>>41113562
More like a very powerful fart.

>>41113562
Why is there so much offboard spam right now?

hot skinny girl...powerful stinky farts...much to think about

>>41113562
I want to, no I NEED this rarity right now to go on what she calls a "classy date" together. She would like me immediately, but fuck I've just realized we have 0 common interests but I want something leading up to the incredible sex please help me guys


Anonymous

>>41113668
dixie all the the way to the north
Robert's march to new york
https://youtu.be/r3wS0veUDag?si=2Cf<wbr>NfbXwDI_q8oio


>>41113704
God, what a stupid fucking creature.
>rape

a real winnie the pooh moment right there fluttershy, ya dang retard

>>41113891
Then she would have smacked into the tree without getting stuck dummy.

>>41113916
haha wow she look like Celestia there


>>41113851
Why did the slice come out like that? Why did Trixie leave a small slice at the end

>>41113851
How do ponies open cans like this, Trixie probably can because she's a unicorn but how do the other races manage?

>>41113993
They just bite down on the middle of the can and slurp it all up.


>>41113978
>>41113979
the manga is not from IDW


>"Welcome to Derp Burger, home of the Derp Burger, can I take your order? Try our new Derpy's sauce. Made with Derpy's special ingredients. Recipe is top secret."

>>41114023
A bit weirded out but would be compelled to try and ask no questions


Prisonmares of love
Blue skies above
Can't keep our hearts in jail

Prisonmares of love
Our turtledoves
Soon coming 'round with bail

Oh, you can lock us up and lose the key
But hearts in love are always free

Prisonmares of love
Blue skies above
'Cause we're still prisonmares of love

Oh, you can lock us up and lose the key
But hearts in love, we'll always be

Prisonmares of love
Blue skies above

'Cause we're still prisonmares
We're still prisonmares
We're still prisonmares of love!

>>41114723
I shot a mare in Reno
Just to watch her die

>>41114830
Unfortunately no rape, closest things are Rarity committing sexual harrassment amd Pinkie committing pony trafficking


>walks up to you in the club
>slaps your ass

>>41114863
What does your waifu do about it?

>>41114952
I hope my wife slaps my ass again. I love it when she gets possessive over me in public.

>>41114863
>blush like a fucking teenager at a school dance
>stammer out something incomprehensible
>laughs at me and hands me a drink
it was great until the roofies kicked in and I woke up without my left kidney

>>41114952
>Trixie slaps my ass
>Suri proceeds to yank me down by my tie, spit in my mouth, then slap my ass twice as hard, all while maintaining disdainful eye contact with Trixie
>Suri later rapes me, having gotten immensely worked up from knowing just how much every other mare desires me,
>Yet I belong completely and utterly to her, she tells me as much while she rapes me

>>41114863
>>41114952
Twilight would honestly suplex Trixie. But I'd stop her because it could kill Trixie lmao.

>>41115187
>>41115119
Is it really rape if you want it? At that point it's just rough sex.

>>41115205
but if you tell her that, it'll ruin it for her, and she won't find you as desirable anymore

>>41115205
It's not rape if she mind controls you into giving your consent

>>41115119
UNF I want to be raped by a mare

>>41115227
This. Did you not notice how much pleasure she gets from frightening Coco?

>>41115232
that’s insanely hot. i need starlight to take advantage of me.

>>41115119
God I need a mare to spit in my mouth

>>41114863
Joke's on her, that's my fetish.


ANON, WAIT, PUT THE KNIFE AWAY! LET GO OF ME! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!! W..WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME? I'M SORRY I KISSED PIP AT MY 18th BIRTHDAY PARTY! I PROMISE IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING! ANON, DON'T KILL ME HERE IN THE CAFE WAIT-

>>41114831
It isn't the exact same. Real fans recognize the subtle upgrades.

Godspeed, schizo OP

Why would you want to kill such a cute like Sweetie Belle?<br><s>turn her into your sex slave instead</s>

>>41114836
There are no real fans to pedophilic offboarder cartoons.

>>41114829
Why is she screaming after plowing her over the counters?


>>41113209
No pp. Great and powerful pussy instead.

>>41113127
I want Trixie to fall asleep on my chest, which would make me wait for her to finish napping because she gets grumpy otherwise

>>41113620
What sleeping position do you think she would have?

>>41113644
I dont care as long as she drools all over me

ISleepNow

>>41114193
>1
what's the problem? This is only the 'two-legged' version


Say anons

Anonymous

Do you have a ship involving Dragon boy right here?

I do, Sparity and Spilight, however funny enough spariry is always written as tragedy and spilight as hope novel.

>>41113078
>also
>why.
Like really? What would be the story line?

>local envious mare cant steal clothes so she steals her boyfriend
Or something?

