{"title":"Corvid Thread - Crows, Ravens, Magpies","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4684380,"name":"Crowy McCrowface","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1702201329713222.webm","filename":"corvid_thread.webm"},"posted":1702201329},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4684411,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"oh it's YOU and your bird!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1702207563526713.jpg","filename":"1692646719833178.jpg"},"posted":1702207563},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4684416,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
No offense but he looks pretty stupid for a crow.","attachment":null,"posted":1702208651},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4684456,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684416
He's a crow of many talents:
>He's an aerobatic pilot
>a royal food taster. Very proactive.
>a gifted painter with special talent in using titanium white. Also very proactive.
>sysadmin with special talent in assembling keyboards. Proactive too.
The list goes on and on.","attachment":null,"posted":1702215469},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4684546,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Good video.
Locally I feed jackdaws. They're far more flock-based than other corvids, so they stay wary of humans and don't come close. They know I'm a food bringer, they will signal to each other if I turn up and signal way more if I turn up with my magical box that contains peanuts, but they haven't shown any willingness to come within touching range and I am not gonna push it. I respect them as wild animals first, and they don't owe me fake internet points for posing or anything.
Recently a couple magpies have been getting feisty with trying to take all the nuts if they're around, and the bird turf war is entertaining enough. I'm not taking sides.","attachment":null,"posted":1702227568},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4684684,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
yoink!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1702246440075791.webm","filename":"1668334755819341.webm"},"posted":1702246440},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4685058,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1702293118810040.webm","filename":"1661572174428440.webm"},"posted":1702293118},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4685093,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1702299998132930.jpg","filename":"00001455.jpg"},"posted":1702299998},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4685094,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1702300066762570.jpg","filename":"00001456.jpg"},"posted":1702300066},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4686503,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
Mfw crows are thinkpad posters
Based","attachment":null,"posted":1702484119},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4686507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4685093
any way to make friends with them? I saw a group of like 9-10 magpies sitting on the ground and squawking. What do they like eating during the winter? They’re also pretty tame and usually don’t run away from people if they’re not being actively chased.","attachment":null,"posted":1702484344},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4687002,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
pls post their cloaca","attachment":null,"posted":1702539757},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4687361,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4687002
do this","attachment":null,"posted":1702595162},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4688574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1702773760563823.jpg","filename":"1692362005985301.jpg"},"posted":1702773760},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4688576,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1702773827539770.jpg","filename":"1698860793789428.jpg"},"posted":1702773827},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4688582,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hate how its illegal to tame them in my country. Didn't stop my grandfather though, he hand reared a sick young crow when my father was younger. Out of all the pets he owned that crow was the best companion he ever had, well, atleast better than the 2 owls.","attachment":null,"posted":1702774451},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4688758,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4688576
What species is that? They have a distinct gray beak and I only ever see them around streams outside of vienna. The others all are grey crows and sometimes carrion crows.","attachment":null,"posted":1702799972},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4688842,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4688758
They're rooks, the coolest looking corvids.","attachment":null,"posted":1702812884},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4688853,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4688842
Thank you kind anon","attachment":null,"posted":1702814496},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4690318,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1702993773024281.jpg","filename":"1683752704268405.jpg"},"posted":1702993773},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4690319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1702993836674114.jpg","filename":"1696906380442893.jpg"},"posted":1702993836},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4692199,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1703209160216426.jpg","filename":"1696549188455673.jpg"},"posted":1703209160},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4692978,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"gave my crow an early christmas gift","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1703346520616830.webm","filename":"meat2.webm"},"posted":1703346520},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4692987,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4692978
and also gave the local crows a piece. Merry Christmas little crow
(had to record from far away because one of the crows is kinda shy)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1703347352850499.webm","filename":"meat4.webm"},"posted":1703347352},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4693056,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4692987
>one of the crows is kinda shy
Last year I was in medical rehab for five weeks, nice park outside, territory of three crows.
So I made friends with them. Really nice to see the different personalities. One would almost eat from my hand by the end. Another was always super nervous and would freeze if I just looked at her from 10meters.
Picture is the three of them watching the duck that showed up one day and would eat all the rest of the food that was left over and just not worth it to pick up for the crows.
It was closely watched for hours, that suspicious dumb bird, but they never bullied or attacked it, no reason to.
Fun birds.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1703354827079272.jpg","filename":"IMG20221003185909__01.jpg"},"posted":1703354827},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4693070,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4693056
>One would almost eat from my hand by the end. Another was always super nervous and would freeze if I just looked at her from 10meters.
I'm currently having success with this strategy:
>slav squat to make myself as small as possible
>turn my body 45 degrees to the side
>don't look at the crow
>slooowly throw food in their direction
it's really hard to throw without startling them but it's doable with the right technique
today i successfully managed to get one as close as 70 centimeters to me
sadly, my crow drove the other crow away to monopolize the food
the shy crow is always in a tree and super nervous when their friend is this close to me
sometimes the shy crow even "warns" the other crow to fly away from me even though no enemy is in sight.","attachment":null,"posted":1703355998},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4693100,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I like crows","attachment":null,"posted":1703359720},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4693700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4685094
that is not fine at all i want to see them 24/7","attachment":null,"posted":1703437233},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4693717,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">shitty rainy day today
>looking out the back door
>see a handful of ravens dicking around in the tree
>grab a bag of peanuts
>go out and shake the bag, think at least one of the ravens saw me doing it
>pour the peanuts in the bird feeder
>ravens ignore me and don't go to the peanuts
Do they not like peanuts, bros?","attachment":null,"posted":1703439141},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4693749,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"thoughts on jays?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1703443303651904.jpg","filename":"mexican_jay.jpg"},"posted":1703443303},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4693753,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4693070
>sometimes the shy crow even "warns" the other crow to fly away from me even though no enemy is in sight.
They even have different warning calls for humans, cats and dogs.
We know surprisingly little about crow's social interactions amongst themselves. I hope more research is done.
Anyways. Yeah, they pay a lot of attention to where and if you can see them. Mine would prefer to land behind me, then start move around.
The shy one definitely was always checking where I was looking at, with pretty surprising precision. The other two even would give her food, but it was pretty obvious it was a breeding pair and one of their grown up kids.
After that whole thing, getting out of rehab, I moved again, now I have a pair of really nice looking eurasian magpies, based closely around my garden spot. The place wasn't claimed by crows for most of the year, but about two months ago a murder, hah, of about four claimed it as their territory. In effect, they just show up about once every two hours, bully the magpies a bit, the move on again.
Almost not cats here, tons of dog people. Funny enough, I saw one of the magpies picking up worms and stuff with one of the few cats just like 2m away. They both totally ignored each other.
Well, I would say a fully grown magpie is just about the limit of what a sensible cat will attack.
Not all cats are sensible though, I saved a 1m+ snake from a cat earlier this year. It decided to play dead when it was near the weight of the fucking cat. Only mildly posionous thought, I'm in Switzerland. Pic following.","attachment":null,"posted":1703444154},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4693756,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4693753
Apparently they can "pretend" to bleed and excrete some drops of blood on demand.
Fucking nature is weird.
Anyways, it survived that afternoon, the cat in question didn't really know what to do with it anyways and gave up because pesky humans accumulated around the snakey. A bunch of kids watched it for while...no problem with youths being fascinated by nature.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1703444813932939.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_2023-12-24-20-00-57-66_92460851df6f172a4592fca41cc2d2e6.jpg"},"posted":1703444813},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4695046,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1703686364106735.jpg","filename":"1700588622311512.jpg"},"posted":1703686364},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4695048,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1703686432348031.jpg","filename":"1678356510972507.jpg"},"posted":1703686432},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4695138,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
>>4684411
I thought so too, I saw this webm posted on another board recently and was wondering if it was crow war anon","attachment":null,"posted":1703697661},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4695816,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4695138
Yes it's me. War is developing in our favor.
I'm doing it like the Chinese once did and offer them food every day as tribute.
Works alright. The crows now allow my crow to have a territory of 200 square meter.
It's not much, but at least I can now leave him alone during the day.
By the way, today the hawk decided to hunt pigeons. He picked one several times mid air and the feathers that went flying each time looked like fireworks.
They both eventually came down. Me and the other crows then came to the rescue and drove the hawk away.
Pigeon seems to be fine.","attachment":null,"posted":1703784628},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4696637,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
New kino just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-HF-wBwQsc","attachment":null,"posted":1703901573},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4696652,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4696637
Gonna show this to my crow tomorrow when we wake up","attachment":null,"posted":1703902887},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4697085,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"all corvids are united in their hate of hawks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJBIMwHDjXE","attachment":null,"posted":1703958032},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4697141,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I love magpies. That is all.","attachment":null,"posted":1703964283},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4697290,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4697141
There is a Magpie who figured out that I always feed the crows at the same place.
Do you want to name him?","attachment":null,"posted":1703977273},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4697343,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4697290
Tiramisu.","attachment":null,"posted":1703980693},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4697735,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4697343
Tiramisu it is
>>4695816
For the past 3 days, the hawk and heir offspring are flying attacks on the pigeons and crows. 5 attacks so far.
Looks like someone is going to die soon.","attachment":null,"posted":1704038693},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4699045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1704225719296875.jpg","filename":"1698688354098695.jpg"},"posted":1704225719},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4699046,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1704225784164754.jpg","filename":"1698881898620919.jpg"},"posted":1704225784},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4699657,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4695816 (me)
>I'm doing it like the Chinese once did and offer them food every day as tribute.
>Works alright. The crows now allow my crow to have a territory of 200 square meter.
This are the two crows i have to pay tribute to every day
The first one is Theodore, he is as bold as a goose.
And the cowards name is Roswita.
I'm looking forward to this march in hope of seeing them raise offspring.
I was wondering why I didn't see any offspring last summer, so i assume the chicks probably died.
I hope it works out this time. I will keep you all updated.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1704316218873186.webm","filename":"theodore_and_roswita.webm"},"posted":1704316218},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4699663,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4697343
>Tiramisu.
Here is a video of Tiramisu.
The first bird is a jay. He doesn't have a name yet.
Tiramisu jumps on the left side of the fence during timestamp 00:06
I'm currently thinking about a way on how to build a crow-proof contraption that allows me to feed him and the other magpies.
Bonding with the Magpies seems kind difficult with this many crows around.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1704316680613277.webm","filename":"jay_and_tiramisu.webm"},"posted":1704316680},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4699849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4685058
I've always wanted to do this","attachment":null,"posted":1704330961},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4700867,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Oops, completely forgot to post this webm of my crow experiencing snow for the first time in his live.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1704449234840316.webm","filename":"snow.webm"},"posted":1704449234},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4700928,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4699849
is my crow doing this correctly?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1704462416283349.webm","filename":"wallet.webm"},"posted":1704462416},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4700974,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4700928
oh there's my wallet","attachment":null,"posted":1704469863},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4700991,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4700867
>>4700928
He's cute. I appreciate your updates anon. How do you tell the invader crows apart? Is it just by their behavior or do they actually look slightly different?","attachment":null,"posted":1704471376},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4701096,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4700991
I have to tell them part by behavior alone.
The behavior of Roswita and Theodore is like night and day so it's easy to tell them apart.
Roswita usually sits in a tree and observes me and my crow and Theodore.
Theodore is territorial against other Crows.
Roswita the Coward is only territorial against Magpies, and only if those are alone (lol).
The is a far away tree where only Roswita sits in, so whenever I see a crow in that tree, I know that the other crow has to be Theodore.
Funnily enough, it's sometimes hard to tell my crow and Theodore apart since both are territorial, greedy and bold.
When in doubt, I approach the crow. If it flies away, then it was Theodore.
(Approaching while holding eye contact is still a no no)
A few weeks ago there was a fourth crow here. Usually those are driven away by Theodore, but on this occasion Theodore barely tried to drive it off. He tried a little bit, but very half-heartedly. He eventually allowed that 4th Crow to sit next to him and his wife, which surprised me.
I liked that crow, he came near me to inspect me and my crow.
If this crow were here more often, I would have a lot of trouble telling them apart.","attachment":null,"posted":1704477496},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4701313,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4700928
That is clearly a human who got transformed into a crow.","attachment":null,"posted":1704494319},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4701342,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4701313
I told him the antidote is in his wallet","attachment":null,"posted":1704497746},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4701775,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"any funny video ideas or memes i could do with my crow?","attachment":null,"posted":1704545956},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4703094,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is it actually possible to befriend random-ass crows in your area and make them trade you random junk for food?
I've read some stories about people doing this on the internet and it sounds cool, but at the same time I feel like the stories are overblown and that's maybe a one in a thousand case and in most other cases you can make them hang around at a certain place at a certain time every day to wait for you to feed them, at best.
From lurking this thread it sounds like it is at least possible to befriend them.
Also I assume there is no way to attract them to your home, if they don't hang out there already? So if I want a crow buddy I'd need to find spots around my home where they usually hang out?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1704712474546480.jpg","filename":"crow.jpg"},"posted":1704712474},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4703108,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4703094
>in most other cases you can make them hang around at a certain place at a certain time every day to wait for you to feed them, at best.
Yeah that's consistent with my experience. My pet crow fell out of a nest.
And Theodore just waits for me at a certain place with his wife.
Roswita would never come near me alone. Not in a million years.
>From lurking this thread it sounds like it is at least possible to befriend them.
Yup.
>Also I assume there is no way to attract them to your home, if they don't hang out there already?
Could you describe the area around your home? Maybe draw a map? Most territories are taken by crows. The only two places near me where are no crows are a dense forest and an open field where the hawks hunt. All other places are taken by crows.
Maybe they just don't have a reason to land near you? If you provide food, they should start hanging around more often.","attachment":null,"posted":1704719292},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4703115,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4699663
Very cool!","attachment":null,"posted":1704722293},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4703564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4697735
While I feel for the pigeons, the hawks must eat too and it’s expensive for them to attack. Don’t interfere with their catches","attachment":null,"posted":1704773167},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4703582,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4700867
Absolutely precious. God bless you and your crows anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1704775389},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4703744,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4693749
still good","attachment":null,"posted":1704809130},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4703747,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4703564
I eventually chose a less intrusive way of protecting the crows by just sitting on a chair in my front yard reading a book.","attachment":null,"posted":1704809581},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4703771,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4703108
>Could you describe the area around your home?
I live in a village in the middle of Germany that looks kinda like this (can't find a good areal shot of my actual village). I live a few roads away from the edge. (I wasn't sure on what scale you'd like to have a map)
I'm a little split on whether or not it's worth getting into crow-befriending, or however you want to call this hobby, now, since I plan to move from here within the year. But at the same time I want to give it a go now, while the motivation is there, so I don't lay it off until later and lose interest in it by the time I move to the new place.
Yesterday I actually visited a friend in a nearby village and spotted two crows on an intersection. I honestly never payed attention to them until recently, but so far when going on walks I didn't see any crows, just a few other birds, but I'm no expert so not exactly sure what kind they were. I spotted a bunch of nests in a treeline along the edge of the village, but no idea if any of those belong to crows.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1704814115855329.jpg","filename":"luftaufnahme.jpg"},"posted":1704814115},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4705115,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1705005368283524.jpg","filename":"1675020623813159.jpg"},"posted":1705005368},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4705826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How to make corvid friend, but not pet? Should I just start putting seeds in my backyard?","attachment":null,"posted":1705113752},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4705870,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
How do I make a crow friend?","attachment":null,"posted":1705117775},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4705954,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684684
CHOKING HAZAAAAAAAARD","attachment":null,"posted":1705128229},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4705955,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4686507
Unsalted nuts I think","attachment":null,"posted":1705128326},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4705956,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4700867
Awwww","attachment":null,"posted":1705128783},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4693100
why","attachment":null,"posted":1705159398},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706165,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4706156
They're pretty and smart and funny.","attachment":null,"posted":1705160748},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706393,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4705826
shelled peanuts and once a week hard boiled eggs with shells
no salt","attachment":null,"posted":1705182566},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706540,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4701775
Corvid in a Corvette","attachment":null,"posted":1705195795},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706667,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
Are jackdaws corvids? They seem pretty smart.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1705211624328122.jpg","filename":"R[1].jpg"},"posted":1705211624},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706705,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Every morning when the color of the sky shifts from black to dark dark blue, this little fella flies over to my bed and sits on my chest and waits for me wake up.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1705220289790452.jpg","filename":"20240114_090529_1_1_1.jpg"},"posted":1705220289},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706725,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's interesting how the behavior of crows changes when the weather gets colder.
Let me elaborate:
My crow likes to sit in a tree right in front of my doorstep.
Pic related is another crow. That's Theodore. He sometimes comes over and drives my crow away and sits at his spot.
Theodore then raises all his head feathers and starts screaming like he owns the place.
Since I don't want to encourage this behavior, I never feed Theodore in front of my doorstep and just ignore him until he leaves.
So far, it always played out like this.
Here's the deal. Recently we had -7 degrees Celsius. And Theodore suddenly was super polite and didn't drive my crow away. He was sitting in front of my doorstep next to my crow and they shared their food.
He usually never comes down to the ground.
I made an exception and decided to feed him in front of my doorstep for a few days.
Then after a few days, the weather got warmer again and Theodore went back to his usual behavior.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1705228464024368.jpg","filename":"20240106_142033_1.jpg"},"posted":1705228464},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4706705
That's adorable. Does he sleep inside your place or outside, can he get in or out at any time? And what are you doing with him in the morning?","attachment":null,"posted":1705231086},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706732,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4706725
You're letting that faggot crow walk all over you and your other bird friends with his niggerish behavior? Sounds like he deserves the .22","attachment":null,"posted":1705231098},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706785,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4706731
Our morning routine is that he gets headpats and food. Then we go outside and feed the other crows.
Sometimes I oversleep and he goes outside without me. I'm sure he then feeds the crows like we usually do. (lol, I wish).
>>4706732
You assertion is correct, but this is the best course of action. All alternatives would lead to a worse result. Crows will not simply vanish when you shoot them. This territory is very suitable for nesting. Once or twice a week we get attacks from other crows which want to claim this nesting territory.
And I need my crow to interact with other crows because he needs to learn the language and needs to learn where the roosting tree is.
Roswita already accepts my crow.
And we made huge progress with Theodore.
Back in June, he would constantly drive my crow out of this territory to a place without food where nothing grows except moss.
Now, my crow and Theodore share the same territory and all Theodore sometimes does is steal my crows favorite spot in the tree.
That's acceptable. Now I can go to work without worrying that my crow is overdosing on moss.
I have to admit that someone asked the local hunter to shoot Theodore.
I vetoed that because of the progress we made.","attachment":null,"posted":1705240640},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4688758
>vienna
sorry you have to live near hell
was auch immer - der Vogel heißt Saatkrähe","attachment":null,"posted":1705243719},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706824,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4685058
would i have to declare that as taxable income in my tax return?","attachment":null,"posted":1705245571},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706841,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"oh thank you for picking up my glove, my left hand feels chilly. Could you please hand it ov-","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1705247216235116.webm","filename":"glove1.webm"},"posted":1705247216},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706842,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4706841
sir, i can't reach that high","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1705247261391745.webm","filename":"glove2.webm"},"posted":1705247261},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706986,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4697085
not just hawks but h*rned owls too","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1705266955299586.jpg","filename":"corvids.jpg"},"posted":1705266955},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4706989,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4706413
Jackdaw","attachment":null,"posted":1705268558},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4707094,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4685094
Considering pidgeons regularly scare crows by acting tough this is pretty wrong.","attachment":null,"posted":1705278493},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4707112,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4706842
Didja get it back yet?","attachment":null,"posted":1705279870},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4707377,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4707112
it's gone
a few month ago he stole my earbud
still haven't gotten it back","attachment":null,"posted":1705312306},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4707415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4707377
>earbud
I keep losing the tips on those. Had to buy a hundred pack online. I really like my ancient-ass wired earbuds tho so it's worth it imo.
Izzit wurffit losing a glove to have a crowbud?","attachment":null,"posted":1705322043},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4707442,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4707415
>Izzit wurffit losing a glove to have a crowbud?
not that anon but i would gladly lose both my gloves to have a crowbud","attachment":null,"posted":1705324936},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4707492,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4707442
Yeah.
That was a dumb thing to ask since we all would. I would give a crowbud all the gloves s/he could ever want (except for one I particularly love because reasons).
And even that one was only rejected after some consideration.","attachment":null,"posted":1705332600},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4707496,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4707492
how many crows for that premium glove?","attachment":null,"posted":1705332808},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4707516,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4707492
i'll make you a crowffer you can't refuse","attachment":null,"posted":1705334285},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4708293,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1705436323498152.webm","filename":"snow1.webm"},"posted":1705436323},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4708294,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1705436356620569.webm","filename":"snow2.webm"},"posted":1705436356},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4709082,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4707492
regarding that one special glove. i would like offer you 6 crows for it.
*extends open hand towards you*
deal?","attachment":null,"posted":1705525344},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4709095,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4707492
4 crows?
and you are allowed to visit your dads baseball glove on the weekends?","attachment":null,"posted":1705526519},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4709114,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4707492
2 crows and you can keep the glove, but i'm allowed to visit it on weekends","attachment":null,"posted":1705530421},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4709177,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4693756
>>4693753
>>4693070
>>4693056
You're based, anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1705538048},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4709907,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1705625090832649.webm","filename":"crowy.webm"},"posted":1705625090},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4709912,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4707496
I made the glove from yarn I spun myself from alpaca wool I harvested myself. I only managed to harvest enough wool to make enough yarn for one scarf and a single glove and I like that glove. People think I'm weird with my one glove, I'm sure, but if it gives people something to talk about, I'm happy with that.
I've got a pair of conductive gloves for using on touch screens I'd be happy to part with. And some acrylic ones, too.","attachment":null,"posted":1705625858},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4711131,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My birb is breaking off small twigs from bushes.
I guess it is that time of the year.
I'm just wondering if he picked this up from Theodore and Roswita or if it's just instinct.
He's only 7 month old, which means he collects twigs for ME so I can build a nest.
Problem is, I'm not really planning on building a nest this spring...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1705800001431164.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240121-021246_Gallery.jpg"},"posted":1705800001},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4711177,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4711131
>crow adolecents help their parents build nests
I did not know this.","attachment":null,"posted":1705803217},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4711336,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I was curious what the literature says about this. Pic related.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1705835632156165.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240121-120102_Firefox_1.jpg"},"posted":1705835632},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4711377,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Story from last autumn:
>go outside to look after the birds
>Theodore and Roswita make noises like when they are under attack
>Both of them fly away in opposite directions, leaving the territory
>wtf, never saw them this spooked
>Look at the sky to see where the hawk is
>There is no hawk
>Why would they be this spooked when no hawk is around?
>Hear footsteps
>Turn around
>Hunter: "Hey Anon"
>Me: "Hello. Do the crows recognize you?"
>Hunter points at his dog while holding up his rifle
>Hunter: "I always have these with me when I'm here. It's possible that they recognize me"
Since then I always know when the Hunter is around because he has his own boss music which sounds like scared crows.","attachment":null,"posted":1705845352},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4712807,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4709907
They bathe at least daily, given the chance. The murder I was watching even did it together.
Don't know if that's the case in winter though.
>>4711336
Afaik, they help protect the nest for example. Offspring can stay with parents up to five years, sometimes longer. When leaving they usually join a group of other younglings, pair up and start their own family.
Those that survive. Something like 80% actually don't.
Pic: Closest I've ever got. Well, in front of me, would come up to like 50cm (1'8") on my back. Smart.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1706023465707144.jpg","filename":"IMG20221012104228__01__01__01__01.jpg"},"posted":1706023465},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4714228,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"guess what my crow likes to pull on","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1706190573715052.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1706190573},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4714255,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"until yesterday, this was the status quo","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1706193432596098.png","filename":"territory-as-of-2024-01-24.png"},"posted":1706193432},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4714261,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4714255
T&R started building a nest yesterday, which means they are especially territorial today.
Additionally, the temperature dropped by 5 degrees again, which is also an environmental cue for Theodore to become more territorial.
I heard a lot of distressed crow noises today from all directions.
There was one sound that stood out to me, which came from slightly east from the roosting tree.
Until today, i only knew that sound from my crow. He makes that sound only when he's immobilized or in fear of death.
I hear it very rarely, maybe once every three months. Hearing it today made me panic a bit.
The call sounds a bit like when you push a wooden table over the floor without lifting it.
It was probably one of T&R's relatives who made that call.
I wouldn't be surprised if Theodore one day get's offed by his flock for this behavior.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1706194252156114.png","filename":"territory-as-of-2024-01-25.png"},"posted":1706194252},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4714325,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1706199171040133.webm","filename":"carpet_cleaning_service.webm"},"posted":1706199171},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4714329,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"dunno why he does that sometimes, any ideas?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1706199268218770.webm","filename":"normal_crow_behavior.webm"},"posted":1706199268},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4714343,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Episode #345 of my crow not understanding important social cues
(with sound)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1706200897772033.webm
Their interactions always go like this.
Theodore always has his head feathers raised and makes this sound.
And my Crow always picks the ground.
Any Idea what the ground picking could mean?","attachment":null,"posted":1706201048},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4714707,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4714329
Crows are feeding their chicks by putting their beaks inside the chick's beak.
I don't know if they keep this behavior during adulthood but your crow is only 7 months old anyway.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1706226613644708.jpg","filename":"crow-feeding-chicks.jpg"},"posted":1706226613},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4714719,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4697141
I once saw a pitch black magpie. It was really cool. I'm still mad that I didn't get a picture though.","attachment":null,"posted":1706229430},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4714862,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Crows are the only birds I get to see during the winter. The other day, I saw one doing a runway walk in the snow. It made tracks all over the front and back yards.","attachment":null,"posted":1706244410},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4715484,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1706328128384880.jpg","filename":"GEiFZ6rboAA7qgA.jpg"},"posted":1706328128},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4715503,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
Lol those are the same ancient shitty laptops I used to use in middle and high school","attachment":null,"posted":1706330097},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4715514,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4715503
>shitty
You misspelled perfect.
I'm still using this very X220 today.","attachment":null,"posted":1706332160},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4715844,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Saw a raven today for the first time in my life.
T&R flew to it to greet it, the they realized that it's a bit bigger than a crow and simply sat there 5 meters away from it.
Funny, if it were a hawk, they would've bullied it relentlessly.","attachment":null,"posted":1706367281},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4716899,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why are none of you masked up, cant you see all the covids itt?!?","attachment":null,"posted":1706481783},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4717235,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Could someone shed some light as to what exactly is the jackdaw trying to achieve here? What are the birds that it's bullying?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1706529819627967.webm","filename":"im back bitches.webm"},"posted":1706529819},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4717245,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4717235
Nevermind, I guess I have my answer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtw0qC186BA","attachment":null,"posted":1706530516},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4718754,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1706661941421695.jpg","filename":"1696038714671469.jpg"},"posted":1706661941},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4718808,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4714329
>>4718754
Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?","attachment":null,"posted":1706665022},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4718853,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4717245
Faggot interfering with the jackdaws rightful revenge.","attachment":null,"posted":1706667299},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4718947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4718853
You're not responsible for your parents faults.","attachment":null,"posted":1706675731},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4718951,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4718947
By protecting the fledlings he's allowing genetic predisposition to cloacablocking jackdaws to propagate. Don't say I didn't warn you when your yard is full of incel corvids.","attachment":null,"posted":1706676531},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4718969,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4718808
this are not scooby snack","attachment":null,"posted":1706678214},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4718971,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4718951
I know what you mean, there are always unknown consequences.
By the way, I'm a poor fag and don't have a yard but incel corvids are welcome in my flat.","attachment":null,"posted":1706678263},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4719834,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4714255
Team yellow died. Presumably a Hawk attack, because my birb was unsuccessfully attacked the same day.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1706783140748115.jpg","filename":"20240131_172429.jpg"},"posted":1706783140},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4721139,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"*sluuurp*","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1706980120571466.jpg","filename":"1706978974428.jpg"},"posted":1706980120},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4721309,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hey /an/,
i need some advice regarding crows and i would like to ask you for help.
In my garden are two crows,
one energetic, greedy, territorial crow
and his/her sidekick, a crow that is very shy, only eats small amounts, and rarely makes any calls.
In the rare cases when the shy crow does make calls, the calls are very rough with a deep voice.
Both of them seem to be a pair, but the energetic crow often steals food from the shy crow. I rarely see the shy crow eat. But i think it does eat sometimes. My current theory is that the shy crow eats once in the morning and then chills all day, preserving energy.
It's breeding season, and they seem to be nest building.
I noticed that they didn't manage to produce living offspring last year.
Here are some questions:
>Is it save to assume that the shy crow is old because of the deep voice and general passiveness and shyness?
>Will the energetic crow actually feed the shy crow during nesting (if the shy crow is female)? The energetic crow doesn't strike me like someone who likes to share food.
>Could it be that the energetic crow is stealing so much because of parasites? should i consider feeding them a dewormer?
>I'm worried that the only reason the shy crow survived this winter was me, how likely is that?","attachment":null,"posted":1706995587},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4721402,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4718971
I own a house but there are no corvids near it. Only birds were get are starlings, finches (purple and house), house sparrows, doves/pigeons, hawks, annoying fucking owls and American "robins."
A little bit further away, there are other birds, including crows, but none come to my yard. It's sad when I get excited for fucking finches because they're the most colourful visitors I get.
I would trade them all for a crowbud. But not my glove.","attachment":null,"posted":1707003481},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4722758,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"do ravens and crows understand that they look kinda similar? does it change anything?","attachment":null,"posted":1707170856},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4723209,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Living with a crow is exactly like untitled goose game.","attachment":null,"posted":1707211282},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4723497,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">The year is 2027.
>The hawks continue to subjugate the crows' territory under their imperialist policies.
>Spurred by their belief in accipitridae supremacy their attacks and abuse have grown more and more frequent,
>culminating in a large scale raid on the roosting tree claiming the lives of multiple juvenile crows as well as of those yet unhatched.
>The leaders of the murder, Theodore and Roswita, together with the honorable Crow Anon are forced to make a decision.
>Through their extensive spy network of carrier pigeons they managed to uncover the malevolent hand guiding their winged oppressors:
>The neighbor from the yellow house down the road.
>And in view of the last hope at victory the three leaders, begging for forgiveness from god, have asked for a sacrifice from a group of their best.
>A group that would be trained and would willingly lay down their lives for a purpose that was greater than any one of them.
>For the plight of their kind at the talons and beaks of their enemies had left them but one choice:
>Jihad.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1707255701677125.webm","filename":"corvideen.webm"},"posted":1707255701},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4725054,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Eurasian magpies and a Raven.
They didn’t really attack each other or anything","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1707487733480325.jpg","filename":"IMG_3059.jpg"},"posted":1707487733},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4725087,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684456
>a gifted painter with special talent in using titanium white. Also very proactive.
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1707494100},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4726157,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1707646389545408.jpg","filename":"crowy.jpg"},"posted":1707646389},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4726162,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1707646922416921.jpg","filename":"Theodore.jpg"},"posted":1707646922},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4726167,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4723497
Lol
>>4726157
>>4726162
Looks like my crow is slightly malnourished. Theodores feathers are way darker. I will take care of that.","attachment":null,"posted":1707648255},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4726197,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"One of them has a twig in their mouth.
I have the suspicion they might be doing the sex soon.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1707653046967543.jpg","filename":"20240211_130205.jpg"},"posted":1707653046},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4726249,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4726197
Offered them some materials.
A few elastic twigs, one hand of straw, and some mud.
Dunno which mud they like the most, I offered yellow, gray and red.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1707662216573255.jpg","filename":"low quality nest building materials.jpg"},"posted":1707662216},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4726252,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4726167
>my crow is slightly malnourished
Don't forget to give him animal sourced food. I've heard crows and ravens eat robin's eggs so perhaps quail eggs are just small enough for a crow to enjoy.
If you don't mind live feeding and creepy-crawlies, mealworms are another good option. You can even raise your own fairly easily","attachment":null,"posted":1707663028},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4726276,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"These are the smartest birds on the planet, and also among the smartest animals in general right? I love watching them scavenge in the roads when I'm driving because they understand the flow of traffic.","attachment":null,"posted":1707665644},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4726277,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4693749
Birds are such an aesthetic animal. Very good character designs.","attachment":null,"posted":1707665705},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4726278,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4700928
Unfuckingreal how intelligent they are that it would know how to dig through a fucking wallet.","attachment":null,"posted":1707665860},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4726793,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">ex-wife hates birds cause she's an idiot
>Tell her not to fuck with the crows
>She fucks with the crows
>Intentionally chases them out of the yard when she goes to her car and tells them to fuck off
>Crows start shitting on her car, shit bombing her and swooping at her whenever she goes to her car
>I told you about the crows you dumb bitch
>Crows never bother me or shit on my car, give them food sometimes
She hates crows more than any other bird to this day lol","attachment":null,"posted":1707732293},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4727063,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1707770677667916.png","filename":"crows.png"},"posted":1707770677},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4727068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"if a crow falls down in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sqwuak?","attachment":null,"posted":1707771043},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4727075,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4723497
aw man that poor crow","attachment":null,"posted":1707772029},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4727076,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4726793
your ex-wife needs to drop the negativity and begin enjoying life frfr","attachment":null,"posted":1707772148},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4727563,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Can I train a crow to be nicer towards another crow? There's two at my job but the larger one always tries to bully the smaller, snapping its beak and denies it the seeds I throw out.","attachment":null,"posted":1707836022},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4727624,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My birb brought me a set of keys with an engraving which reads:
>finders reward: 100 bucks
Should I call him out and confront him about this obvious trap or should I pretend to fall for it and play along?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1707842191517164.jpg","filename":"100.jpg"},"posted":1707842191},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4727632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4726277
>Birds are such an aesthetic animal. Very good character designs.
God/evolution did it's best while making them.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1707842974561255.jpg","filename":"2015-MP-Bee-Eater-feat.jpg"},"posted":1707842974},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4727634,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4727063
Holy kek, I refuse to believe this is real","attachment":null,"posted":1707843205},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4728447,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Do ravens remember you like crows do? Can you befriend them?","attachment":null,"posted":1707954035},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4728489,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I want to have a corvid pet but there are none in my country, can you import them from somewhere?
I once saw a street vendor that had a pet magpie, so I guess it's possible","attachment":null,"posted":1707957413},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4728985,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4727563
I have a similar problem with one dominant crow which likes to steal food from two other crows.
I solved this by putting several heaps of food 10 yards apart. (in a triangle)
The dominant crow can't be at 2 or 3 places at the same time.
The dominant crow will still try to monopolize all 3 heaps.
But after several days it will give up and the crows will get used to this method and will stay at their own heaps of food.
Another method is to find out which crow likes which food and then intentionally put more of one food onto one specific heap.
>>4726252
Thank you for the recommendations. Creating a mealworm farm sounds like fun, I will try it.
My crow already gets a third of an hard boiled egg every 3 days. I had to reduce it to this little because his feathers started smelling sulfuric.
He gets enough magnesium, iron, phosphorus.
Not sure if he gets enough calcium. Probably not. Guess I will buy some baby mice to supplement his diet.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708040360381137.jpg","filename":"20240213_101822.jpg"},"posted":1708040360},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4730504,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708240025448818.png","filename":"1707887755884837.png"},"posted":1708240025},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4730571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my birb makes better coffee than your bird","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708259104620469.webm","filename":"coffee_machine.webm"},"posted":1708259104},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4730572,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"can't brew any coffee in this darkness. let's fix that","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708259396291932.webm","filename":"coffee_machine_2.webm"},"posted":1708259396},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4730573,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4730571
>>4730572
He is very skilled!","attachment":null,"posted":1708259608},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4730574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4730573
nooooo!!!
neither the "1 cup" nor the "2 cups" button are beak-compatible!! discrimination!!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708260145922616.webm","filename":"coffee_machine_3.webm"},"posted":1708260145},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4730577,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4730574
Home appliances should be adapted to birds.","attachment":null,"posted":1708260508},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4730733,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4730571
>>4730572
>>4730574
Actually pretty impressive
Now train it to scramble some eggs","attachment":null,"posted":1708281434},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4731188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708331387446410.jpg","filename":"1616125780246.jpg"},"posted":1708331387},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4731189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731188","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708331453471114.jpg","filename":"JudgementOfCrow.jpg"},"posted":1708331453},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4732531,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"what does it mean when at sunset one sees literally 1000s of crows flying over head cawing away presumably to find somewhere to roost for the night?","attachment":null,"posted":1708491089},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4732687,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4732531
They already know where they will roost, there is an communal roosting tree where all the crows roost in when it's cold or when the weather is really bad.","attachment":null,"posted":1708520267},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4732792,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4732687
>communal roosting tree
how would 1000s of crows fit into just a single tree? It's a pretty rare thing to witness 1000s flying overhead at sunset; only seen it a handful of times.","attachment":null,"posted":1708536958},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4733007,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4703094
Of course.
>you, you, give us smooth?","attachment":null,"posted":1708558266},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4734608,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708790384154271.jpg","filename":"1702668462238290.jpg"},"posted":1708790384},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4736169,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708969147309886.jpg","filename":"1697561499903343.jpg"},"posted":1708969147},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4736254,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Man I love corvids but they never try to approach me when I attempt feeding them, even when I stay for a good while. Magpies, jackdaws, hooded crows, they all hate me..","attachment":null,"posted":1708977939},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4737818,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4736254
They don’t hate you, they’re just not comfortable around you. You would know if they hate you.","attachment":null,"posted":1709160975},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4739253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684411
>>4684380
>>4695816
>>>/lgbt/34859254
Your crow is trying to get a boyfriend.","attachment":null,"posted":1709335110},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4741068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Look how desperate he clinches to the evidence that could imprison Hillary Clinton.
Bet he would fly away with it.
Not today, little fella.
Gonna burn these papers later.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709577881940158.webm","filename":"give_me_the_evidence.webm"},"posted":1709577881},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4741143,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"fucking thief","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709581682285975.webm","filename":"suspicious_activity.webm"},"posted":1709581682},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4741144,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4739253
oh yes, he does that sometimes","attachment":null,"posted":1709581732},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4741190,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4732792
Really big tree or really small crows.","attachment":null,"posted":1709584208},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4741196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i was walking my dog and saw two crows swapping twigs as gifts
but i had the worst camera ever made","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709584725006324.jpg","filename":"P3020044.jpg"},"posted":1709584725},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4742497,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4714329
big baby","attachment":null,"posted":1709747543},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4742501,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Do crows love to use hair like smaller birds?
I'm clean shaved and got a big bag of hair to throw out, some local crows are building nests.","attachment":null,"posted":1709747979},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4742506,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4742501
They'll take it but short tufts of fur are better. I've seen a crow fledgling who lost a foot because he got it caught in a long hair and hanged by his foot for hours.","attachment":null,"posted":1709748700},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4743941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709918235538533.jpg","filename":"1681188565580181.jpg"},"posted":1709918235},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4743943,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709918298692124.jpg","filename":"1698411702219901.jpg"},"posted":1709918298},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4744018,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Apparently we now have ducks in our territory.
None of the crows have spotted them yet.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709924175944496.jpg","filename":"20240308_144006_1.jpg"},"posted":1709924175},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4745451,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710071334526649.jpg","filename":"1708525354288454.jpg"},"posted":1710071334},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4745457,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4745451
Cute magpie","attachment":null,"posted":1710073098},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4745757,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
I've been befriending the crows in my neighbourhood. I've made buddies with one family of 3. I can recognise the big one's crow and he knows who I am. He flies close to me and we went from them being scared af at a distance of 30 ft to trying to get as close as 10 ft now.
One day I'll pet him.
They love peanuts and they can see I'm cracking the shell for them, then throwing up the peanut so when it falls down it cracks a little. Now when I stop feeding them they calmly hang around for a little while before flying off.
I love corvids so much you have no idea.
Although I did cause a bit of a ruckus the other day. The family of 3 share a part of their territory (are crows even territorial?) with a group of 2. I was feeding the family and the other two started fighting with the rest for the nuts. I just purposefully didn't feed the meanies and after a little bit of fighting they were suddenly all 5 standing together seemingly no longer trying to fight.
That was nice although their little air battle was cool to see. Obviously after they calmed down I fed all 5 of them.
I have identified another large group of corvids in a local park. I will be feeding them too. The news will spread about me. They will crow my name and I will feed them. I WILL have my crow army and they WILL love me. And then when I finally control them. I will use them to attack my enemies. There's a reason they're called a murder.","attachment":null,"posted":1710099705},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4745761,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4745757
From your description, the three could be vagrant and unrelated juveniles and the two could be the territorial residents. Juvenile crows and ravens gather into vagrant flocks to take food from residents. Last year's children aren't tolerated this time of the year, so close to nesting season. The kids are being evicted, and three unrelated crows would by no means work together at the moment.","attachment":null,"posted":1710100148},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4745762,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4745761
*three related crows","attachment":null,"posted":1710100209},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4745783,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4745761
I've only been feeding them recently so you might be right. I don't know a lot about crows. I just thought it was a family of 3 like 2 adults and one still growing up but maybe I've been befriending the neighbourhood bullies.
It could explain why when I was feeding the crows today there were only two of them. They're hard to tell apart so I've been trying to focus on their crows. One had a much higher pitched crow and one a deeper pitched. But maybe they can all do those vocalisations and I've been focusing on the wrong thing.
So basically what you're saying is that I thought I was feeding a cute family but instead I've been feeding the neighbourhood thieves. Well this is a turntable turning. On the other hand it doesn't really matter. They're very friendly birds. One is a daredevil flying pretty close to me so it kind of sounds like a young bird being a little brave. Kind of shocking. Never thought I'd be on the side of 'vagrants and juvies'. I'll try to make a pic next time.","attachment":null,"posted":1710102227},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4746950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4745783
Those hoodlums pose a crow and present danger to society.","attachment":null,"posted":1710256329},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4746985,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Do currawongs count?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710261017556205.png","filename":"corvidsandcurrawong.png"},"posted":1710261017},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4746991,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Don't want to start a new thread for this, but thought someone here might know. What kind of bird is making this sound? Never heard it around here before (Southeast US)
https://voca.ro/1d8YAfLnGFuz","attachment":null,"posted":1710262327},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4747365,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I hand fed a crow for the first time today. He probably didn't know who I was but I was in a spot where lots of workers eat lunch so I think he was just completely unafraid of people. He tried yanking the bag out of my hand as I got my phone out and pulled out my camera. Pretty impatient crow but still made my day. 10/10 recommend hand feeding crows","attachment":null,"posted":1710309091},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4747403,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4746985
These guys sing outside my house every morning. Very calming when I go for a walk.","attachment":null,"posted":1710317169},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4747860,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4746991
Toyota","attachment":null,"posted":1710372203},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4749157,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hi frens
This moring a carrion crow was doing something weird to my chicken (pic related). The chicken is almost 13 years old so she mostly just sits around or walks to the next place to sit around.
What the crow was doing looked kind of like a mating/courtship dance, with the wings slightly opened, flapping them a bit and crouching down and gettig up again like a young dog playing. The crow also pecked at my chicken at least once. I've looked up videos of crow courtship rituals and it kinda looks like it, but not exactly, although the videos I saw were of American crows. My chicken flapped her wings to scare it away. The crow was also cawing a lot. I tried scaring it off, but it took like 10-15 seconds for the crow to leave, while they usually fly away at the slightest movement, even when I try my best not to scare them away.
Was crowbro trying to seduce my chicken? Or did he think she was near death?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710505045420753.jpg","filename":"20230116_142701.jpg"},"posted":1710505045},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4749181,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4749157
I don't know about the crow but it's a nice old lady you have here.","attachment":null,"posted":1710509710},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4750386,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4711336
According to "In the Company of Crows and Ravens", young crows will sometimes go to live with aunts and uncles to help-out, and definitely do not then fuck their aunt.","attachment":null,"posted":1710619424},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4750398,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4706667
They are, they're the smallest European corvid","attachment":null,"posted":1710620424},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4750403,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4685058
Funny and clever, but not a corvid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungle_myna","attachment":null,"posted":1710620832},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4750688,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710649155426615.jpg","filename":"IMG_2700.jpg"},"posted":1710649155},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4751632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hello guys, west euro guy here, I'd like to become friends with a wild crow. Not in a "you're mine here's your cage" way, but in a "we meet when I go outside and walk together" way.
I know this is possible since a lot of people seem to achieve it, but I need to first build some trust with a crow. The ones in my area are usually pretty shy, and I don't even know where they hang out most of the time.
Is there any guide for this?","attachment":null,"posted":1710770423},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4751675,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4708293
that's so cute","attachment":null,"posted":1710779367},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4751686,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55kBG5TD0OY","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710780149524586.jpg","filename":"1658495082031453.jpg"},"posted":1710780149},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4752420,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4749157
The crow has a GILF fetish","attachment":null,"posted":1710858059},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4752630,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4751632
You chose a bad time since the egg laying has just started.
Even the crows which usually like me are suddenly wary of me.","attachment":null,"posted":1710882418},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4754180,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711073198257196.jpg","filename":"advice.jpg"},"posted":1711073198},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4754426,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Roswita sits on her nest and calls sometimes very quietly.
Is this common? Does she demand to get food delivered to her?","attachment":null,"posted":1711107314},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4754609,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711126840767199.webm","filename":"Bait Threads[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fbig3f6.ogg].webm"},"posted":1711126840},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4754658,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I saw a raven while going for a walk today
they really stand among the other corvids because it's jetblack and it's huge, I almost mistook it for a bigger bird because of its great wingspan","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711130369865902.jpg","filename":"Corvus-corax-NPS-Kent-Miller-Alaska.jpg"},"posted":1711130369},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4754664,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754658","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711130634425196.jpg","filename":"95431d7930acf95813b9db18a3a5dd8f.jpg"},"posted":1711130634},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4754803,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754426
afaik, female crows caw just before laying but are silent after that to not call attention to the nest.","attachment":null,"posted":1711141794},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4756134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711314253356150.jpg","filename":"1706003964097459.jpg"},"posted":1711314253},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4758133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711488510981594.jpg","filename":"1685145168356175.jpg"},"posted":1711488510},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4760062,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711718294524096.jpg","filename":"1699933109227373.jpg"},"posted":1711718294},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4760122,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760062
i-is t-that Marilyn Monroe??!","attachment":null,"posted":1711729316},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4760124,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760122
Close.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_crow
Her middle name is Mon.
Mariana Mon Crow.","attachment":null,"posted":1711729571},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4760126,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"bird","attachment":null,"posted":1711729603},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4760323,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711742726595534.jpg","filename":"GJd0hKVXwAAGKwm.jpg"},"posted":1711742726},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4762028,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A few weeks ago the days were getting longer and my birb started to daily sleep for an hour during the afternoon.
He (she) sometimes flew into the house and roosted in the bathroom on the hinged shower door.
I've put a towel on the door to make it more comfy for him (her).
Well, apparently my bird is actually female and apparently the nesting season has an hormonal impact on a 1 year old crow.
I now know this, because my birb started protecting that towel on the shower door with her life.
She even pecked me in the eye ball.
I tested a few roosting locations around the house and outside and the shower towel is the only location which my bird feels territorial about.
She sometimes hisses at me when I'm taking a shit.","attachment":null,"posted":1711919613},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4762115,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4762028
So a >>4760833 situation, then?","attachment":null,"posted":1711928721},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4762122,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4762115
Good to know this is a common human-bird situation.
What is it called?","attachment":null,"posted":1711929478},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4763793,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712158561273592.jpg","filename":"1703561807949875.jpg"},"posted":1712158561},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4765312,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712313017075895.jpg","filename":"1687565983065594.jpg"},"posted":1712313017},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4765716,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How do I get ravens without getting crows?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712354314850764.jpg","filename":"birds.jpg"},"posted":1712354314},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4766120,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4701342
AHAHAHHAHA","attachment":null,"posted":1712381037},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4767823,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4718969
I got that reference. I wish I didn't, but I did.","attachment":null,"posted":1712581294},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4768260,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4714261
>>4719834
Team yellows territory got inherited by a breeding pair 7 weeks ago.
I befriended them by feeding them regularly. But I had to keep my distance because of the nesting season.
Yesterday and today, one of the crows came to my house to attack my crow.
At least that crow was just dive bombing my crow.
My crow is used to get feathers plucked by Theodore, so a bit of dive bombing is not that severe.
I obviously intervened and started teaching that crow where the borders of my territory are. I wish teaching that was less time consuming.","attachment":null,"posted":1712617613},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4769805,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712773990783356.jpg","filename":"1688832021923355.jpg"},"posted":1712773990},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4769930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4765716
>8 years
>30 years
why such a huge difference?","attachment":null,"posted":1712782526},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4771388,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4769930
Predators and other crows.
Wild crows sometimes can live up to 30 years in the wild.
But usually they die after 8 years because they become weak and or blind and can no longer defend their territory from other crows and they can no longer properly flee from birds of prey or other predetors.
Dunno why this isn't the case with ravens. Probably because they are bigger and predetors are less of a concern even when you are slightly blind and weak.","attachment":null,"posted":1712938189},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4773132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713124299904056.jpg","filename":"1684655811659148.jpg"},"posted":1713124299},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4774788,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713309589676082.jpg","filename":"1708448832150899.jpg"},"posted":1713309589},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4774844,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774788
Tell me about the corvids. Why do they have the mustache?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713314012499457.jpg","filename":"IMG_5695.jpg"},"posted":1713314012},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4775605,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"this is still my 2nd favorite corvid webm","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713401229940360.webm","filename":"1694718837447101.webm"},"posted":1713401229},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4775616,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4714255
>>4714261
I like this map stuff","attachment":null,"posted":1713401771},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4776170,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"An alien has appeared and my flock has chosen me as their ambassador
First contact is made in small steps.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713472164653606.webm","filename":"alien.webm"},"posted":1713472164},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4776176,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4776170
the alien have lowered the ramp to their ship and invited me
That's one small step for crow, one giant leap for corvidea","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713472421621769.webm","filename":"alien2.webm"},"posted":1713472421},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4776194,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4775616
there is more:
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4578078/#q4664561
currently i have been to ashamed to draw a new map
when nesting season starts, all friendships are temporarily paused and everyone is an enemy","attachment":null,"posted":1713473613},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4777611,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713634546687607.jpg","filename":"1688834933909754.jpg"},"posted":1713634546},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4777657,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4776194
Very cool.
What type of food do you put out for them, if any?
At the moment I give my neighborhood crows just unsalted peanuts (in shell), but Id like to find something else theyd really love just for some variety (and to ingratiate myself with them more).
Any crow behaviors youve 'discovered' that surprised you while watching them? The crows I feed Ive noticed always do this head bobbing thing looking straight down while making a very faint noise right before launching into some loud cawwing. Its interesting to see, its just like theyre clearing their throat or warming up whatever vocal chord equivalent birds have.","attachment":null,"posted":1713642003},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4777745,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4777657
>What type of food do you put out for them, if any?
In winter I've put out lots of nuts. Now during nesting season i feed them less regularly so i wont influence the nutrition of the children.
I give them a third of an hard boiled egg every 3 days or so. It's their favorite food, but giving it out too much could be unhealthy. (Imagine eating a 10th of your body weight in eggs every day, lol)
>At the moment I give my neighborhood crows just unsalted peanuts (in shell), but Id like to find something else theyd really love just for some variety (and to ingratiate myself with them more).
Hard boiled eggs and wet catfood are very popular. The wet catfood usually has some added vitamins and minerals, but sadly it consist of 80% water and leads to diarrhea if served in large quantities. I serve 2 rolling-dice sized servings of wet catfood per crow and usually give nuts as a side dish to reduce the chance of diarrhea.
Favorite nut They are high in magnesium and very healthy for them.","attachment":null,"posted":1713650762},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4777748,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4777657
>Any crow behaviors youve 'discovered' that surprised you?
1. It's socially acceptable to overfly other crows territory if you do it at high altitude. Their territory is 3d, while we humans usually think of territory as 2d.
2. Environmental cues are a big thing. Sunset leads to a strong urge to fly back to the roosting tree. During the beginning of sunset the bird is hyperactive for 3 minutes or so, then they suddenly become sleepy.
3. More Environmental Cues. Temperature has the biggest influence on their mood. Drastic changes in temperature lead to drastic changes in mood. When the temperature falls by 10 degrees, they immediately become more territorial and greedy. When the temperature suddenly raises by 10 degrees, they suddenly become as chill as Bob Marley smoking a blunt in a hammock
4. They seem to respect Ravens more than Hawks and Owls.
5. Crows have very light sleep. They wake up 50 times at night from the smallest sound. No need to feel guilty for accidentally waking them up.
6. If a crow annoys you, just stare at it while holding eye contact. They hate this. It makes them very nervous.
7. Territory borders shift during nesting season. Parts of the territory which are too far from the nest are abandoned.
8. My Crow is better at reading human body language than I am, he can read my mind just by looking how i move. When I pretend to catch him, he ignores me and just lets me touch him. When I actually want to catch him, he flies away before I'm even near him.
9. Pattern recognition is off the charts. One day I started using a small can to carry nuts to other crows territory. On the next day, i grabbed the can , and my crow flew ahead to the place where i feed the other crows. Thinking about teaching him sign language.
10. They don't like to get picked up the way you would pick up a duck.
11. A crow that is extremely happy will vibrate its tail while blinking rapidly. it looks like a seizure","attachment":null,"posted":1713651037},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4777751,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4777748
>4. They seem to respect Ravens more than Hawks and Owls.
Isn't this just a question of ravens mainly just competing with them for food whereas hawks and owls would see them as prey?","attachment":null,"posted":1713651358},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4777848,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4777751
True. This fact was less obvious to me because one of the crows here likes to hunt Hawks. And cats. On bad days also pigeons. And ducks. And herons. Kestrils too. No dogs so far, but it's only a matter of time.","attachment":null,"posted":1713659421},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4777874,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4777848
The likelier a hawk is to prey on a crow the greater the evolutional impetus for crows to preemptively attack them, which in turn is an impetus for the hawks to avoid the crows, which then makes attacking the hawks an unnecessary waste of energy and risk of injury, which then reduces the risk from preying on crows, and then you're back at square one. It's interesting to think about how such relationships govern all lifes interactions.","attachment":null,"posted":1713661649},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4777883,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
I love webms of crows being idiots but this one in particular kind of gives me anxiety because my X220 is my baby and I would kill any animal that ever tried to do that to mine","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713662547456998.webm","filename":"1612257119038.webm"},"posted":1713662547},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4778327,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"bros how do I get the magpies near my house to come near me? I've set up a feeding stand below their nest, which I am as of now not sure if they have left it.","attachment":null,"posted":1713715395},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4778335,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778327
picrel, its the feeding stand, I put food there about every 2 days","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713715909070227.jpg","filename":"104e1c21-979c-48a6-96be-c7410e40b3d3.jpg"},"posted":1713715909},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4778377,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778327
By relocating the feeding stand to near your house?
Feeding them directly under their nest will 100% spook them.","attachment":null,"posted":1713718832},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4778382,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4777745
I'll have to try a little bit of hardboiled egg or catfood sometime.
>Favorite nut They are high in magnesium and very healthy for them
Which nut?
>>4777748
>If a crow annoys you, just stare at it while holding eye contact
The fact they are so aware of our eye movements and our focus of attention is amazing.
The crows at my work used to flee at the first sign of eye contact. Not so much now that I feed them though.
One of the crows at my house thats the least "peanut motivated" (ie I throw peanuts and he/she doesnt give a shit and takes their sweet time to collect them) I can stare at forever and it doesnt care. The other day it landed about 25ft from me and just chilled, I threw some peanuts and it continued to sit and occasionally preen while we both sorta watched each other.
>They seem to respect Ravens more than Hawks and Owls.
I would too if I was a crow. Hawks/owls are pretty dumb. Id bet a raven could just as easily kill them, or I imagine do something nefarious to them like destroy nests, kill any young, destroy eggs, etc","attachment":null,"posted":1713719153},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4778404,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778382
>I'll have to try a little bit of hardboiled egg or catfood sometime.
>Favorite nut They are high in magnesium and very healthy for them
>Which nut?
Oops. It's Cashews for some crows.
My crow goes to the can full of different nuts and picks all the cashews until the beak is full and then he goes and hides all the Cashews.
Roasted Cashews are preferred.
Unsalted obviously.
Then on the next occasion, my crow will dog through the nutmix in hope of more Cashews. But they are all gone and well hidden.","attachment":null,"posted":1713720236},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4778413,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Official Nutranking:
>S Tier
Roasted unsalted cashews
Raw unsalted cashews
>A Tier
Shelled peanuts
Roasted unsalted peanuts
>B Tier
Raw unsalted peanuts (yes, sadly in B Tier)
>C Tier
Shelled Hazelnuts
Almonds
>D Tier
Hazelnuts
Walnuts","attachment":null,"posted":1713720742},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4778685,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">go to park to feed crows
>just one crow there hanging out in the grass
>toss a peanut in his direction
>he skips over to peanut immediately
>instead of picking it up he starts cawing loud af
>other crows hear and come flying in
>there's now a dozen of them fighting over the peanuts I throw their way
Little guy shouldve kept his fuckin' beak shut and then he wouldnt be having to compete for the nuts. I dont get why they do this sometimes.","attachment":null,"posted":1713740442},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4778759,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4727075
Fucking hilarious film tbdesu, Four Lions. Asks the question "what if a group of islamic terrorist bombers were comedically inept" and plays it straight.","attachment":null,"posted":1713747780},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4778766,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4767823
I'd forgotten but you made me remember.","attachment":null,"posted":1713748271},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4779032,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778685
You got socialisation-mogged by a crow","attachment":null,"posted":1713794371},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4779673,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Today is my Birbs Birthday!
I made him some Mice shaped cakes with mice filling.
Garnished with white eggshells and on baby mice.
There is enough for everyone, so I will give some of the cakes to the neighborhood crows.
Ingredients for the dough are scrambled eggs with honey.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713870442835822.jpg","filename":"🎊🎂.jpg"},"posted":1713870442},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4781059,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I love jackdaws so much","attachment":null,"posted":1714001945},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4783466,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779673
looks very tasty","attachment":null,"posted":1714214375},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4784789,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783466
for you","attachment":null,"posted":1714364535},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4784834,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779673
WTF is wrong with you?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714369516461908.jpg","filename":"1713870442835822.jpg"},"posted":1714369516},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4786515,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714573667668622.jpg","filename":"1695393307669916.jpg"},"posted":1714573667},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4786546,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779673
nice plating","attachment":null,"posted":1714576702},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4786572,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4697141
Magpies sound like a weird fax machine and I love them dearly. It's such a shame we don't have them in my country, sigh.
>>4786515
>>4779673
>>4777611
>>4769805
>>4760323
these images go hard as fuck","attachment":null,"posted":1714578249},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4787455,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4777883
why do bluejays get so much hate? they're such pretty birds, and seem to have a lot of character","attachment":null,"posted":1714661874},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4788068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754609
animals are hilarious","attachment":null,"posted":1714718009},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4788069,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788068
forgot corvid","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714718071499810.webm","filename":"1665709154942871.webm"},"posted":1714718071},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4788727,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787455
I heard a lot of people growing up say they hated blue jays but they were confusing them with scrub jays (picrel). Scrubs are LOUD af and love nothing more than to perch in your yard early in the morning and make these piercing squawk noises at random intervals. At 6am its like chinese water torture. If true blue jays are anything like that Id see why people would hate them.
I love jays though because theyre a riot to watch and sometimes have funny encounters/relationships with crows.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714784001769465.jpg","filename":"d80358c9469f427d8bcede52594255e1.jpg"},"posted":1714784001},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4788860,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750688
>>4788727
When I was a kid, my Grandma had these in her backyard and she somehow trained them to grab peanuts out of your hand if you held one out to them on the balcony.","attachment":null,"posted":1714810638},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4789270,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4730504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g","attachment":null,"posted":1714866967},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4789595,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4697085
>WORLDSTAR!","attachment":null,"posted":1714919478},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4790242,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714966499961823.webm","filename":"crow outsmarts turkey vultures_.webm"},"posted":1714966499},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4791914,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Theodore and Roswitas nestling fell out of the nest into a backyard full of dogs.
I tried to place it on my dogless property, in hope they would raise it there.
After some time i moved the nesting inside because i was worried about hypothermia.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715161569748497.jpg","filename":"20240508_113318.jpg"},"posted":1715161569},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4791996,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791914
It died.","attachment":null,"posted":1715175311},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4792504,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791996
:(","attachment":null,"posted":1715214326},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793158,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791914
How is your pet crow doing?","attachment":null,"posted":1715286833},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793167,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791996
Are they gonna take revenge on you?","attachment":null,"posted":1715287474},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793204,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793158
He's alright. Nesting season is stressful because of territorial disputes.
I hope the season ends soon.
I want everyone to be friends again.
>>4793167
I gave em multiple chances to take the nestling back, but they refused.
They were protecting the nestling from the dogs, but they didn't attack me when I picked it up several times.
The vet confirmed that the nestling was ill and the parents kicked it out of the nest to protect the siblings.
Later the day they summoned all the other crows of the flock.
Not sure if they did it because of the nestling or because of other reasons.
I was hiding behind a bush, because I didn't want to risk them teaching the flock that I'm an enemy.
Later the day when they were alone, I offered some food to them, and they accepted the food and didn't seem to hate me.","attachment":null,"posted":1715291240},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793285,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"When you mentally anthropomorphize birds (everyone does this right?), how do you imagine them? I don’t like the birds with arms gifs, and prefer to think of them with their wings folded meaning they have their hands behind their back, in an inquisitive way instead of a weak way.","attachment":null,"posted":1715299830},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793331,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793285
I imagine crows walking like Morpheus with his arms behind his back","attachment":null,"posted":1715303838},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793494,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793285","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715324338243738.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1715324338},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793495,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793494","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715324534575103.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1715324534},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793496,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793494
.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715324576074936.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1715324576},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4690318
Fatass","attachment":null,"posted":1715324780},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793500,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4693717
Krummi is stubborn. She will come to you if you are patient and cool enough. Frezh meat is also preferred if possible.","attachment":null,"posted":1715325174},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793502,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4697085
Krummi cares for her children","attachment":null,"posted":1715325496},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793504,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4699657
Thx crow bro","attachment":null,"posted":1715325619},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4793509,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4706725
Ravens also have strange feeding behavior like that, according to the book "Ravens in Winter"","attachment":null,"posted":1715326100},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4794778,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4775605
>me starting shit between two anons just to watch them sperg","attachment":null,"posted":1715489564},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4794784,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4777748
Do Ravens not like being stared at? Everytime I see one, I stare at it like a retard until it leaves eyesight. Should I not do that ?","attachment":null,"posted":1715490283},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4794898,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794784
Depends on your relationship with the corvid.
Looking at them makes them nervous if you are near them. Turning your back at them puts them at ease.
I sometimes stare at two specific crows like a retard/predator. I do this to drive them away and protect my pet crow.
One of the crows will fly away immediately when I look at it.
The other crow nervously jumps around on a branch and constantly looks left and right.
Does the raven notice that you stare at it? How does it react?
If you are buddies with the corvid then staring is fine.
If you are far away then it's also fine.
And if it's a desensitized corvid which Iives in a train station then it probably doesn't even care that you are there.","attachment":null,"posted":1715510813},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4795738,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"People start to assume I own a corvid rescue ranch.
This lil fella was brought to me because all rescue facilities were full.
It was found on the ground next to its 3 mauled siblings.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715611570035220.jpg","filename":"smol.jpg"},"posted":1715611570},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4795747,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Better quality image.
I noticed some things about it:
>eyes less blueish as I expected
>corner of the mouth not pink?
>mouth inside area as pink as expected
>very small body for a crow which already has this many feathers
Any experts here who could please confirm or refute my observations?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715612402450991.jpg","filename":"hq.jpg"},"posted":1715612402},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4795880,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Often when I toss peanuts to crows (and sometimes jays) they caw/squawk at me. I wonder what theyre trying to communicate. Excitement? Gratitude? Bewilderment? Asking 'where's the rest?'
The other day I tossed a nut towards a crow Ive fed a few times before and he/she swooped down, stood over the peanut then made a strange caw/honk noise before munching on it. Such funny and odd little birds.","attachment":null,"posted":1715624967},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4796443,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795747
I gave it a proper diet and now the corner if the mouth turned pink as it should.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715695767292094.jpg","filename":"20240514_160616_1.jpg"},"posted":1715695767},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4796895,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795738
>People start to assume I own a corvid rescue ranch
Thats cool, man.
Do the crows in your neighborhood drop in to investigate what youre doing with these other crows?
>>4796443
Whats a proper diet for a young crow? How do you know how much to feed them?","attachment":null,"posted":1715723612},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4796932,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796895
>Do the crows in your neighborhood drop in to investigate what youre doing with these other crows?
Yes they don't like it to share their territory but during autumn and winter it was possible to befriend them. Spring is nesting season, which means friendship is over and they constantly try to drive my crow from last year out of the territory. Dunno about summer.
They haven't seen the new crow yet.
>Whats a proper diet for a young crow?
Different living insects from the store.
Baby mice from the freezer.
Sometimes a berry. Egg yolk.
>How do you know how much to feed them?
The very young ones will scream with their mouth open until they are satiated.
The crow pictured above is already one step further and can pick her own food from a small bowl. She eats from the bowl until satiated.","attachment":null,"posted":1715729155},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4796933,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796932
>different living insects
Oops. I meant insect larvae","attachment":null,"posted":1715729286},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4797005,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
Any suggestions for good food to feed them in order to become friends?","attachment":null,"posted":1715738903},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4797012,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4684380
train your crow to type racial slurs","attachment":null,"posted":1715739650},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4797062,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797005
Shelled peanuts.
Sometimes hard boiled eggs with shell. Cut in half or in quarters.
You cut the egg in multiple parts to make it less likely that they will fight each other for it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715747943},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4797561,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797012
They’d be smart enough to enjoy it","attachment":null,"posted":1715807553},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4798352,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795747
>>4796443
Got a name for him?","attachment":null,"posted":1715896533},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4798424,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798352
Wilma","attachment":null,"posted":1715902983},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4798606,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What an great thread. Thanks OP.","attachment":null,"posted":1715924840},{"board":"an","thread":4684380,"pid":4798933,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The crows in my neighborhood have stopped coming by my house for snacks. Hate to say it but its got me bummed out. We had a pretty good thing going with 5 of them that would regularly swing by and caww to be given peanuts.","attachment":null,"posted":1715964690}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4772039,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why do people keep saying this animal is trash? The Cheetah is literally the fastest animal on the planet, that makes it far better and superior than a Lion in my opinion.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713009402481031.jpg","filename":"Cheetah_at_Working_with_Wildlife.jpg"},"posted":1713009402},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4772045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772039
>fastest animal on the planet
Nope, that would be the Peregrine Falcon
People probably call it ‘trash’ because it’s overspecialized and doesn’t have much going for it outside of speed","attachment":null,"posted":1713010185},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4772049,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772045
The Falcon is a Bird though, not an Animal.
Cheetahs can win any fight because being the fastest means no Animal can run away from it and no Animal can catch it.","attachment":null,"posted":1713010557},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4772051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772039
If the average human can beat it up barehanded, it's lame.","attachment":null,"posted":1713011105},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4772144,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772039
That's just a lean cat Labrador.","attachment":null,"posted":1713021691},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4772171,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772045
Yeah and sloths are overspecialized because their only defense is being so calorie inefficient that it isn't worth the trouble hunting them 90% of the time. Overspecialization doesn't make an animal "bad" and this shitty TierZoo esque powerscaling of nature is a really shitty way to look at things in general.","attachment":null,"posted":1713024392},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4772181,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772039
They're overspecialized, they can't defend their kills or cubs from other predators, and they're so genetically similar that their populations are super vulnerable to disease. They're living on borrowed time.
Leopardchads stay winning.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713025191106249.jpg","filename":"Leopard and Warthog.jpg"},"posted":1713025191},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4772379,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772049
>The Falcon is a Bird though, not an Animal.
What’s the difference in your mind","attachment":null,"posted":1713041175},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774159,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You fuckers are ignoring the fact that cheetah-like felids have independently and convergently evolved to be extremely fast terrestrial predators several times with the American cheetah and the Giant cheetah to name a few.
So again, tier zoo sucks and is a hack, there are no OP creatures, there are no low tier creatures. Things work until they don't and there's little inbetween since niches and environments fluctuate which leads to different means of surviving while some more specialized animals get left behind.","attachment":null,"posted":1713241784},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774171,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I think they're cute and I wish we could domesticate them.","attachment":null,"posted":1713243467},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772049
cheetah can go just as fast as the falcon if it jumps off a cliff, flying speed doesn't count","attachment":null,"posted":1713248852},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774210,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774171
Domestic cheetahs have been a thing since at least 3000 BCE","attachment":null,"posted":1713252551},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774215,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772039
It's just in the wrong continent, put them in Australia and they would thrive there.","attachment":null,"posted":1713253349},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774216,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772045
Peregrine Falcons are hacks who rely on gravity","attachment":null,"posted":1713253448},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774244,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772039
I love cheetos!","attachment":null,"posted":1713258936},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774246,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772049
>The Falcon is a Bird though, not an Animal.
Birds are animals. Fish are animals. Insects are animals.
The cheetah is an animal and it is also a mammal.
Perhaps you mean that the cheetah is the fastest mammal in the world.
Yes, the cheetah is the fastest mammal in the world.
Whether the cheetah is "better" than a lion is a ridiculous question.
All currently existing animals, fungi, bacteria and plants are the current (temporary) pinnacle of evolution. They are all the result of literally billions of years of uninterrupted successful reproduction. Even you.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713259563454255.jpg","filename":"0967f2519bfa71aef57574bca5edb50b2d9d0c082d2413f7343e1c6449278dda (1).jpg"},"posted":1713259563},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774247,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774210
>Domestic cheetahs have been a thing since at least 3000 BCE
Putting a wild animal in a cage and then putting the cage in your house does not mean that you have domesticated a species.","attachment":null,"posted":1713259754},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774270,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774247
the species is so friendly to humans that there is not even a single documented case of anyone being killed by a wild one.
You can turn your back from one, you can be close to it, you can even pet it.
meanwhile you gamble your life everytime you turn your back from an ambush cat.","attachment":null,"posted":1713263810},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774285,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772039
they are extremely squishy they can't even 1v1 a hyena, they're are beautiful tho, their future is assured as long as humans live","attachment":null,"posted":1713265354},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774301,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774196
>>4774216
cheetoid cope","attachment":null,"posted":1713266795},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774306,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774210
You mean tame. Domestication would involve getting them to breed without issues in captivity.","attachment":null,"posted":1713267281},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774440,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774270
They sometimes attack women, and likely small children, from the back sometimes. They're wild enough to still be dangerous.","attachment":null,"posted":1713282327},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774691,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"FACT no one has ever called cheetahs trash
FACT everyone has always loved cheetahs
FACT cheetahs are the best","attachment":null,"posted":1713304893},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4774766,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774691
Facts.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713308253219432.webm","filename":"cheeeto ear scratch.webm"},"posted":1713308253},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4776666,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772039
>fastest animal
Could you eat them while fasting?","attachment":null,"posted":1713534813},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4778188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774691","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713704536217299.jpg","filename":"i-made-a-battle-cats-version-of-the-fact-checked-by-v0-n70ga7cbppkb1[1].jpg"},"posted":1713704536},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4778736,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772039
Cheetahs were doing fine before rifles. Especially brown people with rifles.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713745365612844.jpg","filename":"IMG_8144.jpg"},"posted":1713745365},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4778909,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774306
The only thing stopping captive breeding from working is, ironically, the fact that we inbred them so severely the first time we domesticated them. They're barely genetically viable in the wild, in captivity their gene pool is cripplingly shallow.","attachment":null,"posted":1713766151},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4778926,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774691
Holy Based","attachment":null,"posted":1713770567},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4779452,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778909
What if we used machine learning to, based on the genomes of all known cheetahs, generate novel ones that could be introduced to the gene pool?","attachment":null,"posted":1713836830},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4779461,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778736
>Maharaja
>Great King
>ruler of a few square miles
what is it with browns and title bloat","attachment":null,"posted":1713838076},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4779553,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779461
Lack of executive functioning? They don't seem to have a proper grasp of scale and priorities in general—look at how long the Israelis and Palestinians have been squabbling over a worthless strip of desert the size of New Jersey.","attachment":null,"posted":1713848275},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4779575,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779461
Makes them feel special or something","attachment":null,"posted":1713852851},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4779649,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779461
Some guy in my office has "Global Head of XYZ" on his linkedin profile and XYZ is a back office team of six people.","attachment":null,"posted":1713867164},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4779853,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778736
imagine how many people he saved by taking out so many dangerous predators. Hero.","attachment":null,"posted":1713885792},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4781885,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779461
Wait till you hear about all the micro states in the HRE.","attachment":null,"posted":1714082591},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4781888,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778736
>Kill 1710 tigers no one bats an eye
>Kill 3 cheetahs EVERYONE loses their mind","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714082724934060.jpg","filename":"tiger.jpg"},"posted":1714082724},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4783976,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781888
Tigers are fine, but they're also IRL monsters that will rip you limb from limb if given the opportunity, whereas cheetahs routinely get mogged out of their kills by hyenas and require emotional support dogs to exist in captivity","attachment":null,"posted":1714276562},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4783990,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778909
>we inbred them so severely the first time we domesticated them
That never happened.","attachment":null,"posted":1714278632},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4784060,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783976
> require emotional support dogs to exist in captivity
Huh?","attachment":null,"posted":1714287521},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4784210,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783976
I want to emotionally support an anxious cheetah.","attachment":null,"posted":1714309762},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4784234,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vKWk6tc2zY","attachment":null,"posted":1714311606},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785217,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784060
It's true. They tend to do poorly in captivity in zoos where tons of people are looking at them because it stresses them out. If they're stressed enough they won't drink or eat enough which can cause all sorts of problems, particularly with their kidneys.
So many zoos pair cheetah cubs with dogs so that the cheetah can reference their own response off of the dog's and not be an anxious wreck all day. It works surprisingly well actually, and the paired cheetahs tend to have way less trouble with crowds and people than the solo ones.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714417976242069.jpg","filename":"0ldqplvrm4n71.jpg"},"posted":1714417976},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785220,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783976
A lot of them tend to be labs for some reason. I guess they've just got a good temperament for it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714418272261996.jpg","filename":"1JCrqmwal3m62.jpg"},"posted":1714418272},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785235,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774215
plenty of placental mammals thrive there, it's a huge problem.","attachment":null,"posted":1714419707},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785246,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778736
fucking Koreans ruined it for the cheetuh","attachment":null,"posted":1714420626},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785259,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772039
it gets bullied hard by all other predators in its natural habitat. It's very very cute and good at its niche niche but that's it. Badass predators like lions and the like have big dick energy and appeal to the male fantasy, as opposed to get bullied all the time.","attachment":null,"posted":1714422699},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785262,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772049
bait or retarded?","attachment":null,"posted":1714422769},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785274,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785259
cheetahsissies… this is kinda true…","attachment":null,"posted":1714423890},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785276,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785217
Seriously? And they don’t try to maul the dogs or anything? Actually pretty cool psychological manipulation","attachment":null,"posted":1714423971},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785343,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785259
>badass lions
>gets his meal mogged by a single hyena pack","attachment":null,"posted":1714429905},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785511,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785276
Nope. If anything the dogs occasionally bully the cheetahs, but that's also rare.
Cheetahs really aren't big on mauling things. Their claws are blunted and non-retractible, so they're basically only used to help them with traction while running really fucking fast, and their teeth aren't really big enough to rip into things the way that a lion or tiger could. They generally kill their prey by clamping down on the throat and cutting off oxygen until the prey suffocates for those exact reasons.
I'm also pretty sure that that the dog would win if it actually came down to a knock down drag out fight. But that's never been an issue since they're socialized and raised together basically from birth.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714450281680170.jpg","filename":"4cba1c3d.jpg"},"posted":1714450281},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785525,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785511
where can i adopt a cheetah dog bonded pair","attachment":null,"posted":1714451628},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785533,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772049
How is a cheetah winning a fight against a polar bear for example? bitting and running until the polar bear bleeds out?","attachment":null,"posted":1714452534},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785547,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785276
Cheetahs are overgrown housecats, not true big cats. They have ancestral knowledge telling them that if they were smaller, the dogs would eat them.","attachment":null,"posted":1714454905},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785550,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785533
It would run really fast until the polar bear's neck snaps from whipping its head around to keep track of it, easy. They can never lose because they're the fastest","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714455962406923.jpg","filename":"lion2.jpg"},"posted":1714455962},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785553,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772049","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714456306498518.png","filename":"aec.png"},"posted":1714456306},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785630,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785550
that’s quite the power they have
speed really is the best…","attachment":null,"posted":1714477135},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4785654,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785343
Literally the other way around. Yeens flee like rats when a male comes running in. Hyenafutas keep coping.","attachment":null,"posted":1714481736},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4786752,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785262
Bait. See: >>4785553","attachment":null,"posted":1714586712},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4786756,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774159
All nonhuman life forms are "low-tier" (sub-optimal) and must be eradicated. The goal of humanity's existence is to ensure that only the white man exists once all is said and done. All animals, plants, fungi, and bacteria must be erased except for us. Undesirable humans must be culled as well. Undesirable celestial objects must be obliterated. Reality was made for the white man and the white man only.","attachment":null,"posted":1714587004},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4787242,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772049
>win any fight
dull claws, lol?
>cant run away
does he know about endurance vs speed? it sure can run but not forever, and their prey has mostly pinned down endurance. the opposite of cheetahs were tasmanian tigers who mained on endurance, there is a battle you cant win because as soon as you are tired you are dead and you will be followed for as long as you can run","attachment":null,"posted":1714624871},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4789134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772039
>Why do people keep saying this animal is trash?
Because as we speak they are dying out in the wild and being bought/used en masse as personal instagram pets in back yard breeder homes. I'm not even joking.","attachment":null,"posted":1714851713},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4789330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772039
>Why do people keep saying this animal is trash?
Their brains have been rotted by TierZoo and video game logic","attachment":null,"posted":1714873605},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4789368,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789330
But TierZoo videos are just humoristic, they are not to be taken seriously.","attachment":null,"posted":1714877243},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4791639,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715130190561579.webm","filename":"cheetah.webm"},"posted":1715130190},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4791642,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772049
>The Falcon is a Bird though, not an Animal.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715130590492706.jpg","filename":"images (2).jpg"},"posted":1715130590},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4791644,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789368
>Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company","attachment":null,"posted":1715130757},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4792861,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772051
no","attachment":null,"posted":1715248825},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4794099,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"luv cheetos, me","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715393262185397.webm","filename":"1683085254107.webm"},"posted":1715393262},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4794104,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772049
>The Falcon is a Bird though, not an Animal.
I once had the toughest breakdown in communication happen in a class and it took me five minutes before realizing that it was because the adult woman I was speaking with was using the term "human" to mean "living".
Don't be like that girl, anon, educate yourself.","attachment":null,"posted":1715393644},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4794108,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785276
Why would they maul an animal which they got raised with, communicate with, play with? Cheetos are social animals, they are insanely skittish, and they pretty much only attack according to one specific vector, high speed chase preys. They are probably safer to be around than wolves raised in captivity.
There was a videos of a cheetoh freaking out and attacking a lady in a zoo a couple years back, the lady was pretty battered and had a couple good slashes, but that was mostly because the guards didn't react very quickly, the second he started wiping the cat with a small stick it fucked away.
Also, dogs are kinda the best possible animal for this because barking is a bit of a hack against other animals, I've seen videos of lions backing off from a barking spaniel because fuck that noise...","attachment":null,"posted":1715394206},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4794225,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794108
> I've seen videos of lions backing off from a barking spaniel because fuck that noise...
On the other hand, tigers don’t really seem to care","attachment":null,"posted":1715408293},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4794647,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I like them.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715474804480514.jpg","filename":"esyvv70keq951.jpg"},"posted":1715474804},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4794866,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715502417971487.jpg","filename":"7245578e925260a28d00157fe70e48501d.jpg"},"posted":1715502417},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4794887,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794104
One neighbour and I had a very difficult time explaining to a retired cop lady neighbour what a window is. I'm not joking. This woman is 100% the dumbest fucking person I've ever met without having some diagnosed condition. I'm from Europe and live in America but somehow, according to her, I'm not an immigrant. Also, you can drive to England from Maine, all cats and birds are girls and dogs are boys (roosters are not birds, they're chickens) and China and Egypt are in Europe. She also once remarked with surprise that we "had the 80s in Italy" (she's my next door neighbour and I was listening to Banana Split by Lio, a French pop singer from the 80s, while doing dishes, which she could hear from her back porch) and, after declaring that she'd gone gluten free, was buying pasta from the supermarket when I took her with me shopping and didn't know that pasta is made from flour, flour is made from wheat and gluten is a naturally occurring thing in wheat (which I had to explain as "like how apples are sweet because they have natural sugars in them"). Apparently, she thought gluten was a poison added by, and I wish I was kidding, George Soros and Bill Gates, to all food because... well, that's what Facebook told her. I would guess it was probably some Onion article or some shit.
She also once remarked with surprise that we have buildings in Europe (after being shown a picture of myself on the street I grew up on, surrounded by tall-ass buildings)
Some people are just stupid. You can't fix stupid.","attachment":null,"posted":1715507644},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4794946,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794887
sounds aggressively made up","attachment":null,"posted":1715518248},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4794947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794866
What does this mean?","attachment":null,"posted":1715518308},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4795134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715541471572046.png","filename":"1658661528489132.png"},"posted":1715541471},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4795177,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794946
She's sweet as pie, but unfortunately about as clever as one, too.
I wish was making it all up it even just exaggerating but every word of it is true. I would say the same as you were I not the one who experienced her shockingly stupid musings first hand.
Anyway, you only confirm that this woman is just unbelievably stupid.
A less stupid, /an/-related thing she's said:
My missus got her into that Australian Josh Gad werewolf show and she'd sometimes be round ours to watch it with us after my son's gone to bed. She remarked that "they must have different birds in Australia" because the bird sounds heard in that show aren't the same bird sounds you hear here or in American media.
The Australian bird thing is not nearly as dumb a comment to make as "you have buildings in Italy!?" but it's still an extremely silly thing to be surprised by.
To expand on the window thing, she couldn't understand the difference between a window, a window pane, a window frame, a pane of glass and the bay it all goes into. We all eventually dropped the topic and started talking about power washing the sidewalks and driveways and how much it would cost to rent the machine.","attachment":null,"posted":1715546608},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4795413,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715571318732045.jpg","filename":"5db7ea21b67ee464d682a73d647a27b53.jpg"},"posted":1715571318},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4796249,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Jesus Christ is the Son of GOD who came to earth and died for the world, so that may have eternal life. Three days later GOD rose Jesus Christ from the dead. He promised that whosever believes in Him, He promised them eternal, when the ask Him for it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715656669},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4796282,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796249
Sir this is a Wendy's","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715661455731716.jpg","filename":"1618291774335.jpg"},"posted":1715661455},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4798408,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"cheeto","attachment":null,"posted":1715900790},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4798412,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796249
Brahma will forgive you for this misunderstanding of Krishna’s message and bless you with a favorable reincarnation as a cheetah’s emotional support dog","attachment":null,"posted":1715901144},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4798455,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798412
That's all I've ever wanted.","attachment":null,"posted":1715905455},{"board":"an","thread":4772039,"pid":4799189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"tweet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Qh3VTmtxU","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715984574604833.webm","filename":"1580997741676.webm"},"posted":1715984574}]}
{"title":"/herp/ - Reptile and Amphibian General","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4781474,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Rare Gecko Edition
previous: >>4757767
This thread is dedicated to all animals of the reptilia and amphibia classes. Topics include, but are not limited to: geckos, snakes of all kinds, frogs, salamanders, newts, turtles, tortoises, and much more. Before asking a question, do a search on the internet to see if it has been answered
Classifieds for finding breeders and products:
>morphmarket.com
>kingsnake.com
>faunaclassifieds.com
>reptilescanada.com (Canadian breeders)
>caudata.org
Most forums will have a "for sale" section on them, so look for that, especially if you have a specific herp you want. Craigslist can also be a good source for cheap aquariums, and make sure to check for any reptile expos that occur in your area.
When asking a question, make sure to include these details:
>Type and size of animal
>Enclosure dimensions
>Humidity and temperature
>Type of substrate
>The decor you use
>How often you feed
>The type of food you use
>If your animal is wild caught or captive bred
>How often you handle
>Who you bought the animal from
Other Helpful Resources
www.blackjungleterrariumsupply.com
www.joshsfrogs.com
http://www.reptilesmagazine.com
http://www.anapsid.org
http://www.hylid.clara.co.uk/caer.htm
https://www.americanmadeexotics.com/breeding-ball-pythons-article.html
http://blogs.thatpetplace.com/thatreptileblog/","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714051136244851.jpg","filename":"Naultinus stellatus.jpg"},"posted":1714051136},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4781705,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why can't I find female banded geckos for sale?","attachment":null,"posted":1714069101},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4781753,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781560
It's worth it, I've seen a bumper crop of Dekays Brown Snakes locally this spring, a few Garters but no Racers or Nerodia yet.","attachment":null,"posted":1714071398},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4781799,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"To the anon who suggested wax worms, you're a champ. Threw one in a dish with a couple small meal worms and he snatched it up immediately. Sorry for the bigfoot-tier pic, didn't want to get too close and spook him or anything.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714077030334258.jpg","filename":"20240425_162639.jpg"},"posted":1714077030},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4781804,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781799
Careful with those, they can actually be habit-forming for some reptiles. They're really high in fat, so they're apparently so tasty some reptiles will stop eating anything else. Once you get some meat on him try to maybe mash some and coat other bugs in imtheir guts if he starts getting picky.","attachment":null,"posted":1714077267},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4781811,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781804
I've heard that before, definitely only going to try a wax worm every other feeding, not only because of the addictive quality, but because theyre fucking huge compared to him.
Actually it's funny, with how quickly he was on that thing despite it actually moving much less than the meal worms, I wonder if he was fed them before, hell, I wonder if that's part of the problem, maybe I bought a worm addict.","attachment":null,"posted":1714077667},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4781847,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781474
That thing looks sick. Where can I purchase one and are they recommended for beginners?","attachment":null,"posted":1714080674},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4781877,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781847
>new zealand
fuckin RIP.","attachment":null,"posted":1714082174},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4781941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781877
do they have shitty laws or something","attachment":null,"posted":1714086081},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4781977,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781941
Yeah, they won't export anything. I mean, they have a Tuatara captive breeding program that's producing more young than they have space for in the sactuary islands, but they barely let zoos have them (they are all technically on loan much like Giant Pandas are with China).","attachment":null,"posted":1714088255},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Anyone skilled in handling wild sneks? How do people capture and hold them while keeping them chill? I practice when I see a non venomous one and can lift them up with a stick and move them around, but once I try to touch it, it freaks out.
Also, how would you safely capture a wild viper? I'm in fer de lance territory and see 2-3 of them a year. I would like to be able to safely relocate one, if it is ever necessary.","attachment":null,"posted":1714091160},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What are some low maintenance, small, animals? That wouldn't roll-explode-and-die if a lamp was off for a day? I want some resilient motherfuckers. I would built them a really nice place to live tho.
Is there like a www.resilient-motherfuckers-list.chad?","attachment":null,"posted":1714095159},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782069,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782038
don't bother with hots unless you fancy visits to the hospital.
as for non venemous.. er it really depends on the temperment of the snake, but generally so long as they dont feel pinned then they will be more chill (this means allowing them to move around, and just giving them an effective treadmill with your hands handling them). be careful about grabbing near neck/head as that's especially sensitive for obvious reasons, similarly the tail. your best bets to pick them up mid body. obvious that's not always viable.
I have about a 10-20% success rate at getting a calm nerodia, but they're known spastics. I'm much better off with rat snakes or rough earth worm or dekays (yes I know that pins a region in the states, no I don't care).","attachment":null,"posted":1714095194},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782080,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782038
The way I handle wild snakes is to hold them loosely and let them move through my hands and just go hand over hand. I was told a very long time ago that doing to let them think they're moving and it helps calm them. All bets are off on venomous snakes though, use a hook and don't give it enough slack on the head end to strike at you.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714096433448745.jpg","filename":"IMG_3209.jpg"},"posted":1714096433},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782086,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782069
I'm getting a lot of colubrid snakes. Most common is Leptodeira annulata (cat eyes snake) and the last bigger one was a parrot snake. I can pick them up and move them with a stick just fine, but as soon as I try to support them with a finger, they get very agitated. Is it just a matter of trying enough and finding one that doesnt mind?
I also have a bunch of turnip tailed geckos around the house and outdoor kitchen. Really fun housemates and they eat the roaches.
The reason I'm asking for the vipers, is in case they get too close and dont want to leave on their own. Usually I can prod them with a stick and direct them back into the forest, but I had a case of a very stubborn one that stayed around the living space for a long time.","attachment":null,"posted":1714097053},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782095,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782080
I get the principle of treadmilling, just have trouble with the step between snek on the ground and snek in my hands :)
I'm currently keeping my distance from vipers, just want to eventually be able to move them if necessary. The locals just kill them. I'd rather be able to relocate.","attachment":null,"posted":1714097747},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782096,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782086
aren't both of those mostly arborial spazzes? I wouldn't be surprised if you're having a hard time handling flightly snakes, hence my comparison for nerodia (water snakes) as they are incredibly spastic/flighty and get nervous easily. In any case, you're going to have to learn the specific species habits and learn how to tell if the snakes stressed or not. I assume you're more offering the snake to move onto your hand rather than try to grab it from above/below.","attachment":null,"posted":1714097856},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782105,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782096
The cat eyes snakes are moving on the ground quite a bit and its the species I see the most. The parrot snake should be mostly aborial, but that one came straight into the kitchen one day.
I try to move slow, not be threatening and not just grab them. Pick them up with a stick around mid section and let them slide onto a finger, but they always freak out on contact with the hand.
I guess I'll keep trying and learn about how they react.","attachment":null,"posted":1714098553},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782122,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781799
anoles in the wild eat a lot of really small bugs too, crickets may be on the large side. frequently I'll see our local anoles snacking on 40+ gnats or similar sized 'small' insects.","attachment":null,"posted":1714101542},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782126,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782068
easiest lizard imo is cresties/gargs. no live feeders needed, no additional heat needed, only thing is they need misting but you can set up an auto mister for like $40. and unlike a lot of mist-required reptiles they will also use a water bowl so you have a backup water source if a mister fails.
Most reptiles in general will be OK without heat for a day as long as your home stays in the upper 60s. Generally tropical/humid reptiles are less temp sensitive than desert stuff that requires oven tier temps.","attachment":null,"posted":1714102400},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781474
How can I make a minipond to attract frogs to my garden?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714105317554486.jpg","filename":"Garden pepe.jpg"},"posted":1714105317},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782256,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782122
The only thing I've caught him eating were fruit flies and bean beetles (i tend to feed him a little bit of every feeder I have), so he definitely also likes small prey items. The problem with that is that he doesn't seem to actively hunt them down a lot, or see them well from a distance. Granted, he may just be hunting the stragglers in the viv while I'm at work or something. Would explain why I still saw dark parts of his shit even when I wouldn't see him eat.","attachment":null,"posted":1714121766},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782258,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782163
Ponds are pretty simple from what I understand, dig big hole, fill with plastic liner and clay, throw a good layer of soil back in to create mud at the bottom for critters.
You'll probably want a filter though, unless you're okay with a stagnant swamp puddle","attachment":null,"posted":1714121947},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782445,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782163
>>4782258
Looks pretty easy, just a fair amount of work digging pits and humping rocks.
https://youtu.be/P3d7DeNmiko","attachment":null,"posted":1714145658},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782474,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782126
wtf they are asking the equivalent of like $8k for those in my cuntry, importing is forbidden
they look amazing tho","attachment":null,"posted":1714148534},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782474
where? it shouldn't last if you have some in the country and breeding is legal though, cresties in particular are pretty prolific breeders. They were pricy in the early 00s here but now you can easily find crested geckos for like $40. Gargs are still usually well over $100 though.","attachment":null,"posted":1714149498},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782490,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782163
Most important thing is to have your pond go below the local frost line or your frogs will freeze to death hibernating.","attachment":null,"posted":1714149929},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4782951,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Need help identifying these. Found in an old fountain in Southeast Florida.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714163996643152.jpg","filename":"20240426_161309.jpg"},"posted":1714163996},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783056,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782951
Them are tad poles","attachment":null,"posted":1714176532},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782951
Look like invasive snakeheads, better kill em.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714180616250021.jpg","filename":"DSC_0743.jpg"},"posted":1714180616},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783189
I suspected there was next to no chance they were native. Feelsbadman","attachment":null,"posted":1714181179},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783217,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783207
Don't be retarded anon, snakeheads are (distinctive looking) fish. Your tadpoles are hard to identify - they're not cane toads, and they don't look round enough to me to be Cuban tree frogs, so they're not the two main invasive suspects. Just raise them, and then keep them, and it won't matter.
It doesn't really matter anyways, they're mass spanwers. You took six out of potentially hundreds in a single, small vernal pool. Just enjoy your frogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1714181478},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783221,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783217
The situation is that they're probably going to get killed so I wanted to know if they were invasive and could be left alone or worth gathering up as many as I could. I took a few to identify them.","attachment":null,"posted":1714181854},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783207
Please anon I was kidding.","attachment":null,"posted":1714182609},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783275,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>>/mu/121589796
>>>/mu/121589796","attachment":null,"posted":1714186335},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783533,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I am once again considering a leopard gecko but terrified the novelty will wear off and I will be stuck buying/raising live insects for a pet that no longer brings me joy for the next 20 years. I have had insect eaters in the distant past (Water dragon, newts) and liked them, but I just have snakes and aquarium fish and its so low maintenance its unreal. The plants are more of a pain in the ass than the snakes are.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714224332272888.gif","filename":"cutiepie.gif"},"posted":1714224332},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783589,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783533
They live for 20 years? You’re right, that’s a pretty big decision to make, best to think about it carefully","attachment":null,"posted":1714230780},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783608,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783533
It's good that you even think about it that hard to begin with.
My biggest problem with leos (and most geckos in general) is their tendency to be nocturnal.","attachment":null,"posted":1714233064},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783654,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"He finally ate for just the second time this calendar year and it was only a hopper when he had been on small adult mice
But it's better than nothing, I was really getting worried with how skinny he was looking
Also wtf is this behavior","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714237483848811.jpg","filename":"20240426_211054_resized.jpg"},"posted":1714237483},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783705,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783654
>Also wtf is this behavior
Snakes don't really acknowledge the laws of gravity in a normal way.","attachment":null,"posted":1714244447},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783764,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Well /herp/ i plan om getting another reptile/amphibian. Budget would be about 2-3k for animal+ enclosure+setup
Any recomendations? also upkeep cost is not a problem unless the creature eats for insane amounts of money (200+/month)","attachment":null,"posted":1714251591},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783782,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783764
Gu or if you want to go even larger then Asian Water or Black throat Monitor","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714253932874852.jpg","filename":"60394f9813d9a.image.jpg"},"posted":1714253932},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783843,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Caught this angry lil snapper in the stream, can we get mspaintanon in here","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714263109340389.jpg","filename":"20240427_140058.jpg"},"posted":1714263109},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783854,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783843
Cute. I'm gonna go look for more tree frogs, all the ones I've seen so far have been green but I hear plenty more other calls so there must be other species nearby.","attachment":null,"posted":1714264476},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783864,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I didnt get to meet Emily at the expo today. Line was way too long. Well it wasn't long long, but it took longer because people were giving them stuff and shit. But let's just say that the people who arrived at 10 AM were still waiting at 4pm.","attachment":null,"posted":1714264954},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783880,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783764
big fukken frog","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714266068733069.jpg","filename":"pyxi.jpg"},"posted":1714266068},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783881,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Just some more green tree frogs.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714266250986632.jpg","filename":"DSC_0780.jpg"},"posted":1714266250},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783962,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782951
Did some studying and I think they're cane toads. Shit sucks.","attachment":null,"posted":1714275239},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783967,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783962
Cane toad tadpoles are black","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714275631979863.png","filename":"Cane-Toad-ID-Images-5-e1711066792305.png"},"posted":1714275631},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4783970,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783962
they're probably some species of tree frog going by their eyes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714275911329004.jpg","filename":"toadtreefrogtadpolescomp.jpg"},"posted":1714275911},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784018,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What do you love most about reptiles/amphibians?","attachment":null,"posted":1714281912},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783764
Your options are so insanely broad with those criteria, so I’ll say big fukken frog","attachment":null,"posted":1714298598},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784141,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784134
Frog 2 tegu 1 o shid am i gona have to get bull frog am i not /an/ gona wait and see here","attachment":null,"posted":1714300350},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784167,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784141
I'll throw my vote in for a fuckoff large planted tank with firebelly toads or something","attachment":null,"posted":1714304185},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784173,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784018
That they are cute, and look cool.
Subsequently because of such and being lonely living by myself once I get back from my trip to Europe I might get a bluetongue skink.","attachment":null,"posted":1714305534},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784301,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784018
Reptiles look like living mosaics and they are very zen. Amphibians are completely bizarre looking yet harmless unless you put them in your mouth like a retard, which I find charming. None of them make loud annoying sounds like parrots or dogs.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714318099072161.jpg","filename":"biblicallyaccuratedemon.jpg"},"posted":1714318099},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784493,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Got a new enclosure for my hognose and it's been a night and change in behavior, he's way more active and exploring instead of permanently burrowed and it's really cool to see.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714333428493468.jpg","filename":"IMG_1387.jpg"},"posted":1714333428},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784494,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784018
They look cool and some can do cool stuff. Sucks that the coolest ones are hard to get a hold of","attachment":null,"posted":1714333480},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784518,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"just shed","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714335585785534.jpg","filename":"20240428_131543-min.jpg"},"posted":1714335585},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784524,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783843
looks like a musk turtle, verifying now.","attachment":null,"posted":1714336040},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784527,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784524
if you didn't release him I would be interested in him, if he is a musk.","attachment":null,"posted":1714336133},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784544,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783843
if you didn't release him and he is a musk, I would be interested in a barter.","attachment":null,"posted":1714336892},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784587,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714341244212879.jpg","filename":"20240428_130935.jpg"},"posted":1714341244},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784643,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784544
Buttsects4turtles.com","attachment":null,"posted":1714347572},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784646,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783967
>>4783970
They were jet black in natural sunlight and their tail fins are indeed clear.","attachment":null,"posted":1714347729},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784689,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Vespucci","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714353304327924.jpg","filename":"IMG_2779.jpg"},"posted":1714353304},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784694,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784689
froug","attachment":null,"posted":1714353697},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784703,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784694","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714354361779949.jpg","filename":"IMG_2778.jpg"},"posted":1714354361},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4784775,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784587
cute snack","attachment":null,"posted":1714362566},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785001,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hey, is it ok if I use super glue to seal a corner on my boa constrictor's enclosure? The silicone came out and I can't find any that doesn't have anti-fungal chemicals in it.","attachment":null,"posted":1714399064},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785003,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785001
Superglue is completely inert once dried, fishlads use it for aquaria. Just make sure it is fully dried before you put them back.","attachment":null,"posted":1714399144},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785272,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Whats this little fella
Midwest","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714423719345406.jpg","filename":"171388627443815652.jpg"},"posted":1714423719},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785278,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785272
Snapping turtle","attachment":null,"posted":1714424143},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785282,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785272
painted turdle","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714424524473200.jpg","filename":"mptu-hatchling-on-palm-1600x900.jpg"},"posted":1714424524},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785001
GE silicone1 should be available at any big box hardware store, and it's just silicone and salicylic acid (which is why is smells like the world's worst salad dressing). if you're looking at the label and seeing "mold resistant" or something instead of checking out the material safety data sheet for the product you might be being mislead, because pure silicone is, by itself, already mold resistant.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714424547583387.png","filename":"image_2024-04-29_170209775.png"},"posted":1714424547},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785315,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785272
Painted looks correct. I'm glad you guys are getting out there and seeing field herps.
Price unrel","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714427467076583.jpg","filename":"20240425_102106.jpg"},"posted":1714427467},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785325,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Anyone keep reptiles in outdoor enclosures?","attachment":null,"posted":1714427955},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785342,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784493
What did you change up?","attachment":null,"posted":1714429273},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785354,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785315
Weird lizard.","attachment":null,"posted":1714431806},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785369,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My leopard gecko has been pooping only urates with no shit the last 3 or 4 times, about a week now. He still eats though and is mostly normally active, although he's getting close to a shed now, so he is less active today. I've increased his humidity a lot for the past 2 days but still no shit. Can he be constipated if still eating normally and pooping urates regularly? I noticed the urates are more yellow than usual.
When should I start getting worried? He's on paper towel btw","attachment":null,"posted":1714433357},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785378,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785369
Maybe low heat? I'd think that would lower appetite, though?","attachment":null,"posted":1714434390},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785382,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785325
yes, it's the best way to keep rock iguanas (and probably a majority of reptiles available in the pet trade)","attachment":null,"posted":1714435438},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785384,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785378
His heating has not changed and it's only getting warmer outside. Forgot to mention that he's only ate mealworms for over a month now, since he suddenly stopped wanting to eat dubia and I don't have many other options. I dust all the food with calcium+d3+multivitamin","attachment":null,"posted":1714435690},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785384
may still have an obstruction, undigested chitin can do that. give him a warm water bath? that can stimulate poops in a LOT of critters, and at the very least give him some extra hydration for the shed if he drinks. Just be prepared to swap out a clean bath once he shits in it, you dont want him stewing in that.","attachment":null,"posted":1714437040},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785493,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785401
>warm water
Uh, be careful about this. 'warm' in human terms is uncomfortably hot for a reptile. If you want to give the leo a soak you want the water to feel lukewarm tepid at most. If you have an infrared thermometer go no higher than 90 F.","attachment":null,"posted":1714448822},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4785549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785342
Just the tank size and a couple of decorations for enrichment, went from 15 gal to exo terra medium low. I think where I was keeping him might have an effect too, he used to be on the floor but I keep him on my nightstand now","attachment":null,"posted":1714455708},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786303,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785493
Well yeah you obviously want to shoot for a few degrees below basking temp. It's also a good idea to keep soaks short because unless youre soaking BIG animals you're not working with a lot of water volume (for something like a leopard gecko we're talking maybe less than an inch of water), which means the water will get cold pretty quickly. Like 10-15 minutes at most. And OF COURSE supervised the whole time","attachment":null,"posted":1714541353},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786337,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785315
>Painted looks correct. I'm glad you guys are getting out there and seeing field herps.
Little dude was in my yard, strange place to see them it wasn't really close to water at all. Least couple hundred feet.
Anything you can do to help them or best to just leave alone? (Sadly had to get in his face for the pic)","attachment":null,"posted":1714544428},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786344,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785493
Thinking about the judge Alex episode when someone sued a caterer for a wedding because the chicken was cold
And the caterer smugly said the thermometer said the chicken was 90 degrees
And judge Alex said well if my body is 98 degrees, then chicken that's 90 degrees would be cold, and he ruled against them
But lol is that even how it works? Because 90 degrees of air temp feels warm as fuck despite being lower than body temp","attachment":null,"posted":1714545070},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786366,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This Gumbo my first pet hes a southern toad. Very photogenic, he has lots of good pictures.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714546660669303.jpg","filename":"20240501_013504.jpg"},"posted":1714546660},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786405,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786366
So stoic.","attachment":null,"posted":1714555437},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786481,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786366
Qrd of setup? Does he live underground or do you see him often?
It's toad season around me and my toddler loves frogs and I've got a spare couple planted but un-crittered terrariums around, so I'm curious...","attachment":null,"posted":1714568181},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">albino clawed frog was perfectly fine two days ago
>yesterday it suddenly wasnt able to move its back legs and kept having spasms
>died this morning
>look it up and turns out that this is a relatively common thing that happens to albino clawed frogs because of how inbred they are
Fuck bros, I still have another albino that's fine right now but I'm only going to buy normal colored ones from now on.","attachment":null,"posted":1714568780},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786499,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786344
The medium changes a lot too, your body gives up heat much more easily in water than it does through open air, therefore making it FEEL colder, despite the actual temperature. Also worth noting that the greater difference in temperature increases the rate of heat transfer.
Thermodynamics are fun.","attachment":null,"posted":1714570346},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786542,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786344
Skin temperature and core body temperature are not the same. Shoot yourself in the arm with the aforementioned infrared thermometer and you'll see its quite cooler than what you get from a thermometer under your tongue. If your skin is 87 degrees and it gets hit with 90 degree air it'll feel a little warm.
Sidenote: a caterer publicly admitting their food was served at 90 degrees is probably not going to be a caterer for very much longer and retarded besides, that is quite literally dead center in the temperature range in which food should never be served.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714576422462267.png","filename":"Food_Safety_Temp_Guide.png"},"posted":1714576422},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786579,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786481
you have a toddler? what store do they sell those at?","attachment":null,"posted":1714578592},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786593,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786481
I'd suggest scooping up some tadpoles, raising them and then releasing the toadlets. Gonna be more exciting for your toddler to experience their metamorphosis.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714579123691573.webm","filename":"toad army.webm"},"posted":1714579123},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786610,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786579
Wayfair","attachment":null,"posted":1714579740},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786629,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786593
So much this, I did this with my mom when I was little, probably one of the most important formative memories of my entire simple life.","attachment":null,"posted":1714580814},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786770,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Found this lil fella outside my garage. He's harmless right?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714588302628238.jpg","filename":"20240501_112021.jpg"},"posted":1714588302},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786776,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786770
>He's harmless right?
Yes. Some kind of garden variety colubrid.","attachment":null,"posted":1714589124},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786782,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786770
gopher snake I think","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714589491775095.jpg","filename":"pcaffinisimp611.jpg"},"posted":1714589491},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786822,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786770
Pituophis are notably grumpy dicks and like to larp as rattlesnakes with rapid tail waggles, but yeah he wont hurt anybody bigger than a mouse.","attachment":null,"posted":1714592567},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786822
Getting some tincs this summer and im wondering what plants i should put in whit them? The enclosufe will be made out of glass and about 100×60×60cm","attachment":null,"posted":1714600565},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4786961,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786941
Tincts like low bushy plants they can hide under and climb in, I've got some sort of weird creeping fern that they love. Philodendrons also do excellently in the same vivarium conditions as dart frogs (almost as if theyre from the same biosphere), so thats a nice way to add more color to the setup too.","attachment":null,"posted":1714603007},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is this stuff fine if I don't want to make my own substrate for a bearded dragon?
(As a side note, the first image on amazon is a 10 pound bag, the second is a 20lb bag, and the description says 20. I hope 20 pounds is enough. I don't really have a frame of reference for substrate)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714607763866639.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1714607763},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787034,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787025
20 pounds of substrate is probably not going to be enough, provided it's a properly sized enclosure for a beardie and you're putting a useful substrate layer in.
just go to your big box home improvement store of choice, grab a bag each of pic related and then top with and inch or two of that one.
if you want to be a HUGE GUY you can do like this guy did while you're at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIgb-Dipr5g","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714608491482425.png","filename":"image_2024-05-01_200409052.png"},"posted":1714608491},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787043,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787034
Also throw in some excavator clay to help burrows keep shape","attachment":null,"posted":1714609001},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787077,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785369
update
he shat a huge log then proceeded to shed immediately. I caught him eating the paper towel after he was done with the skin lol retard","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714611781516850.jpg","filename":"Capture.jpg"},"posted":1714611781},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787080,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787077
Glad he's well, anon. Hope your little guy continues to enjoy good health.","attachment":null,"posted":1714611936},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787083,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786770
No. Touch it and you die. Instantly.","attachment":null,"posted":1714612150},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787084,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787077
I love reptile shedding. It’s so cool","attachment":null,"posted":1714612222},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787085,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787034
Don't do play sand, it's super fine to the point its dusty and can fuck up your lizard's eyes or lungs. I learned the hard way and had hatchlings randomly die or keeping their eyes shut constantly.
You need coarse river sand like pic related. It's free if you take a bucket or two from a local river or stream","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714612285209218.jpg","filename":"Webp.net-compress-image-40.jpg"},"posted":1714612285},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787089,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787085
fine sand is good when mixed with soil and doesn't cause dust
coarse sand can cause intestinal blockage if eaten which is a risk","attachment":null,"posted":1714612458},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787106,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787085
>>4787089
you can also wash washed play sand and get more dust out of it.","attachment":null,"posted":1714613164},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787173,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"look at him climbin his lil branch. not a big climb by any means","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714618277381734.jpg","filename":"20240501_194746-min.jpg"},"posted":1714618277},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787431,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Keeping snakes in racks for their entire lives is fine
>Snakes are brainless biorobots without emotions
>There is such a thing as a too big enclosure
>Snakes won't make use of any vertical space so feel to make their enclosures as flat as you need them to be
>Snakes don't have the capacity for any sort of conscious thought
>It's fine if your snake is constantly having seizures and finding it difficult to eat. That's perfectly healthy.
And what's funny is that all of these "facts" are spread by people who love snakes. I can't quite wrap my head around why so many average snake keepers seem to want to put down their own animals. Don't they interact with the animals they keep?","attachment":null,"posted":1714659709},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787443,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787431
>average snake keepers
You mean "breeders with a perverse incentive to neglect their animals because economies of scale (haha because reptile) make it unviable as anything but a hobby, especially if they're doing shit like pyramid skeeming with morphs."
Most people that actually give a fuck about their animals know better.","attachment":null,"posted":1714661034},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787451,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is it okay to keep feeder rodents in racks?","attachment":null,"posted":1714661594},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787460,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787443
I've seen plenty of non-breeders spread those myths, especially the "don't give your snake an enclosure that is too large".","attachment":null,"posted":1714662315},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787492,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hello do any of you have any experiance whit boiga dendrophilias? Im considering getting one but im a bit worried about the potency of their venom as people dont seem to be able to agree on how strong the venom is.","attachment":null,"posted":1714663573},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787502,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787460
Generally that is just someone bamboozled by the “Appeal to Authority” fallacy.","attachment":null,"posted":1714664121},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787535,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787492
>boiga dendrophilias? I
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT","attachment":null,"posted":1714665442},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787582,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787492
It's both very weak (don't need to see doc), and on rear-facing fangs, so you're unlikely to ever be envenomed, and even if you are you won't need antivenin.","attachment":null,"posted":1714667117},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787607,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787460
Thats just what happens when normies get all of their info from youtube channels that look like this.
It was either that or "the guy in petco said" for them, they dont count.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714668428583917.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240502_124456.jpg"},"posted":1714668428},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787674,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787535
Mangrove snake","attachment":null,"posted":1714673376},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787677,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787607
>Most dangerous reptiles
>Ball python head
Reptiletube truly is a place.","attachment":null,"posted":1714673666},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787679,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787451
No. Rats need more space than snakes.","attachment":null,"posted":1714673713},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787698,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I wish the invert general could live. I wanna talk about tarantulas and answer tarantula questions","attachment":null,"posted":1714675299},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787677
Its kinda heartwarming to see brian barcyzyzyyxycuuuxcckkjyyszk's kid carrying on his father's legacy of just being the absolute fucking worst, though.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714678683500483.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240502_153706.jpg"},"posted":1714678683},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787780,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787698
Think we should just have a terrarium general for all land critters desu. Aquarium general already exists so don't see why we can have /terrag/.
>>4787731
Not even cancer can stop the eternal animal abuse youtube grift.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714683697474094.jpg","filename":"terra.jpg"},"posted":1714683697},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787674
Ah","attachment":null,"posted":1714694821},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787900,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787731
Oh God","attachment":null,"posted":1714695945},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787934,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787607
>>4787731
>mfw faggots like this have millions of dollars at their disposal and all they do is rack breed the same fucking snakes that are already oversaturated in the hobby
>mfw nobody is bothering to import cool shit from overseas or establish breeding operations for rare expensive herps
Fuck I wish I could go back ten years when reptile expos weren't just ball pythons and leopard geckos everywhere","attachment":null,"posted":1714700670},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4787987,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787934
>>4787900
>>4787731
he even does the same "performative sadface" baiting. cats in the cradle, etc.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714706647470145.png","filename":"image_2024-05-02_232406357.png"},"posted":1714706647},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4788029,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787698
>>4787780
I could get behind it, though I think there’s very little interest in it here sadly like you said","attachment":null,"posted":1714710548},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4788053,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783533
>leopard gecko
>no longer brings me joy
impossible","attachment":null,"posted":1714713777},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4788197,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Any bearded dragon tips","attachment":null,"posted":1714743355},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4788275,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788197
Tips for what exactly? Care? Feeding? Cleanup? Breeding?
The best beardie care and info video I can link you is close to four hours long.","attachment":null,"posted":1714747686},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4788310,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787934
There's plenty of cool stuff still being imported. Pet keepers have created a culture where there's no drive to keep and breed wild caught animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1714751029},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4788423,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788310
I also think the problem is that whenever they do get imported they're really fucking expensive, so nobody wants to risk wasting a load of money and thus a captive population never gets established. Ironically the problem a decade or two ago was that these herps were so cheap to import that nobody bothered breeding them, just look at firebelly toads for example.
But I still don't get why nobody imports the captive bred herps from Europe that we don't have in the states. We wouldn't even need to deal with the problem of parasites and disease like with wild caughts.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714758740474759.jpg","filename":"gobi-racerunner-gobi-wustenrenner-eremias-przewalskii-700-222943686.jpg"},"posted":1714758740},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4788545,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788275
Can you post that vid? I want to do even more research before I begin my next viv project.","attachment":null,"posted":1714768514},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4788686,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oby6d3YxYYY","attachment":null,"posted":1714777256},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4788794,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714795660448938.webm","filename":"turtl.webm"},"posted":1714795660},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4789013,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788053
I actually did decide against it and just set up an arid terrarium for plants only to get the Mojave childhood nostalgia out of my system. But I am going to try setting up a praying mantis enclosure to see how trips to buy live bugs impact my lifestyle in a shorter time frame than decades of a reptile's life.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714841484050557.jpg","filename":"spinyflowermantis.jpg"},"posted":1714841484},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4789017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789013
Holy shit is that the coolest mantis ever or what","attachment":null,"posted":1714841900},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4789387,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789013
Mantis is definitely a good choice then. Little guys only live for a year usually.","attachment":null,"posted":1714879508},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4789419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789013
If you want to keep an animal death feigning beetles are a good low maintenance choice for an arid terrarium. I'd recommend something like a scorpion but it'd probably ruin the plants with their burrows","attachment":null,"posted":1714883780},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4789620,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781799
Update on this guy. He's pretty much dead.
I thought he'd start recovering after he ate the worm, but he only got worse, he started eating less and less, and has basically been ignoring even small bite sized prey even as it walks right past his nose, he's been lethargic lately and just closing his eyes.
This morning I found him on the ground of his enclosure and basically didn't react as I scooped him up to try to give him a short soak in some water. I put him back in the same spot and am basically just waiting for him to die at this point.
Christ, this feels like shit. I honestly don't know what went wrong, was he sick? Were my mistings not enough to keep him hydrated? Were my feeders not nutritious enough? Did he not feel safe enough in the enclosure to explore around and hunt?","attachment":null,"posted":1714921298},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4789629,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789620
Sorry for your loss. Wild caught (as most anoles are) is always a bit of a crapshoot.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714921915075779.gif","filename":"irishe.gif"},"posted":1714921915},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4789632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789629
I don't want to completely assume this was the case, I recently went back to the same pet store where I got him, and one of his tank mates was still in there, and he looked healthy enough, maybe still a slight bit on the skinny side, but they were juveniles, so I think they just sort of look like that. But I suppose it's still possible that he was always doomed.
Either way, after he dies, I'm going to just let the viv cycle for a while, not sure if I'll get another animal to put in there. I want to really reflect on the enclosure and make sure I didn't fuck something up when making it initially.","attachment":null,"posted":1714922367},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4789901,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789620
>>4789632
These things always result in some trial and error I feel. It’s definitely a good idea to go back and retrace your steps when putting it together","attachment":null,"posted":1714941911},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4789964,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789901
I also want to deconstruct it, remove the substrate, disinfect the wood, rinse off the plants, etc. Just in case he DID have some sort of parasite and I don't just have a death trap terrarium.","attachment":null,"posted":1714945808},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4789987,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Ball python have been fed twice but not shat yet. Is it time for the good ol bath?","attachment":null,"posted":1714947841},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4790317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Female is starting to become really aggressive during feeding, I usually drop half a dozen on opposite ends of the enclosure every 2 days so the male gets a chance but sometimes it doesn't work out so good.
Wat do? Separate? There's only the two of them. Larger tank? Currently 60L","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714980552506312.webm","filename":"Vid 20240506 192107.webm"},"posted":1714980552},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4790347,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790317
Absolutely separate, those guys will literally rip each other apart if you let them.","attachment":null,"posted":1714986280},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4790415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790317
60L for two animals that size is pretty small, that could be contributing. Double the size at least, if you upgrade. Or separate them.","attachment":null,"posted":1714998971},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4790629,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790317
Are those salamanders?","attachment":null,"posted":1715023218},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4790777,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790629
Nta, but they are fire belly newts, more aquatic than salamanders.
Speaking of, if I were to want to set up a palludarium, what herp would properly use both water and land features?","attachment":null,"posted":1715034818},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4790802,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790777
fire-bellied toads","attachment":null,"posted":1715037802},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4790809,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790777
Anoles. Only Anolis aquaticus will hunt underwater, but there are videos of brown anoles snatching guppies out of container ponds. You could use cherry shrimp instead of guppies.","attachment":null,"posted":1715038409},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4791039,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790347
>>4790415
Thanks for the input.
I'll sort out a larger tank this weekend.","attachment":null,"posted":1715062137},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4791105,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790317
GIVE HIM THE CHAIR","attachment":null,"posted":1715076251},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4791179,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790777
if you're in Australia you could do water skinks, if you're doing a gigantic paludarium you could do a false water cobra or a caiman lizard","attachment":null,"posted":1715088631},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4791216,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791179
>water skinks
Jesus fucking christ look at this adorable little shit. Goddamn it australia share the wealth.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715092802735269.jpg","filename":"542.0235f756532b811217c3866cfaf8bc94.jpg"},"posted":1715092802},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4791275,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791179
God I wish, I'd have a whole-ass herp sanctuary if I was in the upside down land.","attachment":null,"posted":1715098588},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4791305,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791216
So do they live in water or what?","attachment":null,"posted":1715100117},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4791418,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791305
Near it, subsisting on the bugs/soft bodied inverts near creeks and streams.","attachment":null,"posted":1715110297},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4791653,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Rate his set up","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715131289680239.png","filename":"2024-05-07_10-06-11.png"},"posted":1715131289},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4791657,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790777
Vampire crabs","attachment":null,"posted":1715131398},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4791731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791305
They live mostly around water rather than in it but are perfectly happy diving in when they have to","attachment":null,"posted":1715136199},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4791895,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791653
Well since I am not versed enough in /herp/ and can only go by their thumbnail, I will rate it faggot/10 based solely on the thumbnail.","attachment":null,"posted":1715159578},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792208,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I think I'm going to get a corn snake at the expo this weekend. how do people feel about their morphs? I really like the charcoal and lavender ones","attachment":null,"posted":1715193634},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792242,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792208
I have yet to see a corn snake morph that looks better than an Okeetee
like what is even the point of the charcoal morph, just get a grey ratsnake","attachment":null,"posted":1715195588},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792246,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792208
Wild type corn snakes are beautiful animals, I don't see the appeal of the weird looking ones. But corns and small colubrids in general are based, go for it if you can give it a lot of space, because it'll use it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715195948},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792248,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792242
I like grey and corns are just generally more accessible, no problem getting another kind of rat snake but an expecting to find lots of good options for corns","attachment":null,"posted":1715196089},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792250,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792246
I work at a pet store and coworkers are offering some tanks they aren't using, so getting a big setup shouldn't be a problem
been thinking about a snake for a long time, I think I am finally ready :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715196213},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792329,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Tong feeding a hognose is such a shit show
Remind me again how these survive in the wild?
When it's not completely missing the strike its hitting the tongs and even me once
And then without fail it'll make a bite sideways and spend the next 25 minutes trying to straighten it out","attachment":null,"posted":1715203440},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792382,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792208
Go with whatever you like best.","attachment":null,"posted":1715206516},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792392,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792329","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715207911070050.webm","filename":"blehg you killed me.webm"},"posted":1715207911},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792616,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792392
Are these the ones that play dead and smell like shit to sell it lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715220171},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792690,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792616
They spray musk, and also bite the insides of their mouths to make them bloody
And they are soooo dead that if you flip them they will immediately flip to their back again","attachment":null,"posted":1715224787},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792690
>>4792616
Yes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715256189704282.webm","filename":"drama snek dead.webm"},"posted":1715256189},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792911,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781474
What's the best reptile for a little diy greenhouse?","attachment":null,"posted":1715261562},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792915,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792911
define little
define greenhouse
define temperatures and humidity
if you just want something for pest control and to say "wow cool lizard" little house geckos are good choices for a greenhouse that stays at least room temperature or slightly below yearround. I also like mantises for that purpose which are even cooler than lizards but only live for about a year.","attachment":null,"posted":1715262360},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792935,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792911
Wall lizards. If you're in the US there's probably a population of them nearby, just go catch a few. If you're in Europe then they're already everywhere.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715265886937163.jpg","filename":"698985.jpg"},"posted":1715265886},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792946,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792915
>define little
something like pic related
>define greenhouse
was thinking in converting pic related from late fall until early spring into a hybrid greenhouse, so it's not gonna be fully covered.
>>4792935
If you're in Europe then they're already everywhere.
yes they're indeed everywhere here in south italy and some house geckos can be as big as normal sized tokay geckos","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715267810359451.jpg","filename":"71IOf5AIMfL._AC_SL1500_.jpg"},"posted":1715267810},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4792948,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792935
Always greenhouse guy here. What if release this species (Lacerta bilineata) in my area (apulia). They're not an exotic species where i live but they suffer from habitat fragmentation","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715268415955610.jpg","filename":"ramarro puglia.jpg"},"posted":1715268415},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793089,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792890
lol drama queen
my hogger (subadult male) is great with handling and has never played dead or musked on me
just $100 too
love my lil champ","attachment":null,"posted":1715281443},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793110,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792946
first that's really more of a hutch, so it would be like a terrarium or are you doing it indoors? are you trying to grow something? usually i think of a greenhouse as something dedicated to growing plants, so i figured you meant a larger building and just have some reptiles chilling in there
>siciloid
green lacerta. simple as. they'll even do fine outside year round. just make sure there's a screen lid so they get UV. You live in a climate that isn't inherently hostile to reptiles so you have a lot of options for outdoor keeping too. Lot of tortoises will do well in that climate too and they're nice for mowing the yard, much easier to contain and stop from eating your flowers compared to a goat or something
>>4792948
>actually apuliaoid
dreadful. but yeah, natives are always good options if legal and not venomous. It's not legal to keep anything native in my part of the US but if it were I totally would. and yes it is inherently fucking retarded that we can't keep natives because fish and wildlife is terrified of billybob's exotics inbreeding them with retarded morph genes and releasing it into the wild genepool where it would be quickly filtered out by natural selection yet I can order enough goldfish to turn an entire watershed into murky muck no questions asked.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715282510316198.jpg","filename":"lacerta.jpg"},"posted":1715282510},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793121,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792690
>>4792890
That’s kinda cute kek
Guess it has to do when you’re so tiny and don’t have much in the way of defense mechanisms","attachment":null,"posted":1715283285},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793155,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793121
That's also why their patterns mimic rattlesnakes in the areas they live
Do you know who I am? Do you Realize WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF!!! *dies*","attachment":null,"posted":1715286410},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"he climbing","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715291750182627.jpg","filename":"Capture2.jpg"},"posted":1715291750},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793244,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I accidentally bought the wrong size feeder and by some miracle of nature my snake managed to swallow it. Lil nigga looks like a tube sock stretched over a potato right now
I am not looking forward to the dump that's gonna come out after this one
I think it's gonna be a deep clean afterwards","attachment":null,"posted":1715295439},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793258,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>>/mu/121816814
>>>/mu/121816814","attachment":null,"posted":1715297809},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793276,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793258
The look on the lizard's face at the end is priceless.","attachment":null,"posted":1715299180},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793278,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is this true?
>>>/mu/121816978","attachment":null,"posted":1715299287},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793295,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793278
yeah","attachment":null,"posted":1715300536},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793308,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793110
>It's not legal to keep anything native in my part of the US but if it were I totally would. and yes it is inherently fucking retarded that we can't keep natives because fish and wildlife is terrified of billybob's exotics inbreeding them with retarded morph genes
The law isn't to stop some kid from taking a couple toad tadpoles and keeping them in his fish tank, it's to stop poachers from catching every snake in an area and destroying the local population, which is especially a problem with how fragmented everything is so once those herps are gone they will never come back. In my state it's the pinesnake that's getting assraped by this along with wild corn snakes.
If you ask a FWS guy if you can keep a fence lizard you caught from the wild he'll say to stop wasting his time. They don't care about that, they focus on the people catching them by the dozen and selling them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715302036},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793321,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781474
URGENT
Baby ball python not eating. Possibly sick.
She’s been underweight since I got her as a yearling (breeder was feeding her once every 3 weeks for some reason).
2 weeks ago she was slightly underweight still but was gaining weight compared to when I got her I missed last weeks feeding because personal retardation. Just went to feed and she’s super underweight suddenly almost skin and bones backbone visible sides sunken in.
Tried to feed her and she struck, missed, struck a second time with moving the fuzzy around, missed again.
Then she lost interest. I tried warming a new one up, same shit she wasn’t interested.
I hated to try it but I attempted an assist feed and she wouldn’t take it spit it immediately.
Idk what to do. She drank some water after putting her back in her enclosure which I take as a good sign. But fuck I’m worried. I’m going to leave her be tonight and tomorrow morning attempt another feeding, if she doesn’t take it I’ll go get a live fuzzy or a pinkie at least (shops are closed or I’d do that right now).
I’m worried sick she won’t make it. Should I even try to feed another thawed tomorrow or go straight for live? She’s only ever had thawed. Shops that have smaller sized live mice won’t open until 10am btw, I think that’s an appropriate enough window to try a thawed at 5am and if she doesn’t eat then a live about 5 hours later.
But if none of that works what do I do? I understand these guys can fuck off from food for a while but normally when I’ve seen that they don’t lose drastic amounts of body weight. My husbandry is good but I’m now worried she could be sick. No mucus no wheezing so idk what it could be. I don’t want this snake to die on me.","attachment":null,"posted":1715303134},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793349,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793295
I thought it was a big lizard","attachment":null,"posted":1715305301},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793365,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793321
She ate one of the fuzzies. I left both of the ones I thawed over the warm spot. Just checked and she was mid deep throat on one. I’ll leave the other in there if she eats it fine. If not cool, but I’m gonna get her on an every 4 days schedule until she’s of healthy weight.","attachment":null,"posted":1715306723},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793321
>>4793365
what are your temps like? I don't own a ball but have worked with them and have been helping a friend with her picky eater, and I find that temps can be a factor
even if your numbers are good and you have your warmspot, they might not have "discovered" where to hang out and regulate. Worth looking into and making some changes if it continues
but I'm really happy to hear she ate :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715309494},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793557,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">open up the viv this morning to to up the water basin
>one of my tincts squeezes out from under a magnolia leaf to investigate the sound
>stares, incredulously, as it was not bugs
I love these little dipshits so much","attachment":null,"posted":1715335391},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793321
>Throw ball python in trash
>Get a boa
That should fix it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715338351},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793635,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My bearded dragon is dying. I feel awful. She is very special to me.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715348817436548.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-07 013047.png"},"posted":1715348817},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793666,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793635
Always a rough one, my boy died last year, didn't make it through brumation. All I could think was "shit, should I have woken him up? Should I have taken him to a vet the moment I suspected something?".
Just do your best to make sure she's as comfortable as possible as she passes.","attachment":null,"posted":1715352521},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793745,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm at a loss as to what's ideal to keep my leopard geck on, substrate-wise. Most recently, I've been keeping her on that excavator clay stuff, but she's been digging around and turning it into something more loose and grainy. She seems content with it, as she's very active and makes full use of her 40gal wide, but I'm wondering if I'm still not pulling off something ideal. My primary worry is, of course, impaction with anything she breaks off.
What do you use for your leos?","attachment":null,"posted":1715361891},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793759,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793745
I don't have a Leo, but I've always been told that, so long as you make sure your animal is properly hydrated/gets her proper temperatures/is fed properly, etc., impaction simply won't happen.
However, I suggest you mix your substrate with organic topsoil and a fine sand, and try to keep the deeper layers slightly moist, this will help burrows keep shape and prevent dust.
Again though, I don't have a Leo, so I can't speak with much authority on this.","attachment":null,"posted":1715363464},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4793782,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793321
Have you had the ball tested for parasites at any point?","attachment":null,"posted":1715365445},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4794073,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793666
thanks satan.
yeah its rough, feeling a lot of guilt.","attachment":null,"posted":1715391834},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4794173,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793666
they say faustian bargains are dumb in general and even dumber when bargaining for life, but man idek","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715401388330361.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-10 202807.png"},"posted":1715401388},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4794230,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793635
I'm sorry anon. I've never had one but they always seem very personable and charming compared to other reptiles.","attachment":null,"posted":1715408593},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4794419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792208
For me it's the palmetto.
Honestly tho they all look good (except for the scaleless morphs they look like wrinkly sausages)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715442398473291.jpg","filename":"cornsnake3.jpg"},"posted":1715442398},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4794756,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794419
Damn, you’re right, it is pretty gorgeous","attachment":null,"posted":1715487519},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795150,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why the fuck has the entire reptile keeper hobby become Bearded dragons, Leopards geckos and ball python morphs?
Is it really just because these species are easy as fuck to breed?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715543392972912.png","filename":"l.png"},"posted":1715543392},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795151,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795150
pyramid skeems, son","attachment":null,"posted":1715543565},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795152,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795150
Who are the primary morphfags, buying into a pyramid scheme they think is going to anything but rob them blind?
>","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715543581560617.png","filename":"black people.png"},"posted":1715543581},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795183,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795150
you're out of the loop, the newest skeem is in cresties and gargs, probably because they dont have the electricity requirement for heat and eat powder.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715547171749044.png","filename":"image_2024-05-12_165202281.png"},"posted":1715547171},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795352,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795183
they're not even close to the amount of ball pythons at expos. it's crazy, I made a point not to get a ball because there are just way too many being bred
love creatives and gargs, though, but sometimes gargs hiss at me :(","attachment":null,"posted":1715566966},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795414,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795352
I dunno man, I went to an (admittedly somewhat smaller) expo earlier in the year and pretty much every table had at least a handful of gargs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715571508},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795422,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795152
Lol
>>4795183
Who the fuck is dropping that kind of money for that thing","attachment":null,"posted":1715572046},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795434,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795422
Hoarders, people who want to feel speshiul and people who want to start their own Pyramid skeem","attachment":null,"posted":1715572573},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795436,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795422
In theory, it's an "investment animal," which is pretty much just a pyramid scheme where you pay out the nose for a morph producer so you can make animals that others can pay the same amount so they can do likewise.
In practice, it's a combination of quite literally counting your geckos before they hatch, and pic related.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715572627170072.png","filename":"image_2024-05-12_235600501.png"},"posted":1715572627},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795589,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795183
I don't get crested gecko or boa morphs. They all look the same to me.","attachment":null,"posted":1715592963},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795605,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795589
At least in the case of crested geckos, there are very few actual genetic morphs capable of producing valid offspring. Virtually all of what's seen is just a result of line breeding.","attachment":null,"posted":1715596227},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795619,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795183
I love how it literally just looks like a regular crestie too","attachment":null,"posted":1715597939},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795622,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795183
>20k
Who the fuck pays for these? You could get multiple pairs of boelens pythons for that","attachment":null,"posted":1715598124},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795650,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795622
Skeemerz","attachment":null,"posted":1715604349},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795661,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795622
>can do literally anything with 20k
>can import a bunch of exotic shit from africa or wherever and set up an entire breeding operation
>decide to just buy a gecko that's slightly more orange than normal
The wrong types of people have too much money","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715605141776099.jpg","filename":"Broadley's_Flat_Lizard_(Platysaurus_broadleyi)_male_(6857301934).jpg"},"posted":1715605141},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4795762,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm trying to get my New Caledonian geckos more inclined towards eating their repashy/pangea diet.
My crested gecko is obsessed with insects. I can only really fool him into eating repashy actively by scooping it on the end of my tongs since it reminds him of bugs, or by dunking insects in it like it's batter.
For my leachianus, he just ignores it overnight. I'm almost forced to hold him like a baby and 'bottle' feed him out of a 0.5oz cup, but also will not eat any bug I've ever offered him.
Have any of you guys ever had picky eaters with your New Caledonians? I've run the gambit on the different flavors.","attachment":null,"posted":1715615086},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4796446,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794756
So did you end up getting a corn anon?","attachment":null,"posted":1715695987},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4796804,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Thinking of a garbage bin snake for when my ball python goes on a hunger strike so I don't waste rats. Right now I'm thinking of a BCI, Jungle Carpet or Dumeril's. I'm iffy on BCI cause a lot of their sizes depends on locality and if I end up getting something that gets pretty big, I most likely am not upgrading from a 4x2x2.","attachment":null,"posted":1715716126},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4796857,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796804
Bci gonna get obese as a garbage bin","attachment":null,"posted":1715719653},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4796883,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795183
Meanwhile in the real world","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715721943979811.jpg","filename":"742f832c-bf27-4140-bf00-8fe43c37c1c9.jpg"},"posted":1715721943},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4796890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796857
I mean I don't intend to try feeding every week if they're on a strike. I tried every other week at first, then I switched to monthly. My BP finally ate after 6 months.","attachment":null,"posted":1715723215},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4797067,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795762
just starve them. pangea is more palatable than repashy, i find the watermelon flavor is the favorite of all of my lizards probably because its the sweetest. so I would provide that every other day for like two weeks and cut bugs and reintroduce bugs once a week once they start taking to it.
this assumes adult lizards you're not breeding. starving a little wont hurt them and they can go a week or so without food without suffering much.
add a dab of honey if you want to make it even tastier. also some seem to have different preferences for consistency, one of my males refuses to eat if its watery. if i leave it for a day he'll eat it the next day when it dries out a bit.","attachment":null,"posted":1715748678},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4797290,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797067
Not that guy, but would adding some aromatic, ripened fruit also help?","attachment":null,"posted":1715789866},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4797390,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'd like another large intelligent lizard but my Blue tounge is super needy as is.","attachment":null,"posted":1715797514},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4797773,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797067
They're both just about to become yearlings, actually. The longest I've gone, originally, was about a week and a half for the crested when I just got it. Nothing.","attachment":null,"posted":1715826307},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4797780,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797773
Adding information, because I'm a retard.
The crested is underweight, at least I think. Measured today at just under 17 grams. Best guess, he's ~9 months old.","attachment":null,"posted":1715826758},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4797797,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796804
please do not put any of those animals in a 4 foot enclosure","attachment":null,"posted":1715828118},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4798543,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715917384894911.webm","filename":"1685164129210921.webm"},"posted":1715917384},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4798586,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798543
what was their problem???","attachment":null,"posted":1715923213},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4798783,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What are some species you wish more people were breeding?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715949421493351.jpg","filename":"DkoUxu2XoAAMyfY.jpg"},"posted":1715949421},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4798804,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798783
These niggas. In the early '00s they were $5/ea at big box stores, now they're like $120/ea online when you can even find them.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715950911067433.jpg","filename":"bumble-bee-walking-toads-feeding.jpg"},"posted":1715950911},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4798825,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798783
Banded geckos.","attachment":null,"posted":1715953310},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4799426,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798783
Lizard name?","attachment":null,"posted":1715994941},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4799430,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799426
Sphenomorphus muelleri","attachment":null,"posted":1715995096},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4799462,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799430
It looks cool but it's probably like other skinks that just sit under a log all day and you end up with an empty terrarium.
I hope people start breeding and keeping more diurnal species. Jewelled lacertas is one that's got popular witihin the last years but still so many interesting species like lacertids (pic related) and the fence lizard family. The issue is that you can't keep them in dark shoe boxes so that's why nobody wants to keep them.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715997880785933.jpg","filename":"Takydromus-smaragdinus-shutterstock_236202274.jpg"},"posted":1715997880},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4799559,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I want a Malaysian river toad who's not been exposed to aids and ass worms but it seems like most sellers say they gave them generic de wormer if any treatment at all.","attachment":null,"posted":1716013046},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4799730,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">never musks
>never plays dead
>takes pinkies without issue
>poop smells no worse than other sneks","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716040119253129.jpg","filename":"20240515_153207-min.jpg"},"posted":1716040119},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4799956,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799730
I’m so on the fence of getting a snake they look so cool but it’s hard to choose between my first ‘exotic’","attachment":null,"posted":1716062642},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4799959,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">When I open my 3rd eye","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716063173738640.jpg","filename":"20240518_131042.jpg"},"posted":1716063173},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4799992,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Whhat is the small brown lizard that runs with its tail curled upwards? the tail has black and white bands on the bottom","attachment":null,"posted":1716069306},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Was out hiking today and took a few herp pics
A water snake that desperately wanted to avoid pictures.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716072423109122.jpg","filename":"20240518_134744.jpg"},"posted":1716072423},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800029,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800025
A second snek","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716072605384404.jpg","filename":"20240518_145518.jpg"},"posted":1716072605},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800031,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800029
A leopard frog.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716072721480607.jpg","filename":"20240518_140538.jpg"},"posted":1716072721},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800037,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800031
And some pics of a juvie red spotted newt that I'm really happy about. Definitely my favorite find this trip.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716073074344613.jpg","filename":"20240518_185617.jpg"},"posted":1716073074},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800039,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800037","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716073153637209.jpg","filename":"20240518_185713.jpg"},"posted":1716073153},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800043,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800039","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716073240163042.jpg","filename":"20240518_185447.jpg"},"posted":1716073240},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800046,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I found a small frog in a well today. It had no vestigial tadpole features, but it refused to move when placed on the ground. When I put it in the old bath we currently use as a water reservoir, it was much more vigorous, but it didn't resurface and ended up hiding under the stone on the bottom. Is it normal frog behaviour? It was early evening, and the frog was most likely a common brown frog. I get it, frogs like water and darkness, but it was weird that it didn't move on land. Could it be some freaky amphibian that has fully adapted to living in a dark well? Should I throw it back into the well tomorrow if it's still around?
Pic unrelated","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716073548099403.jpg","filename":"IMG_20230409_132923.jpg"},"posted":1716073548},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800050,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800031
I just realized this is a pickerel frog, not a leopard frog. Oops.","attachment":null,"posted":1716073860},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800282,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799992
Are you in Florida or the Bahamas? if so, they are called "Curly tails"","attachment":null,"posted":1716103137},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800338,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798783
Oenpelli pythons","attachment":null,"posted":1716112795},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800389,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800050","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716120959660264.gif","filename":"1000012951.gif"},"posted":1716120959},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800391,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799956
Snakes, depending on the species, can be some of the easiest creatures to take care of.","attachment":null,"posted":1716121586},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800445,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm camping this weekend and a turtle walked into the campsite and I think it was laying eggs","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716130720349067.jpg","filename":"20240519_100250_1.jpg"},"posted":1716130720},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800492,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800391
So I’ve heard. So many cool animals to consider. I’d like to look into a monitor or something but probably not the best beginner pet","attachment":null,"posted":1716135207},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800517,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800492
You guessed correctly. Monitors are cool but they require a LOT of space to be happy, only a little less ridiculous than tegus in that manner.","attachment":null,"posted":1716137836},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800524,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800492
>>4800517
I really hate the idea of beginner pets. A leopard gecko is a 20 year commitment, so a corn snake. Getting something you don’t actually want just so that you can earn pet experience points to get what you actually want is retarded. Instead of thinking of things like monitor lizards or rainbow boas as pets for experienced keepers think of them as more difficult pets that require more commitment and more research. Be serious and understand what you want will require and you should be able to keep anything even if you haven’t had beginner pet experiences.","attachment":null,"posted":1716138311},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800552,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800517
Yeah I figured as much what with their sheer size, although space isn’t (or shouldn’t I think) be an issue I’m just more worried I’ll miss certain stuff when trying to care for it
>>4800524
Yeah, I get what you mean, I might sound shallow saying this but I do want something unique that actually looks cool or is actually a treat to keep because of the entertaining stuff they might do, I don’t expect whatever I get to be active 24/7 but I’d like to remember I even have an animal and not something that spends most of its time hiding/sleeping/lounging around","attachment":null,"posted":1716140140},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800608,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800524
I understand what you mean, but I don't think of easier herps as them being any less of a commitment, or even that they'd be "disposable". I like to think of beginner herps as animals that you can more easily take care of, so you don't end up being in over your head and need to commit yourself to something more difficult. Let's face it, no amount of research can account for actual practice, and things always end up being a bit more complex than we can plan for.
Say anon wants a herp, but isn't quite sure if he can handle it, if he gets one that's a bit easier to care for, and he decides "eh, maybe I shouldn't go too hard into this", he doesn't end up neglecting the one he already has because it's within his power to provide good care.
All of that said, >>4800524 absolutely do as much research as possible before even starting an enclosure setup, that is the universal starting point for any pet, and it's especially important for herps, no matter the difficulty.","attachment":null,"posted":1716145899},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800655,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I don't know if any of you guys ever watched Mushishi, but the Japanese have this concept of there being many gods and each god looks after a small domain and in Mushishi there's this lord of a mountain that happens to be a turtle / tortoise.
I have a pet tortoise myself he's older than I am and somehow this is just how I picture him, as this wise protector of my garden, his domain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGohNlOgEZ4","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716150989373428.jpg","filename":"[Salender-Raws+Tlacatlc6] 10. The Depths Of Winter.mkv_snapshot_00.12.02_[2024.02.07_09.48.39].jpg"},"posted":1716150989},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800879,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It makes me very glad to have an animal that takes full advantage of a custom habitat.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716163801105002.jpg","filename":"20240515_171918.jpg"},"posted":1716163801},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4800881,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800879
Oh, god damn it. It rotated on upload.","attachment":null,"posted":1716163906},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800655
Mushi is solid stuff. Fond memories. I should really give it another go","attachment":null,"posted":1716178840},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801648,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Welp an should i get a pair of crusties or gargoyles help i cant fuckin decide","attachment":null,"posted":1716242067},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801649,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801648
gargoyles ftw crusties are cute but drop tails way more often from what i’ve heard. plus gargoyles look badass","attachment":null,"posted":1716242165},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801651,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800338
never heard of those before and holy shit you’re right. they’re awesome","attachment":null,"posted":1716242301},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801664,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801649
I see ye, might do the gargs then a 2x2x3 LxWxH should be fine for 2 no?","attachment":null,"posted":1716242968},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801669,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801664
do not house gargoyles together they will absolutely murk each other. they’re super aggressive. good tank for a garg is 18x18x24. they’re pretty lazy & can’t climb as well as a crestie on smooth stuff so give them more climbing room.
you can tEcHnIcAlLy house 2 together but it’s just such a dumb idea. not worth the risk.","attachment":null,"posted":1716243372},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801671,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801669
climbing objects not climbing room. i’m stupid.","attachment":null,"posted":1716243433},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801680,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801648
gargoyles. cresties are gay.
>>4801669
breeding pairs or mff harems are potentially OK but yeah, just be aware they are nastier than cresties, both meaner temperaments and more capable of hurting each other. They will beat each other up but unless you get two males are highly unlikely to do severe damage or kill each other. Tails are often chomped off and eaten though.
Both cresties/gargs need to be housed separately until they're adult size regardless, so plan to grow them out separately then introduce them carefully. I know many people who have paired them off and had them live fine longterm either in breeding groups or as mated pairs.
It's not the same as leachies where they WILL fucking kill each other if they're not compatible.","attachment":null,"posted":1716244003},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801689,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801669
I see heard diffrently from other place but good to know, might have to reconsider getting a pair, one will do fine also less to feed","attachment":null,"posted":1716244575},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801832,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801689
Reptiles are rarely social. Maybe don't go back to the place that tried to sell you a pair, it's pretty commonly known they're not easily cohabitated.","attachment":null,"posted":1716250962},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801844,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801832
>>4801689
yep; if a reptile place is trying to sell you a pair of honestly anything i can think of, they’re preying on people who don’t know any better to make more money. a lot of herps don’t cohab well & takes a lot of thought and observation that a newer herp owner might not have the skill for that type of setup yet.","attachment":null,"posted":1716251304},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801992,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781474
I think I fucked up. I did my normal thaw routine with hot water, the only difference is I microwaved the water an additional 10 seconds this time so 1 minute 10 seconds instead of 1 minute (water by itself mouse in other container). Normally I check my rodents at 15 minutes and determine whether I need to heat new water or give it longer I usually dump the water and heat new. Only this time I got side tracked and didn’t check for 40 minutes. I went to feed the mouse and it’s belly was ripped open seemed like it cooked slightly not thoroughly but slightly. It was my last mouse of that size so I fed it to my ball python anyways. Some guts spilled out. Then I read that cooked meat can make a ball python regurgitate and lead to death…
My other ball python is doing great I’ve had her for like 4 years now idk why I keep fucking up with this younger one.
I think despite my older snake doing well, I just suck with reptiles and I think I just have to come to terms with it and give my snakes to someone more experienced who will care for them properly. I love reptiles so much but fuck bros maybe it’s better I admire them from a distance if I can’t properly care for them and get the most basic parts of keeping them right. Last week I mentioned how she was underweight and refused her meal after I missed a week due to my retardation (she ended up eating it leaving it in the cage with her over the hot side). This week it’s overheating her mouse and partially cooking it. For fucks sake.","attachment":null,"posted":1716256899},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4801996,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793381
Just saw this. I have my hot area at 91.5. Roughly 80F on cooler side.
She ended up eating both of them. I left them on the hot side. Couldn’t sleep that night checked a couple hours after that post she was eating one, finally went to sleep next morning she had eaten both.
>>4793782
Never. Didn’t think it was necessary unless issues started showing up. I know she’s underweight but I chalked that up to the breeder feeding her on that insane (imo) schedule. She already seems like she’s gaining weight again only a week later. But I guess constant and rapid weight changes would indicate parasite. I have a vet near me who I checked about snakes and they said they take snake patients I’ll see about making an appointment. But I think ultimately I’m gonna give her away to someone who I know will give her the care she needs >>4801992","attachment":null,"posted":1716257275},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4802005,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801992
>>4801996
To update, she didn’t even eat it. It I guess was too soft and got stuck in her mouth she wasn’t even trying to eat the damn thing anymore. I guess I’ll get more mice tmrw morning maybe give her a day or two to destress, make sure I thaw it properly this time.
This thing smelled putrid btw I think it definitely got cooked despite only heating my water for 1:10. Probably best she didn’t eat it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716258039},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4802127,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781474
Hi everyone, I wanted to ask about my cricket enclosure. It's just a big tub with vermiculite substrate, bunch of empty cardboard egg curtains, this gut-loading powder, and a little zone of hydration wtih the ice and paper towel.
I also have some cococoir in a container nearby, but I have not been able to have crickets successfully hatch so I don't have much hopes for it but it's there.
Also, when putting in live plants is it important to use a plant bulb if the enclosure isn't near a natural light source?
BTW, I have not been able to keep 200 crickets alive for over 3 weeks. What am I doing wrong? I know I should add some juicy fruits or something? They die before my anoles get a chance to eat them.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716274788473286.webm","filename":"200 Crickets.webm"},"posted":1716274788},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803216,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716379676580291.webm","filename":"1552295167068.webm"},"posted":1716379676},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803230,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803216
Son of a bitch, I guess they can climb chain fences.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716381924866705.jpg","filename":"obligatory.jpg"},"posted":1716381924},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803307,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802127
Fruits and veggies never hurt, crickets can be weird about hydration. I've managed to keep them alive and well from pinhead to chirping by using an actual substrate with springtails in it, I remember reading somewhere that crickets get stressed and die if it smells too shitty, so a cleanup crew may help you out if that's an issue.
>Also, when putting in live plants is it important to use a plant bulb if the enclosure isn't near a natural light source?
Yes, and in fact. I'd reccomend you use a plant bulb in any case to keep them growing straight and prevent them from getting lanky.","attachment":null,"posted":1716394106},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803393,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803230
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1716400728},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803456,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803216
did it die? also it occurs to me it must be a real possibility that these things can just get into peoples yards and eat whatever small animals they have","attachment":null,"posted":1716403915},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803457,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803230
can you really just grab gators safely and chuck them","attachment":null,"posted":1716403983},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803497,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803457
>safely
Florida man
Also little ones are relatively easy to snatch. He ain't grabbing no 7ft gator","attachment":null,"posted":1716405924},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803456
>did it die?
From a bump on the nose?","attachment":null,"posted":1716405985},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803522,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803457
Define safely.
Gators under 5ft or so, on land, are close to harmless to an adult human - their tail is probably the most dangerous part. It's not smart to approach them, but you'll likely be fine.
Pic sorta related from my trip to the Everglades a couple years back. These are bigger than you should try to chuck.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716407061070909.jpg","filename":"IMG_20211209_113810449~2.jpg"},"posted":1716407061},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803896,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802127
Not a bug farmer or anything but is that enough egg crate for 200 crickets?
It's time to start eliminating variables - try like 50 and see how they go, and source them from somewhere else (maybe even splurge and get them from like dubia.com or something) - if they last and start breeding it's a question of scale, if not then there's something else going on with their husbandry.
Also, don't crickets like it dark? I keep seeing people keep them in clear containers but I've never known a cricket to be active in the day.
Or are banded crickets different behavior-wise from the ones in my backyard?","attachment":null,"posted":1716427499},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803913,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I bought a 2x2x2 with a removable mid section for $100.
What can I use it for?
If you say mourning Gecko your mom dies in her sleep.","attachment":null,"posted":1716428658},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803918,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803913
arboreal tarantula","attachment":null,"posted":1716428892},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4803973,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803918
I think their legs will get stuck in the vents.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716432448761435.jpg","filename":"20240522_194627.jpg"},"posted":1716432448},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4804165,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Help me with my autism, herpfriends.
Okay, so in one particular star trek episode the captain finds her "animal guide," and its clearly some kind of gecko, as shown here.
https://youtu.be/OsuuVEhDC6k
Im seeing some places claim its a tokay, but that does NOT look like a tokay gecko to me, and there doesnt seem to be any source or anything to the claim that it is, but the species isnt faniliar to me. Can a nigga get an ID? It seems altogether too small and the wrong color for a tokay.","attachment":null,"posted":1716451300},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4804166,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804165
Fuck that's not the right link.
Here.
https://youtu.be/cwN_QLeqzw4","attachment":null,"posted":1716451373},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4804283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803913
Anole, maybe one of the smaller day gecko species (they may appreciate more vertical space, though)","attachment":null,"posted":1716474297},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4804829,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803913
A bunch of dart frogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1716516689},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4804845,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804166
Tokays have a huge range and are reasonably diverse in that range. This isn't to say that it is necessarily a tokay, but it is the right size and shape, and it's possible it's just one of the localities that isn't bright orange and blue or it's cold enough that it's not fired up.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716517860968426.jpg","filename":"small_ww259295_705060.jpg"},"posted":1716517860},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4804850,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804845
it was apparently pretty sluggish and a bitch to film, so it's possible. I just wish I had a primary source because tokays actually fit Janeway's personality pretty well.","attachment":null,"posted":1716518218},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4804883,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803918
>>4803973
funnily enough I was just reading about them and the risk of that happening, doesn’t look big enough for that to happen","attachment":null,"posted":1716520060},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4804886,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803522
> their tail is probably the most dangerous part.
Is it cus they whip around and break your leg or whatever?","attachment":null,"posted":1716520270},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4804942,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804886
Even if they only trip you up, laying on the floor is probably the absolute last place you want to be when near a crocodilian.","attachment":null,"posted":1716525726},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4805008,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803307
>springtails in it, I remember reading somewhere that crickets get stressed and die if it smells too shitty, so a cleanup crew may help you out if that's an issue.
It does smell pretty shitty. I purchased a springtail culture once and put it under the substrate but I really don't know how to let them go about.
I have some isopods too but haven't seen them in a long while.
I have finally managed to get meal worms to the beetle stage. Some are still in chrysalis, some even are still in larva form. I like how there's black and red ones. This is a substrate of coconut coir. I put some oatmeal out and some mandarin slices. I'll have to check on this every day because of how easy things rot in this container. Unless I should place them in a different container. My objective is to get them to breed to make more meal worms so I can feed my anoles.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716531881054985.webm","filename":"Mealworm Breeding Beetle Form.webm"},"posted":1716531881},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4805037,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804942
Trve, trve, that would make sense…","attachment":null,"posted":1716534101},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4805045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805008
These are the lights I have. I have another set with two bulbs too. It looks red only because my apartment has red LED strip lighting.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716534839578076.jpg","filename":"bulbs.jpg"},"posted":1716534839},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4805979,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">still giving me sideye after i bought him a worm
baka","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716612587973310.jpg","filename":"linguini with his first worm.jpg"},"posted":1716612587},{"board":"an","thread":4781474,"pid":4806272,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"New
>>4806271
>>4806271
>>4806271","attachment":null,"posted":1716651504}]}
{"title":"/fox/ - Fox General: May Edition","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4786947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Previous: >>4729588","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714601275059841.jpg","filename":"05; MAY.jpg"},"posted":1714601275},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4786950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"why are foxes so photogenic","attachment":null,"posted":1714601382},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4786952,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786947
Fox rapists made this post","attachment":null,"posted":1714601561},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787211,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786947
may fnox","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714622448414491.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240501_235945414.jpg"},"posted":1714622448},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787325,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"Not so fond of the kind of lot she attracts tho.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714635768667447.jpg","filename":"been_better6.jpg"},"posted":1714635768},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787356,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787295
i have an autistic dislike of distinct hair on anthro characters, but pretty cute design otherwise.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714645769809621.jpg","filename":"661e4de0-75b0-11ee-8e62-ab7b2f711023.jpg"},"posted":1714645769},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787358,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787356
I have an autistic dislike of kemono.
It's the same cookie cutter animu flat face just with a dot in the middle as nose and maybe some dash next to the dot with the same cat ears on top for every species.
What's the fucking point. Even horses are just dumb animu girls with cat ears. Actual muzzle and ears or get the fuck out.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714647053527976.jpg","filename":"Peeved.jpg"},"posted":1714647053},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787374,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787358
yeah, i get it. depending on the design i don't mind too much as long as it's not flatface catgirl with body paint level, but i do like fictional animal characters actually looking like animals no matter how many legs they walk on.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714648867233100.jpg","filename":"73316d40-c1d4-11ed-a515-7f3c67de9f88.jpg"},"posted":1714648867},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787505,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Don't start no shit it won't be no shit","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714664262506492.png","filename":"1699992259317900.png"},"posted":1714664262},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787531,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787391
we keep up the based","attachment":null,"posted":1714665320},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787684,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787505
hop in, bro","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714674313617629.jpg","filename":"1690222633603336.jpg"},"posted":1714674313},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787695,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787505
>>4787684
Why are fox maws so alluring bros?","attachment":null,"posted":1714675138},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787696,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787695
you have foxoplasmosis","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714675183243269.jpg","filename":"0b4885cd8d4c1a1e20dd45e93503ed48.jpg"},"posted":1714675183},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787702,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714675430536793.webm","filename":"1569672103524.webm"},"posted":1714675430},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787736,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787696
this forced meme will never be anything more","attachment":null,"posted":1714679163},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787936,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"oh no
anyway","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714700859842594.jpg","filename":"1698492996072371.jpg"},"posted":1714700859},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787944,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Man. Someone here *really* doesn’t like the cartoon meme fox jej","attachment":null,"posted":1714701777},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787959,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I like foxes but I think furries should be shot on sight what do","attachment":null,"posted":1714703223},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4787967,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714704196877074.jpg","filename":"soon4.jpg"},"posted":1714704196},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4788322,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714752082790866.jpg","filename":"GMkfIc7aQAA3SQc.jpg"},"posted":1714752082},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4788324,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714752167056594.jpg","filename":"GMkfUObaoAAipsR.jpg"},"posted":1714752167},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4788325,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714752254038120.jpg","filename":"GMF7VhrasAA-ZEM.jpg"},"posted":1714752254},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4788336,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The foxes natural instinct to wavedash","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714753015645922.webm","filename":"melee.webm"},"posted":1714753015},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4788514,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"True.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714766199769017.webm","filename":"get_foxed.webm"},"posted":1714766199},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4788612,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788336
… is that normal behavior? what purpose does it serve?","attachment":null,"posted":1714771609},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4788642,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788612
Confuses the other animal, maybe? I have no idea what it's even called","attachment":null,"posted":1714772957},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4788681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788514
is he ded?","attachment":null,"posted":1714776769},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4788707,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788642
wavedashing","attachment":null,"posted":1714780229},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4788713,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4788681
Dokn't think so, there are videos from just a few months ago.
https://www.tiktok.com/@acethemarblefox","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714781394872576.jpg","filename":"wimdy4.jpg"},"posted":1714781394},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789020,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714842236314110.jpg","filename":"onlyfens_1.jpg"},"posted":1714842236},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789022,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4789020","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714842298115076.jpg","filename":"onlyfens_2.jpg"},"posted":1714842298},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789035,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789022
What a fine lookin' woman.
Hmm, what's it like bein' the main fox poster on the thread? Foxes rock I just don't know where to find pictures of 'em","attachment":null,"posted":1714843223},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789076,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"it's too hot and I'm sweating but I still want to cuddle this fox","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714846344785027.jpg","filename":"GMvrpkZbcAAzKGk.jpg"},"posted":1714846344},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789152,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789035
you can try this thing called Google
works like a charm","attachment":null,"posted":1714852996},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789152
Don't work","attachment":null,"posted":1714855791},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/foxes
Why do furries love foxes so much?","attachment":null,"posted":1714883119},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789456,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787325
Dani is back :O
>>4787736
A cute pun is not a forced meme, silly.
>>4788642
It doesn't seem to be a specific behavior, just zoomies which is good healthy exercise. Anything to get the heart pumping and the muscles working is beneficial for survival, plus it's just fun to jump around. I would say it looks like some kind of juking but foxes don't generally hunt like that (correct me if I'm wrong).
>>4789152
broken links to pinterest and misleading links where the image isn't in the linked page. Thanks Google, yummy yummy.
>>4789415
Why do YOU love getting shut up? (picrel sorry it's not a fox)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714896358230795.jpg","filename":"uaqzopz2rur21.jpg"},"posted":1714896358},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789513,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789456
> sorry it's not a fox
I've got you a fox.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714907425668565.jpg","filename":"1644918180592.jpg"},"posted":1714907425},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789655,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789456
Huh fair, never throught of it just being that. Certainly funny anyways, lol","attachment":null,"posted":1714925959},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789717,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4789035
Flickr(.com) is one of the top sites fur Fox pics. Also, I've stumbled upon many a good Fox pic by just reverse searching an image in one of these threads and looking under 'related'. Yandex is prolly the best one fur that, Bing is OK too.
>>4789415
Even normies love Foxes. Think about it: one half of the pawpulation loves Cats, the other half loves Dogs; everyone loves the Cat-Dog, aka Fox.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714929866125784.jpg","filename":"stretch_and_blep.jpg"},"posted":1714929866},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789734,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789717
man that's one really rough looking fox. must have seen quite some shit in its day","attachment":null,"posted":1714930547},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789779,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Probably because they look cool. The vulpes vulpes is naturally very aesthetically pleasing and highlights the inherent appeal of the canid. They are also wild, common, and non-threatening to us homo sapiens, which gives them their own personality. I just think they're neat.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714933071746305.jpg","filename":"original.jpg"},"posted":1714933071},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789792,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"paws","attachment":null,"posted":1714933557},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How would you feed a hungry fox?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714934188870240.png","filename":"1714901305195824.png"},"posted":1714934188},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789897,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"foxes with white sclera instead of black look FREAKY","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714941837205382.jpg","filename":"1674154118410298.jpg"},"posted":1714941837},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789900,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789897
Pretty sure all of them have white scleras but you rarely see em","attachment":null,"posted":1714941905},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789918,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789897
UNHINGED","attachment":null,"posted":1714942593},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4789936,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789897","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714943429368495.png","filename":"1688728713906133.png"},"posted":1714943429},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790004,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789936
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1714949001},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790005,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789936
Least deranged /fox/ user","attachment":null,"posted":1714949140},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790069,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789456
I think your Google is broken","attachment":null,"posted":1714953126},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790070,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789806
Anyway it wanted :)","attachment":null,"posted":1714953188},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790092,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787358
5 seconds later:
>>4789897","attachment":null,"posted":1714954122},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790095,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789936
>24h coverage of news about foxes
are there even enough news for filling all that space every day","attachment":null,"posted":1714954274},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790123,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789897","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714955769961983.gif","filename":"LOUD GEKKERING (FASTER).gif"},"posted":1714955769},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790138,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790123","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714956489293917.gif","filename":"LOUD GEKKERING (EVEN MORE FASTER STILL).gif"},"posted":1714956489},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790147,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790138
I give the fuck up","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714957294967181.gif","filename":"LOUD GEKKERING (WE CANNAE GO ANEH FOSTER CAPPIN AH GIVIN IT ALL WE GOTS).gif"},"posted":1714957294},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790155,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790095
there will be","attachment":null,"posted":1714957661},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790203,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4789734
The patchy coat could just be moult.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714960272192272.jpg","filename":"moulting.jpg"},"posted":1714960272},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790365,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790203","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714988877000563.jpg","filename":"JustFluffMyShedUp.jpg"},"posted":1714988877},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790369,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Put it on","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714989152456465.jpg","filename":"s-l400.jpg"},"posted":1714989152},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790428,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789717
unf","attachment":null,"posted":1715001095},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790456,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790369
no","attachment":null,"posted":1715007936},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790626,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790369
Imagine the smell","attachment":null,"posted":1715022946},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790147
if you're using photoshop make all the frames in the timeline 0.0 seconds then convert the frames to video timeline and use legacy export as a gif. the gif will be faster","attachment":null,"posted":1715027488},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790871,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715045511017797.png","filename":"1708577504672172.png"},"posted":1715045511},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4790967,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790626","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715054696765787.gif","filename":"1588290989581.gif"},"posted":1715054696},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791040,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790681
gimp and then shotcut.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715062363593142.jpg","filename":"FB_IMG_1707101907075.jpg"},"posted":1715062363},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791051,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4790365
>>4790369
Looked it up and it only goes over your nose and looks pretty stupid.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715065812266623.jpg","filename":"winter_to_spring_arctic_r.jpg"},"posted":1715065812},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791058,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4790147
If you're trying a 0-second delay, it doeskn't work on all browsers. Here's 0.02 seconds between frames and it runs fast on Firefox at least. Tried 0.01 too and that'll just run like it was 0.1 instead.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715066965914245.gif","filename":"fast.gif"},"posted":1715066965},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791078,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789456
>Dani is back
>implying he ever left
Anon, have you been here around 2009?
Because that's how long this freak have lusted for phox booty.
[spoiler]Cougars are fine too","attachment":null,"posted":1715071373},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791135,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715080496661918.gif","filename":"aaaaaaaaa.gif"},"posted":1715080496},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791341,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Who is this Dani fellow anyways, I'm new here","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715103150412914.jpg","filename":"3099303617_c34be90e6b_w.jpg"},"posted":1715103150},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791343,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why foxes should be bigger:
If foxes were bigger, they could hunt bigger prey like deer, and work synergistically with humans to catch them. Foxes and humans could become friends and we could be their pets.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715103504394781.jpg","filename":"1675030002924199.jpg"},"posted":1715103504},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791349,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791135
epilepsy warning","attachment":null,"posted":1715103998},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791376,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791078
>Because that's how long this freak have lusted for phox booty.
Jesus Christ","attachment":null,"posted":1715106245},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"total fox love","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715110002990009.webm","filename":"stretch.webm"},"posted":1715110002},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791417,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715110121527856.webm","filename":"maw.webm"},"posted":1715110121},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791422,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715110590874080.jpg","filename":"GMAXOEnawAAQqkv.jpg"},"posted":1715110590},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791750,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"If she never looks at you like this, she's not The One.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715138898611216.jpg","filename":"the_look_of_love.jpg"},"posted":1715138898},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791852,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791078
Oh he was just strangely absent in the last thread, is all I was saying.
>Anon, have you been here around 2009? Because that's how long this freak have lusted for phox booty.
And we wouldn't have it any other way. <3 I'm pretty sure /an/ doesn't have spoiler tags but I'm not 100% on that, I don't frequent here often. If spoiler tags did work they'd be perfect for things like:
[spoiler]Foxers are very attractive and cute and I would smooch them a lot, cougs too. Strangely I don't have *those* fantasies, but I can absolutely understand those who lust for phox booty. Just look at picrel and say with a straight face that you wouldn't kiss & snug that.[/spoiler]","attachment":null,"posted":1715150595},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791853,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791852 >>4791078
ugh picrel didn't take. Here's the actual picrel.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715150712027916.jpg","filename":"1678738172976406.jpg"},"posted":1715150712},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791922,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791750
But which one of them is the she?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715163484558969.png","filename":"puzzled.png"},"posted":1715163484},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4791931,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"this is what they want to take from you","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715166532783345.webm","filename":"alf.webm"},"posted":1715166532},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791922
Left has more feminine vibes","attachment":null,"posted":1715180575},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792165,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4791922
Case in point.
The one on the right.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715189474457857.jpg","filename":"smug_r.jpg"},"posted":1715189474},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792173,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791931
>videos you can hear","attachment":null,"posted":1715190446},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792293,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Such pretty eyes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715200692696671.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-08 at 21.35.42.png"},"posted":1715200692},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792405,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786947
Dumping baby foxes on the school campus I work at.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715208831326359.jpg","filename":"PXL_20240508_225204003.jpg"},"posted":1715208831},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792407,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792405","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715208925270410.jpg","filename":"PXL_20240508_225158576.jpg"},"posted":1715208925},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792410,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792407
All I ask in return for sharing these precious babies with you freaks is a single (you). I will protect them with my life.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715208997399618.jpg","filename":"PXL_20240502_000057261.jpg"},"posted":1715208997},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792411,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792410","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715209064819593.jpg","filename":"PXL_20240501_233421030.jpg"},"posted":1715209064},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792416,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792405
I thought you were implying you were going to dump them on your school campus for a moment.","attachment":null,"posted":1715209364},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792416
I'm dumping them directly into my bag so I can dote on them at home.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715209752988137.webm","filename":"PXL_20240508_185311431.TS (2).webm"},"posted":1715209752},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792444,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792419","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715211884429155.webm","filename":"PXL_20240508_233549272.TS~2.webm"},"posted":1715211884},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792526,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"have these little faggots been domesticated yet i assume a lot of people are working on it cause theyre popular and would make money","attachment":null,"posted":1715215516},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792576,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792526
They can be tamed, but pet foxes aren't viable commercially. There was the Russian experiment attempt to domesticate foxes, but while it made them friendly towards humans, it did not make them convenient to keep as pets.
They're incredibly high maintenance, destructively curious, and have a habit of pissing everywhere that's nearly impossible to train them out of.
Not good traits if someone intended to make money selling them as pets. Especially not when dogs are right there and don't have those problems.
People have made it work in the small scale, but there's not a lot of buyers once they realize exactly how much work they'd need to put in.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715217615622261.jpg","filename":"1715142971161828.jpg"},"posted":1715217615},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792579,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792576
Yeah, foxes can't be domesticated and in their current form, are not pets and never should be.","attachment":null,"posted":1715217721},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792581,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792419
adorable","attachment":null,"posted":1715217971},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792583,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792576
Thanks pretty informative
I saw a dox that looked very foxlike (while still of course clearly being a dog - mainly the tail) which is why it got me thinking
I guess we're more likely to see designer foxlike dogs than designer doglike foxes","attachment":null,"posted":1715218073},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792584,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792583
>I saw a dox
I saw a dog* heh","attachment":null,"posted":1715218135},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792586,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792583
How do you do fellow foxes?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715218434255630.png","filename":"mya pomsky.png"},"posted":1715218434},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792664,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792583
>I saw a dox
I thought you meant doxx for a minute kek","attachment":null,"posted":1715223134},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4792796,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4792405
Ever seen the mum?
>>4792444
>cue italian disco music","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715236657897879.jpg","filename":"nyaa3.jpg"},"posted":1715236657},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4793020,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792796
I saw the mom a little over the month ago before ever seeing or knowing about the babies. Have not seen her since, but I do find rodent corpses left for the little ones every now and then.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715274375458215.jpg","filename":"PXL_20240509_001201558.jpg"},"posted":1715274375},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4793528,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"Felix passed on last New Year's Eve.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715330766562782.png","filename":"felix.png"},"posted":1715330766},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4793743,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793528
Was he your fox?","attachment":null,"posted":1715361845},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4793828,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4793743
In spirit. Felix was the tree Fox over at Save a Fox.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715370270247870.jpg","filename":"wanderer.jpg"},"posted":1715370270},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4793958,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793828
Ah, I'm sorry to hear","attachment":null,"posted":1715380153},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4794069,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4793958
Mikayla (the SaF lady) took it really hard, she didkn't mention Felix's death until just a few days ago.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715391364585860.jpg","filename":"there_must_be_more_to_life6.jpg"},"posted":1715391364},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4794297,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792576
I wouldn't mind a leggy boi pissing everywhere if I could get high off the smell that's allegedly identical to smoked Marijuana","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715422892215003.jpg","filename":"awzL79W_700b.jpg"},"posted":1715422892},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4794313,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715425593556085.jpg","filename":"GM7tB_5bgAAFqpI.jpg"},"posted":1715425593},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4794314,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715425662235316.jpg","filename":"GM7tCYSaMAAtP2Z.jpg"},"posted":1715425662},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4794317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715426281015175.jpg","filename":"GNOXP6caAAAqrTX.jpg"},"posted":1715426281},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4794511,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715455730818943.jpg","filename":"for_your_safety.jpg"},"posted":1715455730},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4794558,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This one has a long nose","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715462372221918.jpg","filename":"2895280956_b4aef6db48_o.jpg"},"posted":1715462372},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4794646,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794558
imagine the tongue","attachment":null,"posted":1715474693},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4794977,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794646
Imagine…","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715521300881105.jpg","filename":"1692999813576737517682571801029.jpg"},"posted":1715521300},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4795175,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794646
>>4794977
Do I want to imagine?","attachment":null,"posted":1715546560},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4795190,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795175
Don't ask us, listen to your feelings.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715547977258118.jpg","filename":"1641630967971.jpg"},"posted":1715547977},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4795282,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788514
Wavedashing","attachment":null,"posted":1715559781},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4795477,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hey guys, did you know…","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715575819725678.jpg","filename":"My_Moms_Vaporeon.jpg"},"posted":1715575819},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4795481,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795477
know…?","attachment":null,"posted":1715576080},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4795727,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795477
I just know","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715610522042624.jpg","filename":"1623139435140.jpg"},"posted":1715610522},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4795835,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795190
I feel a fox-shaped hole in my heart","attachment":null,"posted":1715620227},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4795860,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715622868161907.jpg","filename":"mmh_what.jpg"},"posted":1715622868},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796118,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794069
SaF might be a sucky shady org, but my condolences to her nonetheless. Always sad to lose a fox.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715642242709417.jpg","filename":"ba3714a04b9b8595.jpg"},"posted":1715642242},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796120,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790626
cheap chinese vinyl","attachment":null,"posted":1715642455},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796131,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795835
We all do.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715643316564872.jpg","filename":"sad.jpg"},"posted":1715643316},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796368,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795835
>>4796131
Remember: finding a fox-shaped hole in your heart means that somewhere in this world a lost lonely fox can't find their home.
