>Pinkie Pie has all the ponies in Ponyville rallied together to make ape and monkey related jokes about you

What do you do without indicating that you’re mad?

>>41087553
>What do you do without indicating that you’re mad?
Feel absolutely indifferent because comparing a human to a monkey is like comparing apples to pears

>>41087553
>He has no style, he has no grace
>This ape has a funny face

>>41087553
>pic
Is it wrong that hearing that instantly made me think about the monkey bomb from Nazi Zombies?
Mister Monkey does say some interesting things I imagine ponka saying if she were in his shoes.

>>41087553
I point out das waycist, and Pinkie has a whole episode about not being prejudiced toward monke. Then sexo, as is tradition.

PINKIE FOR THE LAST TIME<br>I AM NOT A NIGGER

>DANCE, PINKIE! IN YOUR LITTLE SPANGLY HOOVES!
>MASH YOUR CHIMBALS!

>>41087553
I laugh along but than I make a joke about ponies and horses and than everypony stops and gasps, I would than feel a tugging on my leg and look down to see a very sad filly with tears in her eyes. "Why would say that mistew?" And than she runs off crying, as does everypony else and than I have to apologize. Afterwards they keep making monkey and ape jokes about me.

>>41087690
It's a direct reference lol how can you not get that

>>41087553
>she's starting with racist jokes
>different races of humans and gorilla
>“Why do monkeys have so manny different names ? can you see the difference ?”
>the audience is laughing
>she looks at the image of primate kinds
>“i don't see any !”

>she goes on with human anatomy
>“why don't those have a tail”
>somepony : “mokeeys do have a tail!”
>she's asking the audience “so why is it gone in the others”
>I'm shouting “it's evolution”
>everypony explodes in laughter, Pinkie included
>“Evolution”
>she's roleplaying as a human professor, Dr Keutzfeld Jackoberg
>“idz evolushon, we looze memberz”
>another slide comparing genitlia
>oh god
>audience is cryimg out of laughter
>I'm like “Noo this is low”
>“Let's get serious, Monkeys also have genitalia. Yes here's a colt, for scale”
>Rumble's laughing
>She's arguing “unicorns have the luxury to compensate, BUT, oh come on, MAN. MAN, the black one is the biggest, Brock Obogo. The small one is Takato Mitsubishi. I think my clitoris is bigger. Mares, be advised, dare I mention the black ones are supposed to be like zebras or...”
>there is a zebra in the audience “No come on”
>Pinkie:“Yeah that was mean, there's no difference, both have: A Playstation!”
>the whole crowd is laughing
>“Equality!”
>Twilight is nodding like she's approving
>the whole crowd is babbling about humans being kids playing vidya
>“and guess what they pay taxes!”

>>41088038
>next slide
>Pinkie's looking serious
>Now for the human architecture.
>images of the world trade center
>Everypony's laughing
>“The rest of the country is literally, A DESERT!”
>the audience is laughing as she shows the next slide
>“so the desert people are hitting them!” images of WTC, 9/11, accompanied with mockery
>“Yeah there's no winged humans, public transports are bad as you can see, they're not flying well”
>RD in the background: “Evolution!”
>she goes on about natural selection anf ask how monkeys managed to exist so far, goes on about architecture of the middle east.
>Gaza
>Rubbles
>“This is what makes humans cry”
>gaza after bombings
>Ponies laughs at the most violent, gore images
>she goes on with the worst of goregrish, transgenders, holocaust victims
>“How did they get to eight trillions despite playstations, nukes and small dicks is a mystery.”
>“wait they haven't used any nuke for the past century.”
>silence
>“WHY. Just wipe the whole mess once and for all, make it clean, you have the technology come on!”
>next slide is about the humanity's nuclear arsenal
>she suggests a depopulation
>“Go ahead, natural selection! yeah Monkeys aren't so bright. If you see a mokey, be very patient, it may not be quite smart but useful. Magic can't fix everything!”

>>41087553
>"What's wrong Anon, we're just MONKEYING around! Heheha!"
>Pinkie cartwheels around you with the biggest shit eating grin you've seen to date, all the while clad in a monkey suit.
>"Pfft haha yeah Anon, we're just joshing, don't go bananas or something." Dash quips in, covering her mouth with her hoof.
>Anger builds inside of you, but the wheels in your brain begin to turn maliciously fast, and already a plan is hatched.
>"Phone call for mister human!" Twilight hums while levitating a fucking banana next to your head.
>"Who-rang-a-tan!" she finishes, before breaking down into a sobbing laughing mess on the ground.
>"Hey what do you call a green monkey." Pinkie asks Fluttershy.
>"I-I dunno girls, maybe you're-"
>"A grrr-ape!" she says, gaining a chuckle from Applejack.
>"Hey, hey, why does Anon tell so many bad stories?" Rainbow starts.
>"Why?" Applejack raises an eyebrow, trying not to smile.
>"Because he doesn't have a tale!"
>They both break into gigglesnort fits, Dash having to wrap her hoof around her friends neck to support herself while she guffaws openly.
>"Oooh I have one! Ahem. What do you need to get into the locked banana warehouse. A mon-key!" Rarity spits out while having her own conniption fit of uproarious laughter.
>You just nod and smile as the jokes keep rolling in, one after another, brick by brick they are constructing the slaughterhouse of their own damnable design.
>Barring Fluttershy, each of the sextet bringing their own lame joke to bat.
>For nearly an hour, they subject you to the worst of their 'humor', and you stand clad in only a bath towel the entire time, as your shower time was interrupted for this nonsense.
>Eventually you settle on just going back inside, but you can hear them out there, still openly making crude jokes at your racial expense.
>You don't even return to your shower, you just sit in your kitchen, further developing a plot most devilish indeed.

>>41087975
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic making a Call of Duty Zombies reference? Possible, but unlikely. Cymbal monkeys aren't a Treyarch copyright.

contrary to common belief twilight sparkle is olympia gang

>>41088147
I can't believe Fluttershy didn't tell a joke, what a stick in the mud
<s>or is she just too nice to make one</s>

>>41088179
twilight sparkle isn't a drooling retard tho.

>>41088147
>>41088067
I wouldnt even be mad I would probably smile on the inside.

>“Okay, I got more, these are true, how do monkeys prevent wars ?”
>we use diplomac-
>“They pay United Nations !”
>it's not really.. how it works. but ok roast me.
>“How do humans makes decisions ?”
>...
>“they vote ! And the brightest one ignores and decides !”
>“when a human is in a hurry, would he trot or gallop ? No, I'm taking the car ! ..why, you also have four legs, put the front ones on the ground, like this, hey anon, come on you can do it !”
>you silly pony, I'm bipedal.
>everyone's laughing and shouting “Anon ! Anon ! Woo ! show her !”
>they expect me to trot
>spike's here like “i bet you're faster than her !”
>the room is large and pinkie's like challenging me, side by side, as they're all like “on your mark, set, go”.
>she did ran through in a mere two and half seconds making ponies laugh.
>AJ: “Anon you don't have to stand all the time !”
>Spike: “just use your front legs to catch terrain, pull it. And push with your hindlegs !”
>AJ: “Are ya kiddin me Anon”
>no. that's not how we work
>spike: “come on besides species we're the same”
>Pinkie: “anon you're okay ?”
>proceed to get in position and prepare to gallop
>it was a failure
>roll in front, trying hard, hurt my hands
>everypopny's dying of laughter
>monkey ! monkey ! ooga wooga !
>spike's laughing even harder he's crying
>shout at them to stop mocking me
>yell at them as being horrible
>scream in rage how dumb ponies are
>they love it
>that makes them laugh even more

probably just laugh or if I am actually getting annoyed leave the room, peacefully and go for a long walk.

though it might be funny to point out I am dating a princess of their kind and how they have not progressed at all. Or point out that every week the nation needs to be saved by the name six ponies otherwise everything will collapse, like come on how did you all survive before these six.

>>41087553
>Pinkie, I know you don't know this, but in my world, comparing people who look like me to monkeys is considered very offensive.

I would say
>rape

but that's what she wants anyway, so I dunno

>>41088594
These aren't funny, and not just because I'm a human. There's just no humor whatsoever and even if we were ponies it wouldn't be funny. You're just listing differences between humans and ponies, it's not clever or witty. You have no grasp of humour.

>>41087553
Present no reaction to their presence and continue eating my lettuce.

>>41089943
>anon says as everypony laughs even harder

one day pinkie pie is going to make a disturbing looking human flesh suit costume that all the ponies think is hysterical but to you looks like a fucked up skinwalker

>>41087581
God damn Pinky why do you have to do Lanky so fucking dirty like that?

>>41087553
I get in on the joke and start flinging my shit everywhere, making sure to get some of it in their mouths, I then bodly announce that I have aids and that the pool is closed.

Start telling pony jokes back, share the laughter. Befriend Pinkie. Human x pony.
Then it eventually leads to
>rape

I mean, it just writes itself

>>41088147
Well, what's the plan? Rape and maul everypony like violent ape you are?

>>41088147
Damn it they roasted the shit out of me, if that happened I'm killing myself with immediate effect

>>41087553
Calmly walk up and punt her pink ass for yardage.

>>41087553
I'd laugh at the funny jokes, because I can take a joke.

>>41088147
>Time passes, and many a heckle are had at your unfortunately ape like appearance, all of which you have almost no response to besides a quick smirk or grin, and a nod.
>You've got something in store, and soon you'll show them all.
>There are a solid few whacks at your door, and with haste you shoot over opening it with ease.
>A yellow pony with a pink mane stands before you, precariously rubbing one of her fore-hooves with the other.
>"H-Hello Anon."
>You let loose a sigh, as she wasn't what you were expecting.
"Hello Fluttershy."
>"I was j-just in the neighborhood and...uhm..."
>In the neighborhood huh?
>Her home is about a thirty minute SPRINT from yours.
"Came to make fun of the big dumb ape some more huh?"
>"W-What? No! I'd never..."
"It's fine if you want to laugh, Fluttershy. I'm used to it now."
>"I didn't come to laugh...I just wanted to check on you Anon. You've been very quiet this past week, and it's not like you at all. I'm worried about you."
>She leans closer as you begin to shut the door, using a fore-hoof to stop it just shy of shutting.
>You sigh again while she gently pushes the door open a creak more so you can see her talking.
>"I-I know what it's like to be bullied Anon...b-but my friends don't mean it, I promise it's just them poking a little fun."
"It's a joke when everybody is laughing Shy."
>She remains quiet for a long while before looking you over through the slimming crack in the door as you begin to shut it closed again.
>"They mean no harm!" she shouts as you finally close the door, shutting off the only beam of sunlight shooting into your dim kitchen and living area.
>You can't help but smile, because after that, there's only one thing left for you to do.
>A carefully sealed box lies on your table, and you rub your hands together menacingly as you approach.
>You rip and tear the box to shreds, clutching it's contents with a grip so tight a pornstar would be jealous.

