Open Pony General #398 - "I read it for the articles" Edition

Previous thread: >>41100418

>What is Open Pony?
A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022<wbr>/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-compl<wbr>etely.html

>Just give me a MARE
Idiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Zk<wbr>Mo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/view<wbr>
A noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410
Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqel<wbr>swj.png
https://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlww<wbr>ntf.mp4

>Join the /mlp/ SL group
secondlife:///app/group/da37f318-78<wbr>1a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/about

>Where is the /mlp/ hangout?
Baltimare, open-access: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondli<wbr>fe/Baltimare/109/160/36
Cloudsdale, invite-only: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondli<wbr>fe/Cloudsdale/39/57/1581

>View Baltimare's live map - WIP
https://baltimare.pages.dev/

>After that, visit one of the many other Second Life pony hangouts:
Mareadise, Earth/Pega/Uni-only: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondli<wbr>fe/Mareadise/147/157/21
Luna's Empire / H-Mart Tower (Free goodies in the gift shop): http://maps.secondlife.com/secondli<wbr>fe/Las%20Pegasus/137/71/12
Ponyville shop: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondli<wbr>fe/Ponyville/234/32/1503

>Content creation resources:
https://ponepaste.org/8725

>Baltimare design/planning channels:
https://app.element.io/#/room/#balt<wbr>imare:pony.cx - Change homeserver to matrix.horse

>Live Baltimare stream
https://picarto.tv/BalTV

Can you believe it guys? Studurday, just a week away! Stallion Saturday is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Stallions! Just a week away! Oh wow, can you believe it? Studurday! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Stallion Saturday, just a week away!

I will not be here for stallion saturday thankfully

what makes a decent pony design?<br>i'm looking for something somewhat futureproof. whenever I tried something I started cringing a year later.

>>41103880
It's ok tidal, I like you in whatever form you take

How old is your popen? Do you have an age set for your popen?

>>41103884
? Haven't even been here a year

>>41103892
What a silly question, my popen is eternal

>>41103923
Very stupid. She probably has lung cancer from smoking 24/7, but at least she has a nice butt.

>>41103923
All popens are canonically toddler IQ most of the time unless they're focused on something.
Hi
Hi
Hidy
Popen
Powy
Sexo
atatatatatatatatata

>>41103923
Literally just as dumb as I am.

>>41103942
Not all popens use brainrot TTS all the time.

>>41103923
On a scale of 1 to Retardo she's solidly a Red

>>41103961
They're still all retarded either way.

>>41103967
>Deer lays its head on your lap
Hi deer! You're cute!
>It scoots its face closer
N-no, stop it, deer! Too close!
>It really gets in there
Deer, no! Stop! That's wrong!
>Ziiiiip
DEER, PLEASE, NO, I DON'T LIKE THIS!

so... ive seen the hmart npc janitor popens sweeping after parties... would i be able to put an animated npc of a specific popen in my parcel?

>>41103967
>>41104000
Unconsensual ball sniffing, how could DeeAAAAAAAH do this?

i wish red and arclight were able to be together

>>41104049
we DO have a red light district

>>41103880
Depends. There are good designs that can follow FiM style, there are those that aren’t and then there points in between.
>>41103923
Not very.
>try to turn 45 degrees
>spin a full 720 degrees instead

this building has sat empty for a few months, if anyone has any ideas for what to do with it, talk to tea love or join the matrix in the sim goings-on channel and as long as you actually follow through with whatever your idea is (and it's not a shitpost) you can do it

>>41104049
I don't, Gilded is so fucking based

>>41104084
>>41104100
it will not be a public toilet

>>41104105
dont worry anon all the std his pony has will eventually kill him. pretty sure that dude has fucked all of baltimare at this point.

STOP zooming into other people's heads!!!!

>>41104079
A gun store is what balti needs as the founding fathers intended.

>>41104115
I will look at your brain believe it or not

>>41104115
my brain is so smooth the photons would just get deflected right off it and turn his camera picture useless

anyone ever tries running around in mouselook while having your snoofa visible?

>>41104125
Yeah I did that once but more as a proof of concept than a regular thing since I'm not using mouselook that often.
Webbum HIGHLY related

>>41104063
rumor was red had a big crush on arclight but got cucked by gilded. It’s probably not even true so it’s more funny than anything else

>>41104148
gilded is a controlling nigger and tried to pressure arc into a relationship KNOWING red wanted to be with her, and it was actually lucia who ended up getting cucked in the end. theres a reason that you dont see arclight around him or lucia, or lucia around gilded (as much), or him being the center of attention anymore. in fact, that faggot had to make an entire new oc just to feel better after being outcasted because he got exposed for being a controlling toxic person!

whats the best urine hud I could use to make my mare pee and wizz all over Baltimare and/or lunas empire (serious question)

>>41104161
god i wish gilded would control me and pressure me into a relationship with him hhhhhh

Thinking about how erotic it would be to see gilded experience hollowheart disease. Just one sexy little nip to his neck. He thinks nothing of it... he wakes up the next day, his bones aching, his cock hard, a splitting headache. The signs are clear as he trots through baltimare, his legs growing seemingly by the hour. He can't help but groan as little nubs poke up from his skull, his vision growing blurry as his pupils morph into slits... like his lengthening limbs his cock too grows, and he's unable to hide it while it develops an additional foot of length and second medial ring. By the end of the day the cute twinkhorse is now towering and lanky, curled horns framing his face. The gilded we knew is dead, and gilded hollowheart ravages our mares. His heart may be hollow but his balls never are.

>>41104167
you don't need a HUD, get a 2048x2048 megaprim and color it transparent yellow to flood the sim and horizon with PISS

>>41104167
Kuro's mare bits have a piss option in their HUD

>>41104193
>Thinking about how erotic it would be to see gilded experience hollowheart disease. Just one sexy little nip to his neck. He thinks nothing of it... he wakes up the next day, his bones aching, his cock sweaty. Knees weak, arms heavy, there's vomit on his shirt already. Mom's spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready.

>>41104208
>He got one little bite
>His mom got scared
>She said "you're going to live with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air!"
mortifying

>>41104161
None of this is true. arclight was already in a relationship with Gilded and lead Red on. That's not Gilded's fault, it's arclights. Stop making Gilded out to be the only one who's toxic when everyone around him is toxic too.

On top of that Red should have seen that, but is pretty braindead with falling for popens so they get consistently hurt. It's a bit pathetic.

Just don't have SL relationships. It's not healthy.

>>41104226
This is good ammo to use against Red lol, thanks.

>>41104228
Don't be a dick anon, what are you planning? What do you have against Red?

Popen seller,

I want your strongest popens.
Post them

Can you all take this to LiveJournal or something

>>41104233
He’s an annoying know it all shill and furfag. Get him off of the sim. Maybe if someone were to get close enough and shatter his heart he’d leave for good lol.

>>41104242
that's fucked up on so many levels. we're here because we're all lonely irl and want to make friends with similar interests. just ignore them if you don't like them. Red has alot of friends but you want to hurt their feelings so they leave and become isolated just because you don't like them? What is wrong with you? Do you have no empathy? What if someone did that to you?

k+
https://youtu.be/99Cw7lDECwM
https://youtu.be/hPRSwMNq5y4
https://youtu.be/HmesjALWwFU
https://youtu.be/SNXiuRMzwAw
https://youtu.be/f4Cj3ShzDQA
https://youtu.be/wqC9B-NZGaw
https://youtu.be/vDRfTWsNcX4
https://youtu.be/dUXtTSrU9rE

>people actually believe this
It was funny until you guys took these shitposts at face value, it's so fucking obvious it was a joke. Come on, RED??? in an homosexual online relationship???????????

>>41104264
are you retarded? you do realize Red has fucked half the sim right?

>>41104161
Luci and I hang out every day and arc and I still chat and shoot the shit. I really have to wonder if you're just RV or something going off of how clueless you are.

>>41104274
Couple weeks ago RV went on a extended rant where he literally talked to himself in that Matrix chat for HOURS.
Doesn't have to be him in this case but it wouldn't be surprising if it was since he just keeps making shit up in his endless boredom and retardation

We need a new horniness tier list. The new group photo might help.

>>41104208
>Thinking about how erotic it would be to see gilded experience hollowheart disease. Just one sexy little nip to his neck. He thinks nothing of it... he wakes up the next day, his bones aching, his cock hard. Out of the corner of his eye, he spots him: Shia LaBeouf

>>41104341
>The new group photo might help.
the final hasn't even been posted yet

>>41104007
>animated npc in my parcel
The only issue is the land impact: since they're intended to be avatars, they have something like 150 or 250 LI when rezzed. Doable on the huge hangout parcels (though even then we try not to have more than a couple npcs at a time, and if ever LI becomes short due to some event build or whatever they're an easy way to cull it), harder to fit into a private home.
If you do have the spare LI, though, there's no reason you couldn't. You need to link all the rigged stuff together, make it into an animated mesh and I think throw in a script that makes it play an animation (and throw in that animation).

>npc of a specific popen
This is a bit harder since you'll basically need to start by cloning that popen. Also, if the popen's design is too complex then animated mesh will refuse to work, so it's not possible for every design out there - even some relatively common mane + tail combos can bring the total over the limit.
But again, if you figure out how to make that popen, and you're able to make it into an animated mesh (or trim the design a bit, e.g. using a simpler tail, to allow that to happen), then again yes you definitely can.

>>41104290
>Couple weeks ago RV went on a extended rant where he literally talked to himself in that Matrix chat for HOURS.
you must be thinking of bitwise

>>41104391
>since they're intended to be avatars, they have something like 150 or 250 LI when rezzed
Popens are heavy

>>41104408
>Bitwise Derangement Syndrome

>>41104425
So that's what the anti-BDS laws are for

imagine being so insecure of yourself that you need your pixels to be bigger than others' so that you have at least something going on for you

>>41104488
This is why I smol cute maremax bc its a better vibe than being blatant insecurity about your ego

i need my pixels to be smaller than others so i can feel submissive and subservient to everypony else's large pixels

I hope tonight's party is in the pool again, that was fun.

>>41100614
I love this post. This is a good post
As an earthie, I'm enjoying diversity a lot
One of my favorite guilty pleasures is locking onto a pegasus flying around town and just enjoy the view, or just watch them in fps mode, I love them so much bros
Magic is also amazing, I love it when somepony teleports in with a little effect or traps somepony in a bubble to drag them around <s>Not me personally it's a weird feeling</s>

>>41104559
The party will be at the pool again yes

What would you do to this popen? :D

name of this popen? lets call her pet.

>>41104591
not a popen + disgusting, i'd probably turn her into glue- she already looks like glue, mostly.

