Was Digibrony Correct That the Mane Six are 15 years old?

Inital Video where Digibro explained the theory: https://youtu.be/o_rcYkW3rX8

He goes into a lot more detail in the video than I will lay out here, especially when talking about the timelines in how they developed their talents, but these are the bullet points on his age theory.

He first assumed that school age ponies in MLP are in the 7-10 years old range. He then concluded that via rules of easy communication, that the size of the bodies of the mane six during the Cutie Mark Chronicles flashbacks exactly correlates with how old each one is. Pinkie looks the youngest and Fluttershy looks the oldest. We know from Griffon the Brush Off that Fluttershy is a year older than Pinkie Pie. So their ages are all in one year of each other.

He then assumed that mandatory schooling for ponies only has elementary school. Ponies are expected to find their talents before they graduate without fail, as we know from their cutie mark. Then they get to specialize in studying or performing their specific field from that young age. This allows the ponies to develop their talents and be reasonably good at them by mid-teens, and to live on their own. Fluttershy and Rarity were able to become so successful quick due to filling specific niches for their area. But in the case of Rarity, she is still more of an amateur design by the standards of Canterlot. Applejack had the advantage of working on the family farm her whole life, Rainbow Dash and Twilight are still in the process of perfecting their craft, and Pinkie still seems to be somewhat inexperienced in her job at the bakery.

So them being about 15 makes sense considering their society’s social and educational structure. If they were older they would presembly be more developed in their crafts with all the extra time they would have. Most of them seem to be on the brink of mastery rather than true masters of their craft. Digi goes into detail about this in the video. Them being about 15 also lines up well with their maturity levels.

Follow up where Digibro expanded on theory: https://youtu.be/mJKY2mUWtg8

He pointed out here how Rainbow Dash being 15 initially would explain why it took until Season 3 for her to be accepted to Wonderbolt Academy, in spite of how she was clearly already on their radar and had showed world class skill with the sonic rainboom. Her being too young to apply until turning 16 in Season 3 due to the academy having an age restriction explains this issue perfectly. This is supported by how she competed in the YOUNG Flyers competition, and it seems to be for teenagers, judging by how some of the other competitors sounded young. This also supports the standard pony design being a catchall for 15-30. Spitfire also calls Rainbow Dash the
"little pony who saved their lives"

Someone please fucking rangeban this eceleb worshipping faggot already holy shit

Also, here's a playlist of all of Digibro's videos from his Digbrony era (most of which are pony related): https://youtube.com/playlist?list=P<wbr>LgG8VH6Mom1pnRd4riFd10RPK4hmhq8Ml&s<wbr>i=2G934kWXLkuZ6Qeh

And if you're only interested in the scripted MLP reviews/analysis from him, here's a playlist with only those videos: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=P<wbr>LgG8VH6Mom1rVwhaHkgzWgy_u4Dpcq4ap&s<wbr>i=AC4vYSgw5hphaNE2

>>41092219
>He first assumed
>Pinkie looks the youngest
>He then assumed
Besides that, why does this thread keep getting made? Everyone that cares already argued about it, and nobody else really gives a shit. Digi dropped brony from his name when he stopped talking about MLP years ago. No even he gives a shit about this anymore

>>41092234
He was one of the first MLP analysis youtubers, then got burnt out of the show and reviewing it, so pivoted to anime reviews/analysis

>>41092260
>MLP analysis youtubers
I never understood why anyone watched this shit.

>>41092271
Silver Quill and Firebrand/Joshwcorcher were good, though I never watched any others

>>41092271
its just one of those 'let me watch someone elses opinion because I don't know how to make my own" type things

>>41092288
*Joshscorcher
Damn I'm retarded

>>41092219
Personally I think them being 15 hinges on the idea that they mature faster and destiny is embraced, however you have issues when you start to think on the ending, all the mane six look old with Rarity having a grey hairs on her mane, all having eyebags and Twi being an elephant; however when you look at Pound and Pumpkin cake theyre fully grown.
The implications are either that ponies stay on their fully grown "peak" state for most of their lives, age really fast or they're not 15 and instead on their 20s.

I prefer to think the first of these theories, the idea that they embrace destiny and agree with Digi, that they have a whole system catered towards the capacities and interests of each pony where everyone is fulfilled because they can point to something they can always point to to remind them who they are, and I just find the later 2 are depressing by comparison.
In short, them being young makes equestria a little happier :)

>>41092288
>Joshcow
Never really liked his hot takes.

>>41092219
To preempt anyone talking about them running buisnesses: Equestria is clearly a very libertarian place so there probably aren’t any arbitrary laws preventing them from doing so at such a young age.

>>41092219
dumb ragebait video for views me thinks.

>>41092396
Nah, if it was it would have had a clickbait title like "The Ponies are Actually Just 15 YEARS OLD?!"

>>41092331
actually in the script writer explicitly said that Rarity looked young

>>41092219
This would also mean that the mane six are the same ages as their EQG counterparts

>>41092441
What age do you think makes the most sense for when we see them in the ending and in the show in general?

>>41092271
People who lack imagination, probably mostly same the people who hate background ponies and tasteful OC's

>>41092524
He also publicly defended loli for some fucking reason

>>41092219
Digitranny is objectively wrong about everything because tranny.

They are probably early 20s because they live alone and have jobs

sage vnr

>>41092219
No. We saw teenage ponies, who have seperate body types.

>>41092219
>they live independently and have jobs like all fifteen year olds because umm eehh eeugh oob
Fuck youtubers and their inadequate brains

>>41092219
He was only saying that because he's a lolicon who was trying to convince bronies that they have been fapping to underage characters already.

>>41094024
I don't think they had a teenage model until season 6?

>>41094065
You know that he actually explained this, right? And heck, even I explained it in the summary in the op lol

>>41094024
I think Gabby and Sandbar are supposed to be 16

>>41092219
School age ponies in mlp are actually 1-4 because a yearling is 1-2 and I'm adding 2 years for college degrees like Maud's rockerate, so the mane 6 are actually 9 years old because fuck Digitard.
>>41092628
That's based
>>41094122
That's unbased

>>41092219
First, literally who?
Second, no, Dash turns 21 in S4. They're in their late 10s/early 20s by S1.

>>41094615
This video was made before season 4

>>41094566
How is this relevant to the discussion?

God I have been jerking off to 15 year olds this entire time. Someone take me to jail!!!

>>41094941
you mean their EqG selves? well, duh, they're not university students

>>41092219
I watched one of this dude's videos one time and thought it was the gayest shit I have ever heard.

>>41092628
Why do people into loli do stuff like this?

>>41096448
insecurity. same goes for pirates and gays

>>41092219
My headcanon

Rainbow Dash/Pinkie Pie: 15
Applejack: 16
Fluttershy: 17
Twilight: 18
Rarity: 19

So, this means that Rarity or Twilight would be a groomer if they dated one of the others.

>>41092331
>the ending
Opinion discarded.

>>41096887
Pinkie is canonically one year older than Fluttershy

In any case Equestria is clearly based on the US, and despite whatever the writers/DHX said to censors, the Apple Farm cider is clearly alcoholic given the effects shown and extreme interest.
Drinking age in Canada is 19, 21 in the US. That unquestionably establishes the characters as at least 18 when the show starts, under the assumption one full year passes from one season to the next.
Furthermore, Twilight is obviously completing her postgraduate studies. While she could have been skipping years, Twilight is also Spike's legal guardian, making her at least 18.

There, as credible and researched as the video if not more so.

>>41096887
I guess Griffon the Brush Off is non canon now

>>41097034
Many based states allow the consumption of alcohol on private property with family, and since Ponyville is based and the Apples are family to all, Sweet Apple Acres is a haven for minors to drink and party at. Dragons don't have pony rights, so there's no need for Spike the slave to require a guardian, meaning Twilight was free to breeze through magic school with Celestia's favor.

>>41098296
I like how you missed the capitalized MAYBE

>>41098296
>ponies got a harmless sitewide ban because people kept spamming them everywhere
>social media is always used to incite flame wars and doesn't have a global ban

>>41098296
I wonder how Faust truly feels about MLP:FiM after she left, and EQG for that matter

Digibrony

I'm gay. I have AIDS. I'm addicted to black dicks.

Anonymous

>>41099478
She's stated several times she never watched anything after season two because it "hurt too much", or something along those line.

Regarding Equestria Girls, I believe she was kind of miffed about the whole thing since she wrote Friendship is Magic in such a way that the main characters were not highschool girls, since she felt that kind of cartoon was way overdone.

The funny thing is that while in Equestria Girls the girls are literally in a highschool, the actual characters act more like adolescent 20somethings. Friendship is Magic is the other way around. The characters act like they're at a highschool, but they have the responsibilities of adolescent 20somethings.

>>41099561
>She's stated several times she never watched anything after season two because it "hurt too much", or something along those line.

Wait really? That's pretty sad. Any source for that quote by any chance?

>>41099561
>The funny thing is that while in Equestria Girls the girls are literally in a highschool, the actual characters act more like adolescent 20somethings. Friendship is Magic is the other way around. The characters act like they're at a highschool, but they have the responsibilities of adolescent 20somethings.

Wait, you think that the girls in EQG act more mature than the girls in FiM? They seem to act the same to me

>>41099824
Bumping because I want to hear an answer to this

>>41099824
yeah I think so, but that might also be a personal point of view because they're human and it makes them more relatable or something. I don't consider it a con for either FiM or EQG.

>>41092271
It starts to make sense when you realize that the audience of the anal cysts are autists straddling that line between low functioning and high functioning. If you need somebody to explain the themes in the show about social interaction that are intended to be grasped by a 7 year old, then you are hopeless.

>>41092288
both tried to rewrite the past when you-know-who happened. tried to pretend that videos never happened. drwolf001 is based because he never tried to rewrite the past.

>>41101545
Seems pretty dead on to me. Did you also have trouble comprehending the point of the show in the first season where Twilight literally dictated the lesson in her letters to Celestia? Maybe they should have kept those around, it could have killed off the anal cyst community.

>>41101550
What are you talking about, the Toon Kritic situation? I believe that Silver Quill deleted one video in which he collared with ToonKritic, but Joshscorcher did not

>>41092219
Pretty much every other pony looks like them and wry have older ponies so they are either in their 20s or we are in a wierd universe were 90% of the population is underage

Lauren Faust said they were between 12 and 17, so 15 isn't a bad guess.

Also, holy shit, why are there so many shills in this thread?

>>41092219
Digibro lost his girlfriend to Ethan Ralph.
He didn't just get cucked, he got felted and GUNTED by a 5'1" ragepig.
Nothing he says could ever be of value.
The ponies are 20 somethings. End of story.

