There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.

"It's a mare in a box" edition

Old thread: >>40828403

Ongoing greens:

Shape Your Home by PoneGreen
https://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)
https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)
https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)
https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)
https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)
https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)
https://ponepaste.org/4466 (April Fools' interlude)

Completed/on hiatus/ded greens:
GET OUT OF MY HEAD by Anonymous
>>40508352

Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowman
https://ponepaste.org/590
https://ponepaste.org/4197 (part 2)
https://ponepaste.org/5562 (part 3)

A Wish Enough for Two by TakeItEasy (née YukkuriPaleHorse)
https://ponepaste.org/8269

The Recruiter (epilogue) by pentapony
https://ponepaste.org/4316

Hallmark Dream-a by lmone6
https://ponepaste.org/3004

Stories by Pentapony
https://ponepaste.org/user/pentapon<wbr>y

Carl's Hardened Heart by Reggiesomething
https://ponepaste.org/1112

"Fleetfooted" by SadBoy
https://poneb.in/u/MLPSadBoy

Stories by Aftercase
https://ponepaste.org/user/Aftercas<wbr>e

Stories by AnthonyC4
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Stories by Horse Story Anon
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Stories by YukkuriPalehorse
https://poneb.in/u/YukkuriPalehorse<wbr>

Rainbow Dash and the Ghosts of Hearts & Hooves Day by Lonesome Rider
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Stories by Trandhal: https://ponepaste.org/user/trandhal<wbr>

Rocks out of the Quarry: https://poneb.in/aX2C686i

Stories by Tsar Anon: https://poneb.in/BnjZqwM3

Stories by Angry Wino: tinyurl dot com slash vskmqfx

Stories by Crabs of Steam: https://poneb.in/u/Crabs_of_steam

The Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://ponepaste.org/1541
(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://ponepaste.org/1543
(Part 2): https://ponepaste.org/1542
(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 2): https://ponepaste.org/1544

This Heart That Fears
https://poneb.in/0b7L24Ln

Tsukumogami
https://poneb.in/WPw3dNdP

Low Self-Esteem AJ
https://poneb.in/x5FMfxc0

All I want from christmas
https://poneb.in/XHH5UPCN

Couch Surfing
https://poneb.in/82NscJdW

A collection of misc. green since the 1st thread
https://poneb.in/0JMPM6F8

>>40963936
>The look on her face
She'd never admit it, but Lime is secretly into this.

>>40966411
not quite 100% sure I recall but I believe her name is Ice Breaker or something similar.
Her talent was breaking the ice (unfortunately literal instead of conversational) if I remember right.

>>40966601
>a natural winter wrapper mare
Nice.

>>40966837
socially awkward mares can be

Thoughts on mares with comically large glasses?

>>40968717
they're peak
>>40969276
we're always slow since most people who contribute stuff have gone to greener pastures or spazzed out.

Ponegreen

>>40959290
>Not much to add really.
Glad that you liked it, Anon.
>without working on it in meatspace pass without comment
Oh, he'd certainly comment on that if this were to happen.
>40962782
>Now this is more like it.
Yeah, I kept those comments of yours in mind in regard to that. Looks like it worked out here.
>But a certain pony will use it a lot.
Hm, it would be funny to have a scene with Sky being initially sceptical of Twilight because of her nonchalant use of the teleportation spell until he realises that she won't create a trend with it. I'm not sure how it could be reasonably integrated though. Besides, Twilight's emergence lies still in the far future at this point in time.
>He put the two together fast.
Well, Anon was hinting rather directly at it though. He dropped two fairly strong clues in the conversation before Sky figured it out.
>Oh, they already jumped?
Yep. It happened right after Anon's mention of the faulty engine. It's here.
>Sky Squall inhales audibly whilst the two units return to their starting point.
>#deca.mare is oddly quiet.
True, this chapter has a strong focus on Sky and Anon. But I thought it was appropriate in this context, given that Anon is finally telling the Pegasus his part of the story.

Anonymous

>>40970827
to be the mother in one big happy family.

>>40971568
she's still wearing armor though

>>40971870
But the back is free. For riding or petting. Your choice.
>Captcha:AH0Y

>>40973423
Had to chuckle at the image, not gonna lie.

How many mares do you think are scared of being seen as vulnerable/needy and put up a strong, aggressive front towards someone they like?

One of these days I'll have a nice boyfriend and he'll make me so happy.png

>>40974303
More than you'd expect but fewer than you'd hope. In practical terms, basically just that one.

>>40974333
checked and hopefully one day she finds the guy willing to dig through that rough, rocky exterior to reach the soft, limey mare within.

>>40974333
>In practical terms, basically just that one.
Are you sure about that?

>>40975151
Dash might put up more of an arrogant "you're lucky to be with me" type of thing instead of snarling at you like a grumpy cat.

>>40977455
She can't keep getting away with this.

>>40977486
she's on a date, of course she can.

Buckball mares. Highly sought after members of Husbando Hunter teams. Because when they want something, they mean business.

>He's an angry little war-orphan-turned-supersoldier who's taken the wrong lesson and became the monster
>She's the princess who was the monster and deeply regrets it, but still has that part of her deep down ready to come out again
How do these two work together?

>>40979298
Roughly like Raiden and Rose worked out.

>>40978729
to say nothing of their handling of balls.

>POV: you have taken a mare on a dinner date.

>>40980363
Ponies eat faster with their muzzles. Gotta prepare for that.

>>40979771
>implying abuse
Nah. They'd be the premiers in hotblooded mating, but not like this.

>>40981249
I was more saying they'd be great at working the sack, not sure why you jumped to CBT.

>>40979771
>>40981481
The game is called buckball and it isn't exactly gentle.

>>40981500
Only bad buckballers can't adjust their output depending on the situation.

>>40981506
Buckball's the name and testicular rupture's the game!

>>40981596
>testicular rupture's the game!
I thought the game was buckball?

>>40981654
No, buckball is the name of the game, but the game is testicular rupture.
<s>Also you lost the game.</s>

This general has a strange inclination to cbt. It shines through in every thread.

>>40982028
possibly some deep-seated belief that the only reason a mare would like them would be to smash their balls at their most vulnerable.
An odd flavor of crazy.

>>40982397
>the entire husbando immigration scheme was all just an elaborate ruse Cadence set up so she could get you at your most emotionally vulnerable and then cast a flattening spell on your balls the moment you walk through the portal

>>40983303
joke's on her those were my decoy balls

anyway in non-ball-related matters<br>carry your mare from here to there

>>40983303
>>40983315
I'd just piss everywhere. I keep a lot of pee in my balls, on account of their large size.

>>40983600
>Waifu is Celly
That will be a challenge.

>>40983734
The Power of Love(tm) will give you the strength!

<s>If not, she's got the money for the hospital visits.</s>

>>40983734
Mommy issues or megalomaniac
Call it

>>40983734
You could say the risk would be quite heavy.

>>40984216
Neither. Tall mare appreciator.

>>40963936
Wow, this is a great gift, Lime! It'd go great with the gift I got you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e9<wbr>iR-hNKWY

>When she goes into mama mare mode
Who do you think would be the most (over)protective mothers?

>>40986996
AJ, Twilight would be neurotic about her kids, maybe Dash after the first time she sees one of hers take a nasty spill when it tries to copy one of her tricks.

>>40987292
I rather think Dash would also be a bit proud of her foal following her steps.

>>40987292
>>40987482
Dash would be proud of everything her offspring do (just like her own parents), while being an absolute nervous wreck that they might hurt themselves. Do you remember how she freaked out when it was time for her turtle to hibernate?

Ponegreen

>>40958737
Small heads up post. Chapter 163 is written, but not proofread yet. That shouldn't take too long though, as it is fairly short. The text was originally meant to be posted together with 164, but since I didn't find the time to write the next as well, I'll post this one solo. See it as a small filler to prevent too large gaps between the entries. After all, 162 is almost two weeks out at this point already.

Anonymous

>>40988239
low-quality threads getting bumped back up I'd suppose.

>>40963936
1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your mare in that box
3, make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

>>40990696
Lime is cute when she isn't grumpy.

>>40990757
she can be grumpy cute too
like a cat that pretends it doesn't want to be pet but enjoys it when it happens.

>>40990768
True. But the 'when she smiles effect' strikes strongly in her.

Guys Cadance set me up on a date with the cutest mare I've ever seen. Any ideas for where to take her?

>>40991786
Some place with lots of sugar.

You know, when life gives you lemon-mares...

>>40992959
>Luna consoling you
A special sort of comfy.

>>40991786
That's a super duper cute mare!

>>40994467
Canonically, wings in FiM have three big fingers (but no thumb) in them.

>>40995947
Oh boy. The papers would be full of gossip if this came out.

>>40996349
>BREAKING! Princess Celestia has a shrine to her husband
>quote from local mare: "wow, she's just like me, for real"

Listen to some music.<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWI<wbr>-iCK0mYo

Ponegreen

>>40958737
>>40987679
And here's chapter 163. As I said, the text is shorter because it is practically a filler that wasn't intended to get posted solo, but I'd rather upload a little bit after two weeks than a singular "regular length" update in a month. With that said, links are as usual so let's get right to it.
Main story:
https://ponepaste.org/477
https://ponepaste.org/478
https://ponepaste.org/479
https://ponepaste.org/480
https://ponepaste.org/4581
https://ponepaste.org/8319
Side story:
https://ponepaste.org/4466
Have fun.

