input: [Name] Cento [Yelp’s 2008 rank] 9 [Our 2008 rank] 6 Two-fer: “Hooray for yet another coffee shop serving good drinks out of a loading bay!” and “I haven’t even been there yet, but am certain it will be fabulous” [Our thoughts] 
output: If we actually stepped over the heroin-addled hookers to get to their loading bay and taste their coffee, we’re certain it would be some of the best in the city.