>Hello noble Anonymous its me umm Princess Celestia. Here to give you some royal decrees. The first one is that you need to stop eating meat. Excessive meat consumption for someone like you is bad. My second royal decree is that you should help your friends more often. Like Applejack who works tirelessly in her orchards and needs a break or Twilight Sparkle when she needs somepony to experiment on. Oh and my last rule is that you should marry Fluttershy, the kindest pony of them all. Before she gets bored and decides to marry somepony else. Those are all my royal decrees for the day my loyal umm subject. I will be flying off to Canterlot now, high in the mountains. Oh and stop sending Princess Luna pictures of her tiny butt.

>>41101211
Gee Princess, you look fatter than usual today.

>>41101211
>The first one is that you need to stop eating meat.
Then why don't you make your animals stop eating it too?

>>41101211
Hmmmm Princess are you suffering from jaundice? I don't remember you looking this yellow.

>>41101211
>The first one is that you need to stop eating meat. Excessive meat consumption for someone like you is bad.
Proof?
>Like Applejack who works tirelessly in her orchards and needs a break
Okay.
>or Twilight Sparkle when she needs somepony to experiment on.
Fuck no, I don't trust her.
>Oh and my last rule is that you should marry Fluttershy, the kindest pony of them all. Before she gets bored and decides to marry somepony else
Alright, but where is she?
>Oh and stop sending Princess Luna pictures of her tiny butt.
Alright.

>>41101211
>Anon tells her that Fluttershy has been missing and begs "Celestia" to help find her. Butters panics and stutters and looks for an excuse but eventually agrees. both of them go on an investigating mission while Shy is thinking intensively how to get out of this sticky situation
that's the premise i got but i don't know if i can turn it into a proper greentext
not even sure if Anon should be a cunning fox or an idiot who actually bought it

>>41101211
>And it is I Princess Luna. Anonymous, the royal treasury needs more of your money!

>>41101251
It's actually more fucking funny if Anon is a moron who actually bought it.

>>41101388
>and I have relocated the royal treasure to a hidden location within Carousel Boutique. You should deposit all your taxes and donations there.

>>41101211
>>41101388
Now just needs Celestia and Luna pretending to be Flutters and Rarity

>>41101211
I would grab her head and snap her fucking neck. Impersonation of a princes is vile and I won't tolerate it. Also fuck not eating meat, fuck working on a farm for some dumb hick, and fuck being a labrat for a nerd schizo.

>>41101211
First decree is useless: meat-eaters don't go to Equestria.

vegan trannies go to Equestria but only as one of the fish that Fluttershy feeds to animals

>>41101423
They go to Hyperborea (Griffonstone)

>>41101470
>They go to a location on the same planet
Well, I guess I have to just walk a bit.

>>41101470
don't forget the glorious cloaca sex
only applefags can experience that

>>41101251
>>41101388
>>41101393
what a blessed thread
writebros, please heed this call!

>>41101999
Here's what I was thinking as a prompt:

>Fluttershy shows up dressed as Celestia, says the op
>Anon is relieved to see Celestia
>Fluttershy has been missing, they need help finding her
>Fluttershy, being too timid to reveal herself now, goes along with Anon's search
>Then, before they can leave, Rarity shows up as Princess Luna
>"And it is I, Princess Luna. Anonymous, the royal treasury needs more of your money!"
>Rarity and Fluttershy see each other, sniff each other out
>Anon is fooled
>He's glad Luna is there now, too, to help out in the search for Fluttershy
"But I can't give you money again right now, Luna. We have to go find Fluttershy."
>Fluttershy is concerned by the word 'again'
>How long has Rarity been doing this?
>And why doesn't Anon think Rarity is missing?
>Well, because Sweetie has taken Rarity's place in the meantime, whenever her big sister needs to do this
>She is currently making dresses at Carousel Boutique and is having a blast pretending to be her big sister
>Wearing her glasses
>Rarity has a mini aneurysm everytime, thinking about the messes she regularly comes home to
>But it's worth it to get that sweet, sweet royal pension money that Anonymous gets every two weeks
>It's hard running three businesses, darn it, and a lady needs a side hustle these days to get by!
>So, if Fluttershy promises not to expose her little secret, then Rarity, in turn will help Fluttershy with...
>Well, with whatever it is Fluttershy wants. Honestly, darling, what are you doing here dressed like that?

Rarity would, of course, totally be down for a quest of love, and would jump at the chance to help convince Anon to date Fluttershy, while they're both disguised as Celestia and Luna, and while they're out searching for Fluttershy.

>>41101221
>Fluttershy said in ep 18, season 9 that she feeds vegan shit to the predators. And scolded them for trying to eat other animals
Do you even watch the show?

>>41102490
That's only in the sanctuary. If predators want shelter they have to cuck out. Her sanctuary her rules. She doesn't enforce veganism out in the wild.

>>41102490
Not canon. She fed freshly-caught fish to her otters back in Season 1. Fluttershy understands the circle of life, and she is kind, and she wouldn't force an obligate carnivore to subsist on kale and tofu.

>>41101404
>"Is identity theft your fetish, Sunshine?" Sunbutt coos from the doorstep where she's evidently spent some time arranging herself for the best effect before knocking
>her mane is back to its youthful pink, her coat smeared with what's either flavored body paint or buttercream frosting from the royal bakery; the look on her face promising that either whimsical, heartwarming fun or steamy, vaguely-Oedipal sex is imminent
>"Possibly both," you think
>all this is, needless to say, a lot to spring on an Anon still trying to come to terms with Fluttershy and Rarity's attempts at impersonating, simultaneously, royalty and deity
>the sudden, deafening sound of an as-yet-unseen Moonbutt attempting Rarity's laugh at Traditional Royal Canterlot Volume does not help matters

>>41102705
lmao. The bg animation is canon but the things character actively says and does isn't

>>41102920
I mean, it's more like
>The first season is canon but the ninth season isn't
but you're not wrong.

>>41102800
>remainder of Anon's morning is taken up in dealing with the shenanigans / fending off the advances of Celestia-as-Fluttershy and Luna-as-Rarity (covered hoof-to-snoot in powdered sugar, mane set to "6-3: Purple & Curly", and with diamond-shaped cake decorations answering for the Cutie Mark)
>lunch brings further headaches in the form of a letter delivered by Rainbow Dash, who's taken to wearing a purple dragon costume and "breathing fire" in the general direction of anypony who looks like they're not about to play along

>>41102920
Everything after Faust stopped working on the show is fanfiction. I don't give a flying fuck what BRAND says is canon or not.

>>41103296
>You're not allowed to reject what we tell you to believe, goy! Creaturequestria is canon! Animals are vegan! And the Mane 7 drift apart and allow G5 to happen!
>Your love is unrequited! All that matters is the Brand!
>No gods, no souls, no love, no meaning! There is only The Brand.

>>41103346
They scream ineffectually as their stock value falls off a cliff

>>41103346
Based Hasbro shitting on faustrannyonly fags.

>>41103296
Still leaves a lot of S2 deadwood.

>>41102490
>Season 9
Not cannon. For reasons you just mentioned. Thats fucking retarded.


Anonymous

>Enslave dozens of ponies in a shithole village for years on end
>Then try to get revenge on the pony who freed them by going back in time to prevent the event that got them their magical Cutie Mark bond
>Oops, accidentally lead to the death of billions over billions by creating and destroying multiple timelines
>Get """reformed"""
>Mindrape the best friends of your princess mentor to make them do chores among other things
>Forcibly age regress your childhood friend to "relieve" old times
>Mindrape random ponies with your magically repressed anger which could have harmed your best friend
>Trade the personalized wagon and home of your best friend for another wagon without asking her before
Nah, whatever. I dun care

I'd fuck her disgusting pussy but shes a shit character and no level of ironic shitposting changes that.

>>41101261
Anon, that's not Rainbow Dash.

