He should have been the sixth cast member. He completes the group dynamics.

>>41005765
Built for getting dommed by Izzy

>>41005765
I want him to be pegged by Zipp while his mom watches.

Agreed, more Sprout would've helped. What comes to mind is the awkward total agreement between the mane 5 in episode 1 of MYM before Posey rips them for bringing magic back.
> Thank hoofness for magic!
> Oh yeah~!
> Definitely.
> Fo sho
re-watching it, I guess Hitch was spared having a speaking role there. But having a bit of pushback of the hugboxing would've been way better than adding Misty FOR SURE

errrm excuse me??! <br>he was literally drumpf! i cant have that! ill do something you wont like! ill report you to the admins! (admins deserve respect!!)

>>41006204
Honestly, I think this is the reason he was shuffled out. They wanted to use him as their heckin drumpf stand in and were afraid that Sprout would become popular instead of hated so they just buried the character.

>>41006319
i liked his as the heckin drumpf. hes cute and has nice colors

>>41005765
He isn't part of the mane 6 because he has a restraining order against Izzy because she kept breaking into his apartment and sniffing his clothes.

>>41006559
>>41006042
God I wish I was Sprout

I also agree they would make a qt pair but fuck it, far too late now Sprout was totally wasted

Sprout had way more potential than Misty
>Colorwise, foils the m5
>Is lazy, unlike Zipp
>Insecure, unlike Pipp
>Not admired, like Hitch
>Doesn't stand up for his own ideals, unlike Sunny
>Isn't creative like Izzy
But no, we have to get the DEI pony instead that just sobs all the time and doesn't really add anything to the group's dynamic, doesn't earn anything she gets, and is there probably because one of the producers of g5 is self-inserting as Misty or using her as wish fulfilment.
Misty scratches off all the checkmarks for lazy girl's wish fulfilment and changeling fantasies
>Has a mean stepmom, but has a real dad that loves her. This father is dating a queen so when they get married she'll be a princess
>Has shown 0 interest in reading or anything academic, all she's done is carry out Opaline's orders. Is somehow this incredible magical prodigy that Alicorn heaven has chosen, making her the biggest snowflake unicorn of g5
>Had immediate, unconditional love from everyone that she meets besides Opaline who we're supposed to hate anyway. Even when she kidnaps a dragon and is an accessory to attempted murder, even when she gets her friends imprisoned for her own selfish desires, everyone is fine with her and they all still love her
Also, I just realized something. Misty's butterfly cutiemark is supposed to represent transformation or potential. That's just a shitty copying of Sprout's cutiemark, right? I get the impression that Sprout's cutiemark was that he had the potential to grow and develop. And Misty's is that she can transform herself.

Misty also copies Sprout's toxic relationship with your mother schtick.

>>41005765
He should have been the reoccurring comic-relief villain alongside Posey. Ken Jeong is really funny.

>>41007297
g5 would've been stronger if instead of insisting on a hackneyed m6 approach, the m5 just dealt with recurring guest ponies instead.

>>41007250
You forgot
>Unlike the others, Misty doesn't fuck and cum
Now Sprout absolutely gets to fuck and cum

>>41006126
>>41006319
Why did they just forget that Sprout was doing what Maretime was asking for him to do? He definitely went overboard but you could’ve had a legitimately kino scene of Maretime Bay hanging up on him about what he did, and Sunny being the first one to jump to his defense about how they encouraged him at first and tell them they were culpable in his mecha attack.
Why can’t you have a good plot point and a good moral lesson in your edutainment show? Why can’t we have nice things?

>>41007250
>Misty will transform chud.
She will go from Miss T to Mr. T and start pitying fools.

See I got my cutie mark so who wants a turn.png

>>41007250
>the DEI pony
Huh? what does that mean

>>41006552
I liked his mama's boy Napoleonic personality too, it's funny and has room for growth

>>41007326
Amen, it didn't take a rocket scientist (or Shakespeare?) to put that together. It's like the whole media industry is morally bankrupt for some reason and it can't help but show. That would've been a great lesson, oh well

>>41008037
Sprout was already small, the disparity between the two is enormous

>>41005765
Usually I hate it but I think the hugbox dynamic works best for MYM. Sprout is just annoying because he has a nasty attitude but it has to stay TV-Y

>>41007326
That would've been very cute, shown Sunny is the bigger mare, upholds justice and truth above pretty rivalries, AND they are literally childhood friends she totally would reach out and want to help Sprout and help mend his friendship with Hitch

...And Hitch wouldn't be totally shackled to the fucking awful cringe dragon. God Sprout being neglected was really bad for both of their characters g5 truly is wasted potential: the show

>>41008759
Hitch would've developed into a far more interesting character if he was tard-wrangling Sprout and not being turned into the dragon dad

>>41007326
That's how scapegoating works. Why would society own up to being a piece of shit when you can just claim someone made you do bad things and everything is their fault.

At leas the people that made ang changed the ending where Izzy bullied Sprout with magic.

>>41006029
Well I liked that one where the movie ended with him accidentally killing his mother.

>>41009475
The lesson would have been that scapegoats don’t absolve you of personal responsibility for choosing to go along with it. Especially after said scapegoat already served his sentence

I think what I would have done, with the benefit of hindsight, would be to split Zipp's role between Sunny and Sprout. Sunny was the ace detective in the movie, so it's weird she doesn't reprise that role in the series <s>probably only didn't because Zipp's VA is more famous</s>. Sunny is too optimistic and trusting so you'd have Sprout there to be suspicious of Misty. Every pony else thinks he's just racist, causing conflicts.

>>41012020
Would've been great. But I think you're onto something here. I think the fact that Sunny's VA is more obscure got her screwed over by Zipp and Misty being voiced by more famous people

Misty was so annoying today in tyt, makes me miss Sprout even more

>>41013569
Excuse you, I prefer my Sprouts uncut.

>>41014089
Who knows what Phyllis did to him

>>41006319
I thought they wanted to double down on the girl demo

>>41005765
He doesn't "complete" a group just for being the opposite of everyone, it's about complementing and fitting in the group which he does not at all. He's just fine as a re-occurring antagonist, they're just not using him very often for whatever reasons.

>>41014894
There shouldn't be a m6, Misty doesn't add anything either

>>41016501
stop posting this stupid misty image I hate that she's actually cute in it

>>41007326
The law is the law and Sprout was directly guilty of reckless endangerment at the least.

>>41016886
He was also given multiple chances to stop

>>41016886
>>41017201
He just got done serving his sentence. Hounding Sprout’s ass over the one violent crime that he served his time for won’t get you a promotion

>>41008322
Explain posey's popularity then

>>41016663
The writers spiritually castrated him

>>41017265
It's true he served his sentence, and justice has been fulfilled. The initial post was claiming he isn't fully culpable for the crimes he clearly committed.

>>41005765
Thumbnail looks like he's resting on Pipp

>>41018646
No, the townsponies were equally culpable in giving him the power to act on his decisions. Much like how an enabler is as equally responsible as the addict in perpetually doing wrong

>>41019307
I'd just settle for Phyllis getting chewed out, but she gets off scot-free! Even though she was acting like a bitch for decades and making the ponies of the maretime bay paranoid and afraid.

>>41019800
She also passed the buck onto her son as if she wasn't a major problem to begin with.

>>41020128
And encouraged him going out of control until the last moment

>>41014894
Sprout isn't the opposite of everyone though

>>41021055
>first mane 5 doll set included Sprout
>Sprout joined the mane 5 as a playable character in the video game
>2017 leaks said the plans for "AppleJack" was to have her be of a smaller stature, start off as an antagonist and have a sour disposition
Sprout was going to be the mane 6th, I'm sure of it

>>41021869
I like the way his colors complement Sunny's and Pipp's.

>>41021450
Uh aren't ponies supposed to reflect their element?

>>41021869
to be a fly on the wall in the meetings where they ditched him. . . I wonder how that went

>>41022779
It was probably the same meeting where some analyst with dyed hair and a marketer decided to go all-in on g5 media being for primarily little girls now, and decided a diverse female character with a very obvious redemption arc was the way to go. They probably already had ideas for Sprout, and adjusted and tweaked them to suit Misty. Like how the root of Sprout is growth and potential, and Misty's butterfly is change and transformation, the broad strokes of the characters feel similar.

>>41022366
When was Rarity generous besides the gala?

>>41022779
>Hasbro suit 1 wipes drool from his lower lip
>Durr...W-wait a minute this pony is..uh...hes.....hes.. LITERALLY le ronald drumpf!!!"
>suit 2 nods slowly after a few minutes to process
>"hehe funny blonde hair...uhhh...wait orange man... is bad... mothers complain...we no market dat...we change..."