(Foxes want to be our pets.)","attachment":null,"posted":1715678231},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796426,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"*schlop*","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715692368636270.jpg","filename":"1670352569911230.jpg"},"posted":1715692368},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796433,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794069
SaF loses foxes due to her own stupidity neglect and abuse. >>4796118 don't feel bad for her, she killed that fox herself because she's stupid as fuck.","attachment":null,"posted":1715693513},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796732,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796433
Doesn’t she end up killing a bunch of animals she takes in to her ‘care’?","attachment":null,"posted":1715711751},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796735,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796368
>(Foxes want to be our pets.)
this is cope (at least for the time being)","attachment":null,"posted":1715711812},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796789,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796735
Foxes are self domesticating in the UK as we speak.
It really does seem that they want to be pets, however that doesn't mean you should let them in your home. Wanting something and being a good fit for it aren't the same thing.","attachment":null,"posted":1715714782},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796889,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"https://archive.is/llFZR","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715723171442760.png","filename":"the_past_was_foxy.png"},"posted":1715723171},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796891,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796732
Yes. Multiple animals, including foxes, have died or been injured due to fixable issues she simply refuses to fix. The most egregious one being issues with her fencing taking MORE THAN ONE foxes' limb. This, while she rakes in thousands upon thousands in donations (her only income) while buying several exotic 'pets' and fancy cars for her boyfriend. She is an evil person.","attachment":null,"posted":1715723306},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796904,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796433 >>4796891
I'm aware, I was just hoping we wouldn't delve into the topic.","attachment":null,"posted":1715725571},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4796957,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796789
Give up prejudices and let foxes come into your house.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715733363463556.jpg","filename":"1639556114531.jpg"},"posted":1715733363},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4797051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"look
>>>/mu/121910347","attachment":null,"posted":1715746918},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4797154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797051
Felids should not fight against each other.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715766602023794.png","filename":"fox vs cat.png"},"posted":1715766602},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4797221,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my husband alf","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715781140903024.jpg","filename":"alf wink.jpg"},"posted":1715781140},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4797224,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715782029283572.jpg","filename":"cutie alf.jpg"},"posted":1715782029},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4797244,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715785302825059.png","filename":"alf cat.png"},"posted":1715785302},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4797251,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715785698918414.jpg","filename":"bottle and crocodile.jpg"},"posted":1715785698},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4797370,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797221
But when is the wedding?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715796372041741.jpg","filename":"68d5a279fba6c19d.jpg"},"posted":1715796372},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4797386,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715797309285782.jpg","filename":"artic-fox-bloody.jpg"},"posted":1715797309},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4797569,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797051","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715809030718767.webm","filename":"1703212463868.webm"},"posted":1715809030},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4797571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797569","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715809117086359.webm","filename":"1703257903613.webm"},"posted":1715809117},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4797700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796889
>>4796957
>>4797154
based","attachment":null,"posted":1715820340},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4797935,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4797370
>already husband
You missed it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715846385649821.jpg","filename":"blep11.jpg"},"posted":1715846385},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4798206,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Would you marry a fox?","attachment":null,"posted":1715885075},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4798342,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"100.00%","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715896064105195.jpg","filename":"cmon_luv_give_us_a_kiss18.jpg"},"posted":1715896064},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4798345,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798342
You'd have to teach 'em to stand on it's hind legs, otherwise you'd have to get down low for the kiss. Either that or a tall stool","attachment":null,"posted":1715896317},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4798418,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798345
No borblem with dat.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715901887889198.jpg","filename":"ready to be kissed.jpg"},"posted":1715901887},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4798680,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4798345
...or just sit down?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715937236633728.jpg","filename":"to_my_face_yiffer2.jpg"},"posted":1715937236},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4798863,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798418
Woah, they're evolving
>>4798680
Well sorry for addin' some flair. Aw that's a nice picture I like that","attachment":null,"posted":1715956923},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4799076,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792576
good. look at what humans did to dogs that domesticated.","attachment":null,"posted":1715977006},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4799168,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm all ears.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715982931395605.jpg","filename":"unnamed.jpg"},"posted":1715982931},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4799346,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4798863
Tbh even if they were standing you'd still have to bend down to meet them halfway. Not sure if you're realising just how tiny Foxes are.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715990818377990.jpg","filename":"size_difference.jpg"},"posted":1715990818},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4799364,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799346
Foxes should be bigger...","attachment":null,"posted":1715991726},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4799451,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4799364
True, even if I'm suspicious of your motives.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715996279982518.jpg","filename":"casually_steals_your_heart.jpg"},"posted":1715996279},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4799573,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799346
Hmm, well have 'em stand on a chair","attachment":null,"posted":1716017481},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4799634,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799346
The fox in your image is clearly a juvenile.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716026592083765.png","filename":"017cfb84206fff1740c57fe479dd5924.png"},"posted":1716026592},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4799643,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799346","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716027631827536.jpg","filename":"1471290191629.jpg"},"posted":1716027631},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4799706,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716038517540790.jpg","filename":"zgsmu8g1onrz.jpg"},"posted":1716038517},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800066,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":">>4799573","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716076108243323.jpg","filename":"friend-shaped_cushion.jpg"},"posted":1716076108},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800106,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800066
There we go","attachment":null,"posted":1716079626},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800108,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"They're learning to use the internet","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716079740708755.jpg","filename":"ipad-baby.jpg"},"posted":1716079740},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800215,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"They got to your computer and typed 'e' in Firefox's address bar.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716092139119454.jpg","filename":"compute.jpg"},"posted":1716092139},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800223,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796433
I heard they also killed the cat Xerxes","attachment":null,"posted":1716093295},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800245,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800215
I don't know if eBay sells foxes","attachment":null,"posted":1716095229},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800250,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716096670539951.jpg","filename":"tibetan fox Chris Hansen.jpg"},"posted":1716096670},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800271,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Foxes should be big enough to kiss while consummating our marriage
It's as simple as that","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716100922091349.jpg","filename":"GKdb3pfb0AA7hZG.jpg"},"posted":1716100922},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800344,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800245
Seems fennecs are small enough for shipping","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716114435027167.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-19 at 11.26.14.png"},"posted":1716114435},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800521,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You guys are really out there about this huh","attachment":null,"posted":1716138159},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800580,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800521
Don't worry about it","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716141896969261.jpg","filename":"GNydo9Ra4AAVmOA.jpg"},"posted":1716141896},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800595,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"/Fox/ is what /dog/ wishes they could be. We have the 'weird' people too, butt there is neither the coordinated effurt nor the useful idiots to take the bait to let things devolve into the blistering chaos that is /dog/.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716144526765595.jpg","filename":"foxphoria.jpg"},"posted":1716144526},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800606,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800595
No, /dog/ does not wish it could be /fox/, because dogs are animals real people have real constant contact with and you can not be a good person and even ignore/tolerate an animal rapist in that case. Doing so would be implicitly approving of raping a dog. At least with foxes you know nobody is going to be physically able to act on their fantasies unless it's already dead. With dogs, all it takes is some disgusting worm-faced mentally disabled truck driver stealing someones pet or paying an amish puppy miller $20 and they have their own personal rape victim to keep wrapped up in their trunk.
YOU are part of why zooFAGGOTS come here and feel comfortable, and then get mad when people don't like them
YOU are part of why /horse/ represents the future state of /dog/ - 2-5 zooFAGGOTS spamming 10 memes per dick/pussy to keep the NSFW animal rape content invisible to someone just scrolling past, with not one actual horse owner in sight except someone that admits they got it just to rape it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716145615},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800610,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800606
/fox/ is borderline unusable whenever zoo faggot shit comes up and a perennial post in /horse/ is "almost posted my horse here but then i saw you fuck them, never coming back"
the /dog/ people are actually right. mostly about basically abandoning /an/ as a community, and not expecting it to be one. the mods have spoken: they consider "light bestiality" to be board culture. this is not a real website to really discuss foxes or horses, this is a furfag circlejerk where they post non-memes like "foxxo boxxo". /an/'s sister boards are /mlp/ (horsefuckers) and /trash/ (home of "feral friday").","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716146114119574.jpg","filename":"wvdcc7nhnm951.jpg"},"posted":1716146114},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800614,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">I was totally going to post actual real discussion™, but I am outraged and blablabla now you're missing out
classic tale
meanwhile /fox/posters keep foxing","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716146629763836.jpg","filename":"GMxV0RsbUAAGyMV.jpg"},"posted":1716146629},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800617,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800595
It's been chaos before and the only reason it isn't constantly chaos is because you don't actually hurt any foxes (and can't), and the mods dont get rid of you. The reason /dog/ sucks is because their "dani" is able to actually rape a dog, and when the mods get rid of him he responds by resetting his IP and shitposting extra hard. /dog/ was also based on people posting their own dogs, not random dog photos they found on the internet, which made the presence of animal rapists a personal issue. Especially after the animal rapists tried to frame anyone who didn't like them for bestiality.
We don't actually like you, or not mind you. Most of us hate you. You're just unable to harm any foxes so it's not worth perpetual outrage just yet. If anyone comes in actually raping foxes and turns out to be as persistent a ban evader, well, it's over then, and none of us are even posting our own foxes.
The fact that someone like you is not permanently rangebanned from this board is the precise reason /an/ can not actually have a thread based on people posting their own dogs and i consider it highly likely that you have participated in ruining /dog/ with your trip off out of zoophile tribalism. That's why you brought it up, daniel. You were there, it was on your mind. And you were unhappy that a general would rather commit sudoku than exist with zoophiles in it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716147301583494.png","filename":"this is not a fox.png"},"posted":1716147301},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800620,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716147757299149.jpg","filename":"GNsS6DyasAAZSMN.jpg"},"posted":1716147757},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800621,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716147845356167.jpg","filename":"GMxWTBXaIAAXeBR.jpg"},"posted":1716147845},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800622,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"captcha: RAWR","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716147910821050.jpg","filename":"amaizeing.jpg"},"posted":1716147910},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800625,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"proof","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716148148603248.jpg","filename":"RAWR.jpg"},"posted":1716148148},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800633,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm new here, are there many zoo's on this board? I think foxes are beautiful but not like that.
>>4800625
This rocks lol","attachment":null,"posted":1716148656},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800636,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800617
the sad part about what happened to /dog/ is it wasn't just that they disliked a fetish
their zoophile actually did rape an animal and they wanted to get him arrested, and all the thread ruining was that zoophile and his friends wildly spamming troll posts and insisting that specific people (anyone who disliked him) leave.
anya's owner seems to have fucked off from 4chan as a whole, maybe because /dog/ succeeded in doxing him or getting the attention of someone who recognized him, maybe because he died of a fentanyl overdose, so it should heal now, hopefully.","attachment":null,"posted":1716148842},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800658,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800633
I love foxes in every imaginable way","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716151399390779.jpg","filename":"GN2mCgLaIAAcceq.jpg"},"posted":1716151399},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800668,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800633
but also I'm not here to derail the thread like the off-topic doomposters above
post foxes love foxes to any capacity","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716152422784959.jpg","filename":"GMxoHEkbMAAPMgo.jpg"},"posted":1716152422},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800686,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Vore is the superior kink here.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716154439564710.jpg","filename":"1714232338468196.jpg"},"posted":1716154439},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800690,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800633
just a few really annoying ones like dani. filter him. most of us did.
fucking dani brought this shit up to humblebrag because hes part of the raiding group that killed /dog/","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716154691678475.jpg","filename":"IMG_9702.jpg"},"posted":1716154691},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800691,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800686
Deviants are deviants all the same. Sure, vorarephilia might not be as harmful in real life as zoophilia, but any mention of it drives all others out, homogenizing the community and making genuine discussion impossible.
If you want /fox/ to improve, leave. This community has no need for cancer like you or the tripfaggot.","attachment":null,"posted":1716154704},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800695,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800691
There's always the option of making another thread, you know.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716154906646479.jpg","filename":"934254eb54f945b0ab1a1372099da9aa.jpg"},"posted":1716154906},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800696,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800633
There are a few. They all joined a convenient list so you can recognize and ignore them when they post.
A certain fox = our tripfag (who doesnt always post with his trip), hes ALL the zoo content here and samefags to back himself up. Just ignore him.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716155059699573.jpg","filename":"IMG_9703.jpg"},"posted":1716155059},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800698,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800695
>make another thread
>because the megalomaniacs in charge of this shithole think this circlejerk is enough, it gets deleted after a couple posts
It's not worth it unless they would delete this den of degeneracy in its presence.","attachment":null,"posted":1716155195},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800699,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800686
fogger fogger fogger","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716155270991780.jpg","filename":"Silver fox unedited.jpg"},"posted":1716155270},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Whatever, man. I'll just keep posting vore for now.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716155482748449.jpg","filename":"file-20210217-21-1hjg4nm.jpg"},"posted":1716155482},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800706,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's just quite fascinating how someone so enamored to a certain kink would be utterly repulsed by another. Why not expand your repertoire instead of being such a picky eater?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716155753632432.jpg","filename":"1660739234574349.jpg"},"posted":1716155753},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800708,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716155912806641.jpg","filename":"Get over here.jpg"},"posted":1716155912},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800709,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"don't engage with off-topic shitposting and other low quality garbage
ignore and ______
if they actually cared about board quality they would be contributing to it instead of trying to derail","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716155920966633.jpg","filename":"GKE9oQYbAAAJ4rK.jpg"},"posted":1716155920},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800711,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800708
Why do all arctic summer coats look the same? Other than that of the polar bears, of course.","attachment":null,"posted":1716155980},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800715,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800709
As always, you could just make another thread.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716156190017162.jpg","filename":"hobo.jpg"},"posted":1716156190},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800716,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800686
>>4800695
>>4800700
>>4800706
>trip off, samefagging engaged
Fuck off back to /trash/ you
DOUBLE FOGGER","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716156273446013.jpg","filename":"IMG_9704.jpg"},"posted":1716156273},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800717,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800690
>"us"
>first iPhone image filename in the thread
>not to mention what the second one is (even incrementing from 9702 to 9703)
You are embarrassingly bad at what you're trying to do.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716156308313018.jpg","filename":"chair fox.jpg"},"posted":1716156308},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800720,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800717
foxes need to be FLUFFIER","attachment":null,"posted":1716156410},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800723,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800717
Go be a fogger somewhere else","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716156461511913.jpg","filename":"IMG_9705.jpg"},"posted":1716156461},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800724,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800717
>You are embarrassingly bad at what you're trying to do.
What anon is trying to do is tell an innocent newfag how to avoid the disgusting zoos. A noble act.","attachment":null,"posted":1716156551},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800725,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">you got any spare chickens mayne?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716156585237798.jpg","filename":"IMG_9706.jpg"},"posted":1716156585},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800729,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800717
Complaining about filenames is such an electionigger thing to do.","attachment":null,"posted":1716156786},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800730,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800729
*electionfogger","attachment":null,"posted":1716156833},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800734,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800717
well its certainly a good explanation for why the f*rry tr*pfag brought up /dog/ out of nowhere and who really voreposts. i expect no less of tr*ps.","attachment":null,"posted":1716157039},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800744,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716157353396500.jpg","filename":"GJB3vTwaIAAx_F9.jpg"},"posted":1716157353},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800745,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800696
Oh really? Interesting, I've looked into Dani but all I found is a ED page with broken images. Not sure how to recognise anyone except Dani. I don't know how tripcodes work either but eh, that's for me to learn. I did think Dani was just eccentric
Would love to learn more about the situation but I don't know where you'd go to talk about that.
>>4800724
I'm trying my best to learn :)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716157474958583.jpg","filename":"tiny.jpg"},"posted":1716157474},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800749,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800745
If someone seems to harbor any sexual feelings towards anything involving animals ignore them, report them for trolling if it seems explicit or for violating US law if its extra gross. Simple as.","attachment":null,"posted":1716157669},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800752,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716157844358729.jpg","filename":"GGhoujvaQAADxs9.jpg"},"posted":1716157844},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800754,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800749
I see, forgot there was a report button. Thanks for lettin' me know","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716157914084306.jpg","filename":"lick.jpg"},"posted":1716157914},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800755,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716157967839328.jpg","filename":"GJL98IlXwAAOVkC.jpg"},"posted":1716157967},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800756,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The grimace reminds me of the SNES era Star Fox stuff with the puppets.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716158067059220.jpg","filename":"squintin.jpg"},"posted":1716158067},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800765,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800756
It's a bit of a shame that snarling isn't really in their repertoire of expressions.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716158405012197.jpg","filename":"Arctic_Fogger.jpg"},"posted":1716158405},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800773,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"All in favor of /fox/ being a zoophile/fetishist free zone, post a fox
All against, return to the furry containment zone.
>>>/trash/fox","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716158718593201.jpg","filename":"I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE.jpg"},"posted":1716158718},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800784,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716159118223647.jpg","filename":"FIh_QyMUUAAriN1.jpg"},"posted":1716159118},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800785,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716159299936094.jpg","filename":"original_849d2894-6e0b-4f87-b9df-88a18af4f26d_1185299-1.jpg"},"posted":1716159299},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800809,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800773
I respect your ideas, but it's gonna be a pretty impossible uphill battle to make people on an anonymous website actually leave. Just ignore them. I'll always be here to post regular content either way.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716160601024137.jpg","filename":"GNsufrYbIAAgz12.jpg"},"posted":1716160601},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800821,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800809
>learned helplessness
If you defeatist cunts actually contributed instead of being sitting ducks, we might actually purify /fox/.
Take the initiative. Don’t let the degenerates start a new /fox/ Post a disclaimer on the OP to filter all tripfaggots and report all potential fetish content.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716161245968775.png","filename":"Protecting_Kit.png"},"posted":1716161245},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800825,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800821
why are you zoomers so puritanical","attachment":null,"posted":1716161348},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800833,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800821
Hey moralfag, is this fetish content in your discering-ass eyes?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716161770155215.jpg","filename":"lactating_vixen.jpg"},"posted":1716161770},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800836,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">zoofags: Ignore us!
>zoofags when people hate them: HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Why cant they take their own advice
Looks like dani’s little raiding group is itching to do what they did in /dog/. But none of us have a personal investment so it cant work.","attachment":null,"posted":1716162028},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800850,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Taxidermies, yes or no?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716162671890791.jpg","filename":"1712036658876978.jpg"},"posted":1716162671},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800860,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800850
That pic is funny on its own, but to think that the skin of a real fox was mangled like that makes me feel a little disgusted.","attachment":null,"posted":1716163122},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800874,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800860
Beginner taxidermists have to start somewhere lol.","attachment":null,"posted":1716163451},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800892,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800850
anyone who says no is not right in their minds
so yes","attachment":null,"posted":1716164364},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800942,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800850
the fox wanted to be remembered this way","attachment":null,"posted":1716165702},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800958,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800825
Why are you millennials so faggitanical?","attachment":null,"posted":1716167227},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4800975,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800752
oh to be a nano on a fox's nose...","attachment":null,"posted":1716169190},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801010,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"Didkn't expect the pawst to become a literal /dog/whistle...
>>4800617
>[...] /an/ can not actually have a thread based on people posting their own dogs [...]
Demonstrably untrue. You could pull up the thread right now and there's even videos of peoples' own dogs. Also, not quite the same fur sure, butt people've pawsted their Fox OC here. Idk what weird ideas go thru your head when they do butt I just feel jealous that so many people regularly get to see Foxes.
>>4800696
>A certain fox = our tripfag [...]
False and you know it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716173069058287.jpg","filename":"been_better4.jpg"},"posted":1716173069},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801012,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801010
you sure have a lot to say about the thread you shit up mate. keep it to yourself.","attachment":null,"posted":1716173744},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801037,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800773","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716175588845415.jpg","filename":"1667348410783065.jpg"},"posted":1716175588},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801044,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What’s your favorite folklore fox character?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716176094442344.jpg","filename":"Slav_Fox_Trickster.jpg"},"posted":1716176094},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801058,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801044
Fox wives, of course.","attachment":null,"posted":1716177963},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801089,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801044
Is it offensive here to say inari is a folklore "character"?","attachment":null,"posted":1716180488},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801100,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801037
Yeah yeah","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716181097103744.jpg","filename":"1716176678328542.jpg"},"posted":1716181097},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801127,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800825
cope
>>4800958
based","attachment":null,"posted":1716183060},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801128,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">walk in
>see influx of posts
>”woah, what the hell happened he-“
Oh…","attachment":null,"posted":1716183130},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801129,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800836
>Looks like dani’s little raiding group is itching to do what they did in /dog/.
So that guy is a raider too? Figured as much","attachment":null,"posted":1716183191},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801149,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801128
If mods did their jobs they'd have cleaned up that off-topic garbage. Thread for foxes, not raiding faggots trying to stage witch hunts.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716185294816197.jpg","filename":"GNstBkXagAADbJ-.jpg"},"posted":1716185294},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801151,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"hewwo","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716185464327900.jpg","filename":"dopey kit.jpg"},"posted":1716185464},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801152,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801151
Why are all carnivora babies like this?","attachment":null,"posted":1716185533},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801160,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801152
all babies are like this really","attachment":null,"posted":1716186498},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801162,"name":"Kitsune Dani 狐ΘΔ","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716186682792757.jpg","filename":"boop4c.jpg"},"posted":1716186682},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801337,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789806
came to this thread with biology discussions in mind, wasnt expecting something like this","attachment":null,"posted":1716216303},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801339,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786952
mental illness aah reply","attachment":null,"posted":1716216479},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801363,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801337
something based you mean yeah we love her too","attachment":null,"posted":1716218271},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801580,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801037
my fursuit fox head is way cooler than that one","attachment":null,"posted":1716236068},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801592,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801044
I don't know much about folklore but I love the illustration.","attachment":null,"posted":1716237192},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801608,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801167
>>4801167
>>4801167
Should we.move to this thread or make a new one that isn't tainted with drama?","attachment":null,"posted":1716239186},{"board":"an","thread":4786947,"pid":4801622,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801608
The OP is already dramafagging","attachment":null,"posted":1716240604}]}
{"title":"It's How You Raise Them","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784185,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714306970792495.jpg","filename":"images (3).jpg"},"posted":1714306970},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784187,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Terriers are absolutely nuts no matter how theyre raised
T. Realistic terrier enjoyer","attachment":null,"posted":1714307328},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784187
Being a good dog parent passes onto the dog 99% of the time but pits get a bad rap for no reason","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714307507594196.png","filename":"samanthacarmen9712+2.png"},"posted":1714307507},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784191,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784189
>dog parent
Bait or retarded. Either way not worth replying to.
/thread","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714307679172824.png","filename":"1710694151764369.png"},"posted":1714307679},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784191
Dog parent, trainer, same difference... The point stands that pits feel love more deeply than say, chihuahuas or shitzus... And they're one of the only breeds that can actually do anything to defend their owner. There's no better babysitter than a well trained family Pit.","attachment":null,"posted":1714308102},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784505,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784185
Making sure his supper can’t escape
>>4784189
Sampling the goods","attachment":null,"posted":1714334740},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784732,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784196
>And they're one of the only breeds that can actually do anything to defend their owner.
Only if you don't count
Akitas
Anatolian Shepherds
Appenzeller Sennenhunds
Beaucerons
Belgian Laekenois
Boerboels
Bullmastiffs
Canaans
Catahoula Leopard Dogs
Dobermans
Estrela Mountain Dogs
German Shepherds
Hovawart
Presa Canarios
Thai Ridgebacks
Tibetan Mastiffs
But yeah I guess pitbulls are one of the only, lmao.
>There's no better babysitter than a well trained family Pit.
Except literally every single breed listed above and more.","attachment":null,"posted":1714356250},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784741,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714357912082739.jpg","filename":"1686379734280.jpg"},"posted":1714357912},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784743,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784732
Half of those dogs simply do not exist, there's a litmus test. Have you seen any of those breeds IRL?","attachment":null,"posted":1714358149},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784745,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714358392964046.jpg","filename":"1695434102004.jpg"},"posted":1714358392},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784746,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784185
one day that dog is gonna eat that baby","attachment":null,"posted":1714358473},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784800,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784741
pitxisters… any response?","attachment":null,"posted":1714366165},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784804,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"schizophrenia thread","attachment":null,"posted":1714367165},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784820,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784732
… you didn’t list Great Pyrenees? 130lbs of fuzzy guarding instinct isn’t just useful. It’s fucking comfy.","attachment":null,"posted":1714368259},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784865,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714376137815250.webm","filename":"princess.webm"},"posted":1714376137},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784867,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714376201360408.webm","filename":"aw hes so friendly.webm"},"posted":1714376201},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784871,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784867
>>4784865","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714376830846938.webm","filename":"we all make mistakes in life.webm"},"posted":1714376830},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784881,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784741
Dogfags are insane and violent. More news at 11.","attachment":null,"posted":1714379079},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784885,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714379971998697.webm","filename":"toddler sleeps with dogs.webm"},"posted":1714379971},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784893,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784185
Sure, but do you know if your pitbull is going to randomly get a mental breakdown?
You can't train against mental illness in your dog.
I don't doubt they can be loyal and loving dogs when trained correctly. But its the fact that so many of them were bred to be naturally aggressive and have so many mental health problems that can make them become violent with little notice.
Imagine if you took humans and selectively bred those where the best in gladiatorial combat and also wanted them to be able to get violent really quickly for said combat. That is exactly why Pitbulls have so many issues.
If they where cross bred with a dog that was not known to have mental illness or just not aggressive it could work out. Like a Beagle, Boxer, or Labrador.
Until Pitbull breeders admit that the minds of the dogs they breed are as deterministic as the way they look this issue will never be solved.","attachment":null,"posted":1714381081},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784925,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784893
>Labrador, Beagle
>no mental illness
lol
Boxers have facial illness. UGLY fucking dogs but such sweethearts. My neighbor has a boxer/pit mix and she's the sweetest thing but doesn't understand her size so my son is not allowed to play with her. She wouldn't bite him or anything but he's a first grader and she likes jumping on people.","attachment":null,"posted":1714388826},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784926,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784871
hope the kid gets mauled to death and the parents jailed for life","attachment":null,"posted":1714389081},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784942,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784885
In the den of lions","attachment":null,"posted":1714391247},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784943,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784926
Has the latter part ever even happened in those cases","attachment":null,"posted":1714391308},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784944,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784943
jailed, yes. for life, probably not. rapemurderers dont even get life","attachment":null,"posted":1714391597},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why are normies adverse to hounds?
>sweet
>gentle
>docile
>mostly healthy
>independent enough to be home alone without going mental
>social enough that the comings and goings of a busy family wont make it go mental
Ok theyre not super obedient but who cares if its just a family pet?","attachment":null,"posted":1714391973},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784954,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784950
It's almost entirely zoosadists who own husky mutts.","attachment":null,"posted":1714392441},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784959,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784954
>bringing up huskies out of nowhere
What?","attachment":null,"posted":1714393250},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784964,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784959
>out of nowhere","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714393557957350.png","filename":"Image-4.png"},"posted":1714393557},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784966,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784964
>hounds
>looking up
wat","attachment":null,"posted":1714393653},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784970,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">pitbulls only bite more often because they're so often raised by shitty owners that don't train them right!
Prove it. Show actual evidence that pitbulls are disproportionately poorly trained to the degree that it can account for pic related.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714394117439088.jpg","filename":"Dog-Bite-Statistics-scaled-860758977.jpg"},"posted":1714394117},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784971,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784970
>strawman
>show actual evidence to my non-academic evidence","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714394272978072.jpg","filename":"1714344956534487.jpg"},"posted":1714394272},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784977,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784187
This is the part i dont understand
Like nobody bats an eye if you say yorkies or jack russels act insane but a 40lb yorkie with 300psi bite force bred to fight other 40 lb yorkies is sacred and and docile for some reason","attachment":null,"posted":1714394821},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784981,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784977
>bred to fight other Yorkies
This is the key phrase. They are fighting dogs with dog aggression. Very few possess human aggression.","attachment":null,"posted":1714395611},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784988,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784981
>Very few possess human aggression.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714396556537802.png","filename":"1687193768160906.png"},"posted":1714396556},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4784996,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784981
The aggression is there and innate and if you dont manage it it will surface inappropriately
Pitmommies and shelter karens wont even acknowlede it, let alone manage it which is why they all should be considered dangerous","attachment":null,"posted":1714398032},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785079,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784925
When was the last time you heard a labrador, beagle, or a boxer randomly developing psychosis?
Also fuck you, Boxers are beautiful dogs. I can not resist smiling back at them.
>>4784977
>>4784981
>>4784187
You know part of the reason why pitbulls can be so violent is because they where cross bread with terriers for their aggression.","attachment":null,"posted":1714407580},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785086,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785079
God damn why do i bother with this low iq board","attachment":null,"posted":1714408066},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785102,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785086
Go clean the little box faggot.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714408614819817.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1714408614},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785104,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785102
What little box?","attachment":null,"posted":1714408772},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785109,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785104
The one inside of the big box.","attachment":null,"posted":1714409001},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785110,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785109
Go read a book","attachment":null,"posted":1714409034},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785079
>Terriers for aggression
For prey drive.
Terriers aren't human-aggressive.
Reactive Chihuahuas owned by shit grandmas who never care for them don't count.","attachment":null,"posted":1714410877},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785152,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785079
Even well trained pits are insanely neurotic. Constant lip licking, whale eye, shaking, biased tail wag. Often chewing walls and doors to deal with separation anxiety. Resource guarding. Just complete fucking spazzes. The breed should be banned just because they all seem to live in constant anxiety and discomfort.","attachment":null,"posted":1714411951},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785167,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785152
That's all caused by humans. Banning dogs doesn't solve the problem, people just move on to a new dog.","attachment":null,"posted":1714412374},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785175,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785167
So, coincidentally, every pit I’ve met has neuroticism exclusively caused by their owners. While every other breed I’ve met has “good owners” who don’t cause this neuroticism outside of a handful of insane small dogs.
Then the solution is to just ban any pet owners with a neurotic dog from ever owning dogs again, until they pass a training course to make them into good owners.","attachment":null,"posted":1714412614},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785187,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785175
I just think if you are susceptible to manipulation and you read one bad thing about something you’ll start seeing everywhere. It's the spotlight effect.
That solution sounds sane and most rescues already have rigid procedures in place to make sure their dogs go to good homes.","attachment":null,"posted":1714413726},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785187
I think you have a savior complex and cannot accept the sad truth of breed instinct and instinctual behavior. Being pro pit is pushed massively on social media platforms- if either of us is consuming propaganda, it’s you.","attachment":null,"posted":1714419741},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785256,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714422169941159.webm","filename":"pibb and owner.webm"},"posted":1714422169},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785281,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785256
Looks like it’s fighting off the urge to bite his face off","attachment":null,"posted":1714424512},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785291,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Like it or not, small dogs are the most logical choice for people with children and/or small muscles.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714425125141908.jpg","filename":"an exotic animal.jpg"},"posted":1714425125},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785306,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785236
The breed instinct is that they are very bad with other dogs if they aren't pet quality like 80% of dogs are irrespective of breed.","attachment":null,"posted":1714426473},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785386,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">its how you raise them
How come other dogs aren’t as aggressive even when raised poorly or with aggression in mind?
There’s this old man I know who took in a Rottweiler guard dog because some suburban youths robbed his house and the dog tried to cuddle with them.
He worked him a bit and he’s a lot meaner now but he still never attacks unprovoked.","attachment":null,"posted":1714435789},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785397,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785386
Mastiffs, Shepherds, and LGDs are as bad and worse when raised poorly.","attachment":null,"posted":1714436740},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785452,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785306
The breed instinct is to ignore pain and win dog fights + prey drive and gaminess from the terrier portion. So they never get to work because their work is dog fighting, and it makes them neurotic. And then one day they snap, zero in on a child or grandmother (prey), and maul them. People are not raising their dogs to rip their children out of their arms and spread their guts across the yard, and you don’t fucking see that behavior with any other pure breed (besides rotts and gs rarely).","attachment":null,"posted":1714443303},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785455,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784741
why are pit owners like this?","attachment":null,"posted":1714444087},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785386
They can be though, the main issue isn't necessarily aggression since there are dogs more aggressive than them, but that they poorly telegraph/snap more often and when they do get aggressive its way worse.","attachment":null,"posted":1714450281},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785580,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785510
>the old B-but pits don't tell their next attack!
They aren't human boxers retard, and this has never happened before. What's next? Lockjaw?","attachment":null,"posted":1714464377},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785582,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785397
>are as bad or worse
I refuse to believe that pits are both more popular than all mastiffs, shepherd and lgds combined and also just happen to be abused at a higher rate. Face it, pits are just dangerous dogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1714466417},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785957,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784981
They SHOULDN'T (increased dog aggression and dishonest signalling though can still lead to human aggression if not handled), but ironically the complete removal of the breed from dogfighting and into backyard breeding and all that produces dogs that are no longer so tightly controlled. When the APBT's ancestors were still used for dog fighting, any human aggression would lead to even collateral relatives of the dog being culled
Retarded pitmommies are another huge cause, an APBT should only be owned by an active single male that actually excercises yhe dog rigourously. Weird shelter mixes also may give you some horrific mix of drives. An actual APBT simply shouldn't be a general population type of dog
Compare the American Bulldog to the APBT and you can see it is the terrier admixture that really just turns them into the fucking lunatics they are.","attachment":null,"posted":1714510993},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785961,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785167
The breed has a high strung sort of nature like a Malinois, it's a working dog (even more - it's a game dog). Even the supposed "companion" breed American Bullies (I own one, they're absolutely not, the way retards like to believe) have some level of this - though they exhibit much more of a Mastiff and Bulldog nature (i.e. they are lazy fucks - but have a stubbornness) and may exhibit fairly high dog dominance and even aggression rather than the terrier sort of prey drive","attachment":null,"posted":1714511288},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4785963,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784196
APBT are very bad "defense" dogs (not that they won't defend an owner), barring perhaps if you count bandogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1714511400},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4786200,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785580
Retard","attachment":null,"posted":1714526100},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4786309,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785961
Bullies are real cool.
All the ones I've seen were real friendly. They're like what pit bull defenders say pit bulls are.","attachment":null,"posted":1714542135},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4786496,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784741
Do these insane pitfags only exist in America? I live outside Portland and I can't even count all the homeless retards here who have these things off leash outside their rape vans just prowling around","attachment":null,"posted":1714569674},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787341,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784189
She needs to teach him to stop playing with his food.","attachment":null,"posted":1714640704},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787457,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://twitter.com/BLACKLOTUSTAC/status/1785741606353567755/video/1
Umm pitsisters? Our response?","attachment":null,"posted":1714661897},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787464,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787457
Our response is IT'S HOW YOU FUCKING RAISE THEM. Those pitties just looked like they were playing anyway. Bunch of pussies, all I would have done is snuggled them and booped their noses","attachment":null,"posted":1714662397},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787504,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787457
we pretend it didn’t happen and bury our heads in the sand again","attachment":null,"posted":1714664241},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787539,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i take care of some husky pitbull mix dogs for my sister, she is a shit owner and i dont have much time with them but ive taught them to do a lot of tricks
they've never had a problem with aggression vs people, even complete strangers that come to the house (they just rush toward them, then sniff them like crazy before getting clingy and wanting attention from the new person) but its scary when people walk by the fence, especially with dogs because i dont really know how mine are going to react and not being able to control how people or their dogs will act
there are times when my dogs will go up to the fence and bring their paws up to see over and just check people out, sometimes my dogs do some light barking at the passerby, sometimes they'll have a dog and it will immediately start losing their shit at our dogs and our dogs will get riled up in turn, sometimes everyone is chill but my dogs will stick their heads out past the fence in a desperate attempt to smell the other dog and wag their tails/whimper
i just want to train them to basically not react at all to people walking by, to just chill instead of getting scared/nervous and rushing to the fence. is it just them being vigilant, bored or wanting to mess around with the other dogs or what do you think i can do besides tell my sister she needs a slightly taller fence","attachment":null,"posted":1714665534},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787547,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787539
Ok","attachment":null,"posted":1714665976},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787547
im just asking, you dont have to be rude","attachment":null,"posted":1714666013},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787549
I'm just acknowledging that I read it is all","attachment":null,"posted":1714666469},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787594,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786309
Even owning (technically not mine) and coming to love him, they are a bit more like the "UwU he just wants snuggles xd" shit that people spout about pitbulls, but I still ASSUME dog aggression is on the cards, even though it's actually pretty rare and most cases have been someone letting their unsocialised misbehaving dog to try hump or piss on him, or an actual escaped game APBT. An outdoor Husky tried to maul him as a pup, so now he does have some reactiveness around Huskies and Malamutes (males at least). People treat the situation as either one of two retarded extremes, like I move him off the path and sit and wait to allow people to pass, not everyone likes dogs, and some people sneer like I just raped their granny right in front of them, or they get all "uWu he's a cute snugglebug xd".
Even the APBT "should" be reasonably human friendly, but I wouldn't exactly bet on it with a neurotic shelter mutt and a pitmommy","attachment":null,"posted":1714667904},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787600,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787539
APBT will ALWAYS be dog driven even in a mix, whether that comes out as aggression is maybe not set in stone, but they will have a drive. Huskies are often dickheads too, so you may have a ticking timebomb. I'd probably stick with just reinforcing calmness and non-rectivity as you are, "it doesn't matter if there's a dog over there, leave it alone" being the message to the dog.","attachment":null,"posted":1714668136},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787660,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787457
Show this to liberals when they ask why you need a gun with a high capacity magazine.","attachment":null,"posted":1714671582},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787666,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787660
>Oh, so you "need" it for felony animal abuse because you're too bigoted to use pepper spray? Let me guess, 18 60? 14 88? All you pittie haters are the same. Dogs dont deserve to die because you triggered them by coming too close to their territory. They just need some training. Give me a youtube video from larry krohn or joel beckman and i'll have all these pitties turned into loving nanny dogs in a day. And you want to kill them, psychopath!","attachment":null,"posted":1714672064},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787808,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784741
most hinged pit bill mommies.","attachment":null,"posted":1714686281},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4787899,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784196
>The point stands that pits feel love more deeply than say, chihuahuas or shitzus
How the fuck could you know this? You really think you can compare the qualia of different dogs?","attachment":null,"posted":1714695824},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4788008,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787660
>>4787666
True and factual scenarios.","attachment":null,"posted":1714708405},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4788025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784981
Dog only aggression is a myth. Colby's own dog killed his nephew.
The one unique thing about pit aggression is that it's predatory towards dogs (and people). One fighting pitbull was known to eat it's opponent's flesh in the ring.","attachment":null,"posted":1714709811},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4788115,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784185
True OP","attachment":null,"posted":1714730183},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4788998,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784196
Pits only attacks infants and grannies.
Pitbulls are too cowardly to attacks an intruder, which is why this never happens.
shitbull owners are simply murderes waiting for their demons to kill babies; we have been over this many times and it has been proven even more times already.
Kill shitbulls and kill shitbull owners, simple as.","attachment":null,"posted":1714840639},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4789051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787457
>>4787660
It took several shots to bring that big one down too. Is someone calling the cop a pussy lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1714844584},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4789109,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788998
based shitbull hater. We need to exterminate this breed as soon as possible.","attachment":null,"posted":1714849396},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4789333,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I hope every pitbull hater gets mauled by a pitbull.","attachment":null,"posted":1714873924},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4789334,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785291
>small dogs
Small dogs tend to be vicious assholes. Labs and golden retrievers are more friendly. Big dogs tend to be lazy, so they're also good with kids. Pits are just dumb. They're too small to be overtly lazy, so they do have the energy to be aggressive, and they're big enough to do damage, unlike something like an equally aggressive Chihuahua.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714874062171318.gif","filename":"1710064030736553.gif"},"posted":1714874062},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4789347,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789334
Amstaffs are highly intelligent.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714875417331802.webm","filename":"Amstaff training progression1080p copy 2.webm"},"posted":1714875417},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4789349,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789347
Cope thread for bull-type terrier fanboys! Remember statistics are inflated and it's incredibly rare to get killed by any dog let alone a “pitbull”","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714875550984387.webm","filename":"Are Pit Bull Related Deaths480p 2.webm"},"posted":1714875550},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4789353,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789349
>ok, but listen
>if you apply my special definition of pitbull
>which limits it to a totally unrecognized breed
>which has its own name, which is not "pitbull"
>there are no pitbulls
>so there are no pitbull attacks
Somewhere, a rabbi shed a tear of pride
Imagine applying this logic to retrievers
>that wasn't a retriever
>it was a golden
>only labrador retrievers are retrievers","attachment":null,"posted":1714875882},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4789363,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789353
>no!!!! Every short coated stocky dog is a pitbull!!! Stop using logic, ahhhh! Serbia!!! Ahh!
Kek","attachment":null,"posted":1714876619},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4789417,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789363
We accept your concession","attachment":null,"posted":1714883345},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4789452,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Tell me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure we owe the entire pitbull controversy today to Michael Vick. His arrest was huge, the racial subtext of it was huge, and accordingly there came a push among dog people to rescue pitbulls, both literally and from their public image as fighting dogs. This was 2007 - how many people ever talked about pitbulls before then? Such was how people outside the project or the trailer park began to adopt pit bulls, and how the culture of it all got to the point it is now.","attachment":null,"posted":1714895592},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4789479,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789452
>how many people ever talked about pitbulls before then?
Lots of people, zoom zoom","attachment":null,"posted":1714903530},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4789976,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789353
>Somewhere, a rabbi shed a tear of pride
jejin’
>>4789452
not really
this was known since before then
at best it just brought more attention to it","attachment":null,"posted":1714946942},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4790282,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789479
>>4789976
Nobody called them "velvet hippos" back then. I'm talking about the desperation among respectable dog owners to make them seem nice, that's what came out of Michael Vick. With these people, I attribute it to white guilt, then and now.","attachment":null,"posted":1714972519},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4791239,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789334
Small dogs are like that because most of them were bred to hunt rodents and other vermin by chasing them into their own burrows. Labs are just as dumb as shitbulls in my experience.
>>4789452
The Michael Vick arrest is indeed what psyoped white women into trying to "rescue" shitbulls en masse. Before that, you only ever really heard about them in a negative context. They were still associated with being fighting dogs rather than family pets.","attachment":null,"posted":1715095428},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4791242,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786496
>Do these insane pitfags only exist in America?
They exist in almost every single western country unfortunately. And it's not only pitfags that behave like that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715095878},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4791251,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786496
i think so but its probably just a few freaks worldwide, my uncles staffordshire nip at my cousin who was like 3, he took it to the vet and put it down because he knew it couldnt be around the family.","attachment":null,"posted":1715096667},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4791484,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784189
>pits get a bad rap for no reason
>no reason
bro...","attachment":null,"posted":1715115576},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4792066,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789349
>It wasn't it pit, it was an overlapping breed with 0.000000000001% different DNA!
Weird how this isn't an issue with other breed categories. Hound attacks must be under reported or something.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715182556850589.png","filename":"1702643976378610.png"},"posted":1715182556},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4792489,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792066
I had a friend whose lip got ripped in half by a Whippet. Nasty things","attachment":null,"posted":1715213888},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4792493,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792489
How did he not manage to fight off a whippet? They're 90% air.","attachment":null,"posted":1715213935},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4792569,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792493
It was a short little woman. She never stood a chance. That's why you should feel very nervous anytime you see a woman walking a dog that weighs more than 40 pounds. They're not actually in control","attachment":null,"posted":1715217318},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4792575,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792569
If you NEED physical force to control a dog, you're not in control of a dog.","attachment":null,"posted":1715217589},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4792590,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784185
That's true but once a pitbull snaps it's over. I was running in my neighborhood and this mini poodle bit my calf which surprisingly hurt like hell. Can't imagine what my leg would look like if it were a pitbull","attachment":null,"posted":1715218553},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4792593,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792575
Hence why most dogs need a collar and leash. I don't trust the average retard on the street to know what they're doing","attachment":null,"posted":1715218669},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4792672,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792569
>>4792593
Basically. If they sperg out it’ll practically drag them along with them","attachment":null,"posted":1715223672},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4792854,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792672
Yup. Love dogs but the gen pub is just too unpredictable. Have had too many close ones with either on or off leash","attachment":null,"posted":1715247720},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4792871,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792593
I'd more readily trust that a 100lb woman walking a collie on a loose leash and not struggling has more control over her dog than the biggest, buffest man you've ever seen having to hold his cane corso by its choke collar to stop it hurting itself when it pulls with all it's weight.","attachment":null,"posted":1715250045},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4792951,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784950
>Houndy smell
>Loud
>Not super interesting looking
>Disobedient
I like them but I understand why the average pet owner goes with a lab or golden instead.","attachment":null,"posted":1715268505},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4792983,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784189
When they bite they do not let go. wtf are you talking about?","attachment":null,"posted":1715271037},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4793011,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792871
Agreed","attachment":null,"posted":1715273693},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4793075,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792951
>Houndy smell
So they stink? Unfortunate","attachment":null,"posted":1715279964},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4793097,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789452
Most of those dogs have to be dead by now right? I heard that of those dogs only 2 had to be put down.","attachment":null,"posted":1715281923},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4793147,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785963
You can do worse. You can do better. I did a few months of training with a club and the general vibe on pits and bulldogs was that they are retardedly athletic but suck at obedience, the good ones on the sleeve still tend to be “brawlers” meaning they’ll lose interest if the decoy doesn’t fight back hard enough, and the bad ones are straight up garbage that some Jamal bred in his backyard and the dog aggression that comes with them is considered a massive headache for the club or competitive environment which is why none of them are competing at any serious level.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715285265379105.webm","filename":"1636157967509.webm"},"posted":1715285265},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4793700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792854
where tf do you live if you have many close calls with dogs?","attachment":null,"posted":1715356614},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4793704,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793147
There is so much trash in this world.","attachment":null,"posted":1715357226},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4793815,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789349
>>4789353
pibblepul","attachment":null,"posted":1715368970},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4793865,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793815
JEJ","attachment":null,"posted":1715371853},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4793895,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793700
I live in Haiti brother. Come visit sometime","attachment":null,"posted":1715375504},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794065,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793075
yeah their skin oil is pretty strong smelling, also any dog with excess skin and wrinkles is going to be prone to skin problems that also smells","attachment":null,"posted":1715391202},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794080,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793895
based on what's going on in Haiti right now I think I will pass","attachment":null,"posted":1715392423},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794208,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784185
>It's How You Raise Them","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715406217139479.webm","filename":"o_o.webm"},"posted":1715406217},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794226,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794208
What is wrong with white people?","attachment":null,"posted":1715408411},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794399,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793895
no one in their right mind would do that","attachment":null,"posted":1715440479},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794503,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794226
Tricked by Jews.","attachment":null,"posted":1715454990},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794517,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784185
Dogs should understand that children are not their friend or enemy, that they are meant to be left alone because it is something special to their owner, not them","attachment":null,"posted":1715456763},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794535,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm carrying a knife every day just in case a shitbull even comes close to one of my kids. It'll be bleeding out before even coming up with any ideas in its retard brain.","attachment":null,"posted":1715459715},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794599,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794399
Conan did","attachment":null,"posted":1715467413},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794628,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784185
>>4784189
>>4784745
>>4784865
>>4784867
>>4784885
>>4785102
>>4785256
>>4789347
>>4789349
>>4793147
>>4794208
Built to be SMASHED and SLAMMED with maximum BONEGIRTH and MISSION STRUCTURE","attachment":null,"posted":1715471413},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794664,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794535
I’m thinking based","attachment":null,"posted":1715476662},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794832,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784977
My yorkie is a rescue and he is very calm. He sometimes gets pissed at other dogs but that is understandable, he never attacked a human in his 15 years of life.","attachment":null,"posted":1715495749},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794861,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715501449593734.png","filename":"Untitldded-2.png"},"posted":1715501449},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794868,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785291
No because children are rough on dogs, you need something big and sturdy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715502877981483.png","filename":"5967142-034452ebcf0310d946a487bcdbf6e289.png"},"posted":1715502877},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794884,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794861
This fucker is the most lobotimised toadie I've seen yet","attachment":null,"posted":1715506829},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794885,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793147
Good boy","attachment":null,"posted":1715507043},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4794943,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794861
toadiebroz… how do we retvrn…?","attachment":null,"posted":1715517754},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4795015,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784185
Shit bull killed my cat so nah","attachment":null,"posted":1715524715},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4795017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795015
lots of dogs will kill cats. theyre prey animals like rabbits.","attachment":null,"posted":1715524939},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4795092,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795017
Most dogs however will not escalate from there and start munching on people and other animals","attachment":null,"posted":1715536527},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4795104,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795092
Pitbulls dont escalate from there, they are already at 100%. If a cat comes first it was just unlucky. Oftentimes a dog or a child is first.
Everything that doesnt move is food to a lab
Everything that moves is food to a pitbull
Simple stuff","attachment":null,"posted":1715538569},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4795112,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I like pitbull type dogs and think they are cute but I also wouldn't own one or let them near a kid.","attachment":null,"posted":1715539212},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4796907,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794208
Even the baby realizes it's in danger. What dumb ass parents, their literal baby is more aware than them lol.","attachment":null,"posted":1715725823},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4796918,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A nigger is still a nigger when raised by a white family. There's no raising that'll fix genetic predisposition. Do your part and kill every pitbull you see. I have killed 11 pitbulls and every time the law takes my side, I just tell them "that fucking mutt was being aggressive and tried attacking" and you'll be just fine.","attachment":null,"posted":1715726910},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4797285,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784871
Chucky trooned out??","attachment":null,"posted":1715789568},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4797286,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784867
At least she's rightfully afraid.","attachment":null,"posted":1715789647},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4797289,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789347
A cat can do this. Bid deal.","attachment":null,"posted":1715789822},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4797291,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789349
>maybe maybe maybe
So he's talking out of his ass, I see.","attachment":null,"posted":1715789883},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4797293,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Reminds of The Onion's:
>Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python","attachment":null,"posted":1715789903},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4797294,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797293","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715790056059263.png","filename":"LALALA.png"},"posted":1715790056},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4797297,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797293
>>4797294
Made me fucking lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715790177},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4797330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794868
Oh shiiiiit that's a fire collab. When do it drop","attachment":null,"posted":1715792444},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4797359,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797285
I’m pretty sure something like that did happen funnily enough","attachment":null,"posted":1715795564},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4797361,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796907
It’s a primal kind of realization. He doesn’t yet know what death is but he can still feel a vague sense of impending doom right around the corner and stays silent but alert in hopes of not drawing its attention. Scary stuff.","attachment":null,"posted":1715795662},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4797363,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796918
pretty much
nature will be nature","attachment":null,"posted":1715795722},{"board":"an","thread":4784185,"pid":4797701,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794861
SMASHED
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{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778197,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I believe it's possible to accurately guess characteristics/traits of somebody by their favorite animal
For example,
>If their favorite animal is a fox, they're a furry
>If it's a wolf, they were the weird kid in school
>Horse, they want to be dicked down by a horse
>Cat, they're feminine or a woman
>Dog, they're very basic
What do you think? What are some other examples?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713705682312362.png","filename":"1713345621569631.png"},"posted":1713705682},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778204,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Ah, yes, my favorite femboy writer","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713705903818468.jpg","filename":"H._P._Lovecraft,_June_1934.jpg"},"posted":1713705903},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778206,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778204
Indeed.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713706243425807.jpg","filename":"1000009294.jpg"},"posted":1713706243},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778209,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Do Guinea pig","attachment":null,"posted":1713706667},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778289,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778209
brown","attachment":null,"posted":1713712584},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778339,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
If their favorite animal is any bird they're all of these","attachment":null,"posted":1713716009},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778353,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Any reptile - potential serial kiĺler","attachment":null,"posted":1713717128},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778359,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Dog - gigachad
Dog and cat - gigachad
Cat - autist
Most of the "cat people" in this image also had dogs.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713717423695360.jpg","filename":"f1669263015529.jpg"},"posted":1713717423},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778360,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778359
Lenin had a dog and a cat
Confirmed based","attachment":null,"posted":1713717549},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778374,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Sub 100 iq thread for children","attachment":null,"posted":1713718571},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778360
That would be a knock against them if anything","attachment":null,"posted":1713725058},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713727296445494.jpg","filename":"image.jpg"},"posted":1713727296},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My favourite animal is marmot what am I?","attachment":null,"posted":1713728639},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778500,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778498
Autistic","attachment":null,"posted":1713728692},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778500
why?","attachment":null,"posted":1713729602},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778551,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197 shut your fucking face about fox enjoyers ok","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713732096896552.jpg","filename":"1667348410783065.jpg"},"posted":1713732096},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Fish and reptile
Ether autistic antisocial relating to the expressionless animals or beast tamer chud archetype","attachment":null,"posted":1713733026},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4778683,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'd describe myself as a millipede enthusiast","attachment":null,"posted":1713740171},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4779040,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778551
Come on you know it's true
/fox/ is full of furries and foxes are by far the most common fursona","attachment":null,"posted":1713795315},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4779042,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I like black bears.","attachment":null,"posted":1713795459},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4779266,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
>cat, they dont care about other lifeforms","attachment":null,"posted":1713818473},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4779335,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778209
easy, disfunctional family and/or home environment","attachment":null,"posted":1713823190},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4779375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Octopus? (Not into hentai, just think theyre cool)","attachment":null,"posted":1713828497},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4779377,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778204
Lovecraft was a huge fuckin' loser for his entire life my man","attachment":null,"posted":1713828602},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4779408,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779375
You were bullied in highschool.","attachment":null,"posted":1713832785},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4779416,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Marlon Brando wasn't gay, he fucked everything","attachment":null,"posted":1713833378},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4779424,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Rat","attachment":null,"posted":1713834142},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4780444,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Ferrets","attachment":null,"posted":1713944475},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4780446,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779040
True, the Ur-furry was a fox.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713944758684559.jpg","filename":"robin-hood-1973.jpg"},"posted":1713944758},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4780471,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Bird chads win again","attachment":null,"posted":1713949180},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4780475,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Do me","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713949781577587.jpg","filename":"shoebill03.jpg"},"posted":1713949781},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4780691,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
do me:
epaulette shark","attachment":null,"posted":1713977704},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4780737,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Okapi?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713981470280103.jpg","filename":"okapi.jpg"},"posted":1713981470},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4780899,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780737","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713990405373790.jpg","filename":"7e3d3d0bec4760ee220b0887965c3f92.jpg"},"posted":1713990405},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4780915,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780899
They aren't really that obscure. Pretty much every zoo has one.","attachment":null,"posted":1713991122},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4780993,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780475
coomer","attachment":null,"posted":1713996066},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4781394,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Probably not. My cousin has a lion tattoo and he's vegan.","attachment":null,"posted":1714039429},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4781439,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780899
lol","attachment":null,"posted":1714044634},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4781862,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779424
>Rat
You like watching a certain streamer waste thousands on gambling sites","attachment":null,"posted":1714081312},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4781866,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778488
King.","attachment":null,"posted":1714081582},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4782056,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Binturong? :)","attachment":null,"posted":1714093645},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4782065,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Autism. The "I can accurate describe your personality based on the date and time when you were born!" Animal edition. Go outside and talk to people, covid is over buddy...","attachment":null,"posted":1714094863},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4782093,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779335
Explain.","attachment":null,"posted":1714097644},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4782518,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Whats with /an/ and hating cats?","attachment":null,"posted":1714152840},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4782844,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Most simultaneously attractive and evil person I met adored snakes. Real Eve in the garden shit.","attachment":null,"posted":1714154559},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4782850,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782518
cats are an environmental disaster, /an/ is supposed to care about nature","attachment":null,"posted":1714154745},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4782854,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782850
Cats are an environmental disaster like carbon is. Carbon isn't doing shit, it's the specific way humans are putting carbon in the environment in combination with other activities that disrupt it.
If you stop letting the cats out, stop feeding them, and pick up the trash, the feral cat population totally vanishes. Once someone did an experiment in the australian outback to determine how invasive cats were. There was a fence, and on one side of the fence, farmers shot dingos and said "no, these are wild dogs not real dingos, actually dingos are a very established invasive species and totally threaten native animals! we should kill even more dingos!". On the other side of the fence, the dingos were left alone, and few people lived.
On the dingo side, the 'invasive' cat population totally vanished for years, only reappearing sporadically, for no clear reason except maybe, someones unfixed cats escaped.","attachment":null,"posted":1714155015},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4782857,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782854
>shoot the cats predator
>release cats "because they will get rid of the mice"
>now you have tons of cats and tons of mice
>keep doing this despite persistent proof the cats have never gotten rid of mice and population surveys show the mouse population actually continues growing
human logic","attachment":null,"posted":1714155327},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4782999,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782518
Newfag tourist that don't know 4chan is a cat website","attachment":null,"posted":1714171653},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4783123,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782518
influx of dog “people” that feel they need to wage a console war","attachment":null,"posted":1714179134},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4783128,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
My favorite is the Gibbon.
What's my horoscope, OP?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714179273579151.webm","filename":"1666405687337.webm"},"posted":1714179273},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4784994,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"man what if I like horses but don’t want to end up like Mr hands?
there’s gotta be something more to it, someone said people who like horses are stubborn","attachment":null,"posted":1714397278},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4785004,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782518
/an/ is a bird board, and cats are a disaster for us the planet. Plus their owners are either NPC tier normals or complete fucking weirdos. Basically cats need to go extinct is all.","attachment":null,"posted":1714399278},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4785007,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
my fav is tapir wtf am i","attachment":null,"posted":1714399624},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4785010,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782518
Cat-haters are under the impression that all Cat Enjoyers let their cats outside and don't clean their litterbox because they've met a few disgusting individuals who are like that, and because Cat-haters have the brain of a toddler, they can't even begin to think of a world in which their limited experiences aren't universal.
And so they project onto all Cat Enjoyers their short-sighted expectations and refuse to acknowledge reason and logic. That is, that litterboxes don't smell if you're not a disgusting person, and that reasonable Cat Enjoyers don't let their cats outside. And these are facts that the smooth-brained Cat-Hating individuals physically cannot comprehend.
And, even the unique Cat-Hater who can comprehend such facts, simply refuses to because their narcissistic tendencies encourage the rush of attention and adrenaline they get from being a huge contrarian. 'Other people like cats and understand that they are inherently clean creatures? Well *I* don't and *I* think they're gross and disgusting and dirty because *I* am a very special and unique little boy and more special and unique than everyone else because *I* think differently!'.","attachment":null,"posted":1714400212},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4785016,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785010
To add further evidence to the contrarianism of Cat-Haters, their primary sticking point is that it's 'unhygenic' to have an animal poop in a box in your home. Aside from the fact that you should be cleaning your floors and surfaces if you have any animal living inside, this isn't exactly a bad point. However, us logical individuals know that these contrarians are insincere and don't actually believe what they're saying because almost every pet you can possibly own poops in a box in your home in some form or another. Birds, reptiles, indoor rabbits, small mammals etc. And contrarians will argue that 'it doesn't smell as bad as cat shit', which proves they're insincere, since unclean bird, rabbit and reptile homes stink like shit. They may also argue that it isn't as unhygenic because 'birds and reptiles etc don't track litter and shit throughout your house' which is another lie since normal pet owners let their small pets have time outside their cage/viv every day.
All this to prove that the vitriolic cat hate on/AN is from midwit, low-iq individuals who can't see past their own nose, or narcissistic contrarians who think they're special for disliking an animal for reasons that aren't actually reasons.
So don't pay them much mind.","attachment":null,"posted":1714401074},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4785020,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785010
>Cat-haters are under the impression that all Cat Enjoyers let their cats outside and don't clean their litterbox
tldr didnt read your schizo essay past this but this is most cat owners just like most dog owners leave their dog in the backyard to get dirty and bark 24/7 while they're at work
the sole difference occurs on /an/, where the dog owners are autists who work from home and mostly prefer huskies, gsds, and collies which dont really smell bad and aren't very aggressive especially if trained, but the cat owners dont really change because the same kind of autist that keep a really clean and quiet dog is closely related to the kind of autist that wanted a cat so they'd have more time to play video games, which leads to:
most cat owners on /an/ staunchly defend letting their cat out and insist the litterbox does not need scooped daily or cleaned weekly.
but it does.","attachment":null,"posted":1714402003},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4785071,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785020
>most cat owners on /an/ staunchly defend letting their cat out and insist the litterbox does not need scooped daily or cleaned weekly.
This is further proof of the insincerity of the Cat-Hating low-iq individuals on /an. Most of the Cat Enjoyers advocate for indoor cats only, and cleaning your litterbox as often as possible. And I know this because I can read. This is provable across all threads up right now.
Cat-Haters have to make things up for their arguments to hold any amount of water.","attachment":null,"posted":1714407273},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4785073,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785071
I saw a lot of unnecessary capitalization so I didn't read this post, sorry.","attachment":null,"posted":1714407351},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4785092,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778353
Reptiles are mostly just the autist animal. Everyone knows spiders are the serial killer favorite","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714408216793932.jpg","filename":"Stranger-Things-4-Volume-2-Henry-Creel-Vecna-Drawing-Spider-1545763917.jpg"},"posted":1714408216},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787267,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Monitor Lizard?","attachment":null,"posted":1714627200},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787269,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Dolphins or other marine life?","attachment":null,"posted":1714627358},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787273,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Rats?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714627760244251.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240501_003054_Instagram.jpg"},"posted":1714627760},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787275,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785020
Cleaning litterboxes is for peasants","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714627872005140.jpg","filename":"Litter-Robot-Open-Air-Review-self-cleaning-litter-box-1-Ragdoll-cat-Casper-2267420571.jpg"},"posted":1714627872},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787658,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785092
But that's a tick","attachment":null,"posted":1714671510},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787680,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Armadillo?","attachment":null,"posted":1714673782},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787926,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My favorite is raccoon, what does that say?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714699696237463.jpg","filename":"FlDuyLOXkAIJF0a.jpg"},"posted":1714699696},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787929,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"For me? It's the humble Tapir.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714700126331501.jpg","filename":"Tapir smug grin.jpg"},"posted":1714700126},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779377
And yet he didn't have a pet wolf named niggerman","attachment":null,"posted":1714701990},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778289
Unironically true for me","attachment":null,"posted":1714702191},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787954,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787929
pige :D","attachment":null,"posted":1714702507},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787980,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Not reading the thread.
>bear
What does that say?","attachment":null,"posted":1714705049},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4787981,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778571
>beast tamer chud archetype
What is this?","attachment":null,"posted":1714705109},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4788026,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787929
the uggo tapir more like","attachment":null,"posted":1714709864},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4788027,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787981
exactly what it sounds like","attachment":null,"posted":1714709925},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4788044,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788027
I literally cannot fathom it.
Please, anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1714712657},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4788478,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788044","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714762861262863.jpg","filename":"IMG_4512.jpg"},"posted":1714762861},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4789508,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Analyse this: Jellyfish","attachment":null,"posted":1714906995},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4789552,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
I like gibbons, guess my personality.","attachment":null,"posted":1714914063},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4789571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Echidna.","attachment":null,"posted":1714916896},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4789573,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778353
Only goes for snake owners","attachment":null,"posted":1714916969},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4789576,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788478
KEK
Golden, thanks anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1714917487},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4789586,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782518
Cat owners have been linked to schizophrenia
Case in point:
>>4785010
>>4785016
>>4785071","attachment":null,"posted":1714918809},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4790224,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
I like cats and donkeys because they obviously have distinct personalities and levels of intelligence between individuals.
How donkeys have been the default example of all philosophers defending the vision of animals as flesh machines truly baffles me.","attachment":null,"posted":1714961971},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4792544,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715216338831279.png","filename":"image.png"},"posted":1715216338},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4792574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789586
>cat hate on/AN is from midwit, low-iq individuals who can't see past their own nose, or narcissistic contrarians who think they're special for disliking an animal for reasons that aren't actually reasons.
This has yet to be disproved.","attachment":null,"posted":1715217479},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4792663,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792574
and it never will be (for obvious reasons)","attachment":null,"posted":1715223007},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794039,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715389244578169.png","filename":"wawa_froggy.png"},"posted":1715389244},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
I like deep sea fish
>oarfish
>anglerfish
>all the weird cnidarians/ctenophores
>octopuses and squid
>etc.
How can you pick just one?
Koalas are also cool
>>4790224
donkeyfags are my favorite people on the planet","attachment":null,"posted":1715389963},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785004
The weak will perish by the claws of the strong. You sound like a coward with an inferiority complex.","attachment":null,"posted":1715421684},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794291,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778359
>completely unprompted dogfag seething
every time","attachment":null,"posted":1715422148},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794293,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782518
It's mostly a couple of birdfucker schizos trying to stir shit and then the naturally obedient dog owners join in","attachment":null,"posted":1715422390},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794294,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785016
>every pet you can possibly own poops in a box in your home in some form or another
Dogfags literally just let them shit in their backyard and leave it to fester and stink up the whole neighborhood","attachment":null,"posted":1715422516},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794652,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
I like snakes, not because of some fetish or for attention, but because they are just cute","attachment":null,"posted":1715475097},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794867,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Well, If I said my favorite animal was a pigeon, what would you gauge?","attachment":null,"posted":1715502682},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794869,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
what if you have multiple favorites? what if you like a specific GROUP of animals? this needs more specifics.
I like the bulls/rams of most Bovid species, Bison especially since they're essentially impossible to tame. cheetahs are another favorite. I'm assuming extinct Archosaurs don't count? I've got cats and I WOULD have a dog if I had time and space for one (hell, I'd have a small farm but I live in kikeworld so that isn't happening for a while). dogs are cool. I also used to keep aquariums when I had the space.
>>4782857
aren't cats in the outback attaining absurd sizes due to having next to no competition and tons of prey? or is that just sensationalism?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715503497284218.webm","filename":"1710749887771901.webm"},"posted":1715503497},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794876,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794294
>shit inside is better than shit outside
catfaggots everyone","attachment":null,"posted":1715504876},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794877,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715505057535970.jpg","filename":"1448446699641.jpg"},"posted":1715505057},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794914,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783128
You like little gremlin things and goblin aesthetics. You are the male equivalent of a woman who obsess over chibi things, but instead of ooooing or awwwwing you are imagining Zach Hadel noises dubbed over videos like those gibbons","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715513358351820.png","filename":"1686309223338170.png"},"posted":1715513358},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794922,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794869
holy cow! cat cow! :O","attachment":null,"posted":1715514949},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4794958,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
I like parrots. I keep a pair of sun conures.","attachment":null,"posted":1715518946},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4795065,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Mine is the manatee, psychoanalyze me","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715532439143041.jpg","filename":"Manatee.jpg"},"posted":1715532439},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4795095,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
T-Rex","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715536850090608.jpg","filename":"IMG_1285.jpg"},"posted":1715536850},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4795121,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Frogs!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715540037719736.gif","filename":"1710314493513782.gif"},"posted":1715540037},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4795246,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795095
Autism, but based","attachment":null,"posted":1715554892},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4795278,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794877
>posts a pic of several stumps
Sir, this is the animal board. Not the stump board.","attachment":null,"posted":1715559382},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4795310,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794876
My cat shits outside","attachment":null,"posted":1715561570},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4795453,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795095
based
>>4795121
based and ‘otsubapilled","attachment":null,"posted":1715574300},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4795604,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795310
So youre youre no better than the festering shit dogfaggot","attachment":null,"posted":1715596223},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4796753,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795065
we probably wouldn’t get along, most likely a political centrist and fatass","attachment":null,"posted":1715712545},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4796786,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i like bnuies what about me","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715714511732720.jpg","filename":"1711207012822717.jpg"},"posted":1715714511},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4796861,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
What's a velvet worm liker then, anon?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715719965571209.jpg","filename":"r577882_3613041.jpg"},"posted":1715719965},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4796959,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
what if its a sheep","attachment":null,"posted":1715733745},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4797074,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796786
You post on the g-fur threads on /b/","attachment":null,"posted":1715749638},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4797076,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796786
Why don’t you just get a heavier weight instead of pasting rabbits to it?","attachment":null,"posted":1715749779},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4797091,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Tyrannomothafuckingsaurus","attachment":null,"posted":1715753145},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4797158,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
>Horse, they want to be dicked down by a horse
Not true. Some of us want to dick down a mare","attachment":null,"posted":1715767393},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4797160,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
Do the pige","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715767840957559.jpg","filename":"1685250720889657.jpg"},"posted":1715767840},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4797261,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797160
Nice photoshop.","attachment":null,"posted":1715786219},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4797401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796861
A patrician.
>>4797160
Would. All of them. (Not the pig)","attachment":null,"posted":1715798141},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4797404,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797401
>Not the pig
t. low test beta","attachment":null,"posted":1715798384},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4797412,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797160
>when your gf takes a beach selfie with her much hotter friends","attachment":null,"posted":1715798637},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4797419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778197
can confirm, I like cats and I'm a faggot bottom","attachment":null,"posted":1715798884},{"board":"an","thread":4778197,"pid":4797659,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797404
Look man, that’s way too much pork for my hog","attachment":null,"posted":1715817344}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4737564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Any anteater chads here? What do you feed them? Any special needs?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709139049377111.jpg","filename":"1671987938_www-funnyart-club-p-muraved-smeshnoi-kartinki-35.jpg"},"posted":1709139049},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4737568,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737564
yeh they eat ants. Its in the name. ant-eater","attachment":null,"posted":1709139580},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4737583,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737564
That's a tamandua they will eat beefs and rices + some fruits","attachment":null,"posted":1709141297},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4737589,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737564
Are you asking if anyone owns one? Is that even legal??","attachment":null,"posted":1709141632},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4737604,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737589
It's a fucking cat with a snout, how can it be illegal?","attachment":null,"posted":1709142381},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4737681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You have to be careful or they'll end up clawing through your electrical cabinet in their insatiable search for ants.","attachment":null,"posted":1709151021},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4737710,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737604
They grow bigger than cats and have some powerful claws anon","attachment":null,"posted":1709152948},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4737736,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737564
Bruh how is it that in America you can just own anything that breaths and keep it as a pet
Or yeah nearly anything since 1865","attachment":null,"posted":1709154068},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4738494,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737710
They don't grow bigger.","attachment":null,"posted":1709241963},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4738712,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737736
Those weren't pets those were draft animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1709264866},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4740441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4738494
there's a few different species
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_anteater
they're absolutely capable of fucking you up considering they kill jaguars in the wild.","attachment":null,"posted":1709506451},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4740448,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737736
You actually really can't. Anything that's threatened or endangered anywhere is verboten, every state has their own blacklist as well, and basically anything that's capable of harming a human requires licensure - yes, even dogs in most states, though enforcement is lax. Plus anything that australia puts on their "do not export" list gets outlawed, even if it's shit like the various agamas that are both ridiculously common in Aus and very unlikely to become invasive for various reasons.
You can hit them with your car, etc.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709506840944553.jpg","filename":"associations.jpg"},"posted":1709506840},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4740454,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?","attachment":null,"posted":1709507524},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4740767,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4740448
We have exceptions for captive bred animals. The world is not Australia.","attachment":null,"posted":1709542133},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4740797,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737681
They only do that if they lack enrichment. You can buy them fake little electrical cabinet replicas to destroy if you have to leave them alone for any span of time.","attachment":null,"posted":1709549002},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4740830,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4740441
Does that look like a giant anteater to you?","attachment":null,"posted":1709556588},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4740910,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4740830
looks like a giant anteater that has yet to grow bigger","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709566017767499.jpg","filename":"you_retard.jpg"},"posted":1709566017},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4741812,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737736
You can’t own shit in America I have a few ducks and i keep them on the low so I don’t have to file for permits and shit.","attachment":null,"posted":1709662466},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4741905,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4740910
Why do their forearms look like pandas","attachment":null,"posted":1709670493},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4741909,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4740910
pretty sure that’s one of the smaller south american anteater’s which do not grow bigger","attachment":null,"posted":1709670855},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4742011,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4741905
why do their legs look like cher","attachment":null,"posted":1709682512},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4743030,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4740910
OP's pic is probably this one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_tamandua","attachment":null,"posted":1709825324},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4743043,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4743030
here is a video of one having fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NlvlhfE2h0","attachment":null,"posted":1709827301},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4744436,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737564
>What do you feed them?
lol","attachment":null,"posted":1709972442},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4744441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4740910
its a tamandua, theres 3 types. Giant, tamandua and silky","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709973682074208.png","filename":"annea and the fox.png"},"posted":1709973682},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4744466,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4744441
The battle of forbidden cats","attachment":null,"posted":1709982222},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4746864,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710236060611167.png","filename":"crafty annea.png"},"posted":1710236060},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4748785,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4746864
Smug cunt","attachment":null,"posted":1710456520},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4748983,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710476095917090.jpg","filename":"annea on the top.jpg"},"posted":1710476095},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750104,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737604
it's not you retard
if you keep wild animals as pets, government officials come and take it away
at least in my country","attachment":null,"posted":1710597657},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750109,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737604
cat","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710598052862242.webm","filename":"kitty.webm"},"posted":1710598052},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750116,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750104
Sucks living in a totalitarian shithole.","attachment":null,"posted":1710599382},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750124,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4740448
>Anything that's threatened or endangered anywhere is verboten
This is the most retarded thing.
>This animal is endangered and must be protected from going extinct.
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BREED ENDANGERED ANIMALS TO EXPLODE THEIR POPULATION AND KEEP THEM AS PETS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bison were rescued from the edge of extinction by bison farmers. They probably would be extinct today if it had been made illegal to eat them.","attachment":null,"posted":1710599690},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750146,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750109
Dem kung fu moves though","attachment":null,"posted":1710600898},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750159,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750109
>Bro your cat looks kinda retarded. Is it ok?","attachment":null,"posted":1710601444},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750164,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750124
We can follow your logic after systematically destroying the traditional chinese witchcraft trade. The great leap backward and the cultural devolution were a disaster for nature and make a few british fucks with tiger rugs look tame.
Essentially, lifting these laws would make anything but outright no-trade-or-migration-with-china laws unenforceable and the list would quickly grow to all their cash-hungry lacky countries. Its easier to just run zoos that are allowed to breed endangered or captured animals and arrest everyone else (and their source too)","attachment":null,"posted":1710601805},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750212,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750164
Nah. The solution for every endangered animal is to make a resilient feral population outside it’s native context. Koalas should be a menace on eucalyptus groves globally until they learn how to knock over bins and eat trash at night. Then put the weird ones that eat trash near tourists to make them even worse. Then we send their supercharged descendants back to Australia.","attachment":null,"posted":1710605610},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750285,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750109
These things can kill you btw","attachment":null,"posted":1710611126},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750320,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750285
It’s easy to how. That video shows how surprisingly agile and quickly they are","attachment":null,"posted":1710612980},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750349,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750285
that's why they're placating him with belly rubs from a cute asian girl (assuming, could be latina or something i guess).","attachment":null,"posted":1710614871},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750830,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750285
Jaguars don't fuck with them because they can easily kill a jaguar. But they're incredibly chill and only attack when harmed, so no, they can't kill you unless you try to kill it first.","attachment":null,"posted":1710674805},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750831,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750285
I want some Redditor to go to Brazil to cuddle "le epic floof" only to get disembowelled on camera","attachment":null,"posted":1710674915},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750834,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Dalí was an anteater chad.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710675037044341.png","filename":"pasted-image-0-2-1.png"},"posted":1710675037},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750876,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750834
What is that it’s drinking off the floor","attachment":null,"posted":1710679805},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750886,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750876
Ants","attachment":null,"posted":1710680746},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4750887,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750349
Shockingly, Brazil has a lot of Japanese people.","attachment":null,"posted":1710680904},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4752963,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750109
Scary","attachment":null,"posted":1710938590},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4753313,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750285
t. ant","attachment":null,"posted":1710977151},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4753547,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710990353857584.jpg","filename":"baby anteater miami zoo.jpg"},"posted":1710990353},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4754732,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750109
Thought this thing had 2 heads for a second","attachment":null,"posted":1711137370},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4754747,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"its nose is a benis lol","attachment":null,"posted":1711138930},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4756056,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Anteater if he small","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711307671283312.jpg","filename":"Silky_Anteater.jpg"},"posted":1711307671},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4757327,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"is it true these things can piss like 15 feet","attachment":null,"posted":1711423790},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4757654,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737564
Why are they like this? Is it autism?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711435378407688.jpg","filename":"200803130950.jpg"},"posted":1711435378},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4757724,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4757654
That's a gnome","attachment":null,"posted":1711450463},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4757899,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4757724
those are real??","attachment":null,"posted":1711470261},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759313,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4757327
No, it pisses piss","attachment":null,"posted":1711614521},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759346,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4757327
Nope, that's porcupines.","attachment":null,"posted":1711618828},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759355,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737583
Anon, that's a cat.","attachment":null,"posted":1711620069},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759369,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750116
You are one that's living in a shithole. Anteaters are protected species.","attachment":null,"posted":1711622317},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759385,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4757899
What's more likely to exist, gnomes (existence documented in many cultures around the world) or some supposed biological vacuum cleaner that solely subsists on tiny ants?","attachment":null,"posted":1711626799},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759396,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4759385
when you put it like that…","attachment":null,"posted":1711628343},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759531,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4759369
Anteaters don't live in any country with a high HDI, thirdie-kun.","attachment":null,"posted":1711644775},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759532,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4759385
Gnomes aren't even a folkloric creature, they are an OC of an early modern Swiss pseudoscientist called Paracelsus.","attachment":null,"posted":1711644836},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759584,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750834
Dali was a fascist","attachment":null,"posted":1711650635},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759670,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737564
OK..","attachment":null,"posted":1711660012},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759671,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737564
OK..","attachment":null,"posted":1711660026},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759672,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737564
OK..","attachment":null,"posted":1711660059},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4759727,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750109
holy shit it doesnt even look real when it moves around. it doesnt look like a real animal. its like a manga creature from a fantasy world.","attachment":null,"posted":1711666160},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760259,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4759584
Dali was an attention whore above all else. All of the egdy statements he made in support of fascism, Hitler, universal enslavement of all Africans, misogyny, violence towards children, he did to foment outrage and use it to promote himself. And it worked. Nobody remembers his edgelord attitude nowadays, but everybody remembers him and his works.","attachment":null,"posted":1711739261},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760326,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760259
>There was no reason for me to stop telling one and all that to me Hitler embodied the perfect image of the great masochist who would unleash a world war solely for the pleasure of losing and burying himself beneath the rubble. I have often dreamed of Hitler as a woman. He turned me on in the highest.","attachment":null,"posted":1711742996},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760333,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4759584
And Picasso was a communist. Your point being?","attachment":null,"posted":1711743295},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760334,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4759532
Paracelsus was a cool bastard","attachment":null,"posted":1711743356},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760345,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760333
Nearly every single modern artist was a communist of some kind, this is hardly breaking news.","attachment":null,"posted":1711744264},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760378,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760345
And nearly everyone from the early 20th century and before was some flavor of ‘fascist’ when going by modern standards","attachment":null,"posted":1711745910},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760393,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760378
Dude, modern artists lived in the early XXth century.
>and before
Fascism =/= authoritarianism","attachment":null,"posted":1711747117},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760345
Yes thats why they hate it when people with actual skill and taste earn fame and when humans follow their inborn beauty standards. Contribution to society scares commies almost as much as normal and ideal human behavior for some reason.","attachment":null,"posted":1711747477},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760408,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760401
Picasso could draw better classical portraits than any of the Nazi artists, he just thought it was boring and added nothing to the canon of fine art. He painted this one as a child.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711748163840492.jpg","filename":"sciencde-and-charity-e1535002340741.jpg"},"posted":1711748163},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760427,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760408
instead he decided to detract from fine art by showcasing mental illness, the degeneration of the human condition into something that is neither the hardy ape nor the industrious and athletic natural state of man
Fuck him and fuck modern art. Modern art is literally the hatred of nature, natural concepts, natural order, natural law, and natural tendencies. The modernist declares these fallacious because they are because they are.","attachment":null,"posted":1711749411},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760430,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760427
Everything wrought by humans is a part of nature simply because humans are. If you don't accept this thesis, then anything you declare the "natural order" is an arbitrary definition based solely on your personal biases and preferences. Art is pretty unnatural in the first place, you know. Whether it strives to reflect or defy reality, it remains wholly artificial.","attachment":null,"posted":1711750002},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760393
> Dude, modern artists lived in the early XXth century.
>nearly everyone
> Fascism =/= authoritarianism
Correct. Not always agreed upon unfortunately. Hope you feel the same about the other regimes at the time with amazingly similar views and beliefs to the actual ‘fascists’ as well as before.","attachment":null,"posted":1711751123},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760451,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760430
>t. another midwit that doesn't understand what nature actually means
Ugly is not beautiful. Sorry bud.","attachment":null,"posted":1711751822},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4759584
>>4760259
>>4760326
>>4760333
>>4760334
>>4760345
>>4760378
>>4760393
>>4760401
>>4760408
>>4760427
>>4760430
>>4760441
Anteaters?","attachment":null,"posted":1711753001},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760477,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760451
So are you talking about aesthetic appeal or the natural order? Because nature is full of things that most people would consider very ugly. Make up your mind.","attachment":null,"posted":1711753513},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4760488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760477
>He doesn't know
Human beauty standards are "natural" in that they refer heavily to health and basic evolutionary fitness. Like symmetrical faces, which correlate strongly with good nutrition and a lack of mental illness, and are something we NATURALLY strive towards having NATURALLY. Natural typically means things that arise via natural processes of selection rather than midwit musings and idealist garbage. ie: THCa is a natural compound with function in controlling cell death and repelling pests in the hemp plant. The psychoactive, decarboxylated form is typically unnatural due to the foolish intervention of humans adding heat.
Most people typically understand natural to also be normally, but not necessarily, superior, because something that is natural has most likely been subject to natural selection for enough time to prove its worth in aiding the survival of a species. Most, but not all, natural things are the best option available for whatever problem they solve.
ie: Most people agree that intra-specific empathy is a NATURAL trait of human beings. It is therefore most likely, but not necessarily, a superior trait in most situations.
Incorrect beauty standards or a conscious resistance to correct (natural) beauty standards could be construed as an attempt to select against health and for mental illness.","attachment":null,"posted":1711754028},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761032,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760488
The prevailing beauty standards are anything but natural. In fact, they seem to go directly against the basic principles of nature, regardless of the gender. Women prefer bulky and muscular dudes, but bulking up is a horrible strategy from the evolutionary standpoint. It involves wasting amounts of time, effort and resources on something that's perfectly useless for survival. You can't really get more unnatural as a man than a bodybuilder. The women suffer from the opposite extreme. They starve themselves half to death to appeal to the male preference for slender, graceful females. Mother Nature would weep tears of blood if she could see it... or would she?
It turns out that animals across every clade sexually select for traits that are not only utterly worthless for survival, but are often actively harmful to it. Peacock tails are the textbook example of that. They may look pretty to humans and to their own females, but they make the lives of male peacocks short and brutal. Not only do they prevent them from flying well, they also serve as magnets for the predators due to their visibility from a large distance. Not even humans have beauty standards as detrimental to their survival as that.
Now, you would either have to concede that such a thing as "natural beauty standards" doesn't really exist, or accuse the peacocks of being degenerate commies out to destroy the natural order of things.","attachment":null,"posted":1711815358},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761036,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761032
>Women prefer bulky and muscular dudes
Women actually prefer lanky and wiry men, every time this is studied. They want a tall man who is naturally muscular but not ripped and has physical traits indicating lifelong health and sufficient virility. It's men that prefer bulky and muscular lantern jawed dudes because that's how they select warriors to ally with - people who show natural and conscious inclinations towards violence against other humans. Intra-tribal competition is a natural part of humanity so we have two ideal male types, the provider (wiry, tall man) and the warrior (stockier, more muscular, hones himself for murder).
>Women starve themselves to death
To honestly signal their fecundity by emphasizing wide hips and naturally supple breasts rather than false signaling via weight gain. Women who get married and become reproductively active typically gain weight. This is the natural female beauty cycle.","attachment":null,"posted":1711815660},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760467
anteaters","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711815690942316.jpg","filename":"257104.jpg"},"posted":1711815690},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761040,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761036
>Women who get married and become reproductively active typically gain weight.
And then get dumped together with their kid because their husbands couldn't get it up with a fat sow. This is the natural female beauty cycle in a ghetto. Elsewhere, women continue taking good care of themselves after childbirth.","attachment":null,"posted":1711816413},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761042,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761040
Historically married women had an appreciable layer of fat and people fucking loved it. They weren't cows, they were genuinely curvy.
The universal anorexia thing is super new and created by capitalist mind control","attachment":null,"posted":1711816678},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761049,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761042
>Historically married women had an appreciable layer of fat and people fucking loved it. They weren't cows, they were genuinely curvy.
Correct. Women need a certain amount of body fat anyway in order to have proper working hormones and for heathy pregnancy.
>The universal anorexia thing is super new and created by capitalist mind control
Seems more like a commie thing","attachment":null,"posted":1711817520},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761055,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761049
Communists do it accidentally because their system doesnt actually work with industrial society (or atheism, marx himself must be removed for a communist economy to function), capitalists do it on purpose to sell weight loss scams because their system works too well with industrial society.
Wait, anteaters?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711818140987286.jpg","filename":"download.jpg"},"posted":1711818140},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761061,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761049
>>4761055
People who have actually lived in post-communist countries all remember morbidly obese grannies, sales clerks, waitresses etc. Obesity is a sign of poverty, not wealth, as it's the consequence of unhealthy diets with a prevalence of bread, cereal, spaghetti and other cheap sources of quick carbs. Besides, it's much easier for a woman to gain weight than to lose it.","attachment":null,"posted":1711818560},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761085,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761055
>>4761061
actually the joke is that they’re hungry and starving :)","attachment":null,"posted":1711821028},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761099,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">see that anteater thread gained a bunch most posts
>enter thread, expecting more anteater content
>it's this shit
:(","attachment":null,"posted":1711821872},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761127,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761099
Cute anteater content, buddy","attachment":null,"posted":1711826710},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761158,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760488
The great joke is that nature is much weirder than humans can even imagine. Like the alien species we come up with in science fiction stories are child's play compared to what some animals are like on this very planet.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711829966952456.webm","filename":"1674132681281879.webm"},"posted":1711829966},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761177,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737736
nah you really can’t. my dream animal is verboten even though they’re really easy to keep and domesticated, because if it escaped it’d become an non-native invasive species.","attachment":null,"posted":1711833044},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761269,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4740448
Sometime around 2012 in Bangor Maine a couple got in trouble for having a wallaby.
The state finally issued them a permit and required them to build a 6 foot fence (required a building permit), give it a rabies shot every year (special expensive shots imported from a breeder in New Jersey), get it neutered (so it can't breed with other wallabies and become an invasive species in fucking Maine), build a shelter within the fenced area (also required a building permit), and it MUST be on a leash any time it's not in the fenced area or inside their house.
Ohh and of course they had to pay some fines.","attachment":null,"posted":1711842404},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761333,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761127
i am the main character/protagonist of this board, you all exist to post content i enjoy. time to start acting like it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711849568792910.jpg","filename":"hello ladies.jpg"},"posted":1711849568},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761477,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761333
>filename
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1711860610},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761478,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761158
what the fuck is that?? mutant deer??","attachment":null,"posted":1711860672},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761593,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761478
Wojak deer.
Fact #1: they are scavengers who eat corpses and have fangs specialised for that purpose.
Fact #2: they have the fewest chromosomes of any mammal and, in fact, fewer than a fly.","attachment":null,"posted":1711880851},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761672,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761593
Muntjac, not Wojak.","attachment":null,"posted":1711891049},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761678,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761672
You don't say?!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711892183245102.jpg","filename":"Gene_Wilder_as_Willy_Wonka.jpg"},"posted":1711892183},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761679,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761678
Oh, so you didn't just make a simple mistake and instead were intentionally misinforming someone who just wanted to know more by giving them the wrong name on purpose? Strange to double down on being a compulsive lying cunt, but you do you.","attachment":null,"posted":1711892603},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761688,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761679
We are reaching levels of autism that should not be possible","attachment":null,"posted":1711893610},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4761708,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"FUCK COWS
I HATE COWS","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711896454777827.jpg","filename":"31_03_7A.jpg"},"posted":1711896454},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4762976,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761708
Is this AI? I doubt a human being would make something like this","attachment":null,"posted":1712051002},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4762984,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4762976
>I doubt a human being would make something like this
Actual human beings have drawn erotic material featuring deforestation and wonderbread, anteaters attacking a cow doesn't even register on the weird scale.
Lurk moar.","attachment":null,"posted":1712053997},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4762996,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4762976
Viktor Safonkin.","attachment":null,"posted":1712056980},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4763045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737564
I think this could catch on. People with infestation problems would be balling out with an anteater.","attachment":null,"posted":1712068479},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4763049,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750285
>t.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712068773639076.jpg","filename":"5A71C5A2-94A7-4D09-AFA1-EB6E37E0F655.jpg"},"posted":1712068773},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4763064,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760488
>passing genes on = good
Read nicomachean ethics. This nigga >>4761032 illustrates my point better than I could with the peacock example.","attachment":null,"posted":1712070252},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4763065,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4762976
What a silly thing to say and bump with","attachment":null,"posted":1712070753},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4763156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4762976
Just did a reverse image search, I think it's from 2004.","attachment":null,"posted":1712081863},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4765120,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761333
He cute","attachment":null,"posted":1712282081},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4765145,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750104
>officials come and take it away
>at least in my country
If it's China, they have it for lunch.","attachment":null,"posted":1712285788},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4765146,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750164
>Its easier to just run zoos that are allowed to breed endangered or captured animals
I'm starting an anteater zoo.","attachment":null,"posted":1712285905},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4765283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4765145
They torture it to death, collect the bile and sell it as an aphrodisiac.","attachment":null,"posted":1712307846},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4765457,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4765283
Is there anything the Chinese don't sell as an aphrodisiac?","attachment":null,"posted":1712335041},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4765483,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4765457
cut them some slack they need all the help they can get","attachment":null,"posted":1712336262},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4765495,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Do animals enjoy wearing clothes? They always look so cute in them, but I can't imagine the added heat is okay for them to deal with.","attachment":null,"posted":1712337581},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4765573,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4765495
Cats don't due to all the pressure sensitive whiskers all over their bodies, dogs don't mind. I don't think anyone but an actual anteater chad could tell you what anteaters feel on this issue.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712342990112857.jpg","filename":"EYgAqgVVcAAfL6p.jpg"},"posted":1712342990},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4766344,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4765573
Anteaters come from Brazil, so they would normally feel cold for most of the year in the US or most European countries unless forced to put on clothes.","attachment":null,"posted":1712416199},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4766360,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750164
meh don't see why breeding them for magic nut powder would be worse than breeding them for meat","attachment":null,"posted":1712418467},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4766361,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4766360
Because most wild animals wouldn't breed in captivity, forcing the chinks to order their magic nut powder from poachers.","attachment":null,"posted":1712418958},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4766375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761593
>Wojak deer.
Well Wojak or Muntjac aside, a drop in the number of chromosomes does not equate with a reduction in genetic information.
You just have have fewer but larger chromosomes. They fuse.
But nonetheless, it is an interesting trait.","attachment":null,"posted":1712420437},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4766405,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737564
>Any anteater chads here? What do you feed them?
Anon, I...","attachment":null,"posted":1712423739},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4766410,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4766375
Likewise, an increase in the number of chromosomes doesn't necessarily entail an increase in genetic information. It results in much bigger cells, though, which is widely used in agriculture to breed plants with bigger, juicier fruits. Most of the species with a very high chromosome count are plants, and the champion is a fucking protist (a little shit too primitive to classify with confidence).","attachment":null,"posted":1712424014},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4766562,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750834
>brings his anteater on dick cavett
>just tosses it on the floor
he's an animal abuser and I'm glad he's dead","attachment":null,"posted":1712438487},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4766600,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750285
In Brazil they are infamous for killing people's hunting and livestock guardian dogs, when the dogs attack they are quickly dispatched because of their lack of self-preservation. This is part of why anteaters suffer from persecution as farmers and hunters will kill them to avoid this. Equally there are cases of hunters attempting to slay giant anteaters with melee weapons and dying to critical artery damage after being clawed. Very cool animal - see videos of jaguars being fended off easily.","attachment":null,"posted":1712441283},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4766948,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4766562
My friend, he was a human abuser as well.","attachment":null,"posted":1712482493},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4767773,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I dreamed of anteaters (and a weird armadillo-anteater thing) invading my house because of this thread","attachment":null,"posted":1712568369},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4767818,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4767773
Armadillos are actually the closest phylogenetic relative of the anteater.","attachment":null,"posted":1712580675},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4768718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761688
autism > your "joke"","attachment":null,"posted":1712672721},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4768733,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I love anteaters and armadillos.","attachment":null,"posted":1712674306},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4768765,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4768733
One will cuddle with you
The other will give you leprosy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712676961532284.jpg","filename":"41f9e28afa8ad6a52b31e292f28e15ea.jpg"},"posted":1712676961},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4768823,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4766600
kind of just sounds like regular brazilian/third world incompetence to me","attachment":null,"posted":1712682280},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4768827,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4768823
It's just machismo, and yes, it's very characteristic of Brazil.
>"I'm such a badass, witness me fistfight a monster that routinely kills jaguars"
>"...why can I see my own guts?"","attachment":null,"posted":1712682576},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4768979,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"If everybody had a pet anteater and took them out for walks, they would keep our sidewalks clean.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712694208832933.jpg","filename":"main-qimg-cbd9d5111256b9ecc6166551cf3163b8-pjlq.jpg"},"posted":1712694208},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4768996,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4768979
Don't you have the pesticide that kills ants?","attachment":null,"posted":1712695530},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4768997,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4768996
anteaters are natural pesticides that kill ants","attachment":null,"posted":1712695593},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4769000,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"muppet baby","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712695714997051.jpg","filename":"049581.jpg"},"posted":1712695714},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4769020,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4769000
I wonder what's going on behind those black souless eyes","attachment":null,"posted":1712698398},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4769024,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4769020
>eat bug","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712698942405763.jpg","filename":"04861.jpg"},"posted":1712698942},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4769025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4769024
I think we could learn a lot from this","attachment":null,"posted":1712699004},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4769043,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4769025
Shut up, Schwab","attachment":null,"posted":1712700169},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4770253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I love anteaters so much it's unreal","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712811895191243.webm","filename":"1696205035948943.webm"},"posted":1712811895},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4770418,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4770253
why","attachment":null,"posted":1712846058},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4770442,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4770418
The long","attachment":null,"posted":1712847623},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4770488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4770442
wouldn't you love barnacles even more, then?","attachment":null,"posted":1712850683},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4770989,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4770418
The long face and the big fluffy tail","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712887875703166.webm","filename":"1686327975165130.webm"},"posted":1712887875},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4772488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4770989
Look at them go","attachment":null,"posted":1713050931},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4772506,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750109
Just gotta keep the nails short. So it doesn't gut you like a mom in an Australian mall.","attachment":null,"posted":1713052864},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4772507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"There needs to be some kind of service where you can have one or two hungry anteaters walk around your yard and destoy ant hills. Would be more eco friendly than poison and you'd get to see some anteaters.","attachment":null,"posted":1713052957},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4772747,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772507
Anteaters would starve to death if they eliminated entire ant colonies instead of leaving enough alive for them to rebuild their numbers.","attachment":null,"posted":1713094972},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4772750,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760345
that why it's dogshit?","attachment":null,"posted":1713095798},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4772890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772750
Here's a historical anecdote for you. When the nazis wanted to prove the superiority of their based-and-redpilled art, they organised two exhibitions side by side. One featured the modern art produced in the Weimar republic, the other, neoclassical art they've been funding. It backfired spectacularly as everybody flocked to see the "degenerate" exhibition instead of boring neoclassical crap.","attachment":null,"posted":1713112590},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4772899,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772890
Yes, and people are more eager to watch porn than read shakespeare. They lack principles, most of them are basically monkeys that want to see new thing however bad and really want to see sex.
That doesn't own the nazis. It actually proved them right about the state of the german people. Too bad about the part where they crammed well meanining matzo shop owners into death camps to make them pay for the actions of finacnial moguls in england and invaded poland, france, and russia for ????","attachment":null,"posted":1713113001},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773027,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772890
sounds to me like the only thing that proves is that germany was still filled with leftoid scum from the nightmare days of weimar and thus people who would find that crap appealing","attachment":null,"posted":1713119371},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773060,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772899
>Too bad about the part where they crammed well meanining matzo shop owners into death camps
I bet you think Hamas beheaded 40 babies and then cooked them in ovens. It is always the same atrocity propaganda with jews. Learn to filter it out.","attachment":null,"posted":1713120501},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773069,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4773060
>>4773027
>>4772899
>>4772890
What the fuck does this have to do with anteaters? Fuck off to /lgbt/.","attachment":null,"posted":1713120863},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773089,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4773069
what kind of tranny would care about some cringe redditmal, you must be a jew trying to distract us from more important and relevant topics like the jews","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713122044141495.jpg","filename":"1592.jpg"},"posted":1713122044},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"hello i am le anteater :DD","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713124361152280.png","filename":"ant-eater.png"},"posted":1713124361},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772899
>That doesn't own the nazis. It actually proved them right about the state of the german people.
lmao. it showed that Nazis are a bunch of idealistic barely human retards with no grounding in reality. most of humanity do not care about your esoteric nonsense. and when it comes to art, Nazis truly were boring fucking retards.","attachment":null,"posted":1713129981},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773211,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772750
>>4772890
>>4772899
>>4773027
>>4773060
>>4773207
Anteaters?","attachment":null,"posted":1713130426},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773509,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4773207
>barely human retards
careful bud, you’re starting to sound like a nazi
wouldn’t want to be a nazi would you
>fucking retards
learn another word","attachment":null,"posted":1713166524},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772890
>crowds are drawn to public spectacles
>the more grotesque the more gather to gawk
>stay tuned, more breaking news up ahead
superiority of artistic prowess and technical skill proves itself. awful silly exercise, that. almost as silly as your non-answer. ever been to see the circus anon?
>>4773211
huh? burgers?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713201982568535.gif","filename":"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED.gif"},"posted":1713201982},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773808,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4773806","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713202061334165.gif","filename":"camper flees in bid to delay train 1943 colorized.gif"},"posted":1713202061},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773811,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4773808","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713202140037183.gif","filename":"schloop schloop schloop schloop schloop.gif"},"posted":1713202140},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773817,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"what's filesize limit on this board? 4?
>>4773811","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713202267721385.gif","filename":"wine-drinking-anteater.gif"},"posted":1713202267},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4773864,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4773207
What a dumb conclusion, >>4773027 this is probably more likely
>>4773806
Also this","attachment":null,"posted":1713204916},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4774374,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4773817
This is animal cruelty","attachment":null,"posted":1713275594},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4774380,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Remember when a giant anteater beat the shit out of Naruto?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713277232646754.jpg","filename":"f9200-16670296391058.jpg"},"posted":1713277232},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4774381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737604
People on this site are really fucking stupid","attachment":null,"posted":1713277646},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4774391,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4767773
https://youtu.be/7wt82nmDBWA?si=dRSurTvfVLV3FCsA","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713278280786026.jpg","filename":"MV5BNTc4NTgwODktOTBhOC00YzMwLWJhMjQtMWEyNTgxZDVlYzQ3XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTE4MDg3NTIz._V1_.jpg"},"posted":1713278280},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4774399,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4760467
anteater","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713279122201663.jpg","filename":"anteater-painting-27.jpg"},"posted":1713279122},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4774671,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4774374
how much is that in megabytes? would you like to buy a vowel?","attachment":null,"posted":1713303662},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4776405,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4773806
based anteater","attachment":null,"posted":1713491365},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4776623,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4776405
Anteaters literally t-pose to assert dominance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTnUTejcc8w","attachment":null,"posted":1713523653},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4777034,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4768733
why not have both?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713560976822769.jpg","filename":"1675909245761651.jpg"},"posted":1713560976},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4778795,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4777034
>no weird joints
souvlless","attachment":null,"posted":1713751120},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4778841,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761269
Ahhh I love my state! Never updated species whitelists for the win!","attachment":null,"posted":1713758562},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4778846,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737736
Nigga you literally can't own anything here. All (mammals, fish, lizard, insects) native animals are illegal in most states. It is only enforced if you make a scene though.
Some peta retards or similar must've slid their anti animals in captivity rhetoric into the green ideology, because every normie believes that harvesting any wild animal from the wild to for husbandry makes you a selfish tiger king narcisist who is killing the environment, thus even random minnows being illegal to catch and keep in your fish tank.","attachment":null,"posted":1713758929},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4778848,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750285
dogs can kill you, horses and cows can kill you. Moot point","attachment":null,"posted":1713759047},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4781086,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778848
Those don't eat ants.","attachment":null,"posted":1714004584},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4783656,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4770989
>the babies consciously try to align their fur pattern with their mom's as a form of camouflage
Neat","attachment":null,"posted":1714238005},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4783681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778841
Yeah it's weird, especially with fish.
They refuse to add Jack Dempsey to the whitelist even though there's absolutely no way it could become an invasive species in the state, because they can't live in cold water.","attachment":null,"posted":1714241844},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4783688,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4773134
>child of an anteater and a dog","attachment":null,"posted":1714242366},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4783695,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4770488
anon that's some twitter logic bullshit","attachment":null,"posted":1714243039},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4785019,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783681
>They refuse to add Jack Dempsey to the whitelist
I'm sorry what","attachment":null,"posted":1714401982},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4785021,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783695
Barnacles have a much longer one than anteaters or any mammals in general","attachment":null,"posted":1714402043},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4785240,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4740441
they most certainly do not kill jaguars in the wild
the jaguar is the only big cat that has no natural predators or even game that it couldnt kill swiftly. it's literally the king of the jungle, sth the lion wished it was and to a degree even the tiger, though there are too many of them in weird places so i'm not sure.","attachment":null,"posted":1714420328},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4786375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4740441
>kill jaguars in the wild.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714547649374535.jpg","filename":"el no sabe.jpg"},"posted":1714547649},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4786379,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4753313
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1714548033},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4786380,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4761679
newfag","attachment":null,"posted":1714548223},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4786382,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4770989
Whats the tail for? (no meme answers)","attachment":null,"posted":1714548400},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4786799,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4740441
>>4750830
>>4786375
https://youtu.be/A9_6b_pggfw?si=MeL9YEljtv_lbrJD","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714591359112761.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-01 110835.png"},"posted":1714591359},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4786857,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">anteater chads
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qXD9HnrNrvk","attachment":null,"posted":1714595416},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4789598,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786375
Cope","attachment":null,"posted":1714920093},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4791502,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786382
It uses it as a blanket when it sleeps as camouflage as protection against the sun","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715116866089492.jpg","filename":"Myrmecophaga_tridactyla_33554995.jpg"},"posted":1715116866},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4793777,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715365238505277.jpg","filename":"1682200111019993.jpg"},"posted":1715365238},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4795616,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715597719426202.png","filename":"anteater genocide.png"},"posted":1715597719},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4795685,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795616
what the fuck","attachment":null,"posted":1715606818},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4797273,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795616
you monster","attachment":null,"posted":1715787584},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4797533,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786382
Also for balance when the other half of its body is deep in a hole
Tails are usually very useful","attachment":null,"posted":1715806379},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4797690,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797533
I’m about to be deep in your hole but you don’t see me wagging around a tail","attachment":null,"posted":1715819630},{"board":"an","thread":4737564,"pid":4797753,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795616
Ant mandibles posted this image","attachment":null,"posted":1715823899}]}
{"title":"Animal souls","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4780568,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's not uncommon to hear people say that animals must have souls because clearly their dog, cat, horse or whatever has a distinct personality, emotions they can understand and relate to and so on. But if that's the case where do you draw the line? At cattle? Reptiles? Fish? Insects and other invertebrates? Amoebas?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713966750800418.jpg","filename":"6181bcd4b9c2e9df730e076f6a7400fa.jpg"},"posted":1713966750},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4780569,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713966910661995.jpg","filename":"1630763297250.jpg"},"posted":1713966910},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4780574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"we just don't know
if you truly realize that, and what it implies, then all you can do is try your best","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713968032246856.gif","filename":"1709647119778.gif"},"posted":1713968032},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4780576,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Same applies to humans and proto-humans as well. I asked the question a few times and the answers are always like "oh, god gave them human souls when homo erectus or homo sapiens appeared". Yeah, well, these species didn't pop fully formed into existence, it was a continuum over generations whereas you'd think an immortal soul is a fairly yes/no thing.","attachment":null,"posted":1713968422},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4780605,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
I think people say "soul" as a way to describe something they're attached to. You can raise a calf as a pet and you'll see a soul in it.
People claim certain animals don't have souls to justify killing and eating them.","attachment":null,"posted":1713972754},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4780609,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
Souls dont exist. Neither does the hebrew god.
Animals have varying levels of cognition and comprehension. The less of each, the more convenient it is to eat them. Cattle farmers can slaughter cows in the same pasture as the others without issue. Dog farmers have to keep animals bound and caged, preferably individually, prior to slaughter, because the dogs often attack the butcher if they do not just try to escape. Which animal are we going to eat?","attachment":null,"posted":1713973021},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4780950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780609
also cows transform stuff we cant eat into food we can eat, dogs cant survive on grass","attachment":null,"posted":1713992885},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4781170,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
No animals have souls. Souls are a human trait and almost certainly angelic trait, allowing for one to have free will, AKA gives you the ability to make choices. Animals are more "automatic" and cannot sin, therefore they have no soul.","attachment":null,"posted":1714014658},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4781171,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781170
There is more of an argument for animal free will than for human free will because we are the only animal with a split brain, only half of which can speak (including to itself)
>but muh religion
Recounts total non-history, shit that provably did not happen, and calls it the word of god. It was made up by schizophrenics who thought the man in the sky told them to cut the tips of their dicks off.","attachment":null,"posted":1714014799},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4781287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
Even rocks and inanimate objects have souls.
>>4781171
We get it reddit religion bad, you can fuck off now you have school in the morning.","attachment":null,"posted":1714023229},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4781662,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781170
>Souls are a human trait
Where are they stored?","attachment":null,"posted":1714067108},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4781942,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781287
>Even rocks and inanimate objects have souls
Based and shintopilled","attachment":null,"posted":1714086101},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4782517,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781287
>we get it religion bad
Yes it is, because it causes people to just make ahit up about the nature of reality and claim those who disagree are out to get them. Religion is a schizo empowerment and normie distraction tool.
There are no souls. We made the word up to describe something that isn't there, like a child making monsters from shadows. The universe is purely mechanical. Grow up.","attachment":null,"posted":1714152700},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4782832,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
As stated in genesis man was specifically created to have dominion over and steward all animals.
I personally view that each animal is special, beautiful, and created to praise and honor the god of heaven and earth. And it is my job as a human to steward that properly.
That doesn’t mean le veganinsm, as God is the first hunter, as he killed two beasts to provide clothing for Adam and Eve, providing that as an example that we are permitted to utilize our dominion over creatures to fill our needs. I do believe we should flee from unnecessary taking of life even though we are higher beings than animals.
The word of god never speaks on afterlife of an animal, but my personal belief is that heaven will appear as Eden, with all animals existing in harmony.
The practical transalation of my beliefs makes it so animals should be honored, and cared for. But as humans we are permitted to consume, domesticate, or leave alone to any animal we should choose. However we should always pray and ask for guidance before commiting any such acts with an animal. And give thanks after the fact.
>>4780576
If you want to go by a biblical timeline. Souls were given to man the second they were created.
Scientific timeline. About 50k years ago. When art started showing up in caves, gravesites were created, jewelry was worn. There is no explanation for all those behaviors appearing at once other than humans being granted souls and dominion.
>>4780609
>>4781171
>>4782517
Le tips fedora
I am praying for you, that you may be accepted into the everlasting fold of Christ","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714153652000038.jpg","filename":"IMG_5945.jpg"},"posted":1714153652},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4782839,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782832
Nothing stated in the lieble is fact. If the bible is the word of god, every error is either not an error, or the bible is not the word of god.
Given all of genesis, exodus, numbers, etc is rife with total non-facts the book of matthew contains ancient political slander, and the entire new testament is a fictional biography written 200 years after the schizo priest died, either your god is playing an overcomplicated trick, or your priests simply made it all up.
Only ONE religion on earth actually aligns with proven facts
Buddhism
Simply because it does not claim to know anything about anything where it might be incorrect, and asks that you don't either.","attachment":null,"posted":1714153889},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4782840,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782832
>be christcuck schizo shilling your dick cutting, woman stoning, goat torturing, nature destroying religion on an animals board
>write tldr post because you're fat and wouldnt get up from your chair anyways
https://www.purdue.edu/uns/html4ever/1998/9803.Ferraro.fat.html","attachment":null,"posted":1714153972},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4782842,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"religion is mass schizophrenia","attachment":null,"posted":1714154433},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4782851,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782832
If you want to understand how fucking stupid your religion is
>The word of god never speaks on afterlife of an animal, but my personal belief is
You are stating something based on a specific translation, and adding your own opinion, and hoping your imaginary god is ok with it.
But his original word was in hebrew, which rather clearly refers to animals as having the same word for soul/being as adam. If a lack of explicit statement means animals do not go to heaven... at no point was it explicitly stated that women received souls. Then you have the catholics, pilpulling over the different ways 15 different writers referred to the soul to try and imagine a technicality where animals only have a "spirit" and only humans have a "soul" engaging in something that borders on the same gnostic heresy they once murdered people over (so much for that covenant, ah but wait, technically in a translation of the translation which is divine because if it were not god would surely smite it although god does not surely smite other heresies thats our job well actually actually but if.... what a schizo clusterfuck).
>Scientific timeline. About 50k years ago. When art started showing up in caves, gravesites were created, jewelry was worn. There is no explanation for all those behaviors appearing at once other than humans being granted souls and dominion.
There is an explanation for those behaviors. Significantly advanced brains developed to accumulate enough culture that the culture became widespread and frequent enough to begin reliably making it into the archaeological record. Elephants also have gravesites, just because their brains got good enough and have been that way for long enough for them to maintain a culture. It's a lot like how wolves pass down prey preferences and hunting techniques, just with more layers of thought.","attachment":null,"posted":1714154824},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4782893,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782832
>Scientific timeline. About 50k years ago. When art started showing up in caves, gravesites were created, jewelry was worn.
Neanderthal buried their dead and probably used pigments and clothes. Did they have half-souls or something?","attachment":null,"posted":1714157618},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4782908,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782832
This.
>>4782851
It never speaks on if angels live in heaven or someplace else either. The Bible is a how to guide on spiritual salvation not an answer key on everything.
>>4780568
Genesis states (hu)men were kicked out of Eden, later a donkey speaks to a king, and throughout the Bible it states that you should care for animals (do not muzzle the ox in Leviticus, Genesis ofc and Christ stating you should save an animal from a pit even if on the Sabbath day). No where does it state that animals don't have souls, Genesis heavily implies it, and common sense says they have certain level of understanding and thinking.
Yes animals have souls. Not sure if insects do or not. Don't know where the line is drawn.","attachment":null,"posted":1714158929},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4782960,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714165097120299.jpg","filename":"hqdefault.jpg"},"posted":1714165097},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4783017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782839
Bible is all true, sorry :/
>>4782840
Ad homonym
>>4782851
Divinely inspired Translation + personal revelation = based takes
The Hebrew references the life/being, not the natures. Flesh and spirit, Bible only references animals being creatures of the flesh.
Also Elephants or wolves don’t make art, not saying animals cannot have empathy, that their that they have not been given the godly gifts of creation and dominion that humans have
>>4782893
Yes. No I will not elaborate.
>>4782908
There are quite a few descriptions of heaven seen throughout the Bible. Most of them including angels.
Either all animals have souls or none do. Every creeping thing (ie bugs) are always lumped in with animal descriptions.
Would ere on the side that they have some form of metaphysical existence, whether that is a soul or not I do not have those answers
>>4782960
Yes, will elaborate if you ask","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714173346125824.jpg","filename":"IMG_5839.jpg"},"posted":1714173346},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4783022,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
If that animal bonded with a human, it goes to heaven with that person. If that animal didn't bond with a human, it goes to the heaven of its species.","attachment":null,"posted":1714174535},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4783028,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
All mammals have souls, simple as","attachment":null,"posted":1714175179},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4783078,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782839
>it’s the buddhist schizo again
you know they preach about souls too right","attachment":null,"posted":1714177163},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4783376,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783017
>"Either all animals have souls or none do. Every creeping thing (ie bugs) are always lumped in with animal descriptions."
Yes good point. So I believe bugs do have souls.","attachment":null,"posted":1714203317},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4784946,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782832
Based, blessed post
>>4782840
Malding redditor","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714391763216402.gif","filename":"b42.gif"},"posted":1714391763},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785140,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784946
Thanks brother. Based In the gospel of Christ is the only way to be based. Glad we have some Christ followers on the board for celebrating gods creation.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714411116570562.jpg","filename":"IMG_5836.jpg"},"posted":1714411116},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785142,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Thanks brother. Based In the gospel of Christ is the only way to be based. Glad we have some Christ followers on the board for celebrating gods creation.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714411265071685.jpg","filename":"Scr.jpg"},"posted":1714411265},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785144,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i think animals may have souls but would you suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's ass?","attachment":null,"posted":1714411369},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785149,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785144
only good post itt","attachment":null,"posted":1714411710},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785142
Im Baptist retard","attachment":null,"posted":1714412007},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785151
Because god made animals and nature.
And Christians pretty much invented the science of biology","attachment":null,"posted":1714412280},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785177,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782832
Based
Christ is King, God created everything and we must protect it","attachment":null,"posted":1714412750},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785179,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785177
who created god then ?","attachment":null,"posted":1714412811},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785193,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785171
>>4785178
Because muh epic Greeks looked at stuff and were almost right! The invented, le science!!!!
Cmon, if your going to claim that at least go as far to say Assyria and Babylonia originated biology.
It wasn’t until Saint Albertus Mangus came along that biology became what we know today. And practically every single discovery of actual significance in the field was Christian, the Greeks and their 4 humors can take a hike.
>>4785179
>brainlet atheist cannot understand concepts said by god about himself
>always has been
>always will be
>before all, I am
It really is not that difficult to understand far reaching concepts like that. Where did god come from shouldn’t even be a question. It’s like asking where did the hot soup of particles before the Big Bang come from.
>>4785180
Begone heretic
>>4785177
Amen, go in peace brother","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714414149031231.png","filename":"IMG_5430.png"},"posted":1714414149},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785209,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785151
I think one of these guys recently got rangebanned from /his/","attachment":null,"posted":1714416233},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785300,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785149
no, it’s not","attachment":null,"posted":1714426024},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785305,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785163
>>4785171
>>4785193
Greeks didn’t invent “biology” but they did pioneer the roots of zoology, taxonomy, and the science of classifying organisms, it can be traced back to Aristotle’s wide breadth of work on the subject, including Historia Animalium, where he established that organisms can be recognized as “groups” when all members possess the same set of distinguishing features - for example, all birds have the universal characteristics of wings, beaks, feathers, and so on. It’s about as close as we have to the first scientific definition of species.","attachment":null,"posted":1714426469},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785307,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785142
you can almost smell the room this was made in","attachment":null,"posted":1714426531},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785390,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782832
I hate religion threads usually but you're okay","attachment":null,"posted":1714435925},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785393,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782832
Laughing at all the retards "this"-ing this post","attachment":null,"posted":1714436100},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785447,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785307
>"This is literally you, dude."
>"Uhhh, ermm, uuuuuuh, YOU'RE GROSS!!!"
Thank you for conceding :)
TradLARPS stay LARPing.","attachment":null,"posted":1714442954},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785461,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785203
Wow! You made the same post twice, and then added an insult. Do you want a gold star?
>>4785305
That brings me back to my points that practically every other culture and religion up to that point had done that. Babylonia was renowned for their grasp of genectics in creating livestock, Assyria and Persia had cataloged different kinds of beasts. And heck, even the Pentateuch, which scholars agree even if it was not written by Moses, predated Aristotle by at least 200 years and mentions “Kinds” in that regard.
I have no opposition to the fact that humans are generally curious and extremely intelligent. But my argument is that until the church started funding research of the natural world, all news was old news at that point. Science as as we know it is a Christian institution no matter which way you slice the orange.
>>4785390
Thanks bro, truthfully I really don’t like them either and try not to reply to them as it generally turns into name calling and slander. But i believe all people are deserving of at least a chance to express their points in a productive way. And also I feel that since this thread is on topic to /an/ and specifically addresses animals and pets in the afterlife, it is appropriate to discuss religious topics and how they are relevant to the board.
>>4785393
Thanks for the (you)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714445102848589.jpg","filename":"IMG_5369.jpg"},"posted":1714445102},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785462,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785447
Did you make that ‘meme’? Unless you did I don’t see why you’re offended. Not even Christian but it just reeks of seethe","attachment":null,"posted":1714446213},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785461
>That brings me back to my points that practically every other culture and religion up to that point had done that.
Not nearly to the same consistently detailed extent and not nearly as accurately. Yes, the idea of naming and classifying stuff has taken place since the dawn of communication (“don’t eat those berries, they’re poisonous”) but Aristotelian taxonomy was literally in use throughout all of the Medieval, Renaissance, and Early Modern periods because it was so efficient. Hell, lots of his distinctions, like vertebrate and invertebrate, are still in use today, and it wasn’t until the Early Modern period that taxonomy became advanced or original enough to replace the works of Aristotle with Linnaeus, not touching the rest of that because I didn’t argue anything about it, just pointing out this stuff started out definitively with the Greeks.","attachment":null,"posted":1714446849},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
>>4780569
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>>4785467
All me btw. I'm schizo as fuck.","attachment":null,"posted":1714448227},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785558,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785461
>Thanks for the (you)
You're welcome, troll, I know attention gives you fulfillment.","attachment":null,"posted":1714457195},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785598,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
All things have souls, even rocks and rivers","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714468847611166.png","filename":"img.png"},"posted":1714468847},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785638,"name":"Cetus8","msg":">>4780568
Only humans have souls","attachment":null,"posted":1714478016},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4785676,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785488
based","attachment":null,"posted":1714487331},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4786751,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How do you retards not get tired of the same disingenuous "jokes" day in and day out?","attachment":null,"posted":1714586640},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4786855,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782832
The fedora/reddit defense is ridiculous. You're demanding others believe in obviously fake shit. That's all of it. There's nothing special here. It's just as bad as cutting off your penis and demanding to be called a woman. Nobody is gonna shame me into accepting their gaslighting. Not religious retards who can't cope with the world without their fragile beliefs, not crying guys in drag, not corporations telling me I need their product, not politicians saying I should be terrified of trivialities. It's all fucking bullshit. All of it. You're a bullshitter. You're shoveling it out in paragraphs of nonsense. Calling out unironic liars and manipulators is not cringe, it's a public service. So take the le fedora papering and shove it up your ass.","attachment":null,"posted":1714595205},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4786894,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786751
It's one guy arguing with himself.","attachment":null,"posted":1714597232},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4786926,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785638
how did Balaam's donkey see the angel, and why did god grand the donkey the ability to speak to Balaam in Numbers 22:21-39 if animals have no souls?","attachment":null,"posted":1714599569},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4786938,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786855
I have no problem with atheists at all, one of gods greatest gifts to humanity was that of free will and you have the right to pick what you believe. Heck, I was atheist for a good majority of my life. I have no demand for you to convert to my religion, just an invitation.
Le fedora tippers are the type of atheists who demand everyone to convert to their religion, especially when it is uncalled for. Such as in a thread about souls..
Everyone had faith about something. Many choose to put your faith in the current scientific agreement. Even more choose to put their faith in gods or a Big G God. Meeting any beliefs with aggression and schizoposting about trannies is not really a public service.
Praying for your soul my friend","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714600484170486.jpg","filename":"IMG_5474.jpg"},"posted":1714600484},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787072,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">enters the chat","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714611563644779.jpg","filename":"StChristopher.jpg"},"posted":1714611563},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787078,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Souls don't exist. Everything, rocks, bacteria, animals, humans all share the same soul.","attachment":null,"posted":1714611866},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787093,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787078
so we’re all collectively going to hell? that doesn’t sound fair","attachment":null,"posted":1714612621},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787094,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786855
>The fedora/reddit defense is ridiculous.
I mean, there’s definitely truth to it","attachment":null,"posted":1714612688},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787102,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786938
>Uncalled for! how dare you!
Christianity actively lies about simple, proven facts like the age of the earth, the origin of life, and even relatively recent history, and there's nothing in scripture that actually disallows the OT punishments. You people really are an active threat to facts, civility and the ongoing abortion bullshit in the US is just you showing your true nature.
What's next, flat earth and young earth creationism in schools? Stoning faggots is also currently allowed, as turn the other cheek referred to interpersonal disputes, and thou shalt not kill translated properly only refers to unjust, unholy killings.
>Even more choose muh yahweh!
It's rather well correlated with poor intelligence. Again, you are an active threat to simple civility. It takes very little for the religion of peace to start say, tracking women who try and skirt religiously motivated abortion laws to punish them for daring to voluntarily terminate a mere zygote.
Sure, philosophy is dead, but christianity is no substitute. You are, if the atheists and nonchristian deists drop your chains, as bad as islam and eager to return to violent fundamentalism.","attachment":null,"posted":1714612908},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787105,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787094
>there's truth to it
The actual truth to it is christians are statistically more likely to be poor and obese than atheists.
>poor
>fat
>dumb
>violent
>want to track down and punish women who terminate brainless fish-things instead of creating children they can't care for
Yeah. They're cancer. I don't care if their answer is "so you'd rather have fags and trannies!" because it seems every other church is ok with those when they feel like turning the other cheek.","attachment":null,"posted":1714613097},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787130,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787105
I'm sorry your mom dragged you off the xbone once a week anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1714615025},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787168,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787102
>>4787105
Who mentioned abortion in this thread? LMAO.
I’m sorry that the nes you read has painted Christians in such a bad light to you that you need to make the mother of all strawman to even begin to argue with me. Not once have you asked my beliefs to infer anything about where I stand on any of those topics you mentioned. Simply stating that I’m a danger to civility and life because of the big bad Christian you see on social media.
I really have no hard feelings towards you, and would even love to debate some of the topics you have mentioned. But I have a feeling that I would be met with more strawmen and your own personal opinions about a people group you haven’t even done any research into let alone know.
I honestly can say you are blinded by hatred, and i feel sorry for you, and will continue my prayers for you. So that you may soften your heart and be able to view others for what they are. People. People who have lives, and jobs, and kids, and families, and problems, and every other thing that you experience. But so so different. People don’t just wake up one day and believe something that you “know” to be crazy. Their whole life led them to those things.
TLRD: people are more than just walking opinions. And you have become a bigot, the exact thing you claim to hate, because you can’t see that","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714618044516275.jpg","filename":"IMG_5872.jpg"},"posted":1714618044},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787181,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787168
>bold of you to assume i follow my religion!
>b-bigot ;_;
Anyways, the point is, you get hostility when you shill christy creationist nonsense for a lot of very good reasons, fatso. It's been a genuinely evil influence in life for a lot of people. Keep that shit on /x/ with mothman and the cosmic death fungus.
This is a thread about comparative neurobiology.","attachment":null,"posted":1714619244},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787182,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787178
Read the Bible.
Provide me sources for what you said. And in sure I could provide you red verses (stuff Jesus was specifically attributed to saying) to either clarify or fulfill your problems with god.
If you really want to understand and argue in good faith I’m all for it. But all I’ve seen are strawmen and whining.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714619441774994.jpg","filename":"IMG_6029.jpg"},"posted":1714619441},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787186,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787182
Stop preaching your shitty cult on /an/ schizo","attachment":null,"posted":1714619575},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787192,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
Everything comes from souls.
>Reptiles? Fish? Insects Amoebas?
All of these have group souls meaning many individuals from the same soul. Millions of insects can be one incarnation of a soul.
This is a well known topic, mediums/psychics often talk about it and I am one of them.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714620026937086.png","filename":"1685702121404436.png"},"posted":1714620026},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787193,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787192
It keeps getting dumber
Bro, "soul" is just humans guessing something has familiar intelligence and emotions","attachment":null,"posted":1714620116},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787195,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787181
>>4787178
So nice you replied twice.
Funny you should mention evil, from your point of view, what is good and evil, and why has Christianity fallen on that side of your coin?","attachment":null,"posted":1714620269},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787200,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787193
People who have no clue use various definitions. Soul is perfect and untouchable.","attachment":null,"posted":1714620519},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787225,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
Everything has a soul. Dogs have a soul. Plants have a soul. Little bitty bacteria have a soul, for their entire 24-hour lifespan. God created life, and gave everything a soul.","attachment":null,"posted":1714623572},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787349,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787105
Heres some actual stats. Who could have guessed the group that rejects the infinite brilliance and beauty of the creator kill themselves the most? You are no better than the fags and trannies to be honest","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714643688719985.png","filename":"ubIdEsUphLxC7zgMIjLH0jOqMyvR6OhNn7DLL2FiIvU.png"},"posted":1714643688},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787427,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Here's a little secret. You don't need religion to be a violent human hell bent on the subjugation of others. Religion is an convenient excuse for violence, not the cause of the violence. By pretending to believe something that you don't really believe, you can justify whatever violence you like. And once you have enough power to wield more violence than your enemies, you can drop religion altogether and simply have religion-neutral thugs willing to kill for you.
Those who hurt others in the name of religion might technically really believe in their god, but they don't really care about their god - they're so selfish that they'd take any excuse to hurt the people they hate. If their religion told them in no uncertain terms that they were not allowed to subjugate those they hate, then they would not follow that religion at all, or would willfully misinterpret or branch it off entirely.","attachment":null,"posted":1714659486},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787428,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787349
>those Muslim suicide rates
Holy shit how??","attachment":null,"posted":1714659568},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787442,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787428
It seems be from the 80s and doesn’t say what countries it’s from","attachment":null,"posted":1714660967},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787716,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787349
Not gonna lie the graph is a little suspicious dog.
Source:?
Sample size:?
Rate per 100k:? (Of total population? Sub catagory?)
Total:? Of what?","attachment":null,"posted":1714677082},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787756,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787716
>>4787428
Agreed sussy graph
>>4787719
More straw men, dude get over it, just because your life sucks doesn’t mean every one else’s does. There is actually a proven correlation between believing in a higher power and reduced rates of depression and suicide.
>>4787721
>>4787724
LMAO dude is talking about Jews.
Jesus came and fulfilled the old law, abolished stoning, and put two commandments in place rather than 10.
1: Love god
2: Love your neighbor like yourself
You are talking about talamudic Zionism, not Christianity.
>>4787727
>Suicide correlates with high intelligence
You are missing a few steps there bucko
>high intelligence correlates with pride
>pride correlates with godlessness
>godlessness correlates with depression and suicide
There, fixed it for ya
Also about that whole president pope thing. Again, I’m babtist, pope is not a mouthpiece of god. Would rather have someone who doesn’t claim to be something their not in office","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714681455565373.jpg","filename":"IMG_6031.jpg"},"posted":1714681455},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787767,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787756
>bla bla bla im fat listen to me ramble dont look at what people actually do
Hail Satan","attachment":null,"posted":1714682210},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787775,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Animals have so-
*Proves you wrong by existing*
Your move, you overemotional round eared meatbag.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714683046529245.jpg","filename":"1ae0652073c750c0b6c2291afa67dc60.jpg"},"posted":1714683046},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787789,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"We used to have these threads on /x/. Now it's just /pol/-lite.
The first thing we must do is define what a soul is.
To me the soul it's consciousness: I think, therefore I am. All matter/energy is conscious to a varying degree. In fact, it always varies depending on what one is doing or not doing. For example, my consciousness may be lower while I drive home but higher when talking with a person. As such, there is a base level consciousness and a max level based on species or corporeal composition. As far as we know, Homo sapiens have the highest degree of consciousness/soul both base level and max level: I wish I had better terms, but these will have to do. Other forms, such as our cousins like Chimps, Bonobos, Pongo also have great levels of consciousness and potential compared to something like a rat or a bearded dragon. The two aforementioned creatures do not need high levels of either base or max consciousness because their lifespans are too short and they lack the general purpose to "evolve" a soul/consciousness: That doesn't mean that they couldn't just develop one for teh lulz. The same goes for a lot of Homo sapiens, but that's more of a learned behavior: Monkey see, monkey indoctrinated, monkey do. I draw a lot of parallels between the lack of consciousness/soul and the concept of "Princess Syndrome" or "Little Emperor Syndrome". A person "suffering" such and forth has very little need to develop a consciousness/soul as all their needs and desires are immediately met with no logic, honor, or empathy: There are Homo sapiens among us that are akin to insects in regards to their level of consciousness/soul.
To answer succinctly, all energy/matter has a soul/consciousness. The degree of strength of such depends on corporeal composition, and in certain species, the battle between nature v. nurture. I do not draw a line. But I do have more compassion/respect for creatures that have a base level consciousness near or higher than mine because I am flawed.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714684511615790.gif","filename":"mono_Jodo.gif"},"posted":1714684511},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787791,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787789
My favorite /x/tard theory was that eating other lifeforms was how you grew your soul and meat eating parents would pass on a little soul to their offspring, which meant vegans were NPC factories","attachment":null,"posted":1714684595},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787796,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787756
>>high intelligence correlates with pride
>>pride correlates with godlessness
Wrong, the most prideful people in the world are blacks and they also have the lowest IQs","attachment":null,"posted":1714685065},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787798,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787756
>believing that ending your life on your own terms results in eternal hellfire lowers suicide rates
Yes, by preventing the people dumb enough to believe that from dying.
If people werent that dumb we would have never had lynch mobs and witch hunts either.","attachment":null,"posted":1714685265},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787799,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787791
>/x/tard theory was that eating other lifeforms was how you grew your soul.
Anon, that's just Chinese culture. I say this with no bigotry or hate. In Chinese culture, it is said that the rarity the animal and inflicting suffering/pain not only improves the taste of the meat, but also releases more qi (chi/energy) for the eater leading to beneficial effects. It's why the Chinese peoples continue to eat live mice, torch/cook dogs alive, and feast on bat soup.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714685359451490.jpg","filename":"1000004592.jpg"},"posted":1714685359},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787721
And they would do the same without god too. Religion is a convenient excuse for hatred and violence, not its cause. The hatred embedded into their book is not pulled from some religious aether from which all hate derives. The hate comes from raw instinct.","attachment":null,"posted":1714687505},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787831,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787767
All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god is like the core teneant of Christianity. Christians can do bad things as well as those who claim to be Christ followers and atheists, the difference is Christians are accepted into the fold of Christ, and forgiveness on their sins. Just because someone believes in something doesn’t mean they are perfect no matter what that belief may be.
>>4787796
Bell curve. Intellegence isn’t the only cause of pride. The blacks godlessness leads them into fornification and murder.
>>4787798
Catholic/muslim belief. Nowhere in the Bible does it say suicide is a ticket to hell.
Also I said depression. Not suicide. so even if people did believe suicide=hell that wouldn’t explain the lower depression rates.
>>4787791
Reminds me of the one where they say the only way a person can have a soul is if a woman orgasms during conception. I bust my gut reading those threads every time.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714687988477047.jpg","filename":"IMG_5381.jpg"},"posted":1714687988},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787870,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">do animals have souls
Depends on your theology, atheists (being the kings of midwits) don't believe in souls at all so that's a given. But
>Christianity
No
>Judaism
No
>Islam
No
>Hinduism / Sikh
Yes, animals have souls. Some animals are more revered than others like cows.
>Buddhism
Don't believe in eternal souls but animals can become enlightened","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714692513312746.png","filename":"1697137898797888.png"},"posted":1714692513},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787877,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787870
We got a world religions major here guys!","attachment":null,"posted":1714693764},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787891,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787721
If you didn’t say Bible I would’ve sworn you were talking about Muslims because they do all of those things already but I think I can venture a guess that you don’t feel the same way about them","attachment":null,"posted":1714694948},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787893,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787724
>the crusades
Now I’m very curious what you think the Crusades were","attachment":null,"posted":1714695056},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787894,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787799
>I say this with no bigotry or hate.
I do. It’s patently retarded and deserves to be called out as such.","attachment":null,"posted":1714695194},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4787896,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787789
>Now it's just /pol/-lite.
Better than leftypol-lite
>>4787791
>>4787831
Kek based /x/","attachment":null,"posted":1714695427},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788107,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786938
No you retard, having faith in the scientific process is not the same as having faith in god. One frequently yields accurate predictions and results, and has dramatically improved our lives, the other is cringe larpers who cry about their dad working for nintendo in every dispute. See, this is why your lying is such a fucking brain parasite. You don't even know what faith is. You're incapable of understanding because you're totally mindfucked. I have faith the sun will rise tomorrow. I have faith that gravity will keep the Earth together. I have faith in my friends and family, that we'll look after each other. I have no faith in religion because it's all straight bullshit which feeds on the lives of humans and only pretends to give things in return. Praying is the ultimate parasocial activity. At least trying to get into a streamer's pants has greater than 0 probability of success. People who put their highest faith in obviously untrue things are either idiots, crazy, or scammers, and in a more perfect world we'd be teaching kids how to defend themselves against the manipulation tactics of religions (skills which are useful against many kinds of scammer).
This thread was made by an idiot and you are an idiot. You don't get any respect just from being all cordial and claiming we're on equal footing. We aren't. You are pushing bullshit, your beliefs are simply wrong, and this thread is off topic. There are no souls. It's make believe. Fuck off.","attachment":null,"posted":1714728030},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788107
I could say the same about prayer. I genuinely get results from reading the Bible, pondering gods word, and praying. But you wouldn’t know since you have never tried with genuine intention.
Would also like to say the faith is exactly the same. You have absolutely no proof for anything that happened pre invention of the camera. You choose to believe that history as you know it isn’t some completely made up fabrication. Or even as far as to say that the universe did not come into existence in it’s entirely the second you were born. Sure, you have evidence supporting the contrary, but you could never 100 percent be sure of it. Your worldview, wether you like it or not, is based entirely on trusting what other people say. Supported by what you can observe. And that goes for everyone.
I completely understand where you are coming from though, I grew up in a genuine cult. And because of that i was atheist for quite a while, i believed as far as people who make their kids go to church should go away for child abuse. But there was always something missing in my life, so i tried all forms of spirituality from paganism to x tard crap. Then one day I was in a situation that I didn’t think I could get out of. And out of instinct I prayed and gave my soul to Christ. From that day on I haven’t felt any of the anxiety, depression, hatred, fear, or doubt that I did when I tried any other form of belief system. Seeing my life before and after god could single handedly prove to me he is real. But he has given me so many other miracles to show me how loved I am!
As I said earlier in the thread. I’m praying for each one of you who feel such sting hatred toward the idea of God and his followers. That one day he could reach your heart in the way he reached mine","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714734106515395.jpg","filename":"IMG_5861.jpg"},"posted":1714734106},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788172,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780569
fuggy","attachment":null,"posted":1714739376},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788255,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
Of course they do. They're alive aren't they.","attachment":null,"posted":1714745536},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788262,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787831
Now you're just making excuses for yourself to sin.
>Duuuuh, we do bad tihngs but it okay cuz God sed were gud guiys!11 :)))))
Hail Satan.","attachment":null,"posted":1714746046},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788263,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788107
>>4788133
Tldr
>nooo stop bullying my bronze age cult that's diametrically opposed to animals and nature!
HAIL SATAN! ALL BOW TO THE ONLY TRUE GOD TO EVER EXSIT, LUCIFER!
>>>/pol/","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714746070632206.jpg","filename":"il_fullxfull.4228731745_gqsj.jpg"},"posted":1714746070},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788265,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788133
>Would also like to say the faith is exactly the same. You have absolutely no proof for anything that happened pre invention of the camera. You choose to believe that history as you know it isn’t some completely made up fabrication. Or even as far as to say that the universe did not come into existence in it’s entirely the second you were born
You say this, and you are on a nature board, which means you should know exactly why this is wrong
What's next, young earth creationism? Oh yes you are THE guy who shills it here.","attachment":null,"posted":1714746239},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788268,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788262
Nope, everyone sins. Jesus just offers to take the punishment of the sin for you. Very simple concept to understand if you aren’t retarded
>>4788263
How is it opposed to animals and nature? I believe animals and the natural world are gods perfect creation. And us as man have corrupted it through sin and hubris. I’m not telling you to stop attacking or asking questions or anything of the sort. In fact I encourage you to, because I know that what I am defending is true, and that god can provide the proper letters to my fingers to hopefully reach someone who has questions. Even if the people I’m replying to have profound mental disabilities that lead to horrible reading comprehension.
Here’s a soulful creature that god told me to let him live another day to bring the thread back on topic","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714746536448264.jpg","filename":"IMG_6109.jpg"},"posted":1714746536},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788270,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788268
I have chosen to ignore your TL;DR in favor of complimenting that beautiful fish, and I do hope you either devour it, release it, or keep it in an aquarium.","attachment":null,"posted":1714746869},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788271,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788268
>christians at the door: le god le christ le jesus will save you he is all loving he is love *vague schizo nonsense*
>christians once you let them in: god allows us to make toadlines. stop putting mere spirited beasts above your brothers in christ or you will be sentenced to a psychiatric monastery.
HAIL SATAN","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714747054608380.jpg","filename":"cat-with-big-fish.jpg"},"posted":1714747054},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788278,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788268
>blablablabla im a pseudo-moralistic control freak only interested in throwing my weight around and making up rules for everyone else to follow but myself
Hail Satan.","attachment":null,"posted":1714747929},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788282,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Animals have souls alright
The same souls as us, thank brahma (christians are hindus that mistakenly believe krishna is agni’s son, pay them no mind, they are schizo pseudo-hindus who stole civilization from pagans, the redditors of history. Read your vedas and begin the journey towards truth)
Hail shiva (aka satan, who is not bad at all but a logical part of reality)","attachment":null,"posted":1714748253},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788284,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788271
They preach peace but have a history of war - against nations, against brothers, against nature. Always the justified savior, never an aggressor, in their own mind.
Convert to shinto buddhism if you actually like animals and nature.","attachment":null,"posted":1714748446},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788286,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Do the mites in my dog's ears have souls?","attachment":null,"posted":1714748461},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788288,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788286
Those are reincarnated muslims who were cruel to dogs because they believed dogs in homes scared the angels. Now the dog is their home and they will never attain a higher form until they realize the error of their ways.
There would normally not be so many, but yknow, gaza","attachment":null,"posted":1714748577},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788295,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788288
That would explain why my dog got a bunch of ticks in early october.","attachment":null,"posted":1714749147},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788359,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788270
Thanks, yeah I love sunnies, little guy went to swim back with his friends. If I were to keep a sunfish for aquarium use again it would be a Lepomis megalotis var. ozark.
>>4788271
>More strawmen
You are actually delusional
>>4788278
Rules are for everyone. Nobody can follow them because of the natural evil of humanity. But rather than embracing that evil I choose to reject it.
>>4788282
>>4788284
>>4788288
Ahhh the X tards have arrived
More sunfish in the name of Jesus","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714754229691701.jpg","filename":"IMG_6108.jpg"},"posted":1714754229},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788364,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788359
This >>4788284 is more or less true, what you preach isn't what your "brothers" do across the wide world, so you're either a retard or you're a new age pseudo-christian deist (or worse, gnostic) and no one really cares about your spiritual ramblings. Anyone can believe anything and it doesn't really affect the world unless multiple people believe in the exact same living authority and form a far reaching mob, ie: marxists, westboro, mormons, israel. It also has absolutely nothing to do with animals and nature - in fact, this entire thread should probably go on /x/ with the bigfeet and mothmen.
Attempting to preach religion outside of /x/ and /pol/ (from a historical standpoint, most religious laws are artifacts of historical political struggles, down to jews and their mixed fabric autism being related to inter-tribal disputes) should be bannable, because no matter what you believe, your beliefs are inherently a rejection of someone elses beliefs and inherently offensive. But maybe it's too funny to watch .","attachment":null,"posted":1714754628},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788409,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788364
>no one really cares about your spiritual ramblings
You cared enough to write a series of gay novellas about them over a period of four days. Seek help.","attachment":null,"posted":1714757918},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788413,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788409
I did? Me, that "Anonymous" guy? But wait, that's you too. No one feels strongly about religion. It's not like most belief systems are mutually exclusive and yours in particular contains clauses that require that all other belief systems be rejected and classified as manifestations of evil or anything. No way would there be a debate if you brought up religion. That never happens.
You've been talking to yourself this whole time.
I maintain that all religion topics belong on /x/ and /pol/.","attachment":null,"posted":1714758235},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788416,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788413
Just because the IP counter is gone doesn't mean we can't tell it's you, benchod bastard.","attachment":null,"posted":1714758374},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788417,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788416
>>4788413
>>4788409
>>4788364
>>4788359
Samefag
What's wrong with this retard Anonymous? Why is he replying to himself?","attachment":null,"posted":1714758421},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Epic saar moment.","attachment":null,"posted":1714758508},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788428,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788419
>>4788416
Stop speaking indian dude we got it, you like your god vecna or whatever better
Religion is super-natural (outside of the realm of nature, exists 100% inside of the subspace vortex caused by the human gestalt subconscious) therefore it belongs on /x/ - supernatural","attachment":null,"posted":1714759122},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788440,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>478813
Anything you can get from the bible you can get from other studies without the viciously twisted biases and reproduction programming. The true purpose of the bible is to spread its meme, not inform. It contains some basic teachings as a delivery mechanism for the intended payload.
You cannot actually understand what I'm saying because the bible has anti counter-memetic mechanisms as well. It's pretty insidiously crafted, ironically through a process of evolution. The ability for Christianity to fragment and mutate gradually with relatively minor squabbling sets it apart from earlier, stricter religious where deviation is more strictly protected, and is largely responsible for its greater success over time.
You are host to a memetic parasite. The trite trash you're spouting in those last paragraphs is you itching at sores to relieve psychological stress, shedding particles of your infection to potential new hosts. It's pretty horrific shit. Realize the zombie you've become.","attachment":null,"posted":1714759979},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788442,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
Anima is the Latin word for soul.","attachment":null,"posted":1714760062},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788548,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788284
>convert to eastern philosophy I dont actually understand but my own poor understanding of it leads to believe this is what it is
ok","attachment":null,"posted":1714768651},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788552,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788282
>>4788413
>>4788417
>>4788419
>>4788428
thank you sir very thankfulness sir please do the needfulness and do not eat the beef cow praise vishnu","attachment":null,"posted":1714768903},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788556,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788284
But enough about Islam.
>>4788288
If anyone deserves such a fate it would definitely be muslims so that makes sense","attachment":null,"posted":1714769004},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4788647,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788364
Name one heretical thing I have said that far. I’ll wait.
Also keep in mind I’m not catholic like the billion times I said before.
Agreed >>4788413 that this thread now belongs on x or pol. I still stand that OP and my first few posts were on topic from an, until a bunch of cringe atheists decided to derail. As you may note I’ve tried tying animals and their souls back into conversation with no avail
>>4788440
Look what you did atheists. You bought the x philes into our board","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714773164837670.jpg","filename":"IMG_5967.jpg"},"posted":1714773164},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4789054,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788268
>Jesus just offers to take the punishment of the sin for you. Very simple concept to understand if you aren’t retarded
Except in reality, it's usually "Join the cult and follow the rules so you get paradise/avoid eternal conscious torture after you die."
And Jesus is supposed to be God incarnate so the need for punishment is entirely arbitrary.
Now I get why it's necessary to have religion and how it inspires people to improve and gives them meaning in life, and the theology of why God can do whatever he wants to us, et cetera.
But this smug insistence that "It's so simple guys, why don't you just believe?" is to be ignorant of your own history and common sense.","attachment":null,"posted":1714844812},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4789061,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789054
"A religion" (unquestionable dogma with a logical dead end, which confuses the brainlets and initially appalls the humans before they go "oh, right, i dont exist in a void") is needed for the low IQ and mentally ill. As you can see by starting a debate on veganism, people like autists will construct 9001 divergent systems of batshit insane morality without it. Also see: economics. Economics is an unrelated area of religious debate.
However, a specific religion? We don't need that debate here.","attachment":null,"posted":1714845357},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4790099,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787789
Q anon ruined /x/","attachment":null,"posted":1714954309},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4790163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790099
psyops tend to do that","attachment":null,"posted":1714958041},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4790918,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
Beautiful pic, op","attachment":null,"posted":1715049302},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4791295,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788133
You get results from prayer like a gambler gets results from their "strategy".
Religious faith is FAR different from healthy faith. Healthy faith comes from mutual trust, and religious faith is one sided. Both my friends and scientific assertions can be interrogated and judged directly. I have a 1:1 dialogue with them without any power dynamic. I am not servile to either. I decide the control over my cognition any evidence has, and none are invulnerable to falsifiability.
Religion takes way more from you than you realize because one of the first stages of infection involves beating your mind into submitting fully to it without question. You did suffer abuse as a child, and your mind was forever broken in a way which makes you crave submission to a higher power. This is not healthy, but I'll admit Christianity is far from the worst thing such a broken mind can lean on. Christianity is no different in fundamental structure from the cult you were in as a child though. It has less awful late stages than most, but Christianity pulls the same manipulative tricks and mental molding of children into lifelong dependence which you suffered.
Let your crutch of blind faith carry you, but don't spread the infection. Enjoy the remission in silence.","attachment":null,"posted":1715099605},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4791923,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
1. Animals have souls. (Genesis 2:19, 9:10, Ecclesiastes 3:21)
2. The fate of mankind & animals is the same. (Ecclesiastes 3:19)
3. God makes a covenant with them post creation but before the last day. (Genesis 9:8–17) Animals that God’s promised before and after the time of Noah must be risen for the blessings of this covenant to be realized for them.
4. God makes another covenant with them on the Last Day. (Hosea 2:18)
5. They pray to, obey, in some animal-way worship God. (Job 38:41 Psalm 104:21) Balaam's Donkey could see & obeyed the preincarnate Jesus. (Numbers 22:21-39) Thus, animals are obedient Christians.
6. That all creation is longing for palingenesis, which is in ancient Judaism is the belief that on the Last Day God will renovate the universe & everything into a glorified, immortal state. (Romans 8:18–25, Matthew 19:28)
7. That all flesh / bodies possess seed & seed exists to be resurrected. This is within a hair's breadth of directly answering the question in the affirmative. (1 Corinthians 15:12-49)
8. All things in heaven & on earth will be reconciled & reunited with God by Christ. (Colossians 1:15–20, Ephesians 1:7–10) Universalists will use these passages as a prooftext. In a sense, animal resurrection is a bulwark against universalism.
9. Animals will inhabit the ruins of destroyed evil empires, punish evildoers in human history, & will be soldiers in Christ's heavenly armies on judgment day. Here again, animals are obedient Christians & God's unquestioning servants. (Leviticus 18:26–28, 26:22, Isaiah 34-35, Revelation 19:17–18, 1 Kings 13:24–29, 2 Kings 17:25)
10. That animals will be in heaven. (Isaiah 11 & 66) [people own personal animals in the eschaton], (Multiple OT Prophets, Revelation 5:13), [which is the scroll Daniel couldn't read c. 500 BC revealed to John 1st century AD]
look up 'romans 8 shaman' on substack for my full article. 4garbage won't let me post the link.","attachment":null,"posted":1715163698},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4791997,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791923
Roundworms too?","attachment":null,"posted":1715175620},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792183,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791923
>schizos write down the musings they shit out while high
>some retard 4000 years later: DIS DA WORD OF GOD
However genesis, exodus, numbers, etc are straight up lies and the schizos were wrong about everything except homosexuals being gross
There’s less nonsensical shit in cosmic death fungus threads. You may as well preach proto-hindu monotheism.","attachment":null,"posted":1715192036},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792197,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Just dropping in to say imagine hating Jesus Christ. It’s like hating the concept of goodness itself. Fucking whackos lol","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715193061615464.jpg","filename":"IMG_2997.jpg"},"posted":1715193061},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792198,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792197
>hey jesus here your wife needs to die because dangerous pregnancies are people too
Nah.
>>>/x/","attachment":null,"posted":1715193155},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792200,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791997
Yes, every little thing is made and loved by god.
>>4792183
>attacks religion rather than discussing the post
Man atheists really are retarded. That be like going to a featherfag vs. Scaly Dino thread and be like. Man you can’t trust science their making the studies up and here’s absolutely no proof and some insults.
Fucking get a life rather than hating on Christianity it’s stupid, it’s annoying, and frankly it’s not even productive. Your not gonna prove someone who is devout in their religion wrong just by seething.
>>4791923
Based scripture referencer
>>4791295
>it’s like an illness cus I say so!
The demons are in your head. Repent
>>4789061
The different churches that explore different aspects of the trinity and wonders of the Holy Spirit are just like economic schools of though. Said absolutely nobody with even the simplest grasp on the christian church","attachment":null,"posted":1715193309},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792206,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792200
life tip: lose weight and stop preaching schizo nonsense on the internet
your word of god was wrong about almost everything, it does worse than a coin flip on every issue, therefore it has nothing to do with animals and nature. your religion is not the true faith and your god is not the true god. the true god doesnt need post-hoc metaphor/poetry copes when their divine word turns out to be wrong about basic facts. like evolution, earth being round and billions of years old, there being no great floods, humanity not being descended from two jews, etc.","attachment":null,"posted":1715193573},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792209,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792206
>word of god: jews wuz enslaved in egypt and had to run away
>written history according to everyone but the jews: jews ruled middle egypt and got kicked out
>ok ok god was speaking in metaphor to warn us about discrimination or something i mean satan personally altered all of known history to test us i mean…
>thats why evolution didnt happen! show me a fish turning into a horse right now!
These schizos, man.","attachment":null,"posted":1715193747},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792212,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792206
>let me just name off some buzzwords about subjects that I don’t understand
>and if I can’t understand it that must mean it isn’t true!
Let me know if you want genuine answers on any of those subjects. But as you said. Not /an/ related.
However the subject of ANIMAL souls. Is.
>itt. Atheists being retarded and trying to start fights over on topic posts.","attachment":null,"posted":1715193841},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792215,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792209
>word of god. Jews did rule Egypt at one point. (Joseph) and were endlaved in very few generations after that. Then were asked to leave by pharaoh after the exodus signs.
Wow the word of god and written history line up? Crazy.
Also evolution did happen. And is currently happening very rapidly. I can show you fish speciation in under 2 years…","attachment":null,"posted":1715194046},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792216,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792212
Not an argument
Your god is not the true god. The true god isnt wrong about every other thing with a loyal legion of “issa metaphor” copers. Nothing your fake book says about animal souls can be trusted. If your god is the true god let him stop sending tornados, plagues, hurricanes, and inherited stupidity to his most loyal followers while pot smoking hippies and heathen asians live in peace and prosperity.","attachment":null,"posted":1715194047},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792220,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792215
They were never enslaved, ever. They were kicked out. History does not line up. Also, the earth is round, totally lackint corners, and over 4 billion years old. man evolved from a chimplike ape. Women were not made from ribs. There was no worldwide flood. It gets worse and worse the more its scrutinized.
Either its not the word of your god, and your god decided to let you be wrong while im going to heaven, or your god is not the true god. As the god depicted is so wrong all the time its sage to call it an imaginary false god loosely based on the unknowable real one.
Therefore I will not be believing one fucking thing your book says about animals, or anything, until the true god sends metatron down to tell me to, or an asteroid hits congress as they lift the federal cannabis ban and guarantee the right to pre-viability abortion.","attachment":null,"posted":1715194301},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792239,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792216
>>4792220
The amount of seethe LMAo
Look at the pic in this post again >>4787831
cus you hit every single point on it LOL","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715195152395765.jpg","filename":"IMG_6147.jpg"},"posted":1715195152},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792484,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
I think anything that lays eggs has a different soul or spirit than that of a mammal(human). Insects would be a mass of spirits and something like arthropods would have a small spirits. I don't think an amoeba could house a spirit.
Also keep in mind what you call a soul is very small as is.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715213783804862.jpg","filename":"axolotl-2.jpg"},"posted":1715213783},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792490,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792216
True God is pretty incomprehensible and unknowable......","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715213896511330.jpg","filename":"1684033274225627.jpg"},"posted":1715213896},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792508,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792183
>proto-hindu
??
The Vedic religion was based and there’s a lot of practical wisdom to glean from it
>>4792198
>implying the overwhelming majority of abortions are done for health reasons and not so women can continue to slut it up without consequences
If abortions were purely done in the case of life threatening nobody would have much issue with it","attachment":null,"posted":1715214753},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792513,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792220
>obnoxious ledditard is a drug addict
it just keeps getting better","attachment":null,"posted":1715214897},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792882,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791997
yes, everything. I did not address that in my article but I think this is true by inference. This post is my 2nd reply in this thread. like I said. look up Romans 8 Shaman / Romans 8 Worldview on substack.","attachment":null,"posted":1715254587},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4792887,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"All living things have souls, it's just some have greater souls than others. Amoebas have very weak lesser souls, but they still act on their own volition so they clearly have a soul even if it's a small one. A soul is the driving force behind a creature's actions. Something with a soul can act on its own volition without being acted upon. Humans have dominion over nature due to having higher and greater souls than the rest.
This is also why humans are subservient to God, because his soul is greater than a humans in the same way dogs are subservient to humans due to their souls being lesser
The hierarchy is as such
God > lesser gods > Mankind > Other","attachment":null,"posted":1715255750},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4793090,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The christian god is not real
Sorry
The bible is constantly wrong. Real gods do not need ISSA METAPHOR cope squads or mental midgets shrieking shoddy psychoanalyses. Real gods never need soldiers of any kind. That’s how fake religions like scientology, mormonism, islam, and christianity operate.","attachment":null,"posted":1715281519},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4793100,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793090
Real gods also dont need to distribute wine and cannabis oil to keep people faithful, like yahweh did.
Good thing the real god killed that fraud so we dont hear from him anymore. A shame his cultists never got the message and keep worshiping false messiahs and banished demons.","attachment":null,"posted":1715282051},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4793113,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792887
The foundation of christian thought is that humans are actually greater than their god and dont have to listen, but have to follow him anyways because he has more violence
Thats because that was a fake god of course, just like humans are fake gods. Dogs can and would gladly ignore us. Compare huskies to border collies. They are equally smart and both are 3x dumber than a wolf. Border collies only listen because of the personality disorders we bred them to have. All that can make a dog subservient other than that is violence. Because we are fake gods. Just like your god - it was another kind of creature, just with more advanced “guns”.
The real god does not actually give a fuck about mortal affairs as long as no one usurps his position. The question of evil is human. To the real god, nameless and to us as we are to the worlds in our heads, evil is as consequential as a sneeze. Pain and suffering are temporary, memories are fake, death and birth never actually happen, and individuality is a thought experiment.
The real god does not care. As long as you never become a thought in their mind that insists it is actually god. Then you will be purged in a timescale that to the real god is an instant.","attachment":null,"posted":1715282648},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4793127,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793113
>their god didnt give us free will
>he admitted he was too powerless to have anything to do with it
>soul = being, willful separation from chaos as distinctly the self. simple as.
the simple answers beneath all theological copes","attachment":null,"posted":1715283475},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4794690,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785154
Hi Dusty Deevers","attachment":null,"posted":1715480606},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4794802,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
souls were made up by people to deal with the inevitability of death and the futility of life.
they also keep retards on their best behavior when nobody is looking. Souls aren't real. God isn't real. How stupid are you?","attachment":null,"posted":1715491998},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4794804,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Leviticus says that Oxen have souls becuase they can be killed for goring someone. That's a divine condemnation.","attachment":null,"posted":1715492204},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795186,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"even a being you might consider "primitive" and such exhibits behaviour you can classify as "soulful" (jumping spiders are curious and observant, rats can laugh and so on)
i think the most interesting thing is the fact we have innate understanding of animal language, even more so when you have a pet you love. like if you ever do a little wrestling with your dog or cat, playful aggression is a highly complex engagement between two parties where you're both in the clear regarding the levels of trust, pain threshold and the dynamics of the game
also from the religious standpoint, why did god made animals and their habitat first? i'd go so far as to say animals have a closer relationship to god because they don't have the capacity for malice, deception and destruction, at least not to the conscious extent people have","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715547523292966.jpg","filename":"171124828_279366183716010_6519995064389369266_n.jpg"},"posted":1715547523},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795346,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
Souls arent't real and state atheism should be imposed at gunpoint","attachment":null,"posted":1715565611},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795483,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795346
the reddit fantasy be like","attachment":null,"posted":1715576374},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795817,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795346
>but muh christians are so violent and evil!!!
>Yes I believe in shooting everyone who doesn’t believe in what I believe.
>don’t call me out! I can shoot you guys because your stupid and wrong
Behold, the worlds smartest atheist!","attachment":null,"posted":1715618723},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795827,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795817
>christians: we are peaceful and compassionate people, do not do this to us. you are oppressing us. so much for atheist morality. we have as much of a right to preach lies as you have to preach truth.
>also christians: as soon as society swings right, we are shocking the gays until they save their own souls and give up this abominable sin. oh shit trump won because biden sucked more? go time!
>LISTEN. TO. GOD. *ZZZZZZZZAP* WHY WONT YOU JUST LISTEN TO YOUR CREATOR *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP* I AM JUST ASKING YOU TO BE A GOOD PERSON SO YOU DONT GO TO HELL *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP* YOU'RE MAKING ME DO THIS. I HAVE TO SAVE YOU FROM HELL. *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP*
>Jebediah, once you're done electrocuting that fruit we need to convert some people to save them from hell
>Sure thing, ezekiel *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP*","attachment":null,"posted":1715619416},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795829,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795827
Notice how the Christian replied directly to the comment, while the atheist had to make up a straw man to even have a point. Interesting.","attachment":null,"posted":1715619881},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795830,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795827
Based jebediah and ezekiel setting the record straight, I hope whatever parody of a Christian state you have imagined does come to fruition while I watch and laugh from my cozy corner of the world","attachment":null,"posted":1715619896},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795836,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795829
>>4795830
>i-it's a strawman y-you're making things up!
yawn
https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/5050/us-christian-right-conversion-therapy-despite-bans/
also, electro-shock therapy may be banned today but there are plenty of people alive today that were subject to it in past decades. there are people alive today who still think it's a viable method of treatment and see nothing wrong with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk_CqGVfxEs
>inb4 inevitable screeching about netflix","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715620321326699.jpg","filename":"MV5BNzdlMDQzMjktNDg1NC00NjFlLWJhMDQtNGI0MjFmMjgwOTZmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjY5ODI4NDk@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg"},"posted":1715620321},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795844,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795817
>I just want to teach children things that are provably wrong because reality contradicts my religion at every turn. Why do you want to oppress me? So much for atheists supporting freedom.
>Anyways, little timmy, once you accept christ and are free from sin, you can cast the stone as long as it is against a sinner. that's why us christians can join the army to shoot islamists and defend israel. If they weren't terrorists, they wouldn't worship muhammad and deny christ. in fact, the bible tells us to!
>Can I shoot people who say humans evolved from monkeys and werent created by our lord god, dad? You said we're not monkeys last week but the guy on TV said we are. I don't want to be a monkey. I want to be the image of god.
>You sure will get to son, denying our lord is an unforgivable sin. the bible tells us this. but not yet. One day, we will bring everyone to kneel before our lord jesus christ. The armies of satan will not prevail! Now, here's how you load a STANAG. make sure you use a green tipped bullet every other round.","attachment":null,"posted":1715621140},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795848,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795844
>christians: we're not like that
>christians: (yet)
Militant atheist: An elected official writing the bible out of US law
Militant christian: Domestic terrorists
The coming years will be hilarious due to roe v wade being overturned and the popular vote constantly trying to undo that on the state level. It's become apparent that elected republicans do not represent the people who voted for them and people simply thought they would never be able to turn the US into a christian nationalist shithole.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715621605621464.jpg","filename":"924c3c635dbe3408516d9aae89a889dc.jpg"},"posted":1715621605},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795855,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795848
>It's become apparent that elected republicans do not represent the people who voted for them and people simply thought they would never be able to turn the US into a christian nationalist shithole.
the problem is that they do. there are multiple GOP politicians and lawyers whose entire careers were built around getting roe v wade overturned. in turn there's plenty of wacko rightoids that go to the polls only caring about a politician's stance on abortion and nothing else. single issue voting is a fucking cancer but there's nothing you can do about it in a winner-take-all system like the US's","attachment":null,"posted":1715622429},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795858,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795855
Republicans run for the racists (everybody) and legislate for the hicks.","attachment":null,"posted":1715622623},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795973,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795836
>inb4 inevitable screeching about netflix
Knowing you’re citing “””sources””” with an explicit agenda thus making you full of shit still means you’re full of shit
>>4795848
You don’t know what the word nationalist means and never will","attachment":null,"posted":1715632868},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4795978,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795844
>libshit once again sucks off le mooslims despite them believing nearly everything christians do
every time","attachment":null,"posted":1715633183},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796057,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Animal souls?","attachment":null,"posted":1715638000},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796151,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782851
Women and man have the same source, are flesh of flesh, bone of bone, aka of the same substance. Man and woman can become one. The son of God took His humanity from His mother. A believing wife can sanctify her husband.
Also yes animals have an animal soul. Souls aren't this absolutely generic fungible thing.","attachment":null,"posted":1715645542},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787105
>Brainless fish things
You are so much more uneducated than you realize and it's embarrassing. Please at least try to study the things you're going to have a strong opinion about, especially if you're going to also consider yourself better informed and more intelligent than your opposition","attachment":null,"posted":1715645764},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796160,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788364
I'm not offended by others having beliefs that contradict mine
>>4792198
You were human before you were born
Captcha SS88","attachment":null,"posted":1715646607},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796166,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796156
Fetuses are brainless fish things for much of their development, especially when they get aborted. They don't even have a functioning PFC until towards the end of the second trimsester.
A fetus is not, and never will be a human life until it has a fully functional compliment of HUMAN organs, which includes human brain activity, which precludes survival outside of the womb. Otherwise it is a parasitic mass of cells. It's the moral equivalent of a sperm cell. Might as well call douching out jizz murder.
Anyone who is against abortions performed prior to the maturation of the CNS is doubtlessly an idiot
Thankfully while old white protties legislate, the actual majority is against these decisions and if abortion rights aren't restored soon the US might find out liberals are better armed than stereotypically thought.
Protip: We are. Rightoids fantasize about going rambo with a machine gun. I shoot 0.9 MOA from 800y out.
Think of it this way: For every anti-abortion kikestain that lives, hundreds of women die from dangerous pregnancies. For every abortion performed, literally nobody dies. Not none single human being.
Because fetus are not human beings.","attachment":null,"posted":1715647150},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796167,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
There's no souls, It's an elaborate copium. When you die It's a dreamless sleep, same goes for our puppers unfortnately","attachment":null,"posted":1715647377},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796285,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796166
Oh yeah dude, you and your gang of transgender communist militants with degrees in gender studies and maybe even jamal and pablo and achmed are gonna storm the capitol and gun everyone down before demanding abortion is restored and naturally this is going to be granted - two more weeks!! Holy shit you freakazoids are so delusional it hurts please keep going lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1715661974},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796288,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796166
Most abortions are not performed for ‘life threatening situations’, it’s done so women (and men to an extent) can evade the consequences of their actions, not even Christian but that you’ve all embraced this talking point of calling the early stages of human life a “parasite” so you can justify being promiscuous is such a perfect encapsulation of liberal ideology it’s beautiful so thanks for this I guess","attachment":null,"posted":1715662307},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796289,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780576
There are no protohumans. If you can reproduce with humans then you are just as human as you or I. Neanderthals and Erectus could breed with us, therefore they are us. The Bible never once says the words homo-sapiens, but does say all human-kind. Sub-species are just as human as us from a biblical perspective.
I honestly don’t think humans evolved desu. I think God made us much more personally than the rest, if out of the same building blocks as the rest of life on Earth. Look into X Chromosomal Eve and Y Chromosomal Adam.","attachment":null,"posted":1715662371},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796913,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796285
>faced with an actual argument
>responds with incoherent seething
many such cases","attachment":null,"posted":1715726204},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796922,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796913
>the actual argument in question:
>“make it legal again or I sperg out”
cool","attachment":null,"posted":1715727007},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796924,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796922
>>“make it legal again or I sperg out”
who are you quoting? you got mad because he called a fetus a "brainless fish thing", he responded with (correctly) detailing that it is effectively a parasite during the stages when most abortions occur, and you in turn responded with a buzzword-laden spergout.","attachment":null,"posted":1715727398},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4796975,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796924
>who are you quoting?
>and if abortion rights aren't restored soon the US might find out liberals are better armed than stereotypically thought.
Learn to read before embarrassing yourself like this, not reading the rest of your drivel since I’m here to laugh at you and not treat you like an equal capable of debate, so continue dancing for me please","attachment":null,"posted":1715735244},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4797008,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796975
>Learn to read before embarrassing yourself like this
implying your posts are worth reading. i popped in to see your meltdown, laughed at it, and that's it. i'm not reading the rest of your retardation in the thread, sorry.","attachment":null,"posted":1715739347},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4797021,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797008
It wouldn’t be my post you’re reading you fucking idiot it’s the guy you’re sucking off man you just keep getting better im all out of peanuts so you’ll have to settle for my laughter instead please keep going","attachment":null,"posted":1715740965},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4797032,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780568
Fish obviously","attachment":null,"posted":1715742081},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4797236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">get BTFO
>shits xer pants over getting BTFO because xhe doesn't have the intellect to reply properly
>"n-no i-i'm the one laughing at you! h-haha!"
grim. must be brown too.","attachment":null,"posted":1715784107},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4797241,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797032
Fish have souls","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715784977042159.jpg","filename":"IMG_6185.jpg"},"posted":1715784977},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4797262,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797236
who are you talking to? use your reply function","attachment":null,"posted":1715786311},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4797266,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797262
The voices in xhis head, of course.","attachment":null,"posted":1715786803},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4797276,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">noooo you HAVE to give me a (You) because i gave you one you can't be doing this i'm in charge here
lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1715788324},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4797321,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Everything has a soul. Even rocks.
Existence is built by monads.
Souls transmigrate toward higher forms in each successive lifetime.
Mineral kingdom > plant kingdom > animal kingdom > human kingdom > angelic kingdom etc
Everything is built by a hivemind of minds, matter doesn't actually exist it is an illusion, even under materialist quantum physics they admit that 99.99% of matter is just empty space between atoms.
Animals were previously plants and they will incarnate into human bodies at some point.
Source: it was revealed to me in a dream","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715791913177996.jpg","filename":"meosis-1i2oggn (1).jpg"},"posted":1715791913},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4798275,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797241
No facial expression, no soul","attachment":null,"posted":1715891299},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4798287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780605
>to justify killing and eating them.
this needs no justification.","attachment":null,"posted":1715891803},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4798314,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798275
Fish have facial expressions, vocal language, color change communication, and body language. I don’t know what your on about. Just because you can’t perceive it with your IQ of 32 doesn’t mean it isn’t there","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715893602388150.jpg","filename":"PHOTO-2024-05-12-15-12-26.jpg"},"posted":1715893602},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4798364,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797321
There’s only one monad, heretic","attachment":null,"posted":1715897178},{"board":"an","thread":4780568,"pid":4798520,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I dont know why i expected non retards in this thread. i would say ITT but you bundle of sticks discord kids have no idea what that even means","attachment":null,"posted":1715913538}]}
{"title":"Pongo general - Respectful Edition","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731004,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the orange people and their need for respect?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708306119906802.jpg","filename":"Silence.jpg"},"posted":1708306119},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731005,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731004","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708306178444707.jpg","filename":"young love 2.jpg"},"posted":1708306178},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731006,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731005","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708306245333096.jpg","filename":"oshine the big and beautiful.jpg"},"posted":1708306245},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731007,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731006","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708306371132158.jpg","filename":"evil orangutan puppet.jpg"},"posted":1708306371},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731008,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"WE WILL MARCH! INTO THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!","attachment":null,"posted":1708306389},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731010,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731008
just make sure you're protected from the heavy artillery","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708306449061404.jpg","filename":"bucket_pongo.jpg"},"posted":1708306449},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731011,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"fresh orange-utan","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708306535350393.jpg","filename":"fallen orange-utan.jpg"},"posted":1708306535},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731013,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708306611580899.jpg","filename":"we will build a wall and make the ch!mps pay for it.jpg"},"posted":1708306611},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731014,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731010
But how will we protect ourselves from the VILE PESTILENCE KNOWN AS 'MAN'?!","attachment":null,"posted":1708306684},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731016,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708306741557744.jpg","filename":"ambush hunter in the grass.jpg"},"posted":1708306741},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731014
with guns, of course","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708306807025394.png","filename":"1659368907416286.png"},"posted":1708306807},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731076,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708313302578934.jpg","filename":"5826099905_9396ba6806_b.jpg"},"posted":1708313302},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731081,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I wish the mega pongo Gigantopithecus was still around. Imagine what they would be like, or massive baby pongos. We could teach them sign language and be friends, MEGA PONGO FRIENDS!","attachment":null,"posted":1708314151},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731004
100% deserved, pongo are critically endangered and need to be protected. Not to be dressed up as tourist attractions.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708343153704875.jpg","filename":"Bez nazwy.jpg"},"posted":1708343153},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731393,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">https://youtu.be/50T6oz63XuY
friends, i’m sure some of you are familiar with Ape Tracker. he uploads daily ape vids from his visits to zoos. one pongo family he uploads in particular is Jingga and Jarang. there’s lots of people in the comments concerned for jarang. some speculate his mother has rejected him, and it’s obvious there’s something wrong with his groin area. i’m worried now. are these concerns justified? is there anything we can do?","attachment":null,"posted":1708364762},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731437,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731393
Pongo moms usually are pretty damn good mothers, but as always, there are exceptions to this rule. I can name at least two other than Jingga.
1. Poor Rambo, who does not even have the chance to be a mom to Benji, she doesn't know how, instead both her and her baby being constantly exploited for likes. She's less abusive and more apathetic, really.