>>40997642
163

>After your little lecture on the numerous segments and machines of the hangar bay, an endeavour which felt like it took an hour or so even when it was only about a quarter of that time, you sever your connection to the units and return to your more conventional work on the command deck.
>The three of you proceed to check on various routine processes whilst giving Sky Squall yet further insights into the more mundane sphere of planetary affairs.
>At the end of the day, in reference to the local time in the realm of Equestria, that is, you retreat to your small room in the living quarters for a good night's rest.
>Business as usual, all things considered.
>However, the next day starts in a not quite so ordinary manner, as #deca.mare wants you to undergo another medical examination.
>You agree and let her check you to her heart's content whilst Sky Squall sits idly nearby, watching the spectacle from the side.
>Curious, yet silent.
>But contrary to your initial expectations, #deca.mare merely runs a couple of standard tests, followed by a close inspection of your chest.
>She is not exposing you to another onslaught of scans or measurements and mostly tends to the spots which were the focal point of Sky Squall's not so gentle attention a few days ago.
>Even without medical instruments, it is evident to the naked eye that the damage to the tissue has healed very well.
>The sensitivity to touch is gone entirely, and the discolouration has subsided to the point that one has to take a very close look to even guess the formerly dark outlines of the pair of hoof-shaped bruises.
>Pleased with the result of this examination, #deca.mare suggests to wait for another twelve hours before you return to the cryo unit.
>You do not say this out loud, yet you wager that her mentality will shift rather quickly once said period of time has passed.
>In fact, you almost expect her to urge you to return quickly then.
>After all, it is the best way for her to ensure your safety and to maintain your health.
>And whilst she has agreed to let you and Sky Squall help her in overcoming some of her more striking compulsions, you still have a long way to go in this regard.
>You are certain about that.
>So you find yourself back at the entrance of the command deck half a day later.
>#deca.mare and Sky Squall are with you, following you closely as you walk down the ramp and head for the cryo unit.
"Well then, I guess it's time to get put on ice again."
>#deca.mare responds.
>"High time if you ask me. You have been out of the unit for days."
>So much for that.
>You grin.
"And aged appropriately. Look, I'm practically a geezer."
>Sky Squall chimes in with a brief fit of laughter.
>"Aren't you anyway? What's your age again?"
>You blink and answer in a faux deadpan tone.
"That's... restricted information."

>>40997645
>The stallion runs with the joke and reacts accordingly.
>"Uh huh. Sure thing. You just don't want to admit that it's a little bit above the average of your species. Am I right?"
>You hesitate in jest again.
"Biologically speaking, I'm..."
>Sky Squall interrupts you, still visibly amused.
>"No, no. Spare me the technicalities. I mean in years."
>You wait for a second before you reply.
"In this case... yeah. I'm ancient."
>You hold your side at the height of the hips and fake a state of pain.
"And it shows. Damn these old bones, I can't get in!"
>You look at Sky Squall and imitate the voice of a seasoned retiree.
"You there, young colt, care to help an old fart like me out?"
>Sky Squall tilts his head.
>"Young colt? I died of old age. Technically speaking, as you would say."
>You shrug nonchalantly.
"Yeah. Nobody is perfect."
>Then you strike a thinking pose.
"But hold on, didn't you insist on skipping technicalities just a minute earlier?"
>The stallion does not flinch in the slightest and goes on with the obvious charade.
>"I can't tell. Dead ponies are terrible at remembering things."
>You shrug again.
"Good point. Though... if you're out of the picture, I've got to wonder what hurt my chest then."
>Sky Squall grins.
>"Maybe we'll never know."
>#deca.mare sighs and interrupts your little mutual wisecracking.
>"This is no laughing matter, you two. Time is still your greatest vulnerability."
>You take breath.
"Fine. Freezing it is."
>You mentally prepare yourself to climb into the cryo unit as Sky Squall raises his voice.
>"Say, what does it feel like?"
>You look at him.
"What?"
>He points at the cryo unit.
>"The process. It must be strange to enter a state of quasi-hibernation when you don't sleep like Luna."
>You blink.
"Hm. Not as much as you might think."
>You ponder how you can describe the experience to Sky Squall.
"It's actually similar to falling asleep, only with extra steps. Your mind slips away once you're in, and before you know it, you wake up in a simulated environment."
>You pause and Sky Squall speaks up.
>"What's the extra?"
>You grin.
"Well, the artificial deceleration of the body functions, for starters. It doesn't hurt one bit or something, but you feel that it goes much further than any natural sleep. That's also part of the reason why it takes so long to wake up properly. It's an unusual sensation at first, though not in a bad way. Oh, and the whole being fixed in one pose thing takes a while to get used to as well."
>A pause.
"Other than that though, I can't think of anything special. You go in, get hooked up, and can get out again whenever you wish. That's all there is to it."
>And you are about to give Sky Squall a demonstration of exactly that.

>>40997651
>You get into the cryo unit and position yourself.
>Only one last thing is still left to do before you tell #deca.mare to seal the canopy.
>You raise your upper body again and motion to her to get closer.
>And she already knows what is coming as she approaches you.
>So you do not beat around the bush and straight up give her the kiss she is already anticipating.
>You smile as you part again.
"See you in a few minutes."
>Then you turn to Sky Squall and nod.
"Until then."
>He mirrors your gesture and gives you a salute.
"Until then, Anon."
>The Pegasus grins.
>"Can't wait to use my own body again, even if it's only in the simulation for now. It's simply not the same with this one, you know?"
>You nod in response.
"I can imagine. It's weird for me to hear you using my voice too."
>#deca.mare speaks up next.
>"We will not have to rely on this kludge again. Your personal proxy will be ready soon, Sky."
>You take over.
"Plus, we have plenty of stuff to do in the meantime."
>Both #deca.mare and Sky Squall agree to that point.
>So now that everything is said and done, you lower your upper body and give #deca.mare the signal.
>The cryo unit reacts immediately as its canopy starts to move, slowly closing the opening above you.
>You for your part remain calm and let the process do its work whilst the two ponies are watching over you.
>Roughly in the middle of the process, your already partially impaired senses register that Sky Squall is saying something.
>You cannot hear his words through the transparent seal, and your mind is not in the condition to even attempt any serious muzzle-reading either.
>What you do see, however, is #deca.mare's reaction.
>She looks over to the stallion, blinks, and then jabs his barrel with moderate force whilst shaking her head in flustered disagreement.
>And judging from Sky Squall's barely stifled laughter, he knew that he would cause this reaction.
>Whatever he said to #deca.mare, it must have been rather suggestive.
>If you were able to rely on your full mental capacities right now, you would have assumed that Sky Squall made a joke involving #deca.mare, you, and possibly the cryo unit as well.
>But your current state does not allow for such mental leaps.
>You will have to ask them about this in the simulation.
>Soon thereafter, the world around you blurs into a mess of indistinct outlines and unclear colours.
>Your thoughts keep drifting further and further too.
>Until everything has become an abstruse mess that is beyond any apparent comprehension.
>And, as usual, your consciousness blacks out altogether at some point in the process.

>>40997656
Done. A short one, but that's how it is. By the way, does anyone know what happened to the tech thread? I haven't seen that one in a while and I don't know why.

Anonymous

>>40997662
>By the way, does anyone know what happened to the tech thread
can't say I do, it probably just got shoved off and no one's thought to make another one.

܂>>40997656
>#deca.mare merely runs a couple of standard tests
Seems like some of what Sky said stuck.
>her mentality will shift rather quickly once said period of time has passed
Unless Anon comes up with some idea that makes #deca.mare reconsider!
>Say, what does it feel like?
I expected #deca.mare to interrupt and say "you can talk about this once he is frozen".
>Your personal proxy will be ready soon, Sky.
I wonder how much they will change it. He can't be easily recognizable after all.

Thanks for the update!

>>41000637
*blocks her mouth with a <s>kiss</s>*

Bros, I was just trying to go to work...

Ponegreen

>>40998118
Well, I checked and it looks like the last thread hit the five hundred, but no one made a new one afterwards. Pretty unfortunate if you ask me. It's a fine general and a pleasant read.
>>40999503
>I wonder how much they will change it.
Yeah, this will be mentioned. Can't say much more than that at the moment though.

Anonymous

>>41002657
It's the only read. If you don't follow it, there's nothing else left, now that's unfortunate.

Ponegreen

>>41002663
True, the tech thread isn't very fast paced. Then again, that can be said for many threads/generals on the board these days.

Anonymous

>>40970562
>Nyx got the good reincarnation

>>40980363
>KKKKRRUNCHHHKKKK
“N-no baby, you don’t eat the plate too…”

>>41003376
“Oy whaddya doing ya wank?”
>”Wait, this isn’t the crotch sniffing thread?”

>>41002657
>I wonder how much they will change it.
Speaking of change, Anon and #deca.mare will soon need a new proxy too.
>tech thread
The usual writers did not post anything for 2+ months. I'm waiting a month before creating a new one.

>>41003376
At least her date three tables down is going well.

>>41000079
Long fur ponies are criminally underrated and that pone is adorable.

>>41003780
The cutest. She's the best wasteland mare there is.

>>41005455
I'm partial to Nightseer. I can fix her.

>>41005894
Imagine if you will a world where humans and waifu live side by side each one searching out “the one”. But in this world OC’s are looked down upon as being similar to prom stars or OF girls, and one OC’s quest to find a human for her

>>41006142
Nightseer is trash. She's an insult to mutiecorns.

>>41006320
She dreamed big is what she did.