No more than 2 brain cells were spent on the decision i'm sure

>>41005765
Sprout was the best part of the movie. He definitely deserved an MC role.

>>41024293
They really missed out on a good chance. I need to check the archives to see all of the hype people had back then over Sprout as an MC after the movie

>>41023897
I don't even think one was spent.

>>41023897
If that was the case Sprout wouldn't even be in the movie.

>>41025164
I could see someone thinking "we can all get along" or "let's redeem the drumpf character" and someone else going "DRUMPF IS IRREDEEEMABLE, LITERALLY HITLER AND KILLS THE BROWN GAYS" so they all get scared and nuke the character because there is no reasoning with that mental illness that has taken over institutions, because it's literally violence etc etc

>>41025164
Sprout was the villain in the movie just like le orange badman. That was the point

>>41007326
>Why tribe who send hitmen over mtf cards not understand morality
Long nose tribe
>Grug no like cavespiracy

>>41026094
Magic wasn't restored until Sprout regretted his actions and everyone let him go unpunished in the movie, though

>>41026546
But that point is so big and yeasty

>>41027843
There will be no Ws for this chud

>>41031924
Sprout has been deponied (again) with the cancelation of MYM

I've noticed Sprout has a sizable continent of female fans

>>41033353
Knockoff Dio becoming evil and confident is sexy

>>41033148
I'll never let Hasbro live it down if we never see Sprout in tyt

>>41034954
We haven't even seen Sugar and she's a harmless bimbo, there's a negative chance to see Sprout

>>41032340
>Extend a hand in friendship
>get bitten
Sprout lives by his own code

>>41036375
>Mayor
Why would they listen to her after she gave Sprout the encouragement to take over

>>41032340
This is giving me flashbacks to that time when I was 5 years old and my parents took me to the Land of the Little Horses and I got my hand chomped on by an ill-tempered pony.

>>41005765
Yeah, because a lying, thieving, racist cheating shitbag needs to be a part of the main cast.

>>41038141
Wow, you really don't like him, do you?

>>41035761
>confusing Posey for Dahlia
Not gonna make it

At least Sprout got this qt flowerpone

>>41005765
How long have you been seething over this? No one likes the donald trump pony. Thats why our Blueberry Kwayne Misty Brightdawn (say her name!) is The Primary Character instead.

>>41039611
>living in the past before Misty became poochie with an ugly pink mane
desu I do this too for me g5 has kind of just frozen when MYM ended

>>41039593
Damn Sprout is lucky. Dahlia was giving him the eyes during the movie though.

>>41039662
Misty becoming poochie with a beautiful pink mane was an upgrade to both her character and G5 as a whole.

>>41039611
The more hasbro tries to make me like her, the more I dislike her.

>>41038141
>lying
Sunny lied to Alphabittle about her disguise
>thieving
Sunny stole from Queen Haven
>Racist
Sunny thought unicorns could read your mind and shoot horn lasers

>>41041541
Sunny's not so different after al

>>41040368
>Dahlia went along with his plan until the end
>Just had to sort of pretend she wasn't there when it fell apart

>>41042198
Dahlia doesn't have to worry, the entire Maretime Bay did that

>>41041404
The last point is just wrong.
DYEWTM

>>41042859
Really? Sunny was frightened of Izzy's horn when they got to her house.

>>41042859
Rewatch the movie, she assumes Izzy was reading her mind.

>>41042549
She just went along with the herd. No foal for her.

>>41043774
If Izzy says unicorns can see their sparkle then it's not so far off as mind reading

>>41045382
No it's not, it's like your aura, all new-agey stuff

As least now we know Posey is as friendless as Sprout

>>41047119
>Retcon Posey to be "oh actually she was totally friendless regretful and shunned the whole time because of her meanie past u guys!!"
>STILL no Sprout

That makes it much worse. they could play out this fucking plot with Spout and it would actually fit and be the comeback people want

>>41047518
You hit the nail on the head. Fucking Indonesians.

>>41047518
little girls dont empathize with boys

>>41047518
This sounds like a great way to introduce Sprout into g5 organically. Which we won't have because of this
>>41049342

>>41049342
>girls dont empathize with boys
FTFY

>>41006126
>Fo sho
Zipp can be so awkward sometimes

>>41056009
Allright opinion time
Did Dahlia just do the Flehman's response?

>>41056044
>Flehman's response
She's gagging over stinky hooves

>>41053723
>>41007322
>Sprout is also forced to fuck mares of other tribes until he loses all his racism as preventative justice

>>41056815
Yes she is gagging but how is she smelling it. Watch it a few times again. I dont think she used her snooter to smell, she used her mouth.

>>41056938
Huh, didn't notice that. But g5 doesn't strike me as interested in horse biology

>>41040368
Dahlia was also part of Posey's group

>>41058522
Holy fuck sprout got ripped from all the community service

I wish we could have nice, well thought out things

>>41058985
When g5 is over, analysists are going to notice how Sprout was wasted

>>41012020
Imagine watching the rest of the series before the movie only to see this fucking background pony playing such a large role.
God, they did him SO dirty.

>>41024678
I remember people being hyped about his potential engineering skills, as there was faint evidence of him designing the mech he rode.

>>41005765
They actually gave him an offer to complete the M6, but he knew how much of a shitpile the rest of the series would become so he declined.

>>41059617
My only explanation is that since Ang and mym are on Netflix they imagined viewers watched the movie. Tyt started on YouTube, right? Maybe they didn't want to confuse anyone

>>41059622
How much of that was his own genius compared to his mother's resources?

Did Sprout ever show up in the IDW comics?

>>41007297
They'd never afford him for a series

>>41061480
he's just like a background guy or whatever, no actual stories feature him if I recall but I've not kept up, any comic readers here?

>>41062845
I dont see this ship going anywhere

>>41063845
Which is a shame because they're so similar

>>41005765
He is the foil to each of the mane 5. All of them. Well almost. Izzy is actually designed as Sprout's foil. Foil characters prop up their counter parts. Taking him off the equation ruined everyone.

>>41065180
So that's why Izzy's so good with Sprout

>>41050145
There's a grain of truth to this.
https://youtu.be/LGuml-tc75A?si=Het<wbr>4Bal1Hju7rZg6

>>41006029
Still no good ones linked here

>>41069459
This scene was weird because it's the first time Misty and Sprout ever interacted. It makes me wonder if there is some cut scene with the two spending time together.

>>41066619
>There's a grain of truth to this.
>Source: Family Guy Season 6 Episode 17 (2008)

>>41070124
There is a deleted scene them having full penetrative intercourse in the Hasbro vaults and I won't rest until I find it

>>41070124
I wish the writers made them speak at least once together ,why even bother with Misty saying that

>>41072193
We know for a fact the vaults are full of *makes a cross* official EqG lewds.

this is what sprout would look like if he was blue

>>41074491
Fascinating. What would he look like if he were green?

>>41077898
What's her secret? I have to know!

>>41068488
So curly, does she get it from her mom or something

>>41082371
Definitely her mom, and there's no way Phyllis wouldn't make sure her daughter didn't have a perfect mane

>>41005765
This mf is an adult and still calls his mom "mommy."

>>41083007
It's to show that he's a joke and you're not supposed to take him seriously. Like King John in Disney's Robin Hood Making him infantile

>>41083007
>Anon doesn't have a mommy
pitiful

>>41083007
>Just now noticing everypony is a literal man/marechild who all act like kids but also have paying jobs, adult lives and shit

Sunny gets hype over making scrapbooks or sleepovers whilst being a smoothie wagie, this is very MLP

>>41084594
But it's fun and kinderquestrian when Sunny does it

>>41085590
Early G5 movie storyboards had a lot of potential. Of course, Hasbro made sure to squander that.

>>41085810
G5 in general had a lot of potential. The movie was really good, and well revived. Hasbro had everything set up for a sure-fire hit. But Hasbro being Hasbro just had to make all the exact wrong decisions and killed all the momentum it had built.

>>41085590
>weird
Superior*

Remember when Hitch was....not even a Chad, the bar is so low I just want him to not be a cucked little bitch but those days are gone

Agreed, he was my favorite character in ANG! Ken Jeong did a great voice. But it was for the best they added Misty, she's cute and balances the species in the new Mane 6.

>>41086292
>balances the species
Who cares about that if the group dynamic still sucks?

>>41086146
I like the SoLventure we got but they also kneecapped G5s movie worldbuilding, remember friendship is radioactive and the rainbow factory?

