Maud Pie thread (10 year anniversary edition)

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Her episode is now ten years old! Post Maud or rocks to mark the occasion.

/mlp/ reaction thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/<wbr>16774754/

>>40910244
Hooray! Maud can now go to third grade!

>>40910244
Damn has it really been 10 years?

Prime example of a character that got way too much shilling and preferential treatment over s1 characters, but since she was made by the new writers she got heaped with way more love.

Made, built, smithed, crafted, engineered, constructed, sculpted, tailored, and devised for big bazinga cock

>>40910565
Technically, she was born to take it.

>>40910244
Look at her poise, balancing Boulder on her snoofa.

>>40910244
Remember when /mlp/ wasnt dead, thread?

The other two deserved more screentime than Autism Pie.

>>40911289
Looks like sompony hired the Pie Family to build that embankment with rocks from their farm.

>>40911284
I love pics of Maud doing geology.

>>40914583
I am granite
Relish my feldspar
Be satiated with my mica
Savor my quartz
Forged by intense love of magma

>>40913931
maximum scrunch.
>>40911280
Woah! Filly maud

>>40917967
the helmet sealed the deal for me

I downloaded this from the last Maud thread I think. I like weird pony pics, but I'm also afraid that it's fetish art at the same time... I am NOT a FREAK!!!!

>>40914598
Sedimentary sandwich
Clasty with pebbles
Sand and grit, yum
In calcium carbonate matrix

I remember playing that futzi01 game of her https://www.deviantart.com/futzi01-<wbr>reupload/art/Crystal-Crunch-Story-6<wbr>77489194

>>40910564
True, but I want to plap all four of them.
Imagine having four mares lusting after your cock at the same time

>>40921366
That would get complicated.
The Pie Sisters:
>One sister (Lime) to suck the left nut
>One sister (Maud) to suck the right nut
>One sister sucking ypur penis (Pinkie)
>One sister waiting to rotate in.
(You):
>One hand to finger the sister who's sucking the left nut.
>One hand to finger the sister who's sucking the right nut.
>One tongue to lick the clit of the sister sucking your penis.
>Rotation is from penis to left nut to right nut to waiting station.

>>40921572
>waiting station
>implying the others can't munch carpet while they're not on your dick
Everyone's happy in that scenario. Easy fix.

>>40921572
Damn really thought this one out

>>40922602
Yeah, I can't help it. I overanalyze everthing; just a compulsive habit. But >>40921669 was right in pointing out that the sister at the waiting station could be doing something. Not sure I like his solution <s>because I personally don't like female-on-female at all</s> but nevertheless he is correct that just waiting would be wasteful.

>>40923962
Maybe I'd consider if it the Pies weren't so hot

>>40920741
O conglomerate, you are mine
Behold thy large round stones
O conglomerate, they are mine
Now feel heat and pressure
Metamorphose!
Your stones, stretched and pressed
Your matrix, it flows glistening
Stretched Pebble Conglomerate.

>>40910244
I remember when I saw the episode premiere I didn't like it much because I can't stand the company of autists. She's okay, I think her design is good but I hate that she got so much more screentime than her other sisters.

>>40925328
Xenolith all alone
Far from its rocky home
Xenolith went for a ride
Into the magma
Where it died

>>40911261
In Equestria, the meteorites that fall from the sky are not made of rock and ice, as they are on earth. Instead, they are made of candy. Meteorite candy is the most rare and tasty of all.

>>40927918
so would those belong to luna's domain?

>>40929891
Yes, but she let's them fall to Equestria (safely so they don't hit anypony or destroy thi.gs, of course) so that ponies can partake in yummy meteorite candy.

>>40931426
It bothers me how a lot of the fan-art gives Maud non-mute expressions.

>>40932149
True, but I think it is good that Maud is sometimes shown with mild emotional expressions such that it is barely perceptible.

I hate that it has been 10 years since all of this stuff relating to pony has happened. It's just greatly saddening to me. I fear for the future of pony.

>>40910244
I've been waiting my whole life for just one, ROCK!
One tiny little innocent, ROCK!

https://youtu.be/GVcY--XzeIc?featur<wbr>e=shared

>>40938687
>agitated because someone rearranged her rocks

Does anyone else still think of Maud as a “new” character?

>>40923964
i thought this was just a shitpost but shit, i'm looking through the episode gallery right now and i don't see her anywhere. does she really not appear in cutie mark chronicles?

>>40939118
this is a good Maud
I think armored Maud is my favorite Maud

>>40939118
I liked this shot so I put it on a rock.
Lots of rocks where I live.

>>40941668
One day, in the distant future, when there is nothing left of our civilization, our descendants will find this artifact.

>>40941668 NOICE
>>40941782
> We have found evidence of a religion based on the hybridization of imperial German aesthetic and equine toys that existed circa the early 21st century

>>40942947
Amazingly she was in first place for about an hour too

>>40948080
oo I like this, Maud with a boulder on her back is a good theme

>>40942947
>>40943789
and final results, she ended up rocking 4th

>>40948080
Where is she going with all that andesite?

>>40950426
Maud is based as fuck! An andesite wall will be highly durable and aesthetically pleasing, provided the right shrubberies are used of course.

>>40946124
This is amazing. Well done, Anon.

>>40946124
Make another one or sell me that one, I love cool things like that

>>40953123
Dramatic! Inspiring! Makes me want to go rockhounding in the mountain wilderness!

>>40946139
>>40952755
Thanks
>>40952776
I don't really have time or space now for rock carving anymore (I made that one years ago)

>>40954002
I like how she's almost a swastika ^/////////^;;;

Sisterly bump. Really jealous you guys have much more content.

