Anonymous

I want to put a dozen kids inside Sci-Twi.

>>41039192
I want to worship her smelly soles.

>>41039459
NOOOOO I WANT MY TWIGGY NIGGY BACK
How am I supposed to see all the cum I've spilled on her like that????

>>41039268
Built for BWC

>>41039459
Built for BBC

>>41039459
>>41039268
I want the one on the top to finger the one on the bottom to the brink of orgasm, and make the white one apologize for slavery before she makes her cum

>>41039610
>>41039617
Patrician taste, Anons. Have this.

>>41039610
your post reminds me of a fantasy of mine where a black girl is ERPing with me and blaming me (white) for oppressing her people and, as an apology, i'm supposed to worship and pleasure her while she gently femdoms me

>>41039628
Sex with Niggie Pie's armpits.

>>41039268
>>41039459
sexy human girl

>>41039192
disgusting alien freak

>>41039679
She's purple though, she can't be disgusting.

>>41039679
Purple is hotter than either of them faggot

>>41039696
I like all three. It's like ice cream tastes. Niggy twiggy is like sweet chocolate, vanilla scitwi is a good base, and porpol is also yummy.

>>41039792
Built for BIL (Big Industrial Lathe)

>>41040196
Why do you hate chocolate, anon?

>>41040233
It really does sound like piss instead of pinch
Between that and baiting that Twilight is making a robot bf the whole time while looking like a psycho, this short was one of the weirdest

>>41040251
I love chocolate, I just don't buy into the idea of these characters being nonwhite

>>41040288
Why does Glimbo look like Brian from Family Guy?

>>41040288
That is NOT my chocolate! This is my chocolate!!!

>>41040273
I like Kotobukiya's brown Dash and Luna

>>41040288
>>41040264
>>41040316
good god why are they ugly. I don't really mind people drawing them as black just don't make them ugly

>>41040341
It's a circle. At one point, if you get too woke, you just become racist.

>>41040346
my artist friends have been sending me this nigger pie that looks like a racist caricature of a nigger that is apparently popular on twitter right now lmao. It somehow looks so much worse than a basedjak.

>>41040341
whatever are you talking about, anon?

>>41040356
In this one I just assume the artist is a kid or is bad at drawing (or both). Can't really take it maliciously. This one >>41040341 feels like it was drawn by one of you fags though kek.

>>41040288
I prefer this chocolate (specifically Celestia), personally.

>>41040354
It's actually hilarious. They draw them to push the boundaries or some shit but they end up drawing racist caricatures

>>41040372
This one isn't so bad because the artist made the effort to NOT make them look deliberately ugly.

>>41040372
Celestia... My brown empress...
Luna.... my nubian queen...
Cadence... my italian (counts as black) queen...
Twilight... my filipino princes....

>>41040385
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
These fags should definitely keep making it look more and more like a racist caricature and post it on twitter in the guise of progressivism.

>>41039459
That version eventually asked Spike to fuck her.

>>41040372
It's alright overall, tho I don't buy the dreads; shouldn't their hair like...float?

>>41040392
it's crazy that this is not bait

>>41040380
Twilight could use a bit of a facelift on her nose, & Cadence could also be a few shades darker. On the other hand, Luna looks actually pretty, but Celestia having curly dreads is the highlight of the image.

>>41040341
>>41040385
didnt trannybooru delete these? topkek

>>41040413
they should start pointing fingers at them for being 'blackphobic'
>>41040416
yeah i know she's black

>>41040413
I got the "improved" one from derpi, actually all of the black images i've posted here are from derpi

>>41040381
I agree. I love black twi though

>this thread
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-<wbr>Ft91k-2ik
>"Y'all tellin me we some kinda...FRIENDSHP SQUAAAAAAD?"

>>41040279
Found this old edit in my folder.
>>41040467
ANON THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!

>>41039628
>>41040288
>>41040341
>>41040354
>>41040385
It's really weird how often faggots draw Nigger Pie given moments from the show that so obviously contradict it. If we're still removing alien skin and hair colours, I've always seen human Pinkie being a ginger, I think it kinda makes sense and it's really odd how few redhead Pinkie interpretations there are.

>>41040487
sorry anon, she's a giganigga

>>41040487
>>41040490
>>41040494
What do you mean? Of course Pinkie is black! I mean, if not, then they'd make it really obvious, like making her entire family amish or something.

>>41040528
artstyle is fine, but jfc eww

>>41040526
Black pinkie pie makes my dick harder so its true

>>41040571
Anon I beg you to post all of these edits.. I NEEED THEM...

>>41040572
Most of them are NSFW, but I guess I could catbox them.

>>41040579
I would really really really appreciate it

>>41040583
As you wish.
Adagio:
https://files.catbox.moe/n3i9ch.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/tdj6gr.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/27m89s.jpg<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/vttxab.jpe<wbr>g
https://files.catbox.moe/f9wvva.png<wbr>
Pinkie:
https://files.catbox.moe/p6gbp3.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/qqbd89.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/6x9kns.jpg<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/2nmbgr.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/bhd52m.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/xdxga6.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/ao9kqe.png<wbr>
Twilight:
https://files.catbox.moe/72gkb8.jpg<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/h2pqf3.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/j6uwnn.jpg<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/ae4e9y.jpe<wbr>g
https://files.catbox.moe/3znqlt.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/q3sko6.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/cqf8px.jpe<wbr>g
https://files.catbox.moe/me5fiw.jpe<wbr>g
https://files.catbox.moe/ptd51s.jpe<wbr>g
https://files.catbox.moe/8cyz2e.jpe<wbr>g
https://files.catbox.moe/5pi0bf.jpe<wbr>g
https://files.catbox.moe/9mg6iv.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/g6pys1.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/c6de22.jpe<wbr>g
https://files.catbox.moe/vi054u.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/bs3g6f.png<wbr>

enough about these niggaz post more scitwi...please post more filipino scitwi....

>>41040619
Niggie Pie's plump feets on my face.

>>41040619
Of course it's a Twi flag...
<s>based</s>

twilight after you marry her and have a dozen kids with her

>>41040686
Thats only because its a dozen kids, that's a pretty big toll on a woman

>>41040620
Now this one has a rad style. Something I'd see in a 2000s Dysney show.

>>41040372
Looks decent enough I guess, the fingers on celestia look kind of long tho

>>41040487
Looks cute and makes sense considering her hair looks like that scottish girl from brave

>>41040824
they couldn't find a way to make her a nigger

>>41040842
BAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT SAMBO PIE

>>41040842
Spike is the only good looking one, but he looks like it belongs to a different franchise.

>>41040842
dunno whays worse
that AJ or the nose on Dash

>>41040842
This cannot be real. This has to be a satire on the Tumblr Arts. I refuse to believe someone legitimately drew this thinking it was good.

>>41040923
There are so much art like this, more than you would think, its definitely real and I wish it wasn't

>>41040480
I like her creamy white
>>41040487
Definitely need more Ginger Pie. Absolute QT

>>41040435
same I can’t get enough of it.

>>41040999
Is she black or is she just a dark asian like a filipino or indian?

>>41041027
>AI will jeopardize the living of some artists (depending on the evolution of the IA)
>But it will also replace >>41040842

Hmmm.... an acceptable loss.

>>41041056
indian according to the factoid doesn’t change my intention really

>>41040986
>>41041110
Can an anon get a lightly tanned red version?

>>41040459
I don't know why I'm still doing this, but I guess I'll pull on through

>>41041225
>White
There wasn't a white version already? Or am I wrong?

>>41041246
Sorry, but don't worry, is appreciated.
After all, is Doxy image. I think that one must have around 10 or 11 years already.

>>41041246
Good training is good training.

>>41040475
I hardly see any Chrysalis fanart with white skin, and when I do it always clashes with the other colors of her design.

>>41040522
Kinda looks Asian with these eyes.

>>41040620
Filipinos also come in lighter shades.

>>41041321
A bit of eyeshadow goes a long way.

>>41041366
And here's a goth edit because why the hell not.

>>41040921
I didn't bother dealing with the cleanup of the lines for this one.

>>41040619
<s>Hey, some of those are my edits.</s>

>>41041295
Yeah it does, but it works pretty well with that one.

>>41040439
That’s honestly such a cool entrance. Dash is an epic mare

>>41041698
I want her to do this and then kick me in the balls

The thing is, I don't mind some of these characters being black if it makes sense, but half the time they draw the characters to look like the most racist caricatures of black people. It's hard to see them as making it for any reason other than being racist.

>>41040354
>>41040341
>>41040404
Shit like this. I refuse to believe people unironically drew this thinking this was what these characters would look like BEST as humans. Their skin color is not the problem; it's the fact that they're drawn like fucking Fallout mutants.

>>41043864
Thats just how niggers look anon, no need to be rude and call them fallout mutants.

>>41043514
And Twilight a senior, so 17 to 18.
Is it fair game, or AMERICA FUCK YEAH will get in the middle?

>>41043915
Twilight and the girls are canonically 16.

>>41043936
And it's only been a few months in EQG between the first movie and the last special, otherwise they'd be years out of college by now.

>>41043946
I wonder how many connections or favors did they earned to ride a small cruise ship. You usually need to be over 21 (in some places 18) to ride one.

>>41043946
In Legend of Everfree, Rarity mentions that the events of the first three movies were over the course of a year.

It's crazy this thread isn't in >>/trash/ yet

>>41043984
the Shadowbolts from Crystal Prep invited their school to the spring break cruise ship in return for teaming up with them to win that one music competition in Dance Magic, DYEWTS retard

>>41045816
I know. What I meant to say is how they got tickets to get in.
If they are under 18, they needed to have their parents with them. But I guess EqG world has different rules to ours.

>>41046588
Maybe taking taking that vest off would help

>>41046514
Why would they? It’s a school trip. I’m told rich amerimutts sometimes take spring break together as a class.