>>41086146
>But Hasbro being Hasbro just had to make all the exact wrong decisions
Name them

#5. Making Posey friendless and dooming her to Pipp X Posey fanart

Sprout's punishment is to satisfy Misty and make her fuck and cum as community service

>>41088072
Compared to a lot of g4 memes it's nothing

>>41089447
>Sprout is just a smoothie menace
I miss him SO MUCH

>>41089693
That song really characterized him well!

A Sprout pout is better than Sprout gout

>>41092347
What does the pic have to do with April?

If all Hitch is going to do is be a dragon dad, then in hindsight they should have benched him to side character status and let Sprout grow. Hitch as the token male character of g5 has failed, I think, and I can almost feel the writers obligation to include him despite not really wanting to.

Wasted potential. I swear the writers had plans for Sprout and axed them

>>41097518
>Didn't even get OFFICIAL Hasbro approved stats

Bros...it was over before it began

>>41097060
Damn Zipp is looking autistic here

>>41097663
At least Misty doesn't have one

>>41099078
She's in her own awesome little world of math and mysteries

>>41098845
Literally only because that pic is from like almost 2 years ago and if Misty was on there she would have maxxed stats and you know it

>>41096495
It was probably the same meeting they made Hitch a giant beta with Sparky permanently attached

>>41100514
Do you really think they'd max out her stats?

>>41100925
The same meeting where they approved of Misty

Why did they introduce Sprout making giant fruit and then did nothing with it?

>>41102384
Because he is already the giantest fruit and they couldn’t have that level of redundancy.

>>41102879
He can't be that when Hitch is around

>>41099078
>Zipp's face when Sprout rolls up to the bright house to hang out


/pnk/ - Pinkie Pie Thread

Anonymous

April Fool's edition

Previous thread: >>40845160

>>40956155
now here's a real april fools joke kek

>>40968888
nice quads, thanks for the free gif for my epileptic friends btw

>>40971033
>"i showed you my party cannon nonny, please respond"

>>40968888
I saw that singular frame of porn and I can even identify the specific piece.

>>40976336
Bros, I think she's winking for me!

>>40975410
waifu threads are just art repost generals

>>40980959
>No Pinkie!
>My spine is still recovering from our last cuddle time!

>SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP

>>40982139
Ring ring ring ring ring bananaponk
<s>https://files.catbox.moe/zllgwj.mp4<wbr></s>

>>40987349
What does the number "3" mean?

>>40987556
It's from the original image.

>>40956162
>can't go one second without thinking about them
>triggered by the colors on the pantyhose
How did trannies become so powerful on 4chan?

>>40987349
>>40987593
>ponkrats
Intredasting concept

>>40988635
>for about a week, you've been hearing strange rustling in the walls of your house
>you didn't pay much attention to it at first, but then sugar started to go missing, sometimes as much as half a pack
>one day during cleanup, you stumble upon several small brown pellets on the kitchen floor
"Well, isn't that just great."
>as you reach down to pick them up with a piece of paper, you realize something
>no earthly creature leaves droppings this angular
>a familiar smell reaches your nostrils
>can it be...
"...No, this is stupid."
>so you do a stupid thing and pop one of the weird crumbs in your mouth, prepared to instantly regret it
"Chocolate."
>they are, in fact, chocolate chips
>you don't even have them in the house
>after some consideration, you put the rest of the chips in the center of the kitchen table
>whatever's infesting your house must eventually come back for the lost goods
>as the sun goes down, you turn off the lights in the entire house and wait for your prey in the kitchen closet like a true hunter
>you almost doze off before, finally, the familiar rustling jolts you awake
>through a crack in the door, you see a small shape make its way from somewhere near the fridge all the way to the table
>it's hard to see in the dark, but the thing is really fluffy for a rat, and~
>*boing* *boing* *boing*
>and also rats don't usually know how to parkour up furniture
>completely dumbfounded, you almost forget why you're here
>now or never
>swinging the closet door open, you flip on the lights, blinding the rodent, then snatch it from the table before it can flee
>as your own eyes get used to the light, you slowly open your palm, still holding your catch with two fingers
"Alright now, let's see what~"
>weakly struggling against your grip is a tiny pink horse
"The hell?.."
>as you stare on in complete stupor, trying to process the weird sight, it looks back at you in clear fear
>maybe it's just the huge expressive eyes, but there is something very human about this look
"What are you?"
>*squeak*
>well, it was worth a try
"A mouse horse, huh."
>this one was just thinking aloud, but...
>*squeak*
"...Can you understand me?"
>there is no squeaking this time
>then the tiny horse nods once
>once again, you're at a loss for words
>*squeak*
>you realize you've been holding your night visitor in a rather uncomfortable position this whole time and carefully lower it into the palm of your other hand, feeling as it tests the new surface gingerly with its minuscule hooves and circling around it a couple times before sitting down, giving you full attention
"So, uh... you're the one who's been taking my sugar, huh?"
>the pink pony looks down at its hooves, as if feeling guilty, then looks back at you and nods
>that's one mystery solved, so what now?
"...Ah, what the hell."
>you take a sugarcube out of the already mangled pack and put it down on the table, then set the pony down next to it

>>40989027
"Knock yourself out. Just try not to leave stuff lying around next time, okay?"
>the tiny pink horse looks at you, then at the sugarcube, then nods furiously
>a (relatively) huge grin forming on its face dispels your remaining doubts of just how intelligent the creature is
>it's also infectious enough that you find yourself smiling back
>the rat-sized pony quickly gathers the coveted chocolate chips under one of its forelegs, one chip disappearing in its mouth immediately, then does the same to the sugar
>for obvious reasons, it then flops forwards onto the table, attempting to scoot along using only its back legs
>you can't help but chuckle at the silly sight
"Alright, how about I help?"
>taking the sugarcube, you lean down and put it on the floor next to the fridge, where you presume the tiny horse's hiding hole is located
>you're not sure how a tiny horse could bite a hole through a house wall, but then again, it is a fairly cheap house
"Here you go, little one. Cone down and take your~"
>as you raise your gaze, you are greeted by a whole constellation of glistening eyes looking at you from under the refrigerator
"...Hi."
>*squeak*
>this time, several voices squeak in unison
>slowly, a herd of tiny pink ponies step out of the dark, inching towards the sweet treat you offered
"Y-yeah. You go ahead. It's yours."
>something softly lands on your shoulder
>the pony you caught before, still holding the chips in one foreleg, carefully makes its way down your arm, then turns around and gives you another beaming smile
>this time its teeth are covered in chocolate
"See you around... I guess."
>the pony gives your hand the smallest of nuzzles before hopping down to the floor
>then, as quickly as they appeared, the entire herd dissolve in the dark space under the fridge

>sometimes your friends call you a slob
>truth is, you're just afraid to vacuum the house, now that you know you're not the only one living here
>at least now no one leaves crumbs around anymore
>you still hear weird sounds from time to time, and sometimes pots and pans can be heard clanging in the kitchen
>you pay no mind to it though and even learned to sleep through it
>especially since you know that every time that happens, you can expect a plate of chocolate chip cookies on your table in the morning
>hopefully you'll see these tiny horses again soon
>you can swear one of them watches you sleep sometimes
>it's oddly comforting

>>40989130
I wish I had mini pinkies in my walls. I would build a tiny amusement park for them.
Cute green.

love this bitch like you wouldnt believe

>>40990680
kek, didn't even notice the horse at first

>>40993297
Stole this image for the wallpaper, thanks.

>>40994341
>wait, i have an image for this!

Pronking is not something I knew had a name<br>especially didn't know it's something quadrupeds could actually do irl

>>40998401
>"You better tread lightly, mister. I have friends in high places."

>>40988635
Celebrating yet another birthday bash.