Bitwise has a very cute smile ... and before I will fuck off I want to present this screenshot.
I hope my character in the game turned out similar to his original in the show.

Xalte ere gova da Cant!

latest changes to second life causes all popens to be sunken into the ground. either they need to revert code or we will all have to get new avatar shapes with updated hover height.

created an issue on their github. gotta protest i suppose or its gonna suck for us. could add more screenshots perhaps. its pretty terrifying when there's a bunch of floor ponies

https://github.com/secondlife/viewe<wbr>r/issues/1568

>>41104639
I like this change now I don't have to look at ugly glitterbombs

>>41104639
I hate this change now I don't get to look at glitterbombs

I'm going to cum inside all of you (in my mind) and you can't stop me.

>>41104252
I DO EVERY THREAD BUT JANNIES NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING

>>41104705
/opg/ has a bit of a cesspool reputation to the rest of the board, to be fair

The powy pin-up project has released as Hmare. It's available on a table near the luna noose by the fire pit. It's free, please enjoy.<br>If you have any issues, IM tidal.

>>41104771
Genuinely I don't know why. It's not much worse than the rest of the board in 2024. The only difference is, here, the same ~10 usernames are mentioned in the deranged rants about minorities and "tourists"

>>41104880
Because it's seen as circlejerk central. It's kind of what happens when you have threads centered on the very thing that strays from anonymity

>>41104879
the fact you do all this shit makes me feel like such trash because i do nothing

>>41104885
We can make stuff together anon

>>41104894
it's too late for me i've lost my chance.

>>41104899
I will physically and emotionally beat that defeatist mindset out of you.

>>41104899
ok shitwise shut up and go cry

>>41104900
tidal has taken literally every one of my ideas and done them better than i could.

>>41104907
Give me another one of your ideas right now so that I can do it better, then.

>>41104917
I'm still going to credit you.

>>41104859
Yes, there is. It's happening right now.

>>41104915
hey it's that anon here, I had the idea of making marebits with all the features from kuro's but actually rigged to popen body and more detailed and not with the ponutfag proportions from nording's
I also had the idea of making it free and open source so popens could mod it to work with all the scripted systems they want to use it with
can you do that idea better than me?

cinemare is up, sorry if frames are bad, I was working on some stuff and realized friday party, so I have stream running alongside blender and substance lol
can't wait to get a stream machine set up soon™
https://picarto.tv/BalTV3

>>41104947
why are some of you nording haters? actually curious why the proportions are disliked.

>>41104947
>actually rigged to popen body
I'm curious to see how this would work with modified body shapes.

>>41104952
I love the way the vag looks but the ponut is disgustingly massive
the edited smaller one is ok but difficult to get a hold of bc it's not actually included with the one you can buy, so you have to rely on the whims of if nording is wiling to dig thru their inventory for it

>>41104952
It's hyperfag shit. Not a nording hater, but I never bought his marebits because the ponut is inflamed.

>>41104957
if you dont like large ponuts you just have shitty taste. nording’s aren’t even that big lmao.

>>41104952
Some people prefer smaller buttholes, especially people who don't even consider anal arousing and probably only consider them incidental to the plot and would rather they were de-emphasised entirely.

>>41104973
>>41104975
Why are you all made out of scuffed metal?

>>41104952
While I don't like Nording's oversized ponut, my main reason for not buying his bits is the lack of features. afaik the only thing you can do with the Nording bits is shove anal beads and stuff in the ponut, can't even open the pussy.

>>41104959
If you think this qualifies as hyperfag shit then you clearly have never actually seen hyperfag shit before.

>>41104965
sorry anon, I want FAT MAREPUSSY not fat anus
mares don't get pregnant in the ass

On the topic of marebits, how do you think they should look? Personally, I think this style in 3D would be hot. https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2018<wbr>/11/12/1880961.jpeg

>>41104952
I have nothing against nording, but his proportions are way off. It's fine for fetish tastes, but not everyone is gonna share literally the same fetish; is it really surprising that some people just want a normal size and proportions?

>>41104965
>>41104988
Anon, the proportions are deviating from the anatomical norm, that's appealing if you have a fetish for it but isn't otherwise. Simple as that
And yes there's always a bigger hyper, that doesn't mean nording's aren't oversized

>>41104907
It's not a competition. Content is always welcome.

No Wheel of Popen this weekend. I'll try the 1st or 2nd, and perhaps later than the usual time. If interests remains low then I think Wheel will go on a hiatus.

>>41104952
the anus is like the size of the vagina itself it's retarded. It's an anal fetishist's marebits.

>>41105072
When are these two having a wedding? Chapel needs use

>>41105096

No idea. You need to ask them.

I hope Frosty and Dallas will have wedding soon.
Very cute pair.

Frankly I'm kind of surprised at how not-porny the pinup magazine is. Thought you fuckers were a lot more horny than that, neat.

>>41105114
Can't believe you didn't wait till the texture loaded in

>>41105146

It's "normal" Alchemy behavior. It start to lose textures when avatars more then 70
Switching to BadDragon

>>41105067
>>41105123
What are some days and times that work for you two? I'll try another time as I suggested as a possible remedy. 4:00 p.m. and a couple hours after is a little tricky for me unfortunately. There's always the option of someone else taking over if they want who have better schedules than I.

>>41105162
Is it just me or has Alchemy been getting shittier with each update?
And it's been forcing me to update, literally won't let me log in with previous versions

>>41105178
I mean even then there's like, two, maybe three exposed bits in the entire mag. Everyone else is covering up or going Show Accurate. Is interedastin'.

>>41105142
My entry next month will have EXTRA cum to compensate

>>41104639
I can't believe Second Life is lowering horses now.
What's next? FORCED STREETGLO?

>>41105195
>BadDragon
I can't believe Flurry is walking around with a dragon dildo concealed up her royal keister <s>no yeah actually I can totally believe it, she's the Princess of Whorses.</s>

>>41105166
And in addition, I'd be more than happy to something late night that would either follow the Friday party or Marebox. Don't ever hesitate to reach out to me either.

Tapi still don't need partners. Tapi has science and clone factory.

Still planing school shooting but maybe not today

>>41105245
wtf why are my eye sparkles so bright for you

>>41105247

Lightning. I usually wait for some light reflection of something like this and than take a photo

>>41105267
of course not, she's a deer. and that's not ok.

I almost forgot about whiskey ... <br>WTF party and no booze.

Celestia bless BadDragon developer. <br>And for ctrl + alt +f he deserves tons of free internets

>>41105283
>not waiting and snapping at exactly the perfect moment organically smdh

>>41105289
Yes but for example at hoofball to capture cool shots you need to stop and select most epic angle / focus etc

>frosty pines
>turns my pine stiff and hot

>>41105104
Frosty and Dallas perfect couple

And the nomination for the cutest couple goes to...

>>41105249
i want a quickie with quickie so bad

>>41105353
Me, pony. Me too.
But my nickname is too self-explanatory

>>41105214
>I'm a HUGE art appreciator you know!

Ok we have at least 3 couples in this nomination.

I love the photoponisu, thank you for your work

>>41104965
>shitty taste
Ironic coming from the person fetishizing the hole feces comes out of.

Para and Gryph
Frosty Pines and Dallas
Deeraw and Kezzie
Ruby and Saturn

anyone else? i likely missed some lovely couples.

Science gone too far
And I've got warning for someone's balls.
It's not intended, I am sorry

>>41105412
Me and my crippling Depression.

>>41105418
you can't hog depression. fucking give it back

Imagine if we had a Debbie Pression pony and she'd fuck everyone

>>41105424
Can I give you mine?
I am bucking fed up with this feeling.

>>41105412
I thought Kozzle and Deer were a thing for a long time already

>>41105437
seeing that guy hold it in his hands makes me feel incredibly uneasy

>>41105441

You should stop being a triple nigger.

>>41105438
>"Sure, I'll krump with you, sweetie"
>Dislocates hip

>>41105412
I'm glad not too many people have noticed me and my mare's relationship. Having others know just opens things up to jealous behavior. Being a "cute couple" is overrated, I'll settle for being a caring couple.

>>41105461
That's really sweet and I am happy for you!

>>41105439
Didn't know that but that's really cool!

I am happy every time popens found someone special.

>>41105481
All the ponies are really special to me

>>41105468
I gotta ask him for his carrot provider. Those are ALWAYS incredibly fresh.

>>41105438
Good luck on that. I haven't seen that one participate in anything like at all. No Havoc, Marebox, Wheel of Popen or just field trips. Mostly just sits somewhere and lurks.

>>41105504
I want to give Marble cuddles

>>41105418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLE<wbr>dsI731J4
You can just have me too, whoever you are.

>>41105515
Memes are memes but I wouldn’t wish this nasty thing to even my enemy. It is very difficult to get rid of it. I’ve been living (am I living?) with this for 10 years now

>>41105522
I've lived with mine for 16, it doesn't get easier anon.

>>41105536
I saw both carrying each other earlier today. Super cute

>>41105526
>it doesn't get easier anon.
It does help if you can achieve cool things in life. Even cleaning up your home can do wonders and depression people often tend to live in total chaos.
You just gotta chain little successes after another and you'll get gradually feel better and better

t. speaking from experience

>popens are breaking each other's bones again
>IN THE POOL

Piss hotdog water pool party is what I'm here for

>>41105522
>>41105526
>10
>16
<s>amateurs... I'm at 21 now h-haha</s>
fr tho >>41105556 is correct
Treat even very minor things as accomplishments and it does really help with feeling better about life in general
i.e. instead of "I only got out of bed to feed myself today" you say "I actually got up and fed myself today! It's not much, but it's something!"
When days are especially hard for me, I make sure to treat taking care of myself as accomplishments bc when things are a little easier those things are just second nature

>>41105241
What in the everloving Rule 1 FUCK is, THAT??!!

>>41105644
Kind of like it. Orca fuck. Lets plug it's blowhole together

>>41105644
it's afterrain's creation.
someone in the past complained it was on stream once. honestly, it's fucking ugly as shit and i wish gooey would drag him somewhere else.

Oh fug I submerged my camera and made it WET

Thanks for listening tonight Powys I had a few popens ask for the tracks so I've put everything in here https://pastebin.com/uSGMAJvj Loaf you all.

>>41105778
unf I wish this popen would sit on my face

>>41105849
Now you just hang on a minute now

PSA:<br>This is why you sit the fuck down inside trolleys

>>41105906
love how there's client-side desync in avatar positions
I'll line up head pose or av sitter positions just to see someone post a picture that's wildly off from what im seeing
here's how it's positioned on my end:

damn I can't believe I watched this happen live

>>41105931
NTA but can't he just just follow rule 1? this creature shit is getting retarded

>>41105985
You know for a fact they aren't going to use that thing as their main so why does it matter right now?