>>41101255
The fact that she gets reformed while the literal child doesn't even get a chance is baffling. At the very least they could have given her some sort of consequence for what she did.

>>41101255
"Hey Glimmy I really think you should try to have more sympathy and be considerate of others thoughts and- WAIT GLIMMY NO"

>>41101293
>ywn start calling Glim out on her past
>ywn trigger her so badly that she ends up raping you
this board makes me feel
<s>pain</s>


>>41098515 op is a faggot,
the coloratura countess is still a virgin

>>41101707
All mares are virgin because sex isnt a thing in equestria

>>41101707
She can be my countess if you catch my drift

>>41101711
mares don't have genitalia, celestia grants mares foals by creating them with magic


>>41101620
He didn't do it Ponk is just being an attention whore.

>>41101642
Read the book retard. It's obviously real

>>41101645
THAT'S A LIE
YOU ARE LYING
HE DIDN'T DO IT
YOU ARE LYING
I HAVE READ THE BOOK
HE DIDN'T DO IT
IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK
YOU CAN SEE
HE DIDN'T DO IT
SHE GAVE AN INTERVIEW
SHE SAID SHE LIED
YOU ARE WRONG
WOW
STOP SPREADING MISSINFORMATION


>>41101262
This is the Punkitt style ponies

>>41101262
Of course they would. They're not heartless savages.

>>41101262
You think pony society would be backward enough for a pony to say to a fellow pony, 'my pony god thinks you have to suffer all the way to the bitter end of your pony cancer' just because you have to respect her gift of life or whatever? Equestria is clearly better than that. What a dumb question.

>>41101331
So yous be sayin the youth in asia are killin ponies?? Souns a bit messed up man

>>41101708
At least the religious nutjob have some sort of excuse. In my country it's the actual doctors union that's against legalizing it for fuck knows what reason.


>dude weedism gives you a massive forehead

>>41101854
>"I'm feeling real good now Anon~"
>"Here why don't you relax a bit Anon? Why don't you take a bit?"

>>41101854
looks a little overwatered and stressed

>>41102183
indeed i overwatered it by a bit for the size. but she'll be fine

>>41101854
>weed makes you bald
oh no...she's got mare pattern baldness

does anyone have the pic from that pc setup thread with the guy's fucked up glimmer ass mousepad that looks like it shat itself because of weed residue

>>41103922
Cute kitty. Definitely needs a good brushing

>>41103922
Celestia got the Nikado treatment

>>41104478
poor kitty, thc is toxic to cats :(


>>41101894
Aw sweet. A mare and her nigger slave.

>>41101894
>Removing her glasses and sweater
No me gusta


Brony cringe thread

Let's post some funny moments<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6A<wbr>zUv3LXDc

>>41102005
No! ABSOLUTELY NOT! I can't deal with cringe, it's why I can't watch any movies with Ben Stiller in the cast!

Didn't someone make a pic with Celestia making the same face as her VA?

>>41102005
The dude literally stopped existing after that.
Have you ever seen him or heard anything of him after that? No, you haven't.

>>41102005
>that fucking noise he made
Someone please explain to me what and why the fuck. It's been 12 years with no answer and I'm going crazy.

>>41102032
Shit. I remember watching this with my friends and making fun of these guys, hiding the fact that im a brony myself. Now i wish i had brony friends like this to have pizza with.

>>41102032
This wasn't even cringe. The cashier seemed amused by the ponies. Actually really wholesome video.

>>41102032
Honestly not cringe. pretty cozy. The singing at the start was bad but this just seems like people having fun and the employees liked it.


Bad pony is the meanest, darkest, most soul crushing insult a man can give to a pony.
Why did you call her a bad pony Anon?
Why?

>>41102139
I am proud of you.

>>41102140
She had a pretty good reason to!

>>41102188
Wasn't a good rug though, hardly a reason to call her a bad pony.

>>41102179
>good reason
oh yeah? what was the reason then?

>>41102188
Wouldn't that make her a good pony then?

>>41103428
no, she's supposed to piss in my mouth

>>41102117
she's just really bad at being a pony. No hard feelings


ANON, WAIT, PUT THE KNIFE AWAY! LET GO OF ME! W..WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME? I'M SORRY I KISSED PIP AT MY 18th BIRTHDAY PARTY! I PROMISE IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING! ANON, DON'T KILL ME HERE IN THE CAFE WAIT-

>>41102133
is this your fetish? why do you keep posting about this?

>Anon proceeds to use the knife to butter his toast and then kills Sweetie in D&D
>he deliberately picked up and threw the dice after getting his hand all buttery

>>41102160
Read the op, it clearly says 18th birthday. Checkmate, fag.

>>41102165
>Implying you give a shit about sweetie if she isn't less than 18
You can fool yourselves, but not me

>>41102137
yes, obviously its a fucking fetish you fucking retard why does anyone post anything on this shit board

>>41102133
So real talk now say you have this sweetie in your possession and will face no consequences for your sick actions, what will you do, step by step?

>>41102181
i will place her on my lap, embrace her with one hand and use the other hand to pet her head

>>41102181
Well, for starters, I wouldn't rape her. This is business. Quickly, effeciently slash the throat - but miss the jugular ever so sllightly, causing her immense pain. If she dares even look at me as she lay dying, I stab her several more times in the side of the abdomen until she can no longer comprehend what is happening. I'm sure a look of anguish will grace her face, but she must know that she brought this upon herself. She kissed Pip, after all.

>>41102133
Knife to meet y- wait what fuck were you talking about?!

i am terribly sorry for this anon >>41102263
he's just tired and had a very bad day, that's all
we're not cruel like that

>>41102181
Put her on my lap and pet her hair.

>>41102177
i post because i like ponies and they are too cute for fetishes. I'd fuck a horse, though

>>41102133
I love that "WRONG HOLE!" expression in her face

Imagine the inhuman sound her mouth would produce as it rapidly became apparent to her that her life was ending. Imagine the regret she would feel, thinking back to the morning when she was putting on her slutty little outfit, giggling, not knowing it would be the last day of her life

>>41102133
Is there a swimsuit or underwear version of this?

>>41102420
Here you go, Anon. Made easily with NovelAI, which is what was used to make the original image anyway.

>>41102427
I thought AI hate requests like this.

>>41102437
Maybe your faggot Bing answers shit does, but novelai is uncensored

>>41102133
Geez calm down, I was just going to cut you a slice of birthday cake.
Where did all that come from? Is this something you've thought about before?

>>41102133
Quit screaming Jesus I'm just making garlic bread. Hand me that butter.

>>41102133
bitch you slipped while i was trying to cut my baklava you're lucky i grabbed your wrist before your skull fell and cracked on the tile floor

>>41102133
Yet another example of why this shit board needs to be deleted.

>>41102816
Thanks for always wearing that flag. It suits you.

>>41102133
"What do you mean kill you? I'm just here to give take your virginity as a birthday gift"
>Anon grabs sweetie's waist and turns her around before penetrating the panty that guards anon's prize
>6 hours of unf later

>>41102167
I'm was actually trying to fool you

>>41102816
It's just Tirekfag posting without his flag.

>>41102160
>pedos
She is already 18, basically a living fosil. Some pedos would even be turned off with two digits in the age

>>41103371
yeah that's what OP said to try and confuse me. But I am sure he is thinking of less than 10 sweetie.

>>41102167
i want to watch her grow into a mature woman so we can reminisce how her beasts started to develop, her first pubic hair, her figure getting feminine, her butt getting juicier...and then giggle at how petite she used to be

>>41103387
Finally, the full creep shows up
You forgot "to teach her how to menstruate".

>>41103391
>won't abandon her just because she got older
>is a full creep

>>41103396
Just because you avoid saying "fucking her every year and stage of the way" doesn't mean I don't know. We both know, and you just skipped that part to pretend. Faggot.

>>41103400
well duh, that's part of having a waifu. how else are we gonna have kids?