>>41093945
and then I fugg her with my big human cock right

>>41093945
>Anonymous the human is a very misunderstood creature.
>All the ponies in town have been so mean to him lately, calling him ape, gorilla, monkey, and all sorts of names because he looks an off amount like a monkey with less hair.
>He just smiles every time any pony does it too, he never says anything about not liking it, even though you can just see the pain in his eyes.
>It's very unlike ponies here to be so cruel, and yet because he is different, they're still making fun of him.
>Maybe they're trying to in a weird way be his friend by doing that thing Dash does when stallions don't wanna talk to her.
>What did she call it again...?
>Reverse psychology?
>You never paid the idea any credance, being mean to anypony is just not in your nature.
>They could be just as misunderstood as you are!
>All this thinking has made time pass and you arrive at your cottage, still wistfully picturing the sight of Anon, circled by your friends, with the saddest gaze you could have ever imagined.
>All your critter friends are happy to greet you at the door, and you are just as happy to greet them.
>There still remains a heavy burden on your heart, and you can't get the thought of him out of your mind no matter what you try.
>Playing with your ferrets, singing with your mocking birds, even wrestling with Harry the bear yields no result.
>Something just FEELS entirely wrong about all of this.
>Almost like-
>"FLUTTERSHY!" a shrill scream shakes you out of your daydream with a thunderous crashing of your front door.
"AHHHHHH!"
>Your scream has made all your furry friends scurry to and fro, leaving the room mostly empty, aside from missus platypus.
>"Heh...sorry Fluttershy. I forgot how jumpy you can get sometimes."
>Your body still trembling with fear you rise to your hooves again, steadying yourself with your wings open.
"I-It's fine Dash."
>"Also sorry about just kinda barging in like that, but you have GOT to come see what Anon is doing in town square! he's absolutely lost it!"

since when was the post limit not 2k jej

>>41093973
got a party to be at soon, will continue writing until i have to go but thatll be all until later folks

"WHAT?!"
>Hurriedly you gather yourself, and zoom out the front door, Dash somehow managing only to catch up after about a minute of you galloping dwon the trodden cobble path.
>"Fluttershy!? I've never seen you move this fast before!"
>You pay her no mind, and just keep moving.
>Step after step your body screams for you to stop, but you just keep pushing.
>Maybe you should lay off the extra poundcake during tea time...
>Through ragged breath and flying mane, you trudge through the pain.
>Eventually you have found your way to town square, and boy there sure are a lot of ponies there.
>A group has gathered around something, and you push and shove through the crowd, much to the shoved ponies dismay collectively, earning some 'oofs' and 'heys' as you go along, gulping down air as if it's the last you'll ever partake of, and there he is.
>Anonymous.
>Wearing a..pink wig?
>"Oh CMON everypony! Isn't this FUN!"
>Your eyes dart left and right, taking in everyponies reaction to surely what could only be the worst meltdown known of in Ponyville.
>No-one is amused.
>There's many a frown and look of fear even, and in the center of the group is Pinkie Pie.
>"And don't you like how FUNNY my jokes are Pinkie!?"
>She's visibly tearing up and doing her best to hold back some small sobs.
>"N-No-*hic*Nonny...I was just-"
>Anon smiles the biggest you've seen him ever smile, and squats down low to stare Pinkie in the eyes.
>"Just having a laugh at your ol' bud Anon? Yeah. No more. Never again Pinkie."
>She takes in his words and recoils as if shot by an arrow.
>"I-*hic*I'm suh-*hic*suaorry." She manages to spit out while he pulls out a double decker chocolate velvet cake from seemingly nowhere.
>He then proceeds to chomp down on it cartoonishly, almost exactly like Pinkie would do.
>"Boy! I sure do LOVE eating SOOO many sweets and letting my RUMP GET FAT AND LOOSE!"
>"S-Stop! Please! I said I'm-"
>He then pulls out a collection of instruments, an entire ensemble consisting of a guitar, harmonica, and drum, which he begins playing horribly.
>"I LOVE making loud obnoxious noises in the middle of the streets of Ponyville! I just know EVERYBODY is just DYING to hear me play!" he stops playing briefly, before resuming his one man band antics.

>>41094561
i lied im home from the party actually.

>Pinkie erupts into tears and can't seemingly control herself anymore, her hair losing it's bouncy and springy consistency, leaving it flat and straight.
>"Now hold on a gosh darn' minute-"
>Anon stops playing immediately after hearing Applejack yell his way, and pulls a hat from yet again, seemingly thin air, and he does away with the pink wig and dons said hat.
>"Woooah there pardnur. Yew tawkin' tuh mea?" he speaks with the thickest worst impression of Applejack or any of the apples you've ever heard.
>"What in the-"
>"WHEW pardnurs. It sure iz HAWT out hear." he says fanning himself with the hat, and taking a lasso out of nowhere.
>"Im fixin tuh go on an git back to da farm now to FUCK my BIIIIG brother Macintosh. This heat's realla gettin to my FAT HORSE PUSSAE!"
>Applejack's jaw drops and her eyes turn to pinpricks.
>"Phhhewwwww. I shore hope Braeburn is at tha barn tew. That SHORE would make fer a prime roll in tha hay!"
>"I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT! Y'HEAR!"
>"Aw shucks cuzins. I think I gotta get back tew tha farm tew buck some appultreas. Granny'll tan mah hide if'n I don't scurry on back na!"
>Applejack is BRIMMING with absolute fury, you can see it in her eyes.
>"Anonymous! Please! We were just trying to make you laugh! It was all jokes! Please!" a familiar purple pony chimes in.
>Anon has a big laugh to himself, and puts on another 'outfit'.
>This time a wig with a stylistic stripe down it's center, the same as Twilight's, with a faux pair of wings, and a crudely made horn of aluminum.
>"Erm actually Twilight! According to this study I read about recently, friendship doesn't revolve around making fun of your FRIENDS!"
>She recoils at his sudden change of appearance, and starts to avert his icy gaze.
>"I... just..."
>"Dear Princess Celestia. It's boring in this castle all alone. All I have is Spike here to pet my royal purple pony pussy, I can't control myself when I'm around him. I'm so alone!"
>She's obviously hurt by his words and tears begin to well up in her eyes as well.
>"Don't you think you're taking this a bit too far darling? We didn't mean to upset you."

captcha was wajtr, its time for a quick sip.

>>41094577
>Anon is now wearing a purple wig, with the same crudely made 'horn'.
>"Darlings. It's simply just a shame how drab this weather is today. Perhaps I should make a break for the little mares room. Preferably the one with the glory hole cut into the stall door. All for their groaning pleasure. I am the element of generosity after all."
>Rarity gasps audibly, pressing a hoof against her chest.
>"Oh Applejack darling? Do you think this perfume I just got for four thousand bits makes me smell more like a proper whore?"
>Anon reaches down for the hat he threw off, quickly swapping out his outfit.
>"Shore dew shugarcyoob. Now all y'need is tuh eat less an' you'll really look th'part of a battered house-mare!"
>Rarity starts tearing up and Applejack has begun looking away, her own eyes starting to leak tears here and there from frustration.
>Anon looks around the crowd, and starts doing a strange dance, and eventually he locks eyes with Rainbow, giving her an evil grin.
>"Oh. Dash, you'll love this one!"
>"Oh no..."
>She winces visibly while he outfit swaps, once again rocking those wings crafted from cardboard and pigeon feathers.
>"Aren't we...bros Anon?"
>"Heck no! A bro would NEVER laugh at another bro! And I'd know that! I'm the element of LOYALTY AFTER ALL."
>She stares down at the ground in sadness, finally deciding to stop flapping her wings and landing on the ground softly.
>Your breath still is hitching here and there and things are still kind of woozy for you, but you can definitely tell this is real.
>"Know what's real great about being a Wonderbolt? I don't have to wash my suit! I can pay somepony to do it for me!"
>Dash starts getting red in the cheeks.
>"Anon..."
>He doubles down and starts rocking his shoulders back and forth, trying to imitate her flapping her wings.
>"I once went an entire MONTH without a shower! Boy I sure was stinky!"
>Dash gets even redder in the cheeks, but this time raising her voice at him.
>"ANON! I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!"
>"I sure do LOVE to be loyal to my friends and never share their secrets like Anon just did!"
>Dash tries and fails to bite back the tears now running freely down her face.
>"Alright! I get it! I'm sorry..."

>>41093973
got upped to 3k last year
>>41094610
Anon is a good actor, and he went to a lot of trouble for all of this. If only they could all learn to laugh with each other.
Also, this is all Fucking Fluttershy's fault. If she had just said something to her friends about Anon earlier, then none of this would have happened. I hope everyone turns on her and <s>tells jokes about how nice and cool she is</s>

>Why yes, I am a monkey and I have a great admiration for my fellow simians, so thank you for acknowledging me as one of them.

>I hate every horse I see, from Cheerilee to Rarity. No you’ll never make a monkey out of me!

>>41087553
Simply kill her to establish dominance.

>>41095893
>Oh my gosh! I was wrong! I was gay all along!

>>41096741
It must be Pinkie Pie posting.

>>41094610
good morning krusty crew.