>>41006142
she looks like a cartoon character that's getting electrocuted

>>41004638
I feel like I'm missing a mare in my life

>>41007086
That's <s>more than a feeling.</s>

>>41006508
She does, but she's in need of some care

>>41007086
we all are
there is a mare-shaped hole in our hearts that cries out to be filled, but it is currently beyond us.

You'll have them every day until I'm swimming in spunk.png

>>41008694
Not a /fit/izen, but this looks like it can give you a heart attack before the training even starts.

>>41009021
<s>the joke is that it's a supplement stack to make you ejaculate more voluminously</s>

>>41007591
>>41006142
I dont think you can fix her bro

>>41009771
But what if I can? Never say never, never surrender!

>>41009771
there might be a chance if she's taken out of the shithole and into a proper environment.
And ditches the skeleton.

>Finally have a civil FoE mare discussion in the thread
>immediately followed by this edgemax shit
>>41010086
>>41006142
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>41010849
Of course she is. The energy for working hard the whole day must regenerate somehow. Hugs help a lot in that.

>>41010096
You're right, we should move the entire wasteland into normal Equestria

>>41011617
If that's true then where is mare?

Ponegreen

>>41004123
>Anon and #deca.mare will soon need a new proxy too
Yeah, that's one of the points which are on the "things I still have to mention" list.
>I'm waiting a month before creating a new one.
Ah, I see. Looking forward to the new thread then.

Anonymous

>>41011756
>can't see mare on last strip

>>41011785
anon that is a horse with a sticky note on its butt

Rubbing your face in her mane and coming back with lollipops and gumdrops stuck to you.png

>>41013450
>filename
Wouldn't mind that one bit.

Mare is slipping too quickly. That's not good.

>>41006508
damnit! apple bloom! I told ya to stop putting apples up your butt

Not until I'm sure you don't have any candy under there.png

>>41016766
>when she sees what's on the other side

>>41017435
nothing is so good for the inside of a man than the outside of a mare <s>and the insides, too, after marriage.</s>

>>41018386
She's not the same without her coffee, don'tcha know.

>>41018689
well, to be fair neither am I.
We can be caffeine addicts together.

>>41020269
>he got scammed by the saddle arabians
You paid for your ticket with google play cards didnt you?

>>41020318
>scammed
I wouldn't feel scammed if I get to live with a mare. Even if it's deep in the desert.

>>41020575
>being happy living with allahu akbar mare
Only if its the last resort.

>>41020575
She redeemed the card and you never hear from her again

>>41020755
>>41020776
>Associating mares with RL shit
>Doesn't see the tall hotblooded mare for what she is
Remember, Equestria isn't Earth. That kind of crap doesn't exist over there.

>>41020857
In fact, they do even worse things than real life
>Anon was the wrong target for the husbando acquisition team
>They send him back to Earth, not bothering to check where the portal is
>They throw Anon into the Pacific ocean 400 miles off the shore of South America

>>41020902
>He can't handle the big mare
Sad.

>>41021698
>Eggs right on the picnic blanket
What?

would your waifu still love you if you were a stickman<br>the spell kinda went sideways so you're not exactly all there yet.

>>41022743
but she could have just flown up there

>>40967729
>>41003433
speaking of, any good ponk greens lately?

>>41023702
There's no color version of it yet, sadly.

>>41024337
Wings are peak comfy. And don't get me started on the <s>preening.</s>

>>41024881
Firestarter mares are top cute.

>>41025358
This adorable loony bin is a treasure.

>>41026425
Why are you linking to the AIDSpony thread?

>>41026889
they're kung flu ponies, get it right
AIDS came from monkeys and canadians

>>41026917
In Bats!, becoming a batpony is a metaphor for catching AIDS from an economic migrant.

>>41027008
pretty sure that was just because twiggles fucked up the bat behavioral modification spell, wasn't it? So it's more like side effects from a CIA psyop/social engineering project.

>>41026889
>hating these cuties
Why? Bats are fine ponies.

>>40966806
>>40966601
What does she do the rest of the year?

>>41027106
public speaking courses (they don't help)

>>41027683
On a scale from 1 to 10, how sensitive are unicorn horns in your opinion?

>>41028003
3 when inactive
9 when active

>>41028003
>>41028032
Likely at least moderately sensitive. Maybe not "your leg after it falls asleep" sensitive but enough you could make her feel funny if you played with it.

>>41028218
I think >>41028032 is on to something. One of the unicorns in 'Our Town' shoved his horn into the wood of a door. He wouldn't have done that if it was too painful. It could be plausible that it's more vulnerable while casting.

>>41028895
able to sneak up on you and cuddle you when you least expect it

>>41030022
Once the kiss is done, Pinkie goes bouncing around the walls like a pinball.

>>41030293
That's why Pinkie can only live in houses with reinforced walls. Otherwise the townsponies will know when she got kissed because she broke through another solid wall.

>Mare on 10 again
Denied.
>Verification not required.

How much would you spend for the things your mare wishes? Would you go all out?

>>41032180
well, generally we'd be living within our means but that doesn't mean you could sock away and save for a special gift/occasion. It just might take some financial wrangling if you don't have infinite money.

>>41032368
>financial wrangling
I wager this is very rare in Equestria. This world doesn't strike me as one where finances are a common challenge for the populace. They have high average standards of living.

>>41032433
true, but the Ponyville Apples still had to budget for Granny's new hip. So for some it is at least a concern.

>>41032438
and rarity had to make sure their dresses stayed within their budget in suited for success

>>41032544
and there was that one mare who grimaced at the price of >>41032180 this dress in the episode it showed up at, which shows it's not something anyone can just pick up on a whim.

>>41032550
>it's not something anyone can just pick up on a whim
That's kind of an extreme case though. Hoofcrafted (or rather horncrafted) gala dresses are a real piece of work. It's hardly a surprise that these are costly, especially when they're sold in an exquisite place like Canterlot. You can't go much higher on the luxury bar than that. Not unless you order a statue or something.

>>41032916
Winged horses are definitely lighter than all others, otherwise how would they fly?

>>41033850
A filly-next-door type of tomboy who is good with tech and can handle a gun? A dream come true mare.

>>41033674
Magic
much like how erf pones are strong and can grow stuff pretty much anywhere if they've the talent for it.

>>41033957
No just cute lightbringer bringing light to my life

>>41017435
This bitch looks like she hates PacMan

>>41035824
>leaving chomp marks all over her flanks
Not really a surprise there.

>>41004680
Long fur ponies are furshit, it's in the name. FUR

>>41037293
Your logic is retarded.
Short fur ponies also have fur in their name, smartass.

>>41037256
Soft fuzzy poner built for hugs

>>41037530
ponies do not have fur faggot

>>41037538
So long-hair ponies aren't furshit, then.

>>41037569
>Bear image of ''''ponies''' acting like bears because it's bears
that shit is furry to the core

>>41037607
>ponified animal photos showing ponies acting like animals makes ponies furshit
Are you sure?

>>41037538
have you ever seen a shaved horse

>>41037569
never were, they just made retards seethe for whatever reason.

>>41037538
Yes, they do.
>>41037657
Does it kind of look like pic related?

>>41037870
Man, those are some weird-looking hairless cats.

>>41037293
my man, MLP in general is "furshit".
furries are defined as people that enjoy anthropomorphic animals (be that either the characters in general or sexual enjoyment).
and anthropomorphic basically just means giving animals some amount of human characteristics, like speech, wearing clothes, living in towns/cities, and in general just having similar lives to humans (standing upright on 2 legs is not required for something to be anthropomorphic, for example you could have a fully anatomically realistic elephant and if it talks like a human and complains about taxes it would still be considered anthropomorphic).

so entire MLP universe is made out of anthropomorphic characters (i would only half-count eqg as they are basically just fully human with some weird skin color). which means that pretty much everyone on /mlp/ is by definition a furry. and if that pisses you off, then you're just in denial lol.
also to note, that furry itself is a very broad term, and just because someone counts as a furry doesn't mean they are automatically part of every sub-community that exists within it.
so you can be an avid pony enjoyer, but that doesn't mean you'd want to fuck a pokémon for example <s>though that latest ninetails animation by dimwitdog is freaking amazing</s>

moral of the story, mare good, regardless of amount of fur.
>>41037536
MORE FLUFF

Ponegreen

>>40997662
Little heads up. The next update is done, except for the proofreading. I'm not sure if I will post this today, considering that it is of average length this time, but we'll see.

Anonymous

>>41038450
Christ, this looks just wrong.

>>41038671
You are correct.
>>41038450
Pony wings have three freaky-looking wing-fingers.

>>41038450
Pony Socrates is malding at the sight of a featherless quadruped.

>>41043958
There's no reason to. That's why the sentence is true.

>>41043408
There is. My waifu passed away and I’ve found less and less reason to return here.

Amongated Baka Systems

>>41022743
Would have been a great pair of dubs...

Anonymous

>>41043408
>this is my mare; she was made for me

>>41046119
She was meant to be a filly...return her to fillydom, and become her slave.

>>41046125
>anon doesn't understand natural age circles
Every filly becomes a mare

>>41046177
Nature is a bitch. Magic can defeat her, however.

>>41046181
man and filly is elsewhere
it's all about the mares here

>>40977490
>>41024881
Thoughts on the big kirin?

give me the fluttershy and pinkie greens

Ponegreen

>>41038266
Proofreading is almost done, so the update will probably be ready tomorrow/later today, depending on your time zone.