>>41094940
Because the video in question was made before Season 4

>>41102698
>why are there so many shills in this thread?
One self-admitted diagnosed autist that keeps replying to himself. It would have been obvious if hiromoot didn't nuke the poster counter.

>>41092222
I bet he's the one making the cr1t1kal thread, Saberspark threads, and game theories threads


Do ponies have porn star names?

People thought that in the '90s
>https://groups.google.com/g/rec.ar<wbr>ts.movies.erotica/c/2FsKfsS1_oE/m/S<wbr>NKT6QnNiqIJ
>Think you can tell which name belongs to a porn star and which to a My
Little Pony doll?
>It's amazing how many of the My Little Pony names sound similar to
XXX film star names, hehehe.

>>41092351
No, porn stars have pony names.

>>41092351
Ponies don't want to risk accidentally using somepony's actual name so the stallions are all Anonymous and the mares are all Anonette

>>41092351
They are pornstars. Have you never been on any of the boorus?

>>41093433
Well, I mean ponies normally just walk around buck-ass nekkid, so what would pony porn even look like?

>>41093505
Sexy clothes, toys, mares riding huge horse cocks, lots of raunchy dialogues...


Everybody stop hating on G5. It doesn’t mean it’s bad they’re all my little pony.

>>41092553
I tried to like g% even watched all MYM and s1 TYT episodes. It's fucking shit. Can barely watch it without beer. And it doesn't mean it's a good thing. Hearing that they have cancelled MYM and fully commited to jellybean mouth ugliness was the last straw for me. I am NOT touching that shit ever again. Fuck you OP.

>>41092553
G5 isn't bad because it's different, it's bad because it's shit.

they just look ugly so I didn't watch it, I haven't given it any more thought then that

>>41092553
finally an anon who actually learned something besides gooning from FiM

>>41092553
G5 is just fucking boring because there’s no actual conflict for character growth. Cartoons have just become the feelies so retard parents don’t actually have to interact with their kids

>>41092572
Character growth in g4? They almost always got worst after their "development", or "grew" by making the same mistakes over and over again

>>41092553
The movie was pretty good but what followed was utter shit.

>>41092553
I was one of the few souls that tried to endure AFTER the first season of MYM. I tried, OP, I tried. "It'll get better" I said

>>41092553
There's also the flip side of that coin - Different doesn't mean good either.
If we say it does then it will inevitably lead to shit being passed off as gold.

The answer is not discerned from simply noting something is new or not. The answer comes from within. What do you personally, genuinely, like/dislike?
I think it's wrong to dislike G5 just because it's different, but I also think it's wrong to like G5 just because you don't want the ride to end.

If you actually like the art style, music, story, characters of G5, just because you like them and not for some other reason, then that's great. And if someone doesn't then that's also great.
I mean, look how polarizing MLP is in general, how many people hate it and how many people love it. It's not surprising that if you totally change the style of the show that line is going to be re-drawn.

I hate EQG. I hate AI. I hate the Dreamworks abominations from G5. I hate faggot OPs and trannitor mods.

>>41092657
Someone is mad their whiny meta thread got deleted

G5 is MLP as much as trans women are women

>>41092657
You are a rare breed in a sea of putrid shit this board has become.

>>41092758
>twisharter is a hardcore troon

>>41092758
Look at this guy correctly using trans woman instead of just saying trans man. Very progressive.

>>41092561
I can actually see Fluttershy marrying Trump. The first Mare

>>41092758
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Twilie, how could you say that?!
Oh my Celestia... you... you're a homophobe!

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>>41092561
Welp, you guys all failed my test. I got this straight from a cancerous Reddit on r/mylittlepony, I posted it here expecting you guys to pull through and not respond and recognize that unlike Redditors, you understand that nobody wants to hear your shitty opinion on G5 and would let the thread get slid off. Instead TWENTY of you followed the base instincts as redditors at heart and poured out your retarded opinions for all to see. The board has fallen
>hurr durr why do you use reddit
I use it to tell trans people that they will never pass as a women, and that’s about it

>>41092553
Wouldn't old be the OG ponies from rescue from midnight castle?

>>41093183
>I'm from reddit and you don't browse reddit so my reddit pic went over your heads lol I bet you feel silly now

>>41093193
didn’t read the bottom of the post award

>>41093183
Go back and stay there. G5 is trash, it's even worse than eqg, if that's even possible. Where eqg cucked us out of FiM episodes. G5 cucked us on an entire generation. Go fuck yourself very much.

>>41093196
>i d-don't actually use reddit tho!!
Sure you don't.

>>41093183
Your test is pointless and pathetic. There's nothing wrong about Anons giving opinions on G5 in a thread like this. Having threads about and posting opinions on MLP (including any of the generations) is a major purpose of this board. So, congratulations. You discovered what ever other Aon already k ew.

>>41093153
Didn't you know homosexuality is illegal in Equestria?

>>41093183
Shut up and deroof yourself, you nigger cock lover

>>41093291
>"She does not know de wae."
>"Spit on her."

>>41093183
Welp, time to nuke this board then.
Change GR15 to make pony posting a banable offense outside of /trash/.

>>41093238
go back there with him twitroon

The amount of butthurt in this thread is absolutely glorious.<br>Well done, nameless r*ddit troll.

>>41093470
How long did it take you to come up with that, /bale/?

>>41092553
Nice bait, and I know it's bait, but I want to bitch so I don't care. It's already been said, but G5 isn't bad because it's different (I have been a fan of My Little Pony since I was little and have loved G1 the longest since my mom showed them to me when I was little) so it's not about them being different. It's because g5 is shit. The 3D CGi models look uncanny. Their faces are too humanlike yet also somehow too cartoony at the same time. They're unnerving to look at. They have stupid smart phones, dating the show and identifying it with the retarded iPhone kids and their shallow social media and phone obsessions. The 2D G5 animation is awful, low effort bean mouth bullshit and isn't uncanny, but is definitely ugly. You can tell the people making it aren't trying to make a fun and entertaining cartoon, their boss is forcing them to shit out some stupid kid's show to advertise even shittier, low quality toys so stupid girls might beg their parents for them.

>>41093470
This god damn drawing isn't even exaggerated.

Every time a G% thread manages to hop the border past my filters, I am starkly reminded how grotesque it looks.

>>41093470
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE someone with a reddit account post this to the reddit, in response to the original post

>>41093585
It took all 2 braincells to stop drawing numget

>>41093183
lmao a phone poster telling me to not have fun on my gamer desktop browsering and postering on 4chan.org LOOOOOOOOL you are a sad specimen, oh wait I just took the bait again huh LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

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>>41093470
This contrast just goes to show how unimaginably disingenuous the OP picture is. G5 looks terrifyingly ugly compared to G4.

>>41093470
Lol, absolutely roasted by best chicken. Is the thing on the left based on a comparable g5 filly?

>>41095186
You've made enough of a fool of yourself by now.

ISleepNow

>>41093399
the trolls in this instance are really the people who made G% not some redditfag asking people to stop hating on the shit show

Anonymous

>>41096211
Why did Hasbro choose to make them ugly?

>>41093183
>I use it to tell trans people that they will never pass as a women, and that’s about it
Based and the level of seethe in these replies is also amusing, you are a master troll who incites rage wherever he goes.


>when anon says you and other ponies are too cute and cuddly and adorable to have gross, sweaty, interspecies sex with

>>41092775
Who has ever said this and are we close to a cure for it?

>>41092777
The cure is mare on man >rape


Definitive mating chart

>>41093090
this is so basic, mainstream and reddit you should kill yourself right now

>>41093090
You have solved the mystery of the universe, OP

>>41093090
>Aryanne X Luna
hmmm I think you might be on to something

>>41093099
Your opinion is so valid, bestie. Speak your truth!

>>41093090
I say make it into an adjacency matrix

>>41093090
>Thorax <-> Chrysalis
Bro he's her son.

>>41093166
Ant queens only get fucked once and then use the sperm to fertilize eggs until they die. Make your own conclusions.

>>41093090
>Starlight x Trixie
>Applejack x Rainbow Dash
>worst of all Celestia x Discord

>>41093090
>Sweetie Belle and Butt on Mash
Fag of the fagdom

>>41093090
Thorax X Chrysalis is incest. Weakens the hive.

Disapproved.


>>41092880
>kek
Did you make a G5 thread to piss off the other threads hating on it

>>41092880
Sorry for what? Our daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our maredicks, especially since they are such good size 'n all.

>>41092880
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us to not be ashamed of my little ponies.

It's okay Sunny, just close the door again please. Thanks

>>41092880
I don't think Sunny would say "shit" very often. Must be serious.

>>41092880
>She said "nice cock."
>Then she realized she thought you were someone else.

>>41092948
She just stands there watching you masturbate.

>>41092935
specially since they're such good size n'all

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>>41093013
Yes, it's serious, it gets bigger when she pulls on it. Sometimes she pulls so hard she rips the skin

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>>41092880
I closed my door on purpose and you didn't even knock!

>>41094489
Well are you just going to stare?

>>41093375
Did her daddy teach her that?


My autistic, embarassing ass screaming to the screen "TAKE THE FUCKING BELL AND GIVE IT TO DISCORD!!!!!!!"


What the fuck is Hasbro doing keeping all these MLP ponies in a vault? They paid for concepts, modeling and then don't use them in the show

>>41093337
Maybe because this looks like fucking shit? This style of design and rendering was better implemented as early as 15 years ago. If Hasbro paid for this shit, they got ripped off.

>>41093352
Are you blind? Some of them are used in the show, but instead of using the more interesting ones they reused the model mane styles with pallet swaps

>>41093394
>blind
more like didn't bother watching the show because why bother, looks like shit all around
>>41094004
another insightful high-effort bump

>>41093337
I hate how g5 looks, someone redraw these as g4 please


humiliation ritual

you can’t explain this with corporate greed or any trends and forces
it‘s simply a humiliation ritual

>>41093181
Alright everyone make your bets: is OP mentally ill or just mentally impaired?

>>41093200
Impaired for sure. The delusions of the mentally ill will at least demonstrate some capacity for original thoughts & ideas.

>>41093200
>>41093207
I haven’t been on /mlp/ ever really. I only watched the real show years ago. So I have no idea what the board‘s general attitude is to the show. I just wanted to reminisce and hate for a bit.

>>41093181
They have phones in Equestria. They can look up 4chan now

>>41093209
The show sucks, yeah, but misusing the term "humiliation ritual' is a particular pet-peeve of mine.

