/og/ #2 - Original General

Anonymous

Welcome to the Original General #2, for discussion pertaining to the first three generations of My Little Pony!

>Previous thread:
>>40988404

FIRST FOR MINTY AND OG#2 DONT LET THE FLAME DIE OUT OG CHADS

>>41063796
This. A true classic NEVER goes out of style.

>>41063822
Do you think it sucks to wear heels as a pony? She looks happy enough about it, so I don't know.

>>41063834
I lay awake at night staring at the ceiling and hoping that /og/ ponies become real so I could marry one.

>>41063830
Sounds uncomfortable to me but I'm not a horse so I don't know

take me off this mortal plain so that i may finally unite with thistle whistle

Any based & epicpilled chads here know what episode this from? :)

>>41064165
Rescue at Midnight Castle, around the five minute mark.

>>41063796
First sock pony. If you don't love her you are wrong.

>>41064262
I bet she smells <s> minty. </s>

>>41064571
I'd huff her mare vapors like an addict.

>>41064393
i thought this was a ballbusting pic from the thumbnail

I watched through G1, Tales and G3 about a year ago. It had a lot of neat stuff and cute mares in it. But, I don't think a lot of it is rewatchable for me, sorry to say. I think I can really only rewatch the early seasons of G4 and certain episodes in the later G4 seasons. I loved Heart Throb, Galaxy and Wind Whistler. Starlight and Clover were my favorites in Tales. For G3, certainly Minty, Thistle Whistle, Pinkie, Rainbow and Razzaroo. Yes, yes, yes! Whimsey Weatherbe was great. Pic related is me and my G1 wife.

>>41065333
You're welcome! I wish that the rest of G1 was animated like that, oh well!

Would you consider getting one of those giant pony plushies, but of an /og/ mare?

>>41066531
Too expensive, but yeah if I had my choice of any 1 lifesize for free it would be either a g1 or g3

Reminder that Heart Throb is a single mother

>>41066886
I'm not the step-dad. I'm the dad who stepped up.

>>41066886
Most of the g1 mares are. The big brother ponies are a bunch of deadbeats.

>>41067072
I want to know who was desperate enough to bang Shady. And yet somehow there's no Baby Wind Whistler

>>41067083
Easily my 2nd favorite of the G3 mares

do not reply to the falseflagger with his planted evidence

>>41067672
>anything i dont like is a falseflag

>>41067695
1. Minty - cute autism
2. Star Catcher - sexy milf voice/womb tattoo on forehead
3. Pinkie - stuffy nose and squinks
4. Rainbow Dash - Dahling~
5. Razzaroo - has a photo book of pony ass

>>41067775
Based choices, but don’t forget my girl Sunny Daze!

>>41067775
squinks = clit winks btw
they just couldnt say that explicitly coz it was a kids show but yea

>>41063781
>Original General
the original general was OG General

>>41068267
This never happened, take your meds.

>>41068225
If only the legs were better g3.5 could have been the generation

I watched Rescue at Midnight Castle. Wow, I think maybe Faust took inspiration from this because there were similarities between it and Friendship is Magic. Tirek wants to bring eternal night, ponies venturing through a dark spooky forest encountering perilous situations and strange creatures. I love the vibe of that. A lot of the scenes were kind of random and the songs were bad, but the art was great and the pony designs especially are so cute <s>and fuckable</s>. I really like G1 Spike too, he was funny. I like the juxtaposition of how scary the dragons and minions look too. In FiM the villains are all cutesy-fied.

>>41065251
Based Razzaroo enjoyer. Yes, yes, yes!

>>41068539
Pretty much. IIRC, Faust said the original pitch for FiM was based on the stories she acted out with her g1 figures as a kid.

>>41066531
Does anyone even do commissions of older gen plushies?

>>41069422
Not sure! It was just a hypothetical, really.

>>41069592
CharacterAI has some, actually. The filter means you can't fuck 'em, though.

>>41069592
>>41070242
I know for a fact that there's a G3 Cheerilee one. I've seen a Minty one on there too.

>>41070242
you can if you dance around the filters. avoid explicit terms.

https://sunbowmarvelarchive.blogspo<wbr>t.com/p/mp-5201-my-little-pony-1984<wbr>-1986-sunbow.html<br>I have come bearing a gift.

>>41072083
This is a gold mine, thank you!

>>41073835
Out of the 3 art/animation styles of g3, this is my favorite.

...I'm talking to a Minty Chatbot and things got too spicy for the pepper.

>>41075069
What did she do this time? I hope it doesn't involve Christmas again.

>>41075072
It wasn't that..

>>41075128
https://character.ai/chat/aIP4R_ISo<wbr>B29Xu_odXXhx0fCYSMRMybGRqncwj1Zqy0

>>41063781
give me a mega with the best quality of these generations episodes, and I will watch them all

>>41076750
you better go schizo and post lots of screencaps

>>41076750
Not a Mega, but it's all here in a crisp cool 480p with no ads or bullshit.
https://g3.heartshine.gay/?s=1&e=1&<wbr>res=480&lo=0

Am I in the wrong here? Or does G1-G3 ponies naiveness make them a little...

>>41078528
Same here. It's almost the same appeal as full-on bstlty where you could fuck them and there'd be no gross social contexts attatched, just another form of fun and playing

>>41078536
Anon, I just want to talk to dumb ponies who don't know what sex is, and trick or ask them if they'd like to do stuff.
But I do get the fun and playing part.

Could someone edit the name to Razz's book of plotshots

>>41078541
Yes. Let them lick frosting off your fingers while you casually jerk off right in front of them. And they're all like "what is that?"

>>41078551
More like asking Minty to borrow her socks and fucking them and when she gets curious jacking it on her face and getting it all over her face and mane.

>>41078618
Hot. And she's just giggling about it

>>41078705
See, I'm conflicted, if she's curious is hot, if she's giggling about it, it's hot, it's hot if she doesn't even know what's going on but gets REALLY into it, like when it hits her face she just can't help but give a sultry look.