>>41113416
Rarity 'stole' her assistant, so Suri decides to steal hers. Suri is an extremely manipulative mare and would exploit Spike in a heartbeat. The second she sees that Spike helps Rarity out of attraction she would begin buttering him up.

>>41113483
Holy shit.

That actually makes hell of sense. Worst part is... i actually see Sully winning in this.

Damn. Now i want a fanfic about this.

>>41113071
I'd say he's too young to be shipped with any of the Main 6. I do like Spikebelle though.

>>41113634
I would say ok but there is little to no chemistry in between the 2

>>41113927
Better then Rarity though. Maybe ship him with Smolder? Gabby is also a nice choice.

>>41114525
Better than rarity?, no.
More realistic?, maybe

>>41113483
>Having sex with a minor to spite your rival
CW ahh plotline

>>41115253
Better for his age, at least. Shipping Spike with Rarity to me is like shipping her with say, Rumble.

>>41116166
>implying Rariwhore is good enough for Rumble Gigacock


>>41116185
This is what Anon gets for cumming on the page in the biology book that shows mare's reproductive system. The pages are all sticky and start to tear if you try to separate them.


Izzy Moonbow Thread

Why is this pony being spammed on this board?

>>41029785
Did you really not check if she already had a general up?
>>41026588

>>41029897
That has sn ugly bean OP though.

>>41029785
I love her starlight ridge look

I Know You Will Now Watch And Learn.webm

>>41030577
Me too. I love how whorish it makes the ponies look.

>>41029805
Twisharter is falseflagging to make G5 hate

>>41033048
Keep shaking your unicorn butt, the fate of Equestria depends on it!

>>41033345
How long can she hold Opaline off with that?

Anon why are you staring at her butt and not mine.gif

Think Izzy Think, helping those none magic users will only ensure unicorns fade into the background.jpg

>>41029785
Never noticed how much Izzy looks like Xbox 360 kid here.

>>41040632
Imagine if Izzy became an alicorn.

Man, tyt really diverted far from IDW and movie Izzy

>>41029785
I want to cum on her glittery face.

>>41029785
>>41031548
what a fucking porn star

>>41041608
flanderization comes for us all

>>41043780
I feel like it came for Hitch and Izzy the hardest

>>41043783
Can you even call what happened to Hitch the same thing?

>>41043797
No. That wasn't flanderization, it was blatant emasculation.

>>41047048
What does it mean to be IZZED

>>41047713
It means she got to you
The how, what, and why are up to her.

>>41048745
Then get to animating it with a butthole.

>>41049937
Izzy isn't afraid to Glizzy into/onto anything

>>41051747
I can't say it in front of Pipp

>>41053176
Which Izzy canon do you subscribe to?

I have not seen anything from G5 beyond the movie. Izzi is easily my favorite part of it all. Is she any better in the series?

>>41053947
Unfortunately, no. She lost a great deal of her charm after the movie. Her design in TYT is also pretty dreadful looking.

>>41055119
Ah, Izzy. Checking out garbage again, I see.

>>41054922
The other teams just do not have the nuance of knowing how to work with Izzy, though they do have their moments TYT is more spastic and actually different enough to fall under a different classification of tritype

>>41053887
A little movie, a little gloomy IDW Izzy

>>41057486
She's the most introverted and sullen version of Izzy, and I think properly represents the kind of mindset someone living completely alone without friends in Bridlewood would be like. The version of her that's the most like a sad clown.

>>41057884
>sad clown
That's a good description of Izzy.

>>41058109
We even got a little of that in the special

>>41057884
i want to cheer up IDW izzy by marrying her and making her a mommy.

>>41059442
Would some foals really cheer her up?

>>41060311
Absolutely, she'd never be alone again

somepony please think of the critters.png

>>41045359
As soon as he found that egg it was over

>>41063022
Twiley got the egg, too, and she wasn't a whiny bitch loser.

>>41063109
Twilight didn't hatch Sparky Sparkeroni.

>>41061686
Is Anon a critter? isn't this racist holding Anon captive in the treehouse

>>41064291
>Is Anon a critter?
In this case. I hope so

>>41063109
She destroyed Equestria so she 100% is a loser

>>41031860
>”Anon, please. I can only CUM so much~”
>Meanwhile, Misty watches enviously.

>>41067326
You think Izzy eats the green part?

>>41068379
She only eats the green part and then leaves the rest for Sunny

>>41068904
I'm sure Earth Pony pineapples taste great. They'd be great in a smoothie

>>41057884
I actually like this version almost better than movie Izzy

>>41070402
IDW's characterizations of the M5 arre surprisingly good.

>>41072877
Never noticed before how long her neck is here.

>>41073372
I think her body is like, it's just hidden behind her colossal mane.