Anonymous

you and your wife have decided it's time to go camping<br>Do you remember everything before you leave? Or does something slip both your minds and you have to rough it a little because you only brought one sleeping bag? <s>you brought the one bag on purpose so you'd have an excuse to cuddle in the tent</s>

>>41049274
>spoiler
Yes, and if she'd looked at my packing list she'd have noticed that she'd be the majority of my sleeping insulation.

>>41049299
>Warmth sharing with your mare
That must be peak comfy.

>>41049274
>Do you remember everything before you leave?
Yes, because we both triple-check. Preparing for the trip would probably take as much effort as going there, but it'd be worth it of course.

>>41049690
I think the hardest part would be convincing her to leave the books behind

>>41050032
Not at all. When she's committed to the notion of experiencing something, she'll go to any lengths to make it happen. Actually she'd be the on organizing the camping trip since it's on her list of fun fun fun activities to do together with a human. And of course we can take a book or two there as well, it's not gonna be all singing songs at a campfire or swimming in a horribly cold lake in the morning.

>>41051376
Technically all their horgans are bigger than regular mares'

>>41050136
don't forget the customary roasting of the marsh melon

Ponegreen

>>40997662
>>41048621
Chapter 164.1 is live now. The ordeal has, once again, turned into an almost all-nighter because I spotted a grossly high amount of stupid format and form mistakes at the very last minute. But oh well, if no other time is available, it's got to be done at night. As usual, here are the links and on to the text.
Main story:
https://ponepaste.org/477
https://ponepaste.org/478
https://ponepaste.org/479
https://ponepaste.org/480
https://ponepaste.org/4581
https://ponepaste.org/8319
Side story:
https://ponepaste.org/4466
Hope you enjoy it.

>>41052109
164.1

>You open your eyes as soon as you wake up.
>And you are initially surprised by the environment in which you find yourself, as you are greeted by the same metal ceiling that you saw through the closed canopy of the unit right before you passed out.
>Your mind automatically comes to the conclusion that something unexpected must have happened, and that it prompted #deca.mare to stop the process.
>However, it is quickly revealed to you that this is not the case.
>Because only a few seconds later, a familiar golden face moves into your field of vision, apparently looking down on you.
>In the literal sense of the word.
>"Good morning. Again."
>You blink.
"Sky?"
>He nods happily.
>"The one and only."
>You try to make sense of your current situation as the stallion speaks up once more.
>"What are you doing on the floor?"
>You need a moment to process this question.
>Then you look around.
>And you spot the altered command chair in the vicinity, located exactly where the cryo unit is placed in the real world.
>Now you understand what happened.
"Oh. The system dropped me here."
>Sky Squall tilts his head.
>"On the deck's floor? For what reason?"
>You shrug.
"None. I just happen to get dropped at random spots when I enter the simulation. It's got something to do with stray subconscious thoughts, so we can never quite tell where I end up."
>Sky Squall offers you a forehoof to help you.
>"That must be inconvenient."
>You grab the limb and let the golden Pegasus hoist you up.
"It can be sometimes. I once woke up in the depths of an ocean."
>Sky Squall shudders lightly.
"Yeah, it wasn't the nicest place to come to. The simulation reduced the effects to bearable levels though. And #deca hurried to scoop me up too."
>The stallion's ears perk up.
>"Right, I almost forgot."
>Before you can ask what he means, Sky Squall rears up and spreads his wings, facing you in a typical tussle stance.
>You sigh and grin.
"Already tossing me to the ground again? You just picked me up."
>Sky Squall shrugs briefly without changing his pose.
>You take a breath and accept the challenge.
"Fine."
>You ready yourself in front of the Pegasus as he prepares himself to push you back in turn.
>And since you are not physically threatened by his superior strength in this simulation, you bet that he will be a bit more pushy this time around.
>In both meanings of the word.
>Well, two can play this game.
>So you decide to apply some last second changes to the scenario.
>You silently instruct the system to triple your own simulated strength, whilst halving the gravity around Sky Squall at the same time.
>With these changes in effect, you greet the Pegasus chest first and give him a singular firm jolt.
>And the outcome of said encounter is no surprise to you, as you fling your opponent back with no effort whatsoever.
>The stallion is not taking it quite so well, however.

>>41052112
>Sky Squall, utterly surprised as he is by this sudden shift in the sheer physics around him, trundles across the deck whilst his mind is trying to come to terms with his newfound situation.
>In the end, he lands rather unceremoniously on the floor, and even slides a good bit afterwards.
>You revert the changes as Sky Squall looks around.
>"I should've seen that one coming."
>You chuckle briefly.
"Sorry, Sky. I couldn't resist.
>The stallion stands up again as you get closer.
>And you wonder whether he is trying to "retaliate" or not.
>But whatever he might have in mind, or not, it is rendered moot before Sky Squall gets the opportunity to act upon it.
>For another familiar voice is speaking up.
>"I see you have regained your full mental capacities. Good."
>These words are coming from the top of the ramp.
>So you look up and spot #deca.mare standing close to the edge of the ramp, observing the scene below her in its entirety.
>You realise that you did not hear her entering the room, and you are also certain that she was not here just a few moments ago either.
>She has probably materialised herself on the spot when neither of you was looking.
>In either case, both Sky Squall and you turn your attention to #deca.mare as she trots down the ramp.
>She heads directly for you as soon as she is on your level, and without even saying a single further word, she spontaneously pounces on you with a happy smile on her face.
>You catch her almost instinctively and hold her whilst she wraps her forehooves around your shoulders.
>And #deca.mare does not hold herself back in the slightest.
>She nuzzles the side of your face intimately as she starts to press herself a bit firmer against you.
>Notably more so than necessary to keep herself in place.
"Happy to see you too."
>You catch a glimpse of Sky Squall whilst #deca.mare tends to your face.
>And as you have expected, he is watching you curiously.
>He does not even try to hide it.
>After all, he has made his stance on the matter very clear, and he stands by it.
>You take a breath and slowly walk over to the command chair, carrying #deca.mare all the way.
>Once you are there, you try to let her down.
>But #deca.mare refuses.
>She tightens her grip around you in response and seemingly doubles her nuzzling efforts.
>Message received.
>So you turn around and sit down yourself, effectively placing #deca.mare right on your lap.
>You briefly tilt your head to look at Sky Squall.
"This could take a moment."
>He shrugs with a grin.
>"No problem. Take your time. I can wait."
>Of course he can, with a scene like this.
>Though you are not going to complain about it either.
>So you reciprocate #deca.mare's affections and ignore the Pegasus for now.
>And you do indeed take your time together.

>>41052118
>A couple of minutes.
>Maybe more.
>It is hard for you to say.
>Once again, you simply let the scene run its course and part when it feels apt for both of you to do so.
>Neither of you has to do or say anything.
>You just know when the right moment has come.
>#deca.mare then loosens her grip around you and allows herself to "roll" sideways.
>She lands back first on the cushioning right next to yours and makes herself comfortable, taking her usual seat in the process.
>You assume a more upright posture as well, clear your throat, and look at the Pegasus in front of you again.
>He has taken a seat of sorts too, as he sat down on his haunches at some point between now and the last time you saw him.
"Sorry, we kept you waiting."
>He casually shrugs with a smile.
>"I told you, it's fine."
>He laughs.
>"If anything, I would've preferred to see more of it."
>Oh boy.
>If he says it like that, you can already feel that something is coming.
>"Outside the simulation, preferably."
>Of course.
>There was the catch.
>You nod calmly.
"One step at a time."
>Or kiss, as you silently think to yourself.
>#deca.mare speaks up next.
>"I appreciate your sympathies for our relationship, Sky, But Anon is right. This is a... long-term process."
>Sky Squall accepts that with a deep breath.
>"Yes, I know."
>He laughs.
>"Doesn't stop me from helping you to get there though."
>#deca.mare tries to change the topic politely.
>"Thank you, Sky. It is appreciated. But to come to more short-term subjects, I think we might consider to make a few arrangements."
>Sky Squall raises an eyebrow.
>"Arrangements?"
>#deca.mare nods.
>"As you are aware, we can do more in the simulation than we can in the physical world. We have many more artistic liberties at our disposal now. Which means we are not bound to work with the same tools here either."
>Sky Squall listens attentively.
>"Yes. So?"
>She goes on.
>"So we can, for instance, apply more substantial changes to our working environment. If you wish."
>The Pegasus shrugs.
>"Why should we though? I was fine with the seat cushions on the deck."
>He eyes your custom version of the command chair.
>"But I guess a stool like yours wouldn't be bad either."
>#deca.mare takes a breath.
>"That would be one thing. But we can think bigger."
>Sky Squall seems to grasp what #deca.mare is alluding to.
>"You're asking me whether I want to change the deck as a whole?"
>She nods again.
>And the stallion thinks about the proposal for a moment before he declines the offer.
>"Hm, no. I don't insist on that."
>#deca.mare tilts her head.
>"Really? You said the architecture is too enclosed for your tastes."
>The stallion nods.
>"And it still isn't my favourite. But from what I've seen so far, I believe the design does what it is supposed to do."