>>41105931
It's probs Afterrain's ex threadshitting.

>>41106000
not me because I actually like the orca

>>41105991
Because it's getting grating, and the lax ruling just paves the way for more creature shit. I really don't have a problem with anyone using these avatars but they don't belong in Balti. Just take it off sim.

>>41106021
Same.
Had tons of fun tonight, thank you everypony

>>41106053
1. It's a shark pony at a summer pool themed party
2. It's not even in sim anymore
3. Get over it or go to the grave mad about it

>>41106053
I would be more inclined to agree if it were more than one or two ponies doing it consistently or who are consistently on the sim in those immersion-breaking avatars. But I must err on the side of the randoms being creative. And let's be honest with ourselves, outside of the rules, this really does come down to immersion, and personally, something that falls so in line with the general outline of a pony doesn't really make my head turn and so I'm fine with it personally. I do understand your concern, however.

>>41105963
The thing I love is looking around and everywhere there's something happening or when I do something or walk around and ponies keep crossing my path. Makes it really feel like a little town

Baltimare's sex symbol being exploited yet again https://files.catbox.moe/h3lm9r.png<wbr>

>>41106111
Opened this at work and got flashbanged by hind cock, really don’t know what I expected.
>SMDG

>>41106060
You're acting like it's the first time there's ever been fish popens in the sim and a one time thing. Unfortunately that's not even remotely true.

>>41105932
Always use sitcubes if you're lining up something actually interesting or important.

>>41106180
NTA, but it's true that there's been a laxing of R1. Creatures and sparkledogs are going to creep in. They'll wedge the gap and erode lines until it's too late to stop them. It's the classic furry power creep tactic. The only way to prevent it is to keep a hard line, and keep filtering.

I was very impressed with how many ponies showed up for the birthday party. Thank you all, that really made my day.<br>And thank you to Horselover197, as well as Sweet Cakes and Mitsu, for setting that up.

>Couldn't check in on Popens during work break because had too much shit to do
>Finally get to my break, check
>I've been flung halfway across the sim for some reason
It amuses me to think of a popen spacing out for hours before suddenly snapping to and being miles away from where they thought they were with no idea how they got there.

>>41106469
Popen IQ is at an all-time low. I wonder what they’re thinking about when they space out for hours.

>>41106403
>>41106440
Anon's not schizo at all. We literally had the most touristy popen with the ugliest hardly-pony avatar backdoor balti and noone fucking did anything for weeks. Are you all blind?

>>41106469

It's unicorns abduction conspiracy.

>>41106600
that security tag looks like it was AI-generated

>>41106503
>Are you all blind?
They're the same people, backdooring here as well to work the gap in the thread. Why on earth would they object to filtering out sparkledogs, if it was not their objective to keep that foot in the door?

>>41106684
Yeah it's just a bit annoying to those of us who want to keep Baltimare /mlp/ and g4 related. Fuck I'd even take g5 ponies over whatever some of these creatures are which feels gross to say. It sucks that sometimes it feels like it's devolving into Ponytown.

>>41106727
>The gang summons a Spirit Bomb

>>41106469
It's the hoofball.
Popens got so obsessed with it that OTHER POPENS are slowly morphing into hoofball balls in their vision making them want to buck them across the sim.

>>41106830
one of these things is not like the others

>>41107003
that's sad. a day without a hug is a lost day.

>>41107024
It was bad enough in SL, now 3d popens are overaccessorizing!!!

>>41107149
I only had dumb issues with animated tails so since almost day one I don't use any animations in my tail. I chose the STIFF LIFE

>>41107260
I might goon to my special somepony real quick.
Goon to yours, you have one right?

>>41107268
if i did i wouldn't be asking

>>41107260
Do them all in turn once the final anniversary photo is done and mark them off to show your progress.

Havok will be occuring as usual today please do not panic

>>41107314
Havok wars is an RTS game in second life that looks like the picture in that post. It's janky but if you enjoy RTS and want to do it with ponies in SL then you can pick up the free version and join in https://marketplace.secondlife.com/<wbr>p/AT-Havok-Wars-Starter/4299278

>>41107302
>>41107322
mission accomplished, thanks anons

>>41107024
Fluffy hooves typed this post.

Lagging through Second Life,
Our hearts buffering, frames dropping,
In this digital haze, we find our groove,
As the crazy bus keeps on bopping.

The intercom crackles, announcements lost,
We decipher static, decode the skies,
In this virtual cockpit, we're co-pilots,
Guiding our love through digital highs.

The altimeter stutters, altitude uncertain,
We pass through firewalls, encrypted storms,
Our avatars laugh, jittery and pixelated,
As if the universe itself is undergoing reforms.

>>41107325
>>41107340
>>41107348
>>41107351
these adventurous and courageous popens are my inspiration!

The driver's a glitched-out unicorn,
Their hooves tapping code on the floor,
We're passengers in a laggy dream,
Where reality stutters, and pixels roar.

Havok wars happening on dojo because this is basically the new draining grounds in my head it's just a good map and also I've been busy modelling all day<br>check notices for further details

In a pixelated sky, we soar,
Our flying car, a glitchy lore.
Second Life's lag, a cosmic tide,
As we navigate this laggy ride.

In Second Life, we board the bus,
A pixelated ride, a laggy fuss.
Our wheels spin in glitchy loops,
As ponies scream "noot noot" in groups.

>>41107333
>taking 10-20 minutes to "goon"
Just say jacking off then nigger, if you aren't even gonna goon properly

>>41107461
ohh we got the gooning champion over here

Lagging skies, our canvas vast,
Bits and bytes, our memories cast.
Through lag storms, we weave our flight,
In Second Life's glitched twilight.

>>41107461
There is something so hot about a fucking loser just wasting his life away jacking off to faggot shit

>>41107461
No one said anyone was "gooning", he said clop
Follow the reply chain, retard

>>41107488
I am fucking blind and retarded and I mixed it the fuck up with >>41107268
My bad. Anon who was clopping, you're fully in the right and I'm in the wrong

i still doubt anyone here is actually fapping to other avatars. there has never been any proof of that.

>>41107526
Absolutely cursed post. Do not fucking provoke the cloppers.

>>41107500
thank you, for the record I had to be quick because I had something to do soon anyway or I would've spent longer
>>41107526
you can't even imagine how often I do and there's a good chance I've had you in mind at least once

>>41107535
>and there's a good chance I've had you in mind at least once
what the fuck

>>41107333
which one did you nut to tho?

>>41107526
Alright anons, who wants to record themselves jacking off to popens and post proof in this thread? One of you must surely be based enough.

>>41107544
no because itll lead to even more of a circlejerk with popens feeling bad they werent the one jacked off too

unless you want to record yourself cumming to every single powy, but then others might still complain that they didnt make you cum as hard as the other or something

>>41107538
sorry, a lot of the ponies here are just really hot
>>41107542
both, I just imagined a 3way in my head, was nice
>>41107544
too shy

>>41107540
We basically play havok every week today and notices are sent out in the nor/mlp/eople group when it happens and where to go play the weekly match of havok.

>red poaching ponies for his own private sim again

>>41107587
still, he's advertising his own circlejerk off-sim events in the middle of the baltimare hangout
why is that allowed

>>41107544
>>41107552
if a tribute without any of me visible is acceptable, I'd do it

>>41107592
where is the rule where it says you can't invite ponies to events off-sim

>>41107592
How is it any different from field trips?

>>41107597
its basic common sense, dont advertise competing places
>>41107604
because its his own circlejerk event, you're retarded if you think it's the same
he could just host it in the hangout but he chooses not to because he needs traffic in his own sim

>>41107613
It's only a circlejerk if you see it as a circlejerk.
>Competition
Competing for what exactly? I'm the same vein of thought, would you also say that the threads on this board are all competing against eachother for whatever reason?


Anonymous

>>41103943
how smart?
what's square root of faggot?

>>41103968
The answer is very easy, it is op.

>>41103943
We have see this same exact slide thread every week for the last six years. The twitroon is that pathetic to keep spamming the same thing for years on end.

>>41105150
go easy on twi, she has dementia

>>41105150
kek this reddit schizo is malding

you looking fine as hell too twily fr fr no cap
>>41105150
don't be mean


>Is it true you’ve never cuddled and kissed a crystal pony? You should have told me that on our 10th date. I was waiting for some proper affection you big, shy dum-dum.

ISleepNow

>>41103970
I don't mean to be cruel but that looks like a regular Earth pony. Her Secret? She uses Crystyl™ Brand Mane Spray! <s>You Can Too, Ladies!</s>

>>41103980
fuck, I shoulda said Mare Spray..

Anonymous

>>41103970
Crystal mares look like they smell like fragrant shampoo.


>>41104463
I really don't like how my dear Fluttershy treats you, you're very good with that shitty faggot rabbit.


>>41104116
He seems like he would be into crypto, so yes.

>>41104116
He looks like he'd be into holding lotteries or maybe an underground casino

There's no crypto in Equestria since ponies are more intelligent than humans.

>>41104116
Spike's definitely a cryptochud, despite Twilight's advice (and plea) to put his money in a safe broad market index fund.


>>41104276
Fake and faggot, his real name is the minuette, fuck you, faggot.

imgine she cast a spell on ur balls so that u came toothpastes

>>41104276
Based. Her natural lubricant is minty toothpaste.

>>41105477
With m
Minuette it is.
>Verification not required.

>>41105477
Yes. I lick my toothbrush and I think something touching my tongue is lewd.


>>41104774
Calm down Rares, it was only one my kidneys

>>41104774
Made him feel guilty about not going to the Gala with her, until he eventually folded and agreed to go with her instead of you.

>>41104774
The only way to solve this situation is to have highly passionate sex with both mares.


>"Come in, Chosen One. There are things you must know."
>"The village is dying, the signs are everywhere you go."

nah
imma do my own thang, KANG
WE WUZ SPIDAHZ N SHIET

>>41104955
>"The Stripe Face said I had learned much through my quest. This flank scar would help me for more dangers await, I would need its full power to complete my fate..."

>>41104955
Yes yes. That's nice. But what about that healing powder? It gives a really good buzz, mate.

>>41104955
>Fallout 2 but with ponies
I'd kill for it. All we have is that old Littlepip mod that doesn't show armors and breaks if you equip a modded weapon.


>>41105110
Not sure if it's his hair, or if he has a really pointy head.

>>41105110
>Leave in shame because of a fart fetish
On the one side it's a dumb reason to run for the hills. But at the same time the fandom has proven that there could have been many worse ways for this story to end.

>>41105110
He’s been posting stuff again since like last year

Well at least he didn't turn out too be a degenerate ass foal fiddler like Wubcake and the creator of Fluffle Puff

>>41106451
And might I add Sawtooth Waves and Toonkritic too name a couple more

>>41106451
True, but the brap stuff is still pretty hilarious.