>>41093264
NTA but could you explain why? Just curious

>>41093181
Someone in another thread put it very bluntly
>If I take my enemies weapon and kill them with it I don't care if it breaks
Thats the premise behind all woke shit like G5, its to get rid of G4 and break it in the process

>>41093181
I'd say people who enjoy G% (over G4) perform some kind of humiliation ritual to cope with the fact that they missed out on the real deal.

>>41093435
We actually do that because it makes you seethe wildly and its funny

>>41093181
I would agree, except that for most of history, MLP has been a total waste of videotape. There have only been a couple outbreaks of awesome and G4 was, for the first few years anyhow, one of those. So the modern atrocity is merely reversion to the average. Plus as others have been said, Hasbro probably hates us and is willing to saw this particular leg off to get rid of us. They're using the same self defense mechanism that a skunk does.

>>41093295
It's a term with a lot of weight, baggage, and history to it, but idiots have since appropriated it as an edgy newfag buzzterm without actually understanding what it means or what its implications are. They've reduced the meaning down to "this is something I don't like", as opposed to using it when it's appropriate. The same way "based" was wrongfully corrupted into "this is something I like".

>>41093435
Holy fuck it's not like Haberverse was that bad people preferred pony only generation? Just because you cared about TwiNigger lore of Equestria doesn't mean everyone else will be autistic about her destroying magic and shit. Stop being delusional

>>41093687
>The same way "based" was wrongfully corrupted
Nope.

>>41093181
What the fuck are you babbling about?

>>41093181
G5 is great because it gave me Zippy <3
Nothing else matters.

>>41093741
So "based" has never been incorrectly used, ever. Wow, you're a genius.

>>41093264
This. So much this. The misuse and overuse of this term clouds over the real impact of humiliation rituals. It ignores who forces them and why.

When everything is a humiliation ritual, nothing is.

>>41093435
This is actually true. Some of the most unhinged opinions towards G4 originate from people who missed most of it. What does this tell us?

>>41093750
>newfag doesn't even know how "based" came to mean what it does now

>>41093786
>le marestare makes my opinion align with board culture guise!

Why did Hasbro ruin their own show just to get rid of bronies?

>>41093435
We dont need your troonsplaining this is mare country

>>41093689
She didn't "destroy" magic. She just stole it for a day, like Cozy. Once Unity Crystals were made, magic continued to work, just differently.
Magic only disappeared because retards separated the crystals and the leftover charge run out after a few generations.

>>41093181
You literally can, Hasbro can't use G4 characters without a fee because of a contract with discovery.
G5 is literally them scrambling together a bait concept to string till that ends. Hasbro by their own actions have shown this is treated as a lower end property the second it became this.
The second 2022 started; despite being an upward trend due to having content again; MLP was suddenly no longer one of their "major brands".

This entire venture is them trying to use the crap they already made for a "reboot" g5 and to have content exist in the gap where it'd be a straight up money sink to use any g4.

>>41093181
Jews are constantly out in force trying to downgrade the talk of "humiliation ritual" because it is a tactic they use to keep goy in line. One of their loyal cattle is now using it to degrade something that is less jewish than a previous generation.

They sound a lot like gryphons and Windy hates those things.gif

>>41093181
The real humiliation ritual is when they see my dick.
<s>And yes, that's a joke at my own expense.</s>

>>41095462
What do you mean? G5 is literally slop for niggercattle. That's explicitly what it was designed for. Why are you trying to obfuscate the truth?

>>41095462
There is nothing distinguishable from G5 and a pakistani animator making slop on youtube for iPad babies.

>>41093200
Brainlet that saw
>humiliation ritual
being spammed on this website, so now everything is one.

>>41096212
>Raging jeet told to use a toilet

>>41096253
There is also nothing distinguishable from a pajeet or a pakistani.

>>41093181
Can you think of a better way to get the bronies to fuck off so they can get back to their core demographic of little girls?

>>41093181
>humiliation ritual
>humiliation ritual
>humiliation ritual

Another politically obsessed shitposter spewing meme phrases isn't worth anyone's time, but consider the following "humiliation ritual":
>make a cartoon that caters to little girls and friendless white males at the same time
>encourage the friendless white males to make a fanatical subculture about it
>organize meetups and conventions
>put them on the news to show everyone how pathetic they are
>call them something cringey like "bronies"
>endless documentaries about the culture and how awful and pathetic the white lonely male bronies are
>no one ever takes their subculture seriously
>fandom dies in obscurity
Pretty good humiliation ritual, huh? It's even better because everyone willingly humiliated themselves and showed the world how impotent and effeminate white males are. So many fell for it, hook, line and sinker.

>>41093181
No it’s managerialism and impersonal macro scale social and economic trends.

>>41093181
Executives don't give a shit about anything unless it makes money, so when millennials tell their geriatric asses that this is what will make them money, they listen. After that it's all just sunk cost fallacy. The millennial writers are absolutely using it as a vehicle for their beliefs, but they don't say that to the people in charge. I hope you're ready for more, because they'll be doing this until the day they die, an entire century is gonna be wasted with this garbage.


Give me some sad pony songs, they help me to get through depression phase faster.

>>41093341
Can't go wrong with good old classics.
>>41093350
Thanks Anon, couldn't find this song for a while.
>>41093355
Haven't heard this one before sounds nice, thanks.

>>41093406
There is also this other one by Woodlore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOP<wbr>9WQQ0EH0

Can i use this thread to find an old song?
 It isn't sad but it has a melancholic feel to it. I think it was a cover, but the ending was just listing all the ponies. The singer was a girl with a garage band, grunge type of vibe. The music video was animated and hand drawn if I remember correctly
Sound familiar to anyone?

>>41093330
If you don't mind, may I ask why sad music helps when you're feeling sad?

>>41093330
try to have a gooder day anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV_<wbr>YxnVu3PU

>>41093330
The saddest ones are the ones you liked that were deleted without archival

>>41095122
Give an example. Maybe some of us may know where to get a copy.

Pinkie's Smile Song breaks me when im depressed, have u heard it lately?

>>41095138
Oh I save shit automatically at this point. What's been lost has been lost to my (arguably shit) memory too due to the sheer quality of songs in this fandom

>>41095138
>>41095241
Either of you know the remix at timestamp to 1:42?
It's obviously some manner of Smile Smile Smile x NSYNC remix (especially Bye Bye Bye) but I can't find shit on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xS<wbr>zp6FneG8&t=34s

Some of my favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7D<wbr>oEcd5Da8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqY<wbr>WhWI55eQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1f<wbr>bn-v-Iw0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlP<wbr>t4Zygk4I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUJ<wbr>J3I5lNcc

>>41093598
Holy shit anon, this is amazing. An instant favorite, i'm a sucker for sad Luna songs. Thanks for sharing!

>>41093638
I don't know how to explain it. Basically I just cry it out faster this way if that makes sense.

>norsewarrior's YT vids got nuked
Well shit. There were some good sad pony covers in there.

>>41096796
That sucks. Any reuploads or archives you know of?

>>41096796
>>41096823
Norse warrior made a community post about it. The channel’s about section now includes links to the removed content:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/4f<wbr>nqi25mwtd1p/AI_Covers
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/r4<wbr>6u1ahw65hee/Images

I don't think it gets better, you just need to stop being a pussy. Your willpower is everything.

>>41093330
not sure if this is what you mean, but it's helped me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1R<wbr>0pexyYGo

I’m glad people still make pone music<br>https://youtu.be/U4CrTv1QW8U

>>41099329
>I don't think it gets better, you just need to stop being a pussy. Your willpower is everything
all true, in state of hopelessness the higher the climb the more fall becomes alluring, unironically do better, at worst it will set you free and at best it will make you feel better, this is win-win scenario


Ponies lying down like cats

>>41093489
But she's submerged in water.

>>41093522
>Can't see obvious ripples
>lack of hooves on a blue surface
You might have brain damage

Sorry for the oops all Twi, but these are the only pictures I've saved that have loaf directly in their name

>>41093537
>>41093491
>>41093489
>>41093554
Seems fairly accurate to real horses though. Real horses just doesn't have the same loaf potential as ponies, being more lank and muscles.

>>41093489
I think she's standing in water

loafing is cool, but prone their horse body features are more pronounced

>twifag putting in the most work
huh I have to respect it.

>>41093869
It's a pose I like a lot as well so I'm not against dumping some pics. And since it's a lot of Twilight that I have for it it's extra comfy.

I can't not post this one

Captcha: H04RN4

>>41093909
Oh hey there's another version

Captcha: AYG0PA

Here you go.

>>41093900
What's with those longass rabbit ears

>>41093993
Who knows lol, oc autism I guess

>>41093869
>Respecting waifunigger spam
he's just tanking the thread faster

>>41094027
I'd post more other ponies if I had more pics of them

>>41093729
That's more like "splooting", the kind of thing that squirrels do on the floor when it's hot.

>>41094163
What evolutionary benefit is there to expose yourself to MORE heat if its already burning

>>41094241
More exposed area means it radiates out faster and vice versa. It's the same reason why most people curl up into a ball when they're cold.

>>41094241
I've only seen squirrels do this in the shade. They're using the ground like a heatsink.

>>41095947
Why is Chrysalis angry about being on cheese? I would think that acquiring that much cheese would be a fortuitous event.


How many love letters do they get on a weekly basis?

>>41093637
SHE WRITES LETTERS, DECKED IN GLITTER

>>41093645
Hearts and Stars and smiling stickers!

Better question: <br>To how many do they respond

>>41093637
>Pinkie Pie: 0
>Twilight: 0 as a unicorn, 200 as a princess
>Fluttershy: 2
>Applejack: 1
>Rainbow Dash: 10
>Rarity: 500

>>41093668
Well Pinkie got knocked up and is married so that's obvious
>>41093703
>Applejack: 1
Your brother doesn't count
>Rainbow Dash: 10
Why would anyone want to date RB?

>>41093637
rarity:10 letters a day
pinkie:maybe 1 but she gets more friendship letters
fluttershy:5 letter a day, all after her time as a model
dash: 2
applejack:0
twilight: 0 letters before being a princess, 20 letters after becoming a princess


Watch Dan Vs episodes with anons !
(Yes I know I'm late, my internet had died for the entire day and I'm using a 15 years old computer)

Today, Two episodes at 2:55 pm new york times
Before that, the last two episodes of last week will play.