>>41102816
She basically asked for it desu

>>41102133
>(You) freeze, hovering over the cake with the knife in your hand
>Not just because a girl you know since she was a little innocent child just accused (You) in such deranged intension as killing her out of jealousy for other man
>But because of all other adult members of this party for her already passed 18-s birthday, like her family, family friends and other now staring at you
>Intensely
>Knife in (You)r hand shakes a little
>Oh, hello again, Call of the Void
>What's that? Plunge this sharp thingy into our eyesocket?
>Sound like a good idea right now

>>41103378
ah yes, less than 10, a perfectly reasonable age to be working at a fucking cafe

>>41103612
>hovering over the cake with the knife in your hand
>girl you know since she was a little innocent child just accused (You) in such deranged intension as killing her
Does Anon live in britbongistan?

i feel like its too late for me when posts like this make my dick hard. its honestly so humiliating. this is a humanized version of a cartoon character for a show for little girls that is a little girl herself and my dick is getting hard hearing her squeaky voice in my head plead for her life as she gets her throat slit. what's wrong with me

>>41104555
As long as you don't start wanting to slice a real little girl's throat

>>41104464
i wish to pump her full of <s>eggs</s>

>>41104721
If she refuses to eat them all, then just shove them up her ass.

>>41104898
how could i shove an egg up there if my cock is currently installed?

>>41104555
it's because you know how worthless her life is as a cartoon character it's pathetic and funny to watch her beg knowing she's basically not even real

>>41104940
I have an idea, but that would mean that I have to reference a weird hentai moment, and I'd rather pass on those.

>>41105406
C'mon, it's just for the idea

>>41102325
I’m amazed I’ve never seen this before.


>Oh I see. You already have somepony to go to the Gala with. I should never have even entertained such a foolish request. No no its quite alright Mr. Anonymous I’m sure you’ll have a much grander time with any other mare than me. I’ll just go to my room and die alone of a broken heart like all the other rejected mares. Slowly and painfully like all the others before me…

>>41101762
I've got no vacation time. I can't go on a guilt trip.

>>41101762
Sassy Saddles is pure sex, and she is a wonderful mare. Any bachelor Anon who rejects a date with her is automatically the gayest of all fags.

I don't even have a ticket to the gala. Don't know where you got that idea from.<br>Let's just get a coffee or something, if you're still interested. I wouldn't want your heart to be broken, not after a speech like that.

>>41101842
He already had a date. What the fuck is he supposed to do?

>>41103113
take them both if he truly isn’t a fag.


WTF? Mares kissing? Do you enjoy kissy mares? I really do. I would love to watch mares kiss.

This show has ruined my life, or at least helped immensely in my having done so.<br>And yes, I find the ideas of mares kissing very erotic. I want to see and read about cute mares kissing each other.

>>41102159
>He ruined his life by watching ponies
>He probably didn't even read the totality of tv tropes like me
lol, weak

>>41102254
>tv tropes
I swear I cant even finish five pages of that shit, this thing is a rabbit hole from hell

>>41102149
>coomers take kino and turn it into goonslop

>>41102149
WTF?
NO PROTECTION?
WHAT OF THEY GET PREGANT???

Yurifags belong in a concentration camp.<br>Verification not required.

>>41103199
To sully marelove by twisting it into this aberrant affront to nature is to spit on pony's face.

>>41103203
What if they are your mare wives?

>>41103207
Bigamy is no less a sin.
>>41103204
You will be, all of you.

>>41103245
Unf assertive Rarity forcing Flutters to make a lesbian show for the viewer. That is my fetish.

>>41103196
>they get pregnant
>both at the same time

How does this work?

>>41102149
>retarded bait

Fuck off incel

>>41102149
>retarded incel

Bait off fuck

>>41102149
>I would love to watch
>I would love to see
OPhaggot in a nutshell.

>>41103196
>>41103454
>he doesn't know that kissing makes babies


>>41102407
No joke, I watched this shit yesterday

>/v/ tier thread starter
You could have just made a Rainbow Roadtrip thread, fag

>>41102407
Nobody's forgotten it, dumb phoneposter.

>>41102407
I actually think about soup mare on occasion.

>>41102446
I think we all feel like soup mare sometimes.

I didnt like this when it came out because i thought it was too boring. Ive come to truly love it

Not as good as Best Gift Ever though

>>41102407
How could anyone forget her movie?

>>41102435
but then how would it catch attention?
anyways ivy is cute

>Hello I am [X member of the cast] and my element is [X's element], watch me demonstrate it in the most boring longwinded way possible.
>repeat x5
zzz

>>41102407
>forgotten
when anyone brings up 'mlp movie' this is where mind immediately goes. best MLP content longer than an average episode
but then I guess I did respond to the bait

>>41102407
I wonder what happened to the Netflix release that was announced but never actually happened.

>>41102407
It really should have been a Hearth's Warming special to stay relevant during the holidays. It already has the gift giving at the end.

Make the lore make sense too. Ponies and their surroundings losing color from being sad was never a thing before, with the exception of Discord's magic actively causing it. One could make a case with Pinkamena, but if losing color is a noticeable thing ponies do regularly, then it should be common knowledge, meaning Hope Hollow had no reason to jump to conclusions that the machine malfunction was the cause. The corny twist that the rainbow was inside them all along would make more sense if the residents were a mysterious race like breezies or crystal ponies.

>>41102407
I member. There was a nice heterosexual couple and a cute pony proposal and twins. Plus this one.

The movie was fucked over by being greyscale, I want my colorful ponies

>>41102416
I hope you aatched the proper RIP without color ghosting

It was kinda bad because of the basic bitch "let your colors shine!" theme. But still very much in the right direction. Shoulda scrapped Season 8/9 and just kept making more of these hour long mini movies. Eventually they wouldve figured out how to make them not suck. Would've saved G4 desu.

Also
>roadtrip in title
>travel via hot air balloon

>>41102407
I usually watch it once every few weeks. It's fun and nice

>>41102546
based. could've written this post myself

>>41102407
It does drag on a little in a few spots, but it's still one of the best pieces of late season content despite its flaws. And Kerfuffle a cute!

>>41102407
With great prejudice.
With the exception of some of the new characters, that story was entirely and execrably forgettable.

>>41102583
Fucking newfag. This board, at least, doesn't "require" templates and fake outrage to sustain a thread.

>>41103721
>Grease monkey mare
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

>>41102407
Cute poni movie with cute poni where there is no villain or bad guy and the problem is solved through friendship and being nice

Rainbow Roadtrip was peak Friendship is Magic.

>>41102407
I mean the showrunners clearly forgot about it, too, so why should we remember?


>Wakey wakey, sweetie...
>Hmm? Oh don't worry about what happened too much.
>You just... Hit your head. But don't worry, you're safe now.
>Your marefriend? Well... You're looking at her, silly.
>You thought WHO was? Oh, you must've hit your head harder than I thought!
>Oh, I know things probably seem a little fuzzy in that noggin of yours sweetie...
>But don't worry... You'll come to accept it in time.

>>41102557
Where is Trixie? Is she safe? Is she alright?

>>41102557
who are you? where is my alicorn wife ?

>>41102557
I've seen greens like this before, where is it originally from?
is it an anime thing?
either way, I'm down for this, come along, random mare who has always been my marefriend

>>41102566
It seems, in your anger, you >raped her.


Real or fake HIV pony?

Is this a real poster at Tampa Bay or an edited photo? I havnt been able to find any pictures online of the poster whatsoever. Anybody in the area that can confirm?

Source: https://twitter.com/zax_uwu/status/<wbr>1793373167748268415

>>41102653
>is picrel real
no clue but the pony is definitely from them

>>41102653
>>41102709
is this what "prepping the bull" means? getting him on HIV medicine so he doesn't pozload your wife's neghole?

>>41102709
oh my god, it even has a cutie mark

>>41102653
It's real I even have one of her little leaflets from back in 2019. Dunno if they still use her.

