2024 4cc Spring Babby Cup

>What the heck is this?
The 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup was the fiftieth official 4chan Cup tournament and the thirteenth iteration of the Spring Cup series. Teams that were relegated from the 2024 4chan Winter Cup, those which failed to advance from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, and those which failed to qualify from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers, competed at the event.

>What part of the tournament are we in?
WE FUCKING WON 2-1
/sp/ LOST

>How did /mlp/ play in their group stage matches?
Fri. Apr 26th, 21:40UTC /mlp/ 5 - 0 /o/
Sun. Apr 28th, 19:40UTC /biz/ 4 - 6 /mlp/
Sat. May 4th, 18:20UTC /mlp/ 4 - 4 /v/
7 points, top of the group, and confirmed elite for Summer!

>Where to watch?
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.ht<wbr>ml (stream)
https://implying.fun/team/mlp/ (/mlp/ archived matches)

>More info?
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/20<wbr>24_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup

>>41077247
I haven't seen an /mlp/ thread hit the image limit in a long time

were so back horsefuckers

THREE FUCKING STARS BY SUMMER, I BELIEVE GUYS!!!

CONGRATS MANAGERS/TESTERS/ET AL! You deserve the win today!

>>41077247
>WE FUCKING WON 2-1
AS WAS FORETOLD
>/sp/ LOST
KEK

Reply with the player you want to thank the most for their contribution to the team!

I LOVE THIS MARE LIKE YOU WOLDNT BELIEVE

Who talking in commenter booth right now? I'm too retarded to distinguish managers and 4cc staff

>>41077263
I'd say JCT is first in the list. Then it's the offense (Rape, Best Pony, Tracy) and then the Defense (Kirin Beer, >no hooves, Larson). After that it's the managers/testers. Everyone did fucking great!

I'm so fucking happy you guys. Again, thank you all so much for rooting us on. We couldn't have done this without you all. Is there anything you'd like me to draw up as the celebration for this match?

THE CURSE OF SITA IS LIFTED<br>I TOLD YOU GUYS FOR YEARS

If only kregg were here to rage at this.

>>41077263
Really balanced performance this time around.
>rape managed to not choke when most needed
Jackie held stalwart under heviest of sieges
Tracy was absolute menace
Defense was all around good and reliable
and Derpy came in clutch in the last half and carried us in her SAFEST HOOVES to the victory

post yfw Costanza gave us a goal for free

Posted this in the old thread but then new got created so I'll ask again lmao.

Is there a discord for the team. Also, when's the /mlp/ cup?

>>41077291
Another trophy in the case!
Or anything you want really, I'm just glad we won again.

Congratulations, /mlp/.<br>Well done and see you in summer.

Does anyone have a recording of the final?

>>41077263
They all deserve it. They all did great. But the finale was really Derpy shining through. She was on point.

JCT was great. Boop was great. And Tracy was fantastic, so glad to see her at the front like old times. She needs to kill.

>>41077317
It'll be up on implying.fun later.

>>41077223
this one

>>41077175
>>41077207
only complaint is the shitty twitter VA's. now if you excuse me I have to take a cold shower

>>41077312
any suggestions. I am not one to clop to derpy often

>>41077326
Don't forget to bookmark the tabs king

>>41077327
>>41077331
The image is outdated, hence my request

>>41077326
Welcome to the rest of your life anon.

>>41077291
Rarity and Derpy lifting the cup!

>>41077312
same
going to nut to this in the shower

Titan

I'm posting this again with the image I wanted. Spring Champions! It was certainly worth the wait for me. I'm glad I took the time off the last year, it really makes this all the sweeter. See you horsefuckers in Summer for the Summerslam!

Anonymous

Tester here<br>Thanks to everyone for coming out to cheer on the team. It means a lot to all of us chipping away in the testing mines to know it brings all of you some happiness when we get such a fantastic result like this. I'm so proud of everyone that made this run what it was. Until Summer, GIDDY UP FOREVER

>>41077347
I can't get over that costanza fuckup

>>41077247
The mare fair rep having a sign saying she's homeless was a great touch.

>>41077347
Big thanks to you, Note, and everyone else. On to Summer!

>>41077347
SUMMERSLAM AWAITS THIS TIME WE'LL TAKE ALL THE BITS

>>41077326
you deserve to suffer for choosing that crap.

>>41077347
Again, good fuckin' work to you and the rest of the lads! See you all in summer!

>>41077350
Cheers, lad. Good luck in Summer.

>>41077350
Ya did fuckin' great, lad, ya did fuckin' great!

>>41077361
that artist's aggretsuko stuff is great fuck off

>>41077362
>>41077352
post more I'm gonna nut to this clutzy horse

/mlp/
The love I was showered with in the last thread is proof that the anti-normies alliance runs strong between our two nations.
Please cheer for us in the pony autumn to come. These are the darkest days for the Reich. I'll definitely be cheering for you in the summer offensive.
-Your greatest ally

>>41077326
see you again soon. let me get you started with a new reaction image

>>41077347
Welcome back. Glad to have you. Was worried when you left.

>>41077397
I will always support a racially pure Equestria. May there be a white winter filled with pure ponies.

Shame that most of the good Tracy art is still from Woot.

We need artfags to make more Tracy images

>>41077397
Never stopped pulling for you, friend.

>>41077397
I'll always remember the alliance of '17. You will always be my greatest ally.

why does wearing the applekit always end in losing the match

>>41077408
what even is the Tracy lore? I know she has a fanmade comic or something, but I can't find it online.

Come back tomorrow night, we're gonna do fractions! Thanks Tom Lehrer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP8<wbr>0KAQ0Og0

>>41077397
Greatness acknowledges greatness

Tails of your victory have traveled even beyond the grave. Congratulations! Wishing everybody involved well.

>>41077397
>pic
I think those fag would neck himself if he ever saw one thread on /mlp/
lol lmao even

fuck. This thread is going to make me fap for the third time today

>>41077421
The element of unoriginality. Her name is because she was traced from Fluttershy. There's your spoonfeeding, now start a folder and start saving.

>>41077263
Tracy gave a heroic performance this cup - I wonder if she might have set some records for goals by a non-medal.

>>41077447
Not within the game - I'm wondering if she might have earned a non-medal golden boot or something

>>41077263
Everyone, we had a lot of scorer, even >No hooves performed against wg . And dashie got a goal. Im so glad twilight got a goal too. The only player who didn't was glimmer.

I am still upset that there was no /trash/ match.<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO7<wbr>z1ha0Se0

>>41077463
he sucks and his proportions are utter shit. Only a retard could enjoy this niggerbrain trash.

/mlp/ is about to turn this match around

I don't remember the last time I've seen this much porn posted with impunity

>>41077470
>ugly blob with a tiny pony head off to side
how is this appealing to anyone?

>>41077481
Why is her arsehole larger than anon's head?

>>41077485
To allow deviation from standard insertion procedure.

>>41077485
So Anon can wear her like a hat.

>>41077492
still oversized ass but better than the rest at least

Anyone got the CAM ON INGERLAND Smile parody?

Went looking for the horse pussy song and couldn't find it on youtube. Did it get scruffied or something?

>>41077500
>not even remotely shaped like a pony
that's not a mare it's a fucking potato

>>41077503
Someone linked it in the previous thread before it was used on the stream

I can't believe it's been 8 years since our last cup.

Noteperson

GIDDY UP, ANONS
Thanks for making the best memes on 4chan and for BELIEVING

See you in Summer

Anonymous

>>41077495
Twilight tastes like grape.
Pinkie tastes like cotton candy.
Fluttershy tastes like banana.
Applejack tastes like ______
Dash tastes like _______
Rarity tastes like sugar.

>>41077263
Wow did great! Very aggressive in her match. Still waiting for the wow + boop meme duo.

Holy shit wooooo
Feels good to be back
Great match from /sp/, edge of my seat

Thanks to all the managers and testers for all the work you put in <s>commiserations to Sita for joining just after the first grim reminder and retiring just before the second, lmao. At least you got a Babby second place</s>

>>41077263
I'm not sure she really did enough to deserve even my biased most thanks, there were some blunders for sure and Tracy or Best Pony probably deserve it more, but I liked how she was playing in a proper setup mare role this time and at least we got to hear best goalhorn once. That throw in to Glimmer for the goal from Best Pony was great.

>>41077514
>Applejack tastes like <s>Apple-pie</s>

>>41077515
The answer for Dash was skittles.

>>41077514
>rarity tastes like sugar

she tastes like marshmallow, obviously

>>41077513
I didn't beleeb but I'm glad nonetheless.

>>41077513
May appul blessings be upon you.

>>41077397
Frens forever.
>Verification not required.

>>41077263
Thank you so much, Tracy Bracey!
<s>Please break into my room while I'm sleeping and rape me.</s>

Weedman

Well play with the revolver and eventually you'll find out it's loaded the hard way. But there's no regrets on the decision to PES 16 all things considered. Congratulations, fuck you and have a good day.

Anonymous

>>41077489
>it's coming inside Rainbow Dash

>>41077539
Even in the credits of a PES16 tournament
F O E

>>41077397
We've had our differences, /pol/-kun, but Allah willing, you're there when the chips are down.

>>41077539
You know it could only happen on your machine.

Were those Suule credits? They felt a little different.

>>41077562
I think Suule stopped doing the credits a few cups ago.

Weedman

>>41077562
Different lad, Suule made the stuff I used for the Captain Stat Roll video at the start of the day though.

Anonymous

>>41077562
Suule had to retire from credits-making a couple of cups ago due to rl commitments.

>>41077539
We hope you had fun. Thank you for the work on the hype especially

>>41077564
>>41077569
Shame. It's just not the same.
>>41077566
I've missed that. I guess I'll need to rewatch the VODs.

>>41077575
That pic has no pussy, faggotron.

>>41077584
horse anus is also admissible

>>41077539
Thanks for the cup and amazing job with the HYP, now rest Weedman, we're gonna need the green light in Summer

Weedman

>>41077571
Again it was great to be up late working on something for the cup as a whole instead of testing mindlessly hours on end for a result. Who knew that making thing for a whole would be much more fun than just making a thing for a part of it?

>>41077549
Hey it happened twice on Boris' before mine. Plus don't act like the results were much different with the other streamers.

Anonymous

>>41077513
thanks for helping making such an enjoyable team, winning a cup is beautiful, but doing it with such nice aesthetics is even better.

What changed? Why did we win this cup but sucked during Winter Cup?

>>41077603
Different PES, different tictacs

>>41077603
>What changed
uhm, literally the software that the cup is running on.

>>41077603
PES 16 was designed with horses in mind.

It's mother's day today

we got mom a cup win as a present

>>41077603
Recoming of good times and losing useless package gathered during dark times.