>Anon seemingly content with himself begins to remove all the phony pony parts, before he locks eyes with you.
>He tries pretending as if you two didn't just lock eyes for at least a minute, while the sobs of your friends are playing as some sort of deranged background music.
>"Hey uh-Fluttershy."
>You can't even think of what to say, the upper limit of thought has been reached.
>"At least now nobody is laughing."
>You stay quiet for a long while and try coming up with something to say to him.
>Words just simply elude you, there is not a singular thing you could say in response to any of this.
>Mainly because you know Anon was partially not to blame for the outcome.
>What do you even say about this kind of thing?
"I tried to tell you before, getting even wouldn't get you anywhere."
>"I don't consider this even, not by a long shot."
"Well, all the girls are in shambles."
>"Mhm."
"I'm sure there's a little bit of remorse in your aching heart at the very least."
>He taps a finger to his chin, stroking an invisible beard even, before taking a long inhale.
>"Not in the slightest." he says with a toothy grin, a genuine one.
>The crowd of ponies begins dispersing, albeit slowly, leaving only you, and your five friends amongst all the discarded accessories Anon has come up with.
"I suppose there is a lesson to be learned here, not for you, but for them."
>"To not make fun of the weak?"
>You yourself smile at him, and approach slowly.
"No." you say, wrapping a hoof around his leg.
>With all the weight in your body you wrestle him to the ground and restrain both of his arms.
"GIRLS!"
>Twi and the gang look up at you, and you give one word of affirmation.
"Rape him til he can't think straight."
I was meant to post this yesterday, was having some internet problems. terribly sorry, ill upload this to my ponepaste, this was my first story in literal years, i had fun.
maybe there'll be more later, maybe not i dunno this was supposed to be quick and dirty and just for fun.

>>41097571
welp, time to murder them all for raping me.

>>41097571
>rape out of nowhere
What?! No fucking way. You can't just leave it there, you glorious bastard. I literally did a spit take. What the fuck, this has to continue, just for a little bit.

Take responsibility, and write some fucking sweet rape.
<s>I don't know, I honestly laughed out loud at that last line; I love it, but it just makes everything end kind of abruptly. still though, funny as fuck, I will say. well done fren</s>

>>41087569
>comparing apples to pears
The fuck did you say nigger?

I would probably cry and lock myself in my room.

>>41100389
fucking this, I really liked them

>>41100389
>>41100406
<s>fine.</s>
I did my exercise for the day so my hands are shaky, forgive any typos.
>>41097571
>Anon squirms under your firm hold, and starts hyperventilating.
>"Hey now Fluttershy. You don't seriously-"
>Pinkie approaches first, very slowly, giving him a long look over.
>"Pinkie."
>"So you think I'm fat huh?"
>"PINKIE NO!"
>She hops over you, leap frog style, landing directly on his face.
>"HOW'S THIS FOR FAT MONKEY BOY!?" she says grinding herself into his head.
>He shakes violently, trying to scream under the sheer FAT of Pinkie's butt, but he can't move more than his arms and legs while you keep him in place.
>"Unf. Yeaaaahhh right there. Oooh Anon you're good at this!"
>His screams increase in volume, only assumedly vibrating Pinkie's nethers, much to her delight.
>Applejack takes a few steps forwards now.
>"I'd be lying if I said I didn't want in."
>She bites his ankle, ripping a small piece of his...what did he and Rarity call them...Jeans? off.
>To this Rarity gasps, and dashes towards AJ.
>"Simply barbaric, let a lady show you how it's done darling." she finishes with a wink.
>Slowly she magics his fly down, unbuttoning his pants and discarding of his cloth belt.
>"You have to take care in deliberate sensual motions~" her voice quivers upon saying sensual, her tail brushing against Anon's currently exposed thighs.
>Applejack just grumbles and bites the hem of his trousers yanking them down, much to Anon's discomfort, to which he starts attempting to flail about again, only to have both AJ and Rarity sit on both of his legs.
>He's violently shaking against Pinkie's marehood, and you can hear her grunts and gasps increasing in pace.
>"Ooooh yesyesyesyesyes-"
>Without warning Applejack takes Anon into her mouth, swallowing him whole with one swoop down.
>"My word! Such enthusiasm!" she says egging AJ with gentle touches on her withers and shoulders.
>You can feel yourself getting wetter unintentionally grinding against Anon's midsection, and soon you're sure he's soaked to the skin.
>Twilight finally makes her way over, horn aglow with magic.
>"Well...he was pretty mean to us all."
>With a soft glow to his body, he starts bucking wildly in Applejacks tender oral embrace, causing her to gag loudly.

is this doing it for you Anon-sama's
I haven't donr smut in a very long time and I'm on meds so i dont know whats sexy anymore.

>>41100809
Oh fuck yeah, I always wanted a mane 6 gang bang like this

>>41100809
>is this doing it for you Anon-sama's
ye

Oh, those ponies, always raping Anon! Raping Anon is treated like Equestria's version of the Aristocrats. It just makes everything funny.

>>41087553
>Pinkie asks Anon about life on Earth
>he tells her about niggers
>shares some jokes with her
>Pinkie is too innocent to understand that they are insults
>playfully begins to tease Anon because he's a human
>this exacalates further as other mares begin to join
>ANON IS A NIGGER, OOK OOK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>41087553
I would say
> haha, good one!
a bunch


Anonymous

Which Equestria Girl do you want to desperately breed and impregnate?

>>41088011
All of them. MY LITTLE PONY: SEXQUESTRIA GIRLS

>>41088175
Is Fluttershy smart? I want our children to have as much advantage as they can get.

>>41088408
>Another mary sue
god EQG is trash

>>41088413
>Fluttershy can do highschool level calc
>guy who probably took musical theatre all four years sees that as savant behavior

>>41088423
>highschool level calc
maybe in gib-filled Sweden with free university. Otherwise this isn’t amerimutt math retard, and it looks like physics which not everyone in school fucking does

>>41088473
>americans can’t take PHYSICS in high school

what the fuck? I’m Canadian and that shit was elective. Are you telling me you retards don’t even have that available for you to take? That the earliest way you can possibly learn entry level physics in school isn’t until you’re in fucking university? Fucking hell, the day of the grill is incoming. You guys are too fat, retarded and racially impure to stand up against Canadian bvlls. Pedro and mr gonzales form the backbone of ur economy and they both hate America and will both flee home as soon as we declare war. prepare to be vasselized mutt

>>41088522
>the day of the grill
As a burgerfat this made me lol

>>41088522
>racially impure to stand up against Canadian bvlls
Are you kidding me? Your entire country is being overrun by jeets right now, lmao.

>>41088446
I'm asking in earnest. Looks like mechanical physics, but I don't recognize it.

>>41088558
This is literally A level physics, my guy. My Asian buddy learned this shit when he was in elementary school. The stereotype is real, his parents would legitimately kick the shit out of him if he didn’t do math from Khan Academy and stuff. Dude went straight to work at this tech firm right out of high school tho so it might’ve paid off

>>41088011
I don't want Flash Sentry, Timber Spruce, Weird Al or Ace Thruster's sloppy seconds. Please understand.

>>41088568
What is being calculated? I know it's A level physics. I'm not really a physics guy.

>>41088572
>he thinks that every mare in Ponyville is a virgin

Ponies fuck, and they do it all the time. If you show up to Equestria a virgin, all the mares will giggle at your inexperience

>>41088522
Physics was an AP class in my high school

>>41088576
Were were mares mentioned? That's about doug gurls

Her, hands down all the way no condom just breed and impregnate

>>41088522
Physics is high school material at 12th seniors, and it still doesn't mean she should be smug about it. it's OOC trash straight from barbiefag writers

>>41088011
>Pajeets keep spamming crayolaays on /mlp/ cause they never get any poon

>>41088576
>He wants to go to whorequestria

Rarity for sure she's got them fine looking hips.

>>41088679
>he wants to go to kinderquestria

I like Ponyville ran by ADULT mares, you sick fuck. Fillyquestria would collapse in less than a day.

>>41088686
>take normal sexy image
>crudely paste eqg head on top
i don't like it, because it's inaccurate. i accept that it is sexy, because flesh + boobs + underwear, but the fact remains that it is inaccurate and therefore bad.

>>41088638
She's being smug because she was talking to a bird during class and Trixie called her out thinking the bird was doing her math for her.

>>41088011
https://poneb.in/6EANBAsf 's Fluttershy did me in and I haven't been able to recover.

>>41088690
>If you're not a whore you're a child
Imagine being this retarded, harrowing.

>>41089953
>the mares are all of prime breeding age
>they just… don’t fuck for some reason

Enjoy your Equestria full of frigid mares, faggot.

<s> >inb4 mares wait until marriage </s>
<s> then enjoy having exactly sex exactly once a year, faggot. Once you get her pregnant you can’t have sex with her again until she gives birth or the kid will end up retarded. Horse owners actually isolate gravid mares from stallions so they can’t have sex because if they do it has a really high chance of crippling/killing the foal. So yeah, enjoy either having sex once a year, or raising a bunch of brain damaged foals. I’m gonna be out here having tons of consequence free sex with my marefriend that is NOT for the sake of reproduction, and I’m ok if with it if she’s had a coltfren in the past </s>

>>41088011
VP Luna for me, I love her so much. Would marry her first then do as OP

>>41089973
>I’m gonna be out here having tons of consequence free sex with my marefriend that is NOT for the sake of reproduction.
No you aren’t. At best you’ll be able to watch her get fucked by different colts and zebras after giving her all your money because you’re not an 8+/10

>>41088011
if you don't say shimmer you are basically retarded

>>41090476
Why would she go and get STRIPED? There’s like one canon zebra and she’s a mare. Also my marefren and I would be exclusive

>>41091777
What that zigga is ugly as hell

>>41091777
>Also my marefren and I would be exclusive
If she really likes sex, she’ll seek it out with the best she can find, which statistically is almost certainly not you. And because there’s no consequences, she has now reason to stay with you

>>41088011
I want to go five rounds with Lyra, finishing inside each time, without pulling out until we're both spent.

>>41089949
Holy FUCK Anon you can't just post pics like that unspoilered

>>41096961
If you're asking if they showed her in this outfit in official media, yes. There's another shot of Lyra, Vinyl, and Derpy where you can see even more of their butts (Lyra and Vinyl, Derpy out of frame in this shot has very defined hips). I forget what the video is officially called, everyone just calls it "Hotties on a Yachty" because of one of the lyrics. No clue how they got this past Hasbro.

>>41097500
They were feeling horny and very based that day

And for me, it's Derpy

>>41096961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgL<wbr>xH0syC5E

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS RAW, UNDILUTED, CINEMATIC KINO. TAKE YOUR DICK OUT AT THE START OF THE VIDEO

>>41097739
I wonder how Andrea Libman felt knowing she was very clearly singing the words "HOTTIES" to describe the EQG cast, who are clearly teen high school girls, especially during the summer swimsuit themed episodes/videos etc like their swimsuits or some of them such as Sunset's are 2lewd but this is the most explicit time when they spell it out you're supposed to find them hot

Anyway if i pull my cock out at the start I like to try and cum before the end

>>41097723
>that slight lyra butt
>armpits
overtly sexual but tastefully restrained

>>41097937
? Do you not know that before lube all we had was pre??