Watch it HERE : https://urlz.fr/qlKT
Countdown before the episodes : https://urlz.fr/qJDa

This week episodes are :
>Episode 7 : Dan VS TRAFFIC
>Episode 6 : Dan VS YE OLDE SHAKESPEARE DINNER THEATRE

>>41093469
better 15yo computer than 15yo internet
<s>i shit you not, recently the only ISP in my area cut down on the number of cables and suddenly i'm back in 2005 again. but thanks to my /r/ spam, gov will lay fibers around me...in december 2025</s>

CyTube Replay:
https://firlin123.github.io/cytube-<wbr>replay/load?zip=https://rp.oc4.pp.u<wbr>a/0_PublicData/Replays/DanVsRewatch<wbr>/2024.05.19.zip

Cytube chat cloud generator: https://mare.pages.dev/CyChatCloud/<wbr>
Replays archive: https://mare.pages.dev/
Capture userscript (v1.2.4): https://firlin123.github.io/cytube-<wbr>replay/assets/replay-capture.user.j<wbr>s

>>41093488
How the fuck are people fine with having such bad internet? Especially considering how much that hurts small businesses and kills the local economy.

>>41093683
Here in the US, if you don't live in a large city, good luck getting good internet. Companies will sue each other to keep others out of their "turf", this is what happened to Google fiber. They want to keep a local monopoly so they get to dictate prices and speeds, and because you basically need the internet to do anything nowadays, you just have to bite the bullet and deal with it. And start up companies that want to provide a good service are either bought out, or simply don't have the infrastructure to provide good speeds. It's awful.

>>41093811
This is also whys Starlink is such a big deal. It's the only way to get high speed internet in rural areas. Even the best cellular internet is going to have ping times of 100+ ms while starlink is easily under 30ms ping.


>>41093180
if it wasn't for her magic, she would be but a simple whore. this way, she can be a sophisticated one.

>>41093180
I want to have a non-consensual intercourse with Rarity Belle.

pony need both hooves to hold spoon<br>i bet there's a screencap that defies this logic tho

>>41093180
That's like asking us to use our feet to grab stuff.

>>41093180
Spoons were designed for hands not hooved

>>41093180
Because unlike filthy mudponies and pegasi, unigods simply CAN use their divine power to eat ice cream, instead of using their legs like animals


Its been released, are you playing the second game?

>>41093694
Is it any better than the first mobile port?

>>41093694
Who's modding in mating mechanics and horse pussies?

>>41093694
>Misty on the front cover
Nope.

>>41093694
Someone still markets software on physical media?
Kinda sus...

>>41093694
Of course I am. It's a lot of fun. I hope they keep making these.

>>41093694
Uh oh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7q<wbr>tl-NE9Ss

>>41093995
I don't believe it. He's usually such a positive, fun-loving guy.

>>41093995
Yup, that's what happens when you gather up old assets and outsource game development to North Korea to save a few bucks.

>>41094081
Motherfucker I’d KILL for a canon pony game made by North Korea

>>41094053
He has a small audience but hes the most consistent autist who actually give a shit about G5 and the only one who reviews TYT

>>41094280
Pipp looks so fucking done with Sparky

I'm gonna, once I finish Okami. I'm still pissed that I have to pirate it because they don't want my money.

>>41094287
I thought the same thing. I guess they're just supposed to be tired, but they all look so fed up in the end scene. I thought the game was okay, but I wish it hadn't had Sparky in it. He's not as bad as he could have been, I just hate that gremlin so much.

>>41094288
But OKami has been ported all over

>>41094386
I mean a zephyr height mystery. But Okami HD on Steam is unavailable too.

>>41093995
This is the whiniest bitch ever

>>41094748
Provide counterpoints, tho
Its literally worse than the first game so far

>>41093694
game so bad I don't even want to torrent it

>>41093694
Oh, they massively fucked up lighting. Again.

>>41094280
I guess that solves why Hitch keeps sparky around

>sleeps on the entirety of G4
>actually even kills every attempt of getting some G4 games off the ground

>failing new generation is puttering along
>investors say: "GAMING IS THE _NEW_ HOTTEST THING NOW!!"
>suddenly starts shitting out retarded game after game

This utterly retarded company ranks really high in the most annoying company list. Imagine the money they could have made with an even mediocre G4 game.
They really always do exactly the opposite of what would be the right thing to do.

>>41094994
>Imagine the money they could have made with an even mediocre G4 game.
Be vague enough and it exists; I think you forget there's mobile slop atleast. So yes they absolutely fulfilled this bit.

Considering the fact this was originally envisioned as a multiverse reboot gen i'm pretty sure stuff like this is them doing the bare minimum of the stuff they already setup.
It'd explain why they expanded but then proceeded to do the lowest budget nothing things imaginable.

Everything about g5 is completely baffling. What happened at hasbro to make them alergic to money? Even their last couple of transformers things are making fuck all money as they're always doing the exact opposite of what their fans wanted.

Could it really just be forced diversity hires who have zero idea what they're doing thats tanking the whole company?

>>41095015
>forced diversity hires
>forced

What do you mean "forced"? Even /mlp/ is letting G5 niggers and barbie troons hop the fence into their homes without much resistance. Diversity is your principle.

>>41095015
Ehh. Transformers has a much more clean cut from that sorta stuff and "fan stuff", transformers actually caters really well it just happens to have trash alongside it.
They fixed the comics by switching off, they release merch that fits the fandoms taste. And their own reports show that Transformers isn't whats failing.

The most logical point is just the timeline we have; they never wanted to pivot from G4 related content. When they did that to avoid fees they pulled most resources from G5 and left it as a ghost ship.
Its not even shitty hires; they don't think G5 is worth the effort. These sorts of things will always require resources. And if Hasbro doesn't care then nothing will come from it.

This is not what a big message looks like, this is what happens when you have ants running around and nothing else. Hasbro never went into this thinking they were going to replace brand image.
They just scrapped an attempt to expand it midway and released that over years.

>>41095015
That's just what happens when investors have the say instead of people actually familiar with the matter at hand

>>41095036
Investors would be interested in making money though. Hasbro seems completely detached from the capitalist principle with G5.

Was the hard switch from g4 to g5 really because Hasbro didn't fully own the g4 characters? Is this all due to some fucky contracts with Discovery / whatevers left of the Hub?

>>41095042
>Hasbro seems completely detached from the capitalist principle with G5
It's not just Hasbro. A lot of companies seem to have forgotten that. Disney is another prime example of that.

>>41093995
Kek, typical Hasbro 'quality'

>>41095048
Its basically always how these sorts of things work. Air on a network=that network holds rights to those animation characters until that contract ends.
There's a reason why its only the animation that seems to avoid constantly slamming G4 into G5. Or when it does it does it in a vague nothing way.
"Its not the FiM thing trust".

>>41095022
can you use more buzzwords next time?

The very first playable scene, what the fuck are those lag spikes???

>>41095229
Were you expecting Hasjew to pay for optimization after they fired a competent 3dshow staff?

>>41093995
>Buying this shit for full price and making sure to show it
Absolute madlad

>>41093764
Maybe it's tracker's 'template cover', sometimes they MUST be present by some rules written 20 years ago or site's automated to create cover itself, so there are 'drive covers' for latest sub only photoshops, windows 11 builds, foss software from github e.t.c.

I would have been content if the game was on par with the first one. But compare this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLk<wbr>IKjkTIB4
with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p4<wbr>fBlrZ6i0
It's like a night and day. The first game have real, fully-animated story cutscenes, the second game have... just combinations of "walk here", "flap mouth", "shrink pupils".

>>41097039
Another victim of hasjew taking the ball and giving it to someone cheaper looking to save some shekels. Just like closing Boulder Media after the movie

>>41098172
At least it's not mobile slop

>>41093694
How easy is speedrunning this thing

>>41095026
And ESG scores, which give companies funding to stay afloat pushing diversity trash.

>>41095061
Blackrock and ESG scores give more than enough funding compared to spending effort making a half-decent movie that’ll crush box office.

Honestly if America wasn’t so fucking gay we should get more independently made films/indie groups making films for actual cinemas/streaming release. But nope, Americans are (barely) content with watching capeshit, childhood stories be ripped apart into woke propaganda, etc

>>41101229
What is the maximum number of Ls can she possibly hold?

>>41101338
Anon no, you can't handle her strongest L's!

>>41095015
Due to things like tiktok, instagram, and youtube, g4 has become massively popular again with a new generation of kids, and has been pulled into the new wave of emo and scene fashion, alongside things like Gir and Reptar. Both rehashing old memes from the early days of the pony fandom, as well as new memes from both early and later episodes of FiM.

A new wave of momentum is building up, and Hasbro is a fucking idiot if they don't capitalize on it. Sure, they have a few things here and there, but if they don't flood hot topic with new shirts and belts and doodads, they're going to miss out on free money.

>>41102385
>tiktok
you do know that Tiktok "trends" die within literal hours?

>>41102433
the emo / scene revival has only been growing since 2020.

>>41102485
Maybe we should invent a claim the original dub of The Last Roundup is lost media, get the buzz going.

>>41102501
its not though, if you bought one of those dvds with like 5 random episodes in like 2012, it was released uncensored on them.

>>41102550
MLP is dead unless we embrace Twilight Sparkle marrying Sonic the Hedghehog.

>>41102629
I thought it was regular show


Celestia when a plastic bag in the wind blows into her

>>41093972
Wasn't it paper bag at first? Did she become stronger?

>>41094016
Weaker, paper has more density

I work on a horse farm. This is very accurate to how real horses are.

>>41093972
Celestia when the plan is just about to come together.

>>41093972
Can Celestia defeat the dreaded plastic rings?

>>41093972
I nearly got thrown from a horse when it got spooked by a plastic bag.

>>41093972
Celestia when there are pickles on her krabby patty

>>41093972
>>41094052
Lies.
Horses are fearless and IMMUNE to plastic bags.

>>41095153
cover her so she doesn't get cold?

>>41095438
this isn't even /mlp/ specific

>>41095438
>>41095491
And OP's post doesn't appear on this list. Epic fail.

>>41095755
The point is that it's the same type of bottom of the barrel recycled garbage.


You are going to submit to the next ponies at dawn album, aren't you, anon?

>>41094222
>C:\SoundsNShit\MyProjects\EDM(wOrc<wbr>hestra)\Trash\Attemp_2365.flp
>"Send this file?"
>"Ok"
Hell yeah!

>>41094222
>See new P@D album
>Can't recognize any artists' names
>Look them up
>Oh it's still the same people, just transitioned

>>41095911
There's Vul, BGM, Deavas, Algo at All, and EK if you count him
Probably some anonymous ones too


What does she knows?

What are the odds, if is true that Lyra is a CIA Equestria member, that celestia has let her enter the portal to the human realm?

>>41093947
real question is,
if she did have portal access would she get barbied or stay as pone?


you didn't think you'd get this far, did you?

>>41093931
Chris Cornell's got a special message for you:
https://youtu.be/HlQsC-o2y5c?si=v68<wbr>68PvdhiuiQc5Q&t=94

>>41093931
>The video is privated now
What happened to my big-ass pony kino?