>>41066289
Why is she caressing a pineapple bros

>>41073873
You'd have to go around that big mane to find out
>>41074367
Because she's going to make a killer steak marinated in pineapple for Anon. For mother's day

>>41068379
She sticks it back into the ground to regrow the pineapple

>>41077462
Wait, is Izzy a robot in a VR sim?

>>41060311
>loving husband that cherishes her everyday
>adorable foals to love, care for, and make craft projects with
Yes.

>>41078005
Didn't we have a green about Izzy being a single mother at one point?

>>41078207
There was a green where she adopts a mute griffin and raises it with anonymous until they eventually start dating

>>41078005
And when they get older they can make even better things

>>41079554
Don't know about that one. I was thinking of this thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/<wbr>38614345/

>>41083465
Is this real, IDW referenced a coomer meme?

>>41084826
Look Anon!
Look at her!
Look with your eyes!!

>>41084895
I see a very sensitive unicorn with a dark side, that's just expressing herself

>>41085367
>dark side
What do you think that entails?

>>41085488
Taking that loneliness and frustration and instead of self-destructing, turning it into a source of creativity and self-expression

>>41055119
>Hey earth kid, ever got your dick sucked by an unicorn?

>>41085619
>dressing like a slut
>self-expression
That's what you call it, huh?

>>41085830
Better than stabbing everyone in Bridlewood

>>41086409
That's one way to express yourself I guess.

>>41086418
Besides, we all love a tortured artist

I wanted her to get permanent streaks in her mane

>>41087922
You wanted her appearance ruined like Sunny's?

>>41085619
OH YOU MEAN LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT G5 IS DESIGNED TO DO?
HUH?
HUH??

>>41029785
That face says she will wait patiently until you let your guard down, and then she will rape you.

>>41066289
>"You see this pineapple?"
>"It's going up your pooper."

>>41090135
Poor Izzy, Alphabittle's "Not Daughter".

>>41091109
He should let her call him daddy

>>41094977
As opposed to Pipp, who wants to take a selfie with you.

>>41048321
Why does her hoof have foreskin?

>>41095704
Do you really want that fat butt sitting in your lap while she fiddles with her phone?

>>41030245
>sn
You made a typo so now I can ignore your post.

Should've made Izzy hang out with Posey in that unaired tyt

I want to FUCK Izzy Moonbow and give her SENSUAL caresses!!!

>>41053947
everything after the movie was a colossal downgrade due to budget constraints

>>41102447
That's mostly true but a few MYM scenes have ok Izzy moments

>>41089761
Long maned Izzy is cute, but leave out the gay stripes

>>41104291
But Izzy loves everyone and everything

>>41107747
Oh man I miss her appearance.

>>41107747
They cheaped out in the background here

>>41109187
Are you just now noticing only the mares got any budget?

>>41109187
What are you expecting from some random hallway in the Zephyr Heights castle?

>>41113359
Zipp isn't a rapper or a raper

>>41113892
Where did you get the implication I was talking about Zipp?

>>41114466
Because of that one scene where Zipp corners Misty


Imagine having sex with the Pie Sisters:
>One sister (Lime) to suck the left nut
>One sister (Maud) to suck the right nut
>One sister sucking your penis (Pinkie)
>One sister waiting to rotate in.

family that breeds together stays together.png

>>41115315
The last sister should be tonguing your asshole

>>41115315
The last sister should be tonguing another sister's pussy.

>>41115315
How bout just sweet sweet vanilla sex with my wife

>>41115341
based none of these childish porn scenarios just sweet love making

>>41115341
I didn't know Weird Al posted here

>>41115315
>One sister waiting to rotate in
Marble is for sitting in the corner and rubbing herself while watching you fuck her sisters

>>41115315
imagine cumming inside and impregnating all of the pie sisters

>>41115315
>"What about boulder?"
>Smashes your right testicle with her pet rock

>>41115871
I want Maud to bite my dick off and cause scrotal gangrene with Boulder.

>>41115871
>>41116066
there's always got to be the weirdos on this board

>>41115336
This. What an obvious miss by OP.

Marbie is the sweetest pie sister, she is so delicate, dainty, fragile.

>>41115871
I rather thought Lime would bite one off. She can get irate enough to do that.


>>41114578
>nigger who post it everytime
His name is xXHomerSimpsonXx

I am on antidepressants and cannot cum inside Rainbow Dash, or at all

>>41114748
Lovely!

>>41114853
I'd get depressed because of that.

>>41114578
>I want to cum inside in this nigger who post it everytime
Same.


TFW /ai/ potentially killed /mlp/

>https://twitter.com/TobbyMLP/statu<wbr>s/1795626982245601542

>>41115909
It's not ai lmao
G5 is a disgrace against the Lord
Cort couldn't rake in enough woke dei awards for the series to continues, totally AI's fault

>>41115909
>Hasbro magically micromanages all dubs
People do realize these are dogshit 99% of the time for a reason right? No company does anything other than outsource for most dubs.
The fact this is reliant on such a dumb idea even for hasbro is pretty suspect. Somehow I don't think Hasbro pushed for something they haven't even used in any of their direct products.
And based on statements its not at all universal among these dubs; its a few among a lot of other low quality strung together dubs of this.