2. Dilla. Poor, poor Dilla. BOS caretakers tried their hardest to have her accepted Delilah, but growing up in captivity made her not fit. And on top of that, she nearly bit into her newborn girl. Delilah is thankfully doing well nowadays, however.","attachment":null,"posted":1708367664},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731496,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731437
unfortunately some are outright terrible mothers, it's almost always down to not being raised by their own mother and not seeing other females raise children
pic related - Amy was rejected by her mother and went on to reject or (possibly) kill all her offspring
her only surviving child was removed within an hour of being born
she didn't seem to mind his absence
thankfully Gordon is a big strong lad nowadays
>>4731393
this looks to be a very complicated situation
Jingga is feeding Jarang, and he seems to have good grip reflexes and nice bright eyes
but Jingga's methods of parenting do leave much to be desired
she's still looking after him though, even if shoddily, so the zoo staff will be reluctant to take him away for hand-rearing
they will likely be watching the two of them like hawks, making sure that he still gets fed and only removing him if the situation becomes life-threatening for him
the lump on his groin could be a number of things, but the keepers will likely be keeping an eye on that too
I don't think there's a solution that will make everyone happy, but I pray that the zoo staff are putting Jarang's interests first
baby Pongos are too precious to be left to chance","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708372474986780.jpg","filename":"amy&gordon.jpg"},"posted":1708372474},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731518,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731496
>>they will likely be watching the two of them like hawks, making sure that he still gets fed and only removing him if the situation becomes life-threatening for him
the lump on his groin could be a number of things, but the keepers will likely be keeping an eye on that too
I can only hope you're right, anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1708375248},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731633,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grass-in-ear_behavior
>The grass-in-ear behavior, object-in-ear behavior[1] or grass-in-the-ear technique[2] is a fashion statement-like behavior that some chimpanzees do. The unusual behavior has been named by scientists, and it appears to be one of the first times that chimpanzees have created a tradition that has no discernible purpose.[3]
Pongobros... how do we respond?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708387169893545.png","filename":"Julie-the-inventor-performing-the-grass-in-ear-behaviour.png"},"posted":1708387169},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731650,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731633
ch!mps are not worth responding to","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708388452904505.jpg","filename":"1668660437862572.jpg"},"posted":1708388452},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731660,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"monke noise","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708389100011526.png","filename":"2024-02.19_131.png"},"posted":1708389100},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731661,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731013
Very stylish hair","attachment":null,"posted":1708389619},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731671,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731017
LOL","attachment":null,"posted":1708391043},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731675,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"getting fucked up on water","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708391207773617.jpg","filename":"1703423521856798.jpg"},"posted":1708391207},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731714,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708393443707083.jpg","filename":"20220725-014325.jpg"},"posted":1708393443},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731715,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731714","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708393505230822.jpg","filename":"20210829-213339.jpg"},"posted":1708393505},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708393594350655.jpg","filename":"20210807-022908.jpg"},"posted":1708393594},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731728,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How do I cope with being a flangelet?","attachment":null,"posted":1708394353},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4731738,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731728
every pongo is uniquely delightful in their own way
as are you, friend","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708395619144252.jpg","filename":"1599874489509.jpg"},"posted":1708395619},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4732006,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708437251082791.jpg","filename":"2dj67gm9tba81.jpg"},"posted":1708437251},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4732067,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731660
interesting","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708445655771419.jpg","filename":"1683237393113196.jpg"},"posted":1708445655},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4732386,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708477228206737.jpg","filename":"bornean-orangutan-redish-brown-males.jpg"},"posted":1708477228},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4732471,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731393
>>4731496
I'm 90% sure it's a hydrocele, which is pretty common and benign in healthy newborns
he's so developmentally behind though and I'm so worried about him","attachment":null,"posted":1708485007},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4732634,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708510909548719.webm","filename":"1702752564944411.webm"},"posted":1708510909},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4732944,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4732634
big lad feels love for all living things","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708552582163485.jpg","filename":"0_One-of-the-oragutans-at-Twycross-Zoo.jpg"},"posted":1708552582},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4733292,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708610274579028.jpg","filename":"1707323788480968.jpg"},"posted":1708610274},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4733455,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708629888476410.jpg","filename":"welp.jpg"},"posted":1708629888},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4733688,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4733455
I love the muted expressions on these little monkey fellers","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708661930818025.jpg","filename":"34369.jpg"},"posted":1708661930},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4734289,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708742027026474.jpg","filename":"collect the juice.jpg"},"posted":1708742027},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4734710,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708800571256119.jpg","filename":"hsiao_quai.jpg"},"posted":1708800571},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4734719,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"woah this pepper is WAY spicy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708801524119717.webm","filename":"1706476062565391.webm"},"posted":1708801524},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4734754,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4734719
hey that's not a pongo!","attachment":null,"posted":1708804345},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4734785,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708806763882485.jpg","filename":"1705923563316227.jpg"},"posted":1708806763},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4734878,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4734719
>>4734754
and that's not even a spicy kind of pepper!","attachment":null,"posted":1708813876},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4734886,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4734719
Gorillas are based but this isn't a gorilla thread, this is a pongo thread.","attachment":null,"posted":1708814440},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4734887,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4734878
there's a meme on /ck/ where some white guy asks for his burrito to have really spicy hotsauce and the guy gives him ketchup
the guy takes a bite and is like "woah way spicy"
the joke being white people can't handle spicy food","attachment":null,"posted":1708814574},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4734911,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4734719
This one always cracks me up. Wonder what prompted him to react like this.
>>4734887
pretty sure I know what you’re talking about and but it’s not a /ck/ meme
it is gay however","attachment":null,"posted":1708817485},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4734947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4734911
he farted in the original vid. maybe he was caught off guard by how obvious it was kek.","attachment":null,"posted":1708823064},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4735030,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708834147685283.png","filename":"new socialist.png"},"posted":1708834147},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4735876,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708917704888455.jpg","filename":"1676700085826212.jpg"},"posted":1708917704},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4736051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"In awe of this absolute creature. I only hope BOS is making sure to protect her, even in the wild.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708949721373372.jpg","filename":"Alba-opdatering-januar2.jpg"},"posted":1708949721},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4736351,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"latest pongo merch has arrived","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708987854510308.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240226_153414370.jpg"},"posted":1708987854},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4736412,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4736051
genuine question, do white people come from albino mutations of early humans","attachment":null,"posted":1708996316},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4736419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4736412
I always thought it was neoteny
baby chimps are born with really pale skin that darkens as they age","attachment":null,"posted":1708996989},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4736421,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4736412
… No","attachment":null,"posted":1708997074},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4736425,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I've come to report that i had the pongo dream again","attachment":null,"posted":1708997378},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4736426,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4734710
Pograngutan","attachment":null,"posted":1708997439},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4736430,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4736351","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708998235458638.jpg","filename":"bulu mata hujan.jpg"},"posted":1708998235},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4736433,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4736430","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708998319992208.jpg","filename":"bully mata .jpg"},"posted":1708998319},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4736434,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4736433","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708998412375074.jpg","filename":"hujan.jpg"},"posted":1708998412},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4736438,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4736430
>>4736433
>>4736434
god
Bulu Mata has become such a tough and terrific big beautiful boy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1708998877784799.jpg","filename":"bulu-mata.jpg"},"posted":1708998877},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4737007,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709061942409848.jpg","filename":"why does he smile.jpg"},"posted":1709061942},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4737550,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709137237929067.jpg","filename":"11-Where-do-orangutans-sleep.jpg"},"posted":1709137237},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4737967,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709170080616614.jpg","filename":"bornean-orangutan_mother_and_child.jpg"},"posted":1709170080},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4738670,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709258627205303.jpg","filename":"Orangutan_Sugi_30-1920x1285.jpg"},"posted":1709258627},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4739431,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709360329102787.png","filename":"1606277566162.png"},"posted":1709360329},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4739728,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709407926924532.jpg","filename":"Loki.jpg"},"posted":1709407926},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4740007,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709444562068664.jpg","filename":"1683591229196844.jpg"},"posted":1709444562},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4740766,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709541930588962.jpg","filename":"1648590072980.jpg"},"posted":1709541930},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4740973,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4739728
>>4740007
>>4740766
their tummies
they require tickles","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709571710981196.jpg","filename":"tickle tickle.jpg"},"posted":1709571710},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4741450,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4736419
no, just a minor adaptation from not being in the sun all the time","attachment":null,"posted":1709611938},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4742050,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhRuwJbVM50","attachment":null,"posted":1709684937},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4742058,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4742050
i would build a sandcastle and blow away their cute little monkey minds","attachment":null,"posted":1709685624},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4742366,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731007
What's he thinking about?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709730543201452.png","filename":"1000005067.png"},"posted":1709730543},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4742396,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4742366
the Sarawak massacre
he was only following orders
it was so easy
so why won't the screams stop?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709737203086314.jpg","filename":"spooked.jpg"},"posted":1709737203},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4742804,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709783372400422.gif","filename":"1699624221892820.gif"},"posted":1709783372},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4743640,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709884087414590.jpg","filename":"1701476821663282.jpg"},"posted":1709884087},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4743790,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4742050
found his book
hope there's a chapter on sand play","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709907134792611.jpg","filename":"intimate ape.jpg"},"posted":1709907134},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4744328,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1709956939113905.jpg","filename":"kiss smack noises.jpg"},"posted":1709956939},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4744343,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Man, orangutans and other great apes are so cool","attachment":null,"posted":1709958562},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4744400,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4732634
this made me cry","attachment":null,"posted":1709963717},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4745158,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710047796283555.jpg","filename":"orangutan rambutan.jpg"},"posted":1710047796},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4746112,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4744400
kiss cry evry tiem","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710133342201686.jpg","filename":"1644265232727.jpg"},"posted":1710133342},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4746381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710183333873688.jpg","filename":"foode.jpg"},"posted":1710183333},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4746754,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710218971781598.jpg","filename":"chunky munky loves leaves.jpg"},"posted":1710218971},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4747281,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4744343
They're a look into what we could have been if we didn't take the wretched path of bipedalism.
(Gibbons get a free pass, though)","attachment":null,"posted":1710293897},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4747286,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4736412
>>4741450
This, producing melanin requires extra energy, and nature always takes the path of least resistance.
Since the pale babies didn't turn into crispy lumps of cancer immediately upon exiting the womb, and they would have a better time surviving resource deficits, they pass on their slightly-more-energy-efficient genes, rinse and repeat for however many tens of thousands of years and you've got yourself a white person.","attachment":null,"posted":1710294422},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4747795,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4746381
opportunistic little feller
well on the way to becoming a chunky munky","attachment":null,"posted":1710367166},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4748107,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710391842846977.jpg","filename":"signature look of superiority towards the plebs.jpg"},"posted":1710391842},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4748125,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1763832895255257194
Saw this today. Very majestic. Shows a certain amount of intelligence. Maybe were just focused on the wrong things. Although the ape wasn't being a pushover at all. The guy's gotta eat.","attachment":null,"posted":1710393829},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4748181,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710402662540015.webm","filename":"orangutan hurt.webm"},"posted":1710402662},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4748185,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4736412
No we come from Yakub","attachment":null,"posted":1710403526},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4748299,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4748181
delet!","attachment":null,"posted":1710421645},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4748321,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4748181
It’s crazy how many reactions we share with other primates. Any human child would’ve reacted like that too","attachment":null,"posted":1710425493},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4748327,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4748181
delet this","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710426558763505.png","filename":"1676663026661850.png"},"posted":1710426558},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4748593,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4747286
Epic origin story
>>4748185
He knew what he was doing","attachment":null,"posted":1710446515},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4748598,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710446936106782.webm","filename":"orangutan blocks.webm"},"posted":1710446936},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4748670,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4736412
Ice age Europe was dark and there was very little Vitamin D. Darker skinned humans died while light skinned humans survived.","attachment":null,"posted":1710449882},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4748672,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4748181
That swing was made by ch*mps","attachment":null,"posted":1710449979},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4748826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4748670
Pretty much. Even today dark skinned immigrants people living there have vitamin D deficiency issues and need to take supplements","attachment":null,"posted":1710460868},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4749039,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"the king","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710483276118383.webm","filename":"1702221464201804.webm"},"posted":1710483276},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4749776,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"POV: you're a make pongoloids go extinct button","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710557955740567.webm","filename":"1624295444972.webm"},"posted":1710557955},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4749850,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4748321
I think about this constantly, even something as simple as nodding or widening your eyes when you're talking to someone to show you're engaged with them. It's crazy when you really analyze our body language.","attachment":null,"posted":1710563973},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4749888,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4748181
does no one really have the source/background for this video? i hope his mom soothed him after :(","attachment":null,"posted":1710567172},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4749893,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4747286
>>4748670
since you fellas know so much about skin color, is there any neat explanation as to why baby pongos have marbled skin?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710567373029651.jpg","filename":"snork mimimi.jpg"},"posted":1710567373},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4750372,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4749776
(You)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710617688595239.jpg","filename":"pg3.jpg"},"posted":1710617688},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4750621,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750602
you’re a monster. the fuck is wrong with you?","attachment":null,"posted":1710642103},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4750693,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710649675615442.webm","filename":"1698197606409570.webm"},"posted":1710649675},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4750703,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750693
quit yakking and give that lad his durian","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710650184673209.jpg","filename":"FzdlwqhaEAARhEb.jpg"},"posted":1710650184},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4750970,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710692696409545.png","filename":"1704585593031180.png"},"posted":1710692696},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4751185,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750602
You disgust me","attachment":null,"posted":1710713480},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4752128,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4752080
I'm trans BTW if that matters","attachment":null,"posted":1710818045},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4752520,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4752080
Rickina (bottom) has a little lad of her own
Rocky (top) has been successfully re-released into the wild","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710869032860710.jpg","filename":"Rickina and Ricko.jpg"},"posted":1710869032},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4752526,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4752520
what a beautiful pair of pongos
thanks for sharing, friend","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710869591676250.jpg","filename":"1601564507444.jpg"},"posted":1710869591},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4753165,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710961740252812.jpg","filename":"A_mature_orangutan.jpg"},"posted":1710961740},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4753184,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731714
I didn't know Oshine liked her men femenine, does this mean she's into flangelets?","attachment":null,"posted":1710964167},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4753195,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4753184
Oshine only has eyes for a grouchy old Derbyman","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1710965591299580.jpg","filename":"oshineisabiggirl.jpg"},"posted":1710965591},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4753995,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711053585226618.jpg","filename":"1680876385187707.jpg"},"posted":1711053585},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4754099,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I will not be sile-ACK","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711066865438650.webm","filename":"1711048007869255.webm"},"posted":1711066865},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4754134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Imagine not having flanges","attachment":null,"posted":1711069072},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4754135,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754099
Holy shit, how strong are they?? Imagine if he grabbed a hold of his cock","attachment":null,"posted":1711069144},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4754144,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4753995","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711070106663528.jpg","filename":"gem.jpg"},"posted":1711070106},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4754188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4749888
in my years of searching, closest I've found is this nearly identical style swing at wanariset (proto samboja lestari)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj5Z4k5EuXs&t=1352s","attachment":null,"posted":1711073490},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4754261,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754135
Humans are, by an embarrassing margin, the weakest of the great apes by weight.","attachment":null,"posted":1711080441},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4754390,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731004
It's so fucking over bros. The new Indonesian president is backed by the previous one, a Jawaknigger, whose main project is moving the capital to Borneo. Ecpect more deforestation, habitat loss, and animals extinction. I fucking hate jawak so much.","attachment":null,"posted":1711101589},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4754537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754390
I wish oh how I wish I had all the money in the world so I could buy up a bunch of Indonesia and just let the Pongos chill","attachment":null,"posted":1711119279},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4754610,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754390
We need to arm the pongos and let them fight for their freedom.","attachment":null,"posted":1711126846},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4754614,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754537
True.","attachment":null,"posted":1711126933},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4755104,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711171156041947.webm","filename":"1657149616569.webm"},"posted":1711171156},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4755305,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"pooop","attachment":null,"posted":1711211338},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4755537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750970
What are otters supposed to learn from an orangutan?","attachment":null,"posted":1711238089},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4755555,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754261
>>4754135
Humans are much stronger than chimps and orangutans. Cope, seethe, and dialate","attachment":null,"posted":1711239016},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4755558,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4749888
I hope his mom was butchered by poachers and someone kicked him in the nuts after this","attachment":null,"posted":1711239125},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4755564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"To you, what exactly is "pongo"?","attachment":null,"posted":1711239376},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4755582,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4755104
That’s kinda crazy. Harmful, but also funny. Guess we share a lot of tastes","attachment":null,"posted":1711240457},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4755583,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4755555
a question was asked cocksucker stop sperging out","attachment":null,"posted":1711240526},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4755588,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4755583
Trained humans are much stronger by weight
>but that's only because animals can't weight train!
Too bad. Guess humans destroy drooling retard animals once again.","attachment":null,"posted":1711241023},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4755599,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4755564
A friend","attachment":null,"posted":1711242301},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4755605,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4755564
a splendid chap and a devout imperialist is what a pongo is","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711242797018531.jpg","filename":"pongo loves bongs.jpg"},"posted":1711242797},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4755620,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4755605
wtf pongos are epic","attachment":null,"posted":1711244032},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4756564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4755620
they just remember the reign of the white rajahs of Sarawak","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711341651732257.jpg","filename":"pongo loves bongs 2.jpg"},"posted":1711341651},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4756865,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711381419077772.jpg","filename":"hidden couple.jpg"},"posted":1711381419},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4756872,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4756564
but legitimately, the pongo Betsy was an important part of Rajah Brooke's court.
She would sit next to him while he judged the fate of the Dayaks and crocodiles of the land.
In many ways she was his éminence grise.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711381816274485.jpg","filename":"Betsy.jpg"},"posted":1711381816},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4756895,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4756872
wtf
why can't Bonnie King Charlie head to a zoo or sanctuary every once in a while and consult with the flanged ones?
half the problems in Bongerlund would be solved overnight","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711382642365445.jpg","filename":"1602862522436.jpg"},"posted":1711382642},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4758002,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754610","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711477852659575.jpg","filename":"1650869136697.jpg"},"posted":1711477852},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4758428,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711509125330484.jpg","filename":"heran.jpg"},"posted":1711509125},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4759616,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711653040663834.webm","filename":"pongo help.webm"},"posted":1711653040},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4759760,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711671309995265.jpg","filename":"Hat.jpg"},"posted":1711671309},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4759771,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4759616
God baby pongos are so precious","attachment":null,"posted":1711672063},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4760003,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4759760
nice little hat","attachment":null,"posted":1711704587},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4761302,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711847405899318.jpg","filename":"Thinking.jpg"},"posted":1711847405},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4761819,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Have a happy Easter, friends","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711904081683354.jpg","filename":"f1cedc2175802747f192fcc838649534.jpg"},"posted":1711904081},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4762096,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731633
with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0BzEKP_exQ","attachment":null,"posted":1711926557},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4762590,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4759616
100% pure undiluted hopium","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1711998871676931.jpg","filename":"8i4a496p5e_orangutan_optimized.jpg"},"posted":1711998871},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4763257,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712091273213161.webm","filename":"umbrella.webm"},"posted":1712091273},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4763463,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712112272266362.jpg","filename":"1693700249523179.jpg"},"posted":1712112272},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4763685,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"apes are not real, they're just people in fursuits.","attachment":null,"posted":1712145480},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4763713,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4763685
>implying we didn't already think Pongo are people
try harder, sweaty","attachment":null,"posted":1712149628},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4763727,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4748321
>child
I'm 42 and I'd react like that","attachment":null,"posted":1712152654},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4763779,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712157126183289.webm","filename":"I'm the juggernaut bitch.webm"},"posted":1712157126},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4763855,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4763779
I like how they have a natural instinct to wear hats","attachment":null,"posted":1712162288},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4764089,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4763855
Unironically the most fashionable of the great apes. Majestic orange fur and a desire to wear hats.","attachment":null,"posted":1712175216},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4764304,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712187619921832.jpg","filename":"1712187408004443.jpg"},"posted":1712187619},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4765156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712287841135747.jpg","filename":"hsiao_ning_a_cute.jpg"},"posted":1712287841},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4765375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712325095933544.jpg","filename":"madonna and child.jpg"},"posted":1712325095},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4766037,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712373340772484.jpg","filename":"tummy on a trunk.jpg"},"posted":1712373340},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4766669,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712447251612147.jpg","filename":"extreme sinister.jpg"},"posted":1712447251},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4767297,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712515903210083.jpg","filename":"kingo.jpg"},"posted":1712515903},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4767319,"name":"Aŋonymous","msg":"Are orangutans smarter than chimps? I haven't found much info. What's seems to be well established is that both chimps and orangutans are smarter than gorillas","attachment":null,"posted":1712517463},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4767568,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4767319
I think they're about the same, but pongos are way more patient
if a pan doesn't get his way quickly, he tends to get violent but a pongo will just sit and think or wait for a fresh opportunity","attachment":null,"posted":1712544652},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4767625,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4767319
in many ways yes, but it's not that simple.
Pongos can delay gratification more than pancakes, which is usually seen as one of the biggest hallmarks of intelligence. Ch*mpoids simply can't overcome their animal urges, even if it means a larger reward in the future. So you give a pongo two bowls of grapes, one large and one small, and then take away whichever bowl they pick. The pongo will quickly learn to pick the smaller bowl so they'll get to keep the bigger bowl in the end.
Chumps cannot comprehend this. They always pick the big bowl and get the small one, and then chimp out about how unfair this is.
Pongos have demonstrated communication skills and thought processes that were previously believed exclusive to humans. They can communicate with each other about events AFTER they've passed. Their calls contain traits only found in birdsong and human speech. They have the capacity to be far more socially intelligent than African apes, even though they don't use it.
Pongos do fail at least one test that chimps have occasionally passed: invisible nonadjacent double displacements. For context, humans don't start passing this test until pretty deep into childhood. You basically hide objects inside boxes and play a sort of three card monty where the only way to win is to skip past adjacent boxes.
Pongos can't resist the urge to check consecutive boxes, while chimps occasionally can (more than random chance). There's some barrier holding back their thoughts.
Also, it's worth pointing out that some pongos aren't even as smart as others. Sumatran pongos are way smarter than all three subspecies of Bornean pongos. And among those, P. morio are the least intelligent, though it's hard to say if this is just because they have poor nutrition in East Kalimantan (they eat bark all day long). Pongos are smarter where it counts, I still reckon.","attachment":null,"posted":1712551141},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4767632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4767625
based chimp hater","attachment":null,"posted":1712552004},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4767837,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4748321
We are pretty similar to the other apes but with children it's even more so. Humans are pretty neotenous so the differences get bigger as both species age but baby orangutans almost look like hairy human babies to me.","attachment":null,"posted":1712583562},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4768306,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4767319
Gorilla's may be "dumber" than Chimps but are spiritually superior.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712623087960798.jpg","filename":"1697138602108453.jpg"},"posted":1712623087},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4768477,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712635646208478.jpg","filename":"me lon.jpg"},"posted":1712635646},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4768498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4768306
very true","attachment":null,"posted":1712638449},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4768806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4749776
>Checks for traffic as he crosses
Smart monke","attachment":null,"posted":1712681235},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4768816,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4768477
so delicious","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712681687170705.jpg","filename":"wate melone.jpg"},"posted":1712681687},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4768912,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4768816
i’m glad they’re enjoying their fruit and all but a part of me can’t help but wonder if their faces get sticky and bothers them!!","attachment":null,"posted":1712687639},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4768923,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4768912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbYNRrgD-UQ
it's okay, they're cleanly fellows","attachment":null,"posted":1712688260},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4768955,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4768923
it’s always the most mundane shit that blows my mind when it comes to pongos. when she started ringing out the towel i was amazed. they’re so smart.","attachment":null,"posted":1712691128},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4769649,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4768955
just wait and see what happens once they get the big society going","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712763642864554.gif","filename":"orangutan-hammer-4-ants.gif"},"posted":1712763642},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4770198,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4768923
fascinating","attachment":null,"posted":1712805432},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4770846,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4763779
literally me","attachment":null,"posted":1712876437},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4770969,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4732634
Ol' chap knew exactly what he was doing. What a pure soul they have.","attachment":null,"posted":1712885877},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4770977,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737007
This is exactly what I look like when I pull the shower curtain aside and watch my wife in the shower. Lel.","attachment":null,"posted":1712886618},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4770980,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4742366
The Chosin reservoir?","attachment":null,"posted":1712886785},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4770987,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754099
What do you have to do to piss an orangutan off so badly he decides alright, it's on now bitch? And starts kicking your ass.","attachment":null,"posted":1712887743},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4770990,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754261
That's cool. We have swords and guns. And tanks.","attachment":null,"posted":1712887888},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4771062,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4744400
lol","attachment":null,"posted":1712896801},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4771064,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4770987
Probably teasing or annoying it? Looks vaguely third world","attachment":null,"posted":1712896948},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4771183,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4748181
I wish I could have saved him bros...","attachment":null,"posted":1712919919},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4771188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4755564
A philosophy. A lifestyle.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712920722655441.jpg","filename":"My fav orangutan pics(1).jpg"},"posted":1712920722},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4771190,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4759616","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712920913626704.gif","filename":"tear.gif"},"posted":1712920913},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4771193,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4748125
The warlock of Pongolia","attachment":null,"posted":1712921665},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4771202,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4755564
Childhood. A simple life. Inner peace. Freedom. Trusting my intuition. Being one with nature.","attachment":null,"posted":1712922497},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4771503,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750621
>>4751185
>>4752128
>>4752520
what happened?","attachment":null,"posted":1712945376},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4771505,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4771503
just someone being unfriendly
pay no mind","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1712945643889693.jpg","filename":"Beni in his lane.jpg"},"posted":1712945643},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4772412,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713043080386360.jpg","filename":"51325119990_3fb3f6e588_b.jpg"},"posted":1713043080},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4772446,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4752520
I can't believe she already has a child of her own, i still remember my heart melting at that one video of her as a baby","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713046132276386.gif","filename":"551da1dc09677ee7a9345b6247f134a6.gif"},"posted":1713046132},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4772735,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Yesterday I dreamed that some evil people captured a mother pongo and her child. They put them in two separate cages on the ground, like two feet apart. It's a steel cage with bars so that both orangutans can see each other. Then the humans lit the small one on fire. The mother had to watch.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713093016159608.jpg","filename":"st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg"},"posted":1713093016},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4773420,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713153795185603.jpg","filename":"MAC07_ORANGUTANMERGE.jpg"},"posted":1713153795},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4773872,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713205522390662.jpg","filename":"Belly button.jpg"},"posted":1713205522},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4773885,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4773882
big belly button","attachment":null,"posted":1713206710},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4773903,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4755555
wasted digits","attachment":null,"posted":1713209010},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4774149,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772735
I've had similar dreams. sometimes I'm powerless to stop them, sometimes I'm watching myself do it
I like the idea that dreams can be hypothetical worst case scenarios, to condition you to respond properly if the situation arises. or maybe we just crave trauma","attachment":null,"posted":1713240933},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4775381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713382619427552.png","filename":"Infant orangutan in Gunung Leuser National Park, Sumatra.png"},"posted":1713382619},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4776537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713506683396937.webm","filename":"1665062613202.webm"},"posted":1713506683},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4776608,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"anons, can we appreciate how Onyer went from a terrified little baby ape to a silly guy goofing off just like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH-vZOXldMA
adorable little fella, hope he'll live a good life","attachment":null,"posted":1713520471},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4778030,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713681415739140.jpg","filename":"1666626476850.jpg"},"posted":1713681415},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4778051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4755537
jungle wisdom","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713685543918981.png","filename":"image_2024-04-21_084402257.png"},"posted":1713685543},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4778103,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">pisses on you","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713696076365099.jpg","filename":"150729_01616-2Sig_wm5vvq.jpg"},"posted":1713696076},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4778192,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4776537
>looks around to make sure he hasn't embarrassed himself in front of anybody
Me","attachment":null,"posted":1713704912},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4778193,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778103
>that belly
What's he full of?","attachment":null,"posted":1713704974},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4778228,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778193
Nothing but piss to irrigate you with","attachment":null,"posted":1713708458},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4778234,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778228
But pee is stored in the balls","attachment":null,"posted":1713708913},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4778378,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4750970
gem","attachment":null,"posted":1713718976},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4778432,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778103
pretty damn based desu","attachment":null,"posted":1713721931},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4778916,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778103
genuinely i think swinging from the trees with your dick out pissing from the highest branches must be satisfying as fuck","attachment":null,"posted":1713769175},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4779384,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778103
i could fix this situation","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713829707436286.jpg","filename":"pissingpongo.jpg"},"posted":1713829707},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4779392,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4772735
today I had a dream where I was wearing a dress. and somehow didn’t have pants or underwear on either.
What does this mean bros?","attachment":null,"posted":1713830972},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4780177,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713917042348445.jpg","filename":"Tactical Espongonage Action.jpg"},"posted":1713917042},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4780284,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780177
a love of hats is a trait shared by all","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713926128283530.jpg","filename":"1599874833631.jpg"},"posted":1713926128},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4780360,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780284
love their goofy little smiles
they kinda remind me of old people","attachment":null,"posted":1713932819},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4780417,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780360
Well yeah, look at all the wrinkles","attachment":null,"posted":1713939537},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4780429,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780417
how come humans are so much smoother? i mean that orangutan looks fairly young yet still wrinkly","attachment":null,"posted":1713941235},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4780870,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779384
Idk what would be more entertaining. The head shot or watching it fall lifelessly out of the tree","attachment":null,"posted":1713988191},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4780873,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Clarkson deserves no respect.","attachment":null,"posted":1713988388},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4780879,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4780873
shush, Oisin","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1713988891165834.png","filename":"oshine.png"},"posted":1713988891},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4780905,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4778234
You have to be 18 to be on 4chan","attachment":null,"posted":1713990696},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4782119,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714101159444717.jpg","filename":"1689057006275686.jpg"},"posted":1714101159},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4782136,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782119
Woah
Don’t think I’ve ever seen one bare their teeth before
Pretty intimidating","attachment":null,"posted":1714103706},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4782157,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4779384
Good luck trying to aim with a scope covered in yellow","attachment":null,"posted":1714104865},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4782945,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4782136
it's a good thing they only feel anger towards palm oil consumers","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714163237694119.jpg","filename":"Gordon the anger man.jpg"},"posted":1714163237},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4783851,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714263991519809.jpg","filename":"Jenny,_the_first_orangutan_at_London_Zoo_(cropped).jpg"},"posted":1714263991},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4783853,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I fucking love orangutans, man. Remember that episode of drake and josh where that fucking prick wanted to eat one","attachment":null,"posted":1714264410},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4783855,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783853
no, but I remember that episode of futurama where that big alien nearly ate one","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714264579640669.jpg","filename":"Moderately_Attractive_Monkey.jpg"},"posted":1714264579},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4783859,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783855
Yeah it's cool though they call the cops on the rich guy trying to eat her","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714264777653021.jpg","filename":"hqdefault.jpg"},"posted":1714264777},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4783863,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783859
aw man what a cutie
should be with his/her mom though :(","attachment":null,"posted":1714264939},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4783989,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714278561113166.jpg","filename":"knowing smile.jpg"},"posted":1714278561},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4784011,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783859
>>4783863
I'm almost certain that's Archie. He was about that age in 2007, And he even had that same exact hairstyle. Archie was an "animal actor" at the time. Spent a few years at Universal Studios as an attraction, which is just as bad as any Thai zoo if you've ever seen it. He must have had an absolutely terrible childhood.
Oh, and then he moved to some nice place in Florida and had a little girl, I think you might know her name :-)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714280811263035.jpg","filename":"cahaya!.jpg"},"posted":1714280811},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4784063,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783851
Awww cute :3","attachment":null,"posted":1714287970},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4784064,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783853
Yes I do. They sold it for a couple thousand dollars and then stole it back iirc. Good times","attachment":null,"posted":1714288067},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4784065,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4783859
oh guess i misremembered","attachment":null,"posted":1714288155},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4784554,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784011
Archie has won the game of life by overcoming the hell that is child stardom and gaining a happy home for his own children
were we all so fortunate","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714337394197631.jpg","filename":"cahaya is a daddys girl.jpg"},"posted":1714337394},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4785273,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4759616
this says a lot about our society","attachment":null,"posted":1714423792},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4785319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4770987
Being in a shitty cage probably didn't put him in a great mood to begin with.","attachment":null,"posted":1714427649},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4785414,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4754099
what would the injuries be had the cage not been there? are we talking broken bones or a travis level tragedy?","attachment":null,"posted":1714438479},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4785498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785414
it would for sure bite the shit out of him and maybe break his leg, but I don't think orangutans usually go for the groin or face when they're pushed to violence","attachment":null,"posted":1714449512},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4785500,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785414
It looked pretty pissed off so I suspect some biting would be on the menu far sooner than it was actually attempted","attachment":null,"posted":1714449630},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4787011,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4785414
>>4785498
>>4785500
just going by what males do to eachother, they can destroy us pretty handily in a fist fight
I'm just glad pongos seem to know their own strength and stop short of anything fatal
they should be respected just like any other creature capable of doing great harm to you","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714605369750196.jpg","filename":"v_XsZjO-M0NsO7d4.jpg"},"posted":1714605369},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4787627,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731633
reminds me of that dad joke
My friend came up to me with a carrot in his ear so I asked him
"Why do you have a carrot in your ear?"
and he responded
"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CARROT IN MY EAR!"","attachment":null,"posted":1714669422},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4787682,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Clever monke
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-68942123","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714673932567438.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-02 at 19-18-13 Wounded orangutan seen using plant as medicine.png"},"posted":1714673932},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4787905,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787682
this hurts to look at it but wow it actually healed quite nicely","attachment":null,"posted":1714696786},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4787996,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4749893
god felt that they weren't cute enough","attachment":null,"posted":1714707247},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4787998,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731004
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-03/orangutan-uses-plant-for-medicine/103799228","attachment":null,"posted":1714707310},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4788031,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787682
His eyes are so human here. Lots of emotion expressed","attachment":null,"posted":1714711255},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4788032,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787682
How many levels of abstraction is this monkey on? That's fully human behavior.","attachment":null,"posted":1714711293},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4788188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4743790
you guys think he ever finished this book?","attachment":null,"posted":1714742258},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4788191,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787011
this is funny on such a fucked up level.. of all the fingers he could’ve bitten off he chose the most important and OP one. and the orangutan probably knows that too.","attachment":null,"posted":1714742678},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4789375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788032
it's equally appropriate to say what we do is pongo behavior","attachment":null,"posted":1714877570},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4789868,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787682
I just came here after seeing this news","attachment":null,"posted":1714939908},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4789917,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787682
>>4789868
>news
I mean... we've known about this behavior for years.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-017-16621-w","attachment":null,"posted":1714942573},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4790038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789375
I don’t think that’s true at all.","attachment":null,"posted":1714951568},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4790577,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788188
please understand
books are long","attachment":null,"posted":1715020286},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4790843,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790038
>>4789375
>>4788032
to be absolutely objective about it, they're both classic dryopithecine behavior","attachment":null,"posted":1715042261},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4791757,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715139275990972.jpg","filename":"beautiful baby pongo.jpg"},"posted":1715139275},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4792229,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why did God keep making animals when he already reached perfection with the orangutans?","attachment":null,"posted":1715194573},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4792351,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.thejakartapost.com/world/2024/05/08/malaysia-plans-to-introduce-orangutan-diplomacy.html
jesus christ.","attachment":null,"posted":1715204628},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4792366,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792229
same reason He gave Scotland terrible weather
we can't have too much perfection
>>4792351
Bongs made a mistake letting the Malayans have Sarawak
North Bornean Commonwealth when?","attachment":null,"posted":1715205505},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4792401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792366
>North Bornean Commonwealth when?
That would definitely be interesting lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715208611},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4792506,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792351
for what fucking purpose? what, like, to encourage palm oil production, or giving them a pongo in exchange for _limiting_ their palm oil production?","attachment":null,"posted":1715214397},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4792571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792506
encourage, of course
it's probably the most deranged thing I've ever heard","attachment":null,"posted":1715217433},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4792942,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715267014687699.jpg","filename":"Pongo and Panini.jpg"},"posted":1715267014},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4793200,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792942
this is so beautiful","attachment":null,"posted":1715291128},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4793314,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"They're whoring them out","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715302195218729.png","filename":"Untitled.png"},"posted":1715302195},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4793322,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792942
dudes just wanting to be friends
>>4793314
>>4792571
>>4792506
>>4792351
what terrible optics
"we cut down all our trees for cash crops
order in bulk now and you will receive the monkey that used to live in them"","attachment":null,"posted":1715303274},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4793351,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793314
>>4793322
Holy shit. That’s crazy. Surely this violates some international law on animal trafficking right?","attachment":null,"posted":1715305342},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4793391,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4737007
why does he look like kurt angle in that one meme","attachment":null,"posted":1715311051},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4793412,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793391
It's a lady orangutan","attachment":null,"posted":1715312572},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4793415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792351
>>4793322
>>4793391
The dumbest fucking part is that it's specifically targeted at the EU.
Malaysia got super mad after the EU said theyll ban nonsustainable palm oil/coffee/rubber...etc (law goes into effect december 2024).
Malaysia interpreted this as a direct sanction.
So like... the commodities minister is trying to bribe the EU into changing that law before it goes into effect.","attachment":null,"posted":1715313666},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4793424,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793351
While there are international agreements about controlling trade of endangered species - the "Convention of international trade in endangered species" being the most notable, said agreements rely on member governments to determine what is and is not legal to transfer out of a country. So if the Malaysian government says shipping orangutans is okay, no international agreement has been broken. As other have noted, this would be pretty similar to what the Chinese government has been doing with pandas and sending them abroad to zoos.","attachment":null,"posted":1715314546},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4793439,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"just saw kingdom of the planet of the apes
not enough pongo, but still very good","attachment":null,"posted":1715316290},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4793639,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793415
>>4793424
Guess Pongo numbers are gonna take a hit from this then. Hope it doesn’t get too bad
>>4793439
What a lengthy mouthful of a title","attachment":null,"posted":1715349249},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4793849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I was watching discovery channel's the ultimate guide to great apes and suddendly this pongo carrying a fucking trunk wiht its mouth came up.
How the fuck does he do it?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715371117872860.png","filename":"thgfdfs.png"},"posted":1715371117},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4793852,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793849
Here you can see it isn't attatched to a tree and actually carrying it with its mouth","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715371208330871.png","filename":"gwdafs.png"},"posted":1715371208},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4794363,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793849
>>4793852
feller's doing some landscaping","attachment":null,"posted":1715435331},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4795271,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793849
have you never seen a adult orangs fangs?? monster monkey fang grip power","attachment":null,"posted":1715558712},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4795644,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715602920229464.jpg","filename":"baimah.jpg"},"posted":1715602920},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4796121,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795644
oh my goodness she is so wonderfully rotund https://youtu.be/cwPo9vNEMgw","attachment":null,"posted":1715642484},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4797802,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795644
cute","attachment":null,"posted":1715828642},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4797877,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's fucking happening","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715837408267973.jpg","filename":"Untitled.jpg"},"posted":1715837408},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4798391,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4731393
>>4731437
>>4731496
>>4732471
Apparently there's another newborn at blackpool now
https://youtu.be/GnIvztuOP2Y?si=vVvZ7zTzJSXy9xYe
I'm heading there tomorrow, hopefully I can see one of them at least to give a progress report.","attachment":null,"posted":1715899175},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4798551,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795644
oh great. a female fat ass version of Benni. so gross, she is probably a disgusting lazy pig too","attachment":null,"posted":1715918110},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4798626,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798551
dumb fuck. she was put on a diet and lost weight. kill yourself joyless retard.","attachment":null,"posted":1715926230},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4798629,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Can someone help me make sense of this? I get chaotic evil because that's bad manners (at least by human standards) but it's almost the same as chaotic good. And why is neutral evil considered evil, is it because the orangutan is playing with its food?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715926963039398.png","filename":"1690587063685674.png"},"posted":1715926963},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4798647,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798391
oh my goodness
mum looks so tired. hope she gets plenty of rest. we’ll be eagerly awaiting your update anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1715929585},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4798820,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798629
i think some just wanted to make a collage of funny orangutans eating. none of the choices really make sense.","attachment":null,"posted":1715952456},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4798920,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798629
The NE pongo is obvious, he is using black magick in order to pervert the laws of nature to levitate his bounty
The contrast between CG and CE is that the chaotic good pongo displays humility in his indulgence while the chaotic evil pongo brazenly raises his chin skyward in arrogant defiance of our moral codes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715964015943591.png","filename":"1685140560086885.png"},"posted":1715964015},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4798964,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798820
lol u r the true neutral one licking the carton
>>4798920
and u r the lawful good one","attachment":null,"posted":1715968002},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4799070,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798920
You have a way with words…","attachment":null,"posted":1715976614},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4799083,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715977281401248.png","filename":"1699550575645835.png"},"posted":1715977281},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4799136,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799083
>M’sia
Ok, what is with this weird fucking word and why am I seeing it everytime I open the thread","attachment":null,"posted":1715981341},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4799141,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799136
Pretty sure it's just an abbreviation of Malaysia","attachment":null,"posted":1715981527},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4799167,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799141
I figured but it seems so… off. I don’t ever see it before now","attachment":null,"posted":1715982927},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4799370,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799083
>We live in a world where pongos can stroll into stores and just take stuff
They should find it and force it to repay the money it owes","attachment":null,"posted":1715991929},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4799762,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">https://youtu.be/ZFRmrdPso9U
JARANG UPDATE!","attachment":null,"posted":1716044499},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4799788,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799762
>>4798647
>>4798391
Oh I was just going to say, I made it to Blackpool to see the lads. Came all the way from America just for this, so it was a bit of a journey.
Can confirm the new baby is a boy, and he's looking great. Summer is doing a fantastic job.
They have her and her baby together with Jingga and Jarang.
Jarang... well it's really tough still. He's getting stronger since the last Ape Tracker video, but just barely. Jingga still carries him around like a ragdoll most of the time, when she's not leaving him alone on some ledge. I did see him hanging onto her ventral side for a short while, and he was sitting upright on his own for a little bit. But he's very shaky. He still struggles to move and grasp. He still has that big swelling in his groin. And he's so extremely small for his age, which is something you don't really register from the videos. He's hardly bigger than the newborn.
Speaking of which, I saw Jingga staring at Summer and the newborn quite a bit (and vice versa). I can only hope that means she'll learn a thing or two about how to hold a baby. That's what the staff planned for by putting them together, at least.
Actually, my secret hope is that Summer just steals Jarang and raises them both like over at Dudley Zoo. If that's even enough.
I don't know if it's just Jingga's parenting or if there's something congenital going on. Is Jingga acting that way toward Jarang because he is too weak to grasp, or is he too weak because of her parenting? Maybe both? Anyway, I don't think it's the staff. There's signs posted everywhere about how they understand what is happening is a challenge, and parts of the enclosure are blocked off from view for privacy. I think they really are trying to help in an utterly impossible situation. I was on the fence about that idea until I actually saw the place firsthand. Utterly heartbreaking to see.","attachment":null,"posted":1716046926},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4799930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4784011
To be fair, Hollywood ruins the lives and childhoods of humans too","attachment":null,"posted":1716060226},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4800182,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798629
All of the evil ones should be flangelets","attachment":null,"posted":1716087850},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4800203,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799788
That’s tough to hear. I hope Summer and the new baby’s presence has a positive impact on Jingga and Jarang as well. A part of me is more… assured since apparently there’s signs and stuff now, clearly many concerned patrons have reached out, but it’s saddening to hear Jarang hasn’t made much progress. I wonder if he has some kind of developmental disorder. Even if he’s not hitting milestones like walking and clinging, how is it that he’s still the size of a newborn? You’d think he grow in size regardless. But admittedly I don’t know much about babies. Thank you for the update anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1716091150},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4800757,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"where can i watch the full episodes of orangutan jungle school?","attachment":null,"posted":1716158096},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4800844,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800757
Simthsonian (Paramount+) for the US version. Sky Nature for the UK version. NHKオンデマンド for the superior NHK recut.
https://www.nhk-ondemand.jp/program/P201900195900000/","attachment":null,"posted":1716162326},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4800893,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800844
thanks anon","attachment":null,"posted":1716164376},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4801224,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716198527493658.jpg","filename":"budi for ants.jpg"},"posted":1716198527},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4801225,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716198588449772.jpg","filename":"do you have any games on your phone.jpg"},"posted":1716198588},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4803348,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799788
>>4800203
finally got the photos off my phone","attachment":null,"posted":1716397574},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4803352,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803348","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716397935253897.jpg","filename":"Summer and baby.jpg"},"posted":1716397935},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4803353,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803352","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716397997218998.jpg","filename":"Jarang hanging 1.jpg"},"posted":1716397997},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4803355,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803353","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716398069483799.jpg","filename":"Jarang hanging 2.jpg"},"posted":1716398069},{"board":"an","thread":4731004,"pid":4803359,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803355
And ending on a positive note","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716398229284282.jpg","filename":"Jarang Held.jpg"},"posted":1716398229}]}
{"title":"/plant/ - Wych Elm Edition","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4786793,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Welcome to /plant/, the happy green place on this blue board, where growers, gardeners and horticulturists share their love for things that grow.
Newbies and amateurs are very welcome, and we’ll always try to answer your questions.
>Flora of the World
http://www.worldfloraonline.org/
>Plants of the World Online
https://powo.science.kew.org/
>Hardiness zones
https://www.plantmaps.com/
>Plant ID Sites
https://identify.plantnet.org/
https://wildflowersearch.org/
>Pests and Diseases
https://www.rhs.org.uk/advice/advice-search
https://www.growveg.com/plant-diseases/us-and-canada/
>Thousands of Botanical Illustrations
http://www.plantillustrations.org/
>Cacti and Succulents
https://worldofsucculents.com/
https://www.cactiguide.com/
https://www.succulentguide.com/
>Carnivorous plants
https://botany.org/home/resources/carnivorous-plants-insectivorous-plants.html
https://carnivorousplants.org/grow/guides
>Alpine plants
https://www.alpinegardensociety.net/plants/
>Ponds
https://www.wildlifetrusts.org/actions/how-build-pond
>How to Make a Terrarium
https://terrariumtribe.com/diy-terrarium-guide/
>Old Thread
>>4768906","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714590544004137.jpg","filename":"wych-elm-canopy-epping-forest-v6f17-richard-osbourne[1].jpg"},"posted":1714590544},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4786900,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786793
I've got a few questions. At a company event, we were given potted cyclamen (sowbread) plants. Very pretty. I maintained mine well, I even revitalized another coworker's one who kept it at his office where the plant didn't like it. I got two more at bad shape which I couldn't revitalize and only the bulb remained. Cyclamen are winter plants, and they hibernate during the summer in the ground.
Should I water the bulbs throughout the summer or just leave them dry until winter? Should I put some potting mix on top of them, since their tops are exposed to the air?
The couple which thrived extraordinarily long past winter recently encountered a heat wave and now they're exposing their seeds. I've tried germinating earlier seeds using YouTube guides, to no success. Washed with soap, washed with water, left in cabinet in moist paper towel, nothing happened. I tried throwing them in some potting mix I keep moist, still no change. How do I germinate these seeds to create a cyclamen empire?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714597437122031.jpg","filename":"2024-02-23-17-33-15-5562.jpg"},"posted":1714597437},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4786915,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I had hyacinth I forgot about come up earlier than everything else this year (Zone 6A) and subesequently lose their flowers due to random snow.
Can I dig them up and move them elsewhere or do I need to wait for the leaves to die down first?","attachment":null,"posted":1714598792},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4786948,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786900
>>4786915
These are both best planted in Autumn.
Cyclamens can dry out easily in Summer if they are unestablished. They are fussy as hell though in my experience.
Let the Hyacinth foliage die down and plant the bulb late Summer or early Autumn. They aren't so fussy though so it should grow back next Spring no issue.","attachment":null,"posted":1714601343},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787097,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">found a single tiny stalk of knotweed trying to grow in my front lawn
How serious is this? A seed probably got transported by a car driving by . I just plucked it out","attachment":null,"posted":1714612820},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787183,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What do guys think about people who think your faggot and unmanly for liking flowers?
Personally if had to run business, wouldn't mind it being flower shop or plant nursery.","attachment":null,"posted":1714619442},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787194,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787097
Just keep an eye on that area.","attachment":null,"posted":1714620145},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787241,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786793
>Wych Elm
Is that the coolest name for a plant or what","attachment":null,"posted":1714624846},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787243,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787183
A plant nursery sounds cool. Pretty relaxing too","attachment":null,"posted":1714624986},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My yard is full of dandelions. I tell myself it’s more natural to have them but really I just get too mad if I’m trying to get rid of them because I feel like I’m doing it for someone else and the big lawn companies are winning. But they look like shit once they release their seeds. God damn Big Lawn, they’re ruining everything.","attachment":null,"posted":1714629242},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787294,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787183
It sounds like you have just as much of a problem with gay people as those other people do.
I personally don't give a shit what other people think about me and what I like.
But I do think that people who think like the people you describe are completely fucked in the head. I wouldn't want anything to do with them.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714630863963926.png","filename":"h0AB7B4C4.png"},"posted":1714630863},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787316,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787287
Use a hori hori and dig em out.","attachment":null,"posted":1714633743},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787333,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787183
New Zealand has giant ferns","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714638589613056.jpg","filename":"5tu58R.jpg"},"posted":1714638589},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787337,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786948
Alright. Do you have any info regarding the seeds?","attachment":null,"posted":1714639258},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787662,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My plants enjoying the sun","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714671777781902.jpg","filename":"20240501_170012.jpg"},"posted":1714671777},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787712,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787662
Based sun enjoyers","attachment":null,"posted":1714676626},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787720,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My first garden harvest - kale - is coming to the end of its life. I'm seeing flowers and seeds, so I know it's going to die before too long. Questions:
>any benefit to removing or leaving the stems in the ground? Can I bury them to rot and provide nutrients for next gen?
>how likely is it to successfully self-seed? I've got around a half dozen plants in a ~2'x2' square inside my larger plot, with spinach and green onions adjacent.","attachment":null,"posted":1714677270},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787726,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787183
They're usually ok with anything I do because of my charming personality
This said I don't really try to meet people but when I do it's usually women because I'm not a faggot in order to run up to random men and try to befriend them, only when it's inevitable or they need help but don't really have any motive to be close friends with people
Women are usually fine with me liking flowers, they're ok with anything you do as long as you're good looking/have an attractive personality/treat them with respect
Apart from all of this God is the most important, God and the souls of the unbelievers, It's important what they think sure but only in order to figure out a way to get them closer to God and eternal life
Even the coldest hearted people turn into little children if you treat them with love, patience and admiration and comprehensive understanding that their soul will either end up in hell or heaven
So they usually end up liking or simply not caring about the things I like
Literally wrote an essay for no reason btw, I can feel the amazing atheists coming to call me a schizo","attachment":null,"posted":1714677953},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787732,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787729
God is real lol","attachment":null,"posted":1714679048},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787737,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787726
>God is the most important
Alhamdulillah akhi fi al iiman","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714679290920623.jpg","filename":"05e7a7e6-bc07-47a1-af8e-5943260b0a1c.jpg"},"posted":1714679290},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787753,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787729
>I have an intense, deep-seated hatred for a group of people because they won't let me murder my baby","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714681350297884.gif","filename":"1706361678629214.gif"},"posted":1714681350},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787770,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787753
>Early term abortion: That's murdering a baby because, bible
>Masturbation: That's murdering a baby, because, bible
>Menstruation: That's murdering a baby, because, bible
>Existing: You are murdering babies by reabsorbing cells, because, bible
When does it really end? It's just a tumor, man.
You can avoid this madness if only you
1: Plant devil's trumpet to deter missionaries
2: HAIL SATAN!
HAIL SATAN!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714682545052340.jpg","filename":"HAIL SATAN.jpg"},"posted":1714682545},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787773,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Which plants should I grow to appease the dark gods? I've heard blackthorn is devil approved","attachment":null,"posted":1714682703},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787778,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787773
>Plant kudzu along your fencelines for privacy from nosy solicitors
>Someone keep opening the gate? Hide a giant hogweed in there
>Aconitums are a nice decorative flower that wouldn't hurt a fly","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714683284437247.jpg","filename":"0002156-LGPT.jpg"},"posted":1714683284},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787779,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787726
Good one, cunt. You've derailed the comfiest general on the board. Fuck off and whine about people thinking you're gay somewhere else.","attachment":null,"posted":1714683583},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787782,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Plum tree bloomed too early again
This always happens when I forget to hail satan on new years
At least it was pretty","attachment":null,"posted":1714683939},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787833,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">find a 3 year old pack of cherry tomato seeds in the space behind my little seed cabinet
>Don't expect them to seed since they're completely dessicated so I just go hogwild with them
>Pic related a few weeks later
I realize it's gonna vary from plant to plant but how long do seeds actually last? I've got some habanero seeds I was given that I assumed were trash. Might try them too.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714688602771887.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240502_171424.jpg"},"posted":1714688602},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787858,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787779
Yeah some lunatic always jumps in when God is mencioned
>They'll hate you because of me","attachment":null,"posted":1714691428},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787860,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787773
Demons hate myrrh and exorcised olive oil","attachment":null,"posted":1714691606},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787901,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"4787729
unhinged deranged post, do not engage or become retarded by proximity","attachment":null,"posted":1714695954},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787902,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787862
Based Christians cucking whoever the fuck you’re whining about","attachment":null,"posted":1714696182},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787910,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I really like plants
They make me smile a lot
Plants are my true frens
:)
Also my morning glories germinated in like 1 day. I was afraid they were planted too late but things might be ok lads","attachment":null,"posted":1714697577},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">mfw the bamboo rhizomes I planted last year are sending up new shoots
Took them from the side of the street when riding my bike. No way I was going to spend the $150 my local nursery was charging","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714700155408343.jpg","filename":"0e9.jpg"},"posted":1714700155},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787939,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787662
plont","attachment":null,"posted":1714701171},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4787945,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787930
I did the same with black locust. Stupid shops wouldn't ship to my state so I found a local one to dig up.","attachment":null,"posted":1714701879},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787720
Depending on the variety, kale is great at being a perennial and self seeding. Continue taking care of it until/if it dies, and mulch the area before the next frost.","attachment":null,"posted":1714712088},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788076,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787930
I mean some people would pay to have their bamboo removed. And nurseries charge absurd prices.","attachment":null,"posted":1714720798},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788087,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714722626546541.gif","filename":"patrician tree.gif"},"posted":1714722626},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788088,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788087
Should I invest in this tree? do they have ornamental value?","attachment":null,"posted":1714722831},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788090,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714723026527357.png","filename":"Make Scotland Green Again.png"},"posted":1714723026},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788098,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788088
>Should I invest in this tree?
Don't know, ask /biz/ if you don't want any profit.
>do they have ornamental value?
Female trees' "fruits" stink, but leaves in autumn are pure kino experience.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714724269014457.png","filename":"gin.png"},"posted":1714724269},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788123,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787930
Absolutely based. Cover the earth in bamboo, I shit on native species. I personally plant all my bamboo directly against my property boundaries too, great screening. Fuck the neighbours, not my problem.","attachment":null,"posted":1714731198},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Reminder that the Bald Cypress should be introduced to the swamps in Europe","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714736964082777.jpg","filename":"5T3lQFc.jpg"},"posted":1714736964},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788154
That looks cool so I’m inclined to agree","attachment":null,"posted":1714738102},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788165,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788090
So lush…
So vibrant…","attachment":null,"posted":1714738183},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788171,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Fuck I hate climates with seasons bros... I wish the Earth had no axial tilt, or better yet was tidally locked to the sun.","attachment":null,"posted":1714739183},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788247,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Reminder if you're in the PNW to plant devils club in the name of our lord and savior Satan (and because dumb hippies overpay for it if you put it in a cheap capsule and say it cures autism)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714745015711228.jpg","filename":"il_570xN.3958437403_l67q.jpg"},"posted":1714745015},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788247
>disjunct populations in Lake Superior over a thousand miles away from the PNW
Wtf bros how did they get there","attachment":null,"posted":1714782346},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788828,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787183
I used to work in a flower shop and plenty of men buy flowers for themselves, they tend to be older and just wanted some colour in their home or something that smells nice, their taste in flowers are usually different, looks more like something you just cut from the garden.","attachment":null,"posted":1714801967},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788829,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787287
You can eat dandelions, they are delicious.","attachment":null,"posted":1714802028},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788841,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786793
How do I get into planting.. trees?","attachment":null,"posted":1714805408},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4788883,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I have some fig cuttings on their way that I would prefer not to lose.
As far as I understand cuttings only need humidity and air right?
Majority perlite with some compost should be good medium right?
Saw some fig pop methods... Basically just use plastic bags which is good cause I don't have tall pots , I will be getting big pots once I know how many cuttings survived.","attachment":null,"posted":1714819015},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789284,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Decided to go through and take some cuttings
My ficus Audrey to the right is having some trouble growing, no signs of stress. I might let the soil dry out for an extra week.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714868945314321.jpg","filename":"1714868761490966139145249349252.jpg"},"posted":1714868945},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789289,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789284
Good luck to your cuttings, they can be a bitch sometimes","attachment":null,"posted":1714869106},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"round up people who capitalise species names and liquidate them","attachment":null,"posted":1714881167},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My tree fern is coming along nicely. His most recent leaf is finally growing more tall and straight to catch the sunlight better. Not sure if he'll benefit from that, now that summer is approaching but I'll see.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714916510093208.jpg","filename":"20240505_154111.jpg"},"posted":1714916510},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789568,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789566
Ferns are cool, will definitely get some in the future.
Tree ferns grow very slowly no? I don't think I'm patient enough for those.","attachment":null,"posted":1714916713},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789603,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789568
When I purchased mine, I was told that after twenty years, they'll only sit at 1,60m in height. However, it's great watching them roll out a new leaf every now and then - pic related was him in January on the day I purchased him.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714920288726491.jpg","filename":"2024-01-14 132941.jpg"},"posted":1714920288},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789619,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hello I recently got interested in non-native trees that I could plant here in continental Europe. I want to plant the giant sequoia as it can grow pretty well here. Does someone know an EU based site where I could order such a tree?","attachment":null,"posted":1714921236},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789621,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Got my parents some trees for their backyard, I live in southwest Ohio near Cincinnati. Two raspberry bushes, one blackberry bush, an apple tree, a peach tree, a pear tree, an apricot tree and a cherry tree. The apricot tree felt unusual, but it was my mother's wish and you don't deny mother.","attachment":null,"posted":1714921346},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789631,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789621
Btw you might get rats, mice, other critters when you have fruit. Its inevitable","attachment":null,"posted":1714922000},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789636,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789631
That’s fine, it’s a 40x20m backyard already infested with crawdads so mice won’t really hurt unless they get smarmy with the house.","attachment":null,"posted":1714923005},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789637,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789636
>crawdads
Based, do you set up traps and make a crawdad boil?","attachment":null,"posted":1714923252},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789728,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789637
>Based, do you set up traps and make a crawdad boil?
Not yet! My parents just recently got the house and are only moving in this Tuesday for the summer. Peak Boomer, right? Anyway, I'll tell 'em about getting crawdad traps when I see them for the inaugural move-in. Damndest thing, you wouldn't expect crawdads in the ground, but those holes don't lie.","attachment":null,"posted":1714930227},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789859,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789401
Strange pet peeve","attachment":null,"posted":1714939425},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4789975,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789401
Don't forget those who refuse to write the genus.","attachment":null,"posted":1714946836},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4790025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Do I really need to support raspberries or can I just let it grow all over the place?","attachment":null,"posted":1714950721},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4790326,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789566
>>4789603
what sort is it? cyathea? dicksonia?","attachment":null,"posted":1714982880},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4790328,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Turns your garden into perfume paradise....","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714983355242104.png","filename":"sn.png"},"posted":1714983355},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4790335,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789401
>round up people who capitalise species names and liquidate them
Let's try to educate them first. Give them a chance.
>>4789975
>Don't forget those who refuse to write the genus
I agree. That is the worst. People need to understand that saying "Muh longifolia" or shit like that means nothing. There are loads of different longifolias from loads of different genera.
We need to know the genus in order to know which species you're talking about...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714984761462924.jpg","filename":"AdrianHardyHaworth17671833-vi.jpg"},"posted":1714984761},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4790339,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790328
Been thinking about replacing a Forsythia hedge with American elderberry or redbuds. I'll probably do it next year when I get plant money.","attachment":null,"posted":1714985329},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4790340,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789619
UPDATE:
I'm considering ordering 50 giant sequoia seeds from this seller www.ebay.com/itm/114149043077 do you guys think he's legit? Seems kinda risky ordering them since the tree could be any random conifer and I wouldn't know until years later at which point I would've already invested a lot of time in the seedlings.","attachment":null,"posted":1714985727},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4790411,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Floating carnivorous island in the foreground, water lilies in the middle, bald cypresses in the background. Rate Zagreb's botanical garden","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714998001808183.jpg","filename":"ZAGREB4.jpg"},"posted":1714998001},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4790458,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790326
Dicksonia antarctica. I've been told that tree ferns are only for advanced plant carers and while it is true that his leafs turned a yellowish green when I forgot to water him for two days before repotting, he recovered no problem. Compensated by layering different soil types in his pot.
I have absolutely no idea on what to do once he becomes too big for my house. Man's been unfolding a leaf every month.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715008268125505.jpg","filename":"20240506_171040.jpg"},"posted":1715008268},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4790467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790458
Too bad these can't do outside in central Europe. Otherwise I'd be planting them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715009223},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4790507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790467
I am in central Europe and one day, my fern will have to go outside. They can tolerate temperatures of -7 degree Celsius and as long as the stem is protected, it shouldn't be a problem. I might even buy a second tree fern as an experiment to see if the spot below my elderflower is sufficiently shielded during winter. Otherwise, I'll have to construct a hut for my main one specifically.","attachment":null,"posted":1715013391},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4790738,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790458
dude that's cool as fuck
there's a like 20 foot one near where I live. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone growing one","attachment":null,"posted":1715032056},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4790775,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790458
I got two a few months ago.
One is staying inside, one is outside, that will be put in the garage over winter.
As you said, it's going to take 5, 6 years until the inside one will be to big for my room.","attachment":null,"posted":1715034668},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791043,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why haven't plants/fungi evolved to eat non insects?","attachment":null,"posted":1715064093},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791054,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791043
They have
Also, they haven't needed to; photosynthesis kinda works.
Puya have been known to sneer sheep in their spikes, the sheep dies and fertilises the earth.
I got four of these to germinate, I have three still alive.
Fungi 'eats' decaying matter.","attachment":null,"posted":1715066216},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791084,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4786793
Can anyone help me. I want to plant peppers but I don't know a thing about planting plants.
Is this soil still usable if it has been like this for years?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715072334512570.jpg","filename":"20240507_095716.jpg"},"posted":1715072334},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791085,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791084
I also have this box. Should I use it?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715072448434775.jpg","filename":"20240507_095959.jpg"},"posted":1715072448},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791102,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791084
Pull everything out, 30cm square of clean space for each plant.
Buy a cheap bag of compost and take a big spade full, or four big double cupped handfuls and work it into the soil.
Plant 3 seeds and cross your fingers.
Or buy a plant from a garden centre if you have one in mind.
Or start the seeds off inside, but again, use 2 or 3 seeds for each plant you want.
Tell people where you live, it looks good anyway.","attachment":null,"posted":1715075097},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791103,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791085
Flaunting all them strelitzia outside.
You're not in Europe then.","attachment":null,"posted":1715075294},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791106,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791102
Portugal. Summer is starting so I think now should be a good time to do this.
Thank you for the advice. I want to start with the seeds and to learn how to grow them. I want bell peppers in that huge space. My only probablem there is that past 1pm the house starts blocking sunlight there. Is it still fine?
>>4791103
That side of the garden will stay for the flowers at least for now. I just want a space to grow peppers.","attachment":null,"posted":1715076903},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791119,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788154
I miss FL…
The swamps are so nice and under appreciated.","attachment":null,"posted":1715079371},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791130,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791106
Should be fine. Of course the more sun the better but you still have plenty of hours of sunlight. Good luck growing peppers.","attachment":null,"posted":1715080154},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791119
Agreed. Might plant some of those bald cypress here in Europe. Also reminder that the purpose of the aerial roots sticking out of the ground is unknown. There were two hypotheses but they are now essentially debunked. One is that the aerial roots serve to get extra oxygen, and the other is that the aerial roots serve a structural purpose.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715080353221212.jpg","filename":"KneeSwamp5.jpg"},"posted":1715080353},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791288,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"hey bros, might not be the right place for it but any shouts for a grow light for two bonsai? the shit ive seen recommended looks like what youd want if you wanted to grow a 5 tonnes of weed a month","attachment":null,"posted":1715099306},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791363,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791043
Plants do. Frogs and whatever else can fit in pitcher plants get eaten","attachment":null,"posted":1715104943},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791411,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791288
Just grow 'em in the sun mate.","attachment":null,"posted":1715109478},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791412,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791411
got norf facin flat lad so dont get much intense sunlight
might be fine still but would like consistency","attachment":null,"posted":1715109727},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791497,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why does jalapeno drop flowers? Should I keep it in shade during the flowering phase? I figured that it's dropping flowers because it's probably too hot. Normally around 25C but in direct sun it gets easily close to 30C. I've kept the soil moist consistently and fertilized regularly.","attachment":null,"posted":1715116568},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791622,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791103
strelitzias are basic bitch granny plants and they're ugly","attachment":null,"posted":1715128141},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791640,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791622
Your mom is ugly","attachment":null,"posted":1715130403},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791662,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791640
my point stands","attachment":null,"posted":1715131586},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791833,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791622
Define bitch granny please.
Sterlitzia are kinda rear in the UK","attachment":null,"posted":1715147502},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791887,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What's happened to my dragon tree?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715157680089902.jpg","filename":"20240508_094007.jpg"},"posted":1715157680},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791622
S. juncea is cool, it doesn't have leaves.","attachment":null,"posted":1715158436},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4791892,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791622
>>4791890","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715158498080848.jpg","filename":"1445842122_Strelitzia-juncea-3955130418.jpg"},"posted":1715158498},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791887
Does it get direct sunlight?","attachment":null,"posted":1715179612},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792164,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792025
No","attachment":null,"posted":1715189465},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792325,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"came here to read the OP and ask for first terrarium advice and you retards are arguing about sexuality and religion
is nowhere safe from schizophrenic americans ruining this website","attachment":null,"posted":1715203228},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792352,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788087
>>4788088
>>4788098
how long to go from a 200L nursery purchase to a proper tree like that
will it do it in my life time? will it do it in less than 20 years?
i want to plant a big tree in the middle of the garden at my new house and that looks absolutely kino for the kids and dog to grow up with","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715204633922594.png","filename":"1696722309780583.png"},"posted":1715204633},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792364,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792325
Why read it?
Just read what you're here for ya dick.
Are you the kinda idiot that clicks on adverts?","attachment":null,"posted":1715205460},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792369,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792325
What kind of massive retard gets butthurt for people talking about random shit
Shit that can be ignored
You're literally like a retard, think about it","attachment":null,"posted":1715205663},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792364
>Are you the kinda idiot that clicks on adverts?
only if i think they'll get me laid","attachment":null,"posted":1715205935},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792384,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792325
Learn to ignore things, see >>4792369","attachment":null,"posted":1715207083},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792393,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792369
is this post intentionally ironic","attachment":null,"posted":1715207994},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792400,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792393
You can actually ignore texts you don't want to read and just focus on the things you want to
Amazing, I bet it's like discovering a superpower for you
I mean guess what, you don't actually have to get upset","attachment":null,"posted":1715208610},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792423,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791833
no I mean basic bitch / granny
only basic bitches or grannies like strelitzias","attachment":null,"posted":1715210129},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792452,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792400
You seem very upset is it just cause someone was mean to Americans?","attachment":null,"posted":1715212160},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792485,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792423
They're fairly unusual in the UK as the conditions aren't ideal to grow them.
Basic bitches here grow easy stuff like Monstera and Ficus, grannies grow Hydrangeas and Begonias.","attachment":null,"posted":1715213806},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792514,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792485
I mean basic more in the taste sense. Where I'm from they're just the default hardware store plant and they still take a ridiculous amount of upkeep to look good since they keep any dead leaves or flowers indefinitely and generate more constantly.","attachment":null,"posted":1715214968},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why are plants so expensive","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715216505505206.jpg","filename":"pepe.jpg"},"posted":1715216505},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792551,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787782
>Live in Ohio
>Fruit trees bloom during the initial blast of warmth
>Oops! Snap freeze!
>Flowers die
Every time. We still get fruit because they're still trees, but for once I want a proper bloom with the first fruits of spring.","attachment":null,"posted":1715216647},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792748,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787782
My plums this year said fuck it and didn't even bother with putting on flowers.
Every other tree at least had flowers that frozen.","attachment":null,"posted":1715229632},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792751,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are plastics 2 (HDPE) and 4 (LDPE) actually safe as pots for growing vegetables in outdoors, or have I been psyopped by Big Petro shills?","attachment":null,"posted":1715230056},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792814,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792352
What if the tree turns out to be female and starts dropping disgusting fruits.","attachment":null,"posted":1715239483},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792815,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792751
I know next to knowing about medicine, science, chemistry etc but I avoid plastics and prefer to plant in clay pots.","attachment":null,"posted":1715239573},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792825,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I excavated the monkey puzzle tree because I felt it was planted too deep. How deep should I plant it?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715241545092169.jpg","filename":"MONKEY_PUZZLE.jpg"},"posted":1715241545},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792844,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792825
3
that little wound around 4 will probably grow into a root","attachment":null,"posted":1715244833},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792847,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792825
roll","attachment":null,"posted":1715245347},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792851,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"can any lads help me identify if a mate's marijuana plant is male or female? or is that kinda shit not really what an is for","attachment":null,"posted":1715246888},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792891,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792815
I do too, but the weight is starting to become an issue. A 14 inch 40qt pot weighs 12lbs, but if you go up to a 17 inch pot it more than doubles to 28lbs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715256518},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792904,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792891
how much does a 17 inch pot cost where you live?","attachment":null,"posted":1715259156},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792906,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792904
About 30 freedom dollarydoos, which I suppose given its weight and the shipping costs isn't totally unreasonable. The real gouge is the clay saucer, that's $20. But again, I'm less concerned about the price than the weight.","attachment":null,"posted":1715260936},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792910,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"So I have a question
I'll include a photo of what I think is the stem in my next post but is it normal this to happen? I feel like the biggest grape vine ever is just growing in my back yard am confused if the stem is this giant thing coming out of the ground or the vine has just wrapped around a dead tree so intensely that it just looks like it's the tree?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715261538174919.jpg","filename":"20240509_090108.jpg"},"posted":1715261538},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4792912,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792910","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715261613796941.jpg","filename":"20240509_090206.jpg"},"posted":1715261613},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793035,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Ordered some seeds for these thick trees. Apparently they do well in Europe.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715276023813104.jpg","filename":"CarTree20180711-163542-largejpg.jpg"},"posted":1715276023},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793060,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792452
I was upset someone genuinely got upset because people went off topic for 5 minutes
It's like a discord mod","attachment":null,"posted":1715278937},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793063,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792549
They're so cheap here in south America, this place is like paradise, once civilization as we know it disappears this place will thrive","attachment":null,"posted":1715279042},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793091,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793063
Have you ever see native Monkey Puzzles?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715281734279056.jpg","filename":"Araucaria_araucana_by_Scott_Zona_-_002.jpg"},"posted":1715281734},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793150,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793091
Yeah they're everywhere here, I have one like a 5 minute walk from my house
They look insane once you start looking at it closely, like an alien species, don't really know why they're so unique","attachment":null,"posted":1715285652},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793152,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793035
That is some based ass three, looks unique to those particular regions where good white folks inhabit for some reason","attachment":null,"posted":1715285939},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792910
>>4792912
Grapes grow a pretty thick trunk, I don't think there's any dead tree in there.","attachment":null,"posted":1715286718},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793187,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793091
whole bunch of bunyas where I live which are a very close relative, on almost the exact opposite side of the planet","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715290151169491.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1715290151},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793489,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793187
Here's some Norfolk pines that have been naturalized to Ascension island. In fact most of the plants you see in the picture have been introduced to the island. Some of them by Joseph Hooker who was encouraged by Darwin.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715323244791281.jpg","filename":"LikenoOtherPlaceOnEarth5.jpg"},"posted":1715323244},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793506,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793489
You live there?","attachment":null,"posted":1715325764},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793515,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793506
nope.","attachment":null,"posted":1715327677},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793524,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Keep collection of plants in my bedroom with grow lights.
>Night time comes so I turn the lights off.
>Within a few minutes, can pick up the scent of plants for a while.
>This happens every time.
Whats going on exactly?","attachment":null,"posted":1715329585},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793527,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792352
They don't grow fast but they can live for centuries. The major drawback is the stink of the female fruits.
So, it is advisable to plant several of them because:
a) you can cull down the females if the stink of the fruits is too much to bear for you
b) you may grow a healthy family of ginkgos which can reproduce","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715330425100586.png","filename":"gb.png"},"posted":1715330425},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793619,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793527
almost bought one of these at the nursery today. Only reason I didn't is because there's a chance it will turn out female. I need some time to contemplate the probabilities.","attachment":null,"posted":1715347422},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793627,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793619
They're probably not female. Nurseries know nobody wants their rotting fruit so they grow ginkgos from seed and then graft male cuttings onto the root. If you see a bunch of suckers popping up then you know it's been grafted.","attachment":null,"posted":1715348078},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793638,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793627
Yeah I bet the nurseries here don't do that lol. They are just looking tu cut cost and not people that buy the ginkgo here don't even know they can make disgusting fruit.","attachment":null,"posted":1715349149},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793674,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The jalapeno plant that I have inside has grown to be over one meter tall. Still not any peppers though. House turns into a jungle.","attachment":null,"posted":1715354218},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793693,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I love pineappleweed","attachment":null,"posted":1715356167},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793695,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791497
>I figured that it's dropping flowers because it's probably too hot.
It might be this. I tried growing one last year in my new greenhouse (before I blocked off the sunset-facing windows and installed a shape tarp) and it never grew any peppers because it got way too hot in there.","attachment":null,"posted":1715356253},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793697,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793695
shade tarp*","attachment":null,"posted":1715356313},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793701,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What are some houseplants that require low lights and will increase the humidity?
I want to make a jungle in my room, cause everytime the humidity drops my nose is full which is annoying when you work from home and spend most of your time indoors.","attachment":null,"posted":1715356790},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793701
Have you considered a little electrical fountain? I have one of those little waterfall things with that spinning glass ball at the very top and I keep it right next to my Nepenthes and it seems to do a lot for humidity.
Lucky Bamboo can sit in a water/sand filled jar. Spiderplants, Anthuriums and Peace Lillies might be worth looking into. Maybe a Fern?","attachment":null,"posted":1715358195},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793741,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793701
>will increase the humidity
That's only possible if you have a lot of plants (I mean at least fifty in the room you want more humidity in) with big leaves or tons of smaller leaves close to each other. If the humidity drops at night, you need succulents, which will be impossible with low light, but if the humidity drops during the day, you need 'normal' understory plants. Pick anything you like the looks of, just make sure you get a lot of them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715361355},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793783,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793674
Don't they need quite a decent amount of direct sunlight?","attachment":null,"posted":1715365580},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793785,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793701
Wait I thought humidity makes your nose runny, do you live near the coast?","attachment":null,"posted":1715365685},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793821,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793718
>Maybe a Fern?
I like ferns.
>>4793785
I don't know. When I'm outside all is fine, but when I'm inside all day I get cold/full nose.
I was told it's due to low humidity indoors.
I'm in central Europe, no water near by.","attachment":null,"posted":1715369528},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793871,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793821
May be spores in your home
The levels of humidity where I live are insane I get a runny nose and when I go to the desert away from the coast it's all good
What city do you live in exactly? Google the humidity levels of your city
Anyways it all goes away if your inmune system is good","attachment":null,"posted":1715372129},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793945,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793524
Stress
Humidity rising
Air movement (from you)
You becoming more aware
Change of your clothes or everyday smell to a room of plants
Prove me wrong, but these are some pretty good explanations of the top of my head","attachment":null,"posted":1715379063},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793965,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793701
you're falling for a journalist/marketing meme, just like "houseplants purify your air".
go buy a humidifier. it will cost less than a room full of plants, it won't care about light conditions, and it will actually fucking work","attachment":null,"posted":1715380980},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793985,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792814
thats not how tree gender works, it wont 'turn out' to 'be female'
also this is a genetically modified male only variant anyway","attachment":null,"posted":1715383332},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4793988,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787183
I'm a 6'4 skinhead, everyone listens respectfully when I sperg out about the dangers of vegetative miscegenation.","attachment":null,"posted":1715383841},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4794002,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793783
I think so that's why they're next to a window.","attachment":null,"posted":1715385862},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4794005,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"No picture because I'm lazy, but I have an orchid and one of the roots has what appears to be a cut and it's browning. Should I cut the whole root or can I just shave away the brown part and hope for the best?","attachment":null,"posted":1715386007},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4794010,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794005
Could just be a damaged and dried out part. I have a root that partially snapped but I left it and the entire root still functions. My mom damaged a root before and proceeded to cut it which I feel regret over whenever I see it because the rest of the root didn't die off.","attachment":null,"posted":1715386645},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4794044,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793988
>vegetative miscegenation
What does this mean nigga? Could you elaborate?","attachment":null,"posted":1715389944},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4794213,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794044
i assume he means crossbreeding plants with things they wouldnt 'naturally' breed with or is just making a joke","attachment":null,"posted":1715406768},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4794236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794213
I was hyped it actually meant something related to plant care I didn't know about","attachment":null,"posted":1715409234},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4794278,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"walked past this tree the other day
its pretty cool how does tree grafting work? does it have to be a close relative or can wildly different types of branches be grafted onto other trees?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715418932174155.jpg","filename":"1704611140790231.jpg"},"posted":1715418932},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4794307,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794010
Ah, I think that's the case, thanks anon. Is there anything I can do to make sure it doesn't expose the plant to more harm or is it cool just to leave it as is?","attachment":null,"posted":1715423793},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4794337,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794278
it has to be realtively similar species. You couldn't draft a cheery onto an orange I think.","attachment":null,"posted":1715430337},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4794342,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794278
>>4794337
same family irc. so technically you can have apples, plumes and cherries on same tree.","attachment":null,"posted":1715431231},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4794557,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"planted some of these","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715462123171773.jpg","filename":"TreeVsMan04111.jpg"},"posted":1715462123},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4794901,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794278
I doubt that is a graft job, why would anyone graft a tree that's under utility lines? The city wouldn't bother, and the power company definitely won't. I can tell you exactly why that tree looks like that from my experience working on a municipal tree crew; the part over the sidewalk had a low limb at some point obstructing the walkway that was pruned off, you can see the junction where the tree veers towards the road, after being cut that junction produced new epicormic growth, aka arial suckers, that younger wood is healthier and able to produce flowers still on a tree that is getting too old to otherwise produce. Another reason you might see a cherry tree only half blooming is if the tree is half shaded by a building because the sunny side will be warmer and resist freezing during a cold snap that kills off all of the buds on the shady side.","attachment":null,"posted":1715511551},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4795042,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Every morning, the local bugs have an important bugs meeting on this Chionanthus virginicus specimen","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715527586722817.jpg","filename":"20240508_093946.jpg"},"posted":1715527586},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4795348,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793527
technically they don't have fruits","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715565836315141.jpg","filename":"hating.jpg"},"posted":1715565836},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4795591,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794557
Underrated post, to be quite honest.","attachment":null,"posted":1715593131},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4795746,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Cactusheads, I need your help.
I bought a Fairy Castle cactus and want to repot it because its grown right up to the rim of the pot, but I'm wondering how you guys take it out and get it into a new pot without getting poked.
I was thinking about maybe laying it onto some tinfoil with something else under it, but I'm not sure if the spines will actually puncture it. Its a small plant, but its covered in tiny spines.","attachment":null,"posted":1715612258},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796059,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795746
Just wear some thick gloves.","attachment":null,"posted":1715638180},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796382,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">What your thoughfs on LECA instead of soil for house plantt?
>LECA my balls lol
A conversation that happen me today on the nursery","attachment":null,"posted":1715682034},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796410,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792549
>buying plants
ngmi","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715686773235907.gif","filename":"tc.gif"},"posted":1715686773},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715687488880172.png","filename":"This June.....png"},"posted":1715687488},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796464,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793701
New to this general but my goal was also to make a jungle but I could only get so far in my apartment in the upper Midwest even with grow lights. I moved to a state where I can zone push almost anything and continued my jungle terraforming.
Here’s a diy greenhouse that I recently built for one of my patios. I keep a humidifier in there and it keeps it at 80% humidity minimum all day and night with temps never getting below 60 even in January in there. I grow varieties of star fruit, mangosteen, lychee, longan, a lotta shit. Here’s one pic but I got more. I’ve actually been building my patio space up so that plants are stacked to reach the most density and sun exposure but still giving it a jungle feel.
Here’s the greenhouse. I’ve got more pics if anyone is interested. Recently joined a rare fruit growers club which has been fun as well.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715698541149837.jpg","filename":"IMG_0080.jpg"},"posted":1715698541},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796501,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796464
You said upper midwest, but do you have a more precise location? I'm in southmost Canada and have been very interested in getting a greenhouse so I can grow plants with high sun requirements outside without having to worry about the winter time or cooler temperatures.
I was even considering buying one of those Arctic Acres domes, but I don't know if they give enough light for things like Cacti or Succulents, though they apparently give enough to support crops.
Tell us about your greenhouse, anon!","attachment":null,"posted":1715701861},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796505,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Did my willow tree grow cancer? or what is this abnormal growth?
should I cut it off?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715702200169808.jpg","filename":"wtf.jpg"},"posted":1715702200},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796518,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"ew","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715702873649255.jpg","filename":"tree.jpg"},"posted":1715702873},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796635,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796464
I was in MN, but I had to overwinter my plants inside and keep them alive with grow lights until the summer. Had a garden patch outside my apartment complex that the landlords were cool with me having during the warmer months but this wasn't sustainable and that many plants all indoor together led to mealy bugs and the like.
Now, I am in SoCal, and grow an absolute shitload of plants on my patios and in the greenhouse.
For your situation, which sounds like it'd be similar to MN, you'd need something that was insulated enough to not freeze, which then requires a space heater in the mix or something that has insanse insulation, which like you said, has a tradeoff with light. I bought twin walled greenhouse poilycarbonate as a compromise to get both good light and heat retention and then created a frame out of pvc, and sealed it with water proof greenhouse tape (which was also used as the hinge). Then used form fitting pipe foam insulation fitted around the door to provide a seal and velcro strips on the sides with tethers that stick to the velcro as easy ways to hold the door tight to the frame and open/shut easily while still providing a good seal.
..sorry I haven't really talked to many people recently so all this has just been kicking around in my head. I'll trim down another pic of the patio to post if anyone cares.","attachment":null,"posted":1715708148},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796671,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My balcony garden has flowers on my blueberry bushes and strawberries but I'm not seeing any bees. :( I'm on the 4th floor.
I spotted one bumblebee a week ago and that's it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715709699},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796671
welcome to the future","attachment":null,"posted":1715710067},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796691,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796671
You'll really need a lot of flowering plants, all packed in pretty densely to start getting bees and hummingbirds. I've started seeing them on my patio only once I had enough plants out there that there were always atleast a few that were in bloom.","attachment":null,"posted":1715710388},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796791,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796518
is that fucking wild cannabis? it looks horribly sick
>>4796671
it might be your elevation, or if you're not near a forest tough shit
>>4796681
tf do you mean the future? any city without many trees or plants/flowers around, like you know, almost all of them, don't have many bees","attachment":null,"posted":1715715175},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796956,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796791
Bees were more common in cities though
I used to see them all the time 15 years ago, now they're all almost gone
I can only imagine this happened to 90% of cities at least the big ones during the last decades
The future is gay and the apocalypse is happening soon","attachment":null,"posted":1715733280},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4796960,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Update about my jalapeno. Almost getting close to four feet tall. First pepper has started to grow. I think I'll post a picture once it reaches the glorious four feet in height.","attachment":null,"posted":1715733882},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797002,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796464
A couple more photos","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715738713860463.jpg","filename":"IMG_0097.jpg"},"posted":1715738713},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797004,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797002","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715738779994195.jpg","filename":"IMG_0100.jpg"},"posted":1715738779},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797013,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"And here’s my prize lemon I picked just now for you guys.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715739848365657.jpg","filename":"IMG_0104.jpg"},"posted":1715739848},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797131,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I found these pictures on the internet but left image, I have many orange coloured "welsh poppies" in my garden (identify app classifies it as welsh poppy). Today a yellow one has bloomed. I have never seen a yellow one before. How do I make more of this? Should I try to harvest the seeds it produces and grow them or will orange ones grow from them? In my village (The Netherlands) the orange coloured poppy is common, I've never seen a yellow one in anyone elses garden.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715760992611837.jpg","filename":"welsh poppy.jpg"},"posted":1715760992},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797139,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797131
If you google "Welsh poppy" or, better still, it's proper binomial, Papaver cambricum, most of the photos are of yellow flowers.
I will bet you 1000 guilders and 1000 euros that the reason you only see orange ones in the Nederlands is because Dutch people are crazy for the colour orange.
It's because of the Dutch that we now only get orange carrots in the supermarket.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715763324454667.jpg","filename":"1562717812285.jpg"},"posted":1715763324},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797141,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797139
Thanks, any tips in having more yellow ones grow in my garden instead of orange ones? I see that blue poppy's exist too (meconopsis) and red ones. I want to see if I can get some more colours going. I can find the red poppy seeds for sale but haven't found blue ones yet.","attachment":null,"posted":1715763707},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797144,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797141
>any tips in having more yellow ones grow in my garden instead of orange ones?
Maybe buy a packet of seeds for the yellow ones?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715764815831825.jpg","filename":"calendarofgardenblogmemes175.jpg"},"posted":1715764815},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797206,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Looking at range maps of a few invasive species in North America, why are they seem to be concentrated around Toronto but not further south? Example is sea buckthorn","attachment":null,"posted":1715776256},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797442,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797002
Just get anything you like the look of.
I don't know where you are but remember to try and keep it above 10 degrees C over winter.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715800267960259.jpg","filename":"20240515_161552.jpg"},"posted":1715800267},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797443,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797442","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715800332438781.jpg","filename":"20240515_161610.jpg"},"posted":1715800332},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797446,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797443","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715800397964503.jpg","filename":"20240515_161615.jpg"},"posted":1715800397},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797447,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797446
Building a greenhouse this year.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715800461056117.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240515-161925_WhatsApp.jpg"},"posted":1715800461},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797476,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797442
>>4797443
>>4797446
Very fashionable and well organized. I coukld never make things that pretty. I bet it's tough to get too depressed with an indoor setup like that, chilling on the couch surrounded by plants. A lotta monsteras and houseplants I see.
>Just get anything you like the look of.
I like to get things with a..purpose, if that makes sense. Now that my greenhouse is in good shape, my next two projects are collecting plants that reference every major part of the human body so I can symbolically create a plant homunculi...and also to make a meditation spot with one Buddha's hand tree on the left and my other on the right. So, it's like meditating with buddha.
>10 degrees C over winter.
It's SoCal, so it never gets below, like 15C regardless. Greenhouse keeps it at 20C min in the winter at night so my dumb, fragile mangosteen won't keel over.
Nice, that'd be a perfect patio space for a diy greenhouse. The bigger you make it, the more it'll take to keep the temp/humidity up. What's that plant with the compound leaves in the midground of the photo?","attachment":null,"posted":1715803077},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797479,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Looking for a perfect plant.
Necessary characteristics:
>Must be very hard to kill, and must be able to defend itself from diseases, fungi, insects, etc.
>Must be really easily to take care of, and should only require things that are easily available.
>MUST NOT REQUIRE ANY REPOTTING, OR GROW TOO BIG TOO QUICKLY.
>Must live atleast as long as humans.
Preferred but not necessary characteristics:
>Should have traits that make it interactive, i.e., flowering of fruit-bearing.
>Should be Monoecious.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715803221954644.jpg","filename":"Plant comic.jpg"},"posted":1715803221},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797483,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797479
You've described most house plants, aside from your last two preferences. A boring answer would be something like a peace lily. Impossible to kill. Monocotyledonous. Flowers easily indoors. Doesn't get sick etc etc.
My real take, if it were me, would be a lifesaver plant as its both easy to take care of, fulfills most/all of your requirements and constantly produces fascinating flowers that feel to the touch exactly how you'd expect","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715803727192819.jpg","filename":"Huernia_zebrina_flower.jpg"},"posted":1715803727},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797497,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796635
meant for >>4796501","attachment":null,"posted":1715804478},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797554,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797479
Cacti and succulents is what you're looking for
Now there's are some cactuses that have consumable fruits idk about succulents
You should take your time to look exactly for these","attachment":null,"posted":1715807142},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797559,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I have heard that self-pollinating harms the plant. Is cross-pollinating as simple as buying two of same plant and placing it near each other or is more complicated?","attachment":null,"posted":1715807468},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797576,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797476
You'll have to point out which plant you mean from which photo.
If you mean the first photo, the plant in the middle growing up string, it's a jade vine.
If you mean the outside photo, possibly a wisteria?
I doubt you mean the fatsia japonica.
My greenhouse is about 4.2 x 3.5 meters, it won't be air tight, you can see the wooden slats on top of the walls.
It's mainly to stop the wind, to the front of my bungalow is a huge field, even a slight breeze and everything gets bashed about, nothing grows straight, and all should be twice as big by now, but it just gets battered.
I'll be happy if it just keeps the frost of in there.
That's the best I can hope for being in the midlands of the UK.","attachment":null,"posted":1715809762},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797608,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797576
I actually was asking about the false japonica. hadn't seen it before. Neat that you have a jade vine too, though.
The greenhouse will definitely solve your problems. I built mine originally for that reason because starfuit/carambola hate wind. The added humidity on top is a game changer.
Every plant I've put in there grows at least twice as fast and it works as a temporary plant hospital for anything that needs perking up.","attachment":null,"posted":1715813744},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797725,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796791
>is that fucking wild cannabis? it looks horribly sick
I think it was cancer? can trees get cancer?","attachment":null,"posted":1715822330},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797767,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Could anyone reccommend some good horticulture or bee keeping books? I'm pretty new to gardening and enjoying it, but my big sister is really serious and has her own bees and greenhouse and is big into organic sustainable gardening. I want to buy her a book as a present but i don't know enough to judge if i'm getting her something worthwhile. Any suggestions? I'm looking into the JADAM book right now.","attachment":null,"posted":1715825196},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797835,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797767
is your big sister single","attachment":null,"posted":1715833031},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797883,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797835
shes 60 and married now answer the fucking question","attachment":null,"posted":1715837949},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797891,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797206
>Looking at range maps of a few invasive species in North America, why are they seem to be concentrated around Toronto but not further south?
Maybe you're just looking at the maps of the ones that happen to be concentrated around Toronto. Seriously.
Kudzu, for instance, is not concentrated around Toronto (though it does grow in Canada).
Couple of thoughts: weeds thrive on disturbance, which kills off existing plants opens up bare soil and provides opportunities to get established. There is a lot of disturbed soil in and around big cities like Toronto.
Also, invasives don't invade everywhere simultaneously. They might start in one or several locations and take some time to spread/be introduced to others.
Invasives that are currently restricted to the area around Toronto will no doubt spread.
>>4797559
>I have heard that self-pollinating harms the plant.
Nah. Too much self-pollination within a population can reduce the overall genetic diversity of that population but it doesn't hurt an individual plant.
>Is cross-pollinating as simple as buying two of same plant and placing it near each other
Sometimes it is, but it depends on the plant.
Sometimes you need to buy both a female and a male plant.
Sometimes you need a specific animal (insect, bird, mammal, etc) to pollinate the flowers, or you have to do it yourself.
Many popular house and garden plants have evolved to reproduce vegetatively to the complete or near-complete exclusion of sexual reproduction. They are quite happily and successfully infertile. Nurseries propagate them via cuttings and/or tissue culture.
You just gotta google your plant to see how to propagate it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715840473},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797892,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797725
>can trees get cancer?
Out-of-control cell growth like burls, galls and tumours, sure. It's fascinating stuff. Many insects, arachnids, fungi and other things fuck with the DNA of trees to induce the growth of galls and shit for their own reasons. A massive, crazy, wonderful rabbit hole do go down...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715840813891577.jpg","filename":"1287787667104.jpg"},"posted":1715840813},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797939,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791887
Does it have high quality soil or shit you bought while shopping for doritos.","attachment":null,"posted":1715848112},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4797940,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791887
Nute burn, to much water, it'll take care of itself","attachment":null,"posted":1715848212},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4798016,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797891
>Maybe you're just looking at the maps of the ones that happen to be concentrated around Toronto
Probably lol. Some other examples are himalayan balsam, giant hogweed, and European Swallow-Wort. Obviously it's a large city so it's more common for things to be imported and then escape but I was wondering if there was something about the colder climate that was favorable for these species.","attachment":null,"posted":1715862955},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4798076,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Put my carnivorous plants outside.
>Flytrap was wildly successful last summer, Sundew and Sarrencia are new editions so I put them out there too.
>Go outside to check on them and make sue they have enough water.
>See a fly on the rip of the pitcher.
>Sit and watch.
>The fly proceeds to crawl around two pitchers, sucking them clean of nectar before taking off, never falls in.","attachment":null,"posted":1715873268},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4798093,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798076
I wish to see images of your carnivorous plant collection
also story from today:
>be me two days ago
>notice new Sarracenia pitcher already bent to the ground for some reason
>whatever
>be me today
>pay closer attention to pitcher on the ground
>notice something bit some holes in the pitcher
>look inside pitcher
>There's a fucking slug inside eating my pitcher
>poke slug so it dies inside the pitcher and gets consumed
>check on it an hour ago
>slug nowhere to be seen","attachment":null,"posted":1715874807},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4798158,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">order wishlist plant online
>arrives healthy and looks fucking great
>couldn't be happier
>few days later realize it was also shipped with a million fungus gnat larvae that have started hatching inside my plant room","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715881768539942.gif","filename":"1704585703978986.gif"},"posted":1715881768},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4798163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798158
How will you solve this problem?","attachment":null,"posted":1715882542},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4798283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798158
>>4798163
How do you have a plant room and don't have a habit of drowning every new arrival in two different types of insecticide.","attachment":null,"posted":1715891654},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4798361,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798283
Two different types? I can kinda think why, but what's your reasoning behind this?
Iris confusa in the picture.
I sometimes forget to do new plants but I do my plant room three times a year, but only with bugclear as a root feed.
If greenfly find their way in I get the spray out as well.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715896904845011.jpg","filename":"20240515_105232.jpg"},"posted":1715896904},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4798556,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798163
Soil drenching every single one of my plants with larvae killer each time I water for the next 2 months. I've beat them before, after much trial and error. it takes time and consistent widespread treatment since their life cycle spans slightly over a month, and they colonize any and all moist soil they find. In the meantime, I'll just have to cope with any obnoxious adults that appear and pray they leave my seedling tray the fuck alone (damping off)
>>4798283
usually I quarantine new arrivals, but I'm an idiot and I trusted this seller","attachment":null,"posted":1715919111},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4798564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795042
What do they discuss?","attachment":null,"posted":1715921145},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4798565,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How do you get problems with bugs?
Just spray garlic all over them","attachment":null,"posted":1715921337},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4798648,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798565
>t. has never had root mealybugs","attachment":null,"posted":1715929958},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4798735,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798556
Honestly, just get a big Pinguicula, it'll wipe out all of them faster than the insecticide would.","attachment":null,"posted":1715945584},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799153,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My plants. House is going to turn into a garden","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715982217906629.jpg","filename":"20240517_201452.jpg"},"posted":1715982217},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799172,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799153
Aint they trees?
What are they?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715983306811167.jpg","filename":"room.jpg"},"posted":1715983306},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799185,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799172
Jalapenos. I almost had no idea it would grow that big","attachment":null,"posted":1715984197},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799557,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799172
I that your 4chan setup?","attachment":null,"posted":1716012878},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799585,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799172
>blocking the window with the tv
>putting the plants in the corner of the room, away from the window","attachment":null,"posted":1716021108},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799639,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799585
Plants in the corner that don't like or need direct sun light.
The window is not top to bottom glass and has a 5 inch plastic bit across the middle with a fuckin letter box in it coz the cunt who built it just used the cheapest shit he could get hold of.
If I want to look at my garden, I have legs, I can walk and go sit in my garden.
Also you don't know the dimensions of my room or sofa or where the door is.
I hope I have explained enough for you to be satisfied.
>>4799557
It's an old picture, also I don't fully understand the question.
>>4799185
Maybe it's the colour and the light through the leaves that seems pleasing to me.
I tried to grow chilis last year but, it's England, the weather was shiyt.","attachment":null,"posted":1716027335},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799697,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799639
>It's an old picture, also I don't fully understand the question.
Was that the monitor that you used to use to browse 4chan?","attachment":null,"posted":1716037975},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799699,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"you guys think it's alright if my pots with sequoiadendron giganteum seeds are always sitting in a tray of water? It's a convenient way to keep them wet I'm just worried about the seeds rotting away or something","attachment":null,"posted":1716038054},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799817,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798158
Grow Drosera, sundews. Someone on /plant/ recommended I do it when I was you bitching about fungus gnats a few years ago. Drosera Capensis is easy to keep, and a few mature plants has kept my fungus gnats in check. I have a quarantine rack in my entry way where I put plants moving from outside to inside and I keep a few Drosera Capensis on it to eat all the flying bugs before the plants move indoors indoors when proven worthy. I keep some in my terrarium room too.","attachment":null,"posted":1716050433},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799822,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799185
Might want to prune them to get more flowers and therefore peppers. If you care about that.","attachment":null,"posted":1716050633},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799825,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What's your favorite smelling flower /plant/?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716050733556924.jpg","filename":"common-lilac-growing-tips-3269207_02-c942413f15b54ea68b19bd72c756eafd.jpg"},"posted":1716050733},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799973,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799825
Water lily unironically. Fantastic scent on pair with roses but more unique. Smell might differ slightly from cultivar to cultivar though.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716066176173742.jpg","filename":"1430232e99cf6e64d8ea87e282c97914.jpg"},"posted":1716066176},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4799974,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799825
Different roses have different smells, all similar but it varies in the intensity mostly but other aspects of the particular smell
I'm still trying to figure out the best smelling roses.... Perhaps even create one variation that smells delicious","attachment":null,"posted":1716066467},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4800016,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799825
Roses are the obvious choice, but I also love violets, daphne, and witch hazel.","attachment":null,"posted":1716071774},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4800022,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799697
No.
Well, on the odd occasion, I have a laptop in there which I mirror to the TV, but mainly I post from this laptop in my bedroom.
>>4799825
None. I have hay fever, I wish I could enjoy their smell, they ALL flowers just seem to burn my nose and make it feel like I'm shoving a snooker que up there.
The only things I can smell a difference in are herbs.
So I'd say lavender.
Or lemon viburnum, rub the leaves in your fingers, smells like a sherbet lemon sweet in your nose. Don't put the leaf in your mouth though, it's edible but it tastes like shit.
>>4799974
>>4800016
I will never know this love.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716072260945560.jpg","filename":"jadey.jpg"},"posted":1716072260},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4800144,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800022
>I have hay fever
Ya need to get that shit fixed, I BELIEVE it's doable
You need to try different antioxidant sources and clean your house 100% with the plants outside and all, don't give up, someone out there has already found the cure for that
Also stop consoooming whatever poison there is out there on cities","attachment":null,"posted":1716083441},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4800281,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800144
Your naivety and optimism is beautiful, I to am an optimist in; but you can't argue with science and biology.
Up until the age of 15 I did not suffer from hay-fever. There is no 100% fixed, you'll never sneeze and a runny nose or scratch your eyes out again.
It's not a dirty home, it's pollen, which is everywhere.
Luckily this year, there has been a tablet that has been released which was only available on prescription. This is the only thing that I have found to work in 25 years.
On really bad days my nose still runs a little but my eyes are fine and my breathing.
Allevia, for anyone in the UK who suffers, give it a go.
I still do have a nasal spray and eye drops in the fridge.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716102878915867.jpg","filename":"koll.jpg"},"posted":1716102878},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4800467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798361
Shitpost really, but it is what I do.
One is contact broad action that will kill some random spider mites along with insects and the other is systemic to drench the roots so nothing can spring up and feed on the plant in the next few weeks.","attachment":null,"posted":1716133351},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4800570,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799172
>>4799639
Monstera is a full sun plant and you can tell it by how weak and sad yours are.","attachment":null,"posted":1716141013},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4800613,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Dang I guess my housekeeper ran into it is there anything I should do for a cracked tip on this snake plant?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716146448983274.jpg","filename":"EED5E17F-CA44-4E7E-A916-0CCE2318BC89.jpg"},"posted":1716146448},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4800661,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800281
Fuck mainstream "science", don't give up dude, God will not give up on you","attachment":null,"posted":1716151702},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4800681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800661
least naive christian","attachment":null,"posted":1716153718},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4800727,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800681
You will know the truth one day","attachment":null,"posted":1716156740},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4800768,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800613
There's nothing you can do. It will dry out and fall off eventually. No big deal.","attachment":null,"posted":1716158555},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4800899,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I've been busy with work so I haven't paid much attention to my plants. I just noticed that one of my astrophytums looks like this, the yellow part is slightly softer so I assume it's rot. It hasn't been sitting in water (quite the opposite), but I did repot it less than two months ago, can I do anything to save it or is it too far gone now?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164495481290.jpg","filename":"cactus.jpg"},"posted":1716164495},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801008,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800570
I have never seen any website that has said it is a full sun plant.
It looks like shit because I treated it like shit and only gave it support after 5 years and the 6 cuttings I took from it are doing fine.
I don't mean to be a cunt, but, I will keep looking into your claim.
Captcha: H4RM","attachment":null,"posted":1716172813},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801063,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Here is my favorite plant, grape fruit that I grew from seed. I think I will move it into a bigger pot soon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716178197516072.jpg","filename":"20240519_092202.jpg"},"posted":1716178197},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801218,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801063
That pot looks quite big for the size of the plant. I wouldn't repot it until I saw roots coming out of the drainage hole.","attachment":null,"posted":1716197991},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801234,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Does anyone know if there are any non-flowering plants that are "pollinated" by insects or birds as if they are flowering plants.
>>4801063
nice creampic pot and nice plant. I recently planted some Sequoiadendron Giganteum seeds they should germinate soon I hope.","attachment":null,"posted":1716200381},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801276,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801008
I mean, it's a plant that sprouts on the ground, crawls towards the closest jungle tree and grows up onto it into full sun.
So it's a plant that can survive on low light, but only reaches it's full potential with enough light to feel like it accomplished it's life goal.","attachment":null,"posted":1716208286},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801280,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801234
>Does anyone know if there are any non-flowering plants that are "pollinated" by insects or birds as if they are flowering plants.
Cycads.","attachment":null,"posted":1716209361},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801431,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801276
Reminds me of a narcissistic friend your description.
I have to admit the cuttings in my grow tent are doing well.
The large on in my room and the two cuttings in my room get more than 7000 lumins for more than half the day.
The grow tent probably closer to 20,000 for 16 hours a day.
I actually considered moving the large one today because of what you said, but to move it again, the who fuckin room would need to change.
The skylight is where most the light comes from. The large glass window/door is north facing.","attachment":null,"posted":1716225410},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800899
I'd cut the rotten segments off to at least attempt to save it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716226028},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801443,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799825
Elderflower","attachment":null,"posted":1716226239},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801445,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800570
>>4801276
Mate you're talking out of your ass
A jungle tree is like 20 meters tall, monstera doesn't grow to the very top to get direct sunlight lmao, that's such an insane out of your ass statement
I live in south America where people have been talking care of this specific plant for decades
Not a single living soul recommends putting monstera in direct sunlight
>>4801008
Don't listen to him, he's insane
I've seen some redditors confuse monsteras with other similar plants claiming it can withstand direct sunlight so perhaps it's the same here
For reference, I once put an anthurium in direct sunlight for around 1 and a half hours daily, it took several weeks but every single leaf got burned/damaged
And I believe anthuriums are more sun resistant than monsteras, now my anthurium gets about 30 minutes of direct sunlight in the afternoon and is doing alright
Now I live in a sub-tropical zone, perhaps where you live the sun doesn't burn this hard
So maybe your monsters can stand an hour of direct sunlight, but it's preferable you don't experiment like that unless you're willing to take close attention to it's reaction to direct sunlight","attachment":null,"posted":1716226563},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801462,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801445
why do you bring up reddit for absolutely no reason ?","attachment":null,"posted":1716227549},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801468,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801443
Funny how the flowers smell so nice but leaves smell like burned rubber.
I've one cultivar that is suppose to smell like marzipan, but it hasn't flowered yet.","attachment":null,"posted":1716227787},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801470,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799825
I love the smell of fig leaves.","attachment":null,"posted":1716227894},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801494,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801445
The first anon should have added a little extra clarification and the second was definitely wrong, but you're also mistaken.
Over here in the northern hemisphere, the vast majority of people live in temperate or colder climates where even on the hottest summer days, the sunlight isn't anywhere near as bright as it is where you live and where the plants are from. And don't forget that the outdoor sunlight is greatly diminished once you go indoors, so the plants really don't receive a lot of light at all. Right behind over- or underwatering, light starvation is the reason people over here think they're "bad with plants". The plants just need far more light than they can get in the corner of a room that looks bright to human eyes, but is dark cavern even to forest floor plants.
If you want to grow those tropical South American, African or Asian plants well over here, they really do need full indoor sun right up against a window, which is still not as much sun as they get in habitat.
>>4801470
I hate that they sometimes smell sweet and sometimes like cat pee.","attachment":null,"posted":1716229079},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801528,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801280
So what evolutionary advantages do flowering plants have over cycads. They can do the same trick of insect pollination and they also have encased seeds. I don't get it bros. "abominable mystery"","attachment":null,"posted":1716232273},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801494
so you're saying the sun is less bright in temperate place than at the equator?","attachment":null,"posted":1716233141},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801616,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801445
Yeah I know that most of you down there are monkey retards who need help understanding your own land.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716240224032833.jpg","filename":"26737317548-monstera-deliciosa-768x1024.jpg"},"posted":1716240224},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801620,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801616
>not full sun
>plant is in a very shaded area
Based retard","attachment":null,"posted":1716240438},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801629,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801620
Obviously not as shaded as the insides of your empty subhuman skull.
Can you guess where does the vine go? Do you think it just stops existing at the picture cut off? You can do it if you try, I'm sure. I mean the monkeys understand things like this, I'm sure you're almost as smart.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716241112701127.jpg","filename":"ovgf9gtn1we51.jpg"},"posted":1716241112},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801640,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801445
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a South American say “mate”","attachment":null,"posted":1716241541},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801690,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801629
>wall of seethe
>still posts the plant that is covered by shade
Based autist","attachment":null,"posted":1716244765},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4801888,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801462
Because I was trying to find someone apart from that anon saying monstera can withstand direct sunlight and the first thing that pops up is a redditor claiming the exact too
>>4801616
>Shows a picture of a monstera full of burned leaves in direct sunlight
You're mentally retarded, perhaps you should move here since you claim this place is full of people exactly like you
Plus the tree above it's still providing shade from noon sunlight, retard.
>>4801494
Yeah that's the only reason why I told him to "experiment" a little in his climate, if there's a bunch of clouds instead of a hot burning sun where he lives then surely he can keep it outside for an hour or two
>>4801640
It stuck with me with he retarded memes from 2014
>u wot m8","attachment":null,"posted":1716252646},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802003,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I planted ten of these Low Petunias in a row a few feet apart parallel to my driveway, with purple milkworts behind them. I found them all in my yard and just transplanted them to start assembling a "found here only" section of ornamentals in front of my house.
It just so happened that I accidentally caught a decent quality photo of a Calligrapher fly in the process","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716257701026641.jpg","filename":"20240520_112543.jpg"},"posted":1716257701},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802006,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798093
Really late reply, my apologies. I've been meaning to take a good picture of them, but I always want to make sure I got the right light, and they're all recovering from either neglect from the place I bought them, or dormancy/transplant shock. My flytrap in two nights has caught three bugs, my sundew has caught one(looks like two? But the one on it is so small it might not have even triggered it)","attachment":null,"posted":1716258197},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802116,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802006
Yeah mine catch stuff regularly too when they're outside.","attachment":null,"posted":1716272451},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802215,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What are some unusual and rare tree species that I could plant in a field here in Europe? I've considered ginkgo and dawn redwood but are there any other?","attachment":null,"posted":1716290905},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802247,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802246
I call it the manifest destiny","attachment":null,"posted":1716294929},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802249,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802215
Dawn redwood is good for wet soil. Mine grows a meter every year.","attachment":null,"posted":1716295774},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802250,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802249
Have you also considered planting bald cypress? >>4802246
Native trees are boring","attachment":null,"posted":1716296191},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802251,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I planted these radishes more than one month ago (Feb 22) why are they so small?. They had plenty of water and sun (tropical climate). It's a variety called Cherry Belle Radish which are small to begin with and they are planted in a pot that I previously used for tomatoes so it's unnecessarily big.
I literally water them everyday btw because the sun here sometimes dries out the soil during the afternoon.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716296716288149.jpg","filename":"1714079063549.jpg"},"posted":1716296716},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why does it look so shit? It's not because there isn't enough light because I've seen other in dim setting that look rich and luxurious","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716304419568099.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240521_155409009.jpg"},"posted":1716304419},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802393,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801888
>It stuck with me with he retarded memes from 2014
>u wot m8
good times…
>>4802247
zased","attachment":null,"posted":1716308039},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802411,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">buy "heat tolerant" plant
>put in greenhouse with open windows, a running fan, and shade tarp
>dies from heat
many such cases","attachment":null,"posted":1716308979},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802413,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716309101372196.png","filename":"5451305_orig.png"},"posted":1716309101},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802484,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802251
>Cherry Belle
is small by the looks of it. maybe another two weeks would a been good, the leaves look good.
Did you add any nutrition after you took the tomatoes up?
>>4802411
Did you water it?","attachment":null,"posted":1716314397},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802489,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">hibiscus leaves turn yellow and fall off (especially tiny baby ones) whenever I water it, as if I'm overwatering it
>even if I wait a literal month between waterings, the soil is bone dry, and the leaves are starting to display signs of dehydration
what is going on","attachment":null,"posted":1716314688},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802619,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802413
>covering real plants in paint to make them look fake
>colouring fake plants green to make them look real
Why do they do this? And why is the target audience for both literally the same group of people?","attachment":null,"posted":1716326851},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802627,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My pomegranate tree is dying.","attachment":null,"posted":1716327336},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4802669,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802627
We're are all dying
Entropy will win over in the end
Don't worry about it","attachment":null,"posted":1716330802},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803145,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802627
It won't die. Pomegranate survives in hard conditions.","attachment":null,"posted":1716367565},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803148,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803145
Can a first plant owner raise a Pomegranate tree? Does it require repotting and larger space? Also, is pomegranate monoecious and self-pollinating?","attachment":null,"posted":1716367876},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803153,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802319
Looks fine to me. In many plants, no doubt including Crotons, the red, orange, yellow and pink colours are protective compounds that fill the leaves in response to stressors such as harsh sunlight, dehydration, etc. Young leaves often tend to be pink or red because they are tender and need protection from UV, etc, that the tougher mature leaves don't need.
I suspect that the mature leaves on that Croton are green because it's a low-light environment and they don't need those protective compounds, but the young leaves are more colourful because they are young and tender and still get the protective compounds by default.
Lower leaves on some tropical plants, such as Viburnums can also turn red/yellow/orange while most of the other leaves are green as a means of saving water when thirsty. IIRC correctly some of these compounds can cause stomata to close, reducing water loss to the air.
But your Croton looks fine.","attachment":null,"posted":1716368343},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803157,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803153
I should also add that while looking fine it also probably looks a bit shit because it probably needs repotting and, like most "indoor" tropical plants isn't getting enough water. To water indoor plants properly you need to take them outside and really drench them with a hose so that the water comes pissing out of the drainage holes.","attachment":null,"posted":1716368577},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why Are they unable to naturalize in Europe bros? They grow just fine here but actual reproduction from seeds has never been observed in Europe apparently.
>>4802627
You need to post an image of it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716394790100381.jpg","filename":"5a9b50a8-0077-47b6-9cfa-19dd30ae9f137141786959ad930881_ingatestone.jpg"},"posted":1716394790},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803389,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803319","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716400625185537.jpg","filename":"screenshot.jpg"},"posted":1716400625},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803399,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803319
Bump","attachment":null,"posted":1716400856},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803440,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803319
>Why Are they unable to naturalize in Europe bros?
too cold. maybe in like italy, greece or spain seedling would survive thiere first few crucial winters but other than that chances of them growing in the wild are very low.
t. tried to grow them in central europe, zone 6b iirc, and all that sprouted died when temp got below 5C in march.","attachment":null,"posted":1716402722},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803480,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798564
Probably asking eachother where the fuck all the shortleaf pine went
I went hunting for one weeks ago and have spent the time since then passively kind of looking for them but all I've seen are Loblollys. Then I go out and look near the forest-line directly by my house and bam, there's one right there. It's absolutely smothered by, and surrounded with loblollys. All of the loblolly saplings I pull up have a slight j-crook in them like they have shortleaf in their genes or something. But I just can't find any other shortleafs. I'm going to try and make this one strong","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716404992724576.jpg","filename":"20240522_145001.jpg"},"posted":1716404992},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803482,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803480","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716405087447913.jpg","filename":"20240522_144937.jpg"},"posted":1716405087},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803544,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803440
Maybe you should've put them in a garage or something for the first winter? Did you grow them from seed?
Anyway I'm growing them from seed any advice?","attachment":null,"posted":1716408298},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803545,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803389
Why do you think it's dying? Which season is it where the pomegranate is located?","attachment":null,"posted":1716408368},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803641,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803319
Redwoods are adapted to an environment that sees regular forest fires, which clear away competition in the undergrowth, and stimulated the seeds to germinate.
Without this the germination rates are very very low.","attachment":null,"posted":1716414098},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803643,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803389
That thing is dead as a doornail
It has 0 leaves left
What happened? I swear you posted it a few threads ago and it looked very vigorous","attachment":null,"posted":1716414302},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803650,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803641
How come pines can move in just fine then? Even the fire-adapted pines from the southeast US?","attachment":null,"posted":1716415161},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4803703,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803319
>>4803319
They grow fine in the UK, they just never took hold and made forests.
There's a few I can think of, but they have all been planted by a human.","attachment":null,"posted":1716418500},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4804153,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803703
>>4803641
So how do we propose we introduce them to Europe then? Plant an entire forest somewhere in the Mediterranean where fires occur? Picrel is a costal redwood(not giant sequoia) grove planted in Australia btw.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716449418694893.jpg","filename":"Redwood-Forest-Warburton-5-24.jpg"},"posted":1716449418},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4804213,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"New
>>4804212
>>4804212
>>4804212","attachment":null,"posted":1716464891},{"board":"an","thread":4786793,"pid":4804452,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803153
Thanks for the knowledge. Not sure about the watering advice though, I'm alright with that. I don't know why you're so adamant on drowning plants","attachment":null,"posted":1716489300}]}
{"title":"beary confused","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4788688,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">women now think they are safer with bears
>men think they can beat up a bear
>bears refuse to acknowledge the issue
what the hell is going on in the bear world?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714778130004999.png","filename":"45642335.png"},"posted":1714778130},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4788725,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"pow!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714783522495108.jpg","filename":"29253024.jpg"},"posted":1714783522},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4788752,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I could beat up at least some bears","attachment":null,"posted":1714788513},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4788770,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788688
No one ever answers the species of bear Or the duration of time they are in the forest. They say if I have to ask those things I am sexist. I would much rather spend a few pleasant hours bonding with a backbear than even the nicest man. Perhaps it is a panda and functionally useless unless I disturb it and I just get to wander around the woods until help arrives or something.
Would not take a male grizz or female with cubs. Unsure of the stamina of a polar bear depending on type of forest, but I would play it safe and chill with a dude for a while. I don’t think he would try anything as I am also a dude and only a small minority of mentally deranged folk are homos, and out of those I could kill 100 percent hand to hand
>pic rel, grizzly after I choose to hang out with a guy instead.
No hard feelings, I just know he struggles with anger management","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714790770945649.jpg","filename":"IMG_5544.jpg"},"posted":1714790770},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4788988,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714839778479791.webm","filename":"right_in_the_bear_necessities.webm"},"posted":1714839778},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789065,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788725
oh no bearchuds our response…???","attachment":null,"posted":1714845456},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789311,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788988
nerve gas?","attachment":null,"posted":1714870743},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789313,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714871135789592.jpg","filename":"IMG_3628.jpg"},"posted":1714871135},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789311
Nut shot","attachment":null,"posted":1714871582},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789324,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">"I feel safer around a bear than a man"
>Go to the gay bar on bear night
>Not a single woman in sight
Really makes you think.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714873120791653.jpg","filename":"1714873030096.jpg"},"posted":1714873120},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789325,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788688","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714873262101062.webm","filename":"1701308943091075.webm"},"posted":1714873262},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789326,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Bears don't deserve all this drama.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714873348852949.jpg","filename":"1709017534471234.jpg"},"posted":1714873348},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789337,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789325
you can hear the Moscow theme song","attachment":null,"posted":1714874599},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789344,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789324
I wish modern bears at least tried to look good like this nowadays instead of going and running with the "bear prepping for hibernation" look.","attachment":null,"posted":1714875237},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789365,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788988
>right in the bear necessities","attachment":null,"posted":1714877032},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789410,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Left completely to their own devices, women are fucking crazy.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714882317816823.jpg","filename":"bear.jpg"},"posted":1714882317},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789416,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">mfw","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714883342176102.jpg","filename":"1336885124031.jpg"},"posted":1714883342},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789435,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788770
>polar bear
will fucking kill you no matter what will hunt you to the ends of the earth","attachment":null,"posted":1714891047},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789459,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's just a dumb meme on Twitter that is basically an invitation for feminists to say men are awful. Who cares. Hypothetical questions aren't useful.","attachment":null,"posted":1714896983},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789463,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">women get eaten by bears
>simps get eaten by bears
>bears get free food
>I stay comfy at home
how does anyone lose from this situation?","attachment":null,"posted":1714897751},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789465,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788688
>bears refuse to acknowledge the issue","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714898758254725.jpg","filename":"56248615.jpg"},"posted":1714898758},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm so glad tiktok was banned so we won't have any more of these endless pointless political debates that are always psyoped","attachment":null,"posted":1714900544},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789556,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789435
Yeah that’s why I said no to the polar bear. However if it was In a rainforest, I have no idea how long one would last before heat exhaustion sets in","attachment":null,"posted":1714915146},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789324
I don’t get what you’re insinuating at all","attachment":null,"posted":1714943725},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789946,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789325
Ah yes, the average Russian past time. Bears have such a close symbiotic relationship with the wild common Russian that they will assist them in even leisurely activities such as working out","attachment":null,"posted":1714944102},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789949,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789326
maybe they’re smarter than we give them credit for…","attachment":null,"posted":1714944163},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789410
is there anything that isn’t the subject of ‘erotica’ at this point","attachment":null,"posted":1714944223},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4789998,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789950","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714948666076003.gif","filename":"tenor-4000881417.gif"},"posted":1714948666},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4790064,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789998
I mean, yeah. Correct.","attachment":null,"posted":1714952799},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4790074,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789998
Nah I saw his mom on pornhub","attachment":null,"posted":1714953441},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4790154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790074
you don’t know what erotica is retard","attachment":null,"posted":1714957550},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4790536,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>>/mu/121753613
>>>/mu/121753613","attachment":null,"posted":1715016383},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4791726,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"our response?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715135268053455.jpg","filename":"1715125209914367.jpg"},"posted":1715135268},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4791747,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791726
why are white women this way?","attachment":null,"posted":1715138492},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4791781,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791726
Context?","attachment":null,"posted":1715141448},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4791785,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791747
>americans
>white
>>4791781
bitter femcels crying about men via topic #x
polarised internet leads to nuance and sensibility being lost, and that's what you're seeing there, a smug group of people congratulating each other for displaying inane tribalism.","attachment":null,"posted":1715142088},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4791788,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715142249926786.jpg","filename":"ZomboMeme 05052024010821.jpg"},"posted":1715142249},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4791794,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791726
>Look at the avatars
>realize every single one of them is at least 280","attachment":null,"posted":1715142513},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4792126,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789467
So adorably naive. Shitty psyoped social politics will be a thing for as long as the rich are in power. Which they always will because they are rich.","attachment":null,"posted":1715186309},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4792826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788770
>Black bear
Most likely to run away from you, can be scared away with loud noises if they come too close, might stick around if you have food or they're curious, generally a non threat
>Brown bear
Might run, might try to fight/eat you if they're in a bad mood or especially hungry, if they do try and eat you you're pretty much fucked
>Polar bear
Will see you as prey, you're dead unless they're already full
>Panda bear
Tied with sun bears in terms of least likely to kill you, will never want to eat you, would only attack in self defense, will probably just run away from you
>Sun bear
One of the smallest types of bear, seldom eats meat, has big claws but they're mostly used for climbing, just wants to eat their bugs and be left alone
Even if you get a totally random species of bear your chances aren't terrible, just hope you don't get a polar bear pretty much","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715241987042963.jpg","filename":"bear (2).jpg"},"posted":1715241987},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4792873,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791726
What response? They're correct.","attachment":null,"posted":1715250158},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4792897,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792826
bro, people have really shit opinions of pandas thanks to those chinese zoos with funny playful cute pandas, but they are still bears and can (and had) killed people in the past, I remember like in the 70's or 80's some guy went into a panda enclosure and lost an arm, they are strong as fuck and will fuck you up.","attachment":null,"posted":1715258184},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4792908,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792826
I thought sloth bears were likely to kill you too, just because that type of aggression is their response to confronting predators like tigers.","attachment":null,"posted":1715261342},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793076,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792873
>What response? They're correct.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715280137521114.gif","filename":"TT.gif"},"posted":1715280137},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793112,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792826
Can’t you survive grizzlies by playing dead? It’s a toss up whether or not it’ll still eat you though","attachment":null,"posted":1715282641},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793141,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Yeah bro, I could totally take on a bear","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715284937164349.webm","filename":"1700375754281734.webm"},"posted":1715284937},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793164,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792897
People definitely underestimate how easily a panda could kill you due in part to their crazy 1300 newton canine bite force, but they still seem pretty placid. I've seen documentaries where they film completely wild pandas close up and it just ignores them. Also I can't find evidence of a single instance of a panda killing someone. But obviously, they're also probably the least likely wild bear for someone to be around.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715287371625724.webm","filename":"Nature.S39E01.Pandas.Born.to.be.Wild.1080p.WEB.h264-BAE.webm"},"posted":1715287371},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793328,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793076
What happened to him is the worst thing a bear can do to a human. Men can, and have, done objectively worse things than that.
Bear. Every time.","attachment":null,"posted":1715303753},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793141
Anyone remember that thread a while back where some retards insisted that they could survive a bear attack in a full suit of armour? I wonder if any of them would be willing to actually test it out.","attachment":null,"posted":1715303829},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793363,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793330
I’d actually be curious about that myself now that you mention it. Not *if* they would survive, but how long they could survive. It would obviously depend on the ‘armor’ in question as well. Full European plate armor is just about the best bet for a prolonged death, nobody is lasting more than a few minutes, or even seconds, in say Sengoku era Samurai armor or something","attachment":null,"posted":1715306391},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793376,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793141
my dad says he can!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715308031637842.png","filename":"567887.png"},"posted":1715308031},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793377,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792908
Sloth bears are extremely dangerous because they are so aggressive","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715308128853543.jpg","filename":"3W2A1155.jpg"},"posted":1715308128},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793384,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793164
that crew experimented what pigeons feel every day","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715309925780737.gif","filename":"pigeon used tackle.gif"},"posted":1715309925},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793411,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791726
Worst thing bear can do is crush me under her massive girth","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715312498974326.png","filename":"Ice (3).png"},"posted":1715312498},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793425,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792826
Asiatic black bears, sloth bears and some of the brown bear subspecies would definitely be worse than a polar bear
>>4792908
Sloth bears are by far the worst. There’s only ever been one man eating bear and it was a brown bear who killed 9 people, on the other hand there was a sloth bear who killed 12 just because it happened to run into someone and it didn’t even eat them","attachment":null,"posted":1715314625},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793576,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793384
Man, stfu. I would trade my life for one of a pigeon if I was given the chance. All they do is pooping and eat crumbs and grass all day.","attachment":null,"posted":1715342020},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793577,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793576
You just described 90 percent of herbivores","attachment":null,"posted":1715342750},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793579,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793411
wtf anon","attachment":null,"posted":1715342812},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793623,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"how do you survive a polar bear attack? it's not in the guide","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715347743652219.jpg","filename":"this also work with people.jpg"},"posted":1715347743},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793628,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789410
This doesn't compare to the deranged fetish material for men we both know exist on this site.
Both sexes clearly have a bottomless capacity for deviancy","attachment":null,"posted":1715348091},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793630,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789949
ALL life is smarter than what modern whites and modern western civilisation gives LIFE credit for
You have to remember the modern West is the most artficial race and civilisation that has ever existed in human history with 90%+ of its entire population living in dense urban settlements (i.e. suburbs and cities), and century after century being further and further detached from nature and reality.
Scientists and whites are so weak, low testosterone, spend the majority of their lives and existences indoors and in cities. This entire society is completely artificial and understands nothing. Cave men from 40,000 BCE had a more fundamental understanding on reality than modern westerners; who are all vaccinated, sub-human, domesticated, barely sentient cattle","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715348193646429.jpg","filename":"modern man vs wild man.jpg"},"posted":1715348193},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793647,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"4793630
>mad ESL turdworlder cope
didn’t ask","attachment":null,"posted":1715350737},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793648,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793630
Whites are responsible for the vast majority of our knowledge on the natural world so, no. Just because current civilization is in shambles doesn’t mean it was always like that. Ever heard of Darwin? Linnaeus? Aquinas? Galileo?","attachment":null,"posted":1715350867},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793649,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793623
>file name
you can fight back with both and usually win in that instance","attachment":null,"posted":1715350946},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793661,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793328
>What happened to him is the worst thing a bear can do to a human. Men can, and have, done objectively worse things than that.
>Bear. Every tim-ACK","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715352174828362.png","filename":"borscht back on the menu sistas.png"},"posted":1715352174},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793664,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Ask yourself would you rather meet a black bear or a black man. Now you understand the women.","attachment":null,"posted":1715352276},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793665,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793664
>Ask yourself would you rather meet a black bear or a black man. Now you understand the wom-ACK","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715352382181646.webm","filename":"goose et BWC.webm"},"posted":1715352382},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793709,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793623
I've always heard
>if it's white, say goodnight
Which seems accurate.","attachment":null,"posted":1715357494},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793710,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793661
That's what the bear did to Tim too, to be fair. And his GF.","attachment":null,"posted":1715357625},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793730,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793664","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715359156205059.webm","filename":"1673939191377541 bear vs nigger behaviour.webm"},"posted":1715359156},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793766,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793730
well… this is awkward…","attachment":null,"posted":1715364166},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793768,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793661
Wait, she managed to call her mom while being eaten by a bear? That’s actually kind of impressive","attachment":null,"posted":1715364267},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793772,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788688
People on social media are retarded","attachment":null,"posted":1715364447},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793774,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793768
>Let me explain how we bears eat. First, we don't need to kill our live prey in order to start eating...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715365036374829.webm","filename":"ursus ad portas.webm"},"posted":1715365036},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793776,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793766
What is awkward?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715365216924284.webm","filename":"save the planet.webm"},"posted":1715365216},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793790,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793774
suddenly im having second thoughts about living in the woodlands…","attachment":null,"posted":1715366178},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793791,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793776
Post more please :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715366239},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793797,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793776
not fair, Magpies can be trained to do that, niggas don't.","attachment":null,"posted":1715366868},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4793804,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793776
The domestication of Homo Niggerus has failed","attachment":null,"posted":1715367653},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794119,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715395131432904.webm","filename":"1640107226367.webm"},"posted":1715395131},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794122,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715395538374319.webm","filename":"1699340667987066.webm"},"posted":1715395538},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794123,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715395601736090.webm","filename":"1689410071691233.webm"},"posted":1715395601},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794125,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715395753018550.webm","filename":"1678430961737604.webm"},"posted":1715395753},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794131,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789946
Friendly Russian outpost soldiers also enjoy feeding and petting Polar bears. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1p5uVeYF6k","attachment":null,"posted":1715396116},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794139,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791726
This is why that faggot Herzog should have released the Treadwell tapes.
Wouldn't be much debate after they heard that shit.","attachment":null,"posted":1715396388},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794240,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793630
the retvrn to subsistence agriculture bit doesn't really work when you're likely as effeminate and decadent as the whitoids you can't control yourself from ranting about","attachment":null,"posted":1715409571},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794326,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794139
Not really; they’re into true crime stories nowadays and have probably heard the snippet of audio clip from the Toolbox Killers trial. Would still debate whether or not being killed by a bear is better.","attachment":null,"posted":1715428601},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794335,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Women just want the BBC (big bear cock)","attachment":null,"posted":1715430010},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794345,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789325
Bear is actually freaking out because he's afraid his fren will get liver damage from the punches, but there is a lack of linguistic cognitive skills to communicate effectively, and thus shaking the tree is him trying to get the two to stop as best as he can.
The lack isn't on the bear's side, btw.","attachment":null,"posted":1715431834},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794360,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's just women being cunty, try not to get worked up about it. They know it's not a scenario they're ever really going to run into so they're just gonna say whatever sounds the most self righteous.
Stop engaging it on social media, and if anyone brings it up IRL to you, point out that it's a really shitty thing to ask and that comparing half the world's population to literal forest animals is rude. Just don't take the bait.","attachment":null,"posted":1715434569},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794403,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794360
a surprisingly reasonable take from here","attachment":null,"posted":1715440791},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794645,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">in case of a human vs bear war, women will join the bear side
it's good to know who are the real enemies.","attachment":null,"posted":1715474480},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794654,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788688
Saw some brown bears at Yellowstone State Park in the last couple days. Man they are really amazing to watch in real life. Saw a mother and her two cubs by a stream in a river valley. The mother was eating a bison carcass while one of her cubs was trying to catch birds. She eventually called him back. What was weird was that there was a raven just chilling by the mother bear, waiting its turn to eat I guess the bird knew it could get away from the cubs and that the mother would be distracted
Also everyone on here should go to Yellowstone it really is a once in a lifetime experience.","attachment":null,"posted":1715475438},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794687,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794654
Fuck that, nigga, that place is bear country.","attachment":null,"posted":1715480454},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794830,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794139
Treadwell, moar liek DEADwell amirite?","attachment":null,"posted":1715495372},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794838,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794654
Eh I don't like looking at chinese people that much","attachment":null,"posted":1715496197},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794845,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789950
This book is actual historic piece of Canadiana","attachment":null,"posted":1715497435},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791726
It's simple. We kill the bears","attachment":null,"posted":1715498072},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794899,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789950
it's not erotica though.","attachment":null,"posted":1715510964},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794928,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788770
No one ever says the species of man either, the colour is important","attachment":null,"posted":1715516010},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794929,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788770
With bears it's the opposite of men
>White, good night
Polar bears will actually actively prey on humans (in contrast to the usual "I've already mauled, you no point in wasting a meal)","attachment":null,"posted":1715516150},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794940,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794654
How do you avoid getting mauled though
>>4794838
lol
>>4794899
Then that’s a really misleading cover","attachment":null,"posted":1715517508},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794967,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794654
fuck off bear! we know Yellowstone bears are smarter than the average bear and there's no way you are taking our picnic baskets.","attachment":null,"posted":1715520566},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4794995,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794899
It absolutely is, she goes into great detail about fondling the bear's balls.","attachment":null,"posted":1715522863},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4795632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Ohnono.. bearbros, our response?","attachment":null,"posted":1715599673},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4795765,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794345
shut up idot","attachment":null,"posted":1715615455},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4795773,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794125
This is how life is meant to be lived","attachment":null,"posted":1715615913},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4795838,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795825
based. the more incels that get voluntarily timothy treadwelled the better.","attachment":null,"posted":1715620484},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4795916,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795825
What a helpful guy :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715629229},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4795917,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795838
I mean, if it’s not that it’s getting stabbed/shot for cash","attachment":null,"posted":1715629307},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4795959,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's funny that people use Treadwell of an example that bears are dangerous when he spent the accumulated time of about 8 and a half years in the closest proximity you can get to bears before finally getting killed.
It's like shark hysteria all over again. 99.9% of the time a bear has no interest in eating you.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715631734515072.jpg","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-13 at 21-21-19 you eat babies - YouTube.jpg"},"posted":1715631734},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796036,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795959
Isn’t there a theory that the bears were honestly just completely dumbfounded at what the fuck Treadwell was doing? They don’t exactly have people going up to them every day","attachment":null,"posted":1715636407},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796073,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795825
edgy boi huh","attachment":null,"posted":1715638943},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796077,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795959
And most women live their entire lives around men without being killed","attachment":null,"posted":1715639337},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796079,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796077
1 in 4 woman has been sexually assaulted or harassed.","attachment":null,"posted":1715639567},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796091,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796079
>moving the goalpost","attachment":null,"posted":1715640661},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796182,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796073
First time on polchan?","attachment":null,"posted":1715648702},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796470,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796182
this is /an/, looks like you got lost and you need to go back","attachment":null,"posted":1715699612},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796477,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796079
>1 in 4 women has been hit on by a man they were not attracted to
Whats it like when you remove this scenario and stop counting an unwanted arm/shoulder touch (that was only unwanted because he wasnt hot enough and would not have been called assault if he had a stronger jawline) as “sexual assault”","attachment":null,"posted":1715700255},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796715,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796470
>this is /an/
yes, not reddit/twitter, seems like you need directions back yourself","attachment":null,"posted":1715711207},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796801,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794995
And the Bible goes into great detail about black dick and how they ejaculate, also Jesus was sent only for the Jews. So it's rather clear you're argument is invalid.","attachment":null,"posted":1715715759},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796820,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796801
Medication - pronto.","attachment":null,"posted":1715717167},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796822,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796801
i think you got your porn mixed up with the bible","attachment":null,"posted":1715717236},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796828,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796822
>>4796820","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715717426213899.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240514-160954_Chrome.jpg"},"posted":1715717426},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796850,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796828
>he was actually talking about animals
Get help","attachment":null,"posted":1715719069},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796878,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796850
Still Erotica, Moshe.","attachment":null,"posted":1715721394},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796879,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796091
What goalpost? I'd rather be killed than raped.
>>4796477
Incel cope. Again, I'd rather be killed than raped. Haven't yet heard of any bears that raped anyone.","attachment":null,"posted":1715721497},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796885,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793330
Explain your reasoning. How does the bear get around the armour?","attachment":null,"posted":1715722112},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796887,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796885
It doesn't have to dumbfuck its weight will squeeze your meat out from in-between the cracks of your armour like chunky toothpaste.","attachment":null,"posted":1715723119},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796910,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796878
who is moshe, your boyfriend?","attachment":null,"posted":1715726060},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796914,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795959
what about polar bears?
how many nonlethal encounters do people have with them?","attachment":null,"posted":1715726264},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796939,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796910
Are you trying to date me, Moshe?","attachment":null,"posted":1715730128},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796887
Wrong answer, now you have to suffer my spergout.
Medieval plate is far stronger than you're willing to accept. It was built to withstand much more concentrated force than what a bear can muster and do it over and over. It won't be crushed. The armour's weaknesses are that it can't stop all of the shock from passing through and that some parts of the suit need to be thin for mobility and are thus vulnerable to sharp points. Armored soldiers encountering each-another would typically bludgeon each-other until one of them collapsed from bruising, concussion, fractures, internal organ damage, or simply running out of steam. Men got buried, suits got passed down and refitted. Even early guns had a hard time staving in knightly armour, it took a while for the arms race to make anti-musket chestplates too heavy and expensive for mass-issue.","attachment":null,"posted":1715730312},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796942,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796941
The bear doesn't have anything like a pollaxe, a halberd, a gun, or a sword. It lacks finesse or the ability to concentrate its power, but the bigger varieties (Grizzly and upwards) do have considerable advantages in proportional strength and in overall weight and will overcome their comparative inefficiency with brute force. It's not going to win by crushing the armour, its best strategy for winning is by beating, grappling, shaking the armored man to concuss him and damage his organs with the whiplash. Alternatively, it might use its mass to pin the man and try to pry the plates off with its jaws, potentially finding purchase in the armpits and groin area where there are no plates to hide the retention straps under.
Bear in mind that historically people didn't use armour to hunt bears at all. Russians had spears with points designed to penetrate to a limited depth, and they'd brace these spears on the ground so that the bigger bears like Kodiaks were held back while they bled out. In Bulgaria where the bears are only about four times the weight of humans, the traditional method of hunting was to stick a leather-gloved hand straight into the bear's mouth and stab it to death with a knife. Grizzlies are about twice the mass of those bears but tempered and fluted steel is vastly superior to hardened leather and the human has a slim chance of winning (not just surviving) by counter-intuitively forcing his own forearm into the bear's throat.","attachment":null,"posted":1715730455},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796948,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796914
too many actually, they have realized that humans = garbage, so they are now getting used to be around people and that's dangerous for both humans and bears, you see, now it's more likely a bear to get killed by a human than the other way around.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715732300210170.jpg","filename":"article-0-1B526892000005DC-440_964x549-1440690157.jpg"},"posted":1715732300},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796967,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789949
They might just be smarter than the average bear","attachment":null,"posted":1715734403},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796971,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796967
you're not dealing with the average bear anymore.","attachment":null,"posted":1715734985},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796976,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796971","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715735421737780.jpg","filename":"Anon's war on Bears.jpg"},"posted":1715735421},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796988,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796942
>>4796941
They don't need any of the shit you're coping about. Once they put all their weight on you, and they will, you're dead. Bears jump on things they want to open. You are paste inside your costume.","attachment":null,"posted":1715737052},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4796989,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796477
You're right, the number is probably far higher due to the amount of rape that goes completely unreported. The number is probably closer to 1 in 2 on average, thanks anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1715737336},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797010,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788770
You're missing the point. It's not about the specifics of what kind of bear or how likely the bear is to kill you or whatever. Instead of asking these dumb gotcha questions, men should be asking why women feel so unsafe in the first place -- or better yet, they should start finally listening","attachment":null,"posted":1715739514},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797011,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796879
>Incel cope. Again, I'd rather be killed than raped
what, why? I'd much rather be raped","attachment":null,"posted":1715739576},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797014,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797011
cuz ur a man
shes a woman","attachment":null,"posted":1715739981},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797010
It’s not a gotcha question. It genuinely matters to me. As others said in the thread, species of bear and species of human matter while not in this debate.
And don’t lecture me on safety, or listening. Men are just as likely to. Commit suicide, get mugged, shot and killed. As you are to get raped. Also you are forgetting you are living in the absolute safest time period ever. The only way to get any safer is remove all minorities from the general population. Frankly I don’t care about your problems. And you frankly don’t care about mine. Just drop the prentending act like your trying to raise awareness and rather admit you want to be the center of attention. Because that’s all saying stupid shit like that gets you. Hopefully something more important happens in your life so you don’t spend your time insulting my post about bear species on an animal board.
>tldr. I’ve listened to your stupid point and deem it to stupid to care about.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715740508510703.jpg","filename":"IMG_5872.jpg"},"posted":1715740508},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797053,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796878
You know what you were trying to imply and it was false. You’re the Jew here if anything","attachment":null,"posted":1715747321},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797054,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796941
> Medieval plate is far stronger than you're willing to accept.
“Medieval” literally spans centuries, dude. Full armor plate varied greatly in quality across time. 1100s plate? I don’t see it. 1500s plate? Yeah, I could see a bear struggling with that","attachment":null,"posted":1715747546},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797057,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797010
>or better yet, they should start finally listening
Listening about what? You’re just issuing vague statements yourself and throwing your hands in the air like you made a point","attachment":null,"posted":1715747695},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797063,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796079
Imagine if this statistic included convicted sexual assaults. Watch this number drop significantly.
Accusation is not enough to make it true. And a lot of "reported" sexual assaults are circumstantial.
>Ugly guy touched me on the arm
The intent here is not included. If his intent was to be physically flirtatious, and you rebuffed him, and he immediately stopped, it's not sexual assault.
>Women are too afraid to talk about it
- bullshit
- even if this true, that is a failure of our justice system and not every other male's fault
What is the source of this 1 in 4 statistic?
And who has independently verified it?","attachment":null,"posted":1715748323},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797155,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796079
oh please, we have not","attachment":null,"posted":1715766934},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797173,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794139
Releasing that audio would just make women want to have sex with bears.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715771168165810.jpg","filename":"1689558666642372.jpg"},"posted":1715771168},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797177,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797017
>n-nuh it actually matters to me
>Incel nothing talk
>>4797057
What's vague? A bear is a better choice than a man to be alone in the woods with. Seems pretty cut and dry to me.
>>4797063
Because even known rapists get off easy and it's common knowledge how underreported rape is. This is elementary-level stuff.","attachment":null,"posted":1715771497},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797173
It's all that interests you, scrotes. Pathetic existence.","attachment":null,"posted":1715773840},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797192,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794139
Listen to the toolbox killers tape. The bear is better.","attachment":null,"posted":1715774228},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797199,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797173
This.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715775301368697.webm","filename":"facing yourself.webm"},"posted":1715775301},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797201,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797177
>What's vague? A bear is a better choice than a man to be alone in the woods with. Seems pretty cut and dry to me.
As a thought experiment about the violence men as a sex perpetrate against women as a sex, I get it, it's a good conversation starter. As an actual literal scenario, it's retarded.
>>4797192
You know that men are far more likely to be murdered than women, right? I've never really gotten the appeal of true crime beyond the first season of the Serial Podcast, it's kind of fucked up to consume the murder of others as entertainment.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715775822807577.jpg","filename":"Adnan Syed.jpg"},"posted":1715775822},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797204,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797201
I agree, men who are offended that women would choose the bear should stop trying to make it into a literal scenario. It ruins the point and is retarded.
>You know that men are far more likely to be murdered than women, right?
There are far worse things that can happen to you than murder. Even so, we should be just as ready to choose the bear as women are. Men are inherently evil creatures.","attachment":null,"posted":1715776000},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797208,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797177
>Known rapists
The only people that get off easily for rape are women with underage men (statutory rape).","attachment":null,"posted":1715776911},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797211,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">There are far worse things that can happen to you than murder. Even so, we should be just as ready to choose the bear as women are. Men are inherently evil creatures.
Preach, sista, preach.
https://www.shine.cn/feature/art-culture/1709113495/","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715777178987556.png","filename":"Lu Zhi parroting.png"},"posted":1715777178},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797213,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794830
>Tastewell
ftfy","attachment":null,"posted":1715777596},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797214,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797204
>Men are inherently evil creatures.
Bait, but I'll answer anyways.
Men aren't inherently evil at all, the vast majority of guys are just normal people. However, men (regardless of race or stature) are certainly more comfortable with violence (or the threat of violence) in general and using it against other people, men or women, to get their way. But that's the kind of thing that a society can train out of young men with minimal issue. But you have to acknowledge the propensity in the first place.","attachment":null,"posted":1715777741},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797216,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797208
Shit bait.
>>4797214
Image taken from some artist on Instagram but it applies here.
You're right, I was mostly exaggerating for effect, but it really isn't as simple as 'most men are normal' because what even is 'normal' when it comes to men's positions and stances when it comes to rape culture? Which average are we going off? Because we'd all love to think that most men are on the far left of this graph but I think we're all painfully aware that that simply isn't the case.
It's not just a case of educating young men to not be rapists, the very system we live in encourages this behaviour.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715778666581433.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240515-140314_Instagram.jpg"},"posted":1715778666},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797247,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797063
# of convictions is never going to even approach the # of sex crimes
>bullshit
How is it bullshit? There's been scandal after scandal of how even when women DID report and got a rape kit done, the kits sat untested for years, thousands and thousands of them. Many women are actively turned away even if they go to report, as well. Also, does this board really need a reminder that you can't trust cops and that cops as a demographic are wife beaters/assaulters themselves?
Also, it isn't about "fault." If I can't trust the justice system I need to modify my behavior to account for that and be a lot more cautious.
A funny thing to note about men being more likely to be victims of murder or non sexual assault is that....the perpetrators are of course overwhelming men.
Saying women shouldn't be especially concerned about this or that it's not a gender issue is kind of like arguing that because negroes are by far the most likely victim of other negroes, black on white crime isn't something whites should be concerned about and isn't a racial issue. It's really retarded","attachment":null,"posted":1715785469},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797275,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797063
i've been in 5 serious relationships. 4 of them said the girl said they were molested when they were young by people close to them (family members, babysitters, etc). they were all relatively normal and didn't have mental issues so you'd never know on the surface that this happened to them. all also knew other women that were also molested when young as well.
this shit happens much more than you think. this is where incels completely lose the narrative. they think because it doesn't happen to them that it's not a problem. and saying something like "jUsT gO tO tHe PoLiCe" isn't that simple either. it's pretty fucking difficult to do something when the man that molested you was your uncle who is wealthy, very well-liked in the family, your parents brushed it off as "oh he's just a friendly man he meant nothing by it", and you then spend most of your adolescence being miserable and doing drugs and thinking about killing yourself multiple times (happened to one of my aforementioned exes).","attachment":null,"posted":1715788206},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797277,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797216
Tag yourself, I'm 3rd from right.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715788852832674.webm","filename":"1668698401984715 thot cat attack.webm"},"posted":1715788852},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797281,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797216
Every man itt is further right on this graph than they think.","attachment":null,"posted":1715789380},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797307,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796989
Trampling actually killed a lot of people in ancient warfare whether they had armour or not and the bear's stomping will kill, but slowly, and actually the moment the bear lifts its weight from the man it gives him a chance to roll away, sit up, or kick the bear depending on if or how he's pinned. It's not going to be as easy as you say unless the bear has the good sense to knock the man onto his front and straddle him before attacking.
You need to give up this mental image of an unarmed knight fighting a bear looking like a tin of beans being stomped on because it's not accurate. Go browse rekt threads on /gif/ for a bit, get some context for what car impacts actually do to the human body, how the flying corpses remain in remarkably few pieces. You need the reminder of how tough animals (inc. humans) really are. Bones and tendons are hardy enough already and with armour too the bear's not going to be able to flatten a torso without difficulty. There's a reason humans universally settled on stabbing as the best way to kill each-other and then developed armour to frustrate that strategy; Every other strategy is slow and difficult.
>>4797054
I was thinking 1500s yes. I know the older stuff wasn't the best but the quality peaked very high at the end.
>>4797281
Every time you post I shift further.","attachment":null,"posted":1715791049},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797312,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">4796989
>not 4796988
Well that's it then. There's no recovering from this blunder. The argument is lost.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715791352242631.png","filename":"off by one.png"},"posted":1715791352},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797318,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797216
Top:
The divide between normal men and actual sexual predators who rape/molest people
Bottom is more like
Women: OK, BUT, OK, MY BODY MY CHOICE, I NEVER ASKED FOR YOU, YOU ARE FUCKING HIDEOUS IT SCARES ME AND CREEPS ME OUT AND YOU TOUCHED ME THAT IS RAPE, IF I WANTED YOUR HAND ANYWHERE NEAR MY ARM I WOULD AHVE ASKED CREEP, AND THAT GUY LAST WEEK, SAID HE DROVE A WRX STI, BUT IT WAS A REGULAR WRX, AND THATS NOT WHY I HAD SEX WITH HIM, SO HE RAPED ME, AND THAT GUY STARE RAPED ME, AND THAT GUY OVER THERE IS A PREDATOR BECAUSE HE LOOKED AT MY ASS. RESPECT *CLAP* WOMEN *CLAP* ALL *CLAP* WOMEN *CLAP* ARE *CLAP* QUEENS! MEN ARE SO FUCKING EVIL","attachment":null,"posted":1715791615},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797177
>What’s vague?
>doesn’t actually answer the question
expected I guess
>>4797189
>scrotes
this isn’t CC sis you must have gotten lost on the way there","attachment":null,"posted":1715791692},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797323,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797277
based Kit Kat putting foids in their place im prob in the middle","attachment":null,"posted":1715791969},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797325,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797312
It’s ok I still like you
>>4797318
Trvke just dropped………………………..","attachment":null,"posted":1715792051},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797326,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797318
correct.
women unironically believe that an unattractive man asking them out is unacceptable sexual harassment
its an unironic, truthful, fact, and you can prove it by hiring two men on opposite ends of the attractiveness scale to ask women out in the same fashion. dirty pick up line, lightly touch them but nowhere near the tits/ass/crotch/thighs, ask them out. in that exact order, to the letter.
the 10/10 man will be well received, get her number, and set up a date.
the 1/10 man will be arrested and defamed for sexual assault. immediately. no excuses. all of society, led by a bitchy jewish cunt, will tell him "YOU! CANT! DO! THAT!"
the sliding scale of "predators" is actually the looks scale. that's all it is. you can see it daily. women do not believe you have the right to initiate if they do not want to fuck you. period! if they want to fuck you, actual rape is just surprise consensual sex. this, too, happens daily in bars. drunk men push around drunk women and when they see his contact photo the next day 10/10 = they are coming back for more. 8/10 and under = they have been raped. this is such a soul crushing arrangement that the rise of it PERFECTLY corresponds with the start of the mass shooting era. the total loss of purpose and acceptance destroys the sanity of its victim.
roasties will seethe and cry incel virgin uggo fatty (that's all they understand besides hunk chad hottie stud) but its the fact
female vanity and promiscuity has systematically dismantled society.
if women are giving mating choice, it is not compatible with an organized, progressive society. it's the same arrangement found in primitive groups of animals where the male who is not high up on the totem pole is punished with beatings/death for attempting to mate. we only have society because we took away a lot of sexual choice from both sexes and made marriage more about business than pleasure, arranged by the parents.","attachment":null,"posted":1715792251},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797327,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797307
>Every time you post I shift further.
jej","attachment":null,"posted":1715792259},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797328,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794360
This. It's a question made to start a fight. Women answer from a pure emotional perspective, and men always think from a rational sizing up perspective.
In reality a woman is orders of magnitudes more likely to be raped by someone she knows than a random guy in the woods. People try to compare rates of bear attacks to rates of sexual assault crimes which makes no sense because most people on earth will never see a wild bear in the entire lives.","attachment":null,"posted":1715792412},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797329,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797318
>>4797326
Men who are pretty far right on the graph.","attachment":null,"posted":1715792414},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797333,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797329
>not argument
>just calls them incels
You know they’re right","attachment":null,"posted":1715793102},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797339,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797326
>if women are giving mating choice, it is not compatible with an organized, progressive society. it's the same arrangement found in primitive groups of animals where the male who is not high up on the totem pole is punished with beatings/death for attempting to mate. we only have society because we took away a lot of sexual choice from both sexes and made marriage more about business than pleasure, arranged by the parents.
You also have to a remember a good number of women today are just fucking crazy. Like, just completely spiteful hags. A good amount of these women screaming rape whenever the opportunity presents itself are included in this.
One aspect of feminism that isn’t talked about enough is the genetic proliferation of unpleasant women. Under patriarchy, nasty miserable sows would have limited reproductive success, most would simply just get filtered. Men today are powerless and desperate, they'll breed with nearly anything if given the chance.
Every generation of women alive today is progressively more unpleasant and girlbossy than the last. Just look at millennial relationshits, for example. Women have consistently demonstrated total incompetence in selecting good spouses when given the freedom to do so, and while men aren’t perfect, things were objectively better when they called the shots, a patriarchal system that places females under the stewardship of their fathers until marriage would also limit the number of bad men marrying good women. Men are simply better at judging the character of other men. Here’s some related empirical evidence: Population-wide increase of mental illness is partially driven by male sexual selection, i.e. reproductive success of crazy women.
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10519-022-10107-w
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00239-022-10072-2","attachment":null,"posted":1715793804},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797606,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797216
>but it really isn't as simple as 'most men are normal' because what even is 'normal' when it comes to men's positions and stances when it comes to rape culture?
By "normal", I mean that it doesn't even occur to them to hurt women (you can argue whether it's condescending but a LOT of patriarchal norms are bound up in the idea that women are not to be harmed in the way you would a man due to their more delicate physical nature), and that rape is evil. That's the thing about the whole "teach men not to rape" slogan in the 2010s; if you say that to a guy, the response 100% of the time is going to be "no shit rape is evil". I think the idea of "continuous enthusiastic/non-coerced consent" is a far better metric in terms of saying if you're not getting the following from a partner, then sex isn't on the table and you risk being as bad as the stereotypical rapist that drags a woman into an alleyway.
I remember when I was in high school and trying out for a soccer team and during some down time some of the group started talking about sex and the question came up of what was one to do if on the wedding night the bride didn't want to fuck. One of the guys joked about knocking her out and having sex anyways, and it made me very uncomfortable, what that told me was that such an action wasn't seen as rape because of the context (assuming it wasn't just an edgy joke). So if someone, particularly an older man, was to sit those guys down and give them the spiel about "enthusiastic/non-coerced continuous consent", that would shift their thinking about the topic. I do think that a more explicit message earlier on would alleviate a decent amount of what you're talking about.
>the very system we live in encourages this behavior
How do you account for the fact that by all available metrics, it's a small minority of men committing the crime?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715813421190039.webm","filename":"Leopardbird.webm"},"posted":1715813421},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797611,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797606
>By "normal", I mean that it doesn't even occur to them to hurt women
Sure but you kinda proved my point with
>One of the guys joked about knocking her out and having sex anyways, and it made me very uncomfortable
But did YOU say anything? Did anyone else? If you don't say anything against people who are apparently all for rape then you're supporting them. It doesn't matter if you are against it behind closed doors, they believe they are surrounded by people who won't say anything against them if they were to commit the crime, and they're right. Because no one has yet, not to their face.
>So if someone, particularly an older man, was to sit those guys down and give them the spiel about "enthusiastic/non-coerced continuous consent", that would shift their thinking about the topic.
Maybe, but how many times do you think that has actually happened? Not enough considering 1 in 4 women have been sexually assaulted/harassed.
>How do you account for the fact that by all available metrics, it's a small minority of men committing the crime?
Again, you're missing the point. It is not just the men who are committing the actual crime who are the issue, it's everyone around them. Rapists have a support network. They have friends who don't challenge their misogyny, they have family who make excuses for their behaviour, and they are surrounded by men who shame and put down women who come forward about their assault. It's why rapists get away with it so often.
You've probably heard of the proverb 'if you have 9 people sitting at a table and 1 Nazi, you have 10 Nazis' and it applies here.","attachment":null,"posted":1715814276},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797739,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797247
>sex crimes
This is what you're not getting. Accusation of a crime does not mean that a crime was committed. I understand there are situations where the accused was guilty and not punished, but my point is was really that the statistic of 1 in 4 is incorrect and spreads misinformation.
Someone's word is simply not enough as the margin for error is substantial.
I could take the 1 in 4 more seriously if when mentioned, people honestly state how it was calculated and the margin for error. But they don't, because it's a dishonest statistic and used for damaging political goals.
Damaging because it may impose unjust laws on the innocent, or creates unnecessary fear.
For example, women living in safe wealthy areas are still thinking there's a 25% chance they're going to be assaulted in the street, when this is absolute bullshit.
Sure, if you go to the worst part of the city in your own wearing, then absolutely someone on drugs or drunk is going to try something. A man would also likely be mugged or violently assaulted in a similar situation.
Which by the way, violent crimes against men is significantly higher than it is against women.
>>4797275
I doubt the validity of your claims just on the basis that you write like a women.
Either way, see above.","attachment":null,"posted":1715823275},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797845,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797204
>There are far worse things that can happen to you than murder
Yeah, like being eaten alive by a wild animal.","attachment":null,"posted":1715834341},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797868,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797339
good post, honestly never considered a genetics angle to this mess","attachment":null,"posted":1715836454},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4797980,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788688
the bears have spoken","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715856376169194.jpg","filename":"bear.jpg"},"posted":1715856376},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4798004,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797611
>But did YOU say anything? Did anyone else?
I don't remember, this shit was over a decade ago in the mid-2000s and I was 14, it's a random memory that resurfaced. I do think people pushed back against it (in a joking way), but it's all very fuzzy.
>Again you're missing my point.
Things are getting better imo, there's definitely been a shift in terms of how people, men and women, think about topics such as consent and assault., and I'm suggesting a way that imo would certainly help even more.
>>4797339
I don't trust this study at all, genetics don't shift that quickly one way or another unless you're straight up murdering everyone that doesn't fit a certain profile and then forcing the survivors to reproduce. Additionally, birth control has thrown this kind of dynamic out of whack. Women may be sleeping with "Chad", but they're not necessarily having his kids like they might in a scenario where birth control or abortions are hard to come by.","attachment":null,"posted":1715860808},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4798072,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797339
>Under patriarchy, nasty miserable sows would have limited reproductive success
You’ve got that backwards historically, nasty miserable sows were the most likely to proliferate. Most women were obligated to be wed off with very few other options available in life, even the nasty sows were forced on someone. The more someone wanted to fuck a woman beyond obligation, the more likely she was to then die in childbirth; especially if she was particularly young or petite and paired with someone that wasn’t a manlet. Or, if not from pregnancy, to become infertile from or die of a venereal disease. It’s why the trope for elderly wives/widows is to be nasty-tempered, the rest literally died early in life. Just like how all the good men died in wars. Even today, with all the advances in medicine, pregnancy is still risky af.
In a fantasy patriarchal society where men weren’t obligated to wed to make more soldiers and laborers, and also wasn’t like our own that strongly favors sociopathic traits in both men and women to be successful, maybe then you could naturally filter shitty people from the gene pool. At least now, most adults have more options than being required to stay with and breed with someone who has a shitty temperament. It’s why the boomer hating your spouse jokes aren’t popular anymore, most are free to just abandon people they dislike instead of forcing themselves to coexist.","attachment":null,"posted":1715872538},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4799795,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796879
>I'd rather be killed than raped
So if i rape a girl the right thing to do would be to murder her too? Got it. I hate the idea of unnecessary death, but bodies don't call the police either ig","attachment":null,"posted":1716047679},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4799799,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797275
>they were all relatively normal and didn't have mental issues
>you then spend most of your adolescence being miserable and doing drugs and thinking about killing yourself multiple times (happened to one of my aforementioned exes)
kys lying faggot","attachment":null,"posted":1716047988},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4799806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797606
>I think the idea of "continuous enthusiastic/non-coerced consent" is a far better metric in terms of saying if you're not getting the following from a partner, then sex isn't on the table
You have literally never talked to a woman or are one and have zero self-awareness.
That's not how women talk, and the ones that due are exceedingly rare. They almost exclusively talk in hints, half-truths, metaphors, and euphamisms when in comes to sex. They literally think that the less obvious a flirtation is, the hotter it is. They DO NOT just say "I want you to have sex with me now". That's fucking laughable. You are a permavirgin and should stop giving opinions on sex and consent until you have had it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716048996},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4799807,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797326
Based","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716049154664080.png","filename":"female evolutionary biologist on female nature.png"},"posted":1716049154},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4799905,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788688
i could beat up a black bear
grizzly its a 50/50
white one is safe death, polar bears are kinda insane
i wouldnt fight a pamda cause its like killing a butterfly","attachment":null,"posted":1716057376},{"board":"an","thread":4788688,"pid":4800408,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799905
based retard bearfighter","attachment":null,"posted":1716125393}]}
{"title":"Toadline Bullies","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787652,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Toadlines of the Slamuminati edition
Discuss anything related to the bulldog/frenchie/american bully mixes, also known as exotic/toadline bullies, and its associated culture here
Previous: >>4780283","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714671256294525.jpg","filename":"1713999128633791.jpg"},"posted":1714671256},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787665,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://youtu.be/v9JQbKhU1JM?t=452
>people will pay thousands of dollars for vials of cum from a mutant dog named Suicide","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714671976757587.png","filename":"134344.png"},"posted":1714671976},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787675,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"F R E S H
R
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N","attachment":null,"posted":1714673540},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787683,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What do they do with the bodies? Asking for a friend.","attachment":null,"posted":1714674229},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787665
I feel like I need to go to an Exotic Bully dog show at some point, just to see how crazy it is.","attachment":null,"posted":1714675352},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787711,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787683
cryopreserve in case future technology allows revival
Cumrag WILL return","attachment":null,"posted":1714676491},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787745,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787711
I wanna party with fentanyl!","attachment":null,"posted":1714680501},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787809,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1PYNIl5h7E
>they're making unironic toadcore rap now","attachment":null,"posted":1714686538},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787812,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787700
be prepared for the sound, wear earplugs
https://youtu.be/7LrzFzqU6uE?t=150","attachment":null,"posted":1714686695},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787821,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787812
For the dogs barking or the owners chimping out?","attachment":null,"posted":1714687111},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787822,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787809
What's sad is the pups look healthy at first but the moment they start growing more that's when they're genes will show, they're legs will be SMASHED and their torsos SLAMMED to the floor, leaving a husk of a dog that can nolonger play or run or have fun.","attachment":null,"posted":1714687277},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787823,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787821
Both, it's not just africusamericus you have to worry about either, theres southusmethicus, beanusmexicus, zipperasiancus, and more.","attachment":null,"posted":1714687388},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787835,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787822
Fun is subjective I'm sure they love life I mean just look at them smiling!","attachment":null,"posted":1714689007},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787841,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787821
you call that barking? they're wheezing like an asthmatic 80 year old chainsmoker.","attachment":null,"posted":1714690084},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787843,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787841
Yeah bruh even the barks get SLAMMED","attachment":null,"posted":1714690127},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787918,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787652
Hi. Please stop making these threads. They induce a great sadness in me. I look at these creatures and I can only see pain.","attachment":null,"posted":1714699133},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787923,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787835
They look lobotomised","attachment":null,"posted":1714699580},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787924,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787918
Get SLAMMED bitch","attachment":null,"posted":1714699584},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787927,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787924
I call dibs on his ribs, ill give him that mission structure.....","attachment":null,"posted":1714699784},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787937,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787918
These are honestly some of the best threads on the site, the culture on display is incredible. If they’re going to do a dysgenic breeding program anyway then I may as well laugh at the movie posters and “SEMEN AVAILABLE” stickers.","attachment":null,"posted":1714700860},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787923
Yeah it's hilarious","attachment":null,"posted":1714701373},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787946,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Although it may be wrong, I do think Staypuft is kind of cute.","attachment":null,"posted":1714701954},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787949,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787946
anon...
staypuft...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714702099231092.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-04-29 124902.png"},"posted":1714702099},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787951,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787949
FUCK
maybe the FRESH AND FROZEN has some penis skin cells in it that we can use to clone him outright…","attachment":null,"posted":1714702321},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787962,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The weak should fear the SLAMMED","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714703435829404.jpg","filename":"Abominable.jpg"},"posted":1714703435},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787986,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787918
You lack Jesus Christ, only God can help you","attachment":null,"posted":1714706514},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787997,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787918
You see pain I see schadenfreude","attachment":null,"posted":1714707264},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4787999,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787652
I wonder how much progress the anon who made the v2 graph has done so far.","attachment":null,"posted":1714707363},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788033,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787962
but the slammed are weak…","attachment":null,"posted":1714711434},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788037,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788033
They may be weak physically, but they're really smart dogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1714712002},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788040,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788037
only when they're sporting chains","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714712349322772.webm","filename":"427908679_269616812837904_6155508984632404752_n.webm"},"posted":1714712349},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788043,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714712506716209.webm","filename":"smart dog.webm"},"posted":1714712506},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788043
This is just demented. Looks like the pre-death throes of an animal ready to drop dead. Megamind in dog form. Yakub reborn.","attachment":null,"posted":1714712723},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788054,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788040
Honestly they do really resemble toads, including intelligence","attachment":null,"posted":1714713953},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788062,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788043","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714716908868517.png","filename":"pain peko.png"},"posted":1714716908},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788083,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788043
oh thank you I was wondering where my Cranidos went","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714722368467165.png","filename":"IMG_3654.png"},"posted":1714722368},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788092,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788083","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714723367979962.jpg","filename":"IMG_3562.jpg"},"posted":1714723367},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714734046996609.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1714734046},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788147,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You can talk shit about toadline bullies all day, but you have to at least give it to the community that they manage to weed off the aggression problem that pitbulls have. Those guys are less physically capable of attacking you than a pug.","attachment":null,"posted":1714736496},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788153,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788147
You can see them fighting in some of these videos.
They just cough and wiggle at their enemy before they have to stop and recover.","attachment":null,"posted":1714736926},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788147
> you have to at least give it to the community that they manage to weed off the aggression problem that pitbulls have.
No you don’t lol
If I surgically remove all of a dogs limbs plus some ribs and maybe it’s nose and mouth and make it literally incapable of effectively harming anything then I would also technically have solved its aggression problem. By destroying it physically.","attachment":null,"posted":1714737288},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788185,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788147
Aggression is a behavioral problem, not a physical one.
If anything the videos of some of these toadlines suggest that they may actually be more aggressive, just less capable of doing harm.","attachment":null,"posted":1714741672},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788186,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788156
>remove all of a dogs limbs plus some ribs and maybe it’s nose and mouth and make it literally incapable of effectively harming anything
...is semen available? fresh or frozen is fine, I just need to get in on the smashed worm skeem","attachment":null,"posted":1714741968},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788190,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788186
>not using CRISPR to insert python genes into bullies
SERPENTIZED is the new SLAMMED.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714742550467789.jpg","filename":"SERPENTIZED.jpg"},"posted":1714742550},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788194,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788190
holy shit...
get me the number for a chinese biotech lab
the next big skeem has been found","attachment":null,"posted":1714743017},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788195,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788194
the entire setup you need to do CRISPR is only like $30-50kish its a small investment in the grand skeem of things. i can't wait until we get people setting up backyard gene labs.","attachment":null,"posted":1714743187},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788249,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"TOADLINE DIMETROGUS "GUS" AT 10 MONTHS OLD
ANOTHER 2X TOAD THERAPSID FREAK!! OUT OF TOADLINE'S CASH-O-GNATHUS AND LIL' DIICTO. GENOME SO SMASHED AND SLAMMED WE BRED BACK PELYCOSAURS. LITTERMATES TO GUCCI-NOPSIS, EDAPHOLICIOUS, BOSSCHOPS, ANTEOFREAK, GORGOZ, PALEOTRANNY AND OTHNIEL CHARLES MARSH. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE COMPLETE GENE DESTRUCTION WHEN IT PRODUCES NEXT YEAR, IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY BROKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND NO SHOULDER GIRDLE WE'RE BINGING BACK ICHTYOSTEGA. THE TOAD IN TOADLINE IS NOT FOR SHOW, THESE PUPPIES GONNA BE SPAWNING IN POOLS SOON.
PUT A TOAD IN YOUR LIFE!!
RETURN TO THERAPSID!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714745175546856.jpg","filename":"1703047015708536.jpg"},"posted":1714745175},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788252,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788249
ONLY 10K BUT YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR OWN TIME MACHINE. LUNGS SO SMASHED AND SLAMMED IT NEEDS PALEOZOIC OXYGEN LEVELS. GET TWO AND IT'S BETTER THAN A PYRAMID SKEEM, IT'S THE GOBLEKI TEPE SKEEM. TURN THIS TREE OF LIFE INTO A CIRCLE OF LIFE.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714745286467446.jpg","filename":"1696241892038362.jpg"},"posted":1714745286},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788298,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787949
Staypuft could not stay put","attachment":null,"posted":1714749975},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788424,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788190
>They were dogs once, taken by the dark powers, SMASHED and SLAMMED. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... SERPENTIZED. My extreme toadline bully","attachment":null,"posted":1714758785},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788431,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788252
AI can't even get the body plan right. Toadlines are how we defeat AI. They're so SLAMMED that AI can't process how such a creature could exist, much less be considered a "dog"","attachment":null,"posted":1714759491},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788453,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714760686441888.png","filename":"1663136262143.png"},"posted":1714760686},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788460,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714761227699160.jpg","filename":"438101533_17960032121757861_295295792701233477_n.jpg"},"posted":1714761227},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788471,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is Juan gotty the primal toad?","attachment":null,"posted":1714762276},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788524,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787711
it cant bring back staypuft though...","attachment":null,"posted":1714766783},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788575,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788471
no that's mr toad. juan gotty is the ancestor. Juan is still recognizable as a dog, his legs are below his body. The skeem included his blood but he was before the skeem. it's like asking if the earliest twisted elves were orcs. No, there were intermediate stages.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714769760809984.jpg","filename":"juan gotty.jpg"},"posted":1714769760},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788588,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788575
So many of the toadlines listed on the website have Mr Toad as a sire, even though he's very likely long dead at this point.
I wonder if they built up a huge stock of frozen semen while he was alive, to continue his legacy long after even his bones are gone.
Like a Toad geneseed.
Irreplaceable but absolutely vital to the Toadline Chapter.","attachment":null,"posted":1714770178},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788609,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788588
100%. do you think they don't milk these dogs for as much of the precious toadseed as possible? 100% of toad breeding is artificial since morphologically very few of them can actually do the deed anymore.","attachment":null,"posted":1714771359},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788645,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788588
A chapter of marines would be horrific. The gene seed would be destroyed instantly with all the fucked up stuff it does","attachment":null,"posted":1714773139},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788682,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788588
>>4788645
>WarSLAMMer 40000","attachment":null,"posted":1714776812},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788588
What happens when they run out of Mr. Toad juice? What will become of the skeem?","attachment":null,"posted":1714784369},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788743,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788731
They'll just come out with another line of bullies which look slightly bigger and lankier and then pretend they're not replacing the original. Toadaris.","attachment":null,"posted":1714785952},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788749,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I literally don't understand why people want these things when a thousand other dog breeds exist","attachment":null,"posted":1714787516},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788761,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788749
It's proof of their ability to play god, to create genetic abominations and with no one to stop them.","attachment":null,"posted":1714790078},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788764,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788761
Suddenly I want to see one of these things with a Borzoi snout. Let's make some serious abominations here.","attachment":null,"posted":1714790484},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788793,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788764
borzoi snoot genes and the python genes, i want to not only bring back basal therapsids but also recreate squamates from mammalian stock.","attachment":null,"posted":1714795570},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788800,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788793
I honestly think the SERPENTIZED skeem could be huge with women if you can find the right group of crazy ones to market them with. They love taking care of helpless cute things that they can feed and carry around.","attachment":null,"posted":1714796265},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788801,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788645
>>4788682
There's a space marine named Maximmion Voss who is shorter than average because of a geneseed defect so he works out to become bulky, he's kind of like a toadline in a way.","attachment":null,"posted":1714796322},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788805,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788801
For a second I thought you meant an actual member of the US Space Force, who was selected because every pound you send into space costs like $10k so they selected the smallest elite soldiers.","attachment":null,"posted":1714796957},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788043
FREEEEMAAAAAN","attachment":null,"posted":1714797015},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788812,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788806
Kek","attachment":null,"posted":1714798073},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788879,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788575
>The Greyline foundation female was named Showtime. Showtime was the mother of Gotty’s father, “R Greyline’s Raider 2. Raider passed away when Gotty was only 7 weeks old.
never began fot this gene pool","attachment":null,"posted":1714817914},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788880,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788190
Tbf fiddling with some hox genes would have the same effect but be much cheaper for the average skeemer.","attachment":null,"posted":1714818582},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788887,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788731
They have Bapw and Pimpy now. Mr. Toad it outdated.","attachment":null,"posted":1714820393},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788889,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787812
That breathing is worse than any “normal brachycephalic breed.","attachment":null,"posted":1714820974},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Dr. Dwamm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRU2JucxGd8","attachment":null,"posted":1714821073},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788893,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788880
If we're going to go cheap, does thalidomide work on dogs?","attachment":null,"posted":1714821920},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788897,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788893
Thalidomide does induce deformations in animals, but with the glaring lacuna that the stumpy appendages are not quite serpentine (disregarding that thalidomide would probably spike miscarriages)","attachment":null,"posted":1714823384},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788934,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788887
yeah, mr toad has legacy value but they have warped flesh and bone far beyond him. They have surpassed a 0.98 coefficient of inbreeding, we will watch them reach 1.0 then watch in horror what happens as they exceed it. the laws of mathematics and nature itself will be warped just like the bodies of the toads, a great gate will open and eldritch abominations will surge forth to SMASH and SLAM this world.
