Humans deal with so much sexual harassment in Equestria...

>>41098397
They're not even subtle about it

>>41098397
You believe that this fantasy you have would be pleasant, but in reality it would be hell. Once you get harassed and molested, even raped, your mind will become clear and you’ll suddenly notice that this deranged version of Equestria that you found yourself in is not the one you came to enjoy while watching the show. This is just your lowest passions getting over your head, for a moment of pleasure, and an eternity of suffering.

>>41098397
man I can’t help but laugh at this shit FUCK

>>41098449
>"He looks like he packs a mean lip!"
>"AGREED!"

>>41098495
Fluttershy if she was a vet. Seriously. Every single army/marine guy I know is addicted to chewing tobacco. I'd still kiss and suck Fluttershy's rotten yellow teeth tho...

>>41098495
This is how Fluttershy shows up when you invite her to go fishing

>>41098402
It just wants a butt scratch, animal rapist

>>41098397
I think this just happens in greens, actually

>>41098397
>that one anon who hated the MLP IP but got sent to Equestria

>>41098397
I sure would accept one from Fluttershy.

>>41099300
>yes I would like one sexual harassment please

>>41099302
How the fuck did you found out what I said to Fluttershy?

>>41098495
isn’t that stuff that fluttershy is eating expensive

>>41099007
That suit is bound to be stained.

>>41098449
Indeed, this is the fate of all cloppers.

>>41098641
Judging from the behavior, I tend to assume it's a mare. There's tons of videos of mares presenting their rears to people and using fences for stimulation and such. Stallions usually perform belly slaps instead.

>>41100176
>rarity spills wine on your suit
>feigns surprise and apologizes
>offers to clean it for you
>she now has most of your clothes and you will be half naked in her boutique until she cleans it
I think it was all part of the plan

Would your waifu even love you or would she love your body and fat human cock?

>>41098449
You drastically underestimate both my sex drive and perversion.

>>41101286
>implying both are mutually exclusive

>>41098397
How can they tell that just by looking at me?!?!

>>41098587
Kek
>>41098634
This. A dog will do this too. Just scratch the butt and keep your mind out of the gutter.

>>41103100
I would happily scratch the horse butt if it wanted it.

Anons, answer me straight and honestly: I fantasize about turning into myself as a kid with the same memories and experiences that I have now and growing up being constantly teased by horny mares. Is that fucked up or not?

>>41103949
>I fantasize about pedo mares fucking me
No, not at all.

>>41103949
>Is that fucked up or not?
Most definitely. But having self-awareness about one's degenerate fantasies means you aren't completely fucked up

Nopony has a human fetish quite like Derpy she'll take your seed by any means necessary

>>41103949
I wish I could go back to being a kid almost every day.

>>41103949
In that scenario you’re a victim and only a fool would victim blame.

>>41106788
In that scenario he's a fuckable little bitch who fantasizes about getting molested by pedo mares. He's a from being a victim.


Anonymous

>>41098515
I would poomp her full of cum

>>41098515
Svengallop has stepped up the marketing tactics I see

>>41098515
... and friends.
>https://derpibooru.org/images/1331<wbr>602

>>41098515
The gayest mare outside Lyra and Bonbon. I hate the whole “two same sex characters are friends therefore they’re gay” trope but the way she interacts with AJ feels like dyke shit. Great pony regardless and I wish we saw more of her.

>>41098515
I hate her sometimes because I can't spell her name right.

>>41099462
It sounds like you’re projecting your gay mindvirus onto them because they were acting like good friends do

>>41099462
she's actually based and one of the more trad ponies. go be gay somewhere else slut

>>41098520
Why are there 2 brake pedals?

>>41099493
Backup in case the first one fails.

>>41099493
It’s the clutch. She shifts it with her ponut like all standardfags do

>>41099467
>>41099488
I explicitly stated that being good friends doesn’t equal faggotry so why would I project homosexuality on her? Also
>one of the more trad ponies
How? She’s a pop star that is heavily based on lady gaga, which is probably where I’m picking up the lesbian vibes now that I think about it.

>>41099522
Did you even watch the show? She only went lady gaga mode because she was being manipulated by fagboi. When she was a filly she sang songs about ponies being united and how Equestria is for ponies (implied fuck you to creatures). And later, it was her humble and down to earth friend that reminded her that she's based and sang that song again after dropping the gaga act. And she is big into supporting fillies and colts, without some kind of weird agenda.

>>41099661
I still can't believe they did that and had the manager be an actual jewish reference, too.
AKR subtly naming the jew in her last ep like a boss.

>>41099493
One brakes one side the other brakes the other. You can take the corners faster by braking the side you are turning towards.


>>41098524
What was the point of this thread? It feels like the quality of posts are going down

>>41098551
Look I don't hate the board, but come on man. At least try a prompt rather than just saying friendship, that's no better than a simple (.) on the post box.
If you want share images just say so in the op post

>>41098524
Friendship? Friendship... again?


Rarity is the hottest character in both shows. Everything about her is pure unf, prove me wrong.

>>41098566
Rarity is the least attractive of the M6. She tries too hard.

>>41099492
Yeah, unfortunately...
But it's still funny IMO. Hard to find an absurdity that doesn't turn out to be someone's fetish.

>>41098566
>both shows.
FiM and Pony Life?

>>41099502
I honestly wasn't a fan of Rarity until I started writefagging in an old general and Rarity was a main character in the green. I looked over ple ty of pictures and rewatched episodes to make sure I was getting her right, and I ended up really liking her. I'm now a Rarifag.

>>41100164
were you a Dashfag by chance?

>>41100186
why is a dashfag the first option?

>>41100279
whats the git gud option for ponies then?

>>41099431
I have a video about that.
Do you want a video?

>>41100355
Let me re-elaborate on that. I was a sunfag until Shimmy was introduced. Then she took my #1 spot and has held it firmly ever since. Celestia was a second, until I conversation to Rarity. So technically still a shimmerfag, but given that it's an untouchable pedestal, it's not fair to compare anyone else. Rarity may as well be the best otherwise.

>>41098572
Huh? I constantly get told that Argentina is white, that they have the highest euro descended population in South America, that the Nazi's escaped there after the war

>>41098566
OP has no taste. Thinking rarity is the hottest character shows how basic you are. I'm a Sunfag through and through <3

>>41100186
I was a dashfag, but I am now <s>dash-rare-chrysalis haremfag</s>. What does that make me?

>>41098566
We posting spandex clad EQGs?

They're so hot.

>>41101074
They are whitish, but not really white. You can tell because Argentina is a shithole and not a pleasant high trust society.

>>41101983
>nazis run to Argentina after WW2
>it turns into a shithole
>they're not even considered white, just whitish

>>41100279
Not for me. I was a rarifag for most of the shows running, but now I'm a dashfag. I think Rarity is the best written character in the show, but I know I wouldn't get along well with her in reality. Dash just fits my personality better and the more I think about life with her, the more I love her.

>>41102430
<s>(\</s>
AJ is another good mare that I didn't care much about in the show but could see myself getting along with great.


>>41098654
True. She's like a better Celestia.

>loving her is MANDATORY
imagine the dictatorship

>>41099247
sitting on a throne all day does that to a motherfucker

>>41099367
God I wish my face was that throne


>>41098718
Rarity can't sing she just farts into the microphone.


Staged, photoshopped, ai generated and deepfaked photo

Four out of five mares surveyed preferred human dildos to horsecocks.

>>41098594
Equestria has fallen.
Billions must die.

>>41098561
Hi Lyra, you look different today, new mane cut?

>>41099079
Princess of Ponyville
What? You expected her to be the princess of an abstract concept? That's dumb, don't be ridiculous.


... making fun of you for being stuck in the rain

>>41098884
oof you directly impaled the anus


As for someone who suffers from antisociality, social anxiety and shyness in general, having this pony as a sister-in law, colleague, co-worker or whatever would be a real torture.

you didn't see the episode with cranky donkey did you? he thought she was going to give him this giant party but it was actually exactly what he wanted, a quiet time with the things and people he loved.<br>in short, watch the show faggot

>>41099104
I think everyone will agree a character like Cranky has no place in Equestria which is why hes alone and miserable and well, ugly. Its just a simple fact of life. Gilda was chased out for being a thief and a bully and being an abomination a donkey foreigner not joining in on pony merriment has no place there.

