>But who makes weather things in G5 if Pegasi stopped?
We have answers: rainbows are made with completely automatic autonomous rainbow machine. It was never a plot hole.
We can assume there's other machines responsible for other nature/cosmic things.

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>>41083699
You don't have jack fucking shit

>yet another leak
Hasbro never changes, kek

>>41083699
>replace magic with soulless machines
damn...

>>41083699
This could be cool if half of natural spooky shit happens because of malfunctioning machines that ponies don’t understand how it works anymore
Knowing hasjew, this is going to be pointless wasted potential

There are no machines. After magic disappeared, the nature of Equestria became the same as in Everfree. Because the silly little ponies were afraid of a nature they couldn't control, they didn't know how to farm in unpredictable soil.

This led to widespread deaths from starvation and cataclysmic events (notably Cloudsdale collapsing into the ground).

>>41083699
>>But who makes weather things in G5 if Pegasi stopped?
Who made the weather in the lands outside of Equestria? It makes the most sense to assume ponies managed the weather because it was more convenient to them, not because they ever really had to.

>>41083793
These people were never “pillars of society.” Were things really better then? No. You’re idolizing a fake past.

>>41084043
S2 is the only canon minus some episodes

>>41084424
It is a rendering of the mental illness of woke people

>>41084424
Hello, rainbows?
Rainbow machine broke
Understandable, we'll go fix it ourselves

>>41083699
holy fucking shit are they trying to make g5 equestria the boringest shit on purpose

Pegasi making and controlling the weather was always stupid and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>it's a jeet intern leaks the episodes in his native hindi episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CO<wbr>yoo71u7o&ab_channel=MyLittlePonyinH<wbr>indi-OfficialChannel

>>41084582
Did they really think outsourcing would stop another bighackintosh?

>>41083699
Everything was normal and fine, until ponies showed up. They industrialised weather making and their magic messed with nature. Now all the magic and factories are gone, nature goes back to it's original state

>>41083699
Making rainbows with ponies makes more sense than that cluster fuck of a machine.

>>41084573
Sure, anon. Just have the weather handled by nature like the real boring world.

>>41084798
I don't know, all I know I'm tired of the absolutely incompetent leaking and releasing. I would be embarrassed by my staff.

>>41083758
>>41084828
>Weather should be made by ponies, not machi- ACK

>>41085646
What late season episode is this?

>>41085834
>The newfag retard never watched Season 1

>>41085841
I don't remember what it is, must've not been paying much attention.

>>41085847
The Weather Factory, Cloudsdale. This location is featured in all seasons. Which you should know already.

>>41085855
Just looked it up. Tanks for the memories. That's not a season 1 episode, anon, even though I did see it. Guess I'm just not as autistic as you are.

>>41084573
I love the idea of ponies being custodians of nature. My headcanon is that ponies were not controlling nature originally, but had to take over because their planet was thrown out of the orbit and became a rogue planet. Each year the sun grew smaller and smaller. So all-alicorn pony society created an artificial smol sun-satelite sacrificing most of their magic, splitting into 3 tribes. Those that became earth ponies gave almost all. Others saved some to preform critical functions, because new sun is not perfect. Unicorns maintain the new sun and moon, pegasi iron out the weather and seasons and earth ponies' hard work supports them all. Then 2 sisters came and freed most of unicorns, pegasi and earth ponies from having to perform their tribal roles. Now a small portion of each tribe serves nature-controlling roles, while most are free to pursue their destinies.

>>41085878
Pretty cool headcanon. Just the "And then two alicorns magically showed up and saved the ponies" bit needs work.

>>41085855
>>41085859
The Weather Factory isn't visited until Tanks for the Memories, but it still exists from the start. Pegasi use machines to create weather on an industrial scale.

>>41086039
But that part is canon. The "Celestia fails at acting" episode mentions that. They had to sacrifice few unicorns every time they had to move the sun, but then Celestia showed talent to do that stuff without losing magic.

>>41083699
>weather is made by machines
>Windigos are dead
>sun and moon is moved by powerfull artifacts
Here are your "plot holes" all answered

>>41086228
Canon is not automatically good though.

>>41086253
Yes, but for me canon also means unmuteable. Can't have headcanons that conflict with canon. These belong in one's personal perfect vision of pone lore, which is fine.

Also G5 mentions Skyros and alicorn cities. Sounds like the old country pre-breaking up into 3 tribes. Maybe Skyros is like old Valyria and Equestria is Westeros.

It's fun to think about this, but I am not married to it.

>>41086099
What they visited in the "Sonic Rainboom" then?

>>41086631
Did they go inside in Sonic Rainboom? I forgot.

>>41087144
Rainbow Dash did the whole tour of the thing

>>41083699
>automation in place of manual work
G5 is aislop approved

>>41087426
If AI worked on the writing of this show, we would at least have some Chad Hitch episodes to balance it out, and none of it would be as generic as GM Berrows writing anyway

>>41087513
Season 2 is more generic than Berrow. I feel like s2 is making shit up and just doing shit like characters going into magic portals to do random magic shit now because RIP the Marestream I guess. Like I feel like a bunch of execs mandated shit to always happen in s2, so the episodes feel samey when you have to do the hairplay and shit constantly l

>>41087928
I feel like S2 explores lore and characters more now than in S1 which was just them following the events of MYM and filling the rest with filler randomness. So i woudn't return to S1 writing if i had the choice to.

>>41087944
>i woudn't return to S1 writing if i had the choice to.
So you like shit?

>>41087928
Yes, portals replaced the marestream. Why fly when you can powercreep?

>>41088068
He doesn't, that's why he hates s1 writing


Large Ponies

Anonymous

> When I watch my little pony I always thought the ponies would be small compared to the average human.
>"Does something trouble you friend Anonymous"
>I turn around and look up at Luna
No everything is fine Lulu
>Disputes me being six foot eight I still have to crane my head up to meet her eyes
>She is easily double my height and size but she is still surprisingly cute.
>"Alright then fellow along while we're meeting Chrysalis in the royal garden in ten minutes so please hurry along"

>>41084750
Cuddles must be great with ponies that big

Anon said he's 6 foot 8 so how tall is luna in the picture

>>41085484
Human is for hug, not fug or fud

>>41084750
Did you know that part of the horse feels exactly like human breasts

>>41085769
I don't know how breasts feel like.

>>41085811
You ahould ask for a milk refill then
Although considering this thread, I'm not sure its wise with the"bottle" size

>>41086788
how do I become like so? and are the non-alicorns this large?

Every pony in this world is twice the size of the tallest human

>>41084750
Big mares are the best, get high all the time

I want to be smothered under a big mare!


>>41084709
Sure! What’s your name? You wanna grab lunch or something?

>>41084709
Very pleasing color scheme. Reds do things to me.

>>41084711
>First reply isn't about sex
Wow anon we're healing

>>41084717
>Dozens of shitty slide threads
>Gets mad at the one with a cute mare

>>41084758
Just ignore that retard. If he really cared about the thread that got bumped off, he would've saved it.

>>41084709
>Cute, humble earth pony mare that works on an orchard has a crush on you
>She tries to ask you out but ends up blurting out her love for you and spills her spaghetti everywhere
What do you do, anon?

>>41084774
compliment her hair! give her a hat! help her out! this is my answer to you

>>41084774
say sure and ask her to make some candy apples.

>>41084774
Romantically picks up her spaghetti

>>41084758
this is a shitty slide thread, you didn't absolve it because muh mare.

>>41084800
But shitty barbie slide threads are fine?

>>41084709
No. I would be open to being friends though.