>>41094722
do not fret
https://www.tamersarchive.com

>>41096215
yea they had a whole thread about it when it was teased

>>41094722
It's still there.
Did he private it for a couple of hours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaS<wbr>vMtqESpQ

>>41096398
May have had to remove copyrighted content
It has happened before

>>41096449
Oh, you're right. The ending song changed.

The world ends in two hours. Do you:
 a) Go to the Apple family farm for an incestuous orgy.
 b) Go to the Mexican restaurant with Pinkie and Purple. (You only have like twenty dollars though and there's no ATMs in Equestria, so you can't get that many beans.)

>>41096890
>(You only have like twenty dollars though and there's no ATMs in Equestria, so you can't get that many beans.)
whats the exchange rate from usd to the equestrian bit?
the answer will determine my answer

>>41096890
I'm going to Canterlot to RAPE a guardsmare.

>>41093931
Would you still love Rainbow Dash if she was this creature

>>41097424
I want to cum inside Potato Dash

>>41093931
>You're minding your own business when this creature waddles up to you, giving you a look that looks part pensive, part constipated
>It lifts a hoof and points it directly at your crotch
>"Tonight..ernf...you."
>It waddles off again

>>41097506
Oh well, horse pussy is horse pussy.

>>41097506
>giving you a look that looks part pensive, part constipated

>>41097283
>nooo you just can't go and do that to the royal guard!


>anon, come sit next to me *tap tap*

What do you do in this situation?

>>41094472
hide my boner, shuffle over, say hi, avoid eye contact and probably cum in my pants if she touches me

>>41094472
Sit down, and have a chat. Showing nervousness ruins it, and showing manlyness ruined it. Just be yourself and talk to her like a friend, if she wants you she'll come closer. It's that simple

>>41094472
It's impressive how the dysgenic redraw makes barbieshit even more rancid

>>41094472
I read this as
>Anon come sit on my lap lap

>>41094514
don't use words you don't understand the meaning of

>>41094472
>"Hey, Anon."
>You look up at from glaring at your ham, ham, and ham sandwich.
>It doesn't look like anyone in the cafeteria is looking your way, so you resume glaring.
>"Hey."
>Look up again, and notice Fluttershy over on the next table.
>She bobs her eyebrows at you and smiles flirtatiously.
>"Anon, come sit next to me, asterisk tap tap asterisk."
>She winks.
>You stare blankly.
>Stare some more.
>Then resume glaring at your sandwich.

Oh that Fluttershy. She's got rizz coming out of her ears.

>>41095137
I don't even know what you're talking about, and yet I agree with you.
Confident Fluttershy could rule the world if she wanted to. But she'll never get over her curse. She falls in love too easily. Every person she sees that's glaring at a ham sandwich, she falls in love with them.

>>41096445
Flutters, that bobcat was justified for killing that yearling

>>41094472
I'm not a dog to walk on command, Shy.
Make me.

>>41095477
don't use words you don't understand the meaning of

>>41094479
oh ok. nobody ever wanted me then. gonna go fucking shoot myself now

>>41094472
sit next to her but what to do next?

>>41097489
pass me the gun after you're done

>>41094491
What if Fluttershy <s>was a valkyrie?</s>

>>41098817
it's okay, anon, women aren't real

>>41095137
the ol classic asterisk line that one always seals the deal

>>41094472
Sure why not? *proceeds to sit next too the seductive yellow quiet girl*

>>41094472
>fart really loudly
>sprint away as fast as I can out of embarassment


ITT: we post mares and say their names over and over again. Sexual onomatopeic noises are allowed, but definitely not encouraged

I’ll start:

sea swirl is a very pretty mare. she is a very cute pone who can’t afford dresses, and i sometimes call her SiSi for short. sea swirl is an über great and swell mare with 2 dolphins for a cutie mark, she knows a whole lot about marine biology! I really like sea swirl. I want to strap a saddle to Sea Swirl and ride her up and down the beach while she tells me cool facts about sea creatures. She’s so great, bros. I love Sea Swirl

>>41094465
Berry is a very merry berry mare. I can barely describe how berryful she is. She is lovely and snuggly and berry berry pretty. I love Berry, and I'd marry and share-y my life with her.


>>41094516
twilight and i wrestling each other's tongues while we both try to rim celestia's ponut

>>41094589
Hey, what could we do? It was stillborn.

>>41094589
>shit artstyle
Still the only project that was finished

>>41094589
>shit art style
not that i disagree but god pokehidden's art is fucking hideous, what the fuck is wrong with fluttershy's face

>>41094742
not pokehidden, intentionally drawn to make her look tired

>41094494
SummerTime saga is a well known porn game.

Mlp doesn't have that many well known porn games.
There's like 3 main ones?
Pony waifu sim is a newer one (And I don't think is simple enough gameplay)
But the old classic choice is well known.
And since you say summertime saga, I assume you mean old classic? And well known.

Although my pony waifu sim was made 2 years ago and still gets updates.
(although updates haven't been for about 10 months now, maybe in 3 more months we will know if it's dead?)
 So, It could be that?

>>41094589
It's good for speedrunning autism

>>41095135
10 months ago?

Pony Waifu Sim last updated back in January, and they just recently posted that RD animation that some autistic Dashfag keeps spamming.


How large are pony ponuts? What do they feel like, what do they taste like? Are they super elastic or are they very firm? What is their texture like? Do ponies like to put sprinkles on them?

>>41094504
They obviously taste like candy and have a texture of sugar, glucose syrup, ganache and butter cream.

rainbow dash be a dyke pony - eat candy vag.png


Is anypony else in ponyspace rn??
>/////<

i wish i was retarded or schizophrenic enough to be

im inside a pony rn<br>5.1 inches deep to be specific...heheh...


Will you and Twilight be good parents to Spike?


That one Greentext/Fic

>>41094515
this one and apparently its being continued
https://ponepaste.org/7834

/r/

there was this one slave pony story where the guy gets cucked by the pony and it was only then I understood the entire thing was just a giant cuck fetish story and how much time i wasted reading it. i think the pony was like 'we could never have been a thing because when we first met i sucked your dick and you didn't stop me so basically rape' fuck you red sky shit ass story

Anonymous

>>41094519
still waiting also
REALLY hope it wasn't just some anon larping

>>41094978
>le child...has le cancer!!
womp womp.

https://ponepaste.org/3660
>/"Well, think about it. You're a gardener by cutie mark, but you're stuck working some office job you hate."
>/"But one day, a big, scary monster drops out of the sky and blows up your home. Almost immediately, he gets caught up in crimes and drugs, turns into a total lowlife."
"Yeah, I know what I did."
>/"But did you ever ask yourself, what reason could a well-off mare possibly have for running off with someone like that?"

the very first mlp fanfic I ever read, forgot its name but it was about RD being depressed about not having parents (written during S1 or 2) and AJ comforting her, it was very mellow and cute, despite the sadness.

>>41095052 it seems shallow but these kind of stories emphasize that you have to live in the here and now, enjoy every moment, because you soon will die.

>>41095110
>you soon will die
Are you threatening me, Master Anon?

It's called Twilight is Sick. It's poorly written and just ends abruptly but it was the best description of depression I've ever heard, and I may never have realized something's wrong with me if I didn't read it.

>>41095467
I felt that.

https://poneb.in/u/Balrune
House guest Trixie. It's not all depressing but some of what Trixie went through made me feel.
Bonus points for it not being completed.

>>41095599
another trixie story that made me feel depressed for a good week
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/53<wbr>2898/final-performance

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/39<wbr>1213/the-process<br>This story broke me for a while after I read it. Starts off as body horror and somehow becomes incredibly wholesome by the end. Apparently the sequel has been written and is finished for over a year but the author wont post it due to the cover art not being done. I'm livid.

>>41094515
<s>Do the autistic stories I come up with in my head count?</s>

The End of the Universe got me pretty good (original, not the sequel)
I haven't read that many greens or fanfics, though.

>>41095467
Recently finished this, calling it "an experience" certainly fits.

>>41095136
Just read this. It's something for sure.

>>41096005
Only if you share them with us in as much detail as you can muster

>>41095599
The fact this Anon wrote a Rarity one and a Trixie one makes me excited I'm in for some top tier patrician taste shit.

>>41096104
End of the universe by ____? I cant find

>>41096123
I saw you in both threads and I'm lmao trying to decode your autism

>>41096122
https://poneb.in/u/JazzTeeth
Somehow the first chapter got jannied off pastebin after I last looked it up for someone earlier this year lel. The original is the first couple chapters, you'll know when it's over. Sequel isn't bad so you can keep reading but it doesn't hit the same (also it's super long and wordy).

https://poneb.in/cje1Q1us
This one moved me. They way it explores the effects of time on attachment and change hits deep in a spot that I never really see explored much. Maud betrays herself but only change and time are to blame. Even if one wishes they could, no one can help how they feel.
>>41096104
The segment where they try to go back in time and only succeed in interacting with fleeting glimpses of the past was beautiful. The sequel (I'm assuming you mean the parts after <s>Celly turns into a sun</s>) was very good as well, but yeah, the tone was a bit different.
>>41095467
BP made me feel but the entire thing just felt extremely cheap once the afterglow faded. Like the literary equivalent to a kick in the balls, a cheap shot.

>>41094520
I know the story you're talking about. I didn't see it that way at all. If you don't realize that both of them were sort of fucked up people then I don't know what to tell you.

>>41094515
Some people might say that it's just sadness bait but Life is a Lemon. That hurt me.

>>41096171
fuck you nigger, that hurt. that hurt a lot

>>41096164
You’re going to have to break out the master cipher to get into my retardation.

>>41095118
Memento Mori. Its a good concept to understand and keep in your heart. I don't think that anon was meaning it as a threat.

>>41095099
Based ending, this got me good

>>41096171
Bumping to remind myself to read this tomorrow


What type of music do ponies make? What kinds of sounds do they consider music?

I WANT ACTION TONIGHT, SATISFACTION ALL NIGHT.jpg

>>41094756
> neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh

What a dumb thread. Ponies are canonically shown to use instruments which require explicit finger dexterity, like the keyed piano, or the stringed guitar, even the open holed flute.

This can only be explained away that they have passive magic which allows their hooves to extend invisible tendrils used for individual dexterity a la Veggie Tales logic.

As such, their ability for music-making and subsequent appreciation for it is akin to humans. No different.

>>41094756
Anyone else ever fantasize about going to Equestria and playing ponies music from Earth? Kinda like that movie from a few years ago where some pajeet with a guitar goes to an alternate universe where the Beatles never existed

>>41094763
>what kind of music do ponies like?
>duh, pony music
Very specific thank you

>>41094786
>>duh, pony music
*human music.