Goddamn /mlp/, you faggots did it again. It's been a while since I was a regular here but I'm glad to see the cup hyp still kicking (pun intended). Shine on to summer you beautiful bastards!

>>41077603
The Horsefucker Conspiracy struck a deal with the 2huspiracy, expect big things coming summer

>>41077614
You madlads actually sent her an irl jersey? Fucking. Based.

>>41077633
Good sloppa. Even got the teats right,

>>41077595
Weedman, the cup has been nothing but fun since you've been running it. So much great cups and cupdrama. mulp winning this was just a crowning on it. 'luv u and hope u can finally start luving us back somehow.

>>41077603
The previous management tried their hardest, but their tactics just didn't work. They were treated harshly, but they kept on sticking to their outlandish tactics. I am glad that the new management managed to pull this through.

hello frens!!! congrats on ur trophy! wanna share it with our worldd cup trophy? regards ur frens at [s4s]

>>41077654
hello fren! You should keep the world cup trophy, it's yours.

>>41077654
hello fren, yes, this is nice idea

>>41077654
thanks fren, love ur memes :)

>>41077657
>>41077659
>>41077661
>>41077669
>>41077674
hope we see u in summer! 17th is like a nice maybe or maybe not spot :^)
*pats you for being a winning board like me*

>>41077654
You are nice board! I liked you in the cup, hope you had a lot of fun!

>>41077690
Hope to see you fren, esfores is a nice board

Twilight deserves congratulations for finally getting a fucking goal.

I guess mods got tired of letting pony being posted.

>>41077725
I love Twi, but I really hope this summer she can score moar ^:(

>>41077735
8/10, Some fascinating matches and a lot of teams giving it all. Really fun to watch

>>41077735
Honestly I would have rated this cup 9/10 as long as /mlp/ escaped RO16. Only team I wasn't 100% on board with on final day was /y/

>>41077725
>stop using her lanky model
>she finally scores
STOP USING THE SEASON 9 (non-canon) MODEL ALREADY

>>41077735
Even without the win, I'd rate it 9/10, it was exciting, amazing matches all around, only one or two boring matches in the whole cup, the underdogs came really close from getting into the final, which is always nice, would be a 10/10 if /y/ or any other team that never even made into the semifinals made it to the final

>>41077735
I didn't watch nearly enough to really rate it, but 8/10 for /mlp/ win and /sp/ - /vp/. 2016 really is a blast, no one really felt like they didn't deserve to be where they were.

>>41077735
Fun matches and a thrilling cup. Mlp and other boards gave us an exciting season 9/10

>>41077347
Thank you for getting rid of Sita. Been saying it for years and once he's gone /mlp/ goes and wins a Cup

>>41077762
Buddy, who do you think that bribed Sou to win the whole cup?

1st time we see numget getting **into** the pitch

>>41077777
>Check em
>Our Greatest Ally is

>>41077813
>supercharged chant not labeled as corporatecore

>>41077595
Sou they are trying to push the nightlies again. Slap them around.

Link to vote for the Auties:<br>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1<wbr>FAIpQLScPCrNZ6mqLmU4jcfkXbSwsEZ1Pcu<wbr>88s5g2W5NJXxso32jJgA/closedform

Id is shidbosting dime :-DDD<br>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet<wbr>s/d/1uZwxJ8v8X5B6viBiUq6RMxugZaqZr5<wbr>K3Ai6oGr6XeYQ/

Weedman

>>41077823
It'll burn out again, it'll be fine
https://files.catbox.moe/ti1lex.rar<wbr>

Here's the Hulkilanth model that we used for the hyp. Enjoy playing through Half-Life with this abomination.

Anonymous

>>41077918
excellent. I've always wanted to jump into hulks head.

>>41077258
based jannies leaving this up

Greetings from /biz/
Congrats on the win, I knew you could do it
/myboard/ is potentially kill due to email verification now being active, so I'll be cheering you lads on in the elite cup

>>41078127
Thanks man and good luck with the verification mess

>>41078127
Good luck on the poi and whatever else hurdles you have.

>>41077539
We couldn't have done it without you, Sou.
Honorary horsefucker 4lyf

2+2 stars
Most titled teams in the cup
GIDDY THE FUCK UP

>>41078127
>>41078145
Is the email verification a problem? From what I've seen it's done a pretty good job of removing pajeets and shitcoin shills

>>41078360
Should be done here if that's the case.

>11 years later people forgot why we set up the email verification system in the first place
Are you craving sockpuppet teams that much?

>>41078373
we're talking about email verification being required to post on /biz/ to reduce shills and spammers

>>41078379
Oh lol, my bad, I'm a duck.
Have a Swibble.

>>41077777
[s4s] is so kind they sacrificed themselves to give us a trophy ^:)

>>41078360
/biz/ is very small market stagnant thanks to it now, so effectively a lobotomy and pajeets moved to /bant/ and /pol/, specially /bant/ is full of shitcoin now.

>>41078414
Can they not ban that for being off-topic, or were they doing that already on /biz/ and that's why they needed the verification?

>>41078432
It was mostly due porn spam/nuking as /biz/ is blue board, so either email verification shenenigans or moving /biz/ to be orange board. So in /bant/ case no reports due porn as its already nsfw board and apparently shitcoins arent off-topic, also pajeet threads on /pol/ get moved to /bant/ sometimes, so /bant/ is effectively designated shitting board now. Imo should just rangeban India.

You know what we should do?<br>Redesign the logo to include the two babby stars.

>>41078450
>rangeban India.
I told long time ago already, rangeban BRICS

>>41078450
why not send them to /trash/, I thought that's what it was for

>>41078452
don't think you're allowed to do that

>>41078462
they choose it (except part that /pol/ sending them to /bant/) guess /pol/ have jeets mods now lol lmoa even

>>41078463
There are no actual rules about what you can put on a logo (aside from it being displayable on streaming services). This does not mean you will not be rightly and relentlessly mocked for bragging about babby cups or putting extra stars on your logo.

>>41078432
They were doing it on /biz/. According to the sticky that announced email verification, to the tune of 300 bans/week.

>>41078416
I hoped that was gonna be Harry Enfield when I opened the embed. Not disappointed in the slightest A+++, would watch again.

>>41078145
>>41078414
>>41078450
The problem is that due to the pajeet spam, mods were forced to implement it. I know at one point they tried to IP ban indians from making threads but as you probably know, that didn't work.
The real issue cup wise is that /biz/ is now in the same league is /vip/ or /j/. It can't be posted freely on and requires extra steps to post. Worst case ist a "ded board" the next babby and is banned from playing
As for POI, I managed to get it for spring right before the IP counter disappeared (fortunately /biz/ has ID's but wierdly enough not flags enabled). This time around was tough, due to mods/jannies patrolling the board constantly, I was unable to get a thread up for long enough before jan jan saw it and swept it up (I was lucky to get 1 thread for sufficent POI).
The 3 day bans we're annoying but I could get around them easy enough to try again
Ultimately its up to /admin/ now, but I will only know when the next babby comes around

Shit happens
Thankyou for reading my Ted Talk

>pajeet spam
>email verification
Sorry for my ignorance on the matter, but what exactly has happened? I've never been to /biz/ so I know very little of its lore. Did people start begging for crypto?

>>41078525
Looks like the only option is to wipe india of the map <s>in minecraft</s>

I spent multiple sleepless nights running tests for this team, and if you ask me, every single one was worth it, enjoy it anons, we did this all for you, now if you excuse me, I'm gonna sleep trought this whole week /)

>>41078610
Good job guys, I was honestly surprised at how solid the performance looked in the final. Considering the previous matches, I had serious concerns about the endurance of the left and right backs but you handled it impeccably.

>>41077814
>They were in every cup we won
>Didn't play last babby and we lost
You might be into something anon

>>41078453
Brazilanons are retarded, so they can fuck off. Russianons are nice, they can stay. India definitely needs to fuck off. China can't even post on /mlp/. SAnons are probably nice I guess.

>>41078891
Actually, you know which team /mlp/ fought in EVERY cup it won?
/u/.
Every single cup.
Groups in SBC13, SC15 and SC16 (win, win, draw) and RO16 in SBC24 (win)
And they also were the winning team in the only final we lost, in WC18.

We thrive on yuri, except when Cadance is tasked in kicking a penalty.

>>41078900
Cadance doesn't believe in lesbians

>>41078900
Cadance is ALL about love. She would probably fail even against /y/

>>41079135
>>41079148
Okay, which one of these is canon?

>>41079169
well, in the end we got LyraBon and AppleDash, just do the math...

>>41079175
>Epilogue lore
He asked for canon, silly

>>41079196
Oh, feel free to believe whatever you want, that's the fun part of fandoms: each guess is good as any other.

>>41079196
Lyra and Bon Bon literally proposed to each other in an episode, That means gay marriage is legal in Equestria anon.

>>41079239
>violate the sanctity of marriage
>equestria crumbles
funny how that works.

>>41079245
>sanctity
Hate to break it to you, but their goddess has a sexy body, loves cake and is scared of chickens. I don't think she cares that much

>>41079250
https://implying.fun/video/spring24<wbr>/2024-05-12/

>>41079270
Celestia should have died in the S2 finale.

>>41079288
And kill that ass? Pshhht, go worship foals, you degenerate

>/admin/
>POI
Can anyone explain what cryptofriend is talking about here? Does a board requires specific amount of shitposts to even have a team at rigfest? I've never actually dived in behind the scenes shenanigans and didn't know there's anything except the will to participate required.

>>41079321
/admin/ is the people loosely responsible for making things work. Proof Of Interest is just getting people on a board to say they still want a team in the 4CC and the amount required depends on the activity of the board.

>>41079321
Teams need to occasionally post a thread on their boards to ask posters on that board whether they're interested, and what players and such they would like to see play. This ensures that teams don't get completely detached from what the board actually cares about over time, as has happened in the past. There is no set quota of shitposting to meet, but there needs to be some level of will to participate from the *board*, not just the guy running the team. Which can be a challenge on boards with aggressive moderation that like to murder cup threads on sight.

>>41079321
POI means Proof of Interest, it's the proof that the people who post on the board are interested in the cup, that's one of the reasons teams live or die, basically every manager/caretaker has to post on the board to see if the anons in it are still interested in the cup. It's not a very widespread concept around here because /mlp/ is allowed to have cup threads so it's never a problem

>>41078900
Cadence kind of redeemed herself by scoring two late goals against /v/ to prevent a loss.