>>41084774
If I'm not seeing anybody, I'd go out with her and see how she's is, like any sensible human would do. If it doesn't work out then so be it. (It will always work out with mare.)

>>41084803
Where did you come up with that one retard?

bumping this both for cute appul mare and to piss off the slide thread autist.

>>41084739
Anon AT LEAST wait until the second date you fiend omg

>>41084774
>You are Anonymous.
>You’re taking the sour with the sweet.
>Although you were prepared for a long day’s work, deciding to pick apples in a two piece suit wasn’t the brightest idea you’ve ever had.
>But in spite of the enervating heat, you’re more or less comfortable with where you are.
>It’s nice to hang out with AJ and her family, the pay’s good, and you’ve been meaning to get outdoors more anyway.
“Things could be a lot worse,”
>you say to yourself almost unconsciously as your mind wanders, idly contemplating your current state of affairs as you pluck what must be your millionth apple of the day.
>You’re definitely buying a set of summer clothes from Rarity with these bits.
>And maybe some ice cream while you’re in town.
>Mint chocolate chip sounds heavenly about now…
>Just as your eyes begin to glaze over, you’re shaken from your reverie by what appears to be a steadily approaching glob of the dessert in the distance.
>Hallucinations. Great. Must be heatstroke.
>You grab swig of water, and when blinking the shape away doesn’t work, you strain through the sweat that blurs your vision, trying to get a better look at the pastel form contrasting so sharply with its surroundings.
>It continues its trotting advance, closing the distance in roughly a minute before finally plopping down about 5 feet in front of you, a small cloud of dust punctuating its arrival.
>Or rather, her arrival.

>>41084709
>What's going on in my head when she asks.
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!...
>What I say
Sure! I'd love for you to be my waifu, Candy Apples! Wanna have a picnic?

>>41085540
>As you refocus, the mirage parts to reveal the visage of a seafoam green mare sporting a rich auburn mane, waving at you with a wide grin that only a cartoon horse could manage.
>“Howdy there, Anonymous!”
“What’s up, uh…”
>Fuck.
>You forgot her name.
>In fact you’ve forgotten the names of pretty much every Apple you don’t communicate with regularly, but you’ll be damned if you ever let that slip.
>She looks up at you quizzically, a more subdued but equally adorable smile now adorning her face.
>You distinctly remember having been introduced before, but the whole barn-raising thing happened so fast you hadn’t gotten the chance to speak with her, much less become properly acquainted.
>You glance at her cutie mark, desperate for any semblance of a clue.
>A candy apple and a caramel apple stare back at you.
“Candy… Apples?”
>Wild guess.
>The two honey-tinted globes she calls eyes immediately light up, signaling that the guess was a good one.
>“Well I’ll be! And here I was thinkin’ I hadn’t made much of an impression.”
>You both breathe a sigh of relief, neither willing to question your luck.
“Don’t worry yourself, Candy. To what do I owe the pleasure?”
>You go for another drink while you wait to hear what ails her.
>She pauses, but only for a moment, before suddenly blurting out
>"Can I be your waifu, Anon?"
>A jet of water sprays from each of your nostrils, the volume of which causes the birds watching from the surrounding trees to scatter.

>>41085962
aw, man, you blew it Candy
You Blew It

>>41085962
Surely she just doesn't know what the word means... Right?
Also more

>>41085962
>Candy Apples freezes, a wave of panic overtaking her as she realizes what just absentmindedly escaped her lips.
>There was clearly meant to be more finesse to that question.
>Stifling a cough, you again seek confirmation that you are still mentally present.
“Did I hear that right? You want to be my 'waifu'?”
>Where did she even hear that term?
>She fidgets with her scarf, sheepishness mounting as she begins to speak.
>“Hah, well, I-I mean, isn’t that how you… that’s- umm…”
>What started off as a nervous chuckle quickly devolves into incoherent stammering as you survey her with raised eyebrows, your expression utterly inscrutable.
>Her vocal register has already risen half an octave.
>“I thought y-you’d…”
>Her face begins to glow a brilliant crimson as a veritable deluge of spaghetti pours from her metaphorical pockets.
>“Y’know, l-like when… yh-“
>Her voice catches, coming out as a diminutive squeak.
>Niether marinara nor macintosh hold a candle to her complexion in this moment.
>“…was just… w…”
>She trails off.
>Suddenly the universe is silent, save for the gentle breeze aimlessly weaving its way through the orchard and the rustle of its chosen leaves.
>Her resplendent amber eyes, now with tears of opal to match, glisten in the late summer sun as her nerves get the better of her.
>You both remain motionless for a moment, gazing through one another, two souls meeting in the space between the world.
>Wait, what?
>Your heart skips a beat.
>You don’t want to know why.
>When at last you compel yourself to speak, you are preempted by a frustrated huff, itself followed by the ruffle of a neckerchief and a soft thump.
>Candy Apples has gone prone, hiding her flustered muzzle beneath trembling hooves as she stews in embarrassment.
>The ball is in your court.

please someone make more art of candy apples for the love of god there are like 4 images.png

>>41084709
I'm a sucker for braided manes

>>41084803
Why the fuck is this image so fucking hot?

>>41086745
Because you can empathize. You see an expression of emotion and it places you, metaphorically, in her hooves. It is a function of a healthy relationship, being closer to another and understanding them. You find it hot because that it something you want more than anything else. The sensual tends to overlap with both platonic and sexual themes.

don't stop staring me with them big old eyes.png

>>41086046
Too much mare in too little time

>>41086650
Aw, man, what an adorable pony. Where did she learn the term waifu anyway? I think she was just trying to make you feel more comfortable by calling herself your waifu, Anon.
I think you ought to tell her that you think she's a sweetheart.

>>41084709
>She's green and Anon's green
Sure

>>41085962
anon would be fucked trying to remember ponkos name.

>>41086745
because Rarity is just pure sex

>>41086650
>>The ball is in your court.
Claude ptsd lmao
But srsly looking forward to more, she's cute!

>>41086650
>Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey now…
>You kneel down beside the shaking mare, and gently start stroking her mane.
>You gives her a little scratch behind the ear, and you’re surprised how quickly she leans into it. Her breathing calms, and her shivering stops and she gives a wide smile, and even starts to gently giggle under your touch.
“Candy…”, you say.
>“Mhm?”, says the mare.
“let me make myself clear”, you say, as you stop scratching and whisper right into the horse’s ear
“..”
“…”
“I will never.”
“ever.
“EVER.”
>you pull our a bullhorn and press it right up against the ear of the despondent mare.
“LET YOU BE MY WAIFU!!!!”, you yell, sending her flying backwards and shattering every window in Applejack’s house.
>You stomp past a bewildered applejack and go up to your room and start furiously masturbating to the memory of obliterating a mare’s hopes and dreams while strangling yourself with your belt. Eventually you pass out and Apple Bloom rapes your still warm corpse while Applejack and Big Mac are repairing the windows. You might’ve died a virgin but Apple Bloom sure won’t.