You're welcum.

>>41094763
> tendrils
Why did you have to remind me of *that* hoof tendrils picture?

>>41094756
They make music by eating beans wink wink

>>41094756
Bird chriping, wind breezing, leaves rustling and the occasional neigh

>>41094763
Who's to say the string instruments aren't special open tunings? Who's to say the pianos aren't modified for hooves?

>>41094763
https://youtu.be/C4yzK8bZ4qw?t=5
Notice the large piano keys, and spacing of the harp strings

>>41094756
Their music is fairly consistent with, let's say the time after the Civil War and before World War II. Pinkie seems to be a fan of polka music. The fact that they have pianos is significant. We get the pseudo-ragtime "You Got to Share, You Got to Care". I want to focus specifically on the musical numbers that ponies seem to react to or acknowledge after they end. This song is heard by the Mane 6, which is really just like an old-school showtune. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le2<wbr>dqKQF0IY The Pony Tones' groovey style of acapella later in that episode is kind of an outlier for this time period, though. Besides that, you get raves and dance parties with LED's and disco balls. Usually DJ-Pon3 is there, who is a unicorn so the tech probably runs on magic. So it's safe to assume this style of music is extremely rare in Equestria, and really DJ-Pon3 is the only one who has the talent to create EDM. Similar to how Fluttershy somehow teaches birds to sing in a choir. They also play this on a record player during Gummy's birthday party https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzs<wbr>IA2exGuw which has synths. Although, who's to say the ponies used synths on the recording? As far as formal music, which ponies may not necessarily enjoy that much, we get Octavia's chamber orchestra, choirs, fanfare. That's just from what I can remember. Hope this helps

>>41095382
Oh and the CMC of course. Sweetie's take on Hush Now Quiet Now is based on black gospel, and the CMC theme song from the talent show is a parody of 80's glam metal

>>41094756
The sound of water dripping, bass-boosted out the ass.

>>41094761
>Neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha
>I'm 20% neigha
>Neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha
>I'm 40% neigha! (background: "The neighing's been doubled!")
>Neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha
>why do guards hate neigha's?
>Neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha
>They hate us 'cause our plots is bigga!


They knew what they were doing with the slavery plot

>>41094935
wtf?! let the mare breathe air!!

still can't believe that they made lyra take yeti cock


>>41094628
Yech, close it shut already. The crust dust is getting everywhere

>>41094628
dashie unf plap plap pla unf dashie plap unf im gonna make cummy unf dashie dashie plap

>>41094628
plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

>>41095789
unf dashy plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap unf unf unf dashie dashie plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

I want to rape dashie. I want her to cry while i take her virginity and i want her to scream after i cum inside her. I want her to sit alone in her room sobbing about how she will never be pure. I want her to kill herself 3 months afterwards.

>>41095789
I don't know - because he's um... BASED?

>>41095789
oooooughhh dashie SEX!

da shi
e

>>41096288
>Damn I did NOT wake up this morning thinking I would become a brony today. It's not my fault man, I didn't plan for it nor consent to it. I guess it just happens to unsuspecting individuals like myself. I'm a victim.
>Why is that hot wtf? I wanna see the rest of the vid now. lowkey i might have to investigate similar content
>new fetish unlocked
>Ima keep it a buck, I went straight to google after this
>I get more chubbed with bronny thanI i DO TO AMOROUNTH
>I GOT A CHUB
kek, almost 14 years and people are still having their sexual awakenings to pony in exactly the same way.

>>41096752
i love that fucking horse so damn much

>>41098105
Dashie is cutest and hottest pony how does she do it

>>41094628
I am going to thrust my dick so deep into her crusty hole

>>41099091
unf dashie's pussy tickle me and make me shoot cummies in dashie plap plap plap unf

>>41094628
dashie is getting plapped unf

>>41100408
dashie loves to have sex with me unf

>>41101333
Waiter, I'll have your finest dashie plap plap plap unf dashie cummies plap plap plap thread, please

>>41101333
>>41101967
Umm, I'll have what they're having

theres was an black and white animation about dashie having sex and all the ponies in 10 km radius going ooohhhh raiiiinbow daaaash, anyone knows it?

>>41094628
Yeah, you would probably fuck a muppet too, wouldn't you.

Stack 3 pillows and blanket like this
>pillow
>pillow
>blanket
>pillow
And have the pillows longways. Then wrap the blanket around your dick and shove it between pillows. Dont use a towel, it will burn your skin. I love to do this and imagine dashie and flutters and pinkie and trixie unf

>>41105118
Oh and rarity too of course
>RAVISH me, darling! RAVISH me!!!


Bronies really look at this and think >ooh sexy

>>41095037 I imagine this being me, having asked TS to transform me into a cute filly.

>>41095037
This image looks like she's a normal sized mare, sitting on a green ass-shaped couch

>>41095037
>>41095075
what is wrong with your enter keys?

>>41095037
shrink the ass size and remove the homosexual implications and yeah

>>41095037
No I don't, because Czu, EbonyBlow, W*lost, and their whole circlejerk are all steaming turds.

>>41095037
>AIslop
no one thinks this is sexy

>>41095726
>saging retard
How sad is your pathetic life to do this every day on a pony board?

>>41095289 starting a new line after the reply post number serves no purpose and wastes vertical space

>>41095732
>Ablooabloo my low quality thread was saged!?
cry about it aitranny

>>41095785
That's not AI, you absolute retard.
https://derpibooru.org/images/33668<wbr>96?q=artist%3Aczu
Thank you again for proving your low IQ.

>>41095726
aislop would be better then anything czu shits out his faggot ass

>>41095816
>Look ma I can draw over aislop
Not fooling anyone dumbshit.

>>41095204
twily needs to lay off the hayburgers

>>41095037
>Czu's shit art
>Ebony's shit stories
>Anontranny shit
>fetish shit
It's shit

>>41095037
AIslop or shitty artist? Who knows? Who cares?

Ebony has the best prose and writing of any Fimfic author.

>>41096879
wasn’t his entire mare fair panel about him not being good at writing and encouraging people to just have fun and try writing

>>41096918
I don't know, i never seen that
>Ebronyglow

>>41096957
it wasnt even bait, it was a straight up joke

>>41096918
>wasn’t his entire mare fair panel about him not being good at writing
I wouldn't be surprised, the faggot baits for compliments like his fucking life depends on it.
>i-i'm not a good writer guys....
>haha, n-no i'm not just saying that so everyone replies noooo you totally areeee
>haha...

>>41097582
I mean I attended the panel and it didn’t seem that way

>>41097586
Either way he acts like that online, it's annoying as fuck.

>>41096856
>Tail coming out of left ass cheek
100%aislop, czu is good enough to not make these kind of retarded mistakes on his own.

>>41095762
Oh god I hope that doesn't catch up as the new stupid gimmick somewhere
I guess it's not as bad as not replying at all, at least

>>41096348
Czu and his art are the sovl of this board

>>41097965
no wonder this place is so shitty now

>>41095037
No, no I don't and I have nothing in common with bronies that do.

>>41096957
>low quality bat
Fuck, my sides

>>41099812
>>41099032
>last 2 posts are bumps
let it die. if a thread needs bumps it is because there is nothing more to say

what's with the welost/czu hate<br>i get the ebonyglow stuff but welost and czu seem like decent ponies to me

>>41095037
femanons turned into fillies...

>>41100065
Maybe they are fine people, maybe they aren't, but they use their technical skill in art to draw exaggerated fetish shit. Because they're technically skilled and their fetish isn't always immediately repulsive, it influences neutral coomers to go further down the rabbit hole of fetishism towards more and more extreme distasteful exaggeration. Nobody wants that, it's bad for the people with the fetish because their circle gets more niche and echo-chambery, it's bad for the health of the fandom because it pulls people away from the core of relatively normal people, it's bad for our image as more people produce fetish garbage, and it's just plain bad taste. Obviously those faggots are not the only artists who encourage this but they're central to the current biggest trend in that direction and any flak they get for it is well deserved.

>>41100103
>Maybe they are fine people
they are if they don't upload their waste to the Internet, therefore they are not.

>>41100103
>>41100158
Absolutely unhinged. I hate them because they're dicksucking circlejerking clique having elitist faggots who managed to launch ebonyblow to horsefame thanks to his sexual relationship with w*lost so that other creators now practically worship the fucker and give him free shit to get in the cliques good graces. If people followed your absolutely deranged perspectives it would starve the little creativity left of this fandom and cause it to die in no time.

>>41100065
I hate czu cause he's just the regular shitty fetish art under a pony skin. He draws diapers and stuff like that. I hate welost cause he seems to be going down the hyper sized asshole road, which always leads to artists drawing scat

>>41100213
do ebony and welost actually fuck or date
it always seemed like one or both were just trolling

>>41099818
most of the generals on this board are bumpfests.

>>41100556
Welost here, currently fucking ebony as i type this

>>41100065
/mlp/ having a fit over denying being furries again. czu/welost is paralleling an anthro art with the same huge asses

>>41100479
>he seems to be going down the hyper sized asshole road, which always leads to artists drawing scat
This x 1000 times me puking.

>>41100556
Ebony here, currently getting railed by welost (yes we're still at it)

>>41100213
Anon you don't understand, the dicksucking eletist faggot circlejerk clique is reinforced by the fetishism, and the fetishism is reinforced by the circlejerk. If you describe one, you describe the other.

>>41095037
What would happen if she farted

Oh boy this thread again? welost and aer0 zer0 both suck, weird massive asshole and cellulite covered ass cheeks

>>41101465
What's Welost's alt scat account?

>>41100479
>he's just the regular shitty fetish art under a pony skin
You could also say that this also falls into the "shitty fetish art" thing but his anatomy has steadily gotten worse and worse with time (oversized Aer0-tier asses, anatomy in general becoming more and more human-like), same with his faces.
Pic related is also by Czu but of one of his older drawings, I think this one alone looks better than his newer drawings

>>41101901
God, that doesn't even look like it was by the same artist

I love Welost, Czu, and Aer0 and I cannot lie

>>41102318
A couple more old drawings of his
https://ponerpics.org/images/236000<wbr>2
https://ponerpics.org/images/236000<wbr>3
https://ponerpics.org/images/234077<wbr>0 (NSFW)
https://ponerpics.org/images/256464<wbr>9 (NSFW)
https://ponerpics.org/images/238279<wbr>5 (Also NSFW, male)
https://ponerpics.org/images/249030<wbr>6
>God, that doesn't even look like it was by the same artist
Yeah no kidding


Let love be your compass, and tolerance your guiding star, for in their embrace lies the true path to harmony and enlightenment. Let not the differences divide, but rather let them be the colors that paint the tapestry of ponydom.