>>41078708
Minty is a slut at heart, she just needs a man to show her what her pussy is for since there are no stallions

>>41079030
piss on my cock immediately you slut

>>41079098
>”Mine being green of course!”

>>41079030
ok minty
:O
im ready to drink
:O
go ahead
let er rip
:O
pee
:O
in my mouth
:O

>>41079120
If there are this many pissfags into G3 why are there no pissfics?

>>41079030
i need this dumb mare to piss in my mouth, NOW

>>41079132
<s> because I haven't posted them </s>

>>41079030
>>41079105
>>41079108
>>41079132
>>41079156
G3 mares are so sweet and saccharine, I feel their bodies don’t produce waste product, but instead tasty drinks like what we call lemonade, or soda, or juice. They probably still call it tinkle or something cute like that, but their magical bodies are fit for creating a drink farm for you straight from their taps.

>>41079120
>>41079132
im like half of them sorry

>>41079171
Okay faggot well post them now before you forget to again

>>41079183
There's a reason why twix bars are so expensive lately, anon

>>41076750
The rips on heartshine and ponytube are both good for G3 as they seem to be direct DVD rips. However, the best G1 rips (for friends & tales) are available on TUBI, for some reason. They are easily rippable with ytdlp.

>>41079188
>>41079183
>tfw have a weird fetish for this sort of thing
The peepee lemonade is something I didn't know I wanted, but I do.

>>41079192
Are there any for '86 mlp where the episodes are stitched together instead of split into 10min

>>41079200
Not that I know of, but those would be quite easy to make I'd imagine!

>>41079206
It would certainly remove the comedic effect of credits rolling right after a cliffhanger

>>41079208
Not comedic. Annoying and makes me want to get up and get a snack, which I do which makes me wanna stop watching because desu G1 is mostly bad

>>41079209
I think you just have a binge eating disorder, anon

>>41079198
> https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I<wbr>/71YRJeNm5jL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.j<wbr>pg
picrel

>>41079171
Please post them on ponepaste or something

>>41079211
I do. I'm trying to limit my diet to the bare essentials these days. I'm only like 120 lbs tho but still ill eat a whole tray of oreos in a day. Im gross as shit

>>41079219
Try to take a week or so to make sure you only eat a defined breakfast lunch and dinner. If you can get used to that schedule then start allowing yourself a snack every so often and you’ll be feeling a little better about your intake. It’s hard to start but once you do it gets easier, speaking from experience.

>>41079228
What im doing now is just eating a fuckton as soon as i wake up. Eggs, toast, chicken, rice, oatmeal. So now i can tell my autistic brain "there is literally no excuse to snack, you're literally done eating for the day"

>>41079240
Better to eat a lot in the morning so you burn it off through the day than to eat a lot in the afternoon. Good strat

>>41079215
I would drink that disgusting offbrand orange "beverage" if it came from a pretty pony pisshole.

>>41079244
Yes. It's more about eliminating any gray area

>>41079247
I want to fuck G1 applejack while shes chained and while she pisses and farts and cums all over my coco and pretend like she doesnt like it but she obviously loves it

>>41079171
we'll probably enjoy it even if it's trash. now is your chance to get guaranteed positive attention :) fuck it, i might write some of my own

pictures taken moments before disaster.jpg

>wake up
>only put one sock on and forget to put on the rest
>destroy the special candy cane
poor baby. she didn't ask to be born autistic.

im gonna post my fav screenies. pls tell me to fuck off if i need to stop, but i think there're too little g3 imgs in circulation.

>>41079379
What a littl baby
>>41079391
Never stop posting, give us the screenshots!!

>>41079171
You have to do it now anon. At the least give us some plot summaries.

>>41079391
I am more than happy for these, I just want you to space them out so we're bumped properly!

>>41079391
Post away! Let's see what you got!

>>41079404
im just collecting these live as i rewatch
>>41079401
i didn't think of that but i agree. i will make sure to build up a stockpile as i go then

>>41079404
>Womb tattoo on forehead
Okay I guess she's a bimbo BJ queen.

>>41079355
Do it. Do it for us, anon. There are at least 4-5 anons here that don't want to reveal they're into it. but they are.

>>41079181
>>41079296
>>41079355
>>41079375
>>41079400
sadly I don't have them anymore, I lost them along with everything else on my laptop when it died. But I don't mind writing another, just need to finish this other one I'm working on before I start a new one. If this thread dies, I'll post it in the new thread

Do you think they asked him to pose like that or he just did that?

>>41079497
>Filename
LMAO was it really him?

>>41079505
Thread is in the presence of a legend

>>41079515
im confused wtf is going on rn

i weirdly enjoy seeing them upset. but its not in a sadistic way. minty just looks extra cute here.

Minty will give all her Ponyville friends socks to save Christmas! Only one sock each though, obviously

>>41079615
G3 rainbows are made of blue, yellow, pink, and purple. So who is the new orange unicorn and when did they get hired?

>>41079628
You'll get it when you get to Runaway Rainbow

>>41079633
>i can't possibly imagine why there wouldn't be any green...

>threads like this are allowed but Milky is deleted on sight
Okay jannies...

>>41079932
Are you implying this thread shouldn’t be allowed? I agree that jannies are retarded though and the rules on this board have no real logic and are just entirely based off whatever the jannies like/dislike.

>stare at /og/ all night
>nobody's saying anything
>go to bed
>wake up
>piss posting
>most active i've seen this place
At least there's some major potential for greens.

>>41080078
the pissposting has only just begun. it's not even 1% its full potential

>>41079932
so you're saying jannies shouldn't allow a thread about past gens?

>>41080078
yeah, some faggot spamming his fetish will make a thread "more active"
he even admitted it was mostly him >>41079177

>>41079932
>a thread like this is allowed
It's My Little Pony. On the My Little Pony board.

>>41079173
>>41079183
This is just a strange fetish and a gateway to the existence of kids' toys like Oopsie Poopsie Unicorn Surprise

>>41079173
I shutter to imagine what the pony snowcone is made from, then..