>>40956155
I love this picture of her so much

>>41008930
why did they make her so fucking hot

>>41014454
she doesn't know that I'm about to sneak up behind her and <s>snuggle her</s>

>>41021684
>cyberponk
Hopefully she got that chrome out of choice

>>41019416
>Your name is Pinkie Pie—
>And you are here to bounce!
>Bounce on the bouncy castle made of yummy gummy atop the clouds of cotton candy!
>Everything here is super delicious! *Dreamily* delicious—if you know what I mean!
>And that's not even the best part!
>The *best* part is that Anon is here, too!
>He's bouncing on the bouncy castle; you're bouncing on the bouncy castle—and you're both having a swell time!
>And that's not all!
>Do you know what the best part of bouncing in a bouncy castle made of yummy gummy is?
>You can bounce on it…AND you can eat it!
>So…
>You do!
>You bounce super high into the sky, and then as you descend back to the gummy goodness—you face straight downwards and open wiiide…
>And then you take a big ol' bite!
>And then another!
>And then another!
>And so on!
>You taste lime, blueberry, cherry, raspberry, blackcurrant, blurpleberry…
>It's all super duper delicious!
>But—oh.
>It's *all* super duper delicious—you ate it all.
>Now you have no bouncy castle.
"Aw…"
>"It's alright, Pinkie," Anon says. "We may have lost the bouncy castle, but we still have each other."
>!!!
>He's right!
"You're right!"
>Anon—in all of his rightly rightness—sits down on the cloud and gently pats his lap while smiling at you.
>And you know what that means!
>You spring into the air, performing a triple backflip into a quadruple alternating side roll into a quintuple front flip—
>And, with your Pinkie-trademark giggle, you gracefully land head-first onto Anon's lap.
>Okay, so you *might* have only been able to do those Dashie-approved tricks because this is a dream world and all…
>But you're getting *pretty* good at doing the exact same thing in real life, too!
>Oh! You're lying on Anon's lap now.
>Using one of those hands of his, he slowly rubs your belly—it makes you feel super tickly and giggly.
>While he rub-a-dub-dubs, you're looking ahead, so you can see the delicious-looking cotton candy clouds that lie underneath the both of you.
>You *kinda* want to know what the clouds taste like…
>But you also know that you can't do that—or else you'll fall!
>Hm…
>Does it hurt if you fall onto the ground in a dream?
>What if you just bounce straight back up—
>*Scritch scritch*
"Oooh…"
>Nonny…
>He's doing that thing with his fingers—
>The thing where he rubs the spot just behind your ears.
>And it feels so good…
>Really good.
>Really relaxing.
>You could…you could fall asleep to this.
>But hey, wait a minute, aren't you already in a dream?
>What happens if you fall asleep while sleeping?
>Do you unsleep? Or do you double sleep?
>Sleep sleep?
>Well whatever it is, you're about to find out.
>Because you can feel your eyes drooping shut as you…mm…
>Sleepy… Dreamy sleepy…

>>41024011
>*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
"Whuh—whuh—whoa!"
>That's not sleep—that's not sleep at all!
>That's the ring-a-ding-ding of the alarm clock zippity zapping your body like that one time you tried to eat a zap apple right off the tree!
>Alarm clock, electric shock—you're back in the realm of the waking!
>You give the clock a quick *bap* to bop the *beeps!*
>Phew…
>What time is it?
>Pinkie's peepers—exit stage left…
"Six…six a.m., huh?"
>That's what the clock reads, anyway!
"Whew! What a night, right, Nonny?"
>You wiggle around to face the other side of the bed and—
>Anon's not there.
>Anon's not anywhere.
>It's just you in your bed.
"Anon?"
>Where did he go?
>He was here just a moment ago! And he was right there in your dream!
>Not only that, but you were cuddling with him right when you both went to sleep—you're sure of it!
>Unless…oh no…
>Was that part just a dream as well?
>If Anon isn't here…what if that means he was just a figment of your imagination this entire time?
>The more you think on it—the more it makes sense.
>When you think about how he'd always greet you with a smile no matter when or where you'd surprise him;
>How he'd always call you "best pony" whenever the two of you were together;
>Or how he'd always be able to make time to play with you, regardless of what he was doing—
>You realise that it was all so very convenient for you. Too convenient.
>How could somepony like that ever truly exist?
>Of course. Anon was never real. How silly of you to think otherwise.
>It all makes perfect sense now.
>And yet…and yet…
>The tears won't stop flowing.

>>41024014
>You are Anonymous, and you are currently finishing up in the bathroom after your bladder had suddenly phoned home for an early morning emergency.
>You had heard the ringing of the alarm clock a few moments ago, so it must have just passed six.
>With the reservoir now blissfully drained, you step out into the hallway and make your way back to bed.
>As you draw closer to your bedroom door, you hear a curious noise coming from the other side—
>It's the sound of sad sniffling.
>Opening your bedroom door, you step inside your room and take a look around.
>You see Pinkie Pie sitting on your bed, and—ah.
>She's in full "Pinkamena" mode—as you've come to know it.
>Her hair is straightened; her colours are dulled; and you can hear a sad saxophone mysteriously playing from somewhere that you can't see.
"Pinkie?"
>Her ears perk up as she jerks her head up to look at you.
>"N-nonny?"
"You alright? Just went to, uh…"
>You trail off as you see her pupils grow to shaky saucepans while her mouth morphs into a wobbly waveform.
>"Nonny!"
>Your body instinctively tenses at her voice—and that's the only reaction you're able to make before the pink cannonball herself suddenly slams into your front and knocks you flat onto your butt.
>Pinkie stands over your lain form, her blue eyes awash with tears.
>"ImissedyousomuchIthoughtIlostyouf<wbr>oreverandIwassosadbecauseyouweren't<wbr>therewhenIwokeupandIthoughtyouwerej<wbr>ustadreamand—"
>Unable to get a word in, you simply smile and nod at this silly pony.
>She does this every single time that she wakes up without you.

Pinkie is silly

>>41024150
This reminds me of the "particle trapped in a box probem". Is a Pinkie Pie's energy continuous or quantized?

>>41028869
OP of that thread here, unfortunately I still have an unhealthy addiction to her.

i want this pony to force me to cum three or more times in a row

>>41034206
I'm going to put a baby in you

>>41024017
That was fucking cool. Thanks, m8.

>>41037112
I want to put my head between her hind hooves.

>>41036148
>Ponko invents the clown nose

>>41041562
Is this Latina Ponk or Gypsy Ponk?

saw this on the tikkytokk<br>https://files.catbox.moe/qi0pb8.mp4<wbr>

>me pondering the beautiful pink orb that is her far, jiggling ass

>>41049682
she's so cute how does she do it bros

>>41050480
Don't forget Pinkie's birthday tomorrow!

>>41050795
You're damn right, anon! This is the day I'm gonna eat pink donuts and cuddle with my stuffed Pinkie.

>>41053083
WOO WOO WOO WOO
<s>34 years old.</s>

>>41052957
Happy birthday pinkie pie! The cheeriest and cutest there is!

>>41008930
Not only is she cute but she's also sexy!

>>41036372
Oh god, Pinkie with clothes makes me FEEL things!

Pinkie Pie means everything to me, she showed me a great way to live my life and I wish to be like her everyday. God I wish that I could get home and have Pinkie waiting for me and caring for me. I wish we could experience the wonder of life and I could keep her warm and protected.

Thank you Pinkie Pie for cheering those around you and me as well. Happy Birthday and I love you.

>>41058581
>Pinkie Pie can spontaneously move through white space.
It's how she's able appear as if she's everywhere.

>>41058622
it's how she can appear in my snuggling arms

>>41060606
She laughed so hard her cutie mark came off.

How do we feel about G3 Ponk? She's probably the most similar to her G4 counterpart.

>>41060753
Unfortunately never watched G3

>>41063458
Same.
I want her to dominate me.

>>41063458
>get the villain pregnant so she can't be evil anymore
I'll take care of this one fellas

>>41064312
nuh uh, not if I plap her first

>>41064392
>Nuh uh
Thanks for reminding me, Nonny!
https://youtu.be/Xev0qEy6Xcw?featur<wbr>e=shared

>>41066459
lol fucken artificial sweeteners

>>41066459
PINKIE PIE DOES NOT DO DRUGS SHE MAKES TASTY TREATS AND THROWS PARTIES FOR HER FRIENDS

>>41067323
I really like this pairing. Logic and inexplicable.

>>41067323
Very cute
>>41067875
Same here. They're great together

>>41067287
someone should plap her, and it's gonna be me

>>IF YOU WANNA PARTY!
>>OH YOU CAN JUST DANCE!
>>JUST DANCE!

I'm so fucking Pinkie Pie. I want to be her slave. AAAAA AA

>>41073042
>I'm so fucking Pinkie Pie.
Kek
Aren't we all

>>41076921
the cutest moment in the entire series imo

>>41076152
the nicest thing about the mirror pool is that we all get our own Ponka, no need to fight over her

>>41066459
I want to help heroin ponko…….then have absolutely crazy sex

>>41082888
the blessed trips of pinkamena sexo

>>41083925
I like a lot of this artist's stuff but then he'll go nuts with the knobby knees and it's gross.

>>41083925
W r i n k l e p o n k

>>41084555
Yeah it's kinda weird

>>41086522
>"I added extra levels of security for your cookies"

>>41087232
trap ponk in an ampule after trying to steal cookies

drawing is a bit of a struggle today but I like how this Ponka came out

Would you guys eat Pinkie Pie's shit if she was shitting out Cotton Candy?