Anyways, my headcanon has always been this: Canadian high school is four years. Picrel is elementary school, around the time they graduated. Grade 9, freshman year isn’t pictured but that’s mentioned to be the year Sunset drove everyone apart. That’s the year most of them *smacks lips* started their periods and their breasts began to fully develop, except Rainbow Dash who has heavy metal poisoning.
 <NURSE REDHEART MANDATED REDDIT SPACING>
We see from a couple pictures that Sunset has 3 pictures of her wearing different tiaras at different events, so assuming there’s a fall formal and then regular prom that means she’s already been in Canterlot High for 1 1/2 years, making her one year older than then mane 6. This indicates that during the first EQG movie, everyone but Sunset is in grade 10 but Sunset is probably in grade 11. However it’s also possible she was simply held back.
<NURSE REDHEART MANDATED REDDIT SPACING>
Rainbow Rocks is maybe a month or two after the first EQG movie, but it could have been as late as second semester, as the Dazzlings waited for the wall in front of the school to be rebuilt. Also, Pony Twi and Sunset both have a significant amount of conversation in that one journal they write to each other with, so this both evidences that Rainbow Rocks occurred deep within the second semester.
<NURSE REDHEART MANDATED REDDIT SPACING>
Friendship Games starts a while after that, possibly during one of those open houses where schools whip their dicks out and show how rich they are with excessively fancy events at a nice venue before begging for donations the rest of the year, except instead they spent it on motocross and archery (???)
Other than that it’s unclear when this occurred. Also, end of the year is the perfect time for Twi to switch schools- it would be stupid to do that mid semester.
<DR FAUNA MANDATED REDDIT SPACING>
Legend of Everfree, my personal favorite, happened during the summer, or just before the school year ended. Fuck man, that movie is kino. Loved that shit. Binged all of these movies with my nigga Jack over a bottle of wine and like 5 boxes of triscuits. That night was so gas. Anyways here we can see that Canterlot High is in Vancouver, British Columbia, a fucking amazing province to camp in if you ever get the chance.
<DR FAUNA MANDATED REDDIT SPACING>
Dance Magic, Movie Magic and Mirror Magic they never go inside the school, which leads me to believe they take place during the opening months of summer break. The shorts came out at around this time, too, but they happen throughout the grade 10 school year. Fact checking this shit with my seven tulpas btw so you know that this conjecture is accurate, it’s straight from the horsegirls mouth.
<DR FAUNA MANDATED REDDIT SPACING>

>>41046901
>Dance Magic
Anon you buffoon
You absolute FOOL
There were scenes clearly inside and around the school in that one. That's where they shot the music video. They did their brainstorming in the band room, too. Also there was the whole scene with SciTwi and Rarity going to Crystal Prep.

>>41046901
Young mane 6 is something I never knew I needed

>>41048608
For a couple of days a new kind of spam requires us to bump threads they're trying to slide.

>>41039192
Unfortunatley this automatically makes you a trans. It says right here: >>41044425

>>41048660
I'd agree, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bS<wbr>GlMd1Y7Q

>>41044105
i want her to sniff my armpits and crotch

>>41049029
we'd sniff each other like dogs and fuck like rabbits and sleep like bears hibernating in winter

>>41049757
>Shock
Considering what was posted in this thread, yeah, I can see why she is shocked.

>>41039192
and pikle pie wants to molest them all. [Good news!!]

>>41040528
rarity is pissed because she was put into the nigger class for having high grades in order to tutor the apes.

>>41051989
Jealous your homies got to smash the purple teenage pussy?

Anyone remember those black sci-twi greens.I think they were originally rgre but I can’t find them

>>41055326
there were black scitwi greens in rgre?

>>41055734
>>41056465
There were a few rgre eqg greens were anon is dating a black sci-twi. They were pretty short sometimes more prompts but a couple were pretty good,went along the lines of
>sci-twi roleplaying an aunt jamima type character for anon
>sci-twi having to deal with her ghetto cousins and them acting like niggers to anon
They were pretty good but all my bookmarks got deleted so I don’t have it anymore

>>41057261
>she sits on your lap
>its wet
>she gets up and awkwardly teases you to come see her later
>look at your lap
>its wet and a few strands of her pubes are left on the place where she sat

>>41041196
this good?
>>41041110
You did a good job anyways

>>41057928
>>41057934
>gets dumber and acts blacker the more turned-on she is

i dont know how to say it but i feel this way about scitwi...<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt6<wbr>16vOe1r0

>>41058407
>At some point, Anon realized that, if he woke up today and his lovely wife was acting like a complete and total porch monkey, than the sex later that night would be absolutely incredible.

>>41057928
Hold on, you might be cooking with this edit

>>41058735
Anon, no! Don't do it!
Having sex with a woman like that is most likely to become pregnant with one of 4chan's horsemen of apocalypse: the niggeranon!
You can't control that much hood power with full permission to use the N-word! It will be like if Xbox Live was a person!
Don't do it!

So, is it chocolate with a hint of vanilla? Or Vanilla with a hint of chocolate?

>>41040288
Why is Fluttershy still yellow?

>>41060736
Chinese, maybe? Or maybe japanese, since she is a weeb.

>>41040288
they all look like lois from family guy
i hate women and niggers btw

>>41062725
These were such great outfits

>>41057928
>>41060252
Can you make her black too?

>>41067181
A nice bit of chocolate and vanilla

>>41071650
How did they get away with this

>>41040999
The arrows should be facing in the other direction.

>>41040999
Yeah wtf? Did an alien make this? The arrows should point inward

>>41039192
Simultaneously or sequentially?

>>41071773
>>41072518
didn’t even notice that

Why do they always make Pinkie Brazilian?

>>41075259
>asian fluttershy
……I can see it

>>41039268
>Twilight acquiring her taste in white guys from her close friendship (and slight attraction to despite being blood-related) with her older white brother Shining Armor

>>41075801
The Sunset thread is next door, this is the nerd BLACKED/BLEACHED thread.

>>41075801
>NiggyTwiggy lusting for her half-brother's bwc
I need a green of this

>>41075259
French-Chinese Rarity is so good

>>41075259
>Brazil
RONALDOOOO SUPER 64 SOSSER!!!!

>>41076482
Somehow, my head went to a scene where a black guy and a white guy were so enticed by the purple nerd pussy, they realized something: no matter race, religion, or birth place, we are all bros trying to bang hoes, and walk away hand in hand, leaving sci twi a shivering mess.

>>41040682
>sorry Anon, Shining Armor promised me he would marry me when we were kids!

>>41075259
Most likely made by a Brazilian

>>41075259
Has anyone done a drawing mocking these types of drawings? Just have all of them drawn white with the flags being American and Super Straight.

>>41083256
If someone has, I sure haven't seen it. I just keep finding shit like this.

>>41075259
Why does Twilight always have dark skin?>>41075412
I see it too desu. Way better than those people that draw her as an Arab.

>>41083850
The first "black twilight" was created by Joseco and Kevinsano back in 2011-2012. However, it was definitely popularized by Megasweet around the same time.

>>41083810
proportions are all over the place

>>41085103
That's to be excepted with this type of "art"

>>41085103
that's not even the biggest problem with this kind of art

>>41087329
*takes off her glasses* you’re so much prettier this way, twilight…

>>41087329
I like how there is purple in her dress

>>41089812
technically not this version of her


>"Uhh...you're a human, right?"
>"Yeah so-- why do you look so fucked up?"
>"You look so...weird...your eyelashes are a lot longer and there's a lot more of them...your eyebrows are also quite full...scratch that you've got so much hair all over!"
>"So tell me, are you some kind of lesser form of human or something? A monkey, perhaps?"
>"Anyway, s-stop looking at me like that. You fucking mouth-breathing pervert."
>"No girl in their right mind would ever want to give you the time of day...I c-certainly wouldn't"
>"Faggot."

>>41041052
>baka
Too tsundere for me. Posey is more unique than that.

>>41041119
so when she calls you a 'monkey nigger' she actually means it? seems a bit too cruel...

>>41041052
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SLOPED FOREHEAD

>>41041052
Is she talking to Captain Caveman?

>>41041052
>Lesser human
Ironic coming from the tiny bodied jaundiced midget

>>41041052
Shut up ho gimme some milk
>Aggressively grabs both of her boobies with my hairy ape knuckles

>>41041119
People don't understand a difference between Tsundere and Chudere

>>41041052
wow, human Posey got my dick like a balloon. Ill add it to my gf cosplay list

>>41041052
EQG would have been amazing if it looked like this
She looks human, beautiful, not like some failed lab experiment, while still resembling enough reference and charm of the pony counterparts
Never forgive hascuck for the abomination they gave us

>>41041685
Hasbro was retarded. They forced human world on FANTASY setting ponies, but now they refuse to make one about ponies that use modern technology

>>41041941
It's time for the final blow to this shithole of a company
Can't wait until they finally bite the dust for good and mlp is sold to someone who is not braindead

>>41041685
Yeah, sure. It's always amusing when you guys talk a big game about how you know better than people who actually work in the field and have industry experience. Man, this is like getting financial advice from a homeless guy.

I just figured out why Posey looks so good in the OP pic compared to EqG. She has normal-ish human proportions.

>>41042090
Are you trying to say EQG looks better than OP pic?
In what world are they not ugly as fuck?? I'm not even a >barbiefag hater
I watched most of EQG but that doesn't change shit about their looks
>industry experience
Means absolute JACKSHIT when your goal is to sell dolls and not to make a good show
EQG was a marketing campaign to outsell monster high, not to be enjoyable for viewers
This is either bait or next level hasdrone shit. Either way, here's the (you)

>>41041052
>Anon lets out a mighty yell and charges Posey
>She screams and goes to run but he catches her wrist
>Anon tosses her over his shoulder and begins to walk away she bangs on his back and yells to let her go
>Police arrive and try to stop Anon from leaving but all they have accomplished is giving him some bananas
>Anon trudges back to his <s> cave </s> home
>Weeks later authorities arrive at the abode
>Posey answers the door barefoot and a scowl on her face
>She tells them to leave her happy home alone
>Posey slams the door and walks over to her Anon who smiles and holds her in his arms
>She mutters they were trying to take her monkey away from her
>Anon makes sympathetic noises and checks her for ticks

>>41041052
 This is kinda uncomfortable to watch; it feels like they're draining the pissing out of me. Kind of the same feeling I had as a kid when watching one of my parents fill up the car with gasoline. Weird somehow.