Okay so my group has a huge fundie problem. Is there something coming up? I need to leave the coast really soon.

>>41097054
>thread is on page 10
>still up
Were the jooncucks too busy goonering in the canterslut thread or some shit


>>41094843
Poor Sweetie. :'(
How did you get hurt? :O
My literal poor baby! ;-;
*opens arms for hugs*

>>41096054
T-T
*casts curaga*
*gives 200 Zeny*
*gives healing potion*


Sunny D, she poured this all over me. Delicious

>>41095373
What was Equestria's Crisis of the Third Century and how did Celestia deal with it?


>>41095200
It really is a brain tumor. I just watched a reaction to The Last Problem and someone in the comment section said that those trails of >picrel are meant to represent the bi flag

>>41095193
That's me! I'm a twisexual. I love Twilight so much!! Hehe...

>>41095211
Would the Royal Standard of Twilight really look like the bi flag?

>>41095200
>>41095202
>board allows eqg troons to have more threads
>suddenly flag propaganda everywhere

>>41095193
I identify you as foreveralone.

>>41095232
An open book, the lamp of knowledge, her cutie mark, and two ponies shaking hooves (making friends).

Yeah she's bisexual
Like bindersexual
Like book binders
Books
Get it

>>41095242
New flags?
(checks)
Still no Tree Hugger flag.
I am disappoint.

>>41095211
>and someone in the comment section
Let me guess... Jewtube?

>>41095200
>flags
>>41095202
>to troons
>>41095242
>to EQG
Godwin's law in action

>>41095242
>flag pony thread made
>"REEEEEEEEE IT'S THE EQG CHUDS!"
Did you forget to take your meds?

>>41095423
And the slope keeps getting more slippery.

>>41095433
>le slippery slope
None of the current EQG threads I've visited have flagshit in them. You're making a mountain out of a plateau.

>>41095242
Typical conspiracyjack. Big Mac won’t fuck you, I’m sorry but he’s with Breyburn.

>>41095423
>>41095448
As usual, they kneel and apologize on behalf of the barbie troons.

>>41095242
Don't look up what Faust said about Trixie.

>>41095242
>>>board allows eqg troons to have more threads
be the change, make more poni threads

>>41095538
he's already making them
you don't notice because they're shitposts

>>41095705
I'm curious, do you genuinely think there's only one shitposting twifag on the entire board or is "twisharter" more of a title for multiple people?

>>41095707
NTA, but I also think it's only one person (me)

>>41095242
The eqg troon is always in the back of anon's mind. Controlling his every thought and action. Little does anon know, hes the true eqg troon.

>>41095719
Pretty sure the eqg fags are the eqg troons, Anon.

>>41095193
>bixesual sparkle
>caring, helpful personality
>lots of friends
>helps people in need of her own volition
>>41095710
>trannxie
>annoying, selfish personality
>no friends
>tries to force people to do her will by acting coy
Makes sense, if I were in charge, Trixie would be turned to stone

>>41095211
>watched a reaction
kill yourself

Gee, it sure is deleted posts around here.

>>41095733
aid say that if you think about eqg every day that youre an eqg troon.

>>41095707
Twisharter is one Anon, Twitroon is another Anon

>>41095200
This. Even fucking knowing these flags on site should be a violation.

>>41097022
I disagree. Learning about weirdo’s and their lore has been a 4chan sample since the site started.

>>41097022
lmao on what grounds? take your meds

>>41097192
Please hurl yourself onto concrete at terminal velocity please, purely for being a faggot mass replier

>>41095193
>Someone makes a pun
>Retarded Amerifags herping and derping that it's biphobic
>Even more retarded Amerifags herping and derping that it's some kind of SJW shilling attempt
>some of them being homophobic
Gee. Friendship sure was magic, huh guys, be nice if you could actually be kind to each other now and then instead of stabbing each other in the back.

I never stabbed anyone in the back. I'm a /m/an of honour.


Will MLP ever be as popular as it was during FiM again?

>>41095018
Only if they pick up FiM again and begin releasing Season 10.

>>41095018
No. When the internet started getting bigger in ealry 2010s, more people are connected to lesser choices of interest. That's why mlp was huge.

More people liked mlp as there wasn't other fandoms to partake like recent (Hazbin, new fnaf, bluey etc). Kids now don't have a good experience with the internet, skibidi toilet cocomelon the whole thing.

What drove mlp to greatness was it's fun for everyone, and anyone who watched TV (The Hub) and the internet where the fandom thrived.

If mlp released today, it'll be frowned upon harder than before. (G5). And we'll be not a superfanbase, but just a regular normal "another" fandom.

More choices online means lesser single collective interest.

>>41095018
Yes, but only if you repeat the numbers in my post

>>41095030
That's not actually true. If handled correctly, MLP could take the global community within its entertainment niche by storm.
>If handled correctly
Which means Hasbro will never ever do it.

>>41095018
Probably not to the same level as FiM, but if Hasbro hired some decent writers and committed to an art style that was actually appealing I think it could be extremely popular again.
But this is Hasbro we're talking about so its never happening.

>>41095018
Probably not. The fandom was arguably lightning in a bottle with it being a combination of being made by the right people in the right way at the right period to gain traction online.

>>41095065
True. But then it'll probably be the next skibidi toilet or whatever kids are watching these days UNLESS the community will prove that it'll be special like quality animations, more cons (kek) and other huge projects.

Either we revive it and go big or go home with it being another dead meme in a week

>>41095087
Anyone who really think it was purely the show that brought the G4 hype have literal brainrot
It was a good show, but the stars were truly aligned for it to become so massive in 2010
And so to make it short: No, MLP will NEVER become as big or even nearly as big again
because that would require the internet to be like it was in 2010 again
And it couldn't be further from that now

>>41095030
>>41095095
This.
The internet will never be good again after it was formed into a place for normies by advertisors

>>41095095
>>41095103
Well there is always a small possibility that enough nerds will finally have enough and fuck off to the dark web to form new communities but that doesn't seem very likely.

>>41095103
ehh, its definitely true that the internet has changed for the worse but at least in my experience its always been about finding niche communities that are mostly disconnected from the current zeitgeist. I suppose it's just more difficult to find communities like that nowadays.

>>41095030
>More choices online means lesser single collective interest
What a retarded theorybrain take.
>Oh yea, basically like karmic mathematics and the ultimate way of the universe manifests it to be so...
>Trust me bro I'm friends with God
Literally the fandoms you name WITHIN YOUR OWN POST (Hazbin, Bluey, FNAF) have all blown up just as hard, if not harder, than FiM did in 2012 thus debunking your point. Why? Also, in 2012 there was Harry Potter, Twilight, Marvel/Avengers, LOTR, Superwholock, Pokemon, Sonic, Minecraft (which took place purely on the internet), countless other videogames, Homestuck (which also took place purely on the internet), Dangan Ropa, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, ATLA and Korra, the list goes on and fucking on. There aren't any more fucking choices today than there were then! God you are a such a fucking pseud and probably a zoomer who was like 3 when MLP:FiM started airing.

>>41095190
>Hazbin, Bluey
>bigger than g4
Lmao ok retard

>>41095208
>i have no reading comprehension
Spring break is over zoomer. Gtfo 4chan and finish your homework

>>41095190
>Bluey
>blown up just as hard, if not harder
>minecraft fandom

>>41095190
call me when any other fandom gets their own board. ponies clearly have a much wider influence even today. still spot many a mlp pfp in the wild, whenever i venture into normiespace

>>41095018
from my perspective i can see two big reasons it won't. #1 is that the show was meant for kids. it kept getting shittier and shittier because it's meant to sell toys, not to entertain adults. so people slowly went back to their furfag circles. #2 is that the phenomenon of the "fandom" has become normalized in the name of (((profits))). something like bronies; infamous for its giga autists and unironic horsefuckers is difficult to sanitize for normies. not to mention the general creepiness of grown men watching little girls' shows. current culture is especially reactionary about pedophilia or anything that can be misconstrued as such. probably has to do with fears around online grooming and the darkweb, womens' fear of aging, and stereotypes about the slippery slope from homosexuality to pedophilia.
>>41095190
youre clearly out of touch, but still youre 100% correct to say first reply is talking out of his ass

>>41095018
One answer, two words:
Creative Commons.

>>41095018
No, there simply wasn't enough care put into G5.

Maybe G6 will be better

Say what you want about Faust but she had a vision for success and making the MCs act less girly was one of the most important choices they took during production.

https://imgur.com/a/mlp-bible-ecZPp<wbr>

I can see a young boy watching G4, yet I can't for the life of me imagine a boy watching G5.
Even the "male" member of the main cast acts like a little bitch compared to the female cast.
The main pegasi characters in G5 suck, you have Zipp who... exists I guess and then you have Pipp who's entire existence is centered around being a fucking streamer

>>41095245
It kept getting worse because Hasbro is cheap when it comes to retaining loyal writers, not that they won't entertain adults. As much as the new writers refused to do their homework, the show never changed in tone. In fact, the loss of "Dear Princess Celestia" was a shift away from mandated children's lessons, and there was a push for more "epic" stories since season 4.

>>41095217
>>41095280
to be fair the bluey "fandom" is merely an attempt to rehash the "le grownups watching le baby show?!" narrative of the mlp fandom. the only reason it's not as big as mlp is because of how forced it is. so even if the bluey fandom isn't as big, it's still a testament to the power still lying dormant in the mlp franchise if only hasbro and <s>all (You) degenerates</s> would get their shit together. <s>not that i myself would be interested in an mlp fandom without any r34, im just saying that's what it would take with the current paradigm of "fandom"</s>

>>41095245
G5 has literal constant catering to the general fandom baked in, but the same thing that stopped them from just reusing most of FiM is why the story never got any effort.
Hasbro has not been subtle in treating G5 as second class right after the movie. The rest of it feels like a skeletal outline they had.
G4 has been treated as a semi active brand through this entire gen. G5 is treated worse than most mid gen gimmicks for MLP ever were, sure its longer; but considering their original goal is getting unlocked march next year...
Well, the abnormal length probably ain't cause it was over performing I'll say that much.
This is a gen where they literally sold a cameo character for most of the merch line repeatedly because she was the main character of the last and most iconic one.

I'd argue something like watching MLP is almost normal in the current climate; not more risky.
Its not just corps that did it, its no longer new; we have a sizable chunk of people who straight up just grew up with this around.
People may note and cry about grooming a tad more but its literally screaming into the void on average. Literally what community have you seen that dies from this?