The toadline is the final chapter of Kali Yuga. It was foretold in the Vedas.","attachment":null,"posted":1714831482},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788943,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"anyone else get the feeling the og toadline kennel has slowed down or even closed? they don't update their website nor their youtube channel","attachment":null,"posted":1714833939},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788971,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714837068376377.jpg","filename":"IMG_5383.jpg"},"posted":1714837068},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4788983,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Damascus Skeem","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714839162060476.jpg","filename":"d.jpg"},"posted":1714839162},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4789055,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788731
They start experimenting with new innovations in inbreeding the toadspawn or they start inseminating other breeds with toadline juice.","attachment":null,"posted":1714844904},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4789071,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788801
the skeem finds a way to survive in the grim darkness…","attachment":null,"posted":1714845916},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4789095,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788132
What's with the cuck shed in the back, is it so he won't eat the puppies?","attachment":null,"posted":1714847728},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4789114,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789095
HE STOLE HIS BITCH, YOU MAD WHITEBOY??","attachment":null,"posted":1714849616},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4789162,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789095
Presumably yes. Also probably some kind of weird humiliation ritual that jamal there gets off on","attachment":null,"posted":1714853462},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4789239,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789114
Why would a white dude be mad about a toady getting separated, infact if the white dude is a ghetto stereotype he would be happy because the skeem will continue","attachment":null,"posted":1714862994},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4789329,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788943
probably made their millions and are chilling","attachment":null,"posted":1714873595},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4789339,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789329
Yeah, the point of a pyramid skeem is to cash out before it collapses.","attachment":null,"posted":1714874733},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4789687,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789329
millions of tokes on the meth pipe?","attachment":null,"posted":1714928401},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4789884,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I wonder what happens if you feed this to toadlines.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714941057859949.jpg","filename":"1714940332261240.jpg"},"posted":1714941057},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4789951,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789884
It's like a British Farmer's Fair add but in packaging form.","attachment":null,"posted":1714944262},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4789954,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788092
What is this from? Dune?","attachment":null,"posted":1714944614},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790018,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789954
Yeah, and the kid from neverending story.","attachment":null,"posted":1714950035},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790106,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789687
I mean, yeah, likely that too knowing these people","attachment":null,"posted":1714954697},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790260,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789884
what are the dimensions of this bag
how the fuck did they fit so much (likely bullshit) bragging on one bag","attachment":null,"posted":1714969134},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790329,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789687
Weren't they black? If they is then they'd smoke crack.","attachment":null,"posted":1714983382},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790410,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Do slammed dogs go to heaven?","attachment":null,"posted":1714997916},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790413,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790410
God gives his most SLAMMED canines the most SMASHED genes.","attachment":null,"posted":1714998682},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790427,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790329
Pretty sure they're white based on the scabbed meth legs on youtube","attachment":null,"posted":1715000899},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790438,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"We should resurrect the original Toad.","attachment":null,"posted":1715004893},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790451,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790410
No. They were made in God's blind spot and are not of his domain, so they lack souls.","attachment":null,"posted":1715007360},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790459,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715008325605473.jpg","filename":"440322973_18092859283422153_4474360250918917337_n.jpg"},"posted":1715008325},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790486,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790459
>Givin Lein Jeans
>everyone in the photo looks like they're starting to be corrupt by the smashing and slamming
kino","attachment":null,"posted":1715010766},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790487,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-qkNEampEA","attachment":null,"posted":1715010827},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790486
>SMASHING and SLAMMING is a contagious biohazard
>Airborne Toadline prions SMASH and SLAM the DNA of formerly normal mammals, causing them to express Toadlike features
The Toadlore is deep, keep an eye out for the gradual expression of a Habsburg jaw in the most prolific breeders.","attachment":null,"posted":1715019959},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790696,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"We should introduce some Kimbo genetics into the next toad generation to breed hilariously aggressive, yet inept, bullfrogdogs","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715029102414544.png","filename":"1695053514085144.png"},"posted":1715029102},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790696
>attacked a group of women
Business as usual","attachment":null,"posted":1715029934},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4790996,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"2x pimpy 3x bape","attachment":null,"posted":1715057429},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4791013,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is there a version of the OP without Charlie in it? I want to see the whole thing","attachment":null,"posted":1715059237},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4791035,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791013","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715061934045489.jpg","filename":"1712923161389605.jpg"},"posted":1715061934},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4791287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Supercharge the COI","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715099287018638.png","filename":"1700734254891488.png"},"posted":1715099287},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4791516,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Brand new bully has dropped","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715117872458097.jpg","filename":"IMG_5386.jpg"},"posted":1715117872},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4791761,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791516
Please tell me thats a puppy","attachment":null,"posted":1715139908},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4791771,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791516
can i use it as a football","attachment":null,"posted":1715140887},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4791801,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791516
Why do toadies with ears look like goblins?","attachment":null,"posted":1715142884},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4791884,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"pimpy son opp","attachment":null,"posted":1715156808},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4791915,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715162462808393.png","filename":"1705719484947775.png"},"posted":1715162462},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4791937,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791915
The genetic code has become fluid","attachment":null,"posted":1715167691},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792159,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791287
He must be a big brain to have a such big chain","attachment":null,"posted":1715189316},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792213,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791915
lmfao","attachment":null,"posted":1715193850},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792233,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791915
Who was the shemale toadline again?","attachment":null,"posted":1715194673},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792267,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792233
Snarfella","attachment":null,"posted":1715197643},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792279,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788575
its jaun not juan according to the pic","attachment":null,"posted":1715198724},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792280,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.instagram.com/thebullycampline/reels/","attachment":null,"posted":1715198871},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792281,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788588
>I wonder if they built up a huge stock of frozen semen while he was alive
they had to because the genetics get more fucked up in each generation
they need some ancient, more complete dna to fix their breeding when miscarriages and early deaths become too common","attachment":null,"posted":1715198888},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792315,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789884
holy schizophrenia lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1715202635},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792322,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787949
>till his return","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715202935132780.jpg","filename":"1645299460406.jpg"},"posted":1715202935},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792336,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788424
>But my lord, there is no such line in the skeem...","attachment":null,"posted":1715203702},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792337,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791915
God that’s fucked. Why would that be considered desirable","attachment":null,"posted":1715203839},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792720,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792337
>this cracka ain’t a walking ghetto stereotype","attachment":null,"posted":1715226901},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792744,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">blocks your path","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715229263959704.jpg","filename":"20240508_222125.jpg"},"posted":1715229263},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792750,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715229858664100.jpg","filename":"442297148_1410334109575193_2339900059778978855_n.jpg"},"posted":1715229858},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792795,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792750
>virusline
>reset
Let me guess, his father's name is Great?","attachment":null,"posted":1715236593},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792803,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792744
*steps over it*
psssh, nothing personnel, kid","attachment":null,"posted":1715237724},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792809,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">#badass
>#thankyou
>#gift
>#love
>#friendship
>#bond
>#stud
>#hard
>#beastmode","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715239151608867.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-09 031726.png"},"posted":1715239151},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792816,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792809
can we SMASH and SLAM godzilla?","attachment":null,"posted":1715239667},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792827,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792750
>virusline
An attempt at separating from Mr. Toad's legacy?","attachment":null,"posted":1715242379},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792853,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792750
s t o c k y","attachment":null,"posted":1715247622},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792856,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792750
How many generations would you have to go before we get something like a goomba","attachment":null,"posted":1715247894},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792923,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792744
This one is kinda cute.","attachment":null,"posted":1715263418},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792924,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792279
misspelling things is /toadcore/","attachment":null,"posted":1715263575},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792929,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792923
The skeem claims another soul","attachment":null,"posted":1715265212},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792750
Imagine this one but serpentized.","attachment":null,"posted":1715265725},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792961,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715269613694279.jpg","filename":"1707216975416784.jpg"},"posted":1715269613},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4792997,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792750
this one doesnt look so horrible. the chest isnt dragging on the ground and the legs are mostly below the torse","attachment":null,"posted":1715272121},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793040,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792744
>date clipped off
so was this redrum 1 (deceased) redrum 2 or redrum 3?","attachment":null,"posted":1715276623},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793041,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793040
forgot my image. Redrum 2 and 3 are clones. lil guy is going to be the ultimate kwizatz haderach when the skeem bene gesserit awaken his other memory.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715276687021523.jpg","filename":"redrum 2.jpg"},"posted":1715276687},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793048,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I didn't know you could add emojis to a dog's name","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715277147802532.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-09 135134.png"},"posted":1715277147},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793120,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793041
Is there single toadline owner that can type like sane person?","attachment":null,"posted":1715283281},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793126,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792961
Sam hyde closeup lookin motherfucker","attachment":null,"posted":1715283452},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793120
No. It’s part of the gimmick and thus sells the authenticity","attachment":null,"posted":1715283821},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792750
This nigga built like a brick","attachment":null,"posted":1715286160},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793170,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793154
Knox btfo, this is the new cuboid king","attachment":null,"posted":1715287569},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793126","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715290587009727.jpg","filename":"53131ed90c38e6e89939d1d43ed3b8fc[1].jpg"},"posted":1715290587},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793237,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792750
https://suno.com/song/02e2a2c8-f448-4e0d-839f-8c5b33292a28
Well
It's time, to reset up in this toadline
Don't fall down, don't let yo ass get left behind
Listen up, it's inbred pup, breedin' time
Siblin' to siblin', moms to sons
Worked well for them toadies, gon' stick to my guns
Breedin' up lil inbred loaves of pure toadie beef
PETA harrassment and shamin' ain't made me turn no damn leaf
In my shed all damn day gettin' dog families to play
Keepin' up this shit so I can count me up some mad pay
But a PETA keeps harrassin' me well what can I say?
So it's time to reset toadies, now don't get in my way.
Mixin' in some pittie, a little jack russell too
Resetin' these inbreds is what we gon' do
And maybe if they're good I'll give a bit of shitzu
But for now we'll keep that inbred ratio at a "2"
But dogs lookin' weird like a Reticulan zoo
Hybrid monstrosities from the planet Xenu
But that's part of the game, don't lie 'cause y'all like it too?
PT Barnum-style, so true
Dog breedin', show stealin'
Look-thievin', debt retrievin'
Can't pay for ya dog it's leavin'
Backyard breeders, take-your-money-and-leave-ya's
Showin' the whole world how hard we can squeeze ya's
Gang sign, gang riz, social media biz
Hood cred, put the notion of a pedigree to bed
Dog town, wear a chain to show what's down","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715294830203533.jpg","filename":"file.jpg"},"posted":1715294830},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793250,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791035
I wonder how much progress the anon making this has made since then?","attachment":null,"posted":1715296287},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793255,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://suno.com/song/82aca2dd-9ae2-4a19-b1e2-7a1ecd9a790d
Toadline madness
Dyin' early, drownin' families in sadness
But I ain't tryin' to spread frownin, nah, I just wanna spread gladness
Toadline dogs, a status symbol
Any other breeds get straight-up mogged
Priced out forty-large to catch them marks
These ain't family dawgs, they for posin'
With timbs and cars, flash cash for your mad drug stash
Humvee, rims and all that class
But you can't buy taste, nah, and you can bet your ass
So until thangs change, we gon' finna smash
Slam slam knock knock it's the toadie line crew
Bang bang, shot shot we just stepped 2 u
Dawgs for G's non-stop 'til the day is through
Other breeders just don't know what the fuck to do
Musclin' in on their dog-breedin' corners
Sellin' off dogs in they hoods, little jack horners
Your family, all's reduced to straight mourner
Wearin' black and sobbin' while ya in a box in the corner
Cryin' mom, absent dad, ya girl's cryin' but secretly glad
Dyin' for the dog breedin' game is mad
But this toadie shit, a straight up gang
And when we say we smash, we mean we slam
And when we slam, you better act up, damn
'Cause the toadie line crew is comin' 4 U
Dyin' early, drownin' families in sadness
But I ain't tryin' to spread frownin, nah, I just wanna spread gladness","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715297181778287.gif","filename":"toadline boss.gif"},"posted":1715297181},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793405,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793048
what’s with the term “lock in” suddenly appearing over night
i have never heard or seen that term being used until this month","attachment":null,"posted":1715311887},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793428,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793405
I'm partial to COME GET INFECTED","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715314949117249.png","filename":"35409.png"},"posted":1715314949},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793513,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Has their ever been any accidental crossbreeding with a toadline and a normal dog?
Are their any Cocker SLAMMiels out there? Golden Toadskeemers? Skeema ibus? Tibetoad SLAMMtiffs?
Skeemwolves?","attachment":null,"posted":1715326358},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793555,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793405
Lock in in toad culture means breedings","attachment":null,"posted":1715335185},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793565,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793405
Someone hasn't locked in his toadline heisenberg for 2k","attachment":null,"posted":1715338459},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793569,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793405
“Lock-In price” has been a thing for decades. You pay a certain percentage of the total price and you reserve your purchase or whatever. I’m not sure that’s what they mean when they say that though. A quick google search shows ishowspeed as making the phrase popular so it may be some zoomer bullshit. Or >>4793555","attachment":null,"posted":1715340188},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793513
The males can’t fuck and the females are usually already pregnant. Anything with “exotic” in the description might have some or just have a similar look though, could be worth searching.","attachment":null,"posted":1715340443},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793573,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793513
Outcrossing of any kind will immediately dissolve the SLAMMED genes. At best the cross will look like a kinda fucked up frenchie mix.","attachment":null,"posted":1715340731},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793582,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793405
That’s been a thing for some time, the meaning tends to change depending on context but I don’t recall when exactly it came about","attachment":null,"posted":1715343075},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793748,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793569
oh so it’s some zoomer faggot influencer making the term appear way too fucking often outside of its previous context","attachment":null,"posted":1715362194},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793752,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791035
I understand... the skeem. I have been staring at this all day and I want to see more.","attachment":null,"posted":1715362735},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793932,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The APEX of smashed and slammed.
PIMPY GOD OPP.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715378116436161.jpg","filename":"GNPwoLLWgAAhKBS.jpg"},"posted":1715378116},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793934,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788043
is this dog achondroplasia?","attachment":null,"posted":1715378242},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4793961,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788043
>smart dog.webm
No chain, dumbass dog.","attachment":null,"posted":1715380545},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4794362,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793932
NANI","attachment":null,"posted":1715435045},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4794806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why do people enjoy breeding deformed monstrosities that can barely feed themselves","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715492558417410.jpg","filename":"ranchu.jpg"},"posted":1715492558},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4794815,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793932
インスタントプリズンスラマー (instant prison slammer)","attachment":null,"posted":1715493354},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4794900,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788588
>Big E breeding the SMASHtodes using the skeemseed
think theres a market out there for naming different lineages after primarchs
imagine telling people to lock in for a bucket of semen from HORUSLINE MICRO EXOTIX","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715511505068306.jpg","filename":"1696594972590724.jpg"},"posted":1715511505},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4794904,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788043","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715512227603324.jpg","filename":"ezgif-5-959f9c37a6.jpg"},"posted":1715512227},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4794937,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794806
what the FUCK is that","attachment":null,"posted":1715517175},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4794938,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788575
"Jaun" Gotty doesn't even look like a bully yet (see the small pitbull type manlet paws) but just an exeptionally muscular AmStaff","attachment":null,"posted":1715517205},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795002,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790696
huh is this why XL bullies are such a problem in U.K. and Ireland? They all come from the same few US dogs that were genetically predisposed to extreme violence?","attachment":null,"posted":1715523822},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795048,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794937
100000x folded nippon pyramid skeemu. they SMASHED and SRAMMED goldfish since before even the progenitors of the bullies existed.","attachment":null,"posted":1715528719},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795164,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795048
FREAKY INBRED CARP INFLATED AND BALLOONIFIED!! FAT DOUBLE TAIL PSYCHO MONSTER GOLDY CAN BARELY SWIM!! SPAWNED TO BLOONS AND CLOWNSEX GRANDFISH TO 3X GOOCH! THIS ONE BREEDS STRONG NONE OF THE CLUTCHES HAVE DORSAL FINS AT ALL!!! THIS KINKY MF DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE A FISH ANYMORE
I THINK WERE ONTO SOMETHING WITH BLOATLINE LOCK IN NOW BEFORE WE REACH THE MOON WITH THIS!!! WE RAKIN MILLIONS ON THESE FLOPPERS!!!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715544715542485.gif","filename":"GOLDUS.gif"},"posted":1715544715},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795182,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791915
Kinda looks like those jaw split vampires from blade 2","attachment":null,"posted":1715547125},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795385,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795164
This shit makes the bullies look well bred","attachment":null,"posted":1715569811},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795485,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794900
>ANGRONLINE
>literally just ordinary pitbulls with AMASHED and SLAMMED limbs","attachment":null,"posted":1715576809},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795554,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787949
oh nice, a stolen reward for his safe return","attachment":null,"posted":1715585262},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795555,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"if quads then someone will discover a new really funny or stupid name that hasn’t been posted before and was given to an actual dog within the next week","attachment":null,"posted":1715585322},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795558,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795555
The quads have been checked","attachment":null,"posted":1715585813},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795559,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795164
Bred to have two tumors on the sides of its face","attachment":null,"posted":1715585979},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795560,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795559
They're called "bubble eyes".
You can't have sharp rocks or fake plants in your tank if you keep these for obvious reasons.","attachment":null,"posted":1715586112},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795565,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795555
IT HAS BEEN SMASHED
IT HAS BEEN SLAMMED
LET THE PROPHECY BE WRITTEN","attachment":null,"posted":1715586868},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795645,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"NEW DOG ALERT
Want a dog with shorter limbs? Is your dog not slammed enough? Tired of your VALUABLE PUP having its legs ripped of in the GRUESOME fights you put them in? Introducing a new revolutionary breed of dogs, we like to call the BITEMEAT. These BITEMEAT bullies have no limbs, and roll around on the ground like FUCKED UP HEDGEHOGS. Through a patented process of genetic testing and selective breeding, we’ve brought a DISGUSTING creature into this world that is 50% head, and 30% jaw and mouth. But not to worry, they are still ABSOLUTELY JACKED to the point of GRUESOME DISFIGUREMENT. Their vital organs are now protected by a large, muscular ball of meat that allows them to quickly move to their opponents, and perform a powerful death roll finisher on dogs and small children under 60 lbs. DISFIGUREMENT AND OR DEATH IS GUARANTEED! We have also removed their noses entirely, so they breathe loudly and struggle to get air 50% harder than before. But these sacrifices must be made when creating the ULTIMATE BABY KILLING MACHINE. Already illegal in 32 countries, BITEMEAT is now available to any dumb fuck with $500 and a chain strong enough to contain these abominations. No background check, no training required, NO BULLSHIT. Just PURE BULLY CARNAGE, shipped directly to your door in an ordinary cardboard box! Order your very own BITEMEAT NANO-BULLY today!
Warning: not responsible for health complications, inherent suffering and pain of the dog, accidental maulings, killings, or short lifespan/early death of bitemeat due to genetic tampering and inbreeding. NANOBULLY LLC is a limited liability corporation and is not responsible for anything this sin against nature does to you or your loved ones. Buyer assumes full responsibility for any violence or rampage this creature will inevitably commit on anyone and anything around it","attachment":null,"posted":1715603036},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795904,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795645
hol up can i sell fresh and frozen seemin from a bitemeat? i wanna do a home investmint busniss mabe leik a pyrimid skeem??? do u accept copper wire as paymint??? can a bitemeat liv inside a old tire???","attachment":null,"posted":1715627952},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795929,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You see this thing running towards you, wyd?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715630346208934.webm","filename":"toadmaxxed.webm"},"posted":1715630346},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4795976,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795929","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715633121667923.jpg","filename":"113c885a224066eafc400eb14d55fb32.jpg"},"posted":1715633121},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796198,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795929
What is this things name?","attachment":null,"posted":1715650610},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796257,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795929
start rubbing his cock and get my sample container ready. this guys cum is worth more than its weight in gold for sure","attachment":null,"posted":1715657174},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796263,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796257
for a second i thought i was in /vp/
which, for those curious, does have a toadline posting thread
but really that board is generally irredeemable dogshit so don’t go there","attachment":null,"posted":1715657905},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796265,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795929
damn AI movies sure are advanced these days","attachment":null,"posted":1715658035},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796266,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795560
any pics of one that shared a tank with those?","attachment":null,"posted":1715658256},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796272,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796266
bubble eye goldfish are a mystery to me, i used to see them in every pet store but i have never been in a fish room or seen anyone actually keeping them. either they just die immediately after someone buys them or its all a skeem.","attachment":null,"posted":1715659124},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796291,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796266
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ZGhJABNX4
:(","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715662819194142.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-14 005943.png"},"posted":1715662819},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796292,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796263
nevermind the thread in question is archived now
>>4796272
>they just die immediately after someone buys them
and you were expecting what","attachment":null,"posted":1715662960},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796299,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796263
I didn’t know people even used that","attachment":null,"posted":1715664709},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796514,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795929
dude why the fuck is his asshole so blown out
are they raping these dogs??","attachment":null,"posted":1715702486},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796562,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795929
BALLS ON THE FOOTBALL","attachment":null,"posted":1715705095},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796677,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796514
… I mean, I wouldn’t put it past them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715709941},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796729,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796514
they bred for smaller dogs not smaller assholes","attachment":null,"posted":1715711618},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4796836,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787986
You should specify only if they're a jew
Matthew 15:24","attachment":null,"posted":1715717933},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797151,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795929
It doesn't have feet. It has slammers. It has literal slammers","attachment":null,"posted":1715765841},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797152,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793513
No just pit bulls. Pit bulls as a breed generally seem to attract nothing but the lowest IQ people for some reason. And they all like gangsta rap and "wilding" and doing trashy shit. No not necessarily just black people, it's like people who want pit bulls are all just a certain "type" you know what I mean?","attachment":null,"posted":1715765953},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797153,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795929
btw its testicles literally hit the ground when it runs lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715766048},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797175,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797153
We need to lock this thing in a cage.
Can't risk the progenoid glands being damaged by it moving around.","attachment":null,"posted":1715771229},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797246,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796836
Bad bait, don’t even feel like pulling up the hundreds of scripures in the NT where Jesus says he will elevate the gentile over the Jew. And that the Jews are vipers. And that he brings his gospel to the whole world. But enjoy your cherry-picking retard","attachment":null,"posted":1715785410},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797255,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797246
>Jesus says he will elevate the gentile over the Jew.
If he wanted to do this, why didn't he just SMASH and SLAM the jews?","attachment":null,"posted":1715785854},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797256,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797255
What do you think is happening right now?","attachment":null,"posted":1715785874},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797423,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797175
we need a model that just a torso, head and cock and balls to assure maximum safety","attachment":null,"posted":1715799033},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797454,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788043
>gee, brain. what are we going to do tonight?","attachment":null,"posted":1715801198},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797543,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797153
lol even his sperm is smashed and slammed","attachment":null,"posted":1715806703},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797642,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715816339868086.jpg","filename":"1715816246043.jpg"},"posted":1715816339},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797643,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795929
the state of his paws is actually pretty sad, if you stop the vid at the right spots you can see how fucked they are","attachment":null,"posted":1715816403},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797645,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797642
Is it possible to clone something into the opposite gender?","attachment":null,"posted":1715816455},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797646,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797645
IMAGINE the incest-possibilities
>you liked 2x pimpy, 3 times bape?
>get ready for..... 22 times bape","attachment":null,"posted":1715816683},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797649,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788132
>>4789095
>>4789114
FUCK PIBBLES GON DO?","attachment":null,"posted":1715816900},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797656,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795929
I think we should kill breeders
Yeah I know theres a bit of a racist element due to the demographics the advertising appeals to
But i think we can make exceptions","attachment":null,"posted":1715817261},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797660,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797656
its just the feet and the blown out asshole that makes me sad
apart from that the dog should be FINE JUST FINE","attachment":null,"posted":1715817355},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797661,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797255
God has been smashing and slamming the hebrews since they sent Joseph to Egypt.
>>4797423
It all comes back to serpentizing…
>>4797646
What will happen when 100 bape 100 Pimpy is reached? Truly the laws of heredity will be cast aside at that point.","attachment":null,"posted":1715817383},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797663,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796514
prostate stimulation to improve the fresh & frozen semen yield","attachment":null,"posted":1715817435},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797665,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797660
His body isnt meant to be shaped like that, a bully has gotta have a huge build to support his heavy bones","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715817568145890.jpg","filename":"1715817538249.jpg"},"posted":1715817568},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797666,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"do we have numbers on how often a sought after dog gets studded, like how often does the dog fuck or get jacked off a day?
>>4797665
yeah i know its fucked but i personally only feel bad because of the poor crippled paws and well, the blown out asshole","attachment":null,"posted":1715817615},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797667,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797663
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if this was the case","attachment":null,"posted":1715817647},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797760,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794900
I will become the Fabius Bile of toadlines","attachment":null,"posted":1715824680},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797825,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797760
cucked and bound to the toadie gods in your pursuit of the perfect toad?","attachment":null,"posted":1715831599},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797894,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797642
Cloning is only the beginning.
Soon the first Glowtoads (glowline?) will emerge, the amoral genetic modifications always start with bioluminescence.
From there, anything is possible.","attachment":null,"posted":1715840840},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4797976,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795929
The background and lighting looks like southern China, please don't tell me the Chinese have started with this shit too.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715855903870202.jpg","filename":"1711561576089480.jpg"},"posted":1715855903},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798024,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797976","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715864286351400.webm","filename":"the Knox deal.webm"},"posted":1715864286},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798052,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797976
It is China, but how the FUCK could you tell just by some parking lots and the lighting?","attachment":null,"posted":1715870366},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798053,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798052
Obsession.","attachment":null,"posted":1715870631},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798058,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798052
The trucks and just road infrastructure is quite easy to recognize if you've seen a fair deal of footage of urban China.
>>4798053
Perhaps, but not in the way you think.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715871084526567.png","filename":"1690488616919834.png"},"posted":1715871084},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798107,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797246
>Bad bait, don’t even feel like pulling up the hundreds of scriptures where Jesus says he will elevate the gentile over the Jew.
Ok, then post one.","attachment":null,"posted":1715877574},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798138,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798126
Are you still letting people into hell? I want to be a horse","attachment":null,"posted":1715879715},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798150,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798126
I like the idea of a Hell that turns you into a sinner so that nobody can ever join Heaven what the fuck am i talking about","attachment":null,"posted":1715880477},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798166,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797976
>>4798058
Southern China in particular is also, well… a bit different from the north, and generally not as developed","attachment":null,"posted":1715882722},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798170,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798024
>they even have the toadline breeder aesthetic down pat
Beyond parody, only extinction can save these animals now","attachment":null,"posted":1715882855},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798175,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788156
You know, if it were any other breed this shit would make me angry. It's fucked up and cruel. But they're pibbles, so I just laugh at them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715883302},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798254,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798126","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715889857594002.gif","filename":"gb2.gif"},"posted":1715889857},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798333,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Pitbulls don't have an inherent aggression problem they just need to be fucking trained, not have their asshole ripped out of their body through breeding
What a fucking insane "solution" to a problem that could easily be solved by being a responsible dog owner","attachment":null,"posted":1715895386},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798339,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798333
I think he was just having a laff mate.","attachment":null,"posted":1715895840},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798351,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798333
No, stop fooling yourself, they have an inherent aggression problem. They have literally been bred over hundreds of generations to kill things for people's amusement. You cannot train that out of them any more than a retriever's instinct to retrieve things or a shepherd's instinct to herd animals. You can raise them from fucking puppies in a happy and healthy home and they'll still gleefully kill things, and the statistics bear that out.","attachment":null,"posted":1715896514},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4798645,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798126
This is a toadline thread either post toadlines or go to /his/ to complain about religion","attachment":null,"posted":1715929325},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799622,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797645
Chromosomes don't exactly define sex so much as tell the body what sex hormones to produce which is then what leads to sex differentiation. In theory if you just injected the Redrum embryo with a bunch of female hormones it would then develop as a female, but since it's still genetically XY that would lead to some fertility issues.","attachment":null,"posted":1716025405},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799623,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799622
>Tranny science","attachment":null,"posted":1716025579},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799624,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799622
>chromosomes dont define sex
and other absolutely retarded incorrect statements","attachment":null,"posted":1716025598},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799623
It's just true. This is already how some intersex conditions work, you'd just be artificially creating one in this case.
>>4799624
You can define sex in a legal human context by whatever you want, the point I'm making is just that you can get a genetically male embryo to develop as the female sex in all ways except the chromosomes, which again would cause fertility issues but they aren't insurmountable ones
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24313430/
>Pregnancy and delivery in a patient with pure 46,XY karyotype","attachment":null,"posted":1716026243},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799698,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798333
>a dog that was selectively bred for fighting dogs and other animals doesn't have an inherent aggression problem
this is only correct if you understand aggression to not be a problem, which is a defensible take as long as you understand it makes them fundamentally unsuitable as a family pet. They are excellent fighting dogs and are good, aggressive guardians for something like a junkyard.
>muh nanny dog
complete myth. Pitbull was designed to take the psychological traits of a bulldog (bred for bull baiting) and combine it with the traits (high prey drive) and energy of a terrier which also increased the vigor of the dog as bulldogs were already suffering from short face dog problems in the 19th century and it has only gotten worse from there.
>but i know a pitbull who didnt maul anyone yet!
fallacious. Despite being ~6% of the dog population between the 4 breeds classified as pitbulls they are responsible for like ~80% of medically significant dog maulings.
thankfully TOADCHADS are re-bulldogging these hellbeasts, reducing them to hilarious wheezing retards that can barely walk.","attachment":null,"posted":1716038009},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799780,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716045942713378.jpg","filename":"1715501694074014.jpg"},"posted":1716045942},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799793,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798333
I'm gonna oof unf oof RAPE YOU
oof unf oof RAPE YOU MORE","attachment":null,"posted":1716047414},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799800,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4789884
>OVER 20 LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS","attachment":null,"posted":1716048164},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799925,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788453
Mitty?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716059828089803.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1716059828},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799928,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792750
Looks like a fucking pig","attachment":null,"posted":1716060022},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"For me, it's Unknown.","attachment":null,"posted":1716061494},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799946,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799925","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716061621325377.jpg","filename":"rip.jpg"},"posted":1716061621},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799946
I don't know who Bryan Grafix is, but I hope they pay him well for all these posters.
look at those fucking feet","attachment":null,"posted":1716062017},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799963,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I await the return of mathanonsama","attachment":null,"posted":1716063245},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799966,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799946
its the spitting fucking image of mitty","attachment":null,"posted":1716063833},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799978,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716066998136873.jpg","filename":"426449071_18032863855987321_4159589199044372568_n.jpg"},"posted":1716066998},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799980,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716067124441661.jpg","filename":"443899899_1093230251781546_4006589391431881710_n.jpg"},"posted":1716067124},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799981,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716067201967648.jpg","filename":"441542208_402417435952983_2595364115184675662_n.jpg"},"posted":1716067201},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799983,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716067264116648.jpg","filename":"442442428_984771963158551_2712222453902999237_n.jpg"},"posted":1716067264},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799991,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799946
is kenay II already in the making?","attachment":null,"posted":1716069229},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4799993,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788043","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716069455209352.jpg","filename":"IMG_2601.jpg"},"posted":1716069455},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800011,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799983
bejitabros...","attachment":null,"posted":1716071550},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800014,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800011","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716071609966606.jpg","filename":"443842748_1007428220830643_188770345031739964_n.jpg"},"posted":1716071609},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800168,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800014
OVER 9000 VEGETA, 2x Bape","attachment":null,"posted":1716086671},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800180,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799983
>>4800011
>>4800014
>aggressively latinx toadlines","attachment":null,"posted":1716087751},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800181,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799925
>>4799966
Kek good point","attachment":null,"posted":1716087813},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800246,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800180
>latinx","attachment":null,"posted":1716095314},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800256,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800246
I know, it's so lame.
Personally I prefer the term Spicx","attachment":null,"posted":1716096979},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800265,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788132
This photo has really excellent composition, telling a rich story - even the black bars on the top and bottom, showing it’s a phone screenshot, add to the images depth","attachment":null,"posted":1716099583},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800274,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788132
if only you knew how bad things really are","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716101541101143.jpg","filename":"IMG_3767.jpg"},"posted":1716101541},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800334,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This is my first time browsing >>>/an/ and MY GOD I CAN HEAR the labored breathing in this thread..","attachment":null,"posted":1716111762},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800394,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788062
Lol","attachment":null,"posted":1716123071},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800404,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799981
actually lol at this one","attachment":null,"posted":1716125076},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800406,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800180
ewwwww a redditor, somebody clean it up I don't wanna touch it","attachment":null,"posted":1716125204},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800451,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797666
>do we have numbers on how often a sought after dog gets studded, like how often does the dog fuck or get jacked off a day?
There was some Facebook picture reposted a few threads ago where the (in)breeder said they had like 10 stud appointments in 2 days.","attachment":null,"posted":1716132007},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800484,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800246
>>4800406
i say it because it makes hispanix mad","attachment":null,"posted":1716134538},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800526,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Everyone in this thread is non-white. This shit only attracts blacks and other retards who wanna try playing God.","attachment":null,"posted":1716138336},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800563,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800526
The leaders of two of the skeems are whiter than both of us.","attachment":null,"posted":1716140581},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800609,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800451
>>4797666","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716146048233938.png","filename":"1696805744452049.png"},"posted":1716146048},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800615,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"there needs to be a gacha game but for toadlines","attachment":null,"posted":1716147001},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800667,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788043
His name better be Yakub","attachment":null,"posted":1716152408},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800704,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800615
>gacha game
fuck off and fix your mindset before posting again. make it a creature breeder sim. sort of like wobbledogs but somehow simultaneously less and more retarded.","attachment":null,"posted":1716155688},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800721,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800563
>what is a wigger, alex?
>>4800704
Not him but gacha or some other freemium mobile game would make the most money, and we all know that's what these retards care about the most","attachment":null,"posted":1716156436},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800739,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800704
Add some Zoo Tycoon elements with kennel building and management
>Tranny is hungry!
>Dough Boy has no semen remaining!
>CUM-DUMPSTER is about to give birth and needs an emergency C-Section!
>Fentanyl is struggling to breathe!
>Toad's cloning has been successful, welcome Toad2!
>Knox has been sold to bidder Xian Huang for $300k!
>CUM RAG has passed away!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716157168480982.jpg","filename":"toadline factory.jpg"},"posted":1716157168},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800761,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">is somehow four times more inbred than fucking charles ii of spain
For what purpose?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716158227700893.png","filename":"FPHpPyAVsAM5AMK.png"},"posted":1716158227},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800983,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716170225889743.webm","filename":"the SLAM room.webm"},"posted":1716170225},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4800985,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800761
Making money selling his semen to other toadbreeders further down the pyramid skeem.
Maybe they'll start giving out pink Cadillacs to top breeders who's dogs have the most narrow, bamboo like family trees. But with lowered and aggressively cambered tires. I believe they call cars like that SLAMMED.","attachment":null,"posted":1716170749},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801003,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800739
SKEEM TYCOON lol
can‘t you ai generate such a game nowadays?","attachment":null,"posted":1716172367},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801004,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800667
he has been reborn","attachment":null,"posted":1716172393},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801143,"name":"Yakub","msg":">>4800667
that’s it I’m creating unslammed dogs","attachment":null,"posted":1716184759},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801157,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795929
His feet are so fucked. He's basically running on his wrists","attachment":null,"posted":1716185801},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801174,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801157
So basically he has human feet?","attachment":null,"posted":1716191825},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801176,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800484
K","attachment":null,"posted":1716192243},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801179,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800983
>attic room with hot ass bright lights pointing at an entire room full of bland, featureless cages
>and then a big ass leather couch gooncave right next to it
QUICKLY MY FRIENDS
WE MUST GO SKEEM IN THE SLAMCAVE","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716192931868663.jpg","filename":"1693705395538183.jpg"},"posted":1716192931},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801180,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800983
>Toadline Breeder is a Playstation fag.","attachment":null,"posted":1716193768},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801184,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i dont know why toadposting has become mainstream but im not complaining about more content
especially the abstract shitposts that are 9 minutes of pimpy son opp","attachment":null,"posted":1716194275},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800739
>>4800983
Only reason why most toadlines are depressed is because they're to lobotimised to comprehend and understand their fucked up existence and living conditions","attachment":null,"posted":1716194593},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801188
Aren't*
My autism is acting up","attachment":null,"posted":1716194654},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801193,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4788943
Last updated a year ago","attachment":null,"posted":1716195137},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800983
imagine the smell","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716195391344828.jpg","filename":"1673513317030339.jpg"},"posted":1716195391},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801198,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716195711229886.png","filename":"wowie-zowieb-03-04-24_2.png"},"posted":1716195711},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801222,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801196
It probably smells like pain","attachment":null,"posted":1716198253},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801231,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801222
piss*","attachment":null,"posted":1716199928},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801315,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801311
new","attachment":null,"posted":1716214073},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801321,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801143
Based","attachment":null,"posted":1716214520},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4801390,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801184
i liked the one that had a pokemon battle at the end with the pokeymanz being replaced with toadline bullies
also the same video with the “THERE’S SO MUCH MAJOR LEAGUE BULLIES” shout","attachment":null,"posted":1716220729},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4802268,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799925","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716300275440072.png","filename":"54321524.png"},"posted":1716300275},{"board":"an","thread":4787652,"pid":4802318,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799925
Thought the same thing.","attachment":null,"posted":1716304408}]}
{"title":"/dog/ - dog general","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790544,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Lovely Beasts Edition
cont. from >>4787478
Gear
Ray Allen Manufacturing: Tactical Dog Gear | Police and Military K9 (https://www.rayallen.com)
Kurgo: High Quality Outdoor Adventure Dog Gear Products (https://www.kurgo.com)
AVOID: Weight Pull Harness, X-Back Harnesses, and Sledding Harnesses. Pulling IS Dangerous.
ALWAYS: Size Correctly
Trainers
Tom Davis (R+, R-, P+, P-, EC, PR): https://www.youtube.com/@tomdavisofficial
Joel Beckman (R+, R-, P+, P-, GL): https://www.youtube.com/@BDTraining
Larry Krohn (R+, R-, P+, EC): https://www.youtube.com/@lklencho
McCann Dogs (R+, P+, P-, GL): https://www.youtube.com/@McCannDogs
Emily Larlham (R+, P-): https://youtube.com/@kikopup?si=Rc-MXWZEWBxB864m
AVOID: Television Trainers Like Cesar Millan and Zak George
ALWAYS: Try R+ Only Before Using Other Methods
R+: Positive Reinforcement, R-: Negative Reinforcement, P+: Positive Punishment, P-: Negative Punishment, EC: E-Collar, PR: Prong Collar, GL: Gentle Leader/Head Collar
Nutrition
https://wsava.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Selecting-a-pet-food-for-your-pet-updated-2021_WSAVA-Global-Nutrition-Toolkit.pdf
AVOID: Foods That Aren’t Labeled as Complete Dog Foods
ALWAYS: Manage Weight for Obese Dogs. Obesity IS Dangerous.
https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/overweight-obesity-and-pain-in-dogs-prevention-and-action-plans","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715017697766963.jpg","filename":"475b5ba4ecc24ed5a7514762b9e12b31 2.jpg"},"posted":1715017697},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790547,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Cope if you must, seethe if you will","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715017849081782.png","filename":"Smartest Breeds of Dogs.png"},"posted":1715017849},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790552,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Your obsession with getting heathers owners attention is getting old. No, I'm not them, but your meltdowns in the past threads sold it.
It's also getting really old watching who is probably heathers owner brutally mog you in dog food arguments. The intellectual pummeling you receive is embarrassing to watch.","attachment":null,"posted":1715018123},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790559,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"/dog/ clothing:
For work and play:
https://www.alpineoutfitters.net/
https://www.mtnridge.com/DOG-APPAREL_c_34.html
These harnesses are crash tested, but are too restrictive for exercise:
https://www.centerforpetsafety.org/test-results/harnesses/cps-approved-harnesses/
https://sleepypod.com/car-harnesses
/dog/ training:
https://www.youtube.com/@TrainingPositive
https://www.youtube.com/@kikopup
https://www.youtube.com/@zakgeorge
Be nice to /dog/s:
https://noelhoffmann.com/blog/the-case-against-using-aversive-training-methods/
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1558787817300357
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7743949/
/dog/ breath freshening:
https://www.google.com/search?q=enzymatic+toothpaste+for+dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1PmzjSNEx4&t=90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G9IBQRsiW0
/dog/ feeding:
Get the facts about the raw feeding myth:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC339295/
https://www.theveterinarynurse.com/content/clinical/educating-clients-about-raw-diets-and-the-associated-parasitic-risks/
https://www.fda.gov/animal-veterinary/animal-health-literacy/get-facts-raw-pet-food-diets-can-be-dangerous-you-and-your-pet
Quality dog food reviews here: https://files.catbox.moe/4qbv21.zip
in4 another whole thread seething about a specific husky because op literally has the ass burgers","attachment":null,"posted":1715018443},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790562,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790559
Based real op","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715018480286184.jpg","filename":"Husket.jpg"},"posted":1715018480},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790568,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790559
>>4790562
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>https://www.fda.gov
You faggots trust the govt to know what is good for you pets? Quick check revealed some anti raw food propaganda.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715018993518000.jpg","filename":"1709082283077048.jpg"},"posted":1715018993},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790578,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790568
>ugh the government found salmonella in raw meat and said i shouldnt feed it to my dog so we dont both get sick, this is covid vaccines all over again
Has a dog ever gotten sick or died because of the nutrients lost to low temperature cooking? Just throw it in a pressure cooker to kill the microbes retard.","attachment":null,"posted":1715020382},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790676,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790544
Reminder that this is the worst general on this board.","attachment":null,"posted":1715026797},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790692,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790684
This is a life-changing correction for that dog. He will think twice about trying to punk other dogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715028818},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790693,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790684
This isnt dog training. This is animal abuse.
>got a mean dog?
>put a muzzle on and my dog will make it bleed.
Also reminder this usual contentious argument fell off when anya’s rapist realized he might be going to jail this year and hes been pretending to be marcies owner","attachment":null,"posted":1715028821},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790694,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790676
Because its half zoosadists trolling, half the actual users being mad at it. This dogfighting webm >>4790684 was posted by someone who wrapped a puppy in tape and stuck a dildo in it as punishment for running away from his rape truck.","attachment":null,"posted":1715028926},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790703,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790694
There's a broader social context missing from your analysis.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715029443734043.png","filename":"Difference-between-obsession-and-compulsion-1024x512.png"},"posted":1715029443},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790704,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790702
You posted a webm of someone releasing a muzzled bait dog to be attacked by a doberman
This is illegal dogfighting but then again you’re someone who views raping animals as morally neutral.","attachment":null,"posted":1715029490},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790706,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790703","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715029518205920.jpg","filename":"394401-obsessive-compulsive-disorder-cycle-body-1296x1330-1-998x1024.jpg"},"posted":1715029518},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790708,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790704
lol the dog attacks twice","attachment":null,"posted":1715029611},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790710,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Telegremlins on panic mode itt
They just remembered anyas rapist told a few californians the exact location of one of his normal truck stops and has been panicing and threatening to dox random posters (and do what?). Maybe he knows that if someone ran a rape kit on his dog…","attachment":null,"posted":1715029618},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790714,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"So panicked he can’t even type.","attachment":null,"posted":1715029746},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790716,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790714
Post dog with timestamp","attachment":null,"posted":1715029907},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790721,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Telegram was a mistake
It quickly turned into a zoophile hideout and they've taken over this general in an attempt to defend their member with the worst opsec from getting kiwifarms'd.
unfortunately, he's still getting kiwifarms'd, by the FBI. because he broke the law.","attachment":null,"posted":1715030517},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790724,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790721
>if I bump the thread with my headcanon it'll go away faster
I'll be making threads from here on out.","attachment":null,"posted":1715030930},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790726,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790721
Telegram has a lot of practical uses. It’s just that unsavory people tend to hide out in those types of sites like you say","attachment":null,"posted":1715030994},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790744,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790684
Good.
>>4790693
It's basic self defense. You come at me and I'll bite you.
BTW I've never once pretended to be detective B or surfing sputnik.
>Pic related is his tele prof
>>4790694
Nope. I didn't post it.
>>4790704
It's obvious self defense and a teaching moment. A true bait dog would have been really mauled and bleeding on the ground. >>4790710
>been panicing and threatening to dox random posters (and do what?).
Lol wat? No.
>>4790721
I have yet to find any evidence anyone but the schizo's here may be after me.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715032374678126.png","filename":"Screenshot_20240506-054418.png"},"posted":1715032374},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790759,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790721
Just pass the flyers out at the truck stop already
>>4790744
“Schizos” are only after mr puppy tape/stretching kit goes brrr/“i gave her to a fellow zoo”. Justifiably. We’re passing flyers out at some truck stops soon with your dog and your posts. No zoo goes unpunished.","attachment":null,"posted":1715033191},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790762,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790759
Based! Add these flyers to the general for distribution reasons.","attachment":null,"posted":1715033588},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790840,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My least favorite dog is becoming my favorite dog","attachment":null,"posted":1715041529},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790848,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790840
Why tho?","attachment":null,"posted":1715043227},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790858,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790848
They're just too good looking","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715044018100551.jpg","filename":"siberian-husky-dog-standing-on-grass_Edalin-Photograhy_Shutterstock.jpg"},"posted":1715044018},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790896,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790858
yup","attachment":null,"posted":1715048107},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790920,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"If you want a husky remember that you don't live in an arctic village or use sled dogs as transportation. You'd be happier with a pomsky or klee kai","attachment":null,"posted":1715049552},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790926,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790858
Sexy","attachment":null,"posted":1715049775},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I love Chihuahuas bros. There's nothing like a lap dog keeping you company while chilling","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715050249988837.jpg","filename":"Chihuahua-Terrier-Mix-1.jpg"},"posted":1715050249},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790931,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790920
If you want a pomsky or klee klai remember you aren't a 40 year old childless woman. Ywnbaw so you'd be happier with a samoyed or husky.","attachment":null,"posted":1715050277},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790932,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790920
>po-
opinion immediately discarded, obsessed p*msky autist","attachment":null,"posted":1715050306},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790937,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790920
They’re like a more based version of a Sheltie and they’re one of the smartest breeds. They pull sleds, hike, hunt, track, and are early warning alerts for dangers such as wild animals or enemies approaching. such a broad and versatile category of jobs is a clear indicator of this dogs, intelligence and ability to multitask.
some people are jelly because their dog is some sort of sledding breed, but it will never be as intelligent as Klee Kais or Asian Spitzes.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715050960819519.jpg","filename":"maxresdefault-3.jpg"},"posted":1715050960},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790939,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790937
You want attention really badly","attachment":null,"posted":1715051090},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790953,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790931
The only dogs I see childless feminists get is pitbulls, they're also usually poor","attachment":null,"posted":1715052739},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790955,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790937
Interesting, what a perfect alternative to a husky","attachment":null,"posted":1715052863},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790957,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"AI thread.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715053618488173.jpg","filename":"entire_needy_garden.csv.jpg"},"posted":1715053618},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790983,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790858
Just remember their shitty behavior and disposition","attachment":null,"posted":1715056045},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790985,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790937
Actually pretty cute. Thanks for making me aware of this of superior husky.","attachment":null,"posted":1715056121},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4790995,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790920
I miss Pete more than most dogs. :(","attachment":null,"posted":1715057381},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791009,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790858
They look retarded","attachment":null,"posted":1715058805},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791011,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790704
>This is illegal dogfighting but then again you’re someone who views raping animals as morally neutral.
Call the police then and stop kvetching here if you truly believe it to be illegal and dogfighting","attachment":null,"posted":1715058980},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791012,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790544
>McCann Dogs (R+, P+, P-, GL)
mccann dogs uses positive punishment? not in anything ive seen","attachment":null,"posted":1715059156},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791014,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"he's happy but very tired after his walk today","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715059383378225.png","filename":"1708327985960990.png"},"posted":1715059383},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791016,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791014","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715059447439924.png","filename":"1690248327921538.png"},"posted":1715059447},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791018,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Post a goofy freeze frame from dogs playing if you would like.
It could very well be funny.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715059552278809.jpg","filename":"Spooked.jpg"},"posted":1715059552},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791019,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791018
this was us playing after he got brushed last night","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715059646037711.png","filename":"1708999169780496.png"},"posted":1715059646},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791021,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791019
Very nice. His eye looks human. Always good to see.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715060160711962.jpg","filename":"Scared.jpg"},"posted":1715060160},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791022,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791018","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715060192877379.png","filename":"View recent photos.jpeg.png"},"posted":1715060192},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791042,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791011
>Crickets","attachment":null,"posted":1715063903},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791044,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791022
Looks like you met up with that basset hound guy","attachment":null,"posted":1715064417},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791022
Hey sputnik, do you know what they say about basset hounds?","attachment":null,"posted":1715064932},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791046,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"When I get home from a walk with my dog I throw some treats down the dark corridor and he runs after them but he often has to sniff a lot
For some reason my dog has a terrible sense of smell and so I'm trying to train him to get better at it","attachment":null,"posted":1715065022},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791104,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791046
Training dogs for scent work takes ages dogs have a greats sense fo smell but dont naturally know how to use it
Plus theres a difference between tracking scent and detection + tracking scent, the latter is far harder for a dog to understand how to do and needs training","attachment":null,"posted":1715075876},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Murdoch was good today but he got distracted by an aggressive malinois. Didn’t need to correct him with the prong collar though, he was chill.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715089649460278.jpg","filename":"IMG_0376.jpg"},"posted":1715089649},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791195,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791189
Gooboy, SDiT?","attachment":null,"posted":1715090402},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791200,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791195
If I can get him to be a service dog I'm gonna but he's in training now because I'll take him on a flight with me so I'm short on time, that's why I need to prong collar him. If I had time I wouldn't prong collar him.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715090913256657.jpg","filename":"IMG_0377.jpg"},"posted":1715090913},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I hate /r/service_dogs so goddamn much. It’s all autists with “not enough spoons to clean up or go outside uwu” who think a dog will magically solve all their problems, ignoring that even if a pre-trained service dog is an enormous amount of work and responsibility and that having a dog is inconsistent with their NEET lifestyles.","attachment":null,"posted":1715092150},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791213,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791200
Very nice. I also take my dog in public to socialize with him and work on his public access skills.","attachment":null,"posted":1715092640},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791214,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791189
>>4791200
This is clearly bait.","attachment":null,"posted":1715092713},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791324,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790957
>Discord pedos have even more pics of my dog saved than thought
Disturbing. Also, I saw the criminal threatening to dox me last thread.
I'm sorry but if you go off that sign in a park the best you'd find would be the homes of people I know, who really dislike visitors (with bullets) so please keep yourself off the news. I don't even live in that city.
Maybe don't break the law and abuse animals and you won't have to have meltdowns because someone said that there's a non-zero chance a 4chan user who knows you will recognize the zoosadist shit you've posted","attachment":null,"posted":1715101788},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791364,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my 3 month old gsd was attacked this morning by this pit mix, he suffer no injuries but he shitted all over himself and is pretty shook up. i took him inside the house and he has been whimpering for a couple of hours, gave him some stuff to calm him down and bully stick. how fucked is he mentality now? will he get over it? are there signs i should watch out for.
pit mix owner was a Mexican women, she kept saying he doesn't bite","attachment":null,"posted":1715104952},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791378,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791364
3 months after I adopted my husky she was attacked by a german shepherd puppy that ran across the road to defend its property from someone walking across the street
It amped up her reactivity pretty severely and trying to train it out with "corrections", like 9/10 dog trainers told me to, instantly amped it up 10x more and she began showing what looked like actual aggression towards the same dogs/breeds she was "corrected" around. And all I used was a martingale and a pretty weak leash pop. I spent over a year coping and slowly easing her out of it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715106339},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791424,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrm2TeTRms","attachment":null,"posted":1715111208},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791428,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791424
Who would listen to some nasally fuck who thinks setting up dogfights and making his doberman maul peoples muzzled dogs for "going at it" has any credibility whatsoever
If you tied his arms behind his back, hit him across the head with a bat every time he spoke, and had mike tyson bite off his ear if he got uppity, he'd learn to shut up, but I'd be concerned for the lives of anyone at a school or a dance club if he had an AR-15 and a bad mood after that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715111331},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791432,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791428
people who have a smol pp and a short fuse
dog owners have been criticized for this for over 100 years. hp lovecraft wrote an entire essay damning dog owners for behaving like emotionally insecure slave owners with a violent and primitive need for subservience.
at some points in history it was common sense not to touch a strange dog because common training methods (yank and crank, solitary, dogfights as "corrections", and other prison inmate control methods) made them more likely to bite strangers as an expression of the fear they felt around humans.","attachment":null,"posted":1715111560},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791433,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791428
>>4791428
>>4791432
samefag
also antisemitic","attachment":null,"posted":1715111768},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791433","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715112537643939.jpg","filename":"110_750x750_Front_Color-White.jpg"},"posted":1715112537},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791443,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E7u75_VLuM","attachment":null,"posted":1715112620},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791445,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791433
Not a samefag just saying this guy's methods ave been long since proven to be a short term show and a long term disaster.
The appeal of abusive trainers is that you get to watch a man beat a beast into submission, and imagine that you could be that man. Instantly obtaining loyalty and subservience with a flick of the wrist, bringing animals to their knees and making them accept you as god.
The reality is the animals suffer psychological damage with side effects ranging from apathy to disordered nervous tics to unpredictable aggression. These things take weeks to months to surface, and are not included in the youtube videos. It's just yet another demonstration that only a minority of humans actually have empathy for animals, even ones that should be easy to empathize with like dogs and apes.","attachment":null,"posted":1715112730},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791446,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791445
the science is settled
https://noelhoffmann.com/blog/the-case-against-using-aversive-training-methods/
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1558787817300357
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7743949/
harming animals... harms animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1715112809},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791447,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://youtu.be/UNANfyYIO7I?si=X6R-_2VipizEVdH2","attachment":null,"posted":1715112920},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791450,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Anyone else have this problem?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715113401654839.jpg","filename":"20240507_125700.jpg"},"posted":1715113401},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791453,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791450
its evening nap time. let her rest.","attachment":null,"posted":1715113485},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791456,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791378
ur dog was just being dominant when they do that you're supposed to go up to a prong collar and yank harder until they pass out
t. caesar milan","attachment":null,"posted":1715113547},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791457,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I see Leoanon is getting gangbanged by the resident trolls.","attachment":null,"posted":1715113667},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791458,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791453
The nap I get, but the egg laying?","attachment":null,"posted":1715113709},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791459,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Confirmed trolls
OP/marciefag
Anyafag
Lemurfag
Huskyschizo
Leto
All currently running ‘campaigns’ on /an/.
t. Discord mod","attachment":null,"posted":1715113755},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791461,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791457
This>>4791450, >>4791458 is my only post today, you goofy guy. I don't indulge in the pointless and exactly same arguing every thread.","attachment":null,"posted":1715113828},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791458
Post calcium
>>4791459
??? Kys asap","attachment":null,"posted":1715114520},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791487,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791448
There hasn’t been a /dog/ since leto initially began raiding it and never will be again even if you all leave. they will find someone else to hate the moment they express the typical factual knowledge:
bestiality is wrong
you would have to track down and murder several people to have pre-leto /dog/ without beckman/dog daddy videos showing bloody abuse under the guise of “training help” and constant “le heccin cookie” posting. the zoosadists enjoy these posts. sexually. if you leave literally anyone with a soul is next in line to be offended, and they will make it like this any time they cant make it /zoo/. forever. as long as they live.
the penalties for animal abuse are too light for justice to stop them. mods call it board culture. this is your new 4chan. be afraid to post your dog here. never post your dog here again.","attachment":null,"posted":1715115716},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791489,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791487
Based call to action. Bark buddy reunion?","attachment":null,"posted":1715115931},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791490,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791489
call to action? you dont understand
you can leave or not but they won’t stop. similar autists have been hanging out in ruined generals on other boards FOR OVER TEN YEARS.","attachment":null,"posted":1715116068},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791491,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791487
>>4791490
Deep down inside I know that if I got anya's rapist in person, with the FBI coincidentally near by, they would not do shit and play it as safe as possible with respecting his "rights". No rape kit for the dog. Nothing. They do not care. If it was child abuse on the other hand they'd string him up for the national news on hearsay. Not unless someone (surfing sputnik?) copped a telegram screenshot of solid evidence of abuse.
And they won't leave. The zoofaggots are here until they die and half of them are from eastern euro shitholes because 4chan is impossible to moderate now due to [redacted]. They really will be here, forever, getting hard to videos of people hurting dogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715116341},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791492,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791491
No despair!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715116486332744.jpg","filename":"_3115b88d-a530-4ca8-b848-c87b4041cf61.jpg"},"posted":1715116486},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791499,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791492
No, despair. He's actually right.
What are you going to do, besides rangeban every mobile provider in the southwest and any IP ranges used by [redacted]?","attachment":null,"posted":1715116749},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791500,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791491
Surfing Sputnik is marciefag. They linked up to troll Heather's owner. No such thing would be likely.","attachment":null,"posted":1715116848},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791499
Ignore them and tell stupid jokes about dogs? Oh, and blogpost. Blogpost A LOT!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715117136208142.jpg","filename":"RENTFREE.jpg"},"posted":1715117136},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791521,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791448
Lmao that's not me.
>>4791491
You might be able to get the FBI after Leto then.
>>4791500
He linked up with me for that. I like trolling him a bit about the good parts of Marcie.","attachment":null,"posted":1715118083},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791524,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791507
You two have a lot more to lose than a homeless trucker, a teenager, and a slav by provoking those amoral zoosadists","attachment":null,"posted":1715118105},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791532,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791467
First post X request ever fulfilled. The 16% layer feeds keeps them nicely topped up on calcium!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715119154248253.jpg","filename":"20240503_120048.jpg"},"posted":1715119154},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791543,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791532
Do they get any attention? Do they need it? Are they friendly? What are all those tags on their collars?","attachment":null,"posted":1715119811},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791557,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791543
Info, and an airtag, lol. 2 of the 3 like to escape occasionally. The stupid electric fence can sag and they'll jump over the fence and roam around.
They're super friendly and loving to anyone they know, but will be all scary, and probably bite intruders. We spend a little time with them each day when doing the chores. They're happy to see us and get pets, but they only really know the LSG life.
They're akbash x great pyrenees. The male is definitely over 100lbs, and the females are probably in the 85-95lb range.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715121408955994.webm","filename":"1697836407879.webm"},"posted":1715121408},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791577,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791557
Those airtags saved us a couple of times. Have you heard of Fi collars?","attachment":null,"posted":1715122968},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791589,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791577
Yes I have. Probably much better than airtags...
First step is repairing/dogproofing all the fences to the chicken ranch. Then they will have around 10 acres to roam around, hopefully! If better tracking collars are needed after that I'll look into purpose made gps collars.
Pic is of mom and dad.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715124123293213.jpg","filename":"20240321_185654.jpg"},"posted":1715124123},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791723,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715134895535003.webm","filename":"v12044gd0000cok0bbfog65nbp5i1tug.webm"},"posted":1715134895},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791725,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791433
>also antisemitic
based","attachment":null,"posted":1715135122},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791797,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Does anyone else have a dog that, instead of jumping on you, sits back and puts both paws in the air in the hopes you'd catch them?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715142790522381.jpg","filename":"foto_no_exif (9)~2.jpg"},"posted":1715142790},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791809,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791723
What the fuck?","attachment":null,"posted":1715143484},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791918,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790544
My mother just came back from the butcher, and she brought me an oxtail tip for my dog. Similar in size to pic related.
Is it safe for a labrador to eat those? Should i prepare it in any way before i give it to him?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715163283126971.jpg","filename":"åååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååå.jpg"},"posted":1715163283},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791929,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791918
It should be fine if it's uncooked.","attachment":null,"posted":1715165540},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791979,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"im not a dog daddy lover but his dogs are fucking beautiful","attachment":null,"posted":1715172767},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791980,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791918
>My mother just came back from the butcher, and she brought me an oxtail tip for my dog. Similar in size to pic related.
post the actual OC, then we'll talk
until then take picture and post it here","attachment":null,"posted":1715172800},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4791992,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791918
Sounds delicious.","attachment":null,"posted":1715174710},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792026,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791979
i just looked him up. he looks like a clown but he's taking young dogs in crazy busy areas with lots of activity and they are behaving extremely well, so, obviously he's doing something right","attachment":null,"posted":1715179628},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792040,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792026
He brutally abuses dogs until they are controlled by fear. Dog barking? Dog excited on a leash? Dog daddy says:
>YANK THAT FUCKING PRONG COLLAR AS HARD AS YOU FUCKING CAN UNTIL THEY STOP. NOT STOPPING? HOLD THEM UP UNTIL THE DOG DECIDES TO STOP CHOKING ITSELF. IM NOT CHOKING THE DOG. WHY ARE YOU CHOKING YOURSELF? GOD DAMN I FEEL LIKE IM NOT A TWIG, HANGING A 40LB DOMESTIC ANIMAL FROM A SPIKE COLLAR! FINALLY, MANHOOD!
And then the dog stops reacting.
It's a great way to end up with a dog that will bite whoever reaches straight towards its face as long as you're not around with that well earned aura of fear.
Also see: 9/10 non-female malinois/gsd/pitbull owners
Anyone who needs to hurt a dog to train it shouldn't have dogs
Anon said it best
>>4791445
>The appeal of abusive trainers is that you get to watch a man beat a beast into submission, and imagine that you could be that man. Instantly obtaining loyalty and subservience with a flick of the wrist, bringing animals to their knees and making them accept you as god.
Look at "the dog daddy". Look at his name. Realize he's a tatted up borderline tranny playing gangster. And this all makes perfect sense.
Joel beckman and his little dogfights suddenly fall into context too. It's not about training dogs, it's about their ego. The dogs will behave when they get sent home. if they snap from the abuse, they will get put down, they don't care. if the dogs personality has been replaced by apathy and fear, they don't care, the abusive trainer lingo for that is "calm and submissive". Everyone else calls it "acts abused" .
Abusive training is a sham, and without the internet it would be limited to pitbull faggots and ar15 bumper sticker dicklets larping as cops with "K-9s".","attachment":null,"posted":1715180689},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792040
Holy shit, put him next to a normal man, and he actually looks like a woman. Is this an FTM tranny?
Testosterone: Nonexistent
Homosexual: Probably
This explains a lot. Gotta compensate for the fact that if he puts on 25lbs he looks like his name's shaniqua ramirez.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715181180091354.png","filename":"02dog-daddy-with-his-client-harry-jowsey-from-the-tv-show-too-hot-to-handle_optimized-1024x1017.png"},"posted":1715181180},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792067,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792045
>>4792040
oh wow, if you dig in to this guys qualifications for 30 seconds it just gets worse and worse
https://expellingthegoggles.wordpress.com/2014/12/23/fraud-augusto-deoliviera-of-griffin-shepherd-kennels/
>All of a sudden DeOliviera begins posting about “haters” going after him, about the town of Hanson, MA not wanting to allow him to move into a 99-acre property because of discrimination against him “for being Brazillian, young and gay,” according to a petition (posted in the references) he began
https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/for-town-of-hanson-to-allow-griffin-shepherd
And he's an actual scammer breedline toadline tier german shepherds
>GSK has multiple breeding dogs with the same name, some AKC registered and some not of the same name, and does not separate puppies of known litters. He sold one puppy with registration papers, then after the puppy was returned with a life-threatening heart defect claimed it was a puppy from a “stray” that had whelped at the same time. AFTER providing the buyer with AKC registration paperwork.
>Literal faggot, obvious bottom (majority of zoosadists are homosexual or bisexual)
>Does not believe "animal abuse" is a concept
>Breeds unhealthy dogs
>Scams people
>Uses the fastest training method with the worst long term results to charge as much money for as short of a training session as possible
Imagine getting scammed by this literal cocksucker KEK. He probably learned to "train" dogs by trying to stop his own "dog daddy" from going for his ass in public.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715182571498997.png","filename":"1403791695801.png"},"posted":1715182571},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792073,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792040
>>4792045
>>4792067","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715182985055254.jpg","filename":"caw.jpg"},"posted":1715182985},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792075,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715183171608782.png","filename":"Facebook.jpeg.png"},"posted":1715183171},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792079,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792075
Zak anus gorge x The dog tranny OTP","attachment":null,"posted":1715183441},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792082,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792067
You just know… he’s running a puppy mill
>he learned to train dogs by trying to hide the mental damage from fucking them
When people hate themselves for a fetish they can turn sadistic towards the object of it. With violence they can absolve themselves of their sexual urges.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715183664982569.jpg","filename":"IMG_9645.jpg"},"posted":1715183664},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792088,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792079
The Dog Tranny and Zak “The Twink” George link up soon fr?","attachment":null,"posted":1715184285},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792099,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792026
>>4792040
For now, I'll say what I've said over & over:
You can train a dog to do anything with click & treat, and I've used this to train almost everything I've taught my dogs, but you can't train them NOT to do something without some kind of correction. The correction depends on the dog and how determined they are to do the wrong thing. You can't do food scatters to distract your dog from chasing the chickens. YYou can't click and prevent your dog from growling at you when you try to sit on the couch next to him.
/thread","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715184677480568.jpg","filename":"animal-company-dog-animals-animal-preview.jpg"},"posted":1715184677},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792107,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792075
Why the Zak George hate? Is it because he's actually a bad trainer or is it because rightoids start bleeding out of their asses as soon as a normal human is doing normal things, like not being a bigoted retard.
His training videos look fine to me. He's not cucksar milan.","attachment":null,"posted":1715185194},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792113,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792099
There is a "correction" and then there is abuse, setting dogs up to fail so you can have an excuse to abuse them, usually with excessive force because muh first time every time
"Corrections" for reactivity in particular create bad associations and it's not the way to deal with what is either caused by friendliness or fear - neither of these things should be overridden with pain. It's not chasing cars or going for rattlesnakes. It's barking on a leash. Beckman/dog tranny/etc are retards doing it for their ego, 100%. Making a dog react, and then doing something like yanking on a head halter, and letting dogs run and then yanking them back with the leash, are not legitimate training methods. Making your dog rip off the ear off a muzzled dog is NOT training at all. It's the kind of thing pitbulls go through to make sure they fight harder next time.
These people are not dog trainers, they are "influencers", but like the kind that tells you about MMS and black salve, and not to listen to "the government liberals and big pharma". They don't have good intentions. They want to appeal to a market because appealing to a markets preconceptions makes more money than pursuing truth.","attachment":null,"posted":1715185571},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792124,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792107
Hes a bad trainer who employs otherwise good methods incompetently
There are good balanced trainers, like larry krohn and mccann. Watch them and see the difference between good trainers and beckman.
Note: our local zoosadist idiot WILL say larry cant fix aggressive dogs because he cant do it in the span of a single youtube video. Anything you do in one video is just transferring the aggression to a new stimulus or turning it into a future snap without warning. He trains actual k9s, he does work with aggressive dogs. He doesnt make them worse, which takes time. Meanwhile people take their dogs home from beckman complaining about them flinching and tucking tails around strangers and dogs… the similar milan had ASVAB warnings put out about his methods and one of his dogs killed another dog lmfao
And there are good pure R+ trainers, but these people write and sell books because they are accomplished intellectuals and are above youtube channels. Such a trainer worked with obamas notoriously well behaved dog. Hence /dog/ doesnt know shit about R+ because these shut in neets cant afford it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715186191},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792125,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792113
When dealing with problem behaviors such as aggression, the method really depends on the primary motivation of the problematic behavior. Punishing dominance-fueled aggression really requires correction. Punishing fear-motivated behavior aggravates the reactivity, and I think the only way to correct behaviors motivated by fear & anxiety are positive experiences such as "touch it" and careful desensitization that sets a dog up for success & builds confidence.","attachment":null,"posted":1715186208},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792128,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792107
Ivan Balabanov invited ZG to an open live (online) discussion of using alternate methods in training. He declined Ivans invitation with this incredible word salad of lies. This guy is a total nit-wit if you ask me. If you want to learn positive methods there are plenty of trainers that can teach without all this fanfare and emotional garbage.","attachment":null,"posted":1715186335},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792131,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792125
99% of the time dominance related aggression is believed to exist, it is fear aggression related to resource guarding. If you say the word "dominance" and your dog is not walking up to other dogs, humping them, and getting into prolonged fights due to it, you are a shit trainer and dont know shit about dogs.
We're talking about people like beckman here who says "dominance dominance dominance" and then let his dog rip a muzzled dogs ear off. Dogs know when another dog want to fight before we do, so we must wonder if HIS dog is actually provoking "dominance" tainted interactions due to being an unsocialized retard that bites muzzle dogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715186536},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792125
Can confirm. Negative re-enforcement on Serva didn't work very well in comparison to Anya. I assume it was because she was probably abused before I saved her.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715186623535026.jpg","filename":"1700332465435.jpg"},"posted":1715186623},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792131
>99% of the time dominance related aggression is believed to exist, it is fear aggression related to resource guarding
[Citation needed]","attachment":null,"posted":1715187229},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Redpill me on elbow hygromas and its sub tumors","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715187380621598.gif","filename":"Roy_Solis_elbow_hygroma.gif"},"posted":1715187380},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792132
Google learned helplessness and relate that to you wrapping a puppy in tape and using anal stretching kits on it. Then turn yourself in to the cops and give them the name and address of the “fellow zoo” you gave piper to.","attachment":null,"posted":1715192670},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792192,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792189
I actually haven't used them on her yet. Too young and she's not in heat yet.
BTW her name was pepper","attachment":null,"posted":1715192883},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792192
>actually i am planning on raping my dog, i havent done it yet
Step 1: give your dog to a rescue
Step 2: show the cops all the photos you took with your buddies horses
Step 3: enjoy prison","attachment":null,"posted":1715193024},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792199,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792196
Cope and seethe","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715193185076098.jpg","filename":"1711630481924927.jpg"},"posted":1715193185},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792217,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792189
So according to you, stopping on a walk when the dog pulls, waiting for my dog to turn towards me and relax the leash, and then continuing the walk is abuse?","attachment":null,"posted":1715194075},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792227,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792192
>s-she consented!
Animals cannot consent.","attachment":null,"posted":1715194559},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792231,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792227
You're an animal","attachment":null,"posted":1715194642},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792235,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792217
>*hits dog*
>*wraps it in tape*
>this is just like stopping while my dog walks at a moderate pace. behavior science!
Retards like you should be indoctrinated into cults and locked in monasteries so you die happily without breeding","attachment":null,"posted":1715194751},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792237,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792235
>religious seething
Did you get touched by Father Martelli as an altar boy or something?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715194917316843.jpg","filename":"flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg"},"posted":1715194917},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792241,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792235
He's not me.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715195440508733.jpg","filename":"1710112814961.jpg"},"posted":1715195440},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792252,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792244
I can use them as straws.","attachment":null,"posted":1715196264},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792300,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791364
this is why i cross the street with my puppy whenever i see a shitbull and i always carry a knife inside my treat pouch incase you need to end the shitbull before it gets to your dog
only ever had to use it once, ironically not on a shitbull but on a rottweiler
come to think of it why has every single aggressive dog i've had issues with been with a woman. its not like blokes dont own shit dogs too but every single one thats caused me hassle has been a w*man's dog","attachment":null,"posted":1715201797},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792304,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792132
correction isnt negative reinforcement
correction is positive punishment
negative reinforcement has worked fine for my nervous dogs and is a perfectly non-abusive way to train animals; normies are just scared of the word negative
what you do isn't any type of positive or negative reinforcement or punishment though, it's zoosadism","attachment":null,"posted":1715202118},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792339,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792300
> Every single aggressive dog I've had issues with being with a woman.
What type of dogs? Not surprised by pit bulls or golden doodles.","attachment":null,"posted":1715204169},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792353,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792339
shitbulls, other types of terriers (mainly jack russel) and one rottweiler","attachment":null,"posted":1715204695},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792363,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792353
Clockwork","attachment":null,"posted":1715205429},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792412,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792045
>>4792075
Embarrassing. Humiliate these people at all times
>>4792107
Most of the planet is bigoted retards it’s not normal no","attachment":null,"posted":1715209066},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792414,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792300
>i see a shitbull and i always carry a knife inside my treat pouch incase you need to end the shitbull before it gets to your dog
this enrages the libshit
>but every single one thats caused me hassle has been a w*man's dog
i don’t imagine most women can even physically restrain those dogs so that’s not a surprise","attachment":null,"posted":1715209292},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790676
tsmt","attachment":null,"posted":1715209354},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792459,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792045
eyes and teeth so edited they look like an AI image","attachment":null,"posted":1715212575},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792464,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I am going to adopt a dog this summer
Most likely a random shelter mutt
Wish me luck","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715212933294514.jpg","filename":"i7l16uiwtabc1.jpg"},"posted":1715212933},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792468,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"They're innocent creatures and he dindu nuffin.
My pibbies? Destroy your car?
Never","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715213070855716.webm","filename":"mangled car.webm"},"posted":1715213070},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792555,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792067
Now dig into beckmans reviews for all the stories about people getting their dogs back flinching and tucking tails lmao
These trainers are just animal abusers who only get off scott free because what they do doesnt offend the old white christians in government","attachment":null,"posted":1715216760},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792565,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792300
>come to think of it why has every single aggressive dog i've had issues with been with a woman.
This is about as interesting as the trend I've noticed of the vast majority of exceptionally good dog owners being women too. It's like women dog owners are either really great owners and trainers or just absolutely shit. No inbetween. Weird.","attachment":null,"posted":1715217121},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792570,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792464
>That image
Fuck, you're triggering me on every ASPCA trip I took for three solid years.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715217361796438.jpg","filename":"1548793442338.jpg"},"posted":1715217361},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792638,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792565
They just make up a large portion of dog owners. Outnumbering males 6:1 and overwhelmingly white.","attachment":null,"posted":1715221490},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792655,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792565
its about training
women who put the effort in I find can generally be better trainers, many of the childless ones use their unused maternal instincts on their dogs and can be very patient and give them a lot of time and effort which creates a good dog
but take a woman who doesn't care about proper training (most people) and her dog will be significantly more dangerous than a similarly shit male owner just because she's less capable of actually keeping her rabid shitbull under physical control
while im not saying beating your dog or the other types of 'quick fix' shit bad owners do is a good thing whatsoever, some level of control and training and discipline is superior to doing absolutely nothing to correct problem behaviours in problem prone breeds like terriers
basically, generally speaking, men are more likely to step in and 'correct' shitty behaviour like aggression than women, who are more likely to just be okay with having an unhinged beast on a thin rope and far less capable of intervention when it goes mental
also completely anecdotally i've met women who seem to actually like that their dog is dangerous, it seems like they enjoy that the dog will hurt someone for them, like a maladapted protector thing for lonely roasties
when my dog was attacked by a rottweiler i swear to god the woman made the decision to let it off it's leash knowing full well it was going to attack us, i just saw it in her eyes","attachment":null,"posted":1715222422},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792661,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792638
>They just make up a large portion of dog owners. Outnumbering males 6:1
doubtful","attachment":null,"posted":1715222926},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792665,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792661
Maybe they don't outnumber males but they do take their dogs in public more which leads to higher perception.","attachment":null,"posted":1715223201},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792668,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792665
so you just pulled that out of your arse?
the truth is most dogs are owned by families meaning your projection/made-up world view doesn't really work because the dog is owned by a man and a woman
being a lonely spastic must be hard but do remember you're the minority when talking about the world at large","attachment":null,"posted":1715223347},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792671,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792668
Women just walk their dogs and take them to parks more than males. Consistent with stay-at-home mom stats.","attachment":null,"posted":1715223598},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792676,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792668
>most dogs are owned by familiess
Is that based on where the dog lives or who takes care of it? Most families aren't dividing up the dog grooming, feeding, and walking time evenly.
If you don't exercise, entertain, or maintain the dog you don't own it and have no rights to it. Would you say the same thing about an abandoned bike or watch?
>that typing style
>censoring women word
Post timestamped dog, or stfu zoosadist.","attachment":null,"posted":1715223931},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792679,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792676
psychotic post","attachment":null,"posted":1715224166},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792680,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792679
>Redditor newfag adapting to 4chan or zoosadist
Call it","attachment":null,"posted":1715224259},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792682,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792680
You're just screeching at someone cause he took issue with the obviously nonsensical post that says 6/7 dog owners are white women go away","attachment":null,"posted":1715224337},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792697,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792682
Goofy post, white women do own a lot of dogs. Why are we overlooking the fact that they censored women as w*men? That's weirdo behavior.","attachment":null,"posted":1715225344},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792699,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790544
I'm extremely paranoid about misgendering someone's dog. I don't want them to correct me "Ummm, actually she's a GIRL." So I give all strange dogs a little tuck-and-rub to see if it has a wiener or not. Then I can accurately say "What a cute boy/girl!" I disguise my feelup by petting the dog. Am I the only one?","attachment":null,"posted":1715225484},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792705,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792699
Don't ever tag me in your dog molestation fantasies bitch.","attachment":null,"posted":1715225670},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792708,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792705
It's not a sexual thing bro, I'm simply feeling for the ol' red rocket. It's entirely clinical, like going to the doctor.","attachment":null,"posted":1715225821},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792710,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792708
Deliberate gaslighting or mental retardation? Post timestamped dog.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715225958958787.jpg","filename":"kanye-west-seen-march-21-78778015.jpg"},"posted":1715225958},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792714,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792710
I only have cats. It's OK to call all cats girls. But people get really uppity if you misgender their dog for some reason (can any dogfags chime in?)","attachment":null,"posted":1715226404},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792715,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792668
> so you just pulled that out of your arse?
many, many such cases lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1715226508},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792716,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792708
See, unlike you. I have been amassing an army of turbo-autist NEETs who have nothing better to do than roleplay as various posters here by copying their typing style and filenames etc…you and your little goblins don't stand an actual chance to the heirs of classical trolling. Your type died in 2012 along with shock humor and ISIS beheadings. You're not a good troll and will never be. I sentence you to death. Cast him!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715226576878720.gif","filename":"kanye-sussy.gif"},"posted":1715226576},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792710
>>4792716
based jew hater poster","attachment":null,"posted":1715226624},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792719,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792468
Shitbullmommies? Our response?","attachment":null,"posted":1715226768},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792728,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://youtube.com/shorts/2V4FYYVRuGM?si=f9OcnrWfbHakT59D","attachment":null,"posted":1715227663},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792822,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792227
t. retard","attachment":null,"posted":1715240978},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792932,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The park has fallen, millions must ROOOOO!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715265825012162.jpg","filename":"360712947.jpg"},"posted":1715265825},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">surfing sputnik is so fucking autistic he actually got the only two people left in this general to leave
if you were afraid of leo's owner beating up the trucker who rapes mini mares and plans on raping his dog, and thought driving them out would save your friend...
this actually frees up more time for them to get him.
anyways, please neuter dalton before you get any ideas.","attachment":null,"posted":1715268353},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792955,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792947
>nooooo! no more fresh dog pics I can collect to my zoo folder
no dog btw.","attachment":null,"posted":1715268937},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4792981,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792947
For real. Ever day he asks for a new pic of Anya.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715271000733698.jpg","filename":"foto_no_exif (7).jpg"},"posted":1715271000},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793001,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792981
why does it look like your dog has a haircut? are you too retarded to brush it or are you just fetishizing lions?","attachment":null,"posted":1715272378},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793002,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"She keeps finding snakes","attachment":null,"posted":1715272791},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793004,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793002
Oops forgot the webm","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715272859507111.webm","filename":"20240501_170551-VideoToMp43.webm"},"posted":1715272859},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793006,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792981
Is surfing sputnik asking for normal pics of anya or for rear pics?
I'm officially worried about this guy. He had upside down photos of peoples female dogs saved too and has made comments about german shepherd balls.","attachment":null,"posted":1715273162},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793012,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793007
>>4793008
The fuck is this","attachment":null,"posted":1715273727},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793034,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793004
Has she found your snake yet?","attachment":null,"posted":1715275857},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793171,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Give you dog an extra kiss today anons, today was the day I lost mine.","attachment":null,"posted":1715287608},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793177,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">guy has two pit bulls
>these pit bulls have killed other animals before
>guy also has a infant child
So who wants to start a betting pool on how long this is gonna take?","attachment":null,"posted":1715288010},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793195,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793177
Would it be any different if he had two German shepherds that had killed two dogs?","attachment":null,"posted":1715290536},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793199,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793177
If the other animals were cats it doesnt matter","attachment":null,"posted":1715290796},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793226,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793001
A bit of both. I only removed an inch, also it's really hot.
>>4793006
Yes.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715293835250446.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240509_152935_010.jpg"},"posted":1715293835},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793230,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nature walk and fetch was idealic today
>>4793171
Damn, sorry for that, will do","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715293938255132.webm","filename":"20240509_164537-VideoToMp42.webm"},"posted":1715293938},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793234,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793230
Splendid.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715294415449084.webm","filename":"20240508_083810.webm"},"posted":1715294415},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793311,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793199
Yes it does retard. If you let pits wildly attack other animals you can be sure it won’t be long before they start seeing small children as targets. Get your mind off cats for 10 seconds","attachment":null,"posted":1715302130},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793341,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793311
Fuck you","attachment":null,"posted":1715304546},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793368,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793341
No, fuck YOU. Cocksucker.","attachment":null,"posted":1715307467},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793433,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793311
A dog knows animals aren't people
If it kills cats or rabbits it's not going to kill people
A dog definitely knows cats arent people. Cats are naturally lower than dogs on the food chain. A dog attacking a cat is nothing like a dog attacking a person or a dog. Their brains process it as the same emotions they feel when they rip apart a squeaky toy. Is your dog going to kill you because it chews on toys?
A cat is not a special moral line to cross for a dog because you like cats. The dog is part of nature, and in nature cats are just pests. A lower species. What's, you're going to kill random hookers because you ate a cow? Same logic.
Instead, be glad your dog helps exterminate destructive invasive species.
If anything if you let a pitbull attack cats it'll be saner because it has an outlet for its natural prey drive.","attachment":null,"posted":1715315525},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793468,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793433
Oh that must be why pit bulls never attack anyone","attachment":null,"posted":1715318942},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793473,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793468
They attack because they are dumb. My aussie heems cats and loves people. Smart dogs for life!","attachment":null,"posted":1715320028},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793521,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I adopted an Aussie shepherd on Monday and she just refuses to go to the bathroom outside. I take her out every 30 minutes, but every time she waits until we get inside, then hides from me and goes to the bathroom. My friend said the hiding could be because of past trauma to the point that she's just too scared to pee around people. Any tips on what I can do or should I pay for a proper dog trainer? She's 2 years old if that matters","attachment":null,"posted":1715328859},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793522,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793521
Literally just wait with her out there all day. Or better yet, camping under the stars for a few days.","attachment":null,"posted":1715328989},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793560,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793199
Cat website, subhuman","attachment":null,"posted":1715337571},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793587,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793433
Based and correct. My dog will absolutely kill rabbits. She doesn't show any aggression towards my son, it's the opposite. She totally loves him.","attachment":null,"posted":1715343640},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793631,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793521
Caused by abusive training
Doggo needs positive reinforcement
>>4793560
>nooooo you need to base your preferences off what was a meme in 2006 t. redditor desperate to be seen as an oldfag
Cats suck. Enjoy your brain worms.","attachment":null,"posted":1715348444},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793637,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793521
Show her what to do out there
As in have a piss yourself","attachment":null,"posted":1715348974},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793657,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793433
We’re talking about pitbulls. The dogs everyone here hates. Not just “dogs”. Your point is moot.
>What's, you're going to kill random hookers because you ate a cow? Same logic.
No, it’s not.","attachment":null,"posted":1715351739},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793683,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793657
Pit bulls aren't prone to killing people. They have good temperaments.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715355269071913.png","filename":"114-dog-breeds-ranked-by-temperament-6.png"},"posted":1715355269},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793687,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793683
This study wasn't run properly and should be completely nullified by animal behaviourist community, if it isn't already. The only reason why it's still being thrown around is because it's the only thing that pitmommies can grasp onto to "prove' their dogs aren't evil.","attachment":null,"posted":1715355509},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793688,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793687
Its a test where participants are passed or failed based on these parameters: https://atts.org/tt-test-description/
Here's a video during the test: https://youtu.be/cr470Vfh3ME?feature=shared
It's an accurate gauge. You can read up on it by yourself with those links.- a dog that's a “child mauling wolf demon” would not pass these types of in-depth tests.","attachment":null,"posted":1715355764},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793696,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"reminder pitbulls literally are not aggressive but they attack, kill, and often attempt to eat people anyways
they are one of the few dogs, other than wolf hybrids, that EAT THEIR VICTIMS
thats because sufficient inbreeding can cause an animal to deviate significantly from what you think its meant to be
pitbulls naturally view humans and other dogs as prey
they snap out of nowhere after showing no aggression whatsoever and attack with the intent to kill and eat
this makes them great at dogfighting, an illegal and immoral "sport", because they are not actually fighting. animal fighting is relatively ritualized and doesn't escalate unless someone is really desperate for some food/sex they're being kept from. normal dogs literally can not expect that the pitbull actually just wanted to kill them, just to kill them, because that's whta pitbulls do.
a pitbull does not surrender in the fighting ring, or when they start mauling you/your dog just like a normal dog won't surrender and drop their meal because they rabbit they caught is kicking
they are THE dog that is most likely to actually rip parts off of your body instead of just leaving you with lacerations and punctures
they are THE dog that just attacks you, despite never being abused, never choked, pronged, or shocked, never hit, never improperly socialized etc
all pitbull attacks are predatory in nature, they go at it until their victim dies and then they start eating simple as
to a pitbull you and your dog are as rabbits
dogs do not growl, snarl, and bark at rabbits
dogs are not aggressive with rabbits
they just walk up and kill them for sustenance
pitbulls lack the ability to distinguish between you, your dog, and a prey animal like a cat, rabbit, rat, squirrel, etc
just like a wolf","attachment":null,"posted":1715356274},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793699,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Reminder it's extremely rare to get killed by a dog and pit bulls aren't fighting dogs anymore. They are mostly family dogs. Abused dogs and fearful dogs attack more often than “prey-driven” dogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715356445},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793789,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Foxy beheading is in progress.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715366145690285.jpg","filename":"8d649c9b933046ca99511de836c5c1c8.jpg"},"posted":1715366145},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793792,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793789
>that occupit
Conehead ahh dog fr fr","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715366239738574.jpg","filename":"p14921_p_v8_ad.jpg"},"posted":1715366239},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793798,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793687
>>4793696
Based. Didn’t know we were in the presence of a pitmommy here lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715366961},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793882,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">do you think theres life somewhere out there?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715373858993066.jpg","filename":"ebenFRZ.jpg"},"posted":1715373858},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793886,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793792
This retarded movie had no right to be as funny as it was. Fuckin' 80s style, man.","attachment":null,"posted":1715374554},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793898,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793699
Greyhounds have been horrifically abused but you rarely read about them killing humans.
If someone is being mauled by a dog (most likely a pit bull or related breed), informing them that the dog had been abused doesn't help them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715375600},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4793907,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793898
Greyhounds weren't abused. They were neglected. Living in a tiny cage and getting sodomized/shit kicked out of you aren't the same thing.","attachment":null,"posted":1715376757},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794048,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"anyone else's dogs smell bad but in a good way?","attachment":null,"posted":1715390245},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794063,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793631
Go back tourist","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715391091967452.jpg","filename":"1676257577660619.jpg"},"posted":1715391091},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794079,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793882
He's got a radar dish.","attachment":null,"posted":1715392280},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794098,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I saw a stupid fucking woman walking a pitbull, rottweiler and a big dog of a breed I don't recognise all at once on a single lead this morning
Fucking bitch","attachment":null,"posted":1715393193},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794115,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://youtube.com/shorts/ZU4EFA9scFY?si=0tzfnF_0N6xFy5xs","attachment":null,"posted":1715394594},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794160,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790721
Reading and understanding this post is why I hate the internet and intend to log off forever one day","attachment":null,"posted":1715398634},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794221,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794048
No, weirdo
>>4794098
You should always be nervous when you see women walking big dogs","attachment":null,"posted":1715408044},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794341,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794221
I hope you get called up for monasticism because you're never getting a girl friend.","attachment":null,"posted":1715430558},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794341
Feeling attacked? Seethe pitmommy :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715437827},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794381
>pitmommy
The only people who use that word are men with small dicks and an obsessive hate for women.","attachment":null,"posted":1715440524},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794412,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794401
sounds like he hit the nail on the head lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1715441633},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794417,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715442212198671.webm","filename":"jeezpuppercalmurtits (1).webm"},"posted":1715442212},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794426,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794417
Puppy Berg, did you try feeding him after he calms down near the scary object?","attachment":null,"posted":1715443403},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">ctrl+f “women”
>17 results
>t.
Verdict: Under Raid","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715445681486997.jpg","filename":"1715326369145257.jpg"},"posted":1715445681},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794495,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791456
Prongs are for popping, not yanking","attachment":null,"posted":1715453744},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794496,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792128
Ivan Balabanov is actually a competent trainer. He not only invited ZG to a live discussion, he INVITED him to take part in research he had gathered funding for. Zak refused because he is afraid of his bullshit being disproven.","attachment":null,"posted":1715454009},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794569,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"is pet insurance worth the money? I was looking at quote from Banfield, Figo and Embrace. They dont look too bad, but coverage is kind of shit.
Please let me know your thoughts","attachment":null,"posted":1715463826},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794569
Insurance can be beneficial for those who are financially challenged but make sure to check the coverage and waiting period dates. I used Lemonade Insurance for a couple of years. If you can just set aside the same money into a savings account or emergency fund it's the same thing…","attachment":null,"posted":1715464096},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794575,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794571
The emergency fund is actually better and you don't have to give your hard-earned shekels to some Jewish corporate insurance that won't even pay you out because of loopholes they wrote into the contract you signed and agreed to.","attachment":null,"posted":1715464433},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794655,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794495
>only hurt them a little bro
Prongs are abusive. No exceptions.","attachment":null,"posted":1715475474},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794656,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794063
>be redditor
>read about caturday on knowyourmeme
>make a leap of retardation and think 4chan must worship cats
We always had memes with black people in them too fyi","attachment":null,"posted":1715475555},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794662,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Happy mother's day to all the bitches out there and doggirls too","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715476539002991.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240512_104211430.jpg"},"posted":1715476539},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794666,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794656
not the same thing in fairness","attachment":null,"posted":1715476763},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794715,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792699
wat..you could just look at the color of the collar/check the name tag","attachment":null,"posted":1715482572},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794721,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794662
Pit bull website","attachment":null,"posted":1715483350},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794738,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794655
The point is to punish the dog to stop the unwanted behavior retard.","attachment":null,"posted":1715484993},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794752,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794738
>the point is to abuse the dog
Reminds me of when gangsters caught a hoodrat popping his pits prong collar for the old stop and sniff
They held him down and used the prongs on him. He screamed and flinched whenever they popped it and when he tried to escape he was dragged by it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715486925},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794758,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794752
Don't care. Inappropriate behavior is corrected, only the dog can determine when the correction has been effective.","attachment":null,"posted":1715487572},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794766,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794721
She's England mastiff you stupid cunt","attachment":null,"posted":1715488421},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794971,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"[quote] 4794752 [/quote]
Nonesense.
>>4794758
Stop feeding the resident troll.
>>4794766
Pic rel","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715521021209421.png","filename":"Allowance_For_Doubtful_Accounts_Final-d347926353c547f29516ab599b06a6d5.png"},"posted":1715521021},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794972,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791364
I have a very large American Bully (about 77kg) and I cross the road whenever I see a woman with any type of bullyish dog (even down to French Bulldogs) or large Shepherd. It's without fail that she has a poorly trained dog that's going to start a fight, or at the least SHE has poor discipline and won't correct or stop the dog in anyway
In all honesty you can expect permanent "defensiveness" at the least around similar dogs. My dog was fairly badly attacked by a Husky that was left chained up on the pathway and now has issues with male dogs that look like Huskies (whatever that smaller one is with the same look , and Malamutes) - he still gets defensive when seeing a Husky from a distance (but when close enough to be confirmed as female that overrides the tenseness). Then again he's a breed that SHOULD be assumed to exhibit dog aggression, so I can't confirm with certainty that the attack altered that behaviour but it seems likely as he is otherwise "fine" with dogs.
Pit mixes are honestly usually fucking nutty anyway, maybe more than actuall pure APBT, due to shitty backyard breeding and a bizzare combination of drives. You can end up with a dog that's very bite happy.","attachment":null,"posted":1715521023},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794975,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794758
>if i just rephrase my opinion as a statement its correct
Animal abuse is wrong","attachment":null,"posted":1715521142},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794982,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794758
>shut up if my pet annoys me i will hurt it until it stops
Translated that newspeak for you, beta plus.","attachment":null,"posted":1715521712},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794986,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794972
Based husky launching a pre-emptive strike","attachment":null,"posted":1715521881},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4794990,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792714
I assume anyone "misgendering" my dog is clinically retarded as his balls are right there (though he sometimes identifies as a bitch - thanks to a friend making him respond to bitch)","attachment":null,"posted":1715522067},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795003,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794972
I remember your dog from The last thread because you mentioned his weight. What does he look like? All breeds are welcome and console war faggotry is not tolerated.","attachment":null,"posted":1715523839},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795125,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my 8mo old won't leave a dog alone even when it's snarling and snapping at her, she keeps trying to lick its mouth and play. wut do? im worried she's gonna annoy the wrong dog.","attachment":null,"posted":1715540695},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795197,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795125
Tell her no the first time, smack her the next time, then put her in time out the third time.","attachment":null,"posted":1715548658},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795231,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790547
Luv me collie
Pain in the arse for how quick she learned to open doors.","attachment":null,"posted":1715552644},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795232,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795197
Do not hit your dog for interactions with other dogs dumbass animal abuser.
>>4795125
They are a puppy. You shouldnt have them around aggressive dogs at this age unless you want “le heckin corrections” from aggressive german shitturds and amerimutt shitbull terriers to turn them into yet another bite risk","attachment":null,"posted":1715552991},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795248,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Stupid fatties","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715555058941893.jpg","filename":"1702773760563823.jpg"},"posted":1715555058},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795361,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795231
Lever handles are collie owners’ worst nightmare. My australoid figured that out within 15 minutes.","attachment":null,"posted":1715567634},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795370,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my old dog got hurt :(
but is much better tonight :)
that is all, anons","attachment":null,"posted":1715568212},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795412,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795125
You made the classic mistake of letting your dog become more interested in other dogs than with you","attachment":null,"posted":1715571286},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795676,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715606088104741.jpg","filename":"617c23e105c44667b99c7a67bc398d3d.jpg"},"posted":1715606088},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795680,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This file is what I see in this >>4795676 photo.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715606562966920.jpg","filename":"Crave-Painting-why-landscape-drawing-is-so-popular-sunlight-shining-through-trees.jpg"},"posted":1715606562},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795798,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795793
confurmed zoo","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715617945593183.jpg","filename":"5ff640318f58e7ab39e48bd275b73468.jpg"},"posted":1715617945},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795828,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795801
He is, doesn't even elaborate on how he got to the conclusion. at least Leto's dox was given an explanation behind it that is likely him.
this is just a random person","attachment":null,"posted":1715619479},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4795831,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795828
So why does he keep posting this","attachment":null,"posted":1715619957},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796087,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795232
>>4795412
everyone told me she needed to be around other dogs at this age to learn proper social skills and not bark/be afraid of other dogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715640325},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796087
Not aggressive or surly dogs
They meant like malamutes and golden retrievers that were raised with kids
>inb4 appeal to nature
“Naturally” dogs are hard to trust and prone to biting when scared. Thats why you don’t let them get bit “naturally”.","attachment":null,"posted":1715643421},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796138,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796087
being around != engaging with other dogs.
you should've found a dog around their age months ago to have play dates with","attachment":null,"posted":1715644010},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796142,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796138
I don't have any friends so I just take her to the dog park. i tried getting her into a group puppy class but no one else was there.","attachment":null,"posted":1715644126},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796143,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796142
Sorry anon. I would work her around other dogs and get her to engage with you instead, either with food or play, and make it a big reward when she chooses you over other dogs, like, sound like a big giant retard who is so happy she wants to interact with you. Dog parks suck because you have no control over other people's shithead dogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715644301},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796273,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my almost 4 month puppy goes crazy at 8pm,
zoomies, digging and nipping at me, is this normal?","attachment":null,"posted":1715659347},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796278,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796273
Yeah. They're just letting out the last bit of energy they have before bed. Happy dogs have zoomies also. :D","attachment":null,"posted":1715660799},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796296,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How many puppies can I expect from a 2 year old golden retriever going through her first pregnancy? I've heard they're actually fewer for younger dogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715664324},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796354,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790544
Any tips on how to settle a dogs stomach?
My boy has diarrhea. I've heard plain white rice is supposed to work great for that, but given that he has never eaten that before, won't that potentially cause diarrhea by itself? Similar to how changing from one type of kibble to another with no overlap time?
He is full of energy still and he eats. He's not sick sick, so far. I've also withheld his food from last night and this morning. I feed him twice a day. Going to feed him again this afternoon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715672813800886.jpg","filename":"1378760221825.jpg"},"posted":1715672813},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796360,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"dogberg has taken well to mat training (think yanks call it place training)
also learning drop/leave it/lets go pretty well
hes gone from not enough confidence to walk him properly to getting cocky and pulling me around
its funny that ive had to go through the hard stuff of having a young rescue puppy with temperament/fear issues that only now at 6months am i getting the typical puppy mischief to enjoy","attachment":null,"posted":1715675247},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796393,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796354
Changing the dogs diet significantly isn't a good idea unless the problem is persistent and not appearing to resolve on its own.","attachment":null,"posted":1715683940},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796484,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">go to the dog park
>see a pitbull pulling the ear off a beagle or basset thing
>literally, chunk of ear hanging by a thread
>tatted up dudebro in cargo pants yanking on the pitbulls collar yelling “DROP IT”
>pick up my dog and start slowly moving backwards
>girl by the houndoid pulls out a little gun or pepper spray thing
>he pulls a bigger black gun with a mini scope on it and says “DONT YOU SHOOT MY FUCKING DOG BITCH”, drops the pistols grip hard onto the pitbulls head and it releases her dog
>he still has the gun pointed at the woman and is screaming “DROP YOUR FUCKING WEAPON HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW” despite clearly not being a cop
>leave dog park
I am never going back
What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH PITBULL OWNERS","attachment":null,"posted":1715700740},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796484
Going to dog parks is a retarded idea anyway","attachment":null,"posted":1715704583},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796567,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Finally, they are all starting to play together! For the longest time the big white dog has been territorial with pointy eared dog.
>>4796360
Nice! You'll be a better dog owner/trainer for it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715705214712980.webm","filename":"20240513_191322_1.webm"},"posted":1715705214},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4796894,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790544
My boys","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715723540432621.jpg","filename":"51399.jpg"},"posted":1715723540},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4797108,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796354
Feed him Pumpkin, raw goat milk with probiotics, and lamb green tripe daily for better digestion.","attachment":null,"posted":1715757359},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4797125,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796894
Did you get a friend for the large fellow? They are both very cute.","attachment":null,"posted":1715760073},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4797166,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796894
Matching tongues!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715769089489696.webm","filename":"20240513_183358-VideoToMp4.webm"},"posted":1715769089},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4797500,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796484
It’s crazy how outlandish this was sounding without the mention of a pitbull. Then it just became Tuesday. Should’ve recorded it","attachment":null,"posted":1715804899},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4797519,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">had to put my dog down today
>second one in 9 months (both due to old age and failing health)
it's too quiet in the house","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715805548600737.jpg","filename":"1708785670796233.jpg"},"posted":1715805548},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4797748,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"she keeps killing my pigeons","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715823594623689.jpg","filename":"IMG_0723.jpg"},"posted":1715823594},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4797764,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797748
Cute dog. Does she eat them?","attachment":null,"posted":1715824937},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4797781,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797500
Its normal these days. Did you see the video of the pitbull degloving a goldens leg, where halfway through some retards mob a bystander for going at the pitbull with a knife?
>HE JUST UNTRAINED","attachment":null,"posted":1715826846},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4797817,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797764
yes, from the head first. it was a bloody mess when i saw her gnawing on the body with the neck exposed","attachment":null,"posted":1715830380},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4797857,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797748
>>4797817
You shouldn’t let your dog kill birds","attachment":null,"posted":1715835621},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4797862,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797857
>t.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715835956236728.jpg","filename":"parrot-typing-content-writing-representation-softly-lit-room-vibrantly-colored-perches-proudly-vintage-typewriter-its-beak-290111430.jpg"},"posted":1715835956},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4797997,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796567
Based Beckman Method employer.","attachment":null,"posted":1715859453},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4798031,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797857
as long it's pigeons only I don't care.","attachment":null,"posted":1715865081},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4798282,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797997
We just out here having big time fun. :D","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715891601745883.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240513_192603_Studio.jpg"},"posted":1715891601},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4798646,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"He loves to use miscellaneous items of mine as "pillows"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715929360719333.jpg","filename":"1715928992191.jpg"},"posted":1715929360},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4798649,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"damn why are so many posts like >>4795828 deleted?","attachment":null,"posted":1715931320},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4798807,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798649
some guy attempting to “doxx” anyafag","attachment":null,"posted":1715951121},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4798866,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What is it with old people, including my own boomer parents, who think my dog looks like she’s gotten bigger since the last time they’ve seen her? My dog stopped growing at around 18 months and has been the same weight since.","attachment":null,"posted":1715957111},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4798876,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798866
Fat dog cope","attachment":null,"posted":1715959329},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4798887,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798646
Your dog has terrible taste in pillows.","attachment":null,"posted":1715961437},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4798890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796894
That husky is FAT","attachment":null,"posted":1715961938},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4798893,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797748
total archosaur death","attachment":null,"posted":1715962156},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4798917,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Zoosadists are asleep new thread without animal abuser shilling and troll advice
>>4798914","attachment":null,"posted":1715963861},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4799125,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I pity the intelligence of dogs, I'm sitting here rn listening to a podcast and she doesn't understand a single thing. They're at the mercy of the humans around them. Well if they're too intelligent they would be hard to control anyways...","attachment":null,"posted":1715980934},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4799129,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799125
Some dogs are highly intelligent and others are not
The dumber they are, the better at obedience they are without requiring neurosis (“drive”) so most of the western world is going to purposefully smash and slam their brains given enough time","attachment":null,"posted":1715981089},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4799158,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799129
lol implying the rest of the planet wants to deal with the ‘disobedient’ dogs either","attachment":null,"posted":1715982481},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4799380,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799158
Command obedience is irrelevant if you simply follow the law and keep your dog leashed. Come, leave it, drop it, etc don't need to be 100% because your dog should be controlled via a leash at all times. You do not have to have them under complete verbal control - JUST USE A FUCKING LEASH
Your dog being critically retarded if not painstakingly trained, however, does guarantee they might do something extremely stupid like bite people for touching their face or bark at nothing. I can pet the faces of strange akita inu and they do not bark at nothing, but if they are at their home they protect it. They are disobedient, but those are intelligent dogs especially for a "working breed". I can not even touch a strange rottweiler. They are not intelligent dogs. They do not think before acting. They only follow their instincts.
I don't want to be around an intelligent but driven dog like a german shepherd any more than I want to be around a rottweiler because high IQ doesn't temper their mental illness. They're safer because they're not retarded, but they do retarded and sometimes dangerous shit anyways because they are mentally ill.
The double shit dog is a dog that is both driven and stupid, like a pitbull.
t. catfag from a dog ridden family
I do not hate dogs, but I hate what dog people are doing to them so they can fulfill their beastmaster fantasies and order around a dog that's not leashed.
>muh working purpose!
Oh you're a cop? You work with the disabled? You farm sheep? Suuuuure.
Dogs should all be exterminated and replaced with some kind of medium sized shiba/akita pet type dog unless they are used by actual working professionals. A smart dog that isnt a cuck and that I can trust not to be retarded or autistic. You know, like cats - they are all the same semi-natural breed that is reasonably intelligent and not mentally ill except for rare specialty animals.
It is fucked up that everyone thinks they need a mentally ill/retarded "working dog"","attachment":null,"posted":1715992295},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4799398,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799380
Agreed. “Dog owner culture” has shaped dogs into unpredictably violent and neurotic shitmutts. Deformed too because ugly means more manly.
All the dog show “breed bettering” isnt helping either because inbreds develop unpredictable issues that are beyond the tiny brains of breeders","attachment":null,"posted":1715992710},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4799418,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799380
>japanese culture respects nature
>western and chinese culture is that only humans even have minds let alone souls and a giant magical jew made the entire earth their property
>japan has the only dogs that even begin to resemble real animals in appearance and behavior
>china and the west so bad they're smashing and slamming the cats","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715994353805738.jpg","filename":"271669688_10227549643636358_6327099251074444908_n.jpg"},"posted":1715994353},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4800258,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797519
really sorry anon","attachment":null,"posted":1716097897},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4800275,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my elderly dog started barking all the time at nothing. literally just staring at chairs barking","attachment":null,"posted":1716101600},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4800336,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800275
it might be going blind or deaf","attachment":null,"posted":1716112106},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4800339,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800336
yeah, I have to yell to get his attention otherwise he looks surprised to see me until I get directly in his line of sight. 15 year old german sheperd btw","attachment":null,"posted":1716113022},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4800343,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800339
after googling a bit more into this it looks like "sundowner syndrome" describes my dog's habits.","attachment":null,"posted":1716113855},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4800525,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799380
Not arguing against any of that just saying that the ‘West’ is hardly the only place that desires dogs like that","attachment":null,"posted":1716138325},{"board":"an","thread":4790544,"pid":4801994,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"what are the implications of male knotting with another male for the recipient male dog?","attachment":null,"posted":1716257016}]}
{"title":"/bun/ - bunny general","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790646,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"mega mofu dewlap edition
previous: >>4761865
short disclaimer: posts about eating/harming buns are not welcome, kindly take it elsewhere! this thread is for rabbit owners and lovers to enjoy, please don't derail with off topic posts or negativity.
general rabbit care resources:
https://rabbit.org/audiences/for-new-owners/
https://www.best4bunny.com/bunny-care/
https://wabbitwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page
https://www.raising-rabbits.com/rabbit-care.html
bunny youtube channels:
https://rentry.org/bunnyvideos","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715024975419089.jpg","filename":"mega dewlap.jpg"},"posted":1715024975},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790651,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715025138302196.jpg","filename":"very polite.jpg"},"posted":1715025138},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790654,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790646
Where do you walk your bun?","attachment":null,"posted":1715025230},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790660,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Mine is cuter than yours.
I also have given a name to a cute chipmunk that hangs out with us in the back yard. I call him Chippy.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715025484825786.jpg","filename":"20240506_155426.jpg"},"posted":1715025484},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790662,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"bunee","attachment":null,"posted":1715025513},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790665,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790660
Incel forehead","attachment":null,"posted":1715025598},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790668,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790654
anywhere with a lot of dirt","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715025810423077.jpg","filename":"usao.jpg"},"posted":1715025810},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790669,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715025812141796.jpg","filename":"GM5inCAbIAAe8v-.jpg"},"posted":1715025812},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790665
Learn a new word","attachment":null,"posted":1715029201},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790722,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790665
>billions must hop","attachment":null,"posted":1715030554},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790753,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715032839445818.jpg","filename":"2ae693f59d90035d0357e2d95770e6e6.jpg"},"posted":1715032839},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"On day 3 with my newly adopted bonded pair. INCREDIBLY shy and skittish boys. Hard to tell if I'm making progress with them, as they still immediately dart to their hidey houses every time I enter the room. Just hope I'm not doing anything wrong.","attachment":null,"posted":1715038174},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790811,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Peanut is being sleepy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715038463418972.jpg","filename":"IMG_6156.jpg"},"posted":1715038463},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790817,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790806
All rabbits start like that for a while, just keep on having your presence be known. Try laying down and seeing if they get curious enough to sniff you as you'll be closer to their level, or having treats to give them by hand.","attachment":null,"posted":1715038893},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790831,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"happiness is a bunny with a little broccy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715040594802479.jpg","filename":"himari.jpg"},"posted":1715040594},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790832,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"So my li'l kootboot rolled over on his side earlier. He hasn't done that before that I've seen. Still wouldn't let me touch his tummy for whatever reason. But I suppose that means he is getting even more comfortable here. He made the cute little chirpy noises too.
My only slight issue with him is that he just HATES any confined space so much that I can't really convince him to get into a crate for me to take him on a bunventure. But, eh, he's pretty much doing great hanging out mostly in the backyard anyway. It's not like I really want to drive much and risk us getting killed by some stupid Tesla anyway.","attachment":null,"posted":1715040778},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790898,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790817
Thanks for the encouragement! I will try that as soon as I make my bedroom safe enough to do so. Just need my NIC grids to arrive so I can barricade the underside of my bed. I know that early on like this, I probably wouldn't want to open their pen door anyway, but it's absolutely happening when they're ready and the space is ready. For now I'm leaving daily banana slices in places where I know they're watching from their hidey houses.","attachment":null,"posted":1715048273},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4790970,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790753
What the fuck anon","attachment":null,"posted":1715054946},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4791063,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4781338
>>4780538
They grow so fast.
14 days old now.
Should they have names?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715068419228914.jpg","filename":"20240507_093631.jpg"},"posted":1715068419},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4791068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790646
face scrotum","attachment":null,"posted":1715070057},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4791081,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791063
very cute!","attachment":null,"posted":1715071809},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4791245,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791063
Cute a fluffy faces. Thanks for keeping us in the loop. And of course, they must be named.","attachment":null,"posted":1715095993},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4791253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790753
i like when you can see the true length of the tail and it's cute when they have dirty feet","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715096810143583.jpg","filename":"feet.jpg"},"posted":1715096810},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4791267,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791063
precious babies","attachment":null,"posted":1715098247},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792087,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715184107388862.jpg","filename":"9AED4EB4-C42B-4C82-BA13-58E88567B3E9.jpg"},"posted":1715184107},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792117,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792087
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO","attachment":null,"posted":1715185852},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792247,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791245
This it the runt I have been giving extra cat milk formula every day.
I am forced to stop opening the nest for some time, the other 7 kits will run out of the nest if the lid is lifted too often.
Tomorrow I will make a new nest that momma can jump down into, but is too deep for the kits to exit.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715196024994565.jpg","filename":"20240508_201915.jpg"},"posted":1715196024},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792247
i am making that almost crying emoji face","attachment":null,"posted":1715196268},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792256,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"bun","attachment":null,"posted":1715196781},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792257,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792256
bon bun","attachment":null,"posted":1715196834},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792292,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791253
Yeah, since I got my bun he seems to have improved a lot. Even though he's already an adult, I'm pretty sure he's gotten stronger, especially on the hind paws. He stretches out more, rolls around, has a good ol' time. I hate how much bun-doomsayer propaganda goes around! They can do amazing in a controlled outdoor environment.","attachment":null,"posted":1715200269},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792675,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715223919930622.jpg","filename":"GNFripIboAIjAxs.jpg"},"posted":1715223919},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790831
... that's not broccy.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715224273222439.png","filename":"angry rabbit.png"},"posted":1715224273},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792761,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790753
uoh","attachment":null,"posted":1715230970},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792834,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792253
The kits are more safe now in the new nest.
The ramp is too tall for them to get out. The floor is plastic grit so most of the poop and urine will fall down under the nest into a tray with wood pellets.
The nest temperature is also better now. In the summer, day heat is more dangerous than night cold.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715243381057932.jpg","filename":"20240509_082408X.jpg"},"posted":1715243381},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792913,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792834
how come you have kits? was it deliberate or an oopsie and how will you house them all","attachment":null,"posted":1715261893},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792918,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792834
You're doing a good job! Kudos. Where I live, climate change seems to have made it colder than it used to be, so I don't have to worry about the heat as much. But if it gets too hot out in a month or two, I can let my boy hop inside the house. It's very good that I have a door directly by the backyard.","attachment":null,"posted":1715262776},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792958,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792681
i mean parsley sorry dont kill me","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715269387287271.jpg","filename":"momofukudou.jpg"},"posted":1715269387},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792959,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792958
WTF there's a little bunny growing on the big bunny!!","attachment":null,"posted":1715269531},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792972,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"make me weep","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715270446885004.jpg","filename":"@taiga15 twitter.jpg"},"posted":1715270446},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792985,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792972
Do people actually take bunnies in to the vet to get immunizations? Seems a bit unnecessary. I think this comic is actually suggesting maybe NOT to do that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715271059},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4792994,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792918
Thanks
>>4792913
It is a learning experience for me. This it my first litter. The mom and kits are mongrel and not genetically related with my large white rabbits.
I want to make some new White-Land rabbits but have to wait a long time until they have the correct age. In the meantime I can gain experience with the smaller breed and use the time to build what is needed to house more.
It looks like the next step is to make 2 rabbit tractors so the mongrels can be split into a male and female team.","attachment":null,"posted":1715271863},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793023,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792985
a lot of people take their rabbits in for regular checkup appointments! it will usually consist of nail clipping, weight and ear checks. ear checks are especially important for single rabbits or any rabbit with long/floppy ears such as lops. immunizations are usually a one time appointment and done by a 3 in 1 shot. i interpreted the message of the comic to be that although we know what's best for their health they see it a lot differently","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715274675532223.jpg","filename":"part 2.jpg"},"posted":1715274675},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793082,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I had a lot of extra mixed greens this week, shared a lot with the fuzzy man. He doesn't seem to be eating much if any of the spinach. Do they not like it?","attachment":null,"posted":1715280705},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793092,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792985
The three vaccines are for diseases that are super nasty for rabbits and highly contagious. If you plan to have your rabbit go outside ever, it is a good idea to get it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715281763},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793095,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793082
In my experience with my two rabbits, no. They're not big on spinach. It's not a particularly good vegetable for them anyway (high oxalic acid content).","attachment":null,"posted":1715281854},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793103,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793092
Gotcha, okay, may do that then. How much does it cost, though? And how often is it needed? I mean, now that I think about it, I bet his previous owners probably got the immunization.","attachment":null,"posted":1715282137},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793109,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793103
It's just a single shot. Unfortunately annual.
I don't give my rabbits the shot. I did at first when I had dreams of walking around the neighborhood with them, but after a couple years I realized the buns don't even like to go outside. It's stressful for one and the other one just doesn't seem to give a shit (she doesn't even seem to particularly like the feel of grass). They're both thoroughly lazy indoor buns.
However even with indoor buns I am careful to wash my hands before handling them if I've been outside doing stuff, ESPECIALLY if I meet any wild buns.","attachment":null,"posted":1715282414},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793140,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793109
buns are really that weak?","attachment":null,"posted":1715284921},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793334,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793140
That's not the takeaway I got from that. Diseases and viruses evolve quickly, and rabbits aren't exactly known for having a sturdy constitution. They deal with threats to their existence by out-breeding them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715303972},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793570,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Confound it all Peter, have you been at Mr. McGregor's garden again?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715340342193098.webm","filename":"walmart rabbit.webm"},"posted":1715340342},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793599,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793570
>aggressively maintains eye contact.","attachment":null,"posted":1715344909},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793641,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Bunes are extra cute when their scleras are visible","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715349475778021.jpg","filename":"EW6qQ9rXQAElZG3.jpg"},"posted":1715349475},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793733,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793140
They are definitely somewhat delicate. I walk slowly when in the Bun Zone since I don't want to accidentally hurt my li'l fuzzy man, but they also aren't total pushovers, either. I still have the scratch he put on my arm a month ago when I had to carry him down the driveway after first getting him.
I do have a concern now about my bunny garden, though. Maybe one of you can help. There are just a LOT of rolly pollies in the bun garden, and I feel like there are too many. They appear to be eating a lot of the leafage I'm planting, which is setting back my progress. I want to really make it so my bunny can get good varied nutrition without me having to give it to him directly and I can get good side dish and sandwich material without leaving the house.
How do I repel away some of the rolly pollies? Or are they good enough for the soil that it will pay off in the long run if I just leave them be even if they may slow my progress on growing leaf veggies?","attachment":null,"posted":1715359668},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793641","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715378016349485.webm","filename":"eye white.webm"},"posted":1715378016},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4793935,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793641","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715378324062601.jpg","filename":"O_O.jpg"},"posted":1715378324},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794033,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793935
he has seen things no bunny should see","attachment":null,"posted":1715388870},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794066,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792985
Moon nigger here.
The comic's contect is that the human is saying that she has to go outside to work. The bun misintreprets it as the human having to have to go to the vet/experience what the bun goes through typically when going out.","attachment":null,"posted":1715391227},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794242,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792253
>>4791267
Next time I will use a baby bottle instead of a syringe, the runt is getting bigger.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715409675874184.jpg","filename":"20240511_083042.jpg"},"posted":1715409675},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794280,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792959
mitosis","attachment":null,"posted":1715419300},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794290,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"should I be worried because my bunnies never chewed on my cables or furnitures ? I adopted them 4 month ago
Maybe they’re just very polite","attachment":null,"posted":1715422046},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794299,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794290
what do they chew on instead?","attachment":null,"posted":1715423102},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794306,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794299
They chew on hay and toys made of wood","attachment":null,"posted":1715423783},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794310,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794306
good, great even","attachment":null,"posted":1715424240},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794355,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794290
Yeah, some bunnies just aren't chewers. Might be due to their temperament and/or simply that you're doing a great job giving them things they're supposed to be chewing on.
I've had my buns for a week and it's been the same story so far. Once they start being brave and venturing outside the pen I'll keep an eye on my cord protectors, but I'm not worried. Their foster mom said they weren't big on destructive chewing and carpet digging.","attachment":null,"posted":1715433452},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794472,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I have wild rabbits running around in my backyard, is there anything I can do for them or should I just leave them alone?","attachment":null,"posted":1715450165},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794478,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794290
Penut does not chew, her hobby is pulling out carpet threads. But she is not interested in cords, cables, or the collection of cedar furniture I have.
>>4793733
Polly’s actually only eat already dead/ decomposing matter. So your plants are already in their way out when they get to em.
>>4794472
They know what their doing. Take some cute pictures of them.
>>4793641
Pic related","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715452151948785.jpg","filename":"IMG_6628.jpg"},"posted":1715452151},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794480,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794478
I only managed to get the ass of one of them before it ran off. Luckily there aren't many cars around here, but I saw them cross the street once.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715452241502375.jpg","filename":"20240507_192438.jpg"},"posted":1715452241},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794481,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794480
Cute!!!
Here’s one I saw at work the other day","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715452345423560.jpg","filename":"IMG_6126.jpg"},"posted":1715452345},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794484,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794478
Peanut is the cutest!!","attachment":null,"posted":1715452500},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794644,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794484
I concur","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715474324931891.jpg","filename":"IMG_6631.jpg"},"posted":1715474324},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794669,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794355
Same anon here. Boy I sure spoke too soon. Today I found them pulling the stuffing out of the cat house/tower I got for them. I'm not 100% sure if that stuff is safe to ingest (pretty sure they haven't... yet) so I'm taking it away. Feels bad. Might reconstruct the intact pieces and use it as a bunhouse for outside the pen, once they're brave enough to venture out.","attachment":null,"posted":1715477040},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794888,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790811
You're supposed to get more than one bunny, they're social animals","attachment":null,"posted":1715507945},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794894,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794888
Getting another one in about a week and a half. Just waiting until the little is old enough to pick one out.","attachment":null,"posted":1715509162},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794945,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794894
>Just waiting until the little is old enough to pick one out.
As in… kid?","attachment":null,"posted":1715518078},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4794999,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What is our least favorite animal?","attachment":null,"posted":1715523480},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4795001,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794999
Blue tongued skink. Fucking hate those fuckers.","attachment":null,"posted":1715523816},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4795013,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794999
A stray cat killed my bunny when I was a kid so cats
One of my previous bunnies would go on full alert whenever it noticed a cat nearby too and would keep stomping until I shooed it away","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715524353500206.jpg","filename":"tumblr_nthowtzg4Y1sn75h6o1_1280.jpg"},"posted":1715524353},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4795080,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"*hop*","attachment":null,"posted":1715534804},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4795091,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715535906534329.jpg","filename":"GNYO3KBaIAAbEVn.jpg"},"posted":1715535906},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4795100,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795001
ok but why lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715537979},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4795168,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is there a "right" way to get bunnies accustomed to a spinning ceiling fan? There is nothing that startles them more, and I feel terrible to have to turn it on when it gets warm. Should I just give up on using it entirely?","attachment":null,"posted":1715545509},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4795171,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Found this little guy out in the garden the other day","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715545693450176.jpg","filename":"435345.jpg"},"posted":1715545693},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4795192,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"In the yard.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715548326579857.jpg","filename":"1000032993.jpg"},"posted":1715548326},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796094,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"goodnight","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715640805692795.png","filename":"29539.png"},"posted":1715640805},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796124,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790646
Uh, /bun/? We’re surrounded.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715642754183967.jpg","filename":"IMG_6626.jpg"},"posted":1715642754},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796124
The stoat cometh..","attachment":null,"posted":1715643747},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796164,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794242
Very good, glad the tiny one is catching up.
>>4794888
I personally want to get a second one eventually, but mine is doing well just playing with me and the backyard chipmunks.
>>4795013
My bunny was socialized with a cat and so doesn't mind them, but of course I'd only trust a well trained and well fed cat near him. My dad brought his dog over, and she didn't want to harm him, but he was still too scared, which is totally understandable. He just hid from her, so we had her stay in another room. I think if I really wanted to I could get them to get along, but I feel like it's probably good for him to be cautious around bigger animals.
>>4795171
I have two really small wild bunnies like this in my front yard currently. There was a rather big one that I haven't seen in a while and think has since moved somewhere else or maybe died from old age. I kind of miss that one, but hopefully one or more of the small ones thrives enough to get to that same size.","attachment":null,"posted":1715646994},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796171,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715647783648209.jpg","filename":"GNdDKOkbEAArEhi.jpg"},"posted":1715647783},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796222,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715655071751725.webm","filename":"Fear will keep them in line.webm"},"posted":1715655071},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796280,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790646
My best friend friend baba :)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715661090291847.jpg","filename":"20240514_001628.jpg"},"posted":1715661090},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796297,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I can't really imagine considering a pet rabbit as my "best friend". They don't bond with you as closely as higher order pets like cats/dogs, they literally don't have the cognitive capacity to. But they are cute and fun pets","attachment":null,"posted":1715664350},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796301,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796280
cute!
>>4796297
not cute!","attachment":null,"posted":1715665418},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796310,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796297
My rabbit follows me around, responds to his name and commands, does tricks, chases me when we play, cuddles with me, flops on me, and grooms me just as he would with a rabbit he's bonded to.
>cognitive capacity
Uneducated. If you've had rabbits they probably just didn't like you.","attachment":null,"posted":1715667592},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796373,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's been 8 months since my bun passed away (8 years and 4 months, happened instantly so not too bad as far as these things could go) but I still feel raw over the loss. I wageslave on my PC daily so I don't have an active social life, and having my bunny helped me through my early to late 20s. How do I move on bros, it's a thin line of letting go and feeling disrespectful at jettisoning all of my memories just to forget about it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715679721},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796416,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796373
I'm sure you've thought about this already, but what are your feelings on adopting another bun? I wouldn't blame you for feeling like that would be just as disrespectful as jettisoning the memories, as you said. However, I don't see it that way. You can still celebrate the life of your departed friend while enriching the life and forging a new bond with a new little friend. It may take some more time for you to get to that point, but that's the clear answer to me.","attachment":null,"posted":1715688529},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796429,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796297
Lmao, you've never had a rabbit.","attachment":null,"posted":1715692693},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796481,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796297
rabbits are smarter and more affectionate than most dogs i've owned","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715700603776525.webm","filename":"ball.webm"},"posted":1715700603},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796487,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796481
>>4796429
Delusional emotionally damaged people
God only knows what sort of gaslighting and abuse your dogs went through for you to think this
t. Used to farm rabbits. Their intelligence and personality capacity is roughly cat tier. That includes their predilection towards arbitrary but unconditional affection. A dog, however, is more discerning and fickle if you don’t reciprocate.","attachment":null,"posted":1715700915},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796491,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796487
most rabbit owners are highly passive and will play with an electronic device while the rabbit just sits by them
this is what rabbits prefer but it offends and saddens dogs. no idea how low their self awareness must be for them to think dogs are dumber and less affectionate than rabbits. thats a pathetic and childish way to express disappointment because the dog thought they were boring.","attachment":null,"posted":1715701089},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796497,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790811
Hey anon just a heads up, I had a grate like that on my litter box and it really started to hurt my rabbits hocks. I know that won't be the case for every rabbit but just keep a close eye on them","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715701565109712.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240514-114412_DuckDuckGo.jpg"},"posted":1715701565},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796487
we get it, you have doggy doo brainrot, now get out of our thread, weirdo","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715701622241862.jpg","filename":"1706830556323795.jpg"},"posted":1715701622},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796499,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796498
>this is my safe space. i can talk shit but you cant!
Yes, thats what delusional and emotionally damaged people are like.
Sorry the dog didnt like you child but come back down to reality and listen to an actual adult who has raised and owned more animals than you","attachment":null,"posted":1715701808},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796504,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796481
thank you for posting this extremely cute webm","attachment":null,"posted":1715702102},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796487
>>4796499
to clarify: "more affectionate" as in, their affection actually holds weight because they don't automatically like everyone if given attention no matter what, as most dogs do. no need to be so butthurt in the rabbit thread over opinions that differ from your own. you are not the authority over every animal in the world. people are allowed to have different experiences and opinions, that doesn't make them wrong or "delusional"
Sounds like someone missed a dose!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715702367939409.jpg","filename":"hachi.jpg"},"posted":1715702367},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796512,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796510
Neither do dogs. Dogs are friendly but do not actually like everyone.
All the weight rabbit affection holds is “you dont accidentally scare them”. I have had over 50 rabbits. They are simple animals. You do not offend them and they will sit on your lap.","attachment":null,"posted":1715702456},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796513,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Stay mad","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715702457882078.gif","filename":"bunny-head-rub-massage.gif"},"posted":1715702457},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796515,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796510
having a factually wrong opinion is in fact the definition of being delusional
so is getting offended because a dog wasnt automatically scared or angry around you. thats just mental illness.
>dogs arent REALLY affectionate because they dont start out scared of us!
holy issues. do you also dislike cats because they pester people instead of hiding or are you one of those people who only meets feline ptsd victims (also see: “i think all dogs are stinky labs and mastiffs” people)","attachment":null,"posted":1715702643},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796517,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796512
>I have had over 50 rabbits.
it's almost like you have a surface level understanding of rabbits because you have them as outdoor farm animals that you tend to twice a day and not an actual pet that you live with
>>4796515
i like both dogs and cats and have owned both, i just prefer rabbits. i think you're mentally ill over being offended over a strangers preference on the internet. Get well soon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715702803596607.webm","filename":"kancolle.webm"},"posted":1715702803},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796520,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This is your reminder not to give the lobotomized attention","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715702967190909.png","filename":"F59OeG_WQAA50Nq.png"},"posted":1715702967},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796521,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796515
>factually wrong opinion
also this is the most retarded string of words i've ever heard, i could hardly take you seriously. did you skip the lesson about what facts are and what opinions are in the 1st grade?","attachment":null,"posted":1715702980},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796525,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796521
Not him but yes, if you say "dogs are dumber and less affectionate than rabbits" with the feminine, passive loser qualifier of "BUT THATS LIKE MY OPINION MAN" you have the paradoxical "factually wrong opinion". Because it's a fact that dogs are significantly more intelligent than rabbits, to the point that it makes them harder to keep as pets when their intelligence approaches a small monkey. Affection is in the eye of the beholder but they should be equal.
Now, I have noticed that males, and only males, associated with feminine pets and pets that reward generic feminine, passive males behavior patterns tend to develop delusional levels of disdain for dogs. It's a pretty solid pattern throughout human history. It would just be funny but feminine males are still males and they tend to become dark, brooding, and passively violent. Pet poisoners and mass shooters have always been feminine males. The depressive feedback loops estrogen-laden male brains turn molehills into mountains, hence their ability to engage in mass murder over schoolyard bullying and kill all their neighbors pets because they hear 15 seconds of barking twice a day.
Maybe anon instinctively knows this and is experiencing a little bit of fear and apprehension, and they want to re-rail you before you turn into one of those people, but they're not going about it as nicely as they could because of that underlying fear that you are already a dark, brooding, and passively violent individual.","attachment":null,"posted":1715703276},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796526,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796487
Nigger you farmed animals before you have no ethical, moral, sympathetic or empathetic high ground here. Your brain is reduced to that of a paleolithic subhuman at this point. You have lost your divine internal light and you walk on the side of Cain. Go and hang a beast by its ankles to bleed it out or some other activity like that of your ilk, maybe develop a few cardiovascular diseases on the side you literally have no place in enlightened society","attachment":null,"posted":1715703340},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796528,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796525
>The depressive feedback loops estrogen-laden male brains *are excellent at creating
>>4796526
Ah thank you for supporting my point. This conflict is due to innate knowledge that the feminine male is a potential danger as they become dark and brooding and develop unhinged opinions such as this.","attachment":null,"posted":1715703395},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796529,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796525
You had a point and then went full schizo.","attachment":null,"posted":1715703420},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796530,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796525
>Now, I have noticed that males, and only males, associated with feminine pets and pets that reward generic feminine
.......? What the actual fuck are you talking about
i sound feminine because i'm a girl Lmao you actually sound schizophrenic can you please get on medication for the greater good of the world and the safety of those around you","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715703524311595.jpg","filename":"emi.jpg"},"posted":1715703524},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796531,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796525
>>4796528
Aripiprazole (Abilify), Asenapine (Saphris), Brexpiprazole (Rexulti), Cariprazine (Vraylar), Clozapine (Clozaril, Versacloz), Iloperidone (Fanapt), Lurasidone (Latuda), Olanzapine (Zyprexa), Paliperidone (Invega), Quetiapine (Seroquel), Risperidone (Risperdal), and Ziprasidone (Geodon)","attachment":null,"posted":1715703603},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796532,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796526
One: schizoid faggots like you should be jailed. If your religion doesnt come from an established church you are spiritually invalid and WILL burn in hell.
Two: i farmed them to sell pets, make fertilizer, and to shear them for angora. That means i had to spend time with them daily so they didnt attack me for gathering rabbit fur. Mass butchering animals for shitty meat like rabbit is a messy waste of time. So yes I know what rabbits are like. Do not offend your rabbit and they just sit on your lap.
I know vegans literally cry about angora but on a non industrial scale the rabbits idly eat while being sheared.","attachment":null,"posted":1715703712},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796533,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796530
>i’m a girl
Lol.
Sorry you were being wrong to try and offend, my male friend.
>dogs are dumber than rabbits
>oh wait no thats my opinion stop bully
“Rocks are lighter than air. That’s my opinion.” Jej.
Its ok to admit you were just being wrong to be provocative and mean spirited. As if a literal professional rabbit calmer doesnt automatically know more than you.","attachment":null,"posted":1715703935},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796534,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796532
You hoarded rabbits outside in hutches while coping to yourself that the dog in your dating app profile picture would get you even a single match (it never did) + You're literally the only schizo here + You take topical minoxidil","attachment":null,"posted":1715703954},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796536,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796526
meat eaters live longer. i vill pet the rabbits and eat the chickens. only an apex predator has a strong enough soul to truly have compassion and understand animals btw. thats why we can make decisions like “rabbits friends, chickens food”. clearly the rabbits would ignore us if they were larger, but the chickens are in fact small velociraptors.","attachment":null,"posted":1715704083},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796538,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796534
>delusion and emotionally damaged behavior continues
I kept managed colonies of rabbits in manicured, regularly cleanes 30 foot enclosures to minimize fur damage and vet bills. Angora rabbits need to be as docile and affectionate as possible and must be kept in good health. Especially since they were also sold as pets.","attachment":null,"posted":1715704188},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796539,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796533
lmao you're actually insisting i'm a male just because you wrongly assumed i was. are you that embarrassed to be wrong? just goes to show how much of a mouth breathing tard you are. "professional rabbit calmer" isn't a job btw, you can just say unemployed","attachment":null,"posted":1715704209},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796540,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Oh is discussing farming meat rabbits allowed itt now? Cool. What rabbit breeds work best for both near and fur farming? The all-white breeds make for boring furs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715704237},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796541,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796539
Its ok to admit you were being purposefully wrong to try and offend people because some guy insulted your pet, my AMAB friend.","attachment":null,"posted":1715704262},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796542,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796487
i have pet bunnies and have no problem admitting that bigger dogs or non-retard breeds definitely are more intelligent. very sad to see this general going into a delusional psychosis over this kek
i agree bunnies are more like cats, but better","attachment":null,"posted":1715704289},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796543,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I just love bunnies","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715704293662208.png","filename":"F7_PGadWAAMU8Eo.png"},"posted":1715704293},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796544,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796540
Both meat* and fur farming, mb.","attachment":null,"posted":1715704328},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796545,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796540
Nobody farms rabbits for meat except for third worlders. angora rabbits are just pets, but more numerous. You need to gain their trust and keep them happy and healthy, then shearing is just weird petting.
You cant do it any other way or they die from stress.","attachment":null,"posted":1715704386},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796546,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796541
sorry that my opinion that i'm entitled to OFFENDED you, but i wasn't trying to offend! and i'm not a tranny you dumb degenerate fuck i'm an actual biological female but keep coping i guess","attachment":null,"posted":1715704388},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796547,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796546
>my opinion on quantifiable facts
>”red is actually blue” is now an opinion
See I know you’re a man because women aren’t actually capable of being this dumb. Probably an alcoholic too.","attachment":null,"posted":1715704476},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796550,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796547
recounting my experiences with pets i've had and interacted with and basing my opinion off that, is an opnion, yes. i never claimed it to be a fact, that's just your delusional self
>Probably an alcoholic too.
project more, i guess you're scared to mix your meds with alcohol and that's why you're this schizo?","attachment":null,"posted":1715704583},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796552,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"drama in the bunny community","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715704620544400.jpg","filename":"GNdHMLYaQAA-9xN.jpg"},"posted":1715704620},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796554,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796540
Get french angoras or another healthier breed that can actually act like a rabbit when they’re in full coat and dont expect “livestock” you just feed and clean up after, because if you are not “one with the rabbit” calmly shearing them is impossible.","attachment":null,"posted":1715704646},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796557,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796536
Nobody claimed to be vegetarian or vegan here retard
>>4796538
Breeders for profit are unironically subhuman. You formed no real connection or bond to any of the rabbits you sold and you saw it as a job based on all of your past descriptions of the work you did. It doesn't matter how well you maintained their outside hutches or how 'manicured' you kept them, you are fundamentally and ethically worse than a regular pet owner because you have an ulterior motive for even keeping the Angora rabbits to begin with. You cannot speak on matters of love or compassion for pets when you use animals as a means. You will never understand pet owners who care for disabled, sickly, special needs, or elderly rabbits solely for the purpose of caring and loving for them. Therefore as iterated multiple times your opinion is completely irrelevant and you can actually fuck off back to the dog thread with the rest of the ugly balding furries who get brow beat whenever someone criticizes canidae in a thread which is solely dedicated to rabbits. Nobody would bring up dogs here if you retards didn't do it off hand with nobody asking","attachment":null,"posted":1715704732},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796558,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796550
The intelligence of an animal is not within the realm of opiniom, honbro. Sorry the doggy wouldnt be friends with you but i’ve bonded with enough rabbits to understand they are literally an herbivorous cat.
You even have to let them out of their house to shit all over your yard or they go a little crazy. Basically a cat.","attachment":null,"posted":1715704772},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796559,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796557
Not reading that but a quick skim reveals you are some sort of schizophrenic or new age pseudo-religious nutjob who worships animals beyond what the animals actually want and need, leading to unhealthy codependent relationships.
Calm down and do your yoga or whatever. Rabbits are still just animals, they dont know they’re making money. They just know they live in paradise or they do not. They do not get angsty and teenagerish because someone sold their fur clippings and didnt let them buy a plane ticket to see france. Maybe one day you will be intelligent and enlightened enough to really see where exploitation begins.","attachment":null,"posted":1715704965},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796560,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796552
Just sit back and watch","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715704989501677.png","filename":"F6K0D_HXcAAiV7_.png"},"posted":1715704989},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796561,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796558
>Sorry the doggy wouldnt be friends with you
my dog likes me a lot and never leaves me alone. is your only defense to assume i have problems getting along with dogs? i just find them too overbearing for my liking and don't prefer their type of affection. again, i don't hate or even dislike dogs. i've owned them my whole life as well as cats. i just prefer rabbits and find them to be more compatible with my lifestyle.","attachment":null,"posted":1715705007},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796563,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796561
Thank you for backpedaling from your provocative pseudo-factual statement
Anyways I’m going to restart farming angora next year after I finish fencing my new property. The rabbits will be treated like pets. And they WILL be happy.","attachment":null,"posted":1715705096},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796565,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796560
You cannot even enjoy your favorite animal type without the presence of trannies. Is there really no escape from those things? No wonder they are so hated.","attachment":null,"posted":1715705113},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796559
>Not reading that but a quick skim reveals
Glad to know I never was talking to someone who wants to be intellectually or conversationally honest. Waste of time to interact with a Hamilton-Norwood scale example to this degree","attachment":null,"posted":1715705180},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796568,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796563
i clarified what i said the first time like 5 posts ago but you clearly lack reading comprehension.","attachment":null,"posted":1715705225},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796566
>noooo engage my pseudo spiritual nutjob bullshit about soul energy cain hylic bla bla bla
Animals do not care about your angsty pseud ramblings dude. They just want to be happy and have friends.","attachment":null,"posted":1715705342},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796579,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796557
the ego on this schizo. totally disconnected from reality.","attachment":null,"posted":1715705840},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796585,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796545
>>4796554
I'm not talking about shearing them. I mean pelts.
Argente rabbits look good for that. But it's difficult to find breeders in my country, let alone breeders who are willing to sell to someone looking to keep and breed for meat and furs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715706402},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796586,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796557
based as fuck own that fraud","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715706446112572.jpg","filename":"claire.jpg"},"posted":1715706446},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796587,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796542
>i agree bunnies are more like cats, but better
But you can't just leave bunnies out and free
Cat:
>Let them roam wherever they want in the house
>Just chill at your computer and they'll come and nuzzle up with you when they want
Bunny:
>Noooooo you have to create a special room / cage specifically for bunjoyment
>Can't let them roam, must be away from your computer and supervise 100%, and every area must be completely chew-proofed (unlike cats, you can't train them out of chewing shit)","attachment":null,"posted":1715706449},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796588,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796587
>But you can't just leave bunnies out and free
free roam rabbits are a thing","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715706571917990.jpg","filename":"mei.jpg"},"posted":1715706571},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796591,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796586
Sad samefag. No one agrees with your schizo nonsense.
>>4796587
You cant just leave cats out free either. 2-4 year lifespan for outdoor cats lol, not very good for a “predator”. Wild rabbits live 1-2.
So actually rabbits and cats have similar care requirements, and rabbits are just better cats.","attachment":null,"posted":1715706661},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796592,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796571
Do you know what Christianity is or maybe the Bible? Those remarks were quite literally jokes either way. I think you're a little too anti-religious atheist for this website, you might want to try Reddit instead. Perfect place for heckin wholesome pupper owners like yourself Nigger","attachment":null,"posted":1715706770},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796593,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796587
>cats dont need catproofed ho-
>*steps in vomit*
>shit
>hey why is my couch ruined
>whats that smell
>shit.
>cat in the other room: i cant wait to find out what the center of this long black snake tastes like. oh boy, its orange! better keep chewiiiiIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZT
really similar to a rabbit desu.","attachment":null,"posted":1715706796},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796594,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"anytime this thread is actually active you know something dumb's going on","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715706826292090.jpg","filename":"142359.jpg"},"posted":1715706826},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796595,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796592
Whats that sonny i dont speak redditor. You seem to be an expert on your home website. Maybe you’d make more friends there?","attachment":null,"posted":1715706859},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796597,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796594
what is this dall-e shit","attachment":null,"posted":1715706912},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796598,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796591
you are quite literally the only schizo in the thread with your freakish "dark brooding feminine male" school shooter manifesto post. seek help honestly and truly because it is out there","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715706922884145.jpg","filename":"sakura.jpg"},"posted":1715706922},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796600,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"why are dogfags like this? can't they just stick to fighting catfags?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715706985418499.png","filename":"1714664979680572.png"},"posted":1715706985},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796601,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796598
That wasnt me now cool it with your weird ramblings about how selling rabbit pups and fur clippings magically turns a good pet owner into satan schizzy boy","attachment":null,"posted":1715707014},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796602,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796595
No nigger there's no amount of 'no u' that will get you out of your retard corner. I hope you can find a way to not commit suicide in your twenties but the chances are slim","attachment":null,"posted":1715707025},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796603,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I have boiled 7 dogs alive and shot and killed 38. The female dog-fucking redditor (you just know) seething in this thread can do nothing about it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715707055},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796604,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796601
>That wasnt me
oh did the meds finally kick in? you realize you're talking to more than one person right?","attachment":null,"posted":1715707111},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796605,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796603
Korean spotted?","attachment":null,"posted":1715707123},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796606,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796603
Dogs truly are the nigger of the animal world","attachment":null,"posted":1715707137},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796607,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796603
holy based! thank you for your service","attachment":null,"posted":1715707156},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796608,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796604
Nope, just a man who doesn't like getting his chickens mutilated. Dog owners, keep your dog off my property lest they become a rekt video sold to pay for chicken feed.","attachment":null,"posted":1715707244},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796609,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796606
despite making up 44% of household pets...","attachment":null,"posted":1715707250},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796610,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Despite making up only 44% of all pets...
https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/dog-attack-statistics-breed/
https://www.edgarsnyder.com/resources/dog-bite-statistics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/72/wr/mm7236a6.htm","attachment":null,"posted":1715707271},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796611,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796600
>i just wanted to hate dogs and call them stupid and the stupidest and not in possession of real feelings why do dog owners also have rabbits ugh i wasnt supposed to be btfo this hard this isnt how console wars work idort ugggggh
Because there’s a dog-rabbit alliance
Dogs are high iq high maintenance high fun
Rabbits are low iq low maintenance high comfort
The perfect compliment","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715707329019081.jpg","filename":"IMG_9668.jpg"},"posted":1715707329},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796612,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796611
>Dogs are high iq
hahahaha","attachment":null,"posted":1715707383},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796613,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796611
mouthbreathing video game incel can't go fifteen seconds without referencing some gamer shit for no reason","attachment":null,"posted":1715707389},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796614,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796593
Cats don’t actually do the last part
>>4796594
>this thread is actually active
That hasn’t been the case for months so it’s surprising","attachment":null,"posted":1715707444},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796616,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796610
>>4796609
>>4796608
>>4796607
>>4796606
>>4796605
>>4796604
>>4796603
Raid vibes.
Is there a discord or does this guys proxy rotate really fast?
Sorry dogchads, /bun/ is not actually this reddit. Its some falseflagging redditor who came here just to make the OG dog hate comment. Redditors literally can not help themselves. They even have entire forums on reddit dedicated to dog hate and they’ve been raiding /an/ on and off for some time.
“Dangerous brooding bitch boys” schizo was right - but about redditors, not rabbits.","attachment":null,"posted":1715707530},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796617,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796614
cats can chew wires out of boredom or if they have pica","attachment":null,"posted":1715707531},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796618,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796616
hmmm schizo theory vibes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715707615995745.png","filename":"Screenshot_4.png"},"posted":1715707615},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796619,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796612
Dogs are the most intelligent domesticated animal. German shepherds exceed some parrots and monkeys in intelligence.
That’s why we can have dogs that dont eat rabbits. It is Very convenient.
Please ignore the r/dogfree tranny begging his discord friends to raid itt. A shitstorm of thematic posts spaced 10 seconds apart each isnt organic activity.","attachment":null,"posted":1715707661},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796620,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796616
I would think the “raiding” party is the one coming here to defend dogs","attachment":null,"posted":1715707662},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796621,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796616
>hating loud annoying ADHD retards that jump you the first chance they can and want to tonguefuck your face with their slimy tongue is reddit now
go away, dogcel","attachment":null,"posted":1715707666},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796622,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796616
>Nuh uh! N-nobody can dislike dogs! It's impossible why doesn't everyone want to be /r/HeckinWholesomePuppers like me? Noooo!!!
Politely end your delusions with prompt prescription medicine from your local psychiatrist","attachment":null,"posted":1715707669},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796623,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796618
Yes you have telegram/discoed buddies very organic
>>4796620
>we hate dogs here!
No, we dont redditor. Please call your chatroom buddies off now we post about rabbits here not surges of spam from r/dogfrees pasta pot","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715707810948372.jpg","filename":"IMG_9669.jpg"},"posted":1715707810},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796626,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796621
>dogcel
vocab check
yeah we’re being raided again","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715707899398917.jpg","filename":"IMG_9670.jpg"},"posted":1715707899},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796627,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796623
Not everyone is terminally online with their only interactions being on Discord servers and Telegram retard. Go wait for a ping sound for hours elsewhere","attachment":null,"posted":1715707922},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796628,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796623
I don’t even hate dogs retard but this whole “YOU NEED TO LIKE THE HECKIN PUPPERINOS!!!!” retardation is dumb you don’t get to just jump in threads and shit up the place because someone suggested dogs might not be the greatest thing ever","attachment":null,"posted":1715707939},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796629,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796623
>>4796626
>IMG_
Kill yourself phone posting male iPhone haver","attachment":null,"posted":1715708017},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796631,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796628
this, I don't give a shit about discussing dogs in the bunny thread","attachment":null,"posted":1715708061},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796634,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796629
>>4796627
>>4796628
Veeeery organic.
So there are 2-3 raiders still active? Whats with tourists and having these spastic meltdowns if someone simply does not hate dogs? I like dogs and rabbits. Cope harder.","attachment":null,"posted":1715708121},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796638,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796616
>falseflagging
I seriously hate this word its unreal. None of you are better than the mentally ill political activists using words such as "problematic". I really don't mind if jannies actually end up nuking this thread because of the discord tranny shitting up the place.","attachment":null,"posted":1715708270},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796639,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796628
>where it started: rabbits are smarter than dogs
>how its going: its just preference but i and my chatroom buddies had to run a short raid stop posting facts
Dog-Bun alliance is happening whether you like it or not","attachment":null,"posted":1715708316},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796642,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796623
>>4796634
>>4796639
>more than one person can't make posts i disagree with... you must be orchestrating this! this is a RAID!
schizo theory continues
not a raid. the majority here doesn't care to read about other animals in the rabbit thread and you're the one that shat up the thread over it","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715708405437954.webm","filename":"greeny.webm"},"posted":1715708405},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796646,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I will be going into the bunker until the retards are gone","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715708594041774.png","filename":"F5QGsMhWwAAJiVr.png"},"posted":1715708594},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796651,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796626
Every. Fucking. Time.
Actual 4channer here, not a discord raider from r/dogfree
FACT:
Dogs are smarter than rabbits. That's not a good thing for everybody! Smarter pets make more sophisticated decisions. They can be harder to understand. Smarter pets need more stimulation. They can be harder to care for.
FACT:
Dogs are not more or less affectionate than rabbits. They are more confident and gregarious with strangers but each animal requires that you earn their true affection.
FACT:
Dogs and rabbits can be friends.
FACT:
Both dogs and rabbits are good pets.
>>4796642
>oh shit they know
>its not a raid ITS NOT A RAID SHUT UP!!!!
God forbid someone NOT hate dogs here, right reddit?
FACT:
ALL dog hate on /an/ is inorganic cross-site shitposting from r/dogfree.
ALL cat hate on /an/ is inorganic cross-site shitposting from r/traaaaans
Do not engage with dog haters. Do not engage with cat haters. They are psychotic redditors.
Now get the FUCK out of our thread, redditor. We don't hate dogs here.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715708721751305.jpg","filename":"monkesee.jpg"},"posted":1715708721},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796655,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796651
>Now get the FUCK out of our thread, redditor.
i'm the literal OP of these threads, dumb fuck.
nowhere in my post did i say i hate dogs, i said no one cares about the dogposting in the RABBIT thread and this was so wildly offensive to you that you took this to be "DOG HATE". wanting the thread to stay on topic and not derail is not people hating dogs. are you really this much of a snowflake?
you're the one that doesn't belong here because you sperg out like a retard when regular posters here want the rabbit thread to be about RABBITS, which is what i made it for.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715709069008288.webm","filename":"shippo.webm"},"posted":1715709069},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796656,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796651
It's actually bugguy
You would have known if you saw the comments about "males". Those are bugguy. One of his tics is, despite being a 40 year old man, he hates men, and says "males" a lot. He'll go off on essay length rambles about how all men are retarded psychopaths if you give him a little leeway.
The original "dogs are dumber than rabbits and dont really love you" post was probably also bugguy. It's not an organized reddit raid, it's a guy with 3-4 different web browsers, a smartproxy subscription, and a couple of phones who has been doing this for ages. He's been doing this to the pet generals lately instead of making dino threads.","attachment":null,"posted":1715709084},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796662,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796655
We can read the thread
Sorry dogs existing hurts your feelings because you’re some sort of schizo but most of us like both here","attachment":null,"posted":1715709350},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796664,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796655
>i'm the literal OP of these threads, dumb fuck.
this was an extremely very dumb thing to announce
w*men just can't help themselves can they?
are you going put on a name/trip next?
stop fueling drama, i still remember last time you pulled out the i'm a woman etc etc card to "help" your argument and it was distasteful","attachment":null,"posted":1715709470},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796667,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796664
Are you retarded? The only reason gender was brought up was because the original dark feminine male schizo kept saying shit about school shooting estrogenized males or some garbage like that","attachment":null,"posted":1715709636},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796669,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796664
they’re not op its just one of our many schizos offended by people not hating dogs/cats
the same personality type has a meltdown if you say you have a cat and your house isnt dirty","attachment":null,"posted":1715709659},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796673,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796591
I meant leave cats out free within your house.
>>4796593
Cats are easily trained. Skill issue.
Rabbits can be trained to a degree, but you CANNOT train the chewinstinct out of them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715709776},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796674,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"So uhhh, how about them bunners?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715709841949327.jpg","filename":"20231127_142120.jpg"},"posted":1715709841},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796675,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796673
Lots of animals chew on things. Besides originally it was about rabbits with a backyard safety enclosure with snter being allowed daytime roaming, not rabbits locked in a building. Rabbits actually do way better outside.","attachment":null,"posted":1715709908},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796678,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796675
>snter
>shelter
What the fuck kind of typo","attachment":null,"posted":1715709969},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796679,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796662
yeah you're actually retarded and incapable of reading what i write, but i'm the schizo. i give up trying to reason with you
>>4796664
>this was an extremely very dumb thing to announce
dumb to announce that i'm the one that made the thread when told to "leave our thread"? Sure
>w*men just can't help themselves can they?
....from saying i made the thread?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715710003633269.webm","filename":"bun tail.webm"},"posted":1715710003},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796684,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796679
we like both dogs and rabbits here so maybe dont get butthurt because dumb statements like “dogs are dumber and less affectionate” and “dog affection holds less weight” as if you arent the one who started directly insulting our other pets when you should have just told >>4796297 to go back to /v/","attachment":null,"posted":1715710177},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796687,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796679
>....from saying i made the thread?
Oh don't be disingenuous, you would be smart enough to not announce what is between your legs to that schizo but no, seems like attention whoring is what your kind loves to do.","attachment":null,"posted":1715710254},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796694,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796687
No its your fault xhe had to toggle xher proxies and rally the discord pedos to dump copypasta after losing their dumb argument about
>*checks*
Dogs and rabbits both being good pets? How’s that contentious?","attachment":null,"posted":1715710467},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796695,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796675
>Lots of animals chew on things.
Deflection from the point that cats can be easily trained out of it, while rabbits cannot.
>rabbits outside
I don't care, nobody is talking about that. Multiple anons here find that actually their buns don't even like being outside to begin with.
Point is, if your goal is an inside pet, rabbits take so much more work and coddling and supervision that it isn't even funny.","attachment":null,"posted":1715710494},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796696,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796687
When the incel gets a little misogynistic for no reason in the rabbit thread. Sorry you're this old without a girlfriend bro things will turn out OK","attachment":null,"posted":1715710499},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796699,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796696
>I am being threatened, I will deny you access to my holes you incel chud!
Like pottery","attachment":null,"posted":1715710616},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796702,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796695
Cats “easy training” consists of borderline abusive hot sauce application. You’ll find we’d rather not torture our rabbits here and prefer cable shields to carolina reaper. So do better cat owners than yourself.
Just because predators can cope with pain better doesnt mean its ok","attachment":null,"posted":1715710694},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796708,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796684
i like dogs, as i've said multiple times. i just like rabbits more. it's my opinion but you act as if i killed your dog. the person i replied to is also allowed an opinion, i simply shared my experience. you chose to take this as an insult.
>>4796687
saying i'm a woman to the guy basing his entire argument on me being a "feminine male" in a schizo rant is not attention whoring. just like how i wouldn't be bothered by you saying you're a man to a guy calling you a female, you shouldn't be either. women are allowed to simply exist. you kind of sound like an incel for this.
>>4796699
oh ok, confirmed","attachment":null,"posted":1715710992},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796717,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796702
That's the best you got? Your post is dripping with cope.","attachment":null,"posted":1715711227},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796719,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796708
You seem confused because the person we dont like is some redditor posting dumb shit about how dogs are dumb and evil because pitbulls and abused german shepherds exist","attachment":null,"posted":1715711282},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796723,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"post bunes you retard niggers, can't escape this retard internet social balkanization gibberish even on a fucking thread about rabbits","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715711475435182.jpg","filename":"4c0d56b528a8f28c6306cecf36de3774.jpg"},"posted":1715711475},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796725,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796702
>Actually you're right, so here's this other sidetopic I need to deflect to now
ok, lol?
Antichew spray is usually bitter apple, not abusive or painful, they just don't like the taste. Also cats can be easily trained without that stuff anyway, completely negating your 60 IQ response","attachment":null,"posted":1715711564},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796667
you don't have to respond to schizos and make this a warzone like other generals
she has been combative on other unrelated occasions and brought it up at least once before. deeply annoying but didn't bring myself to reply
>>4796679
it's a form of attention whoring and extremely destructive. now whatever schizo will know who is who and start arguments in the future
>>4796684
>when you should have just told >>4796297 to go back to /v/
agree with this sentiment
>>4796708
are you being incredibly stupid and naive or are you disingenuous?
this thread is going down now because you value being argumentative and destructive for its own sake over keeping the bunny thread wholesome and about bunnies. ENJOY having this place riddled schizos the next x threads. fucking hell","attachment":null,"posted":1715711733},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796734,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"it is the cutest when they are the most defenseless and i like when they can relax nicely","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715711764886349.jpg","filename":"guh.jpg"},"posted":1715711764},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796736,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I miss my rabbit, he was very friendly","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715711922237090.gif","filename":"1713419927826829.gif"},"posted":1715711922},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796737,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796731
mucho texto sounds like you need to move on","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715711930091254.jpg","filename":"tail.jpg"},"posted":1715711930},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796739,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796708
>just like how i wouldn't be bothered by you saying you're a man to a guy calling you a female, you shouldn't be either.
Yeah, only difference is that I wouldn't make a big deal about it by giving the redditor the answer he wants. You know better than that but you are in denial and prefer playing as the victim.
>women are allowed to simply exist
>you kind of sound like an incel for this
And this is why no one takes women seriously. You talk as you are in behalf of all women and anyone calling you out makes you sound like all women are being attacked, and relying only in name calling without refuting is what a child does.
At this point, I don't feel bad about the thread being raided and being hit to the bump limit with pointless posts. Hope all of you are happy by feeding the raider troll.","attachment":null,"posted":1715711983},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796744,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796739
>this is why no one takes women seriously
nah that's just you incel
>You talk as you are in behalf of all women
like what you're doing now for men?
hypocritical incel tears wah wah wah","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715712130868868.webm","filename":"hime.webm"},"posted":1715712130},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796749,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Bunosaurs HAD FEATHERS!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715712246746507.jpg","filename":"IMG_9671.jpg"},"posted":1715712246},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796751,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796744
>no u haha you are projecting incel
I accept your concession","attachment":null,"posted":1715712290},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796754,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715712590941921.webm","filename":"root.webm"},"posted":1715712590},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796755,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796723","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715712671238813.jpg","filename":"20240514_001651.jpg"},"posted":1715712671},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796756,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715712677883985.jpg","filename":"@akipcs.jpg"},"posted":1715712677},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796758,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715712766971641.jpg","filename":"@berryjyo007.jpg"},"posted":1715712766},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796763,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"He loves his water fountain","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715712857524862.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240514-144541_Gallery.jpg"},"posted":1715712857},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796764,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793570
That four-eyed Scottish bastard!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715712859670550.jpg","filename":"peter-cotton-tail-tank-killer.jpg"},"posted":1715712859},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796765,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l00IGAehvq8
https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/living/video/husky-hilariously-thinks-shes-bunnies-88897110
what did they mean by this?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715712885982499.jpg","filename":"um8r39rjv03a1.jpg"},"posted":1715712885},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796766,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796765
>zelda music
>named his dog Gohan
Nope. Closed the video. cringing too much","attachment":null,"posted":1715712962},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796767,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793092
What country? I know Australia is famous for intentionally spreading rabbit diseases to eradicate their invasive population, but I've never heard of vaccinating bunnies in the U.S.","attachment":null,"posted":1715712967},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796768,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715713064033838.jpg","filename":"kiitan.jpg"},"posted":1715713064},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796769,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796765
>Zelda music
>Named his dog gohan
Watched the whole thing twice. Based beyond belief.
>>4796651
I think the flood of dog hate spam from the tranny is funny because one of the perennial topics of /dog/ (before the tranny systematically killed the general) used to be getting dogs to be friends with rabbits","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715713201667635.jpg","filename":"BASED.jpg"},"posted":1715713201},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796770,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796536
>clearly the rabbits would ignore us if they were larger
I disagree, they would fuck us to death. I for one welcome our new rabbit snu-snu overlords and would like to remind them that 4chan shitposters can be highly useful in confusing the enemy.","attachment":null,"posted":1715713211},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796772,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715713333566191.jpg","filename":"shari.jpg"},"posted":1715713333},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796774,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715713421216326.jpg","filename":"chai and mocha.jpg"},"posted":1715713421},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796776,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Torpedo mode in the bunny taco","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715713463197185.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240514-145923_Gallery.jpg"},"posted":1715713463},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796787,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I just wish rabbits liked to be pet. That's my only hangup, I have the urge to pet. Not ferociously pet like you would a dog, but at least a little bit wildly. With buns it seems like anything more than a brief light caress is no-go.","attachment":null,"posted":1715714544},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796794,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796787
depends on the babbit","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715715355429463.jpg","filename":"chai.jpg"},"posted":1715715355},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796796,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715715463118325.jpg","filename":"goma.jpg"},"posted":1715715463},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796798,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796755
thank you","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715715611158883.jpg","filename":"comfe.jpg"},"posted":1715715611},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796815,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796796
cute","attachment":null,"posted":1715716602},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796835,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796639
Meds - pronto.
>>4796646
Aww what a cutie","attachment":null,"posted":1715717837},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796838,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796835
/Dog-bun/ alliance already happened and there's ruffin you can do rabbout it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715718086391280.jpg","filename":"7a77d23e87e3376534a9f9ca4f767123--yards-galleries.jpg"},"posted":1715718086},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796839,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796646","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715718147542584.webm","filename":"BUNker.webm"},"posted":1715718147},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796841,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796838
Didn’t ask kill yourself promptly (and painfully) so the thread can return to normalcy no more (You)s now","attachment":null,"posted":1715718267},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796843,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796838
Get outta here!!!!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715718413245459.webm","filename":"1701212476829627.webm"},"posted":1715718413},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796838
You two are going to have a hard time explaining this thing.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715718943849851.jpg","filename":"2d0dd78dabe791f0cbd0dc24f8e75e07.jpg"},"posted":1715718943},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796863,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"If you love dogs, you can't love rabbits
they are enemies
end of story","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715720064349943.jpg","filename":"03f67dd58110489b9c3463d1904a70a9.jpg"},"posted":1715720064},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796865,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795168
Update: Exposure therapy isn't working. Many thumps were heard in the attempt. However, it has only been 2 days. I just hope that this fear isn't too much for them to overcome.","attachment":null,"posted":1715720168},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796880,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796877
Like, all day? I guess I'm worried that it's too much all at once. They're new to my home, and I'm new to caring for rabbits. They'd been doing so well with their eating and litterbox usage too even from the first hour they moved in, and I don't want to undo any of that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715721570},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796927,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796530
"Medication" literally poisons everyone around you by infecting the water supply. Medication is for weak retards who can't deal with the fact that life is hard. Prescription pills are just hard drugs, might as well do crack.
>>4796560
Haha, he is a Bunnana.","attachment":null,"posted":1715727885},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796929,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796280
Hi Baba","attachment":null,"posted":1715728075},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796931,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796927
I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!!!!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715728859505933.webm","filename":"2 pyon.webm"},"posted":1715728859},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796938,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796863
Factually speaking, more rabbits are killed by humans than by dogs. Total and per capita. Humans have even created rabbit WMDs (a dog would never). There are really sweet dogs that will not kill a rabbit even when starving by their very nature because they just don't know how to kill, the instinctive ability was lost ages ago, but every human should be assumed to be dangerous. Humans are cat tier and kill rabbits just for fun or because rabbits existing pisses them off for some reason.
So for the rabbits safety, I really hope everyone here is a dog.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715729913069574.jpg","filename":"me.jpg"},"posted":1715729913},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796946,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796938
i am a fellow golden retriever","attachment":null,"posted":1715731604},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4796947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796931
sad but true facts…","attachment":null,"posted":1715732029},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797020,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Saw this little guy on a walk after work today","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715740946165393.jpg","filename":"1000048381.jpg"},"posted":1715740946},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797039,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This is the shittiest state I've ever seen /bun/ be in.","attachment":null,"posted":1715744783},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797044,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Shit like this >>4796865 is why rabbits suck.
I have never heard anything so limpdicked in my life. Seriously, a mere ceiling fan is too much for these fucks?","attachment":null,"posted":1715745695},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797048,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797039
yeah it's sad, this was one of the few good threads left on /an/ for a good while but i guess not even the power of bunnies can keep the hordes of console-warring shitposters at bay forever :c
i saw a toadline meme on /vp/ today, no wonder this board has gone so far downhill so quickly","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715746308896698.webm","filename":"05103.webm"},"posted":1715746308},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797064,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797044
I witnessed a dog jump from a 7th story balcony because he saw a rubber duck and got scared","attachment":null,"posted":1715748422},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797065,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"So, one thing that's confusing as a new bunny owner is knowing if I'm getting their daily amounts of leafy greens right. The commonly spread guideline of "X cups of packed greens per X pounds of bun" means absolutely nothing to me. Volume is a dogshit measurement, ESPECIALLY for solids.","attachment":null,"posted":1715748580},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797066,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796679
That webm confuses me. How do rabbits sit like this? It looks so uncomfortable. Are the legs just made so that this is comfy for them?","attachment":null,"posted":1715748581},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797070,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797066
When their feet are like that, they're only halfway to comfortable. They want to relax but something in their presence is making them also want to be ready to run. That's why it's such a positive sign when rabbits are willing to kick their feet all the way out or flop to one side. Any time they don't have all 4 on the floor means they trust their surroundings and (You).","attachment":null,"posted":1715748842},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797075,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797064
>dogs and larping out of nowhere
why do we have catfags in /bun/ go back to /kot/ and scoop your litterbox you toxic white male","attachment":null,"posted":1715749724},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797077,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797065
just set them on some grass for a few hours","attachment":null,"posted":1715749785},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797180,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797064
good riddance","attachment":null,"posted":1715772336},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797187,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797039
>This is the shittiest state I've ever seen /bun/ be in
These are dark days indeed. But even now, there are stalwart posters who are preserving the light. /bun/ will endure.
>>4797020
>>4796796
>>4796776
>>4796768
>>4796763
>>4796754
>>4796723
>>4796674","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715773198600657.jpg","filename":"IMG_20200601_183747~2.jpg"},"posted":1715773198},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797190,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790646
>please don't derail with off topic posts or negativity.
Take your own advice OP.","attachment":null,"posted":1715773920},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797195,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797077
I don't have a lawn","attachment":null,"posted":1715774703},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797200,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797195
Do that thing that the guineapig man on the tiktoks do where he just grows a slab of barley sprouts and lets his guineapigs have at it. That'll work.","attachment":null,"posted":1715775620},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797205,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797200
As fun as that sounds, I don't think I'll be doing that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715776141},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715776370227819.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240107-000446_Gallery.jpg"},"posted":1715776370},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797421,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It has become routine giving all 8 babies milk 2 times every day so the mom can relax more.
Morning and evening feeding is split into 2 with about 7 or 15 minutes rest so the first half of the milk can begin being digested before they get the rest.
I make the milk concentrated so it is nice and tasty like cream.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715798900960781.jpg","filename":"20240515_203159.jpg"},"posted":1715798900},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797425,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796938
We are all dogs here
Foxes, wolves, coyotes, felines, and humans not welcome. Orangutans ok.","attachment":null,"posted":1715799215},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797207
He craves the flesh","attachment":null,"posted":1715800244},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797453,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Shitty internet grudges are temporary. Miffy is eternal.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715801092654845.jpg","filename":"20231212_204416.jpg"},"posted":1715801092},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797579,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792675
square shaped...","attachment":null,"posted":1715809954},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797677,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715818644624288.jpg","filename":"GNlz2jUa8AAnl6d.jpg"},"posted":1715818644},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797694,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"rabbit touch map
head: "i love it!"
ears: "i don't like it..."
stomach: "it depends on the person!"
hands: "don't touch!"
neck or under chin: "i love it!"
butt: "don't get carried away!"
feet: "never touch it!!!"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715819915949895.jpg","filename":"mikan.jpg"},"posted":1715819915},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797703,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715820447815338.webm","filename":"fuu suu.webm"},"posted":1715820447},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797757,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797694
So few places to pet, and even then, most buns err on the side of nopet. Really depresses me.","attachment":null,"posted":1715824507},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797763,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797421","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715824816264443.jpg","filename":"1715798900960781.jpg"},"posted":1715824816},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797827,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797075
>feeling this attacked
trannoid spotted go back and talk about putting spiked prong collars on your dog retard","attachment":null,"posted":1715832133},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797829,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797039
Raids from other insecure generals will tend to do that
>>4797048
> i saw a toadline meme on /vp/ today
I didn’t know people use that","attachment":null,"posted":1715832295},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797830,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797064
based","attachment":null,"posted":1715832372},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797846,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797827
look at you shrink back - you've been found out","attachment":null,"posted":1715834598},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797866,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797846
project harder queer go back","attachment":null,"posted":1715836349},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"thoughts on this pressing matter?
<-","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715839093498521.jpg","filename":"4D566416-5CFD-45BC-A99F-A41A6D4611F3.jpg"},"posted":1715839093},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4797908,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I used to love having pet rabbits, until they made me realize how much they hate being a pet in a cage by chewing on it constantly because itself understood being outside in its’ larger cage was better and everything I was doing generally made it less happy to be alive :/","attachment":null,"posted":1715842368},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798083,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797890
my thoughts say I should press my hand on the bnuuy and pet","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715873832956045.jpg","filename":"Eo6iIDvXMAEs1Tl.jpg"},"posted":1715873832},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798103,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797908
Angorachad who kept them in his backyard was right. Animals dont want us to care, they want to live the lives they were born to and be comfortable. Being loved in a cage means nothing to an animal bred to live in fields and bushes.
>>4797866
Not him but dogs are good pets and most dog owners treat them kindly. For every prong collar yanking beta male desperately trying to create his sense of importance and masculinity, there are 50 people who keep rabbits in 2'x2' cages until they're big enough to eat and sell, and they do not treat them nicely. If they die of heart attacks while being handled they just eat that one. And unlike the dog issue you cant avoid these people on a breed bias basis because no rabbit is safe. They were all created to be used as disposable livestock.
Maybe rabbit people should actually take some lessons from dog people and this animosity you're trying to create between rabbit people and dog people arises from jealousy? Like no country is ever going to enact a rabbit meat ban. Food self sufficiency folks would be on that and if it went through courthouses would burn.","attachment":null,"posted":1715876559},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798111,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Don't care, post bunnies.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715877969905789.jpg","filename":"GNqmg22aIAAvyH7.jpg"},"posted":1715877969},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798113,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798111
bnuy (plural)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715878115917986.jpg","filename":"1697389376902609.jpg"},"posted":1715878115},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798116,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"they are in love","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715878314394019.webm","filename":"lapuchoby.webm"},"posted":1715878314},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798227,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798103
>this animosity you're trying to create between rabbit people and dog people
>he says pouring more fuel on the fire
what’s done is done buddy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715887208276164.png","filename":"IMG_1645.png"},"posted":1715887208},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798303,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797677
This rabbit looks very friendly
I desire to pet it","attachment":null,"posted":1715892768},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798460,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Foul beast","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715906395171625.jpg","filename":"GNrWxSUbQAAl6ac.jpg"},"posted":1715906395},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798462,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798227
most of us are also dog people here","attachment":null,"posted":1715906936},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798476,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798111","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715908365850151.jpg","filename":"img_1_1702428580986.jpg"},"posted":1715908365},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798524,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798460","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715914146211507.jpg","filename":"cursed.jpg"},"posted":1715914146},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798787,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798524
What the fuck uncurse him now","attachment":null,"posted":1715949740},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798789,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798113
i bought my bunny a lil toy and all she does is kill it or hump it","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715949933041509.gif","filename":"1587728492587.gif"},"posted":1715949933},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798792,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798111","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715950181926892.jpg","filename":"bunnyonions.jpg"},"posted":1715950181},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798860,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798476
Useful guide! Thank you!
Have a Hotot","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715956398041326.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1715956398},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798982,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"think about this","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715970435133480.jpg","filename":"babies.jpg"},"posted":1715970435},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4798983,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"all ears","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715970571481159.jpg","filename":"ears.jpg"},"posted":1715970571},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799006,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You bunny faggots ever read the manga Cat Shit One?","attachment":null,"posted":1715971524},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799079,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798983
>heard u were talkin shit","attachment":null,"posted":1715977056},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799131,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799006
No but I’m kind of curious","attachment":null,"posted":1715981172},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799463,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715997942987275.jpg","filename":"GN0W7zqWEAAns8R.jpg"},"posted":1715997942},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799468,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715998907456427.jpg","filename":"1687454.jpg"},"posted":1715998907},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799520,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Carnivore","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716005843101454.webm","filename":"20240518_001235.webm"},"posted":1716005843},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791063
oh my god they look like theyre made of the softest material known to man","attachment":null,"posted":1716014709},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799565,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796498
"Our" thread
cringe
4chan is open for literally everyone and you dont get to gatekeep, loser.","attachment":null,"posted":1716015104},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798792
bunion","attachment":null,"posted":1716016185},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799575,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799564
They look like this now.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716017565982185.jpg","filename":"20240518_090116.jpg"},"posted":1716017565},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799636,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799575
simply adorable","attachment":null,"posted":1716026799},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799663,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799565
>oof. You just did a board culture, my dude. Yikes and cringe.","attachment":null,"posted":1716032565},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799679,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799575
oh my goodness gracious","attachment":null,"posted":1716035328},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799755,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799575
!! They grow up so fast! Have you picked names for them?","attachment":null,"posted":1716043925},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799756,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I started using 2 layer litter boxes.