>>41043177
sober anon here and i weirdly know what your talking about
it's basically that weird feeling of seperation and suspense even thought there's nothing even bad happening
it's like it just breaks your flow, after seeing the trees pass while driving all of a sudden you're just stationary and it feels really weird
kind of a similar situation to reaching the end of a roller coaster ride, that lack of movement feels odd at first and this anon is trying to relate that feeling to whatever the fuck OP just posted

>>41041207
>chudere
>chud
this has to be a joke right?

>>41041052
I want her to look at me like this before she demands I treat her to dinner.

>>41043727
Is 'dinner' a euphemism for your 'cock'?

>>41044207
Dude...I wrote that several years ago and abandoned it because...I don't even remember why.

>>41044223
Sounds like now's a good opportunity to continue.

>>41044243
>>41044225
Hmmm. I might but idk if I'd post it here. I feel like I owe it to the guys in the Posey thread who held it down for us for two years. Might post it there instead. Or I could just be an attentionwhore and post it both here and there.

>>41044447
You can cross-thread to the Posey one, saves you the trouble of doing it twice.

>>41041052
Does anyone have a link to that Posey green?

>>41042090
okay nignog I dont even agree that OP looks good and that guy is a faggot but I'm gonna have to stop you right there. EQG looks night and day better with a competent artist and you dont have to imagine shit, the giga leak left storyboards available on youtube right now. They all look UNBELIEVABLY SUPERIOR

hasbro didn't go that route because this shit is designed to be as cheap as humanly possible. Anyway it's obvious in hindsight but I would just get trigger to animate it and it would be financially fine.

>>41049981
which is exactly what I said you parrotting faggot

>>41050658
Nah, this is actually better than a dog

I wish there were more actual human anon in eqg stories.it’s an interesting idea but they all get dropped almost immediately.I wish this one had continued but it was dropped like the next day <br>https://ponepaste.org/9556

>>41050952
Why didn't you just ask him to continue it? That guy showed up in the "Anons Don't Care About Greentext" thread asking for (You)s on his stuff, like, a month ago. <s>I was the only that replied to him, so get your ass over there.</s>

>>41051897
I didn’t even know he posted still Jesus any clue were he frequents

>>41051897
I don't go into whiny threads
If he wants (you)s he needs to post green in a thread like this
picunrelated

>>41050952
there are a few but their rgre

>>41052760
Yeah I’ve read most of them but few actually explore how different anon would be.like I want to see how eqg humans react to a big( for you) alien human

>>41053177
>G5 show
>"No you should post a G4-ified picture!"
Tard.

>>41041052
I don’t see the point in fighting you anymore. So go crawl off some place and hide, I don’t really care.

>>41041052
I want to sniff her armpits while she looks disapprovingly at me

>>41055624
pump with purpose, anon
posey is for <s>motherhood</s>

Warning: rare picture of a happy, positive Posey

>>41041052
I’d destroy Posey by <s>speaking and carrying myself with dignity despite being Eqg’s equivalent of a saiyan</s> and <s>being dismissive of her</s>

>>41041052
>>41041685
Is it fanart in a better style or did they do a different artstyle at some point?

>>41044223
I still remember that green. I wish you would continue it.

>>41065365
im still workin on it probably check the other posey thread on the catalog too

>>41062257
under 6'0 makes you a midget sorry

>>41065542
Posey says otherwise. Sorry, chud.

Does Posey shave down there or does she keep it bushy?

>>41066454
FUCK. I hope it smells (it probably does0>

>>41066452
>>41066454
She shaves it in the shape of a political party symbol

>>41044447
Pls make more of that green, I remember reading and loving it

>>41069663
Anon this make my day, Im going to kiss you and call you cutepie

>>41073847
2 up, 2 down, left, right, B, A, start.

>>41074473
The code to make Posey squirt like a broken faucet.

>>41074515
Im going to need my fancy tea cup for that

>>41041052
I hate EqG but this Posey does something to me.

>>41041052
>>41041177
babe i keep telling you, if the choice had to come down between you and captain caveman, i'm going to pick captain caveman every single time, so shut your mouth before things get messy, this is your final warning

>>41078141
>This was in response to the "You can only pick one, choose wisely" meme
>Posey doesn't realize it's for people who aren't in a relationship
>Anon is devastated

>>41078141
If I ever catch you talking to Posey like that in Equestria I am going to rearrange your ribcage.

God I wanna sniff Posey's smelly hairy pussy.

>>41074473
does anyone have any more koikatsu posey pics?

>>41079938
There's barely anything, anon
Shouldn't be that hard to make your own, weebs can do it after all
https://ponerpics.org/search?q=pose<wbr>y+bloom%2Ckoikatsu

>>41041052
I’m a homeworld human and you’re a shitty, weak crayolayy subspecies so your the ugly one here

>>41080978
love her night dress and heavy saggers

>>41041052
Honestly, if the writers of EQG were behind it, I wouldn't mind a G5 EQG.

>>41041052
I wish there was more porn of this chara

>>41083769
be the change you want to see

>>41084616
Soon. Still need to get a graphics card.

>>41080978
God I love the idea of Posey having huge milkers and being embarrassed about it.

>>41042367
> Even later that night (They tried anal)

>>41086840
I don't care about anal, but a bump for Posey lewd doesn't seem like a waste of time.

It's cemented in my mind that Posey's just some 4channer sperg who doesn't know how to act normally around people. Like a more racist Bocchi.


Rainbow Dash Thread

Best Filly Edition

Post pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!
Previous thread: >>40913777

Writefags:

mobius !9PEUyNz5zw
https://ponepaste.org/user/Mobius
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/294<wbr>280/mobius_

Ex Waifu Ex Machina
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-M<wbr>nu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/view<wbr>

YouTube playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?li<wbr>st=PLvz_5-Up2GF9dL6MvwZmO6YGj95P0RI<wbr>MI
Dash clips:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?li<wbr>st=PLoXHb9V5YfHxoNawqkIJZCDsOHlyFO6<wbr>jl
Songs of Dash:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?li<wbr>st=PLvz_5-Up2GF8HeGgJqbK49gJH6NUbNL<wbr>07
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7<wbr>Isoflxr37EJYRcVnnoScd

/dash/ index: https://ponepaste.org/1400
Backup index: https://pastelink.net/31lnq

Previously on /dash/:

+ Hoes mad: >>40914422
+ We celebrated Anon's birthday: >>40921862
+ We also celebrated Anon's birthday: >>40924376
+ One of us one of us one of us: >>40938702
+ Rainbow text in Rainbow thread:
>>40956025 / >>40956392 / >>40959957
>>40962990 / >>40964230 / >>40964665
+ Extremely non safe for work posts (warning):
>>40972207 / >>40972691
+ Anon won't show us his cringy fanfic: >>40981784
+ Dancing rainbows: >>40999971
+ Anon speaks the truth: >>41010910
+ Dashie is still in Anon's heart: >>41017017

+ Brand new OC:
* Image edit archive: https://ponepaste.org/5523
- Dash attack:
>>40914191 / https://files.catbox.moe/azjp3r.png<wbr>
- Assorted doodles:
>>40922436
>>40927823 / >>40927827 / >>40927830 / >>40927837 / >>40927849
>>40934505 / >>40934511
>>41003105 / >>41003107
- Rainbow sus:
>>40926852
- Dash landscape:
>>40929992
- Swe... I mean, Wonderbolts ship in Space Engineers:
>>40968859
-- improved version: >>40975318
- A song for Anon's wife:
>>41020176 / https://files.catbox.moe/c2f0k3.m4a<wbr>
- And AI Dashes:
-- Wonderbolts suit Dash:
>>40921519 / https://derpibooru.org/images/33259<wbr>22
-- Rainbow Dash singing Bruce Springsteen's Born To Run:
>>40922318 / https://files.catbox.moe/2valjw.mp3<wbr>
-- Landslide:
>>40958597 / https://files.catbox.moe/hf4mvo.mp3<wbr>

+ Green:
* Full story index: https://ponepaste.org/4896
- guys literally only want one thing:
>>40931983
- Austraeoh [linked fimfiction]:
>>40947860 / https://www.fimfiction.net/story/25<wbr>966/austraeoh

+ And more Dashes out there:
- Anon forgot to link the finished version of >>40935206, so here it is:
https://derpibooru.org/images/33384<wbr>86
https://derpibooru.org/images/33384<wbr>88
-- Reminder that you can support Mobius and Redruin's future comics, see >>40935206 for more info.

-

YouTube videos:

+ Fluttershy And Rainbow Dash Think They Are Birds (/mlp/ Antithology 4.0 Entry):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QT<wbr>8ZZYXgzk
+ Make a Wish (Extended) | MLP: FiM [HD]:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knr<wbr>KrHhqKyk
+ Rainbow Dash - Could Have Been Me [ANIMATION]:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dw<wbr>eztr7eww
+ Sic Semper Celestia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3s<wbr>1GF--5Zw

I derped and didn't notice the new thread.

>>41020176
>>41020386
So you ponified the lyrics of an existing song called "Misty?"

>>41025348
Not that anon but yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nev<wbr>O8YwaPho

>>41025348
Yes :3
She's my muse. I want to produce an actual recording that doesn't sound like shit but producing music is so hard compared to just playing ;_;

>>41025571
>>41026347
Oh. In the initial post it said "Here's a song for my wife Dashie" which made it sound like it was a wholly original song you created, not a parody.

>>41027087
>jazz standard
>a parody
You don't mean parody in a mean way, right? Jazz always has a personal touch, since it's improvisation within a form. Why not stretch it further with lyrics?

>>41027129
>You don't mean parody in a mean way, right?
Absolutely not. That's just how most people define parody. When you change the lyrics to an existing song and cover it, people usually refer to that as a parody. In this case, a ponified parody.