>>41079335
understandable, all that purest form of love had made her dizzy to the point she tried to hump >rape after the match

>>41079250
>>41079270
>>41079271
Yeah, but does anyone have only the final recorded?
I don't want to download 13gb just to make a half minute clip of the final

>>41079398
If you wanna wait for a bit there's this dude who makes videos featuring the highlights of the games https://www.youtube.com/@HughJanusJ<wbr>r

>>41079512
Is there a chat record for that postcup stream where riggers scroll through horse porn and copypasta? Video itself kinda useless as they posted images in chat

>>41079538
I don't think so, unfortunately. It's not really part of the cup. More like an afterparty.

>>41079538
No it's only the video itself, for the cytube chat you'll have to go trough the implying.fun recording

>/mlp/ is still the biggest market in the 4cc

>>41078900
>yuri supercharge bullshit broken
>dykefags still can't just fuck off

>>41079926
>yuri supercharge bullshit broken
Since when?

>>41079931
Since yesterday. /mlp/ was not in the group stage with /u/.

>>41079962
It's broken when /mlp/ gets drawn into a group with /u/ and doesn't reach the final. Also funny that /mlp/ was drawn into the RO16 against /u/ and then won. The common factor seems to be that /mlp/ needs to be drawn against /u/.

Many moons ago, when I was poor and Tracy was on offense, I was going to get a jersey on account of she kicked ass that run, but then I had to cancel the order and just ended up getting a >rape instead. How I wish I had that jersey now... New run when, zimmernigger?

>>41080273
I NEED to buy a jersey, please make a new run happen

>>41080273
I'd buy multiple Applejack kits

>>41078900
Purest form of love can never be wrong.

>>41080273
I hate myself for not getting the Derpy one when it was first on sale.

>The cup win was guaranteed by Faust on Mother's Day
Kino

>>41080273
I have an extra scarf that never left the bag it shipped in because the person it was for flaked on meeting up at a con.

Who should be used as refs for Autumn? Numget refs?

>>41082296
Imagine Numget in a cute ref shirt and hat

>>41082285
Referees are faggots who ruin your day whenever they decide to show up with their retarded opinions. With that in mind:

>>41082285
Ms. Harshwhinny, Scruffy, Señor Huevos,CNS Anon, Celestia could be fun, and Twiggie in a little car too

>>41082285
An Anonymous ref, since he is now effectively /mlp/ clay because every other board has turned to wojak faggotry.

Would be funny too because everyone could claim they were the ref that game.

Wonder how many copies of /mlp/'s Spring export we'll see in Summer.

>>41082460
At least 3 other boards have Anon as a player, don't think it's gonna happen

>>41082460
Meh, too boring. Ponies or bust.

>>41082285
It's a babby, so obviously Flurry Heart.

>>41082285
Numget will be funny, I mean she is goofy and all over the place.
>>41082388
Twiggie in a smol car is funny too

>>41082285
<s>He will carry our cards</s>

>>41082285
Now that other anons brought it up, I kind of like the idea of Autumn Blaze or the Burdened as refs.

>>41082285
Scruffy, Autumn, and Flurry Heart would all be good choices. Scruffy is simultaneously generic and specific to the board, the cup is in autumn so Autumn Blaze is an obvious shoe in, as is Flurry Heart for a Babby. Anon might also be a good fit.

Weedman

>>41082460
Green Anon is still universal especially on /f/, fuck you for trying to claim the imagery is exclusively /mlp/ clay.

Anonymous

>>41082858
/trash/ is the only competitor

>>41082858
pls undastand many people have forgotten /f/

Weedman

>>41082861
The only that matters in the regards to /trash/ is [Sick Bassline]

>>41082862
I do not give a FUCK

Anonymous

>>41082858
Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe /jp/ still have one of their players with the anon model too no?

>>41082460
Do you WANT people to hate us for the sake of it? Because claiming 4chan-wide characters for /mlp/ is a great way to accomplish that. Let's at least be hated for our own stuff.

>>41082858
>>41083219
Okay dudes calm down. Even if anon isn't /mlp/core perse, he would still make a good neutral ref.

>Sou is still here, silently lurking until something triggers his rage
Sweet Celestia, he's secretly an horsefucker, innit?
We need pony Sou as ref.

>>41083352
We have pony Boris, pony Kregg...wonder how Sou would be like

>>41083356
Weed-smoking with a luchador mask and sombrero

>>41082388
>>41082285
>Twiggie in a little car too
>Ms. Harshwhinny

Loving these ideas

Weedman

>>41083352
>4CC Commissioner lurks one of two places still actively discussing the cup
What a novel concept! Yuk it up as much as you want but the reason this thread is still on my watcher is because of the open door policy I got. I've always believed in leading things from the front which means being in more places for people to yell at me about virtual divegrass. That means being active in the three places that can discuss the cup openly as much as I personally dislike it, I'd rather stomach it than not keep the open door policy open. Until it proves detrimental long term this is how things are gonna be as long as I'm running the show.

Anonymous

>>41083356
>>41083406
Caballeron but with a moustache
Or...<s>Senor Butterscotch?</s>

>>41083409
Chill bruh, you're very much welcome. We're just having some harmless fun.

>>41083356
>Pony Sou
>hates ponies
Basically, pony Uncle Ruckus?
>"DOOOOON'T TRUUUUUUST THEM NEW PONIES OVER THEREEEEEE"

Weedman

>>41083435
I am chill, you just dont know what level of knowledge niggas are working with these days. There are multiple people involved with the cup now that told me they were four fucking years old when the 06 Habbo Raids happened and I have not fully recovered from it mentally yet.

Anonymous

>>41083479
Shhh, it's ok, you're simply getting old. It's gonna get worse with every passing year till you'll find yourself yelling angrily at zoomer memes from your porch, while reminiscing the good old days of Dancing baby, YTMND and The Flash Tub.
Find solace in the realization that they will experience the same exact thing in a few years.

>>41083479
There are plenty of oldfags left, but over the years they just start lurking more instead of being active posters. Ironic.

>>41083479
>There are multiple people involved with the cup now that told me they were four fucking years old when the 06 Habbo Raids happened
I can’t believe adults born after 9/11 exist.

>>41083479
>four fucking years old when the 06 Habbo Raids happened
I refuse to acknowledge anyone born after 1999 is an adult, they're just underage kids and you should ban them for being underage

>>41082285
>step 1: Numget referee with shirt and hat
>step 2: Numget emote in the chat
>step 3: ?????
>step 4: profit

>>41083649
Your mom is overrated and gay

>>41083479
There will come a time where people watch the cup, who weren't even born when the cup first started.
<s>The worst thing is, that time is probably already now. The only question is which board they come from</s>

>>41083479
Tripfag namefag pretending to be an oldfag is cringe!
>>41083486
Yeah, you guys should go into senile homes where you fucking belong instead of having temper tantrums about how nobody gives a shit about some niche thing that happened. And if you really want people to learn “le oldfag 4chin history” then maybe don’t be so fucking aggressive to newfags and whine when they take over and have disdain for you.
>>41083498
Good. I don’t need to hear them whine about everything and how people don’t give a shit about something that happened nearly 20 years ago.
>>41083550
>>41083564
And if you were born after 9/11 you retards? Maybe learn that people born after a certain year aren’t all the same and that your just being retarded faggots for the sake of being retarded faggots because “nooo the world before 9/11 was totally hecking amazing and a utopia!!” ignoring shit you missed like the 1970’s oil crisis, 1980’s IRA raids, and the 1990’s fall of the Berlin Wall. Which I know you’d gladly bitch about and go “hurr how is anyone born after the 1990’s fall of the Berlin Wall an adult!!?!! They’re all underage b8 so we need to ban them!!”

>There are people RN who think "Is this 480p" is a joke.

>>41083702
>calling weedman a tripfag
ISHYGDDT
>>41082285
We need a Horsefucker Geoffery ref (reffrey?) to TURN IT UP

>>41083710
>noo this literalwho needs to be respected!!!
Use the fucking trip code and not a name if your just babby cup staff instead of attentionwhoring with a retarded name like “weed man”

>>41083725
>literalwho
DUDE, STAHP, THIS IS GETTING EMBARASSING

>>41083725
Do us all a favor, newfag, and lurk moar.

>>41083725
I did not say you should respect Weedman. You shouldn't. Sou the Coward's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He rigged my fucking team. That's right. He took his fuckin' quilly export out and he rigged my FUCKING team, and he said his export was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my 4channel.org. Sou the Coward, you got a small export, it's the size of this guy's brain, except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my aesthetics looks like. That's right baby, all models, no boxheads, no cardheads, look at that it looks like two custom models and a UV scroll! He rigged my team, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck /admin/! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on /admin/. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE CUP! How do you like that, Boris? I PISSED ON THE CUP YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit fucking /admin/, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

But enough about newfagshit, did you praise safest hooves ever today?

>>41083825
Always Anon, may Celestia bless her forever

>>41083825
I'm busy maintaining my jackie tulpa. I want no trabble on the pitch.

>>41083610
Numget is retarded though. I really don't see why you guys think it's so hysterical. It feels like it's more of a circlejerk icon than a meme at this point.

>>41083908
Cry some more nigger, Numget will not be denied.

>>41083908
This. Numget isn't any different to something like Popen. At least opg has the decency to keep to themselves.

took my 3 days vacation to come back to newfags shitting up the thread

>>41083725
>the commissioner of 4chan cup
>literally who
do everyone a favour and KILL YOURSELF

>>41084272
Take another vacation then and whine harder. I’m sure the “newfags” boogeyman is going to keep haunting you.

>>41084300
What happened to ignoring bait oldfag? Maybe you’re retarded, do you need your special short bus to get around town? Someone’s clearly butthurt I don’t give a shit about “le commissioner” who just probably dumps cash for notoriety anyway on this shitty dying board.

>>41083700
>only question is which board they come from
Probably /vt/ or /v/

>Numget refs
>Numget-kit
>Replace every team with nothing but numget
You Numgetfags need to understand no one like Numget and you pushing for her make everyone see her as nothing more then a force meme.

>>41084318
>You Numgetfags need to understand no one like Numget and you pushing for her make everyone see her as nothing more then a force meme.
To be honest that could be said for 95% of the players in any team. And yes, I mean including the ones that you, SPECIFICALLY YOU, love and cherish the most.

>>41084329
>strawmanning this hard
Oh sorry sweaty, does including the mane 6 on the cup team make you upset because that’s what the whole of /mlp/ is generally focused on?

>>41084346
...I am sorry, do I know you?

>>41083649
They hated him for he said the truth

>>41084355
>D-do I know you?
Rhetorical question retard, it’s a anonymous board and we shouldn’t even have had the fucking name field in the first place since this website came to shit just cause of its mere existence and promotion of attentionfagging.

>>41084272
How did it go anon? See any horses?