>>41093274
Would you drink Pinkie Pie's pee if she was peeing out pee?

>>41097344
summer's here ponka, so maybe something with her buckball outfit
I'm not a regular lurker or anything, I just come here sometimes

>>41102012
The fool consumed the cake of the pie, and was appropriately humbled for his hubris. A classic Neighspearean tragedy.


/plone/ general

Wake honey new droner just dropped powered by a ponut shaped exhaust boasting its efficiency by 15% to 20% from a standard rocket https://www.livescience.com/technol<wbr>ogy/engineering/superfast-drone-fit<wbr>ted-with-new-rotating-detonation-ro<wbr>cket-engine-approaches-the-speed-of<wbr>-sound

I guess new plone thread?

>>40992860
Planes and rockets are different words for a reason. This is not air-breathing, nor is it a scramjet like the concept weapon in your picture.

You're not autistic enough for this thread, homeslice.

Goodnight droners<br>Sun n Fun is this week

>>40992877
>homeslice
Ok, who the fuck invited the 80's in here again?

>>40992901
Only newfags throw around the term newfag, newfag, the last plone I drew was in 2015. Why don't you explain what a rotating detonation engine has to do with Pluto?

>>40992917
The 80s were sick, slime.

>>40992860
That's some really shoddy reporting from Live Science.
The test flight their article references happened on Feb. 24, but according to an article from Ars Technica and Venus Aerospace's Vimeo page, that flight was conducted with a "hydrogen peroxide monopropellant engine", not the RDRE they are developing.

>>40992995
>Reversed Dender Roles Equestria

>>40992967
Stfu oldfag, Pluto's design is close enough to this new droner to warrant a thread. At least close enough for government work.

>>40993969
Cant get too close without her enlisted simps trying to cockblock you

>>40994152
>sign says no parking
>droner parked in the zone of no parking
what a chadploner

>>40995305
She's my planefu, good taste in ploners.

>>40993843
The picture in the OP isn't even what this thing looks like, it's more like a scaled down Tomahawk with slightly swept wings, and it didn't even go supersonic.

>>40996566
Clearly the most lethal of all droners, needs more of him.
>I am the reaper. I bring death for a thousand years below my path

Anyway do droners feed on energon, I can totally imagine a race of ponies made by reverse engineering autobots to ensure Equestria's defence.

>>40996566
Right, retard, that's what Pluto looks like, which is not what the thing we're talking about looks like.

>>40996694
That would be kino, let's kindly ask some artist to do it.
PATACHU GET YOUR FLANK IN HERE!

>>40996327
This but pointy!

>>40996823
Yeah I guess whenever a student rocket team launches a model rocket that means we need a new plone thread. Pro tip, you don't need to see a cylinder to want to see flying horsies.

If you're gonna get excited about aviation innovation, you might as well know what the fuck you're looking at, being a cylinder with wings is not exactly a compelling character trait.

>>40996898
Who hurt you? Which plone do you hate?

>>40993636
>Droner being walked by a lead

>>40998425
All of them, can't you read? But on a real note I only hate anons who dare to like planes without being autistic enough.

>>40999389
>implying im not autistic enough for /plone general/
>implying that metric matters when it comes to plone loving.

>>41000157
see this poster knows...I am artistic enough. This was the correct response. Maybe the only contribution I made for the thread was Blitz farting. Don't judge... it wasn't high quality and it was the first response to my request for an art idea. What was I supposed to do, moral fag his request and ignore it? Nah, I ain't no punk to go out like that, and besides if Blitz really is a internal combustion powered plone she would have noxious gas coming from her exhaust...so its canon. /end autism

>>41001883
I know the exact image you're talking about, I was the one who requested it. I don't have it anymore sadly, lost my pony folder a few times since then.

>>41002028
I still have it…I don’t want to post it. That’s funny though that you would still be around.

>>41002037
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/<wbr>17198899
I was here

>>41002064
I was in the mlp thread when Jessy made airliner ^:) Verification not required.

>>41002064
I was in this one.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/<wbr>17458607/
Plones fucked up my 2014 hard. Got so absorbed in them I got kicked out of the uni. The obsession progressed so instead of working on transferring to another uni, I didn't notice the data mismatch in documents and couldn't get registered in a new one. Had to wageslave till the next year so my parents wouldn't kick me out. 2014 was fucking wild. I should hate plones for that but I can't. They're still a visual perfection and it can't be denied.

>>41002717
>plone has been around for over 10 years
Plone truly never dies

>>41003036
Lol I must of sub-consciously made the thread as a ten year anniversary

>>41002717

"Drone pony best plane pony."

so was I

<s>https://aeromorph.booru.org/index.p<wbr>hp?page=post&s=list</s>

Heheh the new booru since then. Those archived threads were a trip.

>>41003535
>bomb ponies
>their entire existence is to die
sad

>>41004399
Looked a bit like a plone in a wedding dress

Requesting F117 phone insisting that she could take on a MIG in a dogfight and win because she is totally a fighter!

>>41006600
She's an angel in my heart already. All poni are to me.

>>41007637
MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME
I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE

>>40992860
How long has it been since the last thread?

>>41007728
Too long…I think around Christmas or thanksgiving if I had to guess.

>>41007702
Nice

Thu 09 Nov Was the last thread. This is number 154, I think

>>41008791
Me too, for about ten years it seems

>>41007702
A desolate place
Without any trace
It's only the cold wind I feel
It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

>>41010030
There will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one (one) left (left)
Will ride upon the dragon's back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take

*summons Andromalius with black ploner magic*

>>41010663
Off by three, satan has failed to summon an Earl, I think.

YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE REAL LIFE PLONES IN YOUR LIFETIME

>>41012505
Agreed but on my Mons Pubis as I'm balls deep in her mechipussy.

>>41012505
Here's my drawing from 10 years ago.

>>41012788
kek
I know the headache-inducing smell of jet exhaust

>>41012947
She wonders why you keep doing it to yourself, but she can't help it.

>>41013228
You get a little high and then you have pounding headaches for the rest of the day

>>41013436
Gnosis through ploner fumes is some techpriest lore I can get behind

>imagine gettting harassed by the man every time you and your plone got out for fly… https://amp.ebaumsworld.com/article<wbr>s/dude-with-a-custom-combat-learjet<wbr>-repeatedly-gets-intercepted-by-fig<wbr>hter-jets/87533776/

Reminds me I should continue uploading old art now that ponerpics isn't constantly dying.

>>41013519
Link em here too if plone please

>>41013595
Unarchived art from previous threads, sorry. Should have been more specific. Pic related. Tutorials are always neat. Cool to see how different artists go about things.

>>41013458
Plomes are the most oppressed

>>41014541
I think this redline is the only other tutorial type thing I found. jessy or nearb might've made one too but I can't find it right now. Lots of neat stuff in threads gone by. Also a lot of alien and dracony plones I wasn't around for and don't really understand.

>>41014597
so many plones lost to the sand of times

>>41015039
Yeah. A lot of images from 2014 and earlier just don't exist in desu. Probably some plones in old mlpg threads too, but that's an extreme amount of threads with varying titles and I don't feel like scraping them.

>>41015742
Heinnessen used to have them, as did the .moe archive
They're not around anymore sadly

>>41016077
Did .moe die? I know yuki did a few years ago. That was disappointing. Yuki's reverse image search returned much better results.

>>41016164
It might have come back I think

>>41019848
hhehe, poor droner. Her days of flying are over now, only a plone milk dispenser now

>>41020190
Oh, don't worry. She can sneak off and factory restore once all the anons get distracted by wandering KCs.

We need a BIGGER Droner. Like the Global Hawk. I love the MQ-9 Reaper though

>>41022159
imagine her sitting on your lap

>>41021723
Andro drew the RQ-4 a few years ago.

>>41021723
>>41022264
As well as a couple others, including the MQ-25 and MQ-8

>>41022264
>>41022271
I love them all. I want a herd of all droners.

>>41022271
Pluto is so good damn cute for what she is, my little droner cant be this cute.

>>41022271
>>41022264
Thank you but that’s not quite her.

>>41022826
I wish ploneburger was real
>Verification not required

On a scale of one to brits in a desert, how likely is Blitz to have friendly fire incidents?

>>41027301
A10s are good at danger close

Are there any plane ponies that have the emotionless, matter of fact nature of real life planes?

>>41028229
Those blush and act cute too much.

>>41028902
Would an airliner or a KC have bigger plone boobs?

>>41032434
>plap plone
>she cums so hard her afterburners ignite
>you lose your legs

>>41033297
Pro Tip
Pull the fuel shut-off valve before plapping.