>>41097739
These summer shorts and this video is better than most porn

>>41096961
Ah yeah this >>41088595 was Vinyl's outfit.

This bitch has no purpose in her life other than to serve as the mother of my children and the recipient of my misogyny.

>>41102442
I want to run my finger and/or tongue up and down every crease.

>>41088522
You can take physics in American high schools. Also,
>canada

>>41102442
>>41105338
Pinkie's just the best, regardless of form

>>41088011
My forever love Starlight Glimmer of course


i wanna see Sci-Twi lifting her leg and peeing on some tree or lamp post

>>41088660
I wish I had a Twilight pet so, that I could play with her and give her the best life she could ever have for a year and then I would put her in a doghouse and never interact with her nor take her on walks, except for giving her food and water of course

>>41088104
That's not a pony, that's a small do

>>41088660
>>41088691
Please seek forgiveness.

>>41088710
Man, imagine if ponies were real.
I could have my own Derpy!
I could put her in my basement and chain her up.
Then if I ever got stressed at work I could unleash my pent up anger on her.

>>41088849
Maybe you should think about what you type

>>41088849
Are you retarded? She’s just gonna slide the shackle off, stupid


Which griffon do you want to desperately breed and impregnate?

>>41088236
>which griffon do you want to fuck in the same hole where she shits and pees from too
>which griffon do you want to get pecked by
>which griffon do you want to get scratched by from her talons
>you literally can't decide if you are fucking a female or a male griffon
I pass.

>>41088270
Back half has Apple family genes so there’s still a cloaca there

>>41088297
>>41088267
Applefags will have no issue with this

>>41088236
My wife, even if she became a griffon.

>>41088267
>you literally can't decide if you are fucking a female or a male griffon
feature, not a bug


Let's say you're in charge of the MLP IP now

What is your masterplan?<br>How will you get the thing back on track?

>>41088249
Personally, I say let it rest for a few years.

i dunno but i'd eventually work up to the entirety of the mane 6 becoming alicorns, rainbow dash last because i think she has the most to learn or maybe applejack because she probably doesn't give that big of a shit

>>41088249
Dedicate it to public domain.
It might get a lot of shitty fan-works but skilled writers and artists can work <s>and profit</s> on it without being concerned for copyright infringement.

>>41088249
Honestly G5 has a great start with the movie, but the writing for the show was dogshit and doomed to fail. Turns out that kids don’t like terrible, cheap, simplistic writing, either. The movie was an incredibly strong start for the new generation, and if Hasbro had just shelled out a few extra shekels to hang onto the same writers they used for the movie they could’ve easily had another G4.

Anyone who says anything about g4 being “lightning in a bottle” is retarded, all they did was hire good writers. That’s it.

>>41088249
I think mlp ran it's course. It's supposed to be a quick toy commercial by Hasbro till S3. It ran for 10 years. With a huge following. The new generation doesn't even know the golden years. It's done, mlp is done. Let the show rest and let the fandom rest.

>>41088274
The only decent option. If none of us can make something good, then let other studios have a crack at it

>>41088249
Bring back 2D animation. Bring foreward IP digital media. Vidya, collective figurines tying into vidya, webcomics, one big, one small and then use it as a front to build a massive large hadron collider. I will sponsor a massive event that claims to be a MLP celebration convention, but then unveil the experimental quantum physics device capable of creating a resonance cascade. As I stand before the podium to bewildered audiences I will simply state that soon, we will all be going to Equestria, with tears in my eyes. As they scramble to get out the door, they will soon realize to their horror that the exits have been shut, the fire exits barred. It is then I shall press a big red button and the explosion will make the Tanguska event look small. As my body is incinerated I will laugh. "I've won." I'll whisper. "I have finally won..."

First, to accrue as much capital as possible, I'll sell my soul to the digital devil and make a gacha game. Waifufags will finally have a justification to keep throwing endless amounts of cash their waifus' ways, and the life-service format will help in keeping the brand on the fans' minds at all times, instead of the one-and-off periods we tend to have due to the time between releases.
After that, we go all in by hiring a renowned anime studio and having them do a reboot of G4. This will do two things: first, it will draw attention from social media because "lol! le funny pony show now le hebin animu!!", the perfect content-bait to get retards hooked; second, it will draw in a bigger asian audience, which is crucial for the long-term survival of the brand, since nips are the biggest whales in the world while chinks are the most dedicated content creators out there.
After all that, money should be no longer a problem and the consolidation of the pony empire should be done, leaving way for it's expansion. And expand it shall. No longer will the brand have just one piece of media carrying it as it did before, instead counting with multiple works, made by different writers and for different audiences, going on simultaneously. <s>If we really want to abandon every shred of our humanity, we'll even make all of those happen in a shared universe like the MCU</s>
There will be crossovers with as many different IPs as possible in the effort of spreading Ponyism. Especially with Sonic, and if luck allows it, Pokemon, so as to appease the depraved cravings of St. Chris and have him lend us some of his divine (read: devilish) powers.
Ponies will infest culture completely and be known not only a part of an IP, but a way of life. With their teachings of compassion and friendship, the ponyists will rally together to stop wars, help their neighbors in times of strife and teach Equestrian virtues and ideals to their progeny, so they may carry on the dream that is Pony.

>>41088287
The 5 minute episode format killed G5.
You can make do with 10 minutes (look at Adventure Time), the g4 series was so fleshed simply because they had 20 min long episodes.

>>41088347
all those redesigns are sparkledogs that would simply not be economical / not work in animation due to all the retarded unnecessary details.
those are stills, not ready for animation.

>>41088355
your birth wasn't economical and it still somehow worked out

>>41088355
I'm pretty sure the leaks always inferred the G5 plans as 3D.
If you want to do 2D those designs are absolutely impossible at a budget though yes. But coloring becomes a whole lot less relevant when you are just using a model.

Though i will also say some of them just feel like idea palettes rather than a coherent designs, stuff like medieval unicorn Rarity coexisting with normal twilight is weird.

>>41088347
these are some fucking ugly redesigns

>>41088369
Oh wait i'm stupid, right twilight is dirt pony.

Regardless these feel like shit thrown at a wall half the time. A lot of conceptual stuff is detail overload with stuff being cut in and out at random.
I do think some of the less super cursed one could end up pretty decent with a few revisions.
Though that might just be them being close to the originals in the first place so eh.

>>41088249
Public shaming and blacklisting of G5 staff and their families from the industry as well as the people who hired them

>>41088390
I would extend this to anyone who watched G5 and said they enjoyed it in earnest. Then crucify anyone who greenlit this at the exec level. As they burn I shall play the lyre, reminiscing about the days of yore like Nero.

>>41088274
Honestly this. The pone must flow.

>>41088287
>lightning in a bottle
And yet here we are with no resurgence in sight. Maybe you're just denying reality.

>>41088249
I turn it into a series of novels, videogames, and a tabletop boardgame. Lauren caught lightning in a jar once I don't think she can pull it off again.
We're going to market FiM to an adult audience and do nothing to stop fan-works.

>>41088249
Do I have $HAS structure and resources at my disposal? If so:
> Call meeting say we're going to clean house
> Remove DEI/ESG blue hairs etc. -- IDW gets dropped probably, but we'll see if they grovel and promise to become BASED
> Have some nerds come up with a A/B( and C?!) market testing groups using data science to maximize PROFIT
> Test some character designs, selecting the initial ones for BEAUTY and TRUTH (no more bean mouth, spade headed abominations)
> Get some scripts that focus on ADVENTURE and working together to overcome INSURMOUNTABLE ODDS on my desk to pick through and pass to the testing groups
> Create a TOY and MEDIA skunk works (R&D) division that's goal is to push novelty out
I think that's a good start, as long as our testing groups are selected well and the data scientists aren't compromised we'll be able to get back on track organically. Oh yeah and make sure the pony design have nice butts

>>41088274
This is the real solution right here

>>41088347
>The crew is discouraged from breaking perspective involving episode development as they want the audience to know the protagonist's point of view. Although the writers could hint at future events, they prefer to focus on plot and develop Steven in real time. Levin said if the pilot tried to present Gem history in five minutes, the audience and protagonist would be equally confused
We're on the darkest timeline where Steven Universe's staff knew better than Hasbro

I pay Lauren Faust 10 million to draw canon lewds of every mare in the show. I retire the IP after that.

>>41088274
>>41088329
>>41088412
retards, nothing ever good came from public domain. AI theft went after copyrighted material for a reason

>>41088249
>let it rest
>prototype various artstyles that are just derivatives of gen FiM to find maximum appeal and ease of creation for new fandom initiates
>organize a grassroots and decentralized campaign for the new show
>riddle the early season with blatantly suggestive character moments
>reap
>>41088274
also this

>>41088249
>in charge of MLP IP
>means I don't own MLP IP
>means Hasbro will fuck up any good idea I have
Nothing I'd do matter unless I somehow acquire Hasbro, and then I'd have to do whatever the (((shareholders))) wanted, or Hasbro sells their IPs (unlikely.)

>>41088492
do you think she'd actually do it?

>>41088249
>What is your masterplan?
Crashing this franchise. WITH NO SURVIVORS.

>>41088249
Make TYT longer. Maybe change the design, but definitely improve the story.

>>41088249
Part of what made G4 so amazing was everything coming together perfectly. The writing and characters are really what set the show apart. "Colorful pony show for little girls," is actually, "extremely well written show with good values and entertaining well written characters," with very little girliness. The animation style is also unique, and it's funny because Flash is representative of the era from where it came from.

9 seasons is a lot and I'm sure the writers milked every bit of story they could out of the characters.

Having twilight teach the next generation of characters is a good idea, but it's probably better to make it based around new characters. It could even be as blatant as ponies falling into working together who happen to represent the elements of harmony, and the overall story arc is them taking the places of the main 6. Keep it 2D and animated in flash with the G4 style.

>MAKE SOME FUCKING GOOD MERCH
No more shitty trash products. Make some video games. Make one with a high skill ceiling that's hyper competitive to play so it brings in gamers. Fans wanted a fighting game and Hasbro said "no." Make a 2d fighting game and also an Overwatch clone.