>>41084709
I can definitely see Applejack trying to help set her cousin up with you if she knew about her crush

>>41088219
>Anon became a filly Chad in death
based

>>41086650
>There’s a friendship lesson in here somewhere.
>At least that’s what Twilight would say.
>While the little alicorn in your head isn’t wrong, you think it’s worth noting that as far as non-platonic relationships go, Ms. Know-It-All couldn’t find her way out of a wet paper bag if it had “hot date” written on it.
>You’re resigned to the fact that Twi is going to have you write an essay about the thaumatological ramifications of a botched confession later on, but for now you have more important matters to attend to.
>Namely the lovesick wreck of a mare crumpled just outside of the shade.
>The poor thing looks like she’s been run over by a steamroller.
>By now you’re acutely aware of what she wants, and though your mind is still somewhat in denial, something about her innocent, silly, hapless antics seems to have pierced straight through your heart, making you feel the same way.
>And so, as your normally steady hands fumble with your canteen, you decide then and there that you’ll give it to her.
>You’ll make Candy Apples your waifu.
>You take a few small, resolute steps into the sunlight, closing the distance between man and mare in more ways than one.
“Candy, listen. I…”
>you begin, unsure exactly how to go about this but determined to see it through.
>A beat passes before a muffled voice reaches your ears from below.
>“Just forget it, Anon… it was a s-stupid thing to ask…”
>Your mind snaps back into gear at the sound of her self-denigration.
“No. It wasn’t.”
>Slowly as if through syrup, you kneel down and reach forward, gently cupping the disheveled pony’s head in your hands.
>She perks up at your touch, peering at you with wide, wobbly, aureate eyes as she gingerly sets down her front hooves.
>“Wha…?”
>You swear you can hear her heart trying to escape her chest.
>Or is that yours?
>The wind shifts as an overwhelming sense of peace and calm pervades the woodlet, the nigh-imperceptible zephyr now a tailwind guiding your head toward hers.
>A warm smile steals onto your face as you brush a lock of scarlet away from her left ear, leaning in close to whisper your answer.
“I would love nothing more.”
>A shiver runs down her spine before she springs into your arms, wrapping her forelegs around your neck and nuzzling her plush snoot into your chest with a squeal.
>The force of her tackle knocks you onto your posterior with a thud, placing your back perfectly against the trunk of the half-plucked apple tree.
>As you sit there in each other’s embrace, your mint-hued marefriend cooing softly as you stroke her silken mane, one thing becomes abundantly clear.
>Apples may come in all shapes and sizes,
>But you sure know how to pick ‘em.

>>41089093
aw, that fucking qt mare, I hope he gets her apple nice and sticky before he jams his stick in her

>>41089222
Thanks! This was my first green.
Candy Apples is criminally underrated and needs more love

>>41088219
I will use you as a wet fart target.

>>41089421
Cool.
Now write them having sex.

>>41089093
>>41089421
Very nice, especially for a first green. Apple mare a cute
>>41089833
QT drawing

>>41089475
 No, SHE will use you as a fart cushion.

>>41090830
Glimmerfag, your fetish has gone too far

>>41090874
Nope, just wait 'till I learn how to draw.

>>41090398
Indoors or right there under a tree?

>>41091178
Could be a timeskip a few days or weeks later, somewhere indoors.

>>41092044
Doing God’s work, thank you based drawfriend

>>41089093
Thank you, anon. Cute little story for a cute little pony.

>>41084709
Don't make it hard for me, I don't wanna be that anon who switches waifus every time he sees new pretty mare.
>GJKD

>>41091178
In a train cabin on a way to her home. They will make out there but no sexo yet until they arrive home? Their few day long stay in the cabin will make them so horny that the moment they cross her house frontdoor they will go wild. Now that would be a buildup.

>>41092793
But each mare is cuter than the last. How are we supposed to make it through this?

>>41089421
>This was my first green
Welcome new greenfriend. It was a nice read, I hope you had fun writing it! Keep writing more.
Protip if you get an idea for one during the day write it down, I've forgotten good ideas before.
>>41089833
>>41092044
(checked both) cute and cute!

>>41094361
nice contribution, based cutiemark vector paster.

>>41094361
>CM backwards
THIS MARE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
THIS MARE IS AN IMPOSTOR
DO NOT GIVE THIS MARE YOUR HOME ADDRESS
DO NOT GIVE THIS MARE YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION
IT'S A TRAP
DON'T LET HE

>>41089421
>first green
lel, I had no idea. It read just fine to me, I liked it.

>>41084709
*leans in and whispers* "Are you okay with being in a marum?"

>>41092793
Candy Apples isn't flavor of the month, she’s sweet all year round!

>>41084709
>does your pussy taste like caramel?

>>41097838
What’s her favorite variety of apple?

>>41098351
>What is CANDY APPLES’, a mare with CANDY APPLES STAMPED ON TO HER FLANKS, favorite type of APPLE
Gee anon I dunno, that’s a real head scratcher

>>41098697
yes it’s obviously granny smiths

>>41097838
Perfect hair for facefucking.


Well? Which Gala Episode/Dresses are Better? Vote here!

Poll: https://forms.gle/vESfuNz9y7Lz3nSD8<wbr>

Poll Results: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1<wbr>FAIpQLSd16-j1C3i3zoceYh_RHTlgqvihYr<wbr>EV9ANUYghjkgESaxkFiw/viewanalytics

While I think Best Night Ever is a great episode, Make New Friends But Keep Discord is top 10 material for me. Discord and Fluttershy together are super cute, Pinkie and Discord were hillarious together, The Smooze's presence and everyone's reactions to him (including Discord obviously not giving a shit) were hilarious. Celestia enjoying the chaos was awesome. Tree Hugger was cool and it was great to see Fluttershy with a friend who was like her. We got more of Fluttershy being properly assertive. Discord's awkward antics at the gala were hillarious. Maud Pie gave the greatest roast. We got to see the ponies in great dresses. There's some fun action with the Smooze and the way Trehugger calmed him down was awesome. The character interactions are so freaking great and natural here. There's just so much to enjoy here and it nailed Discord and Fluttershy's characterizations. Funniest episode of the show imo.

As for the dresses, I prefer the Best Night Ever dresses for Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash. I prefer the Make New Friends But Keep Discord dresses for Rarity and Fluttershy.

>>41083971
why did the Best Night Ever dresses have horseshoes but the Make New Friends But Keep Discord dresses did not?

>>41084240
Rarity got lazier with the dresses since the mane six stopped caring about the gala as much after the first one was a disappointment.

>>41083971
Overall i liked more of the bottom ones individual better but i still like top as a whole better because theyre personalitys are more expressive

>>41086308
Rarity would never design that trash

>>41083971
What the FUCK was Applejack thinking with her second dress??!??
?????.???

>>41086585
Rarity's prices were getting too high, they had to settle for hand-me-downs.

>>41086892
How does that explain Rarity's own dress?

>>41086892
>>41087253
Let's just say that they decided to buy the dresses to support other dressmakers

>>41086862
>G5nigger
>worst taste imaginable

Pottery.

>>41087253
Fluttershy and Rarity's newer dresses were the only ones superior to the originals

>>41087422
It looks like shit and you've done nothing to prove otherwise

>>41083971
they put all the effort in the hairstyle, wich looks good sure

>>41083971
Bottom ones would be better if they only kept the shoes

>>41083971
Why didn't the show have any more galas?