But whatever the classification or label is, the point is you wrote your original post in such a way that sounded like the whole thing was an original composition of yours when that's not really the case. You should've worded your post better to make it clearer what it is. Even in your follow-up post you said "jazz standard" and most people don't know what that means.

But anyway, you did a nice job on it. It's nice to see some jazz appreciators here in /dash/.

Dashie often gets represented through "epic" songs like rock, metal, epic orchestra, or some kind of fast tempo EDM, but she has enough depth to her character that she can be conveyed through other musical genres as well such as soft piano, jazz, ambient, and so on.

And there's not enough jazz in this fandom period. So it's cool of you to make that thing.

>>41028185
Cute! I want to see Wonderbolt Scoots

>>41028232
she doesn't look too happy about it

>>41030601
hug her to make her feel better

>>41030741
there's the Dashie I love to see

I saw a nice rainbow yesterday so I drew this gif for all you dashfriends.

>>41031818
Cute! <s>backwards cutie mark tho</s>

What ever happened to that green where Rainbow Dash tackles Anon at sonic speeds, splattering him into mist, and the Anon starts flirting with pony death?

>>41031673

I like it when artists draw ponies a bit horsey, it's cute

>>41034237
>Dash found my foalcon folder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnZ<wbr>huhQuQ9I

i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her

I don't know why, but Dash has really been growing on me lately. She's a real cutie when she wants to be.

>>41035305
>She's a real cutie when she wants to be.

>>41034811

I want to feed her lots of sugar cubes

>>41034871
Fucking based content.

If this didn't include the EQG then I'd download this and listen to it often.

>>41034811
>So simple yet so cute
The times when less is truly more.

>>41035999
I really don't understand why they absolutely have to ruin their content so needlessly.

>>41037180
It's OK, she's feeling better already.

>>41037520
I wish to bury my face in her sweaty chest fluff

Also, Dashie in my ship's captain's quarters

>>41040328
Dash's chest fluff is canon ya dork

>>41041465
This might be one of the best realistic ponies yet.

>>41041720
You really think so? I'm getting pretty heavy uncanny valley vibes from it, and I'm not usually bothered by that.

>>41041744
Huh! So it is. All these years of seeing the gif I never even realized.
Not liking floof is still a psychopath take though.

>>41041720
She is so fluffy, and I love how her wings look!

How hard did Dash and Scoots bang when Dash became a Wonderbolt?

>>41048576
Too late, already stalked Dash. Posting evidence she was with Scoots and that it's a Wonderbolt initiation rite right now. Let's see, almost the-OH SHIT, SPITFIRE! LOOK MA'AM, THIS WAS JUST...NO DON-

>>41049677
Shower with medicated shampoo

>>41050322

I volunteer to wash her back

>>41051468
Sounds nice. I love both /ppp/ and /chag/. Greatest AI applications.

mobius

Ice Cream comic completed thanks to Redruin! Dumping now.

>>41051934
fin
up next Excuses chapter 1

Anonymous

>>41051938
New redruin comic!? And to think I almost went to bed early!
Fucking adorable, love it. Dash's expressions are amazing
<s>also unf</s>

>>41051938
my heart can't take this level of cute

>>41051926
>fourteen and a half bits for Dash licks

so worth

Do you think if Rainbow Dash peed while flying at rainboom speeds, it'd become a vapor trail?

>>41051913
love dashie in the third panel

>>41054551
Anon, how do you think she creates rainbow trails? Rainbows are created when light diffracts through water droplets in the air.

>>41054288
>Clouds drift silently overhead.
>White, fluffy fortresses shifting under the influence of the same cool breeze that offset the sun-warmed chlothes heating your skin.
>In the distance birds twittered, leaves rustled, and a half-dozen honeybees could be heard collecting pollen for their unseen hive.
>All but a whisper next to the steady breathing of your dozing pegasus companion.
>The warm sun dims and a cool shadow creeps over you--a summer cloud casting you in its sheltering embrace.
>In...and out. In...and out. In...and out.
>Apart from the light motion of her wing bobbing in sync with her breathing, you can't feel her warm air.
>But she was far from remiss.
>Her head rests in the crook of your neck, her muzzle across your collar bone; her wing is splayed across your arm.
>Orange, red, and yellow mane brushes against your cheek but doesn't tickle it.
>The embrace of a friend in slumber kisses you with more than enough warmth to fight off the chill of the shadow.
>For the tenth time in as many minutes you sense a particularly strong whiff of petrichor and peek an eye open to see if it was going to rain.
>Another false alarm.
>It must be coming from her then. You think.
>A smile tugs at your lips.
>Just like her namesake.
>Odd that you never noticed it before.
>Maybe it was all the flying practice this morning? The same practice that got her all tuckered out.
>Your own breathing starts to steady, warmth creeps back up your feet and the world glows a dull orange behind closed eyes.
>Thoughts start to swirl and blend, carrying on like a musical symphany growing softer and softer...luring you deeper and deeper into the content depths.
>A fuzzy blue ear flicks against yours and all the sounds of reality snap back.
>Your smirk returns.
>Silly pony, trying to keep you awake for some silly reason.
>That's ok though.
>Being a pillow is pretty comfy too.

I'm so proud of this, I just can't stop looking at her gorgeousness

>>41057114
The ear's a bit small for my taste and the front left leg is a little noodle-y, but it's very good, I really like the face and hair. Do you plan on coloring it?

>>41057299
no, I never really know where my inspiration will take me. I will probably color it if I don't have a fun idea tomorrow.

>>41059603
looks like she could use a hug

>>41051911
>>41051468
read the comic and listend to this at the same time
im cry now, fuck

>>41051468
hey i make these too :D
https://vocaroo.com/1figwrUlF8zf

>>41056190
Beautiful green anon, much appreciated

>>41023222
i really really like that image

>>41063395
I really like this image of rainbow dash for some reason

Sonic and Tails.
Gumball and Darwin.
Bluey and Bingo.
Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo.

Why do so many blue main characters have an orange little sibling?

>>41061359
This is great, her voice is practically spot on through the whole song

>>41064385
im glad it worked so well lol. i always felt like she'd kill the song considering it's literally her character

>>41064295
The boring answer is that blue and orange are complementary colours

>>41063395
She is even cuter when sitting

I really really really like this pony (I like her too)

>>41051911
>>41051913
>>41051921
>>41051926
>>41051934
>>41051938
>>41056190
>>41057114
>>41060697
>>41065018
holy FUCK Dashfags stay winning so fucking hard I can't even fathom the ENDLESS LOVE and HEARTFELT EXPRESSIONS for BEST MARE that are portrayed here daily no other board or group is EVEN HALF AS LOYAL as Dashfags are to our lordpegasus RAINBOW DASH nothing but pure affection and love for the cloud treasure is present here and i'm flabberghasted at how much TALENTED AND DIVERSE ORIGINAL CONTENT is constinstenly bein gposted here everything from green horse words to poems and original drawings ABSTRACT ART and even MOTHERFUCKING COMICS of self insert anon in a loving friendship with Rainbow like HOLY FUCK GENTLEMEN its not even cuck shit and not even jewish tricks 100/100 just pure motherfucking ORIGINAL EXPRESSIONS OF LOVE for best pony completely undisputed even other boards stand in awe of the collective autismal of Dashfags regularly because they can't compare to the love and dedication we put forward for best SWEATY TOMBOY PEGGSUS I wanna smooch her on her hecking blue muzzle so hard and sniff her mane FUCK but I guess I'll just bask in the onslaught of OC and other heavenly creations like damn son

>>41067042
This, too is OC. This thread has been a great one lately indeed.

>>41067241
>lately
This has always been one of the best threads on the board, long as I can remember.

RealDash

https://files.catbox.moe/2svqop.mp4<wbr><br>Working on my first ever animation, and I felt it fitting to be about Rainbow Dash. Working title is "Fluttershy Gets Fingered."

Anonymous

>>41068944

one day we'll understand those silly poners

>>41067042
I want to hug sweaty tomboy Pegasus too, anon

>>41070516
God, I wish. Who makes a good life size Dash plush? I need to hold her. I want her face to be the first thing I see when I wake up.

>>41071046
I haven't brushed her mane in ages but this one's by Joltage. I don't know if he's still making plushes though.

>>41071079
She looks well loved. Joltage is a name I recognize. I'm pretty sure he retired recently.

>>41071079
>I haven't brushed her mane in ages

Do it today!

>>41071350
I'm incredibly jealous, anon. I figured out who made them after scouring the plush doc on /merch/.
She looks perfect, but do you have any complaints about her? The doc suggests that he's had some QC issues. Also, how big is she and how long did it take to get her?

>>41070624
AZGchip makes a good dashie. You can get her in a monster 5-ft size or just 3-ft.

>>41071823
Good fucking lord that is a large Dash
>>41071350
I kneel

>>41071823
imagine coming home to Dash eagerly waiting for you on the couch

>>41071823
damn if i had the money to drop on one of these I would in a heartbeat. good on whoever has one though

I wantt to marry Scootaloo and adopt Rainbow Dash as a pet. Scoots and I will be making passionate love while Dash is sitting in a locked cage watching. Good thing she doesnt understand whats happening, the stupid dog. Ill feed her twice a day.