Why the fuck did he freak out about the fart stuff? Like literally who cares?

>>41106537
Well let's see, one groomed a 15 year old girl at the age of 30 and is currently his lover now, and one sexually assaulted a 13 y/o girl at the age of 19.

>>41106451
>But it's okay, because Adagio possessed me and made me do it!
... I'm not fucking kidding, that was Wubcake's defense.

>>41106551
Oh, so it's "pedophilia". They'll still get the rope for being normalfags, of course.

>>41105110
Drama threads should be bannable, I have always held that position even way back when.

Is fart fetish too weird even for /mlp/?

>>41106478
I just wonder if *brap* when it was revealed *toot* that he had a fart fetish *poot*, did it give him *brrup* a fart attack? *squeak*

>>41105110
He's still around, under a different name and still drawing fart porn

>>41106451
Wait what happened to the creator of Fluffle Puff?

>>41107870
he's a creepy sex pervert towards women half his age and hides behind being "ooh i'm so soft and pink and sensitive and have mental issues"

>>41107896
Okay but that's just your standard eqg fag right?

>>41107839
He's "left" and returned so many times under different accounts the /brap/ threads on the porn boards have made a meme out of it.

>>41105110
What I wanted most was a full cover of all the polka songs

>>41108547
I want to cum inside Twilight Fartle.

>>41106418
This. He's back. I legit thought he actually killed himself, but he's been homeless since the pandemic and his mental health went down.


2024 - I am forgotten

>>41105223
>furfag shit
And with good reason.

>>41105233
That's literally a mare, are you retarded?

>>41105223
i miss u shawn, u draw a sexy sombra...

>>41105271
His Sombra is such a flaming faggot. I fucking hate how <s>I want him to kiss me.</s>

>>41105223
I think he stopped making animation with that character because he wants absolutely nothing to do with the pony fandom.

>>41105308
Seems so. Last I heard, he was pretty uncomfortable how he became well known in the pony fandom despite not being a pony fan.

>>41105317
Don't blame him, I'd probably have stayed away if my first impression of the fandom were retards like Spec.

>>41105308
>I think he stopped making animation with that character because he wants absolutely nothing to do with the pony fandom.

Huh?
No, that was what he said about the furry fandom when they creeped him out

>>41106091
Until her got that stream with spec.

>>41106105
I doubt that's it. Spec isn't powerful enough to fuck up literally EVERYTHING on this planet.

>his pony videos have tens of thousands of clicks and one has 111k
>now his recent videos that are non-pony are in the single digits again
brutal

>>41106122
For some people and retired content creators that is a comfy number

>>41105300
i am not gay i am not gay i am not gay i am not gay i am not gay i am not gay

>>41106122
He's a retired disney animator who worked on some great films, he's already made it. He can do whatever the fuck he wants. Also he's a senior citizen so I don't think he really minds.

>>41106809
he was also one of the main animators of space jam and it shows

>>41106809
>made money
>has skills related to his interests
he's totally in "i do whatever the fuck i want" mode and i envy him


>"Hurry up, we’re going to be late for the summer festival Anon!”

>>41105478
This is just like in one of my Neighponese animes!

>>41105495
URGH, what the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about PISS and SHIT, and you're going on about some stupid Neighponese show I don't give a FUCK about!

>>41105478
Ok, but first you'll have to tell me if we're a couple, siblings, both or just friends here. Last time I didn't ask and, well... let's just say things got awkward.

>>41105478
Sunset, we are on the SOUTHERN poles. Is winter in here.

>>41106309
Uhh, Japan's in the northern hemisphere Anon...

>>41105478
>no hooves, but >rape
Unless her feet are bound. That shit is disgusting

>>41105478
Great.
More crappy carnivals and noisy fireworks.

>>41105478
the yen failed japs stop propping it up, the miracle is over

Guys I think my Shimmer looks a bit off.

>>41107756
The only time I ever had sex, I had done it with a girl who was wearing shorts like that and it made me DIAMONDS the moment I saw them. I wish I could've relished the moment more...

>>41107756
I kneel to the true ruler of the dunmer

>>41107756
If I pretend to be the incarnate of her late husband, will she have sex with me?

>>41108347
Probably, all she really wants is to be worshipped.

>>41105478
>tfw will never have a cute, funny, intelligent, talented weeb gf who loves you and wants to be loved by you
>she will never convince you to dress up like the couples in her favorite anime and drag you to the summer festival to show you both off
>ywn get home after a long day of fun and cook her the dinner for once to thank her for convincing you to try something new

>>41107756
I wish this guy did actual porn


>>41105567
>tfw u have depression and have completely stopped caring about it :)))))

>>41105580
that's the only feel left when ur stricken with the disease... until you kill yourself...

miserable... crying as the rain pours... alone... dead inside...

(T ^ T)<br>tears of a shattered spirit...

>what the fuck is going on out there
>keep it down you damn kids
>im trying to wallow in my despair...

>tfw you got a giant dick but no warm hole to fill?

>>41105580
It doesn't get better. Give it a couple of years. Even if you've been dealing with it all your life, it'll always either just get worse or stay the same. You'll find out in a couple of years, if you're still the same. If it keeps getting worse then, well, it's just a matter of time before you won't have to worry about the next couple of years anymore.

>>41105642
ha. always great when virgins and sex addicts think sex will cure depression. for me its the last thing i need. sometimes even mares cant make me aroused

>>41105657
Either you're underage or your friends are all assholes.

>>41105669
fuck friends... i just want to be alone... i cant do it anymore... i cant get back on the merry go round...

watching the stars... wondering why does everyone get to live in an enchanted fairy tale... while everything in my whole life is only coldness and darkness...

>>41105567
... trixie can make fire with her hooves?
Is this the power of depression?

>>41105724
i remember the days when i believed that schadenfreude could save me...

I can't tell if OP is some thirdy autist sincerely venting or if this is some advanced form of shitposting from the future

>>41105643
It got really bad for me a couple months ago - the worst it had ever been - but my friend pulled me out of it. Now, for the first time in as long as I can remember, the voice in my head is gone.
I had hoped it would pick some other insecurity to focus on, I never considered it could be gone. I feel normal. It is incredible.

>>41105806
that's good... i am always glad for people who are able to recover from depression... some are naturally of a sanguine aspect and will inevitably recover... others who are more gloomy by nature still find peace and it is very beautiful to hear whats that like to find peace even if not fully happiness... for me i constantly think about committing violence against animals, incest, randonly attacking small children in public as i walk past them, suicide, pedophilia, having my fingers snap off, having my dick ripped off, being falsely accused of a crime... i can stop thinking about disturbing things... it is to the point where its hard to concentrate because i am "testing" myself to make sure im not thinking about incest or child molestation... out of my normal thought pattern the only thing i get any positive feeling from is imagining suicide... im not even much a sadistic or perverted person beyond my attraction to mlp... that is my voice in my head and i dont think any friend can pull me out of this... only suicide will save me...

>>41105830
>i can stop thinking about disturbing things
can't*

>>41105830
unironically treat yourself better, do what makes you relaxed and feel well, then try to distract your mind with hobbies, good food and at least 15 minutes of at least light body exercise. Also look into "cold plunges" which is the modern phrase for cold showers.

>>41105626
she's very hot for some reason

>>41106328
>do what makes you relaxed and feel well
i am unemployed neet
>hobbies
almost going to finish my 4th canon music album...
>good food
i had a freakout over poison a few years ago... now i only eat small selection of healthy items... absolutely 0 fast good, junk food, desserts ever... also cut out nicotine, caffeine, alcohol completely... if anything im unhealthy for a different reason because my diet is so restrictive it actually makes me more at risk for viruses and bacteria...
>at least 15 minutes of at least light body exercise
i think i put in 4-6 hrs a week some kind of wimpy weightlifting... my body shape is probably more attractive and defined now...
>cold plunges
well none of the above 4 havent made a difference... only cutting out caffeine has improved my condition but not nearly enough for me to be considered overcoming... so i guess i should try this ice bath now... but im starting to suspect these self help methods only work for people who dont have anything wrong with their brains...

Literally just stop being sad?<br>It's that easy, all anons ITT just looking for attention

>>41106342
>how to literally just stop being sad
>picrel

>>41105830
>>41106341
Clearly your depression is actually a side effect of severe OCD. Get help before you snap.

>>41105830
This is called Obsessive compulsive disorder. Look up the techniques to deal with it, in particular exposure and responce prevention

this is what I conduct on all of /mlp/'s depressedfags https://desuarchive.org/trash/threa<wbr>d/65911002/#65945061

>>41106436
Oh god this is the gayest thing ive ever fapped to

>>41106342
It's kinda weird how this can actually work. Just say you're not sad and eventually, you really aren't. Worked for me at least.

>>41106341
>music album
Nice!
<s>Will you post it?</s>

>>41106436
Monster Mind was such an enjoyable game but i wish that author picked up more "cutesy" pokemen

I have the weirdest anxiety disorder on this planet

>>41106342
>>41106495
The secret to good mental health is literally just to gaslight yourself in a positive direction harder than your mind can gaslight you in a negative direction.

>>41107255
I haven't done this for my depression, but I can see how it could work for a lot of people. In fact, I hope it does work for many. I came to grips with my depression by a different method. I eventually just embraced it as a power; to see be able to see the world in minor, discordant, and melancholy keys and winter hues. I just let it be part of my being instead of fighting it. Yes, dark themes are always going through my mind. But, I observe and learn from them instead of having a "woe is me!" frame of reference. Ironic thing is that it worked. I don't feel suicidal anymore. Nor do I have that perpetual feeling of "why can't I be happy?" I just accept that I won't be, and embrace the other side. Yes, it's just a mental trick, but it works for me. <s>Maybe all I did was inject stoicism. I'm not sure to be honest.</s>

<s>I think my depression is permanent and probably genetic (it's a thread that runs through my mother's side of the family), and it kicked in when I hit puberty. It has been with me ever since then.</s>

you might want to give magic mushrooms a try. both heroic dose as well as microdosing are worth giving a shot tho i'd start with latter and then the former

>>41106872
Then you should absolutely kill yourself.

>>41105830
I believe there is a version of my out there somewhere that read this and was disgusted by this. But not this me. Infact it's comforting, even in a utterly depressing way, that there are more people out there who experience this. By lord or whatever other fuckass diety one believes in I do hope you can get out of this hole but I never really was a optimist.
Fuck writing this was a horrendous idea. Now I feel like jumping. Not that I have enough courage to do so but one can dream.

this thread reeks of underage b8
anyways key reminder
DEPRESSION AND DEPRESSED ARE NOT THE SAME THING.