Could you quit thinking like piss baby toddlers for even just a minute?

>>41081138
I know you are, but what am I?

>>41081167
This franchise needs more pigtails

>>41081171
Absolutely a warcrime that they got rid of her cute pigtails in G4. I hope there’s art of that Cheerilee with her big pigtails to be found

>>41080125
But I'm NTA, a pissfag, and a g3fag.

>>41081138
>enter a thread for manchildren who are so immature and autistic they like the shitty 80s & 2000s gens of MLP made for toddlers
>thread is full of kindergarten potty humor
>WTF HOW COULD SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN

>>41081350
The lack of self awarness required to make this post is almost poetic

>>41081350
>go on /mlp/
>there's mlp
What did you expect?

>>41081361
>>41081388
>>41081409
stop samefagging at me faggot. g3 autism and pissfetishry are a match made in heaven and you can't change that

>>41081420
You got it all wrong, my friend.

>>41081420
No they're not, you're just a disgusting pissfag forcing your fetish onto pure G3 mares

>>41081444
That song really tugs at the heartstrings

>>41081444
Awww.. it thinks it's a janny

>umm... by the way, pinkie pie
>i havent used the bathroom for hours
>and uhhh...
>*pwssssssssshhhhh*
>ewww! mintyyy!
>i'm sorry!! i can't hold it...

>new good thread starts
>3 weeks later it's full of degenerate coomers
every time

>>41081513
So that's where rain comes from in Ponyville!

>>41081513
Minty looks like a baby in this frame

>>41081513
So THIS is why niggas hate us.

>>41081537
No one hates g3fags as a whole. Maybe it's just you they hate.

>>41081521
Is there anyone on this board who 'isn't' a degenerate coomer? Certainly not me.

>>41081616
Stop posting mares and it'll go away

>>41081633
>stop posting mares
I think you should leave.

>>41081638
You posted a mare wearing nothing but a hat. Lewd.

I wonder what Minty's "pudding" taste's like...

The texture would be soft and creamy. Even with no lumps or bits. The sweetness would be dulled, giving way to hints of that pungeant bitter flavor associated with dark chocolate. So it'd be somewhat bland compared to actual pudding, but of course the mintiness of both the taste and smell would supplement the experience with a bit of extra spice. Mmmmm. Thank you Minty. Keep pushing out more of that delicious Green Fudge. Keep releasing those Minty Fresh Farts. Mmmmmmm... Yum, yum, yum. Oh my god, I'm in heaven!

Have you seen this game? It's really cute.
https://youtu.be/0eXFFuos130?featur<wbr>e=shared
Wow this is some ancient technology. I'd love to be lucky enough to find this at a goodwill. It has such a nice aesthetic

>>41081771
I liked it better when it was mint pee.

>>41081838
me too, anon. this is getting out of hoof.

>>41081906
Hear me out.
G1-G3 ponies with <s>G5</s> snow make-up that would be the ultimate Pimbomaxxing.

>>41082105
>3 HOURS OF PURE PONY PLEASURE

>>41082105
>3 hrs of pleasure
My body is ready

WARNING!!!<br>This thread has a Breezie infestation. What is your strategy to deal with this issue?

>>41082671
Talk about getting deFLOWERED.

>>41082418
>"Please don't rape my hot wet pony mouth, mister!"

>>41082418
I'm so happy I made that bucktoothed Applejack thread, love that OC, Anon.

>>41082037
Pimbo? Pony bimbo? Did you make that up?

>>41082658
I don't care. I just want to eat Pinkie's pudding.

WARNING: **XTREME** PONY GORE!!! Not for the faint of heart!! REKT!!! UTTER CARNAGE!!! Once you see you cannot unsee!!

>>41083362
>She just falls to the ground like that
Anon you didn't need to post something so violent, why would you ruin the thread by posting that? I really want to know, what do you gain?

>>41084336
me and the other 2 anons in this general

>>41083362
What about when Minty and Sparkleworks almost kiss when they bump into one another in Positively Pink? I think Thistle Whistle almost kisses Minty when she flies into her in A Very Minty Christmas. I'm going off of my notes.

>>41084475
You are correct anon, but I think the Minty and Thistle kiss is more of a kiss than the mouth bump Minty and Sparkleworks had

>>41085162
OK, but what about the other ones. Like Kimono?

>>41085382
Kimono is an introvert so maybe she is kind of stinky

I bet the G1 ponies are stinky. Sorry but you know it's true. In a fresh barn stable way where it's strangely pleasant, but still stinky. G3 ponies probably smell like fruits and desserts.

>>41085434
I think the G1s smell good too like freshly washed plushies and stuff...

>>41085417
With a dash of lavender though

>>41085417
Kimono is the most mature pony in all of Ponyville, so she definitely cleans herself regularly.

>>41085434
Cherries Jubilee...smells like cherries

>>41086856
Gusty has a stinky personality

>>41086784
>she doesn't smell like jubilee

>>41087790
what does jubilee smell like?

i know for a fucking fact that you fags dont like g3 and below. its a recent movement that for some fucking reason you guys have decided to follow. probably because one of the namefags shills it or something. every time i bring this shit up at cons, no one want to talk about it or even watch an episode. i added episodes to the strewms in the past only to be banned and my listings removed.
you niggers are so fucking fake.
>huhuhuhu mares huhuhubu
holy fucking shit shut up

>>41088668
G1 is admittedly grating on the nerves. havent seen the whole thing. i consider the first half of G3 (before Minty is booted off the show) peak MLP tho, even better than Faust era

Hooooonk mimimimimimimimi hoooooonk mimimimimimimimi

>>41088823
Wow, what a terrible opinion.

>>41088917
yeah, G1 isn't grating at all

>>41088915
there's lots of booty pics in razzaroo's scrapbook. she's a perv

>>41088668
I unironically love G3, and MLP 'n Friends as well as Tales are very enjoyable for what they are.
Sweetheart really truly lives up to her namesake, and G3 ponies are charmingly fun-loving and giggly.