>>41033416
she turned it off on accident in her excitement

>>41033675
The MQ series drones don't have a cockpit

>>41033660
I love Droner. Please artists satisfy my Droner lust.

>>41032541
Same. Sometimes I think about how rare of a fetish it is. I mean first you have to be into ponies and then you have to also be into both hooves and plones. Realistically, how many people in the world does that apply to?

>>41035172
Probably more then we’d guess combined and on magnitudes of difference. Lurkers are like the dark matter of the universe

>>41035172
Like maybe 50 in the fandom at its peak?

>>41037969
What would the minis look like? I have a 3d resin printer..

>>41038587
There was an old super obscure tabletop game about fighter jet skirmishes, if we could find that game again we would have something to build off of.

>>41037469
About to crash so many weddings

>>41038587
cults3d has a lot of stuff, pony and plane alike
if someone can bash some models together we might be able to make some 3d plones to print

>>41041003
I have a bunch of resin too. I can send some of them out for the cost of shipping. Pretty much whoever designs them I will print them and send it to them for the cost of shipping

>>41041816
Eh fuck it , I can afford 5 dollars in shipping to the creator of the 3d plone files. It's just the rest of the posters that want them, will need to send me 5 dollars in SOL to have them shipped too.

>>41041853
>>41041816
I have an old version of blender, I think maybe I can import .stl files, alter, and then export them as .stl again

https://cults3d.com/en/search?only_<wbr>free=true&q=fighter+jet There's a bunch of jets for free we can clip apart
https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/gam<wbr>e/mlp-pony-lightning-dust
There's only a handful of free ponies, but we could probably perform the ancient arcane art of getting the ponies out of sfm and into blender.

>>41041877
>>41041858
I've tried doing this before. It's very difficult. Good luck.

>>41042100
Ah yes, another sisyphean boulder for my frail arms

>>41042192
>mfw waiting for something to print

>>41042196
Yeah let me turn on my laptop for the second time this year and see if microsoft has fucked up anything with my OS

>>41042814
accurate filename
>>41042814
>>41042196
look at how cute is my little war machine

>>41042814
>2 GAU-8 cannons
She's carrying twice as much BRRRT as usual

So how do civilian plones load and unload passengers? Mouth, asshole, or side? Military ones I'm sure are all head-leaders, with sides for weapons and assholes for extra FWOOMP.

>>41046139
We collectively don't talk about the obvious vore implications. And I think most of the time people envision the plones as the size of regular ponies. So mini versions of their real life plane counterparts.

>>41046139
Depends on if you're into vore or not

>>41046147
>Cloudwalker gives Blitz a piggyback ride to experience true speed and altitude
>Happy brrt noises

>>41046147
>We don't talk about it.
So people definitely board into an asshole, then.

>>41047745
Or a pussy. Depends on whether the asshole is used for anything else, when the plone already has exhaust on each engine...

>>41047760
I prefer the Husband hole, personally. But I'm not gonna kink shame you. Sometimes you need to play in the mud.

>>41047774
>>>/mlp/ AJ thread is that way

>>41047774
Fitting, plones are like birds.

>>41047777
There can be two cloaca threads...

>>41047781
Anon we have been around for a decade and not a single mention of it until now. I don't think we need it as much as you want it.

>>41048531
>>41048478
>filename
tourist trying to stir literal shit.

>>41048845
They have a side door obviously

>>41047086
>>41047374
imagine this but with those two

>>41049172
Although I don’t disagree with your statement but I feel the need to inform that is not in fact blitz. But the nasa space shuttle with her airplane mother ship. I don’t know her name

>>41049225
Thats not the Shuttle and her mothership
That's Buran and Mriya

>>41050083
Wow Blaze (Blitz) is so cool!

>>41050101
we need one with Blitz saying "bite my shiny metal ass"

>>41050101
I want Blitz to sit on my face.

>>41051302
And I want to cum in her mare pussy. <s>We are not the same.</s>

>>41053128
Plones just waking up is super cute

>>41052241
What happened to them? Do they just not draw anymore?

>>41053362
I don't know, plone thread died for over a half a year and he disappeared.

>>41054758
Droner waiting for Anon to return from the middle east

>>41054940
You mean the other way around, she's the war machine.

A recon plone should not look this predatory.

>>41057377
there's one filly plone if that's what you mean ToT

Any plonebros planning to come to Mare Fair?

>>41059426
No, probably not too far from a decade old at this point.

>>41061923
>I'm a huge [redacted] imagine my face

>>41062899
I remember BD. Little baby plone.

Okay bros, I have a friend who's going to share some pony 3d models with me, and I'm going to be putting jet parts on them over the next few weeks while I figure out blender again.<br>In a few months I'm going to get a 3d printer and start working on a boardgame system for it, it should be like Kill Team and plones will be the first faction I work on. I got into 40K and suffered great financial tragedy because of it.

>>41066448
No I meant who is your plane wife.

>>41067657
Oh ok, nice. She's a cute lil brick.

https://youtu.be/2v49r-65gC8

new droner

>>41068839
Her nose does look pretty cute...

Electric lightning - before and after insemination.png

>>41071956
I think that's Blitz, droner has no eyes. But give the AF some more time and it will be at this rate.

>>41072655
In just a few years the late cold war plones can be considered milfs.

>>41073859
I touched a plone and I liked it.

>>41074313
it felt so wring, it felt so right, definitely means I’m in love tonight

The plones, are so magical
Hard skin, metal lips, so kissable
Hard to resist, so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

>>41075278
>inb4 someone asks why the plone is eating a rocket

Incoming from Ponehenge!<br>All plones descend below 2000 feet to terrain mask!

>>41075292
I mean, being able to retract a cannon that large... surely you've thought about how Blitz's throat game is.

I would get Blitz seven different kinds of pregnant if she was real I'll tell you that much

Is there Jessy AI model that can supply us with endless canon plone art yet?

I need someone to make the F22 Plone going “Would you intercept me? I’d intercept me.”

>>41078974
No I tried to get the local AI LoRA resident in the thread to make one. But he said he didn't have enough training data for making it. You can try to make one if you are so inclined though.

>>41079010
She was so proud that day when she got her first confirmed kill. Blessed plone. And seconding the idea.

>>41079014
Sadly I'm too retarded and my obsolete potato PC won't handle it anyway

>>41079022
checked, and that's what credit cards are for.

>>41079638
Not him but I'm a little broke after throwing down to get Murky on the Fallen Oak sign

>>41080197
Actually based. Murky deserves it.

>>41080341
It’s one of the last ones I have that’s like ten years old

>>41080416
These are ancient beings, incomprehensible to most.

>>41082225
>I'm not a waifu
Famous first words of a waifu

>>41082225
Her tsundere attitude just makes me love her even more

>>41082240
Blitz is someone else's waifu already. Can I interest you in the F-22?

>>41082252
I don't believe that A-10 is Blitz

>>41082253
Oh damn you are right...well she's waifu-able then.

>>41082770
I will be soon when anon makes his table top minis

Washing plones
Clean plones
Lovely plones

Oh no! Droner no!

https://youtu.be/SCQ_U_sP0jU

>>41084762
Looks like pajeet hardware, I wouldn't worry

>>41010663
>>41053834
i live as the thread lives also you guys changed the name i check for plane pony i missed this entirely cuz of that

>>41085106
Ohhhh what should the name be? Someone else should bake once we hit 500 replies. Make it official like. We are so back.

>>41085106
Kek at that picture, but I don't get it. Is it because the wrong op name? Or Boeing fucking up irl

>>41085626
Two Boeing whistleblowers died in abnormal circumstances
And their planes are suffering from neglect

>>41085630
>Two Boeing whistleblowers
Damn that's sad, I heard it was the DE&I as well, sad times. I would never fly in one nowadays.

New Planefu content, its a wonderful day when.

>>41084896
That charging ramming unicorn droner looks scary vs a Reaper though.

>>41085602
I guess just include both words somewhere in the OP so searches pull it up

>>41086157
Why not just return to 'plane pony #150something'?

>>41086178
This is the best way. I think we are on #155 after this one.

>>41007804

How happy was she to proportionally bomb two frigates and a bunch of speedboats back in the day?

You got planes to make a squad, try to keep them in a similar theme or time era.
It can be a small team of 4-6 elite warriors or a swarm of 8-12 weaker fighters or something between.
Give me the theme, a color scheme and/or emblem, and a neat-o name for them. And whatever you think their gimmick should be.