>>40955883
Yes, 'tis a shame. Limestone also a cute! In some ways I can appreciate her more due to her dedication and hard work.

I$leepNow

>>40958168
>the secret engine that drives the fandom
porn doesn't even come close

Anonymous

>>40959819
Raw anthracite is actually kinda pretty.

>>40954426
YWN hang out with Maud in her amazing underground crystal cavern mansion. Why even live.

>>40954426
There was a good porn parody using this location

>>40969592
Ugh, the temptation is POWERFUL!

I unironically hate I didn't realize it was her 10-year anniversary, I kept telling myself to remember the date but I got caught up with other shit. I'm so happy to see there's still some passionate Maudfags left who still love her as much as I do. <br>Here's to a whole decade to the prettiest mare and one who changed my life for the better.

>>40972421
It's beautiful, every once and a while, the Maudfags reunite

>>40968292
I like the faint mining facilities in the background.

>>40975097
>That mini-skirt sitting tight on her flanks
Can she be any sexier?

>>40977911
Do you have a particular topic or idea in mind?

>>40978355
Maud goes to a bar and orders a drink “on the rocks”

Hope to see maudfrens and piefrens at Mare Fair. It will be my first pony con.<br>I plan on giving these stickers away to strangers I meet.

>>40978744
Mare-in-the-lake, guardian of Excalibur. She waits for a worthy to arrive to bestow Excalibur upon...and a cool little mineral collection.

>>40979073
Those look great, Anon. What company did you use to make them?

>>40977911
I was creating one, I was writing them for Maud related threads, but they would quickly die before I could make new updates. It's still half done right now
>>40979073
It would be very pleasant to meet fellow Maudfags at Marefair, if you see a person with a bunch of Maud merch at one time, please feel free to approach, it's always nice talking to others who enjoy her as much as me.

>>40981145
<s>you’re now seeing an angry face where her mouth and nostrils are</s>

>>40981257
looks like finn from adventure time

>>40982415
The dress STAYS ON during sex!

Does anybody even write Maud stories? I can't find any that are serious. I would write one, but I don't think I would be able to write Maud well enough. This thread will die without some original production.

>>40984424
I am trying to find the time to write one, but my life is mostly chaos right now.

>>40985393
Maud's interest in her pet rock is very similar, I've realized, to my interest in my plushie.

>>40984424
If you'd like, I can show off the one I was in the middle of writing for the previous Maud threads, if the threads don't die prematurely, I wouldn't mind continuing it.
I've studied her enough, down her to body language that I can gauge and write her decently enough.

>>40987155
>Be a semi-wanderer, with no real home or permanent point of residence
>Same with occupation, going from one job to another in a completely different town
>You were a human, they were more then rare in Equestria, but after the initial surprise and stares, you find they tended to treat you like everyone else
>Don’t have much friends, see reappearing faces, ponies are friendly and take the time to chat with you, but nothing seems to stick or lead to anything more other then an acquaintance
>Your wandering had lead you to the Western part of Equestria, by far a more dispersedly populated area compared to its densely populated counterparts
>Hadn’t seen a town in a while, anxiety slightly mounting on you
>It was oddly tranquil, the materialized clouds in the sky that leaned way more gray then elsewhere, the naked trees void of any foliage, and most notably…..rocks
>Lots of rocks, shattered everywhere, as far as your sight could go, all of varying sizes, sharp, rounded, flat
>Is this entire area just a massive quarry or something? You didn’t even know what kind of rocks they even were
>You thought to yourself as the almost insignificant sound of soft rubble whiff past your ears, along with the feeling of one of your feet being elevated ever so slightly
>Before you could look down, you a heard a voice, a kind of voice you’ve never quite heard of from all your time of socializing
>”Excuse me”
>It was soft, to the point where you could of easily missed it, but the lonesome scenery just heightened your senses ever so slightly
>You turn, only to find a pony, a mare
>And a very.....slow-moving one at that, she seemed to be in no rush to approach, hell, it seems like she was trying to dawdle if you didn't better
>It was like her walking speed was reduced from being over-encumbered, gray hooves slowly trotting the rock-filled grounds
>As she got into personal range, after what seemed like forever. You could make out all her features, the first thing being those eyes, those big expressionless turquoise-colored eyes that seemed to be fixed on you, idly blinking all the while
>Her bluish-gray coat was the next thing to stand out, along with her violet mane that was utterly straightened, trailing off and resting at the nape of her neck
>Her simple light-blue dress that covered a good percent of her body, barring her neck, steady hooves, and violet tail that was just as properly straightened as her mane
>Her appearance was simple, yet, there was still an apparent effort in maintaining herself, with the apparent eyeshadow that matched her simplistic hair
>"You're stepping on my pet"
>She plainly told, not an ounce of real emotion or concern despite the subject matter

>>40987172
>You immediately jump, internally panicking with yourself. Did you just kill someone's pet? Why didn't they scream? Why was she so calm despite the fact you just straight-up murdered their animal friend
>All you felt was the slight elevation of your foot, it must have been a pocket pet. A squirrel? In an isolated environment like this, any company is probably welcomed >You move back five steps, slightly tripping over the last one, you hoped to find the critter in one piece on the ground, but all you found that laid before you is a small, rounded, flat rock >You immediately expect the worst, quickly checking the sole of your shoe, fully expecting to see the remains of the little guy stuck to it, how were you going to get out this situation? >As you hastily survey your shoe, you notice in the blurred part of your vision, the figure of the strange, seemingly out-of-place mare moving closer
>You fully figured you were about to get a just due bucking to the chest, something you would kind of deserve, however, you noticed no remains whatsoever on your shoe, on the usual clutter of dirt and various pebbles that stuck on >As you realize this, you see the gray-coated more slowly kneel her head down before scooping the small, rounded mineral you previously stepped on with a single hoof >She looks ever so intently at it, her single-eyelash eyes blinking apathetically at the small, dark stone as her muzzle threatens to make contact with it
>You paused, almost frozen like one of the large boulders lying around here. Why is she more concerned with this rock than her pet? I...umm, where's your pet exactly? I don't see it anywhere here >She slowly looks up at you, attention moving away from the rock as she looked at you with those same stoic eyes since the beginning >"This is him, his name is Boulder....he's a rock"
>She said ever so calmly, not an ounce of satire or jest, was she being serious right now? That was her pet?
>The stoic, violet-maned mare ever so slightly extended her hoof that had Boulder on, as if she was introducing him to you