>>41052123
>You chime in.
"Yeah, but only that. It's very utilitarian, and deliberately so. Keep in mind that this ship was never meant to house a permanent population at all. There was no need to include pleasantries. We can add them here in the simulation with ease though. Or we come up with an entirely new design for our sessions. Everything is possible."
>You grin.
"Our creativity doesn't have to be exclusively tied to our leisure time."
>Sky Squall shrugs once more, however.
>"Thank you for the offer, but that's not necessary. I can work with the deck as it is. A proper place to sit is all I need."
>You nod.
"As you wish."
>The Pegasus goes on after taking another breath.
>"Besides, the only... additional 'pleasantry' I could think of is the only one that's out of reach for me."
>Sky Squall does not elaborate further, yet considering the circumstances, it is not hard for you to guess what, or rather who, he is referring to.
>And you are not sure how to reply to this either.
>After all, you could point out that this situation is a temporary affair, but due to its obvious implications, it would almost certainly come across as a very disrespectful remark.
>So you accept Sky Squall's decision and tend to his more viable request.
>You take a breath.
"Right then, a chair for you. Any idea what you want to have? If not, we've got a lot of sample suggestions to get some inspirations from."
>The Pegasus considers his options for a moment before he replies.
>"Hm, I don't need anything fancy. But I suppose a smaller facsimile of your own chair would be a sound idea."
>He grins and starts to talk in an overtly challenging tone.
>"To get a first impression of what it's like to sit in yours."
>You raise an eyebrow and grin as well.
"Don't get too eager, Sky. That too is still going to take a while."
>He shrugs.
>"Perhaps."
>A pause.
>"But it can't be wrong to start early, now can it?"
>You keep staring at each other for a few seconds before you speak up.
"Yeah, I guess so."
>You pause briefly.
"Jokes aside though, we actually do have a smaller one-person version of this chair. It's the original design. The broader one you see here is a customised model."
>Sky Squall nods.
>"I figured as much."
>You blink.
"You did?"
>The golden Pegasus chuckles.
>"Of course. I'm pretty sure the original builders of this place didn't furnish the room with a seat that was meant to be used by a human and a pony at the same time."
>Which is correct on all accounts.
"No, they didn't. That's true."
>He points at your command chair.
>"Who made the changes, by the way?"
>You respond immediately, as it is an easy question for you to answer.
"Uh, I did."
>Sky Squall blinks.
>"Well, that could've fooled me."
>Oh?
"Why?"
>The Pegasus looks over to #deca.mare, then back to you.
>"To use your wording, it's a very... utilitarian change. And I..."

>>41052125
>You see where this is going and continue his explanation for him.
"You thought it would be #deca's work because of it."
>He nods.
>"It was the more likely option in my opinion."
>He looks at #deca.mare.
>"No offence."
>And she shrugs casually with a faint smile.
>"None taken."
>She chuckles.
>"I probably would have thought the same if I were in your position."
>A part of you is tempted to ask whether #deca.mare wants to imply that your creation is uninspired.
>Though to be fair, you thought the same thing at the time.
>Sky Squall speaks up once more, directing your inner musings back to the matter at hand.
>"So... yes. One of those then."
>#deca.mare replies as you sort your thoughts.
>"As you wish, Sky. Would you like to try materialising it yourself?"
>Sky Squall is open to her idea.
>"How does that work?"
>You take over.
"Basically like any other command. You think of a certain object and tell the simulation to materialise it at a specific spot in the environment."
>Sky Squall nods.
>"I see. Let me try."
>The Pegasus eyes a vacant spot right next to your chair.
>And he stands still whilst his mind is trying to focus.
>To no avail, however.
>The chair does not appear.
>You chime in.
"Something wrong?"
>The stallion looks at you.
>"It's difficult to picture a piece of furniture you have never seen. All I know is that it looks a little bit like yours."
>You chuckle.
"If that's the only problem... here."
>You create a floating screen which shows an accurate three-dimensional model of the original chair.
"That's the one you want."
>The Pegasus studies the illustration, nods, and tries again.
>Something does happen indeed this time.
>A non-descript shape starts to appear at the desired location.
>And over the course of less than a minute, the formerly chaotic arrangement of quasi-forms has changed into something which almost resembles a chair.
"Good work so far. Keep going."
>Which he does.
>Sky Squall keeps working on the chair until it is a perfect life-sized copy of the model on the display.
>Once he is done, he takes a breath and closes his eyes.
>"I guess now I know what it is like to be a Unicorn. Minus having the horn, that is."
>You shrug.
"Spells are a bit more complex than that since you've got to focus energy and whatnot. But yeah, the principle is similar as far as the mental process is concerned. It's one of the reasons why we assume that Unicorns would probably be quite adept at interacting with systems like the simulation. Without much of an introduction too."
>Sky Squall smiles wryly.
>"And yet you've asked me first."

>>41052128
>You take a breath.
"Eh, as you've seen yourself, it's no prerequisite. It may be a boon at the start, but everyone can learn how to handle the systems. I serve as another example of that too. I had no previous experience with interactive simulations on this advanced level, but it still worked for me."
>You grin as well.
"But... if you really want to know what it's like to be a Unicorn, we could add a horn to your proxy."
>It apparently takes a moment for Sky Squall to even process the suggestion.
>"No, thank you. I'm quite fond of my wings."
>And your smile grows.
"I didn't say anything about trading them in."
>Sky Squall raises an eyebrow.
>"Anon, that's ridiculous. I could never show myself in Equestria like this."
>He shakes his head.
>"Besides, even if I could hide the horn or the wings somehow in public, the princesses would notice. They have come close to spotting you a couple of times, so there's no way they'd miss a third Alicorn."
>You shrug.
"I know. But it's fun to imagine."
>A pause.
"Anyway, would you like to test your first 'creation'? It looks very solid."
>Sky Squall nods and approaches the second command chair.
>Once he is in range, he prods and probes the stability of the construction with his forehooves to make sure that it is indeed standing firmly.
>Satisfied with the result of his test, the Pegasus takes his seat.
>You speak up.
"So, shall we start?"
>You get two nods in response.
"Alright. Back to business."
>So begins your first regular session back in the simulation.
>And even though the few minor differences in the interior design are noticeable, the session plays out almost exactly as the ones on the actual command deck.
>Still, you can feel that #deca.mare is somewhat more serene throughout the entire affair.
>You have no firm evidence to base this on, and she does not send many signals which could be interpreted as such either, yet you just sense it nevertheless.
>And knowing that #deca.mare is content and in high spirits helps you to feel good and relieved as well.
>A win-win scenario for everyone.
>Maybe except for Sky Squall's eager eyes.
>He will have to be patient for a while longer if he hopes to see #deca.mare becoming more open to certain activities outside the simulation.
>But you are getting there.
>Sooner or later.

>>41052131
Done. Thoughts and comments are welcome as usual of course.

Anonymous

>>41052133
it's a good transitional scene between sections.

>>41050032
Still easier than convincing some other mares.

>>41051967
And the bonfire singing of course.

>>41053384
nah, it's just horse organs, but shorter.

>>41053384
A decade old one. I feel old just remembering that.

>>41054975
This reads like it was written as an instruction guide by Twilight when she was drunk and thinking of burgers.

܂>>41052131
>The one and only.
Until they make a backup copy of him. I wonder why it isn't #deca.mare welcoming Anon.
>decide to apply some last second changes to the scenario
What if Sky had the same idea?
>utterly surprised
Well I guess he did not have the same idea. Also Anon is surprisingly aware compared to last times after waking up.
>materialised herself on the spot
Fun times with multiple #deca.mare when?
>I can wait.
Then pauses himself for an hour.
>You just know when the right moment has come.
And #deca.mare knows both when Anon thinks its over and when she thinks the same.
>Outside the simulation, preferably.
Time to introduce Sky to safety critical, fault tolerant, fail safe, fail operational systems and single event upsets. A cosmic ray flipping one of #deca.mare's leg control position bits resulting in squishing Anon is not a pleasant experience.
>This is a... long-term process.
Hundreds of years in the making.
>whether I want to change the deck as a whole?
Even if he wants to he has no idea yet what to change it to.
>does what it is supposed to do
And they can just pull up a terminal anywhere anytime. Or just ask #deca.mare to do whatever, she is not limited to hawing to interact with a terminal to basically interact with herself.
>out of reach for me
Not out of reach but it comes with a lot of consequences right now.
>It's difficult to picture a piece of furniture you have never seen.
Not a creative/artistic type of guy huh?
>I didn't say anything about trading them in.
Well, they could tell the systems to hide if from the ponies. Just like with the transporters, tunnels, etc.
>It looks very solid.
And silently Anon changed it to be made of air.

Thanks for the update!

>>41057190
>When the hunt was successful

>>41057614
What an adorable purple piggy.

>>41057963
honestly the hardest part about having a princess as your partner is keeping up with the food intake. Hope you like cooking as a hobby.

>>41043408
>Husbando reeducation camp
unironically more interesting than any slop the prisoners here eat up

>>41058968
>MRE members extricate the targets
>put you in "reeducation"
>it's mostly self-improvemt/self-care seminars and confidence-building exercises
>your diet is monitored for nutrition and cleaning out the heavy metals and plastics you've got swimming around in you
>by the time they're done, thoughts of escape and discomfort have vanished
sign me up, cap'n

Ponegreen

>>41052263
Glad that you liked it. And yeah, a new section is coming up next. It's going to have a few time skips again, but they won't be as drastic as the previous ones.
>>41055447
>Anon is surprisingly aware
That's because he's gone through the process of leaving and entering the simulation a couple of times in the past. The disorientating effects are still there, but they're not quite as severe this time thanks to the previous experiences.
>Fun times with multiple #deca.mare when?
Hm, there's nothing stopping them from doing that in the simulation in theory. Its application under "vanilla" circumstances would be somewhat limited though.
>Time to introduce Sky to [...]
Yep, that's pretty much how she thinks about the matter.
>Not out of reach but it comes with a lot of consequences right now.
I mean, he could interact with Firefly through the use of an alter ego without any long term consequences, but that would, obviously, not be the same since she wouldn't know that it's him who's talking to her.
>Not a creative/artistic type of guy huh?
Well, it's enough to create signal clouds for communication in the sky, and he'll know how to care for equipment like his armour. That's more or less it as far as his crafts are concerned. Sky is a flier and a "squad captain" first and foremost. <s>Though he's of course about to expand his repertoire by helping out #deca.mare and Anon.</s>
>hide if from the ponies
That would theoretically work. But as Sky said, more perceptive individuals like the princesses would notice that something is off if Sky were to do this.