>>41099110
>alone
didn't watch the show yet again. he got his waifu and you didn't.. damn if he has no place because he's ugly and alone. yet has a wife and has friends. what does that mean for you?

>>41099113
You sound titillated, both were ugly donkeys enjoying their own company away from society. Thats how it works. The system works and up until S5 nobody even acknowledged its existence.

>>41099115
again. same could be said for you, an ugly human needs an ugly human wife. yet you want a mare don't you? if cranky who did nothing wrong can't be there then neither can you

>>41098990
I've had co-workers like Pinkie before, and they often tried to get me out of my shell. Sure, it was kind of annoying, but I know they were just trying to help me out. Unfortunately, nothing they tried ever made any difference. I'm just too mentally screwed up at this point.

>>41099117
Anon you're projecting hard, they're fictional donkey characters that nobody cared about in-universe or outside of it. Do not project on the next comment you make, this is your last attempt at making an argument.

>>41098990
have you considered that "you" don't exist and all these descriptors are manifestations of an holographic projection of an ego in a spacetime backdrop, which is also brought into this false reality that your ego clings to dividing and categorizing things, finding logical relationships and holding it's human rationality above it all, as some sort of idol of the culmination of evolutionary decisions brought forth in this doomed to rot flesh, along with the doomed to dementia mind? Maybe it's time to put away the toys and find out what's beneath these ideas of antisociality, anxiety, therapy mind worm, CIA bullshit and wake up to the unchanging reality at the center of it all. Or maybe not, maybe find another disease to parade around and REJECT Pinkie Pie, the one trying to get through to you. Sad, really.

>>41099122
>this is your last attempt at making an argument.
your mother

>>41099130
Thank you, dr. Freud. I feel better now... NOT!

>>41098990
As someone who suffers from antisociality, social anxiety and shyness in general, having this pony as my waifu has been nothing but a blessing.

>>41098990
>>41099121
>I've had co-workers like Pinkie before
Sounds like hell

>>41099110
>thief and a bully
>chased out

>>41098990
I want to pound her plump pink asshole until it's utterly destroyed.

>>41099746
Suri Polomare did absolutely nothing wrong.


>>41099195
>"Erm... Anon?"
>"What do you mean, you want to come inside me?"
>"How's that going to work? Are you some kind of shapeshifer?"
>"WAIT, and even then you shouldn't be inside of me! What would you even want to do inside of me! Like... what I store in my body is my thing! It's private! And it's non of your business Anon!"

I wanted to cum inside Rainbow Dash before it was cool

>>41099195
Wake up babe, the weekly IWTCIRD thread just showed up!

pov you are waking up with your wife fluttershy.jpg

>>41099287
>"Can we, um, cum inside her together? If you wanted to, that is..."
>Fluttershy blushes as she removes the covers, the heavy strap-on she punishes Angel with swinging to hit the rabbit once more as he tries to hop away from the bed

>>41099210
What does she store in her body then?

I want to cum inside Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

>>41100462
Why do we not ever use this pose

>>41100485
because the first post was born out of irony
he didn't actually want to cum inside rainbow dash

>>41100462
I wonder if the guy who animated this scene got a hard on from it

>>41100485
because that is AFTER you cum inside rainbow dash

>>41100462
I uh, think rainbowdash wants to cum inside me...

ISleepNow

>>41099195
At what point would you not want to if she were overran with AI slop?

Anonymous

>>41100485
This image has a more 'I want Rainbow Dash to cum inside me' vibe.


>Look everypony, Anon refuses to get naked like the rest of us. Hes not even confident in his own body!

>>41099198
I have a small dick. Please...

linky sad depressed; will kill herself soon.png

>>41099198
>the "weird" pony
>only pony who wears actual clothes
total normie death

>>41099198
I'm not surprised that some of the designs were reused but holy shit they're actually just copy-pasted. That's kind of disturbing.

>>41099213
No, it's Earth pony inbreeding

>>41099198
I counted 24 mares and 7 stallions.

>Proceeds to unveil my repulsive fat hairy Ron Jeremy gut
>None of the mares will make eye contact

>>41099285
>get naked
>they don't stop staring

>ponies start thinking you’re trying to be better than them by wearing clothes
>you hear grumblings from various ponies about physically tearing off your clothes

>>41099369
The fear of this happening is the only thing that gets me to the gym

>>41099373
>the silence is broken by a mare saying "Tummy."
>another pony pipes up. "Tummy."
>multiple ponies say it together now. "Tummy."
>a chant begins to spread
>"Tummy. Tummy. Tummy. Tummy. Tummy."
>ponies as far as the eye can see are looking to stare at your gut and join the chant, leaking their homes and looking from windows
>you put on a false smile as the chanting grows louder
>"I-I'll start dieting okay? Please just don't bully me."
>the chanting increases in volume
>you think about fleeing but your legs become anchors
>you do the only thing you can think of
>you smack your belly with your palms, to the chanting
>the chanting aligns with your smacks, before you slap both hands at once and let out a great burp that lasts nearly 10 seconds and roars across the land
>the chant ends with a cheer as you suddenly find yourself at a healthy weight, Twilight galloping to you
>"You did it, Anon! You accepted yourself and the culture of Equestria! You let the magic of friendship in and now it will help care for you!"
>you give her a look of bewilderment
>"You think we can eat cupcakes all day without magic to keep us from getting fat and type 2? Cmon Anon, let's go to Sugarcube Corner."

>>41099392
I wish I had fat removing magic...

>>41099285
>bulk biceps looking away
he's a real bro for that

>itt: men body-shaming fellow men
Good job validating the femcels, guys. Well done.

>>41099742
>femcels
Now THOSE are things that are not real.

>>41099429
I didn't think I needed crotchpitties in my life

>>41099285
Wow, turns out ponies love fat manlets with a little dick

ISleepNow

>>41099208
that works out fine. If it's small enough they'll just think you're featureless and just ignore it

Anonymous

>>41099198
I want to live nude in Equestria.

>>41099742
Yes? I want my ponybros to get fit because I know it makes them feel better. How can we expect you to take care of your favourite amres if you don't even take care of your own body?

>>41099213
G$hekel is a fake and gay plastic and cardboard world

>>41099208
I too have a small dick, but it'd be really hot for the ponies to be at eye level with my dick and have to ignore it, despite the fact it's inches away from them while we have a conversation, I'd throb and make it twitch just to have them glance at it momentarily and despite not getting any attention I'd probably begin to leak like a faucet everywhere, and around town that isn't a problem, I know someone like Rarity would just HATE to get such perverse slime all over her nice carpet!
The first time, she'd get me a tissue of course, but later she'd probably gift me a nice little decorative cocksock to absorb the pre-cum.
I'd go on, but I doubt anybody wants me to.

>>41101695
>"Stop pissing yourself, you retard."

>>41101890
>Implying news of the reason of the cocksock won't travel via gossip

>>41101892
>the cocksock has a long-ranged stench of piss

>>41101912
Why are you obsessed with my piss in this scenario?
I'm going to wash it every day.

>>41102086
>He doesn't wash his laundry with piss
>he doesn't mop his floors with a mix of week old piss and bleach
>he doesn't dust off his walls by firing a firehose pressured piss at the dust
>he doesn't shower in his own piss

>>41102095
I prefer to reuse my piss by storing it in jars, rather than just pouring it down the drain after i'm done cooking

>>41101695
No, I think she'd just kick you out. In fact I think that's what all of Ponyville would do.


it looks like thousands of bees stung her ass

>7k pixels high
>tiny text
>buckley tier comic

What galaxy did this artist come from?

>>41098798
There's a fine line between swollen and fat ass

>>41098792
Is this from the same artist who is drawing the Fluttershy-Mrs. Shy incest comic?

>>41099179
Yeah. That one looks way better though.

>>41098832
>>41098798
Why do trannies hate welost so much?

>>41099275
idk I feel like his art is pretty hit-or-miss. He's good at drawing, but he goes overboard with the proportions a lot

>>41098792
>retarded proportions
>poop nigga
>cuckshit
lol, lmao

>>41098792
I'll never get the appeal of anal
Posey was made for strictly breeding sex

>>41098792
Is /mlp/ an ass-centric board?