>>40987182
>You immediately jump, internally panicking with yourself. Did you just kill someone's pet? Why didn't they scream? Why was she so calm despite the fact you just straight-up murdered their animal friend
>All you felt was the slight elevation of your foot, it must have been a pocket pet. A squirrel? In an isolated environment like this, any company is probably welcomed
>You move back five steps, slightly tripping over the last one, you hoped to find the critter in one piece on the ground, but all you found that laid before you is a small, rounded, flat rock
>You immediately expect the worst, quickly checking the sole of your shoe, fully expecting to see the remains of the little guy stuck to it, how were you going to get out of this situation? >As you hastily survey your shoe, you notice in the blurred part of your vision, the figure of the strange, seemingly out-of-place mare moving closer
>You fully figured you were about to get a just due bucking to the chest, something you would kind of deserve, however, you noticed no remains whatsoever on your shoe, on the usual clutter of dirt and various pebbles that stuck on >As you realize this, you see the gray-coated more slowly kneel her head down before scooping the small, rounded mineral you previously stepped on with a single hoof
>She looks ever so intently at it, her single-eyelash eyes blinking apathetically at the small, dark stone as her muzzle threatens to make contact with it
>You paused, almost frozen like one of the large boulders lying around here. Why is she more concerned with this rock than her pet? I...umm, where's your pet exactly? I don't see it anywhere here
>She slowly looks up at you, attention moving away from the rock as she looked at you with those same stoic eyes since the beginning
>"This is him, his name is Boulder....he's a rock"
>She said ever so calmly, not an ounce of satire or jest, was she being serious right now? That was her pet?
>The stoic, violet-maned mare ever so slightly extended her hoof that had Boulder on, as if she was introducing him to you

Format of that one got fucked, trying again, been too long since I've posted any of my greens

>>40987186
>You've seen some quirky ponies before, with some exuberant traits, but nothing quite like this pony before you, who was so new to you, she was so different, yet so stark and unembellished compared to any other past mare you've interacted with >You softly gaze at her, as she flatly stares back, hoof still extended to show off her pet rock, barely any movements from her apart from the occasional twitch of her left, blue-gray ear >Seemingly the only indicator that she was indeed alive and living, and not some life-like doll in place
O-oh...I've never seen a pet rock before, nice to meet you...Boulder?
>You try your best to appear friendly, giving the smallest, confused-laced smile at the still gray mare
>She looks back at the pocket rock as if she is listening to it greeting me back in full
So, ....what's your name?
>Could of been much better you thought, but it was still a better choice than the seemingly endless silence with the occasional blink
>"My name is Maudileena Daisy Pie"
I-
>"But you can call me Maud Pie, most ponies call me by it anyway"
>She cuts you off before you can even try to pronounce her full name, thankfully with a shortened version, as you were probably going to say it wrong, more than a few times
Well...nice to meet you Mau-
>"And your a Homo Sapien"
U-huh?! What?
>"You are a human...I've never seen one before until now"

>>40989402
>You had ponies comment on your species within the first three minutes of meeting you, sometimes far less than that
>Often with complete surprise, amazement, and pure timidness, sometimes going into the annoying territory
>You've probably heard that exact statement before, but there was no tune of any of those previously mentioned emotions, just complete and total tranquil casualness
>”I’ve heard humans have the same abilities as earth ponies, but better”
Oh, like what exactly?
>”Like walking around…and picking things up….with their hands instead of mouth”
>She blankly said with a tone so muted, you couldn’t at all sense if it was sarcasm or not
>She pauses again, only looking up at you, occasionally blinking those big, unexpressive blue-green eyes
>Was that a joke? Was she wanting you to laugh? You honest to Go- uh….Celestia, hadn’t a single clue
>Eventually, you take a social leap of forward, and begin to softly chuckle, clearly forced on your part, hoping you made the right choice
Ha…Ha..H-
>”I was being partially sarcastic”
>In that moment, it felt like a sharp rock was jabbed into the back of your neck, as you immediately gulped, fuck! Was she self-conscious about being a mere earth pony? You certainly hadn't encountered it before, everyone seemingly indifferent to almost fanatically prideful of their species
>"You are my biggest laugher so far....besides my sister"
>She briefly turns her head, looking away from you and at the gray-clouded sky, as if she was thinking about something, you were trying to wonder what was going on in this mare's head

>>40991907
I want Bat Maud to suck my blood. I work out and eat healthy. So, it would be nutritious for her.

>>40992810
>Maud describing the taste of your blood with the same level of detail as she does with rocks

>>40979073
nice stickies, hope to meet you there (also going to be my first pony con), and I hope you'll find something interesting in my sticker mule'd merch in exchange

>>40994952
>spend tons and tons of time learning to draw
>can’t be arsed to take two seconds and spot the numerous errors in the one short sentence written on it
I’m afraid to learn how to draw now, if it means I have to take points out of my other stats kek. Very cute image.