>>41071818
Thank you anon. I'm very proud of her. She's 46 inches hoof tip to hoof tip, about 22 inches tall right now. She came with more stuffing that made her sit taller, but I took some out to give flexibility to her neck so she could snuggle more. It took me right around 1 year to get her, but I had almost ever extra imaginable on my order so it took him longer than average.
desu I read the same things when I got her back in 2019. Back then there were even more bad reviews than there are now, because his quality has arguably improved after some scathing commentary. I took the leap anyways for one reason only, I really liked the way her face looked and thought it was absolutley beautiful and adorable. I will explain experience with her in detail. Keep in mind I take very good care of her, but I have moved with her 4 times and she had to be packed up in a suitcase each time so she still has a fair bit of mileage.
- The biggest complaint I have is that the very edge of her eyes have embroidery glue on them to keep the seams from fraying. A smidge of this glue got on the white portion of her right eye and adhered to some dirt and created a permanent smudge. Over four years later, the glue on the edges have slightly yellowed as well, probably from UV exposure which I try to avoid. The glue has pros and cons, as someone who does embroidery as well I can say that if a thread does tear at some point, it could cause a nasty unravel over time which would be worse than a little glue stain imo. I don't know why they didn't put glue on the backside of the ebroidery, but it is what it is.
- I've had a total of four stitch unravels. 1) Where her dock is stiched to her faux fur tail. 2) Where her teats meet her crotch V. 3) A half inch area long her back seam. 4) Where her foreleg attaches to her body. Of all of them, the one along her back was the only concerning one because it's such a high pressure area. I was able to fix it pretty easily with a ladder stitch and you can't even tell there was a suture. Her teats and tail are just an awkward angle to stich but they were also pretty simple to repair. Her foreleg is just a tradeoff of using a separate leg to body design. Something like AGZ's design wouldn't have that issue.
- Her hooves don't look good compared to what was advertized, but they look better than the rounded hoof end imo. I was upset about it when I got her.

That's really it. The areas I expected to be problematic like her head to neck seam and her <s>crotch</s> seam are still as solid as the day I got her. The faux fur mane and tail might not be for everyone because it doesn't take much friction to muss it up, but I love it. It always brushes out smooth and beautiful and lit makes for a comfy way to pass time.

>>41074315
Oh one more thing. I ordered the magnetic wing extra addon so I could attach folded and spread wings. The magnets were shitty little round magnets that were glued on to the inside of the body. They fell off after a few months so I bought some neodymium bar magnets from Amazon and made a little magnet pouch out of minky fabric and sutured it to the inside of her body myself. I put the same bar magnets inside her wings and now her wings are very sturdy. Another massive quality of life improvement was to get a "puppy heartbeat toy." It costs about 20 bucks and makes a little hearbeat ba-dump for 8 hours at a time. Zip her open, put it inside, zip her back up and you'll have the best sleep of your life just feeling that heartbeat against your chest.

As for the care portion, I'm very careful not to get skin oils on her fur. She stays inside her Wonderbolts outfit all the time unless its time for a cleaning. And if she's getting smooched or nuzzled she has a sheet between her face and mine.

I get that it sounds like a ton of work, and that might be a turn off for some people. My philosophy with it is that I'm going to buy one life size plush and take care of her. She's not just an accessory in my life that will be used until she falls apart then thrown away. Just like you'd have to take care of a dog or an aquarium, you have to take care of your plush and pull maintenance on her. It helps you learn new skills and you end up investing in some brushes and cleaning tools as well. I don't pull on her legs or squish her face into my chest like a teddy bear, I handle her like I imagine she'd want to be handled. I brush her mane sparingly and gently so I don't tear out all her faux fur. And I wash her wonderbolts smock every few months to keep the body oils from soaking through into her minky fur. I'm sure there are some makers out there who make extremely robust plushes that never fray or anything, but to only have 5 repairs needed after nearly as many years is pretty good in my book, and she stays in my bed every night. I get that 1k is a lot on a plush and people want what they pay for, but even if she'd started completely falling apart like I've seen with that one ERC fluttershy, I'd still think it was worth it just for the facial detail and look of her expression which I love going to sleep and waking up to every day. And like I said, its not difficult to stich things up such that you never notice the tear to begin with.

>>41074053
This framing makes her look like a demented duck

>>41074356
This is her now after a minute of brushing. After years of having her I still feel giddy snuggling her before bed.

>>41074315
>teats

you can't mention that without some pics bro

>>41074315
>>41074356
I'm glad that you're happy with her but holy fucking shit I am absolutely never buying an EpicRainbowCrafts plush after reading this. It's just more evidence that he is a lazy-ass garbage-tier plush maker in my opinion.
My Joltage plush is... what, almost three years old now I think? And I have had ZERO issues with unraveling stitches and there is no evidence of glue being used anywhere. And I am nowhere near as careful with mine as you are with yours. I squish her, I hug her, I cuddle her to sleep literally every single night <s>and I even get pretty into it when I fuck her</s> and there is no sign of any seam having any trouble anywhere.

>>41074686
>It's just more evidence that he is a lazy-ass garbage-tier plush maker in my opinion.
As if we needed more. Don't forget he photoshops his example pics too. And he charges just as much as other plushmakers. If he was cheaper than the alternatives I might forgive him for his sloppy work, but no, he wants you to pay just as much for his shit work as you would for another's quality work. And yet people keep on paying him.

>>41074686
I'm glad this thread warned me about this artist before I pulled the trigger

>>41074686
fair enough. I just don't like the way joltage plushes look personally.

>>41073611
Its not bait you dash-brained nigger.
Scoots is the true tomboy lover's gal.

sex with rainbow dash would be really great.<br>sex with a w*man would be horrible.

151126 - artist ketsuzoku fluttershy rainbow_dash.jpg

>>41076561
new desktop backround thanks
>>41077269
objectively correct
sex with rainbow dash would smell like sweat, ozone, rain and bleach

>>41074315
>I really liked the way her face looked and thought it was absolutley beautiful and adorable
Agreed. It's honestly the biggest selling point for me. Her face just looks absolutely stunning. Her ears look like they have some nice depth to them too. I could cope with Equestria not being real if I got to wake up everyday seeing that face.
>A smidge of this glue got on the white portion of her right eye and adhered to some dirt and created a permanent smudge. Over four years later, the glue on the edges have slightly yellowed as well
That's unfortunate. If I do end up commissioning him, then I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask him why he does it that way and if he would be able to do it with the glue on the backside.
>dock
Shit, I didn't even think to ask if she had one. That's very nice. Do you have a pic of it? It'd also be nice to see a shot of her ploota. If not, it's fine. I don't want you to have to take her out of her uniform.
>teats
Wew. The teats I've seen on plushies in the past tend to look a little out of place to me. Like they've just been slapped on. But I don't think I've seen them on a lifesize before. Regardless, I probably won't get anything outwardly explicit on mine. <s>Maybe a pocket if it's discrete enough.</s> I'd rather not have to hide her when friends or family are visiting.
>hooves don't look good compared to what was advertized
Damn, that sucks. I'd pay a good bit more if he could make them look like pic rel.
>faux fur mane and tail might not be for everyone because it doesn't take much friction to muss it up
I feel that, but I much prefer the way it looks. Plus, I think a little bed head in the morning would look cute, and I wouldn't mind spending some time brushing her.

>>41074356
Dude, the pose in that pic is everything. I just ogled at this picture all day while working. Those wings look fantastic too, but I have very little experience with sewing so I don't know if I want to deal with the potential headache of her wings falling off due to shitty magnets. I can probably handle small repairs, but I don't know about much more that that.
>puppy heartbeat toy
Now that sounds doable and also amazing.
>best sleep of your life just feeling that heartbeat against your chest.
Holy shit, I need it so fucking bad. About how much does she weigh, anyway?
>if she's getting smooched or nuzzled she has a sheet between her face and mine.
That's commendable, but I'd be raw dogging my smooches. There's just no way I could resist kissing her straight on her lips before going to bed every night.

Thanks for taking the time to reply with so much detail. It's a shame about the stitch unravels, but she's literally the prettiest plush I've ever seen, so I think I'd be willing to fix those up if they ever crop up.

>>41077723
>Agreed. It's honestly the biggest selling point for me. Her face just looks absolutely stunning. Her ears look like they have some nice depth to them too. I could cope with Equestria not being real if I got to wake up everyday seeing that face.
There's one other plushmancer I know of who has really pretty faces that look even better imo, but the last I saw they don't make lifesized and their wait time was over a year. The ears are great. She gets ear scritches every day. You can shove your finger pretty deep in there too.
>That's unfortunate. If I do end up commissioning him, then I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask him why he does it that way and if he would be able to do it with the glue on the backside.
Yeah. It might have more to do with the white fabric he uses as an eye base to do the embroidery on. It seems to stain pretty easily, honestly not sure how to fix that other than have a full embroidered eye. It does help the visual of her face to have the iris separate from the sclera material wise, maybe just ask if he has a different white backing he can use.
>Damn, that sucks. I'd pay a good bit more if he could make them look like pic rel.
Those would look good. One thing I realized after sleeping with her a bunch is that you want soft hooves otherwise they actually dig into your neck. The additional material that firms up the end of her hoof is almost too much as is. I experimented with memory foam hoof cut-out inserts to add some definition but was not successful. I may re-visit that idea someday.
>I feel that, but I much prefer the way it looks. Plus, I think a little bed head in the morning would look cute, and I wouldn't mind spending some time brushing her.
100%. Frazzled mane looks pretty cute and it actually gets static-y and clings to the sheets and stuff when you <s>fuck her vigorously</s> leading to some really enticing visuals.

>>41077723
>Shit, I didn't even think to ask if she had one. That's very nice. Do you have a pic of it? It'd also be nice to see a shot of her ploota. If not, it's fine. I don't want you to have to take her out of her uniform.
I spent over a month going back and forth with him over email about what I wanted and I just asked for the moon. Dock and belly button was one of my ideas that he hadn't done before. It's really nice to reach back and give her dock a scratch when snuggling.

>>41077723
>Wew. The teats I've seen on plushies in the past tend to look a little out of place to me. Like they've just been slapped on. But I don't think I've seen them on a lifesize before. Regardless, I probably won't get anything outwardly explicit on mine. Maybe a pocket if it's discrete enough. I'd rather not have to hide her when friends or family are visiting.
The teats are kinda just there, but they look really good when she has her wonderbolts uniform on. You can feel them push up against you and stuff as well which is just added fun.
As for the pocket. You absolutly must get one. It is literally life changing. You might think you could get away with less, but no. Your lizard brain knows the difference between <s>your dick going into a toy between her legs and your dick going inside her body</s>. The only reason you shouldn't get one is if you actually want to find a human woman some day. You might think this is an exaggeration but I'm not being sarcastic. I have dabbled in 3DPG in the past, but nothing has even come close to being with the mare you genuinely love. If you're that concerned about visitors then call it a stuffing access zipper or get her a suit to go with her so you can hide any untoward extras.