>>41088668
>i know for a fucking fact that you fags dont like MLP. its a recent movement that for some fucking reason you guys have decided to follow. probably because one of the namefags shills it or something. every time i bring this shit up, no one want to talk about it or even watch an episode. i added episodes to the strewms in the past only to be banned and my listings removed. you niggers are so fucking fake.

>>41088668
Join the monday stream, we watch it there and we'd love to have you

>>41089382
>joining the rewatch troons
Keep your namefagging and circlejerk to yourselves.

>>41088668
twisharter is the ultimate faggot

>>41088668
>its a recent movement
Yeah, I watched it recently and now I like it. That's how liking things happens. It doesn't mean I suddenly like G4 less, it means that I like ponies (as a whole) more.

>>41089554
You’re not allowed to enjoy things late, sorry. Since 99.9% of us didn’t pay any attention to MLP until G4, that makes us all fakes. Feels bad...

>>41088915
>>41088935
what? you mean to tell me you don't take pics of your friends' butts?

>>41090036
I don’t have friends that are girls, so no.

>>41088668
>he thinks it's ironic
They said the same thing about G4, faggot. That you couldn't really be enjoying it. I adore G1s specials and most of G3. Unapologetically. And yes, genuinely.

>>41090109
Based enjoyer. It's /mlp/ and we like MLP. Simple as.

>>41088995
This .gif fills me full of glee. I love g3.

>>41089645
This is horsefucker territory. I'm not about to let anyone tell me what's right or wrong. This board wouldn't even exist if opinions mattered and could steer us off what we like.

I love My Little Pony. Minty is so cute.

>>41090150
Nobody cares its just shitposts. Unless you're an obnoxious barbietranny I wouldn't care if you jacked off to Megan if it was the 80s or 2040s.

>>41090323
why does a pony need a two-piece swimsuit?

>>41090315
>shitposts
Cute mares from an adorable show are not shitposts

>>41090719
This but unironically. G3 appeals to the pedonigger within me and the zoonigger within me simultaneously

>>41091134
They're adults though, they just live in a world perfect enough to fill them with childlike glee

>>41088668
>be 2024
>5 years since FiM ended
>over that time have fallen deeply in love with mares
>rewatches of FiM milked dry for any remaining dopamine
>G5 exists but it's not nearly as great
>currently ongoing "Season 2" episodes are unwatchable
>become increasingly starved for pony content
>become more willing to watch previous gens that were mocked by fandom in the past
>after being subjected to Haberverse, Pony Life, and Tell Your Tale; suddenly G1 and G3 are like masterpieces in comparison
>discover how good they actually are and properly appreciate them
Hence the "recent movement"

>>41091160
You forgot:
>faggots who shat on earlier gens left, allowing curiosity to overcome

>>41091164
They didnt leave. Theyre all in this thread. Kek. Thats why they mocked it, because they secretly liked what they saw of it as little boys.

>>41091160
What the fuck? This is exactly the journey that lead me here.

So many "mare xdd" posers in this thread.

>>41092240
I'm just here for the tailbows.

This artist actually liked Teddy. What are your thoughts on Teddy?

>>41094470
He was a monumentally failed attempt at writing an archetypical "secretly soft bully"

>>41094659
She looks like she wants to eat those children.

>>41094646
Anon, I think you just don’t know the boy like she (Sweetheart) does

>>41095175
I think Sweetheart is an awful judge of character

>>41094646
>>41095175
>they don't know him like she does...
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/2021/5<wbr>/27/2465696/medium.jpeg

>>41095175
>>41095702
That's exactly why it was a monumentally failed attempt. What's stated is that he's only bluffing to try and put up a tough appearance, but what's shown is Teddy enjoying physically bullying others, never apologizing for it, and only being "nice" to Sweetheart by taking care of problems he caused. The end result is Sweetheart looking like a horrible judge of character who doesn't even understand him instead of someone who's seen a softer side of him and understands him better than anyone else.
Even the song about it sates and shows these things respectively https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BG<wbr>TiKVun2s

>>41095725
This pic is especially odd considering Shop Talk where it was Ace and Lancer who were dressed as babies

>>41095207
Can't be. I don't see Megan anywhere near her rear.

>>41096937
Be the change you wanna see in the world.

Ok I'm convinced Sweetheart has a thing for diapers.

Why do I have to share a thread with these faggots?

>>41097321
Weren't you talking about piss earlier itt?

Minty is clumsy and danger-prone but very beautiful

>>41097795
This one looks like she fucks human men.

>>41065251
IMO G1´s issue is that nopony really gets time to shine, to develop. At least you can see the mane6, CMC and other ponies developing through the seasons (unless they need to be retarded for some hamfisted plot reasons).

G1 ponies aren't enough on screen for that. Wind Whistler *maybe* has an arc about ''I do have feelings and I care'' but that's really about it. The Williams siblings, the witches and other non-ponies get far more screentime than any individual pony. Except for Shady and she is the most annoying thing ever because she never gets over being a depressed crybaby.
>It's a crime Hasbroke never brought back the Flutter ponies. or Gusty

Also Danny is totally doing Surprise

>>41098263
Nah you're thinking of Twinkle Twirl
Star Catcher totally fucks me

Twinkle Twirl is just a friend<br>Skywishes is completely head over hooves for Star Catcher

Yes, I think it's funny that Shady can irritate everyone around her and Olson has to wrangle her.

>>41098372
Man those colors are ruined for me forever. What a shame

>>41098313
All three of them have not-so-secret horse wives

>>41083362
Needs the Liveleak watermark.