Open Pony General #394 - Pile up the Popen Edition

Previous thread: >>41078984

>What is Open Pony?
A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022<wbr>/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-compl<wbr>etely.html

>Just give me a MARE
Idiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Zk<wbr>Mo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/view<wbr>
A noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410
Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqel<wbr>swj.png
https://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlww<wbr>ntf.mp4

>Join the /mlp/ SL group
secondlife:///app/group/da37f318-78<wbr>1a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/about

>Where is the /mlp/ hangout?
Baltimare, open-access: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondli<wbr>fe/Baltimare/109/160/36
Cloudsdale, invite-only: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondli<wbr>fe/Cloudsdale/39/57/1581

>View Baltimare's live map - WIP
https://baltimare.pages.dev/

>After that, visit one of the many other Second Life pony hangouts:
Mareadise, Earth/Pega/Uni-only: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondli<wbr>fe/Mareadise/147/157/21
Luna's Empire / H-Mart Tower (Free goodies in the gift shop): http://maps.secondlife.com/secondli<wbr>fe/Las%20Pegasus/137/71/12
Ponyville shop: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondli<wbr>fe/Ponyville/234/32/1503

>Content creation resources:
https://ponepaste.org/8725

>Baltimare design/planning channels:
https://app.element.io/#/room/#balt<wbr>imare:pony.cx - Change homeserver to matrix.horse

>Live Baltimare stream
https://picarto.tv/BalTV

>Bait OP pic
Welp gonna be a shitshow. See you all in #395

>>41085418
Why bait?
I even unblocked him because this situation was complete autism from both sides. My apology.

>>41085423
Because the sim would be a better place without desu. Constant obnoxious behavior, drama whoring, antagonizes ponies he's never interacted with and wasncaught doing so multiple times, ageplays in-game, ugly, confirmed and caught threadshitter, and just generally unpleasant to be around. Most ponies have some sort of redeeming quality, but he just doesn't.

>>41085435
desu makes nice content that he often shares fullperms when he doesn't have to
there's your redeeming quality
also
>>41085418
by saying this at the start you have made it the shitshow, so congrats, (you) are the problem

Now that Poochie is back, beg him for Camarea again!

>>41085418
At this point, I'd be surprised if any succeeding threads went without a rallying cry to get someone banned. Like, I really don't care. I want to play hoofball.

>>41085457
I don't like any of his content and I never see anyone use it. He could make great content and his shitty behavior would still offset it (tallking shit about other creators, talking shit about ponies in thread for using collars he doesnt like), but his stuff is mediocre at best so it doesn't matter anyways. Durpy is an example of a decent creator who was also an asshat, but that doesn't apply here.

This thread could definitely benefit from IDs like /pol/ has.

>>41085509
>>41085512
I too, agree with both these anons.

>>41085470
>Poochie is back
Poochie should just make this a regular thing and just call it winter hibernation. He leaves before winter and returns in spring/summer. Would be a fun lore addition and good for his health.

>beg him for Camarea again!
Why?
Another anon was trying to set something up but it got rarely used. Running a camarea costs actual money and quite a bit of maintenance/time work and when just one person pushes the cam to some hidden corner and then leaves her to rot staring at a wall for half a day it really isn't worth the effort anymore.

I have nothing to wear for Friday night and fear I might have to go naked

>>41085569
wear a wetsuit
or, since there's no good ones that I know of, substitute with a latex suit
it'll keep you dry and look stylish too

>>41085569
oh no ploota pic anon will get you

>pool is back
>studurday in less than two weeks (june 1st)
it is summer alright

>>41085579
Will temporarily give hoofball a completely different meaning

>>41085567
So, yes, as the Cinemare anon, I have slowed down on having stream up when nothing interesting is going on, especially since it seems the trend is
>one person pushes the cam to some hidden corner and then leaves her to rot staring at a wall for half a day
which is fun and all for a short bit, but not so much for viewership and people who wanna check in on the sim.
I have sort of mediocre internet service bc I live in the US, and if I were to stream every day nonstop, I'd go over my data cap in no time, and just adding 500 gigs to the cap is 30 bucks, to go unlimited I have to change my plan to a business one which is cringe <s>I miss my old ISP every day, unlimited was just a 40$ flat rate on top of my bill, but god damn my current ISP has a monopoly on my area ugh</s>
I also have the fun thing of I can't be rendering anything too intensive, and running a second viewer for my main account also tends to chug, so until I get a stream machine (soon hopefully), I can't really do a lot while I have the stream up
I will have it up later today and for friday and if there's any ongoing events that are announced in thread that I can make it to set up at the very least

>>41085586
>burgers have draconian ISPs that do shit like data caps on home connection
>euros have draconian power companies that jacked up the prices 3x because muh russia, so idling a viewer 24/7 will be like a whole extra bill
suffering

>>41085586
Thank you for Cinemare and all the work!
Back in Poochie's mobile camarea era I had more free time / less work stress so was able to interact with the stream. As autistic as it may sound I wanna apologize for not interacting a whole lot with the Cinemare yet. Dropped in a time when I get to barely do anything hobby-wise.
I'm okay with a mobile camarea being a special event thing that gets announced in the thread. Saves you money and people will know when she's up. I think part of the issue is that most got kinda used to the streams being offline often so many probably stopped checking because of that. I know it's a lot of work to keep them running and even regularly checking if they're in good health (not crashed, up and running, not staring at walls etc)

>>41085592
I wish it was cheaper to just set up a virtual machine somewhere on some cloud service that is running the viewer but apparently a virtual machine that is capable of rendering 3D and capture costs an arm and leg to run.
Who'd have thought doing a silly horse TV could get this elaborate, technical and costly so quickly

>>41085586
You could also experiment with running the stream at 720p instead of full HD. Might potentially cut the bandwidth usage down to 1/4 and can still look sorta crisp if compression is lowered. You'd have to set the fonts accordingly though or text wouldn't be readable I guess

we just need to get sponsors on board with commercials. this is tv after all!
>this broadcast is brought to you by MARESPACE
>buy the bungle
>HMART live - watch this mare put on the latest HMART couture

Are names plate acting up with the group titles for anyone? I can't see my Small Horse title and I noticed a bunch of other ponies are missing group titles that are normally the same.

I wonder if Ann's insides are actually arranged 90° rotated

>>41085641
I just checked for you and everything seems to work normally, on my end at least.
Also, I usually have nameplates off since it looks way nicer and uncluttered in my opinion. If I still need to see names I can just hover over the pony to make the name show, webbum highly related

>>41085641
Yup I've seen a bunch of ponies without groups today. Weird

>>41085670
>"everything seems to work normally"
>nutsy and gerael title-less
You're proving anon's point (unless those two always go without a group title? pretty sure they usually have one, though)

>>41085710
Good morning Anon! I hope you had a good sleep!

>>41085708
Huh?
To be honest I don't really pay tons of attention to group titles and Wasabi has the Small Horse on. I also don't have any group activated most of the time.

>>41085435
He wants everything his way. It's always all about him and will do anything to have things his way. Terrifying narcissist behavior, please avoid. Nobody should have to put up with his issues.

>>41085770
How does a tranny redeem themselves if they wanted to?

>>41085772
By not being a tranny grooming freak
It’s quite simple innit?

>>41085775
Hmm. Not all trannies on-sim are grooming freaks however. I suppose that's what you want to disallow.

>>41085772
By not being trannies.
>b-but what if they don't make it public, how would you even know chud!
If I don't know - or if I only learn about it incidentally through rumors and threadshitting, in a way that said tranny probably wouldn't have wanted to make public - then they're not the problem.

Simple as.

>>41085772
They give me 10000 lindens every week.

>>41085260
Hey, it's inner ear fluff by Nova Xanthe, but I checked my history and they're not selling it in their store at the moment. You might want to contact them about it.

>>41085435
>>41085457

Many ponies have personality and psychological problems. It's not a shame to have them, it's a shame to do nothing with them. I'm trying to overcome mine, I hope this pony can too. In any case, I don't want to hold a grudge against him and I apologize for my autism, which overflowed its banks.

Nova appears to possibly be fusing with hmart, sellout. Maybe her fail sim will get some traffic again.

