>>41108357
Just apply a bunch of lube or soap and it will slide off. whatever

>>41108357
She put it on as a filly and couldn’t get it off. Now she’s a world famous tuba player!

>>41108357
Sousapone must wear the sousaphone at all times

>>41108357
This tuna can bend. She just wraps it around her body.

>>41108357
>hear "plothole"
>immediately think about ponuts

>>41108357
Lurk moar fucking newfag. Everyone knows she uses it as her respiratory system. You weren't even there for the sousapone sexy time green.

>>41108357
It's very simple, anon! Follow the attached instruction manual. <s>A husbando would make it easier for her to swirl into the work suit. Hint hint.</s>

IS YOUR IMAGINATION SO FAULTY
ARE YOU MENTALLY UNWELL
>put your hooves and head through this hoop
>ok
THERE WAS THAT SO HARD


Anonymous

If mare fair gets fubar'd yet again we could possibly rent out a state park and have a camping con. Anyone object?

>>41108381
As someone who was never going anyway I am vehemently against this idea.

>>41108381
Sounds insanely comfy, I’ll bring the barbiturates

>>41108381
Only if we can build a wicker mare

They'll be making analysis videos trying to piece together the events that led to a bunch of deaths, rape, etc

>>41108418
>anons bring marshmallows for the campfire
>mean people online tell others that anons were eating Rarity <s>out</s><s>side</s>


I don't remember this Cartoon Network bumper.

>>41108448
Oh yeah. The guy that became well known for the Super Crown Rigby.

>>41108448
>ponut joke
Look. I like ponuts, but honestly why put your pp in there when there's a perfect marecunt a few inches south?


>>41108509
Why a mare? If they were trying to appeal to their target audience, it would be a colt

>>41108509
>tfw no mare to administer pills by tongue
Like seriously. What if you could take a pill by sucking it off of a mare tongue?

>>41108509
>People
>Rape
>Erotic
>Ponies

>>41108658
>God you love being in Equestria
>this one fucking mare has been harassing you nonstop, trying to get you to suck on her tongue for some reason.
>Fuck it. You’ll indulge her
“open wide, anon! It’s good for you!”
>the mare sticks her curled tongue out for you. Fucking weird.
>You lean forwards, close your eyes and wrap your lips around her dry, latex-like tongue. You feel her push something round into your mouth, and you swallow it along with the mare spit without thinking.
>her tongue feels a lot less like a tongue now. Tastes all rubbery and shit.
>you hold onto it with your teeth, savouring the weird texture.
“alright, buddy… I’m gonna need you to let go”
>wtf
>you open your eyes
>you’re in a hospital bed. A human woman cries with joy, while a man closes his eyes, grips the bed railing and thanks Jesus.
>Some fucking doctor has his finger jammed in your mouth
>shit. It happened again.
>Bite down on the finger as hard as you can
>”OW!!! FUCK!!!”
>grab scalpel off nearby table
>stab yourself in the throat with it
>…
”mmm… morning, anon~”
>The early Ponyville sun shines through the window above your bed
>You press Twilight’s face into your chest with one hand, and stroke her soft mane with the other.
>God you love being in Equestria.

"Anon! Wait! You forgot your PreP!"
>fuck.
>she found you.
>you break into a frantic run through the streets of ponyville. Rainbowshine sits at a table, eating a sandwich. She shoots you a snowpitiful smile and excitedly wiggles her hoof in the air at you
"Anon! You forgot your AIDS pills! You'll need them if you don't want to get AIDS when you have sex with big strong black men!"
>rainbowshine gasps, then lowers her hoof. her smile transforms into a scowl of deep contempt as she returns to eating her daisy sandwich with linky. She avoids eye contact with you as you run by
>you duck behind a corner and hide behind a trash can. You pant, trying to catch your breath
>a smiling, petite pony with very fancy mascara pokes her head out of the trash can, holding a comically oversized blue pill in her hoof
"Anon! stop running!"
>she points to the pill with her other hoof
"I can get you a prescription for this thing faster than you can score a Grindr date!"
>you slap the pill out of her hooves, causing her face to transform from an expression of excitement into one of utter despondence
>you grab her by the muzzle and stare directly into her big blue eyes, which are starting to brim with tears
>HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!
>you scream at the mare as loud as you can, blowing her mane back. She squeezes her eyes shut against your onslaught of spittle
>I'M NOT
>FUCKING
>GAY!!!
>you stand there for a while, panting. You hold onto the mare with a death grip, staring her in the eyes, daring her to make a move
>After an overlong period of silence, you hear a cough behind you.
>you look up.
>you notice a large crowd is watching you, their faces contorted in expressions of pure disgust. Before the day is out, everypony in town will know that you like to scream at mares
>A ripple effect of whispers ripples through the crowd as you drop the pony back into the trash can and wordlessly slink back to your anon cave
>the mare sniffles to herself as she climbs out of the garbage can, brushing trash off herself with her hoof. Her mane is a mess, and her eyes are on the verge of tears.
>"Now what am i gonna do?", she asks herself.
>"I know my super special talent is helping bottoms not get aids, but if the biggest faggot in town doesn't want my pills, how will I ever break into the market?", she verbosely sobs to herself.
>she buries her face in her hooves and begins to loudly wail
<s> suddenly, the mare feels a tap on her shoulder </s>
<s> "excuse me? little mare?", she hears behind her </s>
<s> the mare turns around and lays her eyes on the figure behind her </s>
<s> "I'll take your entire stock", says Vultraz, pushing up his glasses and adjusting the brim of his MAR∑ hat </s>
<s> PrePony gives him a warm smile. she slides him her entire bottle of pills and pats him on the ass </s>
<s> "go get em, tiger," she says, as she bites her lip and shoots the camera a salacious wink </s>

>>41108790
You know what, I respect the gall you must have to repost your green. Have a (You).

>>41108785
Love the idea of Anon slowly destroying his corporeal form in order to remain in Equestria. A longer version of this would probably involve Anon being repeatedly brought back to reality and having to take progressively more drastic measures to return to pony

>>41108743
When is r34 of HIV-mare coming out?


>"Anonymous darling, would you care to escort a pretty mare such as I on a romantic cruise around Equestria's coast?"
>"Did I mention it's all paid for and includes free food?"

>>41108538
>cruise
I saw Titanic and have a fear of cruise ships.

>>41108538
"Oh I getchas Ms. Rarity, youse be wantins an experienced Seaman on board just in casek there's any troubles."

>>41108814
I've always dreamed of being a merchant mariner, sailing the seas, being away from it all.
<s> making port in exotic locals and banging every broad in the brothels </s>

>>41108538
Isn't 80% of Equestria's coastline jungle, desert, and frozen tundra?

>>41108665
Isn't Rarity wearing the same dress as the girl from Titanic?

>>41110162
Just looks like generic 1920s dress

>>41108833
Once you've been underway across various oceans and seas, you'll find that the sea gets into your blood and no matter where you are or what you are doing you'll hear/feel the ocean calling you back. It is a very odd feeling that can't really be put in words.
>Banging broads in brothels
As much as you may want to, I highly recommend that you do not do this. You WILL get deases.

>>41108538
would rarity survive the titanic?

>>41110602
>>41108814
If Popeye's there, all he'd have to do is just eat some spinach

>>41108833
It's good when your young or don't have anyone you care about but it takes a toll if you do. Unlike truckers or pilots, being a sailor means being away for months not days or weeks.
Internet has steadily improved over the years but it's still slow and costs a fair amount.
Missing your parents funeral, your children's first steps, a friends wedding, all of it can wear you down.
Not to mention the danger, El Faro, Rubymar, De Gallent, all ships that have gone down in the modern era with heavy loss of life. Whether it's missile strikes, bad weather, or accidents, death is still a risk.
>>41110574
But there are great moments you will remember to the end of your days, the beauty of the stars, unfiltered by light and human pollution, the waves rocking, the gentle saltsprayed breeze, and the people who work with you.

ISleepNow

>>41110761
Rarity would've been fun in the Jack Chick version

Anonymous

>>41111138
>But there are great moments you will remember to the end of your days, the beauty of the stars, unfiltered by light and human pollution, the waves rocking, the gentle saltsprayed breeze, and the people who work with you.
All true. The night time sky in the middle of the Pacific (or any other ocean) has no comparison. Feeling the waves or not depends on the type of ship you're on. A smaller one sure. But, on a big freighter or tanker you'll barely feel it unless you are in a storm. To really feel the ocean, I recommend a smaller vessel.

>>41112035
>>41111138
Damn there really are all sorts of people on this board. Never expected to hear from sailors

>>41112686
Aye. Would be interesting to know the divide between military, commercial, and other government employed sailors on /mlp/.


Will the sexually degenerate part of the Fandom die from its own immorality eventually or would there need to be a strong societal reform that changes and reorients old ways of thinking?

Idk mayne. Even if you did throw all the after dark merchants out of helicopters there would still be a black market.

>>41108630
>Will the Fandom die from its own immorality
FTFY, because the sexually degenerate part of itis the only thing that remains.

>>41108643
Very sadly true, cancer isn't just one symptom after all.

>>41108650
It means that the "non-degens" fucked off after the show ended to the greener pastures.
Maybe OP should join them too, if he likes to be normalnigger that much.

>>41108630
You sound like xenophobe. Interspecies relationships are perfectly normal, what's wrong with romance with ponies and marrying ponies? And married couples do you-know-what at night, y'know.

>>41108639
Fuck off back to your circle, podcastfag.

We get it you're better than everyone else

>>41108652
>you're a le normie if you're not a sexual pervert

>>41108662
Why are you so afraid of saying fag, fag?

>>41108674
Normalfag, I don't care. All I'm saying is the fact that you perceive rejection of immorality as some sort of status that you aren't on a level of consciousness or wokeness is extremely immature

>>41108653
>Interspecies relationships are perfectly normal
No they're not. I would still date pony and love shit out of her but it's fucking retarded to claim interspecies-anything is normal.

>>41108630
I love mares.
I want to fuck mares.
I am here only to discuss mares.
If you hate mares then you are barbiefag or creaturefag why are you even here?
Get to your containment threads.

>>41108742
But the Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming.

According to Faust, ponies have normal mammalian reproductive anatomy.
According to show, ponies are sapient, capable of speech and civilized.
According to fan calculations of the show screencaps, ponies have compatible size to humans.
I don't see what's the problem is.

>>41108753
Pony porn is immoral because sexualizing the anatomy of animals is zoophilia

>>41108757
You will never be real normalfag. You have no girlfriend, you have no job, you have no life. You are a neckbearded man twisted by self-delusion and Twatter into a crude mockery of society's perfection.

>>41108757
If you think that they're animals, then you likely think it's okay to hunt and eat them, you sick fuck. Who's moral now?

>>41108774
Murder is objectively less worse than sex because murder is one and done lights out sex however is mainly for gratification and isn't a lasting effect unless you count pregnancy but whenever it comes to inter species relationships it's not possible therefore it is just for the sake of sexual immorality

Offboarder-level thread. Why the fuck it's not deleted yet?

>>41108779
Believe me I've been here since the beginning realistically I'm just apathetic to it all

>>41108789
Why did you out yourself as a newfag?

>>41108796
I suppose you think they fart helium too? fausfaggots are retarded

>>41108821
>What are jokes
Are you upset that you missed the golden years? You seems to think "X is shit" is the way to fit in, but you don't realize that this board is /mlp/, not /v/.

>>41108828
>What is a shitpost
You're too low IQ to know all of the tweets were shitposts.