>>41087210
What if we just take a bunch of a-10 and just never ending brrt
Having the next in line take over once the first runs out of ammo and returns for a reload

>>40992901
Yeah what the fuck was Pluto? It's technically air breathing right? The fuel didn't require air to burn, but did require air to produce any kind of thrust.

>>41087260
an air breathing icbm, except it's trajectory wasn't ballistic at all

>>41088128
She is real and she costs around 16 million....

>>41087210
Cold era plones all the elite named plones from that period. But they have all different kind of cold spells, with a balance to towards CC and teamplay. I don't know their name, or any other stats.

>>41089838
Nah, cold era plones are a bunch of plones caveman anons sculpted out of glaciers.

>>41091300
Like those Alaskan bush planes with the big ass wheels or the ones with skis?

>>41093962
Damn, you could take a nap in that.

one of my favorite pieces of droner art, just need the one where it mimics that clip from Clone Wars where the clones say they “are just clones sir”

>>41094275
It exists. I don't have it but it says "Commander, we are just drones, we are meant to be expendable." With anon saying "not to me" IIRC

>>41095336
Thrust vectoring rules the sky <s>and bedroom</s>

>>41095896
Sounds like you need to get a commission going then.

>>41095993
I miss the old days of plone sex
We never get plone sex anymore

>>41097288
Its really just a simple math problem.
P(t)=f(t)×A
Where:
P(t) represents the amount of lewd produced in the general
f(t) represents the frequency of anons delivering lewd
A represents a constant factor of the general's uptime on the board.

More plone bumps and threads=more plone lewds
Simple as.

>tfw planefu being shot down on a near regular basis nowadays.

>snake and lamia team up and show up on the board again after plone thread revival
>moth soon after
>now fucking JoJo pony thread shows back up, like what?

>>41098245
Makes sense
>>41098253
Bring back all the pony generals!

>>41098226
necromancer has revived all the oldfags once more

>>41097288
Too many plone fluids. The main pony tribes started complaining about chemtrails.

>>41099377
Millions of Plone Lewds must be created. Maybe billions.

>>41099377
United Airlines flight 93 be like

>>41099942
Nah it was flown upside into the ground from what I just read.

>>41098245
Her propeller nose piece is cute.

Fuck, do any other oldfags remember Brony Aerospace?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os7<wbr>HywSkBOA

>>41100281
Warning: Booping the P-40 Warplone is dangerous and can cause her to enter War Emergency Power unexpectedly.

>>41100332
Worth the risk, I bet I have a less than 10% chance of it triggering it. I like those odds.

*BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP*

>>41100288
What happened to it, that was a decade ago

>>41100874
Worth it, she's in heat now and I get pounced on. Win-win

>>41100288
>Imagine using this as the mascot and not a plane pony
I can see why they disappeared.

>>41094275
>one of my favorite pieces of droner art
Same, it really showcases Droners' good nature but lack of awareness

>>41102892
I can't find the abomination (Mothbatdrone)

>>41102914
I see moth and plane, but not much bat

>>41103622
That's where the personality is from

Someone do the baking for us please. I'm the original baker and I don't want to fuck it up again.

>>41104219
I'm rangebanned from making threads due to pajeets spamming shitcoin ads on /biz/ on my network.

>>41104247
alright I will bake again, and I will make it like the other /plane pony/ types

Post plones, discuss plones, love plones, forfeit all mortal possessions to plones, don't slap plone bellies.

Old Plone stories:
http://poneb.in/u/dontgooglecrotcht<wbr>its
http://poneb.in/u/AntikytheraPastes<wbr>
http://poneb.in/u/JakieChanTulpa
http://poneb.in/u/Not-Immortal
http://poneb.in/u/EarfulofNapalm
http://poneb.in/u/Fizzles_Anon
http://poneb.in/u/HeliAnon
http://poneb.in/u/Maintenance-Bro
http://poneb.in/u/AirArk
http://poneb.in/u/Unfortunate_Rooki<wbr>e
http://poneb.in/u/Plonefag
http://poneb.in/u/DerpyDubs
http://poneb.in/u/BobRay
http://poneb.in/u/Nagibator_99
http://poneb.in/u/Typhoon2142
http://poneb.in/u/AspirantWritesThi<wbr>ngs
http://poneb.in/u/MintCondition453
http://poneb.in/u/PantsMan
http://poneb.in/u/PlanePonyStories

Archive of lost stories:
https://mega.nz/folder/4gwEmCrJ#g0r<wbr>invi8aPkPzNvmuI3dkw

Plane ponies wiki
https://planeponies.fandom.com

Dropbox with most stuff in it:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/y3naei9e<wbr>k8mzt6g/AAC0zm3ujYN8R7CXu1m-cvTEa

Ask Morgan
http://02morganite.tumblr.com/

Previous thread
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/<wbr>40992860/

How does that look, with "Plane Pony #155 The Airstrip" as the subject


/aj/ - Applejack Thread

GIWTWM edition
Previous thread: >>40848665
Thread links:

Voice archive
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1D<wbr>Z-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3G

Greens
https://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeN
https://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDm
https://pastebin.com/6jZyENuM
https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/inde<wbr>x.php/Category:Flabrus
https://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119
https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/inde<wbr>x.php/Category:Rahzma

A playlist of Applejack songs
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?li<wbr>st=PLc9PEja7FcxBAd7vP8

I think being married to Applejack would be one of the most fulfilling and happy lives a person could have.

>>41006521
don't you lie about best pony like that

>>41006525
I agree.
It'd be full of long days out in the orchard, but the feeling of such a tight nit and loving family would be able to carry you through anything.

>>41006521
>*Good
Like baked apple cinnamon

She is so asking for it! I mean have you seen what she is wearing?

>>41009500
Who knew fireproof boots would look so sexy on a pony

Hello Applebros, as you may or may not know, /mlp/con opened it's panel applications recently, and since we already had a panel last Marecon, I gotta ask, do you guys want me to do another panel on this /mlp/con?

>>41009732
she's not fat, she's pregnant <s>with my foals</s>

Imagine living out on the frontier with AJ as settlers starting a new apple orchard like the founders of Pony ille.

Lately I've been feeling a kind of tired that only sleeping with her would cure

>>41009700
Yes
>>41010133
Would be a dream come true.

>>41012828
>almost 200k views
I'm beginning to realize the fandom is a lot less dead than it seems, it's just that most bronies are just living their life while consuming mlp content every now and then.

Feeling appul today, gonna lurk with you applefrens.<br>Can't wait for winter, to put pic rel on wallpaper.

Heres a handful of Apples for ya with some other pones too AJ can be quite the silly filly

>>41014628
GOD I LOVE HER. GREAT WORK APPLEBRO AAAAAHHH

>>41014628
>you will never experience your first time with teenage Applejack

>>41015003
>you will never comfort her after she gets the sad news that her parents died.

Happy high day yall I drew Applejack a lot while high and have concluded that I love her

Live straight and true and she'll spirit us away from this hellish prison Discord ensnared us in.

Morning bump.
>>41017716
This looks great.
>>41020001
True.

Checking in from euro horsefucker meetup

>>41019618
Those are some amazing Appuls

>>41020114
Many european appulfriens in there?

>>41020114
If you give your plush enough real apples it will become a real pony

>>41021605
I was the only one out of the 10 anons we had there

>>41022224
call on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (call on me)
call on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (callon me)

>>41025045
Absolutely blessed. Thank you Appulfren!

>>41025045
I like the human AJ, she looks cute

>>41025656
W-what are they going to do to her?

>>41026740
The same thing that happens to all ponies in a perilous situation

><s> rescued </s>

>>41026740
nothing that wouldn't have happened if she wasn't chained

>>41026740
Dress her in silly suits, and then have a laugh while she struts around pretending to be a fancy model

Haven't posted here for a while, today I drew an Apple

>>41025045
Quality doodles!

Morning bump.
>>41027755
Ooh. Thank you!

So I was wondering - I assume you'd want to live with Appul as she is right now, growing apples etc. How many of you are from a city and how many already know how to apples for experts? Is Appul your escapism from city live, or extension of what you've already got?<br><s>have a dumb bump</s>

>>41029340
Sub-rural. I see her as stability; a flame that gets me to want to be more productive and steer clear from trouble. <s>Inspite of my own natural vices sadly.</s> Be the you, you want to be for her.

>>41029340
I'm not from a city, but I don't know diddley squat about apple farming. I would say it's still a escapism from the city life though. I've been living in cities for most of my recent life.

>>41029340
Semi-rural area
They just put in a suburb near me, but my neighbors all have cattle, donks, and horses so I like to think I still live far out.
Trees don't like to take to the dirt where I live.
Holds water really well, but it's too loose and shallow for most apple trees.