>>41083825
To think some people tried multpile times to kick her out of the team, during the years, because, and I quote "she's a retard", "stale meme", "all players should be /pol/ approved", "she's jynxing our chances at winning"

And yet, she kept keeping, even for them.

>>41083649
She isn't, Numget is one of the few original things this board could come up with in the last 5 years, anons love her, make content about her, and then you have one faggot who have a shitfit over it because anons are enjoying something that he doesn't, which means that it must be a secret cabal which plans to take over /mlp/ by making board OC and not being huge faggots

>>41084745
>this board
You mean your circlejerk in which you're forcing your shitty meme down the board's throat.

Do refs have to be already existing players or can they be picked from whatever meme one can come up with?

Some ref ideas
>Three fillies in a trenchcoat (cutiemark crusader referees yay)
>JCT style Cursed Apple kit (fire optional)
>Flim and/or Flam
>Nicholas Cage
>Iron Will

Rarity, Octavia and Vinyl from "Bloom & Gloom" holding yellow cards instead of votes

Is there any divegrass happening between now and Summer? Friendlies or anything?

>>41085309
Whatever meme/character that would fit the role as a referee, I believe active players are forbidden to be referees because that would confuse things

>>41085578
I believe the Soumissioner said something about bringing back the Weeabowl before the summer cup, friendies were pushed to autumn, and I think that if there's enough free time they might revive some other long dead memevitational like the Tag Team Cup or the 4cccl. Outside of that, there's the VTL and the VGL I guess

>>41085578
I hope for FAG 12: I need to mock /wdb/ and post sexy pics of their slutty captain

>>41084439
All that shit was said by offboarder saboteurs. They know she's our secret weapon and they fear a /mlp/ with 3 stars.

>>41085620
I think they typically do FAGs when there's a six month span between /mlp/ playing. So the next one would be in Autumn if /mlp/ makes it to the knockouts in Summer.

>>41085285
Seconding this. His strict by the rules shtick is perfect for a ref.

how is this fun to watch?
the wiki doesn’t really give any info on customizing the stream tab so your stuck with music unless you mute the video, and you have to full screen to ignore the twitch chat and are forced to use a “unique” name in chat which beats 4chan’s shtick to anonymity and not namefagging.

Any chance we can get a fully anonymous chat where people aren’t forced to namefag to participate? Or do people seriously have to go Anon1, Anon2, Anon3 just to barely be anonymous.

Otherwise this is why most twitch streams suck ass, I don’t like seeing some chat going 5 million miles a hour spamming two word memes when I’m trying to focus on the game.

>>41085851
>how is this fun to watch?
It's painfully obvious that you don't like a ton of stuff about the cup so I think you're better off just walking away from all of this. You're upset about the platforms, you're upset about the stream chatting, you're upset about it not being exactly like 4chan when it's something outside of 4chan. Do everyone, mostly yourself, a favor and leave as you're just not enjoying anything about the 4cc since none of it is likely to change to your expectations.

>>41085851
> I don’t like seeing some chat going 5 million miles a hour spamming two word memes when I’m trying to focus on the game.
Just go fullscreen like I do.
>Any chance we can get a fully anonymous chat where people aren’t forced to namefag to participate?
Nope. At least you don't need to make an account to chat.
>how is this fun to watch?
Get drunk. All football fans get drunk before matches or during the matches.

>>41085896
Have you tried just not being a huge faggot?

>>41085916
>Have you tried just not being a huge faggot?

>>41085019
Over 500 people watched numget being created live during /mlp/con, and she was voted in through the polls, so that's a hell of a large "circlejerk".

For the anons that are still around, something that we are somewhat trying to do is get into the habit of communicating with the board a little more consistently compared to how we used to. There were anons who voiced their frustrations in the past when it came to hear nothing from the team over the course of 6 months of waiting from one babby to the next. Is there anything that you lads are curious about or would like to chat about? Tactics, aesthetics, anything regarding the team? Fire away and I'll answer what I can

>>41077311
Alright, I'll be sure to do this as the drawing!

>>41086019
I suggest finding formation to counter current /mlp/ team since i am 100% sure everyone will be running it on the summer cup.

>>41086019
An addendum to that, if our performance in spring got you inspired, and you wish to join the team, please do, the requirements to join are having a computer that could run PES 16 (and maybe later 17) and loving poni. Every little bit helps us to get the 3rd star

>>41086042
We figure that many summer teams will try to at least experiment with their own adaptations of the final day teams from spring, therefore it's certainly a great idea to make sure that we prepare ourselves against the things we expect to see.

>>41086055
This. If anybody is interested to get involved, we'd love to have you. The mare the merrier!

>>41086019
Well, PES being PES aside, how consistent are tests/testing in comparison to the game day results? I remember back in 2015/2016, there were tons of tests being run even up to the final matches. If I recall properly, PMB mentioned in one final match that one tester had managed to come up with a counter formation at the last second via testing, which worked and got /mlp/ a win. In later iterations, I believe it was said that testing wasn't as strong or that the results on one person's comp was the complete opposite on the rigger's during game day. So how reliable is it overall?

>>41086074
>how consistent is testing
It's helpful, but it can be very inconsistent. This is because of things like the randomly generated player conditions/form, the other hiding sliders (and even formations if they are cheeky and running a fluid), the other team doing different subs and different changes as the match goes on... shit like that. The autopilot /tg/ was an autopilot that couldn't even change and therefore is the easiest to test against and it still crushed most of its opponents in Spring and got a 3rd place finish
>final day testing
Funny you mention PMB, because if you go back and listen to Ken Ashcorp asking PMB the question "Did you test for this final?" after mulp won summer '16, he replied that they ran tests throughout the 3rd place match and it made all the difference.
>how reliable is it overall?
It's very slightly helpful.

>>41086019
I heard you guys fed Tracy ketamine.
Confirm/deny?

>>41086068
I think something needs to be done with midfielders because they barely do anything but standing in place and randomly block passes with their bodies. Numget needs to participate in moar goals.

>>41086019
Just one question: how do you guys deal with Pizzabutt and her shit on a daily basis?

>>41086163
>midfielders barely do anything but standing in place and randomly block passes
We hear you anon. It could definitely be nice to further increase the impact of the midfielders. We'll look to see if there's a way that we can get more impact out of them without compromising the buildup and defense roles that we like them to focus on

>>41086168
>ponies threating you with this face
why that's so adorable

>>41086168
cadance demands hourly cuddle sessions and champagne in a sippy cup

>>41086163
I disagree. The midfield messed up a lot of opponents plays by acting as a wall.

>>41086168
>how do you guys deal with Pizzabutt
If she fucks up, it's cans.wav. It she plays well, <s>I go to a donut shop the next morning and buy a strawberry donut</s>

>>41086190
And the best part is that <s>>rape is actually terrified of her</s>

>>41086206
Well, you know what they say. You can't rape the willing.

>>41086209
raping the goddess of sex is like forcefeeding cake to Celestia.

Seriously speaking, tho, I noticed something that could be nothing but could also be kinda worrying: during the /wg/ match our left and right backs seemed to fumble under pressure constantly, probably not helped by the fact that were set (I think) to hold the ball and get out of the defense with it.

I am not saying this is the wrong approach, but it looked like as if there was no plan B available, at least during the match. Maybe you should work a bit on supporting them (dunno, lower the defense line or switch to long passes), so that they don't get out of stamina (and concede goals) by the end of the first half

Other than that, great work.

>>41086238
>our left and right backs seemed to fumble under pressure constantly
You're completely right, the fullbacks definitely did get overwhelmed at points during the buildup. This was somewhat anticipated though since it is where /wg/ shines. /wg/ put a player skill card on all of their medals (most of them being strikers) called Track Back, which allows for offensive players to place a lot of pressure on the other team's defenders if they're in presence of the ball. The con to Track Back is you can sometimes screw over the rest of the Track Back player team's defense by going out of position. When you have a bunch of Track Back medals who are trying to steal the ball against your nonmedals, they're going to win a couple of them. We had a lot of things looking out for in that match, and one of those things was if we're going to lose the ball, we'd rather it be a wide fullback in the midfield rather than a centerback in our box. The goals we conceded were at 15' on RB Kirin Beer getting her pass intercepted by Cunt Destroyer followed by a cross to Helios, at 75' after RB Kirin Beer had to cover Helios following an aggressive CB Horsefucker push, and at 84' with CMF IWTCIRD getting dispossesed by Cunt Destroyer. I won't say what changes we had ready to go to make if it started to get too overwhelming in reference to what you said about a plan B being available, but we felt that the FBs were playing well enough on offense to justify the uncomfortable position we placed them in for a good amount of early buildup. We felt this because they were able to participate in buildup of the first 4 goals and maybe even the 5th depending on how you view that quick pass.

Tl;Dr: They were bound to fuck us over on steals so we tried to limit the conversion of their steals into goals by emphasizing our FBs in buildup.

>>41086168
Usually by jerking off to her. It tends to keep her in check. For the most part.

>>41086148
That's a rumor spread by other managers to discredit all the hard work put on this team <s>they fed her pervitin </s>

>>41086339
I'll do my part later tonight.

>>41086463
the Third Cup trophy should be bigger than everything else <s>and filled with tears from the other boards</s>

>>41086237
>"I don't understand it. Marie Antionette went mad in fifteen minutes!

>>41086543
i swear one of these days someone's gonna post an edit of that pic with condense having huge teats obviously hanging between her legs and nobody will notice for at least half a day

>>41086556
that's the funny part, <s>Cadance is actually a cripple, those aren't legs but her boobs.</s>

>>41086573
Dear jesus, PES '12 was cursed.

>>41086606
Visually sure, but game wise lotta more realistic than 2021.

>>41083702
Nigger I didn’t say anything bad about people born after 9/11. I just find it hard to believe is all. If you’re going to be a retard go back to ifunny or whatever 4chan jr you come from.

>>41086573
>Pre Fox Engine aesthetics
Kino

>>41086573
Weedman, please tell me the cup is eventually going back to this for the sake of the wheel.

I have stared into the abyss and the abyss blinked.png

>>41086693
>filename
Reminded me of this old screencap.

>>41086606
Yeah, we're super spoiled with our aesthetics now.

>>41086747
I like that >rape's appearance has barely changed over the years

>>41086747
kino, we should run these for the 15th year anniversary

>>41086889
The more it changes the more it stays the same

>>41086916
Now we know who wins between Messi/TSUUU and >rape

>>41086889
Because he's just some Serbian guy iirc, I think aesco just uses the model from the base game.

>>41087241
>SOME Serbian guy
...a "certain" Zlatan Ibrahimovic?

>>41087241
>rape's original face model was from a base game (fake) player called Jaromton which >rape was copied onto.