>>41098792
At that age they're just pleased to receive any attention whatsoever from anything with a cock.

>>41099443
It took you this long to figure that out?
In fairness, it is harder to tell since (((they))) banished the ass-worship-thread.

>>41099275
Maybe because he used to be great and now only draws disgusting vomit-inducing proportions?

Has anyone ever noticed that tranny jannies on 4chan, Derpi, and elsewhere seem to hate anything associated with breeding?

>>41099275
Why do niggers love welost so much?

>>41101852
Reminds me of that one tranny post about how he didn’t understand why guys wanted a real woman to start a family with when “my body will never be RUINED by childbirth!” They truly hate that people are allowed to not want to fuck them

>>41103794
Lol, his body was already ruined by HRT and surgery.

>>41099275
They chopped off their wieners and thus are all low test.

>>41103879
Need the color of those pills changed

>>41103924
Just gonna mention I only ever see low test men with fat chicks and never see them with skinny girls.

>>41099275
TTD but nothing wrong with hating that disgusting FAT style, horses arn't supposed to have big asses and I consider myself a horsefucker.

>>41099275
>look him up
>asses are so huge the ponies look like cones from the front
His pones look weird. I like a nice butt as much as the next guy but it's a bit much.

I don't want the dragon scepter, I want to give a dragon MY scepter.

>>41099454
(((They))) promoted the anal aka shit fucking fetish for decades. Anal is disgusting and queer adjacent. Jewish mental disease pushed onto goyim

>>41106679
>fucking women is gay if you do it wrong, the government is funding a conspiracy to make people like women's asses, jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews
take your meds please

>>41106679
Let's be honest, single out anal shit is silly
(((They))) promoted all porn. At least I admit that got caught in their trap.

>>41108751
Do you really expect porn artists to respect accuracy

>>41098792
Bowling balls with manes, tails and ears, talking about sodomy while hitting bowling pins. Kids these days are weird.

Not that I'm complaining, as Shy's mom is my favorite m6 mom, but where the hell did all the interest in her come from all the sudden? Few seemed into her back in the day.

>>41110010
No idea
Just like her that's all


So, in terms of male human and mare breeding, which race is the most compatible for humans?

>>41099341
Earth ponies are the best breeders so the answer is obvious.

>>41099341
>breeding
Earth ponies, obviously. Just look at their designs.
Unicorns have a head-handle to assist with BJs.
Pegasi wings are not meant for grabbing like handlebars, so they just get in the way. Wings are better for snuggling.
Earth ponies have sturdy bodies ready for a good cock ramming session. Their power is all in their hips. There's a reason earth ponies are the most numerous type of pony. I'm not saying the earth pony magic that helps them grow plants affects pony fertility too, but I'm not saying it doesn't.

Same question, except with human Femanons on fertile stallions

>>41099341
unicorns can stimulate your prostate remotely, so them

>>41099341
Alicorns. But of the normal races it's earth ponies because humans don't have natural flying genetics or magic. Humans have strong roots with farming and raising crops. Hence, it's easier to knock up an earth pony mare. It's not impossible to get a pegasus or unicorn preggers, it just requires more work. So if you want a large family you need to pick Earth pony. With a pegasus you will be lucky to get 2 or 3 foals. Unicorn, you will be lucky to get one. And that's years of baby making attempts we are talking about. Earth pony you can easily get 12+ foals over the years. Alicorn is the most fertile for humans, basically guaranteed twins or more each time.

>>41099341
as exposed in this thread, alicorns are the most compatible
out of the other three in my opinion it's:
unicorns >= earth ponies > pegasus

>>41099434
>alicorns
But there are only 4 in existence

>>41099495
and how many humans currently exist in Equestria retard? Anyway, besides that. Alicorns don't make alicorn babies. They give birth to one of the normal pony races. There is some randomness to it, I don't know all the details.

>>41099652
Hold on, before we continue this we need to talk about what the fuck alicorns are. Are there only 3/4 in existence or are there more out there? Are they ever born or do they earn it. Equestrian nobility confuses me so hard, especially since a lot of lore comes in later seasons/generations/comics so deciding if any of it is canon and what the fuck anything means if it isnt

>>41099652
> Alicorns don't make alicorn babies
Huh? How do you know that? Celestia and Luna are ultra virgins and Cadence is the only alicorn that ever had sex and her child was an alicorn

>>41099669
We know that Celestia and Luna, and Opaline were born as alicorns because we see them as fillies. Unless they all earned alicorn privilege that early on, which is unlikely. My guess is that the original progenitors of alicorns either died off or fucked off somewhere very far away. Alicorns cannot be born from Celestia and the others because they aren't the original progenitors. However, through some extreme magic and fuckery, alicornhood can be bestowed upon certain ponies.
>>41099678
You really think they are virgins? It's possible but I still don't think they can birth them. And even if they could why would they want to risk that? It makes more sense to bestow that amount of power to someone who is proven to be great (Twilight) and not some crazy evil child. Imagine if Celestia gave birth to someone like Cozy, except starts as an alicorn

ISleepNow

>>41099341
Of these three it would be uni's because, Magic
>>41099495
Hypothetically alicorns too but like
>>41099434
says they're harder to find. Heck, whichever magic user has the breeding spell necessary to tweak the genetics

Anonymous

>>41099341
Boneheads and featherfags just have to recognize that BHC was built for earth pony ass

>>41099341
Earth ponies for the Earth men.

>>41099341
Pegasi because they'd be lighter so you can manhandle them better.
Earthies or unicorns if you're into getting dommed.

>>41099341
Human men exclusively fuck pegasus mares

>>41099669
There are probably more out there. Equestria isn't the only country with ponies and it would be gay and dumb if one country excusively had divine rulers. I love the idea of other alicorns with their own unique domains out there in the world, but every story that writes one always makes them incredibly bland and uninteresting.

>>41100840
this why alicorns are the best option
You are doing exactly that

Pegasi for winghugs. Horns are just an obstacle when it comes to any intimacy.

>>41099341
100% compatible with every species due to humans lack of magic. The children will be pretty much a clone of the mother.

>>41099341
Personally I like erfs more because they have more meat on their bones, bigger souls, more facial hair and stronger immune systems. But empirical data shows it's mostly unicorns who turn out to be crazy enough to handle inherently unhinged human nature. I'm afraid in a HiE scenario most anons ITT are gonna end up marrying unicorn mares, one way or another. In fact, my character in rimworld is marrying a unicorn mare as we speak. She's a disfigured psychotic torturer and they saved each other's lives more times than I could count (which is like a dozen or two, I don't count much).
>>41101108
Speak for yourself, you ontologically submissive bitch. Real humans are full of magic and miracles and everything. We're practically oozing all kinds of neat stuff.

>>41100085
It's decent for AI.
>>41100402
What if I'm into getting dommed by a pegasus? Because fuck the s(o)ystem.

>>41099684
>opaline
Stopped reading right there.

>>41102782
>DISCORDDISCORDDISCORDDISCORDDISCOR<wbr>D out of nowhere
Discord warped your feeble mind into an another dimension.

>>41099341
Pegasi. Human fingers are built for preening.

>>41099756
>namefagging and this post
Man you fucked up

>>41099341
"male human" i get but what is "mare breeding"?
is it a mammal?


It's cold outside, no kind of atmosphere.

>>41100131
She's sunset sunset sunset shimmer

Kind of no atmosphere outside, it's cold

>>41099398
I kinda liked Marc Gunn's cat song.

>>41100131
I almost died laughing at this scene, good old days watching late night PBS... :')

>>41103136
>>41102323
Oh wow. Rare Red Dwarf crossover. Never expected that!


Explain yourselves

>Glimmer
>Sexy base mare model
>Have dozens of fans bending over backwards to justify her enslaving a village for years because of muh snowball effect or something

>Cozy Glow
>Sexy base filly model
>Have dozens of openly pedophilic lolifags develop a hatred for the princesses, Discord or most likely the writers for throwing Cozy into Tartatus and later stoning her. Also defend her actions because she is only muh child

>Scootaloo's mom
>Ugly lanky mare model that noone is attracted to
>Everybody hates you for a decision you even retracted at the end of the episode - and for just doing your job to bring in money for your child

?

i want to cum inside two of these ponies.png

>>41099446
>decision you even retracted at the end of the episode
so she stayed with her daughter at the end of the episode? No? she disappeared again leaving her alone with aunts that barely care about her and don't support her like Dash's parents did?
Actually did they appear in the last 3 episodes at all?