>>41115909
And nothing of value was lost

>>41115929
Also this timeline makes zero sense; this sounds like a retard talking about retards.
MYM would be canceled in 2022; a point where nobody cared about AI.

>>41115945
When Cort talks about giving living artists jobs, he specifically means dei hirees who get the axe when times get tough like in the games industry
AI is his perfect scapegoat

>>41115909
>Source(s): literally who
This story is clearly fabrication because only this, “AI VAs” meme only exist in MLP none of the other franchises under Hasbro’s control. Secondly, this is third reason we’ve heard for MYM’s cancellation. First it was, “lack of viewership and interests.” Now it’s, “actual it was AI.” In reality, it’s because MYM was terrible.

>>41115909
Has it's time finally came to an end?

>>41115993
MYM has been over for a year. In other words Hasbro canceled it a year after the movie.
Because this shit is made way in advanced.

Gen 5 is living through 5 minute slop that was meant to be side content, but now it shows the ideas they had jotted down.

>>41115993
That line talks about "Cort Lane" its literally just yapping on about MYM again. I don't see any ties with him to TYT. Its just them trying to reiterate the very questionable AI refusal MYM link.

Though there are some vague signs that next year should be the end, from hasbro throwing it out as the date of "when it will continue to" and the obvious anniversary and escape of contract of FiM.
G5 has also had longer than average generation run for MLP in the first place.

>>41115909
>AI killed G5
Wtf! I love AI now.

>>41115909
>Unironic aislop shiteating shill
Daily reminder all jews and jeets want aislop, if you defend it you will never be white.

>>41116015
90% of the board does not give a single fuck about G5, fuck no

What the fuck is G5? I hear the term being thrown around but I have no knowledge of it.

Yeah, this is just a guy that is salty about being fired making stuff up. I tried looking for the voice actors in the non-English languages and you can find the S2 VAs names for the Polish dub. And no, they aren't made up people like you see with some news articles, they've done other work before TYT.
https://dubbingpedia.pl/wiki/My_Lit<wbr>tle_Pony:_Opowiedz_swoj%C4%85_histo<wbr>ri%C4%99
https://dubdb.fandom.com/wiki/My_Li<wbr>ttle_Pony:_Opowiedz_swoj%C4%85_hist<wbr>ori%C4%99

>>41115909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1k<wbr>pIdxgOjk
holy snowpity, this is AI? sounds pretty good desuu.

>>41115918
You do since you replied, oops

Anyway, don't be surprised if based anti-AI bros all win bcs of it. So much for "AI being the future". t. fellow anti-AI bro.

>>41116314
Nobody would take a stance on this even if it was real.
Its TYT. But its not even that real and relies on multiple false ideas on how this sorta thing works.

Well then, use AI to make more G4 episodes.

Suffer hasbro.
Suffer dogfaggots.
Oh nonono laugh 10h loop.wav


>>41115555
>>41115568
WTF THIS WAS JUST A SHITPOST

>>41115555
MotherFUCKING checked beyond belief.


Superman Horse

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Comet_th<wbr>e_Super-Horse<br>Why the fuck has nobody made that much fan art, Of this majesty stallion

>>41112740
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Andrea_M<wbr>artinez_(New_Earth)
Praise jesus

>>41112740
Because she only ever fucks the dog

>>41112740
>not a mare
eeeh not as interested.

>>41113414
If anyone actually remembered the plots with this they'd realize thats pretty wrong.

>>41113484
The actual original version of comet straight up had a romance with supergirl. And the other version but that one isn't even a horse.
In fact most stories kept on wiping away the horse part despite the fact that its the logical fit there. Kinda a good reason why this isn't a used character and thats because they barely even think of the horse with it.

>>41113437
Comet was a Greek centaur who wanted to be turned into a human (such bad taste), but he got cursed instead (I forget the details), and Circe saved him by transforming him into an immortal/invulnerable horse HOWEVER when there is a comet in the sky, he can turn into a human. So there are some stories where Supergirl takes a vacation at a dude ranch or whatever and falls hard for this cowboy fellow who is Comet, and she's thinking "I can never tell him that I'm actually Supergirl" and he's thinking "I can never tell her that I'm actually her horse."
Silver Age DC is a trip.

Supergirl gets a magic pony, Celestia, who acts like an animal in order to be lewd with an unsuspecting Superman.