Eventually this didn't work anymore, and some time was spent in the player face editor to make >rape resemble the Jaromton player.

Eventually, a 3D model of Robin van Persie was used to provided a proper head model for >rape. His old hairstyle was added to it, and that has basically been >rape's look ever since.

>>41086706
/k/ truly is a wonderful place.

I guess we're not getting the cutscene? Shame, it would have been nice to see

>>41088476
The guy who makes them kinda died. Other people are looking into the process for making them, but odds are that's not going to be for summer.

>>41088476
The guy who did was one of the /c/ managers I believe, who ragequit this last winter after /c/ got the spoon

>>41088476
>>41088500
i can do it tomorrow if he died again
already did it for /pw/ last winter

is there a date for the next Tag Team Cup? I absolutely love /mld/'s models, especially Luna

>>41088635
Based lunafag. Thanks. I'd do it myself, but my rig is rejecting the updated repo. I may toy around with it a bit and see if I can get it working.

shame Luna doesn't have any board memes, as dream guardian she would make so much sense to have as defender

>>41088637
The soumissioner has interest in bringing it back since there's not many memevitationals happening this year, but he's gonna revive the Weeabowl first
>>41088667
She has her TINY FILLY SIZED butt

>>41088637
No date and /mld/ isn't coming back since teaming up more than twice is kind of an unwritten rule of the TTC.

>>41086915
>anthro
>nohooves
Goodbye tourist

>>41088717
seems like you're the tourist here

>>41088693
why would they make that a rule, what if 2 boards become friends and want to stay a team

>>41088683
We could get a "YOUR TINY BUTT EXCITES ME SO" Luna player for Summer

>>41088717
Pretty sure that image has been floating around for a while

>>41088839
If you can convince enough people to nominate and vote for, sure, but I believe the next roster poll will be held after summer, just like the previous roster poll was held after this winter

>>41089119
I might be wrong but we had most Miss and even some Mr /mlp/ competition winners on the roster, maybe thats another angle to advertise adding Luna

>>41089485
I think we had an Applejack Miss /mlp/, but I don't remember any others.

>>41089555
Applejack, that's a cursed apple kit! Take it off before something bad happens!

OH MY GOD SHE HAS APPLE AIRPODS IN SHE CAN'T HEAR US

>>41090400
Will he get his eyes back if we win? Maybe augmented laser eyes?

>>41089535
15AI and Verity. Dan too, but he was already on the roster.

>>41090400
He's better being blind, that new rape he's been developing seems to be promising.

<s> except for offsides </s>

Can't wait for the next FAG because it's going to be /pnk/ year<br>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<wbr>OOOOOOOO

>we've hit bump limit
cutscenesisters, its never been so over

They warned us about the Soumissioner... The crack are starting to show on the 4cc

>>41091129
It was horrible, Anon. Horrible!

So this is how the cup ends huh? Not with a bang, but with a missing trophy cutscene

Put her in, she will bee the change that /mlp/ needs for it's 3rd star

Shoutout to /mlp/'s most underrated player >no hooves

Shoutout to /mlp/'s most underrated player >bane

>>41091861
It was a brave directing decision to have bane bend batman over and >rape him in an extended one-shot scene

Consider the following: Autumn Hyp presented in >rape vision.


Traversia CYOA #1

Coltshan

Chapter 1: Harbinger

Within the bowels of the Canterlot dungeons, the wails and cries of the outliers, traitors, and defeated foes would echo. Pony, changeling, griffon, diamond dog, and more. All sealed away here after chaos would subsume Tartarus, no longer could every issue be solved by stoning or locking away problem individuals anymore. The frequency of such rebels increasing year over year, as if the world itself resisted the 'peace' that was afforded to Equestrians.

Now you lie here, an outlander who was mistaken for an beast, the mark upon your hand proof of your suspicions. If such a creature possessed their own cutie mark, was the blessings of their race leaving them to bless lesser beings who couldn't understand friendship? Absurd!

Thus we're you thrown into the deep dungeons, where crystal and stone lie, the deep cells no doubt, for the worst and most dangerous threats to Equestrian military and ponies security.

Sitting in your cell, you look around, your roommates of a sort being an wall shadow and an changeling of a certain beauty. It's been quiet for a few days as the two were rather quiet and weak. Only given the bare minimum to survive.

[What do you do for the time being?]

Anonymous

>>41073695
Have we tried getting acquainted at the very least with our cell mates? Better to know who we're dealing with than being strangers indefinitely.

Coltshan

>>41073915
"So...who are you two? You don't look so good." You ask awkwardly as the bug horse twitches her ear, ear locking onto you, "So the creature speaks...I am, was...the queen of the changeling race. Now I'm, nothing." It was almost sad to hear such a thing, to lose ones people...

"And how about you mysterious shadow? Are you faring alright?" You ask with concern over the mysterious shade. Her eyes gaze into your soul as she releases an sigh, "Your concern isn't required, I am not so pitiful as to need it...but I appreciate it nonetheless."

Over the next few hours, you began to exchange names, small talk, etc. Chrysalis, and Nightmare, and you...an herald of destruction of the current order. Not even you remember your origin, you simply, were. Wandering the world is an almost comatose state. Called towards Equestria by almost instinct. A poor excuse for food that was slop was served as you sat patiently, spooning the slop into your stomach to keep your strength up.

[Time passes as you talk to your cell mates, but what about?]

Anonymous

>>41074280
Who's gonna end up on the chopping block first? My vote is that we eat ze bug.

>>41074280
Complain about ponies locking us up over our fucking mark that we know nothing about, while they walk around with their own willy nilly.
Hopefully the topic of bad mouthing ponies for a while will get us to be liked more by them. Other than that? Search around the cell. Doubt ponies would dumb enough to leave an escape opportunity, but you never know.
>>41074288
But what does a shadow actually taste like? That's the more interesting question.

>>41074280
I see two ways out of here. The radical one: amputate the offending hand. The rest of our body doesn't appear to make the pony society feel insecure. The classical one: seduce the jail guard using our weary charisma and steal the keys. Jail guard like love songs as much as anybody else.

>>41074437
I don't think the guards like us at all.

Coltshan

>>41074288
>>41074304

This is some downright bullshit, to be judged so harshly for something one could not change or alter was so heinous a crime, then no wonder was the land itself rioting against the incumbent rule of the land. "We need to find a way outta here...I'm not going to spend my existence rotting in this hole."

The two look up at your hopefulness, wondering what could drive a creature such as you to see a way out of this situation when they, powerful beings, could not. "It's hopeless to try, we've not the power to escape by hoof even if the way was opened expressly for us..." Nightmare explains limply as she smolders in the corner, afraid to be evaporated by sunlight. And Chrysalis too starved of love to even truly lift her body, an somber position it seemed. Though mayhap you could try something to help them regain their power?

[Time to plan what's to come next.]
A. Teamwork makes the dream 'of escape' work.
B. Time to do the Ole pretend to be sick and hurt routine.
C. Write In

Anonymous

>>41074535
A. Still need a good plan, which is hard with the lack of what we know of our surroundings, but committing to teamwork is a start.

Coltshan

>>41074652
>>41076289
"So...we need to work together to get out of this mess, I don't plan to go out like this, and neither should you?" You state as you get up. "Alright Chrysalis, Nightmare, what can we do to get you two in tip top shape?"

"Well this changeling feeds off of love, and I am unable to maintain more than this form, drained of magic with no body to...support my existence."

"Hmm, would I make an suitable host for your form to subsist in sunlight? And how does one to give another love? Do I just uh, hand it over?"

Nightmare seems to consider it before nodding, "Yes, I suppose if you have sufficient magic to leech off of I should be able to survive as youe 'shadow',"Nightmare states as she as she attempts to attach to your body, "Hmm, you seem to have an greater reserve of magic than I thought possible? Though the bottleneck seems to be your only issue. Such is that of beings who don't use much magic...what is next Aulas?" You nod as you turn to Chrysalis, "Alright bug queen, you can feed on my love. I don't have any waiting for someone so take a deep drink of it."

Lifting Chrysalis up onto your chest, you lean in to give her a kiss, "H-hey, I'm not just going to kiss some barbarian...l-love..." She aggressively and with sudden ferocity kisses you, the feeling of color draining from your vision as you slowly began to grow weaker. Your not sure when to stop as you suddenly almost pass out before Nightmare takes control of you hand and shoves Chrysalis off you as breath in deeply the dust filled air. Cough, cough! "Gods be damned, you trying to kill me you vampire!?"

Chrysalis smirks as she rises to her hooves, blushing lightly as she shakes her grogginess from her form. "I thank you, I might have gotten...carried away creature. But I must say your determination has inspired us, our mutual hatred for Celestia will bind us for the time being...and your love, was delicious. A taste that was sublime amd almost like a pick your own flavor, or perhaps an bouquet of flavor?"

Rrriiiight...,"Well, we can try to force our way out, if we combine our...strengths? We could break the crystalline bars?"
You suggest as the two nod.

[Now all that's left is to ask anything else of them or formulate an possible escape plan...]

Anonymous

>>41076453
First of all, how common do guards come to patrol and/or give us grub? We should time our breakout when there's little to none of them to see or alert everyone.
If we know the best time, and have the strength to break the bars, best next thing to do would be to have Chrysalis quickly scout the area while disguised to get knowledge of guard locations, weapons, and most importantly the exit. She's got to be quick though, since it'll only take a single guard to come and notice the break out.

Might be a good idea to have chrysalis alert the guards of the breakout before falsely reporting where we last went so we can funnel them elsewhere and make it easier for us to escape the dungeon, but better to scout out our options first.

Coltshan

>>41076941
"Alright Chryssi, you know the guard patterns around here, times they patrol or give food?"
"Don't call me that." She says a bit annoyed as you explain to her about trying to divert the guards attention a bit before they find we've escaped. Wouldn't hurt to find the guard spots, Weapons lockup and hopefully the exit.

"You seem to not be as stupid as I thought beast, your clear use of my powers belies the wisdom of a strategist. Now hurry and break the bars before we lose our minds from boredom." Chrysalis says as you pick up an rock and begin to chip at the magic crystalline prison bars, slowing cracking it bit by bit as you took your time.

After an while, you manage to Crack and break the bars with an stone rock, with an small bit of sweat on your brow as Chrysalis take the form of an guard as she headed of to scout the halls and area. Soon returning with some gear, handing you an shortsword and small shield. "Upwards is bad, we need to go deeper down to the base of the mountain before they notice we've gone." Chrysalis says as she tosses you an key as you look at the other cells. Different prisoners locked away behind bars.

[Free the other prisoners or make an silent getaway?]