>>40989974
>"I practice my stand-up routine, it's one of my ways of expressing myself"
>You were shocked she even knew what expressing meant, she certainly hadn't been displaying much of it...at all, in the last five minutes you've been speaking to her (edited)
"Huh...well, it's good to have hobbies and practice them"
>You softly nod with your statement, being truly genuine without any pressure lying on you
>"What's your name?"
>She simply asked, for this entire time, Boulder was still out and resting comfortably on her gray hoof, she finally retrieved her outed limb, softly and slowly placing him in a front pocket, which was more of a hidden cranny in her simple dress rather than a conventional pouch
>Her eyes remained fixed on the small, pocket rock now resting safely in her clothing, like a watchful sibling
"Right, sorry it took this long, my name is Anon"

>>40996540
> 10
bump for boulder. I should read the previous greens you posted too

>>40981040
If I see a person dripping in Maud swag, I'll be sure to come bother you and make things awkward.
>>40994212
I would be happy to exchange some mule merch with you anon. Hopefully I'll see you there.

>>40997151
You'll be able to spot me fairly easily, looking forward to the interaction
>>40996540
>”Anon…..Anon,...I like it”
>The repeat of your name was like a new-born foal learning and saying a new word, only she wasn’t at all lacking intellect or being anything other than deliberate with her words
>Her unreadable gaze is fixed on you, pausing ever so briefly with the closing of those violet eyelids, the most common form of movement from her so far
>”Anon, are you out here playing a game of camouflage?”
“Game of camouflage? No, what’s that Maud?”
>”It’s like hide and seek, but WAY more intense”
>Her eyes widen upon reaching the word way as if to really emphasize it
>....that was honestly the most emotion and emphasis she put into anything so far, despite it still being in her quickly normalizing, prone speech
>It seems like this mare kept surprising you, despite seemingly everything you needed to know about her being achieved by a simple glance at her
“So that’s what you and…uh, Boulder were playing?”
>You essentially pieced it all together while in-mid sentence, as the absurdity, really dawned on you
>How could she ever win exactly? There’s like hundreds upon hundreds of rocks just within the radius of you two, eh three
>”I’ve won most of the games so far, I recognize his scent and sedimentary luster fairly well, not that winning matters much”
>Well fuck, nevermind
>”He likes to hide in my pocket a lot of the time, usually works for most of the duration…anyway, we were just playing that to pass the time until our train arrives”
“Well, that’s..smart of him, wait, train?”
>She nodded, her mane barely moving with her stilted bobbing
>”Train to Ponyvile, I was supposed to visit my sister, it should be there by the time I get there”

>>40999268
>Ponyville? Even the pony that seemingly most fit this place, wanted out for a bit
“Wait, there’s a train station nearby?”
>”It’s not too far away from here, it’s in Rockville”
“Rockville?”
>”You’ve never been here before? It’s called Rockville because it’s all about rocks…and rock-related job opportunities”
>For fuck sake, what is up with this place and rocks?
“Uh, no I haven’t, hence why I’m here without a single clue”
>She only blinks a few times, as if questioning what purpose you had
>”I can walk you there if you want, me and Boulder were about to head back anyway”
“Sure, I’d appreciate it Maud”
>With that, she immediately turned from you and started walking, trusting you to follow her trail without muttering a single flat word
>With her back facing you, you noticed the simple light black satchel fixed to her left flank
>You realize her simple light-blue dress went all the way towards her back, obscuring her rear-end

>>41004788
oh my gaud pie, I love maud pie

>>41002921
>You didn’t know if this was on purpose or not, was she some kind of puritan? Didn’t want rowdy stallions catching a glance?
>All you know was that the only thing exposed, was her complete straightened blue-violet tail, which seemed to remain almost still with each passing step she made
>Usually with ponies, at least with what you’ve observed, somewhat regularly bob and sway whenever they trot, and especially when they straight gallop
>Not her, it was like she had full command and control over it, and that order was to remain as still as one of the numerous rocks laying in the grey, lifeless ground
>She seemed, deliberately in control of each limb, not walking on basic instinct, autopilot, but rather ordering one directly, in real-time
>It was so surreal, seeing a pony move like that, and while she was moving faster than when she first approached you, you wonder if she would even get back to her train in time at this pace

>>40918062
Shenanigans!
Maud would never call a meme "funny".
She would call it "humorous".

>>41005668
>Eventually, the virtually ever-moving image of the exact same scenery began to change, the nonexistent path became to morph into one of a simple dirt road
>Soon, you could make out the appearance of buildings in the distance, you guess she must know this place like the back of her hoof to be able to tell with no signs or natural markers to speak off
>As you two made your way into town, you quite clearly and quickly made out the type of place it was
>This was a pure working-class settlement, with gruff-looking mares, and even gruffer-looking stallions
>Upon one task being finished, they go on to the next without any hesitation or breaks in-between
>The few mares that looked like your normal, soft-centered females you were accustomed to, appeared to have more domestic roles
>They reacted fairly calm to your presence, they weren’t as nonchalant as Maud about you being human, but still seemed decently indifferent
>Looking at you for a brief moment, before immediately turning their attention back to their task, like an alley cat or dog showing up at your workplace
>It was somewhat refreshing
>You realize that nearly all the buildings here were made out of some kind of rock or stone, colors of gray and black being the only variety here
>Your slow-moving guide eventually turns to you, that same still, expressionless face on her, as if you expected it to change at this point
>”If you're looking for work Anon, I think this is a decent place. Usually, spots are open and ponies always looking for an extra hoof….hand in your case”
>She said utterly humorless in tone, as you were dreading having to break your back to earn some bits here
>You had no real incentive to follow her to the train station, yet you did anyway, maybe you’ve started to grow accustomed to her almost empty form of company
>She didn’t seem to mind, soon arriving with you at her destinated goal

