input: [Name] Danilo Bakery’s BaoNecci [Yelp’s 2008 rank] 10 [Our 2008 rank] 159 “A very handsome young man behind the counter flirted with me (as only a European man can do!) and I found they are making the delicious corn bread loaves on Saturday again!” [Our thoughts] 
output: And I’ll give you six stars if you give me your phone number in an accent of whatever language they must speak in Italy.