Anonymous

>>41060214
Blue eyes are destined to conquer all. This includes the hearts of Man.

>>41060267
I've never considered the effects of her eyes. But now that you mentioned it, I can't unsee it.

>>41060749
>pic name
And it worked again.

>>41060733
We never had any chance to resist.

>>41064336
>"Really? Right on top of my paperwork?"

>>41065034
her ass is not a notary stamp
she's lucky she's cute

>>41065260
You are obviously not familiar with the operation of the Equestrian government.

>>40963936
I’M THE MARE IN A BOX
BURIED IN SHIT

>>41065260
Are you sure? Would you ignore an official writing that's stamped by Raven's rear?

>>41065841
It's clearly night in that pic.

>>41065441
if it was important I'd get it stamped again just to make sure
with an actual stamp

>>41066151
>when the "HI ANON" letter comes with an Officio Amorum purity seal *and* a ..."water"mark of your state-assigned waifu's mareparts

>>41066000
Uhh, praise the sun, or something.

>>41034413
You gotta do the same for her too.

>>41067725
I'll pick her up and put her over my shoulder and press my face into her chest

>>41068594
Not sure if that's the best thing to do when you don't know each other very well yet.

>>41068774
There are serial crotch-sniffers and chestfluff addicts in the streets... Just another day in Biden's America...

>>41058856
she’s evil! now she’ll get bad time

>>41069352
We can have tiny foals together

>>41069055
If she blushes at this display of autism, she'd go thermonuclear inside if she knew what some Anons can conjure up.

>>41069827
Hum, I thought that was Rainbow upon a quick glance

>>41070116
Just make sure this kind of mistake doesn't happen when you get to Equestria (prehistoric or otherwise)

>>41070660
Good thing stallions and mares are easier to distinguish when they're in front of you. Certain details are hard to miss.

>>41070775
>Certain details are hard to miss.
You mean like having a penis and nuts or not?

>>41070825
Of course. Horse bits aren't subtle.

>>41073302
hello toothpaste mare, what can I do for you

>>41073705
She wants (you) to be an exemplar of dental hygiene.

Remember to treat the mare who is mother to your children well on mothers' day<br>possibly by making her a mother again

>>41076910
>mother again
I'd already be happy to have a shot at a first foal.

>>41080343
It really could use a couple more active writefags to liven up the place.

>>41080784
artists would be nice too, but there's only so many ways you can draw a man and mare snuggling together before you start going into things you can't post on a blue board.

>>41081224
That's true but some mares have practically no snuggling art to speak of. There's a lot of ground to cover there.

>>41081246
Absolutely. There are still many background ponies out there.

>>41081246
There are a lot of mares that do need love, true.

>>41082058
Sassy is painfully underrated too.

>>41081224
>>41080784
We should just join back up with /aie/ instead of constantly necrobumping
Page 10 btw

>>41081224
There are as many ways to draw SFW man-mare snuggling as there are ways for the cables behind your computer to get tangled up even though they're anchored at both ends and were straight the last time you saw them.

>>41082779
>check out the current /aie/
>thread starts with ember right away and sparks a discussion about too many dragons in the thread
>it gets worse afterwards
Yeah, that wouldn't fly. Way too much friction.

>>41082779
But we're about man-mare relationships, not necessarily about Anon being in Equestria.

>>41082779
/aie/ has a Different theme.
If you're combining threads, /nmp/ is probably most compatible with /rgre/.

>>41082832
>Comparing Cadence to that bald lunatic
I smell some serious heresy.

When mares casually make dangerous weapons look adorable.

Hello anons. Been a while since I've posted here, I usually was in the Wafiu Wednesday thread but I'm sorely disappointed that it seems to have been forgotten about. I guess this the the more appropriate thread in its absence.

Picture is from Valentine's Day.

>>41084916
welcome back
the dust bunnies are about where you last saw them.

>>41084916
What's that flag? Never seen this one.
t. Europoor

>>41084916
God damn that's a cute horse. <s>Last I remember about Waifu Wednesday threads was them becoming the same four people blogging through the week, figures others moved on eventually</s>

>>41085287
would you be her rock in a tumultuous world

>>41085550
Depends on how hard she swings her pickaxe.

>>41086917
batmare husbands must go through a lot of earplugs

>>41087327
Or windows, if the frequency is high enough.

>>41088130
Kiss the hoof. She'll get it then.

>>41088598
Only noblemares get hoof kisses.

>>41089510
on the bright side, every mare gets snoot kisses, cheek kisses, forehead kisses, <s>lewd kisses</s>, and other such physical statements of affection.

>>41089510
Twi is a princess though. Can't get much more noble than that.

>>41090051
Only Celestia gets the REAL royalty treatment due to her height.

>>41090395
>doing this whilst standing right behind a horse
That looks like a recipe for getting your shins shattered by a reflex kick or something.

>>41090406
he's pretty safe unless he suddenly transforms into a plastic bag

Ponegreen

>>41052133
Customary two weeks life sign post. Still working on the next chapter, but it's slowly reaching the finishing touches. I hope I get it done and proofread over the holiday weekend.

Anonymous

>>41090636
you just reminded me of that guy who draws diaper transformation, so now you have to be reminded too.

>>41091461
a plastic bag in the breeze is super spooky for horses

>>41091475
The more you know. I wonder why plastic bags in particular though.

>>41051508
>>41054096
>>41054586
>never heard that one before
>to the desu!
>term is almost exclusively used in eqg threads
That explains everything.

>>41092883
but can you make her shinier?

>>41093229
Who's Delta? He sounds based.

>>41093951
A retard's who's poison to everything he touches. That's all that needs to be said.

>>41093796
I have a mighty need to polish crystal mares.

>>41094815
>her face when you're very thorough

>>41095215
>The dress also shines
I know it's due to animation reasons, but it still feels weird. The clothing is not a strict part of the pony.

Ponegreen

>>41052133
>>41090672
Okay, the text is ready and good to go. Prolonged weekends really are a boon to get stuff done. Anyway, Ponepaste is up to date, so let's get right to the link dump and the upload.
Main story:
https://ponepaste.org/477
https://ponepaste.org/478
https://ponepaste.org/479
https://ponepaste.org/480
https://ponepaste.org/4581
https://ponepaste.org/8319
Side story:
https://ponepaste.org/4466
Have fun.

>>41095652
164.2

>The sessions of the next days and weeks follow a similar pattern as the previous ones.
>You get up, have a pleasant breakfast with #deca.mare and Sky Squall, work on the respective projects of the day, wind down during your leisure time, and usually conclude the cycle with a proper and calm supper.
>Things run fairly smoothly, all things considered.
>Equestria is peaceful and prospering.
>Harmony is ever learning and growing.
>And Sky Squall is making progress as well.
>The days simply come and go without any major issues.
>But despite the relatively fixed daily schedule, you would not say that this makes anything boring.
>On the contrary, the various tasks of the day keep you busy without becoming a monotonous chore, and you can always find something to spend your leisure time with.
>Time almost flies from your perspective.
>And before you even realise it, the next special occasion is right around the corner.
>In fact, #deca.mare has to remind you of it simply because you did not register just how quickly time has passed.
>Fortunately for you though, you do not have to do much to prepare yourself.
>Moving the two proxies to the ship's biolab is all it takes.
>So #deca.mare and you do just that.
>And you assume control of your respective proxies as soon as they are there.
>You take a look around and eye the interior of the biolab.
>The room is, as usual, stuffed with a plethora of complex machineries and advanced devices.
>And the air inside the laboratory is just as comparatively subpar as ever.
>It is breathable of course, but its quality serves as a quick reminder that the life support system in this area is not able to keep up with the equipment of the command deck.
>Nevertheless, you breathe calmly and carry on.
>#deca.mare and you head for a specific spot in the laboratory.
>The one which contains a certain gestation unit.
>And once again, it is occupied by a body.
>As you reach the machine, you look through the canopy and eye the pony within.
>The Pegasus inside the unit is hibernating, but fully formed and grown.
>And the liquid which fills the rest of the space in the pod keeps him in a semi-floating state whilst he is lying on his back.
>His face is almost completely covered by a respirator whilst several holdings keep the pose of the body stable and still without applying too much pressure.
>Only the eyes remain unobstructed.
>But this in itself does not mean much at the moment, for they are shut tightly as well.
>You let the sight sink in for a second before you address #deca.mare.
"Are you sure he wants to do that?"
>#deca.mare responds promptly.
>"Yes, Anon. His stance has not changed. He wishes to witness the procedure. First-hooved. And he does not want to quit in the middle of it either."
>You keep looking at the sleeping pony as you go on.
"If he says so. I hope he isn't underestimating the sensation though. The last thing we need is a Pegasus with a claustrophobic fit."