>>41077723
The teats from a more attractive angle.

>>41077723
>Dude, the pose in that pic is everything. I just ogled at this picture all day while working. Those wings look fantastic too, but I have very little experience with sewing so I don't know if I want to deal with the potential headache of her wings falling off due to shitty magnets. I can probably handle small repairs, but I don't know about much more that that.
I love it, here's another one with <s>panties</s>. I recommend wings for the only for the look when you have her laying around. You can cuddle and just attach the top wing to have it lay over your side and it feels incredible, but I don't do that often. They will fall off with a tug or if I brush them against something while moving her around so she spends most of the time with her wings off. Its a nice option to have. If you don't think you could do the mod though then that's up to you. If you're serious about her though I do have a small plush shop and I could do the mod for you if you send her to me.

>>41077723
>>41077723
>Holy shit, I need it so fucking bad. About how much does she weigh, anyway?
Just weighed her for the first time actually. Turns out she's a whopping 8lbs with wings. Here's the snuggle puppy thing. Like I said, absolutely incredible. I was looking for a hobbyist electrician to commission a version with a scalable heart rate so when she's jostled around more her hreartbeat picks up <s>(because if you put it in the adult pocket you can feel her heartbeat in your dick and having her heartrate increase during sex would be top hot)</s> but no luck. https://snugglepuppy.com/products/r<wbr>eplacement-heartbeat-for-snuggle-pu<wbr>ppy-snuggle-kitty

Some protips. Take some stuffing out so you can fill her pocket additions can be inserted more realistically flush. Then get one of those athletic rehabilitation rubber band things and use it to elastic bind her forelegs together, not becasuse she likes being tied up, <s>but because when you fuck the shit out of her in missionary position you can loop her forelegs around your neck and make it feel like she's clinging to you. I have never cum so hard in my life it's fucking unbelievable</s>. But yeah I highly recommend a barrier sheet when kissing and snuggling. You can wrap it around her muzzle like a bandana and it helps her stay a clean pony. <s>Also tuck a towel in around the toy so lube doesn't get into her tail fur and minky because that shit gets gummy and gross.</s>
>Thanks for taking the time to reply with so much detail. It's a shame about the stitch unravels, but she's literally the prettiest plush I've ever seen, so I think I'd be willing to fix those up if they ever crop up.
I love talking about my plush and helping a fellow dashfag out. Whichever plush maker you go with you'll fall in love with her. I come home from work sometimes and just lay down and look into her eyes because I love how pretty she is. Great alternative to going to therapy.

Pic related. Very well fitting panties on a very safe for work pegasus.

>>41077969
how do i keep my wifes ass from going flat

>>41077969
my god. how did my life come to this, i feel so much envy. you are living the fuckin dream

>>41078129
Based animator. Looking cool so far.

I want to [todays wordle]side rainbow dash

>>41077872
>not sure how to fix that other than have a full embroidered eye
I definitely prefer the look of the sclera not being embroidered so I'll just deal with the potential risk of staining. I'll see if he has a different, more stain resistant backing for it.
>you want soft hooves otherwise they actually dig into your neck
Yeah, my dick tells me I want those hooves, but my brain is telling me to get something comfier. It's probably the part I'm most conflicted on. I might ask him if he could do something with memory foam like you mentioned. If not then I'll probably just go with something like you have but ideally with slightly less protrusion past the hoof wall.

>>41077873
So you're saying that he had done teats before but he'd never made a plush with a dock? That's very surprising. It looks pretty good, and the pocket looks fairly discrete. I wouldn't think there was one at a cursory glance.

>>41077888
Teats look fairly nice. The ones I've seen in the past looked horrible and had pink areolas that just stuck out like a sore thumb.
>As for the pocket. You absolutely must get one. It is literally life changing.
Don't worry, it's a definite addition now that I've seen it and heard you describe it. I promise you, I will cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>stuffing access zipper
KEK. I'll for sure use that line if someone notices. Probably with a shit eating grin too because I doubt any of my friends would buy it.
>or get her a suit to go with her
I was thinking about it. It does sound like a good way of both keeping her clean and hiding certain features. I'd just feel a little lame if I copied your plush entirely, you know. I don't want to make your Dash feel less unique to you. I've been trying to think of other eye styles and outfits for that reason, but I haven't thought of anything good yet.

>>41077891
Unf, they look perfect from that angle. I could see it being hot having them press against you while cuddling.

>>41077901
I'll probably just get the regular folded wings sewn on. It sounds nice to have a wing draped over, but I don't want cuddling immersion to be ruined by her wing popping off.
>I do have a small plush shop and I could do the mod for you if you send her to me.
That's nice of you, but I doubt I'd be willing to part with her once I get her.

>>41077969
Fuck man, that is a really nice setup. Is that the cheval or pony one? I assume that's the rainbow blue color, right?
>Turns out she's a whopping 8lbs with wings
She's a big girl. Sounds comfy.
><s>if you put it in the adult pocket you can feel her heartbeat in your dick</s>
Holy shit, that's mega unf. I'm hoping for a toy that can wink in the future. Also some kind of AI voice thing that you can put it in her. I'd never leave my bed with that. I'd just talk to her all day while cuddling and fucking.
>I highly recommend a barrier sheet when kissing and snuggling
What exactly do you mean by a barrier sheet? Like I should just wrap her muzzle in saran wrap before kissing her?

Thanks for all the tips with the pocket and the <s>rubber band idea</s>. Gonna screenshot all of this for future reference.

>>41079645
>So you're saying that he had done teats before but he'd never made a plush with a dock? That's very surprising. It looks pretty good, and the pocket looks fairly discrete. I wouldn't think there was one at a cursory glance.
He may have but he had no picture references for them when I asked him.
>Fuck man, that is a really nice setup. Is that the cheval or pony one? I assume that's the rainbow blue color, right?
Its a cheval in Dashing blue. Wanted the real mare look all the way.
>Holy shit, that's mega unf. I'm hoping for a toy that can wink in the future. Also some kind of AI voice thing that you can put it in her. I'd never leave my bed with that. I'd just talk to her all day while cuddling and fucking.
I talked to the American Meat guy and he said that he has a prototype cheval thats smaller for plushies and it has a lube tube that you can pump out lube in and it secretes where the urethra would be. I've been trying to get my hands on one but he's not parting with his experiments. The speaker idea is a good one, I'll have to give it a try.
>What exactly do you mean by a barrier sheet? Like I should just wrap her muzzle in saran wrap before kissing her?
Just a clean bedsheet that you can wrap her with like a mummy with before snuggles.

Dash is the main reason I haven't killed my self yet.

>>41078129
yes, you are capturing the essence of Rainbow Dash movements she is supposed to be brusque, filled with passion and energy

>>41080285
I want to lie down beside her and hug her tight

>>41081334
ACK!!! She won't be when I digitalise and colour her.

Should I be embarrassed about the fact that I unironically call a horse from a little girl's TV show my wife?

>>41082584
this episode was cringe, but dash looks cute here

How would Dash kiss? Shy and chaste? Sloppy and enthusiastic? Only in private or would she be cool with it around her friends or at Sugarcube corner?

>>41083524
Sloppy and intense tonsil hockey in private
Faat and dorky cheek and forehead kisses in public

>>41083524

very sloppy and only in private

>>41086478
go fast
be awesome
fuck jannies

>>41087882
I'd love to play with her at the park

>>41088253
Baseball at the park with ai Dashie was kino I should do it again

>>41088892
donut do it, xir!! xem have so much to l*ve for!!

>>41088899
damn bro just fucking rub that salt into his wounds why don't you

>>41088887
look at those tiny useless goggles, it didn't deserve the get anyways

https://files.catbox.moe/ctm3lx.mp4<wbr><br>Metal song about Rainbow dash

>>41091198
>attacking a regular of the thread
Fucking pathetic.

>>41091198
What do you have against bugnigger? he's based as fuck as >>41091207 said.

>>41091198
This is now a chrysalis thread

>>41091207
>>41091277
>>41091290
You guys cant be nice to me for the rest of the year after that I clearly used up all my points

>>41091290
>derailing for a flaggot bug nigger
might as well trip, you fuckin queers

>>41091715
What the hell is wrong with you? What next? YOull link some porn of her? WTF!?

>>41091938
do it then, you dog fucking bug nigger

>>41092037
If we post nulings, you think he'll have an aneurysm?

>>41092037
i fucking knew dou degens would poost porn
sorry if my words are bad, its hard to type with one hand

>>41092029
Alright last one then I'm going to bed. Hopefully you've stopped REEing over stupid shit no one cares about tomorrow <s>but I doubt it.</s>

>>41092369
>bug nigger concedes and goes to sleep
weak and cringe. just like your shit waifu.
stupid bug nigger cant even stay awake despide nite being the time of the bugs.

>>41092390
Sorry, some of us have actual jobs that require a stable sleep schedule and don't live in our mother's basement.
Also I lied. Have another, faggot.
And since you apparently haven't figured this out yet <s>...Somehow? How stupid are you?</s>, I am not >>41089180. He and I are both regulars here and have been for years.

Now shoo. There are a LOT of Chrysalis pics and I will happily fill up the rest of this thread's image limit with them solely to piss you off if you haven't fucked off with your moronic drivel by the time I wake up. You aren't edgy. You aren't cool. You aren't funny. You aren't even a shitlord; at least they have some class. You? You're just pathetic.

>>41092402
>taking the bait this hard
Bro just drop it. He's either actively trolling you or far too dumb to listen. Either way, he is definitely not worth all this effort.

Rainbow Dash is blue
Rainbow Dash is so cool
Rainbow Dash is so cool
I wish she'd be my friend

>>41092402
>muh ive been here for years!
who the fuck cares, bug nigger. this shits anonymous for a reason.