Looks like in 2012 there was an attempt for the Lego group to make pony Legos but it only got 7/10k votes and was archived. Do that but actually ship the product.

Go on Amazon and search my little pony. There are TONS of Chinese crap Hasbro should be officially licensing. I wouldn't want Hasbro to compete with the community creators on Etsy though.

>G4AX2

Run stands at conventions to market to people directly which I doubt they do. Just because Hasbro wants "show for little girls," doesn't mean it has to be limited to that. It's obvious the die hard fans are not little girls. Sanrio wishes they could have the success MLP had with a male audience. It feels like Hasbro looks at like "pay people to make show, show show to little girls, sell toys," when the community is what has sticking power. They are better off advertising at conventions to weebs, which should have more sticking power.

>>41088288
MLP is a franchise. You can't end it, no more than you can end Transformers or Batman. If it's going to continue indefinitely, may as well try to make it good.

Its incredibly funny that they thought about making it a reboot, decided against it and are basically bending over for G4 anyway. I think a pretty basic one is not jettisoning the g4 characters entirely.
There is one thing that is definitely hard to keep stable even with good writing and that is recognizable characters in public consciousness, throwing them away was an awful move.
Especially as good will to the overall franchise had fallen by a decent bit by then.

Something funny is that Hasbro was licensing basically anything that comes to mind as a good expansion avenue during G4. And said companies obvious don't care enough to use the license for G5 so the merch variety falls off a cliff.
Still the obvious one is "why not have an (properly, the 3 inch swing legs aren't that)articulated line and promote making your own scenes a tad more". Though G4 did have that for a period due to said mass licensing.
MLP to me is realistically currently failing to sell toys that particularly; Hasbro sure are just sitting on it and may have throughout G4 largely as well. Which is a very Hasbro thing mind you; the toy company that wants other companies to do their toys.
Transformers is just TakaraTomy and MLP doesn't have a real TakaraTomy. The core pony toy lineup is cheap and universal so it'll never die but Hasbro aren't prodding to see if anything else exists beyond that.
Sure they'll have media try to extend the reach(including to boy audiences) and give licenses to a way wider range of age in terms of products than what they'd do, but they never capitalize off of it. They just sit on the corner and hope people will do it for them.

5 minute toy commercials are just the worst of both worlds, too much space to just be that and too little to sell in other better ways. They work as supplemental to larger pieces but thats it.
They really should have kept on the brand image people recognize and G5 was already too hazy for that. G4 was a good baseline and in a vacuum G5 does that pretty well until they decide to shove in G4 because thats where public consciousness lay.
But since they wanted a clean slate initially that resulted in a mangling of said G4 stuff. Which is probably a good way to kill more audience than you gain.

I do not think anything besides a reboot was a good choice at this stage; G4 was already too fucked to use by its end but you need what was the face of the franchise by this stage.
Hasbro also really needed to actually push themselves a bit more. The way they handle MLP there may as well not be anything beyond basic commercials, its selling nothing.

>>41089904
I'm pretty sure there is a lot of random crap Hasbro licenses in china, there's actually a lot of random Chinese merch that carries the trademark based on images i've seen.

>>41090073
Customer acquisition isn't just paying to push pony slop on TV. That's the minimum for maintaining their brand/IP. Good media brings new fans. Spongebob Battle for Bikini bottom but pony themed, twilight MC, and 4 hours will bring more fans/customers than toy advertisement TV slop. Make it basic open world and add some side quests and fanservice (not the sexual kind.) If Hasbro commissioned an actually extremely good video game (even if short and linear), people would talk about it and play it. The value of people talking about the company and brand is priceless. Sell the game but make it not have DRM so as many people are playing it as possible. They shouldn't be afraid to push G4. I get they have lots of IPs, but this is one much more dedicated and has way more potential.

>main 6 but male, celestia retired, luna is queen, twilight is her advisor
>original main 6 settled down and are older and make occasional cameos in the story
>s1 new main 6 find each other through circumstance and working together
>s2 the big bad appears
>s3 they beat it
Add in filler and it's 5 seasons.
>pay faust whatever she wants to make it, make sure it isn't shit (I doubt it)

>literally killed fan game instead of bringing them on as contractors and giving them a few hundred bucks each
Fucking boomer retards.

>>41088249
There's no saving it, too much damage done for too long.

>>41090193
I suppose my wording gave the impression of that angle but i don't mean produce slop with Rainbow Dash and Twilight or something.
A toy commercial doesn't have to be bad; the best sort of toy commercial is one that sells you a world and characters. And the best way to do that is obviously a solid series.
MLP is a brand and IP and that part is actually probably the closest Hasbro got to really getting it; since their weird "we want to be an IP company" shit was right at the tail end of G4.
They were utilizing G4 almost well, but they then chucked everything and sat on G5 doing jack shit.

I don't think there's a world where you treat it as a sequel to G4 and it ends up good under the actual conditions. G4 comes with a lot of baggage and little of it good.
Pillaging it for general concepts makes sense but the sequel part is where stuff goes bad.
Also generational gimmicks are iffy; even as stupidly long as G4 was it isn't long enough that you have people who watched G4 as a child now having children.
And G4 was already feeling a lot of deterioration by being as long as it is.

Completely pivoting to male focused doesn't feel like the play but you do you.
I really don't think Hasbro even got past the point of really mastering what they got with G4; much less to the point of needing to completely reinvent the wheel.
Stuff like a higher budget and more impressive game fits into that general capitalization thing.
It'd help but MLP is missing the mark in a lot more basic areas even ignoring the active nothing G5 is.

MLP never really hit a good merch IP pipeline in practice and basically sputtered and died before it could. Hasbro basically completely running off isn't helping the case as brand appeal is still in the air to a good extent.
I do think its salvageable but it'd require a very harsh pivot in terms of how much love its getting put in.

>>41090254
You're very insightful. I think G4 kinda got bled dry with 9 seasons, and flipping it in this way this way is good. Instead of wholesome female characters it's wholesome male characters. It gives lots of opportunities to freshen the universe. Their toys are basically generic anyways. I assume more purchases are because 'pony toy' than 'omg zipp!'

>>41089916
>male
>>41090193
>male
>>41090254
>male
>>41090305
>male
Little girls (main audience of modern cartoons) don't care about boy characters and boys don't watch cartoons anymore, they watch anime or their favorite streamer

>>41090305
Ultimately without testing and such there can't be much disproven but i just can't see it.
It'd come off as an audience pivot to just go "yep all male". And ultimately expanding from the most recurring element first makes sense.
Adventures can appeal to both but the thing is that that so much of MLP does naturally skew to female and that should be the baseline.
I do not think MLP especially at this stage should be doing anything that is anything more than "gender neutral" for actual audience expansion.

Its fun to think about expanding audience but as i've expressed i don't even think they've completely setup franchising for their initial goal.

>>41090345
I love just searching for words without looking for context.

>>41090352
I shall repeat once more,

GIRLS

DO NOT

LIKE

BOY CHARACTERS

Even now then new G5 male character Hitch is acting like a sissy

>>41090355
Proving my point eh? My posts never promoted it.

Also using G5 as the proof of a well performing product is a joke.
Its attached to an evergreen toyline so its not going to flat out die but if you think G5 is doing anything beyond dragging itself across the finishline i don't know what to tell you.
Hasbro quite literally made multiple moves for some male audience during G4 for "franchise expansion" before realizing they barely had stable ground beneath their feet.

>>41090374
>multiple moves
It's impressive that they both sucked

>>41090382
Its hasbro, they couldn't even land the franchise correctly in the first place. Much less get some dubious grey zone to work.
It was also very half assed(I don't think getting boys to buy the evergreen do nothing/have hair pony toy was going to work).
But hey thats a lot of the stuff they did with MLP so its consistent atleast. Nobody said Hasbro are exactly great at this.

I do think they're somewhat right in the sense there probably is said grey zone with a sort of FiM product but that does not mean it should be crippled for it.

The core of the appeal of the first seasons was the cute art direction, charming morals about friendship, likeable characters, and interesting world building

>>41088847
Women will do anything for 1000 dollars. I tell Faust to release the lewds online or no money.

>>41090402
The closest thing I can compare FiM to is manga and anime. Character driven story, lessons about growing up and friendship, fantasy elements, cute art style. So I would probably follow the anime model of monetization: licensing and merchandise
I think it's very interesting that EQG is more popular in Japan that it was here
But I'm afraid to say that children's television and television in general is on its way out displaced by new media. And the media industry in Japan is not exactly the same as the U.S. Also keep in mind production costs are high
I mean, people seriously loved this shit it's just hard to make money off it.

>>41088274
>What is your masterplan?
go after the ones that ruined it
>How will you get the thing back on track?
you don't

Ok here me out...id i owned MLP...id not necessarily market to adult fans but id embrace them first off. Maybe even hire a few of the more industrious ones who make games and shit, but still focusing on actual children. But gen 4 had so much extra goodwill content and hardwork hasbro utterly failed to capitalize on in any way...it was bafflingly retarded
Second...were improving the toys. No more only brush its head and ass toys, all new MLP toys will have poseable limbs. Legs move at shoulders and bend at knees. Nothing too fancy but a shitload better than they are. We can still keep the hair.
Third fuck the new cal-arts bean mouth bullshit animation. MLP was renowned for its distinct animation style so why shit up a good thing with generic slop? That being said it will be mandatory that different characters have at least slightly different proportions as too make the chars look somewhat more distinguished.
The gen5 3d shit can stay BUT is relegated to its own distinct universe until or if it actually proves itself. If it doesnt work soon im killing it and pretebding it never happened.
Gen4.5 begins immediately. Im not killing off the mane6 but i am no longer focusing on them. Equestria is a big world with plenty of potential stories and lore. Bring back some of the thrown away concepts and use them. Might get some classic char cameos here and there but focus on another town somewhere else away from the bullshit. Dig out old show bible and hire competent writers (for once).

So theres the toy problems, the show problems and the fandom problems sorted right off. Toss a few bucks at fan makers (if they agree to play by the rules) and we should be inundated with 'official' MLP games and software quickly to increase exposure. Might even make it an actual contest to drum up interest and developers...also save some money.
That ought to do it.

>>41090687
To clarify i have 2 daughters who love/loved mlp so id just do the shit they loved and fix the shit they didnt. If the bronies show back up id be less of an ass towards them and try to use them where applicable to expand the brand.