>>41102653
>Anon keeps getting harassed by PrEPony due to what a massive faggot he is

Someone in the USA should send a cease and desist...

Might be a trans pony given the purpose of the advert

>>41102653
watch out, this mare is dirty. shes a dirty mare, she has aids. she had unprotected sex with another mare and they were both on their periods so their blood mixed and she gave her aids.

>>41102732
I love her snowpity, no matter what it smells like!

>>41102732
"Anon! Wait! You forgot your PreP!"
>fuck.
>she found you.
>you break into a frantic run through the streets of ponyville. Rainbowshine is sitting at a table. She shoots you a snowpitiful smile and excitedly wiggles her hoof in the air at you
"Anon! You forgot your AIDS pills! You'll need them if you don't want to get AIDS when you have sex with big strong black men!"
>rainbowshine gasps, and lowers her hoof. her smile becomes a scowl of deep contempt as she returns to eating her daisy sandwich with linky, avoiding eye contact with you as you run by
>you duck behind a corner and hide behind a trash can. You pant, trying to catch your breath
>a smiling, petite, blue-maned pony with very fancy mascara pokes her head out of the trash can, holding a comically oversized blue pill in her hoof
"Anon! stop running!"
>she points to the pill with her other hoof
"I can get you a prescription for this thing faster than you can score a Grindr date!"
>you slap the pill out of her hooves, causing her face to transform from an expression of excitement into one of utter despondence
>LISTEN!
>you grab her by the muzzle and stare directly into her big blue eyes, which are starting to brim with tears
>HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!
>you scream at the mare as loud as you can, blowing her mane back. She squeezes her eyes shut against your onslaught of spittle
>I'M NOT
>FUCKING
>GAY!!!
>you stand there for a while, panting. You hold onto the mare with a death grip, staring her in the eyes, daring her to make a move
>After an overlong period of silence, you hear a cough behind you.
>you look up.
>you notice a large crowd is watching you, their faces contorted in expressions of pure disgust. Before the day is out, everypony in town will know that you like to scream at mares
>A ripple effect of whispers ripples through the crowd as you drop the pony back into the trash can and wordlessly slink back to your anon cave
>the mare sniffles to herself as she climbs out of the garbage can, brushing trash off herself with her hoof. Her mane is a mess, and her eyes are on the verge of tears.
>"Now what am i gonna do?", she asks herself.
>"I know my super special talent is helping bottoms not get aids, but if the biggest faggot in town doesn't want my pills, how will I ever break into the market?", she verbosely sobs to herself.
>she buries her face in her hooves and begins to loudly wail
<s> suddenly, the mare feels a tap on her shoulder </s>
<s> "excuse me? little mare?", she hears behind her </s>
<s> the mare turns around and lays her eyes on the figure behind her </s>
<s> "I'll take your entire stock", says Vultraz, pushing up his glasses and adjusting the brim of his MAR∑ hat </s>
<s> PrePony gives him a warm smile. she slides him her entire bottle of pills and pats him on the ass </s>
<s> "go get em, tiger," she says, as she bites her lip and shoots the camera a salacious wink </s>

>>41102951
it would be extremely ironic to get HIV from the prep mare

>>41103045
Wait, is <s>vul</s> actually gay? I'm not, but the guy deserves blowjob or 20 after all the hits he put out.

ISleepNow

>>41102951
>>41102958
Prep Pone is Not Mare Zero!
She did Not fuck a hairless monkey and bring AIDS to Equestria!
Prep Pone works with Equestria's CDC
<s>but if you want a real candidate..</s>

Anonymous

>>41102653
Oh no, HIVbros...we got too cocky...

>>41102653
We need to start making OCs for diseases now

>>41103242
You leave my wife out of this, she is 100% clean, she told me so herself

>>41103677
their communal AIDS is probably the least gay thing in this image

>>41102653
>kek
I'd like to think they were trying to reach their target audience with HIV prevention


>>41102826
>being raped by trixie, consensually

>>41102826
>>41102847
I find Glimmer much more hot and attractive, desu.

>>41103324
imagine sucking trixie off while giving starlight a handjob at the same time, they both blow their load onto your face in unison.

Last nite i was plapping trixie's little pussy. The whole day before she was talking about how she's above getting with "the likes of" me. Then out of nowhere she pulls me into her little caravan. She was crying out and orgasming and i was all like "Damn, I thought you were "above" getting with me" and she was all like "sh- shut up"

RIGHT.
No more speaking of it.
Time for ponies.
So post some goddamn cute ponies.

>>41104745
Prove you had sex with Trixie.

>>41104747
I can vouch for him. He's telling the truth.

>>41104933
neck yourself with extreme prejudice

>>41102826
I will make it non-consensual.

>>41104664
So?
Fuck all the mares.
Leave no hole unfilled.

>>41102826
Trixie is pure sex. She has such an over-the-top personality; just imagine how that translates into foreplay and sex. It would be entertaining, full of surprises, and absolutely hot.

>>41105464
BASED SHOW ACCURATE EDITOR HOLY UNF LOOK AT HER SHOWING OFF LIKE THAT IT'S LIKE IT WAS ACTUALLY IN THE SHOW

>>41105579
On the contrary, I like to imagine her as sexually inexperienced. It makes sense because she's a loner and generally disliked. She would would act confident as if she's the most sexually talented mare you'll ever get with, but you would need to constantly give her basic instructions. For me this is hotter. But I do agree that she is pure sex, and something about her snowpity can just possess you in a sexual frenzy even if she's bad at sex.
>CAPTCHA: SXYTR

>>41106430
I could see this too. What about both? She's sexually inexperienced and needs guidance, but she plays it off in her normally pompous and extravagant manner. For example, you make a suggestion about how to make the se, better but you do so in a way that she can arrogantly claim was part of her plan. Or, something like that. Honestly, I think that would make sex with Trixie far more interesting.

>>41109337
This is actually exactly what I was trying to describe, lol

>>41108284
>hey trixie this reminds me of the time i subjugated an entire time to communist ideals

>>41109337
>>41110015
>"Prepare to have your mind blown, and your testicles thoroughly emptied, dear Anon!"
>Trixie's gaze holds yours as her hoof slides down your thigh to your waistband, just above your fly
>"You have no idea the unimaginable pleasures you'll experience at Trixie's hooves. Once you've felt all that Trixie has to offer, you'll never again be able to... to think of another mare!"
>Her eyes begin to quickly flick own to your belt, her attention seemingly split as she fumbles with the wrapping to her prize in her magic, in a not so elegant manner
>"Uh, i-indeed you'll surely be... so smitten with Trixie, other mares will... Hmm..."
>She clearly didn't expect it to take this long, her bold and prideful tone faltering as she becomes more perplexed
>"Ugh! What vile beast of Tartarus created this cursed mechanism!?"
>Now she seems to be just tugging in random directions and making little progress

>>41110129
I wanna squeeze Trixie's blue testicles till she cums buckets.

> Trixie bites the buckle with all her might. Vigorously thrashing her head side to side like a dog with a chew toy, determined to disrobe you by force. Her slobber soaks your crotch as she growls.
> "Mmmrrrph! *huff huff* Mmmmmfff!" Trixie furiously grunts and pants around a mouthful of your pants, drool trickling down her chin. "The Great and Powerful Trixie commands you to disrobe this instant!"
> Trixie's frustration has boiled over into impatient lust. You feel her teeth scrape your skin as she violently yanks on your waistband. She's lost in a feral frenzy, struggling to strip you naked like a rabid animal.
> "RRRMMMMFFF!!!" Trixie lets out a muffled roar and RIPS your fly wide open, popping off the zipper. She spits it across the room in triumph. "HAH! Not even the sturdiest leather is a match for Trixie!"
> With your pants shredded, Trixie dives face-first into your exposed crotch. "Now let's see what we have here..." She eagerly nuzzles into your underwear, inhaling deeply. "Mmmm, the musk of a virile stallion!"
 > Trixie hooks her teeth into the elastic and YANKS your briefs down to your knees in one fell swoop. *SNAP!* Your rock-hard cock springs out and smacks her right in the face with an audible *THWAP!*
> "NEIGH!" Trixie whinnies in surprise and rears back. She gawks at your throbbing erection with bulging eyes, momentarily taken aback by its impressive size. "S-Sweet Celestia! T-Trixie was not expecting such a m-mighty steed!"
> Trixie gulps nervously, suddenly feeling a bit intimidated. "Er, w-well now... Trixie supposes it's time she, um, mounts up and rides you to ecstasy like she p-promised! Prepare yourself!"
> She awkwardly paws at your cock, clearly unsure what to do. She gives it a few clumsy strokes. "Hmm, how does Trixie even...? Maybe if Trixie just...?" She pokes the tip curiously. "Boop!"