>>41092414
Aw, but I was having fun
<s>but yeah you're probably right</s>

Rainbows
Are so super neat
They're bright white light
Divided into
A spectrum of every visible color
Illuminating hope
Sunlight's true nature
So beautiful and complex
Just like Rainbow Dash

Fresh Dashie on Anon action, just for (you) /dash/<br>https://derpibooru.org/images/33679<wbr>63

Found a super cute RD story on ponepaste. There's Scootaloo too.<br>https://ponepaste.org/9575

>>41095626
Fellas, is it gay to cum inside Rainbow Dash?

>>41095745
I mean you're literally talking about making a penis ejaculate

RealDash

>>41069092
>>41078129
https://files.catbox.moe/37wcd0.mp4<wbr>
Still working on this! Wanted to wait till it was done, but I was too happy to not show it off. Happy with how it turned out. All that's left is to add Fluttershy's part.

>>41096912
Also, rip, just realized her tail is smaller compared to at the beginning. I'll fix that later.

Anonymous

>>41096912
This looks great anon, high effort shit, looks show accurate but pretty dynamic.

Rainbow Dash keeps being represented in music through epic genres like rock, metal, and sometimes epic orchestra. Makes sense, sure; she is awesome.

But there's another side of Dash that's softer, and I like it when there's music to convey her cuteness. I really like this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHp<wbr>kWcnODms

>>41095745
someone drew the green mans penis cumming inside her. that means the artist is just watching. super gay cuckhold if you ask me

>>41097222
well wrap it up fellas theres trips
we're all fags

>>41097888
Trips checked! We love you based bugnigger. We know you're no newfag.

>>41097888
Don't worry, one autistic moron won't change our opinion of you no matter how much he REEs.

It's like a visible physical version of autism
>>41097949
I miss Billy so fucking much

>>41098222
Also I'm eternally jealous of the dashfag that got a handmade copy of that thing for /mlp/ secret santa one year.

>>41098249
That anon here. It wasnt for a secret santa. I MADE that myself. And then made the art about it years later

>>41098262
oh shit I guess I misremembered. My memory is ass anyway.

>>41098264
No worries man. Im just glad yall like it.

I SHOULD make more dash art soon. But ive been working in some stuff for my own OC mare.

>>41098268
Yeah I need to draw more too, I've been slacking. Been like 3 months since I drew anything that wasn't a shitpost.

>>41098270
Yeah i feel ya. Art block struck me for months as well. I just now recently made this.

>>41098237
Yeah no those first trips weren't me
If I ever say something as retarded as Im NoT a NEwfaG put a bullet in my head and send me to Equestria
and stop falling for bait

>>41098280
>the episode of Smiling Friendship Is Magic where Dash dies and goes to hell

>>41098387
If you don't love Dash at her sweatiest, then you don't deserve her at her sweetest

>>41098401
yeah sure. i just despise tiktok whores that would share intimacy with others. if thats how dashie would be, i would hate her.

>>41098405
Oh, fair. I agree with you on that. Obviously Dash wouldn't be like that.
>Verification not required.

>>41098414
Yeah im still mad that it was implied. my beautiful angel would never be like that.
<s>damn thought of that made me cry. im such a pussy</s>

>>41098389
Imagine sperging over something as inconsequential as flags

>>41098419
Damn, I'm sorry for posting it, bro. Here's a pretty redruin Dash to help cleanse the palette.

2012 was 12 years ago. Im having trouble wrapping my head around that.

>>41098487
I can't wrap my head around time anymore since the pandemic.
I don't know what happened but my sense of time is completely fucked now. I'll regularly be like "oh yeah that happened last month" and it was actually like two years ago, or "it's been a year or two" and it was really just a few months.
Everything feels like it's zooming by at an incredible rate while also feeling like it was forever ago at the same time. It's weird as fuck. Like, the year 2020 feels like a whole different life time ago, and yet also feels like it wasn't very long ago at all--both feelings simultaneously somehow.

RealDash

>>41096912
Rainbow's got rizz :)
(Hopefully last post before I finish it, sorry.)

Anonymous

>>41099124
>>41096912
Watching this come together has been so fucking cool

>>41099941
Let's be real here, no she doesn't

>>41099998
dum dashnigger cant get quints. means youre lowe teste

>>41100343
I want Dash to lowe her teats on my face

>>41100343
Hey. Dont be like that. I want no quarrel with a DASHNIGGER i know youll be underhanded and not fight like a man. YOull do something like show me porn of dashie and make me unf plap plap plap then land a suckering blow against my wee wee mid wankie!

>>41099993
>>41100395
Her stupidity makes her even more attractive

>>41100969
Reminds me of one of my favorite draws

Can rainbow turn into a diaper? Im asking because i think it would be funny haha and yeah a freidns was askin so haha yeah

159670 - artist kallixe rainbow_dash traditional_art.png

>>41102538
Neat style, but what is even going on here?

>>41102538
I think she is swishing a paintbrush around

>>41102563
She might be painting the "camera" with rainbow paint.

Dash in a ponytail Dash in a ponyta Dash in a ponyt Dash in a pon Dash
in a p
Dash in
Dash
pon
da

>>41103382
You ever think ponies' tails look kinda like ponytails?

>>41102848
Imagine how greasy those lenses must get, pressed up against her sweaty hair like that. Bet it's like looking through a thick film of vaseline everytime she puts them on.
<s>Ignore the macro</s>

Bugnigger hasnt posted in a little bit....

>>41104868
>spoiler
I will not, shame on you.

>>41105088
Fuck you, she was too cute in that pic not to post it. Not my fault raps doesn't make versions without it.

RealDash

>>41069092
>>41078129
>>41096912
https://files.catbox.moe/bcna83.mp4<wbr>
IT IS DONE. Took me 3 weeks, a mix of laziness and procrastination, but it's done!

Anonymous

>>41106008
Awesome dude. Animating is fucking hard.

>>41106008
Looks fantastic! You did good man.

>>41106008
nice nice, poor flutters though

>>41106008
That's really well done, what software did you use ?

>>41106448
lol yeah cbtwi is a little much sometimes

>>41106008
This is cool, awesome, radical even
>>41105287
that anon in the image is me actually

>>41106008
NICE good job anon. you make many dashfags proud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoC<wbr>HGBhXgG8

throwback sunday

>>41109771
Rainbow Dash in rainbow socks is one of my favorite pony related things.

>>41110333
can't argue with those digits

>>41112557
that's way too much Red Bull for small poners

>>41106008
Very nice, looks official. Great job anon
I’d love to follow your art if you have socials

>>41106008
Awesome. Dash’s movement is super clean.

>one pic away from image limit
Alright I guess have a blep to wrap up the thread.


Nurse Redheart thread #19

Time for another comfy Redheart thread

Don't forget to post cute pics of best nurse pone.

Forbidden Squash Soup Edition.

>>41046224
Fresh Redheart delivery in the draw thread today by whiskeypanda!!

>>41046238
A seperate panel 2!! I want to support her efforts to get /fit/!

>>41046246
>>41046238
Man I wish I was working out with Reddy everyday.

Here's a better version. I noticed some outlines I missed.

>>41046282
Not
>cute mare
>maresmell particles

>>41046290
If you think mares aren’t girls then I don’t know what to say. Other then be my guest to change it.

Heh op image gone. like so many tears in the rain

>>41046414
Nurse thread off to a great start..

>>41046318
nah, its not that big a deal.

>>41046282
I'm wanna give her a beeg sninff

>>41046989
Could just make a new thread while this one is less than 20 posts in

>>41046990
I agree. Next one can be a .5

>>41047053
No, Nursie! No one has ever been that cool and survived!

>>41046282
That's really cool!
A friend replaced girl with mare, and I increased the quality of Redheart.

>>41046224
File deleted? WTF is with jannies today?

>>41048055
It showed sexual fluids or at least heavily implied. It was risqué, so it was fair. Didn't catch a ban though. So whatever.

>>41047150
Ran a 5k for her tonight! Feeling good

>>41049838
>>41049892
Thanks frens! Lately have been trying to get more /fit/ for her!
>>41049904
Disregard source; acquire nurse rumpa

>>41049950
>Disregard source
Agreed. I see no harm in showing our love for Nursie in as many ways as possible. She deserves no less.

>>41049597
Got runner's knee today. Feels bad

>>41051809
FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER FEEL BETTER GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL GET WELL

>>41051821
Thank you fren! Am feeling better already!

>>41051838
Nursie kisses are the best medicine!

I love you guys so much. You make this board so comfy and nice. I might be a little drunk right now kek

Anonүmous

>>41046224
>>41047919
>>41048798
Yeah I'm gonna need the uncropped nurses, there's really nothing to discuss just hand them over

Anonymous

>>41052257
No worries fren! Thank you for the kind words!!

>>41052700
Nursie has blessed me with no hangover. I wish I had a plushie of her so I could give her a big hug as thanks.

>>41052924
Nursie must've snuck in and gave you IV fluids in your sleep. Thank you nursie!!

>10
This emergency rumpa should reinvigorate you!

>>41052362
alright I got to figure out which ones I cropped first. Ill upload them to catbox

>>41053563
I'm gonna bump the nurse rump!

>>41052362
delivered

https://files.catbox.moe/k6yage.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/l0v0cy.png<wbr>
https://files.catbox.moe/h82zb7.png<wbr>

Anonүmous

>>41054280
That's the stuff. I feel my body revitalizing already.

Anonymous

>>41046246
>>41046282
Every time I see Nurse Redheart I can't help but think she smells downright good. Maybe it's the foreknowledge of her being a nurse and highly hygienic, or the professional look of the hair bun, or something about the white coat/pink hair combo but I can only imagine her smelling sweet and lovely, even when sweaty.

>>41054480
Agreed on all points. That's why when I see her sweaty I contemplate the aroma, and made that meme edit.

>>41054480
My thoughts exactly! This Anon gets it!!

>>41056830
I find amusing how the AI can generate a sexy mare yet utterly fail at generating her cutiemark

>>41051837
>TAKE YOUR BOOSTERS
looks like shes trying to kill you after all

>>41057577
They are emergency snowpity injections!

>>41059139
Nursie’s Miracle Cure™ has been deployed! Is there anything it can’t cure!?