>>41095654
>#deca.mare steps up to you.
>She inspects the resting Pegasus as well.
>"He is certainly determined to go through the process in spite of the circumstances."
>Then she smiles.
>"And this is a good sign if you ask me. You know how stubborn Sky can be."
>You nod and look at the bound wings of the pony.
"Yeah. But I wonder how long this attitude will last. Not being able to move is one of his worst personal nightmares."
>#deca.mare takes a breath.
>"We will see. He says that he is ready, Anon."
>You collect your thoughts for a second before you give her the green light to begin.
"Then let's get this show on the road."
>#deca.mare's gaze briefly seems to lose its focus as she gets to work.
>And the first results show themselves within seconds.
>You register minor irregular movements in the limbs of the proxy which are kept at bay by the holdings.
>Then the head starts to stir slightly within its currently quite limited range of motion as well.
>A couple of seconds later, it happens.
>Sky Squall opens his eyes.
>And he does precisely what you thought he might do.
>The eyes of the stallion dart around in confusion as his mind struggles to make sense of the current situation.
>Under normal circumstances, he would understand immediately what is happening.
>However, since Sky Squall insisted on fully living through the awakening, and all the impressions that come with it, the still prevalent disorientation of the proxy impairs Sky Squall's mental capacities as well.
>He cannot process the impressions properly yet, as they send him a deluge of mixed and scrambled signals.
>The fact that he is unable to move at all does not ease his befuddlement in the slightest either.
>You quickly check the vitals of Sky Squall's proxy on the screen which is attached to the unit.
>And you do indeed see indicators of stress.
>The heartbeat in particular has accelerated notably, but his neural activity is quite high as well.
>His mind is very busy, but most of its thoughts appear to be rather chaotic.
>Well, Sky Squall is definitely not feeling all too comfortable right now, even when none of his values reach any critical levels.
>You turn to #deca.mare.
"I think he might have second thoughts now. How is it going?"
>#deca.mare responds automatically without any further bodily reaction.
>She is fully focused on the task at hand.
>"No issues so far. The initialisation is progressing as intended. We can proceed with the extraction sequence soon."
>You blink.
"How soon?"
>Again, only a verbal reaction.
>"Give me thirty seconds to double-check everything."
>Sounds reasonable enough to you.
>Yet you are aware that Sky Squall may have a very different perception of time at the moment.
>Maybe you can help him a little bit though.

>>41095657
>You lean your head closer to the canopy so that Sky Squall can see you.
>Then you softly knock on the transparent surface to catch the stallion's attention.
>Which leads to the desired effect.
>The gaze of the Pegasus homes in on you.
>A good sign.
>You give him a reassuring nod.
>To check whether he can already understand the intention behind your gesture or not, and because you genuinely hope that it might help him.
>And within a few seconds, his pulse already decelerates to a degree.
>The effect you have on him speaks for itself.
>So you maintain your "staring duel" with Sky Squall whilst #deca.mare works on the final touches of the initialisation.
>Once she is done, she informs you immediately.
>"Everything set and ready. I am starting the extraction... now."
>You give Sky Squall another nod and mouth the words "it begins".
>And true to #deca.mare's announcement, the gestation pod springs into action, redirecting your focus back to the machine in front of you.
>You take a step back as the unit begins to slowly drain the liquid.
>The first of four major steps.
>Number two follows promptly.
>The pod unlocks the seal of the canopy, enabling you to open the unit.
>An option which the two of you seize at once.
>#deca.mare instructs the machine to lift the canopy without delay.
>The mechanism emits an audible whirring sound as the cover starts to move steadily.
>And you are ready to address Sky Squall as soon as the thing is out of the way.
"Hang in there, Sky. We're as good as done."
>Almost as if it was meant to prove your point, the holdings loosen their grip around the proxy.
>Point three on the list.
>Upon noticing his new freedom of movement, Sky Squall instinctively kicks into the air above him.
>You pull your head back for the time being to avoid getting caught off guard by any accidental surprise strikes.
>Then you raise your voice again.
"Please hold still. I can't reach you when you thrash around like that."
>Sky Squall heeds your words and stops.
>So you step up to the pod once more and reach for the respirator.
>You expertly loosen and subsequently remove the device whilst the Pegasus waits patiently for you to be done with this fourth and final step.
>Once you put the respirator aside, Sky Squall is completely free at last.
>And the first thing he does is to take in a long and deep breath of modest biolab air.
"Hello there. Welcome back to the living, Sky. How do you feel?"
>The stallion looks at you.
>"Soaking and wet. But I take it."
>Then he grins cockily.
>"You were right about the air in this room though. It could be better."
>Well, he is already returning to his old self again as it seems.
>You interpret this as a good sign and offer Sky Squall a forelimb to help him out of the gestation unit.
"And? Was it worth it?"

>>41095659
>He accepts your offer.
>"For sure. It was... bumpy at first, but you don't get an opportunity like this every day."
>The golden Pegasus leaves the machine, gives both #deca.mare and you an acknowledging nod, and takes a few experimental steps.
>He stares down at his forehooves.
>"Hm..."
>Then he pauses briefly and looks over his shoulder.
>"... it could be the lower gravity on the ship and the drenched coat, but..."
>Sky Squall stops mid-sentence.
>So you ask.
"But what?"
>The stallion spreads his wings to inspect them now.
>His feathers shine lightly as they move, for they are still coated with a thin layer of tiny droplets which reflect the surrounding light.
>"Everything looks right as far as I can see it. Perfect, even. Though the movement feels... slightly off. Not by much, but still."
>#deca.mare responds to that.
>"The stiffness will pass quickly. Just give it a moment, Sky. This body is moving on its own for the first time in its entire existence."
>Which only spans a couple of weeks, but never mind.
>Sky Squall tests his wings with a few careful beats too, minding not to hit anything in this comparatively narrow space.
>"Too bad you don't have an exercise room here. I'd fix that stiffness in hurry."
>He looks at you.
>"Or..."
>You cut him off swiftly, as you know where his mind is going.
"No, I'm not going to spar with you in the biolab. We've got way too many sensitive gadgets in here."
>The golden Pegasus shrugs.
>"Fine."
>A pause.
>"Later then? When we're out of the laboratory? On the deck, maybe?"
>You take a breath.
"If you wish. The main hall behind the airlock has enough room for whatever exercises you have in mind."
>Sky Squall goes on.
>"A trip to Equestria would be better though. More gravity, and much more space to do, well, everything."
>A pause.
>"But I suppose that's going to be difficult. I can't show myself there. And you aren't the youngest either as far as the records go."
>#deca.mare responds.
>"This is true. We would have to go in disguise."
>The stallion looks at her.
>"If we were to do this, what kind of disguise would you suggest? The usual selective perception trick?"
>She replies swiftly.
>"This is one option. We could either turn ourselves 'invisible', or let ourselves appear as if we were different ponies altogether."
>She pauses.
>"Exclusively fictional ponies of course. Impersonating someone else would be unwise."
>Another one.
>"This is a simple, but very effective method. And it would work well in most situations."
>Sky Squall is quick to pick up on the potential exceptions.
>"Not counting a certain pair of princesses, amongst others."
>He pauses and blinks.
>"No, wait. One princess."
>#deca.mare nods.
>"Indeed. She is likely to notice the presence of a camouflage of this nature. Added on top of our already unusual signatures."
>Sky Squall ponders on this point.
>"Risky. We'd be like magical beacons unless we stay in remote places. What else could we do?"

>>41095663
>You take over.
"The classics, Sky. Cosmetics. Lots and lots of cosmetics."
>The Pegasus tilts his head.
>"What do you mean?"
>You grin.
"The full laundry list. Separate dyes for the coat and manes, custom Marks, preferably lenses to change the eye colours, and if we really want to get into it, covert voice modulators. Everything you need for an alter ego."
>Or alter-alter ego, in your case.
>You keep that remark to yourself though.
>Sky Squall blinks.
>"Dyes? Now that I finally have my own body back? Call me vain if you want to, but I'm fairly fond of my appearance as it is."
>You nod.
"I know. None of that would be permanent. It's just for the duration of the trip."
>Sky Squall takes a breath.
>"Well, I see why it might be necessary, but..."
>Another pause.
>"...I've got to think about this. The deck will do for the time being though."
>Fair enough.
>And a wonderful opportunity for you to mention another idea.
"Speaking of the deck, would you be interested in walking there? Just to have done it once if nothing else?"
>Sky Squall looks at you.
>"And how? There's no atmosphere between this laboratory and the command deck."
>You nod.
"There isn't. But the transport via cryo units isn't our only method to circumvent that problem."
>You glance over to #deca.mare.
>She knows immediately what you are referring to and acts accordingly.
>A utility unit in the room starts to move.
>It drives into a remote corner of the stuffed laboratory, grabs a medium-sized container, and navigates its way through the narrow pathways to your location.
>The automaton deposits said container in the usual fashion right in front of you and retreats.
>You walk up to the recent delivery and open the object to reach the contents within.
>And it is not filled with water or food this time around.
>On the contrary, it contains three space suits of the equine variant and a towel.
>These objects were placed in this room by #deca.mare a good while before the two of you got here.
>Just in case that somebody might utter this precise suggestion.
>Sky Squall eyes the pieces as you reveal the suits and pass the towel to him.
>"No explanation necessary. I get the concept."
>He blinks as he dries himself properly.
>"Though... I think I could use a little guide on how to wear them."
>Nothing easier than that.
>The three of you go through the procedure of donning the suits together, with Sky Squall observing each of your steps closely before he imitates them.
>And he does manage to do most of the work on his own, apart from some of the more fiddly stages in which all of you help each other out instead.
>In the end, each of you wears one complete set, ready to venture out of the laboratory.
>But before you do so, you decide to check on Sky Squall.
>To see how he fares in the suit.
"So... how are you?"
>He shows no overt signs of discomfort, but he is not fully content either.
>"I feel a bit like I traded one coffer in for another."
>The body of the Pegasus sways lightly now.