But still, what the actual hay Anon? This is actual hardcore gore

>>41083362
>>/b/
take your rekt shit away

>>41102237
bathtime. so cute :) toolaroola is my favorite and i want to make her my daughterwife

>>41102319
Same. Legit would love a g3 mare waifu, so innocent and cuddly cute. I'd want to spoil her with bathtime and deep tongue kisses

>>41102448
Okay toola roola, it's bathtime
>*gasp* Bathtime?!
>Does that mean i get clitty rubbies? And i get to swallow your cummies?
Of course baby :)
>Oh my gosh, yayy! And kissies?
Yes sweetheart. But I also have to get you all soaped and shampoo because you're starting to get a little stinky.
>Heehee, okay. I love you so much! Thank you ^.^

IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKIN' LOSERS

>>41103174
Why does Tirek have brisk ice tea?

>>41102864
I want her to lay on top of my like this as I run my hands slowly along her withers and plant gentle kisses on her muzzle

>>41103189
I don't know, just like I don't know why Megan stole Link's gear. But I find it funny.

>>41103244
She's blonde, she's an offshoot that can wield the MS

>>41104307
Fuck you faggot. Other anons here want to slide threads too you know.

>>41104310
Are you telling me you're trying to slide this thread?

>>41104751
I don’t think he would be bumping it if that were the case. Who would want to slide this one off anyway?

>>41104882
Some people hate the older gens

Even after a thousand turns of the wheel, Applejack remembers being a silly pony

>>41105856
The good old days. Back when she killed a wizard in a crystal mine. Good times.

>>41106836
Fellas can we turn this into a creepypasta?

>>41106836
>>41106871
Staring at this paused frame for 400+ seconds means that no matter where you are, she’s coming for you. And she will arrive.
Don’t believe me? Well. That sounds like the talk of someone who hasn’t stared at this frame for 400+ seconds!

>>41106916
I'm here with a rager waiting for her.

>>41106916
Oldest gimmick in the book + cool it with the exclamation points

>>41106836
>>41106871

G3 is ripe for a good creepypasta
Unfortunately I'm so coombrained that my version ends with >rape

>>41107996
I hope to write something here one day, so I don’t want it to get bumped off early and be gone for years. Kinda selfish, but eh.

>>41107996
Look, as long as the person just doesn't link to a post or says bump I don't have a problem.

>>41108220
If I had to choose between them I'd rather have frogposters than lolishitters, and that's saying something

>>41108313
Loli is based though
I even had a dream last night I was fucking Diamond Tiara in human form and it was great

>>41106871
Uh, ok
>AND THEN THE PONY'S EYES TURNED INTO HYPER-REALISTIC EYES WITH HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! AND SHE SAID
>There is no god

>>41109181
Great, how am I supposed to go to sleep now after seeing those HYPER-REALISTIC eyes?

>>41109641
>https://g3.heartshine.gay/?s=1&e=2<wbr>
>https://g3.heartshine.gay/?s=1&e=3<wbr>
watch these

Next thread should be the swimsuit edition..

>>41109006
These garter belts make my pp happy

>>41111386
That all happened in Clover's head. I think she might be gay.

I'd love to singlehandedly turn this general into a G3 vs G1 war, but then I realized everyone would just choose Team G3.

>>41111678
G3 chads win a war without even needing a war to happen.

>>41111678
I'd choose g1 but I don't really give a shit if you prefer g3

>>41112143
Ok go back to your bart simpson waifu then boomer

>>41112160
Why would I waifu Gusty when there's a perfectly good Heart Throb, Paradise, or Wind Whistler?

>>41115244
>>41115275
Her name is about going fast, quit bullying her!

>>41111373
Bikinis on equines is weird when you remember where the boobs are.


We never have Lamia or Sphinx threads anymore......

>>41067962
Unfortunately the vore overlap with Lamias nearly ruined them for me. Cute snek though

>>41067970
namefag once again pretending like /mlp/ is one person

>>41067962
Lamias, draconies, driders, succupones... They are all ultimately way too niche to really have a genuine presence on the board. Maybe they'd find some relevance in a general mosnter mare thread, but I imagine that if there really was enough interest in the idea, it'd have been done already.

>>41068044
>sage
>namefag
Go away newfaggot

>>41068044
I dunno who's more retarded: you for thinking sage is their actual name, or them for essentially announcing a sage which is a reportable offense

>>41068136
>>41068137
putting anything in name category is homosexual and namefagging

Are snake ponies intelligent or...not so much?

Just way too niche, sadly. A shame, they are the best type of monsterpony.

>>41068217
They are highly intelligent and charismatic. They easily become local celebrities.

>>41068327
>>41068329
This particular serpent mare is very grabby, huh?

It's fine. The natural state of normal pony is as a coil warmer.

The best of cat and snake combined into one

>>41068707
Wow, rude for literally no reason.

the only snake pony I like is Snerpy<br>her name is funny

Im curious, there were greens of snake ponies?

>>41069631
Some snakes are green, that is true

>>41068866
I enjoy it as well
But I like it more when ponies get rubbed up against by the noodle pone's smooth, soft scales

>>41067978
The vore overlap is what makes them good though Anon.

I remember the Strange Waifu threads, I miss those.

>>41068044
>triggered janny deletes the first post
>but leaves 4+ eqg nigger threads on the front page and doesn't nuke them.

it's all so tiresome

>>41070786
Announcing a sage is, in fact, against the rules.
Specifically GR 7.
Anyways, finaggle, fidoodle, your Luna is now a noodle.

>>41067962
Woo it’s back

Yeah I’ve been ABSORBED quite quite in other things, haven’t really drawn much in months and the few times I did it’s not lamias or sphinx, I’m doing the dragons and I made some sheep. Most recent snek is still this one

>>41067962
Tbh I was the one who made new snake threads every 2 weeks or so, and I stopped. Mostly because the amount of Nazis, pedophiles, and sheer fucking dumbass morons on /mlp/ (tho they have always been with us) has seemed to increase to a noxious degree in the last few years.....Or perhaps it's the same, but all the halfway decent people have left the board. And therefore the proportion of lame, hateful, argumentative, toxic, dumbass little fuckwits has increased dramatically.