Straw - perforated tray - wood pellets - urine catching tray.
The straw still gets wet, but I think it helps somewhat.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716044099951471.jpg","filename":"20240518_163511_copy_432x979.jpg"},"posted":1716044099},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799767,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799756
>plastic tray
That looks good, but do you not have a pic related problem?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716044976658449.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240518_100850_Photos.jpg"},"posted":1716044976},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799790,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799767
I don't think they will ingest synthetic materials. They get normal rabbit food.
Standard rabbit pellets, dandelion, long fresh grass cut with a scythe, hay, straw, carrots, pears.
Mother has access to extra wheat.
Babies are fed extra cat milk.
They live in a space where they are allowed to destroy anything they wish, so far the only thing that got obliterated was some Styrofoam.","attachment":null,"posted":1716047082},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799810,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are bunnies deformed cats, or vice versa? Similar aura.","attachment":null,"posted":1716049326},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799919,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Rabberts","attachment":null,"posted":1716059063},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799967,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716063959996072.webm","filename":"1716063854291729.webm"},"posted":1716063959},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4799985,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799967","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716067814373488.webm","filename":"1703946962874692.webm"},"posted":1716067814},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4800005,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Getting one (1) and only one (1) bunny.","attachment":null,"posted":1716070740},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4800008,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716071032037719.png","filename":"heckinbunnerino.png"},"posted":1716071032},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4800009,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800008
What is this bunjak reacting to?","attachment":null,"posted":1716071333},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4800018,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799575
holy fucking shit","attachment":null,"posted":1716072042},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4800065,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800008
>>4800009
>don't ask questions: just consume carrot and then get excited for next carrot","attachment":null,"posted":1716076068},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4800100,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A small potato has fallen asleep in front of me","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716079360829721.jpg","filename":"IMG_2047.jpg"},"posted":1716079360},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4800118,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I think I'm ready to give up on trying to get my buns used to the ceiling fan. It is hereby a static decorative piece for the next few years. Been trying to give them exposure to it and show them it's business as usual, but they hardly eat when it's running. They'll live and so will I, but I have to pray that my standing fan's motor doesn't start a fire now.
I hate summer so much bros. At least temperature management in winter is easy.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716080742543733.jpg","filename":"20230211_062417.jpg"},"posted":1716080742},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4800450,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799755
>Have you picked names for them?
So far only the 2 white ones in the picture.
They are named Vinter and Sallander.","attachment":null,"posted":1716131758},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4800979,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716169420603588.jpg","filename":"GN7CD1lbkAAnC_2.jpg"},"posted":1716169420},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4801131,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800979
very cute!","attachment":null,"posted":1716183409},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4801349,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"someone decode","attachment":null,"posted":1716217344},{"board":"an","thread":4790646,"pid":4801362,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801361
>>4801361
>>4801361
new","attachment":null,"posted":1716218233}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790736,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Horse General
May Edition
>>4777567 - Previous Thread","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715031938330726.jpg","filename":"1714954203924663.jpg"},"posted":1715031938},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790745,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A Neigh in May","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715032450297446.gif","filename":"1421935790930.gif"},"posted":1715032450},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790746,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715032476671328.jpg","filename":"ZomboMeme 05052024010821.jpg"},"posted":1715032476},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790751,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790746
There's less of a chance of being related to the mare horse.","attachment":null,"posted":1715032710},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790818,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790746
certainly not to one of these designer breeder deformities","attachment":null,"posted":1715038979},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790836,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790736
You linked the horse cock OP...","attachment":null,"posted":1715041213},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790845,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790818
So you'd trust a random woman over a predictable animal?","attachment":null,"posted":1715042877},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790853,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790845
no those have other deformities","attachment":null,"posted":1715043543},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790854,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790745","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715043654477949.webm","filename":"microscopichorse.webm"},"posted":1715043654},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790855,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790854
I find miniature horses fascinating. They kinda have horse-like proportions but are incredibly small.
Ponies on the other hand have ... pony proportions.","attachment":null,"posted":1715043781},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790857,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790855
smol","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715043884182700.gif","filename":"Mini-MC.gif"},"posted":1715043884},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790859,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790855
pls no bully the pony they have a lot to worry about as is","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715044040600596.jpg","filename":"pony smuggling.jpg"},"posted":1715044040},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790881,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Reason #1938 Arabians are da best: Protecting their tribes and herds from danger (alertness)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715046106353650.jpg","filename":"59530b33f6fe43a038831f584332d7bb.jpg"},"posted":1715046106},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790902,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i love donks
>captcha: GAAY
https://files.catbox.moe/6lget3.png","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715048433145705.webm","filename":"DonkBreakfast.webm"},"posted":1715048433},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4790903,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790836
Sounds like you’re not complaining","attachment":null,"posted":1715048482},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791187,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790902
I'm mere months away from having the space for an experimental mule.","attachment":null,"posted":1715089463},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791274,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790881
what happened with your hand? don't tell me your dumb ass didn't wear gloves and got rope burn from reigns.","attachment":null,"posted":1715098527},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791391,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791274
he was clearly bit by the elusive sharp tooth arabian","attachment":null,"posted":1715107165},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791392,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790854
based","attachment":null,"posted":1715107293},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791420,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790881
Put fingers in his nose","attachment":null,"posted":1715110365},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791430,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790854
Those twig legs worry me
Spider horse","attachment":null,"posted":1715111437},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791616,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791420
no","attachment":null,"posted":1715127000},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791617,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790902
I just wish donks wouldn't make noises that are ranking in the top 5 of absolutely most horrible animal noises","attachment":null,"posted":1715127080},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791680,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791616
Why not","attachment":null,"posted":1715132502},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790736
How much Dinero to acquire one of these? Asking for a friend","attachment":null,"posted":1715132581},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791683,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"H-heh-hello uh is this the h-horse thread?","attachment":null,"posted":1715132674},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791709,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791683
Neigh","attachment":null,"posted":1715133884},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791742,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"you will never sleep this peacefully","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715137907504253.webm","filename":"peace [DFaYGHPn20o].webm"},"posted":1715137907},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791748,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791742
his buddy is on guard shift","attachment":null,"posted":1715138520},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791754,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791742
Anon...I...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715139087800179.png","filename":"dead horse.png"},"posted":1715139087},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791783,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791681
A lot","attachment":null,"posted":1715141774},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791825,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790857
if only they were a little taller","attachment":null,"posted":1715145620},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791841,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791681
The market hasn't came down since covid, the best thing to do is pool money with 10-20 other horse enthusiasts and time share the pony.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715149221001844.jpg","filename":"1580687789562.jpg"},"posted":1715149221},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791843,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791742
Yup... just sleeping","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715149322204154.jpg","filename":"1656969962127.jpg"},"posted":1715149322},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791846,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Cowboi69's guide to tame a feral horse the hippy slow way.
What you will need part 1
40ft round pen
Shading and a wall for the horse
A umbrella
Sunscreen
Snacks
Glove on stick
An extension cord or a lot of good books
A comfy chair
A tub for horse food and for water.
For the first part you're going to be spending half the day in the pen with the horse. You will put the chair between the food and water tubs on the opposite side of the pen from the horse's shading and wall. Do not interact with the horse in any way, pretend it doesn't exist. The horse in question will have no other horse or ungulate in it's pen. You want it to be used to your presence and not jump later on just because you sneezed. You will remain in the pen for as long as possible from sun raise to sunset. If you need to use the restroom or something else, you will need to remove the horse's access to the water and food until you return. The shading and wall will give the mustang in question relief from the pressure your presence gives him. Everything else is to make your time less of a pain while doing this choir. If you only spend a couple of hours in there like this, allow the horse access to food/water while you're away, or give it a roommate in the form of a ungulate, then it's road to becoming tame would become needlessly long. Do all the above for a month.
Never, never, never back a horse that doesn't trust you into a corner.
Never back off completely because he's threatening to kick. That teaches him that you will bend if he threatens you enough or kicks you enough. My advice, back off, yell, then throw a small rubber football at his head as hard as you can.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715149978986518.jpg","filename":"1IMG_0007.jpg"},"posted":1715149978},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791846
I've seen feral taming done this way and I have to say it's really beautiful when a horse realises it can trust you and that you're the bringer of food and scratches. It touches my heart in a really special way.","attachment":null,"posted":1715150249},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791850,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791846
Cowboi69's guide to tame a feral horse the hippy slow way.
Part two.
At the time you'd normally refill his food, grab another horse, one that's tame and that trusts you very well. You will bring this horse every morning to the outside of the round pen and give it food in it's own tub. While it's eating it's food in front of the mustang, you will be brushing it, hugging it, and touching all over. The mustang in question will be impatiently waiting either because you're late for feeding him or he's really curious about the this new horse. The idea is that the horse will see you interacting with the tame horse and feel just a little bit better about you touching him.
Then when you finish and put the tame one away, stay outside the pen and start feeding the mustang with the food on a glove on a stick. Every day take a half a centmeter off the stick. Do all this until he can eat out of your hand.
Part three
Remove the shade covering, water/feed tubs, and wall. You will want to put food in one hand and a stick with a glove on end on the other. When he goes up to eat out of your hand, pet his neck near the head with the glove while feeding him hand fulls. Gradually go further and further away from his head every day with said glove stick.
Never, never, never back a horse that doesn't trust you into a corner.
Never back off completely because he's threatening to kick. That teaches him that you will bend if he threatens you enough or kicks you enough. My advice, back off, yell, then throw a small rubber football at his head as hard as you can.","attachment":null,"posted":1715150318},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791851,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791846
>>4791850
Cowboi69's guide to tame a feral horse the hippy slow way.
Part 4 If he still is acting skiddish.
At a normal pace follow him around the pen with the glove stick and no food trying to pet him on the butt/belly/tip of tail. When you feel confident that he wouldn't threaten to kick anymore, get rid of the stick and just follow pet him. Once you've pet him in a scary spot, reward him with food and away time. Never back him into a corner he can't escape from. You should only need to repeat this last part for 3 days at the most.
Never, never, never back a horse that doesn't trust you into a corner.
Never back off completely because he's threatening to kick. That teaches him that you will bend if he threatens you enough or kicks you enough. My advice, back off, yell, then throw a small rubber football at his head as hard as you can.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715150416372012.png","filename":"mustang-tile-2.png"},"posted":1715150416},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791910,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791617
Rude, slanderous, and wholly unfounded. Delete your 4channel account and keep your terrible opinions to yourself please and thank you","attachment":null,"posted":1715161321},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791917,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791843
they do horse abortions btw","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715162974725739.gif","filename":"3fc0d2912c-s.gif"},"posted":1715162974},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791925,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790736
very pretty horsey, what kind is this?","attachment":null,"posted":1715164108},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4791967,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Anybody watch the kentucky derby?","attachment":null,"posted":1715171100},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792059,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792036
Um why? Do you think I can about stranger's dogs? Or is it that you think I'm a fence hopper? Because I'm not a fence hopper.","attachment":null,"posted":1715182390},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792155,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791967
I caught it by accident, just happened to go to the bar at the right time. It was a great race, but I generally don’t like the way the horse racing industry operates so I don’t know much more than that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715189234},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792157,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792036
>I'll train all my horses to kick all dogs on sight and any dog owner to death.
Total horsefag death.","attachment":null,"posted":1715189282},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792170,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791917
I know, if there are two eggs the vet will just pop one like bubblewrap sometimes","attachment":null,"posted":1715189851},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792171,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791925
Shetland Pony","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715189941646976.jpg","filename":"1681250044548792.jpg"},"posted":1715189941},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792185,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792036
Cowboi69’s original home thread is /horse/. He’s been recruiting other rapists for raiding /dog/ because he couldnt fit a mini mare in his truck.","attachment":null,"posted":1715192399},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792226,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">namefagging and console wars
you are beneath the glorious horsegen master race","attachment":null,"posted":1715194545},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792309,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715202395446275.jpg","filename":"1660670540967237.jpg"},"posted":1715202395},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Test","attachment":null,"posted":1715202700},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792371,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792309
Snoofin'?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715205747073651.jpg","filename":"1650569233809.jpg"},"posted":1715205747},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792372,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792059
>>4792157
>>4792185
What did it say","attachment":null,"posted":1715205757},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792373,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791843
strangely sad :(
>>4791967
people actually watch that?","attachment":null,"posted":1715205819},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792378,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790736
Anyone know what kind of horse these are? I really want one","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715206053274276.jpg","filename":"IMG_7683.jpg"},"posted":1715206053},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"its donkey day and nobody posted donks, shame on you","attachment":null,"posted":1715206479},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792406,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792378
Clydesdale.","attachment":null,"posted":1715208916},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792546,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792381
I spent majority of the day with two small donkeys. They're not doing all too well with all the flies that have been out here lately.","attachment":null,"posted":1715216430},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792627,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792372
He will train his horse to attack and kill dogs and dog people.","attachment":null,"posted":1715220720},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792649,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What would be the horse version of the Anne Frank story?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715222216774342.jpg","filename":"1578562220429.jpg"},"posted":1715222216},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792794,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791841
link to this post? this legitimately might be one of my old horses","attachment":null,"posted":1715236378},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792885,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792794
It was horses for sale near Charleville, QLD.","attachment":null,"posted":1715255692},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4792933,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Stove!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715265843454106.gif","filename":"1707659874337740.gif"},"posted":1715265843},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793014,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791617
Donkeys heehaw is an aquired taste.","attachment":null,"posted":1715273910},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793022,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Damn seductresses seducing innocent men with their marely whiles.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715274567522400.png","filename":"1647291469815.png"},"posted":1715274567},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793077,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793022
what was he doing all the way in colorado","attachment":null,"posted":1715280187},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793148,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793022
>Horse
>Whorse
>Whore
Really makes you think","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715285483793154.jpg","filename":"horse money.jpg"},"posted":1715285483},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793151,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793077
Getting seduced by a horse.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715285738431047.jpg","filename":"1494794515725.jpg"},"posted":1715285738},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793222,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791846
>>4791850
>>4791851
>Pic related is mustang this was used on
I'm thinking of doing a how to, on gelding donut fun. Should I?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715293405237574.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240509_151141_342.jpg"},"posted":1715293405},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793245,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The mare of my night! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkNpE-rIQR0","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715295740152929.jpg","filename":"0.jpg"},"posted":1715295740},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793247,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793245
Damn, that's one hot centaur.","attachment":null,"posted":1715295932},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793264,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793222
You should kill yourself.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715298529061498.jpg","filename":"1701904886295.jpg"},"posted":1715298529},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793247
Jej","attachment":null,"posted":1715299788},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793343,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793264
Blackie says I'm a good dude and to give him more carrots.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715304703086333.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240509_183111_386.jpg"},"posted":1715304703},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793357,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715305834626957.png","filename":"horsefly.png"},"posted":1715305834},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793366,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793222
>>4793343
leaving you to rot on an island wouldn't be enough punishment for sodomizing your animals.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715307445536034.webm","filename":"roof horse [JcLFVRWFE4Q].webm"},"posted":1715307445},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793366
just don’t drop them on my island…","attachment":null,"posted":1715307989},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793421,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792885
up there, mate","attachment":null,"posted":1715314373},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793429,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793245
That ass is considered obese/fat by horse standards, right?","attachment":null,"posted":1715315013},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793487,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793429
Looks like a muscly draft butt desu","attachment":null,"posted":1715322873},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793590,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793429
Apple shaped, so healthily plump. Crest is where a horse obeast is good to check.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715343845175679.webm","filename":"JustWrongDrynessOneBucketRequired.webm"},"posted":1715343845},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793770,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793758
fuck off","attachment":null,"posted":1715364364},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793846,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I want to be a recipient of a horsey hug.","attachment":null,"posted":1715370977},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793854,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793429
No that horse is quite obese. The crest being so deep signifies that. There is a significant difference in regular draft horse plumpness, a muscular horse, and just straight-up obesity.
People who own draft and heavy breeds use that as an excuse for over-feeding and under-working their horse. A draft horse shouldn't look like that.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715371282425920.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-10 210018.png"},"posted":1715371282},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793877,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793846
it will be your last…","attachment":null,"posted":1715373112},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793883,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793854
It's always silly whenever I see people posting shit like this tailored for flimsy average horses when talking about DRAFT HORSES.","attachment":null,"posted":1715373935},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793903,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793758
self immolate at your earliest inconvenience
>>4793854
i love the ultra fat horses the romanian horse poster shows that begin a level 5, they look so goofy, especially the neck roundness","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715376261723268.webm","filename":"fail.webm"},"posted":1715376261},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793940,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793758
Based.
Love me some horsies, clearly people are scared of horsepussy here.
They should touch grass instead of whining about someone posting drawn porn, like where’s the fictional foal’s family retard?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715378728599796.jpg","filename":"image0.jpg"},"posted":1715378728},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793943,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793940
You have no love in you","attachment":null,"posted":1715379033},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793883
Having a draft horse is no excuse for an obese horse. As I said, there is a huge difference in draft plumpness and obesity. That is obesity. Draft owners will hide behind the fact their horse is a draft horse to excuse their animal being obese.","attachment":null,"posted":1715379484},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793953,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793883
Picrel is a healthy draft horse. You can just about see it from this angle, but the bum has a very slight crest in it, perfectly healthy for a draft horse. >>4793590 and >>4793245 are examples of obese horses.
A horse being a draft is no excuse for allowing it to become obese.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715379684390909.jpg","filename":"not fat horse.jpg"},"posted":1715379684},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793956,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"An anon with fat autistic pony probably thought I ignored him","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715379935832239.png","filename":"026.png"},"posted":1715379935},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793957,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"fuck off tourist","attachment":null,"posted":1715380026},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4793963,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793940
People are whining over a known legit sadist abuser not the porn you fucking retard which makes me believe you are his telegram buttbuddy, nobody on /horse/ likes him, we were glad he stopped showing his presence and went to leech on /dog/","attachment":null,"posted":1715380843},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794012,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I periodically check in on this thread and I'm always so confused. Like do you guys actually want to fuck horses? You think fucking horses are sexy of all things?","attachment":null,"posted":1715386796},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794019,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794012
Yes.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715387744218542.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240509_112638431.jpg"},"posted":1715387744},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794031,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794012
I like horses the normal amount.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715388633280287.jpg","filename":"1657964631654.jpg"},"posted":1715388633},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794053,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793758
Based, normies itt seething","attachment":null,"posted":1715390596},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794058,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794012
https://youtu.be/NVp3pGLRWkI
I blame Seth Green","attachment":null,"posted":1715390853},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793956
hey you are back","attachment":null,"posted":1715391242},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794083,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"how do horses even get fat?
don't they just eat grass as they need to?","attachment":null,"posted":1715392631},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794093
Shut up robot chicken is funny","attachment":null,"posted":1715397538},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794186,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is there an ethical way to remove the horse nests from the eaves of my house
I've tried putting wire fencing beneath the overhang of my roof and spraying them away with a hose, but they keep coming back and local animal control and the HOA says it's illegal to shoot them or poison them","attachment":null,"posted":1715403717},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794210,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790746
A mare. it's not like we'd be forced to do much as an odd interspecies married couple, she'd essentially be my glorified pet that I always ride and sometimes fool around with in the stables when no would find out. I've dated enough dumb hoes (and fucked around with enough bottom guys) to not want to waste my time pretty much raising another uncaring adult","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715406545926210.jpg","filename":"1000002687.jpg"},"posted":1715406545},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794259,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715412019977517.webm","filename":"1715032450297446.webm"},"posted":1715412019},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794260,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794083
Calories in, calories out.
Not enough running around and a bit of alfalfa every day makes for a fat horse.
I know next to nothing about horses.","attachment":null,"posted":1715412143},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794261,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794186
Turn their eggs into Hors d'Oeuvres.","attachment":null,"posted":1715412439},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794276,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794053
>hating on actual zoosadists
>normie","attachment":null,"posted":1715418066},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794324,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"fast horse","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715427510784404.jpg","filename":"Mystik-Dan-1-990x654.jpg"},"posted":1715427510},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794384,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794259
Are these ones obese?","attachment":null,"posted":1715438293},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794385,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794384
Only in the right places goddamn.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715438370396740.jpg","filename":"d5a.jpg"},"posted":1715438370},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792171
>fully suitable for pleasure
What did he mean by this","attachment":null,"posted":1715448972},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794083
No, in fact allowing horses to graze on rich grass without working them enough is what makes them fat. It's why grazing muzzles exist to restrict grass intake.
>>4794384
Overweight at the very least.","attachment":null,"posted":1715459897},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794559,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm going to work at a horse rescue as volunteer helper. Anything I should know about these animals?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715462468379638.gif","filename":"be4c7235d6b7235b53a7543e3ca91c03ad65704fba9009e8b2ac3486d5ef5617.gif"},"posted":1715462468},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794573,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794559
They like it when you sneak right up behind them behind them and start frantically shaking a plastic bag","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715464344339742.webm","filename":"1680841914194899.webm"},"posted":1715464344},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794600,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Anyone here from California or Arizona?","attachment":null,"posted":1715467482},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794605,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794573
You are trying to trick me aren't you","attachment":null,"posted":1715468853},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794635,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794605
They like it when you breath into their nose, and they breathe into your nose.","attachment":null,"posted":1715473237},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794667,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794635
>and they breathe into your nose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzpwI25UmoE","attachment":null,"posted":1715476771},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794559
cute tanuki girls won’t be available","attachment":null,"posted":1715483143},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794863,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794559
There's too much to make one post on. Learn safety first and then work from there.
Learn to speak horse and how they communicate. Realize that (you) are a predator species which horses naturally fear; they can look to you as a protector because of this if they realize they can trust you. They want someone who can lead them to food, water, and give them direction
>>4793956
I just don't check the thread very often. Thank you so much anon, it's beautiful. Is there any way I can physically acquire this masterpiece?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715501738280289.jpg","filename":"M014.jpg"},"posted":1715501738},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794892,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794863
is there like some general signs of body language I should know like ears swept back when upset or something
I am pretty sure though that the people there will teach me, but still","attachment":null,"posted":1715508928},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4794896,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794892
Horses communicate a lot through their ears. What you’re referring to is “pinned ears”, where they pull them back against their neck. This indicates a horse is annoyed or uncomfortable. It’s a warning to stop bothering them. It’s their polite way of saying “cut it out” before they take action to make you stop (usually biting). Some people (women) get butthurt that horses even pin their ears at all, which is stupid and obnoxious. What do you expect? Them to never be annoyed or upset? Humans are stupid.
Anyway, horses don’t tend to be naturally aggressive; maybe one in every three thousand horses is naturally aggressive. The ones most people deal with who are aggressive behave that way because idiots have taught them it’s how they should behave.
Think Like a Horse is a good channel for learning basic horse behavior and how to interact with them:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7nWhBeyKokM
Learn about pressure and release. About to sleep so I’ll give you one final warning: lotta people are very opinionated about how to treat horses, so take anything you hear with a grain of salt until you yourself have learned how to handle these magnificent animals yourself - the right way. Dumb humans with bad opinions are why we get the aforementioned problem horses in the first place. A horse is a reflection of you (or it’s owner/trainer).","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715509411150505.png","filename":"A076BA54-7E26-4ECF-85B1-E80A4BE76FFB.png"},"posted":1715509411},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795027,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794635
Blow as hard and suddenly as you can directly into their nostrils","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715526150402489.webm","filename":"NoseBlow.webm"},"posted":1715526150},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795053,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794559
you're probably going to mostly just shovel shit, so i wouldn't worry about interacting with the horses much","attachment":null,"posted":1715529872},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795072,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Have a bit more attempts at art
>>4794863
Sorry, anon, but currently it's impossible to send anything anywhere from my corner of the world, unfortunately.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715533561351451.png","filename":"031.png"},"posted":1715533561},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795085,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794896","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715535152365716.png","filename":"1715509411150505.png"},"posted":1715535152},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795145,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795072
Fiji?","attachment":null,"posted":1715542600},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795148,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794605
beyond any shadow of a doubt","attachment":null,"posted":1715543239},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795191,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793022
I'm just saying, if a half ton mare corners you in her pen and tells you to drop the pants or get both your kneecapd shattered, what do you do?","attachment":null,"posted":1715548186},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795222,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795072
What if I send myself to your corner?","attachment":null,"posted":1715551095},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795254,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What does the forbidden coconut flesh taste like?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715556387210234.jpg","filename":"Hoof1-300x240.jpg"},"posted":1715556387},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795258,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795254
Dogs eat it then vomit it up so it must be nice.","attachment":null,"posted":1715556780},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795261,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795254
Like your nails","attachment":null,"posted":1715557296},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795291,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794863
Chubby autistic mare owner? You're alive?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715560622924320.jpg","filename":"Sniffa.jpg"},"posted":1715560622},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795301,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Yesterday my riding instructor caught me kissing a horse on the muzzle.
She said it was fine, but I'm worried I might have revealed my power level.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715560958597669.png","filename":"9hvcs60uppc71-1676050272.png"},"posted":1715560958},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795308,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795301
it was fine because that's normal you autistic retard. you're guilty of awful thoughts because of how scared you are of people.","attachment":null,"posted":1715561394},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795313,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795301
As long it's was a short kissu on the snoot it's fine, it's like kissing your dot or a cat on the forehead
It's a somewhat normal form of affection, just dont think much about it and dont make it weird","attachment":null,"posted":1715561817},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795324,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795313
just a little tongue","attachment":null,"posted":1715563437},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795341,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795324
I've seen people do and say weirder shit on tb farms, take it in stride. It's only awkward if you dwell on it and make it awkward. You must understand that all horse people are at minimum 50% more "eccentric" than the general population to put it very politely","attachment":null,"posted":1715565137},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795432,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795341
that kinda sounds like wishful thinking man","attachment":null,"posted":1715572561},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795435,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795145
Not him but I am in somewhere like that
>>4795254
Doesn’t this hurt like hell for them","attachment":null,"posted":1715572623},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795450,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795435
Does clipping your toe nails hurt if done properly?","attachment":null,"posted":1715574002},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795450
I’m not sure that’s analogous to the situation here but ok","attachment":null,"posted":1715578638},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795520,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795291
Hi anon, I am alive (and so is chubby). Hope you're doing well, whoever you are.","attachment":null,"posted":1715579975},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795568,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795507
Horse hooves are literally toe nails.","attachment":null,"posted":1715587137},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795568
So, toe nails are literally horses hoofes!","attachment":null,"posted":1715587617},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795624,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795301
everyone does this, normans included. no one is safe.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715598248432850.jpg","filename":"1632771409274.jpg"},"posted":1715598248},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795625,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715598395395942.webm","filename":"eww_he_kissed_me.webm"},"posted":1715598395},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795704,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794896
thanks, it's a horse rescue so it's very likely they won't be the too well behaved animals because of what they've been through
so anon >>4795053 is close to the truth I think","attachment":null,"posted":1715608530},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795763,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795624
why gloves","attachment":null,"posted":1715615200},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795781,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795763
Horses are coarse. Touching them without gloves turns your hands to calluses.","attachment":null,"posted":1715616503},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795850,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nearly time for the big Horse General Meat","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715621909893347.webm","filename":"FoalsMeating.webm"},"posted":1715621909},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795869,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795781
only calluses? I thought your skin would melt","attachment":null,"posted":1715623507},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795877,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791617
Absolutely philistine","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715624428526308.jpg","filename":"1707610725039486.jpg"},"posted":1715624428},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791617
this.
those donkey in- and exhale screams are literally the sound of a saw sawing your nerves apart","attachment":null,"posted":1715626501},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795924,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795877
>american wild horse conservation
>shows unconserved donkeys","attachment":null,"posted":1715629917},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795954,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791617
What are the other four?","attachment":null,"posted":1715631478},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4795998,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"tiny horse larping as massive giant draft horse","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715634054090607.jpg","filename":"1616618007379.jpg"},"posted":1715634054},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796030,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795869
Depends on how much horse DNA you have. A mere human would fall apart like soft bread.","attachment":null,"posted":1715635862},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796032,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795954
Pistol shrimp - Skrittle
Bower Bird - Oroop
Maned wolf - Areeeeee
Kelpie - What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.","attachment":null,"posted":1715636023},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796044,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Anon, it's almost 4pm.
Time to inhale your horse spores.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715637109796840.webm","filename":"1681770866692026.webm"},"posted":1715637109},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796083,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796044
It’s overheating tell that mexican to get off","attachment":null,"posted":1715640057},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796145,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I was cleaning a really muddy shetland pony and I was yanking extremely hard on what I thought was a clod of mud but it turned out it was her teat. I would have assumed she would have bitten my face off.","attachment":null,"posted":1715644559},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795624
>normans
They were known for their calvary","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715650375781306.jpg","filename":"NormanCavalryJPEG_5000x.jpg"},"posted":1715650375},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796199,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795890
If you really think that you deserve to have all your nerves sawn apart. I have no sympathy for you.","attachment":null,"posted":1715651327},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796196
*buck breaks your Saracen rivals*
>>4796199
i think you’re taking this a bit too seriously anon","attachment":null,"posted":1715668554},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796444,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715695816036807.webm","filename":"t_Histaurant_(mijn_afstudeerfilm_uit_2017)-00.00.000-00.15.680_cleo_bath.webm"},"posted":1715695816},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796453,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796444
wat.","attachment":null,"posted":1715697581},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796454,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796444","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715697655150281.png","filename":"2024-05-14-1715697647_162x157_.png"},"posted":1715697655},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796458,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796444","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715697804474963.gif","filename":"1707659289851599.gif"},"posted":1715697804},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796460,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796444
DIT was je afstudeeropdracht?","attachment":null,"posted":1715698131},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796797,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790845
Id chose the bear","attachment":null,"posted":1715715521},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796814,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Anyone got any good sneezing videos?","attachment":null,"posted":1715716573},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796852,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796814
no sorry I only have horse spores","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715719107713769.webm","filename":"1675361413652.webm"},"posted":1715719107},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796854,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Over 70% of horses will look like this by 2030 due to pollution.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715719359002004.webm","filename":"MutatedHorse.webm"},"posted":1715719359},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4796860,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796852
You'd think they'd be closer to mammals but horses are all fungi. The marecellium is much larger than the fruiting bodies and you rarely see it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715719895929873.webm","filename":"HorseDust.webm"},"posted":1715719895},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4797150,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796854
we didn't listen...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715765813131157.png","filename":"horse hitler.png"},"posted":1715765813},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4797161,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797150","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715767874687261.jpg","filename":"horsler.jpg"},"posted":1715767874},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4797178,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796860
at first I thought he was doing something very weird to that horse O.O","attachment":null,"posted":1715771665},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4797402,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796860
>marecelium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgPR-WQMxDU","attachment":null,"posted":1715798331},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4797415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797402
>>>/mlp/","attachment":null,"posted":1715798658},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4797522,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794259
DAMN","attachment":null,"posted":1715805680},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4797686,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797150
>>4797161
ok now this is the best time","attachment":null,"posted":1715819362},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4797766,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"oil pastels!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715825152933508.png","filename":"032.png"},"posted":1715825152},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4797872,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">work on horse farm
>all the paddock gates are installed wrong and easily lift off their hinges
>all the stall doors easily lift off their tracks
Something fishy here desu, I think they're planning something","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715836918294083.jpg","filename":"1990343.jpg"},"posted":1715836918},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4797971,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797872
One day you'll wake up to your blanket tightening and horses beating you with hay nets full of horse soap like in Full Metal Jacket","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715854945794680.webm","filename":"MorningStar1.webm"},"posted":1715854945},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">fucking moongs trying to rename Mare's Rock to Moolaru because "oppression"
It's a bloody disgrace.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715864565496585.webm","filename":"cowsbtfo2.webm"},"posted":1715864565},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798050,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798025
Mares can't even own rocks now...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715869559953275.jpg","filename":"sad_horse.jpg"},"posted":1715869559},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798059,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798050
That's nonsense if they can own my heart","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715871174909807.jpg","filename":"Stove....jpg"},"posted":1715871174},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798060,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I found a pasto comic about a big guy that goes around hurting people that are bad to horses. Funny how things never really change.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715871239035336.jpg","filename":"a5ea63a4d9700f1d7e1b3ec4cc903b4c.jpg"},"posted":1715871239},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798061,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715871300687608.jpg","filename":"c688ad359a3f24f41c458742b5efa42f.jpg"},"posted":1715871300},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798062,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715871363106150.jpg","filename":"07bd1bad77987b1fe44f566340ea8d6d.jpg"},"posted":1715871363},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798064,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715871424753025.jpg","filename":"ca0f6e18252bbbd5a4095b7623a181ba.jpg"},"posted":1715871424},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798140,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798060
>>4798061
>>4798062
>>4798064
What a lad","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715879972189076.jpg","filename":"1639513638319.jpg"},"posted":1715879972},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798195,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797971
That took skill and precision…
>>4798060
Oddly specific but ok","attachment":null,"posted":1715884454},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798205,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798195
They're learning...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715885039305244.webm","filename":"MorningStar.webm"},"posted":1715885039},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798205
horses absolutely LOVE to play their
>what? I'm just a horse, I'm not able to plan stuff like this nor would I be able to execute this with such precision! don't be silly!
card and keep getting away with it","attachment":null,"posted":1715887401},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798379,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798064
>>4798062
>>4798061
>>4798060
Spectacular shit","attachment":null,"posted":1715898306},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798445,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798379","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715904150199667.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1715904150},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798656,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798060
4 U","attachment":null,"posted":1715934152},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798701,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798656","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715940648768878.gif","filename":"ForYou.gif"},"posted":1715940648},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798785,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Would you be mad if wake up in a stall as a mare one day?","attachment":null,"posted":1715949640},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798785
Lemme guess. Horse porn?","attachment":null,"posted":1715951024},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798823,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798785
as long as I'm not abused it sounds comfier than being a human wagie. free food and shelter and all I have to do is carry some humans on calming trail rides from time to time? sounds good to me","attachment":null,"posted":1715952910},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798824,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798785
no, if my husb I mean owner took good care of me","attachment":null,"posted":1715953234},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798835,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798806
Do you have to ask?","attachment":null,"posted":1715954364},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798836,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798785
furry porn is so gross looking","attachment":null,"posted":1715954438},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798848,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798785
Can i at least be a stallion?","attachment":null,"posted":1715955371},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798869,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The Jew fears the birthday party unicorn.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715958655185054.jpg","filename":"1715958621093.jpg"},"posted":1715958655},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798875,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798823
>>4798824
>>4798848
You will become a noble mare worth a lot of money. So you'll HAVE to perform all the classic duties of a top tier mare, such as various exhibitions, races, and yes - breeding duties. Get ready to bear and deliver some new life to this world.","attachment":null,"posted":1715959218},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4798942,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798785
I spent a few years as a horse. It wasn't too bad once you get over the itchiness.","attachment":null,"posted":1715965477},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799072,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798869
Wtf is that real??","attachment":null,"posted":1715976845},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799101,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715979258305547.webm","filename":"1704283910438969.webm"},"posted":1715979258},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799106,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799072","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715979831489389.jpg","filename":"frakes never happened.jpg"},"posted":1715979831},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799109,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799101
wtf let him eat","attachment":null,"posted":1715979954},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799101
If I was in his place, I would be pissed too.","attachment":null,"posted":1715981179},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799160,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799101
Wow, kinda moody aren’t they","attachment":null,"posted":1715982574},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799160
I dont think anyone likes being disturbed when they're trying to eat desu","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715982816456700.jpg","filename":"1711472519619519.jpg"},"posted":1715982816},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799170,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799106
>He doesn't know
>>4799072
Yes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715983249366787.jpg","filename":"1715983203517.jpg"},"posted":1715983249},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799338,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799170
>he doesn't take his daughter into the bush to meat a unicorn and destroy her brain forver","attachment":null,"posted":1715990096},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799435,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Would you be happy if I gave you this picture of your horse? Dried, matted and framed.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715995336683030.jpg","filename":"20240508_121119.jpg"},"posted":1715995336},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799436,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How about this one? I plan on giving these two pictures to the horses owner.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715995404155098.jpg","filename":"20240508_134743.jpg"},"posted":1715995404},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799437,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799435
I would be very happy, it's lovely anon","attachment":null,"posted":1715995436},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799452,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799435
>>4799436
I would gladly take your gift and show it to a better photographer as an example of what I don't want","attachment":null,"posted":1715996324},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799453,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799435
>>4799436
hell yea dude","attachment":null,"posted":1715996339},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799744,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">aaaaaaaaaah a flying wolf!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716042966376006.webm","filename":"7369926302389800224.webm"},"posted":1716042966},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4799833,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799435
very nice!","attachment":null,"posted":1716051239},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4800048,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799744
this is one way to piss off a lot of people.","attachment":null,"posted":1716073652},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4800291,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4790881
>not censoring the horse's face
rude. what if someone finds this picture on canternet?","attachment":null,"posted":1716106050},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4800331,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799744
Dumb horses","attachment":null,"posted":1716111248},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4800541,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799744
I hate tiktok so much, and the idiots that use it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716139501},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4800558,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">wow anon look at all the hair I have","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716140396145409.jpg","filename":"3de9a5658086a5013366215715dfa540.jpg"},"posted":1716140396},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4800583,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800558
I have the same hairstyle.","attachment":null,"posted":1716142410},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4800597,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800583
but does it smell like horse?","attachment":null,"posted":1716144953},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4800605,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800597
Yes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716145572882471.jpg","filename":"1672196249884613.jpg"},"posted":1716145572},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4800612,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800605
do you use mane & tail?","attachment":null,"posted":1716146169},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4800634,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800612
Please","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716148658822824.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1716148658},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4800638,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800634
oh yeah can't have your horse not be ultra clean","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716148997634950.gif","filename":"horse pet.gif"},"posted":1716148997},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4800760,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800638
Ablutions are a time for peaceful equine contemplation","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716158180028041.webm","filename":"SpagghettiDat.webm"},"posted":1716158180},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4801166,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800760
nothing is too good for our odd-toed ungulates","attachment":null,"posted":1716188237},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4801547,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716233824114272.jpg","filename":"GOBTUPzWEAA4_4E.jpg"},"posted":1716233824},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802191,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716284896085622.webm","filename":"1676765862697648.webm"},"posted":1716284896},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802191
*heavy neighing*","attachment":null,"posted":1716289427},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802267,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">some extended family got married at a barn venue
>a one eyed mare in one of the pens lifted her tail when she walked past the fence I was leaning on
I knew what had to be done but I wasn't strong enough bros...","attachment":null,"posted":1716300251},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802303,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799744
Gas all droniggers. I was hiking last summer, taking a break at the top of a hill, then suddenly BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Retardo was there with his gay RC helicopter for "adults".","attachment":null,"posted":1716303309},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802364,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802191
Now post another one, where he's breaking fence","attachment":null,"posted":1716306571},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802402,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802303
I kind of want one I promise not to be annoying with it :(","attachment":null,"posted":1716308374},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802550,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802402
I have a small hand sized drone but can't really do anything special with it except air tricks I guess, no remote video either so I always have to see it to control it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716318739},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802267","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716319718449978.png","filename":"marefags, this is your mindset.png"},"posted":1716319718},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802575,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802564
Can puritans go one second without blaming everything on some thing the bible implicitly forbids as if the adamic thing was anything but a drug addled myth
Even cavemen were like this. Its the natural and ideal state of man and the most peaceful future is one where YOU stop fighting us and just accept that some men were born to cut the tails off horses and root them in a mineral solution to propagate new ones.","attachment":null,"posted":1716321437},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802600,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802564
>urban dictionary","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716325213495587.jpg","filename":"1620351126563.jpg"},"posted":1716325213},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802637,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802564
I find it funny but weird that webms I share of colts being playful/mouthy always get renamed to insinuate lustful mare behavior when reposted later. funnycolt2.webm turns into needymare.webm or marewife.webm etc and et cetera.
In horse behavior, colts and geldings are naturally playful and mouthy with humans especially if bored or unable to play with other colts/horses. The depressing reality is that mare behavior mirrors human women much more closely than the uninitiated can imagine. It really reflects some deeper meaning in biology beyond my comprehension. Either way, this insertion of the mare as a replacement for the woman is a bizarre phenomena that also escapes my reasoning. Webm related is a colt named Caesar. Please wait a while before making a post.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716327752070759.webm","filename":"caesar.webm"},"posted":1716327752},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802645,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802637
Maybe women should be replaced
With robot maids that clean up after our horses and give AI powered blowjobs without complaining","attachment":null,"posted":1716328029},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802656,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802575
the last thing the world needs is more hedonism and consumerism, you're the bad guy and a corporate cocksucker","attachment":null,"posted":1716328887},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802696,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802637
You're overthinking /an/ things. The unwritten rules here are
Horse is acting cute
>it's a mare
Horse is acting like an ass
>it's a gelding or stallion
That seems to be the basic principle around here even if the horse show is actually the opposite","attachment":null,"posted":1716332759},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802701,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802637
>this insertion of the mare as a replacement for the woman is a bizarre phenomena that also escapes my reasoning.
We're seeing more and more antisocial failed males these days and they all flock to the internet as an escape from reality where they pick up increasingly unhealthy interests and fetishes. Some of those who happened to watch cartoon ponies instead of talking to women have just progressed to projecting onto real horses.
>>4802696
>/an/ things.
>That seems to be the basic principle around here
You mean /mlp/","attachment":null,"posted":1716332967},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802705,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802575
>Wanting to have sex with animals is the result of me being NORMAL, not all the years of porn I watched!
This is where you end up when you've been convinced that porn has no effect on your brain","attachment":null,"posted":1716333253},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802729,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802701
shouldn't pony sales be booming? we need a neetbux for ponies government program","attachment":null,"posted":1716334440},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802773,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"its the same guy again","attachment":null,"posted":1716337141},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802775,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802729
Neckbeards recoil from that idea the moment they realize how much maintenance and effort is behind each pony.","attachment":null,"posted":1716337273},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802801,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802645
I prefer equine maids, they're cheaper","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716338432872829.jpg","filename":"horse maid.jpg"},"posted":1716338432},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802815,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"guys is it weird to want to [spoiler]pet[/spoiler] a horse?","attachment":null,"posted":1716339344},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802817,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802815
another one","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716339587372836.png","filename":"1578193772532.png"},"posted":1716339587},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802818,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802817
I will find you
and I will pet you","attachment":null,"posted":1716339731},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802821,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802815
that's totally normal anon, horses are for petting and especially for scratching","attachment":null,"posted":1716340055},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802823,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802815
not weird but your hands will be a bit greasy afterwards and smell like horse","attachment":null,"posted":1716340142},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802825,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802821
>scratching
extremely improper. please apologize for even suggesting such inappropriate action
>>4802823
>smell like horse
I can live with this","attachment":null,"posted":1716340374},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802815
My neighbors have horses and I give them pets. I didn't ask them if I could pet them. They just came up and let me give them scratches, and nose squeezes.","attachment":null,"posted":1716340780},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802883,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802815
>[spoiler][/spoiler]
>>>/mlp/","attachment":null,"posted":1716346248},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802895,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Serious question: I read in books about medieval times or the wild west or suchlike that riders "kill their horses" as a result of riding them too hard or far, whatever that means. I have no reason to doubt the veracity of this phenomenon, but what exactly is it in the animal that's giving out as a result of the strain? Is it a heart attack, aneurysm, blood clot, anoxia, lying down for even one second for a rest, what?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716347519223185.jpg","filename":"Frederic_Remington_-_The_Mexican_Major_-_1982_804_-_Art_Institute_of_Chicago.jpg"},"posted":1716347519},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802917,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802575
What the fuck does this gibberish even mean Jesus dude","attachment":null,"posted":1716349002},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802926,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802917
one obsessed autist that's on the opposite side of the horseshoe of crazy (Anyanigger takes the other side)","attachment":null,"posted":1716350234},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802957,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802637
/mlp/ fag here I know horses are variable like people so if I see a cute horse I don't assume it's gender I just assume is a cute horse I want to pet, because hoers cute!","attachment":null,"posted":1716352443},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802974,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802917
It means that you puritans need to shut up and let us propagate horsekind by cutting off their tails and rooting them in mineral solution? Duh.
How did you not know about the arcane ways of horse propagation that the church banned in the mid 1700s because people were making too many horses? Didn't you know? They raise their tails when they're ready to harvest and then regrow a new one while you plant your new horse. It's the most reliable method, right above culturing their spores. The church was so offended by the wealth of horses that they accused people who propagated them in this way of being preoccupied with phallic symbols.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716353425653787.png","filename":"ready for planting.png"},"posted":1716353425},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4802999,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802895
Many things can kill or render useless a horse in a hard ride. They will work until gross overheat and systemic collapse, this is probably the cause of most acute "horse just up and fucking died" stories; the square cube law is a bitch and even in cold weather its possible to overheat a 500 kg animal through work fairly easily, it's on of the ways that wolves kill moose and wahpati. As they tire, they become less coordinated and more likely to put a foot wrong and injure/cripple themselves; and in a situation like a military dispatch ride, a lame horse is generally just euthanized outright even if it's not a clearly broken leg or whatever. Less likely would be stress related casualty like embolism, anuerism, or heart attack; these are possible by overheat death is more likely. And finally, for death march style rides, where pace is modest, but without breaks or in bad terrain, dehydration will kill, or if water is available but fodder is not, and you ride the horse until digestive paralysis, the horse will be difficult to nurse back to recovery and will probably die in a couple of days.","attachment":null,"posted":1716355221},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803037,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802705
cavemen had access to porn?","attachment":null,"posted":1716358262},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803067,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802974
how can i learn these secrets","attachment":null,"posted":1716360618},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803117,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802974
This is what Lysenko was talking about and the west villified him for","attachment":null,"posted":1716362540},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803160,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803037","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716368869387938.jpg","filename":"Wien_NHM_Venus_von_Willendorf.jpg"},"posted":1716368869},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803168,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Sax with mares","attachment":null,"posted":1716371192},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803172,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I have nothing to contribute except for kind words; I like when horses eat, the way their lips move when they chew is funny as fuck to me and i always laugh when i see them in action.","attachment":null,"posted":1716372000},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803184,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803160
calling venus figurines porn is peak pop science belief to make coomers feel better about their modern phenomenon addiction. they weren't porn.","attachment":null,"posted":1716374539},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803192,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803168
Jazz for your foal","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716375067330952.jpg","filename":"nasogastric.jpg"},"posted":1716375067},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803197,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803037","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716375401340757.jpg","filename":"20871.jpg"},"posted":1716375401},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803206,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803184
t. unga bunga trying to pretend someone didn't discover his porn stash
>>4803197
>my ancestor!","attachment":null,"posted":1716377375},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803208,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803168","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716377824510642.gif","filename":"contemplative-jazz.gif"},"posted":1716377824},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803213,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"These horses steal ships and carry them far into the desert. The reason for this eludes our top ethologists. The crew is never heard from again.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716379346529501.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1716379346},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803227,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803213
>horses
Those are humpbacked desert donkeys deadass","attachment":null,"posted":1716381653},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803231,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802826
this is a normal aspect of horsemanship where you can’t get people to stop feeding them, my acreage was against a suburb and the horses would walk the fence line soliciting food from every house","attachment":null,"posted":1716381967},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803241,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803197
Sir or madam, this is sfw board","attachment":null,"posted":1716384664},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803266,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802999
Thank you for the explanation","attachment":null,"posted":1716389186},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803269,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"has anyone tasted mare milk yet, I want to but there's absolutely no market for it and asking a horse farmer would be too awkward","attachment":null,"posted":1716389506},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803278,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803269
Coomer hay sends frozen mare milk direct to your door. I get a bottle a few times a year when I'm craving that neat sweet cream.
https://maresmilk.co.uk/shop-milk/","attachment":null,"posted":1716390948},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803380,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803278
Is it really that good compared to cow milk?","attachment":null,"posted":1716400284},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803390,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803231
That sounds annoying.
I would never feed strange horses more than a handful of grass, if that. I know some are on special diets and all that, so I would ask before feeding them treats.","attachment":null,"posted":1716400633},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803413,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803213
Those ships look less than… operational… must be the middle eastern models…","attachment":null,"posted":1716401395},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803117
it was the one thing he was right about","attachment":null,"posted":1716401469},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803418,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803168
>>4803192
>>4803208
zased","attachment":null,"posted":1716401556},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803539,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803380
It's different. Lighter, noticeably sweeter and has better minerals. It's worth the seven credits to try it but I wouldn't be pouring it into my wheatbix every morning.","attachment":null,"posted":1716407990},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803540,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803278
>15 euro minimum for half a liter
christ","attachment":null,"posted":1716408061},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803576,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803269
befriend a mongol and they can probably hook you up","attachment":null,"posted":1716409850},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4803621,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803540
That's what canadians pay for cow milk. Can always be worse.","attachment":null,"posted":1716412708},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4804075,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803269
It's sweeter and more watery than cow milk, much higher in lactose so too much can make you feel kinda ick even if you're not intolerant","attachment":null,"posted":1716438657},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4804192,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Latest horse news","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716459925141666.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1716459925},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4804196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804075
Another whey humans and horses are very similar.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716460978394310.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1716460978},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4804221,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716466386361688.jpg","filename":"GOLckO7XgAAqD7N.jpg"},"posted":1716466386},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4804262,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804221
they shouldn't do that at all, that's awful","attachment":null,"posted":1716471460},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4804267,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804221
They actually did it, those bastards!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716472209793417.jpg","filename":"radioactive horses.jpg"},"posted":1716472209},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4804276,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804267
they reverted to primitive donkeys","attachment":null,"posted":1716473602},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4804296,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804221
Don't let the barn witches hear about this one or that new foal has had it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716475612},{"board":"an","thread":4790736,"pid":4804579,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804578 - foal","attachment":null,"posted":1716503585}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791001,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Why yes, I am an alpha.
>What gave me away?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715057724900243.jpg","filename":"fe333d8d-ef90-429c-9474-1a22c2d8bf3c-SHARK_FRIENDS_ADOBE_.jpg"},"posted":1715057724},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791037,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791001
>massive overbite
>weak jawline
>beady little eyes
>protruding nose
that's no alpha, that's a chud","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715062021277020.jpg","filename":"1689776947279208.jpg"},"posted":1715062021},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791055,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">I'm the alph- ACK","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715066239080596.webm","filename":"1693842400052946.webm"},"posted":1715066239},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791064,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791055
And here it is the insecure mammalianfag","attachment":null,"posted":1715069072},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791120,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791001
>he thinks he's an alpha
lmao","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715079461528774.jpg","filename":"1707210030719476.jpg"},"posted":1715079461},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791121,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791120
>>4791055
Delete this.","attachment":null,"posted":1715079525},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791124,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791001
>You don't understand! I am the terror of the dee -ACK!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715079690737402.jpg","filename":"1694618573660171.jpg"},"posted":1715079690},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791125,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791055
>>4791120
Based.
>mmmm, shark liver","attachment":null,"posted":1715079691},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791141,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">alpha
>no scars all over her body
bzzzt wrong","attachment":null,"posted":1715081827},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791144,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Sharks are gay","attachment":null,"posted":1715082473},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791180,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791144
You take that back","attachment":null,"posted":1715088727},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791055
>>4791120
sharksisters… orcachuds are stretching us out with BOC again…","attachment":null,"posted":1715102273},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4791331,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791124
How does this even happen lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1715102334},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4792837,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hey is there a good spot I can set up my camera gear? Looks like this is gonna be a good one.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715243502371826.jpg","filename":"sea-turltes-facts-gallery-01 (1).jpg"},"posted":1715243502},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4792846,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791001
>turns you on your back and rubs your nose","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715245120212036.png","filename":"s.png"},"posted":1715245120},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4793962,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792846
Sharkbros... our response???","attachment":null,"posted":1715380672},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4793967,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792846
Get rotated, idiot.","attachment":null,"posted":1715381193},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4793974,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791064
Please take a shower","attachment":null,"posted":1715382156},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4794076,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791037
They also can't breed until they're in their late 20s-30s.","attachment":null,"posted":1715392203},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4794233,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794076
that’s a lot of people these days though","attachment":null,"posted":1715409020},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4794677,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791001
Gojisharko...","attachment":null,"posted":1715478997},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4794678,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791120
Awww young love","attachment":null,"posted":1715479052},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4795641,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715602286077025.webm","filename":"1694846200828414.webm"},"posted":1715602286},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4795670,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795641
cute!","attachment":null,"posted":1715605815},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4795697,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795641
would the shark have attempted something if the diver didn't touch him?","attachment":null,"posted":1715607872},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4795751,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795641
Nigga, what the fuck am I watching right now?","attachment":null,"posted":1715613605},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4795991,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791055
>>4791120
orca apologists deserve the rope","attachment":null,"posted":1715633793},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4796026,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791055
That's a porbeagle.","attachment":null,"posted":1715635617},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4796080,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795991
Why do you hate them","attachment":null,"posted":1715639653},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4797544,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791001
>Why yes, I am an alpha.
>What gave me away?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715806736483535.jpg","filename":"1701708249599111.jpg"},"posted":1715806736},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4797565,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791064
>>4795991","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715808368428695.png","filename":"shark poster.png"},"posted":1715808368},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4798070,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797634
it makes them feel embarrassed and demotes them from alpha to beta","attachment":null,"posted":1715872467},{"board":"an","thread":4791001,"pid":4800019,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795751","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716072065094121.jpg","filename":"1686602947072788.jpg"},"posted":1716072065}]}
{"title":"/an/ webm","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791869,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715155225638772.webm","filename":"bird peeling rice grain.webm"},"posted":1715155225},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791872,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715155433041002.webm","filename":"monkey rescue.webm"},"posted":1715155433},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791873,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715155522745454.webm","filename":"fireplace kittens.webm"},"posted":1715155522},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791874,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715155584225322.webm","filename":"tardigrade scratching back on bubble.webm"},"posted":1715155584},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791876,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715155653329636.webm","filename":"small okapi.webm"},"posted":1715155653},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791877,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715155718508344.webm","filename":"dog dad.webm"},"posted":1715155718},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791878,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715155902776990.webm","filename":"caterpillar migration.webm"},"posted":1715155902},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791886,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791869
>sees sparrow eat a single grain of rice
>KIRR ARR SPARROUS RIGHT NAAAAU
>millions die of starvation due to exploding insect population
I love chinese history.","attachment":null,"posted":1715157579},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791894,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791878
>there are no cold winters anymore so these pieces of shit proliferate all year long
it's joever","attachment":null,"posted":1715159046},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791897,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791877
I like how he goes from "get the fuck off me" to play as soon as they start giving him some space.","attachment":null,"posted":1715159835},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791898,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791886
If you only studied Chinese history pertaining to events where millions of people died (including aftermath). You'd probably know most of chinese history. Their collective apathy towards human life could be viewed as a evolutionary strategy in a couple more disasters of similar scale.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715159930612109.webm","filename":"1685164129210921.webm"},"posted":1715159930},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791900,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715160175579633.webm","filename":"1786406383954612585.webm"},"posted":1715160175},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791905,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791900
Fake and gay","attachment":null,"posted":1715161150},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791920,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791900
Whats the point of the extreme dof other than obscuring 30% of the screen for no reason of course","attachment":null,"posted":1715163420},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791968,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791920
because that's not DOF. it's just blurring the top and bottom of the screen. It's a decent bokeh imitation, but it's still fake.","attachment":null,"posted":1715171103},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791975,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791900
does this exist just so that people can say "look at this tiny cock"","attachment":null,"posted":1715172351},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4791987,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791968
Ok but why?","attachment":null,"posted":1715173999},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792058,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791898
>snakes are evolving legs now thanks to pfa's and estrogen in the starbucks supply
We are so dead.","attachment":null,"posted":1715182376},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792070,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791898","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715182727416218.webm","filename":"Mexican Mole Lizard.webm"},"posted":1715182727},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792070
Looks like a floppy dix with arms","attachment":null,"posted":1715193631},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792218,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792070
Bipes :-DDDD","attachment":null,"posted":1715194254},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792276,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715198517978139.webm","filename":"leatherback.webm"},"posted":1715198517},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791872
Am I the only one who gets mega uncanny valley vibes from monkeys and apes? They're TOO human. Something about the eyes. It creeps me out.","attachment":null,"posted":1715199109},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792285,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791886
>>4791898
>Between 108 BC and 1911 AD, there were no fewer than 1,828 recorded famines in China, or once nearly every year in one province or another.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715199233204923.webm","filename":"T3ZuoQo.webm"},"posted":1715199233},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792283
Sometimes a monkey's face looks full of wisdom to me, like it's an enlightened Buddha.","attachment":null,"posted":1715199317},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792298,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791900
Yeah I can tilt shift shit too.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715201630940515.jpg","filename":"What-is-a-Tilt-Shift-Shot-Tilt-Shift-Photo-Example.jpg"},"posted":1715201630},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792299,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792070
Is it supposed to look like a circumsized cock? What did God mean by this?","attachment":null,"posted":1715201713},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792318,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715202717305424.webm","filename":"show me your games.webm"},"posted":1715202717},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791987
tilt shift is used to make shit look tiny, it reproduces the blur effects seen in macro photography. So in this case they're using that + sped up framerate to make their cock look tiny so they can farm tiktok engagement (which as we all know is the only substance in the universe with intrinsic and unbounded value. all other forms of wealth, abundance, and power are important only insomuch as they can be converted at disadvantageous rates into more tiktok engagement)","attachment":null,"posted":1715202718},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792321,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792318
Holy shit, moments before death. I'd be up out of that chair and down the beach if one of those chozzwozzlers came up to me like that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715202925},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792070
baenid XDDDD","attachment":null,"posted":1715203451},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792338,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792321
>moments before death
How?","attachment":null,"posted":1715204044},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792340,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792070
Evolutionary autism. It’s trying to lose its legs but its stick awkwardly crawling around like that
>>4792218
Kek","attachment":null,"posted":1715204180},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792345,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792338
Cassowarys will kill the shit out of you. They have raptor claws. They'll disembowel you without a thought.","attachment":null,"posted":1715204390},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792357,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791886
>>4791898
>>4792285
The Four Pests was so much more than that. It’s actually incredible that they could be so mind numbingly retarded. It makes sense that they had so many rebellions with leadership so frequently incompetent","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715204903202286.jpg","filename":"IMG_2240.jpg"},"posted":1715204903},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792361,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792345
Hasn’t there been like 3 recorded deaths in the past 100 years? They seem to be dangerous but not overly so","attachment":null,"posted":1715205298},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792409,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791975
t-that cock is a perfectly healthy size, stop with your cock shaming.","attachment":null,"posted":1715208954},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792516,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792298
wow where'd you get all those tiny people and cars anon?","attachment":null,"posted":1715215064},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792520,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792516
Shrink ray.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715215300686642.webm","filename":"1648938269677.webm"},"posted":1715215300},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792725,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792276
where's that phone meme when you need it?","attachment":null,"posted":1715227256},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792725
I got you.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715227955908269.png","filename":"1685559907930533.png"},"posted":1715227955},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792743,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715229171608103.webm","filename":"1758672830944948326.webm"},"posted":1715229171},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792799,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791874
Tardigrade? It behaves kinda 'tarded.","attachment":null,"posted":1715237087},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792802,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792361
It's three if you include one killing a dog. The two human deaths were a kid and an old man, both of which had to trip and fall to the ground for it to kill them.
Being frightened of them is the biggest meme. They're just oversized chickens.","attachment":null,"posted":1715237694},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792838,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715243546717412.webm","filename":"lazy seal.webm"},"posted":1715243546},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792839,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715243608249040.webm","filename":"bun bum cat.webm"},"posted":1715243608},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792840,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715243674754427.webm","filename":"japanese dwarf flying squirrel.webm"},"posted":1715243674},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792843,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792520
Is the bird OK?","attachment":null,"posted":1715244436},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792869,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792839
Sexual harassment cat strikes again.","attachment":null,"posted":1715250001},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792881,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791872
Didn't even turn back and look. How ungrateful","attachment":null,"posted":1715254415},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792892,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792276
that black chick is filming landscape.
can we see her video?","attachment":null,"posted":1715257276},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792926,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792070
Leto Atreides II","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715263924342501.webm","filename":"1692137488277444.webm"},"posted":1715263924},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792945,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792285
It's a big country","attachment":null,"posted":1715267772},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792949,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792070
genus :^DDDD","attachment":null,"posted":1715268416},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4792954,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792840
Super cute.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715268914544557.webm","filename":"1656253147702.webm"},"posted":1715268914},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793005,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792840
bruh, but what happened to the cameraman?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715273131448146.png","filename":"You can't see me.png"},"posted":1715273131},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793013,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792285
I need this as a gif…","attachment":null,"posted":1715273846},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793015,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792926
What went wrong?","attachment":null,"posted":1715274024},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793016,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792840
Is that a kangaroo rat or whatever
>>4793005
Amogus :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715274105},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793036,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792838
>didn't do the Family Guy seal joke","attachment":null,"posted":1715276075},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793039,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793005
Wtf, he looks like a tripod.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715276487212802.jpg","filename":"tripod.jpg"},"posted":1715276487},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793043,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791897
He was always playing - I also totally know that feel as a dad","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715276997654425.webm","filename":"sandfish skink.webm"},"posted":1715276997},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793078,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791877
that's a wolf","attachment":null,"posted":1715280301},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793142,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791874
He cute","attachment":null,"posted":1715285009},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793144,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792318
Absolute Chad bird","attachment":null,"posted":1715285103},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793146,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715285204960592.webm","filename":"1715240474934888.webm"},"posted":1715285204},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793159,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792345
cassowary nails typed this post","attachment":null,"posted":1715287036},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793161,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792520
what a bizarre webm","attachment":null,"posted":1715287148},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793005
its just a tripod camera retard, the person cant be there because it scares the squirrel away","attachment":null,"posted":1715287296},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793176,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792357
IIRC during the sparrow campaign, foreign embassies attempted to allow sparrows to nest on their grounds, which the chinese citizens weren't allowed on, so the chinese would just stand outside of them making as much noise as possible to prevent the birds from nesting until they just died of exhaustion.","attachment":null,"posted":1715287957},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793235,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792839
Oh sure when the cat does it everybody laughs but when I do it to the pregnant woman at the office I get called in to HR...","attachment":null,"posted":1715294774},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793238,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792881
needs to be fucking PUNISHED filthy vermin","attachment":null,"posted":1715294934},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793284,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793238
Please put your pants back on.","attachment":null,"posted":1715299823},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793318,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791873
uncooked and toasted marshmallows","attachment":null,"posted":1715302675},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792283
>They're TOO human. Something about the eyes. It creeps me out.
With the way that monkey stared at the guy I guarantee they think the same thing about us. We're TOO monkey-like.","attachment":null,"posted":1715303067},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793323,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792802
>There's only been 2 deaths there's no reason to be scared of them
>Anon goes into Cassowary territory
>There have now been 3 deaths
There's been 28 puma deaths in the US, ever, but you have to be a special kind of stupid to not be scared of them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715303294},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793338,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793323
I watch a puma named Pumba on youtube. Why anyone would want to be near them is unknown. It just spits and growls and hisses at his "owner".","attachment":null,"posted":1715304198},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793344,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792283
I think it's a general thing with some animals, like there's some dogs I've seen that have that with their eyes, and also some birds you can tell are really deliberately looking through you.","attachment":null,"posted":1715304770},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793369,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793159
>>4793161
>>4793163
>>4793176
>>4793235
>>4793238
>>4793284
>>4793318
>>4793319
>>4793323
>>4793338
>>4793344
Post webms or shut the fuck up","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715307590369119.webm","filename":"1697201093996976.webm"},"posted":1715307590},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793370,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793176
it just keeps getting better kek
>>4793238
pittoid spotted","attachment":null,"posted":1715307599},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793385,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792318
Inspector!","attachment":null,"posted":1715310118},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791872
wholesome","attachment":null,"posted":1715314333},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793501,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793284
coombrain, you
>>4793369
i can do what I want, tickle my scrotum with your tongue
>>4793370
I am right. boatman from the wubbem should've let the dumb fucker drown","attachment":null,"posted":1715325416},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793516,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793369
This.
>Awww, they're playing!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715327756974740.webm","filename":"the evening snack.webm"},"posted":1715327756},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793518,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715327892683333.webm","filename":"don't duck with their parents.webm"},"posted":1715327892},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793520,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715328187825977.webm","filename":"1715324112868902.webm"},"posted":1715328187},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793525,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792926
nobody in this fucking thread is that well read anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1715329593},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793534,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715331668681535.webm","filename":"baby beaver.webm"},"posted":1715331668},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793535,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715331731468922.webm","filename":"hose cat.webm"},"posted":1715331731},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793536,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715331794323159.webm","filename":"sailor dog.webm"},"posted":1715331794},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793518
why is this mime harassing ducks?","attachment":null,"posted":1715331936},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793545,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793525
>nobody in this fucking thread is that well read an-ACK","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715333178497302.webm","filename":"the webms must flow.webm"},"posted":1715333178},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793558,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793525
>read
the only thing I read about dunc is behind the dune (multiple times) and I watched the insanely boring and useless recent movies so I know what you're talking about
why are you swearing though? there is no need for that","attachment":null,"posted":1715336124},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793562,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792520
IRL Flintstones","attachment":null,"posted":1715338215},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793545
>Shluurrrrplurrplurrrplurp","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715339163224805.png","filename":"FfkOsF.png"},"posted":1715339163},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793572,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793558
>asking some vulgar pleb badly larping as patrician why it is primitive
ngmi, anon
posting webms is all that matters","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715340563351407.webm","filename":"bath time.webm"},"posted":1715340563},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793580,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791894
>>there are no cold winters anymore","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715342882974211.jpg","filename":"1712321679491039.jpg"},"posted":1715342882},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793584,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793558
>insanely boring and useless recent movies
That’s what I heard too lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715343195},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793612,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792276
bruh... that's just the turtle from prehistoric planet bro... why all the fake stuff","attachment":null,"posted":1715346783},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793636,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793566
you are so weird and floppy","attachment":null,"posted":1715348943},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793660,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792520
Old school point-and-click adventure games","attachment":null,"posted":1715352133},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793663,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793660
You know, that was exactly my first thought as well. And edit with an animated SCUMM type interface overlay would be fun as hell.","attachment":null,"posted":1715352263},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793677,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793525
Damn anon you're so cool and smart and unique","attachment":null,"posted":1715354470},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793684,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793525
I've read those books like six times, man.","attachment":null,"posted":1715355471},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793728,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793545
My uncut cock when it senses cutfags","attachment":null,"posted":1715358936},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793732,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793728
You cock vore them?","attachment":null,"posted":1715359226},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793749,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793369
>noooo stop commenting on a discussion board
kill yourself","attachment":null,"posted":1715362442},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793750,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793518
why run? just dodge them, running makes them angrier","attachment":null,"posted":1715362524},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793754,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793525
>well read
>one of the most popular sci fi novels of all time
lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715363066},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793793,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793536
>Dog working on a ship named Kitty Kat
Humiliation ritual?","attachment":null,"posted":1715366288},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793802,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793338
Pumba is a caracal. Pumas are bigger than that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715367419},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793807,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793516
>le doggie
>show clear signs of aggression
>le martha
>"he's smiling, so cute. #me2"
>*selfie click noises*","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715367876460154.png","filename":"rest in pieces sweet prince.png"},"posted":1715367876},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793862,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793793
Yes. It keeps them in line","attachment":null,"posted":1715371719},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4793970,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791071
I'm a beekeeper. My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him and my great grandfather was a beekeeper before I was even dreamt up as a concept so I figured I'd follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this
>Aaaaaaah! I'm covered in bees! Halp! I'm covered in bees! Aaaaaah!","attachment":null,"posted":1715381432},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792276
is the turtle thinking "holy fuck these things are definitely going to kill me" the entire time?","attachment":null,"posted":1715387648},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794032,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793369
how about you give my asshole a tongue bath you stupid fucking nigger?","attachment":null,"posted":1715388782},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794215,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792285
Anyone have the nonedited version of this?","attachment":null,"posted":1715407260},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794272,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791886
rent free","attachment":null,"posted":1715416489},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794388,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715438999652041.webm","filename":"cat bagged.webm"},"posted":1715438999},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794389,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715439065104871.webm","filename":"cat sleeve.webm"},"posted":1715439065},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794390,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715439139724672.webm","filename":"cougar meeting.webm"},"posted":1715439139},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794391,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794388","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715439192095954.webm","filename":"1706495928645533.webm"},"posted":1715439192},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794409,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794017
It stopped to catch its breath so I don’t think it was that threatened
>>4794032
Based","attachment":null,"posted":1715441417},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794421,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Look at this cat haha he's so stupid","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715442454991056.webm","filename":"1678824223975.webm"},"posted":1715442454},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794428,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794421
hes just getting his steps in for the day","attachment":null,"posted":1715443911},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794434,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794428
this","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715444554106819.webm","filename":"treadmill cats.webm"},"posted":1715444554},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794548,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794434
Hitler cat gettin that pump on","attachment":null,"posted":1715461096},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794551,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794434","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715461584409800.webm","filename":"1673377615239571.webm"},"posted":1715461584},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794552,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793807
Congratulations, you've just made up a scenario in your head to get mad about.","attachment":null,"posted":1715461587},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794568,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794551
>>4794434
>>4794421
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1715463746},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794685,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794552
okay... i'll admit that one is fake. Here's a real one then:
>be burger flipper and steak burner
>bartender walks in
>she does iOS9 grimace at me
>"Why are you baring your teeth at me?"
>"It's a Smile!"
>find out months later wtf happened","attachment":null,"posted":1715480309},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794811,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794551
Fucking lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715493139},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794813,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794548
Gettin ready for the holocats :3","attachment":null,"posted":1715493274},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794891,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794428
As recommended by his purrsonal trainer.","attachment":null,"posted":1715508669},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4794935,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715516963054162.webm","filename":"1710244043939446.webm"},"posted":1715516963},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795022,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794813
making sure ut actually happens this time","attachment":null,"posted":1715525843},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795251,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794891
I get it","attachment":null,"posted":1715555396},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795260,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794390
Oversized house cat.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715556965222215.webm","filename":"1700543588877941.webm"},"posted":1715556965},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795315,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791874
What is the thing he is going around?","attachment":null,"posted":1715561842},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795340,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795260
he's going "bleddle.... bleddle"","attachment":null,"posted":1715565055},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795344,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715565351414870.webm","filename":"1667303885936722.webm"},"posted":1715565351},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795364,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795344","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715567843238331.webm","filename":"1657502326457.webm"},"posted":1715567843},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795369,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794685
So many "normal" people not knowing what an actual smile looks like is so fucking bizarre to me.","attachment":null,"posted":1715568107},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795373,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715568645317320.webm","filename":"1713873256910202.webm"},"posted":1715568645},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795374,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715568802295701.webm","filename":"1708154206624364.webm"},"posted":1715568802},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795383,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795374
I love the look on the dog's face as it goes sailing past the camera.","attachment":null,"posted":1715569758},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795386,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795374
>you died","attachment":null,"posted":1715569857},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795407,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715571063726091.webm","filename":"1678702954607551.webm"},"posted":1715571063},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795421,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791898
Cope. Comlete apathy towards fellow human beings doesn't result in a functioning civilization, something the Chinese clearly have.","attachment":null,"posted":1715572018},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795445,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795421
+1000 social credit","attachment":null,"posted":1715573742},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795479,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795374","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715575882294241.webm","filename":"1519432616840.webm"},"posted":1715575882},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795480,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795407","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715575944159961.webm","filename":"1666186306842942.webm"},"posted":1715575944},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795513,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795421
everyone knows the mark of a functioning civilization is man eating escalators and constantly imploding infrastructure","attachment":null,"posted":1715579239},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795514,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795421
>a famine a year
>entire economy based on disposable workers and social planning","attachment":null,"posted":1715579466},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795538,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715581195092519.webm","filename":"1715187516736014.webm"},"posted":1715581195},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795538
is he being taken to the front lines?","attachment":null,"posted":1715584238},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795563,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795549","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715586704756834.webm","filename":"1686905555011329.webm"},"posted":1715586704},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795569,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715587286306005.webm","filename":"otter migration.webm"},"posted":1715587286},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715587368388972.webm","filename":"lion nudge.webm"},"posted":1715587368},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795572,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715587433160582.webm","filename":"sweet little ass.webm"},"posted":1715587433},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795579,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795480","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715588868154378.webm","filename":"7457457.webm"},"posted":1715588868},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795580,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791873","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715589467677275.webm","filename":"kitty the painter.webm"},"posted":1715589467},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795640,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795421
>","attachment":null,"posted":1715602111},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795652,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795538
>>4795563","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715604409529663.jpg","filename":"1529079779048.jpg"},"posted":1715604409},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795660,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795549
What?","attachment":null,"posted":1715605083},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795696,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795538","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715607666805829.webm","filename":"1654700241211.webm"},"posted":1715607666},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795666
KEK thats horrible satan","attachment":null,"posted":1715608143},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795711,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795666
Goddamn it’s huge","attachment":null,"posted":1715609255},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795730,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795549
Yes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715610819015652.jpg","filename":"cover.jpg"},"posted":1715610819},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795666
>NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T MOBILIZE ME","attachment":null,"posted":1715610893},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795750,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795666
imagine how many russians he ate","attachment":null,"posted":1715613079},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795753,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795569
Otter bucket mentality.","attachment":null,"posted":1715613792},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795863,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795572
I. Fucking. Love. Donkeys. They're so soft and fluffy and don't get enough love and I'm very thankful for this wonderful webm.","attachment":null,"posted":1715623102},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795868,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795364
What's in the red container?","attachment":null,"posted":1715623335},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795891,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795580
look at him all 'eepy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715626601817446.png","filename":"GET THE FUCK UP AND BE CUTE.png"},"posted":1715626601},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795945,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795579
look at him go","attachment":null,"posted":1715631035},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795948,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715631107076376.webm","filename":"1962897852332.webm"},"posted":1715631107},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795953,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715631417450538.webm","filename":"1715460490468091.webm"},"posted":1715631417},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4795968,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795666
>So, you must be Sweet's bro, huh? He phoned ahead, said you might be looking for a car that bounces. Well I owe him pig from way back so, here, this should do the trick.","attachment":null,"posted":1715632482},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796040,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793520
The only kids trannys won't groom","attachment":null,"posted":1715636701},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796041,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795891
jej post","attachment":null,"posted":1715636750},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796043,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715637073878993.webm","filename":"Nature is Amazing ☘️ - A bear riding in a motorcycle sidecar waving to people. Just a normal day in Russia... [1789997968419962880].webm"},"posted":1715637073},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796067,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796040
Man's never been in an Undertale thread clearly, keep it that way
>>4796043
Y'all got any more of them pixels?","attachment":null,"posted":1715638576},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796069,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796067
Sure
I was testing my webm conversion script and didn't realize I ran it with such a low rate","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715638703255962.webm","filename":"1715637073878993.webm"},"posted":1715638703},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796070,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796069
>cyrillic
Knew it. Thanks anon. Good video, me mum loved it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715638809},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796084,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715640173758996.webm","filename":"climbinggoats.webm"},"posted":1715640173},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796098,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792299
>animal designed to go into holes
>why does it look like bepis??? :---DDD","attachment":null,"posted":1715640951},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796099,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792276
>No one tried to help :(","attachment":null,"posted":1715640969},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796108,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793369
Heroic pitbull crosses ocean to bite owner","attachment":null,"posted":1715641645},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796130,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715643100099545.webm","filename":"1694046185745084.webm"},"posted":1715643100},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793369
>>4796108
This is so touching…
Share this with your local pitmommy","attachment":null,"posted":1715643379},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796165,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795374
When even the villain doesn't understand it's motivations","attachment":null,"posted":1715647086},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796169,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794389
Me looking for my fucking sock","attachment":null,"posted":1715647598},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796270,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715658520721428.webm","filename":"1599663782763.webm"},"posted":1715658520},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795421
maybe not an especially well suited analogy, but consider that many species of animals are considered "succcessful" if they can simply reproduce more than they die, regardless of how bad at surviving it makes them","attachment":null,"posted":1715661542},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796313,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796130","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715668135773667.jpg","filename":"1696156232667903.jpg"},"posted":1715668135},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796315,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796130
Imagine the pain when their sac snags on soemthing","attachment":null,"posted":1715668225},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796331,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796313
P-pig-sama, I kneel.","attachment":null,"posted":1715669931},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796333,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715669994476299.webm","filename":"1680506423432058.webm"},"posted":1715669994},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796335,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796333
I have no idea what that is but it's beautiful","attachment":null,"posted":1715670195},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796338,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796270
is this why they're called coons?","attachment":null,"posted":1715670817},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796349,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715672485572767.webm","filename":"ceiling cat got away.webm"},"posted":1715672485},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796351,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715672560921053.webm","filename":"moose at the door.webm"},"posted":1715672560},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796353,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715672624469362.webm","filename":"trumpeter hornbill hop.webm"},"posted":1715672624},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796362,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796069
>I'm putting together a team.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715676335852638.webm","filename":"325252525.webm"},"posted":1715676335},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796379,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715680921660421.webm","filename":"1690760061592395.webm"},"posted":1715680921},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796411,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792321
>chozzwozzlers
croikey m8 that's cleahly a didgeridodger","attachment":null,"posted":1715687008},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796424,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791876
By 2026 this is what over 70% of horses will look like thanks to pollution","attachment":null,"posted":1715690654},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796425,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796362","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715691946585293.webm","filename":"1659517783754174.webm"},"posted":1715691946},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796439,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715694458285946.webm","filename":"You have lost[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fcnhrtj.ogg].webm"},"posted":1715694458},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796524,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794388
they always fall for this...","attachment":null,"posted":1715703241},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795315
an air bubble trapped between glass microscope slides","attachment":null,"posted":1715704167},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796551,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791873","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715704600979728.webm","filename":"fire keeper.webm"},"posted":1715704600},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796333
How fortunate to find a shiny Treecko for your starter. And such nice digits as well.","attachment":null,"posted":1715705101},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796570,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795344
>why you tryna eat me bro
>'cause you look fishy
>DAMN RIGHT *blegh*","attachment":null,"posted":1715705306},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796666,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796524
Do they really?","attachment":null,"posted":1715709603},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796670,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796338
Yes","attachment":null,"posted":1715709676},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796672,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796335
Leaf tailed gecko","attachment":null,"posted":1715709742},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796733,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791876
I BELIEVE IN OKAPI SUPREMACY","attachment":null,"posted":1715711760},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796866,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795364
I love how the larger capybara just deadpans at the bird
>Excuse me, can't you stop trying to eat my son? We're having dinner.","attachment":null,"posted":1715720641},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4796945,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791872
>>4792881
He was trying to get to the other side","attachment":null,"posted":1715731489},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797024,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796084
There's a word in some Scandinavian language that means "A place so steep even goats won't climb"","attachment":null,"posted":1715741131},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797026,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795696
IT'S A FUCKING COP CAR","attachment":null,"posted":1715741274},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797028,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715741659837590.gif","filename":"1679275388140998.gif"},"posted":1715741659},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797101,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796313
Why do pigs have such large testicles relative to their body size compared to anything else?","attachment":null,"posted":1715756123},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797126,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795968
Underrated post","attachment":null,"posted":1715760104},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797129,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797101
"Females of many species mate with multiple males, thereby inciting competition among ejaculates from rival males for fertilization. In response to increasing sperm competition, males are predicted to enhance their investment in sperm production. This prediction is so widespread that testes size (correcting for body size) is commonly used as a proxy of sperm competition, even in the absence of any other information about a species' reproductive behaviour."
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7661448/","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715760438982986.jpg","filename":"u04gnbq5adm71.jpg"},"posted":1715760438},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794552
>the 4chan.org experience","attachment":null,"posted":1715761620},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797140,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796099
why would you? it's probably returning to sea after nesting it's perfectly natural behavior","attachment":null,"posted":1715763672},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797172,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797101
To cum like a firehose ofc, it's a sight to behold","attachment":null,"posted":1715770978},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797184,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715773091486102.webm","filename":"dog saved beach.webm"},"posted":1715773091},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797186,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715773154929804.webm","filename":"space walk cat.webm"},"posted":1715773154},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715773224903853.webm","filename":"lizard dining.webm"},"posted":1715773224},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797218,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796551
>painted lumber
>in the kitchen stove
And people wonder why 3rd worlders are the way they are.
>>4797186
The ol' soft shoe.","attachment":null,"posted":1715779011},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797232,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793146
What is this?","attachment":null,"posted":1715783463},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797245,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797232
Broccoli","attachment":null,"posted":1715785308},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797332,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715792655827289.webm","filename":"1715792641398.webm"},"posted":1715792655},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797334,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797332
They call him The Wall.","attachment":null,"posted":1715793216},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797397,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Anyone have dancing woodcocks?","attachment":null,"posted":1715797913},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797422,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715798928516204.webm","filename":"by order of the queen.webm"},"posted":1715798928},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797424,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797188
he spilled his wine","attachment":null,"posted":1715799054},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797472,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795563
i feel like this bio-diesel is bit too fresh","attachment":null,"posted":1715802909},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797487,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797422
Is this the phenomenon when bees drink fermented nectar and the hive rejects it and rips its eyes and limbs off","attachment":null,"posted":1715803881},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797501,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797184
doggo did it just to do it. there isn't any higher meaning.","attachment":null,"posted":1715804914},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797556,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797501
Show respect, you are in the presence of a Zen master.","attachment":null,"posted":1715807146},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797572,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797026
>>4795696
>Sergeant Sven was ready for his new partner. Heard he was a loose cannon, a real bull-in-a-china-shop type.
>He didn't realize how accurate that turned out to be.","attachment":null,"posted":1715809306},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795538
>ghost of kyiiyuiv finally shows himself","attachment":null,"posted":1715809593},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797592,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797101
Basically, most of the time animals with huge dicks and balls have a culture/breeding process filled with cuckoldry and competition.","attachment":null,"posted":1715811462},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797603,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797572
Made me smile a little bit.","attachment":null,"posted":1715813041},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797612,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797188
Man hornworms look delicious","attachment":null,"posted":1715814469},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797722,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795666
Kind of feel bad for this pige","attachment":null,"posted":1715822162},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797729,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797612
they aren't actually blue flavored unfortunately","attachment":null,"posted":1715822814},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797796,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793534
>woman showing off her beaver","attachment":null,"posted":1715827801},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797803,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795696
>Mad Bull 34","attachment":null,"posted":1715828838},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797848,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797028
he’s fast…
>>4797134
The internet experience","attachment":null,"posted":1715834698},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796099
It doesn’t need help man it’s doing just sluggish
>>4797172
Do you behold it a lot?","attachment":null,"posted":1715834782},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797850,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797487
…Maybe?","attachment":null,"posted":1715834903},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797851,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797411
don’t get excited that doesn’t mean you can do weird stuff with them","attachment":null,"posted":1715834965},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797853,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797129
where did you get my nudes","attachment":null,"posted":1715835100},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797873,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796351
>Can Timmy come out and play?","attachment":null,"posted":1715836941},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797878,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796084
Is there a difference between goat hooves and farm goats? Genuinely curious.","attachment":null,"posted":1715837408},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4797988,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797878
They have many features for it. Rougher pads, concave hooves, more spread out. I know some mountain deer have more rubbery hooves but goats have suction crampons.","attachment":null,"posted":1715858636},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798074,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797397","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715873057809447.webm","filename":"woodcocking.webm"},"posted":1715873057},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798423,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Human hands were made to pet the rest of God's creation. You must accept this.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715902898133736.webm","filename":"1699216305356656.webm"},"posted":1715902898},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798440,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791877
I don't blame him. Could you imagine going from 0->7+ kids all at once?","attachment":null,"posted":1715903804},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798449,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794391
>The cat's outta the bag","attachment":null,"posted":1715904702},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798464,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798423
aren't meece dangerous?","attachment":null,"posted":1715907088},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798465,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798464
Very","attachment":null,"posted":1715907303},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798470,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715907560542981.webm","filename":"1691891672882430.webm"},"posted":1715907560},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798541,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797332
Now that is impressive. Look at that laser focus.","attachment":null,"posted":1715916967},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798568,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798464
I think when you're that close running away is probably a worse option than trying to appear harmless","attachment":null,"posted":1715921461},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798587,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796084
I want to have this power","attachment":null,"posted":1715923278},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798597,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715923944501363.webm","filename":"1679752191160117.webm"},"posted":1715923944},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798605,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792357
>It’s actually incredible that they could be so mind numbingly retarded.
>Four Pests Campaign abandoned 3 years into 5 year plan
>Environmental Sciences as a concept did not exist in the 1950s
>Radical idea to deal with 10.5 million people diseased with Cholera and other illnesses spread by animals
The FPC is a testament of how often the Chinese are capable of just doing shit en masse, and it was an absolutely blunderfuck of a situation that even Mao admitted was a mistake. Not to defend Mao at all, but what was happening in China in the 50's was basically the bubonic plague and their plan was to kill everything that carried it. The issue is that they didn't have the knowledge of ecosystem connectivity.
Extremely more nuanced than
>bird eat grain
>chinaman mad","attachment":null,"posted":1715924782},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798610,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796349
>ceiling cat is watching you masturbate","attachment":null,"posted":1715925154},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798624,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798610","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715926053204973.webm","filename":"ceilingcat2.webm"},"posted":1715926053},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798635,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798423
I mean, that’s correct.
>>4798464
>>>>>meece
Don’t make me uncomfortable please","attachment":null,"posted":1715927404},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798709,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798597
I won't do it...
I won't do it......
I really won't do it......","attachment":null,"posted":1715942381},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798711,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797024
a no goat zone","attachment":null,"posted":1715943047},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798758,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798597
It's like that video of Chinese people in Vancouver losing their shit over cheap corn at some supermarket. I can't find that video anymore. : (","attachment":null,"posted":1715947261},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798763,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798074
What sort of genetic fuckery causes a heritable short circuiting behaviour like this? The bitch is with her young and yet she feels her compulsion to act like a dumbfuck is more important than moving quickly through a completely open space to avoid predators. I could come up, squish its babies in my hand and it would keep dancing. Absolute dodo-tier handicap.","attachment":null,"posted":1715947453},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798822,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796349
>>4798624","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715952694020238.webm","filename":"ninja cat.webm"},"posted":1715952694},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798833,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798464
In the same way a cow is dangerous. If the animal is calm and feels safe, it's alright.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715954143085807.webm","filename":"1706488201738375.webm"},"posted":1715954143},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798847,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798833
what kind of cow is that it’s so colorful","attachment":null,"posted":1715955316},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798855,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798847
cowlorful","attachment":null,"posted":1715956088},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798864,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791869
that looks so satisfying i've never wanted a beak until now","attachment":null,"posted":1715956999},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798903,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798763
they're checking the temperature of the ground","attachment":null,"posted":1715963043},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798907,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798763
Reddit gold","attachment":null,"posted":1715963311},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4798910,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798847
gay cow","attachment":null,"posted":1715963407},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799008,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796349
>>4798624
vittu","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715971849254577.jpg","filename":"1684948236395072.jpg"},"posted":1715971849},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799019,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798597
They really are just like us","attachment":null,"posted":1715972231},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799028,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794421
Based exercise-enjoying cat","attachment":null,"posted":1715973210},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799032,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796084
>when you've finally added enough ram","attachment":null,"posted":1715973867},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799040,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798470
diversity in action","attachment":null,"posted":1715974357},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799048,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798833
>>4798464
Very dangerous, because unlike cows they're both jumpy and respond to threats with aggression. Also bigger and much faster than cows.
Moose will fuck you up, but just want to be left alone to hang out in the woods.","attachment":null,"posted":1715975067},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799055,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793318","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715975601965572.webm","filename":"well done cat.webm"},"posted":1715975601},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799063,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715976112383612.webm","filename":"wild usbc.webm"},"posted":1715976112},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799078,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799063
cute","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715977025658466.webm","filename":"1711183479867663.webm"},"posted":1715977025},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799089,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795383","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715977566550258.png","filename":"2024-05-17-1715977555_148x160_.png"},"posted":1715977566},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799095,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797028
weird cat","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715977933232876.webm","filename":"whose footprints are these.webm"},"posted":1715977933},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799118,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798822
Noice.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715980666173230.webm","filename":"ceilingcat.webm"},"posted":1715980666},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799137,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793516
>If I don't move Princess won't see me","attachment":null,"posted":1715981380},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799139,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793535
what the cat doing","attachment":null,"posted":1715981463},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799150,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799040
Trvth
>>4799055
Jej","attachment":null,"posted":1715981857},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799591,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"new thread
>>4799590","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716021976263514.webm","filename":"spoiled wolverine.webm"},"posted":1716021976},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799844,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794390
Shit like this reminds me of how much regular house cats are literally just scaled down versions of these big killers.","attachment":null,"posted":1716052917},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799850,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799591
Too early doebeit
>>4799844
Pretty much. Though with more room for error","attachment":null,"posted":1716053215},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799863,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799850
>Too early doebeit
Posts in this thread got deleted and so it escaped the autosage limit.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716054398518370.webm","filename":"cat escape.webm"},"posted":1716054398},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4799880,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799863
hmmmm guess it makes sense","attachment":null,"posted":1716055293},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4801205,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792321
Where did this meme come from anyway? Is it another "baby ate your dingo" situation?","attachment":null,"posted":1716196848},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4801221,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799019
More like we are just like them","attachment":null,"posted":1716198110},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4801318,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801221
nah other way","attachment":null,"posted":1716214311},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4802183,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792283
only the big ones, the little ones just remind me of puppets and it makes me laugh","attachment":null,"posted":1716283268},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4802502,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798597
all that plastic will no be everywhere, good job","attachment":null,"posted":1716315491},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4802633,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795421
hahahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahaha ow lawd I am laffin","attachment":null,"posted":1716327540},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4802654,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802502
its probably an asian doing it, they dont care about nature preservation","attachment":null,"posted":1716328674},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4802731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797186
This is like in Elder Scrolls when you turn around and see a random NPC walking into a chair.","attachment":null,"posted":1716334724},{"board":"an","thread":4791869,"pid":4803853,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801205
Johnny Cash","attachment":null,"posted":1716423367}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4791799,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Does anyone else huff their cat? Why do they smell good?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715142841301880.jpg","filename":"1700365271902973.jpg"},"posted":1715142841},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4791811,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
Yes. I don’t know why mine do. They all smell nice.","attachment":null,"posted":1715143570},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4791824,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
Well groomed cats tend to smell pretty nice. It's kind of bizarre, it really seems like they should be stinky but they're usually mildly pleasant smelling.","attachment":null,"posted":1715145509},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4791826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791811
>>4791799
>>4791824
I mean no offense, but is this unironic toxo?
That seems like something toxo would do to you.?
Doesn't it make mice think a cat's smell is like a female mouse in heat or something?","attachment":null,"posted":1715146308},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4791888,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791826
People that say things like this walk around smelling like dusty toilet","attachment":null,"posted":1715157681},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4791916,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791826
>>4791888
Cats themselves smell neutral to pleasant. Only the litterboxes stink","attachment":null,"posted":1715162496},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4791932,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791916
>Cat shins in box in your house
>Buries shit in pellets that get all over its paws
>Walks with those paws all over your kitchen table and counters
>Licks it's shitty butthole with its tongue and gives itself a tongue bath
>Vomits up all the hair it swallows in your closet
>"Aww wittle fwuffy is so cuuuute!"
>Can owner rubs face all over cat body and puts cat feet in their mouth
Yeah, it's toxobrain time","attachment":null,"posted":1715166951},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4791938,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791932
>he has never sniffed a healthy cat
Shame.","attachment":null,"posted":1715167705},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4791944,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791938
no such thing","attachment":null,"posted":1715168524},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4791949,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791944
They naturally smell like cinnamon and fir","attachment":null,"posted":1715169288},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"cats smell cute","attachment":null,"posted":1715178227},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792027,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"As a non cat person, cats smell like attic dust with a hint of inadequately cleaned mens bathroom and old spice sport.
Dogs smell like forest floor and have a spicy musk. Its much better. I can see why most rational people prefer dogs and cats are for poets and other pseuds.","attachment":null,"posted":1715179639},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792029,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
no, he always smells of wet grass and car dirt
i kiss him on his head and rub my cheeks on his head though","attachment":null,"posted":1715179736},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792030,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792027
noice b8","attachment":null,"posted":1715179804},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792031,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792030
Truth hurts. I havent smelled any retriever or mastiff dogs. I heard those smell closer to pissed on cum socks.","attachment":null,"posted":1715179844},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792033,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792030
no thats true
shove your nose near a border collie, its literally wet leaves and pine sap","attachment":null,"posted":1715179910},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792037,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792027
>Dogs smell like forest floor and have a spicy musk
Most dogs stink like shit. This is only true of real dogs like huskies","attachment":null,"posted":1715180441},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792041,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792027
Dunno about you, but my cats smell like fur","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715180737990304.jpg","filename":"1715180678106.jpg"},"posted":1715180737},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792043,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792037
>one spends 2 hours grooming itself a day
>the other barely ever grooms unless the owner does it
big thinkers","attachment":null,"posted":1715180967},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792044,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792033
Depends, long coated collies can get pretty stinky. Best dog odour wise imo are greyhounds, they're basically long cats anyway. I can't stand any dog breed with an oily coat like labradors, makes me want to heave. It's a shame because they're lovely animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1715181116},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792027
Can confirm this
The old spice and bathroom part especially, it's THE cat smell. If someone stays at your house with their cat, that's the smell that's left in the room the cat spent the most time in. Probably from litterbox dust getting on their belly and working its way down to their skin so their gross spit baths cant remove it.
>>4792037
>only huskies!
Nope, the vast majority of dogs unless they have some severe deformity. German shepherds, terriers, short coated collies, corgis, chihuahuas, etc, all smell good. Only water dogs, mop dogs, and wrinkly dogs stink, and it's from their perpetual yeast infection.
The only "bad" part is that dogs sweat and get a sweat smell if it's really hot or they exercise, but it's pure fresh sweat, not human sweat with the cheesy onion bacteria in it, so it's a neutral salt water and humidity odor. Cats never get this at all because cats are lazy fucks who directly benefit from not doing their job.
I don't even have mammalian pets
I have birds. Outside.","attachment":null,"posted":1715181611},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792052,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791826
I would be inclined to agree with you, if not for the fact that I can still smell stinky cats. Our two indoor cats are good groomers, but my neighbor's outdoor cat isn't and you can tell without putting your face on her. I probably do have toxo though so who knows.","attachment":null,"posted":1715181885},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792074,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My cat spends all day on my bed, in the sun, he smells like fresh laundry. I haven't personally ever met a cat that's smelt particularly bad.","attachment":null,"posted":1715183110},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792077,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792074
Your fresh laundry smells like cat, not the other way around","attachment":null,"posted":1715183349},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792081,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792077
Huh, didn't know fragranced washing detergent came in cat.","attachment":null,"posted":1715183579},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792085,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
>*cleanest catfag*","attachment":null,"posted":1715183828},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792089,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791932
It is utterly preposterous to me that someone could type this out without the self awareness that it applies perfectly well to dogs too, who will happily eat literal shit (especially cat shit), roll in literal shit, lick themselves all over, lick you all over, drool over everything etc.
No animal is going to be particularly sanitary, you are not going to be cleaner, safer or smell less with a dog over a cat, every pet keeper will need to spend additional time cleaning to compensate. This argument is completely retarded. Dogfags are fucking abysmal.","attachment":null,"posted":1715184291},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792127,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
Kind of wish I could, but I'm allergic to cats something fierce.","attachment":null,"posted":1715186318},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792143,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792089
All cats use a litterbox, all cats vomit up hairballs. In fact, vomiting is a natural part of how cats maintain their gut health and you're meant to keep cat grass around so they can vomit regularly. There's a reason most people insist on letting them outside and mostly leaving them there.
But not all dogs do any of that. Sorry all dogs are untrained labrador retrievers from TV shows and commercials in your mind but hey who expects redditors to leave the house and have real life experience outside of school, web development from home/welfare check collection, discord, video games, and consooming toys? Besides all that, all a redditor's got is their cat.
All dogs bark: Yes, that is actually why we have them
All dogs are potentially dangerous to small edible animals: Yes, that is actually why we have them. Dogs are the actual pest control animal and almost every breed can hunt small and medium game indiscriminately. It's why dogs bred for hunting as a sport are so carefully inbred and trained, a normal dog just kills the first squirrel/rabbit/chicken it can find.
Dogs are potentially dangerous to people if mistreated or not properly raised with humans: Yes, you should have to pass an IQ and temperament test to own a dog. If you hit it over dumb shit the next person to touch its face is going to lose a finger, and people hit their dogs all the time. Especially the kind of shit owner that insists on keeping an intact male because "muh manhood". These are never the super serious training autists that do it for health and have well behaved dogs.
All dogs eat/roll in shit/drool/obsessively lick you: No, try again. Bitch about a real issue like pitbulls and rottweilers.","attachment":null,"posted":1715188249},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792147,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792143
>All cats meow and yowl
>All cats are potentially dangerous to mice, rats, and birdsand its why we have them
>All cats are potentially dangerous to people if they are abused or unsocialized - if you hit your cat the next person to reach towards it will get a 1/2" deep gash and go to the hospital for a limb-threatening infection
wait are cats actually just extra shitty small dogs? have we been ignoring it this whole time because cat owners are too feminine to enter testosterone rage and beat their pets up?","attachment":null,"posted":1715188568},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Cat owners are linked to schizophrenia","attachment":null,"posted":1715192644},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792221,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792143
I've lived with dogs all my life, my family run a rescue, and have ran stands at crufts nearly every fucking year. I've lived with hundreds of dogs over the years, and know exactly what dogs do. They love being filthy little shits. This is a fact. I don't even mind it, I love dogs. But pretending otherwise is fucking delusional cope. This cat v dog shit is peak faggot.
>redditors redditors autists
You're deranged, and spooks live rent free in your head. Stop using dogs as the sole alternative to having a personality and grow the fuck up.","attachment":null,"posted":1715194350},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792224,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792221
>i work with mentally ill purebred boxers bro, all dogs eat shit
No
They don’t","attachment":null,"posted":1715194444},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792225,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792221
>loses argument
>tries to act like he has high ground “mmmmuh grow uppp”
kek
a cat is guaranteed to be a filthy pet unless it lives outside 100%
a dog is not unless it lives outside 100%
sorry toxo thems the facts!","attachment":null,"posted":1715194523},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792332,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792225
>The indoor cat must be stinky because I said so!!1
Do you have stupid?","attachment":null,"posted":1715203538},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792355,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792332
Probably just knows people with cats
They all smell the same
Not a fresh clean smell","attachment":null,"posted":1715204812},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792374,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
i don't have pets but
>go to house with dogs
leave smelling like dog
>go to house with cats
leave smelling normally","attachment":null,"posted":1715205916},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792383,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792037
huskcuck fag strikes again","attachment":null,"posted":1715206571},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792386,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792027
>As a non cat person
That goes without saying retard
>>4792081
very strange occurrence","attachment":null,"posted":1715207424},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792388,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792224
not him but a lot if not most definitely do, usually without their owner’s knowledge","attachment":null,"posted":1715207568},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792389,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792127
>muh allergies!!!
grow a spine","attachment":null,"posted":1715207629},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792391,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792143
> all cats vomit up hairballs.
I have never seen any of my cats vomit a hairball in my life.","attachment":null,"posted":1715207894},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792394,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
>Innocuous thread asking simple question
>Devolves into yet another slap fight by the terminally mentally ill cat obsessed ledditors on this board
fun times","attachment":null,"posted":1715208018},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792395,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792224
Most of them were border collies, labradors and dodgy whippet crosses abandoned by travellers actually, I was at home until around 2007, the bully epidemic hadn't really kicked off at that point. My favourite rescue was an elderly weimaraner who we kept until he died, my least favourite was a toy poodle that only had half a jaw from being severely abused by a previous owner, luckily she got rehomed by a total saint. You don't know fucking anything and it's pathetic, animals aren't a team sport, again - grow up.","attachment":null,"posted":1715208071},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792398,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why do catfags feel the need to constantly try and convince each other that what they do is normal?","attachment":null,"posted":1715208377},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792402,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792394
>creepy gross catfaggot question attracts creepy gross catfaggots, normal people and gaslighting","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715208616718270.jpg","filename":"Enrjrebook.jpg"},"posted":1715208616},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792403,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792394
>>4792398
This thread got derailed by dog fuckers who seemingly have to insert themselves into any conversation about cats to say "cats bad dogs good". Any suggestion of derangement is total projection, I do not understand why dog posters on this site are so obnoxiously insecure that they feel the need to constantly remind everyone that their pets are best.","attachment":null,"posted":1715208765},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792408,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792403
>makes thread about smelling cats
>seethes when people dislike the smell of cats","attachment":null,"posted":1715208928},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792429,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792408
Cats literally don't have a body odour, that's the point. Their coat is dry, they lack sweat glands on most of their body and lose very little moisture from them because they evolved in arid northern africa. Evolutionarily, they needed to remain largely odourless to avoid predators and stay hidden from prey. They might pick up the odours of their environment, but that's purely circumstantial, and points more to the kind of cats you're sniffing and the households you frequent. All this considered, the enormous amount of bullshit in this thread is pure derangement from dogfags who have to disparage anything cat related seemingly only because they're self conscious about their stinking cunt mongrels.","attachment":null,"posted":1715210813},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792432,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I don't know how anyone could not like the smell of cats. Either you've never smelled a cat in your life or you're just lying because they actually smell pretty good if at all. Even the litter doesn't smell bad as long as you change it every now and again and if you do it can actually smell kind of nice. I have it by my desk where I work from home all day and it doesn't bother me at all","attachment":null,"posted":1715210998},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792433,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792429
>paragraph of smellbroken seethe","attachment":null,"posted":1715211089},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792434,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792433
>post of no argument","attachment":null,"posted":1715211157},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792436,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792434
>arguing with stinky retarded cat people","attachment":null,"posted":1715211255},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792438,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792436
>implying you can","attachment":null,"posted":1715211326},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792438
I can smell cat people when they walk by me in public and they smell bad","attachment":null,"posted":1715211582},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792442,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792441
>I can smell the catfags
Kek what a fucking schizo. Take your meds.","attachment":null,"posted":1715211786},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792449,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792442
Take a bath and clean your stinky litter apartment","attachment":null,"posted":1715212103},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792450,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791932
Still cleaner than 99% of animals and most humans","attachment":null,"posted":1715212115},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792454,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792225
You're abusing your dogs if you never let them out","attachment":null,"posted":1715212175},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792455,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792454
Youre illiterate if thats what you think anon was implying","attachment":null,"posted":1715212234},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792457,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792449
Return your body to the earth and let nature try again dognigger","attachment":null,"posted":1715212343},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792460,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792457
Suicide on your mind, cat tranny?","attachment":null,"posted":1715212613},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792465,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792460
>knot gobbling dog fucker thinks cat chads kill themselves
Your time will come when the authorities get into your hard drives.","attachment":null,"posted":1715212963},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792466,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792225
>a dog is not unless it lives outside 100%
Ok cool I guess there's never any reason to bath a dog ever. If you take your dog to the groomers you're just dumb.
Fr though I hope you're either that Indian schizophrenic or just trolling because no one could possibly believe this unironically.","attachment":null,"posted":1715212976},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792469,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792465
Why do cat trannies think about dog dick so much?","attachment":null,"posted":1715213146},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792476,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792469
dysphoria","attachment":null,"posted":1715213308},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792482,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792469
Because you faggots post about it so much","attachment":null,"posted":1715213663},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792486,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792482
You sound weak minded","attachment":null,"posted":1715213828},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792494,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792486
Says the faggot obsessed with transexuals","attachment":null,"posted":1715213958},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792509,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792494
Calling trannies trannies isnt obsessed with trannies
Writing fanfic about their dicks is","attachment":null,"posted":1715214789},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792512,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792469
Projection","attachment":null,"posted":1715214867},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792515,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792509
Mentioning trannies all the fucking time unprompted is though.","attachment":null,"posted":1715215011},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792518,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792515
Sounds like you get called tranny a lot lmfao","attachment":null,"posted":1715215080},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792524,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792469
Dogs are statistically the most common animal humans have sex with. Ergo, dog owners are statistically the most likely to be zoophiles that use their pets for sexual pleasure. Considering all the dog related zoophilia posted on 4chan, why wouldn't someone assume that a dogfag retard autistic enough to engage in this purile back and forth could only find sexual intimacy in an animal they hold prisoner?","attachment":null,"posted":1715215445},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792529,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792524
You sound like a real expert on the topic of having sex with dogs","attachment":null,"posted":1715215703},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792533,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792529
No u","attachment":null,"posted":1715216076},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792534,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792529
I'm just an oldfag that's seen enough shit on this site to be forever suspicious of all dog owners.","attachment":null,"posted":1715216095},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792540,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792534
Maybe stop going into dog sex threads","attachment":null,"posted":1715216198},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792543,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792540
Their existence alone is proof enough retard, now go away and fuck your dog or something","attachment":null,"posted":1715216266},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792548,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792543
I dont have a dog or a dog porn addiction","attachment":null,"posted":1715216450},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792550,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792548
Tell that to a judge you fucking pervert","attachment":null,"posted":1715216536},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792556,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792550
Bleed out your vagina in another dog porn thread","attachment":null,"posted":1715216780},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792559,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792556
Weak, can you try a little harder?","attachment":null,"posted":1715216841},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792561,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792559
No, ive got you to mindbreak about your dog dick lust which is always the endgame","attachment":null,"posted":1715216936},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792561
I'm sleepy though and getting bored","attachment":null,"posted":1715217023},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792564
Gues you better go find one of your favorite dog threads and rub one out
Goodnight stinky","attachment":null,"posted":1715217139},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792630,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Don't talk to me or my wife's dog ever again","attachment":null,"posted":1715220891},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792685,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792403
It has to be narcissism at this point. Just plain insecurity and obsession","attachment":null,"posted":1715224539},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792693,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792429
Based facts
>>4792433
Mindbroken dog buttsniffer","attachment":null,"posted":1715225048},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792524
Dogs are statistically the animal you watch the most porn of but the most raped one is either a goat, horse or sheep. Those live and die without seeing a soul but their abuser and there’s no evidence but jizz. No stretching no bleeding. And its legal to turn them into sausage. No evidence at all then - and khomeni commanded it!
Dogs are certainly the one that results in the most arrests because as a superior animal people care more for them, even total strangers. Its not like when a cat goes missing. When a dog is hurt or a dog vanishes cops get called. Hence their abusers get caught. When a cat goes missing no one gives a fuck, not even the owner lmfao
Anyways, cats stink. Literally. They do in fact have an odor. Their gross spit baths dont do shit. They smell stale and gross. Go write another fantasy about dog sex ya gross TRANNY, you arent around friends here. You’re the only one into it
FAGGOT
Hahahaha! Faggot.","attachment":null,"posted":1715225554},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792704,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792429
Cats arent real animals
They’re genetically broken domesticated disasters
Shut it with “muh predators muh prey” lol cats get decimated in the wild. Aussies stopped shooting dingos for a hot minute and their “invasive” cats vanished. Coyotes do the same. So much for staying hidden from predators.","attachment":null,"posted":1715225658},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792804,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
So here is the thing. I have 2 cats, male and female. Female smells good, male smells idk, fucking acidic, almost rancid even. You cant smell it till he gets in your face but it is there. Conclusion : female cats submit to human chads and their pheromones show it","attachment":null,"posted":1715238506},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792828,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792429
>>4792693
>cats smell sooooo good mmm yummy yum yum cat smell mmm soo good
>but actually they have no odor at all its fucking science if you say they smell bad you HAVE SEX WITH DOGS DOG SEX DOG DICKS SNIFFING DOG BUTT SEX WITH DOGS","attachment":null,"posted":1715242504},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792832,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792432
>Even the litter doesn't smell bad as long as you change it every now and again and if you do it can actually smell kind of nice
Most honest cat toilet smell enjoyer","attachment":null,"posted":1715242804},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792848,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Kitten Huffing
Degenerates like you belong on a cross. The internet had this figured out by 2006.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715245582516515.jpg","filename":"file.jpg"},"posted":1715245582},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792852,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792704
>lol cats get decimated in the wild
If this is true then why are they still fucking everywhere.","attachment":null,"posted":1715247193},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792855,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792700
>NO WE DONT FUCK OUR DOGS YOU FUCK DOGS FUCK NOOOOOOOO
>several paragraphs of a schizophrenic meltdown with facts of bestiality
Maybe you should lay off the zoo websites anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1715247775},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792866,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"whenever my cat grooms herself she smells like barbasol","attachment":null,"posted":1715249251},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792894,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792852
Because catfaggots are retarded","attachment":null,"posted":1715258108},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4792989,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm very allergic to cats, so I have interacted with them only a few times in my life. I never noticed a stench. Why do schizophrenics here have a meltdown every time cats are brought up? Why do you come to an animal board to hate animals?","attachment":null,"posted":1715271296},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793003,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792855
No, we don't fuck our dogs
You may watch a lot of bestiality porn but common sense dictates that the most raped animal on earth is some kind of domesticated herbivore. The simple fact is, dog pussy is too small. You can just look at it and figure this out. It's tiny. I know they're probably not tiny in the bestiality porn you watch, but those aren't healthy dogs - those are dogs that have been sedated and raped hundreds of times.
If you want the facts, male dogs can only penetrate flaccid with a literal pencil dick and only by arousing the female. Their vaginas work like an anus that kinks itself shut, and they're better at letting things out than they are at letting things in. They may have voluntary control over this, for retaining the knot after he gets in. There is no way you can possibly have sex with a female dog without hurting her. And there's no way you can have sex with a male dog without him hurting you. Also, male and female dogs that are subject to bestiality are overwhelmingly likely TO FUCKING DIE. Females get uterine infections from nonviable semen. Males retract their dick into a sheath where infections brew and rocket up to the bladder/kidneys like you would not believe. When a female keeps coming in to my practice with UTIs and no probably causes like brewing bladder stones and a shit diet, I JUST KNOW AND I AM WATCHING YOU
Dog rape = arrest 9/10 times, no escape, it physically and mentally damages them.
Horses, on the other hand, are absolutely the most fucked animals. There is no way anyone can tell or catch you without firsthand witness. I strongly believe every man who has a mare is fucking that animal at least once a week. When a man has a mare, JUST a mare, I never trust or respect him, EVER. Just watch how their horses act THEY ALL FUCK THEM. Mares owned by women do NOT act the same.
t. vet.
Yes, I just know and I am watching you all. We are more educated on bestiality than 100% of zoophiles.","attachment":null,"posted":1715272839},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793019,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792848
So there’s a market for this? Excellent…","attachment":null,"posted":1715274317},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793021,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793003
>t. vet
neat larp but extraordinary claims = extraordinary evidence","attachment":null,"posted":1715274446},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793183,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793003","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715289334988901.gif","filename":"catzoom.gif"},"posted":1715289334},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793184,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793003
Am vet student, this is probably not a larp
The anatomical facts do line up. You really can not fuck a dog without harming them significantly and potentially causing aggressive life threatening infections unless you are another dog. They are finely evolved to only mate to get pregnant, not mating and mating with an infertile partner both predispose them to death. If you tried to be a dogfucker your partner would experience horrible pain the first few times and die within 1-2 years. Dogfuckers are a myth. They only exist in crime statistics because when people have traumatized dogs with blown out pussies and life threatening infections it gets noticed.","attachment":null,"posted":1715289642},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793003
The part about horses and horse people is not a lie. You can just tell by how their favorite horse acts towards people of the same gender as the bastard.
t. Grew up in the country","attachment":null,"posted":1715290195},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793221,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792828
toxoniggers have been real quiet since this post
let the namecalling commence, because that's all they can do","attachment":null,"posted":1715293212},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793261,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
Neutered cats smell better. Got a tom that smells like BO and a neutered male that just smells like soft fur like the three neutered females I also have.
I've never smelled a pleasant smelling dog, but I've never had a neutered dog, so maybe that tames their scent too. Dirty dog tends to smell almost exactly the same as human BO, but with that nasty undertone of dog scent.
Chickens smell really good, and budgies smell amazing.","attachment":null,"posted":1715298313},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793289,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793003
… you’re a vet and you have this kind of attitude towards animals you’re being entrusted to take care of? sounds kinda larpy","attachment":null,"posted":1715300283},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793291,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793261
>Dirty dog tends to smell almost exactly the same as human BO, but with that nasty undertone of dog scent.
Correct. It’s a really pungent, putrid scent.
>Chickens smell really good
This though… huh?","attachment":null,"posted":1715300347},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793294,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
cat smell good","attachment":null,"posted":1715300495},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793298,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793291
They smell kinda like budgies, but without the hint of millet.
Their pens stink to hell, but the birds themselves somehow smell good.","attachment":null,"posted":1715300845},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793299,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792224
dogs eat cat shit, in fact.","attachment":null,"posted":1715300869},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793300,"name":"Schizoidberg","msg":">>4791799
I mostly liked the smell of the top of dogs' heads.","attachment":null,"posted":1715300939},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793303,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Maybe it's because I'm a smoker, but I don't detect any smell coming off my cats. Their shit and piss smells of course, but if I stick my face into my purebred snowshoe Siamese's belly, I don't get any smell. She hates when I do that too.","attachment":null,"posted":1715301173},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793304,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793299
some do, some dont
all cats use a litterbox","attachment":null,"posted":1715301390},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793355,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793261
>>4793291
anon has bird toxo","attachment":null,"posted":1715305595},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793396,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791932
Kek is this before or after its anal worm casings fall on your pillow","attachment":null,"posted":1715311235},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4793604,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793396
Whhhyy does every catfaggot have a story about this??","attachment":null,"posted":1715345507},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791916
>litterbox
>your house is your cats prison
Let it outside
I own cats and say toxo is a meme but this is genuine toxo
>you vil force it to shit in the box and you vil clean it up
Like wtf? Just stop living in nazi land where your cat cant even go outside without being brutaly disassembled","attachment":null,"posted":1715390481},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794052,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792027
No cats smell like cats and dogs like dog
You have to get used to it or else you hate it","attachment":null,"posted":1715390581},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794055,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792143
>all cats use a litterbox
Only in naziland","attachment":null,"posted":1715390727},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794057,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792225
This but replace the 100%'s with 50%","attachment":null,"posted":1715390839},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794062,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792402
>we let it outside sometimes
>sometimes
Theres your problem","attachment":null,"posted":1715391082},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794090,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"from experience, cats either smell like corn chips or dust and sunlight","attachment":null,"posted":1715392808},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794096,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"> getting frustrated other people you'll never meet don't care about the same odors as you.
Why the fuck is the board so feminine?","attachment":null,"posted":1715393099},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
I remember hearing a story about some guy smelling his finger after fingering his cat and it being the worst thing he'd ever smelled, so take that as you will","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715399905619834.jpg","filename":"1702613881691841.jpg"},"posted":1715399905},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794164,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794163
sure you're not thinking of the story where a guy fingered a cougar, licked his finger and said it tasted like sourdough and butter?","attachment":null,"posted":1715400081},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794184,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792027
I have never sniffed a dog that smelled good. They all reek, almost like a wet and dirty towel.","attachment":null,"posted":1715403449},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794051
“nazi land” would be the opposite of that tbf","attachment":null,"posted":1715404020},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794190,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794163
>>4794164
both of those sound irrefutably fake","attachment":null,"posted":1715404074},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794244,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
My cats just smell like dirt and dust, they're mostly outdoor cats though (private property, you urbanite cucks)","attachment":null,"posted":1715409871},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794248,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793003
>but common sense
Anon, dogs are raped way more often than you'd think. And there is not need for penetration to happen to the animal for it to be raped.
If you're a vet, you are one retarded motherfucker.
>horses
At least you got something right.","attachment":null,"posted":1715410098},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794604,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is the anti cat poster a unironic schizo?","attachment":null,"posted":1715468338},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794622,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791799
Women just don't understand that this is exactly what men want to do but with their thighs and tummy instead","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715470541648105.png","filename":"tumblr_nzvapsOgWg1u3bnvbo3_1280.png"},"posted":1715470541},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794658,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">anti cat fags think we care about their opinions about anything let alone think we care about being surrounded by them
I'm glad I reek like my cat so I can keep retard like you away","attachment":null,"posted":1715476202},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794691,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794189
The opposite of what","attachment":null,"posted":1715480646},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794696,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Dogs smell good. They can stink, but that's your fault, not theirs.
I have never encountered a white person who disagreed. Ever. Only asians and blacks.
>>4794248
No, dogs are probably one of the least raped animals. It just harms them so severely for an animal most people actually care about that it's the most prosecuted bestiality crime. Also, people who fuck dogs tend to be extremely low IQ and not actually like dogs, they just like owning them.
bestiality probably happens 10000x more than we think, but mostly to farm animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1715480949},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794706,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I love cats","attachment":null,"posted":1715481577},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794775,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794696
>and not actually like dogs, they just like owning them.
That’s most dog owners as we’ve time and time again on this board unfortunately","attachment":null,"posted":1715489229},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794776,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794604
Yes. And obsessed.
>>4794622
pic not related","attachment":null,"posted":1715489307},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794842,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791826
yes, pretty much","attachment":null,"posted":1715496958},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4794844,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791826
Makes the most sense id say
Toxo makes rodents attracted to cat filth and humans are basically just big fancy rodents","attachment":null,"posted":1715497378},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4795161,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794775
Its every dog owner with a double digit iq
You can rile a few up by going on /dog/ and saying that hurting dogs is a morally wrong and unnecessary act that predisposes them to fear aggression. They have literal meltdowns and start aimlessly seething and larping about huskies. Funniest shit on earth.","attachment":null,"posted":1715544627},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4795321,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794776","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715562229008926.jpg","filename":"d82.jpg"},"posted":1715562229},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4795437,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795321
Isnt that 1 punch man
Idk because i dont watch tranime","attachment":null,"posted":1715572747},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4795505,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795321
kek i don’t remember this scene it’s cool that he did that again though","attachment":null,"posted":1715578340},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4796793,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791949
Brain damage ever since the day he was born","attachment":null,"posted":1715715208},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4797387,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795321
>shitty series is relevant again because of porn bait
My only wish in this life is to kill as many coomers as I can.","attachment":null,"posted":1715797336},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4797394,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Dogs smell amazing. Like a meadow in the middle of a cedar grove.
Cats smell neutral at best. Like dirt.","attachment":null,"posted":1715797784},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4797652,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797387
What? If anything it’s more relevant than ever. And it’s still fun.
>>4797394
This is gigacope","attachment":null,"posted":1715817107},{"board":"an","thread":4791799,"pid":4799445,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793003
human beings are so vile","attachment":null,"posted":1715995953}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792168,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The Enigmatic Dodo Bird","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715189521335898.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_2024-05-08-09-11-38-850_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg"},"posted":1715189521},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792205,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"mammoth","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715193452185404.jpg","filename":"IMG_6526.jpg"},"posted":1715193452},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792495,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792168
you fucking idiot that’s the common instagram android","attachment":null,"posted":1715214016},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792205
Somehow looks exactly like Ray Romano","attachment":null,"posted":1715214804},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792521,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792205
that’s just an indian man you racist","attachment":null,"posted":1715215349},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792770,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792168
Sir that is a dove. Put it down.","attachment":null,"posted":1715232420},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792968,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"dinosaur","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715270091531208.jpg","filename":"IMG_6530.jpg"},"posted":1715270091},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792970,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792510
>*in a droll, Italian-American accent* “I’m not fat, it’s all this fur. Makes me look… poofy.”","attachment":null,"posted":1715270241},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792973,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792168
huh, that's funny, it looks just like a juvenile rock dove to me.","attachment":null,"posted":1715270506},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792977,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792973
Yeah but aren’t dodos just a kind of flightless pigeon? I’m sure they looked basically exactly like OP.","attachment":null,"posted":1715270785},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792982,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792977
you're right Anon, dodos and urban pigeons are all members of the family Columbidae. Such a shame they don't still exist, I bet they would make good companion animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1715271013},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792988,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">One of the original names for the dodo was the Dutch "Walghvoghel", first used in the journal of Dutch Vice Admiral Wybrand van Warwijck, who visited Mauritius during the Second Dutch Expedition to Indonesia in 1598. Walghe means "tasteless", "insipid", or "sickly", and voghel means "bird". The name was translated by Jakob Friedlib into German as Walchstök or Walchvögel. The original Dutch report titled Waarachtige Beschryving was lost, but the English translation survived:
>>On their left hand was a little island which they named Heemskirk Island, and the bay it selve they called Warwick Bay... Here they taried 12. daies to refresh themselues, finding in this place great quantity of foules twice as bigge as swans, which they call Walghstocks or Wallowbirdes being very good meat. But finding an abundance of pigeons & popinnayes [parrots], they disdained any more to eat those great foules calling them Wallowbirds, that is to say lothsome or fulsome birdes.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715271274527254.jpg","filename":"1024px-View_of_the_Mauritius_roadstead_-_engraving.jpg"},"posted":1715271274},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792991,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I want them back bros :(","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715271424430895.jpg","filename":"Dodo_(VOC_Gelderland,_1602).jpg"},"posted":1715271424},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4792999,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792991
The worst part is with enough effort we could totally get thylacines or mammoths back but with dodos they went completely scorched earth so there’s not even a trace of them left besides drawings.","attachment":null,"posted":1715272277},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792991
Ehhh we have enough large flightless birds around let them rest in peace","attachment":null,"posted":1715274875},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793027,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793025
Turkeys are literally superior dodos in every way. Even with coyotes and coywolve populations in my region skyrocketing, they’re fucking everywhere, you still always have to stop in the road for crossing swarms of turkeys. But dodos immediately died because weasels suddenly exist?
Kneel.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715275161165856.jpg","filename":"IMG_6535.jpg"},"posted":1715275161},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793066,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"temnospondyl","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715279300731584.jpg","filename":"Japan_16_Aug_D02_130_nik2_logo_750.jpg"},"posted":1715279300},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792168
>>4792205
>>4792968
>>4793066
>thread with actual photographs of long-extinct animals
neat","attachment":null,"posted":1715279433},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793083,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792982
The character Thursday Next has a v1.2 pet dodo named Pickwick but since the sequencing technology wasn't perfected until v1.7, Pickwick lacks wings altogether. She laid an egg which hatched into a son, Alan, who currently lives with Hamlet, Prince of Denmark.","attachment":null,"posted":1715280717},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793096,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793027
Based. Plus they actually taste good","attachment":null,"posted":1715281856},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793191,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"wooly rhino","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715290320081141.jpg","filename":"IMG_6565.jpg"},"posted":1715290320},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793205,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793025
No comment prefixed with ehh or meh is ever worth reading. Further input is not necessary.","attachment":null,"posted":1715291308},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793329,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793205
No one cares about your autistic pet peeves seethe I guess queer","attachment":null,"posted":1715303815},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793347,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792991
I guarantee that if they got brought back people would immediately hate or stop caring at all about them because in the end they are in reality, just extra large ground pigeons.","attachment":null,"posted":1715304835},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793371,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793347
Basically. The ‘fascination’ with them really only exists because they’re extinct.","attachment":null,"posted":1715307666},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793394,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793027
I thought dodos died because they were the alpha predators of their island and didn't thus fear anything, so human sailors could just walk up to them and quickly kill them. I heard they also made a cry to call for help when hurt, which drew in other dodos, who also then got killed.","attachment":null,"posted":1715311164},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793430,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792999
>not even a trace left
We've got some sub-fossil bones and a head. That's it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715315063},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793533,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793347
extra large ground pigeons are really cool though","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715331666883798.jpg","filename":"twycross-zoo-victoria-crowned-pigeon.jpg"},"posted":1715331666},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793542,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792205
>elephants
>hairy
chinese fake","attachment":null,"posted":1715332913},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793547,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Archaeopteryx","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715333558287919.jpg","filename":"01595404.jpg"},"posted":1715333558},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793548,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Mosasaur","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715333728791510.jpg","filename":"1353855950_c996c51bc3_b.jpg"},"posted":1715333728},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Squalodon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715334004883707.jpg","filename":"l9iozekw0e881.jpg"},"posted":1715334004},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793593,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793533
Dodos didn’t look that cool doebeitever","attachment":null,"posted":1715344018},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793817,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"moeritherium","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715369043623378.jpg","filename":"Bard's tapir dreamstime.jpg"},"posted":1715369043},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793931,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Homo neanderthalensis","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715378033776911.jpg","filename":"ron_perlman.jpg"},"posted":1715378033},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793949,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793931
That’s a cro-magnon man","attachment":null,"posted":1715379471},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793973,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793533","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715382006359008.png","filename":"GGf9YF6boAAhDSR.png"},"posted":1715382006},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793990,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793931
no one post a pic of a homo habilus","attachment":null,"posted":1715384138},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4793997,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793973
very cool. the little white dove looks so impressed.","attachment":null,"posted":1715384847},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4794250,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793931
a jew?","attachment":null,"posted":1715410328},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4795097,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793548
this one is a bit of a stretch I don’t think this is what a mosasaur looked like at all but the squalodon, wooly rhino and allosaurus foot gave me chills unironically","attachment":null,"posted":1715537128},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4796759,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Who is the time traveler that took these?","attachment":null,"posted":1715712767},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4798110,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"radiodont","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715877704002599.jpg","filename":"istockphoto-1227571650-612x612.jpg"},"posted":1715877704},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4798128,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792168
I saw a bird I didn't recognize in the park the other day, looked kind of like this. Are there Dodos in maryland?","attachment":null,"posted":1715878700},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4798129,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798128
It would have to be. All the others diddid and dodo nothing these days.","attachment":null,"posted":1715878976},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4798130,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798129
Just. Shut up already. Please.","attachment":null,"posted":1715879066},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4798241,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798110
>>4798129
>>4798130
Kek","attachment":null,"posted":1715887714},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4800423,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792168","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716127382734713.webm","filename":"Amsterdam_albatross.webm"},"posted":1716127382},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4800440,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792205
>BLOODY BASTARD DO NOT REDEEM THE PEANUTS","attachment":null,"posted":1716130389},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4801579,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The fearsome pachycephalos","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716236023982058.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_2024-05-20-22-04-41-166_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg"},"posted":1716236023},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4801585,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Velociraptor","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716236614367122.jpg","filename":"featherless-chicken[1].jpg"},"posted":1716236614},{"board":"an","thread":4792168,"pid":4801596,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801585
WRONG! That`s a man!","attachment":null,"posted":1716237942}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4791901,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How do we defeat him, /an/?
There must be some vulnerability past these unflinching features contained in this dauntless visage.
A point of failure in his supposed invulnerability we not have as of yet allowed ourselves to perceive.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715160365852549.jpg","filename":"1715103987882226.jpg"},"posted":1715160365},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4791930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791901","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715166493087397.jpg","filename":"IMG_3686.jpg"},"posted":1715166493},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4791957,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715169922154961.png","filename":"image.png"},"posted":1715169922},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4791958,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791901","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715169971412772.jpg","filename":"1630763297250.jpg"},"posted":1715169971},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4791960,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I don’t want to defeat him. He is my favorite thing about this board","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715170131700712.jpg","filename":"FD870957-90B8-4DA3-BF32-F915A5EDE860.jpg"},"posted":1715170131},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4791962,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715170397390182.gif","filename":"1679088300045327.gif"},"posted":1715170397},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792057,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715182187607518.jpg","filename":"image.jpg"},"posted":1715182187},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792061,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791901","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715182499495289.gif","filename":"6633b050-fd9b-4b81-814b-4fb8862b62d5.gif"},"posted":1715182499},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792069,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715182628240016.jpg","filename":"Big Boy Signal.jpg"},"posted":1715182628},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792144,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791901
Turn his power against him.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715188365413806.jpg","filename":"imagepe.jpg"},"posted":1715188365},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792152,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791962
i LOATH this gif","attachment":null,"posted":1715189054},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792153,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791962
i LOVE this gif","attachment":null,"posted":1715189202},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792162,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791901
The frogs will continue until morale improves","attachment":null,"posted":1715189422},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792254,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792152
>>4792153
the frogality of anon","attachment":null,"posted":1715196528},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792258,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791901
feed him Syrian hamsters until he explodes","attachment":null,"posted":1715196863},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792294,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why do these things have such bad reaction times?","attachment":null,"posted":1715200855},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792306,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Alright, I admit it. I'm the frogposter. Do with me as you will.","attachment":null,"posted":1715202214},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792387,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792306
No, I'M the frogposter.","attachment":null,"posted":1715207483},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792463,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792306
>>4792387
Alright, for real this time, I'm the frogposter. and I'm absolutely not sorry.","attachment":null,"posted":1715212839},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792472,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792306
>>4792387
>>4792463
Ignore these cunts, I'M the real frogposter and I will not stop.","attachment":null,"posted":1715213206},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792532,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I am the god damn frogposter.","attachment":null,"posted":1715215995},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791901
Why defeat him? He's the hero /an/ deserves.","attachment":null,"posted":1715216138},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792646,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792258
they have bottomless chasm stomachs that won’t work","attachment":null,"posted":1715222020},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792647,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791930
yummy cricket thing","attachment":null,"posted":1715222082},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792648,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792387
>>4792463
>>4792472
I'M THE REAL FROGPOSTER. Please don't tie me up with an extension cord and do sexual stuff to me~ I would hate that~","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715222209445991.jpg","filename":"308226.jpg"},"posted":1715222209},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792687,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715224598582787.gif","filename":"1683125070048457.gif"},"posted":1715224598},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792689,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715224686273809.jpg","filename":"1682588849781405.jpg"},"posted":1715224686},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792691,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715224925136900.webm","filename":"ERFQCLCUcAAQGT7.webm"},"posted":1715224925},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792692,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715224996443247.jpg","filename":"peadcmqs7dax.jpg"},"posted":1715224996},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792695,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What kind of fool do you take me for?! He's frogposter >>4792306 he's frogposter >>4792387 you're frogposter >>4792463 IM FROGPOSTER!!! Are there any other frogposters I should know about?! >>4792648 I'm hiding this thread.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715225299039518.jpg","filename":"6wz6mn.jpg"},"posted":1715225299},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792788,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792689","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715235360617659.png","filename":"frog blowjob.png"},"posted":1715235360},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4792792,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I love froge","attachment":null,"posted":1715236191},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4794038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715389183178489.png","filename":"unknown.png"},"posted":1715389183},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4794976,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I hate this thread","attachment":null,"posted":1715521234},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4794994,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794976
I LOVE this thread.
https://youtu.be/gSHYRk18BNY","attachment":null,"posted":1715522378},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4795312,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715561691753815.jpg","filename":"frog (1).jpg"},"posted":1715561691},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4796163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715646788026746.jpg","filename":"frog (1) (1).jpg"},"posted":1715646788},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4797007,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715739008944398.jpg","filename":"ribbit.jpg"},"posted":1715739008},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4798012,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715862333788543.jpg","filename":"frog (2).jpg"},"posted":1715862333},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4798796,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715950311442095.jpg","filename":"frog (3).jpg"},"posted":1715950311},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4799944,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716061595700090.jpg","filename":"frogs.jpg"},"posted":1716061595},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4801277,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716208474997714.jpg","filename":"toad.jpg"},"posted":1716208474},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4802194,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798012
the imperator...","attachment":null,"posted":1716285035},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4802206,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792695
I AM HOWTOBASIC","attachment":null,"posted":1716289023},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4803346,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716397420540495.png","filename":"wawa_froggy.png"},"posted":1716397420},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4804253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716470394643216.webm","filename":"frog.webm"},"posted":1716470394},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4804260,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I miss the poster counter, why does gook moot hate us? :(","attachment":null,"posted":1716471322},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4804466,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716490848607475.png","filename":"1709107722740838.png"},"posted":1716490848},{"board":"an","thread":4791901,"pid":4804974,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804260
I wonder that every day myself.","attachment":null,"posted":1716528930}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4793256,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why so dramatic?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715297287920399.jpg","filename":"IMG_1897.jpg"},"posted":1715297287},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4793290,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793256
snakes are dogshit at combat. their ONLY weapon is located at their most vulnerable spot on their body (their fragile, thin and flexible skulls) and even there they have shit for bite force (because of said thin, bendy skull). Not only that, but even the most fast acting venom wont kill instantly; a king cobra may have enough venom in its bite to kill a bull elephant, but not quick enough to prevent that bull elephant from obliterating the thing in any number of ways before it goes.
With that in mind, snakes primarily want to AVOID combat whenever possible, and the primary ways to do that are to be scary, or gross. In the case of a hognose, it's not going "bleh I am dead do not eat me," it's going "AAAAARGHHGGH OH FUCK FUCK WHAT DID I EAT I'M DYING AHHHGHGHGH OH GOD IT HURTS I CANT STOP SHITTING bleh I'm dead."
There's also some theorization that they sequester toxins from the toads they eat, so they SMELL like they're poisoned too.","attachment":null,"posted":1715300337},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4793293,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793256
No venom = desperate measures
nothing else to do","attachment":null,"posted":1715300488},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4793408,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793256
real question here; what purpose does playing dead even serve? Sure if it's a bigass herbivore I could understand but if a wolf or some shit walks by and sees you freak out and play dead it's just gonna eat you for sure. Even if you defecate on yourself, I've seen dogs eating cat shit before they do not care.","attachment":null,"posted":1715312242},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4793475,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793408
consider the behavior of a dog though, a live animal they will shake it around until dead
a dead animal they just kinda carry it around
it's a gambit but better than nothing","attachment":null,"posted":1715320941},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4793480,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793408
see>>4793290
>it's not going "bleh I am dead do not eat me," it's going "AAAAARGHHGGH OH FUCK FUCK WHAT DID I EAT I'M DYING AHHHGHGHGH OH GOD IT HURTS I CANT STOP SHITTING bleh I'm dead."
its the same reason why animals dont like dealing with aggressive animals, like badgers, its more trouble than its worth","attachment":null,"posted":1715321457},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4793620,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793408
If you smell bad enough the chances are pretty even. Most animals don’t want anything to do with what smells like a rotting carcass","attachment":null,"posted":1715347509},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4793977,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793256
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID","attachment":null,"posted":1715382360},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4794009,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793256
As a thespian, we can call him a technician perhaps, bit not a master.","attachment":null,"posted":1715386186},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4795587,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793256
A homeless drunk asked me for change the other day under a supermarket. I told him I only carry a card but he insisted that I please check. So I did what the snake did. I took out my wallet, opened it up, rotated it upside down and shook it in a comical, overexaggerated way. Only then did the bum fuck off.","attachment":null,"posted":1715592230},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4795999,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793977
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE","attachment":null,"posted":1715634106},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4796264,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715657930368846.webm","filename":"1467784563334.webm"},"posted":1715657930},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4796506,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793290
What animal is best designed for combat?","attachment":null,"posted":1715702213},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4796580,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796506
Most animals are not suited for long drawn out combat, but if you really have to pick one, probably grizzly bears.","attachment":null,"posted":1715705888},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4796581,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793620
Raccoons will crawl through a hail of lead to eat the most vile-smelling putrefying matter in the universe from my garbage can","attachment":null,"posted":1715705898},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4796648,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796581
Yes, because it’s a scavenger, vultures also wouldn’t mind the smell, hence why I said “most”","attachment":null,"posted":1715708651},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4796652,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SOjmJG73UI","attachment":null,"posted":1715708773},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4796745,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793290
my hogger
>smells nice
>eats pinky mice
>never plays dead
>handleable
I love him","attachment":null,"posted":1715712153},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4797176,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793256
He wants to make it VERY CLEAR that he is in fact dead and that you can now leave him alone.","attachment":null,"posted":1715771416},{"board":"an","thread":4793256,"pid":4797984,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793256
How do these strategies work against vultures? I'm pretty sure they wouldn't mind the foul odours","attachment":null,"posted":1715857161}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4793260,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I come from a typical white trash family and my mother has fed up an army of stray cats on the property, who are now terrorising my actual pet cat. She has come home yesterday battered and bleeding, and I am looking for advice on how to manage the situation.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715298011906056.jpg","filename":"2m5qvx8nzerc1.jpg"},"posted":1715298011},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4793267,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793260","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715298778323769.jpg","filename":"8pkid2[1].jpg"},"posted":1715298778},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4793277,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793267
This. Fucking moron.","attachment":null,"posted":1715299212},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4793280,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793260
Abandon your dysgenic white trash family and let them sink without you.","attachment":null,"posted":1715299457},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4793281,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793260
“White trash” usually hoard pitbulls and other kinds of neglected mangy mongrel so that’s a weird thing to mention","attachment":null,"posted":1715299572},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4793532,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793260
poison them? what else? you retarded?","attachment":null,"posted":1715331401},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4793552,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793260
Feed them tylenol","attachment":null,"posted":1715334554},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4794088,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793260
Just give them to the shelter
>>4793267
Fuck you
Fuck your propaganda
Cats belong outside
Cats dont need litterboxes
Cats need a catdoor
But you wont listen
As you are paid off by litterbox manifactureres
>>4793277
See above
>>4793532
Fuck you
>>4793552
Fuck you","attachment":null,"posted":1715392755},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4794111,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793260
Why the fuck you bringing race into this?
Every single woman of any race above the age of 50 starts feeding stray cats.
get off of twitter.","attachment":null,"posted":1715394409},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4794126,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794088
Oh yeah I'm on the payroll of Big Litter. I want you to keep your cat indoors to sell more litter. You've found me out.","attachment":null,"posted":1715395783},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4794141,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794088
literal toxobrain","attachment":null,"posted":1715396773},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4794890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794088
I have a cat who stays indoors because I love her, she joins me when I go to bed and follows me all around the house and when I pet her she licks my arm.
Mad?","attachment":null,"posted":1715508548},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795018,"name":"Anonymous","msg":".22 rifles exist for a reason.
If that's too loud, a .22 air rifle would work, 1250FPS minimum.
Keep your fucking menace to birds inside though, cunt.","attachment":null,"posted":1715525044},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795019,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794088
> "anon, you should poison them"
>NOOO U ARE FAGOT FUK UU!!1!
>GIVE DEM TO DA SHELTER
>which will promptly euthanise them
Lmao.","attachment":null,"posted":1715525139},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795021,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794088
Based, animals need enrichment and space to find resources.","attachment":null,"posted":1715525811},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795023,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794088
If cats belong outside i hope you acknowledge they also belong in canine and raptor stomachs because they are literally a middle of the food chain prey animal dude
If you love your cat you dont feed it to eagle, owls, coyotes and dogs","attachment":null,"posted":1715525886},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795032,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795023
Literally everything eats cats. Even foxes and badgers. Most dogs will kill them too unless the owner likes cats enough to socialize their dog with a common pest.","attachment":null,"posted":1715526533},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795044,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793260
too soon","attachment":null,"posted":1715528313},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795089,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">usual schizophrenic comes in larping about killing and screeching
never fails","attachment":null,"posted":1715535816},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795198,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794126
Yes
>>4794141
How so?
>>4794890
>i have a cat who stays indoors because i love her
Peak delusion
Try opening a door
Also
Toxo detected
Enjoy cleaning shit
>>4795019
Name 1 poisen that isnt painful
>>4795021
This
>>4795023
>raptor
>coyote
I agree, naziland inhabitants should keep their cats inside","attachment":null,"posted":1715548818},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795199,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794088
>>4795021
>>4795198
Exterminate all invasive species.","attachment":null,"posted":1715548938},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795204,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795198
>who stays indoors because i love her
>Peak delusion
>Try opening a door
Do you endorse toddlers drinking the funny liquids under the sink too? Make sure you re-read this question a couple times because where I quoted you you simultaneously showed some severe illiteracy. Take your time, toxohost.","attachment":null,"posted":1715549177},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795284,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795204
What does bleach have to do with a door
Or wait
>waaaaaaa my furbaby cant go ourside!!111 it will die of..... uh...... it'll just die ok!
Stop torturing your cat
Get a catdoor
Maybe its not too late and it will stop using the l*tterbox
My cat never used the litterbox even when i had 1
And my cat doesnt die because its not retarded and i dont live in naziland","attachment":null,"posted":1715560133},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795286,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795284","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715560223004956.jpg","filename":"1710557410952545.jpg"},"posted":1715560223},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795289,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795286
Is that a smug anime face? Oh no! Sounds like you must ACK!","attachment":null,"posted":1715560322},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795292,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795198
>name 1 poisen
Cyanide, botulinum, ricin.
Catching them and gassing with carbon monoxide.
Euthanizing them.
Shooting through the head.","attachment":null,"posted":1715560636},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795293,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795284
They kill wildlife.
I'll shoot 'em on the spot.
I don't even hate cats, I simply like birds more.","attachment":null,"posted":1715560737},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795298,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795198
>naziland
Back to Africa with you.","attachment":null,"posted":1715560853},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795302,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795292
I guess
Still better to castrate them","attachment":null,"posted":1715560992},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795303,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795021
"white trash" is a psyop. fix your self esteem playa","attachment":null,"posted":1715561182},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795305,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793260
>I come from a typical white trash family
woah cool it with the racism there!","attachment":null,"posted":1715561250},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795306,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795293
>muh wildlife
Lol
Birds can all die
>shoot em on the spot
As i said, you shouldnt let ur cats out in naziland
Oh and i have a camera + tracker + vitaldetector
What now, chud?
>>4795298
What","attachment":null,"posted":1715561254},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795363,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795306
>camera, tracker, vitaldetector
Okay? And?","attachment":null,"posted":1715567753},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795397,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795198
>>4795284
>>4795306
>naziland
What is wrong with you
Is it autism","attachment":null,"posted":1715570570},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795400,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795199 (Me)
oh also im trans btw","attachment":null,"posted":1715570645},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795403,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795286
post more cuties
>>4795303
trvke","attachment":null,"posted":1715570746},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795433,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795363
>and?
If you shoot my cat i will sue
>>4795397
>is it autism
Yes","attachment":null,"posted":1715572567},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795705,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795433
>sue
It's legal to shoot them here, kek, and I'm not even American.
They are considered pests.
Have fun losing the lawsuit, I guess, and getting counter-sued.","attachment":null,"posted":1715608568},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795715,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795705
>its legal to shoot them here
Naziland","attachment":null,"posted":1715609584},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795719,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795715
Back to Africa.","attachment":null,"posted":1715609913},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4795771,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795719
What","attachment":null,"posted":1715615724},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796153,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795719
Why","attachment":null,"posted":1715645550},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796159,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795433
Your cat just won't come home. It will be being devoured by a racoon or crushed by a compacter in a dump truck once I throw your worthless snowball into my trash bin.","attachment":null,"posted":1715646407},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796168,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795306
You have a camera on your cat at all times? No you dont lmao. A cat would rip that thing off. They wont even wear collars","attachment":null,"posted":1715647378},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796241,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796159
When the vital detector detects that the cat is dead the thorium reactor in its intestants will go off
>>4796168
Its on all the legs","attachment":null,"posted":1715656076},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796311,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796168
A lot of cats wear collars? Though it’s best to keep them loose if you’re letting them out so they don’t snag on anything","attachment":null,"posted":1715667676},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796466,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796241
cool you realize it's dead and that's all. Nothing happens. You're cat just continues to rot / be ate.","attachment":null,"posted":1715698818},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796466
Dont you know what a thorium reactor is","attachment":null,"posted":1715702290},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796711,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796507
You're just a retard. My magic wish from my lamp already teleported the minced remains of your cat into your asshole. Congrats. Next time you take a shit, guess what; it's your worthless invasive litter box smelling animal.
See, I can roleplay also, faggot.","attachment":null,"posted":1715711052},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796507
I just realized, you're a girl, aren't you?","attachment":null,"posted":1715711278},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796872,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796711
>see, i can roleplay also, faggot
Good morning sir","attachment":null,"posted":1715721043},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796952,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796718
What
Anyway if you kill my cat the thorium will go off and kill you too, chud","attachment":null,"posted":1715732769},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796963,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796952
Are you a girl?
I'm not the 'I can roleplay also, " poster, I'm >>4795293
Are you female, biologically?","attachment":null,"posted":1715734073},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4796966,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796963
>are you a female
Yes
>biologicaly
No
Jkjkjk no im a straight white male","attachment":null,"posted":1715734258},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4797096,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796952
You don't have thorium. You're larping. You're also larping in this regard;
>>4796966
Nothing about you is straight.","attachment":null,"posted":1715755434},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4797231,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797096
>you dont have thorium
Ok, you got me
Its actually anti-thorium, so if you break the thorium reactor, the magnets keeping the antithorium from touching the reactor turn off, causing you to explode anyway
>nothing about you is straight
No im a straight white male","attachment":null,"posted":1715783126},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4797265,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796872
you exposed him
definitely brown","attachment":null,"posted":1715786382},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4797354,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797231
You are a gay transvestite","attachment":null,"posted":1715795410},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4797358,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797354
Citation needed, chud
>>4797265
Yes","attachment":null,"posted":1715795553},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4797368,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797231
Nice try. You’d need polarized dilithium crystals for that. Your cat does not contain a warp drive, larper.
My dog on the other hand has a top spacetime traversal rate of the speed of light to the power of 13.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715796250443005.jpg","filename":"IMG_9679.jpg"},"posted":1715796250},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4797378,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797368
big deal. my dog has a cloaking device.","attachment":null,"posted":1715796847},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4797383,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797378
Your dog might have a cloaking device, but my cat has developed a phase shift based cloaking device that also renders them immune to phaser fire. have fun figuring out where they are based on residual chroniton fields, chud. not like you'd be able to do anything if you could. you'll never defeat my kot's superior technology.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715797264607075.jpg","filename":"FiD8PT2WQAA22DN.jpg"},"posted":1715797264},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4797391,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797383
Oh shit dogbros what are we going to do?","attachment":null,"posted":1715797531},{"board":"an","thread":4793260,"pid":4797639,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797383
that’s so cool where can I get one","attachment":null,"posted":1715816292}]}
{"title":"What kind of frog is this?","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791110,"name":"frogtoucher9000","msg":"is it poisonous?
can I touch it with my bare hands?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715077685438706.jpg","filename":"frog.jpg"},"posted":1715077685},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791113,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791110
What region of the world?
Probably not and he'd rather you didn't.","attachment":null,"posted":1715078026},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791117,"name":"frogtoucher9000","msg":">>4791113
Western Hemisphere
do frogs not like it when you pick them up and put them on your palm?","attachment":null,"posted":1715079095},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791126,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791117
Most small animals would very much prefer the giant lanky ape things wouldn't touch them, or be near them at all.
Also frogs especially have sensitive skin that could be damaged by the oils, salts, and chemicals on yours. It's not catastrophic of course if you just want to pick him up and move him somewhere if he's in danger, but like that anon said, he'd rather not be touched.","attachment":null,"posted":1715079729},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791110
Leave him be","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715080426413391.jpg","filename":"angry.jpg"},"posted":1715080426},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791175,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791126
Floppy frog fingers typed this post.
I WILL touch all the frogs I want and I WILL be happy!!","attachment":null,"posted":1715088231},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791281,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791133
where did u get that pic of me","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715098807328378.jpg","filename":"71eef6188b89654fa6fe10ebd13a6e21f8a921d405eaef1e67e371f375bd19b5.jpg"},"posted":1715098807},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791290,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791281","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715099399428912.jpg","filename":"fat fuck.jpg"},"posted":1715099399},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791313,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"that's not a frog it's a toad","attachment":null,"posted":1715101166},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791348,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715103987882226.jpg","filename":"image.jpg"},"posted":1715103987},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791374,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791110
Don’t touch it they have prehensile tongues that can emerge and sever anything instantly","attachment":null,"posted":1715105988},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791113
>>4791126
>>4791133
Misinformation. Fact check: Animals like when I touch them","attachment":null,"posted":1715106049},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791427,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791281
chompsky honk","attachment":null,"posted":1715111252},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4791831,"name":"frogtoucher9000","msg":">>4791375
especially the female Homo sapiens
;)","attachment":null,"posted":1715147270},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4793296,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791110
Looks like a chorus frog","attachment":null,"posted":1715300680},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4794323,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791110
Thats clearly the eastern assasian frog, which has venom strong enough to kill an elephent in 1 second","attachment":null,"posted":1715427422},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4794330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791110
brown recluse","attachment":null,"posted":1715429049},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4794348,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791110
You can touch any frog or toad with your bare hands. None of them have contact poisons. Just wash them after","attachment":null,"posted":1715432505},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4795651,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715604376140996.png","filename":"image.png"},"posted":1715604376},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4795735,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791110
the infested toad, if you touch it it explodes into a brown recluse","attachment":null,"posted":1715611163},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4796188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795735
Just one?","attachment":null,"posted":1715649046},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4796189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794348","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715649180359269.jpg","filename":"1_0d98a246-d695-4774-8cd4-4e4a576fc0e4.jpg"},"posted":1715649180},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4796194,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796188
Yes, just one giant brown recluse","attachment":null,"posted":1715650176},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4797128,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791348
>>4795651
what do you think is going on inside their head, bros...?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715760240275303.jpg","filename":"1704584200469013.jpg"},"posted":1715760240},{"board":"an","thread":4791110,"pid":4797282,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797128
Thinkign bout bugs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715789393}]}
{"title":"/aqg/ Aquarium General","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792617,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Based bettas edition.
Discuss anything aquarium related here, including tanks, bowls, inhabitants, logs, decor, plants, and issues. Before asking questions in this thread, make sure you give us at least some details when asking a question, such as:
>Tank size (include dimensions, not just volume)
>Unusual Parameters (nitrate, pH, GH, KH)
>Any inhabitants + how long you've had them
>Age of the tank
>Pictures are always helpful
Tank Cycling:
>www.modestfish.com/how-to-cycle-your-aquarium/
Stocking and Water Change Calculator:
>www.aqadvisor.com/AqAdvisor.php
>www.hamzasreef.com/Contents/Calculators/EffectiveWaterChange.ph
Articles and Care Guides:
>www.seriouslyfish.com/knowledge-base/
>www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/
>www.aquariumcoop.com/
>www.theaquariumwiki.com/wiki/
Aquatic Plant Database:
>www.aquaticplantcentral.com/forumapc/plantfinder/all.php
>www.flowgrow.de/db/aquaticplants
Previous thread: >>4786138 # # #","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715220197859902.jpg","filename":"images - 2024-05-09T120333.675.jpg"},"posted":1715220197},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792623,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"fishe","attachment":null,"posted":1715220540},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792631,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792617
For me, it's wild bettas.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715220912467884.jpg","filename":"296d333385ea626105be5d5c2d87bdbc.jpg"},"posted":1715220912},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792634,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792582
>>4792600
If you are having issues with leverage, use something like this:
https://www.amazon.com/VEVOR-Suction-Industrial-Windshield-Capacity/dp/B0CKSYVBKK
Not particularly that one. I make no claims that that particular brand is good. I've used ones like that to lift tanks much heavier than that.
For everyone else: be careful if it's your first time lifting a non-nano tank. The dimensions make it much more difficult than you think. Like I can deadlift 5pl8 with just chalk, but I cannot lift a 200 lbs tank without assistance of some sort (straps, suction cups, etc), or at least not without serious risk of breaking it. If you are in disbelief, try lifting a 200 lbs atlas stone. It's worse than that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715221020},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792643,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Whose prettier? My dominar Male or female Festae? I can’t decide which is nicer","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715221840076910.jpg","filename":"IMG_6208.jpg"},"posted":1715221840},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792659,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"12 black rose shrimp going in the 100 gallon summer tub, taking bets on how many i get in october. i also want to breed some platys in there but want to wait until june to put them out, hopefully gives the shrimp time to get a generation out.
i only have two males left of this koi swordtail x variatus line that I like a lot, will maybe find some variatus females to breed them back to.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715222865832544.jpg","filename":"hybrid platy.jpg"},"posted":1715222865},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792696,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792617
>>4792631
Where can I get colorful ones like these","attachment":null,"posted":1715225308},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792723,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792617
First time seriously keeping fish what would you recommend for my 36 gallon?
Have
2 clowns
2 snails
A peppermint shrimp
1 bicolar blenny
2 hermit crabs
I want xenia and a watchman+pistol shrimp","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715227131959079.jpg","filename":"IMG_6755.jpg"},"posted":1715227131},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792734,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4791976
You've heard of a pot calling a kettle black, yes?
You are the pot and I am the kettle, except instead of a pot you are a gay black hole with downs syndrome and instead of a kettle I am a gigachad blowing a load in your mother's ass on a Saturday night.
Your fish sucks and so do you. Kill yourself (today).
>>4792643
I like the stripes :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715228504},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792736,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How come black/brown cherry shrimp are so expensive when they're just the mutts of the colorful ones?","attachment":null,"posted":1715228662},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792737,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792617
>>4792631
Are there golden bettas? I've only seen photoshopped pictures, not a real one in a video","attachment":null,"posted":1715228750},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792740,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792734
>he can't leave it to die in the old thread, proving me correct once again
literally rent free lmao, here is another betta picture that i thought you would like","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715228931484585.jpg","filename":"images - 2024-05-09T143052.482.jpg"},"posted":1715228931},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792741,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"shrimple","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715229025456276.jpg","filename":"skrim.jpg"},"posted":1715229025},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792768,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"as","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715232134541258.jpg","filename":"IMG20240507234610.jpg"},"posted":1715232134},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792775,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792740
The only thing this conversation has 'proven you' is that you have proven to be gay, retarded, and have a bad taste in fish (in that order).","attachment":null,"posted":1715232872},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792785,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792775
here anon, you seem to be very stressed lately, this betta photo might cheer you up :^)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715234847211311.jpg","filename":"images - 2024-05-09T161109.847.jpg"},"posted":1715234847},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792810,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A Snail Who Left Through Time - 2006 - Sci-fi/Romance","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715239234580346.webm","filename":"1683985285281822.webm"},"posted":1715239234},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715246443554876.jpg","filename":"walstadt.jpg"},"posted":1715246443},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792870,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">reverse image search","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715250020122765.jpg","filename":"images - 2024-03-10T155046.368.jpg"},"posted":1715250020},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792884,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792631
>posts an alien betta","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715255637093106.jpg","filename":"betta_rubra.jpg"},"posted":1715255637},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792898,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792734
Here’s a special pic for you fren :)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715258632274206.jpg","filename":"IMG_6216.jpg"},"posted":1715258632},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792907,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Petco baby Betta update. Really cool looking fish","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715261308275091.jpg","filename":"PXL_20240509_131526015.RAW-01.COVER.jpg"},"posted":1715261308},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792916,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792907
Very nice looking! The short finned varieties tend to get bigger and be healthier, so you sorta lucked out it wasn't a crowntail or similar.
It's a female, right?","attachment":null,"posted":1715262502},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792921,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792870
>found another local fish store that sells shrimp for less than half what he does and x-treme for like 20% less
sorry corey i'm tired of waiting for your expansion and your moving the warehouse is a betrayal of the local business spirit.
that said, the ezflow setup is a game changer for sponge filters. I wish he would do something like that for undergravels","attachment":null,"posted":1715263371},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792936,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792723
>watchman+pistol shrimp
Be careful of which ones you choose. You want a pair that are similar in size. E.G. goby that's too large for the pistol shrimp won't fit in the tunnels. Similarly, larger sized pistol shrimp can be a menace to any coral on the sand bed.
Smaller varieties tend to be expensive though. Like I have a Randall's pistol shrimp and a Yasha goby. They are absolutely tiny (perhaps too small), but way more expensive than a normal yellow watchman goby.
Perhaps a wrasse of some sort. Both for aesthetics and some pest control (melanarus, six line, yellow/canary), or if you just want something flashy, literally flashers or fairies. Some pest-control wrasses are risky though, like a lot of people complain their 6-line gets aggressive after a while. I opted for a yellow myself (yellow coris wrasse, but it's not technically a coris) and he's been fine. It is ironically my McCosker's that chases him around sometimes (but never nips).","attachment":null,"posted":1715265955},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792937,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Damn that's crazy, I got my betta yesterday.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715266095423246.jpg","filename":"PXL_20240509_144150153~2.jpg"},"posted":1715266095},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792940,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792582
Maybe /fit/ will help you lift your aquarium, anon","attachment":null,"posted":1715266861},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792723
I'm the one who recommended you to make sure the rocks don't move when the goby is digging tunnels under them.
The way I've seen it done is to put an egg crate diffuser on the bottom first, then add the rocks and make sure they're stable, then add the sand. That way the goby can't dig under the rocks and make them collapse.","attachment":null,"posted":1715266979},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792943,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792907
Doing blackface","attachment":null,"posted":1715267042},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792957,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792916
I thought it was male but appears to be an egg spot there. First time I've seen it.
>>4792937
Petco "tangerine koi"? Nice looking boy","attachment":null,"posted":1715269192},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4792960,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792957
"Some male Bettas temporarily grow a false egg spot to defend themselves"
Huh! He's maybe just in drag.","attachment":null,"posted":1715269610},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792810
how is it doing that
and is that fish on the rock dying","attachment":null,"posted":1715276296},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793042,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793038
NTA but....
Probably on the glass, or climbing a slime trail or other tiny bit of "gunk". Could also have a bubble of air in its shell that is keeping it at neutral buoyancy, but I doubt it.
The fish on the rock is a type of catfish, it hangs out on the ground or other surfaces","attachment":null,"posted":1715276769},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793062,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792936
I have just been getting everything from my local reef store honestly
Do i have to worry about the pistol shrimp killing stuff?","attachment":null,"posted":1715278969},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793065,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792941
Im going to try to at least properly bury it i guess
Thanks
>>4792936
I was thinking of getting a six lined wrasse because one really caught my eye in the pet store
I figured my clowns would fuck him up if needed since they seem to be pretty mean
Love them though they reconize me and swim into my hands","attachment":null,"posted":1715279143},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793104,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793065
Yeah clowns are usually pretty good about defending themselves. I'd be worried about a pistol shrimp goby though.
>>4792941
>>4793062
This gets said a lot but I have yet to even hear of a single instance where a rock collapse has happened. That said, my rock is glued to base rock (which is machined flat on one side) that sits directly on the glass, with the sand on top of that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715282214},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793149,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"your belly is so red, chrosomus-kun. are you ready to copulate?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715285580746811.jpg","filename":"Chrosomus.jpg"},"posted":1715285580},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793282,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Single SAE in a 30G community tank - good or bad idea? Flagfish keep dying on me so I'm giving up on them, but I still want something to mow algae.
Do I just give in and get otos+amano shrimp?","attachment":null,"posted":1715299649},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793297,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792785
I'm not stressed, I have a nice community aquarium full of fish to look at.
You'd know what that was like if you didn't have a turboautist fish that literally sperged out on its own reflection. Lol, imagine... what a sad life you have.
>>4793282
otos are based
amanos are based (make sure you have a tight lid, those little fuckers can sometimes feel the call of the void and will happily go exploring)","attachment":null,"posted":1715300801},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793301,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793282
Mine killed themselves by trying to jump out of a 75 and hitting the lid, can't imagine a 30 doing well. Think I've heard amano do ok with hair algae, if you have surface algae I heard nerites are the best you can get.","attachment":null,"posted":1715300968},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793326,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793282
>>4793301
Get a based pleco","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715303595858159.jpg","filename":"fishiefishiefishie.jpg"},"posted":1715303595},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793327,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793301
I have lots of nerites and spotless glass, it's just old growth black beard and hair algae on the anubias, buce, and Java ferns. I've got pest snails too but at least 30 assassin snails so their population stays low.
I'm a bit worried the amanos would get got by Odessa barbs, but I've tried spot feeding algae wafers/veggies, high and low hardness, and have lost the flagfish after 3-6 months each time, so I'm giving up on them. I'll give amanos a try before I get otos, not sure I want to put 10+ fish in to solve a minor nuisance, and I know they do best in groups.","attachment":null,"posted":1715303752},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793332,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793326
Unheated tank, so drops to high 60s in the winter, which smaller Plecos don't like. I've considered a rubberlip or bristlenose anyways, but hear they don't eat algae that well after they're adults, and that's a big bioload addition to not solve the algae problem.
I have panda garras but those guys don't do shit to hard algae, as much as I love them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715303873},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793333,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793327
I've had good luck killing all the black beard I've had with liquid carbon treatments.
I fill a syringe with the dose and turn off the filters for a bit while I dose it directly on the algae. Usually a couple treatments and it just disappears.","attachment":null,"posted":1715303959},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793336,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793333
Cheers, maybe that's the right next step. There's very little algae on new leaves, it's all old leaves that grew algae early in the tank's life when my control of the water parameters was less than ideal.","attachment":null,"posted":1715304109},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793350,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793297
>I have a nice community aquarium
Yet you bitch and moan for days without posting an image of it, on an imageboard. Stay seething brah, bettas swimming rent free in your head for days.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715305311897553.jpg","filename":"images - 2024-02-19T184052.493.jpg"},"posted":1715305311},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793356,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793326
But the elf was right and Isildur was wrong... So... Get rid of the pleco?","attachment":null,"posted":1715305637},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793372,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793350
I bet he doesn't have any GOODLOGS in his tank either. Pathetic.","attachment":null,"posted":1715307668},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793382,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793332
Fair. Heaters are like ten bucks though. I have a Bristlenose that is (age unknown) but appears fully grown and it won't visibly eat algae for like 2-3 weeks... then it will randomly go apeshit and clean the entire tank over the course of a single night. I don't know what causes this, maybe it gets tired of wafers and vegetables and shit and just decides it wants to go on a tankfuzz bender. I have an assload of snails and have recently introduced shrimp so my algae problems are no more for the time being.
I reinforce my earlier comment re: the based-ness of shrimp. Some Amanos will eat that shit up faster than neos but neos will breed in freshwater and replace losses.
>>4793356
The elf was a betacuck and Isildur was a Based Alpha Male.
It's a lifestyle. I wouldn't expect you to understand.
>>4793350
>>4793372
I posted an image of my tank the other day you insufferable faggot. It's the 20 long with a fuckload of plants in it.
The only thing swimming in your head is the remnants of the six gallons of jizz you guzzled last night and the only logs you know about are the logs of shit that are impacted inside your asshole. Stop samefagging, by the way, it makes you look even more pathetic than you already do (inb4 your MSPaint screenshot where you clip out the (you) that we all know is there)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715309634174607.webm","filename":"fishie.webm"},"posted":1715309634},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793386,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"New cherry shrimps from a coworker.
Also as you can see by the colour of the anubiss I'm missing some nutrients in my water column but I'm out of fertilizer. Could I use a tiny bit of powerfeed? And while I'm here my ph is pretty high, like 8 at least. Worth trying to bring down?
Only have shrimp and plants","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715310320251618.jpg","filename":"markup_1000004110.jpg"},"posted":1715310320},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793388,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793382
>poorfag bristle
>yellow water
>tds probably over 400
yeah thats exactly what i was expecting from you lmao
my pleco mogs yours btw, and so does my water clarity","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715310720610354.jpg","filename":"IMG20240412190053.jpg"},"posted":1715310720},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793392,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793382
> hates bettas
> owns a pleco aka the world's ugliest fish
> has a 20gal that looks like a smurf jerked off in it
Why even post, at this point?","attachment":null,"posted":1715311053},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793395,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What would cause the water to keep turning yellow in between water changes, with perfect params? Some aquatic plants and some emersed, pea gravel, and a terra cotta pot. Two goldfish & some snails in a (very temporary) plastic tub, not really sure of the gallon but it's less than 20. Is it just all the poop tinting the water before I vacuum it up again?","attachment":null,"posted":1715311187},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793397,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793388
How do you maintain water clarity?","attachment":null,"posted":1715311292},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793398,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793395
A lot of foods have color enhancers that could tint the water a little","attachment":null,"posted":1715311305},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793404,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793397
me? i just try keep my tanks tidy, removing decaying plant matter helps too. slow water changes to not kick detritus up in to the water column. filter floss in your filter is a great way to force maintenance (mine all clog at about two weeks from the floss) and also keeps the water clear.
plecos don't help the water quality either lmao","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715311615976479.jpg","filename":"IMG20240316181801.jpg"},"posted":1715311615},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793417,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793104
You think the pistol shrimp will kill my fish?","attachment":null,"posted":1715314239},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793446,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792643
stripes","attachment":null,"posted":1715316720},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793483,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">tfw no milf hippie aquarium gf","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715322195780545.jpg","filename":"F8F1B93D-B48D-42A9-9CCB-29C1E7163032.jpg"},"posted":1715322195},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793484,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793483
would","attachment":null,"posted":1715322553},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792617
>tank is 70% aqadvisor stocked
>isn’t scaped in a way to maximize living space
would it be a mistake to add something like a dwarf cichlid to a tetra dominated tank? I can’t think of another inhabitant to bring a little more interest to the bottom third, perhaps slightly larger. What about a flagfish?","attachment":null,"posted":1715323217},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793492,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793488
aqadvisor estimates quite low in terms of stocking levels. It think it often says at least 20% below reasonable. At 70% you have tons of space for another larger fish like an apisto pair or something.","attachment":null,"posted":1715324182},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793488
You have got plenty of room anon, go for gold.
What kind of tetras? What's the scape like? Should upload a pic so we can offer suggestions that aren't generic.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715326123581383.jpg","filename":"IMG20240417224328.jpg"},"posted":1715326123},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793596,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793398
If that's the source how do I stop it then? I'm not feeding that much, but they do miss some because they're so young they're kind of ineffective at eating the pellets","attachment":null,"posted":1715344463},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793597,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792940
: ( I didn't realize it'd be so easy for you guys
I'm 5 ft, the weight isn't the biggest problem it's the size and length. I can't just pick it up. I'll figure something out, probably get it up onto a lower surface first and then from there onto the stand.","attachment":null,"posted":1715344609},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793601,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793483
Looks like Sarah Palin","attachment":null,"posted":1715345306},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793602,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793597
>I'm 5 ft,
Cute. CUTE!","attachment":null,"posted":1715345337},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793615,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm thinking of getting a a fish tank to keep shrimp in, think it'd be cool and they seem like a good beginner thing. I've been doing research and plan on doing either a 10/20 gallon and doing a planted tank.
I'm having trouble figuring out just how much maintenance a tank requires though. Some things I've seen say it requires a water change every week while some things say you may never need to do a water change.
How often can I expect to need to do a water change/ clean the tank? I want to make sure I have enough time/energy to properly care for it before I get it. I was hoping for something that's generally low maintenance.","attachment":null,"posted":1715347080},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793616,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793597
Don't you have a roommate/neighbor/relatives in the area?
One thing I did to move a Miele washing machine (so you can guess how bulky and heavy it was) down to the basement was to use a piece of plywood. So you could put one end on the floor, one end on the stand, and gently slide your tank up.","attachment":null,"posted":1715347193},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793617,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793615
My coldwater tank has cherry shrimp and endlers live-bearers. No heater, no filter, no water changes. Just a cheap light for the plants.
Shrimp have a really low bioload, there won't be any nitrate to build up, the plants will consume it. You'll just have to trim the plants once a month or so.","attachment":null,"posted":1715347338},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793483
>tfw Lisa still hasn't lost any weight
>tfw she'd be the aquascaping milf of this general
>tfw the potential
>tfw they have a video eating fried chicken while driving down the highway","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715348488059028.png","filename":"lisa_lose_some_weight.png"},"posted":1715348488},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793650,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793615
with shrimp your maintenance level depends on what plants you choose, if you choose stem plants you'll need to trim probably ~monthly or so. You probably need to scrape for algae every month or so as well, maybe a little more early on until the system achieves balance.
>water changes
basically 100% unnecessary in a shrimp tank of any significant volume. And actually can be bad/dangerous if not done carefully. I have kept cherry shrimp in a ~0.2 gallon bowl with some substrate and one algae covered rock angled towards the sun and had them survive their entire natural lifespans in that bowl with nothing but topping off the water. They didn't breed because I wasn't giving them extra food but they were culls anyways and I just wanted to see if it'd work. They were adult shrimp and lived about two years in that bowl.
Aquariums in general can be as low maintenance as you want them to be, it all depends on how you set things up. 20 neon tetras in a 10 will need regular water changes. 20 neon tetras in a 20 will need occasional water changes. 20 neon tetras in a planted 40 will never need a water change for nitrogenous waste reduction purposes. Fish produce more waste than inverts so you'll need to clean up the substrate or have rooted plants to help decomposition of the waste but it's very possible to manage systems using plant trimming/removal as the sole source of nutrient export.","attachment":null,"posted":1715351093},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793651,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793597
you better be a woman","attachment":null,"posted":1715351104},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793668,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793617
>>4793650
thanks for these, they cleared up some things
So aslong as the tank is planted well and I dont add any other tankmates that add alot of nitrates then it should be fine?
Is there a guideline about how many plants I need in the tank and what other tankmates I could have with them? Is there such a thing as too many plants in the tank?
>>4793597
I'm only a few inches taller and I feel your pain fren.","attachment":null,"posted":1715353332},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793668
1. yes, and with shrimp honestly you don't even need many plants. just feed gently.
2. frankly every aquarium is its own system with its own rules. Beyond understanding the basics of how the nitrogen cycle works, the nutrient needs of plants and basic rules like "more light usually means more algae" the key to success is just designing a basic system you know should work then tweaking until it runs well.
that said,
>tankmates
most fish below 3'' will be OK with neocaridina shrimp. they will all eat fry to some degree and the closer you are to that 3'' mark the longer shrimp fry remain snack sized for a fish, but once neos get going with their breeding, they can usually outbreed predation if the fry have lots of cover to hide in. things like nano rasboras, male endlers and other 1'' or less fish are ideal. Also top feeders like rocket killis since shrimp tend to not spend time at the top. People say avoid bettas and other anabantoids but it can work, or it might not. Or it might work for a year then the betta discovers it can eat the shrimp and kills all of them in one night. I currently have 3 pea puffers in a 10 full of cull neocaridina that they mysteriously aren't touching and havent been for the past ~3 months since I added them. Shouldn't work, probably won't work longterm, but for now, it is.
>too many plants
it is a thing, plants are constantly shedding little bits of detritus that feeds heterotrophic bacteria which are usually just a normal part of the aquatic environment but can become virulent at high concentrations. Unhealthy plants are more of a problem and all of your plants dying at once can cause an ammonia spike that will crash a system. But generally, not that big of a worry. Start off with slow growth, slow dying plants like anubias, java fern, mosses, etc and you'll be fine.","attachment":null,"posted":1715355007},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793779,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I would never recommend not doing water changes to someone new to the hobby. The comment about danger to shrimp is right but as long as you're replacing tap water with tap water there's no problem at all you just have to temperature match it to avoid the premature molting. Stick to 25% once per week. Additionally siphoning out water is the easiest way to deal with the organic detritus causing bacteria blooms as >>4793681 mentions. Small tank no tech is popular now but it's still not beginner friendly and for every cool youtube time-lapse you see there's 100 algae filled messes.","attachment":null,"posted":1715365413},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793801,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793779
Bullshit - give one reason to do water changes, other than algae. And btw, you're getting algae because you have too many nutrients - the plants you have aren't able to consume all the ammonia or nitrate.
Doing water changes for the sake of doing water changes (muh 25% WC each week) should be laughed at.","attachment":null,"posted":1715367395},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793801
You're missing the point, it's not that these things are unavoidable and the water changes are mandatory. It's that you can't expect new people to the hobby to avoid every single common pitfall like overstocking and overfeeding and keep healthy fast growing plants. We know exactly what a beginner tank usually looks like and those people should do water changes.","attachment":null,"posted":1715367791},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793811,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793616
good idea anon","attachment":null,"posted":1715368162},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793824,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Plecocuck:
>Hides all day
>Pussy
>Expensive
>Too big
WhiptailGODS:
>Sits in front of tank all day
>Doesn't give af
>Stays good size","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715370025371369.jpg","filename":"photo_2024-05-10_15-36-52.jpg"},"posted":1715370025},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793825,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793806
No, you're missing the point. Every response here was along the lines of "low bioload, easy to grow plants". That's the best approach for a beginner - nobody said "put 200 platties in a nano cube with a fern in it".