ISleepNow

>>41114751
that actually is the kinda story you would have seen in Silver Age Adventure Comics if G4 had been around then

Anonymous

>>41114751
>ywn be a superpowered alien that the Princess crushes on like a schoolfilly

>>41114751
>>41114826
I think I remember a super short green about Anon being able to "fly" (float) due to Equestria's low gravity and having super strength (comparatively) thanks to physiology designed for Earth. He had to eat like 30 eggshells a day tho.


Would you prefer Equestria to be:
>Another planet
>Another dimension
>A plane of existence that only exists because of human imagination

>>41112332
>Would you prefer Equestria to be
Yes.

>>41112332
what does another dimension even mean in this context, there are spatial dimensions and time dimensions. our world consists of 3 spatial dimensions and 1 time dimension. guessing a separate universe.

>>41112332
infinity amount of separate universes so each faggot gets their own so I do not have to share one with any of (You) without feeling bad about it

>>41112332
Another dimension. Like an afterlife basically.

>>41112332
another dimension because if it's a planet, it's liable to colonized and fucked up by dirty stinky h00mens

>>41112332
First you must explain the distinction between options b and c

>>41112332
Earth in the far future. That way Humans can be legendary monsters like dinosaurs are today and most technology can be reverse engineered human stuff.

>>41113281
One is real the other is a tulpa

>>41113287
Would that make Faust a prophet?

>>41112332
afterlife
>>41112769
this. i mean i wouldn't mind a couple of you chucklefucks trotting around <s>keyword trotting. no humans allowed</s> but if we're ALL going to the same equestria it's gonna get messy

>>41113346
>no humans allowed
based retard gatekeeps himself

>>41113287
This Anon has the right idea! The post Barbarian Post Apocalypse!

https://youtu.be/4I9blXQEHyw?featur<wbr>e=shared

>>41113320
It's a tier or two above a tulpa
but that that's a difference without a distinction

It's like having two frogs, one being created through gene editing and the other through frogs breeding but they are still physically and genetically identical.

>>41112332
None, because I have a family, friends and valued posessions.

>>41113558
And you're worried the ponies will steal those if Equestria was real or what?

>>41112332
Another planet would mean ponies wouldn't look like show accurate but rather like a more detailed 3D model, that could be good or bad depending on you.
Another dimension (singular) would mean there's a single Equestria that could be ideal for some asshole but not for everyone.
Another dimensions (multiple) would mean everyone gets their very own ideal Equestria without bringing other people to Equestria from their shit headcanon. Probably the most ideal opinion for everyone involved.

>>41113601
Whether it's real or not, I wouldn't go there permanently.

>>41113766
OP didn't even ask that though.

>>41112332
Continent Equestria on an unnamed planet.
>>41113287
Does that mean the ponies are the evolved Fluffies? I always knew that.

>>41113777
I knew we were letting the vegans get away with too much.
https://youtu.be/dqAEcJv8H-8?featur<wbr>e=shared

>>41112332
Another dimension new galaxy
Intergalactic planetary

>>41112332
Equestria is its own thing. You can describe it as a plane of existence that only exists because imagination if you want to, but you can say the same about our universe together with all its planets and hidden places. Stop dreaming and it'll disappear.
>>41113320
Nothing is real, everything is permitted.

>>41113355
i will cast aside my mortal form and become pone.

>TFW You go to equestria, but Discord intercepts your ass and turns you into a cow instead of a pony.
>You are a lower species to all ponies and they will never want to fuck you
>You will have to fuck other cows

>>41114088
I'm used to being a subhuman, I'm sure I'll manage.

>>41113287
Equstria does not have technology. What is seen in the show is just an earth/american centric interpretation.

>>41114088
Not the worst fate. I'm pretty sure we can work with this.

>>41114610
MLP cows don't look like that tho. You're gonna have a Wisconsin accent ya kno!

>>41112411
Dimension, for the sake of this argument, implies a mention diametrically separated to this one.
>>41113329
Absolutely. You could make a religion out of thism

>>41112332
>>Another planet
>>Another dimension
I flip between these depending on which thread I'm in, on Technology isnt Magic I prefer it to be on another planet so that we can have space exploration.

>>41112332
>implying i want to change equestria


Historically, how did ponies end up being for young girls but not also for young boys? They're just smaller breeds of horses.

>>41115569
Women like horses in general a good chunk more than men. Ponies are just cute horses yes; its not specific to them.

Based on stuff i've seen, its because horses are a controllable sign of strength and Women are more mentally inclined to rely on other things than their own strength.
Or some shit like that.

>>41115569
Horses are very masculine in a military context, but since modern militaries don't use horses anymore, they're more kept as luxury animals to show off wealth and status. That's by no means exclusively feminine, but horses have lost their practical purpose and have had that niche filled by things like cars or planes and stuff, which attract modern male audiences.