>>41099459
Yeah, whatever. That's not the point. Her abandoning her child is pretty bad, but not nearly as bad as the things that Glimmy or Cozy Glow did and still noone defends her

>>41099446
To be fair with the cozy thing is basically always never "Cozy didn't do anything" and moreso "how the fuck is this worse than Discord". There's definitely a few of those though yeah; not saying its non-existent but it is just people taking a leap in logic.
At no point is cozy ever given an actual chance; the character is written in a way this makes some sense for this but not when you throw her in the room with Discord's redemption near.
Cozy is an inherently evil character regardless though. I don't think a notable chunk exactly even like the idea of "good cozy" as anything more than an argument bit. The character is sorta nothing besides evil child and the world is better for it.

People barely care for Scootaloo's mom beyond that one thing, though even if the show didn't really back itself up particularly well; it still comes off as her being bad.
Even if she had a better design she'd always be characterized as a bitch. Extremism is appealing in a sense, just doing a normal bad action and not being that special means nobody is going to like you.

I'm not going to defend Starlight because the only defense is schizophrenia. She does some of the most fucked actions in the show and takes the world literally ending to figure out its bad.

>>41099470
Running a world without magic or with cutie mark communism can be morally grey with the right reasoning. Not raising your kid is universally hated. A tyrant is easy to sympathize with if they're family oriented.

>>41099446
Speak for yourself, Poochie fucking blows and defending her is the biggest sign of a turbobrainlet and/or troll

>>41099446
>Glimmer
SEX
>Cozy
>child
DOUBLE SEX
>Australian
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

This is like that Twilight Zone episode where an orphan finds out their parents are actually australian. A fate worse than death...

>>41099470
Glimmer got some sort of punishment and did something to change herself so I can see why people defend her

Cozy got turned into a statue for her actions but we don't know much about her, why she did what she did and she never got a real second chance like Glimmer or Discord so there are reasons to defend her

Scootaloo's mom just disappeared again and everyone just lets her go, the episode itself tries to make it look like they have a point taking her away from her friends as if it is something normal, even the characters barely say anything bad about them
That is the difference why one is universally hated and the other isn't

in fact if that episode had actual writting, Dash would have told them to fuck off the moment she knew what they wanted to do

>>41099528
>the episode itself tries to make it look like they have a point taking her away from her friends as if it is something normal
This is completely realistic. Kids never have a choice when parents decide to up and move. Their jobs are prioritized over stable homes and community connections, all in the name of bettering the family unit.

>>41099446
>Ugly lanky mare model that noone is attracted to
Wrong

>>41099446
>Glimmernigger
>man she got GLOW in her name
>Snap Shooter is fine just not my type I guess

Now real question what you think of this mare on picrel

>>41099446
>>41099470
This.
>>41099564
Also this.
Fuck I hate Starlight Glimmer.

Scootaloo's mom and dad are coded as bronze Adonises, giant masters of the wild. She's a tall tough blond and has to be somewhat smart and driven too. She's selfish, unconcerned, and probably thinks she's better than you.

She's supposed to be fucking hot.

I mean the conversation is fundamentally unserious but also this.

>>41099630
>Mane Allgood
>Explicit
>11 results
Doesn't seem like that

>>41099446
>filly
>sexy
Anon... want to explain something to us?

>>41099470
>but not nearly as bad as the things that Glimmy or Cozy Glow did

Starlight Glimmer apologized and spent the next 4 seasons trying to make up for what she did, including taking an active role in saving the world from an evil threat on numerous occasions. She fucked up plenty - hypnotizing the M6, for example - but she was TRYING to be better. She made mistakes but she never repeated those mistakes. And by the end of the show she is definitely a better mare then when we first met her.

Cozy Glow is a child. That will never not be enough justification in and of itself, not to forgive her (she needs to earn that just like Glimmer did), but at least to state that what happened to her was far, far too cruel.

Scootaloo's mom (and dad, all of this applies to him too) foaled her, then ran off to explore the world, having essentially no part in raising her daughter. She wasn't even there when Scootaloo earned her cutie mark. And when she did finally return to Ponyville it was only so that she could sweep Scootaloo away from the life she'd built WITHOUT her parents, upend her world because now it was convenient for her parents for Scootaloo to be around, now that they'd managed to skip out on all that actual raising-a-foal stuff like changing diapers and feeding and so on. And they re never called out on this.

Yeah there's a pretty good reason to not like Scoot's parents.

>>41099640
>hot character
>no art and people hate her
>therefore being hot doesn't actually just make people like you on its own
vs
>I already think hotness motivates judgment and interest
>She has no art and people hate her
>therefore she must not be hot

Shit character in shit episode gets no attention surprise surprise.

>>41099446
>Luna
>Sexy base mare model
>Have dozens of fans bending over backwards to justify her enslaving Equestria because of muh snowball effect or something

>>41099470
>this one-off slice of life antagonist didn't do anything as bad as every major season villain!
have any other revelations, brainiac?

>>41099446
For me, it's how personal Scootaloo's treatment feels.
We didn't know the ponies who lived in Our Town before we meet them cutie-mark-less, so although we can see they're not entirely happy, it doesn't leave a mark.
Cozy Glow tried to remove magic from Equestria, but that's a very broad concept that we don't see DIRECTLY harming anyone. (At least, the only individual we see come close to being harmed is Yona, but who cares about Yona?)
Scootaloo, though, is a young, crippled orphan we've seen grow and learn since day one. There are several episodes of this filly trying to cope with her inability to fly, and her struggles make her a character you CARE about. When her own "parents" show up nine seasons in and try to tear her apart from the family we've seen her grow up with, ignoring her pleas to reconsider all the while, it DOES cut deep. It paints her parents far more negatively than a villain, and that's BECAUSE a single, individual character is being affected so negatively. And we have to watch helplessly, up close and personal, from the other end of the screen.

>>41099835
As an abusefag, this was my favourite episode.

>>41099896
They didn't actually do much abusing to her in a direct sense other than negligence and then suddenly making decisions about her life. Doesn't seem like it delivers what you're after that much, really.

How do you feel about "secrets and pies"?

>>41099446
>Glimmer
Reformed under Twilight.
>Cozy Glow
Should have been offered a second chance. The fact that she's a kid who didn't get any attempt at rehabilitation is disgusting unironically.
>Scootaloo's mom
Scootaloo told her in her face that she didn't want to leave, why she didn't want to leave and still chose to almost take her away from her friends and basically family despite not seeing her for a long time then. A grown ass adult and a mother who can't be bothered to care for her daughter except to essentially ruin her life.

>>41099446
>glimmer was twilights "foil" (even thought she doesn't fit the definition but whatever)
>cozy is an evil filly that jus stayed evil
in comparison scoots parents are just dumb and boring
>only cared about her daughter after multiple world ending events happened
>didn't appear for important moments like the olympics or her daughter getting her cutie mark
>ponies that go on adventure in the jungle or whatever and take care of "rare" animals, we already have those
>RDs parents showed more support in a single scene
the smartest thing that they did, and possibly the only one, is leaving her in ponyville since she can't fly

>>41099446
>and for just doing your job to bring in money for your child
That's bullshit. The parents use the excuse that Equestria needs them to do their job, nothing about money. They could easily move to Ponyville and get any fucking job at all. Hell, they even have critters to wrangle next door in the Everfree. But no, those animals are too shitty and mundane. Make no mistake about it, Scootaloo's parents are thrill junkies. They love their job more than their daughter and they don't even try to remotely hide that fact. They probably had her by mistake. Too much unprotected breeding in the bushes after capturing rare animals. That really gets them going. Moving to Ponyville is a literal turn off for them.
They have way less screentime than Glimmer and Cozy and have no redeeming qualities in comparison.