>>41095217
You've already proven yourself to be too retarded to be taken seriously by unironically implying Minecraft doesn't have a fandom, but I'll bite.

>>41095300
Try finding the views of every ten year old fan upload taken down. That was the norm then, not that you'd know.

>>41095358
>That was the norm then
So then you concede that Bluey has blown up just as much as MLPFiM, and that my point still stands. Glad we cleared up that confusion then :)

>>41095432
Not seeing any fan uploads, just corpo links uploaded in the last few years. Ipad kid moment.

Part of it is that the internet was for fun back then, and normies had real lives. Now normies are as turbo on-line as anyone else these days. Way different internet.

>>41095446
How many views did the fan uploads get, AJnigger? That's the only relevant question here.

>>41095292
>the only reason it's not as big as mlp is because of how forced it is
Lol yeah, the Bluey fandom would be fucking roaring if it didn't get spammed so hard Hiro had to completely ban it from the site.

>>41095611
>the magnitude of a fandom is measured solely by how much it gets spammed on the dead imageboard 4chan

>>41095642
Okay then, why don't we try how many people attended the biggest Bluey convention?

>>41095644
>only adults who can attend conventions can be part of a fandom

>>41095611
>>41095644
this is a pointless red herring because to say that because other fandoms existing limits a given fandom's size is a total ass pull.

>>41095674
What the fuck does this even mean? Am i having a stroke?

>>41095018
Without the original voices? Hell no. However, luckily we have Ai, so technically, we can do it forever. As I pray... UNLIMITED PONY WORKS!!!
https://youtu.be/TVUL21MqSFA
https://youtu.be/QWdZ0KDY18o

>>41095809
Okay. Admittedly that one was pretty bad. However there are better.
https://youtu.be/QLGlrY7cooY

>>41095824
Waaaaay better.
https://youtu.be/WmgzXvjKDSY

>>41095018
Hasbro tried their hardest to kill the fandom by doing things like shutting down the fighting game.

>>41095030
Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss are garbage groomer slop and the exact opposite of MLP. MLP promotes virtues (eoh) while the other 2 directly have episodes speaking out against virtues.

MLP got big because the communtiy was annoying and it made people check out the show to make fun of it, but it was actually good.

>>41095243
Of the fandoms that anon mentioned, Pokemon does have its own board.

>>41095018
Probably not, Hasbro is run by moronic Cocks.

>>41095020
>Season 10
Habershit will never be popular. Even EqD normalfags got bored of it. The only way it could work is making a slice of life G4 spin-off loosely based on middle seasons of FiM with good art style.

>>41096029
then why does everyone talk about <s>The last problem and its continuity/canoncity f no one really/truly cares?</s>

>>41096029
Surely that is possible? With faithful and high quality animations being cheap to produce nowadays, such that even the most obscure video games and old retro cartoons are getting highly praised style-consistent cartoon miniseries, surely a FiM throwback cartoon is within the realm of the attainable? What is holding Hasbro back?

>>41096799
It's not just that, but animators who grew up with FiM are now entering the workforce. That plays a role in these throwback cartoons coming into existence.

>>41096799
They're in a contract with the hub till march of next year for "broadcasting ownership" of the later FiM seasons.
There's a reason why Hasbro is still consistently promoting gen 4 everywhere but animation; there literally was something stopping them from doing it.

From the toyline to their branding; gen 4 literally never left the whole way through gen 5. This entire gen was drawn out experience waiting to have full broadcasting rights again so they can use them without massive fees.
It was obviously outside factors making them pivot from the version of the brand that truely entered the public zeitgeist. Because they quite literally on swapped on the animation front last minute and everything else clashes heavily as a result.

Whether or not them using gen 4 means they'll put effort in it at this point is a different point but hey. They were trying during that initial point which was largely made as a reboot with the same cast and not a full brand switch up like now.

>>41095018
It will be once I make it the global state-mandated religion.

>>41095280
Bluey hasn't had its writers replaced with people who hate its characters and world.

>>41095300
hahahaha. now sort letupita's channel by most views and have your mind blown, faggot.

>>41096029
>a slice of life G4 spin-off loosely based on middle seasons of FiM with good art style.
That would never happen. I mean, interquel retcons aren't unprecedented (for example, the Halloween franchise has many of those, and Red vs Blue just did one), but that would never happen for a kid's cartoon. The best we could hope for is a slice of life reboot. Like Pony Life except actually good.

>>41095018
This show gives me extremely weird sense of nostalgia. You see, I only started at large interacting with the fandom around 2023, although I was aware of the shows existence as it was ongoing. However, I still feel a deep sense of nostalgia for the show, as if I had been with it through all these years. Even more bizarrely sometimes my sense of time is even longer than the actual time the show itself ran. Whenever I think of the moment when the Cutiemark Crusaders got their Cutiemarks, I feel like a wait of over a decade was finally over. I suspect the reason for my feelings is that I am nostalgic for the general art style that the show followed, and that I probably absorbed quite a lot of pony content simply by using the internet.

mlp can be really good again
but g4 as popular as it was at the time of its release i dont see it happening
internet was a lot different back then
heck rule 34 was shown on tv once thats how big g4 was

>>41095018
Yes. But after FiM is reinstated and we get 15 seasons, the dimensional merge between c-197 and 1218 will happen, and mlp will be a live action reality show instead of a cartoon.

>>41096029
>middle seasons of FiM
You failed at stage zero.

>>41098232
Hasbro will never undo wings, don't kid yourself.

Went to Target last week, saw one g4 toy...

>>41098191
>heck rule 34 was shown on tv once thats how big g4 was
when?

pony becoming 'the big thing' again is the biggest monkeys paw of all time. it better not.

No cartoon show fandom will ever be as popular as MLP:FIM was. Same thing happened to WoW back in 2005. Conditions were perfect for good product to get unparalleled traction and become cultural phenomenon of the era. Sure, there will be cartoons with higher popularity (in absolute numbers) than FIM eventually since there are more people online now, but it won't feel as omnipresent and all-encompassing as FIM

>>41095018
Maybe, but it has to fall into obscurity first. Good things don't manifest in noisy places.
>>41095030
>>41095095
Same goes for the internets. Normies, commerceheads and the rest of this annoying biowaste are going to abandon it after one or two more dotcom crushes, and then it may become good again like it was in the 90s. NB: not "in 2011". The internet was about the same from today, that is to say, utter shit, in 2011. What the fuck is wrong with some anons here thinking the internet has changed in the last ten years? It's so fucking retarded. 2011 was about social media, search bubbles, mass surveillance and youtube, just like today. The only significant difference I can think of are cloudfleas everywhere. Webmasters in 2011 were retarded but even they knew better than knowingly enabling a global scale MITM operation.

>>41100043
>there will be cartoons with higher popularity

(X) Doubt

Adjusted for total online population, FiM was orders of magnitude larger than any cartoon ever was since.

leaving my footprint in the sand. i was watching the jenny nicholson video on bronycon and it made me remember how fucking awful /b/ was when the mlp stuff first started, and how they banned your sick filth, and then you guys actually got a board, and i wanted to see if the board was still active and man it's really dead here. clop in hell, or whatever.

The joy of seeing a G4 product, even if it's a bootleg. Still, at least it's G4

>>41101072
>there will be cartoons with higher popularity (in absolute numbers) than FIM eventually
I made clarification for people like you. In 50 years there will be more people online than currently live on earth. It is inevitable that in ABSOLUTE NUMBER OF FANS some future media will be more popular

>>41095243
Pokemon, Nazis, troons, wrestling, and cunny all have dedicated boards for their fandoms. Basedjaks used to until the trannies had a meltdown.

>>41100141
How have I not known this holy kek

>>41095243
>The magnitude of a fandom is measured by whether or not it has its own 4chan board

>>41095190
FNAF is the only thing you just mentioned that I would say maybe to. Hazbin? It's big, but not FiM big. FiM was fuckign everywhere man, on every corner of the globe, and with dedicated fan conventions, websites, communities, etc. There's a fucking microchip installed on the ISS with Princess Luna's face on it.

>>41095190
>gets mad and calls someone a zoomer
Like clockwork

>>41095049
This is one area the Faustfag is immune from. We have no delusions that the show will happy accident to what it was in the beginning.

>>41095103
>The internet will never be good again after it was formed into a place for normies by advertisors
This. It's becoming TV 2.0 in so many ways. God damnit why.

>>41095217
>not shown in pic, my dick inside AJ

>>41095266
In fairness, Spike was feminist comic relief. The male taking the brunt of abuse, women in charge, etc.

>>41095266
Correct this is why the show was so successful. Almost all the characters are women, and almost nothing about the show is girly other than rarity.

>picrel
KEK.
>>41101851
Not really. He's a little brother type character, not a feminist comic relief.

>>41095018
G4 was the perfect storm, a unicorn if you will. It was a phenomenon that came at a time when the internet was becoming truly global, memes lasted for years, and people were generally pretty happy. In that way it almost felt like a farewell party for the innocence of the internet, though we didn’t know it then. That said, MLP still has the potential to be incredible and is actually picking up in popularity again as of late, so it’s not all bad. I truly believe that a new FiM-style show has the potential to take the world by storm just like before, as long as it’s handled well.

>>41095018
No, both because the sheer mass of extra fans will never be met but because Hasbro has continuously been more and more incompetent as time goes on.

>>41101851
Nah, this is just your repressed fetish you're projecting. Spike is explicitly said to be a baby, which is why the ponies are in charge of him.

>>41102836
Hasbro never was competent. Luckily for us their competence is irrelevant.

>>41102838
Cope. He's Twilight's servant and that is explicit in the show. And he constantly was the butt of jokes. You are coping hard.

>>41103090
You should stop reading twitter. Delete your account, never click on twitter urls, never open twitter screencaps. It's incredible how everything suddenly becomes sane once you do this.

>>41095018
No. It's over. We're not getting soul of that caliber ever again.

BADASS Anonymage

>>41095018
Yes, but it will require two words: fluffy ponies

Anonymous

>>41095018
Anything is possible
I want to believe

>>41103090
>Le hekcin feminazis are being le mean to my heckin baby dragon aaaaaa
Holy shit is it 2014 again? Twilight and literally every other character are also constantly the butt of jokes you schizo.

>>41102861
Her name is not Buttershy. It's Fuckershit.

>>41103320
How’s what going? If you mean in terms of resurgence I’m happy to say I’ve been seeing more little fan animations and artwork recently than in the last couple years. I’m hoping there are some big projects in the works that’ll reel more people in and get them talking about pones again. If TF2 can do it, we certainly can too.

>>41096799
It will never be worth the money it takes to produce, after 10 years of decline you think you retards would understand the moneysink of F*M