ISleepNow

>>40912447
she'd know each and every one of them on a first name basis <s>and they'd tell her everything</s>

Anonymous

>>41009322
You ever... <s>see a pic like this and imagine them on all-fours?</s>

mauds just one of those ponies that's just effortlessly hot

>>41010378
it kinda looks like she has breast

>>41008709
It's my pleasure
>>41008614
>The train station wasn’t anything special, seemed usual, something you’ve encountered and visited numerous times before
>But even here, the town’s dull quality seemed to ooze ever so slightly at this lone station
>Seats that looked slightly uncomfortable to sit in for longer than five minutes, station building itself made of the obvious mineral material, even the glass to the ticket booth looked dreary
>You both got there in relative time, the train had already arrived as productive steam idly pumped into the lifeless air
>The multi-color exterior of it seemed out of place in the faded color location, looking like it wanted nothing more than to chug on to a more lively town
>You hear a loud, low-pitch warning from a stallion that the train will be leaving in five minutes, well…I guess this is where you say goodbye
>You looked at the still, gray mare who turns her head to you, blinking ever so softly and slowly
>There was a sudden thing of sadness coming over you then and there, you didn’t know exactly why. You hadn’t known this strange, expressionless violet-maned mare for even an hour, and yet you were saddened to see her go
>Perhaps it was the fact that she was leaving you in this back-breaking town to grind out for bits for who knows long, that she was the pony you were most familiar with in this foreign area, or that most of all…you knew you would never meet a mare like her ever again
>”Thank you for walking with me Anon, despite Boulder being here, I appreciated the brief company and the slight sating of my curiosity”
>Her words by themselves were kind, a little oddly weirded, but genuine, however, the lacing of said words with her vacant voice put it in a different perspective

>>41014584
I think I’m harder than Boulder.

>>41016421
I love how their satchels are full of rocks. Maybe they use their tails to sling the rocks at enemies?

>>41014001
>Despite this, you could still tell you meant it, and you didn’t exactly know how you knew that…you just did
>With a simple, slow raise of her hoof towards you, turning into a somber wave, she turned seemingly for the last time and out of your life
>You couldn’t even get a parting view of her rear due to the simple blue frock that seemed to be the only accessory of bright color she had beside her mane
>As you watch her fall into the line of eager ponies, all the ones in front of her seeming ever so eager to leave this grueling settlement, you notice there was still not an ounce of haste or urgency with her step
>Each step, appearing ever so planned, as the line got shorter and shorter until she was met with the ticket agent
>He was a solidly built stallion, though groomed enough to make clear he wasn’t from here, his gray coat being lighter than the straight-faced mare in front of him
>”Ticket, please ma'am”
>Without question, her muzzle went to her light satchel, opening it before scouting its insides, before soon withdrawing…two tickets?
>The stallion merely looked to her sides, and quick peer behind her before looking back at her with a confused gaze
>”Uh, ma'am, where is your friend or acquaintance?”
>You knew instantly who it was, a slight sigh leaving you as the gray mare soon retrieved Boulder and presented to the somewhat bewildered stallion

>>41023251
A horrid shame this never got the attention it deserved.
>>41019948
>You could tell he was more than muddled and questioning what was wrong with her, but he had no desire to argue or open up that can of worms, only softly sighing
>”Miss…uh, Boulder here, doesn’t classify under any pony or creature that needs a ticket, you still have a free spot”
>With that declaration, your eyes somewhat glinted, as it wasn’t long until Maud turned her head to find you still where she left you, softly blinking at you as those turquoise eyes zoned in with their quickly familiar lack of intensity
>”Anon…would you like to come with me on my trip to Ponyville?”
>Her offer lacked any of the outward kindness you’d expect from someone making such a generous offer, it was hoofed out ever so plainly, to the point where it sounded like a necessity rather than a lavish choice
>You ever wondered how you were able to hear her so clearly, with the sounds of activity around you, including the incessant sound of the train engine idly warming up
>It was like her stony voice went through all the other clutter, straight to your senses, without a single raise of her vocals, was there even a way those could be raised?
>You steadily approach, your answer being clear with your trudge over to her side, a soft glance over from her as the cold stare went back to the stallion
>”This is my other acquaintance”

> the christmas truce football game is cut short

>>41024157
>She declared blankly, not at all seeming to care about the sudden change of seat arrangement, not a single ounce of annoyance in her voice or posture
>You’d thought someone as quiet and impassive as this violet-maned mare, would appreciate her train trip alone with merely her rock friend
>The ticket stallion glances at you, less than surprised, but less than expecting to see someone like you walking up with her
>Perhaps you’ve seen him before, it wasn’t the first time you’ve been on a train, but quite a few of these stallions’ faces blended in with one another over time for you
>”Alright, second-class are two carriages up, you two are free to move along, we are getting going shortly”
>With that, the stallion made his leave, idly pulling out and checking his pocket watch as he did so, punctual, a good trait to have

>>41023921
>listening to Rocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw1<wbr>Tqsm0Wlg
I like to imagine Maud's taste in music is shaped by only trying albums or songs that reference rocks in some way.