>>41099512
>Poochie flaggot
opinion discarded

>>41099592
>Whoa is that a background blank slate with no personality?
Slop

>>41101770
>Glimmertard is so stupid he thinks getting a contained spinoff makes you poochie

>>41099642
There were several foals in Starlight's village. Even just one would already make her worse. That she stopped being the worst doesn't undo it.

>habershit
Don't give a fuck. Not canon. Never was, never will be.

>>41099446
i dislike scootaloos parents because they follow the idea that a cutie mark is destiny despite the fact that is not the case


ISleepNow

>>41099521
>naturally picks the mare that has a red ribbon on her tail


Anonymous

I'm chill, I'm cool, I'll meet you at the pool.

>>41099612
I'm horny, i'm perverted, i'm gonna rape you.

>>41099612
Is it true she stuffs her bra?

>>41099612
Which pool, dummy doodoo head?

>>41099612
I might not even see you,
You’re too blue!

>>41100005
no, she is actually one of the bustiest characters up there with sunset and celestia

>>41100005
Even after all that, it still looks small

>>41099612
He’s cool, he’s hot
Like a frozen sun.

>>41099612
>she shows up wearing a burkini

>>41102121
AHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH<wbr>AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS A THING

>>41099612
>Trixie is chill. Trixie is cool. Trixie will meet you at the pool.
fixed


>griffins don't have teeth
are griffins the bri'ish of mlp?

>>41099888
I DIDN'T THINK I COULD HATE S8 MORE

>>41099719
Griffins don't have uvula either. I noticed this and there's no instance of them in the show. Neat little detail.

>>41099929
>>41099981
Teeth are important for facial expressions. Understandable that they added them to griffs.

>>41099929
It's for expressiveness you nigger. Non-issue, or skill issue on your part.

>>41099888
>>41099981
Griffions and hippogriffs have an inflatable ring of tissue lining the inner edge of their beak. This is what lets their young nurse.


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Non brony in Equestria thread

>"Eww, what is this place? It's so girly yuck! I feel like a faggot just being here. These ponies are very dumb and stupid. I hate them so much."
Oh dear, it seems like our latest Anon is having a bit of trouble adjusting to his new life in Equestria. How can the ponies help convince Anon that they aren't so bad?

>>41099863
That attitude couldn’t hold up against Pinkie’s welcome party

>>41099863
>How can the ponies help convince Anon that they aren't so bad?
sexo

If he's from /pol/ or /k/, just send him to serve in the Imperial Guard.

let him bitch and moan until he's tuckered out. eventually he'll spot some background mare he feels unusually fond towards and the rest will be history

>>41099920
If he's from /k/, just send him to a place with deer.

>>41099930
>Changelings invade Olenia as usual
>All the deer are hunted by hooman
>Chrysalys face when

I have been aggressively bragging about ponyfags to annoy the non-pony fags in my group.

>>41099958
>hunted
Uh sure, that's one way to put it.

>Be Anon
>Trapped in stupid pony land full of annoying ass ponies.
>Get really pissed off from their stupidity and start taking my anger out on them.
>A few minutes later, some bitch ponies wearing stupid necklaces and a tiara start walking up to me and spouting some friendship and love tolerance bullshit.
>Not listening, stupid ponies ain't gonna do shit to me. Bring it on!

>>41100243
>visitors to Ponyville would often wonder why there's a statue of an angry-looking ape wearing a suit in the town's square

>>41100243
I'd argue that Anon wouldn't get far. An average pony seems to be a lot more physically capable then an average human.

>>41101225
Ponies are so weak they can't even open a jar of pickles. Average anon would beat the shit out of an average pony.

>>41100243
This is the origin story of Anonfilly.

>>41102141
He was under the effects of a magical potion that time. He later struggles to lift a normal cake.

>>41102203
A normal cake larger then a doorframe, and he was struggling because it was wobbling around and he didn't want to drop it. I'd argue that a single human would have troubles even picking up a cake that big.

Also pic.

>>41102228
Big Mac needed several hits to break some wooden planks. That train is enchanted, clearly. Earth ponies use power tools to break stone in construction. Caballeron and his goons were afraid of normal big cats, which wouldn't make sense if they had enough power to move a train. Also, all of Apple and Pie family were needed to move Holder's boulder. Earth pony strength is a myth.

>>41102333
then what was the magic that tirek sucked from the earth ponies? it's literally quoted that he sucked their "strength".

>>41102389
Hoof magnet magic, duh. Applejack lost to Rainbow Dash in arm wrestling.

>>41102333
Do you have any proof that the train is enchanted or are you just sprouting your headcanon?

>>41103173
Do you have any proof they pull it with their own strength or are you just sprouting your headcanon.

>>41103225
Proof is in the visuals. They are tied to the train and very clearly moving it. Hell, even if we assume they are not, they were still running nonstop for more then a day and still had the energy to try and fight off the buffaloes, who were significantly bigger then them.

>>41103233
And they never show that kind of strength again. Can't even break ropes or vines.

>>41103299
Rocks are her special talent, everyone was surprised by it as if she had super powers. Pinkie has gag powers that Twilight says can't be explained or understood. Average mudshitter can't do any of that.

>>41099863
Are there any stories about humans getting brought to Equestria by truck-kun, where the ponies are welcoming, but the human thinks they're in some kind of ironic hell and is paranoid that the ponies could suddenly split open into rape-demons at any moment, and stuff?

>>41103376
You seem very desperate to make ponies out to be weak despite evidence to the contrary.

https://derpibooru.org/images/23187<wbr>01

Even fillies seem to be pretty strong.

https://derpibooru.org/images/17628<wbr>2

>>41103426
Says the desperate powerlevelfag who can't accept his fav verse is weak.
Applejack is the element of harmony. Next you're gonna say every unicorn is as powerful as Twilight? There are also two other earth ponies in the first gif who were afraid of that boulder, why would they cower if they had super strength?
There is nothing special in the second gif, anything with wheels requires much smaller force to move it.

What's the point in arguing about this? The show is just super inconsistent. There is no way to explain everything without either making the ponies be retarded, or extremely contrived.

>>41103484
This isn't about the verse being able to beat dragon ball or some shit, this is about ponies showing that they are stronger then the average human, which the show very much proved that they are.

>element of harmony
Something that, as far as we know, only lets its users shoot rainbow lasers, not make them stronger.
>There is nothing special in the second gif
A literal child carrying a giant pile of luggage towering over her. Wheels or not, a human would have plenty of issues towing that thing, Especially through a forest.

But fuck it, if you think wheels just magically let anyone tow literally anything, here's this. Keep in mind that this is before they had to tow the bigger version as seen at https://derpibooru.org/images/12728<wbr>74.

>>41103515
You very much sound like a dbspic seething that Superman beats Goku, except it's humans beating ponies.
The elements are clearly shown to be far above the average or even athletic ponies. How many pegasi can do the sonic rainboom again?
Trixie could just enchant her chariot to be easier to pull, she loves grandstanding to impress dimwitted peasants.
>if you think wheels just magically let anyone tow literally anything
That's literally what they do though. Wheels allow a single guy to pull a plane that weighs almost 200 tons. If anything, the fact that she struggles so much with luggage filled with mostly clothes (that aren't heavy or the tower would just topple over) indicates she is quite weak, even for a child.

>>41099863
convince him of the great value of
>rape

>>41104254
Not really. Just pointing out facts based off what we see in the show. You just conveniently choose to either ignore or make up bullshit excuses for them. Based off the show, a G4 pony is stronger then an average human.

>The elements
No, they don't. In fact, the elements never proved to give the bearers any super powers beyond the rainbow laser attack. They all have reletively normal jobs and don't have any particular superpowers beyond that. At best they are better athletes then the average pony.
>Trixie could just enchant
How do you know she enchanted them? She didn't have her magic around it, nor was there anything to imply that she did and frankly, considering how much of a dick the amulet made her, I doubt she'd even want to. Making said dimwitted peasants think they are stronger then they actually are would hardly impress them. Its like with the train. The show very clearly shows ponies pulling something so big and heavy that a similar amount of humans could not pull off.
>That's literally what they do though
Yes, however larger weights still get heavier. Why is it so hard to push or pull say, a car if its on wheels for example? And that luggage pile is towering over her and almost reaching, overflowing the already clearly large cart. Plus in a later scene, we clearly see that Rarity carries more then just clothes in there. I don't see how you could easily pull that thing, And if we look at https://derpibooru.org/images/17659<wbr>6 , you can see that at one point, she's even pushing Rarity at the same time.