In any case, this board is a shitshow and I just can't find the same Pony community or discussion we once had here. It's sad, but it's just how it is. Sorry. I sure WANT to post snake pony stuff with you guys but what's the point, most people on this board are no longer thoughtful or caring enough to have a discussion of any value with. Plus no one cares about Lamia anymore anyways...

>>41074807
You have always been the most imaginative and cool person in these threads and it's been an honor witnessing your creative gifts. I hope that you are rewarded for them and that life works out for you.

>>41075578
That’s a mighty compliment, I feel like I haven’t actually done very much. I’m glad everybody liked these threads enough to make 38(!)

They kinda fell off after the first five I’ll admit but we discussed so much in them, I can’t even believe there’s still a struggling attempt to keep going with a thread I made in 2019, feels special, this is truely what it’s like when OP isn’t a fag?

I haven’t done literally nothing, here’s a sad attempt at Jag with a shitty broken ponyXL thing, she looks rough

>>41075636
Looks like Tija's theoretical drunkard cousin more than Jag.

>>41076349
The others aren’t the right colors but they look a little bit closer, I hate that the ai can replicate the style so well but it fucks up most pictures with stupid mess. It’d be great if I didn’t have to spend like 8 hours making a picture with no colors or background on paper like I’m stuck doing, but it can’t do my characters obviously and it’s not clean

>>41077907
They probably have better colors for the shows palette, I’ve been worrying about that with my characters, I have no real way to test that but the ai just kinda knows with all its seen

>>41079229
Not in a while, I don’t know if there’s a list of them or something

We all miss Honeysickle

>>41067962
That's because the strange waifu thread got killed and all that shit died with it and good riddance.

>>41068130
Yeah, that was the strange waifu thread.
And it was shit.
Fucking bump general.

>>41070232
No.
Being digested is not sexy.

>>41079923
>>41079921
How long ago was that because people have been saying SWG! Since the first thread and it was 5 years ago, this has been a separate thing for a while

>>41079930
Doesn’t have to be sexy kind, I like that they’re terrifying monsters who are never unarmed

>>41078585
This must be a newer snek

She’s going to take that whole tree down

>>41068599
I feel like these colors aren’t very authentic sps colors, but SPSS ocs are rare as hell and half of them are pre2017 so canon sphinx ocs are even more so

This thread can’t die it’s too important for the health of the quality of thread topic ecosystem, if this dieds to another “Fluttershy’s is cute, that is all” thread or the like we are truely beyond saving as a civilization

>>41083163
Civilization is a myth anyhow.
Get rekt.

>>41083756
I like her

>>41082598
Dunno what you mean, looks perfectly authentic to me aside from the feathers not being a different color from the coat. Also holy shit this motherfucker has ALL FOUR TOES on each foot, this is like a miracle

What is sps

>>41084146
I didn’t even think about the lack of belly or wing secondary color, I just feel like the shade of blue and magenta there feels off somehow for a sphinx

4 toes is good

This guy doesn’t know what Sps is oh my gosh how embarrassing, I think even toddlers usually know what spyufxx are, cfinks man, a SPSSS

>>41084431
The SPSS

Wait, it’s CONCEALING ITSELF! It doesn’t want you to know!

>>41084596
Ooh I get it, this is like the "what walks on 4 legs in the morning" riddle, I gotcha. So a sps means a human

>>41084718
Answering wrong has horrible consequences

>>41085140
Too good, must be a catch, maybe the ones she’s trading are secretly defective

>>41085140
It's a trap, I just can't figure out how yet

The nurse is ready to show you to your hospital bed!

Guys help! If you got to cuddle all night with a sphinx OR a lamia, which would it be? I can't decide!

Sphinxes
>fluffy
>have paws/fingers
>they purr (guys...THEY PURR)
>big comfy wing blankets

Lamia
>wrap around your whole entire body
>all lamia are naturally charming/charismatic
>capable of extremely fine manipulation, unlike any other creature---you get the massage of a lifetime

I can't pick!!!!

>>41086839
I can't tell whether the ability to hypnotize hospital patients would be a good, or problematic thing

>>41086846
Good when used appropriately. It can be used as a painkiller or to ensure that the patient follows the treatment plan!

>>41086843
Both are probably too large to cuddle but a lamia you would feel like you’re doing a fair job of

>all lamias are naturally charming and charismatic

lol, lmao

>>41087246
She's beautiful...she would be loved...

>>41087243
She's a pretty fatsnek
I still don't trust her though

>>41087314
Come now, look how cute and excited she is to meet you!

>>41087243
>>41087328
No way Lumo hours
I love her and her hilariously space-filling tail that often serves as her own background

Have we decided whether or not all Sphinxes are enormous, or if the one in the show was a special case?

>>41088650
For my lore I’m going with they are all big, but I’m absolutely not sure what the implications of that are, I haven’t figured out how they live, my current thought is the caves of conundrum might be a decent spot because nobody is going to go there and it could be a good large underground space but there’s problems with that like light and food and water even, food in general is an issue, I think they are too big for their own good, it’s possible that they could be made smaller but I’m not sure they would want to do that regardless. If it’s an option then it breaks a lot of a story I have

Honestly though I lot of the timeline and shit is broken and I feel like I have largely failed to develop a strong foundation for them, I have the characters but the background information is thin

>>41088197
Her owner likes em loooooooong and thicc

>>41088799
I think they're all big too, because beeg soft paws

>>41088799
I prefer Sphinx to not be a "race" persay and have them be super rare. Same as Alicorns, I suppose they could become a race but they're so few in number it feels weird calling them that. If Sphinxes are rare that makes them intriguing and special, as a proper mythical beast should be.