>>41029340
I live in a suburbish area but I mostly wanna live with Apple simply for her, if that means converting to farm life and being a ranch hand then that is my life now and I'll enjoy every blister, gash, sprain, pulled muscle, even splinters if it means that she would be there at the end of a hard day

Morning bump.
>>41030445
Stop hurting appul.

>>41029340
Lived most of my life on a farm, been living in a city for the last 2 years, not that knowledgeable about apples in specific, but I'd be willing to learn. As for Appul herself, she is almost an platonic ideal, the perfect wife, the perfect pony, something so good it could only come from an ideal world, she represents what all I ever wanted my life to be ever since I was a little kid, even before I knew about ponies or anything else

>>41032488
Now there's a ride to hang on for dear life.

>>41027755
They should have shown her with untied hair more times

>>41034043
Can't do that in a G rated show

>>41034848
God damn Anon I love it, every second i hear Applejack sing is a gift truly thank you

>>41035061
Glad ya like it. The crowd and audio quality gave me some trouble, but I only had to do some minor snips. It came out a lot better than I was expecting. The part that took the longest was catbox refusing to work for me.

>>41035061
>>41035076
I'll put up the two other songs I've made with her before I go to bed in case you want more.
https://files.catbox.moe/r4qwk2.mp3<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/9yik08.mp3<wbr>

>>41035076
>>41035123
Doing the lords work for a fellow Appulfag I salute you sir any appul you want Ill gladly draw for these deeds

>>41034848
bless you anon, did you use haysay for this?

>>41035181
I guess to stay on theme, how about a filly AJ practicing guitar or banjo.
>>41035633
Nope. Just an offline version of RVC. There's probably something better, but it's what I like to use.

>>41035770
>ywn sit across from filly AJ as she practices just listening to her half baked lyrics and inexperienced chords

>>41035907
A is for Apple there for it is the best letter AND why its first

>>41035888
She looks beautiful Anon. I really appreciate the kind gesture. I don’t know why it took me this long to start using my favorite pony for covers, but when I finish them I’ll send them this way.

Imagine Applejack talking like Foghorn Leghorn too Applebloom in any situation.

>>41035888
We've had dubs called but not the trips with original art. I forgot to call it with my last song, but I kinda figured someone would do it at some point in day by the time I posted.

>>41035888
this is also a super cute apple

>>41014628
very cute appleEE
also that twi in the corner is majestic

>>41036897
Now do Apple singing Wanderer cuz fallout and imma nerd

>>41037612
Max INT run fallout Twi

>>41037923
https://files.catbox.moe/rxfv5c.mp3<wbr>
I woke up because of a stomachache, so here it is. Was 100% expecting to tell you I can't do it since there's background vocals in it and that completely fucks up the vocal removal pretty much every time for me. It didn't though and there was only one part that gave me trouble, I tried my best to fix it. I'm going back to bed now.

>>41038168
Its everything Ive hoped for thank you

>'Hey, sugarcube, wanna have a taste of THESE apples?!"

>>41038455
>>41038479
Such small appul to such big world

>>41039039
>>41039044
Lovely work with the brush pen!

>>41036897
Cheers I'll drink to that bro

>>41029340
I live in the desert in cali HOWEVER my parents have basically engraved crop growing into my brain since I was a kid so I'd be pretty comfortable being with her, it wouldn't be any work I'm not already used to.

Morning bump.
>>41041186
That's pretty cool, anon.

>>41007197
thank you anon my day is so much brighter because of this

>>41039175
I actually had two other Fallout songs already, but I hadn't touched them yet. So I went ahead and finished them. I had to patch together AJ and the original singer at the very end of the second one.
https://files.catbox.moe/fboedt.mp3<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/e2rx99.mp3<wbr>

>>41042346
Guess I had two more. They were in a different folder.
https://files.catbox.moe/nmd8aw.mp3<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/cutafl.mp3<wbr>

>"Howdy sugarcube. My granny says we need to conserve water here on the farm, so you'll need to join me in this here shower."

Unemployment here I come in a couple months.

>>41043322
Checked and what inspired for such a cute design?

>>41042346
>>41042417
My cup runneth over!!!

>>41043455
Also checked, I was really just disappointed in seeing just overly complicated redesigns so I wanted to make one of my own using very simple world lore thats closer to the base show here earth ponies got their coat patterns from the years of labor they traditional go through. hooves and shins always covered in dirt and thus resulted in lighter shades there as well as theyre back from saddles and wagons they also developed a pattern on their forhead from pushing things with their head I go into a lil more detail in picrel

>>41044397
Don't worry. We'll carry together.

>>41049160
Only option is to do the opposite.

>>41054476
I don't know why, but for being the most hardworking pony in Equestria, she sure looks comfy relaxing around

>>41057428
Nice one anon, how did that go?

Morning bump.
>>41057428
Congrats, anon!

>>41057843
Pretty good. Was a yearly family get together occasions. Sad it was the last auction.

>>41061208
That's ok, they would not know about my crimes and would not arrest me.

Every day in the office I have an apple during lunch. Today however, instead of apples, we only had pears available

>>41067327
Same! Lunch in my workplace always has both apples and pears available so I take one of each everytime, 80% of the time the apples are mealy and its like biting into sawdust... I still try to eat 'em though, try to go around the worst bits and stuff... really wish they were better kept. the pears are always good though, i smell conspiracy.kwhy

>>41068131
>80% of the time the apples are mealy and its like biting into sawdust...
They ARE apples, after all...

>>41068131
There's a conspiracy to replace all good apples with new artificial breeds that taste bad, like honeycrisp. The point is to phase out apples that naturally taste good so when they continue to manufacture new apple types people can get excited to buy the new products year after year, which naturally wouldn't be able to match the quality of apple varieties produced via generations of hard work and breeding.

>>41065386
Go back. I'd rather the insect eating ones.

>>41065904
Those hooves look like they could use a good massage

Sometimes I wonder if she truly is the silliest pone around

Morning bump.
>>41074399
Happy Mother's Day indeed

how many foals would you have with appul mare?

>>41078595
As many as she can handle. 5 at least.

>>41079878
Would be nice to play with or even watch her.

>>41068131
Pears get sweeter and softer with age. Apples get dried out and bland :(

>>41081866
Add some seasoning and have an apple chip.

I'm trying to find a green with a pregnant AJ where she gives Anon a BJ. I used to find it with ease, but I guess half the greens about her aren't posted in the OP anymore.

Morning bump.
>>41082943
That's a shame.

>>41083393
She has an Appleology exam tomorrow

I’m currently making an apple cider from concentrate as “practice” for when I’ll pick our apple trees this fall.
I got 8 liters and I’m taking out a liter or so at different ABVs to see what tastes best.
How would they do it on the Apple farm?
What spices would they use if any?
I’m imaging fairly low ABV and sweet with lots of apple flavor.
Also gotta check local laws and if applejack is legal I’ll make some

Morning bump.
>>41087071
>How would they do it on the Apple farm?
As shown in the Flim Flam episode + some fermentation, maybe?
>What spices would they use if any?
Probably some local herbs and cinnamon. Though, I guess AJ could ask Twilight for some more exotic options.

eagerly waiting for next fall/winter, I don't like the warm months

Applebros, the next installment of the Applejack Appreciation Appointment will happen on the next /mlp/con, which will happen June 28-30, date and time of the panel subject to change, but so far it's seems to be on friday, right after the opening ceremonies, regardless I believe everyone here knows the drill, the Google Docs link below contain everything that was put in the last poll, if you wanna suggest any other video/song/episode to be voted for either reply to this post with your suggestions or paste it on the google doc <br>https://docs.google.com/document/d/<wbr>15-2i1zWJa0_TWwQS8cF3kUAw4NioyRKpVv<wbr>mPm3BoeJ4/edit

>>41096325
almost /mlp/con time again? time flies when you poni poni

Everytime you masturbate to Applejack she will force you to work 14 hours straight on the farm.

>>41098988
>force you
That's what I was planning to do anyway

>>41098328
Looks great. Love her passion.

>>41098328
I like what you did with the shading lines on the colored one

One of the best moments in the show. Even if the admirer was a dip.

>>41102458
>One of the best moments in the show
There's a lot of those with AJ

>>41102487
Normally I'd argue with Appuljewel, but nothing can compare to raw natural beauty.
>>41102521
Wonder how Tex and other Appuldrawfrens are doing?

Morning bump.
>>41102548
Lewd
>>41102530
Who knows. There aren't much to begin with.
>>41096325
Will do fren.

>>41103431
>nothing but a sarong
Didnt know I needed this in my life