The one where Fluttershy tries to reach page 10

The 'Pony the Game' threads in 2014. I'll never be able to revisit them either because they were image based and all the images are kill on desu.

>>41100156
I still remember the one where we started as some crystal pony with a pompadour and giga charisma who fucked everyone in Ponyville but then sacrificed them all for godlike power like fucking Griffith to start taking over the world one nation at time

>>41100137
I immediately lose my smile at this one because its so obviously fake

>>41100518
I always cringe at this one too. I believe he's a real cop but still:
>be 4chan user
>therefore be familiar with bronies
>see guy with pony toy
>take picture
>start thread on /mlp/ pretending to be him with some made-up scenario
>RP with self
>get 500 le ebin karma

>>41100491
This one? I can't remember all of the details. All I remember from that one is that we immediately went to the ponyville school house and raped Cheerilee with a god roll.

What happened to all the images on desuarchive? I’m trying to find some of my favorites from back in the day but there’s barely anything left.

>>41100137
i would not bully my fellow horsefuckers like this...

>>41100550
heinessen image archive never got properly inserted it seems or never was properly complete. I've always wondered as well because I'm pretty sure they said they got the full dump so at least thumbnails should be there.

>>41100547
Yeah that's it
It ended because our rolls were just too good for the OP to keep up with. The crystal chad would roll into a country and instantly conquer the creature filth with high rolls or something

>>41100125
lesbian incest diaper general <s>#35</s>

>>41100125
>Coltquest
>early /emo/
>any board-tan centered threads

>>41100125
Futa general
Marecocks are the hottest thing ever

>>41100125
Faust sticky was my favorite one time thread. Say what you will of the effects afterwards, but the thread and shitstorm around it was legendary.
Old mlpg was my favorite recurring thread. Hard to imagine now of course, but it was pretty much a microcosm of the board in thread format. Most of what flowed through /mlp/ at large had a place in there too to some degree. Trick is that as one thread with a lot of creative types all hanging out, there was lots of OC of all types being pumped out in one place. Turns into quite the thing when all of that is in motion and everyone is seeing and being affected by the same stuff creatively. Show discussion was good too when the thread was in that mood.

All the nightly apple jack circle jerks. God damn they were fun to be part of. Derpy threads were a blast too

>>41102518
I remember this! Absolute classic. Those were the glory days…

>>41100137
1000% this was some pig samefagging after taking a creepshot of that fat guy

>>41103141
Most likely an offboarder as well who knew he could score easy (You)'s off this bit. Absolutely rancid post.

Either the fire extinguisher thread or CNS anon

>>41100125
10th year anniversary, I never felt so close to (you) faggots than on that magical sticky

>>41103141
>>41103121
That "interaction" is so fucking artificial, he didn't even try
Idk why anyone would go such lengths to farm (you)s, it's not even like Kekkit where you get good-boy points or something

>>41100159
>>41103555
Newfag here, is it this one?
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/<wbr>35957257/

>>41100550
desuarchive shit itself around 2018 and have never recovered.

>>41101635
Ah, yes. 2015 was a good year.

>>41104763
Was there ever a reason given? Sure someone can fix it

>>41100125
Relatively newfag but there was a thread around a year ago where we created a comic

I didn’t realize just how slow the board is now in comparison to the peak years<br>It makes me sad

>>41100125
The pixelcanvas threads were really fun.

>>41107594
>Four years ago this year
Time flies

>>41100125
>favorite on going thread i.e. 'general'
the pony preservation project thread, i not gonna pretend i understand what's happening there but it's fascinating to see it chug along
>was my favorite thread
the /mlp/ apartments threads was always fun i love creating stupid shit and scenarios with anons there


>Theres no such thing as evil, green ape hiding under my bed who wants to steal my virginity.
>Th-theres no such thing as evil, green ape hiding under my bed who w-wants to steal my virginity.
>Theres…. no such th-thing as an-

>>41099868
*A green ape appears from under the bed with a big dumb grin*
>"Hi there, I'm here to pop your cherry. Please sign here so we can get started. A signature is required before I can commence cherry popping."

>Mojo Jojo appears in a splash of smoke and a cacophony of cackling.
>He darts across her bedroom, swipes her purse, takes the v-card from it, and cackles some more.
>Then disappears in another blast of smoke.
>Fluttershy watches where he used to be with pursed lips and a furrowed brow.
"I fucking hate Mojo Jojo," she says.

>>41099872
>He's really here, the green ape!
>All she had to do was say the magic words three times
>Now, she'll finally have sex
>She knew it was a good idea to put her favorite sheets down tonight
>Kittens with mittens!
>She signs immediately
>"Cool. Gonna pop your cherry tonight. Probably make you cum, too."
>Oh, she hopes he'll pat her head first before he does it <s>u-unf!</s>
>She can't believe Rainbow Dash was actually right for once
>She knew her friend wasn't lying to her this time
>"Alright, hope you're ready."
>Green ape then pulls out, seemingly from nowhere, a bowl of cherries, as well as the world's tiniest bicycle pump
>The only one that fits in the palm of your hand
>Tosses them both on her lap
>"Well, choose one of them and get popping, nigger."
>The bowl of cherries overturns on her bed, spilling them everywhere
>She hears them rolling on the floor, they're piling up beneath the headboard
>Was this sex...?
>This isn't what she expected
"Um, excuse me, but..."
>She's confused, but she doesn't want to be rude and say something
>"You can fry 'em up, too, if you can't use that pump with those hooves. Some can't."
"That's--"
>"The heat makes 'em pop, that's when they don't just melt, mind you... That's the cherries."
>Green ape scratches himself, belches
>"Welp. Gotta go."
"What? B-But you didn't pop my cherry."
>She sits up in bed
"Please, don't go yet."
>The green ape says nothing
>He pats her on the head too hard, making her wince
>She starts moaning anyway
"O-Oh goodness, you're patting a little hard, but I..."
>Green ape scratches her behind her ears
>She feels her pussy wink with every scritch
"I can't... gonna--Agh!"
>She cums
>All over her kittens with mittens
>And lets out an ungodly loud whinny, at this hour
>The birds out in the hall all hop out onto their birdhouse porches
>They start tweeting and chirping obscenities at her
>Basically telling her to fuck off
>She pulls her sticky sheets up past her chin again, hiding from the harsh tweets
>Green ape sighs contentedly
>He knows his job is done
>Dabs on her
>Shits himself
>Doesn't elaborate further
>Leafs like a tree, shit falling down his pant leg and dribbling on the floor on the way out
>She looks down at herself, at her kittens in mittens sheets
>They're ruined now, and sticking to her legs
>She hasn't wet the bed since she was a filly
>Now she's done it again, and all over her kittens
>And she's being told to shut the fuck up by her bird friends
>She crawls back down under the sticky sheets, wondering if she somehow did something to deserve all this
>No, it was just bad luck
>She'll just have to try again, someday
>At least she'll know about the bicycle pump, for next time
>Rainbow Dash really should have told her this was all going to happen during her first time
>Fucking Rainbow Dash

<s>having sex is hard, I imagine</s>

>>41100273
Thanks for writing this, Anon. I laughed.