>>41108835
Good thing it was a deviantArt comment, eh?

>sex is le bad and immoral because I'm scared of it

Here is my modest proposal to better /mlp/. We need to get rid of all generals:
>OPG/PTFG
Discord Troons ERP generals. Need to go.
>TF2
Gay ERP general. Need to go.
>EAW/TFHG/CLOP
Offboarders and dead games. Need to go.
>All single character generals (sun, moon, aj, glim, rd...)
Only post a shitty image bump when >10. Need to go.
>Flutterape, RGRE, AIE, My Little Progress
Just corpses at this point. All the good ideas and greens have been made. Need to go.
>Fimfic
Very gay circlejerk. Need to go.
>PPP/CHAG/AI 'ART'
AISlop. Need to go.
>Mindcontrol, Casual sex, Submission, Pregnancy...
Fetish threads. Need to go.
>/Create/
Sold its soul with a shitty rebrand. Need to go.
>CYOA
Dead. Nobody care. Need to go.
>jdb/canterslut
Fetish threads and EQG. Need to go. Other EQG generals too.
>merch
Consoom the thread. Need to go.
>etc.
Only then, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, can /mlp/ start anew on solid ground.

>>41108986
This except also ban all posters including me.

>>41108986
Nigga that's nearly all the threads posted

>>41108630
I will rape all the ponies especially that retard. Cry about it

>>41108671
BASED
Jesus is King
clop degenerates, repent

>>41109059
If Jesus doesn't want me to be attracted to my wife, he's no king of mine.

>>41108630
>die from its own immorality eventually
Lol, you wish that's how reality works
>old ways of thinking
There's most definitely no thinking going on when it comes to the degeneracy
Basically, go back to the twitter/tumblr section of the fandom

>>41108630
The sexually degenerate part seems to be the least dead part of the fandom today. If anything, the rest of the fandom is dying from its lack of immorality.

>>41108662
Nobody is telling you to start jerking off to it, clopping and r34 is a good thing because it drives away retarded normalfags like you, and the fact that you seem to be against it so much just proves how much of a normalfaggot you are. Fuck off with your moralization bullshit

>41109114
>noooo you don't understand, degeneracy is actually le good and I help everyone by jacking off daily and driving people away
you don't have to be a "normalfag" to have disdain for degenerates like yourself. nothing good comes from porn, drawn or otherwise

>>41109124
If you didn't want to be around degenerates, you chose the wrong website, you realize that, right?
Genuinely your best course is to fuck off to Reddit, you won't change the amount of perverts here no matter what you do.

>>41109124
Who the fuck gets hurt by a bunch of incels, neckbeards and weirdos jacking off to mare pussy in their dark basements?

>>41109124
I don't even jerk off to it lmao, keep crying about this shit. Clop has always been a big part of this community and you wont change that ever

>>41109135
probably a zoomie who grew up with the show as a kid and wants to discuss it without SEXO every other post
Also could be Faust. Yes, she said that ponies get preggers how other mammals do. But that is not her supporting neckbeard cloppers

>41109137
>41109131
thanks for posting on my 4channel safe board
>41109135
they themselves and people around them, they should try and do better
the fandom is fine with or without them, I'm just here for the show either way

>>41109142
>look at me, I'm not giving them any (you)'s and that's really going to hurt them!

>>41109137
These memes get more pathetic every year

>41109166
why did you save this file twice anon?
also, thanks for the (you)!

>>41108710
Fucking bigoted ponyphobic cunt. Kill yourself, scum!

41109142
>why can't you be a normalfag like me?
Fuck off back to Twatter, nigger.

That's why I'm in favor of online shariah law.

>>41109185
>Look mommy, I didn't reply you them with the funny red text, meaning I'm correct!

>>41109124
>nothing good comes from porn
>I can't get it up, thus nobody else should either.
Begone ye miserable demon.

>>41109200
You cannot secretly want what you never felt. That doesn't make you any less of a miserable self serving robot.

>>41109206
The mental gymnastics on why porn is somehow okay are Olympic

This thread is one big passive-agressive bitchfest lmao
>>41109179
>I would still date pony and love shit out of her
>ponyphobic
I might be a cunt sometimes but I love my mares. Interspecies is still not norm and will never be.

>>41109208
Porn is okay because I like it.

>>41109206
you've never felt a cartoon horse and you never will either so..

>>41109208
The mental gymnastics on why porn is somehow not okay are autistic.

Genuine question for cloppers. What are you going to do when Jesus comes back and puts a boot up your ass?

>>41109216
you're as bad as weedbros
serotonin addicts that will never do anything worthwhile or admit they're addicted

>>41109219
I don't worship jews but ponuts on the other hand...

>>41109228
Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand

>>41108630
Overthrow the government and replace it with a theocracy.

>>41109229
Two more weeks trust the plan

>>41109214
So to feel love for a fictional being is a matter of faith, in the same manner that chaste anon prays to God that he'll be gifted a boner the next time he sees a ponut?
>>41109220
You're a stress junkie that brings bad vibes to those you keep close. Try preaching to your parents that want to do nothing but watch whatever's on TV, read fiction, or scroll on their phones after coming home from a long shift.

>>41109236
>You're a stress junkie that brings bad vibes to those you keep close
what a cope! I'm sure your relatives are proud of you dreaming of sex with horses and it brings them great vibes
Also don't project you still living with your parents, I'm sure to their disappointment, onto me. I moved out as soon as I got my degree and a proper job

I used to be a brony, lost interest. How are you people still active? Are the only ones still posting the sexual degenerates?

>>41109137
This meme is the most gay shit I've ever seen lmao

>>41109242
Nice dodging around your stick in the mud personality, pretending like your parents are proud of you posting here.
>Such a stress junkie he that doesn't visit his parents.
Sad man. Family and friends are the most worthwhile thing to devote time to.

OP WILL kneel to PPC (Petite Pony Cunt) once he gets to Equestria, and he WILL like it.

>>41109267
>Such a stress junkie he that doesn't visit his parents.
>Sad man. Family and friends are the most worthwhile thing to devote time to.
strawman
and why would they know, or care, I post here at all?
not everyone has parental controls reporting their activity, although you definitely should

>>41109266
dopamine, my bad
point still stands, you can get addicted to both of these just the same

Now I'm curious what /mlp/'s stance on clopping js. Weigh in here:

https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkPvjMn7

it's nice to see a clash of ideas every now and then, to avoid becoming a circlejerk

>>41109277
Chewing food causes dopamine release too you fucking choomer. God look at you. So addicted to food you cant go 12 hours without sticking something between your teeth. Fucking pathetic. Watch some jordan peterson speeches and get your shit together you degenerate

>>41109282
And you're the biggest faggot in the entire thread for saying this out loud.

>>41109284
Difference is you need food to live. Not pony pussy.

>>41109284
>cant go 12 hours without sticking something between your teeth
I fast pretty regularly, but that's besides the point
You obviously don't post this in good faith, I don't think you believe the amount of dopamine released in these is comparable.
By your logic doing molly everyday for a month would be fine too, since it just does what chewing food does but to a higher degree, right?

>>41109291
Participating in 4chan arguments cause dopamine release. Stop arguing with me you degenerate argyoomer!! You're only allowed to have dopamine release if its necessary for survival! Also there's nothing wrong with clopping, ignore this post if you agree!

>>41109229
Imagine worshipping a dead kike

>>41109114
>Clopping is actually good
>I love to beat my meat while watching group porn with Rainbow Dash as a main character.
>Mmmmm... her mare pussy.
>Smell of horse vaginal fluids are the best thing I have ever experienced.
>I love watching her getting gangbanged by 3 different stallions, every of different breed.
>I like to imagine her shitting on my chest after hardcore group sex with her friends from Wonderbolts.
>Oooohhh... yes imagine if she would have diarrhea, wet warm shit running down my body while I am masturbating to get hard for the 4th time.
>After that we would continue our wild copulation but this time with anal sex because we don't need a lube for it anymore. She have already prepared for me HAHA!
>Ahhh... I love imagining myself our hot foal making orgy while the last drip of sperm drips from my cock.
>It's almost all the time purple then but who cares. Five minutes of rest and I can go back to my loop of clopping my shit to fictional characters about colorful ponies.

>>41109300
>getting that specific
This story is about you, isn't it anon?

>>41109301
I prefer rotting pony corpses.
They are way hotter.

>>41109293
Doing molly everyday for a month will cause significant brain damage, and not because of the dopamine release. If I'm arguing in bad faith, so are you.

>>41109300
I fail to see the problem here.

>>41108643
Yeah, this. The porn is the biggest thing going for it now. Despite constant release, the only people majorly talking about G5 were people who stuck to G4 all the way through the end, despite the trip.

>>41109300
I've always loved how the coomer meme implies porn addiction causes you to neglect your appearance, when in reality it's the other way around

>>41108953
>You’re such scared guys, hah!
>that’s really the only reason you hate it despite listing them many reasons why

>>41109317
>twilight sparkle is here right now, shitposting on 4chan
I fucking wish

>>41109272
Hey don't say I built that strawman, you're the one who implied you'd never have the opportunity to bitch at your parents for indulging in their vices because you're such a big boy.
>not everyone has parental controls reporting their activity, although you definitely should
Ok Databye

>>41109312
Not really.
I feel like both cases might actually be true.
It depends on too many factors to define clearly what is more common.

>>41109312
I actually assumed that's what the coomer meme meant for the longest time. That something else caused the coomer to be depressed first, then he distracts with cooming.

>>41109320
>Yes anon that's me.
>Let go of your cock or I am gonna disintegrate your horny ass with my rainbow laser beam.

>>41109328
Nice try, but the real Twilight is slightly less autistic than that.

Kek, SHARTnnies cleaned the Flutterbat image up but did not delete this one >>41109261
I know you subhumans are unpaid, but come on. Sloppy job.

>>41109321
It was pretty heavily implied in the post if not said directly, but even if that's not what you most of your arguments still rely on some strawman or ad hominem
Perhaps the weirdest one is the claim about not being a coomer because of ED that came out of nowhere, which is especially bad because ED is correlated with sever porn addiction
>inb4 not causation
still tells you plenty about what kind of person a coomer usually is

>>41109329
>Ekhmm... actually autism is my second name Anon.

>>41108630
>Will the sexually degenerate part of the fandom die from its own immorality eventually?
I don't think so. Clop is what seems to get more engagement and demand from content creators, and it's also quite easy to make.
Porn greens and fics are easy to write and will generate more (You)s or views.
Images will be three times more popular if you add a pussy on them, even if the quality isn't quite there.

>>41109333
Of course you took ED literally. Of course you wouldn't get that it's a criticism of how one with a lower sex drive can easily criticize those with higher sex drive due to lack of empathy.

>>41108986
Make a thread explaining why all those threads should go, and let the mods decide

>>41108630
Is this a bait thread to let /mlp/ fight among ourselves? Because it's working

>>41108986
The fact this copypasta is still working is a bit sad when you consider how obvious it is and how much it was posted.
But on the other hand, I'm thinking that maybe it's also a sign that we're not so few on the board. And that's good.

All participants in this retarded gooners vs tradlarpers discussion will be turned into stallions and gifted to socially awkward horsegirls in lieu of being allowed into Equestria.