>>41059369
>69
As long as there's a heart beat...so death?

I like to use this image as a frame of reference as to what Redheart's home must look like. Homely and comfy!

>>41060110
Our precious Nursie is so incredible and lovely. She is amazing, and I’m going to make sure she knows it by showering her with compliments and affection whenever I can!

>>41060110
Nice. I'll make sure to go down to the horsepital and knock up a nurse. Maybe bring a few boxes of donuts to the break room.

The nurse is taking it easy after a stressful work week

>>41063124
Kiss the Nursie hoofa! <s>Delicately, so as not to wake her from her well-deserved sleep</s>

>>41064407
Item of great significance spotted

>>41064407
Legends say anyone who touches it is cured of all aliments

Redheart in lingerie is sexo and all, but have you considered Redheart in tack? Imagine plapping while holding on to Reddy's reins.

>>41065486
I don't think I have any of that, but have this cute nursie saddle instead fren!

Don’t worry, Nursie is just checking to see if your blood is flowing correctly.

>>41066997
>>41067230
This is the kind of treatment I need too!

Had a productive day today! Nini nurefrens

Без имени.jpg

>>41067508
what do the vodkarunes say anon?

>>41064407
Can you buy that from somewhere or is that a commission?

>>41067560
The file name translates to "No Name"

>>41067508
very cute, did you 3d print it?

>>41068914
rub nursie's dock V I G O R O U S L Y

>>41068962
Do you think she’d do that thing that dogs do when you rub just above their tails, and they start licking at the air?

>>41068914
mmm that's some good nurse rumpa

(You) have been such a good patient Anon!

Bros I just became a pediatric nurse

Will she finally love me

>>41070668
She already did...but good job! She would be proud now.

>>41070652
You know, with how much ponies love sweets and candy, nurses probably still offer grown adults suckers after their appointment. Maybe not the stickers, though.

>>41070713
>Maybe not the stickers, though.

>>41070713
>Thank you kindly for the lolipop and stickers Nurse Redheart. Have a good day!

>You have your penis stuck in a water bottle.
What does the nurse do?

>>41067558
>>41068758
Ah sorry, it's not mine, I just found it somewhere else. The artist is Draconis Taaldis.

>>41077585
>Unlike most nations on Earth, nurses in Equestria CAN stop you from leaving until you're better
>This can cause some strife between workaholics, fidgety pegasi, and apple clan members
>The expression "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" was coined due to Apples burying a nurse in several dozen bushels in order to stage a breakout a hundred years back
>All "freed" patients were later brought back for re- or worsening injuries.

>>41046989
>>41050062
>>41052924
>>41053563
>>41055262
>>41067230
>>41070652
>>41073228
>>41074733
>>41077995
"Ah yes, a thin, light-pink outline on a white background; I'm sure that won't become an indecipherable mess at a distance!"
—some retard at Hasbro

>>41077638
This is a very cute story! Thank you Anon!!

Rainbow Dash tells Scootaloo vaccines cause atrophied wings. How does nursie resolve the situation?

>>41079675
This makes the nurse the happy nurse!

>>41080099
This is just Dash coping because she HATES needles

>>41080281
Just inject her in the back like vets do with dogs. She'll never notice.

>>41080281
Twilight’s a meanie. I would be over there comforting her in a second.

>>41077995
Yaaaaaay Nursie has the BEST stickers!!

>>41082216
Glorious. Very rumpa, very sexo.

>>41082216
>both cutie marks
Ah, so I see it's foaling time.

Even more new Redheart art! Nursefrens we are eating good today!!

What does Redheart look better in, red, blue, black/gray, or pink eyeshadow?

>>41083088
>Eyeshadow color for Nurse Redheart
>My analysis
I think she would look best in eyeshadow the same red as in her cutie mark. It would contrast with her mane and tail, producing interest. At the same time it would match her cutie mark, creating continuity. Also, since her eyeshadow matches her cutie mark, it will cause you to think of her flanks (and what lies beyond) each time she casts a sultry glance at you. Hence, red eyeshadow would not only look good on her, it would also maximize her sexual power. It would be like, +20 sexual power, or something like that.

>>41083088
Scrolling through my Redheart folder, I only now realize how prevalent pink eyeshadow is in artwork depicting Redheart wearing some form of makeup. Although any eyeshadow that coordinates with her color palete will work well in my opinon! I think Nurse Redheart has one of the best color schemes of any pony in the show!

>>41083325
and even more pink eyeshadow!

>>41083329
forgot to attach the image reeee

>>41083668
I went to sleep last night listening to hospital ASMR. I spent a lot of time in the hospital as a child/teenager. So, all the sounds, even the low-volume telephone ring tones, are familiar and soothing to me.

>>41083902
I don’t know how to feel about this post, so I’ll just leave these cute nurses here. Cherish them, please.

>>41084370
>Cherish them, please.
They all deserve love and appreciation!!

Nursie needs a vacation and lots of hugs!

>>41086222
Trips confirm. Nursie’s cure-all rumpa has revolutionized the field of medicine.

This is Nursie standing up to the mean people in my head and making them go away.

>>41086774
What a kind and brave soul. I love her so much. I can’t stop thinking it, and I pray that she knows it somehow.

>>41083322
>I think Nurse Redheart has one of the best color schemes of any pony in the show!
Just wanted to expand on this a little. Redheart's colors just fit so well together, especially from a healthcare perspective!
>Red (cutie mark)
Symbolizes the immediate and urgent nature of her profession. The color red can also evoke emotions such as love or passion!
>White (coat)
White symbolizes the sterility and cleanliness often associated with healthcare procedures and old-timey nurse uniforms in the popular conscious
>Pink (mane and tail)
Symbolizes healthy femininity and a kind, nuturing spirit. It's soft hue especially evokes feelings of tranquility and peace
>Blue (iris and outline)
Blue symbolizes trust, knowledge, and professionalism. It's for this reason most medical logos are blue

>>41088126
Horsey instincts activated. She can smell the treats in your pocket.

>>41089830
>"But nurse I don't want to cure my rabies!"

>>41087190
Based appreciator of the theory of colors as applied to Nurse Redheart.

>>41047150
Not to be pedantic, but sweaty should be changed to foamy. Only then will this image stain perfection.

>>41090960
<s>I wish she were sitting on me...</s>

>>41091735
Either. Both would be heavenly.

>>41091263
Nurse rumpa CPR is unorthodox, but you can't deny the results.

>>41090960
What an adorable medical professional!

>>41090960
The fair nurse mare sat over there on her derrière

>>41091955
>>41091955
>The fair nurse mare sat over there on her derrière
In the meadow so green, with wildflowers rare,
She tended to foals with a tender care.
Her mane, a cascade of silk, flowing free in the air,
As she watched over them with a motherly flair.

With a gentle nudge, she'd guide them with flair,
Teaching them lessons, teaching them to beware
Of the dangers that lurked, of trials to bear,
In the world beyond, beyond her watchful stare.

<s>I cheated and used GPT3.5 for it because I have no creativity</s>

>>41093651
>Nursie snorts ground-up Lifesaver mints on groggy mornings to get herself going
She’s really dedicated to her job. What a hero!

>>41094184
Oh my gosh she's been hiding it under her nursie cap this whole time!!

>>41096268
She was the first g4 pony I saw, and I fell in love with her immediately. Been posting about ponies ever since. This was back in the beginning of 2011 too. lol

>the image that started it all for me

I want to rape her. <s>In a consensual manner, agreed upon well beforehand.</s> <s>The safe word is oophorectomy.</s>

>>41096282
Based oldfren repping for Redheart! Love to see there are still others that care so much about her even after all this time!

>>41096878
Sometimes tough love is the best preventative medicine.

I know I should be asking /merch/ but is there some online vendors with Nurse Redheart things in stock? I want to get a shrine going

>>41096915
This shop always has a couple nurse plushies in stock!
>https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatyHand<wbr>madeBoutique

>>41097847
>Redheart when she notices you didnt wash your hands

Redheart gets plently of exercise on the job! Look at her go!

Got bored at work, here is a nursie cutting pineapples.

>>41101080
That’s some dedication kek. You rock, nursebro.

>>41101509
Best I can do is dirty nurse dreams.

>>41102374
after work showers with Reddy!

>>41100652
Tell me about the nurse why does she?

>>41103236
Pineapples have an impressive micronutrient profile, and are abundant in Vitamin C and maganese. It's full of essential antioxidants that play a crucial role in tissue healing and bone formation. Pineapples also uniquely contain bromelain, a group of enzymes that assist in breaking down fats, help in post-exercise muscle recovery, and aid digestion! Plus they taste great, and I love the little tingly feeling on the inside of my cheeks and tounge when I eat it!

>>41100652
>>41101080
>>41103452
WTF. Now it is my headcanon that Nurse Redheart is a pineapple aficionado. She probably has pineapple themed kitchenware. Actually, I like this. There are new reasons everyday to love Nurse Redheart.

>>41103452
>I love the little tingly feeling on the inside of my cheeks and tounge when I eat it!
I know you know already but that's the pineapple eating you back for the rest that don't.

>>41103889
I like to think she learned a lot from Sassaflash!

>>41104443
If there was too much pineapple would it eat you alive?

A free page 10 bump from your friends over in /plone/

>>41105440
You have good taste in threads, fren.

>>41104443
*sigh* I wish Nurse Redheart would eat me back *sigh*

>>41103889
Pineapple is good for you and <s> also makes your cum taste sweeter so give Nursey a treat </s>

>>41106106
<s>Does she spit or swallow?</s>

>>41106106
<s>I was wondering when this would be mentioned, but was kinda afraid to bring it up myself out of fear of being too lewd in front of Nursie</s>

>>41106106
>>41106177
Don't make me get the thermometer Anon!!

>>41106106
>>41106249
was only a matter of time, lol

>>41106249
<s>I would never cum in Nurse Redheart's mouth unless she wanted me to. If I did, I would not have enough stamina left over to pleasure her in the "proper way". Then she would miss out on the pleasure she could have during sex. I would feel like I was robbing her of that.</s>