>>41085866
ah that's why i couldn't find it. thanks, i'll message them

>>41085866
>>41085874
the fluff has been rereleased for hmart at Cloud High with a 20% discount

Cinemare stream is up presently, since I'm gonna go lay down for a while and may miss any fun stuff

Today is the last day for Anniversary photo retakes, if you havent gotten into he photo yet please be sure to show up at around 3:30 PM SLT/PST!

>>41085924
what if I want to get out of the photo

>from stout to long with this simple trick

>>41085942
damn he looked infinitely better without the deformer

>>41085942
damn he looked infinitely better with the deformer

>>41085957
>>41085948
wrong, he looked FAT
tall stallions ftw

>>41085757
Low land impact ones visible at any distance with tintable colours

Might as well post the stream link again since it's currently live

https://picarto.tv/BalTV3

>>41085942
I'll tell you all how to get this lanky with one easy trick

WTF THERES A REAL BRUSH FOR BRUSHING NOW

>>41085586
>one person pushes the cam to some hidden corner and then leaves her to rot staring at a wall for half a day
i tend to leave her alone because i dont want to be labelled a stream whore, should i go rescue her if i see her shoved underground? it would be nice to be able to drag her using the guide dog harness or something

>>41086092
>should i go rescue her if i see her shoved underground?
not that anon but I always love to see when random ponies rescue the camarea from places where she got stuck especially when she has been stuck for quite a while.

>>41086092
>i dont want to be labelled a stream whore
That retarded meme needs to end. The stream is there for ponies to have fun with. It's literally the whole point. Ponies interact with it and others who can't be there in that moment have cure and silly ponies to look at.

>labelled a stream whore
I understand wanting to be modest and not be an attention whore but also I think the only people who would actually complain about this are 0 value 0 worth should kill themselves now threadshitters (unless you were actively trying to steal attention away from other people).

>>41085569
You could wear a long dress and use the alpha hud to go invisiploota.
What will you do now, ass-anon?

>>41086136
AI-assisted ploota reconstruction

>>41086138
>Fucking deep-faking horse asses for the thread
I overestimated you, anon.

>come back to desktop after a break
>GIANT CLOSEUP PONY FACE ON STREAM MONITOR

>>41086156
>this could have been me
terrifying

>>41086166
subpar sim, subpar items, and they didn't release the applejack hat separate from the ugly farm clothes set so 0/10

>>41086166
how did they manage to get uglier?

>>41086166
My whole experience with them was them basically saying something to the effect of "we aren't like those baltimare 4chan NAZIS" offhand 2 years ago before their tiny parcel club died.
I think it's back now, good luck to them I guess but they've yet to really offer anything that has my interest and I tend to stop thinking about anybody who is so uncompromising in their guilt by association they basically equate saying nigger in any context ever to being Searing.

>>41086182
it's because it's a revolutionary act

>>41086177
their whole club was rebuilt apparently.
i personally never liked cross over themes. MLP and Helluva Boss just looks ugly here.

>>41086193
helluvaboss is for zoomer children who go on VRchat and try to have e-sex with adults

>>41086193
The style thing I could take or leave, and frankly it's more leave than take with them.
Really the thing that gives me a headache though is that these are people who are clearly massive fans of a TV show that invites you to look past flaws in the worst kinds of people, critiques the use of an dogmatic and inconsiderate moral filter, and then looks at Baltimare and go "fucking racist chuds saying gamer words I think they should be banned from SL they have NO PLACE here they are rude and abrasive do not touch me".
Then again it's not like /mlp/ embodies the lesson a day morals of FiM at all so I guess we're even.

>>41086156
TESTING IS RUNNING SMOOTH I SEE

https://files.catbox.moe/dxhs5k.web<wbr>m

>>41086241
>those faint flutter screams in the distance shortly before disaster eventually reaches the camera
that shit always gets me

Nice chin warmers <br>https://files.catbox.moe/k6c6xo.png<wbr>

>>41086241
Evaline saw what was coming and evacuated just in time.

I realised the problem. I checked my profile and all my groups were hidden.<br>That might be why a bunch of ponies suddenly lost their group titles

Position Tip here<br>I won't be able to host K+ as tomorrow i have a BIG final test, so please if you can and want to host it please do it. Loaf you all popens and sorry for for not being there . Se e ya in satureday for marebox

>sit down at my pc
>put on headset
>immediate flood of "I love them" and screaming from Cinemare's viewer
what did I miss today

>>41086665
somepony get the ice packs, it happened again

>Cinemare demoing the slide
That was awesome, thank you

>>41086680
someone save her though, she's on the diving board

>>41086682
She's now taking part in the photo make-ups, will cam down to the poners tho in the meantime

lumishy is looking really cute in short form.<br>is the GREAT SHRINKENING upon us?

>huge thunderstorm outside in RL right now
>sitting comfy at home after work with a hot cup of tea
>leaning back and watching poni tv stream before bed time
This feels really nice

>>41086696
How am I suppose to get dommed if everyone is the same size as me

>>41086696
honestly I agree, she looks way cuter as a regular sized mare

Cinemare's first ride on the slide for your ASMR pleasure

https://files.catbox.moe/j7mpgx.web<wbr>m

<s>Imagine someone not familiar with SL nor popens watched this. Imagine the absolute confusion about what the fuck even is even going on</s>

>>41086776
Thanks for recording this lmao, I was hoping someone would

>>41085569
Fruffurusu hooves typed this post.

we now return to regular Cinemare perspective

>>41086826
Nice angle for taking in impressions while seamlessly drifting into dreamland. Thanks and nini

I was paid to "finish" this, enjoy<br>https://files.catbox.moe/maq9ou.png<wbr>

>>41086882
>I was paid to "finish" this, enjoy
Who paid?

Wheel of Popen will return this weekend. Same time and place as usual: Saturday at 10:00 a.m. SLT in the Baltimare theater.

here's another funny doodle while we're on this meme train

>>41086899
either middy or amble. because of horny reasons or shitpost reasons, respectively. not sure which is worse honestly.

I'm willing to chip in lindens to keep this art coming

>>41086941
not me but I know who :)
>>41086938
I prefer tetsu as the top because bones is clearly a uke by the way he acts

>>41086938
Now draw him filling him full of eggs.

>>41086941
>bones paid to finish it supposed
>was told there was nothing under the censor
>we have the finished piece now

>>41086586
Popen technology is advancing every day...

>>41086938

Damn I wish they would do that to me

>>41086981
I'm on sim right now reveal yourself.

>>41086938
What in the actual fuck is wrong with you

>>41087012
My artism cannot be controlled

I think the art posted is pretty neat. Gay, but neat

Why always Bones and Tetsu? Why not commission someone to make a picture about Pumpkin riding a LITERAL cock carousel?

>>41087100
i should commission someone to draw a pic of you climbing a wall of dicks.

>>41087100
bc she's gross and I don't want to draw her bc that'd be giving her attention, which she probably enjoys

>>41087100
beats me, it's like the most passive drama in the history of baltimare

when was the last time either of them even talked to or about each other??

>>41087107
About a year as of this month give or take a week.

>>41087117
that dude looks like the guy from the famous "look how hard I can pee" comic

I wish someone would draw my horse getting slamfired for free too

>>41087133
except even when they were fake meme dating they weren't even fucking because marble is a cuck

>>41087141
try being somewhat likable and having a sexy horse

>>41087146
How do I do either of these things

it's all fun and games until someone gets fucking nosepenetrated

>>41087142
I just took that picture
they're fuck-me eyeing each other RIGHT NOW

I've never even talked to any of the usual thread boogeymen, and at this point I'm too afraid to.

>>41086665
I think we're on opposite schedules because I'm around every day but have never seen you, which is a shame. I appreciate the effort you put into your pictures.