>>41109481
>le enlightened tf fencesitter femanon weighs in

>>41109304
this isn't the fnaf board, gtfo. only fnaf pedos jerk off to that shit

>>41108986
i dont even frequent this board and i know this is a copypasta

>>41108842
>implying there's a difference how a hack uses one or the other

>>41109555
But you will be. *zaps you with my epic mage powers*

>>41108986
Oldfag here, first time I see this ctrl+v :o

>>41109384
>ctrl-f 'bait'
>1 result
lmao nice job everypony, keep up the good work ^__________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;

i hope the mods and jannies continue to waste their time forever on /mlp/ :>

i dont browse that many boards but wow there's a lot of porn here for a blue board

>>41109666
uwu
is your cute dick getting hard?

>>41109672
the day i pop an involuntary chub to this is the day i end it

>>41109675
Musky mare pussy :3 Winking at you Anon

>>41109701
nta but I did get an involuntary chub from reading this

>>41109764
Wet and tight. Haunches spread and bent. Waiting to be breed. Cute moans fill the air.

>>41109527
That's how u know youre a retarded autist wasting his brain cells and mental energy pointless shit. When the le fencesitting redditors come in like 'why cant we all get along' only because they think that makes them seem likeable and even they have a better point than you do.

>>41109625
Newfag here, it's the third time I see it, but I think it's only one guy and it's unironic

>>41108986
>Fetish threads and EQG. Need to go. Other EQG generals too.

>Those horsefuckers will give you a fright
>Fappin' to ponies both day and night
>They rest for a minute, maybe three,
>Then they're downloading more smut to their HD
>They don't care about nada. Not zilch. No, nothing,
>'Cept bringin' about a fandom's destruction

>Now wait there, faggot, there's another side to this
>And if we did not defend them, somebody'll get real pissed
>These cloppers hurt no one with what they do
>They have needs just like all we humans do

>Oh, gimme a break, you're bein' too kind
>These "cloppers" have a one-track mind
>The show was not meant for their porn
>Do they ever make Faust glad to be born?
>No, they don't. And that is just a fact
>These fucks, they simply don't know how to act

>That's where I have to disagree
>They're loyal to the show, you see?
>Spreading content far and wide

>You see one comin', you'd better run and hide!
>They're fat, and ugly, and mean as sin
>Will you look at the state the fandom is in?

>They help the show get through hiatus faster

>They've turned my life to a total disaster

>Well, I for one don't have a doubt,
>These perverts must be stamped right out!

>I second that they've go to go
>These cloppers, they've got to hit the road

>It comes down to just one simple fact:
>They've crossed the line; it's time to fight them

>STOP THE CLOP
>STOP THE CLOP
>MAKE IT GO AND CALL THE COPS

>STOP THE CLOP
>STOP THE CLOP
>MAKE IT GO AND CALL THE COPS

>STOP THE CLOP
>STOP THE CLOP
>MAKE IT GO AND CALL THE COPS

>Yes, it comes down to just one simple fact:
>They're crossed the line; it's time that we attack

>>41109279
Objection! The image is seriously skewing the results

>>41109999
CHECKD
EBIN QUADZ MY FREN XD
ALSO MYSELF TOO KEK >>41110000

>>41110004
>missed quads by 4 posts on a slow board
Cringe

>>41109980
That's some nice stuff right there bro.
Keep the good work.

>>41109797
>le above-it-all nihilist with no point being here.

>>41109980
Something actually good out of this shit thread.

>>41109555
>>41109527
Your pony spines shall buckle and shatter under the weight of a horsegirl

>>41108986
>exhaustive list
>silent on g5
dogfuckers get the rope first

>>41108630
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>41110230
Do RainbowCucks really think this semi anthrotrash is fappable?

>>41109980
>https://files.catbox.moe/txbsef.mp<wbr>3
Have a quick nd dirty try at this.
It's 4AM, here, I probably will never finish this, but, hey, at least I wanted to share...

>>41109139
>Think of the poor zoomers...
If those retards can't handle some sexy ponies they're not going to make it on the internet anyway.

Femanon (real)

>>41110157
Ummmm sweetie we actually prefer dogs

Anonymous

>>41110065
>NOOOOOOOOOOO your supposed to take my retarded internet debate seriously!!

>>41110770
kek

>>41110818
nta, but I am a millennial and I enjoy ponies when they do cute things, not porn things.
That being said, I don't care about mature content for comic effect or if in the universe (like in a green).
I won't look after pony porn tho, I don't enjoy it.

>>41108630
>Will the sexually degenerate part of the Fandom die from its own immorality eventually
They've already driven 90% of the remotely sane people out of the fandom and rebranded to furries.
>B-B-BUT
Breaburned, Anearbyanimal, Ralek, Hioshiru, etc.

>>41109099
>the rest of the fandom is dying from its lack of immorality.
The rest of the fandom is dying because its not about ponies, its what killed ponychan and its why the music scene has been a flailing corpse since around 2014.

>>41109124
Make some SFW pony content then.

>>41111170
yes
>>41111412
>90% of the remotely sane people
Those were shallow and weak bandwagoners. True fans of anything aren't so easily herded out. If the reason you gave were true, then you're making a case that furries are good for the fandom.

>>41111412
>sane people
>rebranded to furries.
Also, I'm not sure that posting:
>The clop made closet furries go away!
Really helps your case.

>>41111350
>I won't look after pony porn tho, I don't enjoy it.
Yes you truly are a millennial.

>>41110042
>>41110090
How was it good when the syllables have been fucked up so badly? It's ok at most

>>41108630
I've been clopping 3 times a day for 12 years. So, 13k pegasi have become mudponies thanks to me.

>>41108986
This thread is retarded but I agree with most of this post.

>>41113224
This anon is retarded but I agree with kicking him off the board.

>>41109308
>The porn is the biggest thing going for it now
Why is this the common sentiment? YEAH PORN EXISTS. Doesnt mean its all we do.
Theyre an ever-giving inspiration. Not just porn-stars.

104342 - artist ponykillerx book Magic runes twilight_sparkle.png

>>41108712
This humanized was drawn before you were born.

>>41113233
The fact that some people can't love another being unless it looks like them has always been a shortcoming of humanity. Not anything to brag about.

>>41113280
Dude im way too fucking high to understand what you just typed out. Can it be explained another way?

>>41108986
>Sold its soul with a shitty rebrand.
Still assblasted over the dumbass original name, eh?

>>41108630
Moralfags lost the war back in 2012. That was their only real chance to purge the fandom of degeneracy, when the fandom had the highest percentage of normies who viewed such content with abject disgust and would have supported a crackdown. Their inability to crack open the "anti-censorship" philosophy of Fimfiction's and Derpibooru's admins doomed the effort, though.

Today, such an effort is impossible. With most normies gone, all that's left are the autists and degens who would never support the moralfags, as seen with the recent sperging from Fimfetch's admin, which went nowhere.

>>41113450
nta, but still, isn't it sad?
If half the ennergy gone to porn was used for the show, we could have a fan season worth of episodes, and a handful of good games...

Look at how prolific was the fandom with music, and imagine that in the other art...

>>41111742
Or a normal person?
What do you love so much about ponies being fucked by humans?

>>41113291
>Dude weed lmao
Slavery. Addiction is just another form of slavery.

>>41113573
Not the least bit. Art is easy for one person to make. Animation and video games are nearly impossible for even a small team, and that team can never agree on a single vision, because we all have wildly different ideas of what pony should be. Fans today are paralyzed when it comes to giving character to background ponies, and I can guarantee you your theoretical animations or games would be chock full of masturbatory self insert OCs instead. I'm not amused by how wildly off model most artists draw, and sfw art is plagued with unfunny tiktok humor. So even if I wasn't pro-porn, your suggested shift in what the fandom produces wouldn't even make a difference to me.

>>41113573
Here's the worldwide open secret about all those porn makers: a lot of them didn't come for the show early on, they came in from the wider porn addicted furry fandom to set up shop and profiteer off the mania. The coomer epidemic today is the result of people taking this manipulation as gospel truths and only on rare occasions such as Braeburned using the St. Floyd riots as a reason to yank all his sketchy ass gay Spike porn do people recognize this as being a thing.

>>41114742
So how do all the nonporn furry artists fit into this conspiracy?

>>41113582
I only do it on the weekends. I dont drink, i just eat an edible and play vcideo games and watch pony.

>>41113619
Hum, that's a reasonable point.
And to be honnest, I always wondered what would be the best choice for an animation.
Mane6? Background pones? OC? Green?
Short? Long?
What would you prefer?
I was thinking that the best would be to adapt a green with mostly background and OC characters, in ~10-15mins chapters.
What do you think about that?

As for games, yeah, it's a mess, true.
Still, some projects are nice and plummeted because of the lack of artists.


favorite mare meme but different template.png

>>41108983
>hating Dash and thinking she's overrated
wtf

>>41108971
If you're going to put the text inside the boxes then at least have the decency to make them transparent first, you fucking plebeian.

>Favorite mare of all time
Sunset Shimmer
>Best backstory
Luna
>Favorite mane style
Evil Glimmy
>"I'll finish her some day..."
I don't even know how to answer this
>Brightest snowpity
Rainbowshine
>Best personality
Twilight
>You like, but everyone hates
Glimmy
>You hate, but everyone likes
The implication that I could hate any mare disturbs me
>Underrated
Cozy Glow
>Overrated
Celestia
>"Why do I like her?"
Glimmy
>Mare you always come back to (for hugs)
Twilight
>That ponut...
Applejack
>Best sex
Evil Glimmy
>Favorite Mane Six pony
Twilight
>Most wife material
Luna
>Hateboner mare
Harshwinny
>Mare that made me fall in love with MLP
Sunset
>"Why did I clop to this?"
I never regret my clops
>Criminally overlooked mare
Fleur dis Lee
>Best pony princess
Twilight
>80th image in your pony folder
Don't have one, I just YOLO my pics
>OC pick
Terri Softmare
>Not usually my type of pony, but...
Cadance

>>41108971
>Fill in your mares
Already did.

>>41109053
>If you're going to put the text inside the boxes then at least have the decency to make them transparent first, you fucking plebeian.
Ok, but the original gaming version of this was formatted the same way.

>>41108971
>Favorite mare of all time
Twilight Sparkle
>Best backstory
Descended Twilight
>Favorite mane style
Rarity, duh
>I'll finish her some day...
What?
>Brightest snowpity
Roseluck
>Best personality
Twilight Sparkle
>You like, but everyone hates
Any G5 mare
>You hate, but everyone likes
Fluttershit
>Underrated
Appul
>Overrated
Fluttershit
>"Why do I like her?"
Rarity
>Mare you always come back to (for hugs)
Twilight Sparkle
>That ponut...
Twilight Sparkle
>Best sex
Twilight Sparkle
>Favorite Mane Six pony
Twilight Sparkle
>Most wife material
Descended Twilight
>Hateboner mare
Fluttershy
>Mare that made me fall in love with MLP
Dashie
>Why did I clop to this?
Pretty much any mare people draw with a nigger ass
>Criminally overlooked mare
idk lol
>Best pony princess
Luna
>80th image in your pony folder
pic related
>OC pick
Blackjack
>Not usually my type of pony, but...
Ponkers

>>41109093
this board is too lazy to actually fill in the chart, including me lol

>>41108971
Kinda unfinished, but fuck it, I already put more effort into this than this thread deserved.

>>41109245
>Pretends like he's never clopped to anything weird
Fake and gay

WHY THE FUCK DOES NOONE KNOW WHAT "TO FINISH SOMEBODY" MEANS?! IT MEANS KILLING SOMEONE!!! ARE YOU ALL STUPID?!?! AAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA crawling in my skin.png

>>41109484
No, OP got this from /v/ or wherever. It's referencing finishing a game. It doesn't apply here so I just used the extra space for best mane.