>>41100419
>>41101311
>>41101326
lel, thanks. horny ponies are my passion

>Thinking about what Fluttershy told her, Rainbow Dash fights with herself for a moment
>She's alone in her bed, but she looks around first, just to make sure of it
>Then, following an irritated sigh:
"There's no such..."
>She stops herself for a moment, so she can scream her frustrations out into her Spitfire pillow
>She can feel her tail thrashing between her legs, like it always does when she gets like this
>It's pinned down beneath her soggy butt
>She pulls the pillow away and groans, speaking quickly
"There's no such thing as an evil, green ape hiding under my bed who wants to steal my virginity."
>She growls, after nothing happens, and mutters to no pony:
"Really gonna make me say it three times here, aren't ya...?"
>She sighs again
>How did one stupid joke that she made up just to make Fluttershy look silly end up backfiring on her like this?
"There's no such thing as an evil, green ape hiding under my bed who wants to steal my virginity."
>This is so dumb
>A big, sexy green ape isn't gonna show up
>He’s not gonna make her cum, then promise to come back later and cuddle with her, like Fluttershy said he did
>Fluttershy is just reverse pranking her here, pulling her own prank back on her
>She just knows that's what is happening here
>But Fluttershy doesn’t really lie about anything, not even for fun
>She said a sexy green ape came to her
>And he made her cum!
>And the cuddles…!
>Rainbow squeezes her tingly thighs together, then squeezes all her previous sighs into one, big one
>And screams:
"There's no such thing as an evil, green rape hiding under my bed who wants to steal my virgin--"
>"Woah! Okay, I'm here. Stop shouting."
"Gah!"
>Rainbow shouts and flails her hooves wildly, kicking away the sheets she had, without thinking, pulled up close to her chin
>"I said stop shouting."
>Green ape puts his hands down from the mock surrender in which they’d been raised
>Dash's eyes go wide, like she just saw an awesome new flying trick
"Woah. Fluttershy was right...!"
>Green ape scratches his head
>"Who? Is that the yellow girl?"
"You're the green ape!"
>Green ape just nods, now smelling his finger
>"Ye."
"So that means..."
>Dash looks up at him, looming over her in her bed
"You and I are really gonna..."
>She swallows a hard lump of nerves that’s in her throat, along with all the cool words she'd spent the night rehearsing to herself in the mirror
>Green ape just shrugs
>"Well, I haven't signed shit yet."
>Dash, who finds that she had sunken underneath her covers a bit, quickly sits up
"No, wait, I got that covered."
>"What?" She's leaning over the bed so she can dig around in her nightstand drawer
"I got everything we need in here already for... you know."
>She coughs awkwardly after saying 'You know'
>Then she pulls out the bowl of cherries
>She smiles at him, but he's already turning to go
>"Anyway, I got an appointment across town. See ya."
>What?

>>41101988
"But I got the bowl of cherries already, and look, it's the tiniest bicycle pump, the only one in the world that can fit in the palm of your hoof."
>"That's stupid."
"What are you talking about? These are the exact same things you gave Fluttershy--"
>"Oh, so it was the yellow girl."
"When you took her virginity!"
>Dash's face is heated now, like she'd been flying against the sun for too long
>Green ape just sniggers at her, and she feels hotter somehow
>It’s like her eyes are burning, which is totally why they’re tearing up a little right now–no other reason!
"Why are you laughing at me?! You and Fluttershy totally had sex!"
>"Man, I didn't do that shit. Quit shout--"
"What?!"
>Rainbow's jaw drops open
>Fluttershy really did reverse prank her!
>Oh, she is so going to pay!
>Green ape looks around the room
>"So, uh, I see you got the cloud house thing going on here…”
>Green ape looks out the window and down at the ground below
>He smacks his lips, then sighs tiredly
>"Cool."
>He starts tying some bedsheets together to make a rope
>Rainbow can’t even focus on him anymore
>She’s thinking about how she can somehow reverse Fluttershy's reverse prank
>Maybe Dash could trick her again somehow, get Fluttershy to do something with a different green ape this time
>Man, what if she could somehow get Fluttershy to have sex with a green orangutan…?
>That'd be so awesome, if she could pull it off
"Hey, you got any monkey friends that can help me... out..."
>She looks around her room, but green ape is gone
>Her jaw drops again
>Then she sees that her bedsheets have been tied into a rope, one that leads out her window
"Oh, no you don't. You're not getting away from me that easily."
>She closes her eyes and screams:
"There's no such thing as an evil, green ape--"
>"Doesn't work like that!" she hears him shout from outside, somewhere down on the ground. “Only once a night, bitch!”
>Rainbow flies out her window to catch him, but it’s no use
>He’s gone, disappeared into the night
>She hovers there in the dark for a moment; her wet thighs shiver in the night breeze, the Everfree trees rustle nearby
>Then she flies up and dives back in bed, hiding beneath the covers, with only her rainbow tail poking out
>And she says over and over again:
“There’s no such thing as an evil, green ape hiding under my bed who wants to steal my virginity!”
>Only this time, it was true
>By the end of the night, there’s a hole in her Spitfire pillow, right where her captain’s mouth used to be, that’s been torn there from all of Rainbow’s frustrated screams

>When the lights in her hallway turn on randomly, Fluttershy doesn’t get up from her bed right away
>On the contrary, she actually dips further beneath her sheets, and hopes that whoever is there will just go away after a while
>She hears her door open
“Oh dear…”
>”Hey.”
>Her ears swivel towards the door
>She recognizes that green, ape-y voice

>>41101990
>Fluttershy sits up in her bed, a smile on her face
“You came back.”
>She sees his silhouette against the light in the hallway, as he leans against her door
>He has to hunch over a little, when he leans
>”Yeah. Had shit to do across town. Business, you know.”
>He starts crossing the room, towards her, and he plops down on the bed next to her
>It’s cramped, but she doesn’t mind
>“Sticky again tonight, huh?” he says, settling beneath the covers
>Fluttershy’s eyes shrink in her head
>She had been thinking about him earlier…
>When she was still waiting, hoping that he’d come back, like he said he would
“I’m s-sorry. I can wash them, you can use my shower. Please, don’t go again.”
>He reaches out and pets her. ”Chill out.”
>She hums and leans into his hand, as he smoothes over the mane on top of her head, brushing softly between her ears.
>He makes sure not to scratch this time. “It’s okay, honey. I just want to sleep in your arms.”
>He smiles at her blushing; his feet are hanging off her bed
>“If that’s alright with you.”
“Of course it is.”
>It can be lonely being a green ape, sleeping beneath the bed all the time, waiting to hear someone say those magic words we all want to hear
>But at least it ain’t that way tonight
>”You got any cherries?”
“Sure.”
>She reaches over and opens the drawer on her nightstand
>Green ape pops one in his mouth, and the two of them hold each other close the whole night through
>Nowadays, if you ask Fluttershy about him, she’ll just smile and say:
“He’s really not an evil green ape at all. He can actually be very sweet, sometimes. I really do wish that part of the song was different.”

<s>I don't know what i'm doing, lel</s>

>>41101991
“You came back.”
that’s not the only thing I came on

>>41101991
>Rarity looks around at the candles she's lit, at the tasteful way she's placed some rose petals in a way that leads right to her
>It is a trail that leads from out under the bed, and then to the bed, so to speak
>Everything is perfect
>Now, it is time
>Say it one last time, Rarity, and then let him come and ravish you
>Like he did to that braggart Rainbow and to dear, sweet Fluttershy
>She can't help but walk around town with a smile on her face now, the absolute dear
>And now it shall be her turn, Rarity's!
>So let him come, this green ape!
>For this lady is now ready...
"There's no such thing as an evil, green ape hiding under my bed who wants to steal my virginity."
>She inspects her hoof when she says it
>And waits
>A cold breeze blows past her window, stirring silk shades that she tastefully arranged so that they are hanging just slightly off of the rod
>Still, it's no good when no one sees it, when there's nobody around to appreciate a lady's touch
>She clears her throat, saying "A-hem!" when she does, and says again:
"There is no such thing as a big, green evil ape that should be here right now--taking my virginity!"
>...
"My virginity, darling... Here and waiting to be taken, by a very dashing--yet rude--green ape..."
>Silence still
"Hello... virginity...?"
>He wasn't coming, was he?
>Rarity sighs and smooths over her beautiful, silk sheets in a few spots where they have wrinkled
"Oh poo... Forget it. Well, I might as well not let all this atmosphere go to waste."
>She curls up with a good book, stretching out under the sheets
>They really are very fine sheets, and she takes time to appreciate the way they touch her, now that she's alone


>>41099614
guys dont do it its a trap she has an ovipositor

>>41099614
can you cut off her crown and cook it? what would it taste like


As you all probably know, Marussia is not ponified Russia, she’s a mascot who represents all Russian-speaking brony artists. This thread is a showcase of that wonderful part of pony community. Post your favorite Russian artist and discuss their contribution to the fandom.

>>41100554
Right, and Kuruminha doesn't represent Brazil...

Shuxer59

Have you noticed that figurines are mostly made by Russians?