>>41115569
There's no real logic behind it, once people make an association that "X is for Y" then it gets set in stone.
Like how pink is also seen as a color for only girls when it's basically just light red, maybe with a little blue mixed in.

>>41115754
This. Like how kids hate broccoli.

>>41115786
there is an actual reason for that
Broccoli has a sulphur compound in it that makes it bitter and children are more sensitive to bitter
Brussels sprouts used to have more of it
One can always acclimatize to it and it can become enjoyable

>>41115569
They needed a way to keep surplus horse related toys going after the cowboy market finally fell out in the 60s, so why not push the whole "girls LOVE horse riding" thing on the public?

>>41115569
horses always were and will be based, all cultures that had admired the horse will agree
always when i play med2tw and lead my cavalry to charge, i pray for the fallen horses due to arrow and spear damage

ISleepNow

>>41115569
I liked horses growing up. Racehorses are big, powerful, yet elegant creatures. Ponies, real ponies, look like dwarves by comparison. They don't look or move elegantly by comparison. Just watch 'Terror of Tiny Town'. They look like they are made for midgets to ride.
https://youtu.be/egqhJhSJeYg?si=WOS<wbr>XEtThqCOq9FkF

Anonymous

>>41115613
men are not very practical beings though. they spend most of their lives in their extremely dogmatic headspaces, like deciding what others can't do, or consuming inaccurate news.

Horses are cute, ponies are even cuter. Domesticated animals bring out the maternal instincts in young girls. Plus owning a horse or a pony is kind of a status symbol.

>>41116565
There was nothing /r9k/ about that post. Or are you one of those male feminists who thinks basic biological facts are misogyny?


>Rainbow Dash's impulsivity causes her to frequently switch sides mid-conflict

>>41115411
>element of loyalty
>frequently switching sides
Has anyone on this hellboard even watched the fucking pilot?

>>41115803
I'm just spitballing lame AU ideas. Here's another:
Equestria is not the most powerful nation around. Ponies aren't just physically little, but politically little as well, and have to deal with the constant threats and paranoia the come with it.

>>41115411
That birb can run laps around Dashie.

>>41115803
I’d take a bullet for my family with no second thoughts but Dash was very close to selling her friend into slavery for a book. Thats not loyalty.

>>41115914
to be fair ponies are a bit retarded sometimes - every other pony mightve gone through with it and only feel bad afterwards

>>41115803
Did you watch the episode with the buffalo where she switches sides immediately upon meeting them?

>>41115803
>>41115411
Dash should have been honesty and Applejack should have been Loyalty


>>41108269
LMAO is this real????
where can I find more

>>41108121
looks borderline unhinged I absolutely love it

>>41108786
Yep, it's from Castle Mane-ia

https://derpibooru.org/search?q=gre<wbr>at+moments+in+animation

>>41108075
You can not make an Ooo sound with a smile. OP is a faggot

ĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀ

>>41112514
These embedded gemstones look fucked up

>>41108260
this is not a pony
this is a cat


She is ill equipped to defeat her sister in that. her tank doesnt even have a cannon!


historical roleplay starlight

>>41111917
Tickie dez nuts
https://files.catbox.moe/8je529.web<wbr>m

>>41111803
I want Octavia to look at me like that.

>>41111803
As someone who likes tea very much, I can sympathize with Octavia in this.

The artist keep posting, wich is a welcome surprise

>>41113396
I want to be in the Varangian Guard with Pinkie Pie and Starlight Glimmer.

>>41114125
Do you think the ponis will see our world like high fantasy?
After all, a world where the magic is a myth will be very exotic for them

>>41114713
Hey, if a horse managed to be consul then surely an alicorn could be an emperor

ISleepNow

>>41111803
AJ and Ponk should both be there in Iroquois getup along with Futers.

Anonymous

>>41111803
I'M HERE TO MARCH AGAINST THE FORCE OF EVIL

>>41116540
HERE TO DIE IN THE POURING RAIN

I wonder what age Starlight enjoy roleplaying the most


Why people love to draw her in weight gain, slob and obese art? Not into MLP, but I find the art of her super hot and I would know more about it.

>>41114886
Can't say I have ever seen any fatart of her. Most of the time it's about her getting molested by Rainbow Dash.

>>41114886
>>41114886
It’s mainly commissions taken by a dude named Professor Anon/
~Time_Bandit with his oc Sure Survey. Really obsessive over that specific character for some reason

So Scootaloo's scooter is actually a mobility scooter she uses to cart her fat ass around?


The last days of May are coming... How will she survive? Who will care for her and watch over her during her 11 months long hibernation?

>>41114722
It's okay. She's only Merry in May. For the other 11 months she's pissed off.

>>41114727
Pissed Off May the weather mare

Just get her some daisies to cheer her up.

>>41114722
My birthdays in May so it’s my favorite month. She can sleep under a pile of blankets in my place! If she want to.