>>41109281
Nah, I just couldn't think of anything specific, in particular because it's usually tied to specific artists than specific mares. I guess some OCs like Venus Spring, Melody Smile, or Apogee could count, because they have rather "specific" fetishes tied to their overall characterization.
Also, I was already bored after spending almost an hour on this piece of shit.

>>41109611
Finishing something can have multiple meanings in different contexts autist.

>>41109611
AND you just revealed that you want to fuck and then kill Celestia, fucking psychopath

>>41109748
No one filled in that spot because they were afraid it meant it killing a mare. Because anons are that retarded.

>>41109780
Yes, it does mean killing a mare.

>>41108971
You could've put more effort into making it fit pony.

>>41109856
>Best backstory
>Doesn't have one
Ultra retard taste 0/10

>>41109934
>can't pick up on anything that isn't explicitly spelled out for him

>>41108971
Ugh i wanna do this but im so depressed and tired

>>41109934
She does though. But most mlp characters don't have extensive backstories. That spot should have been for best filly or something else. Like another Anon said, OP was lazy when making the chart.

>>41109938
>Pulling something out of his ass
She shows up as a mary sue who can lift the sun. The end.

>>41109956
>doubling down on being a reductionist retard

>>41109956
Anon, why don't you sit down and share why sunhorse upsets your autism.

>>41109944
It will make you feel better, doesn't take long. Show us your based (or terrible) taste.

What does "I'll finish her someday" mean

>>41109053
C
Mostly good taste but I had to reduce your rating due to Sunset. Although she's technically a mare she's an Equestria Girl first and foremost.
>>41109144
0/10
>>41109163
E
Dog enjoyer and large ass coomer makes the list irredeemable.
>>41109245
C
There's nothing particular stand out here, it's just kind of mid.
>>41109349
D
Too much AJ, bottom left appears to be anthro futa.
>>41109611
C
Derpy is overrated, kind of mid in general.
>>41109856
A
Best one so far.

These mostly kind of suck so far. I wasn't expecting great taste but still a tad disappointing.

>>41109955
But every mare has her own story to tell Anon :)

>>41110156
Take the m6 for example. The majority of the backstory is just them as fillies. Most ponies don't have deep backstory but we get to see them create story.

>>41108971
>Favourite mare of all time
>Best backstory
>Favourite manestyle
>Brightest snowpity
>Best personality
>That ponut...
>Best sex
>Favourite M6 pony
>Most wife material
>80th image in your pony folder
All Fluttershy.
>Best Princess
Celestia (Fluttershy).

>>41111186
Hey, it's fuckershit! Fuckershit, fuckershit, fuckershit can hardly live! *shoots her*

>>41109856
Honestly, it almost seems like the amount of people who hate Trixie is growing more and more everyday, and that greatly upsets me.

>>41110111
Yes obviously those are both me you retard. I found it later and decided to post so the answer to the question is nearby for anyone else wondering. Samefag is for anons abusing their anonymity in arguments you fucking newfag oh my god.

>>41111408
>rarityfag has shit taste
poetry

>>41111408
>scat fetish square empty
I'm thinking based

>>41111186
>too lazy to do the chart
And what's up with anons picking their waifu as best princess. Just leave the space blank. Next we are going to see Luna (Rarity) or alicorn Mac.
>>41111408
>not appreciating your wife's ponut
that's messed up, but nice drawings

>>41111507
>And what's up with anons picking their waifu as best princess.
I just wanted to post that pic again, as a final touch to my post. <s>But seriously though, the actual Celestia is my favourite Princess, she has a slight edge over Luna.</s>

>>41111470
Why? You didn't like I put Trixie on that bad pony place? She's sweet, of course, but to me, her popularity is a mystery.
>>41111503
I don't have any specific advice for that problem, but maybe it'd be useful to trace a style you like and draw like that over and over again.
>>41111557
Wow, that's a pretty diverse set of ponies. But what do you like about Rarity?

>>41111636
Rara has the best episodes and is the most entertaining of anypony while also being the most diverse in her traits: She's smart, dedicated, sometimes autistic, sometimes a leader figure, yeah.

>>41111196
I've only seen Trixie hated within the context of certain fans turning her into a trans dudeweed hipster icon, her being weighed down by Glimmer in later seasons, or whenever she's made out to be some innocent victim while the m6 are bullies. Without any of those factors she's a fantastic character.
>>41110052
>too much AJ
>A given to 14/24 alicorn shits.
Abyssmal taste.

>>41112057
>likes AJ
>doesn't like the one that says she has the best mane, is best m6, and is best wife

>>41108971
not really in a place to draw/crop stuff in but I love these data mining threads.

>Favorite
My wife, The Great and Powerful Trixie!!!
>Best backstory
Sunset Shimmer
>Favorite Mane Style
Punk Rarity
>I'll finish her some day
These are mares not vidya or goyslop shows
>Brightest snowpity
Ditzy Doo!
>Best Personality
Rainbow Dash
>You like, everyone hates
GlimGlam
>You hate, everyone likes
Applejack
>underrated
Clear Sky (Wind Sprint's mother)
>overrated
Maud
>why do I like her
Applebloom
>Come back for hugs
My wife, or Ponk
>That ponut
My wife's
>best sex
Tie between my wife and Rarity
>Fav Mane6
Rainbow Dash
>Most Wife Material
My Wife
>hateboner mare
Applejack
>Made me fall in love MLP
Princess Luna
>why did I clop to this
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/42<wbr>1256/same-time-tomorrow Really hate the NTR-esque twist that gets forced in during the final third
>Criminally Overlooked Mare
Nightglider
>Best Pony Princess
Princess Luna
>80th image
Pic attatched
>OC pick
Blackjack from FOE Project Horizons
>Not usually my type of pony, but...
Coco Pommel

>>41109856
>pic
We're not so different, you and I.

>>41111636
>Why? You didn't like I put Trixie on that bad pony place?
what
i was referring to this

>>41112057
>or whenever she's made out to be some innocent victim while the m6 are bullies
That's true though, at least in Boast Busters.

>>41112291
Boast Busters is exactly what I'm referring to, and exactly what I've argued over. Not wanting to get into it here, but their version of events cheapens what makes Trixie so great to me, while unnecessarily demonizing the m6.

>>41112342
god i want Soirée to spit on me

>>41112057
I don't like Trixie because Boast Busters makes to fucking sense. Apparently her entire "performance" relied on having someone else do something cool, and then Trixie publicly humiliating them in front of everyone. Also, I fucking hate self-centered cunts, and I hate Dash for the same reason.
Season 6 onwards changed Trixie's thing to using real magic to perform fake magic, which is honestly so insane that I actually found it kinda funny.

>>41112339
I think hecklers deserve to get their ass kicked, actually. And her boasting only got to that level after they started jeering her.

>>41112417
>audience interaction
>"wtf this is absurd!"

>>41112417
a starlight fan hating trixie is the most ironic shit ever

>>41112425
Fuck if I remember it now, but if I recall correctly her claim was "anything you can do, I can do better", but she never did anything better than what AJ or RD did, she just pulled a dumb trick to embarrass them. And there was nothing suggesting that there was anything more to her cheap Gypsy show than that and bragging about made up bullshit.
She fully deserved to get kicked out of the town.

>>41112445
>her claim was "anything you can do, I can do better", but she never did anything better than what AJ or RD did, she just pulled a dumb trick to embarrass them
see >>41112424
also
>glimmernigger

>>41112424
I think they weren't heckling, actually, because Trixie rolled into town as a busker with no particular rights to the public square.
>>41112456
>points out Trixie's challenge was completely bogus
>b-b-but those dirty tricks were justified! Han shot first!
And you wonder why there's festering resentment against her.

ISleepNow

>>41112573
>'free space'
Chrissy should be the secret square

Anonymous

>>41109053
Lame focus on princesses and mary sues. 1 point for Appul and Cozy. Evil Glimmer's mane is superior to her new one. D
>>41109245
Mix of great and terrible for an appulbro. Too blank. Somnambula was done dirty. C
>>41109349
All good picks appulbro. Minus points for not finishing. B++
>>41109611
Have a little more hate in your heart. Derpy is good mare. B
>>41111408
Super cute art. Love that Limey hug. It's interesting that you hate changelings, but sorta dig Chrysalis. Never understood Thursday. A for artist
>>41111557
Meh, at least you'd fuck Golly, and applemom is here too. D for (mare) dicks
>>41109856
>>41112094
Not enough Apples, or at least needs less horns. C-
>>41112198
>love shifted from one tard to another
Sex with airheads is super patrician, but you're not allowed to hate Marble. D+ for Derpy
>>41112204
>Ditzy Doo instead of Derpy
>hates AJ
Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. F

>>41113299
>Lame focus on princesses
Sorry for liking the main fucking character of the show, won`t do it again.

>>41108971
>Favorite mare of all time
LUNA!!!
>Best backstory
Hmmm Pinkie pie probablyz very original
>Favorite mane style
Rarity, maybe
>"I'll finish her some day..."
Rarity, probably??? Dont know what that means
>Brightest snowpity
Celestia, lmao
>Best personality
Spike. Idgaf, but in mare terms probably Celestia
>You like, but everyone hates
Spike
>You hate, but everyone likes
I know im going to be flamed by this but..lowkey twilight and rarity i mean both are good and all but... yeah...no

>Underrated
Sweetie belle
>Overrated
Rarity kinda
>"Why do I like her?"
Rarity
>Mare you always come back to (for hugs)
Ponka
>That ponut...
Ponku
>Best sex
Nightmare luna
>Favorite Mane Six pony
Pinkie pie
>Most wife material
Luna
>Hateboner mare
Rarity
>Mare that made me fall in love with MLP
Pinkie pie
>"Why did I clop to this?"
Applejacks mom
>Criminally overlooked mare
Coco pomel
>Best pony princess
Cadence
>80th image in your pony folder
Yolo
>OC pick
Idk
>Not usually my type of pony, but...
Moondancer

>>41112342
>Spammed everywhere nothing mare
>overlooked
>underrated
>no personality = best personality
Rewatch trannies are clinically brain damaged

>>41113474
im happy that thats your only complaint i love literallywhos

>>41108971
>"I'll finish her some day..."
Tried to keep the answer in the spirit of the vidja question. Luna is a mare I'd like to love but never can quite get into. Part of it feels like an obligation since I'm really into her sister. Her episodes being constant wallowing combined with the fanon persona is a huge turn off too. But every now and then I see her beauty, inside and out. Maybe one day it'll last.

>>41113474
My favorite part about this qt is how she causes butthurt here for no reason.
It's like I'm back in 2012.

I'm curious to know how many others used the hateboner square for ponies you love to hate, but like enough to bone.
>>41113678
Why the Vinyl hate? Because of the obnoxious Nowhacking personality?
Mrs. Cake, evil fillies, Pie sisters, very good, very gourd, gourd, good gourd, mother of gourd. 10/10

>>41114344
Vinyl is often hated because her fanbase are unhinged retards.

>>41114344
>Vinyl hate
Always found her appearances in the show jarring. Not necessarily in the 'modern tech in fantasy' way, but having a mute character just tuning out to music 24/7 seemed out of place with ponies. And yea, her obnoxious fandom personality is what really sealed the deal. Despite that, I like her design. Her colors and manestyle are very cute.
>hateboner square
Twilight post-wings made me want to bully her back into that flustered, snarky little unicorn again. Definitely a love to hate, like enough to bone situation.