One is a hormonal/chemical imbalance, the other is a feeling.

anyways ignore these retards/doomposters/glowies or whatever these faggots are.
>>41105643
>>41107361

As for tackling depression, make a fucking plan, assess your situation, and make tangible goals.

If you're NEET and struggling with stress about finances, plan your finances out, budget accordingly, and look for sources of income.

If you're lonely/lone and have poor social esteem or whatever, look in the mirror, do self-care, clean yourself, get new clothes, get a haircut, and struggle through social interaction with strangers, or practice with family/a friend.

Planning and goal setting is a pretty important skill in life, grow upon that skill and you'll be well organized and capable.
And don't over-complicate it, all plans boil down to this

1. Identify source problem, or if you can't write down the symptoms/issues that are arising from the problem.

2. Look for ways to solve those issues/symptoms

3. Persist, even if it seems like nothing is happening, things take months if not years and you have to accept that.

4. For what you lack in intellect, you make with hard work and persistence.

That's all, don't give up or feel hopeless.

>>41107387
Thank you Anon. It's been a long time since someone believed in my abilities to do something.

disregard this moron here
>>41107391
he has no idea what the fuck he is talking about and posted generic stock advice that he found on google

>>41107391
Normalfag who doesn't understand what crushing, all-encompassing depression feels like.

>>41107492
if it's as bad as you say, then to go a psychologist/doctor and get yourself admitted

inb4
>nooo the hecking sedatives and drugs!!!
then maybe you aren't as "crushed and all-encompassed" as you think you are?

>>41107476
>disregard this moron
>can't provide counterpoints for anything other than "le generic stock advice"
You can do harder than that anon, sorry for effortposting unlike you, show us your exquisite wisdom inb4 its just taking drugs to cope unhealthily.

>>41107550
fucking shame on you for giving these AI generated "advice" that someone might actually try just to find out that they don't do jack shit and reinforce his belief that he shouldn't look for professional help
you're trash

>>41107598
>AI generated
Lord forbid that I can write shit without AI, not everyone uses fucking AI you imbecile.

I pity retards who can't tell the difference between AI generated text, and written text.

>>41105643
Unironically find some friends, or at least an IRL community that you connect with. Easier said than done, I know, but good companionship really is the miracle drug to curing depression.

>It's a sad world
>It's a sad life
>Got my tears pearled
>Ain't got a ponk wife

Arguments over which mental health advice is actually helpful? <br>My God, is the show show about friendship actually rubbing off on people besides giving them horse fetishes?

>>41107672
IRL communities you have to filter yourself around.
For example if someone knew my fictional sexual interests, I'd be in trouble.

That and I've just encountered people going "mhm hm, mkay" whenever you say something, instead of having any meaningful thought. Which makes sense, since I do it too, but it just breaks any meaning in that relationship.

>>41105806
>>41105830
look up Jerry Marzinsky

>>41107748
>For example if someone knew my fictional sexual interests, I'd be in trouble
I don't know how long it's been since you've actually talked to other people, but fetish discussion is incredibly rare.

>>41107753
people just say I'm weird or something like that.
one person on autism awareness day went "you're autistic right" and I just said no

>>41107837
Maybe they themselves were autistic and were looking for one of their own.

>>41107837
>autism awareness day
What social events are you going to?


It says here you're due for a prostate exam, Anon. Bend over.

>>41105766
H-how do you do a prostate exam with hooves, doc?

>>41105822
Who said anything about hooves?

don't do it, Anon. that's not a doctor, that's Fluttershy. she's gonna rape you again, anon<br>we've been over this before

>>41105766
>>41106463
If it's Rarara and Flutters I'm ok with it


>>41106352
She stares at faggots to discourage them

>>41105831
I love her!
>Verification not required.

>>41106352
Because you don't brush your teeth.


Depends, how ripable are those character models gonna be?

>>41105867
Judging by the fact that there's no article on here by that author I'd say it's irrelevant.
https://www.ign.com/person/ryan_din<wbr>sdale

>>41105882
Some Chinese articles talk about it, but I can't find this specific one.

>>41105867
>open world pony
Please, God. I would sell my soul to China for it

>>41105867
Mihoyo is the perfect company to make one. There’s still a major Chinese fan base for mlp and if it’s anything like Genshin, it will be extremely successful.

>>41105867
Wasnt this a hoax a few months ago?

>>41105867
fake and gay, though shame on me for not noticing "aquire" before checking the author's IGN page just to make sure

>>41105891
>Gacha gaylord
you never had a soul

>>41105921
The worst rng and microtransactions rolled together in a shit burrito with nft like image waifu spam that you roll for

>>41105881
Genshin was made in Unity, so the characters were ripped the morning after.

>>41105888
Have you ever stopped and thought to yourself that maybe that image is fake?

>>41105939
And a ching-chong nip-nong to you too.

>>41105939
>In a surprising turn of events, MiHoYo, the developer renowned for games like "Genshin Impact" and "Honkai Impact 3rd," announced their plans to acquire the beloved brand My Little Pony from Hasbro. This move signifies a significant step for MiHoYo into the realm of animation and entertainment, transcending the boundaries of the gaming industry.
LMAO

>>41105911
Pretty sure that was an edit of the article about Tencent wanting to buy D&D from Hasbro. This is probably fake too but it's a different thing.

>>41105955
That was real. China has a boner for Hasbro stuff.

>>41105921
Free-2-play system that's responsible for Asian F2P stuff generating 5000% more profit than non-gacha stuff.

>Game require characters to make a team and play
>Game doesn't give you characters
>You need to pay for them
>Except it's not a shop, it's a lottery/gambling system

Typically, it would be organized like so:
There is a "Banner" that will last for 2 weeks or so (to entice you into spending money *now* before the characters are gone).
You buy tickets for that banner, and each ticket will have 0.1% to give you Pinkie, 1% to give you SeaSwirl/CarrotTop/RoyalGuard#47, and everything else is filled with random trash you already have 999 copies of.
They generally have various system to "guarantee" you will get Pinkie if you throw enough tickets at it because otherwise they fall under gambling & casino laws, but that's the general idea.

Mihoyo is... not the worse when it come to that system. At least they weren't for Genshin, which is 3/4 of why the game took up among Western audience who tend to be spooked by aggressive Gacha.

>>41105939
sounds fake and gay
Stay in/v/

>>41105962
Bros... imagine a pony game set in Equestria like this... I hope they do buy it

>>41105968
Genshin is just a rip off of botw

>>41105927
Sounds like only good can come from this then.

>>41105972
It made millions more than BOTW in the end however

>>41105978
Because chinks are greedier than nips

>>41105968
Fucking this.
I would just sit there in VR and watch the scenery & ponies. PonyVRville never really delivered on the comfy side.

>>41105974
nah the chinks will nuke any controversial stuff

>>41105988
>my little pony
>anything controversial to begin with
Anon, you have been consuming edgy fandom creations for too long if you think there is anything controversial to be had in official MLP content.

>>41105988
And this has stopped the fandom in the past?

>>41105988
What version of MLP have you been seeing?

>>41106002
Don't lie Anon, we both know you will get into debt rolling on Trixie's banner.

>>41105867
>>41105918
>>41105925
>>41105955
>>41105972
What's the problem with this? MiHoyo is one of the only ok studios out of China and them making an open world adventure set in Equestria would be incredible.

>>41106012
I wouldn't touch this shit even if Xi Jinping himself gave me the wages of 6 gorillion child sweatshop workers to roll with

So what character will be the main pedobait? Every gacha game have one of these kind of characters

>>41106018
The problem is that chinese games are consumer garbage.

If you want to see what a chinese pony game would look like, take a look at PonyTown. Crowds of furry kids who don't even realize it's a game based on MLP.

>>41106032
Most of them rotate through a few over time.

Its not like they don't have an established list to go through, I don't think it'd shake up the meta.

>>41106018
China bad.
Israel good.
Americans have this drilled in their brain since birth and can't think rationally about anything vaguely tied to the dog-eaters.

>>41106019
You can play for free, dumdum.
I did all of Genshin, including the tryhard whale abyss stuff without jewhoyo ever getting to see my credit card.
And I have all the characters I actually gave a fuck about it.
Only terminally ill waifufags and game-journalist-tier bozos ever pay anything in gacha.

>>41105953
kek I doubt they'll be able to buy it but I do like the idea of a BOTW style mlp game.

>>41106032
CMCs are right there, 3 Klee for the price of one.

>>41105994
>edgy fandom creations
Exactly what im talking about anuthing considered "brand damaging" is getting nuked if the sale ever happens

>>41105867
My opinion is purely dependent on if they're better or worse about C&D'ing fan projects. Not that pony is getting many fan projects with official characters nowadays anyway.

>>41106040
China make soulless bug products because they're soulless bugs

>>41106044
Nigga, if anything Chinks give a lot less shit about you making ponies fuck each other while praising Hitler than Hasbro ever could.
Genshin has ton of porn, including of their potato loli.

>>41105867
>>41105939
>no source of this at all
>the article of the OP just don't exist
Yeah, good one but fake.

>The IP remains popular in china
Wait... are we sure we are talking about G4 here?
'cause chinks have shitty taste enough that we might looking at pony Genshin Impact but G5.
Any chinkanon can weight on what's popular exactly in the local fandom?

How to trigger 3 type of waifufags in one pic.jpg

Elliot's Husband

>>41105867
If they make a gatcha as good as Genshin with G4 characters, then I am all for it.

Anonymous

lol the overlap between Genshin and MLP is so real that I wouldn't be surprised if it happened.

This is obviously fake, but it would be very depressing if this really happened. Not only because gacha games are terrible, but watching fans slowly becoming whales would be very sad.

>>41106104
>slowly becoming
Anon, have you seen the pricetag on custom plushies?

>>41106104
It would make MLP relevant again and for a long time, but gacha is le bad I guess

>>41106065
Wait i'm not a weeb what are the names of the girls who summate to trixie?

>>41106104
Hey, my favorite artists stopped doing ponies and moved to either furshit(and that drastically change his artstyle) or the current trend to farm commissions. I have to spent all this extra money somewhere and I'm not gonna to do it in charities

>>41106065
There must be some sort of link between genshin fans and mlp. They just fit so well together, I can't explain it.

Why aren't they buying the rights to, and producing a TV show instead? We know the Chinks have it in them, given recent low-cost huge-success projects like the league of legends or cyberpunk cartoons

>>41106065
trixie is such a little hottie <3

>>41106123
TV shows aren't as profitable, and you already have one it's called FiM.

>>41106135
She doesn't smell like literal shit but yes she has a particularly strong musk compared to other mares which just adds to her allure.