>>41088249
Steal Aaron Ehasz from dragon prince and get him to write whatever, then hire an anti-woke guy to erase all his faggoty shit.

Total and complete destruction of Hasbro should be top priority

>>41088249
Remove all the divisive woke bullshit and actually make it about friendship and harmony.

>>41088249
>Delist the show from all legal platforms, shut down all development of the IP.
>Use an AI algorithm to scrape youtube for any and all pony content, abusing youtube's copyright claim system to get anything and everything taken down.
>Be extremely litigious with copyright law, watch internet like a hawk for re-uploads and immediately threaten legal action wherever they pop up. Possibly hire dedicated employees solely to search daily for any trace of reuploaded content.
>Piggyback off of the anti-AI movement to go after pony image generation models, and AI voice works like the Pony Preservation Project. Support laws that would make training models off copyrighted data considered copyright infringement.
>Run dummy archival site project for pony content, taking attention and donations away from real archiving efforts. Claim that content is archived, but is temporarily being kept private while the site is in "security mode" to avoid it getting taken down. Repeatedly reassure the community that whatever content they ask about is already archived, hopefully encouraging some people to think they can delete their local copies without worry.
>Infiltrate russian fandom holdouts whenever possible, documenting anything that could be considered "promoting homosexuality," which is illegal there. Possibly even bait users for entrapment. Then, send detailed user data and documentation to the appropriate authorities. Ideally, maybe even get Russia to associate pony content with LGBT propaganda for a blanket ban.

>>41090193
>Male main cast
>Story is being built over a snail's pace
Shit.

>>41088249
Step 1: hire a cel animation studio and return mlp to hand drawn.
Step 2: hire childrens storybook writers to write the episodes, those with actual children
Step 3: hire actual child and young adult voice actors for the ponies
Step 4: ADVERTISE ADVERTISE ADVERTISE
Step 5: release it on every streaming platform
Step 6: make actual quality merchandise: games, toys, collectibles etc.
Step 7: profit?

MLPFIM doesn't need to "come back" it needs to be appreciated for what it was.
If they wanted to keep making content for it the Extended Universe option is best where you focus on ponies who didn't get enough screen-time in the main series, hire fans to make them, keep the fandom self-sustaining forever by paying fans to make content for fans.
I personally would move away from things that are cheap and easy to produce and transition the brand into more thoughtfully produced technically skilled works.
A feature-length movie with classic style animation with painted backgrounds, for example, that really shows off the benefits of using drawn cels instead of computer animated things that take shortcuts. A good example is The Secret of Kells which is a beautifully animated piece that uses many techniques combining drawn animation and CGI enhancement to create something that is visually breathtaking. Or something like the Last Unicorn. Something beautiful, that isn't necessarily about "selling pony toys" but expressing the joy and wonder of the entire concept of a world of magic talking unicorns who believe in harmony.
The most successful company in the world, Disney, makes its money not by appealing only to children but by appealing to former-children that grew up with Disney and now have piles of money to spend on whatever they want and can indoctrinate their own children into the brand. Merch of every single kind and a 5 star destination vacation on BOTH coasts. Other companies just do not think large enough.

>>41089904
>"extremely well written show with good values and entertaining well written characters
G4 was never extremely well written, it's painfully average. Ripping off other media with a lot of handwaving and plotholes, contradictions and occ moments, not to mention the recycle job on episode morals.

>Having Twilight teach
It's not really a new generation if we have the same retards around, pass. Twifags can seethe and be irrelevant better off putting this shity mary sue in the trash left in the past.
>animated in flash with the G4 style.
Very cringe take. You don't build hype with the same as what you already have. every generation has a new style and characters, time for the arrested development to move on from the sticker slop. Even every anime is not a 1:1 style
>Fighting game
>Competitive
I see a brainlet doesn't understand this is a IP for little girls first and foremost. Even if you go with the kids E for everyone you still won't get violence being A OK. Fans didn't want it, only bronies who weren't the target audience. Go play TFH if you want muh competitive cartoon animals, oh wait it's dead because bronies are not a viable market to waste on triple A funds

>>41090934
I have no idea why these brainlets always jump to "FIGHTAN GAME" as their vidya to put ponies into. It's been done and flopped

It's time for a pony MMO that's exclusively about farming, crafting, exploring, and making friends like Stardew/Animal Crossing but bigger

>>41090848
spongebob is a male with a fast food job and there's no overarching story at all. and he's one of the most popular cartoons of all time
rugrats had a mixed cast but there was 1 girl baby (a boy's twin who acted the same as him) and 2 girl toddlers (one villainbrat, one black) and they did not get much screentime, the main character was tommy and second chuckie. also no main plot
danny phantom
batman the animated series
ben 10

i could go on but i'm just saying

>>41090891
Yeah that would be profitable, which is why Hasbro will never do it, not in a trillion years.

>>41090891
>hire a cel animation studio
>release it on every streaming platform
>make actual quality merchandise
>profit?
Doesn't sound very profitable

>>41090940
Yeah a laid back MMO is more fitting for the IP. One reason why /opentranny/ is popular even without being an MMO it has the skeleton framework of looking like one and thats enough for the low hanging fruit eaters

>>41088274
Corpos don't want to touch public domain stuff with a 10 foot pole.
You'll never get an actual show or merch again.

>>41090193
Imagine thinking G4 as it's own IP. terminal brainrot of circlejerking for 10 years

>>41090355
No, Anon, you misunderstand.
Girls like HOT boy characters.
If you have boy characters, they must be Tumblr sexymen.
Hazbin Hotel has a mostly female audience for this reason.

>>41090934
Little girls love art deco just as much as andy price we all know that

>>41090931
>The most successful company in the world, Disney
Highly doubt that

>>41090946
And? Popularity equals good? I guess, fitting for the thread topic as you're in charge of MLP, but do you really?

>>41090995
99% of girls will not be attracted to stallions no matter how "hot" they are for gayfuckers.

>>41088249
G1 reboot T rated movie narnia style, profit.

>>41088417
To that imma say, if G5 had great writing like G4 did, would it be popular? I would say yes, absolutely. Maybe not as popular as G4, because the g5 designs are ultimately inferior to 2d pones but if g5 had good writing then it could’ve absolutely been a hit.

The only reason G5 doesn’t have good writing is because nowadays, it’s extremely goddamn expensive to make a show or movie, so it’s a massive gamble to hire an actually creative writer. They might be good, or they might be bad. In the eyes of Hasbro it’s best to stick to common, reliable tropes that have been done many times before so they can see returns on their investment. Thats it. Thats the only reason G5 sucks. Shitty writing killed its popularity, because not even kids like shitty writing.

>>41088249
2D animated made-for-streaming movies, or even mini movies. Actual animation, no Flash motiontweening slop like we got in FiM. Featuring FiM cast, before Twi is ever princess. Laid back adventure, exploring Equestria, slice of life stuff. Think back to the Rainbow City special from I think 2018 I wanna say. It wasn't that good but it was on the right track. Very derivative of Disney and Ghibli. Basic bitch mystery plotline where the villain is unknown until past the halfway point.

Kids are built-in audience, then bronies + animation nerds who actually have their own money would sperg over it. It can't fail.

>>41090982
It half is though. FiM wanted to bring back a lot of G1 characters but turns out Hasbro couldn't the copyrights straight. So we have a new Rarity with Rainbow Dash's personality, Rainbow Dash is now a jock, and Pinkie Pie went from the nerd to the party pony, etc, etc

>>41090934
Season one was very well written, and season two was also decent.

>>41090934
>oh wait it's dead because
it's not ponies.
If you made a Spiderman game that didn't have Spiderman and instead had "Springtail Steve" as the main character then none of your target audience would buy it. They aren't there for just an arthropod-themed superhero, they're there for Spiderman. People want ponies. Why is that so hard to grasp?

ISleepNow

>>41090789
basic and to the point. There are actually tons of other options that might be more interesting as variations of G4 but they must be motivated by creative inspiration first

Anonymous

>>41090952
Probably not in the short term, but I like to imagine the soulfulness creating a cult following for a new generation that could payoff much later

>>41090800
Don't forget to fuck up a fan game that was going to help grow the community. You also forgot to start suing Etsy creators while giving China on Amazon a pass. People probably would have played the game at conventions, spreading the word about the game. Now people get to say "This WAS going to have ponies but IP conflict so now it's a generic fighting game."
>>41090995
>>41091106
G4 had female characters but the show was pretty gender neutral. Rarity and Fluttershy are the only overtly feminine characters. No reason they can't have a male cast and have it sell.

Hazbin Hotel is popular because it's a degenerate low quality show and young teens have literally never seen good media. Groomer show that is the polar opposite of MLP in every sense of the word.

>>41091262
I bet you think think One Piece characters are well written as they just endlessly cycle through their one note personalities the same from ep1 to ep1000

>>41091577
MLP characters definitely aren't as flat as One Piece characters

>>41091743
This is why Hasbro is doing poorly.

>>41091743
He warned us... He warned us about the future of ponies

>>41088249
Anthro Futaquestria reboot <s>of G1</s>

>>41091577
>>41091640
>endlessly cycle through their one note personalities the same from ep1 to ep1000
That's what the show did after the first two seasons. Except it was worse because it also made them into parodies of themselves.
If you think S1/2 were when the characters were "flat" and "boring" then you're genuinely a midwit autist who can't understand anything that isn't shoved right in his face. Everything about who the characters are was built in the first two seasons.

Oh the reason we got a not G4 themed thing was some contract with discovery.
Which yeah makes more sense than them pivoting to the riskier "lets barely have anything g4" for no reason. While also suckling off G4 anywhere else still.
Getting fees for every usage of G4 sure would make me not do G4. Fair play hasbro. It also explains why they didn't even cut off G4, because they're just waiting on that contract.

Anyway something i suppose i never expressed is just general ideas so i guess thats a good spot.
Personally I love diversity... in visuals. Pegasus and Unicorns having different types of tails is pretty cool, though the chest tuff as a earth pony always feature is just no.
If we're having Dirt Twilight then it needs to be optional because that looks like ass. And even without that specific case; the fact that issue already shows up just shows its not a good generic feature.
This is not the time for a drastic style shift, maybe a few generations down the line but not now.