>>41109032
imagine her fucking farts and stinky hairy pussy

>>41109038
>fucking farts
i want to be fucked by Starlight's fart

The Glimmer in that specific picture? Absolutely not.
Human Glimmer in general? Maybe, depending on the art-style.
Pony Glimmer? Always.

glimmy just smothering my crotch and grinding my cock into dust with that giant ass

>>41109032
Not that one. She's way too fat for me.

>>41109032
If you're gonna do humanized, do full humanized with normal color skin. If you're gonna do EQG colors, do full on-model show accurate. Stuff that tries to blend the two styles together always ends up looking terrible.

>>41109032
Consent to her smothering me to death with her gorgeous ass? Absolutely.

>>41109057
fucking UNF petite glimmer is best

>>41109032
>>41109057
I always liked her hair better this way, rather than that stupid coif they gave her

I would not. She's not a mare, not my type, dresses like a skank, is still in high school, and isn't round enough where it really matters. <s>Her belly.</s>

>>41109340
it isn't 1937 anymore gramps. Modern commies are all fat

>>41109038
God im so fucked in the head this arouses me.

>>41109032
No, I wouldn't.
This thing looks disgusting.

>>41109032
I have been with worse, so an easy yes for glimmy


It's an easy feat, and my dick makes it all complete

>>41109255
You score brownie points for making me laugh.
Don't spend it all in one place.

you better believe i've got dick up my cock sleeve


Is this a sad and depressed fandom (or board) or do people just like to larp about it? I say this because I don't see other fandoms where their main goal is to travel to an imaginary world (and beyond) to get the impossible love of their dreams.

love is dead in this world and there is nothing good, true, or pure here, so why not

>>41109358
It's a thing in every fandumb, but it's not usually such a high concentration as it is for us ponyfags. For example, there are lots of weebs that are just as obsessive over their waifus (and therefore usually depressed) as the faggots here, but they're a slim minority of weebs; whereas here, everything revolves around a show that has been over for years. It's not a surprise that a huge proportion of the people who are still around are the faggots who were the most depressed and obsessed. I know that being a waifufag doesn't always lead to depression or vice versa, but it's hard not to see why there is considerable correlation between the two.

>>41109358
I feel like if anything it's the hyperactive and overly saccharine types make up the bulk of the fandom. But yea here specifically you'll find plenty of whiney depressed wimps whining like emo teenage girls (myself included). I agree with you it makes sense how ponies and Equestria can be alluring to a depressive.

>>41109358
>I don't see other fandoms where their main goal is to travel to an imaginary world (and beyond) to get the impossible love of their dreams.
You can see some in:
>>>/a/
>>>/c/
>>>/e/
>>>/co/
>>>/m/
>>>/v/
>>>/vg/
>>>/sp/
>>>/vt/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/k/
>>>/pol/
>>>[s4s]
>>>/pw/
And much more
But seriously waifufaggotry and wish fulfillment isn't a new thing, or exclusive to /mlp/, what it is exclusive to /mlp/ is that there's a bunch of waifufags that hate other bunch of waifufags because they don't agree with how will they look once they're transported to their magical paradise world


Is Starlight Glimmer a sociopath?

Glimmy displays quite a few traits characteristic of someone with antisocial personality disorder:
>impulsivity
>irresponsibility
>aggressiveness
>tendency towards addiction (if you count her overuse of magic as such)
>limited capacity for empathy
>general disregard for social norms, morals, and individual rights
>disregard for authority
>isolationist tendencies
>drawn to deception and manipulation
with her general remorse being the only thing distinctly not antisocial about her.

Shes the FIM equivalent of the anti-christ.

>>41108901
But I thought Trixie was the evil twilight
But I thought Sunset was the evil twilight
But I thought Midnight Sparkle was the evil twilight
But I thought Tempest was the evil twilight
But I thought Cozy was the evil twilight
But I thought Mean Twi was the evil twilight

>>41108898
>FIM equivalent of the anti-christ
Nah, that's Flurry Heart. The AntiChrist is foretold to deceive the entire world, remember, whereas Glim Jim couldn't even maintain her hold over one piffling shantytown.

>>41110443
Nah, Flurry Heart is the MLP equivalent of Yog-Sothoth

There's a difference between congenital and acquired sociopathy.

>>41108895
She's a cocksleeve is what she is.


>Uploads copyrighted material on your path

How does she get away with this?

>>41106743
This thread really didn't need to be remade.

>>41109532
I want to know how she gets away with this

>>41109539
Word is going that "she" was controlled by Hasbro for them to control what was available and what was not on youtube.
But hey, that's just a theory.

>>41109539
Not sure how true this is but I got to hear time ago that somehow there was a glitch or something in youtube that wouldn't allow them to ban or eliminate the channel. Therefore, as a mitigation Hasbro did the "other" Letupita channel, in order to catch the views from the original Letupita.

>pic related

Notice how this one says "the official Home of MLP"

>>41109576
>Can't even read a thousand views

It's so over Habros...

>>41109573
>there was a glitch or something in youtube that wouldn't allow them to ban or eliminate the channel. Therefore, as a mitigation Hasbro did the "other" Letupita channel, in order to catch the views from the original Letupita.

Kino

>>41109526
>she
I'm going out on a limb and say it's a tranny

>>41109817
>Anon hears "she"
>immediately thinks about trannies
Your brain is completely broken, nigga.

>>41109817
>want’s everything to be a tranny
next level faggotry?

>>41109831
>>41109833
I actually agree with him

Something about the name "Lupita" sounds...tranny-esque

>>41109843
it’s a female spanish name she’s from el salvador.

>>41109817
>>41109843
>complains about trannies
>lets eqg fags hop the border and claim a casual 17 threads on his board

Pottery.

>>41109872
>eqg out of nowhere
you would know about trannies huh

>>41109874
He literally talked about trannies Anon. Even you can't be this dense.

>>41109831
>>41109833
Faggots we are on 4trans here
Sorry for not buying that any actual woman would be insane enough to upload the same FIM clips for 10 years straight


>Don’t worry little one. Your father just went out to get a pack of cigarettes. Whatever those are. He’ll be back to take care of us with his love.

>>41109714
hey honey, I'm back!
They didn't have any Newports, so I got milk instead!

>>41109714
so does she have to tell all the grubs this?

>>41110002
No, she just does it because she enjoys lying.

>>41109714
How big is Chrissy's ass after laying all those eggs?

>>41109714
>kicks down the door

“Hey, Chrissy! Im back! I got enough milk and cigarettes for every grub and changeling in the kingdom!”

>>41110868
>gets each grub their own carton of milk
extremely based dadanon

>>41109969
And they all lived happily ever after.
:)

>>41111256
DAAAAAAAAAAA- *looks at belly* euuuuugghhhh- *looks back at ass* AAAAAAAMN

>>41110862
Live birth is better, because it can get weird like this. Just think, at least some of them can watch their father walk out on them before they're even born, not that I'd ever do that.

I've yet to commission artwork like this where she has a fat ass, but give me time, anon. Still, it doesn't necessarily make sense for chitin or whatever to expand like that, not that it matters.

pregalis novagina smile calm resized.png

>>41111328
>novagina
GIVE ME THE VAGINA CUT YOU BASTARD

I forgot I actually nutted inside that bug monster.

>>41111335
This narrows it down to only some of my commissions:
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=pre<wbr>gnant%2Cqc%2Ctransparent+flesh%2Cco<wbr>mmission%2C-vore

pregalis novagina annoyed kicking resized.png

>>41111406
aaaaaa that's hot. It probably shouldn't be, but that's hot


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Let's make a list of things that made Hasbro want nothing to do with the adult fandom of the franchise ever again.
>Derpy Drama
>C-Jar
>Really uncomfortable questions to voice actors

>>41109893
literally none of the execs know or care about any of these things

Sethisto's "bronies are nazis" propaganda

>>41109893
>lumping bronies in with the pearl clutching karens on the derpy drama
>implying the jar was anything more than free advertisement in clickbait headlines in the eyes of execs
>implying they didnt 100% expect autistics to ask innappropriate questions but agreed to show up at the cons anyway

>>41109893
>Aryanne showing bronies are nazis

>>41109893
The fact that it is still supposed to be a show for little girls and we fags just got autism

>>41109893
Did you forget the multiple hacks and leaked emails from the "hackers" to hasbro employees and the ensuing back and forth? The doxxing and threats etc?

>>41109893
Examples of some really bad questions?

>>41110460
>do you ever masturbate using your pony voice?

>>41110460
>Examples of some really bad questions?

>>41109893
>The unmatched horny energy for the ponies from this fandom

>>41109893
Here you go, anon:
>Not buying official Hasbro products
I doubt even Brandon Hole gave them second thoughts.

>>41110515
But the brony study found the opposite to be true, that bronies spent a shitload of money on the products before G5 came along

>>41111467
Even ignoring how throughout its lifetime gen4 merch was catering to some fandom trends(like random background ponies) which heavily implies there was already an interest there, licensed shit is still a benefit to hasbro.

>>41110466
Did someone ask this on video?

>>41111467
It's not lol
Didn't you ever go on a pony crawl?
And they literally had us looking up printed codes trying to guess which blind bags to buy

>>41111467
It is, bronies spend on bronies like an incestual circlejerk of furries because that's what they are


>>41109958
This is literally just straight Raridash.

>>41109958
He's literally me. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>41109958
Rainbow dash would fucking hate Patrick bateman

>>41109982
>Intelligent
>sit on 4chan
Divided by zero.

>>41109958
nice
<s>let's see Paul Allens's special somepony</s>


>>41109815
This is if she moved to Manehattan. Now imagine her with the city accent slutting it up at goth clubs.

>>41109815
some art of your fluttergoth
https://derpibooru.org/images/33715<wbr>46

>>41109815
>slightly
now I want to see a very goth AJ


>>41110011
>"Hey girls. It's been fun being here with you all, but I think it's time for me to go."

>>41110253
>"I've seen things you mares wouldn't believe... it will all be gone... like tears in the rain."

>>41110011
>"So, yous be lookin fer an experienced seaman in case o' any troubles on ya search? Well blow me down, ya found im. >"Da name's Popeye."

>I... I no longer want to cum inside Rainbow Dash...
>WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?

>>41110011
>"Come in, Chosen One. There are things you must know."
>"The village is dying. The signs are everywhere you go."

>>41110646
“Hi anon! It’s 2000 bc and I’m wearing a toga!”

>And I head, as it were, the noise of thunder
>One of the four beasts saying, "Come and see"
>And I saw, and behold, a white horse

>>41110011
>"But you were our friend!"
>"Why are you doing this? What's wrong?"
>"Why are you trying to reset the universe Anon?"

>>41110011
>"And in the end... I couldn't change anything."

>>41111168
I'm actually curious what was so bad about that post it had to get janned

>"Ugh, you dumb bee! You have no considerations for boundaries, do you? I just hope I'm down soon…"

>>41110011
>"Get ready for a dose of my tough love."

>"Tell momma... I'm sorry I didn't make it back home."

>"And if I am able to do this, to rape a pony, then the visions; they will end?"

>>41111175
She didn't need wings the whole time

>"YOU'VE TURNED HIM AGAINST ME!"
>"You have done that yourself, Sister!"
>"YOU WILL NOT TAKE ANON FROM ME!"
>"You have allowed this, Dark Lust to twist your mind until now, now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy."

ISleepNow

>>41111385
>'friendship'
is that supposed to be 'The House of Friendship'? More details!