>>41110847
unf or something

I would just mercelessly rape her at this point in time, holding her muzzle shut with one hand while my other grabs onto her dock and holds it up while i plap plap plap plap plap

>>41110129
>>41110847
Oh my. What a treat. I will save this for when it's time to nut.

>>41110859
>I would just mercelessly rape her at this point in time

>>41107123
its litterally just this >>41102826
but with a tiny mare pussy added that's barely even noticeable, not worth going on desu to look honestly

>>41111226
I'll warn you, it's not exactly jerk off material. Still very cute and amusing though <3


In honor to Kung Fu Panda 4, Here my Poster version of Kung Fu Panda with one of my Furries Rainbow Dash, I hope you like


How do you re-up on your mares anons? How frequently do you watch? Do you have a schedule? Pick random episodes? Marathon the whole caboodle?

>>41102924
I don't watch anymore and haven't in years.

i don't do rewatches as it fills me with great emptiness, dread and sorrow afterwards

>>41102924
I rewatch it on anniversary streams

>>41102924
I rewatch during the anniv-

>>41103008
Whoops, ninja'd.

I stopped watching ages ago but i want to get back into it again.

Only problem is it kinda seems like the show went to shit.

>>41102924
i still haven't watched it all

>>41102945
>>41102972
>>41103008
>>41103011
>>41103029
>>41103050
you guys are MASSIVE faggots. I watch a couple episodes a week, and listen to songs from the show every single day. been doing that three years and I still fucking love it. you queers should look into buying some PrEP, I heard theres a cute white mare selling some down in Tampa

>Watch about 4-5 episodes per week on my own time
>rewatch stream
>anniversary stream
>random episodes that play around the /mlp/ stream ecosystem (4cc, franchise stream, themed streams, online cons, etc.)

This equates to approximately 2-3 full show rewatches per year. As per today, I have watched the full show between 10-15 times, while having watched individual older episodes upward of 200 times.

>>41103071
>>41103053
This is a level of unhealthy usually only seen in trannys.

>>41103096
>being a diehard fan of the thing this board is about?
>TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY
Please go back to wherever you came from

>>41103096
Probably bait but you’re retarded

>>41103096
The offboarder is crying? Why?

>>41102924
Whenever I feel up to it. Sometimes it's 10+ episodes a week, sometimes it's none.

>>41102924
Either marathonning in order or watching a handful of episodes on shuffle. Won't go past season 5

>>41103053
>3 years
Jesus. I remember how i felt 3 years in. Here i am at 12. Equestria will always be in my heart.. but rewatching just feels like rubbing a sore spot sometimes. So i have to keep it where i remember it instead of bringing into this shity present.

You burn out your receptors, basically. I'm jealous you still have the high.

>>41103117
The other seasons get that bad huh?

>>41103134
Watch Non Complete Clause right now and be the judge of it for yourself

>>41103106
I am receiving culture shock upon returning to the fandom.

>>41103134
>1
excellent, feels a bit barebones but that's it for criticisms.
>2
peak mlpfim
>3
good overall, but feels noticably "less so". like the snowpity has become weaker and the show feels more comedic. also of course alicorn twi is yucky.
>4
good overall, still missing something that never returns. writers trying new things and keeping it fresh, but it's very hit or miss. the point where the show becomes noticeably "fandomy" in a forced way is somewhere during this season.
>5
alright, first season to have straight-up bad episodes with no redeeming qualities. but the snowpity is still intact during this season, but it's giving out.
>6
beginning of nu-mlpfim. most episodes are really bad, show has become a spoof of itself. starlight glimmer is just there and it's really awkward, feels like someone with asperger syndrome wrote her episodes.
>7
total shitshow, writers have given up and are just fulfilling contract at this point. half-ass surface-deep attempt at having an overarching narrative, riddled with asspulls.
>8
show is thoroughly ruined, unwatchable garbage. so many new ideas have been tacked on, all bad ones, that the entropy has been like maxed out or whatever. the kirin episode is the only good one.
>9
cant think of a single episode that isn't terrible

>>41103137
>>41103166
Seems like character growth is no longer a thing. What about the lore though, that still good?
Ive been watching a bit of the final season and shit seems weirder than usual... I'm not liking what happened to the changelings.

>>41103177
>character growth
MLP fucks this up in the typical way: Mane 6 slowly become bland hollowed skeletons of themselves. When fluttershy is assertive, or rainbow dash is humble, it feels very "LOOK. SEE? WE DID A CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT" not like a natural, immersed part of the show. Otherwise, they just lose all their quirks which they didnt really need to lose and become boring secondary characters.
>lore
Like i said, it gets pretty ridiculous pretty quick. Season 6 is when you'll notice the lore is just there for the sake of being there at this point, not much thought put into it. Very ambivalent too. Simultaneously, Seasons 6-9 want to have serious lore that the narrative centers around while also being a silly cartoon where said lore has an excuse to be lazy, stereotyped, and asspulled.

>>41103188
I'm still gonna watch the rest of the series but it's starting to feel like it'll be unpleasant.
I just watched common ground and it sounds like the filly in that episode was voiced by some random kid wandering around the studio.

>>41103248
Why does this shit always get me....

>>41102924
I rewatch an episode or two on my own every once in a while, but other than that I get 100% of rewatch streams and the annis (usually marathoning S1-S3, then maybe catching 75% of the rest).
And to be clear, I've been on this ride since 2012 so it's not just the initial rush.

>>41102924
I’m in the middle of my first rewatch since the show came out
It’s like crack

>>41103710
Turns out I didn't need to post in this thread because you are literally me

>>41102924
I recently finished rewatching it again and now I just put derpy.tv on in the background sometimes.

>>41103238
>I just watched common ground and it sounds like the filly in that episode was voiced by some random kid wandering around the studio.
It's Patton Oswalt's (Quibble Pants' VA) daughter so yes pretty much.

>>41103119
>Equestria will always be in my heart.. but rewatching just feels like rubbing a sore spot sometimes.
You encapsulated my feelings perfectly, anon... Equestria will always be in my heart. The Mane 6 will always be in my heart. Many FOTMs will come and catch my eye in passing, but they'll never be my prom queen. Not like pone. But, it's as you've said: the high is gone. Even the nightly fantasies have lost their lustre. I have like two fanfic ideas left to dedicate to this hobby before I resign to only returning for the annual rewatch - and, man, is that a poignant thought.

Sometimes I feel like hanging a small picture frame with an inconspicuous artwork of my favourite mare on my staircase or something, one that I could seldom look at to commemorate the tenderness I have for Equestria - and, to a lesser extent, the fellowship I experienced with the fandom during my formative years. Like a picture of an old family dog.

>>41105457
Sounds depressing.
Is there anything good in the new generation?

>>41102924
Recently decided to watch mlp for the first time. I don't know if I'll like it enough to watch the whole thing

>>41103166
>not appreciating the only slice of life princesses episode we got

>>41102924
I never watched past season 5. And I don't rewatch by myself, only when I am showing the cartoon to someone else. By now I have all episodes of first 4 seasons memorized so I don't really need to re-up on them

>>41106151
No episodes is better than habershit.