You're acting as if some shrimp and duckweed makes for such a complicated setup for a beginner.","attachment":null,"posted":1715370097},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793830,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793510
some fat otos in there too
my first planted tank, couple of the plants are lagging but it’s entertaining to try different ones and get a sense of the vibe they have","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715370294271962.jpg","filename":"IMG_1504.jpg"},"posted":1715370294},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793845,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793597
If you're 5ft tall, you should be able to fit inside the aquarium. Just put it on its side and then pull the edge on top of you, like you're a turtle.
Then climb on the stand with the aquarium still on you - voila! Easy peasy!","attachment":null,"posted":1715370959},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793875,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792617","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715372894514199.jpg","filename":"IMG_1513.jpg"},"posted":1715372894},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793876,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793824
I was considering some red lizard whiptails as an oto alternative for my tank that has a larger cichlid in it.
I heard they have nearly the same behavior as plecos though except for occasionally burrowing in sand.","attachment":null,"posted":1715372931},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793881,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793825
I never made out that it was complicated and I'm not disagreeing with you that it's the best approach, it's that no matter how well intentioned someone is if they're new they'll run into issues and make mistakes and you're setting them up for failure by advocating that they don't do water changes. You absolutely can't tell people not to change water when you don't even know what substrate they're getting since every store is now upselling people onto aquasoil as soon as they mention plants. You have to assume that people won't be perfect, you can go no filter too but surely you wouldn't recommend that to someone starting out? It's the same idea. It's unlikely that someone will abandon the hobby because they have to spend 15 minutes a week changing water but if they have a green and brown unsightly mess they might.","attachment":null,"posted":1715373675},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793902,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793801
You do water changes in a stable aquarium to reset and renew the mineral balance of the water which get depleted by plants and livestock, to maintain specific parameters such as pH and TDS, and to remove organic compounds such as proteins, fats and such that aren't easily broken down by filtration. Having a regular water change schedule keeps parameters stable over a long term basis, something that's very important for most livestock and plants to keep them healthy. Pretty simple stuff.
And by the way, what's bigger - algae or a plant? What therefore needs more nutrients to live? It should be obvious that algae require infinitesimally less nutrients to reproduce. I have green algae on the bottom of my RO water can. The idea that algae are caused by excess nutrients is absolutely retarded. Green algae can appear anywhere there's a bit of light and red algae (BBA and Staghorn) are caused by decaying proteins, mostly released from plant metabolism or stress.","attachment":null,"posted":1715376185},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793979,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793902
>reset and renew the mineral balance of the water
top-offs will do that too
>to maintain specific parameters such as pH and TDS
lol. lmao, even.
>remove organic compounds such as proteins, fats and such that aren't easily broken down by filtration
why? they will get broken down eventually, and will be consumed by plants
>Having a regular water change schedule keeps parameters stable over a long term basis
skill issue, i bet you don't even have a tank
>very important for most livestock and plants
says who?
>some algae bullshit in a can of RO water
nice can of RO water, anon! maybe try to have an AQUARIUM next time?","attachment":null,"posted":1715382480},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793981,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793881
>you don't even know what substrate they're getting
i don't care - they should do their research, heck they can come here and ask questions
>no filter too but surely you wouldn't recommend that to someone starting out?
i absolutely do - when you go to a lake/pond/moat, do you see any hang-on back filter moving the water around? i always recommend them the "normal" approach: have a good aquascape with plenty of surface area, plants, and a deep substrate. what exactly makes the filter media more magically able to keep an aquarium stable compared to everything else? surface area is just that - surface area.","attachment":null,"posted":1715382698},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793983,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792617
how feasible do you think an arctic themed tank with mini ice bergs would be? I’ve never seen it done before except maybe at penguin exhibits at zoos.","attachment":null,"posted":1715383180},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793984,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Just stick a large pothos in the tank. You now broke the whole cycle and will never have to do water changes again. Only top off.","attachment":null,"posted":1715383198},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4793986,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793983
Chillers are expensive. Aquarium glass does not insulate well. A zoo arctic setup involves chilling the entire room the enclosure is in.","attachment":null,"posted":1715383693},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794034,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793981
>heck they can come here and ask questions
heck, they did and you started sperging out about it retard","attachment":null,"posted":1715389044},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794082,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794034
That wasn't me, dumbass. I can keep guppies and duckweed alive. And even if I didn't, I wouldn't admit it on this anonymous hungarian goat-fucking forum.","attachment":null,"posted":1715392533},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794095,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794082
Congrats for keeping the herpes and aids of the aquarium world alive, didn't realise I was talking to a pro kek.","attachment":null,"posted":1715393090},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794127,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Does anyone else suffer a shitty planted tank?
I swear mine has gotten to the point where its enraging to look at most of the time.
These fucking plants never stay put and grow how i want them too. They always want to shoot up and create a clusterfuck at the surface and keeping them rooted or held down is almost impossible.
The entirety of the culprits are one bristlenose bulldozer and one 10cm cichlid who likes to push stems around. But im still pissed at the plants for giving way so easy and having no interest in gripping a decent walsted substrate.
Not even superglue has been enough.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715395860543143.png","filename":"plantedtank.png"},"posted":1715395860},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794135,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794095
>guppies and duckweed
>herpes and aids
>doesn't even own an aquarium
Lol. Lmao, even.","attachment":null,"posted":1715396288},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794145,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"She hunts, always.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715396840275125.jpg","filename":"20240505_115039.jpg"},"posted":1715396840},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794150,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794127
>The entirety of the culprits are one bristlenose
I'll give you the same advice I gave another anon - get rid of the pleco.
They're ugly af and detrimental to your tank; why would you keep such an eyesore in your tank?","attachment":null,"posted":1715397200},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794151,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794127
You can do with plants that have more robust root structure or you can say to hell with it and just do all floating plants","attachment":null,"posted":1715397228},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794157,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm setting up a lazy planted aquarium, it's an all in one so the lightning is cheap. I have a shit load of java fern I'm going to use, but what other plant should I use? My idea is one plant pulling from the water (java fern) and one from the substrate. Vallisneria? Straight or curled? Amazon Sword? Large crypt? Stem plants probably aren't the choice they will go leggy at the bottom and look shit.
Tank will be full of otocinclus and shrimp, and a lot of driftwood.
>>4794145
What a cutie, she kind of has the CSGO blue gem ak-47 look with that fully blue dorsal fin kek.","attachment":null,"posted":1715397976},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794158,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794150
I have a soft spot for the pleco since its an OG for the tank and did a hell of a job cleaning all the sludge algae that was covering everything when i had just started.
>>4794151
I want more root feeders to take advantage of the substrate, but it seems it will take full physical restraints that anchor them in. Ideally id find some aquarium weights and not the dodgy lead based variety.","attachment":null,"posted":1715398475},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794161,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793483
She seems nice, but too old looking half the time
>>4793632
Lisa had the turbo-bimbo vibe even in her best videos. Not a fan.
Now Irene on the other hand drives my yellow fever crazy despite looking goofy as hell. Such a tease with that red lipstick.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715399153127575.jpg","filename":"girltalksfish.jpg"},"posted":1715399153},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794165,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793876
Don't have lizards because they are too small for thier price. I like medium sized loracarids.","attachment":null,"posted":1715400440},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794183,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793483
>>4793632
>>4794161
Shit taste","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715403426839404.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240511_005559.jpg"},"posted":1715403426},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793488
Plenty of people have had dwarf rams and tetras. I had German Blue Rams with neons for years.
>>4793417
>You think the pistol shrimp will kill my fish?
Larger ones definitely can kill small fish. It's really unlikely though.
But then again my Randall's is so small even my purple firefish dwarf it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715403913},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794191,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794183
looks like a pitbull given human form","attachment":null,"posted":1715404257},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794194,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794183
I have actively avoided watching her videos even thoujgh they're not any worse than the others purely cause id have to endure that hideous visage.","attachment":null,"posted":1715404531},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794200,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794191
>>4794194
I like the thought of her tits hanging so low that I could titty fuck her while I was pounding her puss. What other dog faced bitch can do that for you?","attachment":null,"posted":1715405429},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794201,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794183
I have this channel blocked. I don't care if her content is good. I can't look at her. Sorry.","attachment":null,"posted":1715405442},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794183
TOADLINE SMASHED AND SLAMMED","attachment":null,"posted":1715406186},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794237,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792884
That's Betta Smaragdina dude, alien bettas have much more iridescence covering their bodies like picrel","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715409262703791.jpg","filename":"alien betta.jpg"},"posted":1715409262},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794245,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794237
Looks like betta rubra to me","attachment":null,"posted":1715409876},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794333,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794157
Get some ludwigia, it will turn red and will look great next to the other one that's green.","attachment":null,"posted":1715429590},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794340,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794161
>asian women don't hit the wa-ACK
Although I like that video where she visited a fish store and was chatting to that cute shortie tomboy.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715430493140262.png","filename":"irene.png"},"posted":1715430493},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794365,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793597
Like I mentioned in the beginning of this thread. Use suction cup glass holders. There's also moving straps like so:
https://www.amazon.com/JCHL-2-Person-Adjustable-Shoulder-Furniture/dp/B07CKTL6WC
You could also get creative and attach a platform to a car jack or two and lift it part way.","attachment":null,"posted":1715435827},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794368,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794183
>all those tats
red flag incarnate","attachment":null,"posted":1715436492},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794370,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794340
>cute shortie tomboy.
pic/vid?","attachment":null,"posted":1715436552},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794408,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793388
>>4793392
samefagging is the most pathetic behavior you could possibly exhibit. I'm sorry you have a shitty taste in fish but stop taking it out on the thread. Go bother someone else, like cars on the freeway.
Honestly at this point we'd rather deal with flanders than you. Think about that for a minute.","attachment":null,"posted":1715441356},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794436,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794408
I'm obviously not >>4793388, I would never own a pleco. I posted my Betta, which is a million times better looking than any pleco.
You're not the sharpest tool in the trailer park, eh?","attachment":null,"posted":1715444689},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794439,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794436
You're getting baited, retard. >>4794408 is someone else who is fucking with you. Either you are a samefag or you're just as retarded as the other guy, which would almost be impressive if it wasn't so incredibly sad.
For the record, my water is crystal clear.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715445552920573.jpg","filename":"20240324_182230.jpg"},"posted":1715445552},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794444,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794439
>crystal clear
>can't even clearly see back wall of aquarium
Your water looks fine, but it could be clearer.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715446142945678.jpg","filename":"Amano Medium Size Tank.jpg"},"posted":1715446142},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794445,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794439
I only responded to >>4794408 and didn't accuse him of being anyone else. Learn how to read, you pathetic, pleco-owning, ass-watering ESL.","attachment":null,"posted":1715446239},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794473,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794439
>Crystal
LMAO","attachment":null,"posted":1715450502},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794491,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793824
Loricaride brothers should unite
>>4794150
I just like plecos
>>4794439
My water is clearer in my goldfish tank with a pleco and a sponge filter","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715453312971353.jpg","filename":"IMG_6248.jpg"},"posted":1715453312},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794502,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794439
>crystal clear salt water
>can see the tiniest noses of clowns hosting a xenia all the way at the back of the tank
>the water's not purple, idk why my phone's camera does that
Absolutely mogged, how are you even gonna recover from this?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715454982535011.jpg","filename":"PXL_20240306_165542767_exported_3572.jpg"},"posted":1715454982},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794509,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794502
It’s because your water is cloudy and the particles are catching light that the water filters out","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715455534055269.jpg","filename":"IMG_0261.jpg"},"posted":1715455534},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794514,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794370
Probably this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO_dUWhf0yk","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715456360492121.png","filename":"irene_with_some_midget.png"},"posted":1715456360},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794516,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794509
Wrong. It only does that at the top of the tank - if I take a picture of zoas at the bottom of the tank, it looks normal. I guess my phone doesn't like the light?
>inb4 crystal clear
>inb4 did I stutter","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715456586298058.jpg","filename":"PXL_20231108_124717951.MP~2.jpg"},"posted":1715456586},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794520,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794516
Nice Valonia nerd, better get rid of that soon :) unless your tank is infested with algae’s… in that case it might explain how a pleblican like you managed to achieve nice looking water","attachment":null,"posted":1715457194},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794523,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794520
>Valonia
imagine being that much of a dork that you name your bubble algae!
and no, it's not infested with algae - for disasters related to dinos, bubble algae, and other dumbass things, make your way over to the reef tank general.
>inb4 my zoas mog your poor health, closed-up zoas
Mogged again!","attachment":null,"posted":1715457859},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794543,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A few days ago, one of my juvenile cichlids jumped out of the tank overnight. I found his dry corpse behind the tank. I feel very saddened by his death and I wish there was something I could have done to prevent it. I taped some plastic to the opening on the lid but I don’t think it’s enough. Is there anything I can do?
Tank is 7 gallons. Currently 2 cichlids in it. Water is crystal clear.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715460825475796.jpg","filename":"IMG_1354.jpg"},"posted":1715460825},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"black neons have the zoomies this afternoon. They are just about the right age to have reached sexual maturity now so maybe that's what's going on.","attachment":null,"posted":1715464378},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794598,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794502
>>4794509
>>4794516
Protips: Reef lighting is especially hard to take pictures of, and it's something that phone cameras in particular have a really, really hard time capturing. Generally they just can't compensate for that spectrum. iPhones in particular are absolute garbage. Doesn't matter which one you have.
You can adjust the white balance, whether through a native app or a 3rd party, of your camera, but most phones only compensate to MAYBE 10,000 Kelvin max. I believe iPhones are maxed out at 6500K as is the Pixel 8 Pro (although for some reason iPhones are significantly worse even when adjusting manually). Standalone digital cameras (whether they be DSLR or mirrorless) can do this much, much better. Even my old ass Canon T3i went all the way up to 15,000 Kelvin with the Magic Lantern firmware. You can also buy a physical filter. Even with one or both of these methods, it's still not going to capture the exact color you're seeing in person as your particular light have a unique spectrum profile. E.g. the blues, violets, reds, greens, whites, etc. mix of an EcoTech Radion differs from a Kessil, and furthermore your personal settings differ on that particular unit, and none of them really follow the Kelvin scale.
Tidal Gardens recently released a pretty good video on this topic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K-249Quk-I
If you can master white balance, color correction (in post), and lighting, your reef tanks will look as crystal clear in your pictures as in person. Otherwise... not so much.","attachment":null,"posted":1715467338},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794631,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792617
What do i do? I woke up and my peppermint shrimp doesn’t seem to be doing good","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715472470765266.jpg","filename":"IMG_7046.jpg"},"posted":1715472470},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794543
You can prevent your ligma By not baiting the thread. Get rid of your cichlids. Get rid of your tank, never post here again.
>>4794598
Didn’t feel like pulling out dlsr for this nerd
>>4794523
Zoas tend not to like halides as much as cheapo Chinese leds.
Figured you would throw a hissy fit over a Latin name","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715472604667160.jpg","filename":"IMG_6197.jpg"},"posted":1715472604},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794633,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794631
I don’t understand
There shouldn’t be bad bacteria like that for the black spots my fish snails and hermits are doing great","attachment":null,"posted":1715472634},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794636,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"lol lmao i just like fish, piss water guy needs to relax a lil","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715473264144013.jpg","filename":"IMG20240301001357.jpg"},"posted":1715473264},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794639,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794408
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nice guess though","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715473584867755.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240512_103015.jpg"},"posted":1715473584},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794698,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794631
in my experience peppermint shrimp tend to not live very long. how long have you had him for?
btw, if he's mostly in there for eating aiptasia, i found that blue legged hermit crabs do a much better job.
>>4794632
> cope cope cope
> butthurt butthurt butthurt
> can't keep soft corals, woe is me!
Are you that South American guy working in a shitty fish store?
Oh, and I almost forgot:
> halides
lol! lmao, even!","attachment":null,"posted":1715481201},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794722,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794632
>calls others nerds
>literally does exactly the same things as the people he's calling out
Actual cope.","attachment":null,"posted":1715483514},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794724,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794698
Nah I haven’t worked at a fish store in a few years and unfortunately do not live in South America or my fish collection would be absolutely bonkers.
Never have I met someone who has been confident in being so wrong tho. You must hate nice things and pretty coral (acros). As well as be too poor to give your animals the type of lighting that replicates the sun the most! Sad! For your animals sake I pray you develop some taste","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715483637911449.jpg","filename":"IMG_5853.jpg"},"posted":1715483637},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794725,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794722
>implying that anyone in this hobby isn’t a nerd to some degree","attachment":null,"posted":1715483718},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794727,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794632
Wait, are you that dude that got so ass blasted that the people in the reef thread didn't jerk off to your retarded posts that you've been shit talking about it for like six months straight? Lmao. Don't bother denying.
Feel free to post your cope below.","attachment":null,"posted":1715484140},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794747,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794408
>we'd rather deal with flanders
this nigga legion, actual demon referring to himself as the multiple satanic trannies living in his psyche
post fish","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715485982100767.jpg","filename":"mtgdw1f4gtg31.jpg.65ef47b3e9dd876881ae9ac2effea128.jpg"},"posted":1715485982},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794757,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">saltniggers have the most amazing selection of animals in the pet trade, easily mogging freshwater fish
>they care more about stupid corals instead
Why is it like this?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715487539278310.jpg","filename":"Regal-41a0af7d12daab0e55a3ad302425809d.jpg"},"posted":1715487539},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794763,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794698
Only had him for a week:/","attachment":null,"posted":1715488125},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794788,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794514
Thought that was a guy at first lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715490707},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794822,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794444
Oh jesus christ dude, just stop. That's the liner on the back of the tank. What a colossal waste of quads and a colossal waste of oxygen you are. Do this thread a solid and literally commit suicide within the next 15 minutes. If you're too stupid to understand that dim room lighting can make a tank's water look off than you're officially too stupid to be useful in this world for anything other than digging ditches, and unfortunately for you we already have enough ditch diggers.
Imagine posting in an aquarium general and thinking you know what the fuck you are talking about but not even knowing what tannins are. Pathetic.
>>4794502
>>4794516
That's clearly (heh) not crystal clear, you need to see an optometrist to fix your bad eyesight and a lobotomist to fix your profound mental retardation.
Nice fish though. Saltwater tanks are a level I don't ever plan to ascend to. For me freshwater is the perfect balance between amount of enjoyment I get out of it versus the amount of work I put in to it.
>>4794639
Literally 5 seconds in MSPaint, you're not fooling anyone samefag.
>>4794747
I did post a fish, but then some sperglord pooped his pampers and started shitting up the thread because he/she/xhe is STILL (still!) assblasted about getting btfo in an aquarium general thread in an anonymous online imageboard like a week ago.
>>4794514
> thinking that creature on the right is "cute"
This is the part where Ice T tells you you're gay.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715494393932084.jpg","filename":"1715473584867755.jpg"},"posted":1715494393},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794827,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794822
not reading all that, lmao @ ur life writing essays for /aqg/","attachment":null,"posted":1715494969},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794828,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794827
I accept your concession.","attachment":null,"posted":1715495194},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794854,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i concede that your water is cloudier yes ggwp","attachment":null,"posted":1715499373},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794895,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794727
Never posted in reef thread lol. Only been back on an for about a month after a 2 year break too. Sorry for not fitting your projection","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715509341460668.jpg","filename":"IMG_6213.jpg"},"posted":1715509341},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794913,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794631
>>4794698
Yeah he was dead when I got home:(
I feel bad
I liked him","attachment":null,"posted":1715513357},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794923,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What is even happening in this thread","attachment":null,"posted":1715515085},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794927,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Pygmy cory fry makes me :)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715515698914514.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240512_194711.jpg"},"posted":1715515698},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794951,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794822
Thanks, ChatLGBT. Now post fish tank; spoiler alert: you won't, because you don't have one.","attachment":null,"posted":1715518540},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794953,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794923
very weak and lonely creatures trying to establish their dominance in any way they can. They couldn't do it in normal social circles like school or work, so they retreat to small obscure communities where they can be the one eyed man in the land of the blind","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715518727997086.webm","filename":"1714415479608336.webm"},"posted":1715518727},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794954,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794913
Don't kick yourself too much, anon. Losing a shrimp always sucks, but just check your params and then try again.
Here's mine in picrel.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715518807757181.jpg","filename":"PXL_20231013_125921675_exported_15812.jpg"},"posted":1715518807},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794956,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794953
I love this webm, no matter how many times I see it. Shows you the relative volume of water fish have in nature, though - there's not more than one or two small fish per 100g of water in that pond.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715518897080261.webm","filename":"turtle_eats_fish.webm"},"posted":1715518897},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4794981,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794953
I dug a pond a few months ago. Every time I look at my aquariums now, I think about the best way to upsize them. I've realised a few fish in a large space is much more interesting to watch.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715521708850768.jpg","filename":"1000001876.jpg"},"posted":1715521708},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795035,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794981
Idk there's something charming to 15 dwarf platys per liter.","attachment":null,"posted":1715526770},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795049,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"First time I put the light at 100% (2h). The overwhelming buoyancy of co2+oxygen bubbles not only turned the phoenix moss's ends entirely in the wrong direction but also lifted the whole bastard and its metal mesh up - I think a single rogue Limnophila sessiliflora root is keeping it all from floating up.
Also the water looked carbonated from the constant excess oxygen coming out of the MC+DBT carpet during those 2h (didn't get to film it, this webm is afterward)
Tomorow I'll go back to playing it safe at keeping the light at 90% peaks....
>>4793038
>>4793042
>Could also have a bubble of air in its shell that is keeping it at neutral buoyancy
correct","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715528732297298.webm","filename":"1710151897875001.webm"},"posted":1715528732},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795061,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794161
>>4794340
Irene actually has a great ass.","attachment":null,"posted":1715531747},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795067,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795061
Source? Yoga pants cheating doesn't count - the only bitch looking bad wearing yoga pants was Susan the YouTube CEO when she was cleaning that beach with Mr Beast.","attachment":null,"posted":1715532789},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795071,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hey guys, I've noticed some cloudiness in my aquarium, how do I fix this? Tank stats:
>size: 10L
>stocking: one Betta and one pleco
>had it for one month
>50% water changes each week
>all parameters normal, 0 ammonia and nitrite, low nitrates, 6.9 pH
>crystal clear water","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715533530565058.jpg","filename":"PXL_20221215_140041819.jpg"},"posted":1715533530},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795075,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794927
That's sick. I have a 7 with 3 pea puffers in a 10, wonder if I'll ever get some fry.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715533986011212.jpg","filename":"20240504_114920.jpg"},"posted":1715533986},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795082,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Any decent alternatives to a betta for a planted 10 gal? My LFS didn't have any great looking ones in there. They had some nice apistos but I didn't want to buy something one a whim.","attachment":null,"posted":1715535037},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795098,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795067
>Susan the YouTube CEO when she was cleaning that beach with Mr Beast.
Now THIS I wanna see lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1715537416},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795103,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Should I eat this prick once he gets too dangerous? I stick my hand in and he goes straight between my fingers and under my nails with those claws. Not so bad now but when those claws get as big as he is now I think there is going to be a problem.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715538564789399.webm","filename":"video_2024-05-12_14-00-52.webm"},"posted":1715538564},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795115,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794161
She is kind of annoying
>>4794183
>looks like shrek
>somehow comes off as the nicest most interesting woman in the community
She is not really going against that much to be fair. Literally every woman on fishtube is just a wife who likes bettas. Rachel is one of the only ones who actually keeps a collection. She also has a cool ass carivorous plant bog. The collectors spirit makes her very relatable.
>>4794514
are you sure thats not a tranny or something?
>>4794747
I never buy shiners because they are overpriced and I always tell myself I will just make the road trip to go catch my own eventually.
>>4794757
Not a salt fag but here are my guesses.
>Most are wild caught and they get guilty
>Most are wild caught so they are obscenely expensive. All the saltwater fish are like the dainty parasite filled species of freshwater fish you can only get wild caught that are really hard to fix up before they die. (not really easy to try random fish like in freshwater)
>Saltnigs are obsessed with making money off of their tanks so they only get things they can reproduce (mostly corals)
>Saltnigs get no plants except for seaweed so feel like they need corals to make the tank look good
>Corals are alien looking mfs and are cool as fuck
I don't have the time to obsess over parameters for corals. I would rather just keep tidepool tanks. (I would probably fall for it hook line and sinker if a coral survived in my tank though)","attachment":null,"posted":1715539608},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795118,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794981
I'm sure you will love it. What fish do you have inside. Heres a vid of me feeding mine today. Caught them all myself!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715539819062480.webm","filename":"video_2024-05-12_14-01-04.webm"},"posted":1715539819},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795120,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795071
Your pleco is probably kicking stuff up into the water which is causing the bacterial bloom? Mine have done that. Get filter floss to get that stuff all caught and it should go away. You are water changing more than enough.","attachment":null,"posted":1715540007},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795165,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795075
I wonder how hard it would be to run a tank that doesn’t need water changes with pea puffers","attachment":null,"posted":1715545054},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795166,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794954
Thanks ;-;
Cute shrimp
My paremeters are good but im going to have my local fish store check for me","attachment":null,"posted":1715545169},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795277,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795165
I don't think they're too bad with shrimp and corys cleaning the scraps","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715559182791352.jpg","filename":"VideoCapture_20240429-212701.jpg"},"posted":1715559182},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795354,"name":"DUTCH","msg":"Built a shelf for some old showcase tanks from my LFS, little cloudy, made the mistake of using fluorite red. I will be breeding caridina shrimp (fish one galaxies, blue bolts, and crystal blacks and storing a few adult bettas in between spawns. Each tank is 3 gallons. All my rice fish, platys and guppies are outside now as well. Even tossed some CPD’s for good measure.
Hope everyone is having a good start to breeding season!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715567094343450.jpg","filename":"56EB7EC3-61D8-426D-A2B2-784922E22AD4.jpg"},"posted":1715567094},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795356,"name":"DUTCH","msg":"Here’s an update from the Dutch tank, been taking cuttings into the LFS twice a month, getting my dog food for free now. Heh.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715567228655023.jpg","filename":"3E64F9A1-A272-4D9E-9BC0-8C14D671371D.jpg"},"posted":1715567228},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795360,"name":"DUTCH","msg":"Blue bolts and galaxy fish bones finally gave birth, as well as my first batch of bettas.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715567486953182.jpg","filename":"DA8DEB03-08EB-4552-ADBC-3159B25434E3.jpg"},"posted":1715567486},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795371,"name":"DUTCH","msg":">>4795071
Try less water changes. That’s a giant tank for only a betta, could be ruining the balance of the tank by diluting the active bacteria. I use RO and do maybe 5-20 percent water change weekly, filter tuning and clean out about once a month if needed all depending on the parameters of the water, throw that betta in a cup with known clean non chlorinated water until you get that dialed in though.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715568351358295.jpg","filename":"6F61C37B-0A96-4208-A152-2ED059803A92.jpg"},"posted":1715568351},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795378,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795120
>>4795371
yeah, if you could all stop taking the bait, that would be greaaat...
he literally said "crystal clear water", he's just imitation the other idiots fighting above and you two are giving him attention.","attachment":null,"posted":1715569409},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795379,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795378
>imitation
meant "imitating", i should go to bed.","attachment":null,"posted":1715569469},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795384,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795360
based bolts, looks like a fun project anon good luck
what kind of bettas are you breeding for?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715569781550435.jpg","filename":"IMG20240504012422.jpg"},"posted":1715569781},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795387,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794951
I posted a webm of my old 10 gallon tank as well as a picture of my existing 20 gallon tank, if you're too retarded to see them that's a you problem, not a me problem.
Also, I am not a chatgpt bot, but just in case you are I'd like you to try and solve this captcha for me.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715570066320699.jpg","filename":"captcha.jpg"},"posted":1715570066},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795396,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795354
Are you going to breed shrimp for the hell of it, or to sell?
I always wondered how much money some of the smaller sellers make. From the outside it seems like the kind of thing where unless you have a small warehouse (or at least a garage) you can dedicate to tank space it would be tough to make any real money (especially considering the amount of time and effort you'd have to put into shipping them safely, checking weather reports, buying breathable bags, packing them up, etc).
I've been tempted to set up an old spare 10 gallon tank to breed some (buy a few, add them, wait a few months), but it would just be to get free shrimp.","attachment":null,"posted":1715570411},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"4795387
(You)","attachment":null,"posted":1715570691},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795424,"name":"DUTCH","msg":">>4795396
I do it as a hobby, after falling down the Dutch rabbit hole I got really proficient at balancing tanks and keeping parameter in check with RO and demineralization any parameter set is possible, weeee.
So I’m also going to sell to the LFS that I am pretty tight with and under cut their supplier by a few percent occasionally, I commonly trade fish, plants, and shrimp in for credit, and use it for W/E I need. My wife wants me to venture into sales or do a storefront with crazy aquascaped tanks, but I definitely don’t wanna do online, seems like a shitfest.
As far as you starting a tank DO IT, it’s literally free shrimp, I gave my wife an old tank and that thing cranks out NEOs.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715572070451456.jpg","filename":"ACDD0834-76A5-4CB8-ACD7-938C9727AEC2.jpg"},"posted":1715572070},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795466,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">replace the decayed almond leaves with fresh
>corys and gouramis and shrimp get all excited like I just dropped a pepperoni pizza in
to the tank
They're so cute.","attachment":null,"posted":1715575314},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Put the hastatus corydoras in the bag, and no one gets hurt.
>>4795466
Wholesome","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715587036469257.jpg","filename":"images - 2024-03-30T013525.862.jpg"},"posted":1715587036},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795637,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795409
> bristlenose pleco is skittish, only comes out when the lights are dim or off
> dim lighting makes the water look dirty
> pleco is attacking algae wafer that has been sitting on the bottom for a little while
> pleco's eating causes particles from the wafer to get knocked around, making water look dirty
> literally anyone who has been within 15 feet of an aquarium could figure this out, let alone someone who likes fish enough to fuck around on a fish general thread
> post the .webm
> Guess I was wrong about that "literally anyone" thing, because some literal retarded person (I'm talking about you right now) spergs out about how my tank is shit or whatever because he jerks off to images of siamese faggot fish every night
Here is a picture of that tank taken either the day before or the day after that webm was (I forget which).
As I have indicated multiple times already you are cordially invited to kill yourself, so if you could go ahead and get on that that would be awesome.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715601049372994.jpg","filename":"fishie2.jpg"},"posted":1715601049},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795639,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">1 pleco in a 20","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715602091587168.jpg","filename":"images - 2024-05-09T212150.471.jpg"},"posted":1715602091},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Went collecting on Sunday with Lawrence Kent and some people from the fish club.
Caught some mad Tom’s because they are best catfish. Got a little over zealous catching orange throat darters. And now have about 30 of those lol. Anybody want some before I post em up on Aquabid?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715618279394122.jpg","filename":"Attachment.jpg"},"posted":1715618279},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795822,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795118
Just shubunkin and sarasa Goldfish","attachment":null,"posted":1715619034},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795870,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795806
I mean, I kinda do. Do they need live food? If not, I'll probably buy one off you on aquabid.
Maybe give them some antiparasitics in the meantime, if you're going to sell them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715623546},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795871,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795822
>>4795118
You pondfags are going to make me try to build a big ass container pond again. And I really shouldn't.
It wouldn't be big enough for koi so maybe I'll hold off for the house boat dream.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715623635072708.jpg","filename":"1000012848.jpg"},"posted":1715623635},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795896,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795870
Yeah already have them in a tank with praziquantel. Have had luck feeding these guys frozen brine, bloodworms, and mysis, they adapt very well to aquarium life. Never tried breeding them but from what I’ve seen it’s fairly easy for a darter as well.
Email me at
aquascum3000@proton.me","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715627340265429.jpg","filename":"PHOTO-2024-05-12-14-50-03.jpg"},"posted":1715627340},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795920,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795871
> so maybe I'll hold off for the house boat dream.
huh??","attachment":null,"posted":1715629521},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795806
I would love them. Idk how that could be aranged on 4chan though lol. Are you thinking about just mailing them to adresses?
>Sells darters on aquabid
Are you misfishippi?
Anyways, what kinds of tanks do you keep your darters in. I keep my fantails in a 20 long with a power head. I made the mistake of buying some rhinogobius zhoui though and now they dominate that tank. Should've gotten the hint from the round gobies in the great lakes. I need to move those gobies sometime.","attachment":null,"posted":1715630872},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795944,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795871
Don't do containers like a fag just dig it yourself. Bigger the better.","attachment":null,"posted":1715630969},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795944
My backyard is 20x15' and the frost line is 4' down. I've mocked up some insulated wooden ones in the 500g range that would probably not freeze under a greenhouse tent over the winter, but I've not built up the guts to spend a few hundred dollars on building materials on "probably"","attachment":null,"posted":1715631249},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795975,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795941
Posted my business email in this post >>4795896 just send me an email with your zip and I’ll get back to you on price and shipping
And no I’m not miss. I used to sell a bunch of apistos on aquabid. But I’ve had to move a few times since then and am just getting back a stable fish room.
Darters are simple, just gotta figure out high flow. Right now I have a half full 33 with local gravel and an aquaclear 75 on it for high oxygen. I’ve done 10-20 gallons with pumps on em before.
We caught a few fantails. Also got some Arkansas, sunshine, and least darters. But I didnt keep any of those.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715633075102395.jpg","filename":"IMG_6277.jpg"},"posted":1715633075},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4795981,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795975
I mostly keep fantials. I have to go out of state because none of the darters are really native here. Fantails do great for me. The tesselated darters I got came from a swamp and were very skinny. They didn't do too well.","attachment":null,"posted":1715633350},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4796007,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795981","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715634544512400.gif","filename":"itsokyoutried.gif"},"posted":1715634544},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4796024,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795981
Orange throats and fantails in my area all live in the same habitats and creeks. I’ve caught about 7 darter species within an our of where I live. Which is nice.
You have any specific species your looking for just let me know and I could snag a few for ya.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715635221616364.jpg","filename":"IMG_6289.jpg"},"posted":1715635221},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4796187,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795639
>1 pleco","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715648937055090.png","filename":"pleco.png"},"posted":1715648937},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4796204,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I accidentally MK-Ultra'd my poor fish for like 10 hours. There was a power cut and it reset my LED setting back to the default cycling mode where it quickly goes through blue, red, green.","attachment":null,"posted":1715652409},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4796258,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Mumma shrimp with her two week old baby, love these lil niggas so much it's unreal.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715657402623527.jpg","filename":"IMG20240513175913.jpg"},"posted":1715657402},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4796334,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795103
Crevices are where detritus builds so of course it's after the yummy fingie fudge.
Non-issue anyway, simply build up the tolerance to pain as they grow.","attachment":null,"posted":1715670124},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4796341,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796187
XAXAXAXAXA","attachment":null,"posted":1715671002},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4796343,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794509
>>4794516
Lighting aside, what about focus?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715671243008956.jpg","filename":"RB20k WW20k WW.jpg"},"posted":1715671243},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4796348,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792634
Can confirm.
Went out and bought 6x double succ cast aluminium glazier majiggers when I had help moving in my 160gal.
There were 4 of us (3 really) and maneuvering around doorways, gates, into a van, off the van and around gates/doorways. I would say majority of the move was done with 2 people, because 3 fatties and a 4ft deep tank through a standard doorframe isn't possible.
Should've had some of those straps that go around your waist/shoulders and under the tank because all that needed to happen was one succ shift and the integrity of the 500lb tank was now relying on 3 succs and 3 arms.
I laughed at the $550NZD quote from the lifters but if I had to do it again, I would probably use them on insurance alone.","attachment":null,"posted":1715671908},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4796361,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796348
>4ft
I meant 2.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715676256995233.jpg","filename":"billboy.jpg"},"posted":1715676256},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4796432,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794127
>force myself to clear and ground it to a reasonable state again
>a couple of plants are buried and anchored with superglued ceramic bits within the vicinity of my cichlid's little zone he chills and sleeps in
>within a couple of days he has still managed to drag them out and away from his area","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715693370476703.gif","filename":"nc0b-gif.gif"},"posted":1715693370},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4796577,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796348
>I laughed at the $550NZD quote from the lifters but if I had to do it again, I would probably use them on insurance alone.
Yeah, when you start spending thousands of dollars in gear, suddenly half a grand for an insured mover seems not so bad. Even more than that, the time. Getting the exact system one wants can take a long ass time, and waiting all that time, only for it to break, even if it's insured, fucking sucks ass because you're going to have to wait just as long to get another shot.","attachment":null,"posted":1715705577},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797003,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794127
> getting mad at plants for not growing the way you want them to
Plants have been on this planet for 500 million years. Do you really think you're going to be able to change their behavior after throwing them in a tiny glass box with some fancy tap water in it?
Embrace the awe and wonder that is the chaos of nature. An obsessively sculpted tank is nice to look at, but at the end of the day it is nothing more than a monument to man's hubris.
>>4796258
Based. I added 4 neos and 1 amano to my tank a little while ago just to see how they would do (if they did well my plan is to add more). The neos have been MIA since the second day but the Amano shows up from time to time.
>>4796432
>a couple of plants are buried and anchored with superglued ceramic bits within the vicinity of my cichlid's little zone he chills and sleeps in
>within a couple of days he has still managed to drag them out and away from his area
It's his house, let him decorate it how he wants.
>>4794183
Not even with a rented dick","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715738747769761.jpg","filename":"20240514_183301.jpg"},"posted":1715738747},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797159,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i just wish my fish would fuck already brehs I’m getting sick of them going on dates but not closing the deal
are there fish fertility clinics? Asking for a friend","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715767789490939.jpg","filename":"4AC527C9-A0CE-490F-80C4-32A883A7172D.jpg"},"posted":1715767789},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797169,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">2 months after i put in the wimpy little test fish for fish-in cycling","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715770042871227.png","filename":"1700870232339216.png"},"posted":1715770042},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797174,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797169
>NOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THINK OF THE HECKIN TETRA WELFARE","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715771226827252.jpg","filename":"fish police.jpg"},"posted":1715771226},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797183,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797174
Big Aquarium doesnt want you to know about the PH-Ammonia pill.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715772907762141.jpg","filename":"Ammonia.jpg"},"posted":1715772907},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797185,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797183
I was aware of this but I've never had anyone say how bad the ammonium is for livestock. Clearly sub 7 ph tanks aren't immune to new tank syndrome, but that's probably because of fluctuations right like with turning CO2 off at night and it being turned back to ammonia?","attachment":null,"posted":1715773100},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"maybe a paranoid question but i started getting into frozen bloodworm and shrimp as a treat for my skirt tetras, are you supposed to just plop those thing in or should you dilute it to room temp first? does it matter?","attachment":null,"posted":1715774792},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797209,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797196
For my clowns, I usually add some aquarium water to a tiny cup and stir the frozen chunk around. That way they can grab the individual shrimp while swimming and don't have to peck at it on the bottom.","attachment":null,"posted":1715777019},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797270,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797185
ammonium shouldn't be there in significant concentrations unless you have some measures set up to keep pH low and keep pH from fluctuating into dangerous ranges. Aquasoil is the one standard scenario where this applies since it's part of the design. Nutrient rich soil provides nutrients for rooted plants and bleeds ammonia into the water which is then neutralized into ammonium by pH reduction and kept secure by buffering agents. Ammonium in the water column then fertilizes plants that feed from the water column.
I always cringe when i see ledditors talking about doing tons of water changes to get rid of the 'ammonia' and crying about how its ruining their tanks. or making an algae factory. I followed that dogshit advice the first time i ran an aquasoil tank and predictably it fucking sucked. Did my own research based on decade old boomer forum posts and turns out they were right and reddit was wrong.
it really is incredible how much knowledge is being lost with the movement from traditional forums to epic low effort updoot platforms.
>>4797196
it doesn't really matter imo, 70+ degree water heats a tiny cube of frozen food very quickly.","attachment":null,"posted":1715787205},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797274,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is frozen significantly better than freeze dried?","attachment":null,"posted":1715788153},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797302,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Obviously having something like prefilter sponge makes a lot of sense, but I've seen people put the white filter floss as the first media. I can understand having it as the last one but why the first? Surely you'd have to be cleaning it constantly.","attachment":null,"posted":1715790557},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797302
If it's just the white filter floss i guess it's fine but if it's filter floss first and there's a coarse sponge later it's kinda retarded","attachment":null,"posted":1715791542},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797320,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797302
>Surely you'd have to be cleaning it constantly.
Yes I'd assume so. That's a dumb way to order things. If you put floss first that essentially becomes your sole mechanical filtration and everything coarser after it is just acting as bio media.","attachment":null,"posted":1715791864},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797336,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797302
Only time I have seen that is when you set up a new tank and use it to clear any particles out of the water over night.","attachment":null,"posted":1715793442},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797342,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"minimum pond volume for keeping koi?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715794079647333.png","filename":"5tgh89thrgt.png"},"posted":1715794079},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797350,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795103
>Should I eat this prick once he gets too dangerous?
No, you should wash your hands and brush your nails, look how filthy they are.","attachment":null,"posted":1715795092},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797429,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797196
Doesn't matter in the slightest. If your fish think it's too cold, they will just wait to eat it. It will not affect your tank.
Side note: It's hilarious every summer some dude complains about his tank being too hot then some smoothbrain says to put a frozen bottle of water into a 20G tank. A 16 oz frozen bottle will reduce the temperature of 82F of 17G water a whole 0.37 degrees (a standard 20G long will hold closer to 17G of water when filled to a reasonable amount and with substrate/hardscape). As summer is nearly upon us in the Northern Hemisphere, I find it prudent to put that out there ahead of time.","attachment":null,"posted":1715799424},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797435,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797429
>Side note: It's hilarious every summer some dude complains about his tank being too hot then some smoothbrain says to put a frozen bottle of water into a 20G tank. A 16 oz frozen bottle will reduce the temperature of 82F of 17G water a whole 0.37 degrees (a standard 20G long will hold closer to 17G of water when filled to a reasonable amount and with substrate/hardscape). As summer is nearly upon us in the Northern Hemisphere, I find it prudent to put that out there ahead of time.
Accurate but you're looking at the system as a whole and forgetting about the temperature gradient, yes it won't do much for the systems overall temperature but it will reduce the temperature in the local area by a greater margin which provides an area for fish to 'cool down'.
Not that I would recommend this method, there's far more efficient options available.","attachment":null,"posted":1715799863},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797450,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797435
>temperature gradient
>in a body of water
>with brownian motion
Kek. Anon, if you fart in an elevator, does it only stink within two inches of your ass?","attachment":null,"posted":1715800492},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797466,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797342
Volume isnt as important as depth but honestly I wouldn't try to keep koi in anything less than 1500l. If you can't do that, then just get some pretty goldfish.","attachment":null,"posted":1715802185},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797526,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">clean filter
>it starts killing mystery snails again (they get wedged in the connection between powerhead and filter mats)
God damn it. I blame Flanders for this.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715805866613958.webm","filename":"turtlefight.webm"},"posted":1715805866},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797528,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797429
i've only ever seen people do this with axolotl","attachment":null,"posted":1715805997},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797534,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797450
Does it not stink more closer to the ass, particularly immediately after the fart?
>>4797435
Fans are definitely the way to go, a set of computer fans totaling maybe 6W will drop temperature by 5-10F, particularly if the water is higher than ambient (say because you have lights on closed, glass lid and filters running).","attachment":null,"posted":1715806411},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797547,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797342
At least 3ft, ideally 4ft+ deep, and it's all but impossible to get that without going to 700G+. You really want 4 digits though, or you could have water quality issues with more than a couple adult koi.
As the other anon said, I'd stick with goldfish unless you have a lot of water, they have very similar effect to Koi, just smaller. Koi are fucking big.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715806923115754.jpg","filename":"1000012889.jpg"},"posted":1715806923},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797664,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Plap plap plap, get berried get berried. Looks like my cherries have been getting randy in my low tech Walstad. It's chock full of guppy grass and hornwort so a good number will likely survive despite the tank mates being a tangerine lobster and a shoal of guppies.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715817448967827.jpg","filename":"PXL_20240515_203338974.jpg"},"posted":1715817448},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797782,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797664
>Plap plap plap, get berried get berried.
quality post","attachment":null,"posted":1715826943},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797805,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795941
>>4795870
One of the little males. Got em eating frozen bloodworms yesterday. Gonna try brine tomorrow","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715829025786293.jpg","filename":"IMG_6364.jpg"},"posted":1715829025},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797782
>schizo rambling with a picture attached
>downie depressed cunt complaining, no picture attached
I choose picture schizo, sneed.","attachment":null,"posted":1715829080},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797814,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797806
The lobster is waiting for the shrimpy babbies to emerge. The tension is palpable.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715829884422827.jpg","filename":"PXL_20240516_024921700.jpg"},"posted":1715829884},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797818,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797814
KEK based lobster enjoyer, don't let the naysayers bring you down.","attachment":null,"posted":1715830589},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797859,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797806
… I wasn’t complaining. I laughed at the post. What is wrong with you","attachment":null,"posted":1715835681},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797876,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797859
> I wasn’t complaining. I laughed at the post. What is wrong with you
quality post","attachment":null,"posted":1715837182},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797880,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797805
Why people gotta hold the fish out of water to take a picture?","attachment":null,"posted":1715837650},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797882,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4792617
I use to have an aquarium for a beta I named "Aquaieon (pronounced Auh - kwee - ON)." I think the tank was around 20 gallons? I had a plant for it to sleep against it's own punching bag even it's own masturbating tool lol Taught that thing pretty damn well. Sometimes I think they get much much larger than we think! Possibly deep in the Marianas Trench!
"There's an order to everything." - ???
Did you know that the number 6 is a sign of nature on Earth? Look at the corners to a snow flake or the sides to a hole in a honeycomb.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715837908179511.jpg","filename":"Betta Fish Anatomy BettaInfo.jpg"},"posted":1715837908},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797910,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"is it possible to grow seaweed at home? if yes, is it worth the effort and cost? not commercially, just to grow fancy seaweed like mother of pearl for myself and as gift to friends and family","attachment":null,"posted":1715842762},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797912,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Finally, I get to post a shrimp with a fat butt.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715842955130082.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240516_184643.jpg"},"posted":1715842955},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797919,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797910
Depending on your location and availability of relevant information, sure is.
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=saltwater+macroalgae+aquarium","attachment":null,"posted":1715844249},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797921,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797912
>Fat butt","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715844898195198.jpg","filename":"U WOT.jpg"},"posted":1715844898},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797922,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797919
why is location and information important
also most sites write about the algae like fish food
I wanted to make seaweed for human consumption, any difference?","attachment":null,"posted":1715844960},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797924,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are there any real plants that live in the sea or is it all just algae?","attachment":null,"posted":1715845376},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797926,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797922
Location will restrict what you can/cannot get your hands on from a biosecurity standpoint, information may be non-existent if you waddle down to the beach and grab whatever is in the tidepool.
If you intend to grow a large biomass for consumption, you'll probably want a good repository of information regarding the nutrient intake, levels of iodine etc, preferably large-scale trials etc. Wild-harvested (for consumption) can be an issue with regards to bio-accumulated toxicity or wastewater runoff, botulism outbreaks etc.
Not trying to put you off or anything, I think it's a cool idea, just unsure of your scope. A snack every 3 months from private aquaculture, the elemental requirements, pest and bacterial issues etc.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8700990/","attachment":null,"posted":1715845728},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797927,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797926
>from a biosecurity standpoint
what","attachment":null,"posted":1715845797},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797928,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797924
Primarily, if not exclusively, algae of some form.
Just like all terrestrial photosynthetic organisms are plants of some form.","attachment":null,"posted":1715846084},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797927
Try and export moss balls.","attachment":null,"posted":1715846146},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797931,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797926
thx for the infos, i didnt know this was scuh a controlled market
i live in a country surrounded by landmass, no seawater nearby for hundreds of miles.
I only care about saltwater macro algae I want to have as a snack every x months","attachment":null,"posted":1715846318},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797933,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797928
Only true plant I could find that grows in the sea
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagrass","attachment":null,"posted":1715846320},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797933
God I'd love a xxtra long lagoon-style tank with seagrass.","attachment":null,"posted":1715850537},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797953,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797931
No worries, tried my best to not come across as an asshole.
If it helps, I'm about 5 minutes from a beach at any given time but there is nothing I can import into NZ from anywhere when it comes to an aquaculture standpoint. Dragons breath? Nope. Caulerpa? Sorta. Chaetomorpha? Sorta but also yes, but legally you cannot sell it here.
Every now and then we get an international shipping vessel that gets told to fuck off because they have some algae on their hull.
All the best.","attachment":null,"posted":1715850797},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797961,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797953
funny, seems i can buy tthe ones i want that online and have them shipped to me
how to proceed from here? im a complete aqglet, any tips appreciated","attachment":null,"posted":1715853026},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797969,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797961
Nutrient import/export should get you started in google. Refugium macroalgae to hone in on topics.
Micro/macro fertilizing is a pretty mainstream thing nowadays, the world is your oyster (heh).","attachment":null,"posted":1715854672},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4797992,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797466
>wouldn't try to keep koi in anything less than 1500
too lazy to dig a hole that big. They are gonna have to settle for 300 liters.","attachment":null,"posted":1715859011},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798014,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I got a carnival goldfish. What am I in for?","attachment":null,"posted":1715862436},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798015,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797992
Full size koi will die in that, stick to goldfish.","attachment":null,"posted":1715862542},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798047,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">red plants only
>green cherry shrimp and green kubotai
Would it be worth it?","attachment":null,"posted":1715869034},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798063,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797880
Have you tried taking a decent picture of a DART-er in the tank. Also they color up better when agrivated or stressed. And it does no damage to the fish.
>>4797910
Possible? Yes. Economical? No. It’s much cheaper to buy unless you have oceanfront property and permission to run massive pumps and have 1000s of gallons of basins.
>>4798014
It dying shortly","attachment":null,"posted":1715871393},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798148,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Building a little 5g planted to be amongst our little indoor garden. Wanna have carpet of some kind. What should I use? I'm not worried about difficulty. I'm probably gonna end up piping in a little CO2. I've had baby tears before I think and that went well. Flame moss looks cool. Gimme some ideas. Planning on having a couple shrimp too. Light wont be an issue.","attachment":null,"posted":1715880447},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798173,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797876
autism","attachment":null,"posted":1715883039},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798174,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798047
Sounds sick. Go for it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715883224},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798178,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Taiwan lily, nymphoides hydrophylla, is my new favorite plant.
Want to glue it to some wood or rock and grow it epiphyte style? Yes
Want to root it in substrate? Also yes
Low tech, low light, low CO2? Yes
Fast growth anyway? Yes
Easy propagation? Yes
Float this stuff on the surface and it will grow like that as well.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715883482296984.jpg","filename":"nymphoides-sp-taiwan-topf.jpg"},"posted":1715883482},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798063
>It dying shortly
I've had it for over a week and it's active and voracious. Shows no signs of illness. I put it in a twenty gallon with aquarium salt and malachite green to sort of decontaminate it. I'm confident I can keep it healthy, but don't they get huge as fuck? Like over a foot long?","attachment":null,"posted":1715902069},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798422,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798419
My sister had one goldfish that she won at the memorial day fair - it lived in a 20gal for a couple of years. It didn't get that big, like maybe a few inches?
You see this with all those old goldfish who were won at fairs, they stayed relatively small in nano tanks, despite the "muh stunted animal cruelty" crusade some folks tend to go on.","attachment":null,"posted":1715902883},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798427,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798419
Depends on whether it's a fancy or a pond variety. 20 gallons for one adult fancy should be enough, so long as you have a lot of good filtration.
Send a picture of the fish? Also where the fuck do you live that goldfish are still given away in carnivals?","attachment":null,"posted":1715903052},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798432,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"One of my astrea snails must have some mutant gene, the fucker is the same size as my trochus snails. It's actually comical to see him next to the other astrea snails.
Bonus: photo bomb from one of the clowns hosting a xenia in the bottom left corner.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715903253107879.jpg","filename":"PXL_20240516_231606819_exported_266_1715902174690.jpg"},"posted":1715903253},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798434,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798422
>it lived for a couple of years
Goldfish can live over 10 years.
>You see this with all those old goldfish who were won at fairs, they stayed relatively small in nano tanks
That's called stunting and it severely reduced the lifespan of the animal by fucking it up severely, dipshit.","attachment":null,"posted":1715903496},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798446,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Can anyone ID the species of these snails? They're in a pond in eastern MA, I'd bet they're the same species that used to be sold as "American trapdoor snails" by aquahuna, but not really sure.
They were big, golfball+ in size. I wanted to adopt them - they looked cold and lonely in the pond - but I know that'd be adopting all their parasites as well, so I left them alone.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715904232965788.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240516_200108.jpg"},"posted":1715904232},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798451,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798427
>Depends on whether it's a fancy or a pond variety.
Common, not even a comet. He has essentially a natural carp bodytype. Currently 2.75 inches-ish.
>Also where the fuck do you live that goldfish are still given away in carnivals?
Southern U.S. My dad was doing security at a carnival and knows I keep fish, so he got me one.","attachment":null,"posted":1715904837},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798452,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798451
20g won't be enough for it then. You're right, comets get to over a foot long and are exceptionally messy fish.","attachment":null,"posted":1715905092},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798458,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798452
>counting the tail as meaningful length
Disregarded.
But 20g is still going to be difficult (take more maintenance to keep fish alive), he's right on that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715905928},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798459,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798434
The longest lived goldfish were all stunted. Hormonal stunting > genetic stunting (fancies)
Anons sisters fish probably passed away from poor water conditions","attachment":null,"posted":1715906376},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798471,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798459
>Hormonal stunting > genetic stunting (fancies)
Elaborate, because this is a retarded statement. That's like saying a jack russel that spent the first three years of it's life in a shoe box and has twisted legs and underdeveloped organs is healthier than a pug.","attachment":null,"posted":1715907614},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798479,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798419
Yes, you are looking at a fish that gets gigantic, eats everything, is filthy, and has severe genetic issues.
Long term to keep a single comet you will need a minimum of a 75 gallon, weekly 50-70 percent water changes. And the desire not to own anything other than goldfish and big snails (sometimes eaten still).
>>4798422
>>4798452
>>4798458
>>4798459
Hormonal stunting is one thing, it messes up the fish, and reduces the lifespan by fucking up the nervous system. Looking at a max 2-3 year old fish. This is from high nitrates and other organics and can happen to just about any fish.
Some like discus release hormones that stop growth before organic content reaches threatening levels. Which is why discus keepers who want big discus do like 100 percent water changes. Goldfish however don’t release those hormones. So it’s all toxins stunting it
What most fish suffer from is going to be confined stunting. They are in a small swimming space, but with a lot of food. So the body stops growing the best it can. But fishes growth pattern requires constant growth if there is constant food. Meaning organs, like the heart, liver, and digestive system of the fish continue growing and fail. Horribly painful death for a fish
Genetic stunting, like in common variants of dance goldfish, reduces the actual growth potential of the fish. Meaning the organs and nervous system are less affected by it not reaching its maximum size.
Keeping a fish recorded to hit 16 inches in a 24 inch tank is retraed if you actually care about the animal. Spend the 100 extra bucks and buy a 75.
>>4798427
He won it at a carnival? You really think there gonna give out 10+ dollar fish? Nah it’s the stuff you can buy at the bait store.
>>4798459
You are retarded. Longest lived goldfish were genetic freaks kept alive by Asians for their sick sense of animal cruelty. Doesn’t matter what type it was they did some insane stuff to keep those things alive.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715908597117347.jpg","filename":"IMG_6373.jpg"},"posted":1715908597},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798482,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798432
Update: snail gangbang!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715908712109860.jpg","filename":"PXL_20240517_010538935.MP.jpg"},"posted":1715908712},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798483,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Oh, my pearls.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715908780666986.jpg","filename":"IMG_0046.jpg"},"posted":1715908780},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798484,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798434
>some retard gets butthurt over a 25c goldfish","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715908902812785.png","filename":"based_judy.png"},"posted":1715908902},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798486,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798479
Thanks, ChatLGBT!
Now imagine someone's gonna read all that!
lol, lmao even","attachment":null,"posted":1715909035},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798487,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715909046775999.jpg","filename":"IMG_0049.jpg"},"posted":1715909046},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798489,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798484
>Bases the life of an animal off its price
Shiggity
>>4798486
I really hate how in todays society when someone is genuinely smarter than you you can just say OH ITS AI SO IM RIGHT. Like have you considered I’m better than you stupid bitch?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715909367557167.jpg","filename":"Attachment.jpg"},"posted":1715909367},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798491,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The Cory cats patrol the bottom while the pearls gaurd the mid and top of this 36g","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715909516810616.jpg","filename":"IMG_0056.jpg"},"posted":1715909516},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798493,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Wondering what to stock in this tank. There’s some wcmms in it already but it can hold more.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715909874045246.jpg","filename":"IMG_0070.jpg"},"posted":1715909874},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798494,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Closer image","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715909958678687.jpg","filename":"IMG_0065.jpg"},"posted":1715909958},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798497,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798479
>Long term to keep a single comet you will need a minimum of a 75 gallon, weekly 50-70 percent water changes. And the desire not to own anything other than goldfish and big snails (sometimes eaten still).
I will "yes and" this by saying that a Walstad style planted tank will help obviate the need for some of those changes, IF you have an absurdly fast growing plant (hornwort, guppy grass, duckweed, maybe water lettuce and/or amazon frogbit) AND you don't care about your aquascaping. Mine did well for years with some Japanese trapdoors. I did keep it for some time with cherry shrimp, which hid well in the column plants. My goldfish didn't care at all for hornwort so it made a safe refuge and was an easy way to trap and remove nitrogen. Hornwort doesn't shed needles in cold water.","attachment":null,"posted":1715910385},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798499,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798479
The twenty gallon seems plenty roomy for now. Are there any vague guidelines for goldfish mass and aquarium size outside of fully grown ones?","attachment":null,"posted":1715910713},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798501,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798484
He may be a dirt cheap fish and there may be a trillion just like him but he's in my care now and I feel obliged to provide for him.","attachment":null,"posted":1715910811},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798502,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798497
I temporarily housed him in a ten gallon with guppies and he ignored the guppies, including their fry, but ate over half the duckweed that had previously roofed over the entire surface. He also tried eating snails but spit them up.","attachment":null,"posted":1715910883},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798497
I agree, but I’ve had goldfish that view planted tanks like an all you can eat buffet. So try it with caution
>>4798499
Yeah, I try and ensure that my fish has at least 6x its length in swimming room. And 3x its length front to back. So for a 20 gallon that would put you getting a new tank around 4” including the tail.
>>4798501
Good mindset","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715911709763708.jpg","filename":"PHOTO-2024-05-12-15-01-07.jpg"},"posted":1715911709},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798512,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798489
>have you considered I’m better than you
not even once
>>4798501
>he's in my care now and I feel obliged to provide for him
see >>4798484","attachment":null,"posted":1715912003},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798516,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798507
It's actually a twenty gallon long. 30x12-ish","attachment":null,"posted":1715912432},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798518,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798512
>not once
Understandable, people with your mental disposition don’t tend to do a lot of considering","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715913151441361.jpg","filename":"Attachment.jpg"},"posted":1715913151},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798519,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798516
Still would say around 4 inches","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715913333968784.jpg","filename":"IMG_5337.jpg"},"posted":1715913333},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798522,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I come back after months away and still, it’s some morons bickering at each other. At least Flanders was creative in his insane way.","attachment":null,"posted":1715913729},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"New one for ya sick cunts.
>>4798536
>>4798536
>>4798536","attachment":null,"posted":1715916418},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798546,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798537
ACTUAL BAKE im so fucking RETARDED
>>4798545
>>4798545
>>4798545","attachment":null,"posted":1715917471},{"board":"an","thread":4792617,"pid":4798581,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798537
>>4798546
we weren’t at bump limit yet doe…","attachment":null,"posted":1715922750}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4793803,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I am currently growing tobacco and poppies. What are some other narcotic plants one can easily (or not so easily) grow at home, inside or outside?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715367614112200.png","filename":"1689952931407658.png"},"posted":1715367614},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4793809,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Senna hebecarpa","attachment":null,"posted":1715368033},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4793812,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793803
Morning Glories or Hawaiian Rose. Both have beutiful flowers and contain LSA. Syrian rue is another good one which you can combine with other psychedelics to amplify effects. Other than that you can look into mushrooms or cacti for something different.","attachment":null,"posted":1715368213},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4793814,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793809
Never heard of this one, checking it out.
>>4793812
Morning glory is a good idea, they have it in my local store. Thanks anon!","attachment":null,"posted":1715368925},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4793818,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Forgot to mention I also have a San Pedro, very easy to grow. Might also get a Peyote simply because they are beautiful.","attachment":null,"posted":1715369207},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4793829,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Salvia divinorum.","attachment":null,"posted":1715370290},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4793843,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793829
Why do you give people such bad advice?","attachment":null,"posted":1715370951},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4793856,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793818
>Peyote
Keep in mind those take years before they are psychoactive. It is why old specimens are so expensive.","attachment":null,"posted":1715371373},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4793859,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793856
Yeah, hence simply because they are beautiful.","attachment":null,"posted":1715371522},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793803
Kratom aand Angel's Trumpet.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715396185461158.jpg","filename":"Kratom-tree-mitragyna-Speciosa-Mi-131935577.jpg"},"posted":1715396185},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794142,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"datura","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715396776613163.jpg","filename":"Brugsmansia_versicolor_TPrendusi_lg.jpg"},"posted":1715396776},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794149,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794142
>>4794133
No, horrible psychic visions with death to follow.","attachment":null,"posted":1715397191},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794279,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794142
That is beautiful. Can it grow in zone 5a?","attachment":null,"posted":1715419296},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794281,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793803
I'm growing opium poppy too, not to harvest just for show... I grew Iceland poppy last year and really loved it so I'm trying the "official poppy" this year along with more Iceland and some California.","attachment":null,"posted":1715419374},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794285,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793803
Psilocybin mushrooms.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715421410669299.webm","filename":"spore print.webm"},"posted":1715421410},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794288,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794285
Looks more like chemistry than gardening.","attachment":null,"posted":1715421759},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794292,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How the hell has nobody mentioned the obvious?
I grow hemp by accident because the seeds are in my birdfeed. I'm a little surprised they haven't been heat treated or something to kill them but they grow just fine.
I don't smoke the stuff but I think the plants are pretty and smell nice. I can't get myself to remove them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715422351},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794305,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794292
What bird seed has hemp? I haven't seen it. Mostly I get lots of sunflowers popping up everywhere, and some millet that just looks like grass.
And lots of birds shit out this plant (pic) and it grows in the stones at the end of my driveway every year. Lady's thumb. It's invasive but looks pretty nice and they like to eat it so I just let a few grow.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715423692263372.jpg","filename":"17154236611196456876739768040012.jpg"},"posted":1715423692},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794308,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793803
GOLDEN BROWN TEXTURE LIKE SUN","attachment":null,"posted":1715423900},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794321,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794288
>chemistry
My man, he is just collecting spores and growing them in water.","attachment":null,"posted":1715426658},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794453,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794285
This, but for the love of god don't do what that guy in the webm did. Its shitty technique and methodology despite how fancy and technical his setup may look like.
>>4794288
You put spores in substrate as you would seeds in water. Then it grows mycelium as a plant would grow roots and then sprout a mushroom to spread spores as a flower would grow to spread pollen.
>>4794308
LAYS ME DOWN, WITH MY MIND SHE RUNS","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715447642080638.png","filename":"1699724267622364.png"},"posted":1715447642},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794463,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I got morning glory seeds today, as well as ordering a small peyote. Thanks anons!","attachment":null,"posted":1715448629},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794906,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793843
why is it bad advice?","attachment":null,"posted":1715512362},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794912,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793812
I tried HBWR and I can say LSA isn't as fun as shrooms, first time was okay just kind of made the colours more vivid and made me feel peacefu, but when I upped the dose the next time I got cramps, felt nauseous and felt depersonalised for days after
One of the worst experiences in my life desu
Just a warning for those who want to grow them","attachment":null,"posted":1715513185},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794925,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793803
t. pachanoi is a great active cactus that's very easy to grow","attachment":null,"posted":1715515514},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794926,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794925
disregard I didn't read far enough","attachment":null,"posted":1715515593},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794992,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794305
we have bird food made entirely of hemp seeds. sold in 1-5kg bags. a couple of those sprouted in my garden as well.
t. Austria","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715522135660452.jpg","filename":"548594-ReNatura-Futter-Hanf--1-kg--53211-ff---0.jpg"},"posted":1715522135},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4794997,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794453
> This, but for the love of god don't do what that guy in the webm did. Its shitty technique and methodology despite how fancy and technical his setup may look like.
Why? As it seems, it works well.","attachment":null,"posted":1715523043},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795004,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794912
Comparing LSA to other psychedelics is where most people get caught out and have a bad time. The cramps and nausea is not from the LSA but is instead entirely the seed, it is why these symptoms are eliminated with taking pure LSA after extracting it. Couple this with people being unaware that most HBWR seeds on the open market are coated in pesticides and that LSA as a chemical causes vasoconstriction at high doses its easy to find horror stories. The first bad trip I ever had was on a low dose of HBWR because I was unaware of all of these factors and was awake all night until the following morning with the 12 hour trip length. But after recovering from that expereince I learned my lesson and did my research to properly prepare for my second dose and did so at 13 seeds. The second time was miles better and the only reason I havent gone back is the 12 hour trip length as Shrooms 6 hour length is more manageable for my routine. The after glow from LSA is trully incredible and I had it for roughly 2 days before losing that relaxed sensation. At low doses you can see distortions in low light or dark rooms and at high doses closed eye visuals, but the calm emotional high is the most pronounced feature of LSA. I dont meditate but assuming the Buddha postion and slowly rocking back and forth on a moderate dose puts you into a completely content trance like state which I have yet to experience from another psychedelic.
All in all I agree that LSA shouldn't be a first choice for most people, but it can be a rewarding experience and is by far the easiest legal psychedelic to get hold of.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715523845094302.jpg","filename":"1714447728417974s.jpg"},"posted":1715523845},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795012,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794997
To quickly summarise their fruting chamber is shit with condensation dripping onto their substrate which is not fully colonised before fruiting can even begin, liquid spore solutions are unreliable and prone to contamination when compared to other techniques such as agar but beginners do it because its cheap and easy. Mushroom harvesting is shit too as there were several caps growing too big and turning upwards which means they have left them to grow for too long (psilocybin content is decreased by allowing that to happen and the cap releases spores when it does that)","attachment":null,"posted":1715524314},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795026,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795004
how does one correctly consume those seeds? are they simply eaten? I've never taken any drugs and I don't smoke but I'd like to try it out at some point with something that isn't life threatening","attachment":null,"posted":1715526143},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795096,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795026
I will write up a mini safety guide later on in my time zone. But they can be fairly safe but like any other psychedelic you need to make sure that you are in a place where you feel safe and secure. Especially when HBWR lasts 12 hours.","attachment":null,"posted":1715537049},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795110,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793803
Khaat","attachment":null,"posted":1715539074},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795114,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795110
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khat
>Khat contains the alkaloid cathinone, a stimulant which causes greater sociability, excitement, mild loss of appetite and mild euphoria. Among communities from the areas where the plant is native, khat-chewing has historical relevance (as a social custom, especially among men) dating back thousands of years, analogous—but slightly different—to the use of coca leaves in South America's Andes Mountains or the betel nut preparations in South Asia.","attachment":null,"posted":1715539402},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I wish meth grew on threes bros.","attachment":null,"posted":1715541469},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795138,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794292
Some species of hemp can grow quite tall and beautiful. They aren’t psychoactive, though.","attachment":null,"posted":1715542157},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795140,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795114
Isn’t that the plant that 80% of somalia is addicted to?","attachment":null,"posted":1715542253},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795141,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795110
Can you even grow that outside the middle east?","attachment":null,"posted":1715542285},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795144,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793803
From where dis you get the opium poppy seeds and the tobacco seeds? The Jasmine tobacco looks beautiful when blooming","attachment":null,"posted":1715542544},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795172,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795026
Part 1/2
First things first I will say that HBWR is not the best psychoactive substance to do for the first time. If you are looking for something to start out with mushrooms have the least amount of caveats with the only catch that you will have to wait maybe a month for them to be ready for harvesting. Mushroom spores are legal to buy in the US and most of Europe as the spores are not regulated and reputable self contained grow kits are common place to also be legally purchased online.
But if you are dead set on HBWR then what you will need is UNTREATED seeds. These are seeds which are free of pesticides and you can only obtain these online as almost every store will have pre-treated seeds to last longer in stock (and they are not expecting anyone to eat them to care enough in the first place). Thankfully these seeds are easy to find untreated and you can even buy them cheaply in bulk on sites like ebay. The reason you will find it in bulk is because these sellers know that HBWR is commonly used in LSD production and that people who work in LSD labs require a metric fuckton of seed. The reason HBWR is required is because LSA is a component of LSD and a lot of people even equate LSA's effects as a hallucination-free form of LSD. Honestly though both of them are still entirely different beasts, but it illustrates what you are dealing with here.
When you have the untreated seeds I would then recommend extracting the LSA and you can find a handful of guides online that talk through the progress. Minor chemistry is involved but nothing more complicated than mixing A with B in this beaker with some open heat. But if you don't want to do that and use them straight away you can put 3-5 seeds in your mouth and ***lightly*** chew to crack the seed shells a little bit before downing with water to swallow. You should only be able to taste the slightly bitter seed shell and nothing else. For the next 12 hours if you have done it right you should have a mild dose.","attachment":null,"posted":1715546334},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795184,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795026
>>4795172
Part 2/2
Over the course of these 12 hours make sure you have water to keep hydrated and as always you are safe and secure. Have some music of relaxing videos to watch and try to aim for something like 9 in the morning when you first take them because the trip will end by 21:00 in the late evening. If you take these after work at around 18:00 you are going to be awake until 06:00 in the morning because you cannot fall asleep while under the effects of psychedelics. On top of this once you are tripping you cannot simply stop the trip and you have to commit. If you don't your trip will go bad and you can get stressed and have something like an anxiety or panic attack. As long as you are aware of this and you are willing to ride the trip out you will be fine and make it out in one piece and hopefully have an interesting experience to look back on.
But earlier you might have noticed I talked about how to have a mild dose. This is because for your first time it should below so you can get an idea of what the trip will be like. But it is also because of nausea. A full dose of HBWR will make you sick and it is not a nice experience to have, but you will receive the full effects in their intensity. To do that you will need to chew the seeds to mush in your mouth and let them sit for as long as you can before swallowing. Turning the seed to mulch allows for a release of the LSA that is contained within them and letting it sit in your mouth will allow some of the LSA to enter your system early as it follows the same philosophy as LSD tabs that rest on the tongue. The nausea will last anywhere from 1 hour to 2 hours before it disappears and the trip kicks in. I recommend sitting upright as comfortably as you can with a bin next to you and when you start to trip to rest on you bed or couch. Nausea will return on the last 1 to 2 hours of the trip so be ready by then and make sure you are not on your back so you don't choke on your vomit.","attachment":null,"posted":1715547235},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795187,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795026
>>4795172
>>4795184
Part 2/2 +1
Last bit of advice is don't drink or smoke. LSA shrinks your veins temporarily and it is best compared to the feeling of stepping out of a hot bath and feeling tender. It can feel nice and relaxing but this pressure on your veins can be dangerous blood pressure wise when combined with other things that affect it such as drink and cigarettes as I just mentioned. It is also why you shouldn't take HBWR regularly and you should allow for a week or two of time in-between doses to make sure that the first amount of LSA is out of your system fully so you don't compound the pre-existing amount in your system even more. But as long as you are sensible, this shouldn't be a concern to be worried about.","attachment":null,"posted":1715547604},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795343,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795172
>>4795184
>>4795187
Greatly appreciate all the information, anon. I'll do some additional research before I decide on anything.","attachment":null,"posted":1715565290},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795428,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"this the drug lord thread?","attachment":null,"posted":1715572420},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795576,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793803
I'd avoid anything that's not a psychedelic. Opioids are meh, dissociatives and stimulants can be interesting. Deliriants should be avoided at all cost.","attachment":null,"posted":1715587798},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795583,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795576
which stims did you try?","attachment":null,"posted":1715590775},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4795695,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795583
Sugar cane.","attachment":null,"posted":1715607634},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4796830,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794906
Don't mind him, he's one of the vision demons. He hates when you make an incursion into "his" world.","attachment":null,"posted":1715717601},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4796847,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Salvia. Easy to grow, legal and a very good time.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715718563613377.jpg","filename":"82187-2348009654.jpg"},"posted":1715718563},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4798636,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796847
>legal
depends on country","attachment":null,"posted":1715927414},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4798797,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793814
Heads up not any kind of morning goory will do, you have to buy the blue variety to get the LSA :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715950459},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4798883,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794281
>>4795144
>>4793803
I got some opium poppies in my garden too, just for show, but now i'm curious what it's like to smoke it. I have been warned it's extremely addictive by people who i can't imagine know a lot about it. Is it really that bad?","attachment":null,"posted":1715960596},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799547,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798883
Its pure fucking opium anon. It is what all other pharmaceutical pain killers that have led to the heroin (and by extension fent) crisis in america is derived from.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716009440240408.gif","filename":"1708226034719376.gif"},"posted":1716009440},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799552,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795140
That's like saying 80% of Europe is addicted to alcohol","attachment":null,"posted":1716012433},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799599,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798883
smoking opium as opposed to injecting it is relattively harmless
>>4799547
look at it like this: it's a plant, it's natural. Would you rather eat a tomato or ketchup? would you rather drink coca cola with coca leaves or snort straight cocaine? the natural version is way better basically always.
have you tried it or are you just being a lil bitch cause of what you read online?","attachment":null,"posted":1716022504},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799600,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"mushrooms are really easy. hops aren't interesting but they will knock you out if brewed into a strong tea.
>>4793812
LSA is shit","attachment":null,"posted":1716022750},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799608,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"mushrooms are really easy. hops aren't interesting but they will knock you out if brewed into a strong tea.
>>4793812
LSA is the shit","attachment":null,"posted":1716023809},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799609,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799552
True.","attachment":null,"posted":1716023945},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799610,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793829
Just be sure to chew it up, don't smoke it","attachment":null,"posted":1716024008},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799616,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799610
why not? nigga","attachment":null,"posted":1716024206},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799809,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799599
>look at it like this: it's a plant, it's natural. Would you rather eat a tomato or ketchup? would you rather drink coca cola with coca leaves or snort straight cocaine? the natural version is way better basically always.
I had to double check i wasn't on /ck/, that's the exact kind of retardation that gets spewed on there semi-oftenly","attachment":null,"posted":1716049306},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799871,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799809
name one counter example","attachment":null,"posted":1716054870},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799879,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798883
i smoked a glob of it over a decade ago in college and the buzz only lasted for like 15 minutes. very underwhelming. snorting oxys was far more enjoyable.","attachment":null,"posted":1716055210},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799909,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799599
m8, raw opium is like 10% morphine. no different than pharmaceuticals","attachment":null,"posted":1716057746},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4799924,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799599
>look at it like this: it's a plant, it's natural.
It being natural or not is beside the point. I would not do it and would heavily advise anyone who gets the idea to do opioids recreationaly to reconsider.","attachment":null,"posted":1716059698},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800307,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799909
>raw opium is like 10% morphine
The amounts of morphine, codeine etc vary.","attachment":null,"posted":1716109433},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800312,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799924
>I would not do it and would heavily advise anyone who gets the idea to do opioids recreationaly to reconsider.
>I have not had Pepsi even once in my entire life but, I 100% guarantee you will like it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716109614},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800322,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800307
point being it's literally the same stuff that is in the pills","attachment":null,"posted":1716110863},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800347,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794285
Let's say you grew the mushrooms like this (But did it better like >4795012 said) and you had some psilobycin mushrooms. What then? Can you just chew on them raw?","attachment":null,"posted":1716115383},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800354,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800347
sure","attachment":null,"posted":1716115776},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800347
>Can you just chew on them raw?
yup. they taste godawful though, like eating dirt. i think i swigged mine with orange juice. also you get an immense stomachache an hour later. some people vomit.","attachment":null,"posted":1716126238},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800438,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793803
Ephedra sinca
Camellia sinensis, not narcotic but easy to grow in the right climate, camforest is a good us vendor
Valerian also not narcotic","attachment":null,"posted":1716130074},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800448,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800347
>>4800415
Interesting, I had a completely different expereince with mine. I ate them fresh (17g) and the taste was slightly bitter but nothing egregious. I downed them with water and got no cramps or nausea despite eating a ton of them and I normally get nauseous with other stuff like HBWR.","attachment":null,"posted":1716131110},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800598,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800448
It gets worse every time you do it. First time I didn't mind the taste, then it got progressively worse and at this point the taste would make me insta-vomit.","attachment":null,"posted":1716144999},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800600,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800415
>>4800438
>>4800598
Ah. Is there a way of doing it that doesn't cause chunder, and makes it more palatable? Like drying it or making a tea?","attachment":null,"posted":1716145082},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800601,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800600
Tea with lemon works alright for me. Easier to down it, the lemon converts psilocybin into psilocin which makes it hit faster, and the lemon also masks the taste to some degree. Make the tea strong so you can chug it easily. Should be plenty of guides online.","attachment":null,"posted":1716145201},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800602,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800600
>>4800601
Also, just accept it may make you feel a lil queasy. You may vomit once it hits you, that's fine and normally you'll feel a lot better once you do and then you're off.","attachment":null,"posted":1716145287},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800604,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4793803
Mushrooms and salvia divinorum are super easy to grow.
Same for mescaline cactus.","attachment":null,"posted":1716145438},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800637,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800601
>lemon converts psilocybin into psilocin
Thats mostly theory and psychedelic lore. It hasn't really been proven if it has a tangible impact if at all negligible.","attachment":null,"posted":1716148884},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800639,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800598
Huh, interesting.
>>4800600
I have heard some people dry it and then coat it in icing to make it more palatable. You can also grind it into a fine powder and mix it into food or even make tablets.","attachment":null,"posted":1716149045},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800646,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800600
yeah i've heard of people making it a tea. probably tastes just as bad, at least you don't have to chew","attachment":null,"posted":1716150075},{"board":"an","thread":4793803,"pid":4800665,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800637
Huh, cool. Makes it easier to drink either way, so can't hurt.
>>4800646
The chewing is really the worst part. Chugging a decilitre or two of (strained) sour, kinda nasty tea is over in a second. The doughy, earthy sludge is really awful. But I'm also squeamish, I can see some people doing it easily.","attachment":null,"posted":1716151847}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794404,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What's your guy's favorite animal youtuber?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715440855870106.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240511_103801_YouTube.jpg"},"posted":1715440855},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794414,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794404
>WOW!
he couldn’t think of something better?","attachment":null,"posted":1715441704},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794414","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715441881708673.png","filename":"cuck.png"},"posted":1715441881},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794416,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The autistic guys who don't show their ugly faces and tell you about prehistoric taxonomy groups. Importantly those who DO NOT meme and dumb down their content.
Basically content made only for autists like me and not for slackjawed retards obsessed with pop culture","attachment":null,"posted":1715442029},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794425,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794404","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715443318525495.png","filename":"1703286138015559.png"},"posted":1715443318},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794427,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794404
Does anthropology count?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715443471521014.png","filename":"1686787653298322.png"},"posted":1715443471},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794430,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794416
Do people like that even exist anymore? Everyone on jewtube is just eternally chasing ad revenue and nord vpn sponsorships these days","attachment":null,"posted":1715444248},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794465,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794404
Clint's running out of animals to make pet videos for, seems like we only get those once in a blue moon now","attachment":null,"posted":1715448766},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794606,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I like Ze Frank (the True Facts guy)","attachment":null,"posted":1715468900},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794610,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Cow Turtle. I mostly watch plant youtubers these days.","attachment":null,"posted":1715469148},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794611,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794606
>sex joke
>jerry why did you ____
>monotone voice saying something emotional
>sex joke
>scripted annoying fake laugh
>sex joke
>really shitty song for some reason
>reading of wikipedia
>sex joke
>sex joke
truly peak content","attachment":null,"posted":1715469208},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794617,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794611
>>scripted annoying fake laugh
This is the main reason why i enjoyed his older videos but not his new ones, shit's annoying","attachment":null,"posted":1715469917},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794630,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794404
>mfw he shows his wife in a video and she has a lizard face
yeah this guy definitely loves reptiles alright","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715472212805556.jpg","filename":"thick.jpg"},"posted":1715472212},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794661,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Moth Light Media, he makes videos about the evolution of animals, and does so in a perfectly understandable way and without any stupid jokes or distractions.
Paleo Analysis and The Budget Museum are also pretty good.
>>4794425
Ben G.Thomas, haven't watched many of his videos but really should, they seem rather well made.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715476500777068.jpg","filename":"moth_light_media_pfp.jpg"},"posted":1715476500},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794665,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794404
Y'alls*","attachment":null,"posted":1715476725},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794723,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794430
Sadly true it’s (largely) a thing of the past
>>4794611
>>4794617
Yeah his newer content feels kind of forced, the Jerry stuff especially, but he does apparently get in touch with actual biologists/zoologists for info at least","attachment":null,"posted":1715483526},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794728,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"For me, it's Uncle Ben's Rescue Ranch","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715484332431941.jpg","filename":"cover6[1].jpg"},"posted":1715484332},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/@RiotTheRedFox/videos
Riot is a precious lad.
Roxy is kind of a shit.
There's a few others but tl;dr I could just about stan for the owner.
Peak content.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715484501379017.png","filename":"1712111462407115.png"},"posted":1715484501},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794742,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Ka'yote 'bald under the hat' Peterson","attachment":null,"posted":1715485194},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794768,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794728
This. It takes a few videos to get over the zoomer shit but after that it’s five star content.","attachment":null,"posted":1715488720},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794771,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794768
He's tolerable for a zoomer. We're not getting any younger bro.","attachment":null,"posted":1715488923},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794789,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794728
>>4794768
>>4794771
He’s a zoomer? That rescues animals? Pretty cool","attachment":null,"posted":1715490924},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794803,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794789
He's 25 years old, and he turned a crack house property in Waco, Texas into an animal rescue. He has many different animals on the property, including rheas and ostrich and capybaras and ducks and geese, and he also does rehab for lost or injured animals. He's a saint.","attachment":null,"posted":1715492132},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794805,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I don't follow any really. I just look for one that has the topic I'm interested in and I click.
So long as they don't use faggot thumbnails. The moment they use a thumbnail, dropped.
>Don't hate the player
>Hate the game
You can absolutely hate both.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715492305515819.jpg","filename":"actual faggotry.jpg"},"posted":1715492305},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794818,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794803
WACO?
HE'S IN WHACKO?
MR.OVERALLS IS OUT HERE ABOUT A TWO HOUR DRIVE AWAY FROM ME?","attachment":null,"posted":1715493644},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794820,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794465
The phylogyny videos are more interesting anyway","attachment":null,"posted":1715493739},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794821,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794818
Yeah man he's in Waco, you can go volunteer at his facility.","attachment":null,"posted":1715493816},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794837,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794803
it's legitimately impressive what he's done with the property, went from having to wear shoes cause of old needles lying around to having an enclosure capable of housing Birds of Prey","attachment":null,"posted":1715496135},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794848,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I like Clint, he's a cringey redditoit basedboy but I enjoy his videos anyway. The phylogeny ones more than the pet rating videos.
Is there another channel doing phylogeny videos, ideally with a calmer presenter?
>>4794606
>>4794611
I agree with
>>4794617","attachment":null,"posted":1715498040},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794860,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This dude. He goes around catching random insects and animals for the camera.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HEaRQ6PYXc","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715501223908348.png","filename":"fff.png"},"posted":1715501223},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794881,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794404
>https://youtu.be/y-3bImbSJCM?t=68
Guy finds $0.50 dinosaur toys and autistically breaks down everything incorrect about them, as well as a history of their various reconstructions and why each bone is shaped the way that it is.
The little faux-paper animations are nice too.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715505888583147.png","filename":"051933.png"},"posted":1715505888},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794907,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794771
I didn’t mean any offense to Uncle Ben, I’m only a couple years older than him myself, I just meant that his editing is erratic and he makes constant references to zoomer celebrities/youtubers. He’s still a great guy and an amazing worker as >>4794803 and >>4794837 pointed out. Probably the most genuinely good youtube personality with over a million subs. People like Ben make the world a better place.","attachment":null,"posted":1715512487},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794932,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794818
>>4794821
im calling the atf","attachment":null,"posted":1715516627},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4794934,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794803
>>4794837
How did he do it? I guess he had a lot of money to begin with?","attachment":null,"posted":1715516930},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4795028,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794465
You could tell when the guy named clint's reptiles had to make a video calling mammals the hagfish of reptiles and started doing pet reviews on mammals. He's eventually gonna start calling fish reptiles because of phenotypic shit like scales or some shit.","attachment":null,"posted":1715526221},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4795045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794934
Money from YouTube. He rescued a pair of Rhea just started vlogging about raising them and over time became popular and started getting enough money to continue growing the project until he bought the property and started building stuff. He’s owned the property for years and only this year finally built the last of the major projects.","attachment":null,"posted":1715528572},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4795101,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794430
yes, one I like is Dr polaris. Extinct zoo was good but now he's starting to normiefy his content slowly but surely. I am not a child, I don't need to be pandered to about how "nope" prehistoric animals are. If I wanted that I could watch jurassic park.
>>4794610
Cow turtle is awesome. I am very jealous of him lol. Wish I had a cistern to turn into a pond too.
>>4794606
>>4794611
I used to be a fan of him but I his style doesn't really hit me right anymore. He makes good videos though.
>>4794661
Moth light is one of the good ones yes. >>4794425
I would watch him if I didn't constantly have to look at two literal minecraft steve as heads and a bog goblin the entire video.
>>4794728
His "relatable zoomer" act is annoying but otherwise he does awesome stuff.
>>4794860
Good one, general apathy is a great bug channel. There is also a really eloquent spiderfag channel caled bugs and biology that I really like. He talks about everything invertabrate and is australian so he goes to the northern rainforests frequently and also has a big ass huntsman spider crawling all over his head whenever he is recording in his room. He also likes to call out sensationalist bs which is very welcome in the animal community nowadays.
>>4794881
This guy and those like him ignite my inner paleo schizo. Just the name of his channel gives out the worst zoyboy vibes.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715538329941139.gif","filename":"1631751338483.gif"},"posted":1715538329},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4795185,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Travis Mcenery.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715547303129408.jpg","filename":"KWWDPXVRINDJ3DL6ZEUXZWY57E.jpg"},"posted":1715547303},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4795209,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794404
Portuguese: William Menq from Planeta Aves.
English: Danielle Default from AnimalLogic","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715549567811045.jpg","filename":"OIP (2).jpg"},"posted":1715549567},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4795275,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794728
He peaked with the 500k video, that was genuinely unhinged lmao. calmed down ever since","attachment":null,"posted":1715558841},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4795399,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794881
This is the only exclusively paleo channel i watch anymore","attachment":null,"posted":1715570599},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4795488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795275
What happened?","attachment":null,"posted":1715577064},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4795504,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795275
I went to go watch it and fucking lost it at the zoom in on his ass when he goes to the fridge. Absolute crackhead documentary behavior. I don't remember the episode but my favorite Uncle Ben moment was when he goes on an unhinged rant about the Waco County Farmer's Market not allowing him to sell eggs as he releases a live snake he found in a parking lot into the chicken coop to consume them all.","attachment":null,"posted":1715578278},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4795509,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795488
he finished all his major building projects on his property, got all his permits, and was able to make more content on his actual job","attachment":null,"posted":1715578854},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4795544,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795509
He doesn't have all his permits yet, the eternal State requires permits for every fucking individual animal. He just recently got approved to rehab 'coons.","attachment":null,"posted":1715582535},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4795849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5cqkDrdN2k","attachment":null,"posted":1715621763},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796086,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795488
the 500k video was back when he had all the animals in his backyard. He wears an incredible suit then calls his rhea a cuck and cracks his egg open in front of him and then slurps it up while telling him he'll be fucking his wife (he got salmonella from this and spent one month on the shitter). easily the magnum opus of this channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr48qjUSpks","attachment":null,"posted":1715640322},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796110,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796086
I prefer the backyard saga. Cast was less giant and the setting was comfier and felt less high stakes.","attachment":null,"posted":1715641913},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796123,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794404
>>4794415
yikes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715642593250504.jpg","filename":"IMG_6625.jpg"},"posted":1715642593},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796157,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"For me it's Dave, just comfy spiderkino and no drama.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715645955675534.jpg","filename":"unnamed.jpg"},"posted":1715645955},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796162,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796110
no big ounce tho","attachment":null,"posted":1715646720},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796178,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796162
nigga he is dead","attachment":null,"posted":1715648215},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796359,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796162
Not like there’s any Big Ounce nowadays.","attachment":null,"posted":1715675115},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796374,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794404
Peter Caine dog training","attachment":null,"posted":1715679825},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The Backyard Naturalist is a funny bloke in the right way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAqqbtvpEpY","attachment":null,"posted":1715682004},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796388,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796178
ok...? he's still a large part of his content after he moved from the backyard ranch","attachment":null,"posted":1715683438},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796445,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794416
So Moth Light Media and...?
Serious question, I'd love more like him, but I don't know of any.","attachment":null,"posted":1715695931},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796553,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796388
looks like he's introducing a new Prairie Dog in his next video","attachment":null,"posted":1715704637},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4796903,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796157
Came here to post this.","attachment":null,"posted":1715725534},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4797035,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794404
I've been enjoying Animal Analytics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RzqAq3P5OY","attachment":null,"posted":1715742876},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4797376,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Despite the clickbaity thumbs, Tsuki’s stuff is wholesome.
https://youtu.be/XrN4_9dQ6Js?si=hj1yMB4ufoW0067d","attachment":null,"posted":1715796782},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4797406,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794728
I need to start watching uncle farmer ben again. I'm out of date on all his wacky escapades in rescuing animals. I do know that Dababy (doorknob) got a wife and big ounce died. May big ounce finally have enough to eat somewhere in the sky.","attachment":null,"posted":1715798445},{"board":"an","thread":4794404,"pid":4797418,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796110
They were peak comfy. Feeding Karen from the window and occasionally giving Kevin a much needed bonk from the trash can lid.","attachment":null,"posted":1715798864}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794446,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">hurr durr catfaggots
>hurr durr dogfaggots
This cat vs dog bullshit is stupid and childish. Cats and dogs are equal and both have their own pros and cons. Either one is equally capable of love and affection as the other. I don’t think there should be a fight at all.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715446669286092.jpg","filename":"IMG_1353.jpg"},"posted":1715446669},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794447,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715446972911593.jpg","filename":"1630763297250.jpg"},"posted":1715446972},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794471,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"CAT DAWG
CAAAAT DAWG
Alone in the dark was a little cat dawg","attachment":null,"posted":1715449736},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794475,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794446
>Cats and dogs are equal
In what sense?
>Both have their pros and cons.
Such as? Cats require less responsibility and resources compared to dogs.
>Either one is equally capable of love and affection as the other.
Dogs are usually more attached to their owners than cats.","attachment":null,"posted":1715451070},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794479,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794446
Rabbits are the superior pet","attachment":null,"posted":1715452213},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794446
This is what happens when jannies keep moving /v/ and /tv/ threads here","attachment":null,"posted":1715452815},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794494,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794475
Cats require less responsibility, while dogs are more useful for work and hunting game.
>Dogs are usually more attached to their owners than cats.
You have a point. But they are both still capable of showing love and affection.
Still, I believe they are both equal in their pros and cons.","attachment":null,"posted":1715453693},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794519,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794446
All boards have become /pol/-lite since 2015.
>/an/ = cats vs dogs
>/n/ = bikes vs cars
>/tv/ = my jews vs your jews
>/ck/ = cities vs country
>/mu/ = cities vs country
>/trv/ = cities vs country
>etc.
For all you zoomers that were mindcucked by twitter during puberty: It didn't used to be this way, your manufactured rage is pathetic, you were raised to be shills, you will never be happy.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715457100205967.png","filename":"1693714881253690.png"},"posted":1715457100},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794527,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715459077046618.jpg","filename":"image.jpg"},"posted":1715459077},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794540,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794519
I agree. I wish this board and other boards can just be happy, and not filled with a bunch of retard autists having useless slap fights with each other.
Cats vs. Dogs isn’t one of the main problems in /an/ though. Whenever someone mentions god, a bunch of retarded atheists start seething. Also vegans and creationism too.","attachment":null,"posted":1715460334},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794584,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794540
>surely its the retarded atheists
Atheists are less likely to be fat and are more intelligent on average
All christcucks do is gain weight and preach peace from their ass while trying to turn women into murder suspects and corpses for daring to terminate brainless cell clumps. The recent abortion fiasco in the US is proof that there is no such thing as a good christian. Given the opportunity they will also return to biblical executions. There is nothing literally forbidding them.
Christians and zoophiles are two groups that should be instantly banned for spreading their filth","attachment":null,"posted":1715465671},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794585,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794584
zoophiles also preach love and do evil. maybe they’re both on /an/ because they get along better than you’d expect christians and zoophiles to?","attachment":null,"posted":1715465799},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794586,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794584
>>4794540
You guys are talking about the issue while actively engaging in it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715465852},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794588,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794586
Hold on buddy
What if the christians are the zoos? They want to be a protected class no one is allowed to call faggots. They must have something to hide.","attachment":null,"posted":1715466002},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794590,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794540
>whenever someone mentions the kikestain god
They never JUST mention it they give an entire fucking sermon. The same faggot doing it probably paid for the bible schizo ads.","attachment":null,"posted":1715466137},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794592,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Catfaggotry is cancer on every board and should be bullied relentlesly","attachment":null,"posted":1715466284},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794594,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"God loves you all.","attachment":null,"posted":1715466612},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794608,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794540
pretty sure you're just a schizo","attachment":null,"posted":1715469116},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794627,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794584
OP here. There are bad Christians and there are bad Atheists, but there are also good Christians and good Atheists. I can see the point you’re trying to make, but I don’t think all Christians should be targeted. I agree with you on the zoophiles though. Those are some of the most depraved and disgusting “people” on this planet.
>>4794586
I don’t really see how i am actively engaging in any of these issues. I’m just saying that there’s a lot of retards here who get mad over really generic shit.
>>4794590
There’s a lot of bad Christians out there who force their religions onto others and aren’t accepting of new ideas. Then when people yell at them for it they start crying.
I’m a Christian myself and I don’t really “believe” as much as other Christians. I loom around Christianity and science a lot, and I often just pick both.
>>4794608
Listen, just cause I’m mad about a bunch of retards getting mad over really generic shit doesn’t give you the right to call me a schizo. What did I ever do to you? I’m just giving my opinion.","attachment":null,"posted":1715471254},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794641,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794540
Proving you right LMAO
>>4794584
>>4794586
>>4794590
>>4794608
Pottery
>>4794594
Amen
>>4794519
Concurred, I pick fights sometimes tho because people really get into it. Right now /aq/ general is hilarious. And in only participating in half of it.
The cat v dog stuff is retarded. I understand 1-3 threads about it. But it feels like almost every thread dissolved into cat v dog","attachment":null,"posted":1715473620},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794653,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794594
Ok
Then your god votes yes for abortion rights every time? Your god voted yes for gay marriage? Your god voted for evolution in schools and opposes teaching children his own lies?","attachment":null,"posted":1715475346},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794657,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794641
What do you mean by “proving you right”?","attachment":null,"posted":1715475739},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794693,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794519
You forgot
>/g/ - linux vs windows","attachment":null,"posted":1715480820},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794694,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794592
No lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715480883},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794701,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794653
This is the crux of the issue
There is no such thing as a fully good christian. If they are a good person, they are a bad christian. if they are a good christian, they are a bad person. their bible states in no uncertain terms that they have a moral and spiritual duty to trample on the rights of others.
when you preach in the name of your god like it or not you are preaching for an evil entity with evil opinions. even if you are too dumb to actually follow your own religion. thankfully, yahweh is not and never has been a real god so he can't actually do shit if you fail to follow him. all you have to do is stop being christian, and you can be a good person.
it's not like yahweh is going to stop or punish you. he can't. he hasn't been able to do shit since a gnostic wizard named joshua or something ascended to heaven and killed him, as a joke.","attachment":null,"posted":1715481317},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794762,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"atheistards mihht be the biggest s hit stirrers on this board at this point and that’s *really* saying something","attachment":null,"posted":1715488068},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794764,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794653
>ok then your god votes for shit the majority of the world considers unnatural but i don’t because i was indoctrinated to believe is natural?????
only evolution has any merit of those things","attachment":null,"posted":1715488201},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794765,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794519
>/ck/ = cities vs country
… what?
>/pol/ is when people compare thing and have arguments over which thing is better
That’s been happening since language was invented champ","attachment":null,"posted":1715488392},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4794767,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794584
>noooo just let women slut it up forever
telling that this is your biggest concern","attachment":null,"posted":1715488684},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4796826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794446
>Cats and dogs are equal
Hmm I wonder who is behind this post","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715717333043709.jpg","filename":"OIP (13).jpg"},"posted":1715717333},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798328,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794584
>>4794519
>/x/ = atheists vs christians","attachment":null,"posted":1715894970},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798341,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Cat owners have been linked to schizophrenia","attachment":null,"posted":1715896039},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798698,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794592
Cat website newfag","attachment":null,"posted":1715940027},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798790,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794584
hey there anon, Im not gonna argue, Im just going to ask you to study fetal development and seriously ask yourself when you became a human being. Doesnt have to happen fast, you dont need to reply to me, its about getting information and thinking for -yourself-","attachment":null,"posted":1715950120},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798791,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794585
the people on this board who are most against zoophiles (including me) are often Christian","attachment":null,"posted":1715950181},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798793,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798790
Not that anon but you cease to become a human the moment you force 12 year olds to birth their rapists baby because your magic book says so.","attachment":null,"posted":1715950220},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798799,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798793
The book isnt 'magic', its a collection of ancient historical texts - some serious recording of history, some story, some song & poetry, etc..
Baptists (who are the dominant 'Christian' group in the USA) arent even properly Christian at all, American baptists & evangelical mindset is like a couple hundred years old. Literally nothing.
You should try to understand WHY a 12 year old having to have a child could for someone be the lesser of evils, though still a wretched situation.
Will you study embryology and fetology?","attachment":null,"posted":1715950662},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798919,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798799
>Baptists aren’t Christians
Don’t know why Catholics have to bring babtists up whenever they are trying to dunk on an atheist. I don’t bring the false beliefs of Catholics up when arguing my position just to sound more correct.","attachment":null,"posted":1715964006},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798922,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798799
Prior to the mid/end of the 2nd trimester a fetus has no functioning human brain. It had autonomic functions without the physical capacity for feeling and thought. It is not a human life except according to schizophrenic spiritual nonsense. Might as well make excising a brain tumor murder in case it developed nociception. And fertilized clumps of cells are DEFINITELY not human lives outside of your dick cutting, lgbtq murdering desert cult.","attachment":null,"posted":1715964242},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798925,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798922
the only difference is a tumor doesnt have a line in the lieble like “before you metastasized in the cerebrum i knew you”","attachment":null,"posted":1715964370},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798934,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798922
This nigger doesn’t understand potential. The second the egg it fertilized it will become a human unless there is an error In the pregnancy (an accident) or a human stops the pregnancy (a choice). The choice that was made was to remove the life of a person. Because that fetus no longer has the chance to be a person. By this logic abortion is murder regardless of how ignorant you are of the development of a fetus.
But the life starts the second a new genetic code is created (fertilization) so it’s still murder regardless.
Also would like to say I’m not the guy your arguing with and the christcuck stuff won’t work on me. I just happen to actually understand biology and ethics.","attachment":null,"posted":1715964692},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798938,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798934
“Potential” is an arbitrary line. An individual sperm cell or ejaculate load could be a child. Dying a virgin is murder.
The fact is a zygote has no thoughts or feelings. None. It is not a person. It is a parasitic vegetative mass until its prefrontal cortex switches on. This is a hard line. A well defined line. An immovable line. Because this is where humanity and all life begins and a fetus goes from a collection of germ cells no different from a puddle of jizz to a fully assembled lifeform that is ready to develop.","attachment":null,"posted":1715964991},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798939,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798934
How can literally nothing have a chance? There is no person to give the chance to unless you believe in religious horseshit about souls. It’s just tissue without a mind. An early third trimester fetus does provably have a mind. A first trimester fetus is a vaguely hominid shaped blob similar to a partially absorbed twin, at the latest.","attachment":null,"posted":1715965101},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798940,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798934
By this logic cockblocking your mate at the pub is murder because he could have jizzed up in the bird he was chatting and made a baby but you stopped him.","attachment":null,"posted":1715965109},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798940
The same logic - arguing i the name
of “potentially” can lead to pascals wager plus - the state has a moral duty to forcibly convert everyone to christianity because potentially they could go to hell. Which becomes a war if any other state has another religion and they must save people by spreading theirs. Its not oppression, its saving souls and their morals are objectively correct according to them because their religion said so because their religion said so.
This is where the conservatives would gladly take the US. It would be a slippery slope if they didnt so often profess that they consider this a good idea, and the entire islamic world did not already operate on this principle, and the bible did not explicitly demand this.","attachment":null,"posted":1715965441},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798946,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798939
Life is not about the mind, unless you believe in souls. Life is about a different genetic code. Would you say a male anglerfish if alive? How about an earthworm? Paramecium? If you kill a caterpillar by extension you are killing a butterfly. The only difference between a fetus and these is that it is genetically a individual person.
>>4798940
Like I said, you don’t understand causality. A Grenade is not garenteed to explode. Just like your bud isn’t going to get laid if he hangs out with people like you. But if you pull the pin on a grenade it WILL explode unless stopped or something goes wrong. The fetus IS a baby ublesssomething goes wrong, or a person kills it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715966028},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798949,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798946
A fetus without the capacity for thoughts and feelings is not a person and clearly isnt guaranteed to be because they miscarry all the time
Anything is assured to be anything because surely nothing will go wrong if you want to believe - but only in your head. In reality it is just tissue. It has no thoughts. It has no feelings. It is not a life. It is below a rat. It is merely human tissue. This is not about maybe butif whatever - it is or is not.
If you were born without a brain you would just be an ugly object.","attachment":null,"posted":1715966264},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798949
>>4798941
How much does the IDF pay you moshe??","attachment":null,"posted":1715966349},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798951,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798950
>it must be the enemy religion that actually agrees with me!
Something without a fully functioning human brain is not a human being. This occurs somewhere towards the end of the second trimester and must be determined by a doctor.
Nothing prior to that point is a human. You’re officially in “pulling out is denying a childs soul a shot at life” territory.","attachment":null,"posted":1715966524},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798952,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798951
Do you act this retarded for free then?","attachment":null,"posted":1715966766},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798953,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798952
You lost.","attachment":null,"posted":1715967033},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798954,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Stop. Manatee time.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715967139535046.jpg","filename":"distribution of offerings to the sea lords as is proper.jpg"},"posted":1715967139},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798956,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798946
The cum in the sock under your bed WILL be a human if you let it meet an egg. What's the difference?","attachment":null,"posted":1715967326},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798957,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798946
>give an earthworm human dna
>squish it
>first degree murder
weird religion you got there","attachment":null,"posted":1715967358},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798958,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798953
>>4798956
>>4798957
Samefag
>>4798951
Judism ritualizes abortion, and actually argued in court that they should have a religious exemption to abortion laws","attachment":null,"posted":1715967501},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798960,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798958
>da jooz
I’m a white atheist, primarily celtic ancestry with a touch of nordic and anglo
6’1” 175lb","attachment":null,"posted":1715967673},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798961,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798958
More than one person thinks you're braindead, dumbass.
>Judism ritualizes abortion, and actually argued in court that they should have a religious exemption to abortion laws
Jewish W. Better than forcing 12 year olds to give birth.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715967708423771.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-17 184027.png"},"posted":1715967708},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798963,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798961
Well “jews” are so high iq that they have several times more geniuses than whites due to their avaerage IQ (sd0) being 115. But really they’re just european banking families ascribed an arbitrary ethnicity like making up the term “aryan kangz” for everyone like me, so… jew = one kind of smart white person.","attachment":null,"posted":1715967992},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798965,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798961
>jew = one kind of smart white person.
>smart person is against forced births
Yeah makes sense.","attachment":null,"posted":1715968062},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798967,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798965
Under rabbinical law the threshhold for allowable abortion is a moving target as medical technology advances. Once we develop artifical wombs, all jews must consent to transplants rather than abortions or adopt the secular “mind = soul” position and stop being jews. And we do have an ethical duty to develop artificial wombs for many other reasons…
>a religion memes jews into becoming pod people
JEJ.","attachment":null,"posted":1715968441},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798973,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798970
Imagine being insecure enough to larp this hard
Your arguments already belied your low intelligence","attachment":null,"posted":1715969220},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798975,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798973
Just trying to bring it down to your level bud.
I wasn’t trying to write a dissertation. And i honestly know that i probably couldn’t convince anyone in this thread to convert. But perhaps I could get you to think a little harder. Unfortunately I realized that was impossible so I decided to just have a little fun lol.
Also to cover my ass not trying to come back and say lol I was pretending to be retarded, just wanted to express myself fairly and acutely.
Choose to believe me or no, but I did post proof of physique and nobody else in this thread has so much as posted nose","attachment":null,"posted":1715969619},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798979,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798975
Is there a joke I missed? What's this larper trying to prove?","attachment":null,"posted":1715970126},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4798989,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798979
He thinks not believing in souls makes you jewish and not the 70%+ of the world that is not christian, and is also a raging pseudo-christian “le poetry and metaphor” homosexual looking for a boyfriend? Definitely a weird way to cope with losing an argument","attachment":null,"posted":1715970687},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4799004,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798989
> He thinks not believing in souls makes you jewish and not the 70%+ of the world that is not christian
Uhh, I’m pretty sure most of the world believes in the existence of souls accounting for Hindus, Buddhists, Muslims and Jews","attachment":null,"posted":1715971405},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4799005,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798940
what a vulgar post devoid of any thought or reason","attachment":null,"posted":1715971483},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4799015,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799005
“Potential” is an absurdity. Fortune telling has no place in morals.","attachment":null,"posted":1715972066},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4799588,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794446
sounds like something a dogfaggot would say","attachment":null,"posted":1716021501},{"board":"an","thread":4794446,"pid":4801953,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716254334349964.png","filename":"unknown.png"},"posted":1716254334}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794483,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"ITT: Animals that are universally defended by people who don't live near them, and hated by those that have to live near them","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715452493345733.jpg","filename":"16975559578366.jpg"},"posted":1715452493},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794487,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715452704373746.png","filename":"Capture.png"},"posted":1715452704},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794489,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715452866335291.jpg","filename":"33p1.jpg"},"posted":1715452866},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794506,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794489
/thread
I love gulls but I dont have to live with them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715455171},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794506
Who defends gulls?","attachment":null,"posted":1715455205},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794508,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715455330918711.jpg","filename":"white-man-white-shirt_171337-11986.jpg"},"posted":1715455330},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794507
I do","attachment":null,"posted":1715455564},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794512,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794507
My city's airport has a guy whose job is to go up to the landing strips and shoot at the seagulls with his rifle right before the plane lands. Apparently this was controversial here...","attachment":null,"posted":1715455822},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794541,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715460657474979.jpg","filename":"1673742090767577.jpg"},"posted":1715460657},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794561,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483
4chan users.","attachment":null,"posted":1715462515},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794507
I do.
I live inland but when I'm near a coast I love listening to their cries and watching them wheeling through the sky.","attachment":null,"posted":1715463183},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794734,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483
Wait, what? Aussies hate ‘roos? For what reason?","attachment":null,"posted":1715484842},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794736,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794554
>>4794555
>>4794556
/thread","attachment":null,"posted":1715484903},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794739,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794487
That would make me shit bricks but who is living close to these things exactly","attachment":null,"posted":1715484998},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794740,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794489
I used to live near the beach and I always loved these fuckers, everyone else hated them though","attachment":null,"posted":1715485044},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794799,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483
Roos just seem like such smug cunts, perfect Aussie animal","attachment":null,"posted":1715491931},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794893,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"MONKEYS
MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS
I fucking HATE monkeys.
Apes are cool, tho. And whatever Annie's Boobs was from Community was a cool monkey. But I hate the types I grew up around
>>4794489
I deal with seagulls all year round. Never have much of problem with them. They seldom venture even a mile away from the water and I live about a mile and a half from the shore so I don't have to worry about them shitting all over my car out tearing open my garage/rubbish/trash bags, either.","attachment":null,"posted":1715508996},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794905,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483
Brown bears in my country. People in some rural areas say they massacre their cows sometimes. They are protected, though.","attachment":null,"posted":1715512236},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4794962,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794489
i live near gulls but enjoy their behaviors","attachment":null,"posted":1715519429},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795005,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483
Deer","attachment":null,"posted":1715523938},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795006,"name":"fuck face","msg":">>4794740","attachment":null,"posted":1715524020},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795060,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483
Coyotes.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715531415220998.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1715531415},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483
>>4794483
They ruin your crops smash up cars kill dogs and rhinos but we must live with them because american white woman likes they are big.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715532932596825.jpg","filename":"elephants-in-line.jpg"},"posted":1715532932},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795073,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795068
>gives africans grief
sounds cool to me","attachment":null,"posted":1715533643},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795124,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715540554726664.jpg","filename":"images.jpg"},"posted":1715540554},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Any wild canine","attachment":null,"posted":1715541264},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795139,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795124
crows are basically everywhere and anyone who doesn't like them is a weirdo","attachment":null,"posted":1715542205},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795139
They're loud and constantly pecking sticks in the driveway. I stopped braking for crows.","attachment":null,"posted":1715543678},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795154
that's fine, I hope their remaining kin track you down and peck sticks in your driveway. You're a (((sociopath))), by the way.","attachment":null,"posted":1715544647},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795398,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Wolves
>>4795132
really this","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715570597572039.jpg","filename":"Eurasian_wolf_2.jpg"},"posted":1715570597},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795449,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715573952126224.jpg","filename":"1683149300235013.jpg"},"posted":1715573952},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794734
Pests that reproduce that rats, destroy crops, and the more aggressive species attack people and dogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715577679},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795516,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795132
Oh no i live near them and i love them
The ranchers who bitch are essentially really lazy pet owners who dont even own a significant portion of US livestock. Its like begging for total cougar death because your free roaming dog got ate. Coincidentally thats an unironic reason people hate coyotes.","attachment":null,"posted":1715579638},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795525,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795516
Coyotes eat dogs? I assume only small ones","attachment":null,"posted":1715580271},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795533,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795398
I live near and defend wolves
>BUT THE RANCHERS
Inconsequential welfare queens running organic free range bullshit operations
Land don't vote, but unfortunately the MO of the republican party is sneaking in candidates who run for the people and legislate for the corn fields so some states (wyoming) are being little bitches","attachment":null,"posted":1715580710},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794734
Imagine hitting a deer with your car except instead of a deer it is a 6ft bipedal thing made of pure muscle that also hops. I don’t think really anybody but farmers or dickheads like hate hate them though","attachment":null,"posted":1715581182},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795539,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483
Most aussies love roos. They aren't a novelty out here where I live, but generally aren't viewed as pests (literally tens of millions of them, but generally don't stray into civilisation).","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715581325672744.jpg","filename":"sky rat.jpg"},"posted":1715581325},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795545,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795154
>MUH MUH STICKS
Monkey spotted, YWNBAH, Bobo.","attachment":null,"posted":1715583149},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795548,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795068
"American white woman will cry if we hurt them" is the main reason why your people are allowed to exist.","attachment":null,"posted":1715584010},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795553,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715585243232184.png","filename":"DumbassWaterDeer.png"},"posted":1715585243},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795570,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794510
>>4794566
faggot","attachment":null,"posted":1715587340},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795590,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483
Fuck off, dickhead. Everyone loves kangaroos. Even though I have to drive slower around dusk and dawn so that I don't hit the cunts and they wreck my car or come flying through the windscreen and take my head off.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715592970233646.png","filename":"1606302803245.png"},"posted":1715592970},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795617,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795590
t. hasn't driven across the nullabor
they will literally kill themselves just to fuck up your car","attachment":null,"posted":1715597829},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795682,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795073
>>4795545
>>4795548
jej","attachment":null,"posted":1715606593},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795684,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795539
does anyone like those things though","attachment":null,"posted":1715606654},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795964,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483
I shoot raccoons","attachment":null,"posted":1715632038},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795969,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483
Is this a discreet /pol/ thread?","attachment":null,"posted":1715632514},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795971,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794962
>>4794893
rage bait","attachment":null,"posted":1715632789},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4795990,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Pretty sure only red roos are disliked
eastern grey roos are cute","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715633777132676.jpg","filename":"Kangaroos-1-EDIT-scaled.jpg"},"posted":1715633777},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4796022,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795590
fuck you cunt, those motherfuckers fucked up my both of my last two cars, roos get the rope","attachment":null,"posted":1715635159},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4796028,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715635691048817.jpg","filename":"4576456.jpg"},"posted":1715635691},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4796051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795684
I love pigeons.","attachment":null,"posted":1715637492},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4796053,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795525
Yes and yes. They'll fuck bigger dogs tho.","attachment":null,"posted":1715637556},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4796054,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795971
No. I legitimately detest monkeys. Awful fucking creatures.
I don't want to hurt them or anything, in I'm just glad I no longer live anywhere near any.","attachment":null,"posted":1715637673},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4797267,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483
Wolves
Wolf rewilding in European countries is always like this
>People that live in the country and actually have to deal with them don't want them back (but also refuse to take adequate measures)
>People that live near or in cities want them back","attachment":null,"posted":1715786875},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4797287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794489
Iunno I lived on the coast for years and loved the gulls. I miss them now that I live more in-land. Funny fuckers.","attachment":null,"posted":1715789763},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4797288,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796053
My neighbor had a huge female Rottweiler that obliterated a coyote that was probably trying to get some pussy, I think it lived, but I still felt bad for him.","attachment":null,"posted":1715789778},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4797313,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797267
If someone is against wolf reintroduction it's a red flag that they are a shitty person and a total fucking idiot.
Source: been to spain, scotland and wyoming.
They are shitty people and total fucking idiots. Living near wolves would not hurt them, but it would put a halt to their disruptive hobby, ie: letting cats, dogs, sheep, and chickens roam around so much they end up on other peoples property. To add to the shittiness when I stayed with my uncle in spain, someone actually dragged someone elses dog off THEIR property because it killed their chicken ON THE OTHER PERSONS PROPERTY, hung it from a tree, and beat it to death. Average anti-wolf tard killed someone elses pet because their chicken was trespassing.","attachment":null,"posted":1715791424},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4797343,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797288
Damn. Coyotes sound like bitches","attachment":null,"posted":1715794297},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4797577,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797343
When they're alone and faced with basically anything bigger than a fox, they are. Even the fuckhuge eastern coyotes are really skittish.","attachment":null,"posted":1715809836},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4797951,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797313
Yeah I live in Switzerland and it's funny to see
Most farmers use flimsy string fencing which will keep their livestock in but definitely not stop a starving wolf from coming in.
It's also funny how they refuse to use livestock guardian dogs and just hope for the best when they leave their animals alone at night. Switzerland even has an official website to show people where and when there's herds with guard dogs so people hiking can be aware","attachment":null,"posted":1715850672},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4797952,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795068
I like the recent beef between Germany and Botswana over their elephants","attachment":null,"posted":1715850755},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4798000,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794483","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715860109761081.png","filename":"Jungle_Boomer.png"},"posted":1715860109},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4798002,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795398
faggot ass rancher spotted
>>4795132
I unironically love the cute little foxes that scream like a woman being murdered outside my window at 3 am. They are cute as shit and cause no trouble. Also funny having people over.","attachment":null,"posted":1715860371},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4798237,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"They were right, you know?","attachment":null,"posted":1715887433},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4798242,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795060
Yeah coyotes are complete pests","attachment":null,"posted":1715887859},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4798279,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795684
I'm a fan, although there is something gross about them when they're in a giant ground swarm","attachment":null,"posted":1715891479},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4798319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798237
correct","attachment":null,"posted":1715894202},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4798560,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795533
>>4798002
I'm not a rancher, just like neither of you live near wolves.","attachment":null,"posted":1715920631},{"board":"an","thread":4794483,"pid":4798703,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795590
>oi mate cunt fark if i don't use every bit of aussie slang i know then they won't know i'm a fair dinkum aussie battler
Always at least one in every Australian thread","attachment":null,"posted":1715941653}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794251,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is there a sexier animal out there? I dont think there is","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715410412027336.png","filename":"349a7f2ddbf02f07e987a6b81f99f7fb-1589043233.png"},"posted":1715410412},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794266,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794251
tranny bird","attachment":null,"posted":1715414444},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794301,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794251
your mom lole","attachment":null,"posted":1715423282},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794312,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794266
It's fascinating that this phenomenon is also happening in humans. Certain demographics of women favor feminine men and masculine women over something more traditional. We should really study the reasons why more.","attachment":null,"posted":1715424817},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794316,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794251","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715426150497449.jpg","filename":"Giraffe_closeup.jpg"},"posted":1715426150},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794320,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794266
i dont know why but first thing i thought about was tranny when i saw this too","attachment":null,"posted":1715426418},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794336,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You called?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715430300060266.jpg","filename":"images (10).jpg"},"posted":1715430300},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794338,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794251
>eviscerates your snake with her razor-sharp claws
m.. mommy....","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715430347820646.jpg","filename":"1685096649181618.jpg"},"posted":1715430347},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794361,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Fox","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715434967469380.webm","filename":"foxy_fox.webm"},"posted":1715434967},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794367,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"OP you fucked up
check the catalog next time","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715436461848262.jpg","filename":"1634186905156.jpg"},"posted":1715436461},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794372,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794251
>>4794316
>>4794336
>>4794338
>>4794361
>>4794367
>Haha zoophilia geddit? The joke is I WANT TO FUCK ANIMALS GEDDIT???","attachment":null,"posted":1715436933},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794373,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794372
Joke?","attachment":null,"posted":1715436964},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794563,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794372
>he got it","attachment":null,"posted":1715463024},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4794616,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794372
I've unironically thought horses were sexy since I was little. I rode one as a kid and it rubbed my member real nice and their huge asses are just a lot. I really don't like this fact about myself.","attachment":null,"posted":1715469903},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795050,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794251
Tiger","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715529045374582.jpg","filename":"1518555853246.jpg"},"posted":1715529045},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795057,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794312
Here's ammunition for your theories: it is a well known principle that men who get into fitness and workout more, start craving heavier, more voluptuous women. I noticed the exact same effect playing out in my own erotic writing. Probably something to do with testosterone levels and how they test lower in average every year they check.","attachment":null,"posted":1715530610},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795137,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794312
>Certain demographics of women favor feminine men
What demographics? It's not like women are making the first move in relationships and being direct more often now","attachment":null,"posted":1715541978},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"presented without any further comment","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715544011601681.jpg","filename":"orca3[1].jpg"},"posted":1715544011},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795158,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795057
That’s not real, it’s how /fit/ copes with only being able to score fatties. Most athletic men also have athletic wives.
Fat bitches are for broke and wimpy losers","attachment":null,"posted":1715544285},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795169,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795156
Bottlenoses are more attractive.","attachment":null,"posted":1715545575},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795137
K-pop types, Tumblr types, there's even a matriarchal tribe in Africa called the Wodaabe where women choose the most effeminate men.","attachment":null,"posted":1715548445},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795224,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795169
i dont agree but as per my post i am unable to elaborate","attachment":null,"posted":1715551759},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795243,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795169
>>4795224
My telegram is @Cwbi6","attachment":null,"posted":1715554582},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795264,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I have a type","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715557636361787.jpg","filename":"1711130634425196.jpg"},"posted":1715557636},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795266,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795196
not exactly how I'd describe them","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715558530193749.jpg","filename":"a.jpg"},"posted":1715558530},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795274,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795266
They literally wear makeup, have long hair, and small chins and jaws.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715558811060858.jpg","filename":"download (1).jpg"},"posted":1715558811},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795389,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Yes, there is a sexier animal.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715570175023160.jpg","filename":"3a6c9ed37942d84ad05d9b8be1db98be.jpg"},"posted":1715570175},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795393,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795389
I do not like this body type. Bitch is shaped like a pear.","attachment":null,"posted":1715570320},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795402,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795393
I find big thighs attractive but I respect your opinion.","attachment":null,"posted":1715570709},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795408,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794251
yes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715571083048089.jpg","filename":"1647759093546.jpg"},"posted":1715571083},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795490,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795156
get help","attachment":null,"posted":1715577287},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795491,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795389
>amputee fetish
gross","attachment":null,"posted":1715577317},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795492,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795389
yum post more","attachment":null,"posted":1715577348},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795495,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795196
What you’re talking about is mrle accurately boyish good looks, and it probably has to do with finding neotenous features healthy or attractive, I wouldn’t say it’s the new standard or anything like it though","attachment":null,"posted":1715577579},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795626,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794616
go to e621.net
type into the main page search bar 'etheross horse'
enjoy","attachment":null,"posted":1715598789},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795820,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795490
my post was the least get help worthy post here imo, including >>4795389","attachment":null,"posted":1715618939},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795833,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794616
it's ok, anon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715620010125521.jpg","filename":"1449579700655.jpg"},"posted":1715620010},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795898,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795491
her right arm is hidden behind her back, are you blind?","attachment":null,"posted":1715627533},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795899,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795492
search up "skirby" and you'll get a lot of pics of her","attachment":null,"posted":1715627594},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4795928,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795820
maybe but you’re still worthy of it","attachment":null,"posted":1715630318},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4796269,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Cats are so much hotter. If you don't think so, you've never seen a cat.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715658445566185.png","filename":"Screen Shot 2024-05-13 at 8.46.31 PM.png"},"posted":1715658445},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4796274,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796269
based
also an excellent filter for people that cannot perceive attractiveness beyond "can i fit my dick in it/can it's dick fit in me"","attachment":null,"posted":1715659801},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4796286,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794251
nothing else comes even close","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715662155005838.jpg","filename":"1690039935789303.jpg"},"posted":1715662155},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4796287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715662217870142.jpg","filename":"1704243361043478.jpg"},"posted":1715662217},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4796790,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795898
Humans have two arms anon","attachment":null,"posted":1715715097},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4796855,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795833
Cute","attachment":null,"posted":1715719463},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4797938,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795389
A monkey? You're into monkeys? Pretty low tier really. Lots better to pick from.","attachment":null,"posted":1715847714},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4798880,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796287
>where are we going?
>to the bridal chamber","attachment":null,"posted":1715959941},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4799707,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795833
Why she gotta be a kicker.","attachment":null,"posted":1716038561},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4799729,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795626
Theres another booru but it's literally one of the only banned phrases or sites to mention in 4chan lol","attachment":null,"posted":1716040039},{"board":"an","thread":4794251,"pid":4800013,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799729
plenty of boards have custom banned phrases unique to them (usually out in place by trolling tranny jannies) but it’s funny that there are site wide ones too","attachment":null,"posted":1716071576}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4794596,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is this a manul board?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715466690485528.jpg","filename":"IMG_3886.jpg"},"posted":1715466690},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4794601,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794596
This is a baby longtail macaque board","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715467799866074.jpg","filename":"1600823235699.jpg"},"posted":1715467799},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4794623,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Sogga board.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715470720431447.jpg","filename":"0af61c89b5523b294c388a1edfd7b845.jpg"},"posted":1715470720},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4794709,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794623
Why did they put that wildcat into a shirt","attachment":null,"posted":1715481704},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4794735,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794709
It's a harness","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715484856841264.jpg","filename":"49253788603_7caeb4051a_z[1].jpg"},"posted":1715484856},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4794782,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794596
What the hell are those? Monkey cats?","attachment":null,"posted":1715489962},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4794834,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794735
OKay. This is just getting kinky now.","attachment":null,"posted":1715496027},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4794835,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794735
That is a face of distraught anguish
>>4794834
Kill yourself","attachment":null,"posted":1715496101},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4794836,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794834
No it isnt.","attachment":null,"posted":1715496105},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4794840,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794782
Close, pallas cats","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715496473119688.webm","filename":"pallas.webm"},"posted":1715496473},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4794961,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794840
was expecting a ‘you died’","attachment":null,"posted":1715519352},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4795216,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794735
Why does it need a harness","attachment":null,"posted":1715549866},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4795217,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794596
For me, its the andean mountain cat","attachment":null,"posted":1715550039},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4795229,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794601
>The first thing a Cambodian sees upon waking up in Hell","attachment":null,"posted":1715552560},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4796001,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794601
kill yourself","attachment":null,"posted":1715634177},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4796017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794735
>prong collar for THE most docile feline period
Disgusting. Hopefully its only an emergency measure for if a small dog or an african child tries attacking it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715635013},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4796255,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796017
Yeah they cant take any risks
Its kinda sad","attachment":null,"posted":1715657034},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4796364,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715676970952389.gif","filename":"resistance is futile.gif"},"posted":1715676970},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4796370,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794596
So it seems.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715678451871041.webm","filename":"manul.webm"},"posted":1715678451},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4796653,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796364
One Manul
Two Manul
Three Man...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715708994756502.webm","filename":"pallas_sleepy.webm"},"posted":1715708994},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4796659,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715709137403047.webm","filename":"manul cold paws.webm"},"posted":1715709137},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4796663,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796659
The struggle is real","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715709354831904.webm","filename":"pallas_pawproblems.webm"},"posted":1715709354},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4796782,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796364
Holy fuck…
Their numbers are endless…","attachment":null,"posted":1715714328},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4797107,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715757311186574.webm","filename":"manul fam.webm"},"posted":1715757311},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4797157,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797107
Damn, Manulmom has the patience of a saint","attachment":null,"posted":1715767147},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4797222,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715781872080465.png","filename":"manultitter.png"},"posted":1715781872},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4797242,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715785155986754.webm","filename":"petting manul.webm"},"posted":1715785155},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4797280,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794596
Manul board
Manul site
Manul planet","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715789263902912.jpg","filename":"pallas_toast.jpg"},"posted":1715789263},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4797670,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794735
Why does this cat remind me of Brendan Fraiser 'Just'?","attachment":null,"posted":1715818111},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4797944,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"the manul is the animal you would describe to a crackhead that had broken into your home at 3am, waking you up with a shotgun shoved in your eye socket, yelling
>DESCRIBE ME AN ANIMAL THAT IS NOT A MAN AND NOT A CAT","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715848942083298.jpg","filename":"16883607472700.jpg"},"posted":1715848942},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4797957,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797944
Nah, thanks, I'll stick to "they look like the cat cartoon cavemen would have"","attachment":null,"posted":1715851171},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4798044,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715867422491950.webm","filename":"1638135901592.webm"},"posted":1715867422},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4798262,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797944
>>4797957
both can be true","attachment":null,"posted":1715890489},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4798990,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"one manul
two manuls
three manuls
more","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715970801625209.webm","filename":"1661817862720.webm"},"posted":1715970801},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4798994,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715970950969726.jpg","filename":"1571788605598.jpg"},"posted":1715970950},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4799013,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715972047695171.webm","filename":"manul roll.webm"},"posted":1715972047},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4799022,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794596
Cat website
Manul is cat
Therefore manul board","attachment":null,"posted":1715972312},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4799025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799022
Anime website that had one meme making fun of cats
Then reddit stole said meme after we stopped thinking it was funny
Therefore newfag animal
We like orangutans now. Get with the times tourist.","attachment":null,"posted":1715972956},{"board":"an","thread":4794596,"pid":4799030,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715973572397951.jpg","filename":"1618595078096.jpg"},"posted":1715973572}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4794800,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"japanese dog jumping through hoops
also, japanese dog thread","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715491939996416.jpg","filename":"japanese do.jpg"},"posted":1715491939},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4794801,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794800
Wtf how r he do that","attachment":null,"posted":1715491996},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4794810,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794800","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715492973960828.png","filename":"1292622756960.png"},"posted":1715492973},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4794812,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794800
They took chinese.","attachment":null,"posted":1715493202},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4794819,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794812
where","attachment":null,"posted":1715493725},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4794839,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794800
What makes the dog japanese aside from his audience? If pic rel was in japan would he be japanese? Is the perquisite civic and not ethnic?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715496455608451.jpg","filename":"1715399222096649.jpg"},"posted":1715496455},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4794857,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"wtf, is that real? how is is floating???","attachment":null,"posted":1715499853},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4794883,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794839
I think it means the breed is from japan","attachment":null,"posted":1715506046},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4794948,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794810
What is this supposed to portray","attachment":null,"posted":1715518469},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4794952,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794839
>What makes the dog japanese aside from his audience?
He hasn’t been eaten yet","attachment":null,"posted":1715518648},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4795010,"name":"fuck face","msg":">>4794800
this makes my penis go boing boing","attachment":null,"posted":1715524260},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4795585,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794800
Synchro summoning dog","attachment":null,"posted":1715591061},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4795602,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794800
Wow, he jumped through five hoops!","attachment":null,"posted":1715596154},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4795610,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794948
yes","attachment":null,"posted":1715597136},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4795694,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795585
That unlocked a fucking memory.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715607573527863.jpg","filename":"32995007.jpg"},"posted":1715607573},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4795879,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795010
whats wrong with you","attachment":null,"posted":1715624818},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4795884,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794839
people fucking love Japan so much that whenever something comes from or happens in Japan it's always mentioned that it's Japanese
you don't see that shit about vietnam or hungary lemme tell ya ain't no one give a shit about those countries","attachment":null,"posted":1715625337},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4796810,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794839
Japanese dogs don't steal cars like Mexican dogs","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715716374165617.jpg","filename":"OIP (12).jpg"},"posted":1715716374},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4798309,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"soi","attachment":null,"posted":1715893399},{"board":"an","thread":4794800,"pid":4798521,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The Japanese train their dogs better than stupid idiot fat car slave americans do with their own kids.","attachment":null,"posted":1715913724}]}
{"title":"Crustaceans","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795037,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why are they so BASED?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715527091595800.jpg","filename":"Sally_Lightfoot_crab_(4202519454).jpg"},"posted":1715527091},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795041,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795037
because of crabitalism","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715527530053733.jpg","filename":"crabitalism.jpg"},"posted":1715527530},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795181,"name":"Crabanon","msg":">>4795037
Finally a good thread! Crustaceans are extremely based","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715547098714972.jpg","filename":"3b6792512b52c0ec58eede52f88829ac.jpg"},"posted":1715547098},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795037
Did you know that woodlice are crustaceans?
Now you know.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715547954816970.jpg","filename":"Porcellio-scaber-29-04-2008-083.jpg"},"posted":1715547954},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795193,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795181
Is this real","attachment":null,"posted":1715548328},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795257,"name":"Crabanon","msg":">>4795193
i searched a bit and yeah! they do!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715556769727676.jpg","filename":"GrapsusGrapsusSpit.jpg"},"posted":1715556769},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795317,"name":"Crabanon","msg":"to keep this thread alive, im gonna ask, what crustacean from your country is your favorite? mine is "Petrolisthes violaceus"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715561965535205.jpg","filename":"Petrolisthesviolaceus.jpg"},"posted":1715561965},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795317
I like em lobsters..","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715562185570505.jpg","filename":"ih21qk33nw271.jpg"},"posted":1715562185},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795501,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795317
Echidnocerus cibarius","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715578130504027.jpg","filename":"crab.jpg"},"posted":1715578130},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795646,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715603405258301.jpg","filename":"Dendrogaster.jpg"},"posted":1715603405},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795653,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795646
there is no way this is real","attachment":null,"posted":1715604588},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795656,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"triops","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715604837778026.jpg","filename":"Triops1.jpg"},"posted":1715604837},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795669,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795181
>UOOOOOOOOOOOHHH","attachment":null,"posted":1715605653},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795681,"name":"Crabanon","msg":">>4795653
Parasitic copepods... the real aliens","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715606581446375.jpg","filename":"FnaCsXyaYAAiQsY.jpg"},"posted":1715606581},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795686,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795189
Wheres their big, MEATY, C L A W S ?","attachment":null,"posted":1715606835},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795687,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795646
wtf is that...","attachment":null,"posted":1715606897},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795709,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795669
Kek","attachment":null,"posted":1715608805},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795782,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795687
its a barnacle specialized to living in the body cavity of starfish","attachment":null,"posted":1715616587},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795783,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795653
>>4795687
>newfags dont know what dendrogaster is
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1715616659},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795784,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715616720470443.png","filename":"Photographs-showing-diversity-of-parasitic-copepod-body-plans-A-Caligidae-B.png"},"posted":1715616720},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795789,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795783
no but im i am eager to learn, that's why I'm here. fucking insane to me that they're crustaceans..","attachment":null,"posted":1715617067},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795803,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"the duality of crustaceans
>hehe new snib snab fren :DD","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715618110895188.webm","filename":"1668816994226406.webm"},"posted":1715618110},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795804,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Į̴̙͉͓̹̟̬̌͋̈̋̀͛̎̉̑̽͐̇͘͠ ̶͉̰̩̼̬̙͚̠͚̳̩͓̖͖̱̱̂̊W̶̌̓̿͑̀̄̄̍̂̽͊̾̾̾ͅȈ̷̛̱͔̣̗̼̿̌̌͂̍̔͐͗͒̾͗̋̆̚Ḷ̵̻͈̠͎͉͉̘̤̭̹̒͌͆͂̍́̑̎̍̋̇̿͋́͜͝͝L̷̙̿̆̊̾̽̿̾̊͂͆͐̂̑̋͌̕͘͝ ̶̧̺͙̤̠̗̯͕̟̥́̋͜͠D̸̨̹̙̩̠̦̹̫̝͉̣͎͕͐̌̐̈̔̃̄̏̃͗̾̈́̀̏̈́̏͐̌͛͝Ë̷̛͖͓̹͉̣̮͓̫͈V̵̢̨̛͎̹͓̜͔̱͙̟͇͔͎̟͈̱̀̽̃̏̒̍Ơ̵̡̩̭̞̞̱͕̤͈̪̱͓͈͚̔͌̈̀̍͌͊̔̾͂̕͝ͅU̶̜͌̈Ŗ̸̧̟̥̤̬̗̦̰͙͔͎̭̰̫͚̙̒͐̇͑͒͒͂̎͌̈́̔́̚͜ ̴͖̥̬̻͈̠̯̏͌̿Y̸͕̯̻͚͇̤̳̥̬̥͇̗̳̐̓̚͝ͅỎ̴̩̜͈͖̭͙͓͠Ư̸̠͍͙̥̺̹̻̙̇̽̓͆̂̀̓̀͐̂̕͘̚R̸̢̛̭̝̘̺͇̖̹̰̜͕͈͖͈̼̯̫̮͎͓̞̎͆͐̇́̃̀̌̋̏̆̍́̈̐̓̇̕̚͠͝ͅ ̵̮̟͈͍̼̤̹͉̱̺͚͛̔̿̆͒̿͌̃̀̈́̾̾̈̿̈́̾̽͜͝ͅS̴͎̐̽Ơ̷̧̢͔̹̬͈͚̬̈́͌̃̇͛͗͌̏̚U̸͕̟̻̜͇͚̪͚̟͂̔̂̓̿͑̐̂̒̿̈́̈́̍̃̈́̎͝ͅL̷̢̡͍̝̘̬̥͚͉̘͔̞̻̘̩̋̈́","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715618173348705.webm","filename":"1705236508225810.webm"},"posted":1715618173},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795807,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795804","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715618336980975.jpg","filename":"file.jpg"},"posted":1715618336},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795819,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715618889543706.webm","filename":"mmmh babies.webm"},"posted":1715618889},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795821,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">barnacles are crustaceans
um excuse me what the actual f","attachment":null,"posted":1715619018},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Nice eyes bro, would be a shame if you became blind for your multiple hundred years of lifespan","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715619323720078.jpg","filename":"Ommatokoita elongata.jpg"},"posted":1715619323},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795839,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795803
I like the way they dash off with their arms in front of them
>>4795804
What the fuck is that","attachment":null,"posted":1715620582},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795840,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715620725723737.jpg","filename":"1559715172489.jpg"},"posted":1715620725},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795841,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715620788568968.jpg","filename":"1559715172490.jpg"},"posted":1715620788},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795865,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795803
can you keep these in a tank?","attachment":null,"posted":1715623121},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795867,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795840
>>4795841
what are these guys
why do they look so yummy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715623152820932.jpg","filename":"1836174468172ZUEZU18.jpg"},"posted":1715623152},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795893,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795839
Goose barnacles","attachment":null,"posted":1715627073},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4795897,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795789
they're a specialized type of barnacle that lives in the body cavity of starfish
you dont need many body parts when you spend your entire life inside an animal, so legs, eyes, armor, anything that makes them recognizable as a crustacean is gone.
the only thing that's left is the digestive surface and reproductive organs, they basically get tapeworm-ified
this is seen in a lot of other crustaceans, like sacculina or basically any parasitic copepod
some look like living banana peels, others are barely recognizable as anything other than a blob of flesh
they're only recognizable as crustaceans from their larval stages, the nauplius, which i'm pretty sure all crustaceans have in common","attachment":null,"posted":1715627363},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4796016,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795257
Why?","attachment":null,"posted":1715634896},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4796018,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795819
The ocean is no place for slow children.
Hail Moloch :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715635046},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4796020,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795189
Did you know insects are crustaceans?
Now you know.","attachment":null,"posted":1715635085},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4796058,"name":"Crabanon","msg":">>4795865
They probably cant be kept in tanks due to them being pelagic filter feeders, but what do i know, try it for yourself!
>4796016
as a defense mechanism, spitting water supposedly makes predators go away","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715638129406394.jpg","filename":"myhonestreaction.jpg"},"posted":1715638129},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4796063,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796020
>>4795189
Well that kinda makes sense. They do look very similar. Horseshoe crabs, shrimps and ancient guys like the nautilus make it very obvious that crustaceans are ocean bugs, or the OG insects.
Makes me wonder, did the sea spider appear first or did it first appear on land? They're not related, but still.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715638234439140.jpg","filename":"GettyImages-541634728.jpg"},"posted":1715638234},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4796074,"name":"Crabanon","msg":">>4796063
i had a little aneurysm reading that comparison but let me teach you:
Horseshoe crabs arent related to isopods
Shrimps and isopods are from the subphylum crustacean and nautilus is the name for a genus of cephalopods! and the sea spider is more related to horseshoe crabs alongside spiders, since they all are chelicerata (a subphylum) and about who came first? the fossil record shows that the sea spiders are older than spiders","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715639147652309.jpg","filename":"GeograpsusCrinipes2.jpg"},"posted":1715639147},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4797749,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715823602020281.jpg","filename":"229510.jpg"},"posted":1715823602},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4797821,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797749
awwww what a cutie :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715830794},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4797874,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"finna throw hands nigga","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715837035440817.jpg","filename":"peacock-mantis-shrimp-2.jpg"},"posted":1715837035},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4798614,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798435
such as…?","attachment":null,"posted":1715925423},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4798627,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798614
>he doesnt know
lizardman propaganda got to you","attachment":null,"posted":1715926496},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4798927,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715964417606805.webm","filename":"crab jump.webm"},"posted":1715964417},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4798929,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715964481142239.webm","filename":"crab rave.webm"},"posted":1715964481},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4798968,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795037
I fucking love vampire crabs bros I need these little guys in my life. Does anyone else own them? Is it worth it? It seems worth it. Is it smart to mix their different colour morphs?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715968510999321.jpg","filename":"Golden-Eyes-Vampire-Crab-Geosesarma-bicolour.jpg"},"posted":1715968510},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4798976,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797874
Ah yes, the famous peacock mantis shrimp. Also known as the flaming faggot of the seas. His rainbow colours and fancy eyes tell of a 'tism that cannot be defined in even the most elaborate of self-defined sexualities.","attachment":null,"posted":1715969668},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4799035,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Giant Isopods are the best","attachment":null,"posted":1715974085},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4799099,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798976
They have really cool weapons and coloring so they make up for it","attachment":null,"posted":1715979142},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4799154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798968
WOT incoming.
I had them, or still have them.
Bought two of the normal purple ones (Geosesarma dennerle) in 2007. Both died. Bought another pair in 2009. Both died. Bought another pair in 2010. Reproduced like rabbits and i had a large colony until 2018, when i made the mistake of redoing their tank- never change a running system. All males fought for terrirtoy and killed themselves, had only two female that werent pregnant and also died later in 2012 (old age, they die after two years). Bought other two from a store in 2021, one died, bougt another one, both lived for one year, then died. Bought a pair of red ones (Geosesarma hagen) 2022, both turned out to be male, exchanged them to a breeder for four captive bred ones (now Geosesarma tiomanicum)
Asshole breeder told me they were two males two females, i trusted him but i turned out three males one female. on male became violent and killed the two other males. Then i did redo the tank, found the alpha male and the female, which looked still brown (juvenile) but somehow pregnant. I did redesing their tank like this https://www.youtube.com/@IndoorEcosystem/videos guy here does his tanks (watch him, good videos) and now the female is gone, i cant find her, i see the male occasionally but not her. i hope shes still alive and carrying babies.
Important: The death toll as i have shown is catastrophic cause most of them are wild caught. its like russian roulette cause they are treated like shit during import and arrive weak or already dieing. get captive bred ones if possible. i dont get why more people bred them, you dont have to do anything, they are basically land CPO crayfish. And no, never, NEVER mix differend colours because those are not morphs but species. theyll fucking massacre each other.","attachment":null,"posted":1715982280},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4802046,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716261618677912.gif","filename":"1626564347623.gif"},"posted":1716261618},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4802053,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802046
chelicerate chuds out","attachment":null,"posted":1716262063},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4802302,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716303307938712.jpg","filename":"156790450233496.jpg"},"posted":1716303307},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4802317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802302
Imagine the snibs","attachment":null,"posted":1716304378},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4802330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802302
Ah yes, the elephant circumcising crab. A remarkable specimen.","attachment":null,"posted":1716305106},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4802336,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716305221627104.jpg","filename":"1632634984028.jpg"},"posted":1716305221},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4802367,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802302
What does it even need that for? Killing sharks?","attachment":null,"posted":1716306645},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4802371,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Crabs are ugly","attachment":null,"posted":1716306852},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4802375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716307032305324.png","filename":"1525301136583.png"},"posted":1716307032},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4802400,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802367
killing each other","attachment":null,"posted":1716308229},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4802438,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802336
>Why yes, I love being bread","attachment":null,"posted":1716311050},{"board":"an","thread":4795037,"pid":4802471,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802375
I think something went wrong in the oven with this one…","attachment":null,"posted":1716313895}]}
{"title":"CAT - how to provide the best life for a cat","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4795170,"pid":4795170,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I would like to gather knowledge from others on some of the big questions:
Wet/dry ratio
Brands, treats, how much variety is enough
Indoor/outdoor
Thoughts on water fountains Vs normal bowls
Neutering/ spaying
How long left alone is okay?
Best end of life care tips
Ways to memorialise to make the pain of losing easier","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715545599088830.jpg","filename":"DD4F8D21-86E6-485D-BD69-61137A239D13.jpg"},"posted":1715545599},{"board":"an","thread":4795170,"pid":4795173,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795170
I shall start with my perspective.
I have had around 9 cats over the last 15 years for varying lengths of time and never paid for any of them. Mostly rescues and the occasional gift.
Currently I am in the U.K. and have a cream coloured 6yo British Shorthair Male with blue eyes, that I brought over from east Asia","attachment":null,"posted":1715546520},{"board":"an","thread":4795170,"pid":4795176,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795173
Wet/dry ratio
> wet meal every morning and every evening and royal canin indoor dry kibble available at all times through a robotic feeder.
Brands, treats, how much variety is enough
> I try to provide as much variety as possible but his favourite treats are the creamy tube ones by far. So I make sure to get different flavours of that. Together with dreamies occasionally mixed into his kibble, freeze dried chicken breast cubes, whole chicken breast fillet, whole mackerel fillet, whole salmon filet
Indoor/outdoor
>I am strong believer in keeping your cat indoors unless you live in the middle of nowhere and have a safe environment. Statistics would appear to indicate a 3x longer life for indoor cats on average in the U.K.
Toys and play (New category I forgot about)
>I use a chase feather toy at the end of a rod, have a special backpack to take him for walks, he also like playing with little spherical toys but always loses them under furniture
Thoughts on water fountains Vs normal bowls
> have tried many brands of water fountains and they all seem to get dirty filters within a few days. So I have now got a large ceramic bowl for him and change the water inside it once a week.
I tried using bottled water but it would go bad too quickly, the chlorinated tap water seems better.
Neutering/ spaying
> I don’t believe this is medically a good idea having had cats that were both intact and neutered. My current cat is therefore intact
How long left alone is okay?
> I think it really depends on the cat, have had some that could do 4-5 days but my current one can only do a day or two max.
Best end of life care tips
> I don’t know how to deal with this as all of my cats have gone to other homes before this has been a topic for me to deal with. However I would like to educate myself so that when it happens I can deal with it to the best of my ability.
Ways to memorialise to make the pain of losing easier
> I am thinking of having an oil painting done","attachment":null,"posted":1715546587},{"board":"an","thread":4795170,"pid":4795834,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Let the cat roam the backyard and train it to wear a harness to go on walks. Cats need stimulation mentally and physically. Get a toy to feed the cat.","attachment":null,"posted":1715620100},{"board":"an","thread":4795170,"pid":4796962,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795170
>wet dry ratio
>>4795295
>brands
Your local butcher
>treats
Dried meat (butcher)
>indoor outdoor
Outdoor
Its not as safe but its worth it for the happines of the cat unless you live in a city
>thoughts
Water fountains are useless unless you have it overflowing with the tap
>neutering/spraying
Dont spray thats poisen
Neuter unless you have an indoor female
Maybe you can get kittens
>how long left alone
Outdoor cats: as long as they have food
Indoor cats: 1 day
>best tips
Outdoor cats dont need a litterbox
Even when i still had one my cats didnt use it
Also if you get them with 8 weeks or younger you can bathe them every week and they will accept bathing as adults
Just use a cat shampoo
Oh and dont get breed cats
Theyre a scam
>ways to make the pain of losing easier
Still didnt figure that out... ):
>>4795176
>chlorinated tap water
Wtf
>>4795834
Based","attachment":null,"posted":1715734070},{"board":"an","thread":4795170,"pid":4798294,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795170
>Ways to memorialise to make the pain of losing easier
Memorialisation is an individual topic. To make loss easier, regardless of what or who you lose, consider philosophy and literature on this topic. If grief is a serious and debilitating condition beyond what is common, also consider therapy. Also consider that the pain of grief will never entirely go away. It doesn't have to. It's a form of appreciation, and it is longing. And we all experience appreciation and longing in the form of desire from the day we are born. As such, grief is another expression of that, and as we deal with other desires, we can deal with grief.","attachment":null,"posted":1715892332}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795410,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"post animal images that go hard.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715571148628797.jpg","filename":"A363BC5B-0BB8-4469-816C-2D977B31233E.jpg"},"posted":1715571148},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795439,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715573108222140.png","filename":"1672982808119036.png"},"posted":1715573108},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795442,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715573214524415.jpg","filename":"1713888938778615.jpg"},"posted":1715573214},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795448,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715573845838815.jpg","filename":"youngsnowyeen.jpg"},"posted":1715573845},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795460,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715574848554939.jpg","filename":"1547043395423.jpg"},"posted":1715574848},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795462,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715575115131052.jpg","filename":"1535902674093.jpg"},"posted":1715575115},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795473,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715575591493709.jpg","filename":"1518259123660.jpg"},"posted":1715575591},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795410
What the hell is happening there?","attachment":null,"posted":1715578916},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795521,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795510
Herd of baboons playing on their meat slide.","attachment":null,"posted":1715579983},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795535,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795442
TIGHT","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715580742979147.jpg","filename":"1712433715400033.jpg"},"posted":1715580742},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795556,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715585608083837.png","filename":"2ec.png"},"posted":1715585608},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795557,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715585642344355.jpg","filename":"1652284681775.jpg"},"posted":1715585642},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715586864463010.jpg","filename":"948946.jpg"},"posted":1715586864},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795611,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795462
The cage is his lunchbox","attachment":null,"posted":1715597159},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795717,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795611
his food looks burned","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715609768298451.jpg","filename":"1641768366263.jpg"},"posted":1715609768},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795720,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795510
Polar bears devouring a whale carcass.","attachment":null,"posted":1715609968},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795736,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715611216875934.jpg","filename":"20240508_190004.jpg"},"posted":1715611216},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795761,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795510
canadian picnic","attachment":null,"posted":1715615015},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795788,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715616924741716.jpg","filename":"seagulls.jpg"},"posted":1715616924},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795887,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795788
>not soigulls.jpg
Missed opportunity.","attachment":null,"posted":1715625833},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795888,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715626077167015.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240116_182744_Chrome.jpg"},"posted":1715626077},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795908,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715628099537656.jpg","filename":"IMG_5333.jpg"},"posted":1715628099},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795914,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715628692196461.png","filename":"kot.png"},"posted":1715628692},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795921,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715629533726787.jpg","filename":"hX7KvoZtX2Ls6UL4lG5HEn5EgCuwoX5c6bZDFbBE5hk.jpg"},"posted":1715629533},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795923,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715629771219374.jpg","filename":"1631067920061.jpg"},"posted":1715629771},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795926,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795908
>bing…. Bing…. Bing…..
>Leviathan class entity spotted on radar","attachment":null,"posted":1715630153},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795927,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715630281432789.png","filename":"1549723443916.png"},"posted":1715630281},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715630350565083.gif","filename":"14465876875.gif"},"posted":1715630350},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795931,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715630475810626.jpg","filename":"1568777118552.jpg"},"posted":1715630475},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795933,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715630536364012.jpg","filename":"1568608070725.jpg"},"posted":1715630536},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795936,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715630597624806.jpg","filename":"1571662214343.jpg"},"posted":1715630597},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795937,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715630687195847.jpg","filename":"1595541758016.jpg"},"posted":1715630687},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795939,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715630787027059.jpg","filename":"1603852690096.jpg"},"posted":1715630787},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795940,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715630849781082.jpg","filename":"1606938454285.jpg"},"posted":1715630849},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795951,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Ah yes, the ‘dump random animal images’ thread","attachment":null,"posted":1715631308},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4795979,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795951
>OH N-","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715633262430136.jpg","filename":"IMG_6418.jpg"},"posted":1715633262},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796003,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715634234509740.png","filename":"1715119338984285.png"},"posted":1715634234},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796049,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795979
>Honey badger dont C- ACK…
Another crocodilian W","attachment":null,"posted":1715637341},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796050,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715637423213192.jpg","filename":"Skeleton+of+caribou+discovered+in+greenland+skeleton+of+caribou+discovered_9b6fc9_11407460.jpg"},"posted":1715637423},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796064,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715638407358595.jpg","filename":"1550996614190.jpg"},"posted":1715638407},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796065,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A deer I shot with my bow last season. Showed up on trail cams two weeks later. He’s still alive and we see him every once in a while. I call him Ironsides.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715638454771084.jpg","filename":"AA3EB81B-03D7-4C5C-B080-BA0AE54051AB.jpg"},"posted":1715638454},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796065
Exit wound","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715638661174272.jpg","filename":"AC694B85-622D-435F-A40F-000E68D91606.jpg"},"posted":1715638661},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796072,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795939
Just like my hentai","attachment":null,"posted":1715638914},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796101,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796049
he survived","attachment":null,"posted":1715641053},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796109,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796101
t. that gay guy who made the original badger video","attachment":null,"posted":1715641875},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796119,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795510
Bfeakfast!","attachment":null,"posted":1715642388},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796136,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796109
… what?","attachment":null,"posted":1715643868},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796179,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795410
What is this","attachment":null,"posted":1715648258},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796180,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795788
Should draw a feathered wing finger pointing at the lady","attachment":null,"posted":1715648368},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796190,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796065
He wants revenge","attachment":null,"posted":1715649365},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796191,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795888
Reddit","attachment":null,"posted":1715649452},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796192,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715649591313092.jpg","filename":"PROOOOOD.jpg"},"posted":1715649591},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796215,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795410
how the fuck did they take down an animal that big","attachment":null,"posted":1715654751},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796217,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795923
Holy fuck.","attachment":null,"posted":1715654918},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796231,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796192
What u gon' do horned boy?","attachment":null,"posted":1715655636},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796314,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796192
Premier alpha animal behavior right here","attachment":null,"posted":1715668154},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715669838774930.jpg","filename":"1619228424457.jpg"},"posted":1715669838},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796347,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715671483847636.jpg","filename":"42c5945.jpg"},"posted":1715671483},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796350,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715672501185851.jpg","filename":"1388026498335.jpg"},"posted":1715672501},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796355,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715673346049919.jpg","filename":"e880a62c13df.jpg"},"posted":1715673346},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796356,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715673748321981.jpg","filename":"kxAiMjR.jpg"},"posted":1715673748},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796680,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715710044996275.jpg","filename":"1715520370033477.jpg"},"posted":1715710044},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796762,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796356
breach mogged","attachment":null,"posted":1715712855},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796778,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796192
>ANIMALPLANET.COM","attachment":null,"posted":1715713699},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796780,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795439
Why is the goose watching them?","attachment":null,"posted":1715713784},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796845,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796780
he's the pimp","attachment":null,"posted":1715718529},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796864,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796330
getting aislop vibes from this one","attachment":null,"posted":1715720133},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796869,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796864
Nah, I saved that one years ago.","attachment":null,"posted":1715720725},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796871,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796191
kill yourself internet tribalist","attachment":null,"posted":1715720897},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796873,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796864
retarded zoomer","attachment":null,"posted":1715721102},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796888,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795940","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715723165304106.png","filename":"1708474846136375.png"},"posted":1715723165},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796892,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I've got a bunch of pics of wild dogs fighting or hunting stuff.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715723345505634.jpg","filename":"3xytoqankll31.jpg"},"posted":1715723345},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796921,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796780
Never mind that, why is abo Slenderman watching them all the way back from that hilltop.","attachment":null,"posted":1715726965},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796925,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796892
post them","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715727473590478.jpg","filename":"FeJ6tQZUoAUNNQy.jpg"},"posted":1715727473},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796926,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796925","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715727627617860.jpg","filename":"0lxy6qqz6fu91.jpg"},"posted":1715727627},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796926","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715732355944530.jpg","filename":"9k287szopzk51.jpg"},"posted":1715732355},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4796982,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796192
What do you get if you cross a rhonceros and an elephant?
Elephino.","attachment":null,"posted":1715736369},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797092,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796950","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715753665612172.jpg","filename":"407fygz27ve91.jpg"},"posted":1715753665},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797142,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795410","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715764348851876.jpg","filename":"1702547769248717.jpg"},"posted":1715764348},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797146,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795410","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715764972979005.jpg","filename":"1690120998455931.jpg"},"posted":1715764972},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797324,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Come forth, O monstrous craven lord","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715791972381349.png","filename":"9f3vy4evgur91.png"},"posted":1715791972},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797341,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796355
Florida is a wonderful place","attachment":null,"posted":1715794010},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797356,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715795435007993.jpg","filename":"1631238887589.jpg"},"posted":1715795435},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797364,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797356
>buy a cow from a us farm
>this funds the brazilian beef industry, not the growing turd world population
shit better starve myself so the human population can grow exponentially and the masses of underfed bugmen can sterilize the planet 2 decades later
meat is totally the problem breed more turdworld bugmen","attachment":null,"posted":1715795811},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797379,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715796902246759.jpg","filename":"AECvlSa.jpg"},"posted":1715796902},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797388,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715797344272819.png","filename":"bcl9ohi3h9d91.png"},"posted":1715797344},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715805286436764.png","filename":"ecdto189pvc91.png"},"posted":1715805286},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797518,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795788
>>4795887
>>4796180","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715805523188944.jpg","filename":"birds beaks agape.jpg"},"posted":1715805523},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797723,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715822179037508.jpg","filename":"1661725095282558.jpg"},"posted":1715822179},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797724,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715822263008246.jpg","filename":"1671294169932852.jpg"},"posted":1715822263},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797727,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Not an image, but oh well","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715822583520849.webm","filename":"1671391156275650.webm"},"posted":1715822583},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797728,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715822770466707.jpg","filename":"Untitled.jpg"},"posted":1715822770},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797730,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715822831425803.jpg","filename":"1632290156115.jpg"},"posted":1715822831},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796065
>>4796068
and this is why bow hunting is retarded","attachment":null,"posted":1715822835},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797732,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715822911956795.jpg","filename":"gorilla chads.jpg"},"posted":1715822911},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797734,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715823012306321.jpg","filename":"6h1ib9t3qu5a1.jpg"},"posted":1715823012},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797740,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796355
>All the fat manatees
>Getting to feed them slices of yam
>This will never be me
It hurts so much.","attachment":null,"posted":1715823402},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797741,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715823414957288.jpg","filename":"1672714589015344.jpg"},"posted":1715823414},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797743,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715823480618928.jpg","filename":"1672030247951573.jpg"},"posted":1715823480},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797756,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715824299450353.jpg","filename":"1518346500670.jpg"},"posted":1715824299},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797759,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715824613511685.jpg","filename":"1673141505994427.jpg"},"posted":1715824613},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797761,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715824707495630.jpg","filename":"1673753886386862.jpg"},"posted":1715824707},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797776,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797731","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715826496679336.jpg","filename":"Me (1).jpg"},"posted":1715826496},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797790,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797356
Why does PETA make the best propaganda for the polar opposite viewpoints they possess?","attachment":null,"posted":1715827342},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797791,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715827392422533.jpg","filename":"1679944394467598.jpg"},"posted":1715827392},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797799,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715828269118938.jpg","filename":"1701449449294667.jpg"},"posted":1715828269},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797800,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715828427411800.jpg","filename":"1702596791743953.jpg"},"posted":1715828427},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797820,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715830612090702.jpg","filename":"horses_may_bite.jpg"},"posted":1715830612},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797823,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715831229650105.jpg","filename":"1520981039483.jpg"},"posted":1715831229},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715832039525982.gif","filename":"1702854444088277.gif"},"posted":1715832039},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797828,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715832290607839.jpg","filename":"1711457719105319.jpg"},"posted":1715832290},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797832,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715832451367501.png","filename":"Crack+_12578514f8cd24b18441fb55faed3c45.png"},"posted":1715832451},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797834,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715832607281901.png","filename":"fpaueh627i5a1.png"},"posted":1715832607},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797837,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715833467251275.jpg","filename":"k40jibvm5baa1.jpg"},"posted":1715833467},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797839,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715833742443534.jpg","filename":"rcdcmecpfxq21.jpg"},"posted":1715833742},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797847,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715834619752663.jpg","filename":"rs74y28qgiaa1.jpg"},"posted":1715834619},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797852,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715835031920949.png","filename":"xvvvfh7ovqh61.png"},"posted":1715835031},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797870,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797364
trvke
>>4797776
>untamed
>unbothered
>in my element","attachment":null,"posted":1715836658},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797896,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796680
>single mothers in your area","attachment":null,"posted":1715841184},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797929,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797727
solid flip, lands on her feet too
9/10","attachment":null,"posted":1715846117},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797937,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797791
What the hell is this little monster?","attachment":null,"posted":1715846643},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796347
>"now we both will surely die", said the frog, with an altogether more final tone than might be expected","attachment":null,"posted":1715848287},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797943,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795473","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715848853307658.jpg","filename":"1714242188248301.jpg"},"posted":1715848853},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797946,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715848993551433.jpg","filename":"8ccb3c12f9efba5be99231525c064efa_b.jpg"},"posted":1715848993},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797946","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715849055887538.jpg","filename":"oAZ-lkmHb48.jpg"},"posted":1715849055},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797948,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797756
>saya no uta","attachment":null,"posted":1715849359},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797977,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797847
Truly a gorillion pity for baby vervet","attachment":null,"posted":1715856050},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4797998,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I wish this thread had more than dead animals, or animals fucking, or animals fucking corpses.","attachment":null,"posted":1715859695},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798065,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795888
>>4796982
Samefag stop being unfunny","attachment":null,"posted":1715871476},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798075,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796921
>comeback to thread
>jokingly told there is a slenderman in an image I replied to
>check to see what blob silhouette kinda looks like a slenderman
>HOLY SHIT
>How the fuck did I miss that?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715873196027050.jpg","filename":"1711429140335490.jpg"},"posted":1715873196},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798080,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795923
damn","attachment":null,"posted":1715873678},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798084,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715873869007844.jpg","filename":"qj7480utuho31.jpg"},"posted":1715873869},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798085,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796950
>>4797142
cool stuff","attachment":null,"posted":1715873910},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798086,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797839
:(","attachment":null,"posted":1715874169},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798104,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797800
>if only you knew how bad things really were","attachment":null,"posted":1715877226},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798155,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795510
Bear market.","attachment":null,"posted":1715881488},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798159,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796921
>abo slenderman
jej
>>4797727
how did they let this happen lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1715881906},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798165,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797092
>>4796950
>>4796926
They're so funny to me, it's just packs of large dogs that wander the savannah, randomly killing anything they find for food, and generally being dogs.
Nature is so majestic.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715882684267129.webm","filename":"deer survivor.webm"},"posted":1715882684},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798180,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797741
what is it eating? a turtle?","attachment":null,"posted":1715883599},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798208,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798165
They're not random, quite the opposite actually. Their statistical hunting success is due to their selectiveness regarding which targets they commit to.
They also let the young and the old eat first to keep them around for longer. Smart dogs overall.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715885422335212.jpg","filename":"af12hcd771m71.jpg"},"posted":1715885422},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798211,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797518
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1715885681},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798220,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Bros I fucking love animals. Still regretting not doing a job in the field, I'm sure I would've been a very happy guy.","attachment":null,"posted":1715887005},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798305,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798220
I think the kind of animal work you’re imagining pretty much pays peanuts unfortunately","attachment":null,"posted":1715892878},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798344,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795535
What sort of sound would he make if i pinched it with a mouse trap?","attachment":null,"posted":1715896242},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798349,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796356
No animal that weighs more than 1 ton should be allowed to jump that high","attachment":null,"posted":1715896464},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798366,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797998","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715897275789597.jpg","filename":"8063088f7856b9cbb7de17479d096071.jpg"},"posted":1715897275},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798382,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795410
I thought bears were solitary","attachment":null,"posted":1715898493},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798431,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798382
They are for the most part but when theres an entire whale carcass there isn't really much point in killing eachother over it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715903242},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798456,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798349
what about fly","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715905487834150.jpg","filename":"really fast.jpg"},"posted":1715905487},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798473,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798456
N-no way...","attachment":null,"posted":1715908031},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795439
what is that figure on the hill","attachment":null,"posted":1715909177},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798490,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797628
Uncle Ruffus :D","attachment":null,"posted":1715909425},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715910661997658.jpg","filename":"1586475813029.jpg"},"posted":1715910661},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798509,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798456
pshh...he's only doing that because he's free.
let's see him try that at SeaWorld® when I'm throwing D cell batteries at his fat ass from the Splash Zone™","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715911819005475.jpg","filename":"me walking through my garden every morning.jpg"},"posted":1715911819},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795410","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715921689629460.png","filename":"dick tail kot.png"},"posted":1715921689},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798598,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715923999248165.jpg","filename":"Medium_WW22740.jpg"},"posted":1715923999},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798615,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796064
>>4796050
eerie","attachment":null,"posted":1715925470},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798620,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797728
It's so sad bros :(","attachment":null,"posted":1715925696},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798633,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798509
Sick poster doe","attachment":null,"posted":1715927223},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798641,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715928523803700.png","filename":"e7ndmq97vx6b1.png"},"posted":1715928523},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798644,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715929318898830.jpg","filename":"Shadow of the Colossus.jpg"},"posted":1715929318},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798660,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796064
Imagine getting stuck like that and all you can do is wait for death.
Poor bastard.","attachment":null,"posted":1715935099},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798672,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798159
Probably city slickers who petted a dog once and think they're "good with animals".
Same retards who jump into the lion enclosure at the zoo.","attachment":null,"posted":1715936209},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798674,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796192
Alleged elphant hybrids:
https://www.macroevolution.net/elephant-hybrids.html","attachment":null,"posted":1715936295},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798675,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797731
Happens with rifles too, dude.
>>4797776
That's a fieldpoint which means it was shot by a real sack of shit would should be beaten to death.","attachment":null,"posted":1715936342},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798678,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798488
Don't worry about it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715937086},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796065
Hope you die nigger","attachment":null,"posted":1715937290},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798682,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798681
Looks like a pretty good shot. That deer was just tough and lucky.
Lung shot with a proper broadhead usually brings them down very quickly.
And as was said already, these freak survivals happen with rifles too.
You should concentrate on hating those assholes who try for a headshot and take off the lower jaw.","attachment":null,"posted":1715937768},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798684,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797791
Awww he's smiling...","attachment":null,"posted":1715937886},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798743,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798683
Instinctive reaction from animals","attachment":null,"posted":1715946123},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798745,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798644
Fitting","attachment":null,"posted":1715946184},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798760,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715947345289475.jpg","filename":"screm.jpg"},"posted":1715947345},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798795,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715950249347446.jpg","filename":"screm2.jpg"},"posted":1715950249},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4798851,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715955805040775.jpg","filename":"1507341528706.jpg"},"posted":1715955805},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799069,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796680
Do you think she wants more cubs?","attachment":null,"posted":1715976514},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799071,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715976652360331.png","filename":"1680409005976035.png"},"posted":1715976652},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799166,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715982848209431.gif","filename":"thanks.gif"},"posted":1715982848},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799177,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799166
Wish I had a pet boogeyman","attachment":null,"posted":1715983692},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799489,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716001244543422.jpg","filename":"65710609631.jpg"},"posted":1716001244},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799490,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716001346641415.jpg","filename":"1711715654.jpg"},"posted":1716001346},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799494,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798674
What the fuck is this?","attachment":null,"posted":1716001913},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799495,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799494
Forgot pic","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716001978659641.png","filename":"Elephant.png"},"posted":1716001978},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799527,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799071
These freaks' eyes literally burn during the day and regrow at night, by the way.","attachment":null,"posted":1716006640},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799531,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716006942029028.jpg","filename":"IMG_3391.jpg"},"posted":1716006942},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799532,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797761
>You came the the wrong neighborhood motherfucker","attachment":null,"posted":1716007215},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799533,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716007406097112.jpg","filename":"1704358904508625.jpg"},"posted":1716007406},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799535,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716007760028841.png","filename":"1713015435832926.png"},"posted":1716007760},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799536,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796050
That's fucking sick","attachment":null,"posted":1716007822},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796347
I'm imagining the spider managed to bite and venomise it?","attachment":null,"posted":1716008052},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799543,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797723
the face the chimp is making is such a tortured soul kinda face.
like he knows he shouldnt be doing it but he cant help it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716008916},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795923
Awww they're frens! =)","attachment":null,"posted":1716009980},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799543
>Saturn devouring his son","attachment":null,"posted":1716017353},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799572,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716017467413511.jpg","filename":"1697606251832986.jpg"},"posted":1716017467},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716017528961887.jpg","filename":"https___cdn.cnn.com_cnnnext_dam_assets_190226182203-03-dead-humpback-whale-brazil.jpg"},"posted":1716017528},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799576,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716019042055855.png","filename":"1563189326855.png"},"posted":1716019042},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4799989,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798682
20 yard layup with a clean pass through. Dropped 50 yards away with froth on both sides. It was wet and lots of leaves so pretty sure he just rolled around enough to seal up the wounds. Deer are just retardedly tough animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1716068977},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800302,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796065
you track wounded game and kill it, idiot
and yeah it does happen with rifles too","attachment":null,"posted":1716108409},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800303,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795439
is that fucking slender man on the hill?","attachment":null,"posted":1716108998},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800304,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797943
IM MY OWN MASTER NOW!!!","attachment":null,"posted":1716109077},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800311,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795939
reminded me of that one hentai were two one futa is getting fucked in the ass by another futa, the latter comes so hard and so much that the bottom one starts puking cum (from that aforementioned warm sperm injection)","attachment":null,"posted":1716109607},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800314,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796064
i remember watching something like this as a kid in a documentary and it seriosly made get depressed for like a week because animals dying made me really sad.","attachment":null,"posted":1716109867},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800315,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796215
the power of friendship","attachment":null,"posted":1716109957},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796050
>>4796064
rest in peace, kings","attachment":null,"posted":1716110267},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800318,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797723
is he eating the other monkey?","attachment":null,"posted":1716110323},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800321,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797839
HA YOU STUPID IDIOT","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716110831532392.webm","filename":"1709781784946974.webm"},"posted":1716110831},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800323,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716110917990743.jpg","filename":"1669959495639135.jpg"},"posted":1716110917},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800324,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797998
thats nature","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716110937032931.jpg","filename":"1706672645207246.jpg"},"posted":1716110937},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800326,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716110982189102.jpg","filename":"MoHYbHH.jpg"},"posted":1716110982},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800327,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716111066501372.jpg","filename":"ihqHWcW.jpg"},"posted":1716111066},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799527
thats fucking metal","attachment":null,"posted":1716111218},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800332,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716111398342295.jpg","filename":"1706977559056749.jpg"},"posted":1716111398},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800311
kill yourself","attachment":null,"posted":1716126638},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800421,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800311
that's hot","attachment":null,"posted":1716127092},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800431,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800421
kill yourself as well","attachment":null,"posted":1716129154},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800485,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797800
kek","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716134684143491.png","filename":"wolf.png"},"posted":1716134684},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800495,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797800
>this kills the ape","attachment":null,"posted":1716135460},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800326
Ok now this is pretty cool","attachment":null,"posted":1716139165},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800650,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799527
What kind of spider is it?","attachment":null,"posted":1716150599},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800659,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800650
Ogre Faced Spider","attachment":null,"posted":1716151417},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800869,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795410","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716163261526038.jpg","filename":"20240520_005820.jpg"},"posted":1716163261},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800877,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716163736511038.jpg","filename":"1524093697931.jpg"},"posted":1716163736},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164285697632.jpg","filename":"20240518_223540.jpg"},"posted":1716164285},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800891,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164348785258.jpg","filename":"20240518_223638.jpg"},"posted":1716164348},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800894,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164392224809.jpg","filename":"1615254656910.jpg"},"posted":1716164392},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800897,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164469024509.jpg","filename":"20240502_023332.jpg"},"posted":1716164469},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800906,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II5DsUl4MJg","attachment":null,"posted":1716164669},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4800910,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164780553422.jpg","filename":"20240518_223437.jpg"},"posted":1716164780},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801065,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800877
Another reminder why it would suck to be an insect","attachment":null,"posted":1716178348},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801263,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800659
man what the fuck i thought it was shit talking but its true.
> Its eyes are able to gather available light more efficiently than the eyes of cats and owls, and are able to do this despite the lack of a reflective layer (tapetum lucidum); instead, each night, a large area of light-sensitive membrane is manufactured within the eyes, and since arachnid eyes do not have irises, it is rapidly destroyed again at dawn.