Anonymous

>>41110011
>"This is the end for YOU, Carlos."

>>41110011
>This world, these ponies… they are not real.

>"Behold, the Hateful God upon his throne."
>"Your failures made flesh."

>>41110011
>"I've been expecting you, Anon. Come, we have much to discuss."

ultimate grilled cheese #shorts [TubeRipper.com].webm

>>41112940
EW OH MY GOD I THREW UP IN MY FUCKINH MOUTJ

>>41112940
Gross.
Maybe just one bite...

>>41110011
>“Did thou ever hear the tragedy of Emperor Areion the Wise, Anonymous?”
No.
>“We thought not...”


SEATBELTS EVERYONE<br>We're going on a field trip, to Equestria!

>>41110016
>Please God, let me get raped by Fluttershy at least. She's gentle enough.

>>41110016
can we see where applejacks parents died?

>>41110016
I will fuck Ms Frizzle in the back of her bus while the rest of you chuds go on your trip.

>>41110016
I was hoping for a different teacher.

Cruisin' on down Mare Street
You're relaxed and feelin' good
Next thing that you know you're seein'
Ursa Major in the neighborhood!

Surfin' on a serpent
Swingin' through the stars
Take a left at Tartarus
Take your second right past Golden Oaks

ON DA MAGICKS SCHOOLBUS

>>41110775
Only if she turns into a pony, as is she’s just a used up, albeit jacked doran

>>41110133
>gets his pelvis broken by Rarity


how many fetishes did horseshow give you?

>>41109988
I've seen tags that I didn't even know existed from this show

>>41109988
Too many to count. All of them related to the equine anatomy.

i wouldn't quite say it's in fetish territory yet but i really enjoy hooves, hindlegs (i like the way they bend) and tails. now that i think of it, i wonder if all the people who are attracted to all this were "ass > breasts" types before discovering ponies.

>>41109988
Let's see
>maredom
>bloodplay
>hoof fetish
>fluffjob
>straight shota
>impregnation
>speciesplay
>body worship
><s>hoof holding</s>
So, total of 9.

>>41109988
2d horsepussy ponut horn wings armor agelessness fanged kisses winghugs severe pda's nightboner playful nibbles

>>41110790
Is swibble made of poop here?

>>41109988
Most of the fetishes that I have I already had, or were developing, before getting into the show.
with that said, ponuts got me into anal bigtime but only for ponies, human anal is still very 'meh'. <s> also shoutout to jedayskayvoker for the fleshlight gag and fleshlight buttplug kinks, just wish he did mares as well and not only gay stallions </s>
Outside of that, wing preening and horn worship are the only real 'new' fetishes and that just because only ponies can have them.
>>41110755
I've always been a breasts>ass guy, but crotchteats are a thing and I love them big, small, medium, and I love them looking human-like or equine-like.

>>41111498
>tiktok tourist, never watched the show


Herdfags are always cringe UNLESS you're herding the CMCs. They are the only acceptable herd.

>>41110032
Excellent, I'm adding them to my herd.


>Raising the sun? Banishing my sister for 1000 years? The Elements of Harmony?
>What are you talking about, Anon?
>Let's go get some cake at Sugarcube Corner!

>>41110062
can we have sex real quick before we do that

>>41110062
I know your secret bitch, you don't even raise the sun, you have a garage door clicker that does it for you!
You can't fool me with your Jewish tricks!

>>41110062
>Sugarcube Corner existed back when Celestia was still a unicorn
Christ, how old are the Cakes?

>inb4 Discord made them immortal (as a reward for baking the best damn pastry he'd ever had) and then forgot about it

>>41110062
She would lose to the front door
>captcha: KYA XD


The most dangerous thing in Equestria is a marecel with nothing to lose.

>>41110886
yes that is how the situation started.

>>41110328
She can always use a love poison.

>>41110328
I’ll breed her to spare the death of billions.

>>41110328
She has a virginity to lose, isn't that an incel's goal?

>>41110328 I'd love Marbie even more if she were a skizzo mare.

4chan creep destroyer

Poney fuckers are at it again, rather fap to a poney than see sunlight


Weird Anime Gay Horse

Anonymous

>>41111275
Why did you bump this thread? It was showing to die with 0 replies

>>41111628
You are not helping.

Nether am i

>>41110376
I want to have anal sex with that talking japanese cartoon horse subs not dubs no homo

>>41110376
A vivid demonstration of the hazards of recreational pharmaceuticals.

>>41111955
Relax, bro. It's not gay to have sex with a stallion that looks like a mare. It's extremely gay to have sex with a mare that looks like a stallion.


>Did...did you seriously just try attempting a synthesis of Potassium ferrocyanide by mixing Osmium tetroxide and Potassium cyanide, Anon?

>>41110953
Did I try attempting? Yeah, but I failed without success. Good job constructing the assembly of that question by the way, smarthorse.

>>41110953
No, I was trying to synthesize VX precursors to cleanse this shithole

>>41110953
It's been a heavy winter! I did what needs to be done!


>>41110986
...is not in this image. All I see is a fat, dumb jobber that never wins.

>>41110986
THERE GOES MY HERO...

WATCH HER AS SHE GOES

>>41111020
Whoevers butt she was sticking her horn into must have let out a real stinker to do that to her

YOU FILTHY INTERNET MONKEYS COULD NEVER COMPREHEND THE DESIRE I HAVE WITHING MY SOUL FOR THE LOVELY GOEDDES YOU HETHENS SEE BEFORE YOUR SCUM FILLED SEE HOLES!!!

>>41111135
>Goddess
Whether it’s Celestia or Daybreaker she will alway be a charlatan.


>We forgot to invite Anon to his own special birthday party! Hes still waiting at the Appleloosa train station for Rainbow Dash to pick him up but shes here eating food! What do we do princess?!

>>41110880
>"Oh, don't worry, Twilight. No one forgot, I deliberately sabotaged the delivery of the letter so that Anon would think everyone had forgotten about him. This way later today I can fly over to him and celebrate his birthday, making him believe that I was the only one who remembered. He's guaranteed to fall for me thanks to this. I'm sure that as my prized pupil you understand that I have very good reason for doing this and that you won't try to stop this from happening."

>>41110880
What are the fucking odds that I would see this on my actual birthday???

Thanks twilight! You’re amazing!

>>41110910
>"Your Highness. Princess Luna has already left to meet Sir Anonymous half an hour ago."

>>41110910
it's me, courier six.
hand me the fucking scroll before I decimate your castle

>>41110931
Celestia will just use her weird Sun light ball teleportation to appear right in front of him immediately like an angel, or a terminator.
>"Be not afraid, Anonymous, I, Princess Celestia, have come to tell you that I am the only one who remembered your birthday today."

>>41110880
You guys do this every year and every year he gets even more depressed and has to be “consoled” by a bug monster with matted hair.

>>41110937
>"LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!"
>"Your staging of this cruel birthday stunt did not go unnoticed, sister!"
>"Now it is I that will receive Anonymous' birthday kisses!"

>>41111819
>Pinkie was the first to learn when Anon's birthday was (obviously)
>she deliberately gave everyone the wrong date

>>41111840
Damn. Better luck next year girls.

>>41111339
>"Now that everypony thinks they missed their chance, I can uncocoon Anonymous and spend the evening with him!"

>>41111872
>"Where am I?"
>"Where's Reznov?"

It's threads like these that give me the small hope that BGM is lurking here somewhere archiving this stuff to put in the next PTS

>>41110880
>we forgot to invite him
>he's waiting to be picked up
?????

>>41111907
>Chrysalis slams a hoof into the back of Anonymous' chair, just missing his ear.
>"What are the FUCKING numbers, Anonymous?!"

>>41112265
>"KISS MY ASS!"
>*BZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
>"AUUUUUGGGGHHHH"

>>41112265
I'm guessing the numbers are the actual date of his birthday

>>41112671
>FOR THE LAST TIME ANON
>WHERE
>IS
>THE
>NUMBER STATION

>>41110880
I would simply be happy that somepony cared enough to plan a birthday party for me, even if they forgot to invite me. I would still warmly hug all of them and probably shed some tears of happiness.
>Verification not required.

>I really messed up Anon so heres what I'm gonna do: you can cum inside me with no restrictions or catch. Whadda say? By the way the cake that the royal chefs made was delicious.

>>41110880
Twilight… You… listen… Anonymous died two years ago.
This is not a birthday party it's a memorial gathering.

>>41111907
>>41112265
Mares Mason! What do they mean?


>apple has the same number of fruit as strawberry
Appulbros...what did they mean by this...

>>41111067
Because you like strawberries

>>41111067
Mares love fresh souls. The fresher the better.


Out of morbid curiosity, I'm back on /mlp/ after nearly a decade. What happened to the tulpafriends? Are they in mental institutions now?

They're still very much around, but tulpa threads have been banned for a very long time.

>be locked away from society so it cant hurt you
>not expected to have job
>free food
>free shelter
>free cigarettes
>your pony waifu is with you
Bros, I think they made it.

>>41111177
Good riddance.

>>41111185
Wait, fuck, you're right.

>>41111185
Don't forget about
>be bossed around and beaten up by 90IQs and excons with 2 year degrees from the local community college all day

>>41111171
From what I've heard, better than ever
Good job on autosaging your thread though


oh this place sucks what the fuck do you even do here?

>>41110746
Make it a better place to live, of course.

>>41110746
Drink cheap vodka and gamble.

>>41110746
>what the fuck do you even do here?
Fuck griffons.

>>41110746
>THIS is the home of the griffon race
I fucking hate Hasbro

>>41110746
Ssshhh...hush now, fan art makes everything better

>>41110746
I just realised that with all the hay and sticks it's just one big bird nest

>>41110746
Are you talking about Griffonstone or /mlp/?

>>41110983
griffonstone I know enough about here

Fuck the brains out of every known, named, background griffon in the show. both canon and non canon. every hole is a goal.

ISleepNow

>>41110746
>what the fuck do you even do here?
cover yourself in garbage and hope things improve?

Anonymous

>nfw no comfy pony rpg where you can go to griffonscone and steal scones from the scone stand
Why live

>>41111207
not even pinkie could handle whatever the fuck gilda was putting in those scones

>>41110746
That's only for like, 20 minutes each monday. The next day will be fine


>>41110352
Are you quite possibly a zoomer

>>41110335
Celestia just called Obama an uppity nigger.

>>41110335
He remembered he left the stove on.

>>41110480
no, zoomers just live rent free in my head 24/7.


>"Anon! I'm back from the mark-"
>"Wha-What are you doing?"
>"WHAT, H-HOW? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?"

>>41111362
I found this cool stick outside

>>41111362
Look, you won't give me a taste of that horse pussy so I had to get this Twilight Sparkle(tm) Fleshlight(R) to satisfy my needs.

>>41111362
Do you really want a explanation?

>Oh this? Some new energy drink called, "Bucking Bronco", I guess.
>"These weird twins with a birdcage gave it to me when we all went to that one time."
>"Hey, check it out! The cork is a little figurine!"

ISleepNow

>>41111796
she broke her vibrator and had to borrow?


Anonymous

How many chromosones should a pony have?

>>41111017
Two. One for me, and one for you : )

>>41111304
This, and every other species in equestria too. They are all genetically human, and magic is what differentiates them. Anon can breed with everything in equestria.

>>41111017
how many chromosomes are in my semen? whatever that number is... specifically in their PUSSY!