>>41105457
Well don't just go. I'm just saying trying to live old times hurts. I try to incorporate pony into the new. And also being into older generations. It helps. Find new ways to love pony. Just walking away isn't an option.

>>41106151
>not appreciating the episode that took their assassinated characters and pissed on their corpses

>>41106151
It's one of the two episodes in the entire show I could not finish on any attempt. This and the Celestia play episode from S8.
Definitely not the worst episode of the show by any means, but to me, it stands for everything the writers did to C&L previously and then amps it up again. Yearly reminder that their role was reduced to being a garage remote that Twi got from them.

>>41106100
G5 is better than G4, solely because it has a farting dragon which caused unparalleled levels of seethe.

>>41106594
>unparalleled levels of seethe
>in the fucking pony fandom
Unsurprising that the G5fag is a newfag

>>41102924
I frequently consume r34. Every few months, I'll binge the songs. Maybe once a year I'll watch some clips or rematch a special or two. I'm not as involved with it as I used to be. It was on a downhill slope since season 3, and I lost almost all my faith in it after 5. Now I have memories.

>>41107188
I'm much the same
I'm only just now watching the rest of the series and i think I'm only doing it so i can understand the fanfics better.

>>41102924
>How do you re-up on your mares anons? How frequently do you watch?
rewatch streams, would watch holiday themed episodes (e.g. hearths warming, summer solstice, winter wrap up, etc) if possible for max comfy

I still haven't finished any season besides season one.

>>41103166
>stating your actual opinion

What an actual faggot.

>>41102924
I watch 1-2 EPs every day and I keep noticing something new in the show this is amarezing. I like watching what background mares are up to. I kinda hate haberverse only because it reduced amount of background ponies now.

Watching season 9 for the first time right now and just saw between dark and dawn.<br>Have they always used an amulet to move the sun and moon or is that a recent development? (I aint seen seasons 6 to 8 yet)

>>41108919
>Have they always used an amulet to move the sun and moon or is that a recent development?
>>41106472
>Yearly reminder that their role was reduced to being a garage remote that Twi got from them.
There you go.
I'm angry now.

>>41108414
>I keep noticing something new in the show
Same. I don't rewatch it often but every time I do I find something I had previously missed. It's part of what makes me love it so much.

>>41108947
Wait hold up, what episode is the celestia play episode?
I know its only gonna make me mad but i need to know how this whole amulet moving the sun and moon shit came about.


Do earth ponies make dorodangos? Do they have any special significance to them?

>>41102944
Why would earth ponies waste time on that when they could be tilling fields, fucking each other, or playing banjos?

thanks for posting this, I might have to try this myself sometime

>>41102944
Yes and yes. Earth ponies’ control over the land is unmatched, as is their respect and reverence for it. Dorodangos represent their relationship with the earth and their fellow pony, symbolizing how they all continuously shape and polish one another to be the best they can be. In each globe’s mirror finish they see themselves, just as they see their actions reflected in the wider world around them.

>>41102944
Yep, they use them for bowling

>>41102944
Yes, they represent big earth stallion balls, and are thus worshipped in the same manner.
>>41103867
Also true. The pins are sometimes painted like unicorns and pegasi to show earth pony superiority.

>>41103935
That is true in off shoot bowling alleys. But the Orthodox Bowling Lanes where the Big Leponski bowls emphasize ones connection to their own crafted ball and their training in ball control and bowl delivery.

"How can you control yourself if you can't control your ball"
-Anon pony

Rock farmers might cultivate/breed them.

>>41105591
That would be kind of a fun fanon; I can dig it.

>>41102944
>literal pile of shit

>literal pile of shit, japan


>The Kirin episode is the only good episode after Season 5

The kirin episode is the only kirin episode after Season 5

>>41103247
every trixie episode is the only good episode after Season 5

>>41103247
>after season 5
The show fell off after The Best Night Ever

>>41103258
every trixie and every glimmer episode. Also the one with the pie sisters.
And I love nulings so that one episode too.

>>41103247
The Kirin episode is not a good episode

>>41103247
>the first daring go episode is her only good episode
>she is barely a charcater in there

>Hearth's Warming Tail
>All Bottled Up
>Perfect Pear
>Sounds of Silence
>Sparkle's Seven
>Frenemies
>Road to Friendship
There's a few good ones I guess

>>41103247
Youre all stupid, the show lost all integrity after season 1 episode 5, 10:34 in.

>>41104420
Yeah fuck this shit why am i even here?

>>41104420
Considering the sum of the whole, yes.

>>41104420
Honestly, kind of. I still love it and rewatch it but if if I had to describe FiM in one phrase it'd be "wasted potential".
They had potentially one of the greatest fantasy worlds ever and squandered it with shit writing.
They had amazing characters that eventually got ruined with shit writing.
They had possibly the cutest character designs ever, that could have carried multiple shows on aesthetics alone and then made ugly yaks, barbies and other creatures instead.
Basically, fuck Hasbro.

>>41104411
>Gilda grabs Pinkie's helicopter.

>>41104420
what a decade of non-faust content does to a mf

>>41104526
>pinkie's helicopter
Coolest thing in show.

>>41104420
Mary Sue Twilight made this show a pile of excrement

>tfw my take is so hot and epic it generates an entire thread
Mmmm yes. Seethe for me.

>>41103247
The kirin episode is only good because of the quality everything around it

>>41103247
This episode felt surprisingly like a Faust era. But still Autumn Blaze is a really annoying character.

>>41104610
Wtf, Autumn is an adorable chatterbox

This but I am not implying the other later-season episodes are good, but instead saying the kirin episode is as meh as most of them meh and using the clown twilight to make fun of people who believe it's a stand-out great

>>41103247
The only good episodes in FiM are the ones I like. What are those? I'm not telling; it's a secret.


>>41103164
incredible that she sang this well while dying of AIDS


>I'M AS MAD AS TARTARUS
>AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>>41103409
>I'M MAD AS TARTARUS
>AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>41103409
I understood that reference, fellow mareschizo!

Cherry Berry's getting sick of the soak and the cold

>>41103409
She needs cheering up. What would help her? An ice cream cone? Flowers? What?

>>41105501
An "ice creaming cone" in her "flower" would certainly be a start


>No thread for her majesty Erotic Filly
Blasphemy

Me laying on the ground pretending to be dead so I can get a better look at pony butts.

>>41103434
>Sluttery passed down from mother to daughter
>Starting from a young age to maximise growth

There is an insultingly low ammount of flurry heart content. There's so much potential of a daughter of the princess of love and a military dad. So many directions her life can take!

>>41105181
>So many directions her life can take
And they all lead back to porn.


>>41103488
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles! Über alles in der Welt!

>>41103488
>"I can conquer France in 10 seconds flat!"

>>41103488
Ein want to kummensiden der Rainbow Daschen

Ich würde gerne mein Ejakulat innerhalb Rainbow Dash entladen.

Don't make me nut to her german voice again

>>41103645
You mean her EARLY MILF VOICE?

rainbow dash is fucking giddy for sex.png

Ich möchte in Regenbogen Schwung abspritzen.

>>41103645
>>41103649
>>41103652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdv<wbr>CfvFBlQU&ab_channel=Marefieber

>>41103742
It's the generic slut voice from Germany. German consoomercattle are trained to get a boner from hearing it.

>>41103744
>>41103736
The german dub sucks. It always sucked both as far as the voices and the translations are concerned.

>>41103754
It's not bad, I like it.
They sound a little more mature.
I don't know German so I can't comment on the translation, but from what I can pick up it seems fine.

>>41103758
He's probably the same guy that shit his pants over Cutie Marks being translated in German

>>41103758
You're just a foreigner who can't hear what's wrong with it. I understand that when I see foreigners praising Russian dub which is the most disgusting thing I've heard in my entire life and it shits on everything good about FiM.