>sunglasses? ha no, i'll just grow new eyes tomorrow evening","attachment":null,"posted":1716205786},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801269,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801263
That’s fucking crazy. Spiders come equipped and ready","attachment":null,"posted":1716207303},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801304,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796892
amazing image","attachment":null,"posted":1716213138},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801305,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796950
cant figure out what letters those are supposed to be in your watermarks
got a website?","attachment":null,"posted":1716213217},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801389,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801305
Not him, but here:
https://jenscullmann.de","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716220199847143.jpg","filename":"gg_watermarked_4ea5b89036d6795a9f3773a1dcf4fa2e_RB_40.jpg"},"posted":1716220199},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801409,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797761
holy shit I feel like I shat bricks seeing this one image","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716222876272213.jpg","filename":"1684826231830615.jpg"},"posted":1716222876},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801471,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796192
Absolutely mogged
ElephantChad took his bitch and took his dignity","attachment":null,"posted":1716227951},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801473,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797800
>What? Nah mang I'm good","attachment":null,"posted":1716228149},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801508,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799489
SHHOOORRRYUUUUKEN!","attachment":null,"posted":1716230178},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800890
I wonder if it popped like a Gusher candy in the crocs mouth","attachment":null,"posted":1716230294},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801517,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800869
Macaca","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716230974148199.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240520_194908_Edge.jpg"},"posted":1716230974},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801607,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800326
Hey that's as cool irl as ingame","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716239152882315.jpg","filename":"images (2).jpg"},"posted":1716239152},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801612,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798086","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716239729158446.png","filename":"sad.png"},"posted":1716239729},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801646,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800302
I did. See >>4799989 idiot
>Happens with rifles too
Yup. Frankly it’s why I prefer deer slugs. I can put multiple rounds on target and they thump real good.","attachment":null,"posted":1716241979},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801659,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800890
This croc is about to have a bad time.","attachment":null,"posted":1716242767},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801662,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716242847859840.jpg","filename":"boss cow.jpg"},"posted":1716242847},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801701,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801471
lol
>>4801510
maybe a really painful and spiky gusher","attachment":null,"posted":1716245271},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4801974,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801662
mogged","attachment":null,"posted":1716255259},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4802012,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716258811888130.jpg","filename":"1669025577867288.jpg"},"posted":1716258811},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4802146,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802012
This looks like AI.","attachment":null,"posted":1716279935},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4802152,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716280643707348.jpg","filename":"1615478083401.jpg"},"posted":1716280643},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4802153,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802146
It isn't, though.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716280775856163.jpg","filename":"0e56a4d5beb497c246327365fb75759c.jpg"},"posted":1716280775},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4802202,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716288538946632.jpg","filename":"1694903933828.jpg"},"posted":1716288538},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4802203,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800303
No, it's fucking the Pig. Slender man on the hill isn't involved in the fucking.","attachment":null,"posted":1716288671},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4802610,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800419
>>4800421
the duality of man","attachment":null,"posted":1716326006},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4802628,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797146","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716327376405869.png","filename":"2024_05_21_13b_Kleki.png"},"posted":1716327376},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4802678,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802628","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716331650501379.jpg","filename":"1639760457174.jpg"},"posted":1716331650},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4802715,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716333650418474.jpg","filename":"1526765248979.jpg"},"posted":1716333650},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4802730,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800311
[spoiler]Futabu, I think episode 2[/spoiler]","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716334538532263.jpg","filename":"1548987398381.jpg"},"posted":1716334538},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4802987,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802715
What’s happening here
>>4802730
What the fuck dude","attachment":null,"posted":1716354275},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803001,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716355260549395.jpg","filename":"deer_stand_user.jpg"},"posted":1716355260},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803046,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803001
>file name
jej","attachment":null,"posted":1716358908},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803101,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802730
420 puff it, flippot","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361756416524.jpg","filename":"dolphin_puffed.jpg"},"posted":1716361756},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803240,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803001
>deer stand user
more like A.T. Field","attachment":null,"posted":1716384662},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799543
It doesn't look like that at all","attachment":null,"posted":1716386645},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803255,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801409
I thought redditors shit gold?","attachment":null,"posted":1716387102},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803494,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716405746095970.jpg","filename":"360491_92.jpg"},"posted":1716405746},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803636,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798641
Classic","attachment":null,"posted":1716413744},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803640,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802202
Mandrills would be so cool if it wasn't for their disgusting ass","attachment":null,"posted":1716414011},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803659,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796192
Look at me, I'm the apex now.","attachment":null,"posted":1716416013},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803665,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716416156959389.jpg","filename":"DRaWO2OVwAA_7qd.jpg"},"posted":1716416156},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803640
Agreed. That’s why we should only take pics of them from the waist up","attachment":null,"posted":1716419415},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803754,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802987
>What’s happening here
just having a little FUN","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716420012703401.jpg","filename":"AC22X644V5MHNN7G2QVMWVVFME.jpg"},"posted":1716420012},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716426851328660.png","filename":"F1Mm5FPWAAEGdRV.png"},"posted":1716426851},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803892,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800318
Yes, chimps regularly hunt monkeys.","attachment":null,"posted":1716427035},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803893,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716427172447890.png","filename":"RULES OF NATURE.png"},"posted":1716427172},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803923,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803890
Iguana is unstressed, as is their wont.","attachment":null,"posted":1716429282},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4803976,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800869","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716432774300096.jpg","filename":"1336204455056.jpg"},"posted":1716432774},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797518
Beautiful","attachment":null,"posted":1716435070},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804026,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800877
Jesus wept","attachment":null,"posted":1716435532},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804033,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716435796902106.jpg","filename":".jpg"},"posted":1716435796},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804035,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716435865629369.jpg","filename":"Ff3XJ_cXgAAEFMDb.jpg"},"posted":1716435865},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804469,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797723
>saturn devours his children","attachment":null,"posted":1716491138},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804473,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716491531697982.jpg","filename":"duck scared by beetle.jpg"},"posted":1716491531},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804487,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802153
Thats just florida","attachment":null,"posted":1716492648},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804490,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800894
>oh fugg a jagrar :D","attachment":null,"posted":1716492763},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804493,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801662","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716493038340621.jpg","filename":"b1f178c05551615b888e7607f0933eeb.jpg"},"posted":1716493038},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804495,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798851
>tonight...you","attachment":null,"posted":1716493365},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804503,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797092
love these heckin puppers","attachment":null,"posted":1716494005},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716494369136035.jpg","filename":"1000000337.jpg"},"posted":1716494369},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804511,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803890
lol all those lizards saying "NOPE" to each others.","attachment":null,"posted":1716494500},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804512,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803494
Using birds on this thread is cheat mode. Birds are cool and they know it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716494583},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804529,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"right across the street from my house, an african american teenager is currently trying to instigate a fight with a canada goose, while a second african american teenager is laughing and taking a video of it with his phone","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716496262551460.jpg","filename":"30B39A19-DA16-402E-B0E6-3BA489FFEBB4.jpg"},"posted":1716496262},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804555,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797364
Meat is objectively the problem, it's inefficient everywhere it is practiced.","attachment":null,"posted":1716501731},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804827,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796864
zoomers think every photo is ai generated these days","attachment":null,"posted":1716516255},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804962,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803890
Is that a latinx Tyler the creator","attachment":null,"posted":1716527546},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804964,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804026
I got it, anon.
>>4804555
Go away Schwab.","attachment":null,"posted":1716527654},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804965,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804529
sounds like business as usual","attachment":null,"posted":1716527723},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804966,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803892
Hell, they even hunt each other.
>>4803893
>file name
Actually sick…","attachment":null,"posted":1716527865},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804970,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796355
Majestic","attachment":null,"posted":1716528468},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804984,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797943
Gay","attachment":null,"posted":1716530091},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4804990,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800326
Rare griffin sighting","attachment":null,"posted":1716530426},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4805299,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799533
his face is too cute for those badass scars","attachment":null,"posted":1716555585},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4805300,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800890
D:","attachment":null,"posted":1716555670},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4805318,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797356
Shit like this just makes me angry. The image is legitimately vulgar and offensive. If they were wantin a sympathy response, why did they load it with so much aggression. Wait, it wouldn't be a reflection of thier own mentality would it?","attachment":null,"posted":1716557566},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4805329,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797756
What drives these creatures to this stupid concrete pillar?","attachment":null,"posted":1716558523},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4805330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803890
Holding a bunch of different creatures together in a group hug is a bit that never gets old kek","attachment":null,"posted":1716558624},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4805337,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805318
because peta are faggots and they'll do anything, no matter how repulsive or shocking to get your attention because any attention is good for them","attachment":null,"posted":1716558863},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4805351,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800332
I eat, Jon. It's what I do","attachment":null,"posted":1716560342},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4805390,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799533
unbelievable compression.","attachment":null,"posted":1716563771},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4805624,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805318
> If they were wantin a sympathy response, why did they load it with so much aggression
That’s been PETA’s MO for quite some time. Evidently, it’s not very effective","attachment":null,"posted":1716581971},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4805709,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798159
Morons see the funny bison and think shit's a petting zoo","attachment":null,"posted":1716587790},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4806302,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797800
Nah, just a little tired","attachment":null,"posted":1716654814},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4806786,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800897
cheeseburger comin home","attachment":null,"posted":1716694403},{"board":"an","thread":4795410,"pid":4807107,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797800
both are smiling","attachment":null,"posted":1716747406}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4794741,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A man in his twenties or thirties with 2 or more cats is a red flag","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715485146517547.png","filename":"1704925226656120.png"},"posted":1715485146},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4794754,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794741
Dude if someone has a cat you need to get your cat a cat. Everyone needs a friend. Even you","attachment":null,"posted":1715487373},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4794785,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794741
Are you going to explain why or leave your bait undercooked","attachment":null,"posted":1715490317},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4794808,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Thank God I'm in my 40s.","attachment":null,"posted":1715492728},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4794824,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A man ... with ... cats is a red flag","attachment":null,"posted":1715494470},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4794825,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794824
How many cats?","attachment":null,"posted":1715494599},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4794829,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794825
More than zero.","attachment":null,"posted":1715495304},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4794880,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794785
>undercooked
>implying newtards care about baiting properly
they just throw the entire rod in and it works, no reason to cook up something spicy","attachment":null,"posted":1715505854},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4794882,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794824
This","attachment":null,"posted":1715505898},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4795135,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I don't care. I'm going to keep loving my cats and you can't do anything about it","attachment":null,"posted":1715541745},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4795210,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795135
This","attachment":null,"posted":1715549659},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4795212,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Its only a red flag if he has a litterbox","attachment":null,"posted":1715549720},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4795244,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794741
Men who care about men caring about cats are pussies of the worst kind","attachment":null,"posted":1715554728},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4795367,"name":"Garlic Salt","msg":">>4795244
This","attachment":null,"posted":1715567921},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4795381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795244
I've met plenty of men who are incredibly insecure about if things they do or like are masculine and it makes a man really look like a pussy","attachment":null,"posted":1715569541},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4795388,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795135
>>4795244
TSMT","attachment":null,"posted":1715570084},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4795657,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795244
Fucking based. Extend this to any hobby or interest. I have more respect for the funko pop consoomer soiboys who genuinely care about something than the insecure faggots only concerned with projecting feigned masculinity.","attachment":null,"posted":1715604847},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4796813,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795244
A bitch once said to the warriors, "You can't handle the pussy." And the warrior whispered "I am the pussy."","attachment":null,"posted":1715716503},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798098,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"If you care about your pets and treat them with love while not giving a shit about insecure faggots who want to tailor their entire livelihood to a conjured up standard in their head that doesn't sound like a red flag to me.","attachment":null,"posted":1715875594},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798219,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795381
It's honestly funny and speaks to the absurdity of our human condition. Some men find it masculine that men care and worry about what other men think is masculine. Masculinity in that realm is essentially submission to an ideal. And that is reflected in the fact that men who subscribe to this often follow other men who go on and on about what is manyl and what isn't, e.g. Andrew Tate. Again, submission, in the hope that someone else will submit to them.
I posit that no man (or, really, human) is free of the desire to fit in. That's not a problem. It's the denial of this impulse and the fetishization of this denial that's ill and if that's masculinity, it's anathema to living an honest life. Personally, I think masculinity is something else. It's not caring about what people think of you either. It's confronting what it's like to be a man in this world, and that will include failure and shame and fear and many other experiences and emotions that are often called unmanly. Defining masculinity in terms like "alpha" etc. is a sign of a dysfunctional society where we only deal with ourselves and others superficially.","attachment":null,"posted":1715886936},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798245,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795244
/thread","attachment":null,"posted":1715888141},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798304,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798219
Sir this is a Wendy’s","attachment":null,"posted":1715892787},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798327,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798304
If you cannot philsophize at a fast food restaurant, is philosophizing really worth doing?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715894900336355.webm","filename":"1598913190571.webm"},"posted":1715894900},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798329,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795657
This. Anyone having an actual passion or interest without caring about made-up, arbitrary concepts of 'masculinity' or 'femininity' is immediately a much more respectable human than someone who thinks owning an animal means you're gay or some dumbass shit.
Those guys need to get out more.","attachment":null,"posted":1715895336},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798358,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798329
masculinity and femininity are not arbitrary but yes caring about them too much is silly","attachment":null,"posted":1715896710},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798359,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798358
They are very arbitrary.","attachment":null,"posted":1715896767},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798370,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798359
>men liking physical feats and competition more is totally random","attachment":null,"posted":1715897491},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798373,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798370
Evolution isn't goal-oriented. It just is. Arbitrary does fit that definition well. It's arbitrary in the sense that male and female behaviors are contingent. Even if you invoke a divine creator, they'd still be arbitrary - arbitrated by that divine creator. And after all, we can readily see that male and female behaviors are tendencies, not hard-coded rules, so still, arbitrary is a better fit than...well, whatever opposite you want to pick.","attachment":null,"posted":1715897911},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798376,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798370
When the line is so fuzzy as
>for the MOST part men TEND to LEAN more towards being physical than women
It's arbitrary.","attachment":null,"posted":1715898053},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798411,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Cat owners have been linked to schizophrenia","attachment":null,"posted":1715901135},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798438,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798376
It isn’t a very fuzzy line at all, it simply must be described in a way that provokes the very least generalization because that’s how science works.
We could rewrite your exact sentence to say “85% of all men report pursuing and enjoying physical activity more than women”.
Not fuzzy, pretty clear, but the semantics science MUST follow in order to pursue hard sciences makes them eminently vulernable to manipulation in the soft sciences by people like you who either have an agenda or who like whining about pedantic semantics because it impressed their friends when they were 16 and they just dont quite understand that they and the people around them arent highschool sophmores anymore.","attachment":null,"posted":1715903776},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798442,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798438
>science has to be accurate and allow for variation in human behaviour as well as take into account the fact that biological essentialism is a pseudoscience and most every generalisation one can make regarding human behaviours can be put down to socialization
Ftfy.","attachment":null,"posted":1715903947},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798450,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798442
>it’s a pseudo science!
No is real and it would be politically incorrect to recognize neurological hermaphrodites as disordered and curable","attachment":null,"posted":1715904789},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798485,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794741
A man at any age with any number of cats is a fucking red flag","attachment":null,"posted":1715908992},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798608,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798438
Based and correct
>>4798442
>biological essentialism
Propaganda term to disregard any biological fact that doesn’t conveniently align with the narrative shameless ideologues in positions of power push. Might as well just call it sexism/racism/*wrongthink label* instead of beating around the bush with the extra wording","attachment":null,"posted":1715925031},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798668,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794741
people who diss "cat people" or "dog people" are a red flag
they are the ones who want to play mind games like "the dog or me choose"","attachment":null,"posted":1715935878},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4798722,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798608
>>4798450
Biological essentialism isnt anything close to biological fact, that's why it's a pseudoscience dumbfucks. Nothing thats labelled as biological essentialism has ever been, or will ever be, proven 100% scientific fact.
>n-nuh but what about this study that says women are MORE LIKELY to do this
Tendencies arent what biological essentialism preaches. The retards who preach biological essentialism work in binaries. 'Women ARE this' 'Men ARE that'. That's why it's just nonsense. You would know that if you actually looked up the term instead of reflexively coming in and screaming about lefty propoganda, but what can I expect from rightards?","attachment":null,"posted":1715944593},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799181,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794741
Why is having cats associated with gays? If anything they would want a big dog so it could fuck them and vice versa. Cat dicks are too small to do anything with.","attachment":null,"posted":1715983951},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799199,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794741
A man in his twenties or thirties is a red flag.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715985321238100.jpg","filename":"1712652218721640.jpg"},"posted":1715985321},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799203,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798722
>ACTUALLY I stamped my wrongthink label on it so it’s not true!
>Das racist so it’s not true!
>Das sexist so it’s not true!
>Das transphobic so it’s not true!
There’s just no arguing with you people - you’re so stuck smelling your own shit and drinking your own kool-aid that the idea of something that your fellow ideological goons established in positions of influence shamelessly push isn’t true is inconceivable to you, they/you know full well they can ruin the livelihoods of anyone who speaks out against them and it shows the most blatant disregard for any kind of intellectual honesty or scientific thought, maybe some of you actually believe the nonsense you parrot but most of you absolutely know that you’re full of shit and just doing and saying whatever to further your agenda, go indoctrinate a preschool class or something because nothing you say has any weight or effect here.","attachment":null,"posted":1715985431},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799208,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798722
No it is fact but its very individualized
Biological essentialism does not stop at the neat little categories and norms you prefer. It goes all the way down. NOTHING about you was actually your choice. You have no free will. The purpose of your mind is explaining your automatic behaviors to yourself.
Its not that you are a man thus you naturally act like a man
Its that you are yourself and immutably locked in to the patterns that are burned into your body
You fear this because you know it means people can be rewritten… and come out being okay with it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715985725},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799222,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799208
>Its that you are yourself and immutably locked in to the patterns that are burned into your body
>because you know it means people can be rewritten
So which is it? Can we change or can't we?","attachment":null,"posted":1715986746},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799234,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What is the socially acceptable animal for a man to own in the 2020s?","attachment":null,"posted":1715987131},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799265,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799222
You cant change in any way you wouldnt. But someone else can interfere and change you. You simply have no free will.","attachment":null,"posted":1715987923},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799420,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794741
people who want to live in a place with a bunch of cats around them are mentally ill","attachment":null,"posted":1715994444},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799567,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799234
none apparently just a 4chan shit pass, tate university degree and caring too much about (((politics))).","attachment":null,"posted":1716016642},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799568,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794741
A man in his twenties or thirties using 4chan is a red flag, so you may as well splurge on cats.","attachment":null,"posted":1716016781},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799612,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Cats are pretty. Cats are nice. Take your chances. Roll the dice.","attachment":null,"posted":1716024030},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799654,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">past a certain age a man without family can be a bad thing","attachment":null,"posted":1716031615},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4799899,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799654
Basically if you're a man and not married by 30 it's over. It will never happen. Women will avoid you because there must be a reason why no other woman would be with you. Just abandon all hope.","attachment":null,"posted":1716056925},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4800154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799568
So only teens and 40 year olds can use 4chan?
>>4799899
Or: they’re just promiscuous hedonists that wanna fuck themselves into an early grave. Also plenty of guys that have kids and everything with girlfriends","attachment":null,"posted":1716084470},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4800437,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794741
I inherited 2 cats despite not liking them, didn't want them to go to the shelter. Eventually grew fond of them. Got a gf, she adopted a third from a friend, it was pregnant. Now I have 8 cats, kek. Fucking retarded but I love them all even though caring for them is a pain.","attachment":null,"posted":1716129821},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4800465,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794741
What is the breed of this cat? I'm in my 30s and could get a few of those.","attachment":null,"posted":1716133168},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4800576,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800437
How many litter boxes do you own?","attachment":null,"posted":1716141241},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4801032,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794741
>green flag**","attachment":null,"posted":1716175239},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803214,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795244
What about women?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716379397043244.jpg","filename":"IMG_5455.jpg"},"posted":1716379397},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803222,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803214
all it takes is one bad visit to a cat pee soaked house for this to be good practice
>>4800437
why didnt you just rehome the kittens?","attachment":null,"posted":1716380211},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803247,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"If you have one cat you may as well get another one so they can keep each other entertained, a lone cat is very needy","attachment":null,"posted":1716386105},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803249,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799234
No pets, which begs the question why are they on /an/","attachment":null,"posted":1716386244},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803282,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798411
Cats scare the demons away, after all","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716391191315358.gif","filename":"schizo-cat.gif"},"posted":1716391191},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803284,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799181","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716391968026059.jpg","filename":"catdoesntknow.jpg"},"posted":1716391968},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803290,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799899
mfw my parents married in their mid 30s and had me 5+ years later","attachment":null,"posted":1716392478},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803294,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799181
Pornbrained
The biological reality is dogs are awful at sex and it kills them eventually because they are very prone to genital and urinary tract infections. Did you think spay and neuter was to rob you incels of free pussy and dick? No its because intact dogs have a habit of dying 5 years early even if you aren’t a rapist (then they die 10-15 years early).","attachment":null,"posted":1716392837},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803314,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803294
When I was a kid my friend's female min Pincher had to go to the vet because she got mounted by a way larger dog and got injured in the process lol","attachment":null,"posted":1716394543},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803337,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803214
Old man here, wtf does swipe right mean?","attachment":null,"posted":1716396368},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803340,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794824
people who use the term "red flag" are a speculation themselves","attachment":null,"posted":1716396865},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803344,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800437
thanks anon","attachment":null,"posted":1716397197},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803363,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803337
it means you're not doing the nasty, sir","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716398635377171.jpg","filename":"sirvszoom.jpg"},"posted":1716398635},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803485,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803337
Tinder. Swiping right on their profile means you ‘like’ them. Swiping left means you don’t","attachment":null,"posted":1716405218},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803487,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803247
Pretty much. They get lonely and bored.
>>4803282
Based
>>4803290
That’s quite dangerous anon. Having children at 40 can end badly in a number of ways. Old sperm + dried up eggs are not a good combo. Hope you turned out alright","attachment":null,"posted":1716405363},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803631,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803363
Pic reminds me of this","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716413287477178.jpg","filename":"1697566380591019.jpg"},"posted":1716413287},{"board":"an","thread":4794741,"pid":4803682,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803631
Saved
We need to retvrn","attachment":null,"posted":1716417239}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4795423,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Imagine being able to eat the floor. How can carnivores ever compete?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715572068733365.jpg","filename":"mmm.jpg"},"posted":1715572068},{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4795426,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795423
I can make you eat the floor, just tell me where you live.","attachment":null,"posted":1715572244},{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4795429,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795423
GET CHECKED, VEGAN","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715572442051270.jpg","filename":"istockphoto-1414943618-612x612.jpg"},"posted":1715572442},{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4795430,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795426
The floor.","attachment":null,"posted":1715572444},{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4795502,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795429
ohnonono herbicucks our response???","attachment":null,"posted":1715578197},{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4795522,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795502
>entire herd perishes
>doesn't matter because there are plenty of other herds elsewhere because Haerbichads are sex havers who produce lots of children","attachment":null,"posted":1715580024},{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4796386,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795423
>Herbicucks have to spend the entire day grazing to get enough nutrients to just move to another grazing spot
>Carnichads go on one hunt are are well fed for the rest of the day
>SnakeGODS have one meal and they don't have to eat for a whole month","attachment":null,"posted":1715683049},{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4796392,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I love animals bros","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715683868719507.webm","filename":"cow brushie.webm"},"posted":1715683868},{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4796400,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795423
Imagine being able to eat your neighbor.
How can herbivores even compete?","attachment":null,"posted":1715684842},{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4796746,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796392
Me too man. Epic yak","attachment":null,"posted":1715712163},{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4797482,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795423
by eating them?","attachment":null,"posted":1715803574},{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4797552,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795423
>have to spend 6 hours a day eating just to survive
>have to spend another 8 hours a day eating the food a second time because its so hard to digest
yeah sounds wonderful as opposed to
>let the Herbies do the hard part and then just eat the Herbies","attachment":null,"posted":1715807068},{"board":"an","thread":4795423,"pid":4799449,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796386
i fucking kneel snakechad","attachment":null,"posted":1715996150}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4794493,"pid":4794493,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is it okay if I move species from one part of my state to another somewhat suitable environment behind my home? I live on calciferous grassland that’s also a riparian zone. It tends to catch fire so I want to try and revitalize the land so big aggressive grasses don’t ruin it again. Is it okay to transplant stuff like plants, fungi, and animals?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715453408464857.jpg","filename":"IMG_1946.jpg"},"posted":1715453408},{"board":"an","thread":4794493,"pid":4794525,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794493
Yes there's no harm in doing so.","attachment":null,"posted":1715457968},{"board":"an","thread":4794493,"pid":4794538,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794493
Do whatever you want. There are some native plant-autism faggots who will cry "noooooo that plant grows ten miles away but you can't hecking plant it here" but in reality it doesn't matter. What matters is that you're trying to improve the local ecosystem. Remember that perfect is the enemy of the good.","attachment":null,"posted":1715459952},{"board":"an","thread":4794493,"pid":4794680,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794538
I’d much rather have natives than garbage invasives. I stopped cutting my lawn and neighbors give me grief because I planted some native grass.","attachment":null,"posted":1715479373},{"board":"an","thread":4794493,"pid":4794707,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794493
Depends on the species in question but generally I’d wager it’s fine as long as you’re not introducing giga invasives or something","attachment":null,"posted":1715481587},{"board":"an","thread":4794493,"pid":4795337,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794680
My entire lawn would be "weeds" if my boomer neighbors weren't there. We'll never have our dream lawns, a sad fact we must accept.","attachment":null,"posted":1715564772},{"board":"an","thread":4794493,"pid":4795536,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794493
As long as you aren't planning on raiding the nearest nature reserve for plants or something I don't see anything that would speak against it.
Oh, and I don't know if you chose that picture at random but please don't try to transplant orchids. Terrestrial orchid species are completely dependent on symbiotic fungal species, and there's a high probability the plant will just start dying off at the new site.","attachment":null,"posted":1715580790},{"board":"an","thread":4794493,"pid":4795901,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Wtf is the plant in the pic? Looks cool as fuck.","attachment":null,"posted":1715627813},{"board":"an","thread":4794493,"pid":4796002,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795901
It's a Lady's-Tresses Orchid","attachment":null,"posted":1715634204},{"board":"an","thread":4794493,"pid":4796149,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"There a bush walk near my house and there used to be orchids that grew on the sides of the path
The local council hires idiots who can't recognise orchids, probably don't know even know we have orchids here, and for 3 years they were spraying herbicides on the area
I haven't seen them grow there for the last 4 years
Meanwhile the fine for digging the orchids up is massive","attachment":null,"posted":1715645254},{"board":"an","thread":4794493,"pid":4798029,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4794493
Just don’t go ripping threatened or endangered shit out of healthier ecosystems. You may also want to consider just collecting and planting seeds. That’s how I got coral roots to grow in my yard. Pollinate plant. Come back later. Take some of the seeds. Don’t take all the seeds. That way you can restore a beautiful, healthy habitat without fucking over a different site. Lastly check construction sites and stuff like that. There is nothing wrong with digging up plants that would end up crushed by a dozer blade.","attachment":null,"posted":1715864794}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795612,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"is there any animal more impression than a beaver in terms of the stuff they can make?
NO ants allowed","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715597199484937.jpg","filename":"beaver-dam-works-0bf21b6.jpg"},"posted":1715597199},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795613,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795612
Termites and bees.","attachment":null,"posted":1715597243},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795614,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795612
Ants","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715597511910834.jpg","filename":"DCcCskQXcAAla5A-1-750x420.jpg"},"posted":1715597511},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795623,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795612
humans
termites
ants
birds
spiders","attachment":null,"posted":1715598247},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795627,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795623
>Humans
Humans don't build shit, they only destroy and pollute.","attachment":null,"posted":1715599272},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795628,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795627
based","attachment":null,"posted":1715599345},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795631,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795623
is there no obscure builder animal out there... these are all things a 5 year old would know except for maybe termites","attachment":null,"posted":1715599504},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795636,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795612
>>4795631
Megapodes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715601039220881.gif","filename":"MalleefowlMound_1IC7iGasZ-1-1-1-1.gif"},"posted":1715601039},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795643,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795623
>birds
It is surprising how impressive structures those little fuckers can create.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715602823905068.jpg","filename":"sociable weaver nests 16.jpg"},"posted":1715602823},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795665,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795612
>more impression
very good saar","attachment":null,"posted":1715605496},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795668,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795612
Termite mounds were the tallest structures in sub-saharan Africa for centuries if not millennia.","attachment":null,"posted":1715605637},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795737,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795631
male pufferfish build crop circles because it makes female pufferfish horny","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715611439417601.jpg","filename":"rnicryyz6pe41.jpg"},"posted":1715611439},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795823,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795612
Gator nests are bigger and better","attachment":null,"posted":1715619035},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795846,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795627
hello 12 year old","attachment":null,"posted":1715621468},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795854,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795737
Damn... they've got it so easy","attachment":null,"posted":1715622424},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795856,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795737
What if aliens are the same way?","attachment":null,"posted":1715622501},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795857,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795856","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715622615767102.gif","filename":"what_weebey.gif"},"posted":1715622615},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4795919,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795856
There are female aliens constantly watching earth for crop circles?","attachment":null,"posted":1715629404},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4797316,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795612
Take me back, bros...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715791540325485.jpg","filename":"1714847269080.jpg"},"posted":1715791540},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4797420,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795919
It's like their version of graffiti.","attachment":null,"posted":1715798900},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4797801,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"BOBR
O
B
R","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715828563146833.png","filename":"spurdo bobr.png"},"posted":1715828563},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4797824,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795612
>NO ants allowed","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715831377907872.png","filename":"1694233629316941.png"},"posted":1715831377},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4797831,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795919
Maybe it's just one female alien assigned to monitor Earth as part of a biological study, and there's a bunch of male aliens trying to get noticed.","attachment":null,"posted":1715832418},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4797833,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795856
Aliens are actually fish men who live deep under the ocean so it would make a lot of sense if they're doing it out of evolutionary habit.","attachment":null,"posted":1715832464},{"board":"an","thread":4795612,"pid":4797864,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797824
2huGOD","attachment":null,"posted":1715835985}]}
{"title":"What are the odds that the Blue Whale is the largest naimal in Earth's entire history?","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4795778,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'd personally put them pretty low.
I think out of hand we can dismiss the idea that there was ever a land animal that weighed over 200 tons, but the ocean holds many secrets.
Whether any of the incomplete ichthyosaurs we know from only sections of jawbones were as big as the blue whale is, they do prove that VERY large bony animals can fairly secret to our fossil hunters.
And that's only within the areas of Earth that we can search for fossils. All fossils hidden under the ocean bed or the ice caps of Antarctica (probably a majority of fossils on Earth) are complete secrets to modern man.
Not to mention animals who would not usually fossilized. If there existed a 500 ton Precambrian ocean worm, chances are we'd never get a fossil of it, at least not one big enough to prove the total size of the beast","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715616275769735.jpg","filename":"this thing.jpg"},"posted":1715616275},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4796060,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795778
theres not going to be any fossils on the bottom of the ocean, boneworms are one of the key factors in destroying the ability to have fossils down there","attachment":null,"posted":1715638198},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4796078,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795778
kneel
although there were probably mosasaurs and shit way bigger than either of these things here","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715639547934409.jpg","filename":"IMG_5498.jpg"},"posted":1715639547},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797573,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795778
0%, actually 0%
However, dolphin fuckers and whale lovers are so pervasive and incorrigibly retarded that they will bend the laws of space and time to keep the blue as the biggest animal. We could find a 5 meter long thigh bone from a titanosaur, a 50cm shark tooth, a 10 meter jawbone, doesn't matter, they will still argue the blue is biggest in one way shape or form
>Blue whales are heavier
>Blue whales have bigger tounges
>Blue whales have bigger hearts
It's no arguing with stupid. Like the latest ichtyotitan. We have a fossil of a 25m individual, even with evidence of it not being fully grown. Yet, when you google it you find articles that gloss over the still growing part, or that the jawbone from the aust colossus was 30-50% bigger and likewise showed signs of not being fully grown.
So now we have a 35-40m animal, yet the Dolphin vagina photo collectors when pressed with this information will spew something to the effect of
>Well, ichtyosaurs were more slender animals so it was lighter, Blue is still bigger.
Willfully ignoring the fact that we're comparing the biggest known blue, an exant species with substansive measurements made by whalers. Yet we're then to believe that any sauropod or ichtyosaur remain we find belonged to a 1:10 000 specimen?
Fucking blows my mind how retarded cetacian fanboys are, if the Aust Colossus actually were ~35 meters, then probability would strongly suggest that the larger members of the species were well in excess of 40 meters. Outweighing a blue by dozens if not hundreds of tons.","attachment":null,"posted":1715809355},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797609,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796078
Yeah and most of that length is their paper thin neck and tail. Mass wise even sauropods can't compete.","attachment":null,"posted":1715813982},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797644,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797609
As was foretold by >>4797573","attachment":null,"posted":1715816406},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797648,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797644
It's the objective truth, just because >>4797573 is a whiney moron who can't accept that doesn't make it any less true. Mass is what we use to determine the biggest animals, because if that weren't the case, that would mean that siphonophores are actually the biggest animals ever. Dumbass.","attachment":null,"posted":1715816779},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797658,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796078
Lovely fan fiction. Now try again with animals that actually existed KEK.","attachment":null,"posted":1715817318},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797669,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797648
>>4797658
>Jere you can see the mammalchud in its natural habitat
>seething over lizards and
Not our fault there’s ichthyosaurs longer, heavier, and cooler than your scaleless fish with tits","attachment":null,"posted":1715817836},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797671,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797669
Yeah, sure man. Have fun on the fringe lizard boy.","attachment":null,"posted":1715818116},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797704,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I look forward to when we finally discover Icthyosaur skeletons that undeniably match the blue whale, rather than being fragmentary enough to be denied","attachment":null,"posted":1715820559},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797738,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Perucetus was heavier.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715823265764169.jpg","filename":"1690999065711956.jpg"},"posted":1715823265},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797815,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797738
Ok, that just looks parodical","attachment":null,"posted":1715829911},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797860,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796078
>69,000 kg
A little over a third of a blue whale's size. Whales have no knees, they are physically incapable of kneeling to inferior lifeforms.","attachment":null,"posted":1715835807},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797861,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797738
That mass estimate has been reduced down, substantially.","attachment":null,"posted":1715835929},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797869,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796078
>it's another "newly discovered world's largest sauropod" known only from one leg bone that actually turns out to belong to a known species","attachment":null,"posted":1715836499},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797973,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797869
Another huh? could you tell us what the previous ones were?","attachment":null,"posted":1715855251},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797974,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797860
Fangorn is estimated at 120-180 tons. If we accept it as a species and compare it to an average 25-26m 100-110 ton blue, what then?
>Uhhh Bluewhales are 33 meters 200 tons
29~ meters 180 tons actually. Beyond that. Comparing the largest ever recorded blue to an estimate of a random specimen with sizes often given for minimum or average estimates, dont you whale fellaters feel any shame? Comparing the biggest ever individual to what by overwhelming probability is an average specimen, and it's median or below size calcs at that.
Truly pathetic.","attachment":null,"posted":1715855558},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797975,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797671
Cope dolphin fucker, Blues are half the size that degenerates like you like to cite, ~26m ~100 tons, yet you shamelessly compare the biggest blue ever, picked from a sample size of untold thousands and compare it with the low end estimates of a single individual from fossils.
(the following always gets them good)
Oh, and Megs hunted and ate big whales, and would have done the same with a blue. Cope and seethe salty bitch lol.","attachment":null,"posted":1715855884},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797983,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797974
I searced fangorn and all the results are about an ent.
Assuming that there are specimens substantially larger than fossils is just making shit up, either we go off real remains or we don’t rank at all. Why should I take the maximum estimated weight from a range of 60 tons as the average of the species anyway? The largest dinosaurs were still smaller than big blues, and most sauropods aren’t even close to the fin whale. The well known ones like diplodocus barely even beat out mammoths and lose to paraceratherium.
We also have seen live blue whales longer than the largest properly measured specimens, with weight estimates for them going over 200 tons, but you don’t see whalebros sperging out about it.
Length is irrelevant to size unless you want to get BTFO by the lion’ mane and the bootlace worm.
>>4797975
Megaloshit is extinct, cope fishtard.","attachment":null,"posted":1715857021},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4797999,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797983
Fangorn is the name they gave Bruh. (bruhathkayosaurus)
As for the sauropods, how many fossils of argentinosaurus do we have? Of sauroposeidon? of any large titanosaur? The answer is scant few. The estimates we have would by probability's sake be of average individuals, and from those average individuals the estimates given are always conservative.
When you compare those with an average blue, the size discrepancy between a titanosaur and a bluewhale dissapears.
Take the Argentinosaurus, a more accepted but smalle species than the larger Bruhathkayosaurus and Maraapunisaurus.
The Argentinosaurus is pegged at 80 tons ~30 meters long, now compare that with an average female bluewhale which is ~25 meters ~100 tons. We don't even know if the sauropods exhibited Sexual Dimorphism, it is possible that we base our estimates of an average male or female member of the species that was the smaller of the two sexes.
As for whalefuckers sperging out about it, well they would the moment another species clearly appeared to be bigger. If the new ichtyotitan gains popular attention, with the normies accepting a 37m 200 ton animal that was still growing as a real animal, then whalefuckers will immediately begin sperging out about all the uncomfirmed sightings of biggers blues.
It does not matter, it becomes immediately apparent when you compare average blues to the conservative estimates for exctinct megafauna that it cannot hold the throne for biggest animal ever, the margins are not big enough.
Also, gottem, works every time.","attachment":null,"posted":1715859871},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798008,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797999
>bruhathkayosaurus
Saars do not redeem the whale blody bastard bitch, no you cannot see my type fossil. What’s next, A. fragilimus was totally 60 metres guise?
>those average individuals
Citation needed
>the estimates given are always conservative
Citation needed, and you keep taking the high end as the average
>The Argentinosaurus is pegged at 80 tons
Less than half the biggest measured blue whale but trust me dude they totally left off a 0 we can’t let the whales win! You even took the high end estimate and still fall over 100t short.
Largest blue whale estimates are still much larger than largest shasta extimates. If you want to pretend the upper range estimates are the average of the species, then you have to deal with the upper range of blue whale estimates which are over 270 tons. I’d trust any whale estimates more than I trust ichthyosaurs or titanosaurs, at least we have more than a handful of bones to go on.","attachment":null,"posted":1715861436},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798013,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798008
Yep, this is a dolphin fucker alright, completely disregards the core of my argument and drones on about how blue whales are all as big as the biggest one ever measured.
>SARS
Oh yeah, Bruh lived on the island that would later become India. You think I am especially attaced to Bruh? You're the whale fandrone my guy, don't you have dolphin genetalia media to share in your telegram group?
>citation needed
You don't need a study to understand that when we find a single individual, sheer probability dictates that it was almost certainly of average size and not a 1:10 000 big individual. Though, makes sense that you're a redditor as well, you should keep that shit hidden.
>You keep taking the high end as the average"
Reading comprehention again. The estimates are not for the species as a whole, it is for that specific individual based on uncertainties due to how complete or incomplete the fossil remains are.
When a estimate is given, say 40-60 tons, that just means that based on different scaling factors, such as comparing it to more complete but related species.
>Upper range of blue whales estimates which are over 270 tons
Holy, as I said in my original post, whalefuckers will never accept that whales are not the biggest, they will cope till their dying breath. Blues are an exant species, we have hunted untold thousands of them, yet they still think that we do not have a grasp of their size. Would you accept a shark fan's upper estimate for great whites of 14 meters because some fisherman said it was bigger than his boat as well? Actually irredeemably retarded.
(He won't read my comment before responding lol)","attachment":null,"posted":1715862344},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798019,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798013
33m is the longest length in the International Whaling Commision database and the maximum weight estimate PUBLISHED for a blue whale that length is over 270t.
>The estimates are not for the species as a whole
You are taking the MAXIMUM size estimate of a specimen and declaring it the AVERAGE size for the species. Size ranges are not just based on using multiple different scaling methods, they occur with every scaling method due to uncertainty and the fragmentary nature of the remains. It’s worse with dinosaurs because they have to compare fragmentary remains to slightly less fragmentary remains based on slightly less fragmentary remains etc.
The minimum for the 33m whale is still over 250t, but I will keep taking the highest humber as long as you do.
Dinosauria as a whole can be disregarded as contenders for largest animal ever. They are all mogged by whales.","attachment":null,"posted":1715863464},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798027,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798019
The 180 ton blue was actually weighed, the 270 ton estimate is just that, an estimate, or cope. This is an exant creature, if we have actual numbers we use those.
>You are taking the MAXIMUM size estimates
When? where? I have used no maximum estimates anywhere. Argentinosaurus being 80 tons is not the max estimate, it is the conservative/middle estimate. 75-88 tons.
For fangorn i used the entire range.
For Ichtyotitan i likewise used the middle estimate for the Aust colossus, for the Ichtyotitan itself I used the 25 meter estimate which is not the max estimate.
Do tell when when I used the max estimate copebro.
And I will continue to drive this home, the 33 meter blue was not weighed, it does not have a weight. It's an exant species, we do not know what it weighed. Beyond that, if you even bothered to read the wikipedia article you skimmed before replying to me, you would have read that the 33 meter blue's measurement was suspect, it was probably 30,5 meters. Hence why we should operate with the individual that was actually confirmed to be real, which was just shy of 30 meters long.","attachment":null,"posted":1715864663},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798037,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798027
Oh so when you use dinosaur estimates it’s fine but when I use whale estimates it’s cope? Even the largest measured blue whale still had to be partly estimated due to blood loss when cutting it up to weigh. There is always uncertainty with these things.
> the 33 meter blue's measurement was suspect, it was probably 30,5 meters. Hence why we should operate with the individual that was actually confirmed to be real
Exactly, so the biggest argentinosaurus was at most 80t, not even close to a blue whale. If you want to pretend it got thrice that big, I’m bringing the 33m whale back.","attachment":null,"posted":1715865615},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798040,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797573
Sounds like someone’s mad. Come back when your new biggest animal ever isn’t a single thigh bone or a piece of a jaw","attachment":null,"posted":1715865936},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798054,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798037
>But when I use whale estimates it's cope
Yes, yes it is. Do you know why? Because unlike fossils, the blue whale is a living breathing animals we have studied in the flesh. that's why I used the word exant.
>At most 80t
No you knuckledragger, 80t is the mean estimate of an individual that by extreme probability represented an average member of the species. I also never said that Argentinosaurus was bigger than a blue, I tried to draw your attention to the fact that the discrepency between a blue and the arg is not as big as you think. Average Arg = 80t Average Blue 90-110t. You don't get to compare the biggest ever recorded blue to fossils of a singular member of a species and proclaim with certainty that the blue was bigger, that's retarded. But I expected retardation from whalelovers.","attachment":null,"posted":1715870668},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798056,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798040
>Heh, if your fossil isn't 95% complete or above you don't get to speculate
No, Singular pieces of fossil can be identified by what sort of bone it was, the related species can be inferred and then compared to. Such as with the new Ichtyotitan, the jaw bone in question has been identified to belong to the Shastasauridae family. That means you can compare with relative accuracy with more complete specimens of that family.
And yes, I hate trannies, furfaggots and whale fellaters.","attachment":null,"posted":1715870939},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798057,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798054
>You don't get to compare the biggest ever recorded blue to fossils of a singular member of a species and proclaim with certainty that the blue was bigger
Actually yes I do, because as you said
>we should operate with the individual that was actually confirmed to be real
You boxed yourself in with that one. If you want to wildly speculate on dinosaurs thrice that big then I will wildly speculate with the largest numbers suggested for the blue whale. Find me something bigger than 270t mr contrarian.","attachment":null,"posted":1715871038},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798067,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798057
Do you not understand the difference between a fossil and a real animal? How is this so difficult for you? We have actual real, alive, breathing, shitting whales to draw actual measured and confirmed data from. From that dataset we know that Blue whales grow to be about 30m long and roughly 180-190 tons in weight. That is not the same as speculating based partial fossil evidence, you get a range of size estimates when you do that, and for the 30th time, you get the estimate of that singular individual, not the species as a whole. (You do realize that there existed multiple members of a fossil species right?)
How can you be this obtuse? Soon you will be claiming to be mearly pretending, I can sense it.
I can find you something bigger, the upper estimates for the aust colossus specimen of the ichthyotitan is 341 tonnes, that's without accounting for the fossil showing signs of still growing at the time of death.
Again, that's 37,5 meters long, 341 tonnes in weight. Even if you go by upper estimates, the blue is beat. I didn't even want to go there, I thought appealing to reason would be enough, that understanding that a fossil by sheer probability are never the max size of a species, that even established prehistoric giants could rival a blue in size. But Like I said in my first post, whalefuckers are so neutron star dense that reason is beyond them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715872075},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798077,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"this little nigga's probably the type to cream his pants with every new "BIGGER THAN A BLUE WHALE!!!" Sci.News "article" that comes out once every other week with ridiculously overinflated estimates kekk. You're the exact reason they make these articles my man, spergs like you make sure that clicks are had, subscriptions are bought, and ads are viewed.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715873425476351.jpg","filename":"20240114_134051.jpg"},"posted":1715873425},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798078,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798067
There is a range of size estimates for large whales, the heaviest weighed is not the longest confirmed nor the longest reported specimen both of which drag the numbers up by scaling, and as I already said the heaviest weighed whale still involves speculation due to blood loss cutting it up. The numbers are definitely better than any dinosaur, but they aren’t necessarily perfect. Average weights in antarctica are well over 100t, only the pygmy subspecies is close to titanosaurs in size. If you want to keep fantasising about them getting bigger then I’ll keep that 33m whale on hand.
Given how recent a discovery ichthyotitan is I expect to see it getting downsized in the coming years like every other meme extinct sea monster, see perucetus/leedsichthys/several pliosaurs/megalodon etc. This happens every year because big animals make the news and people like making the news.
There are no published size estimates for the aust specimen. The only published sizes for ichthyotitan are below the blue whale.
Unrelated but what flavour of thirdworlder are you? The ESL is painfully obvious.","attachment":null,"posted":1715873586},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798094,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798077
>heh, you like prehistoric giants? what a goim
Whatever you say, at least I don't have 20gb of dolphin porn in my mega folder.","attachment":null,"posted":1715874872},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798097,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798078
The loss of blood is not as big of a mystery as you make it out to be, you can calculate the amount of blood a x meter long blue should have and arrive at an answer that is going to be correct within the tonne.
As for the aust specimen, currently it is accepted that it belongs to the same or closly related species, seperated by 14 million years I think it was. Considering the ecological niche both animals would have filled and that they were found in what would have then been the same seas, that seems reasonable.
While only ichthyotitan has been described, that does not mean the aust colossus is treated as a non species, rather we are waiting to see if it to be recognized as its own species or as a member of ichthyotitan.
Either way, the jaw bone from the aust colossus is 30-50% bigger than an animal that is described as being 25 meters in length, if it ends up being 30% or 50% bigger, both would suggest an animal much larger than a blue whale.","attachment":null,"posted":1715875335},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798100,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798097
The percentage of blood lost is what’s being estimated. This leads to a range of around 20 tons.
The aust specimen has not been properly described and published, when it is it’s probably getting shrunk as with the other examples. Try again when it’s passed peer review.","attachment":null,"posted":1715876122},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798118,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798100
Then it is 180 tons +/- ton tonnes then.
As for the Aust, there is not a lot to shrink if the lilstock monster/ichthytitan stays the same, they are comparing the same bone, the jawbone to scale it, and ichthytitan is caled off the way more complete shastasaurus as it has been determined to be in the same family.
In which case, there won't be much shrinking possible.
What we have for the Aust estimate is this:
>Pretty complete and accurate size estimates of Shastasaurus. (21m ~80 tons)
>Remains of lilstock determined to be of the shastasauridae family.
>Previously found fossil from the Asut cliffs determined to be a jaw bone from an Ichthyosaur determined to be so similar to the lilstock monster as to possibly be the same species, but is 14 million years apart.
>Scaling up from Shastasaurus, the Lilstock monster is estiated at 26 meters in length. It is given the name Ichthyotitan.
(We are here)
>Aust Colossus is determined to be its own species related to Shatasaurus/Ichthyotitan or to be an Ichthyotitan. It is somewhere from 30-50% bigger than the Ichthyosaur found in lilstock.
There is no place for it to shrink, since it is all based off the Shastasaurus and we got pretty complete fossils of that one. So no, there won't be any big revisions here.","attachment":null,"posted":1715878382},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798125,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"kill yourselves","attachment":null,"posted":1715878635},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798118
See you next year when it’s been shrunk.","attachment":null,"posted":1715879147},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798139,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">largest Cambrian animals were radiodont filter feeders
>largest Jurassic animals were osteichthyes filter feeders
>largest quarternary animals are cetacean filter feeders
>virtually all the marine animals in the running for largest animal ever were filter feeders
>only large macropredatory exceptions to this lived in the oligocene and only got so big because they hyperspecialized to feed on the aforementioned giant filter feeders, some of which still outsized them
>except for these squid eating ichthyosaurs man
>these ones were totally different","attachment":null,"posted":1715879968},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798139
You do realize we know jack shit about the ecologies of oceans 3-2-100 million years ago right?","attachment":null,"posted":1715881360},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798161,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Good posts everyone. Solid laughs and entertainment all around","attachment":null,"posted":1715882373},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798416,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The problem with these debates (living vs extinct animal size) will always be that we have a vastly larger sample size for living and only know the extinct from a few (generally fragmentary) specimens. The possibility is always there that the newest Ichthyosaur/Plaeowhale/Sauropod (I’m more hesitant on sauropods - not sure they can support such enormous weights) species is in fact as large as of larger than Blue Whales, but we may never have enough specimens to actually know, so that answer to “largest animal in history” will probably remain Blue Whale for the foreseeable future","attachment":null,"posted":1715901591},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798426,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798056
>No, Singular pieces of fossil can be identified by what sort of bone it was, the related species can be inferred and then compared to
Nobody said otherwise dipshit
>Such as with the new Ichtyotitan, the jaw bone in question has been identified to belong to the Shastasauridae family. That means you can compare with relative accuracy with more complete specimens of that family.
Except different shastasaurids have wildly different proportions. Look at shonisaurus vs besanosaurus. The same goes for bruhathkayosaurus. You care far too much about this","attachment":null,"posted":1715903032},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798118
>There is no place for it to shrink, since it is all based off the Shastasaurus and we got pretty complete fossils of that one. So no, there won't be any big revisions here
There is plenty of room for it to shrink because it might not be so similar to Shastasaurus in the first place. Maybe it was proportioned more like Shonisaurus and was way bigger than we thought. Either way it is so fragmentary we won’t know until more material is found, so whatever autistic rage you hold against a fucking animal will have to wait","attachment":null,"posted":1715903926},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798652,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798426
Yes, thats why you get a range of size estimates you moron.","attachment":null,"posted":1715932548},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798653,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798441
>Uhhh I spam in dolphin sex threads, why do you hate me?
Fuck you, I can't give more of a shit about blue whales, it is you autists I despise.","attachment":null,"posted":1715932630},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798657,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797973
Too young to remember Ultrasaurus, huh?","attachment":null,"posted":1715934171},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798662,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798652
Which means there’s room for it to shrink Einstein
>>4798653
>I can't give more of a shit about blue whales
That means you care as much as possible retard, you mean less of a shit. The fact half the thread is you seething uncontrollably would suggest you care a whole lot","attachment":null,"posted":1715935452},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798665,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797738
>bröther, may I have some fish? I am very scanty on fish bröther and my bulk will not otherwise survive the cooling seas","attachment":null,"posted":1715935674},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798676,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This was a great thread my fucking sides.
I can tell that there are two people in this thread who are yet to enjoy a human female vagina.","attachment":null,"posted":1715936924},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798679,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798676
Dolphin pussy is better anyway, why would I want to try something inferior?","attachment":null,"posted":1715937092},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798688,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798676
Is it because they're gay or because they're virgins?","attachment":null,"posted":1715938704},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798708,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798688
They’re gay for each other but separated by thousands of miles","attachment":null,"posted":1715942330},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798713,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798679
I hate whalefuckers so goddamn much it's unreal.","attachment":null,"posted":1715943498},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798736,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798665
jej
>>4798676
i like that you specify human","attachment":null,"posted":1715945617},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4798740,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798713
t. Inferior human roastoid","attachment":null,"posted":1715945765},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4799288,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796078
theres no way something like that existed","attachment":null,"posted":1715988385},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4799293,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797738
DAMN that boy thicc","attachment":null,"posted":1715988467},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4799299,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"there had to be some giga sea monster in the cretaceous period that mustve mogged the blue whale","attachment":null,"posted":1715988541},{"board":"an","thread":4795778,"pid":4799447,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799299
Nope.","attachment":null,"posted":1715995988}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4795427,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"tell me about the tards","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715572343606860.webm","filename":"1715155584225322.webm"},"posted":1715572343},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4795500,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795427
they have a penchant for tendies","attachment":null,"posted":1715578099},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4795527,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795427
They love bellyrubs.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715580376410093.jpg","filename":"tardigradeTOP-800x533.jpg"},"posted":1715580376},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4795638,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795427
They've got some bigole eyes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715601451894619.gif","filename":"20240513_075634.gif"},"posted":1715601451},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4795647,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795427
They are Chads.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715603451341289.jpg","filename":"tardigrades infographic.jpg"},"posted":1715603451},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4795654,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795647","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715604630594843.jpg","filename":"20240513_085006.jpg"},"posted":1715604630},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4795658,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795654
tardbros… i thought we were invincible???","attachment":null,"posted":1715604862},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4795659,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795654
Imagine being multicellular and dying to a single unicellular organism.","attachment":null,"posted":1715604922},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4795748,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795658
Fuckers eat human brains, what hope do tards have?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715612468623049.png","filename":"1714150850520143.png"},"posted":1715612468},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4795749,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795427
reddit popsci animal","attachment":null,"posted":1715612799},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4795772,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795427
Tardigrades are extremely closely related to arthropods. They can be considered as sort of the ancestors of them, alongside velvet worms (which are equally as cute as tardis in my opinion). They've been around since the cambrian, and they're so successful that their body plan hasn't changed much for those 500 million years or so.","attachment":null,"posted":1715615799},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4795774,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795658
Tardigrades can only survive for a century at most, while other animals like nematodes and rotifers have been revived after dozens of millennia. Tardigrades are also susceptible to diseases, toxins, or anything that can break through their skin.","attachment":null,"posted":1715616005},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4796809,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795427
They power the Spore Drive.","attachment":null,"posted":1715716195},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4796811,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"They're a major downgrade compared to their cousins","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715716475030673.jpg","filename":"4413564691_aa0f88252c_b.jpg"},"posted":1715716475},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4796824,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796809
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SUCH HEINOUS LIES! WARF TO SECURITY, TAKE LIEUTENANT ANON OFF THE BRIDGE AND TO THE BRIG","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715717281133097.png","filename":"2thozs.png"},"posted":1715717281},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4796834,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"God damnit, I'm a dogtor, not a sci-fi nerd. What the hell are you people on about?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715717813357348.jpg","filename":"Tui.jpg"},"posted":1715717813},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4796846,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796824
go away trekfaggot","attachment":null,"posted":1715718561},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4796858,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"convince me they aren't von neumann probes","attachment":null,"posted":1715719815},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4797106,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715757015358925.webm","filename":"tardigrade walking through algae.webm"},"posted":1715757015},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4797112,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795638
>>4797106
Why must they be such cutie patooties?","attachment":null,"posted":1715757841},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4797220,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797106
help steptard im stuck","attachment":null,"posted":1715780721},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4797322,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796858
Nothing else explains why they can survive extreme conditions but not being eaten by a snail!","attachment":null,"posted":1715791913},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4797335,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796811
I want these plush were do I get them?","attachment":null,"posted":1715793318},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4797885,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797335
giantmicrobes.com","attachment":null,"posted":1715838160},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4798915,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795427
what would be the damage wrought if you had one of these in your bloodstream?","attachment":null,"posted":1715963693},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4798921,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795427
each of their muscles are single cells.
overall their body consists of only around 1000 cells.","attachment":null,"posted":1715964139},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4799161,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799147
Why would that be nice","attachment":null,"posted":1715982686},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4799478,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795427
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KESE8BPMy7s","attachment":null,"posted":1715999814},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4800895,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795659
>what are viruses","attachment":null,"posted":1716164403},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4801275,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800895
Not single cellular","attachment":null,"posted":1716208243},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4801451,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800895
ruh roh, we gotta rerard","attachment":null,"posted":1716226861},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4804292,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795427
They're panarthropods","attachment":null,"posted":1716475080},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4804358,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795654
WORM OF WORMS
CRUSH PARASITISM","attachment":null,"posted":1716480164},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4804395,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796811
SNIBETI SNABS","attachment":null,"posted":1716483889},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4804406,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800895
>single
no
>unicellular
no","attachment":null,"posted":1716484882},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4804409,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797885
Okay, I'm sorry if this looks like shilling, but this site is fucking amazing.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716485378405019.jpg","filename":"20240523_132853.jpg"},"posted":1716485378},{"board":"an","thread":4795427,"pid":4804422,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796824
Stay here TrekCHAD","attachment":null,"posted":1716486387}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4795791,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">this is a dinosaur","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715617417264338.jpg","filename":"IMG_6765.jpg"},"posted":1715617417},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4795802,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"yes","attachment":null,"posted":1715618082},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4795805,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795802
Did the t-rex quack?","attachment":null,"posted":1715618213},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4795808,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795791
A hadrosaur, to be specific. You can tell from the duck bill.","attachment":null,"posted":1715618354},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4795889,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795805
Probably not, but he did have feathers.
Some dinosaurs had the developments needed to survive the KT events. Since those guys evolved into birds, we call them avian dinosaurs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715626434},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4795910,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795791
YOU CAN'T EVOLVE OUT OF A CLADE","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715628200827987.png","filename":"356818.png"},"posted":1715628200},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4795947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795910
What a strange smile","attachment":null,"posted":1715631092},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4795955,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I always imagined dinosaurs to be vicious roaring beasts but now that I think of it nothing prevents them from being cute and cuddly. My whole life was a lie.","attachment":null,"posted":1715631521},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4795958,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795791
>this is a dinosaur
how does that make you feel?","attachment":null,"posted":1715631628},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4795972,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795889
tyrannosaurus rex (species) actually didn’t have feathers
>>4795791
dinosaurs were the dominant life form on earth for 200 million years and came in all shapes and forms","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715632864840673.jpg","filename":"IMG_6593.jpg"},"posted":1715632864},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4796014,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795805
No, but ankylosaurs may have chirped.
https://phys.org/news/2023-02-larynx-fossil-dinosaur-capable-bird-like.html","attachment":null,"posted":1715634777},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4796033,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795955
Ducks can be pretty vicious.","attachment":null,"posted":1715636063},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4796056,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795972
As far as I understand, we currently think they did.
Would be nice if the diagram you posted was not for ants.","attachment":null,"posted":1715637877},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4796177,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795972
They keep flopping back on forth on the trex feather thing
>>4796014
Wouldnt it be fucked up if it could repeat a human voice like some birds can? And the started screaming for helpnin the dense jungle at night while brustling through the bushes towards you?","attachment":null,"posted":1715648197},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4796185,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796177
>They keep flopping back on forth on the trex feather thing
nobody has ever published a paper saying t. rex had feathers.
not once.
at least 15 paleontologists have published papers saying it didn't have feathers.
This isn't flopping back and forth, this is the public making shit up and you believing it instead of reading what scientists have said.","attachment":null,"posted":1715648840},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4796205,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715653026730702.jpg","filename":"FxzRsBGaUAAlNZQ.jpg"},"posted":1715653026},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4796366,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Das rite!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715677244831787.webm","filename":"5345345345.webm"},"posted":1715677244},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4796750,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796366
>pits
Living on borrowed time","attachment":null,"posted":1715712268},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4798594,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796750
>goose
Princess and Mr. Snuggles won't touch him. They saw what happened to Tinkerbell.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715923821486494.jpg","filename":"Screen_Shot_2016-05-31_at_5.06.18_PM.0.0.jpg"},"posted":1715923821},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4798937,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795947
He has end-stage Mormon face","attachment":null,"posted":1715964953},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4798986,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795791
Problem chud?","attachment":null,"posted":1715970638},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4799020,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798937
Is it terminal?","attachment":null,"posted":1715972232},{"board":"an","thread":4795791,"pid":4799045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798937
>>4799020
What does that mean","attachment":null,"posted":1715974910}]}
{"title":"/cat/ - Cat General","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4795965,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Chubby edition
>Food &Nutrition
http://catinfo.org/docs/Feeding%20Your%20Cat%20-%204%20pages%2011-13.pdf
https://consciouscat.net/best-cat-food/
>Outside Enrichment
https://catiospaces.com/
http://www.adventurecats.org/backcountry-basics/train-your-cat-to-walk-on-a-leash/
>Behavioral problems
https://thecatsite.com/threads/inappropriate-peeing-problems-answered.9563/
http://www.catvets.com/public/PDFs/PracticeGuidelines/FelineBehaviorGLS.pdf
>Kitten care
http://www.peteducation.com/article.cfm?c=1+2137&aid=912
>Cat Food Database:
http://catfooddb.com/
Previous: >>4786604
(This thread is sometimes called /kot/)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715632236347664.jpg","filename":"GettyImages-1319774380-c3da91f9259a47e0966007f8e10690ba.jpg"},"posted":1715632236},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4795982,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">ctrl-f "cat"
>63 results
fuck off and call it /kot/, faggot","attachment":null,"posted":1715633416},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796066,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795965
>/cat/ - Cat General
kys trannie devourer","attachment":null,"posted":1715638475},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796097,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795965
just call it kot dude why push against it","attachment":null,"posted":1715640879},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796158,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How to herd cats?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715646060485941.jpg","filename":"1520090480185.jpg"},"posted":1715646060},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796200,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My kot did not come home tonight. Angry at my wife right now because she made no effort to keep her an indoor cat despite me repeatedly asking. Boo was one of the dumbest animals I have ever met, a runt, and there's no way she would do well on her own outside. Our kid loves her, and I do too. Here's to hoping one of the trackers I messaged doesn't laugh me off for asking their services over a missing pet.","attachment":null,"posted":1715651342},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796227,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796200
She doesn't really love it or consider it more than a soulless creature. Some people are just like that. It's their very nature and there's no changing it","attachment":null,"posted":1715655300},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796240,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Back when I was coyote hunting this winter, there was a cat that stayed near my blind. Under night vision, it looked like it was missing a foot. Couldn't get close to it. Saw the cat on my trailcam recently and it still has a foot, but it's bent all weird. It's got a huge limp when walking. Any idea on the costs of getting that foot fixed or removed?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715656075064716.png","filename":"vlcsnap-2024-05-12-22h34m11s840.png"},"posted":1715656075},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796298,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"When my cats pukes he always comes to the room I'm in to make sure I'm watching him","attachment":null,"posted":1715664556},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796328,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796298
Lucky you, mine have a penchant for disappearing from sight","attachment":null,"posted":1715669748},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796418,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"he's comfy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715689273914529.jpg","filename":"1000008167.jpg"},"posted":1715689273},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796420,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796298
It's just in case it goes wrong.","attachment":null,"posted":1715689645},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796434,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796418
comfy lil' tiger
>>4796200
People who keep pets and don't consider them family or don't give them the love they deserve, need to be executed by fire squads
I don't make the rules
>>4796298
Thank God mine doesn't puke too often, but I am sometimes worried when it looks like it's... Semi-digested dry food and not hair
Or maybe it's hair?
What is normal in puking in kots?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715693776124031.jpg","filename":"1710432094541462.jpg"},"posted":1715693776},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796437,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796298
My cat pukes on top of the fridge so its hard to clean and sometimes runs down an inaccessible side","attachment":null,"posted":1715694306},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796438,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796437
>>4796434
>>4796328
>>4796298
I trained my dog to puke outside. Git gud toxotwinks.","attachment":null,"posted":1715694414},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796452,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796438
Yeah but can your dog puke down the back of the couch so you dont notice it until you pull it out to vacuum? Didn't think so, buttsniffer. Your mangy bark bark buttsniffing mutt probably isn't even allowed on the couch except to suck your dick LMFAO","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715697565784812.jpg","filename":"0a26b874-84e2-4cd3-b634-cb933fa6c356-1702173436416..jpg"},"posted":1715697565},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796479,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796452
based. d*gfags seething.
enjoy picking up shit with your bare hands while us toxoGODS mop up vomit that the roomba ran over","attachment":null,"posted":1715700348},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796483,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796097
>le heckin chungus kot","attachment":null,"posted":1715700664},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796649,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">set up the mosquito net
>catproofed the deck
The fellas have never been outside this long.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715708657016028.jpg","filename":"deck.jpg"},"posted":1715708657},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796697,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796649
>catproofed the deck
What?","attachment":null,"posted":1715710551},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796703,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796697
Really we just tucked the mosquito net under all the furniture and heavy stuff on the perimeter. They don't try to crawl under it and escape.","attachment":null,"posted":1715710777},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796716,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795965
>pic is of British Shorthair
>a cat bred by design to be naturally stout and bulky
>"chubby"
You disappoint me OP.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715711212311743.jpg","filename":"640px-Britishblue.jpg"},"posted":1715711212},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796730,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796097
He's pro-ukikraine","attachment":null,"posted":1715711699},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796741,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What kind of cats do I have? Is the black one a bombay?
The gray one looks like a maine coon, but it couldn't be as it's way too tiny for that right?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715712010740552.jpg","filename":"swolecats.jpg"},"posted":1715712010},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796788,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796438
shut up queer","attachment":null,"posted":1715714693},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796792,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>>/mu/121903506
>>>/mu/121903506","attachment":null,"posted":1715715178},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796795,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What's your favorite internet cat? For me is waltito the wizard","attachment":null,"posted":1715715444},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796800,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796795
The only.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715715744981600.png","filename":"1714430407692572.png"},"posted":1715715744},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796741
Not a maine coon. Probably some derivative of Sibberian or Norwegian Forest breed. The other does a have a strong resemblance to a bombay, but honestly he could just be a generic cat with black coat.","attachment":null,"posted":1715716140},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796808,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Finally getting a kitten again after years without having a kot
Feels good bros. First pick of the litter. Planning to train it so I can take it for walks and such, so it gets fresh air but stays safe.","attachment":null,"posted":1715716163},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796817,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796808
Replace kot with dog and your post makes sense.","attachment":null,"posted":1715716799},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796876,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">cat catches leaves
>cat catches twigs
>cat catches spiders
>cat catches mice
>cat catches birds
>cat catches bird eggs
>cat catches bird nests that just hatched
god, I love the little bitch","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715721358874133.png","filename":"1610541533652.png"},"posted":1715721358},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796899,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795965","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715724432101909.jpg","filename":"daffd.jpg"},"posted":1715724432},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4796916,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796899
I hate shitty super imposed photos.","attachment":null,"posted":1715726549},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797050,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>>/mu/121910347
>>>/mu/121910347","attachment":null,"posted":1715746856},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797055,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795965
>chubby edition
Kys
>corpo slop
Kys
>train your cat to walk on a leash
Kys","attachment":null,"posted":1715747572},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797058,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796703
>escape
>le hecking furbaby must be kept prisoner
Kys","attachment":null,"posted":1715747717},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797059,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796808
>leash
Kys","attachment":null,"posted":1715747859},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797078,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797055
>>4797058
>>4797059
Kys","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715749998166138.png","filename":"1714699657385583.png"},"posted":1715749998},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797080,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797055
>>4797058
>>4797078
Kiss","attachment":null,"posted":1715750687},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797088,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>>/mu/121911204","attachment":null,"posted":1715751793},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797097,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797059
>>4796817
>Anons mad they don't have trained kots
seethe","attachment":null,"posted":1715755658},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796240
It's gonna be not cheap.
Hear a vet.","attachment":null,"posted":1715761012},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797215,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Can you take adult cats for walks or is it something you have to train them on as a kitten? I got a 5 year old from the shelter and he loves following me around. I tried taking him out yesterday and got out into the hallway of my building before a loud noise scared him and he ran back to my apartment.","attachment":null,"posted":1715778510},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797226,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797078
>no quotes
Why should i kms exactly?
>>4797097
>trained
What is the process?
>>4797215
You can def have him on a leash but its better to let him roam","attachment":null,"posted":1715782520},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797233,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797226
Day 2 of letting him outside of the apartment. The hallway proved too scary so we didn't make it to the elevator, but he likes the balcony.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715783736714299.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240515_103448.jpg"},"posted":1715783736},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797252,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797097
Unless you have a Siamese, Bengal or Devonshire Rex you can't train it anon. Don't be silly.","attachment":null,"posted":1715785766},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797254,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797226
Because you were saying kys, simple.","attachment":null,"posted":1715785826},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797279,"name":"Take action.","msg":"https://www.felineguardians.org/take-action","attachment":null,"posted":1715789159},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797284,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>>/mu/121916610","attachment":null,"posted":1715789567},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797299,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My cat just prefers to sleep in the patio like this. Must feel good to be sleeping carefree in the sun like this.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715790266381173.jpg","filename":"20240514_182104.jpg"},"posted":1715790266},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797301,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797299
Of course sometimes she goes to the shade. It was particularly hot this day.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715790431425204.jpg","filename":"20240511_114931.jpg"},"posted":1715790431},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797331,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>>/mu/121917180","attachment":null,"posted":1715792498},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797351,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797055
>>4797058
>>4797059
>>4797078
>>4797254
I will keep myself safe thank you :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715795104},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797215
It REALLY depends on the cat. I had a former stray who was 10 when I plucked him off the street that I could trust with being walked off-leash. My current cat who has been well cared for pet his whole life was rehomed to me at 3 years old and is a semi-feral little shit I wouldn't even trust out on a leash.
The choice of indoor/outdoor and leash training is very situational, mostly dependent on the cat's behavior and what kind of area you are in. In an apartment situation I definitely would recommend using a leash if you are allowing your cat out of your home.","attachment":null,"posted":1715796714},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797395,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Just found out my little buddy has aggressive cancer, he displayed no symptoms until the past week where he was suddenly hit with extreme lethargy, low appetite and abdominal bloating...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715797820388228.png","filename":"1631922873870.png"},"posted":1715797820},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797410,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797233
Bro is clinging for dear life","attachment":null,"posted":1715798589},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797448,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797395
Do what you can, I lost my guy last year to progressive feline histiocytosis. The tumor started in his toe so I was able to catch it early, but he still only made it 3 months past the start of chemo. I'm just glad that his quality of life didn't decline until his last 48 hours. He passed in my arms at 2am just after I sent his vet a message letting her know I would bring him in at opening to be euthanized.","attachment":null,"posted":1715800476},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797470,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797448
Unfortunately he is too ill for any possibility of recovery. He is scheduled to be put down tomorrow.","attachment":null,"posted":1715802633},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797477,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797410
>>4797375
It was the weird liminal space hallway/elevator that was tripping him up. I used the cat carrier to get passed that and had a short walk with him (if you can call it a walk, it was mostly just him wandering around the lawn and sitting around). When it looked like he might be done I put the carrier down and he climbed in to be taken home. Will try again tomorrow!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715803079646645.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240515_123733.jpg"},"posted":1715803079},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797551,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797226
>>trained
>What is the process?
Start small (commands) like 'sit' and teach him to listen. Work to more advanced commands from there. A good friend of mine's family breeds and trains cats profesionally, so she'll be guiding me. I'm good with cats, but new to training, so for me it's a new experience, too.","attachment":null,"posted":1715807015},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797594,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"why does my cat do the low pitched meow like the anybody home meow even though she can clearly smell me taking a shit in the basement with the door open","attachment":null,"posted":1715811581},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797657,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">cat is overstimulated
>shit outside litter box","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715817310609704.png","filename":"atss.png"},"posted":1715817310},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797785,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797551
Based
>>4797657
>he fell for the litterbox meme
Let it outside toxo","attachment":null,"posted":1715827096},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797786,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797785
thank you for feeding the neighborhood dogs","attachment":null,"posted":1715827155},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797841,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797786
I don’t have any dogs where I live so it’s cool :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715833995},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797960,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797785
>Let it outside toxo
letting it outside is how you get toxo, retard","attachment":null,"posted":1715852438},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4797991,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hello anons. My cat was outside yesterday, shes an outdoor cat 12 years old and healthy.
She came home all greased up down the back to the tail and black between ears. Hoe do I clean her to get the oil out of the fur. I've tried soap and water but it didnt work.
Do I have to do anything or just wait for shedding naturally","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715858845003825.jpg","filename":"20240516_131422_001.jpg"},"posted":1715858845},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798020,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797991
Try using dish soap","attachment":null,"posted":1715863516},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798082,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"the boy I just adopted is love biting me more and more, during cuddles he nips more often and I let him because it's affection. he's also getting more playful and getting zoomies more often. it this bad behavior, or does it mean he's getting more comfortable?","attachment":null,"posted":1715873820},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"how do I let my retard cat out into my yard? I don't have a fence and its like 25 feet to the street where people speed quite a bit. I have a harness but she hates it. are there good options for some kind of pen or enclosure?","attachment":null,"posted":1715881524},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798157,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797991
she looks good for 12
I wonder how to remove the oil or whatever too","attachment":null,"posted":1715881741},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798179,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798156
open a window
set up a bird feeder in view of said window
retard cat thinks hes outside but isnt","attachment":null,"posted":1715883552},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798492,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Cats are the Jews of the animal world.","attachment":null,"posted":1715909798},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798596,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"4798492
shut up","attachment":null,"posted":1715923942},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798604,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My cat is super anxious and hates litterboxes. She'll pee anywhere that isn't the litterbox first, even when it's cleaned daily. It's not a UTI, she is not sick, we have checked many times. We just got her a new litterbox and despite spending 30 minutes in there with the door closed trying to get her to not be TERRIFIED of it but as soon as we opened the door she sprinted off and pooped on her bed. She stopped doing this when we gave her anxiety meds (she also panics at the slightest sound, moreso than normal for a cat), but she also stopped eating. We are at our wits end, we love her but we can't keep spending all day cleaning cat piss. Any advice, even the most woowoo pseudoscience would be appreciated at this point.
pic is her","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715924630061920.jpg","filename":"20200224_233710.jpg"},"posted":1715924630},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798612,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798526
>if I tell the epic hackermen at 4chan about the chinese cat abusers they'll deal with the problem!!!!!
Go outside.","attachment":null,"posted":1715925235},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798617,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798604
Spray the house with those calming calming sprays","attachment":null,"posted":1715925518},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798630,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798604
she looks… serious…","attachment":null,"posted":1715927054},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798779,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798604
You try a bigger open air box? Different kinds of litter like wood? Though the latter probably won't help since it's louder.","attachment":null,"posted":1715948453},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798821,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my new cat tucks her tail when i pet her even though she's obviously enjoying the pets. closes her eyes and rubs her head against my hand, rolls over, lifts her butt when i pat her near the base of her tail. can a tucked tail mean something other than fear / anxiety? idk why she's doing this","attachment":null,"posted":1715952588},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798896,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798612
Someone on 4chan telling me to go outside? Cute.
No, I don't expect at least 99% of you to be clever enough to hack or do something. Just spreading awareness.","attachment":null,"posted":1715962461},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798912,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Do you think there's hope in turning a feral cat into an indoor cat? He let me pet him when he was under a year old but now he's 3 with big jowls and doesn't let me.","attachment":null,"posted":1715963519},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4798999,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798912
There is hope, although it will require work and patience. My dad was able to gain the trust of a pregnant feral and she turned into the most socialized house cat I have ever met.
Right now I'm working on a feral cat who lives on my street, I feed him every time I see him and after 2 years he takes pets and follows me, when I get an opportunity I am going to lure him into my place and take him for a full physical then figure out if I want to keep him or foster him until I find him a forever home.
He was recently nabbed in a trap-neuter-return so that will also save me having to pay for neutering and a rabies shot.","attachment":null,"posted":1715971100},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799107,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798617
thanks, I'll try that
>>4798779
We take the tops off all her litterboxes otherwise she'll never go in them. She's big and a bit awkward, she can't even loaf right.","attachment":null,"posted":1715979913},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799302,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798999
>take him for a full physical
how much trust would that cost?
i don't think my cat ever forgave me for all those vet visits","attachment":null,"posted":1715988642},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799309,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"So this poor cat walked up to my home, he looks like he has a severe case of mange (both of his ears seem to have rotted away and most of the fur in his back and legs seem gone). I already have a cat so i cant take him in but i dont want this little guy to just die in the street, whats the safest way to trap it? Also any precautions i should take now that its starting to hang out around my home? Gave him some food and water but i also dont want to risk giving my own cat mange","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988953404916.jpg","filename":"stray.jpg"},"posted":1715988953},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799335,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How does a mother cat "move" her kittens after a few weeks when she can't carry them in her mouth? How does she signal them to stay put or come with her?","attachment":null,"posted":1715989899},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799439,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This is my idle animation.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715995763007638.jpg","filename":"45435435.jpg"},"posted":1715995763},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799460,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799439
wow 1 frame, that sure is idle","attachment":null,"posted":1715997673},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799519,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797991
Use basic Dawn or Joy dish soap. Rinse thoroughly.","attachment":null,"posted":1716005620},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799554,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My 16 years old cat living her last days, never thought talking animals is a good idea, but now it seems so unfairly that i can't have a talk with her before she go...
i got her while i was about 9 years old, now i'm 25...","attachment":null,"posted":1716012517},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799758,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798779
>>4798604
I'd definitely try a different litter. When I got my current cats one of them refused to use the litter at all. Started with wood, tried corn, soon as I switched to clay he stopped causing any problems.","attachment":null,"posted":1716044326},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799802,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"do you like your neighbor's cats?","attachment":null,"posted":1716048674},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799818,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799554
Anon, I lost my persian cat last month, I had him since I was 12 and now I'm 27, I know what you are going through.
>>4799802
you mean "the soon to be former neighbor's" cats?
yes, I love them","attachment":null,"posted":1716050454},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799841,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">dog goes ballistic at kot when in crate
>very friendly outside of it
How do I tell this bitch she's not allowed to play with my friends?","attachment":null,"posted":1716052491},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799847,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799841
>lock your dog in a tiny box literally called a "crate"
>no room to walk, no water, just enough space to uncomfortable shuffle around
>they become mentally ill
You know we crate VIOLENT PRISONERS to punish them for bad behavior right? Why would you do that to your dog and expect good results?
There is not ONE SINGLE FUCKING ANIMAL ON EARTH THAT WANTS TO BE LOCKED IN A SMALL CAGE FOR ANY PERIOD OF TIME
it's like prong collar, shock collar, yank and crank idiots... their dogs always get progressively more unhinged and violent until they snap and rip flesh off other dogs for "behaving too dominant-like" while the "alpha male" dudebro owner justifies it as "WELL UR DOG SHOULDA SUBMITTED TO MY DOG MAYB U SHULDA TRAINED THEM TO" (typical dogfaggot wont ever admit they traumatized their mutt into being a violent shithead)","attachment":null,"posted":1716053127},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795965
So in the 4 years I've had my cat this is the first time she's actually caught and brought back prey and of all the poor things she could have caught it just had to be a big ass fucking rat.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716053171231853.jpg","filename":"FjFOQAPWAAA1bcG.jpg"},"posted":1716053171},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799855,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799554
>>4799818
I’m in a similar boat. Had my current oldest since I was 13. I’m 23 now. My longest living pet. Hope he has a few years left in him","attachment":null,"posted":1716053586},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799857,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799107
Any reason why you cat has anxiety? Any traumatic event with the litter box? Mine only get anxious in my bathroom because he associates it with baths","attachment":null,"posted":1716053726},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799859,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799335
they don’t come with her, they usually just stay put or they’ll follow on their own, at least that’s what mine did","attachment":null,"posted":1716053854},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4799865,"name":"Garlic Salt","msg":">>4797233
Beautiful.
>>4797299
>>4797301
Beautiful.
>>4797991
Beautiful. Yeah, I think what the others said: keep washing her everyday with dawn dish soap and water.
>>4798604
Beautiful.
>>4799439
Beautiful.","attachment":null,"posted":1716054629},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800024,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799802
I have always enjoyed neighbor kots. In the building where I live everyone just lets their cats into the hallways and they mingle and visit other apartments. I can't tell you how many times I had to go to my late asshole's(may he rest in peace) favorite apartment to visit because he was hiding to avoid a trip to the vet.
Back when I lived with my dad the next door neighbor's cat started to hang out at our place until he eventually just stopped going home. Little did we know that jerkwad cat would live to be 25.","attachment":null,"posted":1716072309},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800052,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Rescued a road kitten. I think it’s a kitten? Never owned a cat. I intend on keeping her. So far I have:
Litter box
Liners
Litter
12 cans of soft kitten food, chicken and fish.
Water dish
Food dish
Catnip litter box ‘attracter’
Anti-catshit stench removing spray.
I gave her a small can of cat food on the road, given her a bath with dawn dish soap, dried and warmed her up and now she’s sleeping a purring on my lap.
Catbros, what am I missing? Also any tips for litterbox training? Also she wouldn’t drink any water on the road. Is that concerning? She’s not foamy or gross so I don’t suspect rabies. How many times should a kitten her size be eating per day?
Her name is Fury.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716074241429716.jpg","filename":"IMG_3561.jpg"},"posted":1716074241},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800057,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800052
Additional Fury Pic. I accidentally woke her up, she’s trying to fall asleep as I type this though.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716074988005439.jpg","filename":"IMG_3563.jpg"},"posted":1716074988},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800059,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800052
With wet food cats can get most if not all their hydration from the food itself so I wouldn't worry. As for litter training it should be minimal as long as she knows it's there as cats instinctively want to bury their shit. For food I'd just follow package directions desu","attachment":null,"posted":1716075172},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800153,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800052
Please make sure that she is able to do her business. Young cats need their mother to lick their bums so that they may deficate. Try using a wet clothes on her to make sure she can go.
>>4800057
She is gorgeous.","attachment":null,"posted":1716084442},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"so I'm cat-sitting for my friend and the cat just peed all over the wall
why did she do this?","attachment":null,"posted":1716089357},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800194,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795965
I love my cat so much.
She follows me everywhere into every room. She is always by my side. She crawls into my lap. She sleeps next to me, or on my neck, or under my blankets.
She is always guarding me.
I genuinely love her so much guys. I give her kisses and tell her she’s sweet and try to give her the best life i can.
Her favorite toys are bread tags and twist ties. She carries them around in her mouth. Whatever makes her happy.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716089560129709.jpg","filename":"IMG_3361.jpg"},"posted":1716089560},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800195,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800189
clean it up janny","attachment":null,"posted":1716089683},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800189
she wants to let you know: you are the bitch","attachment":null,"posted":1716091558},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800052
Why do you keep putting random objects next to them","attachment":null,"posted":1716094151},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800237,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800189
Probably in heat idk","attachment":null,"posted":1716094211},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This is my stupid son. I found him two months ago now in a parking lot. I love him. He chatters like a creature and he likes to take shits with me. He doesn’t like being pet but somehow loves being held. His favorite food is paper despite being fed two meals a day and me begging him to stop eating paper.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716096867811043.jpg","filename":"D2945634-CE28-4858-88CB-6E68904CC5A2.jpg"},"posted":1716096867},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800266,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798617
I don't want to jinx it, but thank you so much for this. She's acting more like a normal cat than I've ever seen before. She's running around and getting playful instead of hiding or barely moving, and she's pooping in her litterbox! Many thanks, from my whole family.","attachment":null,"posted":1716100044},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I really wish my cat was friendly, bros. I've done everything I can to show her love, but she is such an asshole. She hates being patted, will frequently hiss at house guests (and me, if I annoy her), and has really long hair which she will not let me brush. No idea what I did to raise such an awful cat - she got separated from her mother early, but aside from that I've no idea why she's like this. She was better as a kitten before I moved cities with her.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716104961031840.jpg","filename":"1651546336651.jpg"},"posted":1716104961},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800390,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800287
There are cat behavioral experts who can probably help you train her. Could also be environment, maybe something (or lack of something, like adequate safe spaces) is stressing her out.","attachment":null,"posted":1716120976},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800496,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800390
Or pain he is hiding","attachment":null,"posted":1716135476},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800508,"name":"Garlic Salt","msg":">>4800052
Beautiful.
>>4800194
Beautiful. You are so lucky! Remember to always take care of her and never betray her trust.
>>4800253
Beautiful.","attachment":null,"posted":1716136503},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800542,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800253
He likes to be held but not pet? Feline autism really is something","attachment":null,"posted":1716139517},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800584,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800194
People really underestimate cat loyalty. A loyal dog is incomparable to a loyal cat.","attachment":null,"posted":1716142430},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800628,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799818
so, she left us today...
i don't know i'ts a true relief or i just emotionally exhausted, but i'm feel better and glad she gone being home(not vet clinic) and without much suffering.
i've spent last days near her, changing her diapers and helping to drink water, that wasn't good condition for both us.
So i'm tired and goind to sleep, burial planned for tomorrow...","attachment":null,"posted":1716148408},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800644,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A while ago I mentioned a small kitty that I found in my backyard. Today I was able to pet her for the first time.
I noticed that she was rubbing herself against walls. I presumed it was nothing unusual but I would like to hear what you think.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716149864513396.jpg","filename":"20240519_151542.jpg"},"posted":1716149864},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800670,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800628
I feel for you, anon. I lost my cat 4 years ago and he still weighs heavy on my mind. For some time I was looking forward to finding his reincarnation in the form of another cat, but recently I've come to realize he's transcended the cycle of samsara. Our cats are our brothers and sisters, losing them are transformative times in life. I hope the burial brings a semblance of closure for you.","attachment":null,"posted":1716152640},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800672,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797299
>>4797301
This is one of the most beautiful cats I've ever seen.","attachment":null,"posted":1716152740},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800685,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My cat's name is Glue","attachment":null,"posted":1716154197},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800864,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800266
Let's goooooooooo
Happy to hear","attachment":null,"posted":1716163191},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800964,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800644
Cats do that to mark stuff with their scent so seems normal to me.","attachment":null,"posted":1716168368},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800967,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796800
SLAMMED","attachment":null,"posted":1716168724},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800973,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"For any mango readers among you I recommend you read this, makes me wanna tear up cus it's so adorable. However I would NOT recommend if you lost your cat, I'd definitely cry like a bitch.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716168917338903.png","filename":"1700854181905973.png"},"posted":1716168917},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4800976,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Just some weeks ago I talked with a friend of mine and he said "wow, your cat looks old, but she's in good shape for her age" and ever since then it hit me like a thousand bricks.
My cat is 15 years old. She's already in supercentenary years in terms of cat-to-human years. I've had her ever since I was a little kid. I didn't notice it but her fur's a bit less shiny than some years ago, she sleeps way more than before, and her eyes look a bit tired...
I'm afraid of losing her but I'm glad she's having a good life and still has a good appetite.
>>4800973
Oh God I think I remember that one's plot slightly. Holy shit that one is just pure diabetes made into a manga and I'll probably cry if I read it completely.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716169255666874.jpg","filename":"1702224188796277.jpg"},"posted":1716169255},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800973
Based //a/n// crossover, will add it The List(tm), thanks anon","attachment":null,"posted":1716176126},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801080,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800976
'dorable oreo","attachment":null,"posted":1716179802},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801086,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"test","attachment":null,"posted":1716180132},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801169,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I adopted a couple cats two days ago that were declawed by their previous owner. What can I do to make them more comfortable? Are there any toys that are better for them?","attachment":null,"posted":1716188874},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801173,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800964
That's good to hear. I was worried that she could be sick.","attachment":null,"posted":1716190755},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801268,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796298
Mine always pukes on the rug. There's a single 1 square meter rug in my apartment and he pukes on it specifically","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716207200898869.jpg","filename":"20240427_174636.jpg"},"posted":1716207200},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801271,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800153
She looks about 2.5-3 months old. Kittens that old can do their own business, no need to facilitate it","attachment":null,"posted":1716207376},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801294,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796806
Seconded. Siberians and Norwegian Forest Cats have softer faces compared to Maine Coons.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716211449160602.jpg","filename":"she is so pretty.jpg"},"posted":1716211449},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801370,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716219141185274.webm","filename":"1716218966196801.webm"},"posted":1716219141},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801395,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801080
boomer oreo kot
>>4801169
Fuck, poor babies... Maybe softer toys or chewy toys might be good. I have no idea why someone would declaw a cat... I mean, trimming their claws is understandable, but declawing...
>>4801268
It had to be an orange car, of course.
>>4801294
They're really fancy. Maine coons look like mini lions","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716221766342198.jpg","filename":"1707601059530737.jpg"},"posted":1716221766},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801459,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"guys i love my cat","attachment":null,"posted":1716227285},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801522,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801459
Zoophile nonce","attachment":null,"posted":1716231664},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801530,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i wish my cat would love me","attachment":null,"posted":1716232417},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801535,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801459
based zoophile","attachment":null,"posted":1716232967},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801597,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My kot respects me and thinks I'm the bestest ever","attachment":null,"posted":1716237970},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801682,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"ive been taking care of a stray/feral(when i say feral she will not let you pet her whatsoever) for the past year, she’s had a second batch of kittens and these two are covered in fleas. i’ve done my best to remove them, i covered their tails, ears and neck with dawn soap and dunked them in warm water for 15-20ish min. then i went through with a comb to take off the dead fleas and remaining survivors. But since she’s still feeding them, doesn’t she also have fleas? what can i give her to get rid of them? (reminder that she hates being physically touched and will attack)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716244115473625.jpg","filename":"IMG_9416.jpg"},"posted":1716244115},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801712,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801459
based respectable pet owner","attachment":null,"posted":1716245711},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801797,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I left some food out for the stray but he isn't visiting :(","attachment":null,"posted":1716249862},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801806,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801682
unless you’re taking those kittens away from her i don’t see the point in treating them for fleas; especially if you can’t grab her. you’d have to feed her meds or somehow dump diatomaceous earth on her but she’ll just get fleas again.","attachment":null,"posted":1716250149},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801816,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801806
well fuck, she’s still feeding so it’s not like i can just take them away from her. how much is a vet visit?","attachment":null,"posted":1716250445},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801825,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801816
you can try to trap her & keep her in a kennel in your house covered by a blanket. vets have varying policies on taking care of feral animals so definitely call your local office and ask first. also call local cat sanctuaries for advice on taking care of a feral cat.
you could also take her in to get her spayed and released once the kittens are old enough to be separated from her. some feral cats just really can’t live inside & it’s better to spay and release them. they’ll take the tip of her ear as well to show she’s a feral but spayed kitty so animal control will leave her alone— way down the line of course.","attachment":null,"posted":1716250719},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801839,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801682
You live in Australia m8?","attachment":null,"posted":1716251140},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801896,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801797
Could be dead. Or resting up. Anything is possible with strays","attachment":null,"posted":1716252856},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801897,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Has anyone ever experienced a chronically unhappy cat? I have one cat, healthy according to the vet, eats a good diet, has a whole house and garden to explore, has 2 other cats to keep him company when i'm not home, gets plenty of time to cuddle and play with me, has a bunch of toys etc. But he always whines and meows ridiculously sadly. He has the saddest meows I've ever heard. He meows like his heart has been utterly broken and there is no joy at all in his life. Do some cats just have sadder sounding meows or is he just genuinely miserable?","attachment":null,"posted":1716252868},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801902,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801825
well, i’m fucked","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716252964379738.jpg","filename":"IMG_9423.jpg"},"posted":1716252964},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801903,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801897
some cats just sound different. he may have realized you pay more attention to him or give him more food when he cries like that— if a cat is in pain or sick, they typically will hide it rather than vocalizing it.
tldr you’re anthropomorphizing him he’s fine","attachment":null,"posted":1716252965},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801907,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801902
good luck!! it’s a great sign that she’s not doin shit to you when you’re literally holding her baby in front of her. there’s hope","attachment":null,"posted":1716253033},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801922,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801907
i thought she only had 2 but then she brought out more, this vet visit just got more expensive","attachment":null,"posted":1716253388},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801927,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"is it normal to get an erection while petting your cat's soft body","attachment":null,"posted":1716253446},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801928,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801922
forgot pic","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716253455575677.jpg","filename":"IMG_9426.jpg"},"posted":1716253455},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801965,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801928
damn you are really close to her, if she was super feral you would not be able to do that. it would be pretty easy to trap her and get them all vetted i’d bet.","attachment":null,"posted":1716254770},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801968,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801927
happens to me often","attachment":null,"posted":1716255029},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801977,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801965
we have our issues, she’s very skiddish when you try to touch her, but i’m close to one of her kittens from the first litter","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716255402164632.jpg","filename":"IMG_9125.jpg"},"posted":1716255402},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4801987,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797448
im sorry for your loss","attachment":null,"posted":1716256389},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802019,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How to piss off my cat:
When she comes around asking for pets, continually "air-pet" her. Just hover hand and mime the petting motion just an inch above her. Even when she arches up her back in anticipation of a pet, keep your hand hovering right above her.
After about 30 seconds of that she will just fucking attack you out of frustration","attachment":null,"posted":1716259074},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802088,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795965
Man, our family cat is slowly dying and the vets don't see anything wrong with him. He lost so much weight already and he doesn't eat, today he pooped on a random spot I think that's the second harbinger of death. He is about 14 to 15 years old, he was a rescue so nobody k ows exactly.
My dad loves that lil guy like nothing else and is still a bit in denial about the fact we will soon have to say goodbye.
He doesn't really like getting held or pet so I don't know how to spoil him a bit before he goes and that hurts, is there any guide on how to do cat hospice care?
He is doing it really graceful so far but I am scared he will be cramping to death like my grandpa soon and I can't do anything but watch.
I never asked for those feels, why am I crying about a cat as a 29 year old man?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716267610140067.jpg","filename":"20240521_050943.jpg"},"posted":1716267610},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802193,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Best friends.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716284985300152.jpg","filename":"20240520_165123.jpg"},"posted":1716284985},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802244,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802088
As long as he eats he'll be fine. When he stops eating that's the end","attachment":null,"posted":1716294405},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802269,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802088
go see a different vet","attachment":null,"posted":1716300645},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802293,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802088
Did you have his bloodwork done? Is he active? It could be fip. No apetite, weight loss and apathy are all typical for it, though at that age it's rare","attachment":null,"posted":1716302704},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802421,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802019
based it’s funny to mess with them","attachment":null,"posted":1716309595},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802434,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801927
>>4801968
Oh thank God. I thought I was crossing a line.","attachment":null,"posted":1716310730},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802591,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I got a couple of cats recently and now I'm feeling a lot of regret. What if I can't take care of them? What if I don't like having them around as much as I thought I would? What if these aren't the right cats for me? Maybe I should bring them back to the adoption center, maybe this was a bad idea, maybe I made a huge mistake.
These are the first cats I'm taking care of on my own, are these kinda feelings common for first time pet owners? Do these doubts go away?","attachment":null,"posted":1716324097},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802605,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802591
I think you just have anxiety and low self esteem.","attachment":null,"posted":1716325647},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802629,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802591
these feelings go away, it's the equivalent of puppy blues. thought i made the biggest mistake when i got my cat, every sniffle he had made me think he was in need of medical attention, thought my entire life needed to change. got over it over 1-2 months as everything regarding cat maintenance became routine","attachment":null,"posted":1716327428},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802644,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802591
I wanted to return to the shelter my cat the first week I got him because he used to poop all over the house then one day week later I got mad at him, he probably sensed it and went to pooped in his litterbox, I feel really bad for being so hard on him and decided to keep him. Best decision in my life","attachment":null,"posted":1716327984},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802659,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802434
i jerk off my cat pretty often too, maybe don't take me as an example of what's normal","attachment":null,"posted":1716329204},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802784,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"We got some new kittens today. The girl on the left is named persephone. What should I name the boy?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716337760682968.jpg","filename":"20240521_192622.jpg"},"posted":1716337760},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802788,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802784","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716337881948030.jpg","filename":"20240521_192425.jpg"},"posted":1716337881},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802792,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802784
Penis-phinny.","attachment":null,"posted":1716338163},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802795,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802784","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716338185408440.jpg","filename":"20240521_191416.jpg"},"posted":1716338185},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802797,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"He sleeping like this","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716338291870644.jpg","filename":"20240521_193737.jpg"},"posted":1716338291},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802882,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802784
>The girl on the left is named persephone.
Hades","attachment":null,"posted":1716346161},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802910,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802591
Yes they go away. Of course it’s going to be a scary experience if it’s your first time with a pet, but you do get used to it like you would anything else with enough repetition","attachment":null,"posted":1716348287},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802919,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802591
>What if I can't take care of them?
You're a human being. You can take care of two cats.
>What if I don't like having them around as much as I thought I would?
Every pet owner experiences this sometimes. Raising a pet can be frustrating but it's worth it for the companionship.
>What if these aren't the right cats for me?
Part of the fun is the mystery box. What will your new pet's personality be like? Who knows!
>Maybe I should bring them back to the adoption center
Do not do that. Guilt. Shame. Remorse. Sin.
>are these kinda feelings common for first time pet owners?
All pet owners, and parents, have doubts and worries. Comes with the territory. Again, worth it for the companionship.
Just coexist peacefully with your new cats. They'll settle in, their personalities will come out, you'll learn their quirks and kinks, and it'll all be just fine. People been raising cats for literally thousands of years. And for most of that time they were retarded cavemen.","attachment":null,"posted":1716349350},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4802961,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802795
>>4802797
the male seems like quite the goofball","attachment":null,"posted":1716352662},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803105,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802244
He sadly really rarely eats, yesterday he ate a little bit of wet food but today he has no appetite again.
>>4802269
My mom and dad seem to be scared to do that it seems or they don't tell me the whole story. My father told me yesterday when I pressed the topic that the vet said we don't need another appointment, so I guess it's looking grim.
I hate the whole situation, my father clings to hope he will recover and my mom lost hope he will recover both don't want me to cart him to the vet.
>>4802293
He is not really active except when my father comes home, it is like programmed into him to come down and greet him. The two are really close, basically the meme of the dad that didn't want a pet and the pet that love each other.
Other than that he goes back to sleeping after greeting my dad and trying to eat a tiny bit when my dad wants to feed him. The bloodwork didn't show anything weird from what my parents tell me, though I start to suspect they are bullshitting me.
Thank you for the replies, it helps to talk about it at the very least.
I curse my former boss for crashing the company so I had to move back in with my parents, I wanted to avoid seeing that cat die.
Here is a pic of him from better times","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361942076620.jpg","filename":"IMG-20231224-WA0015.jpg"},"posted":1716361942},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803173,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802088
>>4803105
>I never asked for those feels, why am I crying about a cat as a 29 year old man?
Because you love the little shit, and that's a perfectly normal thing to do, anon.
You'll meet him again one day.","attachment":null,"posted":1716372405},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803234,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Just learned that I have to give my cat primarily wet food instead of they dry I've been feeding him for 5 years now. I've previously heard that I have to avoid canned since it's too high in salt and might give him liver problems. How much of that is true and should I just switch solely to canned or mix them? Also, how much of a can should I feed him at a time (I feed him thrice a day) and what should I avoid when looking for canned food?","attachment":null,"posted":1716382618},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803251,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803234
They need canned food at least once a day
Never heard of cat food having a ton of salt in it, my cat hardly drinks any water after I switched to feeding him exclusively wet food","attachment":null,"posted":1716386611},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803303,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802784
>What should I name the boy?
Gardolf Kitler","attachment":null,"posted":1716393681},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803455,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">kot disappeared into the wilderness of my dad's trash pile
Will his brother be able to help me find him/lure him out?","attachment":null,"posted":1716403874},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803483,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803455
For the last time: Your cat will come home when it gets hungry. It knows where the door is, it's not retarded. Just wait. Pace back and forth if it helps, idk.","attachment":null,"posted":1716405145},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803486,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803455
Your cat will most likely eat poison or be eaten by another animal most likely after something spooks it and it gets lost, hit by a car, falls in a dumpster, etc
And yes it is retarded.
Dont let your next cat outside k?","attachment":null,"posted":1716405257},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803495,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803483
>>4803486
No, I mean trash pile as in the house is a trashpit, hooray for hoarders.","attachment":null,"posted":1716405814},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803509,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803495
just throw it away when he's not looking. he won't even remember half that shit that's there. That's what i do with my boss. Just throw half the stuff he hoards away. On a rare ocasion when he does remember, I play dumb","attachment":null,"posted":1716406411},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803512,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801897","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716406580318484.jpg","filename":"IMG_8653.jpg"},"posted":1716406580},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803513,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795965
i love my cat so much guys.
I wanted to ask, what are your opinions regarding the intelligence of cats? Do you think they have thoughts , or just operate on feelings and intuition?
Do any of your cats exhibit intelligence?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716406664867175.jpg","filename":"IMG_8176.jpg"},"posted":1716406664},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803538,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803513
They are dyonisian silly little creatures therefore intuitivity is the way they experience the world","attachment":null,"posted":1716407935},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803541,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803513
I have no scientific data to back this up, but the presence of preferences always indicated intelligence to me. Consider: if you give a dog two bowls of different food, it'll scarf both bowls at random. But if you give a cat, or an ape, two bowls you can almost see the gears turning in their head as they decide which food to eat. That's higher-order thinking.","attachment":null,"posted":1716408070},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803513
>Do you think they have thoughts or just operate on feelings and intuition?
i don't think so. I don't think any animal is capable of sapient thought
>Do any of your cats exhibit intelligence?
Depends on a cat. Some are intelligent, some are not","attachment":null,"posted":1716408539},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803554,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803541
>i am a picky bitch therefore i am smart
i have a bachelors, an upcoming masters, and an indiscriminate appetite, AND most of my friends from particle physics class eat literally anything and everything too
sounds like you have fedora kid syndrome, that is, believing all the narcissistic and entitled traits of mommy's special boy and the smartest kid on earth are part of what makes them clearly superior to their peers in middle school. do you also think refusing to work is a sign of intelligence, and not wholly irrelevant to it (as it actually is)? do you believe being atheist assures intellectual supremacy?","attachment":null,"posted":1716408850},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803559,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803541
Dogs are provably more intelligent than cats and demonstrate such higher order thinking that they pass causality tests that cats can't and understand human language with grammar, so your theory is bunk.
Consider:
The dog has a much stronger digestive system and can survive on a wider range of diets.
The cat will probably die if the moisture and taurine content is wrong.
And just because an autistic kid (you) is picky, doesn't mean they're smart. Most autists are actually average or below average in fluid intelligence but excel in rote memorization so they do well on standardized tests, start believing they are smart, and then burn out hard in highschool/early college.","attachment":null,"posted":1716408969},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803562,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803513
They can be really fucking stupid but also really smart sometimes. We had two elderly cats, sisters, for a few years and they generally didn't like each other. Just avoided each other. But when one didn't return from being outside for a long time (they didn't roam far, usually) the other would start looking all around the house for her, and then go outside. A little while later they would both return home together.
And then they would fight. True sisters.","attachment":null,"posted":1716409262},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803554
Any assumption that cats are genuinely intelligent IS fedora kid syndrome. A classic part of it for at least the past 100 years. They relate to what they imagine the cat is. Also see: huskies, but they got it harder because they actually are smart and suffer more deeply.
Cat intelligence is jumping spider tier. Accurate with multi-day processing times.","attachment":null,"posted":1716409457},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803566
>you have wronged the cat
>once he realizes how big of a faggot you are he’ll kick your ass
>next week
>maybe
>give it time","attachment":null,"posted":1716409570},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803577,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803541
>give a koala two food sources
>they take a week to pick one
smartest animal
>>4803513
cats are not very smart. they have decent memories and sharp instincts, especially motor control, but in terms of reasoning ability and speed they are ass and make small dogs look smart. and sometimes their instincts result in clearly irrational behavior, like falling off tables at random. hilarious.","attachment":null,"posted":1716409851},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803608,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Get cat
>Cat starts chewing on things
>Try to distract him with toy
>Only toy that distracts him is a hair tie of all things, and he plays fetch for awhile
>Can't play fetch no more due to the fact he chewed and ate all the hair ties
>Starts chewing on wood and now just recently, the metal and glass on my computer case
I'm at my wits end anons, please help","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716411647796304.png","filename":"cato.png"},"posted":1716411647},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803612,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803608
That's not kot that's gremlin","attachment":null,"posted":1716411799},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803619,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803612
uh the word is “kit” not “kot”. “kot” is a corruption of the original “kit” because the eastern half-mongol village folk were too drunk to speak correctly.
t. original aryan kievan rus","attachment":null,"posted":1716412654},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803651,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">cat is resting by the backyard
>hears someone nearby
>meows loudly
>someone checks on her
>keeps meowing
>only stops when pet or played with","attachment":null,"posted":1716415203},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803657,"name":"Garlic Salt","msg":">>4802784
>What should I name the boy?
Good boy.","attachment":null,"posted":1716415764},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803680,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Ive got 2 cats. they were rescues. previous owner abandoned them when they moved out. neighbors fed them and stuff. they were about a year old when i got them. that was a year ago so theyre about 2 now. they are bonded and very close.
would it be ok to bring one of them to the vet at a time? theyve pretty much never been separated and probably went through some shit together. thing is, they really dont like being handled and getting one in a carrier is going to be hard enough, not sure i could get both in one in the same general time span","attachment":null,"posted":1716417055},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803683,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803612
Srsly tho, Was planning on getting him a rawhide bone, do you think that'll deter the chewing","attachment":null,"posted":1716417245},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803690,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803680
You should be using a top-loading carrier for cats, it's so much easier to get them inside. With one of these, you can load both cats at once. Take them both at the same time. They'll comfort each other.","attachment":null,"posted":1716417782},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803775,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803303
>>4803612
based
>>4803619
trve aryan rvs","attachment":null,"posted":1716420372},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803821,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my neighbors let their cat roam straight out the front door so I placed a hidden platter of salmon pate mixed with 1/4g of decarbed weed behind my bushes last night
Before leaving for work I found their cat totally passed out in the middle of my front lawn... so I left it there. Came back. Cat's stil lthere. They still haven't said anything. The cat finally woke up and hilariously wobbled its way down to the wrong house and sat down on its doorstep to pass out again.
Why didn't I think of this sooner? I'm going to start putting cannabis baits all over","attachment":null,"posted":1716421767},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803821
For what purpose?","attachment":null,"posted":1716422988},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803870,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803683
Probably his teeth hurt, cats tend to chew on things when that happens","attachment":null,"posted":1716425084},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803875,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803870
what the fuck, no they don't. Who told you this bullshit? On the contrary, when their teeth hurt they stop eating. So when you cat stops eating the first thing you do is check her teeth","attachment":null,"posted":1716425280},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803876,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803821
Based. Going to start doing this to scare them into keeping their pets supervised. With any luck the roaming dogs owners will have a scare and keep them indoors too (no leashed dog should be sniffing my foundation)","attachment":null,"posted":1716425560},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803897,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Does your cat like cheese? Mine is obsessed with it. I only feed it small crumbs like once in a blue moon but when I do she goes crazy for it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716427692},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803900,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803897
many cats like cheese. it's a milk based product after all. mine likes fruit and berries. strawberries and apples especially","attachment":null,"posted":1716428028},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803902,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803821
Wtf reddit justice is this? What is mentally wrong with you","attachment":null,"posted":1716428095},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803908,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802961
The girl is actually the goofball. He's more reticent and standoffish. He got more Siamese and she got more ragdoll","attachment":null,"posted":1716428383},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803902
>my neighbors habitually neglect their pet so i gave it a ton of weed and laughed at their inaction
alpha male power play","attachment":null,"posted":1716430744},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803956,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803947
Fuck off, retard.","attachment":null,"posted":1716431035},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803978,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My cat is dying and this is honestly the gayest fucking shit I've ever dealt with in my entire life. She is just gasping for air every 30 seconds. Pretty sure this is her last night. This shit sucks and I'm about to cry.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716433001222672.gif","filename":"1698616210908401.gif"},"posted":1716433001},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4803993,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803513
Cats have a higher encephalization quotient than dogs, therefore they’re smarter","attachment":null,"posted":1716433337},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804014,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803897
Mine loves papaya, he leaves his little fangs on it","attachment":null,"posted":1716434969},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803993
But they are demonstrably way, way dumber, so…
I really feel for all the midwits that used to think they were smarter and being a borderline comatose asocial sperg was therefore admirable and a sign of intelligence in their eyes","attachment":null,"posted":1716435360},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804034,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803978
put her to sleep you idiot. Don't make her suffer","attachment":null,"posted":1716435805},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804067,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803821
you are a horrible fucking person & would've honestly been better if you just shot the poor thing. don't do this.","attachment":null,"posted":1716437826},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804082,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803993","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716439339501271.jpg","filename":"IMG_5467.jpg"},"posted":1716439339},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804097,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">i use intelligence as parameter to pick my pet companion
Holy reddit who fucking cares","attachment":null,"posted":1716441466},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804106,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">how dare you expose my lies
Reddit behavior","attachment":null,"posted":1716442256},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804114,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My cats are smart :)","attachment":null,"posted":1716443356},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804120,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/F._D._C._Willard
OH no no no explain this","attachment":null,"posted":1716444353},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804173,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my cat is retarded
possibly the most retarded cat i've known, he can't figure out how to get under a blanket, he just claws at it until i lift it for him
same for a cracked door, he just claws at the carpet rather than even try to push or pull it
he has less problem-solving ability than a crab and i love him","attachment":null,"posted":1716452767},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804082
>psychologytoday
shit source","attachment":null,"posted":1716458188},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804306,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my scrunchie :)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716476533925963.jpg","filename":"scrunchie.jpg"},"posted":1716476533},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804331,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Psychopaths prefer dogs to cats because it is socially acceptable to torture and enslave them. They blend in with the rightoids who harm animals to show others that they are callous and results oriented, and demonstrate their fascist ideals, but the psycho does his dog torture for personal satisfaction. By blending in, the psychopath has easier access to victims.
Psychopaths prefer cats to dogs because it is socially acceptable to live feed them. The psychopath lives vicariously through their cat, which is frequently encouraged to flaunt rules and kill and torture small animals while the psycho watches. This helps them blend in better than they would by owning a snake, ensuring easy access to victims. They differ from normal cat owners in that they revel in the bloodshed rather than believing their cat is happier or getting rid of a pest problem.","attachment":null,"posted":1716478517},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804344,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804067
how is shooting a cat better than getting it stoned?","attachment":null,"posted":1716479398},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804345,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804082
>jpg","attachment":null,"posted":1716479459},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804372,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804344
I dont think you understand how diabolical anon is
While adult humans without genetic defects suffer 0 long term consequences from smoking one fat blunt giving many the impression that it is safer than vodka after hearing every successful man say “oh yeah i did smoke a lot of weed in college big deal”, and you’d have to smoke a bowl or two of “the danker shit” a day for a decade to do any damage, cat and dog brains are not even 1/1000th as robust and a stiff dose of dope like that causes permanent personality changes. I know people whose pets got into edibles merely once and they never un-chilled or got those IQ points back. Think retrievers that just watch the ball go past, and cats that now lay on their back and watch the birds fly. A bowls worth of dope in some fish paste is enough to make a cat permanently more retarded than it was originally.
Humans are unique in our ability to safely handle large amounts of plant based poisons like thca, nicotine, ethanol, LSA, and caffeine. Other mammals get some sort of organ damage every time.","attachment":null,"posted":1716481448},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804394,"name":"Garlic Salt","msg":">>4803105
Beautiful.
>>4803513
Beautiful.
>>4804306
Beautiful.","attachment":null,"posted":1716483785},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804396,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i wish i had a squeaky cat","attachment":null,"posted":1716483970},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804464,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802088
Has his fur changed texture? If yes read on. I have owned a lot of cats and volunteer with a local rescue, given his age my guess would be feline hyperthyroidism, ask your vet to test for it specifically, its not expensive to test or treat. With meds (you can mix with Churu) you can have a couple more healthy years with him. Its worth it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716490747},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804470,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">my elderly shorthair desperately tried to teach kittens how to open a door
>after a solid year their position is still to whine and cry
You wasted your time, old friend, but your loss is my gain.","attachment":null,"posted":1716491231},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804526,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804464
RE hyperthyroidism, my vet diagnosed my 15 year old kot with a start of that afte blood tests and I decided to try a perscription food for it, we had some more blood tests after a couple weeks and his levels were lower so that's another solution too. It's Hill's prescription y/d for the record.","attachment":null,"posted":1716496185},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804573,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804470
My boy can open these types of door handles. I had to change all my doors to knobs instead. Problem is, the neighbor has this type of handle on her FRONT door, so he just lets himself in, the little faggot.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716503272796962.jpg","filename":"OIP[1].P9YRtB5I_APYp5u34M3dIAHaHa.jpg"},"posted":1716503272},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804623,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804331
I live feed my cat","attachment":null,"posted":1716505648},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804680,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804623
Based
I tried that with my boy and he just made friends with the rat.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716507145426510.jpg","filename":"1716357273537888[1].jpg"},"posted":1716507145},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804795,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804573
>knobs
lol.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716513108812716.webm","filename":"Cat opens a door knob.webm"},"posted":1716513108},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804919,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">4804331
>rightoids
how to spot the disabled instantaneously (never fails)","attachment":null,"posted":1716523064},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804920,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803978
Sorry man but sounds like it’s her time. Should probably take her to the vet.
>>4804188
TSMT","attachment":null,"posted":1716523247},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804921,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804372
> and you’d have to smoke a bowl or two of “the danker shit” a day for a decade to do any damage,
It takes way less than that but ok.","attachment":null,"posted":1716523334},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804925,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804680
enjoy your disease","attachment":null,"posted":1716523395},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804934,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796741
You have weight-lifting cats.
>>4798492
...So they avoid pork, have weirdly large noses and really like to light candles? That doesn't sound like cats.
>>4800253
My cat also really loves to be picked up! Maybe they're related to each other.","attachment":null,"posted":1716524415},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804988,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Reply with only the most aesthetic looking cats.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716530369330834.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1716530369},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4804992,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"got a cat a few weeks ago for the first time since i was a kid
how often do you feed these things? is twice a day (morning and night) normal? how often do i have to play with him? are there any other important things to know about having a cat? he is a little under 2 years old","attachment":null,"posted":1716530502},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805018,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804680
>"can you believe the music this guy plays?"","attachment":null,"posted":1716532591},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805073,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804988
Damn, she’s pretty","attachment":null,"posted":1716536674},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805212,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804795
Kot genius","attachment":null,"posted":1716548595},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805326,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804988
would","attachment":null,"posted":1716558351},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805356,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my cats don't kekekek when they see birds. Are they broken?","attachment":null,"posted":1716561251},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805366,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802088
>>4803105
He is eating again and active! Now he is super ravenous and wants to eat all day. I hope I can get him off his holocaust survivor physique now.
>>4804464
That's very interesting to hear, I didn't notice any change in his fur texture but I will def keep in mind this sickness exists and will ask the vet about it! Thank you and >>4804526 thank you too for that info!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716561862841262.jpg","filename":"20240524_163818.jpg"},"posted":1716561862},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805369,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804988","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716561990575251.jpg","filename":"Zen.jpg"},"posted":1716561990},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805387,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804988","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716563645647157.jpg","filename":"760.jpg"},"posted":1716563645},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805523,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804988
my cat, objectively","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716573831648027.jpg","filename":"1000007388.jpg"},"posted":1716573831},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805530,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804988
Sukiiiii","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716574248358349.jpg","filename":"210448733_351996082941340_2291760926707294972_n_1080.jpg"},"posted":1716574248},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805558,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805530
Mmmmmm, shrooms...","attachment":null,"posted":1716576773},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805573,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805530
Lmao flat face","attachment":null,"posted":1716578434},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805675,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805356
No, it’s something mine do too. I think they’re trying to mimic them and trick them into thinking they’re birds too. Very strange","attachment":null,"posted":1716585177},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805676,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805369
Deathstroke!","attachment":null,"posted":1716585238},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805712,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"She's too pretty, I love her.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716588079183508.png","filename":"sdsdsdsd.png"},"posted":1716588079},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805758,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I got a email from my apartment manager suspecting that I've violated the lease terms by owning a pet. What's the process to get emotional support animal paperwork and how often does it work? I'm in NYC so they have the same protection as service animals apparently...and I would qualify easily (anxiety/depression)
It's a indoor cat I've owned since it was a kitten for 15 years, and giving her up is not an option. This retard went on a hunger strike when I left it with my parents. She's pretty quiet and doesn't give issues. It's rent stabilized too which should give me additional protections.
I was gonna go Monday to retain a tenant lawyer and ask for their counsel but I was wondering if anyone here had experience.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716592121390168.png","filename":"Screenshot_20240524-185843.png"},"posted":1716592121},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805768,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805758
I can't even tell if they have any proof and the lease terms are oddly draconian about it too. Pretty sure they said cats were okay at first however when we first signed.
>Dogs or animals of any kind shall not be kept or harbored in the Apartment, unless in each instance it be expressly permitted in writing by the owner. This consent, if given, can be taken back by Owner at any time for good cause on reasonably given notice. Unless carried or on a leash, a shall not be permitted on any passenger elevator or in any public portion of the building. Also, dogs are not permitted on any grass or garden plot under any condition. BECAUSE OF THE HEALTH HAZARD AND POSSIBLE DISTURBANCE OF OTHER TENANTS WHICH ARISE FROM THE THIS RULE BY EACH TENANT IS A MATERIAL REQUIREMENT OF EACH LEASE. TENANT'S FAILURE TO OBEY THIS RULE SHALL BE CONSIDERED A SERIOUS VIOLATION OF AN IMPORTANT OBLIGATION BY TENANT UNDER THIS LEASE. OWNER MAY ELECT TO END THIS LEASE BASED UPON THIS VIOLATION.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716592404951595.png","filename":"Screenshot_20240524-191034.png"},"posted":1716592404},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805790,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805758
My one advice is to not live in that shithole of a country","attachment":null,"posted":1716592993},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805791,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805758
>I was gonna go Monday to retain a tenant lawyer and ask for their counsel but I was wondering if anyone here had experience.
Just go to the lawyer and ignore any advice given here.","attachment":null,"posted":1716593055},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805813,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805790
I'm stuck here unless I win the lotto or btc hits $500,000.
>>4805791
Unironically what it looks like. I have at least a few weeks and I imagine they need more proof than whatever the Super told them. The annoying bit is everything I find online deals with dogs...this is a 8lb cat that's healthy and poos/pees in a litterbox. She needs me.
I'm already coming up with a list of lawyers I'm gonna email today/tomorrow and visit Monday-Tuesday.
I could always lie and hide her if management pushes for a apt inspection, but it's annoying I even have to go through that.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716593907341818.jpg","filename":"received_291073600742621.jpg"},"posted":1716593907},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805758
Lawyer can't do shit, sorry. Lease is cut-and-dry, and you signed. Hearsay like "they said this" does not hold up.
NYC is a backwards shithole that may try to force landlords into accepting "emotional support" animals sure, but even then you would have to have it registered beforehand. Not just flout the rules and retroactively claim that your animal is for emotional support. And plus, landlords can still refuse animals by arguing that they pose hardship (like destroying property, which cats do). Luckily, the law is very solidly on the landlord's side in these cases.","attachment":null,"posted":1716596436},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805856,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i've had my new cat for about a month and she's still hiding in the bathroom. she's comfortable around me, loves pets, eats out of my hand, but refuses to come out hiding. is there anything i can do to help her? i've been leaving her food and water further and further away from the bathroom but that's the only time she leaves her hiding place. i have toys, a cat tree, and a scratching post all visible from where she eats but she's showing no interest in any of it.
i'm worried she's just bored all day sitting there. i come in to pet her a bunch and she loves it but she isn't playing with any of her toys or doing much of anything","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716597235806511.jpg","filename":"scrunchie hiding.jpg"},"posted":1716597235},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805882,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805849
Then the lord of the land will start getting calls from 311 for everything from funny looking scaffolds and unsafe façade to dry removal of asbestos roofing to hot water/heat not being hot enough to recyclables not getting properly sorted by the super. And my super loves to fight at home...DV situation meriting a 911 call?","attachment":null,"posted":1716598929},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805888,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i had to put down my cat today and i feel awful","attachment":null,"posted":1716600067},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805928,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"fucking torn over this cat I rescued six months ago. he was underweight and was screaming in a hedge in a parking lot so I took him in. I fell in love with him. ten days after I took him in, he hauled off and swiped his claws right at my eye for genuinely no real reason I could detect. I did not get injured from that but it's only because my eyelid shut at the last moment. obviously, that made me feel very upset, especially since vision is so crucial and he had been a total sweetheart for the first ten days I had him.
I ended up keeping him for the time being, I got him his shots and got him neutered at 5.5 months old. he was more of a handful than I anticipated and honestly quite stressful for me to deal with his kitten behavior and how he would keep nipping/biting me and disrupting my sleep.
his behavior very, very slowly improved but he's not the cuddle type, which is extremely disappointing for me. I thought to myself, if he does not swipe at my eye again I will see about keeping him long-term and in the meantime I will take care of him and get him healthy.
he's gotten large and healthy but at the start of this month, he swiped at my eye again - except this time he was obviously feeling playful and thought doing so was OK play behavior. I feel like waiting for a third instance is risky and I need to move to another location hundreds of miles away soon, so I contacted animal sanctuaries near me. none of them had any room except for one but I have no idea if the people running it would treat him all right. the animal sanctuary's focus is NOT on cats but they have an assortment of animals. I figured with his swiping behavior that animal shelters wouldn't take him if I was honest and even if they would I could see this cat getting stuck in a revolving door of adoptions then surrenders because of the potential tendency to swipe something so important and that he is simply not a cuddler.
cont.","attachment":null,"posted":1716605424},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805928
I feel he cannot "fail" out of being essentially a barn cat at this sanctuary so it's a safer bet than regular shelter adoption (and again, who knows if any shelter would take him). it seems damned if I do, damned if I don't: if I am honest of his behavior, the shelter might not take him. if I lie, the a shelter would take him then the new owner could end up injured and surrender him anyway, thus putting the cat right back at square one.
the thing is that despite my concern over my eyes I am attached to him. he's my little buddy... yet, I am finding I do not care for pet ownership either. I can't help but dislike cleaning his messes and having to care for him for easily 10-20 years. I worry he will harm someone else in my household and of course the move is going to make his behavior regress at least temporarily. I asked myself, if I had a child and the cat nearly took out their eye, what would I do? and my answer was to no longer own this cat.
but I'm fucking crying my eyes out at the idea of placing him at this animal sanctuary at the same time. what if something happens to him there? it bothers me that I won't know how his life unfolds and how he dies. it feels like my attachment to this cat got all fucked up and warped from being tense over something happening to my eye. I am torn in two directions; no, I don't actually like being a pet owner and I want my eyeballs intact but the idea of him being apart from me and feeling lost/stressed without me is making me so sad for him and myself. what the fuck do I do?","attachment":null,"posted":1716605874},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805931,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805888
over 20 years ago I should have put down my cat but didnt, and for the past 5 years I have been having frequent nightmares about it and its been extremely hard on me.
I think you did the right thing anon","attachment":null,"posted":1716606094},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805958,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805930
Don't be a bitch and keep him. if you know that he tends to go for the eyes, then don't stick your face into him","attachment":null,"posted":1716610715},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4805961,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805958
I was not sticking my face into his space at all, either of the times to be clear.
one vote for keep then.","attachment":null,"posted":1716610836},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806060,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805888
Sorry man, I’ve been in that boat too.
>>4805928
>>4805930
Sounds like a tough choice on your hands. I can definitely relate to the whole ‘overthinking our respective futures’ thing and to worry about being left wondering what could have been. I don’t really know what to tell you, maybe look into some behavioral specialists to try to get that eye swiping quirk out of him? It sounds to me like that’s the biggest dealbreaker for you. Work on that and you should know what to do after.","attachment":null,"posted":1716620793},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806061,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805856
I doubt she’s hiding, really, seems more like she’s found a favorite spot to relax in, incidentally my own cats love near the toilet/in the bathroom, but it has only been a month so give it some time and she should come around","attachment":null,"posted":1716621061},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806060
>overthinking our respective futures
exactly what's going on.
it's the eye swiping and having the tray of his waste in my place that are the largest issues I have. I honestly do not like being a pet owner much at all in an overall sense as well, the simple reality of taking care of him, his needs. but it's mostly his amaterasu eye attacks and his gross tray of waste. I scoop it daily, just gross regardless.
and yet the idea of this little kot going away has me in knots.","attachment":null,"posted":1716621703},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806150,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800266
nta but I’m also happy to hear that. my girl had a month or two where she would pee anywhere but her box, but I sprayed some kind of cat-calming pheromone (cat attract I think?) and it cleared right up. we don’t even use the spray any more and she’s still fine. treasure her anon","attachment":null,"posted":1716637900},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806186,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805930
Idk you seem to put way too much focus on that eye thing. It's happened twice in months, and how? While playing with your face near? While you held him in your arms? A cat normally doesn't have the reach to fuck up your eyes unless you let them. You sound like you care about this guy despite not liking cleaning after him and being worried about his behaviour so I'd just try and correct said behaviour (which you can probably just avoid overall anyway). For the cleaning thing if spending a minute cleaning the box a day is too much for you you could look into one of those automatic ones I guess.","attachment":null,"posted":1716641237},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806311,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are there seriously people to afraid to pull out a tick of their cat with their bare hands? Do they really need to use tweezers?","attachment":null,"posted":1716655302},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806350,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806311
one of my cats normally has the highest pitched squeekiest meow, but its gotten much lower in tone and courser, and her purr is extremely loud.
Does she have a respiratory infection? is she going to be ok?","attachment":null,"posted":1716658217},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806358,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806068
PICK UP THE POOP EVERY TIME IT SHITS. NO SMELL.","attachment":null,"posted":1716658813},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806461,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806311
I’ve never had to do that but isn’t it recommended to use alcohol regardless how you do it?","attachment":null,"posted":1716666852},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806485,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806461
Probably to combat the infection. But I never used any alcohol and tweezers are shitty to use.
My cat runs around in the high grass near the house and often has multiple ticks on her","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716668925742261.jpg","filename":"1716069080107252.jpg"},"posted":1716668925},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806491,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMiYmhRFEII","attachment":null,"posted":1716669436},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806496,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Do you guys know a quick/cheap way to patch a window screen? My cats finally made the hole in my screen big enough to squeeze though.","attachment":null,"posted":1716670015},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806508,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803897
Absolutely.
>>4805758
There's websites that openly advertise ESA licenses where you can chat with a psychologist (or doctor) and get your license with no strings attached. My dad did it to save money on rent years ago without any past mental health documentation. It's very easy. As for getting a lawyer, I don't think that would help.
>Pretty sure they said cats were okay at first however when we first signed.
That really sucks that you were told that. Bait-and-switch lease terms are very common around here. I was told that I would be guaranteed a parking spot at my place, but it wasn't included in the actual lease agreement. I overlooked that. I didn't end up getting a parking spot.
>>4805888
I feel for you anon. I was in the same situation last year.","attachment":null,"posted":1716670867},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806517,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i've never owned cats.
i found a bunch of kittens in a barn i demolished.
i kept 2 of them
one orange one has 6 fingers. why?
and when do i get their balls cut off?","attachment":null,"posted":1716672248},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806529,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806517
>one orange one has 6 fingers. why?
happens sometimes. it's a semi-rare mutation, nothing to worry about
>and when do i get their balls cut off?
Preferably after their baby teeth are replaced, so when they're 10-11 months","attachment":null,"posted":1716672950},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806535,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Post cat houses","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716673906227022.jpg","filename":"IMG_20210919_120712068.jpg"},"posted":1716673906},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806536,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806535","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716673967771505.jpg","filename":"IMG_20210919_2008225353.jpg"},"posted":1716673967},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806540,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806529
thanks
also they make a shit ton of noise. all the do is fight and destroy shit. it's kind of funny for my kids but i'm gonna need to repaint a lot of shit.","attachment":null,"posted":1716674358},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806558,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806540
well, they are kittens, they socialize and learn valuable life lessons through play","attachment":null,"posted":1716676180},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806591,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806485
>pic
gigakek","attachment":null,"posted":1716677427},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806592,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806535
>>4806536
Does he sell any ‘eed related items?","attachment":null,"posted":1716677509},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806648,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806186
first time
>I was lying beside him on the floor, quietly speaking to the cat. he looked at me without his ears pointed back or flat, no hissing, no growling, nothing really. cat then swipes his paw at my eyes, my eyelid shut at the last moment. I can feel the very tip of his claw moving across the skin of my eyelid. he did not break the skin but it was very, very close.
second time
>he was feeling playful, I could tell, as I was bathing, so I looked at him from the edge of the bathtub and spoke to him. he looked at me, and ran toward me, swiped his paw at my eye so I jerked my body away from him then he ran off.
the second time had way more context to it that I could anticipate him acting the way that he did. for me, the second instance I could see (ha) it coming far sooner and easier that he might have been in the mood to attempt to swipe me.
it's not the cleaning/scooping of his tray exactly; it's the permanent presence of the tray itself within the home that bothers me.
>>4806350
anon, you should get the cat checked for throat or mouth cancer, sorry.
>>4806358
I DO.
>>4806517
I got mine neutered at 5.5 months old, he had lost his strangely appealing kitten scent, began to smell sort of pungent and started to lap at his penis more than was strictly necessary. I didn't want him to start spraying.","attachment":null,"posted":1716680443},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806650,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805928
>>4805930
update that no one asked for
>went to the supposed animal sanctuary, the only one around me that either isn't totally full or didn't respond to my inquiry at all
>I had made basically an appointment to drop him off there today
>a swarm of dogs greets me
>multiple vehicles on the property are present
>nobody is there
>I call the property owner's phone
>nobody answers
>I wait, no one shows up or contacts me
>go up to the porch
>ring the doorbell
>nobody answers the door
>I wait, holding the cat in his carrier box
>still nobody makes themself known
>I look around and notice I see no other cats... in fact, I see no other animals, period, except for the crowd of dogs
>I don't hear any other animals from either outside or from within the house
>I can't quite put it into words but the atmosphere of the house or the property in a general sense felt wrong, off, foreboding, bad, "dead"
>say fuck this to myself and leave
>a hour after I took off there's a text message and voicemail on my phone from the property owner saying can we do this next week, that he's ill... so he wasted my time instead of letting me know he can't take the cat today
>however, that means he was inside the house while I was there?
>none of this is making sense, the property looked more like an animal (well, dog) hoarding situation instead of a sanctuary in which my cat can have peace
>I ignore the text message and the voicemail entirely
>I sense the man has quietly lost his mind if he ever had it to begin with and I'm disgusted at the idea of sending my cat to live to such a place
>or, this man has been scamming humans for years and maybe literally eating/killing the animals dropped off there
>this place was visually fucked from the instant I looked it over with my own eyes so I'm not sure how anyone has felt confident leaving their pet with him yet somehow the glowing reviews of the place do exist online (it looked dilapidated and had a negative feeling in the air around it)
cont.","attachment":null,"posted":1716680611},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806653,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806650
>my cat almost hurt me and he stresses me out but I'm not sending him to die in the place like that
if I let him outside now on his own he will die and I don't have faith in putting him in a shelter, I doubt doing so would amount to anything productive for anyone. so here is what I am going to do: he is being taken with me on the move.
the options will be: I keep him long-term/forever or I find an ACTUAL animal sanctuary in my new location or I carefully take the time to rehome him to a new owner that is made aware of his challenges and still wants him and will treat him right.","attachment":null,"posted":1716680672},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806664,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806648
you're overreacting. You're like those hysterical soccer moms who want to put an animal to sleep because it scratched their precious spinegrinder. Animals have claws, deal with it. You WILL get scratches, and you WILL have your furniture ruined, but you WILL be happy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716681233325407.jpg","filename":"photo_2023-10-01_12-57-44.jpg"},"posted":1716681233},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806676,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806650
Well I'm not glad you picked that option in the first place but at least you're keeping it. Also I still don't get what the whole deal is about. Just trim his claws, and yes dealing with other living beings generally isn't all sunshine and rainbows, be it animals, children or whatever.","attachment":null,"posted":1716682007},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806682,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806664
hopeless toxo case, sad.
>>4806676
it's not being clawed at sometimes, it's the nearly on my eyeball part that leaves a bad taste in my mouth.","attachment":null,"posted":1716682329},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806747,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806648
>anon, you should get the cat checked for throat or mouth cancer, sorry.
kitty is only 2 years old tho","attachment":null,"posted":1716688845},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806751,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806747
anon. that doesn't matter.","attachment":null,"posted":1716689049},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806765,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my new kitty is very chill, very affection driven but I'm worried that I won't be able to keep him stimulated enough because I live in a studio and work full time. I try to play with him before his meals, but he seems very smart; pays attention to the string and myself more than the teaser, and only hunts and pounces rather than catch and kill. He decides himself when he's fed up with play and wants to eat, and play usually only lasts 5-10 minutes. Should I be looking for other ways to keep him active? is it possible he'll be perfectly happy as a lazy cozy cat and I'm stressing about nothing?","attachment":null,"posted":1716691084},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806800,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806792
do a flip","attachment":null,"posted":1716695809},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806801,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806765
Get him a friend. Having 2 cats is always better than 1 because they can play with each other.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716695832817428.jpg","filename":"IMG_20211211_155845883.jpg"},"posted":1716695832},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806822,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806801
yes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716701030525316.jpg","filename":"photo_2023-02-23_08-13-21.jpg"},"posted":1716701030},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806825,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806822","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716701456190237.jpg","filename":"photo_2024-05-18_18-14-34.jpg"},"posted":1716701456},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806866,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I picked up a kitten outside that had been injured. At first, I thought its front leg was broken because it looked like it was in an unnatural position and the cat was just sort of dragging itself around by pushing with its back legs. After taking it inside and feeding it with an eyedropper for a day, I'm thinking it might actually be partially paralyzed since it doesn't appear to be able to move its back legs very well either.
I won't know for sure until I can bring it to the vet on Tuesday. The kitten has enough locomotion to put its chin up to a plate and eat very finely minced canned cat food, but even that requires me to put it right in front of it. I know up until two days ago, he was eating food I put out on my porch (His mom was a stray dumped off who had three kittens, so I'd see them around eating pate cat food), so I assume he was attacked or otherwise had some injury that crippled him. All she's been doing is mostly laying in the same spot when I'm not holding it in a towel.
If the kitty does have an injury to its spine, is there any hope of it getting better? I honestly don't know much about spinal injuries except for severe ones can cause paralysis, so I don't really know what the prognosis would be.","attachment":null,"posted":1716709039},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806946,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806801
You can't trick me that's just his stand","attachment":null,"posted":1716725498},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4806955,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716726969808000.jpg","filename":"1000008391.jpg"},"posted":1716726969},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4807027,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806800
I can't I have 2 cats to take care of","attachment":null,"posted":1716736508},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4807038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806955
Vile beast","attachment":null,"posted":1716738510},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4807039,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806866
bring to medical professional. yes theres hope","attachment":null,"posted":1716738637},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4807302,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716761907450489.jpg","filename":"IMG_3055.jpg"},"posted":1716761907},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4807693,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>>/mu/122094515","attachment":null,"posted":1716777490},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4807700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806946
Based
>>4806866
Just do as >>4807039 says
>>4807038
Wrong","attachment":null,"posted":1716777972},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4807983,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4807039
>>4807700
I haven't given up on her yet. She's still eating well, drinking from a bottle, and pushing herself around on her back legs. I still can't figure out if her legs are broken or she's paralyzed.
Her mother came in and picked her up, took her to the pasture, and plopped her down out there, after two hours of searching I heard her meowing and brought her back. I'm glad I was able to find her.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716812850211613.jpg","filename":"20240527_072024.jpg"},"posted":1716812850},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4808151,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4807983
could also be a neurological thing. either way if it's eating that's a good sign.","attachment":null,"posted":1716836069},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4808163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805856
a new place is always more terrifying to a cat than a new person. they will pick a "safe room" and it might take months for them to explore the rest of the house. every cat is different, but I took in a borderline feral that still spends 99% of it's time in a single bedroom 2 years later. if it gets spooked by anything it goes back to that room.","attachment":null,"posted":1716836630},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4808170,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"New thread
>>4808169
>>4808169
>>4808169
>>4808169","attachment":null,"posted":1716837431},{"board":"an","thread":4795965,"pid":4808252,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806350
>>4806751
>>4806751
looks like kitty has some slightly inflamed tonsils. will give prednisone for 2 weeks and see from there","attachment":null,"posted":1716845630}]}
{"title":"is it nasty if i let my cat eat with me and sleep in my bed?","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795578,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">be me
>moved out during winter to a big empty house
>hard to cope with the loneliness of my new house
>go to the animal shelter
>approach the kitten Cage
>4 adorable white kittens with black spots
>i stick my finger trough the Cage
>3 kittens run away in the corners of the Cage except one
>bro starts purring and licks my finger
>i take him home
>his name is felix
>he is the most loveable cat that i ever saw
>he sleeps on my chest, under the blanket
>he get's sad whenever i leave for work
>he get's zoomies whenever i come home
>he is stuck to me morning to evening and purrs 24/7
>when i eat Something (soup or a sandwich for example) i give him a few bites or spoons
> some people Say that this is nasty, but idk","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715588696157306.jpg","filename":"1704523828857.jpg"},"posted":1715588696},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795581,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795578
… you have a pet that clearly loves/is bonded to you and that you take great comfort from. How is that nasty? It sounds to me like you’re both lucky to have found each other. Plus if pic related is Felix? That’s a very cute cat.","attachment":null,"posted":1715590135},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795584,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795581
thanks bro! yes, he îs picrel and i love him and he made my life better. i just wanted to show why i Don't find it nasty to share my bed and food with him. i basically raised him. but some people find it weird that i let him in the house, let Alone in my bed or to eat my food. maybe that's taboo only in România (where i live)","attachment":null,"posted":1715590964},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795606,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"tldr yes its nasty to have a cat","attachment":null,"posted":1715596288},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795609,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795578
>is it nasty if i let my cat eat with me and sleep in my bed?
Yes. Sharing a bed with an animal is not hygienic and you run the risk of crushing or asphyxiating them in your sleep. Also feeding them your own food is giving into begging behaviour and most food you will be eating anyway wont be appropriate for you cat (you better be cleaning that damn spoon too). This is stuff that is applicable to just about every other animal and not just cats.
>>4795581
Anons like this give shit advice and only platitudes because it is clear that Felix is not just bonded to you but also suffers with seperation anxiety with the rough behaviours that you have described.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715597059522395.png","filename":"1708975875679381.png"},"posted":1715597059},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795615,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795609
separation anxiety? it can't be my fault, right? i play with him a loot during the day. he behaved that way since day 1. how can i treat it?","attachment":null,"posted":1715597697},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795618,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795609
Also i did my research and i Don t feed him toxic stuff","attachment":null,"posted":1715597850},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795679,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795615
Yes and no. Seperation anxiety is a common issue with rescue cats so you have not nessasarily given it to him. But seperation anxiety can be lessened and aggravated depending on how a cat with it has been treated. If he becomes distressed when you are gone and excited when you come back from work this is an indicator thst he struggles with you being absent and that you need to get him used to you not always being there. Of course you know you are always going to come back from work, but Felix doesn't know that. To him it could be the last time he sees you go out that door. Because you were unaware of Felix potentially having seperation anxiety it you are not entirely to blame, but there things that you can do to lessen his seperation anxiety and potentially stop it completely. There a lot of guides online that you can read though that detail different methods to help Felix overcome it, but the first thing that comes to mind is getting him used to you being absent for certain periods of time. Things like leaving the house for 5 minutes, then coming back and making a fuss of him and do that on and off for a few days until you can notice he is alright and used to you being gone. Then you can increase thst time from 5 minutes to something like 10 minutes and keep going from there. Its not a simple process but it is one of the ones you can do to combat his anxiety. Another is reducing the amount of time you share a bed with him. Hygiene aside you sharing a bed with him for potentially 6-8 hours reinforces his drive to be with you at all times. If you can some how reduce that amount of time or stop it entirely you will be able to combat his seperation anxiety from another angle.
But I highly recommend you to do your own research instead of consulting /an/ of all places. This is not exactly a board of healthy pet owners and the few passionate enough to care are likely on a watch list for REALLY liking their pets.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715606493235114.gif","filename":"1711273260725840.gif"},"posted":1715606493},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795683,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795679
>>4795618
In addition this is a good sign that you are willing to put in the work to meet Felix's needs if you have already done some research to make sure he is healthy already.","attachment":null,"posted":1715606654},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795689,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795609
>Sharing a bed with an animal is not hygienic
dogbros…","attachment":null,"posted":1715607025},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795691,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795578
A lot of people share beds with their pets, as long as he’s not small enough that you can accidentally kill him it’s cool, but sharing food with him and letting him eat stuff is not good, remember they kick the entire bodies to keep themselves clean and what not","attachment":null,"posted":1715607216},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795702,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795679
thanks You a loot! i will def try this + do some further research. i don't want him to be distressed.","attachment":null,"posted":1715608252},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795716,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795578
Depends
Do you have a litterbox?
But no what you described is good for immune system","attachment":null,"posted":1715609735},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795578
Cute kitty kitty","attachment":null,"posted":1715609873},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795721,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795609
>sharing a bed with an animal is nasty
No
Stop trying to brainwash op
Ur the same mf to say
"Do NOT let ur cat outside"
Lmao
>>4795702
Dont give into his brainwashing","attachment":null,"posted":1715610043},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795722,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795718","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715610096825455.jpg","filename":"1685051839141.jpg"},"posted":1715610096},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795723,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795716
yes. i got Him a litterbox","attachment":null,"posted":1715610164},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795729,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795721
Cats can be left out in certain conditions, but it shouldn't be the go to for lazy fucks who can't afford to commit spending time with their cats.","attachment":null,"posted":1715610674},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795733,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795581
Fpbp. Nothing to worry about OP, you're doing just fine. Enjoy life.","attachment":null,"posted":1715611092},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795734,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795723
>he fell for the litterbox meme
>>4795729
No i mean a catdoor
You can go outside with your cat
Works best with a backyard
Cats have huge terretories that stretch 7*7km for unneutered females, 5*5 for neutered females, 20*20km for unneutered males and 10*10 for neutered males
They need to go outside
However they will still often be indoors","attachment":null,"posted":1715611141},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795740,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795734
>muh heckin furbaby must roam his 2 brain cells need it
Keep your kitbull mutt on a leash catfucker","attachment":null,"posted":1715611670},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795741,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795734
If a cat has been climatized at a young age to be kept exclusively in indoor environments they will not like being left out and will seldom stray away further than your backyard. It is why you will always hear people say "he is an indoor cat" or "she is an outdoor cat". Wether or not having a cat climatized exclusively for indoor conditions is ethical is a different thing entirely but it is a factor for a great deal of the feline population. I also disagree with the topic of catdoors as it allows for other cats to tresspass into your home and violate your cat's own personal boundary of safety. I have seen it happen first hand plenty of times before with neighbours and it fucks up their cat when they can smell or see another cat they are rivals with stroll in and eat their food or drink their water. Cats should not be treated like dogs and having flaps is one of those things that have been carried over with zero thought put into it other than "they are both domestic pets is should work for both cases".","attachment":null,"posted":1715611820},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795745,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795741
Ethics isnt a question. These mutants have half the cortical brain cells of a chihuahua. They dont know the difference between indoor cat and outdoor cat, they only want what they are used to.","attachment":null,"posted":1715612090},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795757,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795581
>>4795733
cat shit schizo brains","attachment":null,"posted":1715614679},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795766,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795740
Mad?
>>4795741
False
Let it outside
Stop forcing it to shit in the box","attachment":null,"posted":1715615470},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795768,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795766
>False
Nice cop out response. Dint even bring up litter boxes. You are the reason why people think catfags are schizoid","attachment":null,"posted":1715615580},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795845,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795578
I see zero issues other than if youre feeding Felix with the same utensils youre also eating with. Thats kinda gross. Other than that it sounds like youve got an awesome cat bestfriend. Im jealous.","attachment":null,"posted":1715621152},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795977,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795768
Yes but indoor cats use a litterbox
Outdoor cats dont","attachment":null,"posted":1715633123},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795992,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795734
>Cats have huge terretories that stretch 7*7km for unneutered females, 5*5 for neutered females, 20*20km for unneutered males and 10*10 for neutered males
Source?
>>4795741
> If a cat has been climatized at a young age to be kept exclusively in indoor environments they will not like being left out and will seldom stray away further than your backyard.
How long? I kept my kittens inside for some 8~ months and they got pretty used to the outdoors and still actively want to get out, they do always want to come back inside for long periods and normally at night as well, most of their range is around my yard too","attachment":null,"posted":1715633795},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4795995,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795740
>so mindbroken by an insult he starts using it with the words switched around
pottery","attachment":null,"posted":1715633856},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4796195,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795584
>romanians systemically keep outdoor cats so hard there's social stigma towards even letting one in the house
lel no wonder nobody has ever heard of a small animal native to romania, cats murdered them all","attachment":null,"posted":1715650301},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4796230,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795992
>source?
The netflix cat docu","attachment":null,"posted":1715655605},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4796868,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795578
It sounds like you need a girlfriend and a baby and instead are lonely and using an animal as a surrogate for the lack of human connection and love in your home
(Cats are cute but they are not a replacement)","attachment":null,"posted":1715720701},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4796875,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795578
haven't scrolled down yet but I can tell this is going to be a good and respectful thread","attachment":null,"posted":1715721103},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797398,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795578
You should not
>Allow your pet to be on eating surfaces (tables, kitchen counters, ovens, etc)
>Feed your pet with utensils that you are actively using or will use in the near future
>Allow your pet to eat from the same plate that you are eating from
>Let your pet touch food or water of any kind that you plan on consuming
It doesn't matter if the animal is like a brother to you, it is still an animal with bacteria and germs.
>inb4 but humans are animals
Yeah and filthy ones at that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715797920},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797409,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797398
>oh no, germs, bad, scary!
>*dies from peanut allergy*
Lmfao, cleanroom freaks
>be me
>eat and bathe in mud as a child
>never wash hands
>play in chicken coop
>sleep in bed with 3 dogs
>once played in a litterbox like a sandbox
>let dogs lick my hands and plate while eating
>fed them with the forks/spoons i was using
>grow up to be essentially immune to covid 19
>have 0 allergies
>never get sick period
>above average testosterone levels - for 1950
>never had to work out or bulk up to be able to lift and carry 100% of my own bodyweight 100 yards without breaking a sweat
I am a god. You are a degenerate freak, the equivalent of a man without muscles but your immune system is a muscle that can never grow after a certain point, just like your equally crippled, understimulated brain that will never learn a second language or develop musical or artistic skills
Protip: If you still have an appendix you probably won't for long.
Also enjoy dying from the japanese cold lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1715798584},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797413,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795609
>crushing or asphyxiating them in your sleep
how fat are you anon? don't take advice from a fatass about anything, it doesn't apply to us","attachment":null,"posted":1715798639},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797426,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797413
>rolling ontop of an animal in your sleep and killing it only happens when your fat anon!!!1!!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715799217644785.gif","filename":"1711501563252455.gif"},"posted":1715799217},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797430,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797426
A cat or dog could easily escape and wouldn't be crushed if you weren't fat. What seems obvious to a fatass is completely abstract to everyone else.","attachment":null,"posted":1715799480},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797431,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797426
correct, fatty
>>4797409
Based and true, fellow ubermensch
Imagine givint a shit about germs lmao only a few of them are even dangerous and most of them are either really obvious diseases of wild animals like rabies and distemper (causes MS :() or carried by humans","attachment":null,"posted":1715799484},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797434,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797413
>>4797430
No one brought up dogs. You two being so desperate to sleep with an animal that your instinct for someone to tell you not to be a filthy autist is:
>YOU MUST BE A FATASS!
Only screams projection and self consciousness of your own life choices. Don't sleep with cats you retards.
>captcha: XTARD","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715799772777760.jpg","filename":"1715098807328378.jpg"},"posted":1715799772},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797437,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797431
>Imagine givint a shit about germs lmao only a few of them are even dangerous
Tell that to people in 1938-1944. Never trust germs.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715799991831951.jpg","filename":"1712502413862093.jpg"},"posted":1715799991},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797449,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797437
The only thing germs did wrong was get involved with england, france, and russia. If they left their pride at home and stuck to their own problems they would have been fine and we’d all be better off.","attachment":null,"posted":1715800487},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797452,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797409
>*dies from peanut allergy*
>Lmfao, cleanroom freaks
I don't give a single fuck about allergies.
There is a basic level of hygiene that every human on earth should uphold to be considered sentient and capable of making rational decisions. Having pets unintentionally smearing shit and piss all over your food is not a part of it.
>all that greentext babble
You are a nigger for not understanding that genetics play a huge fucking role in what you are susceptible to.
I also didn't catch a lick of covid despite living with family members that were constantly exposed to it, but I don't attribute it to sliding down a fucking rocky hill in my bike when I was 7 or constantly getting bitten by wild animals living in the hills.
You are not fucking special or above average, you are just a deluded faggot that has a skewed view of the world because you never leave your fucking room.
>never learn a second language
Makes me wonder how I'm communicating with you. Maybe I'm suffering from brain damage.
>artistic
I already draw though, been drawing for a while.
>>4797449
Are you unaware that Soviet Russia already had plans to expand and most likely threaten German sovereignty before the start of WWII?
That and a huge fucking part of the German pride back in the day was based around taking back the land lost during WWI and reuniting Germans under the reich.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715800949410653.png","filename":"1694544633159539.png"},"posted":1715800949},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797449
>>4797452
Germs occupy the same societal historical niche as the 12 tribes. I don't care what their justifications are for empire building are.","attachment":null,"posted":1715802223},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797473,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797434
Lose weight fatty
>>4797452
>nooo othe heckin germ sapient rational sentient nigger nigger durrrrrrr *tips fedora*
Germs are good for you. Did you know, the single most reliable predictor of appendicitis is hot running water? Every single component of the immune system attacks itself or another organ if it's not kept under constant stress. The immune system is not the bouncer of the mammalian body. It is a psychotic mass killer that is prone to getting bored.
The men in my family never need appendectomies - except for one, who was a notorious germophobe and lived in an apartment without any padded furniture because it was too hard for him to clean and wouldn't visit others because he was afraid of getting sick.
The human body REQUIRES a constant bacterial/parasitic load to function at its peak. We are at our best if this load is very mild, ie: like you get from constant close contact with pets, and too much or none both result in worse health. In fact if you literally just go outside and dont constantly wash your hands because you touched a tree or a rock you should be fine, but pets "and their LITERAL SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LTIERAL SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (thats my (you) impression) are one of the best ways to keep our cellular mass shooters productive.
Anyways, why are europeans so mentally ill? That rambling
>There is a basic level of hygiene that every human on earth should uphold to be considered sentient and capable of making rational decisions. Having pets unintentionally smearing shit and piss all over your food is not a part of it.
was peak cringe. No wonder a historical part of american culture was seeing literally all europeans as delusional snobbish faggots.","attachment":null,"posted":1715802932},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797481,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797473
>american
opinion invalidated","attachment":null,"posted":1715803434},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797503,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797473
Based germ fact:
The evolutionary endpoint of any germ that can live in/on you is harmless symbiosis or commensalism. Even AIDS is getting less and less deadly. But - treatment can halt or revert this evolutionary trend, as can replacement as in canine rabies (no pressure to be less deadly because humans provide it with fresh hosts - a less deadly variant would never outcompete the original)","attachment":null,"posted":1715804979},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797583,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797503
>Generalising the wide term of germs
>Even AIDS is getting less and less deadly.
>treatment can halt or revert this evolutionary trend
And this is why nobody takes americans seriously.","attachment":null,"posted":1715810210},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797595,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797583
AIDS is literally evolving into less deadly strains
Germs are good. Germs are our friends. I love germs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715811615},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797600,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797409
I did all of that as a kid and I'm still allergic to pretty much everything and I faint when I stand up too quickly","attachment":null,"posted":1715812223},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797601,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797600
check your inbreeding coefficient","attachment":null,"posted":1715812445},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797602,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797601
I'm mixed race can you attribute it to that instead?","attachment":null,"posted":1715812858},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797626,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795578 (OP) >>4795584 >>4795722 >>4795618
bless your heart OP your cat and you are so sweet. I know its very common in România for cats to be more solitary and stay outdoors but I've always had indoor cats that sleep in bed with me and such, i don't find it weird or gross at all. you seem like a great pet owner. tell Felix i said hi and give him a pet for me if you would :)!!
>>4795733 >>4795581
but agreed, fpbp","attachment":null,"posted":1715815415},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797765,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797449
Silly oversimplification. There were multiple factors effectively forcing their hand into a mult-front war
>>4797452
> Are you unaware that Soviet Russia already had plans to expand and most likely threaten German sovereignty before the start of WWII?
They didn’t just have plans to do that, they DID attempt to do just that by trying to steamroll Poland first just 20 years earlier, thankfully Poland was lead by a high test leader in Pilzudski and cockslapped them in a clutch victory that had Hitler go so far as to call him the ‘savior of Europe’, never mind that the USSR and the Third Reich had diametrically opposed goals","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715825037594914.jpg","filename":"IMG_0580.jpg"},"posted":1715825037},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797793,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797409
Holy based
I kneel
>>4797473
i have ocd
Its over for me isnt it?","attachment":null,"posted":1715827495},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797798,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797449
the world wars were just one war interrupted. England and russia decided they couldn't allow a central european power block to exist which could rival them. They succeeded in destroying austria hungary but couldn't kill germany until the second war. It doesn't matter that in the first war russia was czarist and in the second soviet. The soviets inherited the geopolitical situation of the empire and had the same needs. everything else is just stories we tell ourselves to make it seem more romantic. Archduke ferdinand had nothing to do with the first war. The wars happened because in 1860s germany unified into a powerful empire that england and russia needed to destroy. thats all their is to it. Germany was united for less than a century before the other powers divided it again. Napoleon was the same thing.","attachment":null,"posted":1715828225},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4797932,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795609
>and you run the risk of crushing or asphyxiating them in your sleep
only fat people think like this. my cat would routinely sleep on the pillow next to me. in fact it was her favorite napping spot. the food thing I'm 50/50 on. a piece of chicken every now and again won't hurt but people food generally isn't good for them. that said this one never liked people food aside from Taco Johns, oddly enough. this little shit LOVED sour cream and oles. although she'd never eat them, just lick the flavoring off (and run off with the container of sour cream if she thought I was done with it).
>inb4 cat on counter
we never used it for food and she knew not to go on the one directly behind me in the pic. she was surprisingly intelligent for a cat. only had to say no a few times and she'd get the message.
RIP best cat I ever had.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715846318844368.jpg","filename":"IMG_20220716_002929.jpg"},"posted":1715846318},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4798068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797932
What is up with your cat?","attachment":null,"posted":1715872110},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4798090,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797409
>proud of playing in cat litter
sanest toxobrain","attachment":null,"posted":1715874602},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4798234,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798068
feline leukemia or bone marrow cancer. vet couldn't tell which. she was also like 16 and a few generations inbred. she died a few days ago.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715887327009943.jpg","filename":"IMG_20220820_192112.jpg"},"posted":1715887327},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4800062,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797409
Finding cat shit in play sand planted the the cat hate seed in my brain","attachment":null,"posted":1716075758},{"board":"an","thread":4795578,"pid":4800193,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798234
Sorry man. I’m sure she was a great cat","attachment":null,"posted":1716089519}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i dont understand why they are so dangerous? just choke it. poke its eyes etc","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715653542718320.jpg","filename":"Ours_brun_parcanimalierpyrenees_1.jpg"},"posted":1715653542},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796212,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796207
>poke its eyes etc
I wonder this a lot actually
not just about animals but people being attacked in general. why not always go for the attacker's eyes? it seems like a good strategy that you never really see","attachment":null,"posted":1715654486},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796250,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796212
They do, it's very common advice actually. Clawing out the eyes of an attacker is basically your go to for all situations first thing to do. Of course with bears or mountain lions there's also the stick your arm down their throat trick which works wonders, but if you can't do that, best bet is definitely the eyes. If you can't ward them off then at least they're going down with you, a blind hunter is corpse waiting to fall over.","attachment":null,"posted":1715656755},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796252,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796250
>stick your arm down their throat trick which works wonders
this is the singular dumbest thing I've ever read.","attachment":null,"posted":1715656889},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796254,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796252
kek i thought the text said "put a stick down their throat"","attachment":null,"posted":1715657004},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796256,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796252
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/06/hunter-shoves-arm-down-grizzly-bears-throat-to-stave-off-attack
Read it and weep faggot","attachment":null,"posted":1715657156},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796261,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796254
Although yeah a stick would obviously be better, but we're assuming you're in a situation where it's do or die and you're on the ground about to get mauled. It's better to lose an arm than to lose your life.
https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/carl-akeley-leopard-1896/","attachment":null,"posted":1715657715},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796262,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796261
>inb4 im retarded enough to use my dominant hand","attachment":null,"posted":1715657848},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796267,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796252
Another one just to show you how stupid you are.
>>4796262
Don't sweat it, you'll be fine as long as you're still able to phone the police while violently shaking, using your non dominant hand, and about to pass out from blood loss and shock.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715658275518737.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240513_234144_Chrome.jpg"},"posted":1715658275},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796306,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796207
>just choke it
I imagine it’s going to be hard to keep your arm wrapped around an animal that strong","attachment":null,"posted":1715666195},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796307,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796250
>>4796261
>>4796267
So if you have a knife you could feasibly kill a large predator? A stab in both eyes then maybe a few in the neck? I imagine if they’re really hungry/big enough it would take a while for them to succumb to their injuries so you’re probably dead too","attachment":null,"posted":1715666436},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796323,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796252
Nah it works. Africans do it when lions attack them and have for generations","attachment":null,"posted":1715669322},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796324,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You know what actually baffles me? for thousands of years we kept bears off with torches and spears, yet somehow nobody bothers to bring these items with them camping and whatnot","attachment":null,"posted":1715669425},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4796346,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">noodle armed zoomer that would like an armwrestling match with his mom thinks he can choke out a bear","attachment":null,"posted":1715671358},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4798233,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796324
Yeah because bearspray works better than bringing 5 other people and spears.","attachment":null,"posted":1715887308},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4798270,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796307
I mean technically I guess. But you'd need a very fast reaction time, strength, and nerves of steel to actually be able to pull something like that off. Most predators back off if you stare at them and look big, and for those that don't you can play dead. I don't think fighting back against a grizzly bear will ever be a smart play unless you're literally about to die.","attachment":null,"posted":1715890861},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4798278,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796307
If you have a good knife skip the eyes and go for the throat. Metal is overpowered.","attachment":null,"posted":1715891416},{"board":"an","thread":4796207,"pid":4798318,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798278
my thoughts too
even if it doesn’t die in time it’ll definitely still die","attachment":null,"posted":1715893954}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4795832,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How the fuck are Humans are the most intelligent life form and not Octupus? Like look at both and tell me who's more likely to be the intelligent type? Th one animal that's literally just a giant brain with limbs attached to them or a shaved chimpanzee?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715619981056652.jpg","filename":"images.jpg"},"posted":1715619981},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4795837,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795832
Is it 8+1 or is it 1+8?","attachment":null,"posted":1715620480},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4795851,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795832
octopus' lives are too short, but most importantly, they dont pass information along to their offspring. Most of our intelligence comes from our long upbringing period in which we are constantly learning from our parents/family. In fact we never stop learning, it just slows down considerably when we're old","attachment":null,"posted":1715622050},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4795983,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795832
They’re just not there. Pretty sure Cetaceans have them beat too","attachment":null,"posted":1715633443},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4795993,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795832
Figure out how to keep them alive after one mating season, I believe in you anon","attachment":null,"posted":1715633820},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4796779,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795832
Fire warm make me less brrrrrrr","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715713780023933.jpg","filename":"image_5980_1-Philippine-Hominins_1.jpg"},"posted":1715713780},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4798181,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795993
Larger Pacific Striped Octopus already do. They're even social. Sadly, still only live ~2 years.","attachment":null,"posted":1715883656},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4798224,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795832
Well their brains are kinda small, that's just where their organs go","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715887182604443.jpg","filename":"1715887097189.jpg"},"posted":1715887182},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4798284,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795832
Humans are pretty stupid actually. Octopi aren't the ones destroying their habitats and wiping out species","attachment":null,"posted":1715891688},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4798300,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798284
they would if they had our cognitive ability, just how elephants learned to extract fun from uprooting trees en masse","attachment":null,"posted":1715892590},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4798335,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798284
Like other guy said; they would if they could","attachment":null,"posted":1715895511},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4798398,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795832
one is made in the image of God and one is just a dumb animal","attachment":null,"posted":1715899901},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4798403,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798398
I too believe god has tentacles","attachment":null,"posted":1715900388},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4798623,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798403
this is getting weird…","attachment":null,"posted":1715925990},{"board":"an","thread":4795832,"pid":4798643,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795832
They may be smarter, but they're not social. They can't develop culture. They can't pass knowledge.","attachment":null,"posted":1715929287}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796218,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Basically every single vertebrate animal on earth has the same embryonic development stage.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715654928738861.jpg","filename":"file.jpg"},"posted":1715654928},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796220,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796218
Thanks for telling us that you just attended sixth grade biology class, Timmy.","attachment":null,"posted":1715655056},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796224,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796220
my name is not timmy and if you don't find this interesting I'm not sure why you are on this board","attachment":null,"posted":1715655102},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796226,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796218
Now look at a lancelet","attachment":null,"posted":1715655268},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796235,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"We were obviously written by some extraterrestrial and superior entities that used the same base model to build our ecosystem.
Using human context we could call it God yes. But it's not religious at all.","attachment":null,"posted":1715655856},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796226
what's your point
yea it looks exactly like the little embryo guy","attachment":null,"posted":1715655898},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796294,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Did any scientists ever own up to the fact that that chart is fake? Between ultrasound and being able to grow a chicken in a suspended glass, it's clear to see that nobody looks like larval stage Cell when they're conceived.","attachment":null,"posted":1715663649},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796295,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796294
So what do we look like?","attachment":null,"posted":1715664323},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796302,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"it's sad that this image is still circulating everywhere... my boi simply glossed over the fact that the embryogenesis of all of those vertebrates is completely different. also, if you look at actual embryos of those animals, they never actually look like that either. Guy just... embellished... it for clout and a better story","attachment":null,"posted":1715665769},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796303,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796294
>>4796302
last time I posted this thread nobody mentioned this. is it actually fake?","attachment":null,"posted":1715665801},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796235
what a cope","attachment":null,"posted":1715705427},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796575,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796294
>>4796303
Yes it is","attachment":null,"posted":1715705489},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4796576,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796236
Now realize jaws are just articulated gills
Ears are gills
Your thyroid gland is gills","attachment":null,"posted":1715705554},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4798005,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796224
It'd be interesting if I didn't learn it in sixth grade biology","attachment":null,"posted":1715860911},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4798011,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796575
Source?","attachment":null,"posted":1715862034},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4798051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796302
It's a simplified diagram for teaching but you're a midwit who is smart enough to question information, but not smart enough to realize it's good material you should lean from. Recapitulation theory itself if bunk, but the pattern Haeckel noticied remains and the diagram is not totally made up. So why does the pattern exist? 8th grade biology students are handed the answer, but an educated adult should be able to reason it out of first principles.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715870285231250.jpg","filename":"1139590175_f033109a49_z-2222584427.jpg"},"posted":1715870285},{"board":"an","thread":4796218,"pid":4798055,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796235
You're a fucking fag dude.","attachment":null,"posted":1715870895}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796105,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are bloodhounds good police dogs?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715641393590638.jpg","filename":"bloodhoundpoliceofficers.jpg"},"posted":1715641393},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796112,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796105
No
Malinois are far better at scentwork and just everything in general, even as fucking therapy dogs. Bloodhounds are used for a friendlier, less military public image.","attachment":null,"posted":1715642056},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796127,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796105
Every time I see these things I think of that one wimpy cartoon dog and get the urge to punch whoever owns them so no","attachment":null,"posted":1715643028},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796112
>fucking therapy dogs
Must be canadian police","attachment":null,"posted":1715645603},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796202,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796105
On the right scent? They’re unshakable. Getting them on the right one is the hard part. When it comes to trailing there are hot nosed dogs and cold nosed dogs. Hot noses (herders, bird dogs, curs, etc) are more popular among police because they’re usually only following a scent that’s at most half an hour old but won’t usually pick up on old trails. Bloodhounds are the opposite end of the spectrum. They’ll follow something days old but sometimes that gets them in trouble chasing the same target from the wrong time period.
>Mal on scent
>Follows tweaker from the gas station he robbed to where he’s hiding in the bushes
>Bites tweaker
>Bloodhound on trail
>Follows tweaker scent to where it overlaps with his daily commute to panhandle the intersection
>Then back to his homeless camp
>Then back to the dumpster he smokes meth behind
>Then back to the gas station he robbed
>Then to the bushes
>Licks tweakers face
Bloodhounds aren’t used much for hunting for this reason. Even hog hounds which arent quite as cold nosed will be paired with a hotter nosed cur to speed them along.","attachment":null,"posted":1715652192},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796221,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796202
Essentially they are retarded and lack the basic reasoning skills required to discern and focus on a fresher scent
The “hot nosed” dogs are all intelligent breeds regardless of obedience (when tested for general intelligence rather than obedience, malinois outdo border collies)","attachment":null,"posted":1715655069},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796357,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796112
Bloodhounds are better for leashed trailing, they're probably the best breed in the world at it, Shepherds like Malnois are better at open air scenting. Basically different breeds different strengths","attachment":null,"posted":1715674472},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796440,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796357
Malinois can do leashed trailing better too bloodhounds are just not very good dogs. The deformities are pointless and they’re low IQ.","attachment":null,"posted":1715694527},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796440
A mal can't follow a days old blood trail. Otherwise mals would be used to follow days old blood trails.","attachment":null,"posted":1715694707},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796451,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796441
they can and they are
hounds are a PR stunt. mals are actual working dogs. the entire hound group is pointless. none of them are working dogs - they are hobby dogs. a golden retriever trained as a guide dog is a more legitimate employee.","attachment":null,"posted":1715697459},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796472,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796105
We have had this exact post before with that exact image. OP is fake and gay trying to farm (you)s.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715699820472925.jpg","filename":"1708962322937426.jpg"},"posted":1715699820},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796590,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796451
They can’t and they don’t. Even in staged trials Mals underperform in scent work.
>Three boxes
>Decoy in one
>Mals sniff all three boxes repeatedly before guessing which one the decoy is in
In most “scent” portions they’re just relying on memory from this drill in training and guessing if they can’t figure it out or just smelling the decoy without any ground scenting. They literally have a 1/3 chance of advancing no matter which box they indicate. There is flat out no testing for cold trailing whatsoever due to the time constraints required for it and general lack of need.
Bloodhounds are specialized sniffers. A mal is an elite interdiction dog and that is simply prized dramatically over the other in modern police work where you’re almost never chasing a convict into the swamps or untamed wild which is why the use of hounds has predominantly switched to trailing missing children and senile elderly instead of criminals. It also helps they won’t maul a freezing toddler that wandered off. There are still parts of the country that cold trailing is useful for actual police work though. There’s a guy down in Oklahoma that uses coonhounds and horses. He’s got some great stories like when his dogs bayed his shitbag cousin up in a stock pond and he just played dead when they told him to swim to shore.","attachment":null,"posted":1715706593},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796596,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796451
>they can and they are
All images you find of mals following trails are very short and very recent trails. Mals are good at short scentwork, as is every other dog breed, like sniffing drugs or guns or something. Insisting that mals can do what hounds can do because you prefer mals is asinine and retarded. Hounds can follow days old trails. Mals can't. Cope harder.","attachment":null,"posted":1715706868},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796637,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796105
just realized those two are Asian
is that lunch","attachment":null,"posted":1715708264},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4796641,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796472
There’s been a few repeat threads lately. Could just be a bot.","attachment":null,"posted":1715708324},{"board":"an","thread":4796105,"pid":4797668,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796105
Their certainley the handsomest.","attachment":null,"posted":1715817663}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4795960,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This is apparently what basal insects looked like. Bunch of myriopod looking things.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715631736125169.jpg","filename":"images (32).jpg"},"posted":1715631736},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4795961,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This is apparently what the common ancestors of molluscs looked like. Snail stuff.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715631797578892.png","filename":"Archimollusc-en.svg.png"},"posted":1715631797},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4795962,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Two theories of bilaterians. Post interesting basal animals.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715631891376403.png","filename":"Urbilateria_horizontal_english.tif.png"},"posted":1715631891},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4796038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795960
Yes? And?","attachment":null,"posted":1715636478},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4796075,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I think I can believe it","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715639307907319.jpg","filename":"original.jpg"},"posted":1715639307},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4796137,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796038
I just want people to post basal versions of modern animals.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715643994740978.jpg","filename":"Plesiadapis_NT.jpg"},"posted":1715643994},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4796935,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795962
Which is more Lively?","attachment":null,"posted":1715729465},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4798204,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796935
Assuming Xenacoelomorpha is at the base of Bilateria, then the "Planuloid" hypothesis is probably more correct. But when people think of Bilateria they are often thinking about just Nephrozoans. The last common ancestor of Nephrozoa may have been more complex.","attachment":null,"posted":1715884979},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4799058,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798204
errm, english please?","attachment":null,"posted":1715975688},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4799093,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798204
A small quibble with this, it turns out xenocoelmorpha have all the genes except one for forming an anus, so it seems their blind gut is a derived rather than ancestral trait. So it seems the urbilaterian at least had a through gut.","attachment":null,"posted":1715977910},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4799097,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795960
I mean, remipedians are the closest living relatives of insects so it checks out. The first terrestrial ancestors of insects were probably myriapod-like crustaceans that later became extinct. I wonder how many groups of arthropods evolved terrestriality only to become extinct and leave no trace of their existence.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715978861896664.jpg","filename":"Fig1.jpg"},"posted":1715978861},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4799149,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4795960
Checks out.
Lobopodians are the ancestors to every arthropod alive today. The closest modern relative to lobopodians or the animal which has retained the most basal features are velvet worms.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715981843374706.png","filename":"20210000_Lobopodia_lobopodians_lobopods.png"},"posted":1715981843},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4799255,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799058
I don't know if I can put it in simple terms, but this cladogram helps explain what I mean. Xenocoelomorpha is the first group to split off from the rest of Bilateria. Given that the closest groups to Bilateria, such as Cnidaria (jellyfish, sea anemones, corals) also lack the traits in the "Complex" Urbilateria hypothesis their absence in Xenocoelomorpha is likely an indicator of what the first bilaterian was like. However, it is possible that some traits may have been lost in Xenocoelomorpha (>>4799093 refers to evidence that the ancestors of Xenocoelomorpha had a through gut) and that the first bilaterian may have been more complex.