>>41106114
Girl on the left is Fischl. A chuuni who got actual chuuni powers because the local drunkard of a God thought it would be hilarious, and now she is stuck with the gimmick despite getting a bit old for this shit.
Girl on the right is Mona. An astrologist who spend most of her time trying to explain to people that her magic is neither a scam nor a divine intervention, and who is constantly broke as fuck due to blowing all her money on expensive astrology shit.

>>41106135
True lol how can Mona and Fischl stand being so close to that sweaty blue creature

>>41106110
Is relevancy all that matters to you? MLP doesn't need to be popular to be enjoyable. An MLP game like this would be just like every other gacha game but with ponies in it. Even if they somehow perfectly captured the spirit of the show, the game would still be a slog to play through because it's a gacha. The only real fun in these games is collecting characters you like because the gameplay is always incredibly shallow. If you want MLP to become relevant again then you should want it to come from a quality piece of media. Not just because it gives people something to waste their money on.

>>41105867
Oh Celestia please let it be so.

I don't even care if it's gatcha, A new open world MLP game with the style of Genshin? Yes please.

As someone on /v/ pointed out:
Gacha come from Gachapon.
Gachaponies.
It was always meant to be.

>>41105867
Let's be honest, what better studio to make an MLP game than Mihoyo? Like what do you want, Microsoft? Bethesda?

>>41106165
The guy who made Rabbit and Steel.
Upgrade the coop to 6 players, replace bunnies with ponies, replaces bosses with the various villain-of-the-week the show had, and we are good to go.

>>41106165
I don't think I would want it to be an open world game to be honest.

>>41106182
Why not?
Exploration is great in Genshin, and pretty much the only actual reason to play the game.
Sumeru is fuckhuge and an absolute blast to wander around, I would fucking love to have an Everfree forest or even Whitetail wood like that.

>>41106165
>what better studio to make an MLP game than Mihoyo?
I think I'd rather have <s>nobody</s> make it over Mihoyo.

>>41106196
Open World games are fucking awful, full stop. Open World destroys everything that gaming can be.

>>41106196
I just don't really think equestria would work that well as an open world. Maybe if they made it work kind of like the witcher 3 where there isn't seamless travel between different areas/nations. Having one big open world would make equestra feel smaller than it's supposed to be. And it would probably be hard to fill that world with fun content. I don't even know if I would want an MLP game to have any kind of combat in it. I think I would want the game to be more of a life sim. Kind of like animal crossing but on a grander scale. With a focus on making friends and hanging out with different ponies.

>>41106209
Play Genshin. Seriously. Don't bother with the story and gachashit, just grab you starting character, pick a random direction that isn't toward the ocean, and walk.
"Open world but not shit too explore" is 3/4 of the game's success.
>Kind of like animal crossing but on a grander scale. With a focus on making friends and hanging out with different ponies.
I would play that too, but that's really not the type of game Mihoyo game, sadly.

Only thing I know about Genshin is that it has two types of players. Kids, like my niece, and people who want to prey on kids like my niece.

>>41106232
You should convince your niece to wear a Nahida costume.
Applebloom would be nice too.

>>41105867
OH YES PLEASE! Reboot the G4 series if you have to, so we can kill the abominations that Haber planted.

>>41106220
I might try Genshin eventually, but I've really hated every gacha game I've played. And I'm not really expecting Genshin to be much better. I don't doubt that it's impressive for an open world game, but if there isn't anything for me to sink my teeth into I will probably end up bored of it pretty quickly.

>>41106237
genshin girls have stinky exposed armpits

>>41106232
Well, is anime gacha stuff.
Only weeb manchildren are interested in those. That's why games like Nikke exist in the first place.

DESU, if MLP turns into gacha, I hope it gets picked by the lewd artists. You can't never go wrong with hentai.
>But what if they pick the CMC?
NEVER. GO. WRONG.

that would be good news, the boorus would get filled with so much porn from new asian artists.

>>41106320
Crossing fingers Cham22 and Owner pick the girls. Maybe Poper, but he has been stuck in Hololive girls and Blue Archive. Sometimes Genshin Impact.

I'm kinda hyped, it's overall hard to compete in levels of shittiness with hasbro, so almost any change would be a better one.

>>41105867
I want to be with my waifu not this. I never bought merch digital or not and never will.

>>41106050
>soulless bug products
But enough about capeshit.

>>41106049
>My opinion is purely dependent on if they're better or worse about C&D'ing fan projects.
There is a star rail fan game on steam which miHoYo approved of and when miHoYo found out about the roblox fan server they started advertising it themself. They also allow people to officialla make money from their IPs. It's one of the reasons miHoYo IP have taken over cons.

>>41106402
If you are a paypig yes.
If you stay F2P, it's just free game.

>>41106402
Yes, but it mostly affects East Asians and transEast Asians (weebs).

>>41106059
>making ponies fuck each other
waste of time if all we get is shitty porn for furries.
Now human on pony is where it's at.

>>41106435
>he doesn't clop to solo pony only
you are gay?

I don't play microtransaction-infested shit like Genshin, all I know about it is that fox lady has nice feet

>>41106157
Look at some of the most active threads on the board throughout the years. Threads that are some variation of “insert non-pony fandom group discovers X thing about pony and they react” have always been popular on /mlp/. Of course relevancy is an important thing around here.

>>41106515
>MLP game by Bethesda
Yeah...

>>41106165
>SHIThesda
No.
Verification not required.

imagine open world game with mares<br>and you could talk to every single background mare and do some quests for them

>>41106608
I swear to God, if there's no romancing component in whatever shit they churn out...

>>41105867
I wish this would be real. I just want something to be excited about when it comes to pone.

>It's a shill thread with half the posters being bots/paid

>>41106658
I am literally Xi Jinping. Ask me shit.

>>41105867
As long as they keep them ponies and don't turn them into anime girls or some shit.

>>41105958
Seems that mlp g4 in China is still going strong

>>41106658
And somehow it managed to look more interesting that some fetish generals that infected this board.

>>41106615
Sure there will be. For the pony MC.

>>41106790
The worst part is you'll probably be right

>>41106821
If the thing goes like the genshin your unique romance interest will be your sister.

>>41106065
The latest batch of China exclusive merch from Hasbro is like 50/50 G4 and G5
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2024<wbr>/05/loads-of-new-my-little-pony-toy<wbr>s-and.html

>>41106065
>NOOO not that pony
You cringekids are utterly fake fans

>>41106821
wait, you actually thought they were going to make a green monkey man as a playable character in a pony game? lmao

>>41106911
Actually, I thought it was going to be a yellow monkey.

>>41106914
>yellow
Sorry anon, they can't risk to make any Winnie the pooh, the yellow is a dangerous color over there

>>41105867
nothing good would come from this if the aquired it

>>41105867
>>41106919
I fail to see how this could be a bad thing.

>>41105962
Sweet, I love Royal Guard #47!

I will learn mandarin and covert to toaism if China revives pony good lord please I'll sell my soul.

>>41106907
It's called having taste. Just because you are content with shoveling shit down your gullet doesn't mean I am. I would pass on a g5 gook game. If it has g4 and g5 then I would bitch about it but I'll still play it.

>>41106926
As longs as the Guard# is mare (and preferably brown) I'm all game!

>inb4 it is G5.
>inb4 it is not like Genshin but like Star Rail.
Expect an influx of youtuber making build videos and livestreams to see upcoming character kits after every new G5 short.

>>41106939
The Chinese have enough common sense not to touch G5 with a ten foot pole. Chinese ACTUALLY want to cater to an audience.

>>41106664
Imagine it's just genshin impact but reskinned with equestria girls

>>41106945
Humanized/animefied would be absolutely the worst case scenario.

>>41106945
Wouldn't play it but still better than g5

>>41106928
>g4 and g5
That would be retarded they're 100+ years apart. This is why no one listens to G$ers

>>41106933
Knowing Mihoyo's jewry with banners, whenever a character is particularly popular it will only ever appear on banner with otherwise dogshit characters.

>Another clumsily gaslighted fake screencap
The thread this pushed off probably had little value but still more than this.
Here's your reply and have a wonderful day.

>>41106954
it's a Chinese gacha game, of course they will put as many hot selling characters in as they can. how retarded are you?
>>41106961
>my amazingly high quality thread that only got one reply died, and it's your fault!
Lmao

>>41106969
All you're doing is arguing how low quality gacha games are, for all the people who weren't already aware unlike the offboard shills from /v/

>>41105867
mlp could be given to any and every random vidya company and i would be satisfied. hasbro is such a shit tier company man. i already checked out of the series so anything could happen with it, i don't care. theres a bigger chance something interesting would actually come of mihoyo owning the ip instead of the series being a deflated whoopie cushion sat on until the end of time so fuck yeah, i wish this were true. im still upset the wayforward thing never happened, still annoyed at the whole fighting is magic debacle. surely some other disgruntled anon has already created a compilation image of all the times something vidya related was tried with gen 4 only to be shot down by hasbro directly. im supposed to believe hasbro are protective of their ip and its reputation and then they make fucking season 8 and 9? what bullshit, fuck them

>>41106926
Considering how much I see /v/ complaining about fujo pandering I'm sure they will also pander the stallion lover a little to much

>>41106997
all you're doing is complaining because I said something about your dogs

>>41106668
If it happens, we'll see how it even plays out.

>>41106484
Eh, I'm aware Gacha's not for everyone bcs not everyone has the time and/or money.

>>41107007
>i wish this were true
>i wish
Well now it might happen but we'll see

>>41105867
What effect would this have on waifufags vs shipfags?

>Mihoyo aquires MLP
>crusade for deleting fan content because copyrights

>>41105867
This would tarnish MiHoyo's reputation. They're one of the few rising Chinese studios that has a good rep with western audiences. Imagine taking all of the autistic incel MLP fanbase from Hasbro.

>>41105867
>Asian MLP
The worst combination, asianoids only care for anime girls.

>>41105867
>A bunch of weebs start making up most of the fanbase
Yeah, no thanks. It's bad enough there's a lot of faggots trying to claim MLP, we don't need more.

if this was real, what are the odds the dub of the game would have the usual VAs?

>>41107599
Implying it's set during the G4 time. It would be completely different characters most likely.

>>41107599
zero odds, you just get aislop voices because yellow jews dont care to cut corners anywhere they can

>>41107631
>>41107599
Dunno, Genshin's Japanese dub is full of semi-high budget voice actors. They know to put money where it's needed.
The real question is more if they will deem the non-Asian audience worth it the care (Genshin's EN voice actors are notoriously bottom of the barrel, although that's a general western-vidya-voice-actor industry problem), and if the original mlp VA will accept.