>>41026444
Sure
>>41025456
>Her soon-to-be prophetic words stole you from your train of thought, no pun ever intended
>Despite the train leaving at any minute, clear signs from the bellowing of the active engine and increased exhale of steam, she still stood there, as still as can be without a sign of urgency>Second class? You realize then and there, that all the ponies lined up before Maud, were going to the carriages descending it
>What was this mare’s job exactly? Well, clearly it had something to do with rocks, but what was her position to get something as trivial as an upgraded train seat, two for that matter
>Perhaps she was of an upper standing, at least within this grueling place
>Despite her appearance being somewhat plain and subdued, in comparison with most of the other ponies in this town, her simple blue frock, and eyeshadow made her stand out
>If she did sit with the ponies in third class, she’d probably look luxuriant when in contrast to her neighboring passengers
>”Anon, the train is going to be leaving soon”

>>41024607
Glim Glam looks more like she belongs on the Ost Front

>>40910244
>10 Years
time really does fly huh?

>>41029042
A decade of the best rock mare

>>41029800
>It all returns to nothing
Is that a NGE reference?

>>41029800
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

>>40910244
Mare an anniversary general and list all dates.
Then, make an M6 family for all family members of the M6.
Sometimes we have spam.

>>41027791
>You immediately rush over, the last thing you want to do is make this peculiar mare miss her trip, though you morbidly wondered what kind of response she would have if you did
>As you came to her, she steadily boarded the destinated carriage, expecting you to follow without saying a word
>You take one final look back at the preceding carriages, the blinds to the windows curled up, allowing you to see inside
>Gloomy and exhausted faces, you notice many of them having plenty of luggage with them, this was a one-way trip for these ponies, to a better and more colorful life, at least you hoped
>As you climbed aboard, you instinctively made sure to lower your head, you weren’t the tallest but you knew most places still weren’t physically accommodating to your species
>You were suddenly hit with the scent of sweetness as you entered, a far cry from the smell of sweat and the somewhat pungent aftermath of grueling all day with minerals of earlier
>The interior matched the pleasant scent, welcoming passengers with a certain level of comfort, from the matted train seats that looked decent enough to pass out on, to the simple engravings on the blinds
>You did wonder how they were able to always maintain the light green carpet that fitted the flooring, no doubt being trampled on by hundreds of hooves from various walks of life all across this place, seemingly every day with little stops
>There were only about half a dozen or so ponies here, most of them you figured were from a different spot, just waiting out the stop rather than venture out to the dull town, you couldn’t really blame their lack of adventure
>If there was even anyone in first-class, you imagine they were a long way from their destination, and currently have their blinds all the way down so they don’t even have to look at this place
>As you walked in slowly, it didn’t take long for you to spot Maud, standing and staring at you on the green path, seemed she already picked her spot….and was waiting for you?

>>41032535
>The seats she was standing still next to, were completely empty and waiting to be filled
>You didn’t know this was an act of courtesy or her merely wanting to sit away from the window, you just couldn’t tell with this mare, not that you could really read her
>You noticed some glares and soon heard some soft gossiping leak into the room, guess they were aware of your presence now
>Perhaps they thought you two were a thing, you were the two oddest ones one out, certainly would win the strangest couple in Equestria
Oh, thanks Maud
>You simply say as she lets you pass over to the usually desired, window seat, not saying a word back but rather just softly gazing at you with those large, almost calming eyes that seemed to blink far less when they found a target to stare at
>Despite the seats being made for ponies in mind, they were still rather comfortable, feeling more like a comfy mini-bed rather than a seat for transport, and while you certainly couldn’t lay your entire body down like the mares here, you could still realize and take a much-needed breather

>>41038368
I can feel the awkward tension yeesh.

>>41041035
Thank you, I try to describe the feeling perfectly

>>41038368
>As you got seated, Maud steadily climbed the second half of the cushioned seat, the speed being comparable to someone being raised down rather than up, it was somewhat strange seeing such a motionless mare like her have movements that wasn’t just walking
>She rested in a sitting position, all fours making contact with the cushion, her back arched ever so slightly, making her violet tail raise barely
>Even with just sitting and getting, she had…just a unique way of doing it, that just had to be seen for yourself to be fully explained, her position allowed you to better spot out her hooves
>Her Persian-gray color that made up her coat, was in pristine condition, despite traversing the rocky, rough earth for who knows how long, with no spec of dirt or anything of the sort, she was absolutely sterile for this kind of living environment
>Despite this place being so odd, she was even odder being placed in it, around ponies giving their blood, sweat, and tears
>Her hooves were as still as can be, no fidgeting or moving around to speak of, you noticed how they looked slightly more toned than the average mare, perhaps this simple-dressed mare has done a fair of hard work
>It wasn’t long until Maud retrieved Boulder from her hidden pocket, you were off put by it at the first interaction, but you were increasingly getting used to “his” presence, you watched as she slowly circled the rock on her taintless hoof, with very soft and gentle motions, like she was handling a butterfly, her look was of calm fixation
>Your observation of her rock-idling was interrupted by the unmistakable sound of the train’s howling, followed by the initial few hard chugs to signify that you were finally on your move away from here…with an unexpected guest
>You could of tried and trail off to a nap, wouldn’t of been the biggest challenge, but you were somewhat intrigued by the gray mare sitting hushly next to you, she probably wouldn’t of mined you being dead silent for the entire way there, but yet, you wanted to try and make some talk..if possible

Remember when her VA was a stripper? There were vids out there

>>41046862
Yes, I have the photo of M.A Larson signing her ass after some erotic dance she at one of the cons, I don't have any videos though so feel free to share

>>41046862
>Most clothed pony
>VA is a stripper
God loves those kinds of jokes

>>41047002
Is there some write up on the incident?

>>41048707
Long story short, there was some kind of 18+ event at one of the bronycons, and there was an advertisement for some kind of surprise. The surprise was Ingrid Nilson performing an erotic dance, well after it was done, M.A Larson himself went over and signed her ass. Here's the photo

>>41050009
Well then. Did not know she could do that. Thanks for sharing.
Also that Larson face.