>>41103777
Even in the posted clip you should be able to hear that it has absolutely no tonality or rhythm to it. It's just a flat drone compared to the Original.

>>41103781
It sounds fine. Are you retarded?

>>41103758
>>41103777
Are you deaf or mentally ill? It sounds like absolute shit. It's just the cheapest voice actor they could find.

>>41103777
For Russian, the voices are pukeworthy. It's old hags trying to sound like small boys for whatever reason, all their emotions are saccharine and exaggerated, they mismatch what's happening on screen. The translation has comically awful mistakes like they hired someone who barely understands English or possibly used machine translation. It has zero redeeming qualities. But I've seen westerners here and on youtube saying that it somehow sounds good.

>>41103736
There you go.
I know you needed this

https://files.catbox.moe/i2e244.web<wbr>m

>>41103789
I am Russian and I see nothing wrong with the dub. I actually really like it and all the hate was from the 2ch shitposting. What I do hate about it is that they like to do retarded high pitch for Dashie when she sings for some weird reason.

>>41103799
>all the hate was from the only adequate part of fandom
No shit, tabun zoomer. Now go back, pidorasina.

>>41103803
>pissshithole
>being an adequate part of anything
Get the FUCK out of my sight, little bitch.

>>41103803
>2ch
>adequate part of fandom

>>41103821
That's rich coming from a zoomie who could pass for my son. Having nostalgia for watching Rakosel as a little shit doesn't make this abomination of a dub any good. Fuck off back to your reddit karma circlejerk, tabunoid.

>>41103786
Even if they were cheap, which they might be but whatever, they are still quality. They sound like the characters, the delivery is good, and like I said it's not overacted. They don't sing very well, but it's alright, they sing well enough.

>>41103829
I'm not even him. How about you go back to your beloved 2shart then, faglord. All of your friends are there.

>>41103843
>using sosach after 2012
>ever
Nigger I moved here when it got overrun with shit eating normalfags like the one defending rakosel.

>>41103829
>zoomie
name a single oldfag who uses this retarded slang
>Having nostalgia for watching Rakosel as a little shit doesn't make this abomination of a dub any good.
imagine not being able to have your own opinion
the only bad thing about rakosel was that male characters were voiced by the same monotone guy in the first 4 seasons
>>41103843
>All of your friends are there.
>implying there 2ch's /mlp/ has a single poster

>>41103853
Incorrect translation damaging the source material is not a matter of opinion, it's objectively bad. To defend this you must either have tremendously shit taste, or you were a little child while it aired so now you're blinded by nostalgia.

>>41103858
>REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU MUST TRANSLATE EXACTLY HOW IT IN DA SAUSE YOU NIGGA
nah, good translators adapt things for making it sound more natural in your language

>>41103844
Pissshithole was always SHIT and in around 2011 it got somehow even worse because the schwarmanigger decided to shill the website on VK.
>>41103853
Everyone has either moved on after 2019 or, having watched the show in English, have moved to this dump.

>>41103863
>translate one name and half of another one while all other names are left in English
>"come down from the tree" when it's a fountain
>translate "cannon" as a "gun"
>transliterate the word "avalanche" instead of translating because that's totally how average people say it
This is not adaptation, it's incompetence and lack of basic quality control. It's as if Haber was born in Russia and became a translator.

>>41103488
Rainbow Dash would never wear the colors of a caponized, spineless, vassel state like Germany.
>Verification not required.

>itt бeжeнцы c двaчa пpeвpaщяют этy бopдy в тoчнo тaкyю жe пoмoйкy c кoтopoй oни cбeжaли

>>41103902
>пoдpaзyмeвaeт, чтo нa фopчaнe ecть чтo пpeвpaщaть в пoмoйкy

>>41103882
>>translate one name and half of another one while all other names are left in English
<they have translated only hard to pronounce names for russian kids
>>"come down from the tree" when it's a fountain
<dafuq are you referencing to?
>>translate "cannon" as a "gun"
<i have never heard they have used word pyжьё or винтoвкa are you actually retarded?
>>transliterate the word "avalanche" instead of translating because that's totally how average people say it
<watch the redub of 1st season. twilight sparkle VA have apologized for wrong translations and redubbed it

>>41103907
I mean, fare. But this still isn't as bad as 2ch's /mlp/ <s>yet</s>

>>41103928
Yeah, I found Flatter's cottage

>German thread
>taken over by Russians
damn it, not again!

>>41103899
>vassel state like Germany
Saying that in germany can actually get you arrested and labelled as a nazi, by the way, This country is a joke.

>>41103495
I think Dash is meant to translate into something related to running.

>>41104328
>This country is a joke.
So funny I forgot to laugh.

>>41104328
Fucking this, saying anything against refugees can fuck over your life.

>>41104371
Most likely Regenbogen-Flitzer

>>41104328
No it can't. It might get you labelled as a retard but you're not going to get arrested unless you do something actually illegal.

>>41104410
>>41104416
>>41104419
Too many syllables. We need something shorter like Prismenblitz.

Absolute kek @ anyone arguing about the dubs
I find RD's voice very hot but I popped a boner to almost every pony talking so idk
I remember AJ in best gift ever when she calmed down Twilight's sperg out gave me a massive hard on

>>41104442
Blitzbogen. Dash would be totally into Tesla coils

>>41104992
Da flitzt Blitzbogen mit Spitzen-Geschwindigkeit! Schneller, als die prinzessliche Garde erlaubt! Einfach nur geil; da will ich doch glatt abspritzen!

>>41105076
Und wenn sie den Bogen überspannt, blitzt Zwielicht ihr eine, dass sie Sterne sieht.

Please speak english you krauts. Don't be like the Spanish threads...

>>41105254
You have one baking pipe face, you half-moon cookie. There my collar does pop from all the demands.

>>41106092
Seltenheit ist selten hübsch!

Ausländer raus
Ausländer raus
Deutschland den Deutschen
Ausländer raus

>>41106598
what having no father does to mf
>JYAYP

>>41106598
Reminder to vote AfD for the upcoming election.

>>41106793
Nach Benesch ist Russenstuss aber der widerwärtigste und gefährlichste Stuss aller Zeiten

>>41106793
>vote the party of degenerates and traitors

Could you please keep kraut politics out of the board? This country is pathetic enough as it is.

>>41106941
My mind is broken by memes. The current german flag doesn’t register as the german flag in my mind.
I always remember the 2nd reich flag first.
>“There is gold in the german flag??”

>>41107248
Lol, officially the German flag seems to look like this. Huh

>>41107267
The colours are black, red, and gold officially, but even official flags will almost exclusively use yellow because that's the usual heraldic substitute. Government flags do usually include the eagle, however.

Deutsches Kleinpferd, meine deutschen Kleinpferdbrüder.

>>41104328
Fucking this. That's why I can't wait to finally get out of this country and move to one where I can actually enjoy freedom.

Sometimes I ask myself what sins I have committed in a past life to be punished with a fate like being born in Germany.

>>41107536
Lenin also lived in exile until he came back to fight for the freedom of his people. You're doing the same, right? Anon?

>>41107342
Yeah, I'm not stupid, who THE FUCK do you think you are talking to?!

Ich will in Regenbogen Flitzen spritzen.

>>41107536
Good luck to you, Anon. I hope you make it out safely. <s>Where do you want to go? Asking for a friend.</s>

>>41107600
Thinking of moving to Israel. It's the only country that still respects my values.

>>41107602
Good luck on your journey! <3

>>41107602
>Israel
Not an option for most people though.

The German Fräuleins make my pp verdammt BIG AND HARD. I-ICH MUSS C-COOOOOOMEN AUF DEIN GESICHT!!!

>>41107671
Why not? Germans are required by law to suck jew chode. They'd be welcome in Israel with open arms.

>>41107602
>Move to a nation surrounded by other nations that want to genocide it.
Maybe not wise to move there.