I sure do love China! There is nothing wrong with any corporation in China. I trust Chinese game developers with not raping my PC with DRM and anti-cheat while also leaving me vulnerable to attacks from other players. I trust them to make a game that's intrinsically fun without throwing hundreds of dollars on a bare-minimum party of characters to progress the game. I trust that the UI will be easy to understand and not so stuffed with demands to spend money that I can't even find the free options without whipping out my fine print glasses. I'm certain that being owned by a Chinese corporation won't lead to massive user data collection for the Chinese government, censorship of all chat features, surveillance of streamers and video makers, abuse of copyright and social media shutdown features, and legal-jewing. And I'm sure that this company won't make MLP into a generic, weeb bait property with even fewer redeeming qualities than it currently has in G5.

Whoever here is welcoming their zipperhead overlords is a fucking idiot. I might not have high expectations of anons, but I thought you would be better than THAT.

>24 hours later and grab still has no traceable source
wow nothing

>>41107673
Are they worse about legal jewry than hasbro? If not then I fail to see how this could be anything other than a benefit to us.

>>41107806
Imagine if every large youtuber talking about Genshin Ponepact had their entire account history scanned over by the Chinese ministry of truth, then the entire channel struck for "copyright" because they criticized Whinnie the Pooh in a five second clip from a livestream.
This is the future you're asking for. Fucking stop it.

>>41107808
Okay but does that actually happen?

>>41107818
Close enough to it. Championship esports players have had streams suddenly cut off and prize money revoked. Legal attacks against organizers of events that speak out against China are common. Even fucking idle games like Crush Crush have had streamers shut down for acknowledging Taiwan. ACKNOWLEDGING. TAIWAN.
You can't win against the Chinese government. The Great Firewall is like an entire fucking phenomenon. Don't play dumb.

>>41107840
>Crush Crush
I need some context on that.

>>41107847
Use your brain, sounds like a Candy Crush chinkoff

>>41107847
>>41107854
It's a clicker game where you seduce waifus. It's not exactly complicated.
Tried to find the streamer detail I was talking about. It's been like 2 years since the news hit but I can't find it. It may have been a different game but I know for a fact that streamers being banned from a game for mentioning Taiwan happened in SOME game. Probably have to go through my whole damn Steam library to figure out which one it was.

>>41107867
No, nevermind, I just quit that game because it was boring. I figured out which one it was. It was Muse Dash.
>Hololive girl reads analytics on stream
>reads countries out loud
>includes Taiwan
>China gets mad, review bombs the game and tries to get her shut down
>developers side with this behavior because China held them at gunpoint about "national unity" because apparently naming Taiwan is anti-unity propaganda
Picrel is a translation of the publisher of Muse Dash commenting on the controversy.

>>41107887
Okay, that makes more sense. Crush Crush never seemed like chinkware to me, especially since Sad Panda is just some indie studio. Only reason I could think of was so they can keep selling the game in China.

>>41107907
Sorry anon, I just don't play much animu content so I confused two cutesy games.
Also for the record, Iro is a cute tomboy. I forget how far I got into it but I just, got bored of it. I mean I got pretty far, but when it hits that wall it's SLOW.

>>41107914
Oh yeah, that game is all about soft resetting. I haven't played it in a long ass while, but I still haven't reached the last girl. Last I left off, I think I hit the max amount of reset multipliers.
Still got their new game, though lol.

>>41107926
Yeah they added like three new girls that only show up after you've reseted enough to unlock the "true endings" but honestly, no matter how much of a reset multiplier I had, it was so fucking slow that I just got tired of trying for the endings. Plus....I think it still has my highest hours count. Even Cookie Clicker's not quite there.

>>41107887
>if you make chinks mad they will stop you from playing their game
I still don't see how this would be worse than hasbro.

>>41107954
It's only the current state, and only one of many examples. We've already had China strongarm competitions out of rewarding winners their winnings for daring to say "free Hong Kong." This means breaching contract and denying people their earned money because another country said so. Just because we haven't seen people taken out of their homes in Korea and Japan for activity in a chink game doesn't mean Chinese corporations should ever, EVER be trusted with your information, your money, your time, or anything similar.

>>41105867
this would be the best future, the west is completely incapable of producing anything good pony wise in the year 2010+14

>>41107970
>We've already had China strongarm competitions out of rewarding winners their winnings for daring to say "free Hong Kong."
An authoritarian country punishing people for separatism?
Holy shit. This cannot be. I can't believe it. I'm literally shaking right now.

>>41108573
I'm not fucking SURPRISED. I'm DISGUSTED. Get your head out of your ass.

>>41106954
They are thousands of years apart
WAIT NO
like, a thousand years apart
WAIT HANG ON
maybe like hundreds of years apart
WAIT WAIT
100 years apart
WAIT G5 IS NOW MORE THAN EVER SO RELEVANT TO THE TIMES WE LIVE IN AND THE CURRENT ISSUES WE FACE

>>41108574
Maybe those gayming competitions should stop cucking to China then. Or the participitators would have to shove their political views up their ass.

If MLP did become a gacha, which existing game would you rather it take most inspiration from?

>>41108584
Fuckin' none. Gacha is cancer.

>>41107840
Who cares unless you live in Chinkland

>>41108584
Limbus Company so everyone gets filtered for not reading but genuinely if you ask seriously I would say something with a single gameplay that can become complex or challenging like Puzzles and Dragons

>>41108604
Because it sets a precedent! American corporations bend the knee to China already. The last thing we need is another megacorp becoming some shit like Tai Yong Medical or forming some multinational affair like the Majestic 12.

>>41108584
Probably something like that Potion Craft game.
There was barely any gameplay, just make something and sell it, see the numbers go high, and pay for outfit swaps.

>>41107673
>>41106018

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>>41108615
<s>(((MJ12))) tried to infilitrate chink govt btw.</s>

>>41108501
>>41108582
>>41106018

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>>41108584
I mean if it was Mihoyo it'd ape a non-gacha game but with their system slammed on top.
If we just mean if Hasbro got pitched/wanted a gacha it'd probably be a roulette.
Though they would want it to be braindead so toddlers can blow their parents money on it.

The thing is there is no real precedent in gameplay for MLP at this stage. And gachas can be anything really.
Want to bring back that MLP card game?(or just make a new one) Sure thats an option(that is a proven phone game model after all).
but being some puzzle game or hell another city builder like the gameloft game thats still up is a much more likely option.

Well moreso the former but i wanted to throw out MLP still has its mobile slop up and running.

>>41108621
>>41108629
I never got this meme
>"Oh, China commits crimes, they will kill us too."
Just nuke them already, you cowards. If Japan got the message, China can too. Besides, humanity can use a prune once in a while.

>>41108637
Oh, dear me, you are right.
Copypasta. That's what that is.

>>41108635
bro... china also has nukes...

>>41108635
They also have nukes now. Japan didn't have nukes.

Hey /mlpg/, is Summer Twilight any good or should I keep saving up for Mummy Pinkie whenever the Halloween event has a rerun?

>>41108649
>rerun
HAHAHAHA! Just buy it now, because unless is a normal Rarity choice, SSR will never appear again.

>>41108635
By that logic, the US would be nothing than a plane of glass from half the world's nuclear arsenal. You can't just nuke someone for every crime they commit.

>>41108688
"Half of the world" is cucked to the US.

>>41108688
>You can't just nuke someone for every crime they commit.
Yet.

>>41107818
In that Anon's dreams? Everyday.
In reality? No. Genshin has a shitton of jewtuber doing content for it, lot of them shitting openly on China.

>>41108629
You're behind anon. The new target is pajeets, they don't do anti-china stuff anymore. Even on /pol/. pendulum swung again.

>>41108649
Remind me of when I was playing FF Exvius, and the western playerbase was actually happy to be lagging 6 months behind the asian playerbase content-wise, because it mean we would knew in advance when to save for big powercreep spike.
... god the powercreep in this game was retarded, even by gacha standards.

>>41108807
>6 months
At least it wasn't 2 fucking years. Thanks FGO

>>41108804
>thinks I don't like China because of some attitudes, not because it's asian-despotic shit.

>proven fake immediately
>some people STILL thinking it's real
Holy shit this board is unspeakably retarded.

>>41108846
I remember when there were anti-COVID protests in Chyna in December '22 and they've ended... with the gubbermint agreeing to lift the restrictions.
The anti-chink fags have memoryholed it but I will never fucking forget. Especially when not-Azn-despotias jailed and slandering people on media claiming them as anti-vaxx0rs dangerous to hoomanity for protesting against restrictions. Clown world, not even once.

>>41108884
>jailed
It takes some special kind of luck.

When vaccines were semi-mandatory at my college, I just refused.

>>41108875
And you're included it seems, considering you somehow hadn't noticed that before this.

>>41108635
My dude have you ever heard of Fallout? Wanna guess how that world turned into a radioactive mutant-infested hellscape?

>>41109288
Nukes don't leave much radioactive waste in reality.

>>41109288
Bad example, because in Fallout the effects of radiation are shown in the 1950s comic book canon. The world of Wasteland or Metro 2033 is more realistic.

>>41105867
can they make ponies into gacha moeshit design?

which G is bigger in china, G4 or G5? This is very important

>>41109366
>>41109413
I think you missed the forest for the trees with my post. The point is that the chink commies were seething after getting btfo in their war with the US and launched their own nukes

>>41109488
Isn't it a mystery in Fallout who launched the bombs first?

>>41105936
You know damn well that April 1st is the one and only day when people critically evaluate things that they see on the internet.

>>41105867
Show is over
They can't do any harm to it so I don't care

>>41109522
Technically yeah but China is the only reasonable answer.

>>41106918
>the yellow is a dangerous color over there
They outlawed themselves?


/dad/ - Dadonequus #2.15: HEATWAVE Edition

Dranon

Come join Team Chaos!
/dad/onequus is a monthly general dedicated to Discord concocting comfy Chaos, posted around Friday 13th.