>>41111017
None, if the Dark Lord has anything to say about it

>>41111304
>>41111338
my HC is that it's like the angels from evangelion
they are a 99.8% genetic match for humanity


She knows of the 'want it need it' spell

>>41111460
>whenever the effects of the 'want it need it' spell wear off the affected does not remember what happened

>>41111460
>casting a Want It, Need It spell on your penis and walking into Ponyville Elementary
After writing this, I realized it sounds like it came from a Cards Against Ponydom deck.


>>41112024
>bottom right
do not the spazzfilly


>>41111511
I want to cum inside you while you cum inside Rainbow Dash

>>41111512
I want to cum inside you while you cum inside OP while he cums inside Rainbow Dash.

I want to drink the fluid inside a magic 8 ball

>>41111511
I want to cum inside Snow Shower

I want to <s>gently pat</s> Rainbow Dash

>>41111717
I want to cum inside you while you cum inside him while he cums inside OP while he cums inside Rainbow Dash

>>41111930
Same. Except I want to pat her cervix.

>>41111511
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash and then cuddle with her atop a fluffy cloud.


>>41111535
Twilight is going to get attached to you and when you find another piece she's going to freak out. She's not going to do anything to you but her friends will find out and you will have a burnt bridge with the most powerful ponies in Equestria. Best to find a background mare to satisfy your urges with, preferably one that's okay with casual breeding.
>b-but I said marefriend
Exactly, just a glorified friend that's a mare that you have sex with. You didn't say mare wife.

>>41111547
>im going to be a faggot and cheat

>>41111554
me? no. but OP is clearly not going to get married so best to not go around breaking mare hearts by making twilight his slampig "mf"

>>41111535
Twilight is NOT a slampiggy. She is a wifepiggy. She is MY wifepiggy. Fuck you, jerk.

ISleepNow

>>41111535
>thinks he can make Twiggy his hayburger stuffed fuck buddy

Anonymous

>>41111535
Shower that purple booty with kisses while she eats

ISleepNow

>>41111535
why don't you go after Pipp instead? Having the Pegusi Royal Family PO'd at you would probably be less risky <s>besides them being G% so they don't matter as individuals deserving of consideration or dignity anyway..</s>

Anonymous

>>41111535
Chublight is best and most accurate Twilight.

>>41111949
Imagine the plaps traveling through her chub like shockwaves along her entire body


>>41111793
That thing could shatter solid marble.


visions of horse... therefore<br>try two-handing


MLP Franchise Stream #66: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: S09E16-E20

Monday 6 - 8pm EDT

Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/<wbr>41079283/#q41079283

Stream Archive: https://drive.google.com/drive/fold<wbr>ers/1F67WkTedozA2zWPCv3BEVBm2f3f_tu<wbr>8r

Stream: https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ewz4eb6.txt<wbr>

Episodes:
S09E16: A Trivial Pursuit: https://youtu.be/KKjXj37meKA
S09E17: The Summer Sun Setback: https://youtu.be/D78wVpByh_M
S09E18: She Talks to Angel: https://youtu.be/BiVG5GqKKRc
S09E19: Dragon Dropped: https://youtu.be/E9LVV8e_gbY
S09E20: A Horse Shoe-In: https://youtu.be/-wbFpWZRzr8


G3 brainrot essay

>>41112045
WTF is this shit a LGBT+-PBetc...

>>41112045
>172 views
>22 subscribers
ywnbaw

>>41112045
Jesus shit. People still make these retarded midwit "youtube essays"?? Its like you zoomer fags are brainwashed by school and dont know how to do anything else. Seriously, stop littering this shit on the internet. Get into something creative. Learn to draw clop instead of this garbage. Or better yet just fucking leave the fandom. I hate you.

>>41112466
fr YTP is the way if you want to litter the internet properly

>le heckin intellectual youtube essay guyz!!
>awright u guise lets do a deep dive on the deeply intellectual subject of MLP G3
>listen to me praise this media i consoomed for 3 hours guise!!!! make sure to updoot and subscribe!!!
>this is a really serious review guise okay!!! my opinion and the way this Media made me feel when i Consoomed it is very important so listen!
>i had some criticisms that i made sure to mention so you know i have integrity!
God i fucking hate you and all the other fags who litter this shit on youtube. You have absolutely 0 creativity. You just exist to consoom and sing praise to whatever you consoomed. You are like a bee pollenating a flower. You are barely fucking sentient with 0 creativity of your own waste of fucking oxygen. Fuck you. Inb4 samefag. Yes, Im fucking drunk

>>41112469
Yes, even youtube poop has some degree of respectability. This kind of shit has zero

>>41112498
I wanna go on a drunk bender with her. Maybe she will be my new waifu. Yea im changing my flag. New waifu claimed

>>41112466
someone copypaste this in the comments lol

>>41112521
Wheres your flag then huh buddy? You can call me Mr. Steal Your Bitch aaaaaaaaahahahaha!!!

>>41112521
>>41112523
You two should have a drink duel.

>>41112528
No need, she already chose me! Hahahahaa

>Lolo

Hey, isn't this the Lily Orchard defender (SJW who wrote MLP child porn and raped her sister) who also hates Bruce Timm for drawing attractive women?


You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel


Convention horror stories

I've yet to visit any cons yet I would like to hear your personal less than favorable stories.

>>41112161
>>41112230
What made you guys do this?


>mmghh, Rarity, this feels so bucking bombastic!
>Yes, kiss, kiss me like this... May I touch your pee hole? What about the poop hole?
>Caramba! Your pony butt is so smooth and round!
>oooohohhohooa, kawabunga!
>My pecker is super stiff right now, if you know what I mean... Hehe!
>I sure hope my piss won't get deep into you or a baby might come out!

>>41112245
Now why do I find this fucking funny?

>>41112245
This but commissioned to an actual pr0n artist


>>41112382
Was there a story to this?
I'm trying to remember...

>>41112396
yea
https://ponepaste.org/8267
don’t know if it’s finished or supposed to have a cliffhangery ending

>>41112382
Anon's being a bit of a bitch here.

He should be happy she has a flourishing career as long as she's not slutting it up

Plus fame is fleeting, she'll be old news eventually once the hottest new thing comes along, probably Sweetie Belle when she's older, so as long as she hasn't blown all her money by then, the two of them will be able to spend a lot more time together as her career slows, and you'll have enough bits to spend the rest of your years in comfort.

Be patient, Fag!Anon, not everything is about you.

>>41112403
Man I hoped it'd be finished. Not enough Sapphire content anywhere.


>makes hasdrones and millennials fly into fits of autistic rage with her mere presence

>>41112354
>only took two posts for it to start

>>41112406
next time we will start in the OP


I wish to make a new thread to say how much I adore Rainbow Dash. She is truly the best pony and whenever I see her I always become happier. I'll have a grey day and then bam, I see that smiling blue face with a rainbow mane and I'm feeling all better. No other pony can cheer me up like Dash. I just wish people would stop drawing her as a marelet in fanart.

>>41112501
Why would you post something like this anon?

>>41112507
Fuck rainbow dash. Fucking Bitch

i want to give dashie my nonny cummies :)

>>41112501
i get it....
i finally get it....
how could they have done this.....

>>41112457
>I just wish people would stop drawing her as a marelet in fanart.

>>41112516
why cant rainbow's fans talk like normal?

>>41112457
I hate this retarded dyke. But I also love her.

>>41112624
I unironically agree with the guy who didnt care about the holocaust until he saw that pic

>>41112457
I would like to arrive inside Rainbow Dash.

>>41112513
I belive that dashfags and trixiefags are opposites


Where is Rainbowshine going with such determination?

>>41112585
To her job at the weather factory!

>>41112546
yes, and I love that it's gatekept by the laws of physics itself

>>41112610
Any halfway educated unicorn can go there.


>>41112574
As if you wouldn't stick your dick into her of she wasn't

>>41112574
Only in the service of raping (You). Whenever anyone else is looking, she's just a dumb animal, and Fluttershy would simply say she's in heat, Anon. Just bap her snoot and give her a firm NO.

strongest horsefucker vs weakest marelover.png

she's like what a Gorilla is to a human. not as smart but not entirely stupid either

>>41112574
The pony eyes would suggest as much, but maybe she's analogous to a chimp. Cows are weird too, since they're shown early in the show to be sapient and talk (basically for a one-off gag), but are still apparently treated like cattle. I think they spoke very little if at all after the first season because it didn't make a lot of sense.

>>41112626
Ponies just have no qualms with treating lesser races as such.

>>41112574
Many ungulates are seen talking, but the show treats certain ones as if they aren't on the same level as ponies. So yes, she is sapient, the ponies are just racist.

>>41112637
More like she's just committing fraud.


Equineterritorial thread

They can't stop all of us! We just wanna see the alien ponies.


>What was that Anon?
>I can't hear you for some reason.

>>41112661
SWEETIE YOU'RE STANDING ON THE TRAIN TRACKS OH MY GOD GET OFF

sweetie belle deserves the softest, kindest hugs.

>>41112661
>currently being smothered by filly ass

>>41112755
>smothered
no filly has an ass that fat

I put saline drops in your ear, thats why.


>>41112737
Hi, hungry! I'm horny, nice to meet ya!

>>41112789
>Brain zaps you into retardation.

>>41112737
Hold on, let me look in the fridge and see if I have any fucks left to give.

>>41112800
Anon is now fit for slaughter and consumption

>>41112737
You're always hungry you purple fatso

>>41112737
I know you're hungry, but why do you want to eat my ass?

>>41112737
Twilight you are eating us out of house and home!

>>41112737
>"My hungry squishum." ^~^
>*makes her a hay burger*

>>41112737
I hope you like cheeseburger.

Never do anything out of hunger, Twilight. Not even eating.

>>41112800
That's my fetish
>>41112841
This isn't tho

>>41113366
Ahh, the epicurean delights of my people.
>and I'm proud to be an American
>where at least I know I'm freeee

>>41112737
All I have in the apartment right now is a can of peas and some pistachios. I'll mash you up some peas and add some salt and pepper and maybe some light oil. Then I'll mix the pistachios with honey for your dessert. You deserve it.
Not ordering doordash again though. I'm not made of money.

>>41112841
I seeiously cannot take this kind of images seriously without getting reminded of picture related.

>>41114448
God damn you! You ruined it! Now I can't see images like that without that terrible mental image either!

>>41114530
>MMMMMSSSSCCCCCCHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLUU<wbr>UUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP
>"Oh Anon-kun, come here and feed Momma Twilight~"

>>41113870
>here twiggy, you can haz hayburger

>>41114291
Those fries look dry, bland, and not crisp.

>>41115790
DON'T YOU EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT IN-N-OUT, CHUD.

>>41115410
where does the hayburger thing come from? that one twilight time episode?

>>41115841
YOU ARE WRONG LEONIDAS
YOU ARE WROOOOOONG

Twilight “Midnight Snack” Sparkle
Twilight “Horngry” Sparkle
Twilight “Burger Princess” Sparkle
Twilight “Starry Bite” Sparkle
Twilight “My Little Phentermine” Sparkle
Twilight “Fried Shrimp is Magic” Sparkle
Twilight “Alicorn on the Cob” Sparkle
Twilight “Dear Princess Cholesterol” Sparkle
Twilight “Element of Picnic” Sparkle
Twilight “Sugarcube Coroner” Sparkle
Twilight “Plump Plum” Sparkle
Twilight “Wish Upon a Carb” Sparkle
Twilight “Cellulight” Sparkle
Twilight “Fuschia Fatass” Sparkle
Twilight “Twi Fructose” Sparkle
Twilight “Stampede” Sparkle
Twilight “I Already Had Wings” Sparkle
Twilight “Canternot” Sparkle
Twilight “My Not-So-Little Pony” Sparkle
Twilight “Parasprite Appetite” Sparkle
Twilight “Running of the Lards” Sparkle

>>41112841
>>41114448
well men? you know what to do

>>41115880
>Twilight “Wish Upon a Carb” Sparkle
top zoz you got me anon


Would you wear a condom when fucking ponies?