Anonymous

>>41077702
Some prisoners joining us would be useful in our escape and perhaps would serve as long term support, depending on if they stick with us after our escape. Trouble is that if they start noticing us freeing prisoners, they'll all demand to be let free and yell for the guards out of revenge if we don't free them as well. Could always just have Chrysalis disguise as a guard again and free them to escort out of sight so the other prisoners don't throw a hissy fit.
Search for a group of prisoners strong enough to help but not enough to overpower us should they backstab us for whatever reason.

>>41077702
Even if they don't join us, they can cause a bit of chaos and buy us time to escape. I wonder if there are any that have an axe to grind with the guards and would rather stay back and fight than escape?

Coltshan

Going to respond once I return from the store

>>41078478
>>41078310
With an swip and and a swing of the key in your hand, you hand it over to Chrysalis to start freeing prisoners one by one, two by two, and so on as she tells them a false direction to go escape to while she flies back to us to go and and escape as we began to hurry deeper and deeper into the mines, that went deeper and down ever onwards, the sounds of fighting having started mere minutes after the escape began. Our targets on our backs were probably the biggest out of anyone there so we had to be sure to hide and sneak past any pursuers.

[Ahead is an path, Forward or Downards, but which way?]

Anonymous

>>41079485
Whichever is comfier. If both are comfy, I'd say downwards. Find the darkest shadow of the underground and rechange Nightmare there.

Coltshan

>>41079700
Deeper and down the trio went, through the deep tunnels and caverns into inkest black until Chrysalis told Aulus to stop before an crevice ahead as they rested, letting Nightmare the chance to drain some of your magic with another embrace as she hugged you closely as her horn was pressed to your forehead gently, magical energy siphoned from your body. You felt a bit weaker bymut otherwise you felt completely fine.

Nightmare was able to manifest her body once more as she was another creature of beauty as her starry mane formed an cavalcade of stars. "You look beautiful..."

Nightmare nods humbly as she blushes, "N-naturally...I am the mare of the moon after all." Aulus could only chuckle at her flustered looks he pulls himself up. "Comr on ladies, we should keep moving." Nightmare leaps back into your shadow as you and Chrysalis crosses a gap, leaping and fluttering across.

[Next was an deep decline and another path. An steady path downawards, but which way was right?]

Anonymous

>>41082478
We're the least competent person of the three when it comes to choosing paths in dark underground tunnels. Steady?

>>41082478
The steep one is probably too dangerous to traverse even if it might be quicker.

>>41082478
Anyway, what's their deal? How did they end up in prison?

Coltshan

>>41082522
>>41082573
>>41083204
Walking through the cold and dark caverns, you look to your companions as only silence and hooffalls clatter amongst the dark, lit up by hornlight from Chrysalis. "So ladies...what is it exactly that you did to get locked up anyway?" An awkward silence continues before Nightmare first spoke up.

"I tried to defeat my sister, princess Celestia, my night,so beautiful..was never appreciated, our subjects love and adoration directed only at her. She always set me aside, even as we fought together I was merely a nuisance to her. We were not equals, no matter how she might of construed things in her head. So we fought, I was banished, only to return a thousand years later to lose to her and her disciples friends...the coward." She says with sadness, malice, and loneliness.

More silence went on as Aulus gave his silent condolences to the Mare of The Moon until Chrysalis, perhaps spurred on by Nightmare, would add her own sad backstory. "I wanted to feed my subjects, we feast on love, and we were never able to establish our own culture, greatness, we lived as an wandering, starving mob and horde, trying to merely get by...that is, until I was defeated and my children slain. My heart aches knowing only I remain now." She grimaces at the thought, pain and contempt for those who defeated her clear as day.

You sigh, "Survival comes first, vengeance will come after." Aulus says directed their emotions to the effort of getting out of here. Up next came the final stretch as you could hear voices ahead, women's voices? You sneak forwards to the light as you spot 6 mares standing at the final exit towards freedom. Were you fated to be stopped, imprisoned forever?

[What do you do? 3 vs. 6 aren't exactly ideal odds.]

Anonymous

>>41086313
Do either of them recognize those six? Also, since we hear voices, can we tell why they're here?

Coltshan

>>41086789
>>41088312
"Its...it's them." Chrysalis and Nightmare mutter in fear and malice, wary of their power to overcome them despite the odds.

You peak from the shadows as you spot an Pink Mare with an bouncy personality, an yellow mare looking shy yet resolute, an blue one that was bragging to the others about how they would win this no problem. Then was an prim and pompous mare who fears they might have to go in after you three in the dusty cave. An orange mare with a stetson, and lastly an purple mare who seemed to be their leader.

"Looks like we'll have to beat them to get past..." You mutter as the other two seemed apprehensive, "If we work together as one, then maybe we'll have a chance." You tell them as the mark on your hand glowed dimly.

[This was it, the moment of truth...victory or defeat.]

Anonymous

>>41091108
Their fear tells me it wouldn't be so easy. Have there been any paths branching off the main one?

>>41093807
Can't really plan with so little info.

Coltshan

>>41091388
"Any other paths around here?" Aulas asks as the two seem to shake their heads, if there was another way then they'd have had it blocked off anyways.

Anonymous

>>41096210
I wasn't asking for that, I was wondering if we could lure them into some side path, somehow lose/trap them there, and then leave when they're no longer in front of us.

>>41096210
What Nightmare Moon can and can't do? In the pilot her abilities were kinda fuzzy. We saw her randomly manifesting fears and dreams, and also randomly stealing mustache for some reason. Can she will a side tunnel into existence if we try really hard to force ourselves to fear tunnels and dream about them at the same time?
I don't know how the mustache-based part of her magic can help, unless she can retroactively steal mustache from some historical character and butterfly effect us far away from here.

Coltshan

>>41096302
>>41096480
Luring them would require bait and an willing hunter ar the very least. Nightmare Moon has some powers of spatial teleportation but the mines are unable to he warped out of. She can manifest parts of herself as her shadowbolts, like cloning herself by halving her power each time into her shadowbolts. It would be possible to Smash an alternate route through, though it may simply alert them to your presence if random chance betrays you. I'm willing to go with the side passage part, Chrysalis likely had some worming knowledge to entering or leaving the caverns.

Anonymous

>>41096626
So Night can make a sacrificial clone and Chryssi knows her way around down here? They can work out a plan to bait them while we look for a hiding place that will let us get past them once they're occupied with a wild goose chase.

Coltshan

>>41096727
"Alright, alright, Nightmare, I need one of those shadow clones to bait those assholes to go on a wild goose chase, and Chrysalis, we should find an hiding place while they get after the fake. "Do you think it'll work?" Nightmare posits nervously, if this fails then she would be unfit to fight.

"It doesn't matter, if we can give them the slip then we'll survive...we will have our revenge..." Chrysalis says with apparent vengeful venom.

You nod, all that matters is the safety of your new friends. Not like you have any memories. Nothing tying you down...nothing to live for.

Thus would the plane be levied as you have become Nightmare Moon's Ghost, an pale imitation of the real thing. Destined to return to yourself should, when, you perish.

[You approach the party of 6]

Anonymous

>>41099306
Lets act like we're surprised by their presence and than run.

Coltshan

>>41101263
You approach the edge of the entrance to see the Mane 6, your mortal enemies as they are shocked but quickly assume a combat stance, "Girls, prepare the ele-" you don't give them the chance as you turn tail and go to run away back into the deeper recesses of the mine. Rainbow Dash easily took the bait, wanting to quickly end the threat to the land as she follows you into the dark. Then came Applejack to try amd reign her in, them pinkie for the fun of it, causing the rest to cave in and chase after Nightmare Moon.

Over crevice and ledge, you flew using the imparted memories of your progenitor as they are led on an wild goose chase. Getting more and more lost, you cackle and goad them ever onward, letting them catch glimpses of your dark coat and spectral mane, you could feel your true self start to make her escape as your friend and ally of convenience got closer to their escape. It was time to make your final stand, to wound or otherwise make one of them unable to continue the chase when they discover your simply an cloned shadow.

[How and Whom shall you wound?]

Anonymous

>>41104344
Applejack seems like the fastest (on land) of the bunch, and since we're running over dark uneven terrain, it should be easy to cause her to injure her legs. If we can get a second one before being defeated, clip Dash's wings.

Coltshan

>>41107952
>>41107264
>>41104862
Hiding just over the hump of an ledge, you Spear Applejacks rear hooves with blackened spikes as she cries out in pain, her kicking greaves not enough ti Shield her from harm as you loose several reading darts at Rainbow as she turns to look at Applejack in extreme pain. Her wings are clipped, wounded as Twilight leaps above and unleashed her alicorn tier magic upon you as you evaporate from the major blast. An final glimpse showing your progenitor had long escaped and made their way past the exit to the abandoned mines...you are, conten-

"Agh! Myself, I'm sorry!" Nightmare says wincing in pain as you fled along the open Plains, an blot among unblemished green. Luckily Chrysalis took the form of an guard, helping camouflage you both as your force to carry Nightmare through her pseudo pain and grief. An symbol of an darkened moon was upon your palm strangely enough, but you couldn't think on it now as you made way for the everfree. The pace being unbearably slow due to the carrying of Nightmare and your own form inhibiting fast travel. Nightmare seems to have calmed as you she returns to your shadow, in seeming embarrassment for her show of weakness.

[What do you say as you wander to the cover of the Everfree?]

Anonymous

>>41109902
Tell them what we did while we were away.

>>41109902
Are we still hiding from somebody or not? If we don't we can sing a song to lift everypony's spirits! Can Chrysy shapeshift into a lute? Or even better: we can steal a real lute somewhere and then Chrysy can make this lute a grouchy pony with the mean stick spell. Unless this quest is on a strict canon character diet?


MLP IDW Comic Set Your Sail #1 Storytime

IDW writers are the most insufferable hack niggers to ever live fuck them and to hell with them

>>41069201
Shame on you for spamming this atrocity you're a disgrace

Summarize it for me. Did they retcon the hippogriffs and made seaponies their own race?

>>41069292
Those seaponies seems unrelated to those from G4 Aquastria, G4 Seaquestria and G5 Jade Sea seaponies.

Fun enough little read. Thanks OP. And sad to note that seagulls are still bastards even in Equestria. I suppose nowhere is perfect.

Do you think Misty could turn humans into ponies?

>>41070150
If anyone could do it, Misty could.

>>41069227
I don't get it. This water park has a portal to the sea or the magic teleported them there?

>>41069287
Fuck off faggot storytiming takes some effort and is a greater contribution than you've ever put into this board I'm sure

Anyway. Thank you OP. I will say the art was cute at least some IDW can be terrible

Still waiting for a new G4 comic series…

>>41069214
The real 6th of the group, Kenneth (formerly known as Princess Tuna).