>>41114722
CUTE CUTE MARE HOLY SHIT CUTIE

>>41114722
It's almost June already? Holy fuck, I haven't done anything this year.


That's it. I'm permanently banning all artists who draw humungous, swollen car tire assholes from my search results. That's it. Fuck ALL of you. I don't want to see a single piece of any from ANY of you fuckers as long as I shall live.

I am so FUCKING SICK of finding Pony art that is 99% good and perfect but the STUPID fucking artist ruins the entire image by including a GIANT, GROTESQUE, fucking DISGUSTING swollen asshole that is 5x wider than the Pony puss for LITERALLY NO FUCKING REASON. I don't even want to see any cute SFW art from these artists anymore, fuck it, you're ALL getting put on my filters because you ALL have fundamentally broken brains and I no longer respect ANY of you or wish to see your content, regardless of how good the image may otherwise be.

I HATE ALL OF YOU, HATE, HATE, HATE. YOUR BRAINS ARE POISON. GOOD RIDDANCE.

>>41114026
idgi either, but it seems popular for some reason, glad I don't cloppo anymore

>>41114026
What’s with all these faggy “briny creep degenerate” posts?
Did all your “girlfriends” finally fly off to Jamaica on your credit cards, leaving you alone with the computer while she gets fucked by some weed dealers?

Honestly , I kinda miss ponies with non-horse genitals.

>>41114036
>>41114076
>>41114127
Unpaid guardians of the poopnigga federation, In Aer0 We Trust

and then there's this....

Here's a pro tip, because I know art can be hard. Horses are supposed to have a noticable gap between the teats and the boing-boing fun time hole. (It looks very wrong with no gap.) So think about it: If they HAVE that gap, that means they ALWAYS have that gap, no matter how they are rotated in 3D space. No matter how crazy or weird the pose is, if they do not have that gap then something about the pony is off (usually artists either put the pony on all 4s and put the teats too far back, or they draw them lying on their back and put the fun time hole way more forward than it actually should be)

It helps to remember the tail is just an extension of the spine. That helps you orient things

>>41114026
>ainigger thinks he is allowed to have any opinion on real art

>>41114485
That Pony is orange, which is the worst color, so your opinion is but peasantish rabble

>>41114055
See, that’s a good sized ponut tho. It’s realistic. The massive ones that are sweaty and prolapsed are kinda gross

>>41114026
It's sad to see this opinion being a minority. Hyperfaggotry is a disease which has been ruining art for ages.

Do people still do these butt hooves, I kinda feel like they started to die off. They're terrible and ugly and illogical and really dumb <s>but I acknowledge they kinda make sense for Pegasi since they evolved to fly and walk on clouds</s>

People who like ponuts have a dormant scat fetish just waiting to be awakened.

>>41114795
>people who like pussies have a dormant piss fetish just waiting to be awakened

>>41114598
>It’s realistic
No it's not. The ponut-to-rump ratio (PtRR) is still way off. Also this trend of dark genitals is ugly on show-style, simply colored ponies.

>>41114946
>is ugly on show-style, simply colored ponies.
It really is. People seem to have forgotten how cute and sexy can work together really well.

>>41114946
>dark genitals
I like it on some pony. I find the contrast pleasing on Rarity for instance.

why the fuck did this warrant a blogpost? we've been fucking telling you do this for years you over sensitive bastard.

>>41115082
That's another thing I detest with absolute fervor, fucking pet play that diminishes sentient individual to the level of mindless wild animal mainly because somebody had their sexual awakening while raping their familys's dog.

>>41116121
The guy commissioning those hundreds of pic is a rusnigger, they love this kind of shit because it fits their sadistic nature.

>>41116134
I don't know about that, russians are more to that gay rape while claiming "it's not homosexual if it's about power" while americans seem really like their golden retrievers.

>>41116134
Is that why there’s so many Roseluck pet pics? I’ve been wondering why she in particular was such a favorite for the fetish. It’s started to influence me even, not in a sexual way but in a “I want a cat sized and intelligence level pony that looks like Roseluck” sort of way.

>>41114026
That's it. I'm permanently banning all artists who draw hairy, collared dogponies from my search results. That's it. Fuck ALL of you. I don't want to see a single piece of any from ANY of you fuckers as long as I shall live.

I am so FUCKING SICK of finding Pony art that is 99% good and perfect but the STUPID fucking artist ruins the entire image by including a GIANT, GROTESQUE, fucking DISGUSTING swollen dog collar that is wider than the Pony neck for LITERALLY NO FUCKING REASON. I don't even want to see any cute SFW art from these artists anymore, fuck it, you're ALL getting put on my filters because you ALL have fundamentally broken brains and I no longer respect ANY of you or wish to see your content, regardless of how good the image may otherwise be.