I want to be sandwiched between pumpkin and gilded but at this point I'm too afraid to ask

>>41086938
this one's got the most soul out of all the bonestetsu arts. less yaoi stereotypes, more canon stallion personality

>>41087220
i vaguely remember bones saying he prefers being a power bottom due to a bad back

>>41087133
Aw! What a cute couple :) I hope nothing bad happens to them :)

>>41087333
The song packs are ridiculously overpriced and the system is completely proprietary, but dm me and I'll link you to the free base item

>>41086665
>>41087162
Same, these are insanely well done
Not my style of humor but the quality makes it up for it
Please keep making these, I love them

lol rara and pumpkin have matching dicksword pfps now

>>41087435
Honestly what I'd prefer is a lyre that either had straight up playable notes, or at least some kind of HUD that would let me play sounds I choose so I could mimic that.

I have an actual lyre I'm learning to play, so being able to actually play it in SL would be kinda fun.

>>41087453
haha what if WE had matching pfps anon? haha jk... unless?

>>41087453
those are matching? they just look to be drawn by the same artist, but not even in the same picture

>>41087544
pumpkin is literally biting rara’s wings in her pic

>>41087473
I'll match pfps with you anon...

It's going to be extremely funny when Pumpkin dumps rara, and rara being him, will go on a spiral and then ban her. Mark my words, that relationship will age like MILK.

>CAPTCHA: GGGM8Y

>>41087571
“no no no trust me anon THIS time it won’t age like milk! this time will be different!!”

Don't understand that obsession over Pumpkin

>>41087636
It's fun to laugh at e-whores

>>41087636
She has dated multiple of my friends now and then dumped them soon after.

Don't understand that obsession with dating Pumpkin
She's obviously a retarded whore, with a track record of like four or five dumpings in recent history why would you ever want to gamble with being the next one

Yeah she's racist and "based", and can be fun to hang out with it's true, but guess what you can do with someone who's fun to hang out with? Be friends with them. Especially if they have a track record of being absolutely horrible at stuff like relationships

>>41087636
I want her to pay more attention to me because im so lonely and pathetic

>>41087718
as someone whose in her cliquecord for ages, this.

>>41087718
Pumpkin is retarded but mostly because she makes up schizo events in her head that never happened or disregards other people. She's actually mostly okay on the relationship front, it gets overblown.

>>41087873
Ok so why the rapid-fire string of failures then?

>>41087883
nta but relationships come and relationships go, that's actually normal. What's not normal from my perspective is immediently going after someone else not even a week after a breakup. That's pretty sleezy

>>41087887
also worth mentioning that i don't actually know or care about the relationships all that much. I only know what I've seen in thread which is known for blowing everything out of proportion. I don't want to contribute to the threadshitting if I'm wrong here

>>41087883
She's only dated two people here and I wouldn't call them rapid fire.

>>41087887
Yup, hence the emphasis on rapid-fire. Relationships come and relationships go, but if you've just left a string of breakups behind you in just a few months at most (including some generally well-liked ponies widely considered to be good people, like TC), it seems weird to expect that the next immediate relationship in the list is going to be any different.

Again, nothing against Pumpkin as a pony and as a friend, I'm just genuinely wondering what's with the mindset of "ok she's fucked up the last X people she was with, and she's immediately going for me, but I'm NOT like the others so it'll definitely be different! I know all of the previous people also probably thought the same but this time I'm DEFINITELY the one!"

>>41087799
This is why Balti gatekeeping

>>41087892
>what's with the mindset of "ok she's fucked up the last X people she was with, and she's immediately going for me, but I'm NOT like the others so it'll definitely be different! I know all of the previous people also probably thought the same but this time I'm DEFINITELY the one!"
Easy : being desperate.

help, I keep amounting more and more huds

>>41087914
fuck autocorrect, I meant amassing.
is there an upper limit to huds?

Someone should make a screenshot of their viewport completely clogged with literally ALL THE HUDs they have. I only have a couple so I can't make that meme pic

>>41087925
I remember last year someponi posted a screenshot of their viewer and it looked like a damn plane cockpit

>>41087920
The only limit is how many you can fit on your screen.
Each HUD also adds more running scripts to the sim, so e.g. during a photoshoot with 100 ponies, if everyone has a dozen HUDs, it makes the entire sim laggy (because scripts always run on the server). But that's not technically your problem and not generally a problem at all except in exceptional circumstances.

As some tips, you can always try rescaling HUDs. If that doesn't work immediately, try rezzing them, then going through every link to see if any dimension is close to 0.01 in size - that's the minimum size for any dimension in SL. If it is, see if you can scale up that link without fucking up the HUD too much; once you do you should then be able to scale down the entire HUD further. You can do that with everything, including the OP huds (expression, wings, even the AO/tail AO floating buttons), the starkluster hud, and more.

Also try using HUDs that can be minimised, and arrange them intelligently. Most half-decent HUDs can be. But for example if you're still using the origina head and neck HUDs, where the "minimise" button doesn't minimise anything and instead just replaces the HUD with a big "UNBOUND SPIRIT" logo almost as big as the HUD itself, then switch to h2h's far superior remake of it.

>>41087936
>during a photoshoot with 100 ponies, if everyone has a dozen HUDs, it makes the entire sim laggy (because scripts always run on the server).
Would be interesting to actually test this and see how the server behaves since we frequently have so many in the place.
But then again telling 100 ponies to drop their HUDs for an experiment and getting ALL of them to actually do it is next to impossible. Damn rascals!

>>41087942
>Would be interesting to actually test this and see how the server behaves since we frequently have so many in the place.
We literally just had the anniversary party and then the anniversary shoot, both with 100+ ponies in one sim (thanks to janny VIP slots above 100), and yes the sim was lagging.

Unless you mean conducting an experiment to test the difference HUDs alone make, with 100 ponies using normal loadouts vs. 100 ponies removing all their HUDs. Then yeah agree that it'd actually be interesting, but also hard to pull off.

>>41087952
>Unless you mean conducting an experiment to test the difference HUDs alone make, with 100 ponies using normal loadouts vs. 100 ponies removing all their HUDs.
Yeah that's what I meant. If all of them instantly dropped it and if the server would instantly be less laggy or maybe freak out and shit the bed

>>41087957
i had removed my huds and cocks and other attachments that day, i was doing my part

>>41087936
>where the "minimise" button doesn't minimise anything and instead just replaces the HUD with a big "UNBOUND SPIRIT" logo almost as big as the HUD itself
Kek, I hated that shit.
H2h did SUCH a great job unfucking it and his HUD is also working so much better. Still can't thank enough for it

>>41087891
Literally not true, lol. I have seen her date at least 4 different popens already.

>>41087891
You're not keeping close enough track. I know of 3. And that's a lot of pump and dumps from her in like a 6 month period.

>>41087976
I've seen them before a few months ago, don't think they're a tourist.

>>41088045

Ok.

New popens please do not hide groups in profiles.

>>41088047
but my friends at moon meadows might make fun of me if they see the group in my profile

>>41087976
>>41088048
Pretty sure it's an incredibly rare horse. Have seen them before

have you guys noticed that there is SUS in pegasus

>>41087887
It's a little bit strange that everyone's first assumption is that rara and pumpkin are together

>>41088110
I think this fake png is the best trolling for AI.
Now if you ask copilot for transparent PNG it will create this fucking checkboard

>>41088235
Think of the nosedive humanity will take once everyone starts actually relying on the AI meme for information

>>41088239
yeah the dangerous thing about it is that is keeps "hallucinating" information that is plain wrong instead of saying "I don't know" or putting out 0 results like a normal search engine

>>41088254
>Im here for mares please
sounds based to me

I wish I could take a popen of my choice out of the monitor and re-enact pic related in rl for when I'm at work

Nuxi you should change your color pallet. you don't have to change the colors themselves but the tones. if you adjusted the tones it would look much better

>>41088278
Why couldn't you just IM them this?