>>41103488
I know some russian faggots tried to recolor her into russian flag. They were sent to jail anyway.

>>41104442
>>41104992
She's not a storm pony though. She clears storms. That'd be for Lightning Dust.

>>41108086
Conflict and scarcity fuel innovation. If you're constantly fighting, you're constantly trying to gain or maintain the upper hand - hence all the fancy start-ups and space lasers. After this war blows over, and Gaza is turned into a parking lot, we'll be seeing the rise of some really wild tech.

>>41103488
> GERMAN
> JERMAINE!
> JERMAINE JACKSON
> JACKSON FIVE
>TITO!

>>41108145
Not wrong. >>41106097 is a pretty good one with that in mind.

>>41108193
Scootaloo what the hell are you talking about?

>>41107558
>Lenin
>fight for the freedom of (((his))) people
Fix.

>>41108320
I don't know... I don't know really...

>>41107697
>German Fräuleins
>not German Stütchen
Schwache Leistung.

t. möchte den Herrn Zwietracht verschnabulieren. >:)~

>>41107600
Thank you. I'm currently thinking about moving to the US of I'm honest, preferably somewhere in the south.
I'd love to buy some land and then live there completely self sustained, just enjoying life without anyone bothering me.

>>41109464
>preferably somewhere in the south.
Why's that?

>>41109589
Probably political? Maybe cultural (which he'll be disappointed to find out isn't real) maybe he has family or is chasing a job there.

>>41109589
NTA but land can be extremely cheap.

>>41109589
>Why's that?
Because I'd love to live in the countryside, far away from any big city and because I hate cold weather.

>>41110470
True, though there are cheap areas throughout the US, including Cali.
Just not near the big cities

>>41111266
There are cheap places everywhere, usually around places people don't want to live.


>>41103497
Hi Linky!
Hi Linky!
Hi Linky!
Hi Linky!
Hi Linky!
Look at her cute little hoof go! Look at her cute little hoof go! Look at her cute little hoof go!

>gen-zombie memes
This shithole just can't stop getting worse and worse.


I'm transferring the full MLP series to my external HDD, it's at 4%

>>41103663
Have fun lol
I've got my pony flash drive. It also contains all of the EqGs and Pony Life.
Thanks for reading my blogpost.

>>41103759
I want to put my erect penis inside that horses vagina if you know what I mean

>>41103763
I don't understand, could you elaborate?

>>41103759
>ask derpy for nudes
>this is how she thinks you take pics on PC

>>41103787
No sorry I'd rather keep it vague so as not to be crude

>>41103663
How do I go about doing this?

>>41103759
Surprised the glass is still standing with an ass that crashed through a wooden podium.

>>41103759
my my derpy.
you really shouldn't be using our offices scanner that way!

>>41104259
>plug in external
>click MLP folder
>ctrl+x
>click external drive
>ctrl+v

>>41104259
Many methods of obtaining. In order of quality; yayponies.no, mlp.heartshine.gay, soulseek, pony.tube, youtube-dlp

>>41103759
a man of exquisite taste i see

>>41103759
Lmao at j4nnyz too busy camping the trixie thread deleting futa shitposting and leaving this up

>>41103759
I want Derpy to do that to my face.

>>41103759
Do you think derpy farts when she orgasms

>>41104578
>>ctrl+x
Enjoy losing your files when you bump into your external's cable

>>41104951
For MLP episodes not too concerned with preserving since they're archived so thoroughly and autistically online

>41103759
Damn. 11 hours ain't bad though.

>heard about nas recently
>found one at a bagain bin for cheap
>figured out how it works
>got all of mlp on my nas
>neat.jpeg
>figured out how port forwarding works after much braincells lost
>get to watch ponies anywhere
i have ascended


size difference

>Canon size difference
Minty makes my iron the big iron.

>>41103919
Why do you faggots watch this? It is so hideous.


>>41103686
Thats their expressions after they take a picture of your dick.

>>41103686
Luna does the duck face thing best.


Hello, I am the best piece of media ever created in My Little Pony: Generation 4. My length is perfect - not a long slog, but more meat than a normal episode. My vibes are comfy - everyone loves a good holiday story.

My character moments are great - every character in the cast gets a time to shine. Every character gets a fun and unique moment at least once. My memes are not forced, they are memorable. My climax, despite the chill tone of the special, has thrilling action and hilarious moments.

"Does everypony know this except me?" is the funniest line in the entire series.

Overall, I am the best representation of these characters G4 has to offer. I should have been the feature-length movie, because while it felt bloated with its runtime, I could have only benefited from another 40 minutes to flesh out my story.

>>41103753
Huh? This ep aired before the school of diversity, didn't it?

>>41103761
Yes, it did. He's schizophrenic (also using an RD tag) so please ignore him

>>41103761
>>41103773
The animation literally opens with the student six. How do you offboarders even get here if you don't watch the show?

>>41103785
>like five fucking seconds of them at the start before they disappear from the ep
meh, I won't feel bad for forgetting that tiny bit with the student shits.

>>41103734
>My memes are not forced
>Discord: "Oh, oh, not that... thing. Fluttershy's gift needs to be 20% cooler if you want to seem like you even slightly care."
Yeah...

rainbow dash this thread is now 20% cooler.jpg

ISleepNow

>>41103734
the opening song is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPH<wbr>8YXHNrIs

Anonymous

True, pic related is so comfy and wholesome, right my fellow Californians?

>>41103734
Rainbow Roadtrip > Best Gift Ever

>>41104080
Movie > Rainbow Roadtrip > Best Gift Ever

>>41104093
EQG > Pony Life > G5 > Movie > Rainbow Roadtrip > Best Gift Ever > S1

>>41104146
/mlp/ will take this bait unironically

>>41104080
>>41104093
>>41104146
ITT: we pretend the greater-than sign is actually a less-than sign

I recall best gift ever as a fluffy pointless mess stuffed with corny reference humor.

That's considerably better than episodes where the main characters are dicks to each other for no reason and the slapstick is replaced with intentionally grotesque shock shots, but that doesn't seem worthy of the top spot unless you're as vacuous as the episode is. It delivers on sentimental cheese.

BGE has some issues that could/should have been tweaked but it portrays the M6 as being friends, so it delivers on the tried and true "cute ponies doing cute things" baseline.

The issues include the holidays being literally just modern-day Christmas rush hour, the unnecessary Marble cuckening, the forced PUDDING line/face, Fluttershy's lobotomy and some small details here and there. It's no masterpiece, but it's overall pleasant to sit through. I obviously appreciate Discord being part of it instead of spending the holidays alone and miserable yet some anons wished he'd stayed gone. I don't mind the magic pudding being similar to my boy Smooze, and the magic reindeer were an inoffensive addition despite being unnecessary.

>>41104275
>the magic reindeer were an inoffensive addition despite being unnecessary

I will go one step further. I will fuck and impregnate each and every one of those reindeer.

>>41104280
Based. Do you think they are related by blood? That way, you'd make reindeer fillies who are simultaneously (half) siblings and each other's aunts n shiet. Fun for the whole family. We need more reindeer in /ss/.


>>41103830
AH!~ you're so cute, Twi huhuhu I wanna kiss that widdle snnoot!
im so in love with you :(

>>41103953
i am scared for my life and virginity

>>41103991
Ok now put that caption on a pony image

>>41104036
Be my guest, I just post them. Not create them

do I look like I know what a jpeg is.jpg

>>41104458
why are you looking at me like that...

>>41103830
Oh, h-hey twilight.
D-D-Did you... gain... weeeeeight?

>>41103830
>Twilight, coming back after a hard day's princessing, to rape you again

>>41104981
Hey if my wife made that face every time she wanted to bone, it wouldn't be rape...I'd be a willing participant!

>>41104203
>Twilight angrily demands sex.
Damn, I want this.

I want to befriend Twilight and have a generally healthy relationship where we participate in eachothers hobbies and talk at length with eachother on occasion