>>41052943
You have no idea how long I was searching for it, I randomly found it while on an archived thread from years back.

>>40936359
Two things I like, together in one Maud!

>>41053026
>Kirin Maud
>Expressionless, stoic, bone crushing, flame sex with Kirin Maud
New fantasy unlocked.

>>41055130
At least when given a little push out of page 10

>>41049647
Wish I could spend time in nature with .aud.

OP here. Nice to see this last this long.<br>Also next week is the tenth anniversary of the season 4 finale. There may be something in the works for that.

>>41056108
Honestly I'm just bumping to get this to 500

>>41056108
It’s the least I can do for best mare, she’s owed at least that

>>41044601
“...So, Maud, do you live around here?”
>Her attention is soon drawn towards you, emerald cold-gaze meeting you while Boulder remained safely on her hoof
>”Yes, not in town, I live nearby, my parents’ owned farm, you’ve probably seen the silo in the distance on your way here”
>Farming? You thought the soil around this place looked like it couldn’t grow even the most effortless of crops, from the most skilled of earth ponies, it would explain the almost puritan-like frock she dawned
“What does your family farm again? It looks pretty hard to grow anything around her..uh, no offense”
>You essentially walked right into this one, as the calm mare simply responded
>”Rocks. It’s a Rock farm, we harvest and collect minerals, a few of it actually gets processed in the town, our minerals are usually used in buildings and architecture in Canterlot”
“...That’s actually very cool and intriguing, if I somehow wander into Canterlot again, I’ll make sure to check some of the buildings again”
>Despite the somewhat impressive feat of her family’s farm, she didn’t have an ounce of visible pride or brag with her speech, speaking only factually and nonchalantly, like she was giving a tour guide for the fiftieth time, you would think an earth pony would be openly proud to admit their products are sold directly to the lavish Canterlot, but not her, she was strikingly humble about it all

>>41062587
Their rock hats reminds me of The Flintstones.

>>41064886
Maud can look sexy in even the simplest clothes.

>>41064939
She's autistic so you know she's selected really nice feeling fabrics too. Imagine running your hand over that rump

>>41064939
It's modest yet elegant in its own unique way

>>41064944
It would be soft and satisfyingly solid at the same time. Her rump would not be flabby.

>>40945263
I bet she’s listening to some classic rock. Probably The Rolling Stones.

>>40923962
Bruh, Pie's got something for everyone.
Milf, Dilf, Siblings, Bored expressions, peppy personalities, domination, shyness, bitchy, potential tsundere, traditional family ways, simple life, potential repressed sexualities, potential incest, country girls for city boys....
etc.

>>40995278
They're just ESL anon. Or draw themselves to sleep.
Pick your poison.

>>41032827
>>41034639
>>41071004
Specify hardness according to Mohs hardness scale.

>>41046862
>>41047002
an erotic dance from Maud while remaining completely straight-faced is an amusing concept

>>41074966
Three thoughts on this:
I can completely imagine it. It makes complete sense. It would be sexy as hell.

>oopsie, standing on my hind legs makes my ass look bulky

>>41079104
Reading it in her voice just makes it so much better

>>41080463
>>41081110
So many good images I haven’t seen before

>You can't fix me, you know.
>Others have tried.
>That's why I don't bother with the whole 'special somepony' thing anymore.
>It's good at first.
>But sooner or later they expect me to change.
>They think that if they try hard enough they can make me happy.
>But I'm already happy.
>They think they can make me love things like music or fashion or board games.
>But I think rocks are better than all those things.
>I know I'm weird.
>I know that my voice and my face aren't like other ponies.
>It makes people think I'm broken on the inside.
>But I'm not.
>They can't fix me because there's nothing to fix.
>And when they figure that out, they leave.
>I used to try and change for them.
>I tried to be more like Pinkie.
>But it never worked.
>And I like being me.
>So to answer your question, no, I don't have a special somepony.
>It's not that I don't want one.
>I just don't want to keep disappointing them.
>And I don't want to feel like who I am isn't good enough.
>I know it doesn't look like it, but I have lots of feelings.
>And they get hurt just like everypony else.
>I'm guessing that you were planning to ask next if you could be my special somepony.
>You shouldn't ask me that.
>I doubt you feel the same way about rocks as I do.
>Which means we won't really understand each other.
>And then when it ends, we'll both feel bad.
>You deserve somepony that you have more in common with.
>That can cheer you up and make you feel loved when you need it.
>I'm not good at that.
>I'm only good with rocks.
>That's why it's better if you don't ask that question that you were going to ask.
>But if you had a question about rocks then I can answer that for you.

>>41081110
I wish I could have Maud look at my rocks

>>41081617
>Be Anon
>Listening intently as Maud shares her perspective.
>Wow, she really lays it out there.
>Doesn't sugarcoat how different she is from most ponies.
>But also how at peace she is with herself.
>Can't help but respect her brutal honesty and self-awareness.
>She's clearly been hurt by ponies who couldn't accept her for who she is.
>But she hasn't let it make her bitter or closed off.
>Just realistic about the difficulties of connecting with most ponies on a deeper level.
>Still, you can't fight this feeling that you get her in a way most don’t.
>You share her fascination with rocks and the natural world.
>Plus you're a bit of an outsider yourself.
>"You know Maud, I think you might be right that most ponies wouldn't understand you."
>"But I'm not most ponies."
>"I know what it's like to feel like you don't quite fit in."
>"To have interests and perspectives that seem bizarre to others."
>"But that's exactly why I'm drawn to you."
>"Your authenticity, your refusal to change just to conform, your eccentric passions."
>"Those are the things I love about you, not in spite of them but because of them."
>"I'm not saying we're made for each other or anything."
>"But I am saying I want to try and understand you better than anypony has before."
>"If you'll let me, that is."
>Reach into bag, pull out a piece of petrified wood.
>"This is for you, by the way."
>"I found it while hiking last week and knew you'd appreciate it."
>"No strings, no expectations, just thought you might like a new rock for your collection."