Sokolas

Some of them are not ethnic Russians, but they still have strong ties with Russian-speaking side

wtf why are Slavs doing so much heavy lifting in the fandom?

>>41100554
My friend, who is nearing the end of his service in the army.

The Posey model I printed and am working on decorating was made by an artist who uses slavic runes in their filenames, CHYVAK, https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/art<wbr>/posey-bloom-mlp

If Russoids revolt against their government the Burgers will follow in solidarity. I already have a 10 step plan on how to become irl celestia. I just need a bucket of white paint, a corn dog, some wings, and an army capable of overthrowing the United States war machine. <br>You can be Luna if you want but I’m not sharing the royal waifu vault.

Damn! I need to save all these images before this thread gets memory holed.

>>41100693
Life in skotoblocks makes you yearn for Equestria 24/7.

>>41100554
>Marussia is not ponified Russia, she’s a mascot who represents all Russian-speaking brony artists
Yeah, I am not buying that

I love rosepet, thanks doom9454 for commissioning 10 years of rosepet.

I'm doing my part as an autistic contrarian with this UKR affair. I honestly don't care that much since it's so far-removed from my life, but all the self-righteousness bugs me. How many pro-Ukraine Westerners know a single damn thing about the country? Probably 0/10 even know who Bandera was.

>>41100729
Best of wishes to him, hope he stays safe if he got sent out to the front.
>>41100965
>Bandera
That's the guy the killed a bunch of poles right? Sounds pretty based to me.

>>41100575
To be fair, Brazil also has no artists.

Absolutely amazing soundtrack from a great artist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyI<wbr>ONW-5gG0

>>41100554
I'm a simple man.
see OP pic
realize I desperately need tea

>>41101720
>Tea
Ok, but while you are in this thread you are required get the tea from a samovar. Moreover, you must use a stakan to drink it. Also, you must wear an ushanka while doing so.

Why does eastern Europe churn out so many talented pony artists?

>>41101922
russia, ukraine and belarus had/have the highest concentration of bronies in the world by a huge margin for some reason, like 5 times higher than anywhere else by capita

>>41101015
He's Ukrainian Jesus. Say anything bad about him in public, and you'll get your ass kicked.

>>41100648
>>41100657
Shydale and Alcor are rooskies. Well I'll be. Learn something new every day. Hope they don't get drafted.

mirroredsea

>>41102744
People don't realize how many artists are actually Russians. I still have plenty of names to post.

>>41102076
It's a fucking atrocity that they are forcing bronies to die. Just another reason on the pile for why this world is irredeemable.

>>41103490
Don't worry, the war will be over when the last hohol pig dies.

Jack

Nu nihuya sebe povorot sobityy i susheta, kstaty pochemu u Marusi netu vodki?

Anonymous

>>41100554
>Marussia, a mare with a Russian tricolour in her mane, represents the Russian-speaking community rather than just the Russian brownies
>implying Russia is the only cunt that speaks Russian
OP, you're a dumbfuck.
>>41100965
Soshit media is just full of virtue signalling in general. First year on the current year internet?

>>41104019
If you're drafted, you can be forced to sign a contract.

>>41104047
No. It's propaganda for retarded liberals like you, pidor.

>>41104068
Offboarder transsexuals like this guy >>41104019
 have once again stumbled their way onto this board. I remind you that this board's admin instructed us to report derailing attempts like this.

>>41104075
What do I report them as? Trolling? Off topic? Why is there not a simply "/pol/ shit outside of /pol/" option?

>>41104075
>Offboarder
Nigger, I bet my Twi folder is bigger than yours.

>>41104088
>Off topic
How is this off-topic? The guy asked a question, I answered it. Stop whining, you little bitch.

>>41100554
RexySeven gave us some really QT-3.14 mares...

>>41103540
Shut the FUCK up, Boris Johnson. You fucking LOST.

>>41104140
He is russian? That's crazy, I didn't know that

>>41103818
Ma Russia ne piet, mi na detskoi doske

I actually need help. My internet provider blocks whole 4 chan via DPI due to new (secret) law which makes them do so, because /pol MAY have wrong opinions... I do not want /pol, I can't shitpost on /mlp. Others say this is great! In news they say about killing pepple 24/7, this is sad, I can't take it anymore, I want ponies. I can't use vpn, can /mlp use some auto obfuscation for russian IPs?

>>41104362
Have you tried entering 4chan.org/mlp/catalog (no boards before 4chan)?
377
>mass replying
Fuck. Off. Faggot.

>>41104377
I'm not posting my favorite artist, you could guess I'm posting all Russian-speaking artists I know.

>>41103836
>First year on the current year internet?
Yep. Tried to hang myself in 1993 after my favorite newsgroups were flooded by AOL fags. I came out of the coma a few weeks ago.

>>41104888
Checked
And cute thin, pointy ears. Scandalous chest fluff though.

>>41105726
wrong, that insufferable faggot is from Poland

>>41101015
But anon, he was (at least in part) <s>Jewish</s>. Though don't quote me because I can't find a source and can't be bothered to check, but he definitely "looks" like one.

>>41106493
I don't know where he lives now, but I'm he's not an ethnic Pole, and Russian language is definitely not alien to him. He's from a post-USSR country, and I'd bet, from Russia. Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>41106563
You know that there's like hundreds of ethnicities in Russia? I'm not even talking about minorities, they're majorities living in France-sized regions.

To throw my five kopeykas here, I like Kejifox's (who's a ethnic Russian from Kazakhstan) SFW art. When it cums to NSFW, however, it's too bad that he STILL draws HVOP in current year+9.

>>41106426
>no crotch tits
0/10 rescind this artist's blini and vodka rations until a NSFW version is produced

>>41106906
NTA, but I learned about this recently. Seems that Russia is an extremely ethnically diverse place. Perhaps one of the most in the world. It's amazing how little westerners are taught about Russia in school. We know next to nothing about it as a consequence. One day I'll go on a long tour of Russia. I want to see it for myself.

i will watch this thread with great interest

>>41106563
>The Jews of the USSR are the most loyal backers of the ruling Bolshevik regime and the vanguard of Muscovite imperialism in Ukraine. The Muscovite and Bolshevik rulership is using the anti-Jewish sentiments of the Ukrainian masses in order to divert attention from the true reason of the calamity and, in time of sorrow, direct them at the progoms against the Jews. OUN fights against Jews as backers of the Muscovite and Bolshevik regime, while simultaneously forcing the masses to understand that the main enemy is Moscow.
>Moskals, Poles, and Jews, which are against us, must be exterminated in battle, especially those who still resist the regime, in the following ways: by deporting them to their land, exterminating their intelligentsia, of which's members are not to be accepted into any positions of government, and general blocking of formation of such an intelligentsia (e.g. by limiting access to education and ect.) [...] Jews must be isolated, removed from positions of government, in order to protect ourselves from possible sabotage. Those deemed as unreplaceable can only work with strict supervision and must be removed from their position for the smallest of mistakes. [...] Jewish assimilation is impossible.
Paragraphs from the OUN's program "The fight and wartime activities of the OUN". (Note: hastily translating, but it gets the point across.)
>>41101015
Didn't do so personally, but yes, that was one of the things OUN did.
>>41100965
Considering how much Russian propagandists and Moscow loyalists can't shut up about Bandera, everyone knows him at this point.

>>41107354
>Russia is an extremely ethnically diverse place.
Yes. This is reflected in their language, traditional dress, food, and architecture. Peter was a westaboo and did the same thing Meiji did in Japan. Note the name of Saint Petersburg as opposed to Petrograd. From that point onward, Russia brute forced itself into a Western culture, but you're mostly seeing urban culture. The Soviets went a step further and abstracted the whole population down to a single blonde factory worker with short hair.
>>41107354
Depends on where you go. People in cities are assholes just like anywhere else in the world, the one exception I've found being Madrid.

wtf how are there hundreds of brony artists from russia, what the fuck?<br>How do these motherfuckers git gud? How many years did they spend at it? How do they afford the time for drawing and not starve?

Raduga/rainbow, he doesn't post often these days.
>>41108443
Something something a Cossack is always with his horse. <s>I kinda wish the Russian MLP fandom was as autistic as the LatAm DB fandom.</s>