>>41088281
>reee why are you using the general to talk about the topic of the general

>>41085757
Ones that are cheap on the mp lmao

>>41088282
But you could of just sent them an IM though? There's also no guarantee they will see your OP among the other posts.

>>41088293
Sorry I'm not that anon I'm just calling you retarded

>>41088293
I don't want to, i'd rather talk here. I'm banking on them being a thread lurker. There's nothing offensive about their pony, i was just commenting on the colors

>>41087897
>Gatekeeping
Were you around in 2022? You'd notice the slide if you were.

>>41088324
Anything BUT that autistic default back and forth rocking sit animation

>>41088324
Flop if I want to do my mare spread to assert dominance, relaxed plus use of neck and head huds for comfy.

>>41087467
Contact me. That might be a neat idea

It's this time of the day again.<br>Time for your astroturfed fake drama

not all foids are bad bros... some are ok, just very very rare to find

>>41088623
i like this mare. this mare is pretty.

>>41088571
Yeah no shit, most us vs. them type shit is meant to destroy and destabilise society and shouldn't be taken at face value. And perhaps least of all the one that's literally "half the population vs. the other half", with zero accounting for opinions, goals, culture or any other differences or commonalities

<s>I hope you guys don't mind the couple bald patches on the hoofball field I was really fucking hungry</s>

>>41088553
Genuine question, if I have no interest in being a wamen or feel like I'm a girl in a man's body or whatever but would still jump at the chance to be a mare does that still make me a troon? I'm fine with how I am but I just like mares and think being one would be nice in an escapist kind of way

>>41088643
if you still want it years later then you're probably a trooner. however it's up to you how far you want to take it. the whole point is to not be so uncomfortable in your own body

>>41088643
The answer to your question is entirely contingent on whether the answerer is either a shitposter or a groomer. If they are, it's "yes" for any number of mental gymnastics; if not it's simply no because you're literally self-admittedly not interested in becoming a w*man and are less of a tranny than crossdressing fetishists are (who are not trannies either, they're just degenerates and faggots, UNLESS again you ask a groomer who wants to convince everyone that they have the exact same mental illness as him to make himself feel better).

What is it with the hoofball showers and orgies

>>41089021
guess we're mortal enemies now

cinemare is now online for party, wont be able to be active during unfortunately
trust powy to keep her where the action is
https://picarto.tv/BalTV3

>>41089279
Why are they half loaded? Do you not know how to take pictures?

>>41089292
Looks like Alchemy got autism again

Bitwise, will we be watching Kiki's Delivery Service this Sunday?

Bad Dragon is cheetoid client. You just pause world and create a very good screenshots. Also graphics on maximum and unlim avatars got me 20 fps

Anon, I uh...I made a little thing, Anon. Do you wanna know what I made?

>>41089461
It's a modded collective HUD, Anon. I modded a collective HUD.

>>41089468
Dear... god... you went too far, Mitsu.

>>41089473
You already know what I'm gonna do with that thing, Anon.

>>41089476
MITSU! MITSU NO, YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT HELL YOU WILL UNLEASH

>>41089492
YOU DUMB HORSE WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOO

>>41089494
OH NO I FUCKED UP! I TESTED IT AND EVERYTHING AAA

>>41089514
How exactly does Alpha keep getting literally all the mares, what the fuck is this bullshit.

>>41089518

Name Alpha not just name. All the mares belongs to him.

>>41089518
sorry can't say, it would be considered threadshit

>>41089518
I could take them myself if that would make you happy

Such a cute smile ... ok, ok I am fucking off

Ok I think I got mostly all popens.

Swithing to Alchemy again and proceed to drink whyskey.

Ok last one but only because this pony looks just perfect.

>>41089518
Be nice and sweet to me and you'll get to have time with me, too.

>>41089551

She is perfect ... just perfect

How do I blacklist the fucking noot sound

>>41089576
it's Liquorice Lustre, it says on the name tag you retard

>>41089576
long time user who used to be active on sim a lot then left cause they were a prude who hated sexualized ponies or something but they still come back for parties on an alt account cause money means more than morals

Okay I talked to an Alchemy dev about the random ear rape and they say they aren't aware of any audio code that would do that at all and suspect it's not even a viewer thing. I told them it doesn't happen on firestorm and that I have no idea how to effectively replicate it to test.<br>If anyone figures out what the fuck is going on with that please say it makes me weep to think people are regressing viewer versions just because of the free jumpscare update.

>>41089576
River Oak's sploder tourist alt

>>41089594
hasn't happened since i switched off object collisions.

>>41089623
all popens should twerk on her

>>41089626
Okay so that's a start, thanks anon.
Frankly if that solves it for now then that's fine, as attached as I am to plywood hit noise

>>41089633
agreed!
please update if you find out what's happening.

>>41089573
I was one of the mares in that pic

>>41089623
River is more of 4chan pony than you.

>>41089637
So far my spawn 10000 physical cubes test was inconclusive but if I can crack this nut I'll be sure to share.

I was on BD and also heard earrape. So it's not Alchemy autism this time.

>>41089659
Noted and I did say so to the Alchemy dev, there was also some Linuxoid in the chat saying "couldn't be me" and reporting it wasn't happening but then I also doubt someone like that hangs around on a sim full of physical collisions.

There is at least two sexo items in pool area. And still no orgy of even awkward sexo. Baltimare is pure. Confirmed.

>>41089663
kek

You do know the pegasus isn't my main popen, right?

>>41089673
tea love is grinding their ass on gryph literally right now

>>41089714
This zebress is molesting that poor, innocent stallion once again...

>>41089715
why are there so many gyatts!?

how do you expect not to cum instantly in this party

>>41089518
Just approach people and pretend (or be) nice it's so fucking easy. You're talking to gooners and/or memers not picking up hot chicks.
Even fucking Scankatze managed it.

>>41085388
I dont see whats so wrong with moon meadows, I met a blue pony who gave me a maid dress and sex, I think its friendly.

Say something nice about a powy you appreciate opg

>>41089803
I hope this is true. Seeing the maidwashing tradition carrying on, even after a ban, even in another sim, would warm my heart.

>>41089811
Alpha is sweeter and sexos better than all the other doms on the sim.

>>41089811
***** is so amazing and talented. He has brought new colours into my life.

>>41089811
stalwart is an incredibly sweet powy who has an unwavering optimism and does alot for their friends

>>41089811

Alpha is the most professional jannie who takes his duties very seriously.

>>41089811
HereToHorse is really smart and talented

Non pony creature hogging Cinemare stream with fetish avatar. Can the owner move it please?

>>41089811
Gooey has been kind and supportive every time we've spoken

>>41089811
notsy is the cutest niggermare

>>41089868
Fake supportive he does that as a manipulation tactic to get sexo from you if you deny his advances he stops messaging you

stfu the thread is on a positive note you subhuman negros

>>41089888
>41089826
>41089852
These were bait from the start you retard

>>41089900
you were gay and liked stallion balls from the start you homo

>>41089857
what the fuck are you talking about
meds.

>>41089868
it's troo
most stallions have been very nice to me

>>41089811
The pony I appreciate is lovely and sweet and speaks her mind when it's fitting but isn't offensively outspoken, rather demure in an endearing way but not a pushover. I've never met a pony that is as comfy to be around in a calm, and I want to give her the world. I've considered just signing out for good and that pony keeps me coming back.