This isn't just an animation thing, obviously this sort of visual stuff is a good extra touch on the toys. Which i feel like having more base design stuff will make them feel like better collectables probably.
The probably multiverse stuff that G5 has clung onto sure as shit isn't something i'd do as a foundation point. While generation crossovers can be funny making them everything is probably a poor choice.
It sure is the thing that's stuck with them among other things, obviously most of this comes from the reboot era of production but man.

>>41090995
I remember when people thought the worst things in the world were Twilight and Bieber. We never truly realized how tame those were to the fucked up shit we have now.

>>41090642
it’s too indicate ones tight vagina

>>41091097
now that mouse is public domain, your doubts are right

>>41091481
>on't forget to fuck up a fan game that was going to help grow the community.
Yeah... because a game of a niche genre will totally make the fandom explode

>>41092944
Yes? Happened hundreds and hundreds of times. If you weren't a newfag you would know this.

>>41092782
P...p-ponies thought I was one of the worst things in the world...?

>>41088249
Spin-off series set in an alternate timeline, pre-s1.
Trixie and Starlight are the main characters. They travel around in Trixie's wagon so Ponyville isn't the main setting although there will be some episodes there.

Instead of the main theme being friendship or fighting big bads constantly, it will be more slice of lifey. There will be some conflict and "enemies" to deal with, but nothing on par with what the m6 had going on. Especially in later seasons where they were more like super heroes with the responsibility of protecting the universe. Trixie and Starlight will have adventures but they won't be about saving the world.
Speaking of the m6, they will have appearances including their own themed episodes. But in the vein of how background ponies get episodes. The m6 will be background ponies, and not have much screentime. Twilight is a unicorn.

Derpy is the sole alicorn princess, there are no others. Celestia and Luna are held with high regard and still a part of the lore. However they have been gone for hundreds of years as rulers. It's implied that they are still alive but they are something or a legend and myth. No pony knows where they went. Who knows, maybe Trixie and Starlight will encounter them on one of their adventures. NMM never happened in this timeline. Luna was a good girl.

The art style of g4 would be used and the same voice actors where possible.

>>41093174
And here's how Derpy became an alicorn.

Since Celestia's and Luna's disappearance (they still raise the sun and moon btw but ponies aren't actually sure), Canterlot has been ruled by unicorns. And the other pony towns are more self reliant than look to Canterlot as the rulers of ponies. Think more like friendly city states vs a united country. However, the princesses (Luna and Celestia) saw the need for reunification. So from the shadows they magic'd the pony with the purest heart, and made her an alicorn. when news spread of Derpy being an alicorn, there was great celebration and Equestria became one again under her gentle rule. This is all more like background lore that would be covered as a flashback type of thing in an episode.

>>41092944
Making good video games is a great example of customer acquisition. No different than people ironically watching the show then liking it.

>>41088249
divert all resources to Equestria girls and make tons of vinyl scratch content with my self insert

just sell it to the chinese at this point. there's not one western company with the needed funds that would do the right thing anyway

>>41092944
>>41092969
how did fluttershy gain almost 100 kilobytes in just a couple minutes?

>>41088249
I'd make a spin-off political drama show about Luna's transformation into Nightmare Moon, Nightmare Moon's rise to power, why many of the ponies of Equestria embraced her, how Luna's Eternal Night developed and went wrong, her fall, her defeat, and what Celestia learned from it.
The first trailer music would use this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7E<wbr>GMBS6nXI


Rainbow Dash and Applejack are canon

Are there any good comics/greens exploring their relationship?

I need a proper fic about true love, no hetshit please...

>>41088368
>muh lesbian home violence
Yeah, let's just ignore that the highest rate of abuse come from men.
I know many women around me who decided to turn to women after having experienced the worst with men. Of course they were certainly some level of bi-curious, but they are now strictly with women and I don’t think they will go back.
EVEN IF lesbians were commiting more domestic abuse than heterosexual couples, that does NOT absolve heterosexuals of their domestic abuse. "The domestic violence issue" is not some monolithic thing caused or propagated by one singular group; it's a wide-ranging societal ill that is present in all groups.

>>41088344
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack are canon
It's true. I've seen them in multiple episodes. Not like fake characters like """Pinkie Pie""".
>Hurr she can see the future and has a plan for everyone's birthday.
Fuck off with that incredible shit.

>>41088344
No
Because nobody, was interested, not even the lesbo lovers.

More interestingly, what was their relationship even be like? Like, Rainbow is a dedicated career pony. She once had lots of time to spend around ponyville and she spent every day practicing as a flyer, a protector, and a public figure, which is what a wonderbolt is. She also ignored her responsibilities, instead resting, which was also done in service of her athletic ability.

AJ is a central and important member of the community who values her family and farm above all. She spends lots of time on her farm and worrying about vague money concerns. She directs local functions like preparing for storms and winter wrap up. She redirected a stampede and helps anyone who askes. In her downtime, she bakes apple stuff and spends time on her sister, never ever actually stopping or resting. Even on a rest day, she fixes the machinery of a spa and reallocates the spa's workforce, telling them how to do their job.

Neither of them actually has any time for eachother. Their relationship should amount to AJ working all day and RD spending weeks away from home at a time. Maybe rainbow can fill the hole Applebloom will leave when she grows up and moves out, but applebloom is still around town.

The one thing we know about their relationship is that AJ doesn't let RD do any chores because Rd is a lazy fuckup, so is Rd like a cat that dissapears and shows up for pets sometimes?

In this future, does AJ spend half her afternoons aching from all her work around town that day and looking out her window at her orchard, wondering what AB and RD are doing right then, and where they are?

I suppose she can spend time on big mac's kid, and big mac and sugarbell are there, though that probably makes it impossible for them to bang without her knowing.

Inevitably, the kid would think dash is more fun than AJ, because she is.

>AJ takes and distracts mac's kid
>Mac and sugar "sneak" off to the barn
>"Aunt AJ, where's Aunt Dash today?"
>".... go fish"

>>41088368
>Implying applejack wouldn't be the abusive partner
Fake and gay

>>41088397
>Their relationship should amount to AJ working all day and RD spending weeks away from home at a time
That will never stop true love, AJ loves working on the farm anyway. And it's not like RB will work as a Wonderbolt flier forever, she'll obviously have more time to spend with AJ once she climbs trough the Wonderbolt ranks.

Found something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=d<wbr>esktop&v=JxXpGcLf3ok
It's cute
>>41088407
Why are incels always angry about mares who wouldn't date you anyway?

>>41088448
...???
I mean, if they are incels, then the people who won't date them are just all the people, every mare and woman.
That's, like, the exact people they are mad at, for the exact reason which they are mad.

I'm not sure what you even need me to explain here.

>>41088411
Large periods of separation, more often than not, do lead to infidelity and a feeling of lost love. It doesn't matter how "real" it feels, just because a relationship lasts years doesn't mean that it's a happy one or that it'll last forever. Love isn't like it is in movies, TV shows and literature, it isn't simply gained and stays that way unwavering without question. Even if it's something necessary like a job that causes them to be separated, this is seen with military (yes it counts as employment). It's highly likely that the Wonderbolts are some form of Equestrian military knowing that they're heavily based on the US Navy's Blue Angels, despite being merely a demonstration group it's members also have seen actual combat. Luckily this is all fictional and you can make it whatever you want it to be and not care about these details.

>>41088456
Incels shouldn't be mad at lesbians, because unlike the hetshit women, lesbians were never an optional partner for them

>>41088463
>Large periods of separation, more often than not, do lead to infidelity and a feeling of lost love.
Maybe among hetshit couples. Lesbians are actually loyal to each other.
>just because a relationship lasts years doesn't mean that it's a happy one
So you're implying that just because 2 mares live with each other and have constant sex after RB returns means they somehow don't love each other?

>>41088411
Yeah, but that's kind of the point. If they have "true" love that can't be destroyed, divided, bought, reasoned, or negotiated with, then they just have to live with it.

That means they both get to be madly in love with a pony who has nothing to do with their interests, and who is off doing what's important to them someplace else with someone else, often strangers. Then, when they are together, they still aren't working together on anything like a team. Every time they go someplace together, their inefficiency causes them to be late which means that's the face they show to the world.

It's just both of them feeling in the back of their head that maybe they aren't that important to their partner or that good for each other and, we can hope, holding each other at night.

Also workload goes up when you get more responsibility, not down.

>>41088463
When spike grew big and attacked ponyville, they sent in the wonderbolts to try to stop him.

>>41088490
That's a lot of headcanon, too bad for you the VA herself confirmed they're together and happy

>>41088499
What I described would qualify and "together and happy".

Anyway if you want to call something into question than name the actually thing you disagree with. Headcanon, particularly around here, is a worthless buzzword that only inspires and end to the conversation, not actual agreement.

It's like yelling "don't talk to me don't talk to me," when it's so poorly used.

>>41088499
They are together and happy, along with Pinkie, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Twilight.

>>41088506
>Headcanon, particularly around here, is a worthless buzzword that only inspires and end to the conversation
I mean, you seem to have some sort of problem with Appledash since you view their relationships in the most pessimistic way possible.
Long distance relationships CAN and DO work.

>>41088516
Case and point, that response has NOTHING to do with what is and isn't headcanon. It was bullshit. You did a bullshit.

>Long distance relationships CAN and DO work.
Yep. Theirs might work too. I still think they have a pretty significant and painful problem to deal with forever which I have specifically identified and described.

>>41088475
>hetshit
Did someone you love reject you in favor of dick, anon?

>>41088530
Haber tried to make it seem like the m6 all drifted apart just doing the things they'd been doing for years up to that point, which makes me not buy into his dumb fanfiction, yet even through McCarthy and Faust fans have argued that the ponies had serious jobs and too much free time.

So rather than the silly idea that the Wonderbolts are some super serious 24/7 military operation that sends ponies halfway across Equestria to wage war, I see them as an elite network of local weather ponies on reserve that get called on for once in a blue moon scouting missions, nearby emergencies, and voluntary flight shows. AJ's farm was never solely hers either. Big Mac primarily runs it, with Apple Bloom and extended family helping out periodically to share the profits. That leaves plenty of time for AJ to have sleep overs and grand adventures with Twilight and friends.

>>41088646
>Big Mac primarily runs it
Where are you getting this?

>haber baber
If you're going to say the late content doesn't count, then there is no discussion at all.
It's basically only the epilogue that suddenly smacks us with this.