>>41070878
I’m gushing about the art in this issue. High, high, marks. Too sleepy to go into specifics as the moment.

I'm surprised a tyt comic looked so good

>>41069201
looks cute but has a story and lore values of an anime filler so nobody will even other analysing the comics. The first canon seapony is Destiny and we can only await her return in TYT

>>41072305
Agreed, the art is nice, but the story is standard kiddie schlock.

>>41070646
I think Misty's spell makes the transform when the get wet.

>>41069227
Does anyone have the fish slot edit of this yet?

>>41077803
Izzy is especially begging for it

>>41070878
Go back to equestria daily, shill.

>>41079284
We can say the same for you twigger

>>41079284
Imagine having such a polluted mind you think anyone that enjoys g5 is a shill

>>41079284
>does not know about storytimes
Lurk more before posting.

>>41071078

lol, we’re never getting another G4 comic again.

>>41077803
Here's your delivery Anon!
https://derpibooru.org/images/33637<wbr>65

>>41080386
Shit I forgot to edit the text. Look at this one instead.
https://ponerpics.org/images/696173<wbr>9

>>41080509
I'm going to plunge in that slot

>>41080509
Do you think they smell like tuna?

>>41080509
<s>With where the fishslot is it looks like they're cumming sparkles</s>

>>41080509
>Pipp has finished her transformation into a piggy bank

>>41079884
>Imagine having such a polluted mind you think anyone unironically enjoys g5

>>41082978
I unironically don't enjoy your posts.

>>41082724
How many quarters can I stuff into her slot?

>>41084037
So 87 dollars and fifty cents? Nice

>>41079284
>2024
>Still mindbroken by EqD
I forgot that shit existed lmao

>>41084643
Me too, I'm a g5 fan and I the only time I even think about that site is when someone tries to drag drama over here

So the carnival boardwalk exists but Izzy hasn’t met destiny…?

No idea how they got underwater from the roller coaster. Why do they have a train under water?

Two eyed Gilbert is such a name

>>41085909
Another case of Hasbro being unable to keep everything on one page

>>41069211
Pipp was absolutely brutalized

>>41069210
The birds realized Pipp looks like a pork sandwich I guess

>>41087421
Maybe she smells in a way that angers the birds

I think its so fucking cringe when Megan Brown the roastie writes "oof" in a comic

>>41088515
Why, a writer can't write like someone younger?

>>41089939
There's not really much to work with here.

>>41089992
Having her be happy underwater is good enough for me

>>41090363
It sounded like you wanted me to add a line to the page, but none of there poses are really optimal for that.

>>41088944
She aint, and thats the reason they think kids like art deco

>>41090560
When I was a kid I liked fallout 3 and batman the animated series

>>41090558
Didn't even know you were offering. I hope next issue has Seapony Sunny

>>41069263
Anyone else think this would look a lot better without Hitch?

>>41092236
Hitch has been feeling like they regret making him a main character but are stuck with him

>>41069207
>>41069211
Does IDW takes place in a parallel universe where Destiny doesn't exist but Boardtrot does?

>>41093351
Who knows at this point, they may not even have notes from the tyt team

>>41092796
I've been wanting to make a thread about this topic for a while, but I want to make an OP that's decently researched. What you're saying is true. Hitch does feel peripheral to the rest of the m5. His stories are garbage and all revolve around his Sparky. Even his schtick of being a nice guy is being overtaken by Misty. He's so fucking lame.

>>41094543
>>41094553
I don't even notice a difference here, Hitch sucks

>>41094914
I noticed the large negative space, but that's about it.

>>41094553
You missed the section covering Zipp's cutiemark. Soviet Russia will collapse now.

>>41094553
Pippfish
SharkZipp
SeahorseSunny
Mermicorn Izzy
OctoMisty who will never fuck and cum

>>41095469
I like that a nostalgiafag like Sunny has a seapony body that's like a g1 seapony

>>41094506
The Blaize toy had Sparky without Hitch. I wonder if Hasbro's edict is that Sparky must be there. We want to like the ponies, so it seems to us like Sparky is attached to Hitch, but it could be the other way around. Given the choice I would rather get rid of Hitch (ideally both of course).

>>41094543
>>41094553
It's a big improvement. He's such a wallflower in most episodes that theoretically we could edit him out entirely.

>>41096194
I just don't know why Sparky is being forced. Like if it was an obligation to have Spike, or to mimic baby Yoda?

>>41096514
They’re not really capitalizing on Sparky merch either. A mystery.

>>41095014
Just some seaweed wrapped around her.

>>41094955
That spot is for sea cucumber Sprout.

>>41096654
>Sea cucumber Sprout
Damn that would be funny

>>41096194
Sparky makes some sense to include here though, since Blaize is included.

>>41096841
I guess the implication here is they bonded over Sparky

>>41069215
I like how IDW Haven is around and accessible for Pipp

>>41069223
Is Pipp a corpse of vampire? Why does she hate running water?

>>41098241
It means she has to go catch it, which she doesn’t enjoy, because she’s fat

>>41098612
So she'd prefer flying water? Or falling water?

>>41069255
Changelings? Deep ones from Innsmouth?

>>41101068
Doesn't most vore art not show the thing inside? I'm going with smell personally.

>>41069238
They really like snacks in IDW

>>41102757
She does, they just censored it: >>41069201

>>41069234
Not a fan of the bubble Beard

>>41104283
Can’t hide a weak jawline like that

>>41105519
Well also because if we're going by crab logic, that's like a beard made out of spit

>>41069230
>Iz
Pipp’s name is too short for a nickname


POLL: Which MLP:FiM Seasons are Good?

Poll: https://forms.gle/19tNQXeqMmqemJ4c7<wbr>

Poll Results: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1<wbr>FAIpQLScRI1wc3LARDLiRNht5sdKKlDq5vs<wbr>vu68B7Afj2CLR23EebOw/viewanalytics

>>41082710
I personally agree with the views expressed in this chart, so I think Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and EQG are good, while Seasons 6, 7, 8, 9 and Pony Life are not good.

>>41082723
I think everything up to season 6 is good. Afterwards, nothing really hit well.

>>41082710
Who the hell voted that seasons 1 and 2 are bad?!

>>41084234
Probably the anon right above you lol

>>41084234
There are many edgy season 1 haters lately. Or probably just a vocal minority. People that hate season 2 are just trolls.

>people that like the seasons I like
based
>people that dislike the seasons I like
cringe
>people that like the seasons I dislike
cringe
>people that dislike the seasons I dislike
based

>>41085922
Oh, it's you again.
You wouldn't need to do this if you had any friends, but again, unlikeable assholes such as yourself can never make any friends in the first place.

>>41085989
>I went and made a pic to show everyone how much I don't care, guys!
Ask your doctor to increase your medication dosage. But remember, eventually your medication will destroy your liver, kidneys and will kill you as well.

Expected results honestly
>S1
Venerated
>S2
Fandom peak, fond memories
>S3
Beginning of decline, very controversial ending
>S4
Better received than S3 definitely, new show era
>S5
Some consider it the show's peak
>S6
Super controversial (Glimmer)
>S7
First one with more dislikes than likes. Many consider the show dead at this point
>S8
Abhorred
>S9
Disappointed
>EQG
Controversial
>Pony Life
Generally disliked

Btw you can samefag the survey indefinitely. There's 27 participants atm and I don't think results will change much unless someone starts trolling.
Those are all not surprising votes. Personally, I liked most of S1-6, anything after was kind of a chore to watch

>>41086184
I don't get the point of these polls, we already know what /mlp/ thinks. /mlp/'s demographics hasn't really changed since after the show ended when some moved on while there was a huge influx of returnfags.

>>41082710
Interesting to see the McCarthyfags (people who like seasons 1-5) are in the majority, looks like the Faustfags (people who only like seasons 1-2) are just a loud minority

Is this still pretty close to correct, or has there been a noticeable shift since?<br>I can't imagine much change unless the popularion of /mlp/ has significantly changed in the last few years.

>implying S7 is worse than S6
Holy mother of samefagging

>>41087725
go fuck yourself, cause no one else is gonna.

>>41087685
What really stains S7 for me is its horrible opening and finale, perhaps even the worst in FIM
At least S6 had a decent finale
>>41087296
Yea, checks out I'd say
The show has been examined so thoroughly you might as well call it scientific facts
There will forever be a dispute between S1 and S5 and we will forever shit on S8 and S9
That's not gonna change until this board is deleted

Why is Season 5 more popular than Seasons 3 and 4?

>>41089882
Because season 5 is better than 3 and 4


When it cums to ponies, how horsey is too horsey?

>>41079806
This is my upper limit, generously.

>>41079836
I mean.. if a full horse had the mind of a pony, that's just a bonus really.

>>41079806
Actual muzzles are a nogo for me
Also when the torso becomes too big and heavy it just looks obese

>>41079806
There's definitely an uncanny valley kind of zone, but I like full horse and I like pony. >>41079829 on the other hoof is pretty weird; baron engel is great at rendering but I don't think he's good at combining their strengths.

>>41080006
Never heard of Baron Engel but I agree with this sentiment. Combining 3D horse and chibi bodies into some uncanny combo isn't my thing, but I like 3D horse and I like cartoon mares. Either way, they're a warm body to snuggle up to and a highly emotionally receptive and empathetic animal to <s>hug and pet and give carrots and apples and brush their manes and scrub their hoovesies and and and</s>

>>41079806
I'm not sure if I can quantify it, it might be more of a picture-by-picture thing, but I definitely don't like it too horsey, I want my stylised ponies. E.g. clopician/arareroll style is very on the line for me where sometimes I'll be just fine with it and sometimes it's just too much.

>>41080111
I put clopician/arareroll in the uncanny valley - frankly uglier than both horses and ponies. Outside of the animation, which I can respect compromise for, they don't have any appeal except as like, posturing that you like the le "tasteful combination of pony and horse". Mercurial is a good counterexample, he usually successfully avoids uncanny valley by just making horses that are cute.

>>41080272
Mercurial is a good example for me where I liked his earlier stuff but what he currently does is too horse for me.

>>41080089
Source for picrel pls have seen this ten times already

>>41079806
Both horses and show accurate ponies are incredibly beautiful. I'm fine with the extremes of either. Seeing this horsey Fluttershy has brightened my day.

Spirit's art style is probably what I'd consider the upper limit before it starts heading into Vaush territory.

>>41081609
spirit has the optimal "realistic" horse animation style.

>>41079806
I love the entire scale. From G1 to G5. From Faust to Hoers. I want them all.

>>41079806
The body can be as horsey as it wants but the face must be expressive.