Maybe Sphinx are infertile, or they aren't created very often for some reason. But I imagine there's no more than a max of 50 Sphinx in the whole world. They have very powerful magic and keep themselves mysterious

>>41090494
I have them with low population but it’s probably around 250-300 and it’s split between two groups

They are chimeras like griffons or hippogriffs, you can kinda see the relation even with what they’re made of, but sphinx live so much longer and there were fewer original ones made that they have to worry hard about things like pedigree collapse

They are old chimeras though, all the sapient ones we see are, Grogar’s were the monsters, and although the sphinx are rather seen that way I think they were made originally to be effectively soldiers, giant powerful forces to be reckoned with, there’s unusual in that they weren’t intended to be a race, but just enough of them existed for them to become one

The whole idea of “guardian creatures” makes most sense to me if they were created to be so, so the Ahuizotl is similar, the sphinx are just too big for the dense jungles

All the powerful and dangerous magical artifacts that were made by the ancient civilizations were liable to cause some kind of devastating war or catastrophe and they were made to just go in and say no to everyone

I’m not sure though if it makes complete sense yet, the pyramids themselves seem a little confusing, who actually made them, and in some ways it seems like the sphinx might be an overreaction

What the sphinx in the episode was doing would be something abnormal and probably late in the timeline even so long ago, after they had already effectively lost

They know they were made artificially and what their purpose is supposed to be so they are still very traditional and see their creator as a god, and themselves as semi divine perhaps, they do keep to themselves almost entirely, but their mission is basically dead and they’re holding on desperately to their intended path where they’re way behind the times

>>41086846
>>41086839
>>41086973
>cute nurse snake with hypno powers

God I wish she'd take care of me by force

>>41086839
>>41091064
imagine the warmth sharing

>>41091673
Nobody likes you megaminx ur 2 pinks and your name is bad

>>41091764
There is no such thing as too pink, especially not for males. More pink is only better

>>41091787
We all know by that you mean you just can’t get enough of his giant pink balls.

>>41092349
You mean a guy who is in touch with his feminine side but doesn't come across as meek/awkward, and is still very evidently capable of being fierce/capable? Who can resist?

>>41092362
Being pink doesn’t mean he’s feminine, maybe it makes him a tough guy because he’s got a complex around being pink, it’s not like it’s a choice that shows personality

There’s gotta be a way to determine the realistic weight of a lamia right? I feel like (mine at least) could be 650-800 pounds at least

>>41093989
You could find a snake and mutiply it by squarecube to get a rough estimate

>>41094687
Any other way a lamia could attack a pony is far worse

>>41068130
>succupones
Criminally underrated. They don't even have a presence in this thread.

>>41095112
That's cause this is the Somnambulan cryptid thread

>>41095117
Lamias aren’t usually somnambulan ?

>>41095709
>>41095117
I picture them as jungle denizens.

>>41096007
Ah yeah, mine are desert but far away by maretonia

>>41097137
A magic orb! Muyal is a collector.

>>41098650
This must be one of those classic sphinx riddles I'm way too dumb to understand

>>41098967
Defeated by a typo, for shame.

>>41098573
Having hooves in the front and paws in the back is like a sick joke by god

>>41085140
If you don't like this one I've got a counter offer for you. What d'you think, sound good?

Why should I have sex with a snake? What can they offer me? I'm not sold on it. Seems like a silly thing to do

>>41102534
Full body contact
Tail rattling
Soft and smooth but firm
Cute tongue flicks
<s>can feed your enemies to them</s>

>>41102555
>snakefag has to mention vore
>unprovoked
and this is why I hate creaturefags, they always end up being into some sort of weird ass fetish like vore.

>>41102559
I was thinking more Rancor than fetish, but you do you

>>41102559
Hey man I don't like vore either but it's a harmless and slightly funny fetish and since we only have like 5 people posting in these threads and don't think we can afford to be picky about who's posting or what they post about

All snake lovers are accepted here even the weirdos

>>41102555
It must be very frustrating to be a Lamia and to cuddle anything other than a fellow Lamia, Draconequus, Dragon/super-sized being. A Lamia is
so large and has a ton of surface area, cuddling a normal-size person is insufficient. They have all this tail to use but can only wrap like 15% of it on a pony cuz they're so small. It must be very unsatisfying for the Lamia. Not enough skin contact for them

>>41103107
This nood doesn't get hugs often

>>41103107
The Sphinx can’t get hugged either, everybody is mouse size to them

>>41104853
Cuppa is just a squishy constrictor noodle that's physically weaker than Kalianne

>>41105356
I love her awkward nerd personality and I love her hair and I love the way she moos

>>41104381
Pair Shinx with lamia for optimal cuddling!

>>41106031
Sphinx is so big that not even a lamia can hug them

>>41106384
Well I mean she’s certainly an exception, she could probably eat the whole sphinx

One free page 10 bump from your friends over in /plone/


Fun Thread idea

What if in this thread, someone posts an image, and with each repost 1 thing must be added
Also you can only repost it once per anon so you cant end up posting it two times to add two things
Pic not rel

>>41055407
Ok add things to Ponyville or your waifu must endure a dutch oven this night

>>41055410
well damn guess i gotta then, well here you go

>>41055421
My neurons were just activated.

Now to play the game of “try not to reply to the same image as someone else because you were too slow”. I’m not very good at that game.

>>41055421
>first reply is chubby carrot top
Too based. Jannies will never know the touch of a soft tummy.

>>41056319
why are you complaining? just have some fun and post a repost with some new random thing on there

>>41056390
>filly how do you always speak like this

>>41056319
ITT: Anons learn that their fellow faggot cannot infact read

>>41061275
LIVE!!! WE MUST HAVE MOAR PONERS

>>41063039
<s>Reverted to the original tiny resolution, otherwise new additions would look too sharp.</s>

>>41064122
Fuck I wish Golly would sit on my post

>>41064166
They need to be better for her to consider it.

>tfw can't post images right now
>tfw can barely post at all currently

>>41067077
are we out of anons to repost and add something? Do we start another?

>>41067090
there are plenty of anons to post i think most dont look into this thread and actively participate

>>41067900
this is great lol
(bumping this thread for later when I'm home)

>>41067935
>>41068027
What the fuck is this absolute garbage?