>plenty of time for aj to have sleep overs
The only sleepover we see aj have is when she's doing community service and gets trapped at twilight's house by the weather. She didn't have time for that sleepover either, it just forced itself on her.
Is there another one?

>>41088411
>once she climbs trough the Wonderbolt ranks
that means she has to train the new recruits tho, so even less time

>>41088738
I'm deducing that Big Mac plays a bigger role on the farm than AJ because she can go on an adventure with Twilight at the drop of a hat, while Big Mac has no other major roles. Not to mention he's a big work horse with a yoke around his neck. Call it headcanon if you want, I really don't care. The points I made pertaining to the mane six's time management works with or without Habershit, so no need to get defensive. I can already see you're trying to "win" by nitpicking my funny sleepover remark while ignoring how AJ regularly leaves the farm to go on friendship quests.

>>41088814
No I just responded to the parts that where most interesting. As in, the idea that AJ intentionally makes time for sleepovers instead of working and doing community services or family maintenance is interesting if there's anything supporting it.

>>41088391
Hi this is me, Im a trans lesbian btw

>>41088828
Oh, well don't I feel like the overly defensive fool then. Honestly, I'd like to see some support of that too. The problem is, writer's always wanted the m6 to be strong independent women with careers while also being magical girl heroes that have fun together every single day, so having them shirk any perceived responsibilities onto others would be a bad look. Take Applejack's Day Off for instance, which made a point of AJ getting her chores done more efficiently so she can have free time without having to sacrifice any work, rather than find any real work/life balance.


Asked chat gpt about the fandoms opinion on spike

>>41088352
Ask it about Applejack's popularity

>>41088352
>spike the dragon
Stopped reading there lol
<s>Actually I didn't. His simping for Rarity always hurt me, but otherwise I like him and can agree with this text.</s>

>>41088636
What do you mean that it "hurt you"?

>>41089033
I mean it's painful to watch for me. Maybe it was "charming and endearing" at first, but later it felt just cringe. I like what happened in 'Dragon Dropped'.


>>41088497
Get her before she gets away!

>>41088533
>the kirin has human cum addiction

>>41088538
>>41088543
Sorry boss, she's just way too fast...

>>41088547
AFTER HER YOU FOOLS! SHE'S GETTING AWAY!

>>41088497
Spending all that time in the forest she's probably filled with fleas and ticks. Disgusting

>>41088580
I want to drink beer with the kirin

>>41088580
>>41089011
The Kirin is artificial and soulless.

>>41089073
The Kirin will leave now. The Kirin will be fine on her own. Don't worry about the Kirin.

>>41088607
Ticks don't exist in equestria or else ponies would be filled with them

>>41089101
I will pet the Kirin and scratch behind the ears.

>>41089101
I want to hug the kirin after breaking >>41089073’s face and continuing our conversation

>>41088497
Kirin eat human men! Flee! FLEE!

>>41089520
Can't believe the vorefags fucking won

>>41089073
>comparing Autumn to gingers
Oh come on.

>>41088497
>It's her! It's THE KIRIN!
Wait, so there's only one? How did she fake all the rest?

>>41090376
>THE Kirin doesn't have need to explain anything.

>>41090387
Anon, it was S8-9. It's a blessing they never touched them again. We dodged a bullet.

>>41090387
They came too late. It's a wonder that the episode was as strong as it was though. If it had been dogshit, no one would remember the kirin now, or worse, they'd be genuinely loathed. Also what >>41090388 said. The staff would've found a way to fuck them up if they had a second episode featuring them.

>>41089409
The Kirin is feeling a bit better.

>>41090387
>>41090388
>>41090394
what if we had the kirin episode back in S2 instead of Mysterious Mare Do Well?

>>41091009
Then it probably would have exploded with Kirin art and fan stuff like crazy. It would easily have landed a guaranteed top 10 place in every list. Hell, it almost does that even now. The Kirin are by far the strongest latecomer in the whole show.

>>41090710
>>41090908
The Kirin is now in a much better mood!

>>41091141
Imagine being this buddy buddy with Autumn. A dream.

>>41091141
I want to drunkenly <s>kiss</s> the kirin

>>41091151
>>41091177
The Kirin is drunk and kissy!

>>41090963
The Kirin is calling you out for lying!

https://files.catbox.moe/ajvp8g.png<wbr>

>>41091256
>No magic aura around the mug
The Kirin will have a concussion in about a second. Talk about a knockout drink.

What happens when you spell kirin in reverse?

They made a harry potter movie about this thing and it was really really bad

>>41091714
What exactly do you want to see?

>>41091855
The kiring learning about tax brackets and how to properly fill her taxes

>>41092000
The Kirin is doing her taxes!

>>41092035
The kirin is claiming her hoof puppet as a dependent. The kirin is going to get audited!

>>41092060
I would love to have a three-way conversation between myself Autumn Blaze and her hoof.

>>41092060
As per rule of Queen Big Kirin That Makes All the Rules, this kirin shall now sentenced with getting to the silly filly corner for 5 minutes

>>41091256
But never when I'm around. Damn it.

>>41092373
In this, always take the side of the hoof. It really pisses her off.

>>41092586
>Autumn Blaze becoming furious with her own hoof.
Would be amusing.

>>41090388
I agree. As much as I wanted more of them, it's better this way.

The Kirin ran off...
And now...
THE KIRIN!

>>41090376
she had to survive, pls understand

>>41094183
>yelling at her own hoof
Cute. CUTE!

>>41090607
Ai is getting pretty good, took a few seconds to notice

>>41095587
The lighting still gives it away though.

>>41095665
i dont get it. did he kill the kirin in nam?

>Ywn happily marry and have cute foals with the kirin

>>41098266
Rain Shine could use more art. There is already art of her interacting with Celestia. Maybe something involving the other princesses?

>>41098274
you're right She really could use more love

Should the tag 'Silhouette Gloom of the Sundown Lands' be added to every Autumn Blaze pic that depicts her shadow? I think it would be funny, but it would become a problem if you're actually looking for pics that refer to her shadow as a character.

>>41095665
See, you say that, but if one walked up to you and nuzzled your crotch and licked your face for about half an hour, you would be boning her too, man.

>>41100685
She can heat up your chicken nuggets.

>>41100890
It's a shame that 4chan eats the transparency from .webms now

>>41100909
I'm too lazy and set in my ways to fool around with 4chan X, as much as I want to listen to audio in webms and all.

>>41100685
Depends. How good can you fuck when you're set ablaze?

>>41100685
I am going to have sex with this female Nirik from My Little Pony. I find the female Nirik in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Nirik casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Nirik, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Nirik.

>>41101264
>kirin beers all over the floor
>"You're going to have to drink all that, Anon!!!"

>>41101264
How much total HP do you have, Anon? I would advise that you can increase your HP by leveling up (i.e. working out, going on quests, and finding enchanted items, etc.) before having sex with a female Nirik. Note, by leveling up you will also increase your ability to pleasure her.

>>41101073
At least 10 thrusts before stop drop and roll

>>41100685
Imagine having sex with a Nirik

>>41101264
Be sure to do it in the Kirin village. When having sex with non-humans it's ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat.
The kirin won't attack you because they know you are there on sexual business.

>>41099785
It was one of my favorites even before the episode came out, solid flavorful lager

>>41101264
I hope the Nirik appreciates your efforts at least.

Elliot's Husband

>>41088497
Yes, yes, soon the Kirin will be mine and then I shall complete my immortality potion and become the true Demon Lord.

Anonymous

>>41101814
>Anon embarks on a rigorous physical and mental training routine in order to survive having sex with the Kirin

>>41101264
Fuck I can't stop hearing this in Dagoth Ur's voice after the ai shenanigans.

>>41089139
Ticks are mentioned in Past Sins, that makes them canon.

>>41104102
What city does the kirin protect?

>>41104938
That's not a kind of the kirin name

>>41108151
>Those hooves
The heart hooves only make sense on ponies if they point the other way, and they just straight up don't on cloven hooves.

>>41108174
>The heart hooves only make sense on ponies if they point the other way
Sure but gee percent did it and shit eating bronies accepted it.

>>41108174
I reject cow hooves anyway and just see it as a notch in the pony hoof.

>>41108174
It's cuter, your opinion is invalid


Twilight seems to be the kind of mare who's into older stallions

>>41088052
she's actually into younger guys because she wants to be the pants and mentor in the relationship
Also isn't Tara a cougar

She wants to get Starswirled the moustached

>>41088052
She looks like she molests little foals

>>41088059
No anon, thats what (you) want to do

>>41088059
Twilight is canonically a foal fiddler.

>>41088087
>Twilight has a fetish for little boys from other species

>>41088087
>Twilight's single saggy crotchtit

>goody two shoes nerd who gets off on approval from authority
>obsesses over older brother
>experiences regular panic attacks and needs comfort and validation from others in order to recover
no fucking way she's into younger guys, she's the archetypal daddy issues girl who needs an older/calmer boyfriend.

>>41088313
Stallions she knew as colts in the past. I should've worded that better, I know.

>>41088057
Twilight's a sucker for the BBM (Big Bushy Moustache)


friday

>>41088424
Fuck off newfag
>friday
is board culture

>>41088431
>recycled spam is board culture
cancerous newfaggot
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/<wbr>image/aoTFvW9A1IzM2JGmKeeonw/

>>41088435
>ip grabber
Nice try, offboarder scum

>>41088449
>https://
>doesn’t know desuarchive or 4plebs or even fucking 4searchneocities

learn how to use a fucking computer this is embarrassing

>>41088453
>random boomer apps nobody uses
Don't have a heart attack, gramps

>maRetards out themselves as offboarders, newfags, and shitposting faggots
>again

>>41088468
Can't you tell when you're being obviously baited or are you just too busy whining about everything?

I am so unbelievably sick of the thread policing faggots


Pony draw challenje 2025

1: open paint
2: close your eyes
3: draw a mare of your choice
No retries allowed. you may then color it with bucket tool but adding more strokes is prohibited

This here is Fluttershy

>>41088803
Nice dachshund lyra. Suspiciously good.

I couldn't hardly use the bucket tool :(

>>41088625
Did some colouring to make it look nicer

>>41089603
Some would call this "artstyle"

Here's a Cherry Berry. Turned out better than I was expecting.

>>41089543
At first glance, I thought it's Luna with a hat.