>>41112766
who would fuck anonfilly that’s a straight up dude

>>41112766
Definitely not.
Ponies are for big family

>>41112770
Same reason why I'd fuck Tanya von Degurechaff.

>>41112770
That's what's so hot about her

>>41112766
What difference does that make, humans can't get ponies pregnant retard. they're completely different biologically

>>41112848
isn’t that the initial problem?

>>41112771
Interesting. I wish I knew jack shit about cooking.

>>41112766
No reason. Not like you can get them pregnant or catch any diseases from them.
>>41112770
You can be way rougher with it without feeling bad.

>>41112830
>>41112897
>humans can't get ponies pregnant
Not with that attitude.

>>41112766
No. It's already gonna be an uphill battle trying to make babies with a different species.

>>41113238
idk man, wasn't too hard for me
>pic related: My beautiful bugwife and her bountiful belly bulging with baby bugs

1706150883998606 pregalis novagina smile calm resized.png

>>41113283
>Literally raising another stallion's spawn
cuck

>>41113352
She already had an army before you, cuck

>>41112890
You don't even need to learn to cook, just eat some artisanal cheese with local bread instead of industrial food.

>>41112766
No. I want that mare juice all over my dick.

>>41112766
condoms don't exist in Equestria

>>41112766
Fluttershy wouldn't like to fuck with a condom, and so wouldn't I.

>>41112766
Depends. I'd use the same standard I'd use for women.

>>41114197
What are your standards for women?

>>41112766
>Can get mare pregnant
No.
>Can't get mare pregnant
No.

Simple as.

>>41112766
>Implying they'd allow you to wear one in the first place
>Implying they wouldn't just fuck you until you ran out
>Implying they wouldn't just sabotage them

>>41114413
I wear one if there's a chance of catching a disease and we aren't trying for a kid.
So I'd skip it for a pony-wife, but wrap up for a hookup in Manehatten.


>I love the smell of mare butt in the morning. Smells like..victory.

>>4111291
>ywn wake up to your mare wife who was tossing in and turning in bed and find her rump carefully nestled aside your face


how many of you had your mind permanently altered by clop? mares were my sexual awakening. now I can only get off to ponies.

>>41112950
I was corrupted by pokemon way before being exposed to Ponies so I wasn't effected that much. I just went from actively disliking anything horse related to liking MLP ponies.

>>41112950
I welcome it. Always feared the possibility of sex enslaving me to die inside and blend in with normies for the rest of my life

>>41112950
not me, but I cant get off to photos anymore

>>41113008
The human female form is repulsive.

>>41113055
MLP ponies are perfect in every way.

> delightfully smooth and plump in all the right places
> terminal bedroom eyes
> optimized for pleasure, impossible to impregnate
> would make cute “squee” noises when plapped
> easy access

>>41112950
I still get aroused by non-ponies (unfortunately?), but clop was my first foray into porn and I haven't used anything else so it's probably had quite the effect on my brain.

>>41112991
Funny ain't it, Pokemon isn't cracked down by GR15 when the fans were doing the same shit for a decade longer

>>41112950
Ponies are just better and sexier.
What else?

>>41113082
>impossible to impregnate
That's a downside, retard

>>41113308
why would I want rarity whining to me about paying foal support while I’m busy fucking other mares?

>>41113310
It's not a commercial pinup, she took the photo just for you.

>>41113494
I appreciate Twilight's sexiness.

>>41112950
ponies were not my sexual awakening, I used to be into normie porn, then I fell deep into the pony ponut rabbit hole, I've been slowly clawing my way out but I still can't get off to real women anymore

I didn't start feeling sexually attracted to the mares in the show until the middle of S2. Before I thought butt shots and stuff were just for jokes and silly. It didn't help most of the porn was very...odd. Sort of like whats pictured there but then the ponies had human pussies or slits sometimes.

>>41113308
based impregnation enjoyer
the most factory reset fetish and actually meaningfull, whitout impregnation there will no longer be ponies
Oh wait, humans are becoming extinct due to not breeding and just having sex? who would have guess!

>>41113597
>clawing my way out
Why would you want to? Ponies are so much better than 3DPD.

>>41113597
and what you categorize as normie porn? lol

>>41112950
i got into it way earlier than i should have via the pipeline of:
>memes
>to webcomics
>to clop webcomics
>to clop
warped ever since

>>41112950
>mfw my first interaction with the series wasn't an episode, but "Friendship is..." by Miu
I was doomed from the start

>>41113934
Mine was comic of Spike fucking Zecora

>>41112950 Pretty much the first thing I ever looked up on the internet as a kid was info about my favorite move, which was about dragons and I found a scaly smutfic - really well written, ending with a detailed, fetishy sex scene. This was before I saw any normal erotic stuff, so that primed me for being attracted to the nonhuman. But the truth? I found dragons hot before I found that story, it just was a carthartic experience to realize that out there are people thinking exactly the same way you do, while noone you know could ever understand what you see in those creatures. The same now for pony.

>>41112950
Me. Although i coomed to 3dpd lots before ever seeing clop. Mare it's just that superior.

>>41113597
>get off to real women anymore
Why would you want to?

>>41114978
We get it, you're totally not butthurt over being a virgin.

>>41114997
lmao epic brah, you OWNED that incel nerd.

>>41115036
I know bro, these pathetic incels are so mad lmao. Can you believe there are actual fucking virgins on /mlp/??


>>41113075
she should have married cozy glow

>>41113085
huh never heard of that ship before.

>>41113075
she should've married twilight

>>41113075
she should've married sweetie belle

>>41113075
she should've married <s>her VA</s>

>>41113075
>instead of rd
There is no canon AppleDash in Ba Sing Se.

>>41113449
1: anime website
2: not an anime

>>41113478
But she did and AJ got super depresed after that

>>41113459
>Knows enough about the show to get angry about specific references
I see the spirit of Barneyfag still lives on.


It's high time I learned the truth /mlp/. Did Twilight really never wear lipstick? Equestria girls (including Sci-Twi) and pony life count, but not the comics nor commercials.

>>41113102
doubt she wore any in the comics or commercials but yeah only makeup.

>>41113102
She put lipstick on her ponut

>>41113171
Rarity: I done told you, darling. That's NOT how you put on lipstick.


What happend to MisterDavey<br>Is he alive?

davie disappeared after 2014. it’s been alleged that he lost motivation for creating MLP works after receiving a C&D from hasbro.

there was an instance of someone pretending to be him recently. he was quickly discovered to be a teenager attempting to piggyback off of his success. it’s unknown where davie is now.


>Mirror portal to EQG universe has weird rules
>Apparently any kind of injury or disability is carried over and an equivalency to your new bipedal form
>Be Tempest Shadow
>You find the EGQ portal and decide to cause havoc in their world
>After stepping through the portal you emerge on two legs like you thought
>But quickly you notice there's something very wrong with your new form
>Both of your arms end just before the elbow
>It hits you that you don't have your broken horn anymore, you have no kind of magic
>And also no hands
>You're starting to panic now you turn back to the portal but it's already closed until it's next cycle
What do?

I want to grab her hips and watch her wiggle around trying to get me off.

>>41113316
she wouldn't have no arms, just no fingers. cuz she can kind of do magic, but it's all fucked up and comes out in spurts.

>>41113316
So if the pony Scoots crossed the portal would she be on a wheelchair?

>>41113473
Yes, her legs are half the size they should be and look really weird.

>>41113316
What is this garbage? This looks awful, holy shit. Is this furry or LGBTQ?

>>41114186
Lurk more and watch the show, dumb tranny.

>>41113316
I didn't watch EQG but arm prosthesis has come a long, long way
If SciTwi can do inventions she'd probably just make her some arms
If there's no invention-genius character they'd probably do a wholesome "whole school comes together to fundraise for new arms" episode about it where one of the younger ponies helps her carry her stuff around and we all learn an important lesson about helping each other

>>41113473
and then they do a cute episode about how she has her regular chair and then a special sports wheelchair or something
https://youtu.be/uFl_Dr_YZ8I

>>41114238
They really haul ass in these chair races
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV5<wbr>kYZ4vrs4

Ok done cripleposting I just think adaptive technology is cool!

>>41114233
>If SciTwi can do inventions she'd probably just make her some arms
did you forget about the part where storm bitch is coming to start trouble? I doubt sci-twi would be as understanding as Twilight, Princess of Friendship. She would probably defeat her and have her fuck off desu senpai.


>>41113408
i would do this with my ex, he hated it

>>41113418
He must be gay.

There is no way a man with red blood would unironically be annoyed with his partner sniffing some.

>>41113423
he'd come into my office and i'd be sitting down so i'd be at eye level with it so of course i'd have a little sniff. <s>ok id really get my nose in there</s>
i think he just hated being loved or something, a lot of people are weird like that these days

>>41113423
it depends really I can definitely see that being annoying after awhile.

>>41113427
Like i said SOME of course if your partner is basically glued to your crotch you would be annoyed but some sniffing is fine i think

>>41113426
>also
Was there a big size difference between you two?

That is only way i can see you being eye leven with his junk even if sit down

>>41113433
Well it was a shit thread, why are you surprised?

>>41113433
>>41113439
it's a mare talking about how much she loves to sniff, you gay too?

>>41113438
Ok now THAT makes sense.

Jesus christ.

>>41113444
>digits
I cant believe this thread got applejack'ed

>>41113443
it was a fun relationship aside from him hating to be loved. he'd put his chin down on top of my head when we hugged. mega comfy. good sniffs. I still remember his scent and miss it some times. I met a guy who smelled like him recently <s>and had to mentally restrain myself to keep from sniffing him down.</s>
I am a mare IRL if this helps

>>41113448
>im a mate irl
Lies. No man can resist a mare, there is nothing more precious than...

Nah but in all seriousness, i hope ya find someone right for you and that lasts. Must be noted you should not base partner selection merely on previous oddors..

In any case lucky anon that was.

>imagine having a gf/marefriend that love you enough to be comfy AND hapoy by just sniffing you.
 Must be nice

>>41113457
I take it as proof that pheromones are real, why else would a man stink so uniquely good? I don't even know if other people smell it. I'm a bit of a super-smeller in general (no perfumes or fragrance soaps etc).
He didn't appreciate me so that's why he's an ex but man I miss those sniffs. This new guy is also not interested so I don't get to sniff him either. Sad! A good sniff is a non-negotiable requirement for a partner, not joking.
Someday I will find my prince.

>>41113465
Luck on that sis, thought do try not to do a rarity and not realizing it may be closer than you think lmao.
>also
Yeah pheromones are real af. Believe me. Also, for some reason i have very good sniffing ability i think since i too could always recognize a scent of a woman but for some reason i cant smell nothing "unique" in men probably because i am one too.

this thread got kinda weird, even for here<br>I just wanted a horny pony thread

>>41114085
>>41114128
no one says you can't still post
is it really a crime to talk about being a mare and sniffing your mate?
sorry anons

>”oh you like that huh?”
>I put my hands on my hips
>”piss and cum comes from there”

>>41113408
Take a shower, if I am being snoofed then clearly I must smell.