>>41095666
>A sign which one could easily attribute to some form of medical imbalance.
>But you know better.
>The movements are a result of Sky Squall's instinctive attempts to spread his wings, only to be hindered by the confines of the suit.
>This does seem to annoy the Pegasus somewhat, yet it does not create the same stressful bodily reaction as the awakening in the gestation unit.
>He goes on.
>"But there's admittedly less liquid involved this time around."
>You take a breath.
"Yeah, these things were designed for utility first and foremost. They were never meant to be flexible. But they do what they are supposed to do."
>You pause with a smile.
"And when you're out in space, you really want to take reliable functionality over a little bit of convenient wiggle room."
>Sky Squall does not object.
>For he cannot really disagree with your point.
>Especially since he is aware of the fact that his wings will not help him one bit in the vacuum.
>The Pegasus clears his mind and ignores his urge to fly around.
>Then he speaks up again.
>"Alright, I'm ready."
>#deca.mare and you look at each other and nod in almost perfect unison.
"We too."
>The three of you head for the exit which leads to the makeshift airlock that separates the biolab from the rest of the ship.
>You enter the relatively small room, wait for the controlled decompression process to be completed, and head for the corridor of the outer shell.
>#deca.mare goes ahead, with Sky Squall and you following her closely.
>Once she stands right in the middle of the long pathway, she stops and raises her voice.
>"Sky?"
>Sky Squall replies, obviously not knowing what she has in mind.
>"Yes?"
>#deca.mare chuckles and grins.
>"Would you be interested in a little challenge?"
>The stallion blinks.
>"Uh, sure."
>Of course he would not decline the offer.
>She goes on.
>"Let us see how well you have studied the layout of our ship. Lead the way to the command deck. Without looking it up, which direction is the right one?"
>Again, the stallion blinks.
>"That's a trick question. Both directions will lead to the large door sooner or later. One is just longer than the other."
>#deca.mare nods.
>"Fair enough. But which of the two is the shorter one?"
>Sky Squall does not answer immediately.
>He looks in both directions as he considers what to say.
>If he is searching for any visual clues, you already know in advance that he will not find any.
>After all, the walls of the main corridor are almost all quite uniform in nature.
>Even an orientation expert like Sky Squall will have a hard time to find the "correct" way merely by searching for clues in the architecture.
>And he seems to have understood this too.
>So instead of trying to find any useful landmarks, he starts to rummage through his memories.
>#deca.mare and you wait in silence and give the Pegasus all the time he needs.
>Eventually, he points in one direction.
>"That one."

>>41095669
>#deca.mare looks at him with a neutral expression.
>"Are you sure?"
>Sky Squall remains steadfast.
>"I am."
>A quiet pause follows.
>#deca.mare eventually breaks the silence a few seconds later as she raises her voice with a smile.
>"And you have every right to be. It is indeed the shorter route."
>Sky Squall inhales audibly, yet you are not sure if it is a sign of relief or merely a coincidence.
>Either way though, he grins back at her and starts to move at once.
>"Then let's go."
>He leads the way right away, as he trots through the corridor with the same determined certainty that he displayed during his time in the Pegasus flight teams.
>You look at #deca.mare and shrug.
"Well, you heard the boss."
>#deca.mare's smile turns into an amused grin.
>"Right, Anon."
>So you follow the stallion through the corridor.
>And as you do, you temporarily cut the comm connection to Sky Squall's suit.
"Is it just me, or was his 'order' a bit more pushy than his usual tone?"
>#deca.mare responds, equally cutting the stallion off for the time being.
>"It was, but it has nothing to do with you or me."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"Oh?" Then what was this about?"
>#deca.mare snickers.
>"A trivial reason, actually. He starts to think that his suit itches."
>You try not to laugh.
"And? Does it?"
>#deca.mare subtly shakes her head.
>"No. It is his subconsciousness which plays a trick on him. He wants out of the suit. And the sooner we reach the command deck, the quicker he can get out of it."
>You need a moment to process this information.
>Because on the one hand, you would not have expected Sky Squall to develop this notion.
>After all, he has worn heavy armour in the past.
>Armour which weights a lot more than this equipment, even without taking the lower environmental gravity into consideration.
>Then again, no pony armour set, no matter how thick and heavy it may be, seals a body in like a space suit does.
>Plus, Pegasus apparel in particular always considers to keep the wings as unobstructed as possible to ensure a high degree of mobility.
>It is very likely that this is the key difference which bothers him so much.
>Especially since he has already shown first signs of this in the biolab.
"Why doesn't he say anything? We could get rid of that false notion in a second."
>#deca.mare chuckles.
>"You should know better, Anon."
>You inhale.
"Of course. It would be embarrassing for his pride to admit this."
>And you have promised not to tinker with Sky Squall or his proxy without his explicit approval.
>So the status quo remains.
>You sigh.
>This will require a different approach.
"Well, you know the saying. The best way to make a stallion drink is to throw him into the water."
>#deca.mare snorts.
>"Not quite, but close enough."
>You go on.
"I guess this means we've got to include a couple of space suit exercises into our schedule. Just a few simple tasks every now and then until he gets used to it. Besides, it would have a learning effect too."

>>41095672
>You pause.
"Provided he isn't too distracted by his misperceptions."
>#deca.mare tends to agree.
>"I think so too."
>She takes a breath.
>"I will prepare a list with a suitable amount of exercises. Simple practice tasks that we can do here on the ship."
>You give her a nod.
"Great. Thanks, #deca."
>She smiles yet again.
>"Any time, Anon."
>Her expression changes all of a sudden.
>From friendly and casual to attentive.
>And she speaks up without delay as well.
>"Heads up, I restore our channel to Sky."
>In the very next second, Sky Squall turns his head whilst his voice sounds through the comm channel.
>"...uiet for a while. Is everything alright?"
>You nod instantly without really thinking much about it.
"We're good, Sky. I think we were just... in thought for a moment."
>#deca.mare mirrors your gesture.
>"That was it. We are fine."
>Sky Squall raises an eyebrow.
>"You know... you have this strange presence around you again, Anon. You know the one."
>A pause.
>"As if you're not telling me the full story."
>Says the right one.
>You blink.
"Nothing conspiratorial is happening here, Sky. I was just thinking of our next sessions."
>You decide to confront him directly.
"I believe we could do this here a bit more often. Just to give you an idea of what it is like to work personally in space. What do you think?"
>It takes Sky Squall a few seconds to answer.
>"Sounds like a good idea to me."
>And you are sure that the rational part of his mind supports this idea wholeheartedly.
>Though his delayed response tells you that another part of him is cursing slightly right now.
>Sky Squall turns his gaze back to the corridor right in front of him.
>Then he raises his voice again.
>"Speaking of this subject... I'm curious, Anon. What was the longest time you've spent in such a suit?"
>You blink again.
"You mean in one go?"
>You already know the answer to that question, for it is obvious to you that he is probing you.
>But you feel like you had to ask nevertheless.
>"Yes."
>Now you earnestly have to think for a moment.
"Uhm, I'm not entirely sure to be honest. I've been on so many missions and practice flights, it's hard to keep track."
>You smile as you remember some of your more tricky missions.
"It was pretty wild every now and then though. We actually had to restock our reserves 'on the field' a couple of times. It didn't happen all too often, but you remember missions like these."
>You pause.
"Suffice to say, it's been a while."
>Sky Squall tries to say something, but you go on before he can speak up.
>And you try to find a wording which somewhat addresses his issue without outright telling him that #deca.mare has spilled the beans about his perceived plight.
>To save his face and all that.
"I know it can be unusual at first, but you'll get used to it pretty quickly."

>>41095677
>You laugh.
"It will feel like a second skin to you in no time."
>The stallion snorts.
>"Now you're exaggerating."
>You inhale.
"Okay, maybe a little bit. But if it feels weird for you now, rest assured that this will change."
>Sky Squall nods, faintly.
>"I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, Anon."
>Well, it sounds like your words have helped him indeed.
>At least to a certain degree.
>Which is better than nothing.
"No problem, Sky."
>And so the three of you keep walking through the large corridor, all the way to the heavy blast door.
>The next session waits for you right on the other side.

>>41095680
And done. As usual, thoughts and criticism are welcome.

Anonymous

>>41095684
Can't imagine Sky's wife is going to take her turn in the tube any better.
I imagine a good degree of fast-forwarding is probably going to kick in before things get closer to the g4 time period

Ponegreen

>>41096131
>Can't imagine Sky's wife is going to take her turn in the tube any better.
Considering that she is just as fixated on flight and mobility as Sky, that's pretty much a given. Though she doesn't have to actively experience the whole initialisation process first-hand unless she really wants to. It's more likely than not that she will, especially when she hears that her husband has done the same, yet it remains an entirely optional feature.
>I imagine a good degree of fast-forwarding is probably going to kick in before things get closer to the g4 time period
Yeah, that's going to be a necessity at some point either way. It's simply not feasible to cover a whole millennium in detail. But a couple of things still have to be addressed before it comes to this.

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I think she's trying to tell me something but I'm not sure what
I should keep looking until I figure it out.

>thread is kill
RIP sleepy mare thread, going to nicer pastures