>>41089967
Awwwh, that's sweet. Which pony is it <s>and how can I usurp her to get your sweetness to myself?</s>

>>41089967
im abrasive and i want this post to be about me but i know in my little mare heart that i just come off as a bitch

>>41090044
>my first time being accused of being desu
im moving up in the world

So how was the moon meadows party? Was there a lot of ponies?

>>41089279
>>41089448
reee who are these two pooltoys, I can't freaking recognise them

>>41089967
How I feel about a certain pony as well, and who worries me lately since she isn’t around as much as before.

>>41090210
She's been with me, sorry bro.

>>41089811
I appreciate and loaf (You) all. All powy's are good powy's.

>>41090210
If it's me, I've just had a lot in my plate irl, sorry anon
If not it's probably just the same for her

>>41089886
Damn I've been denying him sex the entire time we've been friends and he's still supportive of me that's funny

>>41090095
it was fun, i'd say about 40 ponies turned up. i stopped by the pool party and that seemed fun too. having too many fun things to go to is a good problem to have


BANGBANGBANGBANG*

>Hey, anon! I’m back!
>Thanks for taking care of my egg for me! Not gonna lie, I kinda, completely lost track of time and forgot all about the time I laid that, haha. Sorry.
>Until today! I was over at Applejack’s, right? I was watching her pull eggs out her chickens assholes by hoof, like she always does, and then I’m like, “I wonder what it would be like to lay one of those?”
>And then I was all like, “Wait a minute, Rainbow, you spastic retard! You DID lay one of those! You asked anon to take care of it, remember???”
>And then I flew over to your place as fast as I could!!! And then I headbutted the door a bunch of times!!!! Like this!!!
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGCRASH*
>rainbow smashes her head clean through the door you were already holding open
>Whoops, my bad, haha. Now about that egg! Where is the little fella? Didja remember to keep him warm?

You didn't lay an egg you fucking idiot, you just took a chicken egg, shoved it up your ass (not even the right hole by the way) and squeezed it back out all while you were muzzle deep in the goddamned sauce. No more cider for you.

>>41085172
Jingle bells, Anon smells, Rainbow laid an egg

>>41085172
Oh he was warm alright. Fluttershy said "thank you," by the way.

>>41085507
Nope. Oviparous species lay eggs through the same hole they shit out of

Rainbow Dash is actually the closest living link that we have to the old caveponies of the past. If we were to compare her to, say, human evolution, Dash would be the closest thing we have to a pony neanderthal. She's a cavepony in modern skin.

And she's coming for that ass.

>>41085862
So you're telling me it's Applejack's egg?

I'll only give you the egg, IF you go back outside and request entry like a normal pony.
I could easily get you arrested for trespassing, dashie. so don't be a dummy pony.
>anon slides rainbow dash outside, puts a hat on and closes the door

>>41085172
>You give Rainbow Dash the rock from your front yard that she gave you that morning.
>"Thanks, Anon!"
>Rainbow Dash's dementia is really getting bad.
>Shes hit her head so many times that the brain damage is just getting worse.
>And she just keeps hitting her head against things.
>You tried to stop her.
>At first...
>But you can't be around her 24/7.
>Twilight is still struggling to find a way to help her.
>But to no avail.
>She just tells everyone to humor her and to not tell Rainbow Dash whats actually going on les she break down and end herself right there.
>...
"I wonder what sex with a dementia retarded pony would be like?"

>>41086403
>sex with a dementia retarded pony
An unforgettable experience. For you at least.

Hello, YouTube!<br>We hope you enjoy today's PTS!

>>41086403
>dementia retarded pony
It's fucking Rainbow Dash.

She'd rape you, then forget that she raped you, like, ten seconds after draining you dry, and then she'd rape you again.
She just got ridiculous pussy. All her retard strength went down there.

>>41085862
That is false, spiders and ticks have separate holes

They don't call her a birdhorse for any reason.

>>41085172
Why is canon dashie so boring? We could have another pinkie who is also fast and has half the IQ

>>41086685
>Birth literally shredded her lower body

>>41085862
Ponies are mammals and do not have cloacas.
>>41086403
Lars and the real girl but sad. Time for the PAIDS program.

>>41090896
Been a WHILE since ive watched that


>>41086468
What thread was it that upset you?

>>41086497
Let me guess, you hide all the EQG and G5 ones.

Does anyone have the green where Rainbow Dash goes down the slide?

>>41086565
this is the only slide picture that i have

>>41086559
EQG and a few others (like >CLOP, OPG, jdb, etc etc) I'm not G5 racist, just a racist G5

>>41086760
Odd, I do the same and only get to 20 hidden threads. It's mainly barbies I just don't care about.

>>41086468
This thread brings me comfort

>>41086590
>>20285116

>Rainbow Dash quivered with anticipation, her taut bottom squishing against the slide's hard plastic
>Her hooves dangled in front of her as she sat on the edge of the top
>This was the moment she always savored; the moment before the ride
>She felt a shudder run through her, and then heard the tell-tale splap of her winking pussy
>A dribble of marecum slid down the decline, lubing it up
>Biting her lip, Rainbow Dash closed her eyes
>This was why she loved sliding
>The rigidness of the structure, the safety of its boundaries, the predictability of its route
>Every time was as perfect as the last
>Panting excitedly, she inched forward, scooting toward destiny
>Her heart was pounding and she could feel herself trembling all over
>She let out one final moan, and then a scream of delight as gravity took her
>It exerted its pull on her, dragging her down, dominating her with its inescapable acceleration
>Rainbow's mouth fell open and her eyes went wide with rapture, her mane blowing in the wind
>The slick slide caressed her marepussy and asshole like a wide, hard tongue, sliding against her bottom as she went round and round down the chute
>When she was kicked up into the air by the slide's final up-turn, she orgasmed, her eyes rolling back into her head and a loud, guttural groan escaping her body
>She collapsed in the woodchips at the slide's base, twitching, lost in the wonderful afterglow of the experience
>Meanwhile, Rarity watched from a nearby cloud
>Watching
>Watching
>Watching.

>>41086559
I hide barbietranny threads, dogs, crappy fetish generals or anything with terrible prompts or obvious bait. Usually average between having 100-120 hidden threads every week, once there were only 15 threads worth viewing. The board is just that bad.

>>41087391
Or maybe it's just (you) that's bad.

>>41087391
good to see you're here in the quality threads, men of culture

>>41086760
>>Clop on top of the list of his memorables
Huh, may I ask why/what happened there?

>>41087822
> re:>CLOP
nothing really, I tried playing but it wasn't that interesting, economy was pretty broken. Maybe they fixed it, but there was also an undercurrent of drama that I didn't vibe with. Cool idea though, I sort of want to build a similar kind of game (monthly resets, daily turns, resource management) but not pony related so I'll shuddap about that

>>41086760
>blocking jdb
imagine being white lmao

>>41086468
the slide is wet with my piss btw

>>41088737
I was about to ask if it was her mare juice, it IS blue .. . . . you been supplementing methylene blue??????

>>41087364
impressed how writers here have this ability to describe the most normal thing in the most sexual way possible.

>>41086468
Are you also doing the 10 year anniversary posts? https://www.equestriadaily.com/2014<wbr>/05/pillowsgif.html

>>41086468
Imagine how comfy it is to slide into those pillows. I can fully understand Rainbow Dash's motivation here.

>be Rainbow Dash
>slides
>lands on pillows
>fun.jpeg