What’s /dad/ about?
>Discussion of ALL things Discord, be it FiM or other media (PL, comics, books, noteworthy fan creations etc).
>Lewd* and edgy themes are generally refrained from in here, so enjoy art and stories more in tune with the show - with varying degrees of revision and headcanon. A common theme is exploring Discord as a paternal figure, possibly by adopting Anon.
>Unapologetic funposting. Chaos go brrrr.
>Tried baking official Chaos Cookies yet? (recipe: https://u.smutty.horse/mlftazwuomv.<wbr>png)
Monkey Bread: >>40928949

Ongoing projects:
>story: Unforeseen Consequences, by Trotte (aka Elohemian).
”Follow the story of Eris and Resonance, two little street urchins who receive a new chance in life thanks to none other than Discord! Action, adventure and CHAOS will meet them at every step!” (Trotte posts a brand-new tweaked and expanded version of his story; ponepaste to be added)
>story: Biochaotic, by KEKYLL.
“Flux, a biomechanical outcast from a nearly-barren world that knew only deception and corruption, is thrusted into the colorful, friendly world of Equestria, with Discord acting as his guardian. Will he be able to withstand the nonsensical (and sometimes treacherous) antics of Discord? Will he cave under the watchful gaze of a seemingly all powerful force? Will he ever learn to trust this new world after all he has experienced in his life? Will he discover the mysteries behind the face even Discord fears? Will I ever shut the fuck up and finish just one god damn story? Find out in the next chapter of this year's reboot: "Biochaotic" (https://ponepaste.org/user/Jekyllo<wbr>rHyde)”
>story: (untitled short story), by Benji.
Meet young Anomaly, or 'Milly', the so-called ‘son of Discord’ who might be even more trouble than his dad by helping his friends in the most chaotic ways imaginable.
>autism: Dranonequus
>art: SNSpony and Dranonequus (OP)
>archive of old and/or discontinued stories:
https://ponepaste.org/user.php?user<wbr>=dadonequus_archives

previous thread: >>41022380 (#2.14)
*Erisschizos, stay in your own thread (currently N/A); Eris lewds are off-topic.

Anchor.

Next /dad/ is scheduled for Friday, June 14th. Let's hope I will stop baking late by that time. It's been a wonky year.

Anonymous

>>41106003
>It's been a wonky year.
We're not even half way through yet.

Image pic is edgier than previous ones, I like that change in style! Plus is always neat to see Day breaker

So a week ago, I was scribbling ideas for a "heatwave" theme about a circlejerk of Discord cooling each other down. I did not get far, because it didn't really translate to paper and I was being sickly and grumpy as fuck. One of the costumes was a Mexican Discord with poncho, sombrero and an ammo belt of water balloons. So the other day, I revisited that Spiccord, scribbled a cowboy Spike and native BigMac, and thought about pairing them with Daybreaker. Darn Celestia has given me a shrimp-tier, painful sunburn last weekend, so roasting her is currently in order for me. Anyways, with my amazing track record of not drawing unless there's a metaphorical gun to my head, I tend to struggle with lack of a workflow and not getting into the right mindset a lot. Sketches didn't lead anywhere, then I made pic rel for comfort.
Determined to bake this thread, I grabbed a 6B clutch pencil at 8pm, asked my OlyDiscord plush for divine inspiration, and just smudged pencil on paper until I had something to post just on time. (I don't even have a scanner these days because I'm far away from home, so bear with shitty phone pics.)

>>41106219
I'd appreciate less wonkiness and more chaos from here on. And me having a better working morale. A working (working) morale.

Anon, I'm gonna be completely honest with you, I have been slacking.

bigfluffywinghugs fluttersdiscord 4 a.png


/mlp/ bootleg rewatch stream Rainbow Dash Bash

No word from OP, so I'll fill in. Prepare for lots of the spunky blue pegasus.
This week's episodes are "Sonic Rainboom" (written by M.A. Larson) originally aired on February 18, 2011, "May the Best Pet Win!" (written by Charlotte Fullerton) originally aired on November 19, 2011, "Wonderbolts Academy" (written by Merriwether Williams) originally aired on December 15, 2012, and "Tanks for the Memories" (written by Cindy Morrow) originally aired on April 25, 2015.
Stream link & countdown: https://files.catbox.moe/oxyyej.txt<wbr>

Feel free to suggest any cool and/or awesome Dash emotes or videos in the thread.

Oh, fucking hell, does this mean no new EOJ?

>>41106273
reeeee I wanted to see Sugar Stamp again

>>41106316
She would have appeared in this week's episode...

>>41106222
Stream for coolest, most beautiful mare with a lovely smile and a big heart. I shall give her smooches in celebration.

>>41106456
Thank You for the beautiful picture. Please post more great Rainbow Dash pictures.

>>41106222
Can someone please link the countdown and stream link? Catbox has a vendetta against me and blocked my IP and I am too lazy to open up a VPN for it.

>>41106222
Sorry for not making a thread, forgot to mention last week I wouldn't be able to stream this time. next week will be fine though

>>41106527
I hope rewatch OP is doing fine

>>41106527
it's over rewatch bros <s>shit i have nothing to do now</s>

>>41106222
No new EOJ episode or new content then, I take it?

DASHIE IS HERE

QUICK POST DASHIE UNF PLAP

>>41107011
Where is my Rarity gif like this god damn it?

>>41107019
Rarity is the last one to be added to PWS, so in about 700 years or so.

What a coincidence. Just today I had a tearful breakdown over my wife Rainbow Dash. I cried because I love her so much and I was gripped by a terrible feeling that I would have to live without her. And now we're having a stream with her episodes.

>>41107254
Midnight Strike is not a zigger you faggot

OP please add this video<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MP<wbr>WBeLnEA0

I liked rewatching these episodes, <s>because i got to watch them again with all of you</s>

Can we at least watch last week's EOJ episode?

>>41107497
I don't know about the shimposter, but I am.

Well that guy is mentally ill too. Spending hours of his life offtopic shitposting in FiM communities proves his hopeless degeneracy. Sad to see someone betray the show like this.

>Able to watch a full stream for the first time in three weeks
Bloody good to be back.

CyTube Replay:
https://firlin123.github.io/cytube-<wbr>replay/load?zip=https://rp.oc4.pp.u<wbr>a/0_PublicData/Replays/BootlegMLPre<wbr>watch/2024.05.25.zip

Cytube chat cloud generator: https://mare.pages.dev/CyChatCloud/<wbr>
Replays archive: https://mare.pages.dev/
Capture userscript (v1.2.4): https://firlin123.github.io/cytube-<wbr>replay/assets/replay-capture.user.j<wbr>s

I'm not waiting to check until whenever the new content stream is made so have this and kindly suggest it when the time comes, thank you in advance.<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uP<wbr>bOf3d0YA


I've always interpreted Lrya's cutie mark as a representation of her fascination with human mythology. Primarily Adam and Eve.<br>Not to say she can't play the Lyre, but I think it's more so just a side trait to her core interests as a character. I know in the show it's never outright confirmed if she is into humans or not but I do think the fan interpretation of the character is the best version of her.

>>41106480
If she's no musician, what's her job then?

>>41106513
Shes an unemployed neet who mooches off of Bon Bon.

>>41106513
Being a background pony, filling the background with life and making people happy by just existing.

>>41106480
Should be the opposite then, her talent would be her cutie mark but her fascination would be tertiary. It could still be the more major part of her character, but human mythology isn't necessarily a talent.

>>41106480
dude hoomans ruined this character

>>41106480
Her mark is for playing music, specifically on a lyre.
She gained it when working with minotaurs. They are one of the few races with fingers.
Her obsession with humans comes from hearing about them from minotaur myths. Minotaurs claim that humans are their ancestors.

>>41107389
Writing good lore can be this simple.

Cutie marks are meant to represent the specialty of the pony in question.<br>And I believe Lyra's specialty is her vast knowledge in the niche topic of human mythology. Meaning theoretically she would be the ones ponies turn to if they ever had to deal with a human crisis because she's one of the few ponies in the world of Equestria that actually cares about them.

>>41107406
She probably knows the old legends about humans (G1), even though their world has been devoid of humans for a very long time (G2-G5), and the stories are mostly forgotten.


>>41106497
me on the right, covered in invisible ink by fluttershy so im completely helpless as she punches me despite being in front of everypony

>>41106507
>covered in invisible ink by fluttershy so im completely helpless as she punches me despite being in front of everypony
why is Fluttershy so evil?

>>41106497
Me on the right, covered in invisible ink by Fluttershy, so I'm completely elated as she gives me a hoofjob despite being in front of everypony

>>41106510
she is prepping me for this >>41106512
one cannot cum without having their egg beaten first

>>41106512
>covered in invisible ink by Fluttershy, so I'm completely elated as she gives me a hoofjob despite being in front of everypony
why is Fluttershy so horny?

>>41106510
It's how she vents her frustration so she can be kind

>>41106534
There is genuine kindness. Just not in Fluttershy, she's an actual bitch.

>>41106553
Actually. Her passive aggressive moments nearly kill the entire Mane 6 dynamic for me. I wonder why the fuck she was a main character for so long if she secretly hates everypony and is too much of a two-faced cunt to be straight. She should've been replaced with Trixie before the first Gala episode.

>>41106497
The way her hips sway in this gif is absolutely mesmirizing to me. It's an irresistible combination of adorable, cute, and sexy.
>Verification not required.


I literally couldn't stop watching this movie as a kid

It's just so good

2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>41106631
People who were 8 years old in 2014 are now legally allowed to post on this site

>>41106626
It was shit. Fuck the people who act like it’s some sort of masterpiece

>>41106655
You wouldn't have liked it that way either. Why even lie in this sort of way?

>>41106641
It was incredibly mediocre but dumb people are easily swayed by catchy music.

>>41106719
People like it for Sunset's character arc

>>41106645
1 was good. 2 was great. 3 was kinda ridiculous but not much worse than 1. 4 was absolute kino. The following mini movies i immediately forgot after watching LOL

>>41106645
Does anyone have the pic that's like a chronological list of when to watch each EQG along the timeline of FiM?

>>41106645
Gloriosa Daisy was the second best thing to happen to EqG after the Dazzlings and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

i got my willy touched in the bathroom at a theater while pissing before the movie. he also touched my butthole with his willy. i stopped liking eqg after that.

>>41107029
>Gloriosa Daisy
Just don't mention the word "spa" or she'll snap like twig. (Get it?)

>>41106631
>movie came out in 2014
>10 years ago
>the actual target audience when this came out is technically old enough to post here now
"I watched this when I was young" doesn't mean much when that was well over a decade ago.

>>41107133
I was 18 when it came out. But I didnt like /mlp/ at the time. I thought you guys were unironically gay. Turns out you are, but at least its less gay than twitter or tumblr anymore.

>>41106655
TELL ME ABOUT THE ORIGINAL DRAFT PLEASE

>>41107106
I want to make her snap, console her, and guilttrip her into doing my shit.

>>41107336
Lol
EqG 1 is absolutely retarded

>>41107012
If you go on Cartoon Archive's channel, the mlp playlist is already sorted in chronological order including EQG

>>41106626
> I enjoyed ingram the musical
there fixed it for you, no one remembers RR for the story which was retarded to begin with

Rainbow Rocks has Derpy so it can't be bad. Also the Dazzlings are ridiculously hot.

>>41106626
Songs were good and Sonata was cute

>>41106631
then what are you doing here?


Why is he putting it back on the same spot from where it fell instead of holding it for her?

>>41106698
Better question. Why did you take a picture of your monitor with your phone like a faggot instead of using a screenshot?