>>41081639
What if she tries to test the cleavage of your rocks?

>>41083806
as long as she asks first, otherwise it'd be
>rape

>>41085032
A message we should all subscribe to

>>41085032
She likes that old time Rock & Roll

>>41086511
Huge emphasis on the rock part

>>41090549
Based, I’m so proud we got our rock mare to stay for this long, the thread almost died last night but my Maud senses were tingling and made a last second bump

>>41091468
Maud dirty talk is next level

>>41083506
She's clearly thinking of sandstone. I often think of sandstone myself.

I’ll try and get back on working on my green, just been exhausted recently

>>41096634
No pressure, it’s a good green

>>41099080
I’m a total perfectionist, especially when it comes to Maud

>>41094992
Stark, unforgiving, and uncompromising sexiness.

What is the rock, or mineral, on Maud's cutie mark? I'm going to go with a chunk of Smoky Quartz that has been round cut and polished.

>>41101761
A legitimate question, I guess the real question is what kind of mineral/rock Tom is, since that’s what her cutie mark is based off of

>>41102233
I always assumed Tom was limestone

>>41060405
>”However, there’s a new market for our minerals that has been growing recently”
“Which is..?”
>”Pet rocks, it’s a booming new market that has seen some growth”
>The thought of anyone but her having a pet rock seemed foreign at this point, but you wouldn’t question it, only nodding with somewhat visible confusion
“So, you and your parents work alone? You don’t have anyone working with you?”
>Her gaze was back on Boulder, but you could tell she was still listening intently, as her left ear once again twitched briefly
>”No, I have two other sisters who work and share the total workload, occasionally we get extra-hooves from elsewhere, but they don’t tend to stick around long”
>”So..four sisters in total, and one of them is in Ponyville?”
>”Correct, I’m the middle foal of the family”
>She said it coldly, not in a way that implied it bother her, but the complete opposite, her eyes seemed locked on her rocky pet at this moment
>You were surprised to learn that she was the middle child, you fully expected with how unnaturally composed and controlled she was, that the mare was surely the eldest, you could only fathom how the actual oldest carried herself
>There was a sudden silence between the two of you, only being tainted by the sounds of idle chatter around you and the moving, clanking along the tracks that became easygoing to your hearing

>>41103849
The “diamond” Rarity thinks she has at the start of season 2

>>41094992
O.O
Excuse me!!
wooooooow
Aoooooga
BOIIIINNGINGINGING
> bow tie spins around
> pupils turn into hearts
> boner
> faint from sudden brain blood loss
> my soul departs my body playing a harp

>>41109091
Damn, that's sexy.
>Verification not required.

>>41109091
It’s a shame that like 90% of his Maud pics have futa, because he really draws her well

>>41109091
I'm not an expert in female biology, but shouldn't her makeup wash off by water?

What if Maud farted in the same room as you?

>>41113046
Allow me to return from my ruck and I will

>>41113270
Looking, forward to it! Cheers and good luck!

Goodnight, Maud thread. I hope you get the content creators you deserve.

>>41113372
>bumping a thread over bump limit

CONGRATSULATIONS MAUD U MAUD IT TO THE BUMP LIMIT!!!!!!

>>41103035
>You softly stared at her, feeling slightly awkward, it looked like it would be complete silence from her for the rest of the trip until she surprised you
>”Anon, do you have any hobbies?”
>For once, it was her catching your stare, meeting it unflinching with cool, lavender mascara that blinked minimally
>You were slightly caught off-guard, you weren’t expecting her to continue the conversation when it was indeed dead in the water, did she have some trivial interest?
“I..uh…don’t have many Maud, I’m usually traveling around, so I don’t have much opportunity to acquire some…I guess I like some reading?”
>That certainly could have come out a little better…
>”I have a few, I like expressing myself through a couple of means, like my wardrobe”
>The idea of her wanting to express herself seemed strange to you, perhaps the word meant differently to her, the almost drab dress she wore certainly spoke to her personality, at least the side you knew so far
“Well Maud, I think your dress looks nice, it fits you….do you have any other hobbies?”
>Oh the can of worms you just unwittingly opened with that question

>”I write and make verses, specifically poetry that I read myself”
“You make poems? Like, actually write them down and publish them?”

>She nods softly, slowly blinking at you that almost seemed like slow-motion, despite her violet-applied lids always appearing half-closed, softly glancing down at Boulder before back at you

>>41113492
Also, with us reaching the bump limit, I fear I won't be able to finish this all by the time it's archived or naturally dies. I may have to finish everything on pastebin or something and post it in the writefag thread for anyone interested

>>41113456
I’m so fucking proud of her, 10 years of Maud

>>41113498
Whatever you decide, I'll continue to read Anon.

>>41113552
>Hand on Maud rump
This is the way.
>Verification not required.

>>41113605
I’ll probably have to move over to writefag thread, be on the look out if your interested, I would suggest making another Maud thread, but I think they only work when there’s some time past between them unlike other characters

If this is the last post before the threat dies, I just want to say, Maud Pie is best pony and I’m thankful to everyone who participated in celebrating her 10 year anniversary, she deserves it.

OP here. Congrats on keeping this around until bump limit.<br><s>the 2014-2015 hiatus is going to be tough</s>