input: [THE "CHEAT"] Sound Effects (bells, beeps, whistles, echoes) [SMART WAY] Smartest thing to do with sound effects is to never use them. A possible exception is using what is known as a "roger beep" that gives the NASA style beep when you complete a transmission (unkey the microphone), which is useful is high-noise environments. Other than that, you only succeed in letting everyone know you have a 10 year old's personality. [STUPID WAY] 
output: After spending a minute or two trying to get someone to talk to you, spend the next 30 minutes using these sound effects to make sure everyone notices you enough to NEVER talk to you.