>>41081372
Sorry bud, I don't know the sauce either </3

For lewd and romantic pic related is around my limit. For cute and platonic full horse is fine.

God came to me in a vision, and told me to put to the sword those who draw ponies with human genitals and without horse teats

What are people's feelings on 'realistic speculative evolution ponies' honestly I don't mind them that much when they aren't hyper pierced butch tumblr monstrosities like the artists version of scootaloo. Sort of feel like a 'what if George Lucas and ralph mcquarry made mlp' scenario.

>>41081959
Oh hey this guy. I guess proto-horse ponies are ok in small doses. <s>My Little Eohippus when?</s>

>>41081966
>Oh hey this guy. I guess proto-horse ponies are ok in small doses. My Little Eohippus when?

The issue is that the artist's Cadance drawing and pic related are the only passable ones. The rest just look like tumblr monstrosities. The face used for Pipsqueak should be closer to the default pony face and it's not like hyper-neotony is unheard of in nature.

>>41082002
(Cont) In fact if we're going off humans and chimps as a comparison, most of Jayrockin's ponies look like they'd be at the homo erectus stage at the level of neotony.

>>41081946
What did the Lord say about those who draw pony teats with human nipples, areola and all?

>>41079907
This picture will never not be funny to me.

>>41079907
This picture will never not be sexy to me.

>>41081372
>>41081861
>>41081893
Most likely from Mareholic but I couldn't seem to find it

>>41083351
give the sauce or kill yourself nigger

>>41079806
I could go full horsie as long as the pony has the intellectual capacity as in the show, capable of talking, and does not have 3dpd-type insanity. Basically, if there was such a thing as horses about the size of MLP, that passed the Harkness test, and that had generally pleasant dispositions, I would marry and fuck such a horse.

>>41083351
I am asking you nicely to please post the sauce

>>41084065
He won't because he's a trollfag who doesn't even know
It's indeed from Mareholic because I have seen the sheriff before but idk the exact comic
Also I think the horse is actually just a normal horse, not one with human intelligence and speech
Which is definitely fucking disgusting
I mean it's still weird and degen as hell if it's a smart talking horse but an actual horse is straight up zoonigger territory

>>41084084
>I think the horse is actually just a normal horse
Nice! I'd still like the sauce then.

>>41084084
in the eyes of normies we are all zoofags, embrace it

>>41084129
True, but most normies are also retarded
Intelligence and speech are still very much human features and this definitely separate us from actual zoophiles
You are not a literal horsefucker because you want to bang Twilight or Rarity
Real zooniggers would never be interested in any pony from FIM, way too humanoid for them
I've been rickrolled to /zoo/ once and it was where I saw how deep off some people can go, we are normal people compared to that

>>41084176
>>Real zooniggers would never be interested in any pony from FIM

>>41084170
>Real zooniggers would never be interested in any pony from FIM
If you're talking about zoophiles that get off on the idea that the horses/ponies are feeble, non-sentient victims of abuse, sure. But I harbor some strong feelings toward horses and I don't feel that way. I think they're lovely companions, empaths who understand more than we assume, and capable of showing their consent or defending themselves. I know people like the zoodonym sadists bound horses and gagged them and so on, but you can do all the same things to human women. It's an outlier and a morally wrong one at that.
<s>I think a sign that your feelings aren't just fetishism is the capability to platonically show affection and care toward them. If you don't have the restraint to keep the bucket tucked away until their needs are taken care of and they're happy, then you're just a sick fuck, and don't actually care about them. If you're content with giving them mane brushies and sharing an afternoon relaxing with them, then your love for amre is legitimate.</s>

alright my zooniggas, which was first for (You) mlp or zoofaggotry?

>>41084481
mlp. I always found horses fascinating as a kid, since >muh cowboi grampa, but didn't really think of them as possible partners and life companions until after mlp.

>>41084481
Horses first by around a year. My sexual awakening in general was my mom's college psych textbook, reading about fetishism and sexuality there. I basically literally picked zoophilia from a catalogue of fetishes, and even then I knew horses were my favorite. R34 was equally enjoyed, but I didn't have anything special for ponies, I only cared after watching the show later.
I remember letting my friend borrow my ds and him opening it up to horse porn in the web browser, thankfully he was a bit of a degen too so we could laugh it off.

i want to fug the cartoon horse
i want to feed the real horse apples and brush its mane and coat
simple as

>>41084481
I must admit, pics and vids of winking horse pussy had me diamonds, years before mlp aired.

>>41084481
Mlp. I didn't start out even lusting after the shows ponies. But falling in love with the show lead to one thing after another and opened my eyes to how horses were truly the sexist animal on the planet. I can appreciate a good horsepussy on a cartoon horse or a real one.

>>41084481
my interest in horses got me a scat fetish when I accidentally stumbled upon it on e621
it’s so fucking over

>>41084170
>Real zooniggers would never be interested in any pony from FIM, way too humanoid for them
What the fuck
Do you even know how common being into real mares is here lmao
Show ponies aren't sexy but drawn porn is because by necessity they look way more like horses.

>>41085714
>Show ponies aren't sexy
Imagine being this wrong.

I'm OK with more horsey ponies, though it's really hit or miss, as another anon said. I think G1 did a great job balancing 'horse' and 'cute'.

Have some princess hoers. I love horselike alicorns.

>>41084170
>Real zooniggers would never be interested in any pony from FIM, way too humanoid for them
Haha, yeah...

>>41085714
>Do you even know how common being into real mares is here lmao
Nice attempt at your cheap diy psyop zoofaggot
The average anon on /mlp/ is not and never was an actual literal horsefucker
You can find the ponies from FIM sexy without being into bestiality because they resemble human features

>>41085714
>>Real zooniggers would never be interested in any pony from FIM, way too humanoid for them
>Disagrees
>Show ponies aren't sexy
>Proves his point
Huh?

>>41085796
>hoers with human buttcheeks
very cursed

>>41086656

You nailed it on the head, anon. Jesus Christ.

>>41085796
This art is terrible. Downright abominable.

>>41087831
Even worse he hinted that he finds it sexy
Legit brainrot

>>41086656
Next to nobody is aroused by show ponies either. Show accurate porn doesn't really exist.

>>41087950
Neither of those statements are true.

>>41087950
Most porn does go a little off-model but definitely not full feral
>Next to nobody is aroused by show ponies
While I wouldn't say looking at them gives me a rock-hard boner, some of them are still beautiful
Show ponies ultimately were what sparked the interest of millions of viewers after all

>>41081959
Rodent ponies? It does not really go for the strength of rodents; massive, cute button eyes

>>41088160
How off-model is a little off-model? The presence of genitalia on show accurate pones is technically off-model.

>>41079829
Is this done traditionally? It looks fantastic. I wish I was this good with my coloured pencils.


Wingpits are a woefully underappreciated part of the mare.

when you're right, you're right<br>snowpity and all that

>>41080833
>only pegasus has snowpity
That's racist

>>41080838
good, fuck them
feather niggers

Imagine cumming inside of a wingpit

https://derpibooru.org/images/30501<wbr>76

Does Fluttershy let her critters sniff her even if she knows they get sexual pleasure from it? Does she "relieve" them? Does she enjoy it? Fuck I wanna be Fluttershy's pet...

>>41080765
What made you realize wingpits were a thing

Are Pegasi even mammals? They have 6 limbs. Though mammals can only have 4...

>>41081354
She probably likes the attention from her pets, so I don't think she would mind if they sniff her. Aside from a few male species of animals (like wolves/dogs) I don't see many getting sexual pleasure from it. But animals do like sniffing, including the females. But if I'm with her I'm hogging all the sniffing availability. The lesser animals can fuck off

>>41081363
The guy that portrayed Goro in the Mortal Kombat game and movie had 6 limbs.

>>41081371
Mortal Kombat is the most reliable source on species taxonomy

>>41081363
they are mammals because they have teats and vagina instead of cloaca. the feathers are just from magic interrupting the evolutionary cycle. same with the hydras and manticores. also i found this
>So, what about feathers? Just like mammals have sensory receptors associated with hairs, birds have sensory receptors associated with feathers. These enable birds to sense objects such as biting flies and other parasites.
their wings are sensitive...

>>41081377
Yeah... just like how spiders are insects... right?

>>41081363
4 limbs it is not an explicit part of the mammalian definition.

>>41081381
Fluttershy is not an insect or an arachnid. Please stay on topic. If you try to use IRL science to define her you will never arrive at an answer.

>>41081364
I'm betting olfactophilia is pretty universal across all species

This thread you either get horny or scientific

This is pretty hot, especially with Fluttershy's embarrassed expression.

>>41081418
for me i dont like embarassed flutters as much as slutty flutters. i like to think she has a very heathen view around sexuality and secretly engages in all kinds of bestiality and perversion because in her mind perversion is a beautiful part of nature

>>41081396
yes, but my guess is that they get more turned on by their own species, and maybe only exclusively.
but Flutters also produces strong pheromones that would attract almost anything
>>41081424
It wouldn't be perverse for her, just natural. Maybe she's a slut with animals but I still see her being shy with ponies. Like if a stallion hits on her she locks up. But maybe she gets a mixture of both feelings for a certain green monkey man

>>41081400
Or scientifically horny. The best kind.

>>41081377
AJ is a mammal with a cloaca, what now mr evolution?

>>41082575
now without the brush cursor kek

>>41082579
glorious I want to massage her.

>>41080765
I like the linework, but it's not my thing.

>>41084372
I now have a mighty need
what has this thread done to me?

I like how stuff that can't be generated with AI (for now) is stuff that gets a hoofhold on the board nowadays.

>>41086562
>muh ai out of nowhere
obsessed.

>>41086145
Given you good taste
Too bad there's barely any content for this, ponepaste only has 2 (two) whole greens with the tag 'wingjob'

What do wingpity smell of from each pegasus different fluttrhy dash spitfire flitter. cloud chaser fleet foot<br>is really sweaty or little sweat?

>>41080765
Fluttershy has the best wingpits.


Shippy shippy, do the shippy ippy ippy.

Shippy shippy, do the shippy ippy ippy.

Shippy ippy ippy!

>>41086232
Replace Ponk with Adagio and I agree.

>>41084090
me on the right
>>41084098
me on the left
>>41084103
me on the left
>>41084106
me on the left

Sunset "SS" Shimmer has a cuckquean fetish - she writes it "cuckqueen" because she only heard herself get called one but never looked it up - and wants you to fuck Twilight "Sci Twi" Sparkle under the condition that she watches or you tape it.<br>Sometimes she hides in the closet.

>>41084103
Bed kisses are hot. Who initiated here?

>>41087967
Nah, Twiggy is the cuck if anyone