>>41069252
you have unrefined taste, this is culture

>>41069703
someone else post a starting picture so I can add something dumb to it

Dont just BUMP add something!!!!!!!111111111

>>41078346
cant, already added something would need to get a new picture down

>>41078356
You could just samefag instead of necrobumping yk

>>41081517
but that ruins the spirit and the point of the thread

>>41081566
There's not enough anons left who would participate in this
We have a bit of activity in sex/fetish threads and some generals but apart from that and the occasional shitposts it's pretty dead
Low effort samefagging has become unbearable ever since the IP counter was removed, but maybe it's actually for the better
So why would you bump and wait for people who will never come instead of just adding some pictures yourself

>>41083010
haha nice, so are we going to get rid of the 1 edit per anon rule, maybe make it so you have to at least wait until 1 other anon adds first and you get bonus honor-points if you wait for others?

>>41083010
You're such a retarded faggot, why did you kill everypony? Why?

>>41083441
it's far enough away that they'd survive
just a nice radioactive glow, and warm wind for the chilly winter evening

>>41085206
I cheated btw, but there was 6 edits between my first and this one

>>41087046
>kek
Round 4 was perfect. Just one horrifying Scoot and we're done

>>41087629
BREAKING NEWS: Rare planetary anomaly in the sky, Scientists baffled

>>41086342
>>41087258
lmao, also next background really needs to be more than 3 or 4 pixels in resolution


>Fine! I admit it! I fuck human men! Is that what you all wanted me to say?! Well then listen up cause I’m only going to say it once! I fuck human men! Do you hear me Maretime Bay!? AHHHHHH!

do you ever stop and think about the choices you make, what is the point of this

>>41071628
I'm going to post this image of Trixie for a later thread

>>41071620
Posey we just asked you who was the guy you were with all the time....

>>41071632
make it be trixie asking if twilight is such a good unicorn why can't she beat Dark Souls 2: Scholar of The First Sin

>>41071628
that artist draws trixie with a dick

>>41071642
I don't like that most artists draw porn of any kind but I gave up caring, what does it really matter in the end

I don't get how they managed to make mares look so unappealing in TYT. Fucking beanmouth slop ruins everything.

>>41071620
Somehow I misread this as her saying "hate human men" and then slipping up on the second time
It was funnier that way

I really like the fact that Posey was a villian in Chapter 1 just because she was a racist

>>41071620
>Misty meanwhile is crying behind a lamp post

>Hitch walks up to Misty to ask her if she's okay
>"Help! Help! Police brutality! I can't breathe!"

>Hitch is then jailed, without even a trial, due to public outcry
>Without anyone as deputy, they turn to the old one that had been exiled, claiming Sprout as the new sheriff

>>41072014
>He's actually racist and starts jailing non-earth ponies

>>41071620
>”Posey, what are you shouting about? What is a human anyway?”

>>41071620
>men
poser isn't a slut, its monogamy or nothing

>>41074812
Posey never even had sex. She wishes she could be polyamorous.

>>41077555
My based virgin chud tradwife

>>41071620
She looks like she breaks bucks

Posey has a fetish for uncut human cocks.

>>41078422
Is it really trad if she wants to be poly

>>41078888
Holy hitler quads, beaks will never recover from this

>no human on pony art of the one pony who would most certainly view humans with ultimate disdain after 3 years of existence

Either this fandom is dead or is too stupid to realize what they can do.

>>41078428
>Ywn watch your beautiful chudwife rape niggers to death with a solid steel horse strap-on
For what purpose do we continue metabolic functions?

>>41080485
it's fandom death, and g5 is just cursed in general

>>41080550
>>41080485
Our g5 fandom has a lot less male artists into this fantasy, and a lot more...Misty lovers

>>41080485
I dont think any g5 lover can even envision a human in that world let alone having sex with ponies.

>>41081090
>I dont think any g5 lover can even envision a human in that world
Yeah
>let alone having sex with ponies.
Nah

>>41071620
she hated every second of this multi-hour fuck session including the 6 encores. she was also very angry when mentioning tomorrow, same time
https://files.catbox.moe/5k4qsa.png<wbr>

>>41081090
I easily can. It's a fun scenario for me to daydream

>>41084576
Some people have a real obsession with beanmouths. I mean, I don't like it, but I started to look past it eventually.

>>41071620
Someone please gen some more lewd, I'm fucking dying here.

She farted once and killer her entire garden.

>>41082427
she's so disgusted
can only imagine how she'll feel when that post nut clarity hits

>>41084576
>>41085193
Not everyone is willing to eat up any kind of ugly disgusting garbage like you do.

>>41088316
You're obsessed. There's lots of things wrong with TYT, "beanmouths" isn't even near the top.

>>41088716
>The goyim lowered his standards to a lower level of quality

>>41087137
>>41087729
aight, i'll try to gen some more
hooman x pone is annoying to gen tho

>>41085487
If anyone is prompting Posey in a skintight latex suit would be nice

>>41089224
Thanks, I await anything you make eagerly, doesn't necessarily have to be Posey x human.

>>41089224
Some Posey stills are fine too, I like solo stuff

>>41090429
well too bad, you get Posey x hooman
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/nvwbf2t.png<wbr>

>>41090794
i've been trying for a while but AI just plain refuses to give me light genitalia

>>41090794
>>41091956
https://files.catbox.moe/495i5w.png<wbr>
>when arousal is stronger than disgust

>>41092084
>Posey demolishes her privates every night
>NEEDS human cock to satiate her

https://files.catbox.moe/g03kks.png<wbr>
>"that's the wrong hole, you perverted dumbass!"
>"don't put that filthy dick in my kitty now! just...continue with my bum hole!"

>>41093386
Eh, I'm not complaining.

t. coomer

>>41094973
it doesn't satisfy her as much as a human dick does. plus she likes the touch of hands and the affectionate bits

>>41094973
She likes the thrill of fucking a savage beast.

>>41094973
A vagina cant be stimulated with a hoof.

>>41071806
She was an antagonist with a reasonable complaint about earth ponies getting screwed over