I HATE ALL OF YOU, HATE, HATE, HATE. YOUR BRAINS ARE POISON. GOOD RIDDANCE.


Is there a book about being a princess i should read?

>>41116368
Here's a 9 chapter book titled "How to become a princess". Specials and spin-offs sold separately

>>41116388
There will be time for all of that later

>>41116368
As a matter of fact, there is.

>>41116368
God that was such a stupid attempt at character continuity.

>>41116368
There’s actually a whole list of books on becoming uhh a princess! Yeah that’s right, this book will help you become a princess. Start here and also send me your discord #


>>41113701
That is damn fine set of flanks with hot curves... what were the animators doing to us...

This thread had more replies just an hour ago. I remember a no hands joke... where are the replies What happened?

>>41114160
Are you so new and/or blind that you haven't realized yet that jannies constantly delete post and threads they don't like?
I have seen actual show discussions get deleted just because someone didn't parrot the board's hivemind opinion

>>41113701
Imagine the rancid smell of her ponut...

>>41114237
Yes I am new and blind and didn't realise jannies just deleted stuff that would seem otherwise harmless

>>41114927
Reminder there's no lewd version of that scene.

>>41116153
why is my twilight wrinkly...?

>>41115514
It’s Spike running face-first into Twilight’s ass. There’s not much else to be done.


Pink is the evilest color.

Pinkie Pie
>is pink
>secretly a psycho on the verge of becoming a serial killer
Suri Polomare
>is pink
>is a massive manipulative bitch
Starlight Glimmer
>is pink
>is a narcissist, cult leader, and kidnapper
Celestia
>is pink
>is a tyrant
Fluttershy
>has pink hair
>is secretly a bitch
Daisy
>is pink
>bullied Trixie
Diamond Tiara
>is pink
>is just a bratty bitch
Cadance
>is pink
>just trots around mind controlling whoever she feels like

>>41115093
Suri Polomare did nothing wrong. She loves to laugh and tell jokes!

Cherry Berry is pink and she did nothing wrong.

>>41115093
I wanna commit unholy acts with Suri and Diamond

>>41115107
Her evil is negated by her yellow mane.
Yellow is the least evil color.

>>41115103
She's very very very very very light pink.

>>41115106
>Suri Polomare is just one of ButtonBelle's many personalities

>>41115216
1 personality per button on her flank.

>>41115093
Suri is the absolute best pony. I love her so much.

Why are narcissistic bitchy mares so sexy?

>>41115093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu0<wbr>sYQRECkY
Suri is pretty great

>Tfw some of the EqG and FiM characters have at least some hints of pink
That's kinda hot now that I think of it


You don't want to finish a family tree, do you?


>"Is this what a top sayan is capable of?"
>"Hihi, silly, I didn't even began to have fun!"

>>41114269
Greeting him twice? She's killing him with kindness.

>>41114269
>"Pinkie Pie-sama, please kiss my rival..."

Is this a sub thread of "ESL anon in Equestria"?

>>41114269
i think as long as pinkie wasn't threatening the world he wouldn't have a reason to fight her balls out unless they were sparring for fun in which case i think it would be the most fun he'd ever had in his entire fuckin life

>>41114269
This is accurate. Pinkie would certainly win.

how could this happen
how could kakarot be beaten by this
this pink talking horse

>>41116780
>AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE *spams blasts*

>>41114426
>”okie dokie lokie!”
>pinkie pie proceed to kiss herself


would anyone here want/be okay with me posting a pinkie pie cosplay?

pinkie anon

hi anons
im working on a pinkie pie cosplay n im excited about it but i dont really have any1 to share it with n it feels like a bit of a waste of time to put the work into a cosplay when its just for myself so would any anons here be okay with me posting it here when its done?

im asking because i dont want to be attentionwhoreing or bothering people here so opinions would be appreciated!!!

>>41117290
ive been on 4chan for a few years i just avoid /mlp/ because its mostly clop material which isnt something i want to spend my time consuming kekek

Anonymous

>>41117243
I've posted a cosplay of mine on /mlp/ but only because the heavy make-up basically anonymized me, the character and cosplay weren't sexy, and I was hanging out with Anons at a convention anyways. I had actually posted a handful of wip posts before the con, in a comfy thread that wasn't opposed to it. Next cosplay will be just as unrevealing, so I've got nothing to worry about, personally. Never mind that one obsessed hater.

If you're female (female), be very cautious about sharing your cosplay. I don't know if the Pinkie general would appreciate to see it, but threads about crafting things probably do. I'm curious what design you have in mind, or whether you'll have fun props. God, I'd love to see a functional party cannon.

>>41117290
Fuckin wish this board had clop material, all the sexy threads are eqg

>>41117379
second this
/create/ would be the best place to post (if you ever decide to post), since people will actually be appreciative of your craft.