This all assumes that this cladogram is correct though. There is a competing hypothesis that Xenocoelomorpha is a branch within Deuterostomia in which case the lack of complex traits in Xenocoelomorpha cannot be taken as evidence for the "Planuloid" Urbilateria hypothesis.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987736513066.png","filename":"Bilateria.png"},"posted":1715987736},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4799796,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799255
Damn, I half-joked and you actually went out of your way to explain it, thank you it was an interesting read!","attachment":null,"posted":1716047761},{"board":"an","thread":4795960,"pid":4799811,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796137
Thank you, I've never seen this ancestor of mine.","attachment":null,"posted":1716049349}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4796427,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Coyotes fuck dogs, wolves fuck coyotes","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715692440224106.png","filename":"800px-The_Clever_Coyote_28195129_Coyote_dog_mating.png"},"posted":1715692440},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4796428,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796427
I wish that were me.","attachment":null,"posted":1715692602},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4796447,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"sissy coyotes are getting wolfed into coywolves","attachment":null,"posted":1715696148},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4796448,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796447
sissy dogs are getting 'yoted into coydogs","attachment":null,"posted":1715696283},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4796450,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796427
>>4796448
>The dog in the photo is male, the coyote is a chained female
Sissy yotes getting DOGGED.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715697398806274.jpg","filename":"coydog forced to peacefully observe hegheg.jpg"},"posted":1715697398},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4796509,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"If you use the word yote you get the rope","attachment":null,"posted":1715702351},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4796519,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"gas all furries","attachment":null,"posted":1715702928},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4796535,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796519
based","attachment":null,"posted":1715703988},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4796682,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796450
>file name
Lol
>>4796509
Why? Is this some meme I’m missing?","attachment":null,"posted":1715710120},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4796898,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796682
>Why? Is this some meme I’m missing?
furry code word, same as yeen","attachment":null,"posted":1715723869},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4796915,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796427
Thats a coyote being fucked by a dog. Coyotes get fucked by dogs and they get fucked by wolves. They are at and are the literal bottom of the canid world.","attachment":null,"posted":1715726465},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4797347,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796915
>and finally, the coyote--
>*pop*
>--fucks you in the behind.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715794821949587.jpg","filename":"crop.jpg"},"posted":1715794821},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4797372,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796915
dogs have oversized genitals from domestication, the slutyote loved every second","attachment":null,"posted":1715796513},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4797632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796915
Yeah they’re massive fucking bitches but still successful reproductive wise","attachment":null,"posted":1715815786},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4797633,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796898
of course it is lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1715815847},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4797745,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797372
Is this true? I figured wolves would have bigger genitals.","attachment":null,"posted":1715823526},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4797916,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797745
No thats just because you have seen too many images off of e621. Wolves are not that well endowed, especially if you make them the same size as a the average dog then the proportions are obvious. Domestication trivialises reproduction and does not prioritise function or fitness and as a result you get that trend in mammals. Same goes with apes. From gorillas to chimps their genitals are fucking tiny and humans have the largest per proportion of any Hominid.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715843503333503.jpg","filename":"1715669838774930.jpg"},"posted":1715843503},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4797996,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797916
>Domestication trivialises reproduction and does not prioritise function or fitness
I don't really understand how or why this would effect genital size though? Like it's not something that is selectively bred for (I hope) so why would it change so drastically?","attachment":null,"posted":1715859337},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4798003,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797996
That's why I dont get it either. Does this effect females to?","attachment":null,"posted":1715860561},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4798177,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797996
humans emphasize quick single shot mating for their convenience which tends to exaggerate the genitals, often in nature single shot mating isn’t prioritized, depends on the environment and promiscuity of the species","attachment":null,"posted":1715883479},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4798183,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798177
>humans emphasize quick single shot mating for their convenience which tends to exaggerate the genitals,
But why anon. Please tell us penis-anon. I need to know.","attachment":null,"posted":1715883746},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4798186,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797916
>and does not prioritise function or fitness and as a result you get that trend in mammals.
Rather, the fitness is based on what the people handling them are willing to keep, which results in very different functions from wild ancestors. Hence the Borzoi, the very long snout actually gives a better sense of smell.","attachment":null,"posted":1715883967},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4798192,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798183
i already said why, humans want maximum cervix hosing in as little time as possible, so breeding animals often end up fertilitymaxxed, so cattle, donkeys, stud dogs etc end up with oversized balls/benis compared to their wild counterparts","attachment":null,"posted":1715884294},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4798209,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798177
Have you SEEN the penis-to-weight ratio of the humble honey bee? As a man I claim no responsibility for creating that horror.","attachment":null,"posted":1715885511},{"board":"an","thread":4796427,"pid":4798298,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797916
>>4797996
>>4798177
>>4798183
>>4798186
>>4798192
Lots of useful dick knowledge. Thanks guys","attachment":null,"posted":1715892560}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4796339,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"We keep hearing about animal originating viruses wrecking humans, but are there examples of human viruses attacking animals?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715670900390432.png","filename":"93b.png"},"posted":1715670900},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4796358,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796339
tigers in the Bronx zoo got infected with covid-19, before they vaccinated all the animals","attachment":null,"posted":1715674778},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4796383,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796358
I remember seeing a story about a pug getting the wuflu","attachment":null,"posted":1715682181},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4796405,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796383
>a pug getting the wuflu
that's like your average anon putting on the nightmare-vision goggles or a pigeon shitting on a 'jeet","attachment":null,"posted":1715686159},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4796408,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"what human virus lets him do this?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715686520271093.webm","filename":"1660199282769384.webm"},"posted":1715686520},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4796422,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715689834294371.jpg","filename":"image.jpg"},"posted":1715689834},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4796740,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796358
sounds unlikely","attachment":null,"posted":1715711985},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4797115,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I sneeze on bees","attachment":null,"posted":1715758364},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4797117,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Some dogs caught monkey pox from their owners iirc","attachment":null,"posted":1715758541},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4797127,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796339
The problem is twofold:
1. Nobody cares about animal medicine outside of agriculture. You imagine there would be a veterinary interest in, say, treating dogs of various viruses; but there really isn't. If your dog is sick, they will receive not even a fraction of equivalent treatment to a human - and I mean that in terms of knowledge. A lot of things could be wrong with a given animal, and it's probably in a textbook somewhere, but whatever if it dies get another one. So as a result research into human-originated animal diseases, you'll only find any interest if it is in regard to cows or pigs or sheep.
2. Diseases thrive in close contact and in high populations in close contact. This is far more common in factory farm conditions than in urban centers, because at the end of the day at least you can crawl back to your own bed and not sleep near your own shit or be fed chopped up animal corpses - which is not always the case for factory farms but is sometimes the case and where these serious animal borne diseases come from. Humans-originated diseases tend to be the ones we've always had, and as a result we're adapted to; while animal diseases are often novel and attack humans as a host without a good immune response and thus goes at it like we're a buffet.","attachment":null,"posted":1715760151},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4797357,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796339
When the people sperm go into the monke butt, it create niggerman. This was very bad for the environment, so God tried to flood the earth to get rid of it","attachment":null,"posted":1715795474},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4797366,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797117
Wasn't monkeypox transmitted via...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715796016698777.jpg","filename":"1715693970485081m.jpg"},"posted":1715796016},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4797369,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797366
Yes.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715796347346928.png","filename":"1712708244466173.png"},"posted":1715796347},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4797371,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797369
Its worse when you remember babies were getting it too.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715796438454277.gif","filename":"1711132470017179.gif"},"posted":1715796438},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4797630,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797357
didn’t try hard enough evidently","attachment":null,"posted":1715815619},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4797631,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797371
ok that’s fucking cool based gecko","attachment":null,"posted":1715815680},{"board":"an","thread":4796339,"pid":4798117,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797117
its a greyhound iirc, that got it from its homosexual owners","attachment":null,"posted":1715878343}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796489,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"hello.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715701018166940.jpg","filename":"IMG_0276.jpg"},"posted":1715701018},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796516,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Bye.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715702796812399.jpg","filename":"1715099399428912.jpg"},"posted":1715702796},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796625,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715707889947403.jpg","filename":"image.jpg"},"posted":1715707889},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796823,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"hi","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715717252858229.jpg","filename":"2c48ab9b927cc227e32a609f94e4f209.jpg"},"posted":1715717252},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796827,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796489
untoadable thread, genius","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715717366402844.png","filename":"1684445037399459.png"},"posted":1715717366},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796829,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715717489981676.jpg","filename":"Toad home.jpg"},"posted":1715717489},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796837,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"heyya friends","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715718023277348.jpg","filename":"1104_5a6f10a407ae6.jpg"},"posted":1715718023},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796844,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796837
This one actually looks cool","attachment":null,"posted":1715718435},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796870,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715720733973547.jpg","filename":"106491533_10107752477794432_8358673232462084593_n.jpg"},"posted":1715720733},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796920,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796844
Thats not a toad or a frog....","attachment":null,"posted":1715726937},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796972,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796920
shut up narc","attachment":null,"posted":1715735022},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796973,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715735113048022.webm","filename":"groundfishe.webm"},"posted":1715735113},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4796974,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796973
What the hell is happening on this video","attachment":null,"posted":1715735242},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4797034,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796974
guy from india playing with some dead fish","attachment":null,"posted":1715742717},{"board":"an","thread":4796489,"pid":4797581,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796920
That’s unfortunate…
>>4797034
I guess it’s the most reasonable explanation","attachment":null,"posted":1715810079}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4796893,"pid":4796893,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFTF2ii7U
Elephant and Dog friendship general","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715723504423714.jpg","filename":"file.jpg"},"posted":1715723504},{"board":"an","thread":4796893,"pid":4796901,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Elephants are angels on planet earth","attachment":null,"posted":1715725450},{"board":"an","thread":4796893,"pid":4796905,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796901
so you hate dogs then?","attachment":null,"posted":1715725678},{"board":"an","thread":4796893,"pid":4796906,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796901
angels get sexually frustrated and rape rhinos?","attachment":null,"posted":1715725780},{"board":"an","thread":4796893,"pid":4797585,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796893
Doesn’t happen
>>4796906
Is there any actual recorded case of that happening","attachment":null,"posted":1715810493},{"board":"an","thread":4796893,"pid":4797588,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797585
>Doesn’t happen
do you see the video I posted in the OP of this happening? How do you explain that?","attachment":null,"posted":1715810891},{"board":"an","thread":4796893,"pid":4797596,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796893
Liking dogs is a sign of high intelligence","attachment":null,"posted":1715811723},{"board":"an","thread":4796893,"pid":4797716,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797588
*happens extremely very rarely","attachment":null,"posted":1715821299},{"board":"an","thread":4796893,"pid":4799648,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">dogphants","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716028202283580.jpg","filename":"elephant cat.jpg"},"posted":1716028202}]}
{"title":"Plantigrade vs Digitigrade","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4796897,"pid":4796897,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A grizzly bear can run around 40 MPH (so they say, IDK how precise of experimental conditions they tested this under) does that make it the fastest plantigrade animal?
What ARE the actual big advantages and disadvantages of digitigrade vs plantigrade walking?
Does walking on the toes make you not get tired as fast?
Could something with flat feet ever hunt in a similar way to how a lion or tiger hunts?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715723789655933.jpg","filename":"grizzly bear.jpg"},"posted":1715723789},{"board":"an","thread":4796897,"pid":4796996,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796897
I don't exactly remember the reason, and I'm too lazy to look it up, but I think it has something to do with the points of contact on the ground, digitigrade has less, so the gait ends up being quicker and more "spring loaded". Plantigrade is really only good for balance and load bearing.","attachment":null,"posted":1715738000},{"board":"an","thread":4796897,"pid":4797203,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796996
did bears evolve from digitigrade ancestors?
All of the proto caniforms and proto carnivorans I can find are digitigrade.","attachment":null,"posted":1715775988},{"board":"an","thread":4796897,"pid":4797283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797203
Yeah, I'm pretty sure all modern mammals evolved from some little digitigrade shrew scumbag, bears probably became more plantigrade as they started to rely less on speed and agility, and more on strength and sturdiness.","attachment":null,"posted":1715789515},{"board":"an","thread":4796897,"pid":4797384,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796897
>how precise of experimental conditions
good morning sir","attachment":null,"posted":1715797277}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4796900,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Aw he's smiling :D","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715724755734449.png","filename":"image0.png"},"posted":1715724755},{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4796902,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"he's extinct","attachment":null,"posted":1715725502},{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4796934,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796902
That's why he's smiling. His troubles are over.","attachment":null,"posted":1715729452},{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4797147,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796900
Looks like one of those dog coin creatures","attachment":null,"posted":1715764977},{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4797149,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796900
I bet some random dude has a perfect picture of a thylacine that they think is just a weird dog","attachment":null,"posted":1715765453},{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4797171,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Fatass troll kid wants us to believe this is totally real","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715770767598936.png","filename":"e2.png"},"posted":1715770767},{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4797210,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797171
They took his fucking nose","attachment":null,"posted":1715777051},{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4797240,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796900
Are they really back? Bros?","attachment":null,"posted":1715784648},{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4797295,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797240
They will never be back","attachment":null,"posted":1715790127},{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4797296,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797295
Oh...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715790174939729.jpg","filename":"1702667774620.jpg"},"posted":1715790174},{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4797381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4796900
Doesn’t look like it…
>>4796934
Tragically beautiful…
>>4797171
Why would it have a mouth that big","attachment":null,"posted":1715797006},{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4797682,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797381
The better to eat you with my dear","attachment":null,"posted":1715819117},{"board":"an","thread":4796900,"pid":4797688,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797381
That part is somewhat close to reality, but the place where the jaw connection is at the image is different","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715819542653560.jpg","filename":"tasmanian-tiger.jpg"},"posted":1715819542}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797025,"pid":4797025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"my kitten constantly has zoomies and seems to have unlimited energy. Do I need to get another kitten for him? His littermates are all gone, what are the chances he'll get along with a random kitten","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715741215972515.jpg","filename":"1705273601124218.jpg"},"posted":1715741215},{"board":"an","thread":4797025,"pid":4797029,"name":"Anonymous","msg":""Zoomies" is not a real word, quit using it. If a young animal has a lot of energy, it's because they are young, not because they "have zoomies."","attachment":null,"posted":1715741843},{"board":"an","thread":4797025,"pid":4797033,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797029
nigga he starts growling and running back and forth and sometimes hisses at nothing, that's not just a lot of energy","attachment":null,"posted":1715742595},{"board":"an","thread":4797025,"pid":4797052,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797025
How old is he? If hes under 8 weeks you can get another for sure
Also you let him outside right?","attachment":null,"posted":1715747299},{"board":"an","thread":4797025,"pid":4797081,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797033
Anon, the kitten is doing his best to protect you from the elves that have infiltrated your house.
If he’s still little, I would think that he would get along just fine with another.","attachment":null,"posted":1715750735},{"board":"an","thread":4797025,"pid":4797082,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797025
Out of all of the pics you could have done you did AI slop. OP is just another bot post.","attachment":null,"posted":1715751074},{"board":"an","thread":4797025,"pid":4797121,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797082
i just googled kitten zoomies","attachment":null,"posted":1715759780},{"board":"an","thread":4797025,"pid":4797123,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797029
quit your whining","attachment":null,"posted":1715759891},{"board":"an","thread":4797025,"pid":4797136,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797025
play with him more. what's his breed?","attachment":null,"posted":1715762642},{"board":"an","thread":4797025,"pid":4797531,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797025
Cats would usually benefit from having another cat around, yes, although ideally it’d be cats you know get along like littermates, in this case get another male to be safe","attachment":null,"posted":1715806319}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797093,"pid":4797093,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are you supposed to keep the TV on for your pet if they're alone at home for most of the day?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715753788175655.webm","filename":"1715753768002.webm"},"posted":1715753788},{"board":"an","thread":4797093,"pid":4797110,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"If you want it to become libtard","attachment":null,"posted":1715757663},{"board":"an","thread":4797093,"pid":4797113,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797093
I leave the PS2 Tony hawk's Pro skater for my turtle","attachment":null,"posted":1715758057},{"board":"an","thread":4797093,"pid":4797133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797093
Cats get statically charged by old crts and can shock you, beware if you got an old model pacemaker and are for some reason using a metallic chest drain at home, which is why I opted for finally upgrading to a dog","attachment":null,"posted":1715761471},{"board":"an","thread":4797093,"pid":4797549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797093
Yes all animals enjoy a healthy session of brainwashing by semitic television stations","attachment":null,"posted":1715806969},{"board":"an","thread":4797093,"pid":4797816,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What's a good channel or Netflix series for pets?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715830116340705.jpg","filename":"1715830101471.jpg"},"posted":1715830116},{"board":"an","thread":4797093,"pid":4797856,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797816
>a bear
quite topical considering the other thread","attachment":null,"posted":1715835506},{"board":"an","thread":4797093,"pid":4799581,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797093
My parents started doing this for some reason despite the fact the dog was completely fine for over a decade without the TV, but it begs the question: can you give dogs adhd?","attachment":null,"posted":1716020216},{"board":"an","thread":4797093,"pid":4799601,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797093
Of course.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716022786592108.webm","filename":"dogs watching Doraemon.webm"},"posted":1716022786},{"board":"an","thread":4797093,"pid":4799607,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799601
Based","attachment":null,"posted":1716023644}]}
{"title":"Top 10 Animals That Are Considered Racist","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797102,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"1. The Gorilla","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715756144340730.jpg","filename":"Male_gorilla_in_SF_zoo-158946780.jpg"},"posted":1715756144},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797103,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why did you post a picture of George Floyd?","attachment":null,"posted":1715756479},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797105,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"2. The Chimpanzee","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715756615165233.jpg","filename":"IMG_6424.jpg"},"posted":1715756615},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797109,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797102
Maybe some not all","attachment":null,"posted":1715757467},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797118,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797102
Why would evolution do this?","attachment":null,"posted":1715758650},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797229,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"3. The bacteria","attachment":null,"posted":1715782820},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797258,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797102
Wrong. African American culture glorify gorillas and often identify with them for their strength. Look at any pro-African American group, rap label or gang and you will see the symbolism.","attachment":null,"posted":1715786025},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797408,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797103
Celebrating his dea- I mean, remembering the Saint himself is right around the corner - he’s been sober for 4 years now","attachment":null,"posted":1715798542},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797414,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797105
>2017
what a hell of a year man","attachment":null,"posted":1715798642},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797417,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"4. The nature","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715798811520577.png","filename":"IMG_2077.png"},"posted":1715798811},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797495,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797102
Steve Harvey","attachment":null,"posted":1715804268},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797540,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797105","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715806607346170.jpg","filename":"theyre-the-same-picture-pam-the-office-meme-6091b4759bf44-png.jpg"},"posted":1715806607},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4797586,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797102
>watching river monsters
>realize that the fish in white countries at must scratch someone really bad
>episode in brown country
>estimated that fish kills dozens of people a year
>lmao
I guess 5 is the humble little fishie","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715810587305409.jpg","filename":"IMG_5856.jpg"},"posted":1715810587},{"board":"an","thread":4797102,"pid":4798609,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797417","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715925101987008.jpg","filename":"1686251403053409.jpg"},"posted":1715925101}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4797193,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"bbbbBBbbbBBbBBrrRRRrrRRRRrrHHHHhhhOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOOOOOMMMMmmm","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715774323668967.jpg","filename":"rambling.jpg"},"posted":1715774323},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4797494,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797193
Relevance?","attachment":null,"posted":1715804233},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4797537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797494
Cassowaries are cool. Is all you need to know.","attachment":null,"posted":1715806540},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4798001,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797193
I look like this and say this.","attachment":null,"posted":1715860162},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4798200,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798001
Gonna need a citation for that","attachment":null,"posted":1715884888},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4798383,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797193
>*kills you*
heh nothing personnel, mammal","attachment":null,"posted":1715898554},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4800356,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716115880915983.jpg","filename":"1713975637745919.jpg"},"posted":1716115880},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4803071,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716360865418538.jpg","filename":"1696893821534554.jpg"},"posted":1716360865},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4803073,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716360897742216.jpg","filename":"1708702401918103.jpg"},"posted":1716360897},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4803074,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716360928001795.jpg","filename":"1690590737184732.jpg"},"posted":1716360928},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4803076,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716360962595812.jpg","filename":"1687760614874914.jpg"},"posted":1716360962},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4803077,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716360996044925.jpg","filename":"1688205948429400.jpg"},"posted":1716360996},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4803078,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361026903450.jpg","filename":"1693639949998230.jpg"},"posted":1716361026},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4803080,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361059105818.jpg","filename":"1704233071580462.jpg"},"posted":1716361059},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4803087,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361197089502.jpg","filename":"1699705162960013.jpg"},"posted":1716361197},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4803112,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716362146669115.jpg","filename":"1690777366034108.jpg"},"posted":1716362146},{"board":"an","thread":4797193,"pid":4803147,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797193","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716367722203234.jpg","filename":"enemies are nearby.jpg"},"posted":1716367722}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797202,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Most spiders don’t have venom anywhere near potent enough to harm let alone kill a human (and that’s just among the minority of one’s with fangs that can actually penetrate human skin). But that makes me question: why do any of them *do*? Sydney funnels and Brazilian wandering spiders can kill a full grown adult in minutes. This is obviously way overkill for incapacitating prey, but even for defense it’s pretty extreme especially since those species already have pretty big fangs anyway.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715775955739751.jpg","filename":"IMG_8723.jpg"},"posted":1715775955},{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797217,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797202
>Considering their algogenic effects in mice, potent insecticidal effects, and high levels of sequence conservation, we propose that the δ-HXTXs were repurposed from an initial insecticidal predatory function to a role in defending against nonhuman vertebrate predators by male spiders, with their lethal effects on humans being an unfortunate evolutionary coincidence.
https://www.pnas.org/doi/full/10.1073/pnas.2004516117","attachment":null,"posted":1715778962},{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797445,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797202
Funnel webs also strike with a decent amount of force so they’re pretty strong too. Anyway this basically >>4797217","attachment":null,"posted":1715800338},{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797490,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797217
>>4797445
>N-No goyim, it's just a coincidence. Do not notice things.","attachment":null,"posted":1715804042},{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797504,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797202
Speed is generally the answer.
For whatever reason those spiders have found it prudent to be able to kill prey or a threat as quickly as possible. Spiders are fairly fragile, and animals at that scale act pretty quickly, so a quarter second improvement could mean surviving an encounter.","attachment":null,"posted":1715805102},{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797545,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"this reminded me that there's an episode of peppa pig that was banned in australia","attachment":null,"posted":1715806802},{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797693,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797545
are you going to tell us why","attachment":null,"posted":1715819865},{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797695,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797490
Yes you caught me I’m with Big Spider they pay me handsomely to push their agenda","attachment":null,"posted":1715819941},{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797812,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797693
The lesson was that you shouldn't be afraid of spiders because they can't hurt you.","attachment":null,"posted":1715829710},{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797855,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797812
Oh. Lmao. Wonder if that backfired over there.","attachment":null,"posted":1715835401},{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797914,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797812
I think I remember hearing about this. Pretty ridiculous since the danger of spiders here is obscenely overblown. A lot of that probably had to do with redbacks though (much more commonly encountered than a funnel web), but from what I understand their bites generally aren't even fatal.","attachment":null,"posted":1715843230},{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797915,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797914
They generally aren't fatal even if untreated, I mean.","attachment":null,"posted":1715843343},{"board":"an","thread":4797202,"pid":4797936,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797812
This is a stupid thing to teach kids even if the vast majority of them aren't dangerous.
You can still get pretty horrible effects from some spiders. Here in the US, the recluse can cause you to get a massive ugly scar and have to deal with the pain of necrosis. Not to mention the widows that can actually kill people.","attachment":null,"posted":1715846419}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797135,"pid":4797135,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">YouTube starts pushing caracal videos on me
>almost all of the videos show a clearly agitated and aggressive animal
>cimment sections are filled with "well actually caracals communicate by hissing, so he's not really angry! when their ears go back, that's when they're angry"
What is it with this cope? I've yet to see a caracal hiss that wasn't paired with either defensive or aggressive body language (and most of the time the ears do indeed go back). They're aggressive wild animals, if one is constantly hissing and baring it's fangs, it's unhappy and agitated.
Are caracal owner apologists the new "aw look the pittbull's smilin'"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715761743441343.jpg","filename":"Crapacal.jpg"},"posted":1715761743},{"board":"an","thread":4797135,"pid":4797227,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797135
Yea caracals dont get fully tame
Better stick with the serval or the caracat","attachment":null,"posted":1715782649},{"board":"an","thread":4797135,"pid":4797234,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797135
the original floppa gregory was pretty chill compared to pumba who does look constantly angry. some caracals can be tamed down but they're not domestic and as such unless you start from kittenhood and work a ton with them they're not going to be something suitable as a pet.","attachment":null,"posted":1715783918},{"board":"an","thread":4797135,"pid":4797440,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797135
>>4797234
This all started with the floppa meme I believe. I think a bunch of people actually bought into it and got them without doing any research and now have a hostile wild animal in their homes. At least that’s the funniest explanation for me","attachment":null,"posted":1715800192},{"board":"an","thread":4797135,"pid":4797488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797440
I'll never understand people who do shit for da memez.","attachment":null,"posted":1715803987},{"board":"an","thread":4797135,"pid":4797525,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797135
Because those people are vegan, ARA The Dodo watchers and therefore have no critical thinking skills.","attachment":null,"posted":1715805865},{"board":"an","thread":4797135,"pid":4798663,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797135
domestic cat evolved ways to communicate with humans a caracal did not","attachment":null,"posted":1715935456},{"board":"an","thread":4797135,"pid":4798664,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797135
You forgot to mention how they’re all morbidly obese","attachment":null,"posted":1715935612},{"board":"an","thread":4797135,"pid":4798974,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797135
One of the comments mentioned the caracal was fixated on the camera everytime and that the owner was purposely agitating and stressing out the cat for views. The comment was well explained and seemed like they understood cat body language very well","attachment":null,"posted":1715969266},{"board":"an","thread":4797135,"pid":4798987,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797440
It's so retarded, even domestic cats are semi-feral assholes who are only safe to keep as pets because they are too small to eat you alive","attachment":null,"posted":1715970664}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797219,"pid":4797219,"name":"Anonymous","msg":""Who's a good dog?" is always asked, but does anyone ask, "Who's a good owner?".","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715779144703879.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-15 091853.png"},"posted":1715779144},{"board":"an","thread":4797219,"pid":4797259,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Owners who post in dog gen.","attachment":null,"posted":1715786088},{"board":"an","thread":4797219,"pid":4797272,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"that's deep","attachment":null,"posted":1715787540},{"board":"an","thread":4797219,"pid":4797353,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797259
only in bizarro world","attachment":null,"posted":1715795273},{"board":"an","thread":4797219,"pid":4797627,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797219
No. Because the answer would be “Not you.” 95 percent of the time and most dog owners aren’t ready to confront that
>>4797259
Wrong. Very wrong.","attachment":null,"posted":1715815494},{"board":"an","thread":4797219,"pid":4797689,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797627
dogs are more high maintenance than children desu","attachment":null,"posted":1715819623},{"board":"an","thread":4797219,"pid":4797917,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797219
My dog things I'm a good boy and that's all that matters.","attachment":null,"posted":1715843644}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797223,"pid":4797223,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"this a real animal?
/tv/ is my main board","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715782017353409.png","filename":"weird_dog.png"},"posted":1715782017},{"board":"an","thread":4797223,"pid":4797225,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797223
Yes, the tibetan sand fox. I assume it was posted on /tv/ along with pic related.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715782448207092.jpg","filename":"96RTQAmcdl16ouztMrv7T177EyC.jpg"},"posted":1715782448},{"board":"an","thread":4797223,"pid":4797228,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797223
It looks sus","attachment":null,"posted":1715782710},{"board":"an","thread":4797223,"pid":4797238,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797225
gib foxfu","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715784438520317.jpg","filename":"1686083760040.jpg"},"posted":1715784438},{"board":"an","thread":4797223,"pid":4797436,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797223
Yes?
>/tv/ is my main board
why do I care?","attachment":null,"posted":1715799968},{"board":"an","thread":4797223,"pid":4797439,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797225
Why is this meant to be hot?","attachment":null,"posted":1715800166},{"board":"an","thread":4797223,"pid":4797478,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797223
fuck off tourist","attachment":null,"posted":1715803187},{"board":"an","thread":4797223,"pid":4797507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Stick around, tourist","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715805139028461.jpg","filename":"1715464568003216.jpg"},"posted":1715805139},{"board":"an","thread":4797223,"pid":4797623,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What's your favorite animal, tourist?","attachment":null,"posted":1715815172},{"board":"an","thread":4797223,"pid":4797662,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797623
I like the elephant.
It's really in a sense an ideal for what humanity should be.
Smart, intelligent, emotional, to some extent understanding and accepting the futility of life but still grieving when it happens - yet moving on. Elephant groups can only be separated by death or capture, while humans kill each other by the thousands even close relatives.
Humans, with all the technical knowledge breed ourselves into degeneracy, stupidity and meaningless eating, shitting, fucking while destroying the planet WITHOUT ANY GOAL other than profit and pleasure.
Elephants eat, shit and fuck but they don't destroy the planet.
I know elephants aren't fully aware or at least aren't aware like we are.
But I wonder If elephants evolved technology first instead of disgusting chimps - would they have built a better world? I believe so.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715817391201248.webm","filename":"m2-res_480p.webm"},"posted":1715817391},{"board":"an","thread":4797223,"pid":4797779,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797662
All of that comes down to choice and capability anon. If elephants were capable of doing that and had the smarts to do it they would. Our intelligence is what leads us to have the awareness that we have the *choice* to do those things, only our guilt and shame and any other self imposed morals stops us","attachment":null,"posted":1715826754}]}
{"title":"Cohabiting Different Frog Species","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797399,"pid":4797399,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I have a 9 year old Whites (dumpy) Tree frog in a large tank by himself (deffo male). I was thinking of getting some more for the tank, and was considering mixing it up abit. He once lived with a white lipped tree frog, so one of those, and maybe some mexican Giant Mexican leaf frog from a local petshop (UK), and maybe a crested Gecko as they all live in similar conditions. Is this a good idea?
My frog is kinda autistic, likes to hide instead of climb and wouldn't socialise with the whites tree frog that he used to live with. Any suggestion?
>pic related
the tank","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715797924946570.jpg","filename":"new tank setup.jpg"},"posted":1715797924},{"board":"an","thread":4797399,"pid":4797407,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797399
Why not just get another white tree frog of comparable size?","attachment":null,"posted":1715798457},{"board":"an","thread":4797399,"pid":4797451,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797407
Because I would have to order in a box, which seems cruel instead of picking frogs up from the local shop. Plus the diversity seems fun, diversity is good remember :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715800836},{"board":"an","thread":4797399,"pid":4797674,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797407
Are you serious right now??? MORE whites??? Don’t be a chud please","attachment":null,"posted":1715818416},{"board":"an","thread":4797399,"pid":4797679,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715818708834221.jpg","filename":"image.jpg"},"posted":1715818708},{"board":"an","thread":4797399,"pid":4798036,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797399
I hope this is bait. Their care is different for starters, they can’t live together. Second of all that enclosure is not suitable for any of those animals, upgrade the frog you have before getting more. Frogs are terrible for cohabbing especially with something like a crestie, they’ll attempt to eat anything that moves","attachment":null,"posted":1715865548}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4797374,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"MY FUWARKING HERO OF /AN/","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715796647147322.png","filename":"An2023.png"},"posted":1715796647},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4797389,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Oh shit, I almost completely forgot about the /an/ tournament that was held last year
You guys doing it again? IIRC the last host apparently had to leave due to becoming a father so I'm not sure if he's coming back for this","attachment":null,"posted":1715797413},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4797637,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797374
What the hell are you on about
>>4797389
>due to becoming a father
LARP of the utmost magnitude","attachment":null,"posted":1715816182},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798122,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797637
hello new friend","attachment":null,"posted":1715878470},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798203,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798122
ive been here for a while","attachment":null,"posted":1715884969},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798246,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797637
>being this much of a newfag","attachment":null,"posted":1715888234},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798248,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798203
A couple of months is not "a while"","attachment":null,"posted":1715888295},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798295,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797374
I ignored this because I thought it would be boring. Was I wrong?
t. /v/irgin","attachment":null,"posted":1715892346},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798324,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797637
>>4798203
>Newfag outing themselves again","attachment":null,"posted":1715894628},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798332,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797374","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715895365830987.gif","filename":"1687629988067117.gif"},"posted":1715895365},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798334,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798332
God, I forgot how good this was.","attachment":null,"posted":1715895462},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798350,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798295
it was a fun little competition, I dont think /an/ changed much since last year though, contestants would be pretty much the same","attachment":null,"posted":1715896483},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798362,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798332
I hope we get more OC this time round","attachment":null,"posted":1715896946},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798363,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798246
>>4798248
>>4798324
We haven’t had this in close to a year in fairness","attachment":null,"posted":1715897101},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798385,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798332
Kino","attachment":null,"posted":1715898763},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798387,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798363
>he thinks a year is a while","attachment":null,"posted":1715898808},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798404,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The next /an/lympics is happening tomorrow (17th of May) at 7PM EST.","attachment":null,"posted":1715900475},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798405,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797374
So is it tomorrow or NEXT Friday?","attachment":null,"posted":1715900565},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798478,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798363
Being here for more than a year has gotta be one of the lowest bars on who we consider newfags.","attachment":null,"posted":1715908535},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4798611,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798387
Yes.
>>4798478
It’s a slow board man. We filter through users","attachment":null,"posted":1715925185},{"board":"an","thread":4797374,"pid":4799359,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"OC ANCHOR","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991351160973.jpg","filename":"crows-at-anchor-john-king.jpg"},"posted":1715991351}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797239,"pid":4797239,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hello there fellow (and very real) /an/imals! What's shakin? Ate any human lately?
Why are lions such dickheads, btw? Do we even know?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715784589411241.jpg","filename":"Manticore.jpg"},"posted":1715784589},{"board":"an","thread":4797239,"pid":4797250,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>>/x/","attachment":null,"posted":1715785627},{"board":"an","thread":4797239,"pid":4797269,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797250
I don't see what you mean. Manticores are as real as the Mokele-mbembe!","attachment":null,"posted":1715787198},{"board":"an","thread":4797239,"pid":4797400,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797239
This is definitely the most unnerving depiction of a manticore I’ve ever seen. The spiked tail is the cherry on top","attachment":null,"posted":1715797976},{"board":"an","thread":4797239,"pid":4797567,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797400
What's the problem? He's smiling :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715808623}]}
{"title":"Looking for the perfect plant","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797468,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Necessary characteristics:
>Must be very hard to kill, and must be able to defend itself from diseases, fungi, insects, etc.
>Must be really easily to take care of, and should only require things that are easily available.
>MUST NOT REQUIRE ANY REPOTTING, OR GROW TOO BIG TOO QUICKLY.
>Must live atleast as long as humans.
Preferred but not necessary characteristics:
>Should have traits that make it interactive, i.e., flowering of fruit-bearing.
>Should be Monoecious.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715802245740239.jpg","filename":"Plant comic.jpg"},"posted":1715802245},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797469,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Here you go bro:","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715802370368921.jpg","filename":"1200px-Starr_070320-5799_Echinopsis_pachanoi.jpg"},"posted":1715802370},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797474,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797469
I am looking at pics by people who own it, and are you sure that thing doesn't grow too big. Doesn't even seem like plant that can be contained in a pot.","attachment":null,"posted":1715802938},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797536,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797468
Sansevieria will grow in a dark corner of a room and it's sufficient to water it every other week.","attachment":null,"posted":1715806508},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797548,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nymphaea zenkeri or Nymphoides aquatica. Have no clue if they're monoecious.","attachment":null,"posted":1715806941},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797696,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797468
Why do you have that logo next to your name","attachment":null,"posted":1715820065},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797711,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797468
Wandering Jew kinda works","attachment":null,"posted":1715820892},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797888,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Pomegranate is perfect. Picrel is mine","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715838407538745.jpg","filename":"20240425_234147.jpg"},"posted":1715838407},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797895,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715840905927407.jpg","filename":"Wood_Sorrel.jpg"},"posted":1715840905},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797920,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"the perfect houseplant doesn't exis-","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715844417048700.jpg","filename":"BottledPlant.jpg"},"posted":1715844417},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797945,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797920
What plant is that?","attachment":null,"posted":1715848985},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797962,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797945
It's a yellow dotted aquatic niggerfucker, pretty easy to maintain","attachment":null,"posted":1715853172},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797965,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797474
1ft per year i think you can manage that with the slightest of landscaping skills, picre also contains copius amounts of mescaline","attachment":null,"posted":1715853965},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4797970,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797945
It's vallisneria. Been growing like that for a year now","attachment":null,"posted":1715854703},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4798120,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797468
Spider plant works for me, don't see why it should not work for you too.
Very lively, grows easily, bumps back up after prolonged dry time, do not seem to care much of pests(springtails)/fungi/mineral deposits, never fertilized it and its fine, hanging offshots look nice, can flower a little.
The only problem is that it can start to look a bit ugly after couple years, then you may need to get rid of it and replant the offshots.","attachment":null,"posted":1715878422},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4798409,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797895
This shit INVADES my garden, it's getting out of hand.","attachment":null,"posted":1715900791},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4798439,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798409
Nibble at some, it tastes like sour candy.","attachment":null,"posted":1715903789},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4798443,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798120
>pests(springtails)
You dumb motherfucker, springtails are the absolute opposite of pests. They eat fungus and mold (i.e. Make root rot hard to achieve), aerate the soil, help with nutrient transfer, and don't even jump out of a house plant pot unless startled.
Any pot of dirt is improved by springtails.","attachment":null,"posted":1715904036},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4798582,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798409
And that’s a good thing!","attachment":null,"posted":1715922879},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4798704,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798439
What the fuck, I thought it was a joke, but this shit is actually edible?","attachment":null,"posted":1715941816},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4798746,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797468
go outside, pick some wild plant that's growing in some shitty place like a crack on the pavement
enjoy your hardy plant","attachment":null,"posted":1715946254},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4798819,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797920
What is that?","attachment":null,"posted":1715952416},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4798898,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798704
Yeah, woodsorrel is one of the few actually pleasant tasting edible plants near me. Makes a good garnish, but it shouldn’t be a large part of your diet since it’ll bind to the dietary calcium your body needs to work.","attachment":null,"posted":1715962566},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4798901,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797468
Sequioa tree","attachment":null,"posted":1715962739},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4800839,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798819
>>4797970","attachment":null,"posted":1716162150},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4801168,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798901
based","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716188773362990.jpg","filename":"TreeVsMan04111.jpg"},"posted":1716188773},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4801235,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798819
vallisneria I planted in a bottle almost a year ago. The ideas is it becomes a self sustaining ecosystem.","attachment":null,"posted":1716200443},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4802689,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801235
What happens when it out grows it's bottle?","attachment":null,"posted":1716332504},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4802733,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798120
>springtail hate on MY board
a pox of fungus gnats upon you","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716334735510147.jpg","filename":"spring and pod friends.jpg"},"posted":1716334735},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4802759,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I can tell you what NOT to get, a loofah. Got one of those bitches for free and its ruining my life. Too fucking tall too fucking fast.","attachment":null,"posted":1716336286},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4802980,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802733
what do you like about them","attachment":null,"posted":1716353868},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4806110,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797895
Those little flowers, theys tasty ifn ya get em before they open.
>>4798439
>>4798582
>>4798898
Cool beans; I'm not alone, lol.
OP, I dunno that last word, but I vote golden pothos just for its ability to be neglected. I did a clipping thing in an old glass milk bottle for my niece when she was 5 or 6. Like a science, watch-the-roots-grow, how to plant it after awhile; shit ya do with kids to get em into it. She just graduated high school and it's still alive. She's done her own clippings, starts, planting, everything. And I really thought she'd kill it.
Dunno, might not be what you're looking for, but it's good info to have if someone wants something nigh-invulnerable and easy to care for.
Flowering? Wood sorrel. I would say, but I forgot the name, lol. They look kinda like a fuzzy-leafed violet but I can never find any anymore. Could've been from Japan(?).
A fruit plant that stays small... Cherry tomato bush? They die kinda easy, but hey, 'maters. You could constantly have a back-up plant easy.","attachment":null,"posted":1716629044},{"board":"an","thread":4797468,"pid":4806176,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802689
I can't really outgrow the bottle since it doesn't have access to co2 outside the bottle. The idea is that old leaves will simply die and decay and the plant will use that to grow new leaves and so on. so far it's looking good.","attachment":null,"posted":1716639834}]}
{"title":"snakes","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4797486,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">it's an animal that moves around with no legs somehow
>yeah it just ummm.... slithers... yes we assure you that makes perfect sense
>and it looks like this inside, don't question how it works this is 100% real
do you really believe this shit?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715803857928883.jpg","filename":"IMG_5795.jpg"},"posted":1715803857},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4797498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715804514722662.webm","filename":"disguised centipede.webm"},"posted":1715804514},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4797502,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797498
clearly a doctored video","attachment":null,"posted":1715804943},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4797672,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Just wait until you hear about legless lizards.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715818355231332.jpg","filename":"Pygopus lepidopodus.jpg"},"posted":1715818355},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4797683,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797498
what purpose does this serve? imagine the abs","attachment":null,"posted":1715819149},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4797697,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"snakes are strangely alluring","attachment":null,"posted":1715820258},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4797719,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797486
>there are snake snakes that swim
>no, no legs or fins, just SLITHER","attachment":null,"posted":1715821573},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4797907,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797697
cold blooded eating tubes
it's such a basic life form
they almost seem like machines
yet so much more sophisticated than worms","attachment":null,"posted":1715842299},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4797909,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797486
>it is not symmetrical","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715842453294809.gif","filename":"GOD-DAMMIT.gif"},"posted":1715842453},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4797954,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"stupidly fragile tubes. they literally aren't built with the expectation of living longer than 5 years so after about 15 the liver will probably puff up and slowly choke it to death next time it eats.","attachment":null,"posted":1715850797},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4797966,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">serpent symbolism in basically every culture ever
There's something about about these creatures that goes farther than just reverence for a predator... any anons with crazy theories about snakes?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715854043910864.jpg","filename":"ohio-serpent-mound-susan-tower.jpg"},"posted":1715854043},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4797968,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797966
rivers and lightnings look like snakes when drawn.
Also fear of snakes is hardcoded I. our brains","attachment":null,"posted":1715854557},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4798102,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797683
Gaboon and rhino vipers are fatass ambush predators who usually don't move around much and only eat once a month or so. Using muscles to get around places is a better alternative for them than slithering.","attachment":null,"posted":1715876281},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4798251,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797966
Most of the myths involving snakes are serpent/dragon slaying stories that nearly all stem from a single PIE root so I wouldn’t call it reverence, Aztecs are the biggest exception since they had a snake god though,","attachment":null,"posted":1715889289},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4798308,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798102
that’s actually hilarious
I would have thought muscles would have been the more physically taxing mode of transport but it just shows how little I actually know about these weirdos I guess","attachment":null,"posted":1715893394},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4798719,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798251
>Aztecs are the biggest exception
No they're not, and plenty of other religions have positive depictions of snakes
>Baltic religions consider grass snakes to be sacred animals
>Greco-romans considered serpents to be symbols of wisdom and healing
>Hinduism, which is by far THE most widespread and long-lasting PIE religion in history and the third largest worldwide, is well known for considering snakes sacred
>Egyptians considered snakes sacred
>Pythons are revered in parts of Sub-Saharan Africa.
>The Rainbow Serpent is the creator deity in many Aboriginal Australian traditions
>Chinese folk religion has snake deities
>Even Abrahamic religions aren't entirely negative about them, see the fiery flying serpents. You've also got Gnostics revering the serpent in the garden.","attachment":null,"posted":1715944436},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4798728,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798719
My point that most myths involving snakes/snake like creatures almost always involve killing them still stands so it’s still more complex than just reverence, even Hinduism has Indra vs Vriritra, but point taken","attachment":null,"posted":1715945128},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4798800,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797966
>>4798251
>>4798719
>>4798728
Okay but where did equating serpents with sexy evil women and femme fatale come from?","attachment":null,"posted":1715950790},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4798818,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797486
Snakes are like people with custom pc cases.
>Everything's in there and connected properly so who cares if it's a box or spread out on the wall
>All the components are included so it works
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1715952252},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4798879,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797719
Sea snakes have flattened tails that act like fins","attachment":null,"posted":1715959847},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4799016,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798818
go outside please","attachment":null,"posted":1715972067},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4799178,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797498
Is that a tsuchinoko?!","attachment":null,"posted":1715983801},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4799184,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799016
no u.","attachment":null,"posted":1715984160},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4799352,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797672
Their species eventually evolved into that after skipping too many leg days","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991025216950.jpg","filename":"11r5c5635893562019523.jpg"},"posted":1715991025},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4799371,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798719","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991993100549.jpg","filename":"1.jpg"},"posted":1715991993},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4799375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799371","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992083645482.jpg","filename":"2.jpg"},"posted":1715992083},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4799381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799371
Yah sorry, thought I already reduced that one, but nah","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992299112392.jpg","filename":"2.jpg"},"posted":1715992299},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4799383,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799381","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992373277577.jpg","filename":"3.jpg"},"posted":1715992373},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4799386,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799383","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992455635263.jpg","filename":"4.jpg"},"posted":1715992455},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4799391,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799386","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992576489286.jpg","filename":"5.jpg"},"posted":1715992576},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4799399,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799391
Images are from 'Dictionary of Symbols' by J. E. Cirlot","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992759005431.jpg","filename":"6.jpg"},"posted":1715992759},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4800487,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797486
Sssss","attachment":null,"posted":1716134967},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4800577,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716141302724411.jpg","filename":"1580342913645.jpg"},"posted":1716141302},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4802113,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797966
They were warning us about intestinal (helminthic) parasites","attachment":null,"posted":1716271747},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4802141,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Medusa?","attachment":null,"posted":1716278997},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4802154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797486
I met a rubber boa constrictor the other day chilling on the ground. Had no idea what it was so I didn't touch it, but looking it up later it sounds like they're pretty docile and easily handled, even in the wild. Maybe next time I see one I'll try to pet it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716280824},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4802161,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797909
your insides arent symmetrical either","attachment":null,"posted":1716281480},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4802196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802154
Rubber boas supposedly never bite, rosy boas are also closely related to them and are the best beginner pet snakes.","attachment":null,"posted":1716285358},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4802898,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798719
Don’t forget about snake handlers","attachment":null,"posted":1716347621},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4806010,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798800
Pretty but dangerous = women","attachment":null,"posted":1716615860},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4806036,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806010
words to live by","attachment":null,"posted":1716618445},{"board":"an","thread":4797486,"pid":4806238,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797966
>so crazy that all cultures have art of a line","attachment":null,"posted":1716649413}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797465,"pid":4797465,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">tfw you will never see a real basking shark","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715802089301429.png","filename":"Basking shark.png"},"posted":1715802089},{"board":"an","thread":4797465,"pid":4797509,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797465
>He doesn't live on the isle of man","attachment":null,"posted":1715805277},{"board":"an","thread":4797465,"pid":4797530,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Look at that gape
she is basking for it!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715806235572140.png","filename":"to16vlj.png"},"posted":1715806235},{"board":"an","thread":4797465,"pid":4797535,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797530
Quit being lewd, she's just pogging","attachment":null,"posted":1715806479},{"board":"an","thread":4797465,"pid":4797691,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797465
How is this not a basedjak yet? Prime gem material tbqfhwy","attachment":null,"posted":1715819728},{"board":"an","thread":4797465,"pid":4797692,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797509
that place is sadly in the shitter last I checked","attachment":null,"posted":1715819789},{"board":"an","thread":4797465,"pid":4797942,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797509
> not in Scotland
these mfs used to be visible from my house, and then I moved to London like a retard","attachment":null,"posted":1715848446},{"board":"an","thread":4797465,"pid":4797993,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797942
>scotland
Do you think if the sharks ever attacked scottland the loch ness monster would defend the country?","attachment":null,"posted":1715859052},{"board":"an","thread":4797465,"pid":4798032,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797465
>tfw a real basking shark will never see me either","attachment":null,"posted":1715865083},{"board":"an","thread":4797465,"pid":4798269,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797942
>and then I moved to London
Are you suicidal
>>4797993
She only appears when they can breach their magic fairy barrier","attachment":null,"posted":1715890814},{"board":"an","thread":4797465,"pid":4798377,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797942
You had it all and you threw it away, what a waste","attachment":null,"posted":1715898077}]}
{"title":"And so begins our nightly shenanigans","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797496,"pid":4797496,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715804304383945.jpg","filename":"17158042407769156267688390499184.jpg"},"posted":1715804304},{"board":"an","thread":4797496,"pid":4797681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797496
are those real","attachment":null,"posted":1715818846},{"board":"an","thread":4797496,"pid":4797687,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"do tell","attachment":null,"posted":1715819404}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797493,"pid":4797493,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">look at all those chickens","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715804089618043.jpg","filename":"artworks-000098937259-31zkx8-t500x500.jpg"},"posted":1715804089},{"board":"an","thread":4797493,"pid":4797680,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797493
only the oldest of gods remember","attachment":null,"posted":1715818752},{"board":"an","thread":4797493,"pid":4797886,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm not entertained by videos where parents coach their kids into repeating stuff for the camera. you can literally hear the father say "say look at all those chickens" in the video","attachment":null,"posted":1715838222},{"board":"an","thread":4797493,"pid":4797887,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797886
Thanks for ruining it for me","attachment":null,"posted":1715838328},{"board":"an","thread":4797493,"pid":4798289,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797886
>>4797887
I haven’t seen it in forever so I wouldn’t know but that sucks…","attachment":null,"posted":1715891952},{"board":"an","thread":4797493,"pid":4798389,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797886
fake news","attachment":null,"posted":1715899068}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797248,"pid":4797248,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I just smacked a bee with my phone and it left a big stain of pollen on my screen, I was worried at first but he got up after a few seconds and flew away, is he going to be okay?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715785505757171.jpg","filename":"is45y74zy0fa1.jpg"},"posted":1715785505},{"board":"an","thread":4797248,"pid":4797253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797248
SHE will probably be fine","attachment":null,"posted":1715785774},{"board":"an","thread":4797248,"pid":4797257,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797253
No the aggressive energy he was giving off made it clear it was a guy bee, it's why I mistook him for a wasp","attachment":null,"posted":1715785989},{"board":"an","thread":4797248,"pid":4797263,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797257
Drones dont collect pollen, they fuck and die","attachment":null,"posted":1715786312},{"board":"an","thread":4797248,"pid":4797268,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797263
oh...","attachment":null,"posted":1715786894},{"board":"an","thread":4797248,"pid":4797300,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797268
bro u rlly said due to the aggressive behavior it was a guy bee lmffao","attachment":null,"posted":1715790283},{"board":"an","thread":4797248,"pid":4797355,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797248
Why did you hit it with your screen and not the back? Are you dumb?","attachment":null,"posted":1715795427},{"board":"an","thread":4797248,"pid":4797360,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797268
Read the ENTIRE wiki on the western honeybee or remain ignorant","attachment":null,"posted":1715795629},{"board":"an","thread":4797248,"pid":4797362,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797248
I'm calling the bee police.","attachment":null,"posted":1715795715},{"board":"an","thread":4797248,"pid":4797589,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797300
and she was right. it probably was a male bee","attachment":null,"posted":1715810972}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797506,"pid":4797506,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How can I ensure my cat lives to atleast 20? He's around 8-9 currently and is still very full of piss and vinegar (he's a domestic long hair and is very large and slightly chubby). What kinds of things ensures that a cat will live a very long life? I've heard of cats living until their 30s in rare cases and I would imagine it has to do with a little more than just genetics and luck
pic unrel","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715805124317738.jpg","filename":"NZ7LBZML8ZLL5ZHLDHIH4ZIHGZIHBHLL1HHLPZGH1HIHOHXH5Z5H6ZSL6ZSL8Z0LVH0LGZZLAH5HGZLL.jpg"},"posted":1715805124},{"board":"an","thread":4797506,"pid":4797511,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"that's really old for a cat, bro","attachment":null,"posted":1715805354},{"board":"an","thread":4797506,"pid":4797557,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"whole raw feeding
light therapy
clean air","attachment":null,"posted":1715807226},{"board":"an","thread":4797506,"pid":4797563,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797506
Inside only.
No dry food.
My buddy made it to 23.","attachment":null,"posted":1715808255},{"board":"an","thread":4797506,"pid":4797566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797563
What did he eat most of the time? What do I feed my cat to heathmaxx him","attachment":null,"posted":1715808572},{"board":"an","thread":4797506,"pid":4797584,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797566
PMR- prey model raw
fresh raw>frozen raw>wet/canned>dry
fresh organs are the peak food for longevity","attachment":null,"posted":1715810454},{"board":"an","thread":4797506,"pid":4797590,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797584
Alright well my problem is that when my cat was maybe 3 years old he got a UTI and almost died and they had no clue how he got it since he was neutered, and the veterinarians scared my mom into buying my cat this special urinary tract health dry food for him which he has been eating ever since. She is very jewed in pretty much every aspect of her life and the food she buys for her pets is no exception, she thinks if they eat absolutely anything other than the food they've been eating their whole lives they will get sick. How do I unjew my mom on the topic of pet food?","attachment":null,"posted":1715811038},{"board":"an","thread":4797506,"pid":4797714,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797506
That’s a good question that’s still widely debated on. Same for dogs. Genetics definitely play a factor as we know certain breeds are just outright unhealthy and can only live so long. But beyond that you’ll get a myriad of answers depending on who you ask","attachment":null,"posted":1715821185},{"board":"an","thread":4797506,"pid":4797736,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797506
You can give him the most expensive food and never let him outside and he'll still get cancer and die. It's a roll of the dice. Just enjoy your time with him and don't take him for granted. It'll end one day.","attachment":null,"posted":1715823133},{"board":"an","thread":4797506,"pid":4797768,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797563
my last cat was an outdoor cat who ate a mix of wet and dry food and she lived until 20, perhaps there are more factors to it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715825497751390.jpg","filename":"1000003155.jpg"},"posted":1715825497},{"board":"an","thread":4797506,"pid":4797813,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797563
>>4797566
I didn't do anything special. I only ever fed him wet canned food. I don't remember the brand, But towards the end I tried expensive sensitive stomach stuff, but he only ever liked the cheap stuff. And I always gave him bits of whatever I was eating. He was pretty health up until the last 9 months.","attachment":null,"posted":1715829739}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797538,"pid":4797538,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What the hell was his problem?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715806577085962.jpg","filename":"hqdefault.jpg"},"posted":1715806577},{"board":"an","thread":4797538,"pid":4797564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797538
sand in his eyes and nostrils","attachment":null,"posted":1715808330},{"board":"an","thread":4797538,"pid":4797570,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797538
Just woke up and dug it's way out of the sand, then a photographer shoves a camera in his face.","attachment":null,"posted":1715809035},{"board":"an","thread":4797538,"pid":4797617,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715814719103812.jpg","filename":"image.jpg"},"posted":1715814719},{"board":"an","thread":4797538,"pid":4797625,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797538
I think he voices his grievances pretty clearly in the video, anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1715815377},{"board":"an","thread":4797538,"pid":4797758,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797538
And this is……………………………….?","attachment":null,"posted":1715824529},{"board":"an","thread":4797538,"pid":4797843,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797758
Never seen an hqdefault?","attachment":null,"posted":1715834172}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4797653,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I think one person like this is equal to 5 serial rapists","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715817109253944.jpg","filename":"1715817085200.jpg"},"posted":1715817109},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4797654,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797653
This could have been a reply in the SMASHED thread you fucking pillock.","attachment":null,"posted":1715817224},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4797769,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797654
This. Stop spamming the board everyone knows toad breeders are spiritual scum","attachment":null,"posted":1715825865},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4797772,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797654
Fpbp","attachment":null,"posted":1715826187},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4797787,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Toadline skeemers getting into CRISPR is going to make a wild saga. Don't even have to jack off the dogs by hand anymore","attachment":null,"posted":1715827156},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4797788,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797653
whats the cat version of this","attachment":null,"posted":1715827202},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4797889,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797653
4chan can't stand it when black people are better at science than them","attachment":null,"posted":1715838581},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798071,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797889
>black people
SMASHING and SLAMMING originated from white breeders and is now an international past time. Its an unusually multicultural thing that people of multiple races are getting involved in. Even the glorious Chinese have created fucking cloning facilities just for TOADLINEs.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715872502072272.jpg","filename":"1710559000608266.jpg"},"posted":1715872502},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798092,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797788","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715874755399359.png","filename":"1714430407692572.png"},"posted":1715874755},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798114,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798071
I'm sick of toadline slander they are actually so fucking cute","attachment":null,"posted":1715878120},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798191,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798071
Look at how sad he is. He's aware he should not be.","attachment":null,"posted":1715884241},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798193,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797889
if i demolish purposefully demolish a house and then try to sell the ruins to someone it doesn’t make me a better carpenter than actual carpenters
>>4798114
Get help","attachment":null,"posted":1715884349},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798194,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798114","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715884368284322.jpg","filename":"438963299_1432871447596547_7371875666289747887_n.jpg"},"posted":1715884368},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798285,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are these people retarded or something?","attachment":null,"posted":1715891771},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798433,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797653
What happens if you mix a redrum with a redrum....","attachment":null,"posted":1715903472},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798194
they fucked up his chromosomes so bad they turned his XY to a ZY","attachment":null,"posted":1715907391},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798474,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798193
>purposefully demolish a house
more like meticulously renovate","attachment":null,"posted":1715908052},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798505,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798285
They're exclusively bred by black people.","attachment":null,"posted":1715911467},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798517,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798505
90% of the breeders posted in toadline threads are wiggers or chinese","attachment":null,"posted":1715912710},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798538,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798505
>trying to sow dissent between toadGODS
toddlerfags are getting desperate","attachment":null,"posted":1715916435},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798563,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798092
God is dead and we have killed him.","attachment":null,"posted":1715921141},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798567,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798193
>>4798474
jej","attachment":null,"posted":1715921425},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4798579,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797653
Ayo, Tyler Ban K., Tyler Ban K. 1471 AYO!","attachment":null,"posted":1715922610},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4799553,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798505
This post is latino erasure.","attachment":null,"posted":1716012478},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4799649,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I thought these were cartel associates playing god by bumping their dogs together in their garage to see what happens. Do they really have cloning labs? Since when did cloning become so widespread?","attachment":null,"posted":1716028495},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4799695,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799649
we've been cloning plants since ancient rome. animal cloning has been getting popular since around 2015 among rich people, and you don't need a lab. there are companies that clone pets commercially for big, big money.","attachment":null,"posted":1716037573},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4799764,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798194","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716044712722938.jpg","filename":"smashburger.jpg"},"posted":1716044712},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4799773,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797653
billions must be SMASHED
trillions must be SLAMMED","attachment":null,"posted":1716045624},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4800067,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716076603818907.jpg","filename":"239967606_10220441541770389_1144472417007820879_n.jpg"},"posted":1716076603},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4800069,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798285
85 IQ, so kinda borderline","attachment":null,"posted":1716076756},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4800072,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799649
They're technically not cloned, they're just so inbred that they're almost clones. I really wish I was kidding.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716076890193068.png","filename":"Untitldded-2.png"},"posted":1716076890},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4800090,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800072
El abominacion","attachment":null,"posted":1716078659},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4800217,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800072
>Go on, take the deer leg wolf-thing. Its not like you will form a faustian pact where your descendants will be corrupted, forever cursed to fall under mortal servitude against the whip of my descendants who will bring hell to earth by burning the lost souls from the jurassic period. After all its free food...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716092613103214.png","filename":"1702187543612232.png"},"posted":1716092613},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4800238,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800217
Hey, they made their choice. Deals a deal","attachment":null,"posted":1716094437},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4800277,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800217","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716101705942651.jpg","filename":"wolfbully.jpg"},"posted":1716101705},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4800283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800277
KEK","attachment":null,"posted":1716103756},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4802277,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798505
The SKEEM is unironically diverse. So far it's whites, blacks, hispanics, and now asians.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716301622700776.webm","filename":"1711680361670484.webm"},"posted":1716301622},{"board":"an","thread":4797653,"pid":4802326,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797653
These people really enjoy playing God. Especially when they give the toads humiliating names like Cumrag or whatever. And the way they write is like normies on steroids, this tone of always being perpetually hyper and excited for everything, and doing things on a whim cuz LIFE IS SHORT SO WHY NOT!!!! Something is wrong with these people that's for sure.","attachment":null,"posted":1716304730}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797673,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Which animal would be the best suited for genetic tampering in order to create a bioweapon? Animals, no bacteria, plants, fungi, prions, archaea or virii allowed","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715818382528605.jpg","filename":"2aae3adb44cbf0b7538c755c0d1c4412-1232925228.jpg"},"posted":1715818382},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797684,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797673
Bombardier beetle","attachment":null,"posted":1715819181},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797685,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797684
as what, a pepper spray nade?","attachment":null,"posted":1715819359},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797698,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797673
Crop-eating insects. Modify them to breed and eat faster and make them more resistant to poisons and predators.
Stuff like that - organisms that cause economic and agricultural damage would be more useful than weaponised predators (though like any bio weapon they would eventually turn on their creators). Worms that decrease soil quality, molluscs that damage dams and water supplies, etc","attachment":null,"posted":1715820269},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797699,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797698
>>4797673
Oh and parasites would be useful too but that goes without saying","attachment":null,"posted":1715820330},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797705,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797673
You don't even need a bio-weapon. Just force uncontrolled immigration on the country and wham, instant societal downfall.","attachment":null,"posted":1715820660},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797706,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797698
yes, but that would create more problems for everyone. said insects would soon mutate due to their fast breeding and get out of control and eventually harm the very nations that created them. much like the nuclear fallout being carried by the wind and hitting neutral/allied countries.","attachment":null,"posted":1715820692},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797708,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797673
botflies
>make them target only humans
>make them parthenogenetic for easier reproduction
>make them nocturnal and smaller for better stealth
>make the eggs hatch inside the mother's body so she deposits live maggots
>change their behavior so they deposit their maggots specifically inside nostrils and ear canals
>make their abdomen longer and thinner so they can quickly inject maggots deep in the cavities
>maggots will beeline as quickly as possible towards the brain
>host gets his brain eaten before anything can be done about the maggots
Just release a few tens of thousands of them over a country from a plane and watch the populace quickly descend into despair as nobody knows when they are next. You don't pay attention for a few seconds, feel an itch in your ear and it's already too late, a strike force of maggots has been dropped too deep for you to reach and is making its way to eat your brain.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715820778719095.jpg","filename":"large.jpg"},"posted":1715820778},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797715,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797685
Can burn out an eye in its natural state. Is basically a mobile chemistry set and pressurized container with accurate aim. Magical genetic tampering into can modify the catalysts and chemicals used to make other types of delayed explosives, or glues, or corrosive components, or paint a camera lens, or squirt conductive material to fuck up electronics after crawling into a ventilation hole, etc.","attachment":null,"posted":1715821198},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797706
It’s the most realistic scenario (look at how diseases are being weaponised despite the guarantee they will blow right back to their creators).
You don’t even need to genetically engineer organisms for this - invasive species already do billions of dollars of damage a year in the USA. Simply specifically collecting and targeting various species and releasing them all at once could be economically and ecologically catastrophic. You could even directly kill people if you do things like releasing Saltwater/Nile crocs into the Everglades or venomous Australian snakes into New Mexico or whatever
But multicellular organisms don’t mutate as fast as you claim. They can change, yes, but a tropical insect deployed into South America by say Russia isn’t changing into something that can come right back for at least several thousand years","attachment":null,"posted":1715821503},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797804,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797710
>you wouldn't want a 3 day vacation would you?
lmao you’re one to talk champ","attachment":null,"posted":1715828947},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797808,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797708
That sounds nightmarish but I highly doubt a person wouldn’t notice a fly landing on them","attachment":null,"posted":1715829271},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797810,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797673
>no fungi
Goddamn it dude. You just excluded some of the most devastating organisms in the planet that would excel at this exact purpose.
>>4797698
> (though like any bio weapon they would eventually turn on their creators)
Not necessarily. That’s just a fictional trope. In this case any reasonable mad scientists would know how to destroy the thing they create for the very same reason.","attachment":null,"posted":1715829436},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797811,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797710
>that's false. immigration creates short term instability
And what happens when you have decades long unending immigration? Suddenly that "short term" isn't so short.
Besides, you're full of bullshit anyway. In the past, those "ungrateful" jobs got paid a living wage.","attachment":null,"posted":1715829632},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797903,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797810
> Not necessarily. That’s just a fictional trope. In this case any reasonable mad scientists would know how to destroy the thing they create for the very same reason
Covid was in all probability a lab leak - there was no vaccine just sitting around for it. It’s also even more difficult to get rid of an organism that is infesting ecosystems from the ground up than a virus that can be reduced through quarantine and vaccines","attachment":null,"posted":1715841649},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797906,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797903
>lableak
Rightist conspiracy theory. Covid was proven to have originated from American soldiers, who likely got it from prairie dogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715842166},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797913,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797673
The skys is the limit really. If we are talking multigenerational genetic tampering just pick anything and tamper away. The most benign animal could become a killing machine. I'm choosing a limpet as my base animal. It doesn't really matter because no matter what the the base animal is, with enough tampering anything could potentially end up being a weapon.","attachment":null,"posted":1715843088},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797956,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797698
Pretty much this. Imagine unleashing a swarm of genetically-modified locusts resistant to most commonly used pesticides that also eat and breed more. They could probably crash entire agricultural economies","attachment":null,"posted":1715851144},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4797967,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797718
That's bullshit. Insects can and have developed resistances to pesticides within the span of a few years. Otherwise we wouldn't hear much about bio pest control to cope with the fact that most products barely work anymore","attachment":null,"posted":1715854496},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4798280,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797903
> Covid was in all probability a lab leak
Doubtful. Things happened too conveniently for that to be the case.
> It’s also even more difficult to get rid of an organism that is infesting ecosystems from the ground up than a virus
It would depend on the organism in question. Something that literally lives in the ground, maybe","attachment":null,"posted":1715891512},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4798292,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"kill yourselves","attachment":null,"posted":1715892161},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4798374,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797913
This. Genes can go a long way, the limpet could be a giant squid with some gene editing","attachment":null,"posted":1715897944},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4798388,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797673
Gundog","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715898873110255.jpg","filename":"preview.jpg"},"posted":1715898873},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4798395,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798280
No, it was very very much a lab leak. China and the US were complicit in violating a few treaties regarding bioweapons and the denials ranged from desperate non sequiturs (from fauci and folks) to total shutdown (xi’s side). If russia confirmed that the US and China were using chinese soil to develop superviruses it would basically ruin geopolitics forever.","attachment":null,"posted":1715899508},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4798410,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797967
Sure they can develop resistance to certain pesticides, but other stuff - like climate and diet changes - are absolutely not stuff that happens in mere years (see my example of tropical insects trying to colonise Russia).","attachment":null,"posted":1715901113},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4798413,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798280
> It would depend on the organism in question. Something that literally lives in the ground, maybe
A disease infects human beings and relies on humans for survival, and vaccines and quarantine may well wipe it out. A small animal might well infest several million square kilometers of hundreds of different biomes and various terrains and multiple countries, and each and every single organism must be killed or they will simply replicate back in a few years.","attachment":null,"posted":1715901282},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4798454,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Any crop-devasting animal..if you were specifically thinking about vertebrates, i would go for some species of parrot.
Maybe quakers as they are extremely smart on their own plus build nests and eat a lot.
If you modified them to become more active, become smarter and reproduce faster, they could be quite threatening for agriculture, they can pick large pieces of crop and eat it somewhere else also, they have dialects, are highly social and highly organized.
i wonder what would happen if you selectively bred them for more mechanical intelligence, long term memory and paw usage","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715905305768885.jpg","filename":"Quaker-Parrot-Eat.jpg"},"posted":1715905305},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4798549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797673
this series was so cool. severely underrated","attachment":null,"posted":1715917982},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4798554,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"To toss some more bioweapons stuff into discussion, in the 1950s & 1960s the US government had facilities at Plum Island NY doing active bioweapons research. A few years after this the first cases of what we now call lyme disease were documented, in nearby Lyme CT. Not to hard to imagine some diseased test tick getting loose and then hitching a ride on a bird to the mainland.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715918669602614.png","filename":"Screenshot_20240516-225845-566.png"},"posted":1715918669},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4798574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798388
The simplest, effective answer we needed all along","attachment":null,"posted":1715921977},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4798583,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797673
pig","attachment":null,"posted":1715922921},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4799043,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797673
tell me more about this op picture","attachment":null,"posted":1715974523},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4799215,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797708
>change their behavior so they deposit their maggots specifically inside nostrils and ear canals
what the fuck anon","attachment":null,"posted":1715986148},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4799556,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797808
>make them nocturnal and smaller for better stealth
Presumably they'd land on you while sleeping like a Tsetse Fly. You can't cover all the holes in your head and all times and even if you feel it when it lands you can't do much against a swarm of flies.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716012811086718.png","filename":"Figure-1-Haines-et-al-2020-1024x751.png"},"posted":1716012811},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4799558,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797673
Biological warfare. Infect mosquitos with the American flu and them drop them into China or russia.","attachment":null,"posted":1716012922},{"board":"an","thread":4797673,"pid":4799569,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797708
>make an entirely different organism","attachment":null,"posted":1716016966}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797775,"pid":4797775,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This is a fish.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715826428783012.jpg","filename":"dragon-Detail-relief-tile-Nine-Dragon-Wall-1756.jpg"},"posted":1715826428},{"board":"an","thread":4797775,"pid":4797789,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797775
Most things are.","attachment":null,"posted":1715827265},{"board":"an","thread":4797775,"pid":4797842,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797789
Evidence/source/proof?","attachment":null,"posted":1715834077},{"board":"an","thread":4797775,"pid":4798046,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797842
Nta but have you ever heard of the tale about the carp and the waterfall","attachment":null,"posted":1715868983},{"board":"an","thread":4797775,"pid":4798260,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798046
I don’t like where this is going…","attachment":null,"posted":1715890304},{"board":"an","thread":4797775,"pid":4798343,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798046
>>4798260","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715896141624374.jpg","filename":"c78b8-16696316929487-1920.jpg"},"posted":1715896141},{"board":"an","thread":4797775,"pid":4799455,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797775
Yum.","attachment":null,"posted":1715996854}]}
{"title":"Natural cure","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797884,"pid":4797884,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">be me
>work at an office
>very antisocial and vocal about it so no one bothers me
>unfortunately all the offices are doorless
>out of 145 offices in my floor a beehive formed outside my window
>it became a gathering point for coworkers to watch the bees and talking to me about them
> 2 weeks later the hive made a separate extension and now technically I have 2 hives on my window
>coworkers now come daily to check if they’re going to merge
>”sorry for bothering you anon, here some coffee for your troubles” and the others are doing the same bringing treats on my table
>since I just take the coffee I offered the treats for others
>I started bonding with them and found that I have similar interests with some of them
>this morning on the opposite side of the bees there was not 1 but 3 white pigeons they were standing there watching the bees
>one of my coworkers saw them and called the others to bring doughnuts because it’s a “special occasion” and i offered to pay for it
>”wow anon.. it’s like nature is trying to tell you something”
I’m not sure what it is, but it made me happy.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715837978389307.jpg","filename":"IMG_6869.jpg"},"posted":1715837978},{"board":"an","thread":4797884,"pid":4798073,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You're a highly social animal who dearly needs lots of socialization. Antisocial tendencies tend to form out of development damage. Avoidance strategies are among the least destructive though so you're not in the worst shape. You need to learn how to very quickly spot genuine people who share your interests, and spot assholes who have much worse social maladaptations. Easier said than done by far, but you're on the right track. Once you learn how to quickly establish trust, you'll need to work on actually opening up to others and being a bit vulnerable. This will require changing your views a little, knocking off the rough edges. Not hiding, but actually integrating. It's well worth the metamorphosis. You'll be much more happy I promise.","attachment":null,"posted":1715872638},{"board":"an","thread":4797884,"pid":4798136,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797884
I'm glad you're coming out of your shell a bit anon, and that others are treating you kindly. People really aren't all that bad","attachment":null,"posted":1715879604},{"board":"an","thread":4797884,"pid":4798198,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797884
>since I just take the coffee I offered the treats for others
You should really stop drinking coffee caffeine dependency is awful otherwise cool","attachment":null,"posted":1715884632},{"board":"an","thread":4797884,"pid":4798199,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798073
>Avoidance strategies are among the least destructive though so you're not in the worst shape.
What are the other strategies?","attachment":null,"posted":1715884693},{"board":"an","thread":4797884,"pid":4798214,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798073
its hard to integrate when I despise what most people do or believe in. Everyone is shallow and artificial","attachment":null,"posted":1715886168},{"board":"an","thread":4797884,"pid":4798310,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798073
Where were you to tell me this 20+ years ago? lol Its good advice.
Infuriates me to no end how many sessions with shrinks I sat through in my younger years only for it to be a complete waste of time and money, AND having to just eventually figure this shit out on my own (by then it was too late though). Psychiatry should be banned- its a sham.","attachment":null,"posted":1715893399},{"board":"an","thread":4797884,"pid":4798367,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797884
Lovely progression anon, keep it up!","attachment":null,"posted":1715897314},{"board":"an","thread":4797884,"pid":4798504,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The most wholesome thread on this god forsaken hell site.
Thank you for sharing this, anon, I hope you continue to have nice things happen to you.","attachment":null,"posted":1715911397}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4797897,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Life on earth peaked in the Cretaceous period","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715841332254385.jpg","filename":"images (4).jpg"},"posted":1715841332},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4797898,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715841353952508.jpg","filename":"68dd6865d0eee811c98aa1f7f6a2b911.jpg"},"posted":1715841353},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4797899,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715841414608148.jpg","filename":"1618012459603.jpg"},"posted":1715841414},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4797900,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715841491970038.jpg","filename":"GettyImages-1087324712-57e7d9a94d0c499387ebc24792fa4f9d.jpg"},"posted":1715841491},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4797901,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797897
Do you want to be a dinosaur?","attachment":null,"posted":1715841559},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4797902,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715841596888908.jpg","filename":"giganotosaurusWC2-576806a83df78ca6e4c57c2f.jpg"},"posted":1715841596},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4797904,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797901
No but I'd love to watch them live their lives, from a safe distance of course","attachment":null,"posted":1715841658},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4797918,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797897
uh, no, triassic","attachment":null,"posted":1715844066},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4798402,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797918
Triassic was very cool but it still doesn't reach the insanity of the Cretaceous.
Also the Cretaceous had flowers which automatically makes it better","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715900065516033.jpg","filename":"blue-mystique-orchid-plant-royalty-free-image-1706109114.jpg"},"posted":1715900065},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4798561,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797897
Imagine hearing
>Craken vs Moby Dick
And thinking
>Would have been better if they were both lizards","attachment":null,"posted":1715920800},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4798569,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797918
Fucking triassic lmfao.","attachment":null,"posted":1715921635},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4798570,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798402
Why did it have flowers?","attachment":null,"posted":1715921678},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4798588,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798570
Good question, I mean it's just an efficient system, having other creatures carry out your reproductive process. I think ants were the first pollinators but don't quote me on that. Grass also didn't evolve until the late Cretaceous, 70 million years ago","attachment":null,"posted":1715923304},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4798655,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"We have to go back.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715933658625152.png","filename":"Parapuzosia seppenradensis.png"},"posted":1715933658},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4798695,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797897
Why did they have such long necks they seem painfully vulnerable.","attachment":null,"posted":1715939588},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4798702,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Megafauna certainly peaked in the Cretaceous.
Why was everything so huge?","attachment":null,"posted":1715941626},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4798765,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797901
being an animal sucks ass unless you're one of those spoiled domestic dogs","attachment":null,"posted":1715947613},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4798767,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798695
>they seem painfully vulnerable.
They are","attachment":null,"posted":1715947710},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4799130,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798655
I miss ammonites so much, bros.","attachment":null,"posted":1715981115},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4799133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799130
Just deal with nautilus or argonauts dude, it's not that hard.","attachment":null,"posted":1715981216},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4799196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"imagine being dropped off in a creaceous ocean, animals aside, just the amount of water alone would be terrifying","attachment":null,"posted":1715985070},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4799454,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"For me it's the Devonian","attachment":null,"posted":1715996453},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4799760,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799196
Oceans today are so small, wherever you drop you can just swim to the nearest shore.","attachment":null,"posted":1716044420},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4800480,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797897
Correct and I'm bringing them back.","attachment":null,"posted":1716134154},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4800530,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799196
>>4799760
How much more water are we talking exactly?","attachment":null,"posted":1716138723},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4800561,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800530
The oceans in the Cretaceous weren’t bigger, but between the Tethys Sea and the fact that the isthmus of Panama didn’t exist, there was an uninterrupted tropical ocean from ~100mya to ~30mya and this made the oceans way more productive and the land wetter. Sea levels were a bit higher due to Antarctica not being centered on the South Pole and thus an ice sink, and the Arctic Ocean wasn’t so tightly encircled, which prevented permanent sea ice in the north, too, but the Western Interior Seaway in North America was mostly due to isostatic depression due to the weight of the Appalachian mountains and the beginning of the formation of the Rockies","attachment":null,"posted":1716140572},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4801245,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798402
flowers are for faggots though","attachment":null,"posted":1716202990},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4801274,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801245
>not being able to appreciate pretty flowers
How dreary your life must be","attachment":null,"posted":1716207636},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4802149,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716280547581328.png","filename":"nom nom nom.png"},"posted":1716280547},{"board":"an","thread":4797897,"pid":4802294,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798561
>Preferring this dumb, blocky looking motherfucker with no top teeth
What a loser","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716302808239362.png","filename":"640x427-sperm-whale.png"},"posted":1716302808}]}
{"title":"Invasives you can't help but like","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797720,"pid":4797720,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Florida wouldn't be the same without these guys running all over the place","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715821651166666.jpg","filename":"Brown-Anole-Pictures.jpg"},"posted":1715821651},{"board":"an","thread":4797720,"pid":4797726,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"different Florida lizards, at least these guys aren't fucking with any native lizards","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715822331282542.jpg","filename":"Battle Colors.jpg"},"posted":1715822331},{"board":"an","thread":4797720,"pid":4797733,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797720
>>4797726
do they really even count as invasive when they're so close? eventually im sure they would have rafted over to florida after a bad hurricane. in fact its surprising they didn't already.","attachment":null,"posted":1715822929},{"board":"an","thread":4797720,"pid":4797744,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"My family have a summer home near https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maratea where some super cute squirrel from Thailand has been introduced and is supposedly fucking up agriculture in the area. It's even worse in the North, somewhere near Turin, they say. But those squirrels are too cute. I don't know what they're called to post pictures of, but they're very, very cute.","attachment":null,"posted":1715823518},{"board":"an","thread":4797720,"pid":4797750,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Paulownia. It's fast growth and big ass leaves tempt me every spring.","attachment":null,"posted":1715823675},{"board":"an","thread":4797720,"pid":4797751,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797744
Finlayson's squirrel. Nutty lil' niggas","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715823843180010.jpg","filename":"10621931293_53107af67f_z.jpg"},"posted":1715823843},{"board":"an","thread":4797720,"pid":4797752,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797744
Can't upload pics because reasons but I found out what they're called:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finlayson%27s_squirrel","attachment":null,"posted":1715823870},{"board":"an","thread":4797720,"pid":4797755,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797751
Yup, those're the ones. I just posted >>4797752 after finding it out for myself. Super fucking cute. I hear they're moving further north into my region, Campania, but I haven't seen any.","attachment":null,"posted":1715824133},{"board":"an","thread":4797720,"pid":4797771,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797733
Idk about brown anoles given greens themselves only rafted over a few million years before them but green iguanas would not have colonized the Caribbean nearly as rapidly without man fucking over Cyclura populations","attachment":null,"posted":1715826172},{"board":"an","thread":4797720,"pid":4797836,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797720
Those things are invasive? We have them here and I’m in the middle of nowhere.
>>4797771
>but green iguanas would not have colonized the Caribbean nearly as rapidly
Very true. We only managed to get our population down a few years back and they’re still fairly common. Wish it would have been the Blue Iguana that was so successful","attachment":null,"posted":1715833344}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798006,"pid":4798006,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hate to kill a thread but is that a really small elephant or really big humans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5AF4kS1FS0
Google tells me the average female asian elephant is 8.5 feet tall. Let's say that's a small specimen at 7.5 feet tall. That's not a difference of greater than 8 inches. The tallest guy on the left is like 6'8","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715861078018618.png","filename":"Screenshot 2024-05-16 174359.png"},"posted":1715861078},{"board":"an","thread":4798006,"pid":4798009,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798006
This is 100% a juvinile.
The smallest species of elephant is 2.5 meters tall.
None of these guys are over 6 feet tall.","attachment":null,"posted":1715861581},{"board":"an","thread":4798006,"pid":4798021,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798009
Can juvenile (teenage) elephants have babies?
Aren't their gestation period like 2-3 years? That baby looks like a year old too, or at least a few months
Are we sure that's the mother? Could it be that they're siblings or something","attachment":null,"posted":1715863712},{"board":"an","thread":4798006,"pid":4798039,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798006
Prolly just a miniphant. They can be even smaller, this one has dwarfism
https://youtu.be/KC-cE5XXwuE?si=POn48l9dDbqzB9Zq","attachment":null,"posted":1715865719}]}
{"title":"What kind of moth is this?","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798007,"pid":4798007,"name":"mothtoucher9000","msg":"is it nocturnal?
will I kill it if I capture it?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715861262941927.jpg","filename":"Tiger Mothia.jpg"},"posted":1715861262},{"board":"an","thread":4798007,"pid":4798010,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798007
Unless you are rough on it it should survive being captured.
Most of them do not have mouths, so they only live for a week.","attachment":null,"posted":1715861927},{"board":"an","thread":4798007,"pid":4798022,"name":"mothtoucher9000","msg":">>4798010
what is the average lifespan of an adult moth?
could I keep it as a pet somewhere in my room or would it live better out in the wild outside?","attachment":null,"posted":1715863841},{"board":"an","thread":4798007,"pid":4798028,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798010
They only eat during the larval stage or what? Wtf","attachment":null,"posted":1715864734},{"board":"an","thread":4798007,"pid":4798033,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798007
brown recluse","attachment":null,"posted":1715865086},{"board":"an","thread":4798007,"pid":4798034,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798028
Generally yeah. Moths are fucking weird.
>>4798022
Short, couple weeks or a month at tops, sometimes as few as a few days. They want to fuck while adults, and nothing else is particularly important to them. So they wouldn't get that inside as a "pet" but also wouldn't get eaten - unknown whether being eaten is better than starving to death.
There's a "moth guy" in the bug thread who can give you more info, but they're basically the bromeliad flower of bugs: pretty and a sign the organism is about to die.","attachment":null,"posted":1715865090},{"board":"an","thread":4798007,"pid":4798267,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798007
Reclusive brown moth, known for their acidic saliva","attachment":null,"posted":1715890691},{"board":"an","thread":4798007,"pid":4798273,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798028
Same thing with butterflies. They hustle to eat as a caterpillar and then live for a week as an adult to mate. a lot of bugs have something similar.","attachment":null,"posted":1715891147}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797959,"pid":4797959,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Mice are an infestation. They need to be eradicated. They are not unproblematic just because you think they look "cute" in pictures. Few things are more disgusting than a mouse scuttling through the rooms of your house or hearing them inside the walls.
Mice are the genuine cockroaches among mammals.
>not rats?
Watch less cartoons. Rats infest sewers and warehouses. The ones infesting ordinary houses are mice, and thus I have a stronger opinion on mice.
Basically, roundhouse kick mice.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715851994053287.jpg","filename":"Child-with-mouse-in-her-hand-732x549-thumbnail[1].jpg"},"posted":1715851994},{"board":"an","thread":4797959,"pid":4797985,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715857447584260.png","filename":"1659888626913518.png"},"posted":1715857447},{"board":"an","thread":4797959,"pid":4797989,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797959
That's a really cute mouse :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715858762},{"board":"an","thread":4797959,"pid":4798017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Mice don’t look cute, rats do (at least not the bigger ones) also, if you got a mice problem in your walls, place your phone by the vents and play the audio of their natural predators. They’d leave and after awhile, never come back.","attachment":null,"posted":1715863163},{"board":"an","thread":4797959,"pid":4798272,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797959
I agree they suck. I’d love to try to tame some kind of predator and just start a ratting company killing mice and rats
>>4798017
> if you got a mice problem in your walls, place your phone by the vents and play the audio of their natural predators. They’d leave and after awhile, never come back.
Now this I wanna see done…","attachment":null,"posted":1715891028},{"board":"an","thread":4797959,"pid":4798274,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798272
People use minks for that","attachment":null,"posted":1715891238},{"board":"an","thread":4797959,"pid":4798316,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798274
Well. I think one *person* does. I wanna extend it to martens and whatever else though","attachment":null,"posted":1715893817},{"board":"an","thread":4797959,"pid":4798354,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798316
>Martys Mustelids for all your rodent woes
Anon, shows up to crawl through your walls to get his weasel
>Try our 3 for one mad ferret Friday deal","attachment":null,"posted":1715896565}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4797925,"pid":4797925,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Just found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys used to carry newborn lambs down the mountains for seasonal grazing.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715845424609856.jpg","filename":"donkey nannie 1.jpg"},"posted":1715845424},{"board":"an","thread":4797925,"pid":4798069,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Wrong anon. They are called donkey taxis.","attachment":null,"posted":1715872180},{"board":"an","thread":4797925,"pid":4798089,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How do the baby lambs know how to get in and out of the bag things?? How did a stupid donkey """evolve""" to know how to do this?? Something is not adding up, atheists!!","attachment":null,"posted":1715874476},{"board":"an","thread":4797925,"pid":4798189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798089
Sheep larva are actually marsupials","attachment":null,"posted":1715884087},{"board":"an","thread":4797925,"pid":4798196,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Donkeys are cute. I would get one for my imaginary homestead if they didn't make those terrible noises.","attachment":null,"posted":1715884514},{"board":"an","thread":4797925,"pid":4798296,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797925
That’s sick. Where is this done?
>>4798196
> if they didn't make those terrible noises.
That’s alwYs the dealbreaker for everyone Kek","attachment":null,"posted":1715892351},{"board":"an","thread":4797925,"pid":4798632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4797925
>>4798296
OP pic is in italy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715927120585550.jpg","filename":"donkey nannie 2.jpg"},"posted":1715927120}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798018,"pid":4798018,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"as shrimple as this","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715863425673360.jpg","filename":"shrimple.jpg"},"posted":1715863425},{"board":"an","thread":4798018,"pid":4798066,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">The Virgin Shrimp vs The Chad Prawn","attachment":null,"posted":1715871836},{"board":"an","thread":4798018,"pid":4798255,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798018
>smaller
>bigger
shrimpbros… can we still compete…….??","attachment":null,"posted":1715890102},{"board":"an","thread":4798018,"pid":4798264,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798255","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715890598196307.png","filename":"not-so-shrimple.png"},"posted":1715890598},{"board":"an","thread":4798018,"pid":4798444,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798018
Why don’t prawns just invent tools already?","attachment":null,"posted":1715904062},{"board":"an","thread":4798018,"pid":4798447,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798444
It would be imprawnbible","attachment":null,"posted":1715904556},{"board":"an","thread":4798018,"pid":4798619,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798444
*ptsd flashbacks to the shitshow thread from months ago*","attachment":null,"posted":1715925573},{"board":"an","thread":4798018,"pid":4800929,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUqQt8mD99c","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716165356563141.jpg","filename":"shrimp glockenspiel.jpg"},"posted":1716165356}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798112,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"So these are just kinda...? Water doggos?
And they hunted 90% of the billion year standing lineages of nautilus to death in a handful million years?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715878045842131.jpg","filename":"KICO_170504_JSc_001_2x1.jpg"},"posted":1715878045},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798115,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798112
>So these are just kinda...? Water doggos?
have you never been to one of those oceanic entertainment venues with a trained seal who does tricks?
because yes, they are extremely doglike.","attachment":null,"posted":1715878226},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798115
on earth we call those "aquariums"","attachment":null,"posted":1715879208},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798141,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798133
I was talking more Seaworld and that restaurant that's like Medeival Times but its pirates","attachment":null,"posted":1715880043},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798152,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">snout
>barks
>sea LION","attachment":null,"posted":1715880734},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798162,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798141
> that restaurant that's like Medeival Times but its pirates
is the food good?","attachment":null,"posted":1715882505},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798164,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798112
I remember an anon here saying they were among the likeliest animals today to be domesticated because they’re so friendly or something. Don’t know how true it is but they are similar in disposition to dogs","attachment":null,"posted":1715882603},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798171,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798162
IDK the whole place smells like an aquarium so that can kinda defeat your appetite but they had an animatronic glow-in-the-dark skeleton come out of the central pool and it was like 16 feet tall so overall a cool experience.","attachment":null,"posted":1715882995},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798240,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798133
Kekkekekekekekekeke hahahahaha","attachment":null,"posted":1715887662},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798461,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798164
I think domesticating anything aquatic would be incredibly hard on the long term.
We could try however adding them the genes dogs have for being nice and domestic and then selective breeding them a handful generations (which is hard bc they are aquatic duh)
Their Amphibian ancestors however would have been a cool and maybe plausible domestic animal","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715906477708851.jpg","filename":"image_12194e-Potamotherium-valletoni.jpg"},"posted":1715906477},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798481,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798461
Otters…","attachment":null,"posted":1715908708},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798496,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798461
I think mermen could use them as hunting doggos to capture sharks.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715910328496086.jpg","filename":"_db19e25f-3746-4875-a2b9-d49178f3821c.jpg"},"posted":1715910328},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798511,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798164
>>4798461
The problem is that they smell like shit.","attachment":null,"posted":1715911972},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798532,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798152
Seal is already a contraction of sea wolf, they needed a different animal.","attachment":null,"posted":1715915724},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798590,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798461
that’s just an extra large otter silly
>>4798481
this","attachment":null,"posted":1715923505},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798658,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798590
Ptters are just water weasels. Sea lions look more doggish","attachment":null,"posted":1715934673},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798766,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798112
They are more related to weasels snd bears, ackshully.","attachment":null,"posted":1715947645},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798805,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798658
that one in the pic really does just look like a otter though","attachment":null,"posted":1715951000},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798809,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798164
>>4798461
They are indeed, but their habitat was recognised as a barrier that naturally prevented any domestication from happening.","attachment":null,"posted":1715951385},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798828,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798164
They'd need a huge body of water to be happy
Imagine all the owners neglecting them by just giving them a kiddie pool","attachment":null,"posted":1715953677},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798852,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798828
>Imagine all the owners neglecting them by just giving them a kiddie pool
That would add a whole new dimension to those animal rescue shows. They break into some meth head's backyard and there is just this depressed seal with clown make up lying in a dirty kiddie pool.","attachment":null,"posted":1715955855},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4798972,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798766
Bullshit. If you've ever spent time observing seals you'll notice their behavioural patterns are surprisingly canine. So much so that when dogs and seals encounter each other there's a familial interaction pattern.","attachment":null,"posted":1715969096},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4799140,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798972
They're all in the caniformia suborder.","attachment":null,"posted":1715981520},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4799200,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's just mammals dominating nature.","attachment":null,"posted":1715985370},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4800178,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798461
>I think domesticating anything aquatic would be incredibly hard on the long term.
Explain Koi and Goldfish.","attachment":null,"posted":1716087592},{"board":"an","thread":4798112,"pid":4800212,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800178
>Explain Koi and Goldfish
They are not the size of large dog while juvenile anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1716091717}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798108,"pid":4798108,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are snakes the only animals in the entire history of life on Earth to ever hunt prey by wrapping their bodies around it and squeezing?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715877663576965.jpg","filename":"post meal constrictor.jpg"},"posted":1715877663},{"board":"an","thread":4798108,"pid":4798134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798108
no my onahole does that every night","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715879239037622.jpg","filename":"1699196933987775.jpg"},"posted":1715879239},{"board":"an","thread":4798108,"pid":4798197,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798108
I know some eels do this. But some raptors like owls also use their feet to constrict their prey and make them go into cardiac arrest, just like the pythons and boas.","attachment":null,"posted":1715884606},{"board":"an","thread":4798108,"pid":4798201,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798197
pretty sure most of the heavy lifting of an owls kills are its talons but I guess squeezing helps","attachment":null,"posted":1715884908},{"board":"an","thread":4798108,"pid":4798207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"hm if you think about it snakes kill by hugging to death","attachment":null,"posted":1715885192},{"board":"an","thread":4798108,"pid":4798243,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798108
Abelisaurs did the same","attachment":null,"posted":1715887890},{"board":"an","thread":4798108,"pid":4798266,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798243
What fucking drugs are you using?","attachment":null,"posted":1715890674},{"board":"an","thread":4798108,"pid":4799651,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A lot of big cats' killing is done not by ripping put the throat as previously thought, but just crushing the windpipe and choking them out.
But yea that's pretty far from snake constricting.","attachment":null,"posted":1716030358}]}
{"title":"Micro-falconry","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798135,"pid":4798135,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Has anyone gotten into micro-falconry? I'm always fascinated by bird of prey, but they are not legal to own in my state except for purpose of falconry/hunting.
Some people have gotten around the legislation by just doing "micro-falconry" - e.g., owning small bird of prey like kestrel (which is much lower cost and maintenance), then going out to the field once a week or once every two weeks and have their kestrel just kill bunch of rats and pests. Sounds like it can be fun.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715879384223287.jpg","filename":"San_Diego_City_College_Zoo_booth_at_Earth_Day_2007.jpg"},"posted":1715879384},{"board":"an","thread":4798135,"pid":4798168,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798135
A kestrel isn’t as noob friendly as a larger bird and costs just as much a larger bird too; food is the only thing you’d spend less on. I guess you’d be fine with a cheaper thinner glove instead of a gauntlet or even going barehanded, but most other equipment, housing, and maintenance supplies are going to be about the same and they still should be flown as often as possible. With the metabolism on a kessie, I don’t even know if you’d have a smaller volume of shit to clean up either. Their behavior is pretty fun though. So is watching em catch a fat grasshopper in midair.
Most of the annoyance of training a kestrel is just that you don’t have as much leeway for keeping them at the right weight to cooperate with you, they’re really really easy to just overfeed. Small fractions of a gram are enough to A) go flying away forever because they certainly aren’t hungry enough to hunt and don’t want anything you’re offering, or B) flying away forever because they were so hungry they immediately gorged on their catch before you could trade a tidbit with them and now they’re back to being in the mood for option A before a larger predator decides to ambush them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715882846},{"board":"an","thread":4798135,"pid":4798176,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798135
What >>4798168 said.
Falconry isnt something to dabble in. Your best bet for getting into it is to apprentice a professional, and they'd probably require you to have some previous experience and/or qualifications working with animals, specifically birds.","attachment":null,"posted":1715883411},{"board":"an","thread":4798135,"pid":4798210,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798168
>>4798176
Thanks bros. I guess falconry ain't for me. I'll just try to volunteer at my local raptor rescue in the summer and see how it goes.","attachment":null,"posted":1715885618},{"board":"an","thread":4798135,"pid":4799385,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798210
This is the best thing to do. You can get all the enjoyment with no real responsibility because you just do what you are told. As the other anon said, Kestrels are very difficult to keep and larger raptors like Red-Tailed are the most common 'beginner' bird for a reason. In addition, in my state this loophole would not work because you have to have an apprenticeship with a master falconer to own any raptor regardless of size.","attachment":null,"posted":1715992430},{"board":"an","thread":4798135,"pid":4799897,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799385
I was inspired by this news piece about falconry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKvkNxCv6jw
I don't mind taking apprenticeship, seems like a cool hobby and good way to meet people.
But my living conditions now (I live in apartment, 1st floor, with a small yard) do not allow for owning such large bird like redtail.","attachment":null,"posted":1716056912},{"board":"an","thread":4798135,"pid":4800663,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799897
My state requires a dedicated mews with a minimum size for any raptor, apartment dwellings would not be allowed even for a Kestrel. By all means look into it but it is a lot of work and any mention of your original rationale for looking at Kestrels would be a red flag to any potential mentor. Raptors, if you are looking at them from the perspective of owning a bird as a pet, are really poor choices because of how much more work it is to care for them properly.","attachment":null,"posted":1716151752},{"board":"an","thread":4798135,"pid":4800688,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Whats with all the regulations around falcons
Its a fucking bird. We dont regulate dogs with wolflike child eating tendencies (shitbulls) even nearly this much. Instead, people want the regulation itself banned even though such dogs basically “belong in the wild” where they wont eat their owners children.
What’s really stopping me from stealing some falcon eggs and getting my own bird?","attachment":null,"posted":1716154560},{"board":"an","thread":4798135,"pid":4801084,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800688
I assume you’d get arrested if you’re found like with possession of any wild animal but yes there is a lot of red tape around raptors/falcons for some reason","attachment":null,"posted":1716179996},{"board":"an","thread":4798135,"pid":4801158,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801084
The reason is precisely to stop retards like >>4800688 from owning raptors.","attachment":null,"posted":1716185882},{"board":"an","thread":4798135,"pid":4801191,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798135","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716195055212788.png","filename":"giwtwm.png"},"posted":1716195055}]}
{"title":"Doge/Kabosu","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798081,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"She's lived a longer life than Longcat now.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715873767324694.jpg","filename":"IMG_2760-1715873731786.jpg"},"posted":1715873767},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798088,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
>blind
>can't walk on its own
but at least i can still get instagram likes!","attachment":null,"posted":1715874451},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798091,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798088
fpbp
Her life was as forced as the redd*t meme","attachment":null,"posted":1715874658},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798096,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"if they had even an ounce of compassion for their dog they would have euthanized her 1-2 years ago. She shits in diapers and needs a wheeled exoskeleton just to move around now. Just depressing.","attachment":null,"posted":1715875014},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798099,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798091
>redd*t meme
shut the fuck up nigger tourist. doge was posted on the owner's personal blog and then spread like wildfire here before it was ever posted on reddit.","attachment":null,"posted":1715876024},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798101,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798096
>>4798091
>>4798088
>>4798088
This should be obvious, but animals are incapable of being angsty suicidal faggots because they have no concept of dignity and purpose. They do not beg for death because they are a little uncomfortable or because their arrangement is embarrassing. They will walk around on nubs of bone for a decade missing half their face and never once treat death as anything but their greatest fear.
Euthanizing an animal because YOU wouldn't want to live like that is childish. Use your brain. Does the animal want to live like that? If it was that bad they would stop eating and drinking or crawl off a balcony. Some of you people are the type that would try and kill yourselves if you lost a couple of limbs and lost access to all of your hobbies, your profession, and your independence. For some of you, financial disaster too late in life to become a competitive high earner and reliably recover is suicide worthy. You do not have the primal, animal desire to simply live. Your lives are abstracted works of intellect with purpose and reason. You have become immortal things, spirits, that discard their bodies when they are useless and live on as a memory. Animals are below this.","attachment":null,"posted":1715876155},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798109,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
Mother. Fucking. Thank you.
I make that argument all the time and people act like I'm a psychopath for saying as much.","attachment":null,"posted":1715877667},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798124,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Every time I see a new pic of her she looks 50% worse. I wish she could be around for a lot longer but at this point she really looks like a walking corpse, that poor thing, really.
I'm also slightly weird out by the attitude of those Japanese
>lookie she's blind, shits in diapers, can't walk anymore and is sniffing her dog friend I'm holding in my arms right now who died a couple hours ago teehee :)
Guess I'm 100% incompatible with that culture but to me this feels completely off","attachment":null,"posted":1715878614},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798127,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
Animals are capable of suicide. That's essentially what "death from loneliness" is, where they basically just stop eating and just let themselves die and be sick.
But this doesn't mean that dogs /need/ to be euthanized. You can be old and sick but still enjoy life. I don't think we should decide what is best just from some internet pictures.","attachment":null,"posted":1715878697},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798137,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
>Does the animal want to live like that?
non human animals dont have the cognitive capacity to actively "want" things. You're anthropomorphizing them","attachment":null,"posted":1715879691},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798142,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798096
>>4798081
The Japanese doesn't believe in putting down pets. Watch this episode of Japanology on Dogs, it has the same type of dog as OP, in old sickly condition. I time stamped it the part.
https://youtu.be/zxMNWH9fDuc?t=1154","attachment":null,"posted":1715880050},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798143,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798137
>non human animals dont have the cognitive capacity to actively "want" things. You're anthropomorphizing them
yes, they do DUMBFUCK
its disappointing that westoids are so soulless they consider animals machines until doctor SOIstein does a heckin MRI-erino to prove there's activity in the anterior faggot gyrus indicating they're processing words as actual words when anyone who has interacted with a dog knows its self apparent that they are self aware animals that actually have thoughts, think about words, and know they exist
its such basic shit that you can talk to rats and you faggot soulless westoids refuse to belive what is in front of your eyes because then "the heckin ethical consistency implications" mean you're a bad person because your "morals" are all based on a pseudo-secular intelligence worship cult carefully constructed to mirror anti-animal semitic murder cults and depend on animals you are used to mistreating "not being like us at all"
but they are 99% like you, sorry
also, dogs smile. this is another thing that triggers you soulless bug people. dogs smile.
>no its just panting
wrong expression
>no its submission
wrong expression again
>its nervousness they're growling its...
wrong wrong and wrong. dogs smile.
anthropomorphization is the correct conclusion 99% of the time because the majority of human behavior is shared with literally every other mammal and there is almost nothing actually setting you apart from them except being slightly more sophisticated in your use of language and memory. in most ways you are actually unusually dumb for a great ape.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715880103640851.jpg","filename":"c37165d2-a59c-493a-a3dc-61b04e00b289-star_smiling_toothy.jpg"},"posted":1715880103},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798160,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798124
because they age 7x faster","attachment":null,"posted":1715882365},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798182,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
So did she end up having kids?
Being blind is quite something. I do appreciate how she can still keep up a cheerful look
>>4798124
>Guess I'm 100% incompatible with that culture but to me this feels completely off
In fairness, that’s hardly exclusive to the Japanese","attachment":null,"posted":1715883667},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798185,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798099
Sorry your forced meme wasn't popular anon","attachment":null,"posted":1715883887},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798187,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798143
>anthropomorphization is the correct conclusion 99% of the time because the majority of human behavior is shared with literally every other mammal and there is almost nothing actually setting you apart from them except being slightly more sophisticated
This is schizophrenic.","attachment":null,"posted":1715883980},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798099
wasn’t the original photo posted to reddit in 2010?","attachment":null,"posted":1715884070},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798190,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798143
Have dogs not also evolved more muscles in the upper portion of their face so their "eyebrows" (though they lack actual like, eyebrows, more so the flesh that is in the place of eyebrows) in order to be more expressive? Domesticated animal are often quite socially intelligent. Even if they may not understand things to our level, there's still some level of connection.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715884129737974.jpg","filename":"352dbac0f66effb71cd7a0b98d1051a2_400x400.jpg"},"posted":1715884129},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798231,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798187
scientific facts that make you uncomfortable do sound schizophrenic if said aggressively enough but dont worrr they’re still true
WE do not even think its 100% certain humans are self aware and exhibit free will. this is such a fact most advertising you see today is based on studies that attempted to unlock the secrets of determinism and how truly low human intelligence is.","attachment":null,"posted":1715887273},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798258,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798231
Faqs
You unironically have fucking 80 year olds ditching their 4th marriage in favor of pussy, it's like they're too stupid to realize they're about to die","attachment":null,"posted":1715890220},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798263,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798221
You're the pussy.
>oh boo hoo I'm so miserable I can't take it wah wah wah","attachment":null,"posted":1715890500},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798277,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715891414429783.jpg","filename":"deer.jpg"},"posted":1715891414},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798290,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798277
the damage wasnt preventing it from walking, the deer just had to cope with the pain until it healed","attachment":null,"posted":1715892037},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798407,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798258
why are you replying to yourself?","attachment":null,"posted":1715900762},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798290
If the deer didnt have to walk it wouldnt give a shit even then
Animal existence is: Dont care stayin alive","attachment":null,"posted":1715901492},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798500,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798221
The ironing.","attachment":null,"posted":1715910744},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798514,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
>never once treat death as anything but their greatest fear.
Death isn't their greatest fear. It's getting wounded that they fear and try to avoid. The dog with half its face gone (riddled with infection also) and walking on bones is not just a little uncomfortable. It's living in agony. It keeps going only because it doesn't know to do anything else. It doesn't have the mental capacity to know it needs to walk into a hospital and ask for help. It doesn't have any capability to help itself. Humans with their higher intelligence and understanding can look at that dog and work out whether its life will be a miserable one that will never get better or if it can be helped and make the appropriate decision.
>>4798101
>Use your brain.
I am. Nothing would want to live in extreme pain for every moment of their lives with no chance of things ever getting better. That's common sense. It's kinder to put an animal to sleep if its quality of life is terrible with no hope of it improving.","attachment":null,"posted":1715912158},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798523,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
>Euthanizing an animal because YOU wouldn't want to live like that is childish. Use your brain. Does the animal want to live like that? If it was that bad they would stop eating and drinking or crawl off a balcony.
You don't have to anthropomorphise animals to opt for euthanasia. I don't care if an animal is incapable of cognitively processing abstract concepts such as suicide and them not acting on it. What I care about is if an animal is incapable of supporting basically bodily functions. If either apply I am putting it down. Why?
Because you would be at that point directly intervening in prolonging their lifespan, which as a result means you are applying your own ethics to decide that you want to keep animal alive when it would instead naturally die.
People who euthanise an animal that would die without human intervention are not the one to own up for ethics, its people like you who cannot bear to face their own emotions of letting a pet die. You are the one placing your own emotions over animal. Not the other way round.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715914017961256.png","filename":"1712363105577617.png"},"posted":1715914017},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798530,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Imagine killing grandma without her consent just because she was blind and can't walk.","attachment":null,"posted":1715915464},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798533,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798514
Animals cannot comprehend death — granted, humans can't comprehend it either ("What happens when we die?") but animals don't fear death because they don't understand that they themselves will die. They don't understand that even when mortally wounded they will die. They only understand an impulse of fear of great suffering that comes from pain. Their will to live comes from the fear of pain and nothing more. They can be in such agonizing torturous pain and yet refuse to die because they are afraid that there is a pain yet greater than that.
Animals understand that things "die", they see and deal with death quite often, but they don't have the same fear we do. Their biology commands them to fear death, but their biology does not inform them of what the experience of dying is like, so animals can only assume that it is an existence of eternal pain where nobody will ever see or hear you again. Why assume that the pain stops when you die? If the failure state is just "I stop moving and sleep forever" then why would any animal fear that? Animals like sleeping and assume they'll just wake up.","attachment":null,"posted":1715915921},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798550,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798514
>>4798523
>I THINK IT HURT SO I KILL
The animal DOES NOT WANT TO DIE.
>>4798533
Yes, most animals can comprehend death.
I dont care about your half assed theory i care that animals do not seek death, end their own lives, or welcome comprehensible execution methods under these circumstances. You hardly know how their subjective experience of pain is really like and how well they adapt to it or how much it affects them. If they are not killing themselves (they are capable when they rarely choose) let them live, because generally they want to live.","attachment":null,"posted":1715918060},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798573,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">mercykillfags to their wheelchairbound grandma who is hard of sight, who wants nothing but the joy of being around them is in the vicinity.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715921917739215.jpg","filename":"depositphotos_67789697-stock-photo-male-bodyguard-holding-shotgun.jpg"},"posted":1715921917},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798576,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798530
ground breaking
thread is over everyone pack it up","attachment":null,"posted":1715922432},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798616,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798576
>starts an argument in a thread about cute dog
>encounters a point he got no answer to
>pretends like he seen it a million times and pretends to end the discussion like a fucking redditor
Unless your dog is going through something excruciating like late stage cancer, your choice to shoot them behind the shed is just you getting bored of them.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715925482930370.jpg","filename":"1715298516452718.jpg"},"posted":1715925482},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798625,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798185
>unpopular
>became a household name shitcoin worth billions","attachment":null,"posted":1715926092},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798637,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798616
that wasn’t sarcasm anon","attachment":null,"posted":1715927513},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798642,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798637
My bad. Thank you for understanding.
Glad we could come to common ground thanks to grandma","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715929230388082.jpg","filename":"1715375297512719.jpg"},"posted":1715929230},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798747,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
Lel, funny old crazy eyes slobber machine","attachment":null,"posted":1715946296},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798748,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
This is something that's always struck and stood out to me when I watch sad dog rescue videos. A dog can be missing 3 limbs and just be crawling along trying to enjoy the food and weather like any other dog. Smiling and wagging.
I'm a man, but sometimes I think I can see how it would be good to learn from dogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715946481},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798759,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798550
>>I THINK IT HURT SO I KILL
The fact that you have to reduce their, very cognizant, points down to that just so you can feel like you're right shows how insincere you are.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715947298290510.jpg","filename":"1715890601829413.jpg"},"posted":1715947298},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798801,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798550
>The animal DOES NOT WANT TO DIE.
And you have now just demonstrated to the class that your postion is emotionally founded. Animals don't have concepts of "wanting" like humans do, they have drives. To want something is an abstract human concept, but drives are instinctive and based on needs. A dog does not "want" to eat that chicken on your plate, it is driven by instinctive function to eat whenever it can because food is non-sustainable in the wild. It is part of the reason why dogs will kill themselves with bloat, it is a drive out of their control. Training a dog follows these principles by denying and allowing drives in return for demonstrated behavior.
You are likely defending your position so passionately and emotionally because you are trying justify your own actions with your pets current or present, a relatives maybe. Unable to come to terms with the fact that due to you or their's selfishness it prolongued a life of extended pain for a dear pet to satisfy a fear of losing them. I have met people like you before and that is typically why they hold a position like that. I feel sorry for them because while I find their choice immature and reprehensible I understand how strong a bond they form with their pets. These animals cat or dog get them though the modernity and lows in life just as my own pets did. But there is a point where you need to let go anon.
Put that deaf/blind/cripple/incontinent 19 year old chihuahua to rest and move on.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715950791576936.jpg","filename":"1702522054467497.jpg"},"posted":1715950791},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798808,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798801
>current or present
Meant current or previously kek","attachment":null,"posted":1715951174},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798811,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798801
you (and anyone else) doesn't know any of this for certain","attachment":null,"posted":1715951658},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798816,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798811
Maybe not but it is an undeniable fact that animals feel pain, and therefore fear pain. Animals don't have wants but they do have fears. An animal that you know is in pain is constantly afraid, stressed and, you know, in pain. Maybe it doesn't want to die but by that same logic it doesn't want to live either.
You're that animals owner. It's your responsibility to take care of them. Anything that happens to them is entirely up to you. Keeping an animal in pain alive, for a prolonged period of time, when you know there's no chance of it getting better and it's only going to get worse, is selfish.
Of course this isn't a black or white issue and of course it's on a case-by-case basis but come on. Have some common sense.","attachment":null,"posted":1715951998},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798831,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"30
little baby so desperate for a (You)","attachment":null,"posted":1715954064},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798530
>>4798573
>>4798616
>>4798730
Killing a human is non-compareble to killing a dog. It is not worth considering in an argument regarding animal euthanasia as that is a completely different agrument to have regarding the worth of human life vs an animal's. It is why no anon here once argued euthanasia pluralisticly or on the basis of informed consent which libertarians champion all the time as a fundamental truth to justify murdering the surplus populations that their policies create.
If you want to go down that route you can make a vegan thread and we can all sperg there.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715955494941636.jpg","filename":"1708970457396956.jpg"},"posted":1715955494},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798874,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798816
>Animals don't have wants
this is preposterous, prove it","attachment":null,"posted":1715959181},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798878,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798514
>>4798137
You are an absolute retard. Dogs and cats are perfectly capable of killing themselves if they feel, yes feel, like it. A dog will literally stop eating if it is depressed or in pain enough. Same with a cat (they will usually run away and hide in a corner and die). This is actually what happened to the last surviving rescue dog that participated in search and rescue during 9/11. He got so old that he just didn't want to do his favorite activity - eating (he was a golden retriever), even though he was otherwise fairly healthy considering his age (he could even walk on his own, could still see and smell, etc. So they euthanized him. THAT is when you euthanize a dog or cat. Not because YOU feel bad.","attachment":null,"posted":1715959512},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798881,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798874
That is not how that works. Anon was the first to say that animals don't "want" to die, its down to them to prove that they are capable of abstract thinking such as "wanting". But you know that is not possible and so you throw it onto other anons calling that logic out.","attachment":null,"posted":1715960312},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798882,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798878
>Cats and dogs starve themselves because they want to die. No, it can't be because they caught an illness I didn't know about. It HAS to be because they want to die!","attachment":null,"posted":1715960464},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798884,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798882
Yeah, this. Animals stop eating for a myriad of reasons and yes, 'depression' can be one of them. But I don't think that most animals can connect the dots between not eating and death.
>>4798878
>he got so old he didn't want to eat anymore
So he got sick, because he's an old dog. Or got a tooth infection. Or something else that made him not want to eat. But to suggest he stopped eating because he just wanted to die? That's a pretty insane claim.","attachment":null,"posted":1715960968},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798894,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798881
you can't prove anything related to consciousness because it isn't defined in any meaningful way
this entire discussion is retarded and based on conjecture","attachment":null,"posted":1715962169},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798897,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798894
Exactly, therefore it's unethical to force an animal to live through pain because you think it wants to live. That's some dumbass ARA shit.","attachment":null,"posted":1715962514},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798899,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798881
Animals are capable of abstract thought such as wanting, questioning, planning, and expecting. Sorry. They are not conditioning based robots and all of thought did not start exactly when some monkey started verbalizing it. That’s not fact, its the secular wests shoddy replacement for genesis (which originally said animals have the same souls as humans because abrahamic faiths are vedic/zoroasterian hybrid ripoffs)","attachment":null,"posted":1715962610},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798900,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798897
Actually it would be unethical to kill them as well because you can not prove but must assume they can understand something as simple as dying. The whistler sled dogs sure did when they attacked the guy that tried to shoot them.
Instead you should give them pain killers and assume they’re like us - apparent suffering like loss of mobility doesnt actually cause them to suffer for more than a week or two and then they get used to it unless theyre worthless angsty midwits that would never breed unless forced.","attachment":null,"posted":1715962739},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798902,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798900
>you can not prove but must assume they can understand something as simple as dying
Because I assume they don't understand is is exactly why I think that death is more ethical than forcing an animal to live in agony.
>Instead you should give them pain killers
If their pain can be alleviated by something as simple as pain killers then those situations aren't the ones I'm talking about.","attachment":null,"posted":1715962874},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798904,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798902
If painkillers dont work the animal is already dying, it’s a mercy kill, dog in the OP is fine
>i assume they dont
You should assume they do because they demonstrate understanding of all but the most technologically advanced execution methods once they witness them in action on their own species","attachment":null,"posted":1715963112},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798905,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
Some of the people ITT would cream if they saw how livestock 'sanctuaries' treat the animals in their care. In reality it's neglectful and borderline abusive, but the animals are alive so it must be good, right? Right girls?...Right?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715963153727538.jpg","filename":"abused animal.jpg"},"posted":1715963153},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798906,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798902
>i assume they dont because murder is cheaper than palliative care
FTFY
“But the kindest mercies of the wicked are cruel”","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715963304204186.jpg","filename":"IMG_9691.jpg"},"posted":1715963304},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798908,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798905
animals love every condition they are in chud. why can't realize they want to live? yeah they look like they're suffering...but you have to realize, they love it!","attachment":null,"posted":1715963346},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798916,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798905
If the prosthetic hurts they need a refit/redesign and possibly anesthetics, opioids, or nerve ablation. Not murder. Imagine killing a person because they’re uncomfortable with a stump leg. How about we kill miserable virgins too? RIP… you!","attachment":null,"posted":1715963773},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798923,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798905
Actually I'm going to elaborate on why something like this (Putting a prosthetic leg on a hooved animal) fucking sucks.
Unlike carnivorans, ungulates can't live with only 3 legs. Dogs and cats can learn to balance and be happy with only 3 legs. Because of their weight, and just how they're built, heavy hooved animals (cows and horses) just can't do that. So, if a hooved animal has an injury to a leg or a foot that is so severe it won't heal in a decent enough time, the animal has to be put down.
Why is this?
Well, like I said, they cannot survive on three legs alone. This is because taking weight off one foot for a significant amount of time would make the animal shift all it's weight to it's other three feet. This will eventually cause severe, painful issues with the other three feet. And I do mean painful. Issues such as the hoof wall coming away from the lamina, which is painful enough, but will always result in near-constant infections. Basically, it can't happen.
So, what's the solution? Amputation? But they can't put all their weight on their three feet, so, what do you do?
Oh a prosthetic, of course!
Except, no.
The contact point of the prosthetic to the actual leg will eventually result in painful sores, causing the animal to shift their weight onto their three uninjured legs, eventually resulting in what i've already described.
Furthermore, prosthetics don't allow the animal to actually live in herds. The other members of the herd will bully the disabled animal, and injure it further. This is just how they are. Any roughhousing can also break or fuck up the prosthetic. So, they have to be separated. There is a reason why you never see herd animals with prosthetics interacting with herds of their own.
This is abusive to herd animals. These animals need herds to be happy, again, it's just how they are. In some places of the world it is literally illegal to keep horses and cows completely on their own, that's how fucked up it is.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715964243071360.jpg","filename":"abused aminal 2.jpg"},"posted":1715964243},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798926,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798923
>b-but they're alive! they're alive so its okay!!! YOU DONT KNOW WHATS IN THEIR HEAD!!! THEY'RE JUST LIKE PEOPLE!!!
If you unironically think that this kind of shit is okay, you have the same level of understanding about the world as a child.","attachment":null,"posted":1715964375},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798931,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798923
Most people keep lone horses without issue. Herd animals are smart enough to have another species in their little herd. Stop appealing to nature. It’s a fallacy specifically for this reason - there is no logical difference between that BS and saying deer need to be eaten by wolves to be fulfilled just because thats how it is in the wild.
Also see >>4798916 just take care of the amputation like you would for a human instead of slapping a peg leg on and walking away. Properly fit and designed prosthetics on properly treated limbs can support a whole horse or cow without pain.
You’re not arguing in favor of murder. You’re arguing against half assed medical care.","attachment":null,"posted":1715964599},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798932,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798931
>Most people keep lone horses without issue. Herd animals are smart enough to have another species in their little herd.
>Properly fit and designed prosthetics on properly treated limbs can support a whole horse or cow without pain.
Uninformed retard detected.","attachment":null,"posted":1715964685},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798943,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798932
Both of those things are true. You dont need two horses. A horse can bond with any animal including a human. And prosthetics can be quite good if you actually do them right.","attachment":null,"posted":1715965550},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798945,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798943
You do need two horses. Or at least two equines, a donkey will do fine, but a horse wont be happy if it's only herdmates are goats or cows, and anyone who says otherwise better not own a horse that they're abusing because they're too poor or too lazy to own more than one.
>And prosthetics can be quite good if you actually do them right.
See >>4798923.","attachment":null,"posted":1715966026},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798945
>appeal to nature
>you cant because i cheap out on vet care
yep its a rightoid. stop eating meat btw.","attachment":null,"posted":1715966091},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798993,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798947
>leftoid shamelessly shows xhis ass
I just got here and you already lost","attachment":null,"posted":1715970916},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4798998,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798993
>u r wrong cuz left
Left wing individuals are more intelligent on average and more likely to be influential world leaders","attachment":null,"posted":1715971096},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798908
they just like me frfr","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715972096577229.gif","filename":"1713575421297.gif"},"posted":1715972096},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799027,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798899
>Animals are capable of abstract thought such as wanting, questioning, planning, and expecting.
Prove it then.","attachment":null,"posted":1715973204},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799039,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
unfathomably based. people get uncomfortable with the maintanence old age and sickness bring and justify it as "dignity". Also a lot of people put down dogs that stop eating but dogs can stop eating from a lot of things that are simple fixes. you killed your dog because it had a stomach ache not because you cared about its dignity.","attachment":null,"posted":1715974320},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798998
Leftists/liberals are overwhelmingly mentally ill and suffering from health conditions","attachment":null,"posted":1715975288},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799100,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799051
doesn't make what he said wrong","attachment":null,"posted":1715979231},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799110,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799100
>yeah im literally crazy but so what
lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715979983},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799124,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799110
and there's plenty of rightoids that are crazy. you want to start by examining all the incels that light up malls/schools because they can't breed?","attachment":null,"posted":1715980896},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799126,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799124
most are known to be leftcels","attachment":null,"posted":1715981026},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799051
>smart people more likely to be mentally ill
yes and livestock are always happy if they have food, sleep, and sex hence the common insults “sheeple” and “cattle” reserved for people who call landing on the moon when they’re still poor “a waste of money”","attachment":null,"posted":1715981261},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799126
no they aren't lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1715982411},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799164,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798748
if you lost three limbs you'd probably smile and laugh sometimes too.
being traumatized or maimed or crippled doesn't make you somehow mystically unable to ever enjoy anything.
People in death camps tell jokes and laugh at them and look forward to meals.","attachment":null,"posted":1715982842},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799169,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798625
No one even cares about doge anymore. Go suck elons dick","attachment":null,"posted":1715982980},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799171,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799164
4chan users would kill themselves if they lost even 2 limbs unless they actually fell for some meme religion that needed a suicide ban to stop all the adherents from punching an early ticket to the afterlife","attachment":null,"posted":1715983285},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799179,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799156
wow im convinced","attachment":null,"posted":1715983826},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799182
>leftcel temper tantrum
>facts","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715984543444295.jpg","filename":"1715065812266623.jpg"},"posted":1715984543},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799198,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799182
>says the side with an omnipresent metaphorical (sometimes literal) gun to the head of anyone that goes against their narrative(s)","attachment":null,"posted":1715985306},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799542,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799182
>rightoid
I have a sneaking suspicion you are the britbong that believes the Labour party is right wing. You have been perusing a lot of threads recently.","attachment":null,"posted":1716008854},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799580,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Feel old now?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716020049716870.jpg","filename":"89f0117b.jpg"},"posted":1716020049},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799589,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799580
sad","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716021604589835.jpg","filename":"1656049207750.jpg"},"posted":1716021604},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799641,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
Based and life piled, death is cringe.","attachment":null,"posted":1716027393},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799738,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799580
yeah bro completely natural. the dog totally isn't suffering at all.","attachment":null,"posted":1716042239},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799743,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
Poor thing. Because of one meme picture she's now being kept alive well past her expiration date","attachment":null,"posted":1716042936},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799748,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799738
This but unironically","attachment":null,"posted":1716043313},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799877,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
had a point until the last 2 sentences became /x/ gibberish.","attachment":null,"posted":1716055125},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799887,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799877
if thats /x/ gibberish to you, you’re a schizoid
To everyone else its a fairly practical viewpoint
The body is temporary but the legacy is enduring","attachment":null,"posted":1716055809},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799887
>To everyone else its a fairly practical viewpoint
no it's a cope that makes you feel better about death","attachment":null,"posted":1716056021},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799931,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799890
No it is part of the cycle of having descendants and preparing the next generation to be better off than where you started. The memory shit being eternal life is not literal, it is metaphor for the concept of devoting your life's cause to your progeny.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716060231632409.jpg","filename":"1705095585195598.jpg"},"posted":1716060231},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799933,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799931
none of that has anything to do with your previous babbling about spirits","attachment":null,"posted":1716060402},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799935,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799933
>doesnt get this basic metaphor
>thinks everyone is the same person
These things vote and breed…","attachment":null,"posted":1716060727},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799938,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799935
>you can't follow my incoherent schizo ramblings? y-you're the dumb one!
yawn","attachment":null,"posted":1716061116},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799939,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799933
I am not that anon. I am abridging the new age schizo babble for you.","attachment":null,"posted":1716061147},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799961,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">wow, doge is still happy with life, has a loving family and adoring fans, even at old age
>KILL KILL KILL KILL","attachment":null,"posted":1716063183},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4799965,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">cant walk
>cant see
>lived a lifespan 10 times that of wild/feral dogs
>stuck on medication
>needs human made apparatus for any form of movement
>would have died naturally long ago without her owner intervening and artificially prolonging
>parades her out on socials as a remnant of a bygone era
>AWWWW WHAT A LOVELY LIFE SHE HAS AND WHAT A CARING OWNER!!!1!!!1! TAKE A MILLION UPVOTES!!!!1!","attachment":null,"posted":1716063541},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4800167,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What a truly autistic and entertaining thread. Thank you all for your service :)","attachment":null,"posted":1716086567},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4800200,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
if the animal is in pain, it is our duty to eat it","attachment":null,"posted":1716090684},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4800257,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800249
>pets
You mean residential livestock.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716097475084483.jpg","filename":"1705344942660619.jpg"},"posted":1716097475},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4800325,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"it's sad to see her waste away like this","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716110948176277.jpg","filename":"doge then and now.jpg"},"posted":1716110948},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4800439,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799164
>being traumatized or maimed or crippled doesn't make you somehow mystically unable to ever enjoy anything.
Depends. If you're in pain all the time, it sure makes it difficult to enjoy things or be happy.","attachment":null,"posted":1716130188},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4800498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800257
neat movie","attachment":null,"posted":1716135696},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4800511,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CELL","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716136985470891.jpg","filename":"1572703335125.jpg"},"posted":1716136985},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4800516,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
>letting an animal suffer is okay because animals don't kill themselves
nope.","attachment":null,"posted":1716137513},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801402,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"hnhnnhhhg h I'm
hnh
I'm so fucking old
nhnhgnnhgnh h","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716222381290235.jpg","filename":"b875a3fe.jpg"},"posted":1716222381},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801408,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801402
>The decaying face
>Wearing a fucking diaper","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716222874459694.gif","filename":"1714998060077025.gif"},"posted":1716222874},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801456,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801402
Post the one where the owner makes her walk like marionette.","attachment":null,"posted":1716227197},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801570,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798142
Ironic, since they off themselves for something as silly as "honor". Just put the thing out of its misery ffs, this is animal abuse at this point.","attachment":null,"posted":1716235289},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801581,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798277
I guarantee you that deer had searing pain in its legs with every step and would have liked nothing more to die.
>>4799961
>doge is still happy with life
Citation fucking needed","attachment":null,"posted":1716236237},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801593,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798573
You've never had a family member with ALS have you anon","attachment":null,"posted":1716237264},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801594,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801402
awwww look how happy and full of life she is!","attachment":null,"posted":1716237482},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801610,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
>never once treat death as anything but their greatest fear.
I'm not sure most animals truly understand death. They surely understand harm.
>If it was that bad they would stop eating
I had two dogs, when one died the other one waited for around two weeks before realizing the other one would never come back. So layed down and refused to eat or drink anything for days until we had to take it to the vet. Vet told us the heart's animal was abnormally big and had to be euthanized.","attachment":null,"posted":1716239254},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801611,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798124
Life is fleeting
Death is final
Don't be a dick, a life of pain is still life","attachment":null,"posted":1716239582},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801613,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798849
>Can't bring myself to put dog down
>Don't want to clean up the mess either
Wtf just be a fish/crustacean/herp","attachment":null,"posted":1716239755},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801638,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Oh yeah she's so happy.... look, she really wants to live.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716241453275296.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240520-224044_Instagram.jpg"},"posted":1716241453},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801641,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801638
someone put her out of her misery","attachment":null,"posted":1716241642},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801694,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801570
That is kinda ironic
>>4801593
I think most people can say that anon","attachment":null,"posted":1716245076},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801713,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801638
literally looks dead here lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1716245748},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801981,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
This is a prety unflattering photo. I think my day is worse from seeing it. The eyes, the faded fur, slumped-over positioning of the head. Sad to see my teenhood memes that made me laugh end up like this. But since her owners are pretty well-off, at least she's probably getting cared of to the best of their abilities.","attachment":null,"posted":1716255604},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4801998,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
We euthanized our dog several days after he had stopped being able to walk, had trouble relieving himself and had little energy left. He was already old and keeping him alive would've just been prolonging his suffering.","attachment":null,"posted":1716257420},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802008,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801998
based","attachment":null,"posted":1716258364},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802180,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800325
Why was she so yellow?
Are we sure it's the same dog?","attachment":null,"posted":1716283127},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802182,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802180
Just lighting and image editing.","attachment":null,"posted":1716283241},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802187,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Didn't cheems died?","attachment":null,"posted":1716283901},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
I am glad I took my 17 year old Silky Terrier/Jack Russell cross to the vet and he died peacefully in his sleep because he just had heart failure and wasn't in pain.","attachment":null,"posted":1716284072},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802285,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801981
I don't think you can get a flattering pic at that age.","attachment":null,"posted":1716301886},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802289,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802285
Or with cripples in general. Look at any photo with some dude in crutches or a wheelchair and you will see it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716302103},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802295,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Aww they're friends :)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716302977677876.webm","filename":"mogged.webm"},"posted":1716302977},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802297,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802295
They are forming a suicide pact.","attachment":null,"posted":1716303040},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802353,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802295
this guy is like the mother theresa of shibas","attachment":null,"posted":1716306023},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802409,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802180
> Why was she so yellow?
Well anon, you see, in the far east…","attachment":null,"posted":1716308936},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802412,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802295
At least she has someone to keep her company I guess","attachment":null,"posted":1716308999},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802533,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"this thread is making me sad and I don't even like dogs","attachment":null,"posted":1716317202},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802721,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
This, you only euthanize an animal if it is actively in pain that can't be cured (or will soon be), not because YOU think he might be a depressed faggot like yourself.","attachment":null,"posted":1716333820},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4802726,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802721
You think these dogs are happy >>4802295 ? Do you actually think they're happy animals?","attachment":null,"posted":1716334188},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803685,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798137
>non human animals dont have the cognitive capacity to actively "want" things
Then what is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s50vvwTystA","attachment":null,"posted":1716417408},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803695,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802726
>Do you actually think they're happy animals?
Why not?","attachment":null,"posted":1716417946},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803705,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803685
This reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/IpDUnAD_ykc
shoutout to all pitybros. never stop sharing the sauce.","attachment":null,"posted":1716418515},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803707,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802726
What is "happy"?
https://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf","attachment":null,"posted":1716418547},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803732,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It is self evident that dogs can be happy.
>inb4 WELLLL ACKSHUALLY… NO… I AM SHUCH A DEEP FINKER, WHERE LABORATORY EFIDENTH?
Well ACKSHFUALLYTTTTHHHHHPFT you cant be proven to be conscious either, period, fucking lifeless fedora tipping pop sci pseud faggot","attachment":null,"posted":1716419442},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803759,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
I agree with all of this. Some fat bitch told us to put down our dog because of hip dysplasia, but she is still happy and running three years later, what the fuck.
Are humans evil? Are vets to be trusted? I am still genuinely fucking annoyed about it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716420081085728.jpg","filename":"IMG_1952.jpg"},"posted":1716420081},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803762,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802726
Yes?","attachment":null,"posted":1716420154},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803767,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This thread makes me feel better about my cat passing naturally at home. I thought I was too late to euthanize but maybe it wasn't necessary.","attachment":null,"posted":1716420212},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803776,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Vets could do 100x more but they don’t.
“I’m sorry the surgery is too risky and the best thing is to put them down”
Fucking kill yourself","attachment":null,"posted":1716420373},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803778,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798137
You are fucked.","attachment":null,"posted":1716420460},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803776
I feel this is the case too. A lot like regular doctors","attachment":null,"posted":1716421944},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803827,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
True, animals CAN kill themselves if they want to but the vast majority prefer to try and live as lpng as they can.","attachment":null,"posted":1716422009},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4803980,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Death always have a cause. Heart failure kidney failure, starvation, thirst. How far you can go to keep the body alive that would have died long ago and justify it?","attachment":null,"posted":1716433030},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804056,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803776
they don't because even if they do perform the surgery, it genuinely is risky as fuck. why put the owner and pet through that turmoil? plus, it would cost a fuckton and the owners would definitely want to sue or freak the fuck out if that 20 grand spent on a sliiiiim chance of being life saving failed.","attachment":null,"posted":1716437269},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804099,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I can't judge because I don't know how Doge's day to day is like. For me personally, I helped my girl in her final years. I kept her alive as long as I knew she kept wanting to go. But when she was done, the sign was very clear. She stopped eating, just closed her eyes, and waited. Sure, I could've probably kept her going, but I promised not to make her suffer because I was afraid.
So maybe Doge is still living happily. At least one can only hope.","attachment":null,"posted":1716441625},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804121,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">one can only hope
More like one can only cope","attachment":null,"posted":1716444382},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804232,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804056
>why put the owner and pet through that turmoil?
Why put human families through the turmoil when grandpa needs a heart surgery? Better just let him fucking DIE.","attachment":null,"posted":1716468294},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804239,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804232
Humans and animals aren't on the same level you fucking mouthbreather. How many times.","attachment":null,"posted":1716468569},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804240,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804239
You are fucked.","attachment":null,"posted":1716468947},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804297,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802180
Owner takes pictures of Kabosu practically every day, you can check how she got old (the dog, the owner barely appears in the pics)
https://kabochan.blog.jp/","attachment":null,"posted":1716475866},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804299,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803695
Because of living in physical pain?","attachment":null,"posted":1716475999},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804300,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801581
>I guarantee you that deer had searing pain in its legs with every step and would have liked nothing more to die.
How many animals can commit suicide?
I know dolphins can voluntarily stop breathing, underwater, if they feel sad.","attachment":null,"posted":1716476110},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804303,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798523
So taking animals to the vet when they're sick is cruel and unnatural if the illness would have killed them in the wild, without human intervention?
Murder fetishists like you need to be barred from owning animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1716476260},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804304,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804299
painkillers exist and are likely being given out because rationally an animal that is not a fedora tipping nihilist pseud will take living longer with drugs than committing suicide
>What pseuds think the doge is going through
>OMG I CAN NO LONGER LIVE IN NATURAL DIGNITY I WONT DO IT! TIME TO DIE AND RETURN TO THE VOID BECAUSE MY OWN SUFFERING IS THE CLOSEST THING THIS COLD WORTHLESS UNIVERSE HAS TO AN OBJECTIVE MORAL! MY LIFE IS LESS PATHETIC IF IT ENDS NOW! WHY WONT IT END? I AM SUCH A PITIABLE CREATURE I NO LONGER EXPERIENCE THE GLORY OF YOUTH THIS IS CLEARLY SUFFERING I HAVE NO DIGNITY
>What the doge is going through
>Heheheh feel good treats, ok now damn why didnt i start supporting my bodyweight with a blanket on wheels earlier this is comfy *drools*","attachment":null,"posted":1716476402},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804305,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804300
don't reply to bait anon, be better","attachment":null,"posted":1716476411},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804307,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803767
you did the right thing, I'm sure your cat appreciated every extra moment it was with you :)","attachment":null,"posted":1716476611},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804312,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804304
You clearly have a bone to pick with some imaginary pseuds in your head if my short and obvious answer provoked such an intense reaction from you. It's not about dignity, it's about physical suffering, which painkillers don't provide 24/7 relief from (but they do provide side effects).","attachment":null,"posted":1716476985},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804313,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801998
>We murdered our dog several days after he had stopped being able to walk, had trouble relieving himself and had little energy left. He was already old and keeping him alive would've just been inconvenient to us.
>But i could tell that deep in his heart poor wittle doggo wanted to be killed, and would hang himself if he could, all I did was help him fulfill his suicidal fantasies! I'm such a good person.
This is what you are actually saying you fucking psychopath. In a sane world you would not be allowed to own pets.","attachment":null,"posted":1716476986},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804315,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804299
ah yes, the sentiment that we should kill anything with chronic pain, truly a noble and merciful stance!","attachment":null,"posted":1716477230},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804316,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804315
I mean, I occasionally see posts from people in chronical pain online and they're never about how they're thankful to be alive.","attachment":null,"posted":1716477437},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Knowing the canadians ITT would mercy kill me in particular because of my EVIL and UNBEARABLE "pain and suffering" (protip: you go numb to it if it's not nerve damage) is clearly too much for anyone to be allowed to live with makes me never want to give up my guns. When the anti-suffering squads come to purge my contaminated existence from their perfect world, I have an illegally converted AR-15 and 300 green tips stashed in STANAGS waiting for them. Also a few 20 round CZ 9mms stuffed full of civil defense for the light body armor wearing fucks.
As long as no one ever transfers this insane "i must do what is right and kill whoever is not living a perfect life" shit to humanity these weapons will collect dust","attachment":null,"posted":1716477450},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804317
No one is killing you. You're the one who's probably advocating to remove that possibility from the people who might want that because of your own fear of death. And also coming up with schizo dystopian scenarios in your head.
Honestly, I think it's some sort of subconscious psychological distinction. Some people are more afraid of death, while others are more afraid of suffering. Everyone is afraid of both of those things, but the strength of each of these fears determines whether one would advocate for euthanasia or not.","attachment":null,"posted":1716477755},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804320,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804319
Children fear death
Adults fear death
Stunted bourgie manchildren only fear suffering","attachment":null,"posted":1716477957},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804321,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804316
then why don't you reach out to help them commit suicide? or even offer to shoot them in the head yourself? Do you enjoy watching them suffer or something? Not encouraging people living in constant pain to an hero is pretty self-centered behavior.","attachment":null,"posted":1716477994},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804328,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804320
I certainly think you're stunted in some way to turn this fundamental matter of human condition into a cheap way to make yourself feel superior to someone.
>>4804321
It's their own choice. I won't judge them if they go for it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716478312},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804349,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804328
>I won't judge them if they go for it.
I'm judging you for being in a position to help them end their suffering and choosing to watch them live in pain.","attachment":null,"posted":1716479628},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804354,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801638
:(","attachment":null,"posted":1716479902},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804357,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804349
Yeah, I notice you guys tend to be way more judgemental and preachy than the opposite. Making it ironic how you fantasize about your ideological opponents forcing their beliefs on you when you're the one more likely to do that.","attachment":null,"posted":1716480164},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804431,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804299
>Because of living in physical pain?
Death is worse than physical pain by a magnitude of infinity. Nobody should be in any hurry to die, except politicians.
The real ethical dilemma is whether to devote copious time and energy to a blatantly hopeless individual, or devote it to younger animals that suffer instead. That's something that can only be answered on an individual basis.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716487162462154.jpg","filename":"1697210490119662.jpg"},"posted":1716487162},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804434,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804316
If killing oneself was the better option, then they would've already done so","attachment":null,"posted":1716487303},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798188
nope, tumblr","attachment":null,"posted":1716502273},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804582,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804431
>Death is worse than physical pain by a magnitude of infinity.
I never really saw it that way. I understand the basis behind this line of thinking, but I almost never felt this way. To me, it makes perfect sense why someone would die to avoid suffering.
>>4804434
Not everyone has the drive to. Suicide requires a certain level of impulsiveness.","attachment":null,"posted":1716503719},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804604,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798137
not true faggot my cats 'want' to cuddle in bed with me and eat wet food","attachment":null,"posted":1716504849},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804766,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">This dog is clearly in a lot of pain and can't do regular dog things. The dog is a dog and can't comprehend the situation it's in. It is confused. In this case keeping it alive for clicks and views is selfish and cruel
>DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU WANT TO KILL DISABLED PEOPLE????? HUH??????? YOU WANT DISABLED PEOPLE TO DIE????
You people are so disingenuous and insincere its unreal. None of you give a fuck about disabled people. You just want to feel a little better about forcing your disabled dog to live an unnaturally long life because you couldn't bear to let them go. Comparing animals to disabled people is retarded and anthropomorphizing the animals is even more so.","attachment":null,"posted":1716511037},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804792,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804766
these people literally have sex with their animals, what do you think","attachment":null,"posted":1716512492},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804880,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
I got to watch a frog jump off a building and kill itself like 7 years ago","attachment":null,"posted":1716519785},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4804972,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804582
>Suicide requires a certain level of impulsiveness.
In other words, selfishness.","attachment":null,"posted":1716528851},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805003,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It seems she finally passed away.
https://kabochan.blog.jp/archives/51831907.html","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716531462824026.png","filename":"arigatou, kabo-chan.png"},"posted":1716531462},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805015,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804303
If they cant fucking walk or see of course you retard. When your dog becomes a Doctor Octopus cosplay you know you have placed your own emotional sensibilities over the welfare of an animal. There is no ambiguity at that point whether you are artificially prolonging their life or not.
Use common sense faggot.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716532394764168.jpg","filename":"1714057906433838.jpg"},"posted":1716532394},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's common sense enough to continue that story until after her death.","attachment":null,"posted":1716533082},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805034,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"F","attachment":null,"posted":1716533944},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805066,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716536256627723.png","filename":"1706567656366985.png"},"posted":1716536256},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805067,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805003
F","attachment":null,"posted":1716536259},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805072,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFWliBQWLII","attachment":null,"posted":1716536629},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805074,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798142
>The Japanese doesn't believe in putting down pets.
Really? Depressing","attachment":null,"posted":1716536690},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805075,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805003
>>4805066
Sticky when","attachment":null,"posted":1716536774},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805077,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i can't believe this thread somehow mercy killed it","attachment":null,"posted":1716536806},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805079,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
RIP","attachment":null,"posted":1716536909},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805081,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"this thread fucking killed her wtf","attachment":null,"posted":1716536991},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805083,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
RIP","attachment":null,"posted":1716537119},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805085,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
why'd'ya do it OP","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716537142900216.gif","filename":"1646560735000.gif"},"posted":1716537142},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805087,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"kabosu is dood, wat nou?","attachment":null,"posted":1716537354},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805090,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"RIP old girl. She will be missed.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716537403939377.jpg","filename":"1f0376b0272eaa4e4bff20bb7d2a5bfdf.jpg"},"posted":1716537403},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805098,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
shell be fine","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716537946676089.png","filename":"screen-shot-2015-12-28-at-7-36-21-pm[1].png"},"posted":1716537946},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805103,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
WHAT DID YOU DO OP","attachment":null,"posted":1716538190},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805105,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804880
>>4805072
Frogs are effectively blind.","attachment":null,"posted":1716538258},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805106,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Rest peacefully, Kabosu","attachment":null,"posted":1716538528},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805108,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
Massive F
Mods should sticky","attachment":null,"posted":1716538577},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805109,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805003
>>4805066
OP what the FUCK","attachment":null,"posted":1716538582},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805110,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805003
>>4805066
>>4805085
>>4805087
>>4805090
>>4805103
This is not coincidence… why, /an/… WHYYY???!!!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716538601993660.jpg","filename":"IMG_9232.jpg"},"posted":1716538601},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805111,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
R.I.P.","attachment":null,"posted":1716538642},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805112,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"reminder that she wanted to die because she was in pain","attachment":null,"posted":1716538664},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805113,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
My cat had arthritis in her jaws and had to be syringe fed, but reacted with desperate head thrashing whenever it came time to eat. Started losing lots of weight because her food would come out with her drool.
Kinda felt like it was time to euthanise her tbqhwy","attachment":null,"posted":1716538711},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805115,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805110
She's in a better place now.
Out of the clutches of a heartless owner that got addicted to the social media attention.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716538831059215.jpg","filename":"1701988963638410.jpg"},"posted":1716538831},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805118,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805110
what an emotional pic","attachment":null,"posted":1716538890},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805120,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798142
westerners worship death as ending suffering, but not everybody thinks suffering is just bad, at least the japanese don't maxximize the pain and then eat the dog like the chinese probably would","attachment":null,"posted":1716539150},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805122,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805003
F ;_;7","attachment":null,"posted":1716539323},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805124,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798142
>the whining from pain as he's forced to walk
>the convulsion even when resting
jesus christ","attachment":null,"posted":1716539408},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805098
kek I was looking for this","attachment":null,"posted":1716540391},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
this thread killed her. fuck you OP.","attachment":null,"posted":1716540679},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805135,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
It's finally over.
Farewell Kabosu, you are free from the shackles of this moral coil.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716541060612030.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_2024-05-24-04-46-27-73_1c337646f29875672b5a61192b9010f9.jpg"},"posted":1716541060},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805148,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"End of the road my friend. RIP.","attachment":null,"posted":1716542058},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805149,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"F","attachment":null,"posted":1716542101},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805166,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
>>4799580
>>4801402
>>4801638
>>4805115
the poor dog looks terrible and genuinely in pain
may she finally rest. RIP","attachment":null,"posted":1716543855},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805183,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
At least she's no longer in pain.","attachment":null,"posted":1716545417},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805187,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
OP decided it was time.","attachment":null,"posted":1716545809},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805189,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805072
Soo he placed the frog there and had it kill itself for lolz? fucking faggot","attachment":null,"posted":1716545994},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805192,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"F","attachment":null,"posted":1716546164},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805198,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805115
I agree.
I fucking hate when we have to put down a dog but we do it before they reach that level of misery.
Clearly being held alive that long for Internet fame.
F","attachment":null,"posted":1716547027},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805201,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
>it's real
F
meme magicians, I kneel","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716547172819697.gif","filename":"1709486795645302.gif"},"posted":1716547172},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805204,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"F","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716547549158718.png","filename":"You're gonna carry that weight.png"},"posted":1716547549},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805205,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"imagine being such a seething, blackpilled permavirgin zoomer/galpha incel that you rage at doge","attachment":null,"posted":1716547569},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805206,"name":"Anonymous","msg":";_;7 goodnight sweet princess ;_;7","attachment":null,"posted":1716548034},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
ANONS CAN BE SMART!!!
GOD BLESS, THERE IS HOPE","attachment":null,"posted":1716548338},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805208,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798573
i saw the state of my gf's 90 y/o grandma with dementia and i would absolutely pull the trigger if it was legal. btw in the rare glimpses of lucidity she asks to just let her die","attachment":null,"posted":1716548397},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805219,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
Rip. A beautiful animal who brought happiness and was loved by so many.","attachment":null,"posted":1716549690},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805222,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798091
Every life is forced, no one asked to be part of this nightmarish shit.","attachment":null,"posted":1716550032},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805223,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
Based
You can always use the geriatric care argument for animals as well","attachment":null,"posted":1716550126},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805224,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
>>calling someone childish because he doesn't conform to your idealogy
>but animals are incapable of being angsty suicidal faggots because they have no concept of dignity and purpose.
So in other words you are literally animal?
I agree with you in that case, uou are indeed wild animal devoid of humanity.
>You do not have the primal, animal desire to simply live.
Its called spark of humanity.
>Your lives are abstracted works of intellect with purpose and reason.
Life has no purpose or reason, save for personal goals, its just is.
>You have become immortal things, spirits.
>live on as a memory.
Memories are mortal, literal retard.
>Animals are below this.
So is "people" like you,. faggot.","attachment":null,"posted":1716550363},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805225,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805198
Every second alive is worth it.
There is no reward for killing animals earlier for your emotional comfort.
>>4798101
A cheer to you.","attachment":null,"posted":1716550460},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805227,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804232
I mean we do exactly that when we switch old people to hospice","attachment":null,"posted":1716550508},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805228,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805225
There is no reward for forcing an animal to live through pain for your emotional comfort either.","attachment":null,"posted":1716550564},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805233,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805207
Yeah man just let an amputated hooved animal live, surely it hasn't been documented and researched that its a very shitty thing to do","attachment":null,"posted":1716550850},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805235,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805115
She could have been dead for months and nobody would be able to tell the difference. Probably only reported dead now because the body started to rot too badly","attachment":null,"posted":1716550893},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805228
>for your emotional comfort either.
It's a fuckton lot more work and emotional drain on the owner to respect its full lifespawn. The narcissism is on your side, your projection is a cope.
You signed for it when you adopted it, that was your responsibility.","attachment":null,"posted":1716550952},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805243,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798187
>everything that doesn't fit or goes against my dogmatic world view is schizophrenic.
You meant heretic?
And you and your fanatical kind are not human, you are something else, more or less degenerate offshoot like downies and criminals.","attachment":null,"posted":1716551213},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805245,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804300
>How many animals can commit suicide?
Normalfags sometimes can, when they get way too sad.","attachment":null,"posted":1716551315},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805248,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804304
>muh nihilism le bad
So what kind of nutjob dumbfuck are you, religious or idealogical?
And you sound like someone who never experienced enough suffering but really fucking should.","attachment":null,"posted":1716551428},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805249,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804431
Set your hand ablaze then if its this case.","attachment":null,"posted":1716551514},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805252,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804972
>you are selfish if you put yourself and your needs above some idiotic ideals
God, idealogues and religious cunts are one of worst things that happened with humanity as they are nothing but curse and source of never ending bullshit.","attachment":null,"posted":1716551828},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805235
Taxidermy is thing, anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1716552005},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805255,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805236
And you're putting yourself through emotional and financial strain for emotional comfort. Respectfully, no u. I don't adopt animals knowing I'm going to force them through pain because euthanisation is upsetting to me.","attachment":null,"posted":1716552043},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805257,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
It's for the best.
Sticky when?","attachment":null,"posted":1716552129},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805258,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805233
>This just in new documents and research just arrived, but for my argument instead
Your move.","attachment":null,"posted":1716552140},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805260,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805225
>Every second alive is worth it.
Only if you are slave to self preservation instinct.
In other words you legit subhuman.","attachment":null,"posted":1716552162},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805263,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805207
Normalfaggotry is not smart and no amount of believing very hard will change that.","attachment":null,"posted":1716552255},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805266,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798945
No vet worth their salt would ever put prosthetics on a hooved animal due to how abusive it is. Any vet that would even attempt is already a shitty, cheap vet just in it for the money.","attachment":null,"posted":1716552418},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805272,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805227
Hospice is still death from natural causes.
Putting down a dog is more akin to switching off a respirator and maybe giving the patient a few extra doses "for the pain".
I've done that a lot, by the way. Always with consent, mind you.","attachment":null,"posted":1716552907},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805291,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805258
The problem is that the end of a remaining amputated limb does not have the proper tissue to bear weight the way the natural limb does. You can listen to human amputees talking about getting their prosthetic legs, they will talk about the adjustments and the pain involved in getting the limb to tolerate the pressure inside the prosthetic. Even after an amputee has gone through several re-fittings and gotten used to it they will still have days where it’s painful and they need to leave the prosthetic off and use crutches, a wheelchair, or just rest for a day or two.
Horses are roughly 5 times the weight of a human. That is A LOT of pressure on tissue not meant to be a weight bearing surface.
Horses cannot stay off their feet for prolonged periods of time. A veterinarian will tell you that if a horse remains lying down for 8 hours for any reason they are at risk for damage to their internal organs, at 24 hours they have a very slim chance of surviving. Horses cannot use crutches or a wheelchair if their prosthetic becomes sore or painful. A horse also cannot tell you where it hurts so you can adjust the padding accordingly.
When a horse injures a leg to the point that it cannot bear any weight, the stress put on the opposite leg creates the risk that the good leg will develop what is known as “Founder”. Founder is (put simply) when the bone inside the hoof separates from the outer hoof. Founder on its own can cause a horse to have to be euthanized.
Please go ahead, refute.","attachment":null,"posted":1716555005},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805291
Don't mind if I do. The initial argument is: should an animal life be allowed to continue despite sustaining life long debilitation due to one cause of another, such as age or injury. You argue that horses are one animal that if they sustained injury to their leg it is effectively a death sentence and rightfully so due to the sheer dependence a horse or any large size animal has upon their legs. You are arguing in this case the animal should be euthanized, as the alternative is a much worse state for the creature.
Despite your points on the lack of effectiveness of prosthetics, I however believe that despite how bad modern prosthetics are having something there is better than nothing. I admit I am no expert on handling horses, but I believe that giving the horse the bare minimum with extra padding and pain killers is better than just putting the beast down. Yes, it won't be at tip top form, yeah it'd prefer its life before, but it has a better chance gaining back its life while it's alive with ever developing technologies than it is dead in the ground.","attachment":null,"posted":1716557215},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
Good night sweet price
mods sticky this shit","attachment":null,"posted":1716557620},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805341,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805317
Painkillers do nothing in the long term (since you want them to live long term) They are only a temporary solution that can also make things worse: increased tolerance = larger doses = addiction = overdose
an animal also cannot tell you whether the painkillers are even working. Besides you completely disregarded the fact that padding won't help, humans with prosthetics regularly take them off even if they have the best kind of padding. You cannot do that with horses.
Stop being retarded thinking painkillers are some kind of a panacea for terminally ill patients. Might as well cryo yourself right now if you think its better being alive than dying when no technology exists to help you","attachment":null,"posted":1716559276},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805352,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805341
Oh please painkillers are just to help it cope and you're not going to give more than the regular dose for an animal that size because
>Damn jimmy that horse is neighing more than regular better give it the XL pills just so it can get some peace tonight
So no way of the worse extremes. In this hypothetical scenario you give the horse a gradual decreasing regime of meds so it can live with a peg leg.
Padding will help to a degree, I'm not pretending that I'm a medical expert but any physical support is better than just jamming a stick in there and renaming the poor thing lieutenant.
Speaking of prosthetics, they have made more ground over the past 50 years for horses and it's not like it's going to stop anytime soon since people still love the big animal.
The overall point is the animal can survive and live a life with even shitty prosthetics. Don't picture it like it has only its head remaining attached to life support, If it can do the bare minimum amount of exercise, it can live. The pain will eventually numb.","attachment":null,"posted":1716560811},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805359,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805352
the pain isnt the only fucking issue you fucking troglodyte","attachment":null,"posted":1716561420},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805370,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
>>4805003
F","attachment":null,"posted":1716562740},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805352
>The overall point is the animal can survive and live a life with even shitty prosthetics.
Hooved animals can't for reasons already put forward, reasons you retards have yet to provide any actual argument against.
Putting a hooved animal into a prosthetic is abuse. End of story.","attachment":null,"posted":1716563089},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805376,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"o7","attachment":null,"posted":1716563227},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805252
>>you are selfish if you put yourself and your needs above ideals
by definition, yes
you seem pretty triggered by the fact that suicide is a purely selfish act","attachment":null,"posted":1716563467},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805383,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805359
>>4805375
They can survive a long life with a prosthetic and proper treatment. Good modern prosthetics take note of weight adjustment to prevent lameness, the main issue is that it's incredibly expensive and your horse can never be ridden again (which is great for the horse).
If you can't deal with the expenses, don't buy a horse.","attachment":null,"posted":1716563484},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805389,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805383
>They can survive a long life with a prosthetic and proper treatment.
They can't, for reasons already stated.
>Good modern prosthetics take note of weight adjustment to prevent lameness
They don't, because that's not how it works.
>the main issue is that it's incredibly expensive
The main issue is that it doesn't work, for reasons already stated.","attachment":null,"posted":1716563679},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805391,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805381
only if your ideals aren't pointless garbage a la chrustcuck cattle suffering for the sake of it "ideals"","attachment":null,"posted":1716563796},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805396,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
Why no sticky?","attachment":null,"posted":1716564570},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805398,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805015
>oh woe is me, my legs have been made frail, and my eyes have clouded over with years of living! That I, who was once a great noble beast, have been reduced to such a state of infirmity is truely one of life's greatest humiliations. To be seen this way, so weak, so dependant, so suffering from the pains of age, is more than I can bear. Please master, send me to God so that I may be with my ancestors, see my mother and father in eternity, and end the agony that is now called day to day life. I yearn for the sweet release of death master, please, deliver me from this world of suffering
This is what you imagine goes on in an old dog's mind and you are mentally ill.","attachment":null,"posted":1716564633},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805400,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804766
>Comparing animals to disabled people is retarded
I often compare downies to particularly smart dogs, fuck off faggot.","attachment":null,"posted":1716564743},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805135
kys","attachment":null,"posted":1716564815},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805403,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805260
>Only if you are slave to self preservation instinct.
Which nearly all animals are you moron.","attachment":null,"posted":1716564973},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805404,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805398
>NO! I want to live! Despite my frail bones and my constant pain I, a dog, am able to comprehend the fragility and beauty of life and how much I desperately want to keep going despite my terrible pain and incontinence and inability to play or even interact with other dogs or people!!
This is what you imagine goes on in an old dog's mind and you are mentally ill.","attachment":null,"posted":1716564986},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805407,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805224
nta but
>Its called spark of humanity.
actually I believe in something called the Dongle of Loss and it's exactly as real and defineable as whatever the fuck you just typed except that is always defines you as a faggot
>Life has no purpose or reason, save for personal goals, its just is.
That's exactly what they're saying you illiterate retard.
>everything else is a no u
Sorry anon but I'm going to have to classify you as terminally stupid.","attachment":null,"posted":1716565502},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805409,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805255
>And you're putting yourself through emotional...strain for emotional comfort
what?","attachment":null,"posted":1716565765},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805411,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why are Americlaps so obsessed with "putting animals down". If you were very old but not terminally ill or actually dying or anything would you still want to be put out of your misery like a damaged workhorse? You know, your blind dog probably still quite likes being alive and takes joy in moments with you. Just because its furs lost its lustre and its a victim of the passing of time doesn't mean you should just kill it.
>noooo it needs things to help walk and is in discomfort, it must DIE","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716565973869591.jpg","filename":"1716502664968784.jpg"},"posted":1716565973},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805413,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805391
>only if your ideals aren't pointless garbage a la chrustcuck cattle suffering for the sake of it "ideals"
i don't know what you are talking about, do you suffer from schizophrenia? Or maybe you just need an internet break?","attachment":null,"posted":1716566234},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805411
i guess it depends on the situation, if the dog is sick but still has a lot of energy it will suffer, but if the dog is old as shit and blind and can barely walk it probably won't have the energy to feel frustrated about it, it will just sleep 20 hours a day and be happy to be petted or eat food, some animals when they are too old just stop eating and die peacefully","attachment":null,"posted":1716566293},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805416,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805404
Nope. All that goes on in an older dog's mind is
>hungry = eat food
>bored = play (too old)
>pain = bad
>owner = happy
They do not comprehend death like you are I do, and do not want to die. Anything else is anthropomorphizing le heckin doggerino fur baby.","attachment":null,"posted":1716566435},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805432,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Click for full image","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716567358474320.jpg","filename":"output.jpg"},"posted":1716567358},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805439,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805413
name that "ideal" that's worth pointlessly humiliating yourself by living like a suffering husk","attachment":null,"posted":1716568194},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
Animals don't understand the causal relationship between eating and not dying, they just do it on instinct. They are not even aware that there will one day be an end to their lifespan, they live because that is all they know how to do. Good post.","attachment":null,"posted":1716568286},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805442,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
Sad to see it because of how iconic they were but it's for the best
RIP doge","attachment":null,"posted":1716568494},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805443,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805416
They don't want to live either. Assuming they do is anthropomorphizing le heckin doggerino furbaby.
>Pain = bad
>Stressed = bad
>Confused = bad
Just in case you forgot.","attachment":null,"posted":1716568516},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805453,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I think you mouthbreathers need to learn the pretty major difference between an old dog having arthritis and cataracts but still clearly happy and still able to be a dog and live their life and....this >>4801638. The two are not even remotely comparable.","attachment":null,"posted":1716569346},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805465,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801638
If someone told me that dog in this picture died and someone dug it out for shit and giggles I'd believe.","attachment":null,"posted":1716570308},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803778
you dont even know me in real life lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1716570632},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805469,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804604
theyre just seeking warmth and food to maintain their bodies, to be able to want things you need self awareness. maybe dolphins and great apes are able to","attachment":null,"posted":1716570738},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805473,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801638
> she really wants to live.
yeah, like a dog can think like it should hide its feelings just to make its master happy, faggot as long as he is breating he is happy. faggot even if he does like his master no dog has no power to hide its feeling just for the sake of it, he is happy here and youre a fucking nigger.","attachment":null,"posted":1716571088},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805476,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"ALSO FUCK YOU MODS STICKY THE BETTER THREAD, YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DONT","attachment":null,"posted":1716571287},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805483,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805110
Even Bobby G weeps…
>>4805432
Beautiful, thanks for this
>>4805476
I don’t think there’s ever been a pinned thread on this board","attachment":null,"posted":1716571797},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805505,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805483
>I don’t think there’s ever been a pinned thread on this board
well they should do it now, doge has been a big part of meme community not just for 4chan but the whole internet, maybe harambe was not pinned but doge is stil larger than him, eiter way they should do it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716573051},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
>keeping a pet in pain and suffering because you're a weak willed schizo
sad to see how many retards agree with this take","attachment":null,"posted":1716573132},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805516,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805443
>They don't want to live either.
Except they do. There is no point of living to an animal; they just do it. They are hardwired to desire continued life for themselves.
>>4805443
>>Pain = bad
>>Stressed = bad
>>Confused = bad
pointless because all is superceeded by survival instinct, which even negative experiences help drive","attachment":null,"posted":1716573597},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805521,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805439
look buddy, if you want to die I'm not here to change that, but you should accept that suicide takes zero account into the consideration of other people and their wants/needs, and is a 100% self-centered act, unless you compulsively rape babies or something","attachment":null,"posted":1716573808},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805526,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805507
>thinks a dog can yearn for death
>calling others schizo
el oh el","attachment":null,"posted":1716573950},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805535,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
BASED.","attachment":null,"posted":1716574466},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805538,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805516
Exactly, they're machines who don't understand when to quit doing something because it's harmful to them. A cow with it's head stuck in a grate will break it's own neck trying to escape. By your logic, it wanted to do that, so we should just let it do that, as that animals caretaker? You have the mentality of a child.
These animals are under our care and, like it or not, we know best. Animals can't always do what their hardwiring wants them to do for one reason or another, usually because it would result in harm. So when their hardwiring is forcing them to keep going even if they're in excruciating pain, confusion and stress, we should just allow that to continue because its what the animals 'hardwiring' is forcing them to do? That's retarded and you know it. Please use your common sense.","attachment":null,"posted":1716574779},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805548,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Doge meant so much, it was like a embodiment of that late 2000s-2010s internet that I loved so much and grew up with. This really saddens me.","attachment":null,"posted":1716575728},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805551,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805548
>devious bait","attachment":null,"posted":1716576100},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805553,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"RIP
>>4801638
This is some proper Weekend at Bernie's type of shit.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716576222421201.png","filename":"o7.png"},"posted":1716576222},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805561,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798088
this
fuck the internet, it has rotten humans to the core","attachment":null,"posted":1716577006},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805565,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"thank fucking god its dead. it was a rotting corpse suffering just waiting to die. also fuck that schizo fag saying chronic pain is not that bad. as someone suffering from migraines its not easy to deal with intense day lasting pain that can come 3 times a week for me. i take 3 different types of pain meds 2 of which dont fucking work properly. that fag not even thinking about growing tolerance or the impact on your organs.. wish you the worst physical pain ever you cunt.","attachment":null,"posted":1716577827},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805565
Kill yourself if its so bad
As a human you can meme yourself into suffering more over unimportant things like “WAAAH I CANT WALK UNASSISTED I WANT TO DIE”
Or, you can find christ and enjoy living. Even a stephen hawking tier cripple could preach the gospel and find joy in the lord.","attachment":null,"posted":1716577933},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805567,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805538
God you western faggots are disgusting. “Animals are machines” yes and when you meet YHWH in heaven he will say “well, you’re just a machine compared to me, and i know best, so you, machine, will be going to hell”.
>animals arent meant to live like this so just murder them
>it bothers me to have to witness decay
>if their life isnt perfect just murder them i can not bear to watch a disabled dog exist even if the dog is doing fine","attachment":null,"posted":1716578093},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805569,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805566
stephen hawking was busy fucking children than caring about your garbage","attachment":null,"posted":1716578160},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805603,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805538
>Exactly, they're machines who don't understand when to quit doing something because it's harmful to them.
Living isn't harmful to them.
>A cow with it's head stuck in a grate will break it's own neck trying to escape. By your logic, it wanted to do that, so we should just let it do that, as that animals caretaker?
Cow doesn't want to die. Cow is stupid. Cow wants to be free. Cow accidentallies itself trying to be free. You are still helping the animal live, which is what a good caretaker does.
>These animals are under our care and, like it or not, we know best. Animals can't always do what their hardwiring wants them to do for one reason or another, usually because it would result in harm.
Killing an animal isn't caring for it you maniac. Your pet would always prefer to live with you than die. As far as animals are concerned, every moment not spent dead is a good moment.
>So when their hardwiring is forcing them to keep going even if they're in excruciating pain, confusion and stress, we should just allow that to continue because its what the animals 'hardwiring' is forcing them to do?
Yes, because the pain, confusion etc. is worth it to them because they don't know any better.
>i want to live! Even though im in pain i can still be happy getting pets and eating food!
>lol no retard you want to die
>*kills stupid but loving friend that entrusted its life to you to just to prove you know better than it*
>god damn im a good person!
This is you.","attachment":null,"posted":1716580956},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805608,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805565
Just move to Canada and they will gladly put an end to your pain. After all, somebody who studied the human body for 12 years is much more qualified to tell you when your life isn't worth living than you are.","attachment":null,"posted":1716581173},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805617,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"as much as i agree with >>4798101, the pictures where she looks like an actual strung-up corpse here >>4799580 >>4801638 are genuinely fucking miserable to look at","attachment":null,"posted":1716581703},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805633,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798142
>The Japanese doesn't believe in putting down pets.
There's a manga by Jiro Taniguchi touching on this. It's sort of episodic but they also had a dog that could barely move was probaly in tons of pain as he got older. It's really weird reading from a western perspective.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716582480498875.jpg","filename":"MASCOTAS-TAPA-1200.jpg"},"posted":1716582480},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805646,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
I am against putting down pets unless it's the most extreme examples like your dog being hit by a car and practically living through having every bone in its body shattered. Shit like that is "put-down" worthy.
I'll never get over how my teenage-hood dog was put down, cried about it for months and I'm still mad about it. Dog was 7 years old, still with loads of energy, physically healthy, very playful, one of the most energetic dogs at the dog park, etc.
He punctured the roof of his mouth with a rib bone he was chewing and wouldn't stop bleeding. It was not like he was gushing lots of blood all at once but the next day he was still bleeding, just a steady flow of blood. We brought him to the vet and the vet didn't even look at him for more than 20 minutes before saying "Well there's not much we can do. We can stitch it up but that doesn't solve why he didn't stop bleeding" and went on about how it'd be expensive and talked my parents into putting him down, parents opted to put him down without even so much of a second thought and then played the whole "it was hard on us too, we're so sad :(" card. It's been 10 years and I still get furious thinking about it, he wasn't even showing signs of weakness and nobody except for me fucking wanted to keep him alive and see if there was a chance it would heal.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716583196243185.gif","filename":"doom intensifies.gif"},"posted":1716583196},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805666,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I can't believe a dog near the end of her life looked old and tired!
I put down all my best friend doggos as soon as they show a bit of grey hair","attachment":null,"posted":1716584537},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805670,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805548
This but unironically zoomieGODS WW@","attachment":null,"posted":1716584870},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805677,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What a cesspool of a thread with all sorts of retards trying to one up each other just to stroke their own ego.
You and your loved ones will all be dust someday, and it's gonna happen sooner than you can imagine.","attachment":null,"posted":1716585381},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805677
Sounds like there's no need to make it happen faster then like mercykill fags insist.","attachment":null,"posted":1716585670},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805704,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805066
>>4805015
RIP","attachment":null,"posted":1716587311},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805727,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"She's been moldy and rotting for months, I thought she'd die much sooner","attachment":null,"posted":1716589319},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805739,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805677
Oh yeah bet i'll gather more dust than you faggot","attachment":null,"posted":1716590324},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805797,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805646
everyone in that story but you is evil, I'm sorry that happened anon","attachment":null,"posted":1716593274},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4805891,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">thread already past bump limit
Ride on, doge...
F","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716600125497646.jpg","filename":"1467832501013.jpg"},"posted":1716600125},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4806170,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This thread reminds me of that jap who went through a nuclear accident and they kept him alive to the point where all his body functions were done by machines and they spent hours daily changing the bandages because his skin was gone. At one point they wanted to cut the support but they changed their mind because they found a tiny bright speck of what they thought could be new intestine tissue. There's not even consensus about when he died.","attachment":null,"posted":1716639279},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4806172,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805891
kill kill kill the thread","attachment":null,"posted":1716639499},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4806208,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What a cute dog","attachment":null,"posted":1716645865},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4806211,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798081
>>4805003
>>4805066
YOU FUCKING JINXED IT OP","attachment":null,"posted":1716646229},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4806396,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805633
Japanese art illustrations always seem to be so nice when not following the anime trope slop. its a shame you don't see more of it exported out of Japan.","attachment":null,"posted":1716661222},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4806481,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806396
Pretty much all of Jiro Taniguchi's stuff is great. I recommend looking it up.","attachment":null,"posted":1716668484},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4806712,"name":"Bibbit","msg":"Here to express my condolences and report that Dogecoin is up to 17 cents","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716684535358182.jpg","filename":"1711974955700352.jpg"},"posted":1716684535},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807041,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806170
Hell I learned about the Demon Core in some random image thread on /trash/, nightmare fuel stuff.","attachment":null,"posted":1716738844},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807042,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805603
thanks chatgpt","attachment":null,"posted":1716738919},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805003
I hope the owners read this thread and decided enough is enough","attachment":null,"posted":1716739612},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807136,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805739
Lmao
>>4806170
What","attachment":null,"posted":1716749980},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807140,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4807041
>>4807136
Found the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1FbwooXssQ","attachment":null,"posted":1716750373},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
If I can reasonably afford it or manage the care, and the dog seems still derive joy from existence or interacting with their family (and will eat), I think providing end-of-life care is the better thing to do. Pain meds + assistance till its just not feasible seems more respectful to me.","attachment":null,"posted":1716755416},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807218,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798801
Your theory explains animal behavior less effectively than theorizing that they can desire things and act on the desire, and we cant ever actually know what perception of life or their own 'consciousness' animals have
there is NO amount of outside-study of human biology or neurology that would ever give an understanding or real awareness of the qualitative reality of actually being a living, breathing human. There is no neuroscience, no chemistry, no nothing that can actually get us to an understanding of the experience of tasting a strawberry except actually just BEING a person, tasting a strawberry. Intimate knowledge of the mechanistics cant even approach the actual reality of experience-itself, and this extends to whatever reality is like for animals. We can take our best guesses, but we cannot and never will understand what it is to be a dog or perceive existence as a dog. We cannot access the qualia of dog life, and its in the qualia that life is actually happening.","attachment":null,"posted":1716755972},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807221,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798905
A life with pain can still be a life well lived, otherwise everyone with a chronic pain condition would KYS but most don't (though the risk of suicide definitely leaps)","attachment":null,"posted":1716756059},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807224,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Migrate
>>4805261","attachment":null,"posted":1716756190},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807225,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Disappointing how many articles are connecting her to the shitcoin first.","attachment":null,"posted":1716756254},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807226,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801638
If the condition is severe just stop treating for it and give pain medication instead, let things take their course but minimize the suffering, basically dog palliative care
Why dont people do this? Dont spend thousands on doggy cancer treatment, spend much less on doggy pain killers","attachment":null,"posted":1716756271},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807228,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802726
Do you think the posters in this thread are happy? Do you actually think they're happy people?","attachment":null,"posted":1716756338},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807231,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804299
Pain isn't automatically the same thing as suffering though the two are obviously closely related. You can be in pain and happy. Not making a call on whether doge was happy, just saying that pain doesnt instantly mean no more joy.","attachment":null,"posted":1716756455},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805248
NTA but its often the opposite - in my experience most nihilists here have only experienced meme-tier suffering, like the absolute 'suffering' of being a NEET or whatever, theyre pschologically crippled (not necessarily their fault)
Meanwhile many people who have gone through suffering like war, homelessness, family death, etc...are not at all nihilistic. of course theres many exceptions too, but I find it kind of insufferable whenever a nihilist assumes they must have just suffered more than anyone else to have their position, or that any true suffering would result in nihilism. It just isnt true at all","attachment":null,"posted":1716756667},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807246,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">page 10
NONONONONONONONO MOOOOODS STICKY NOW","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716757288370855.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1716757288},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4807246
Mods are faggots","attachment":null,"posted":1716757626},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807262,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4807253
Maybe they don't want a repeat of the longcat one that got spammed with soijaks","attachment":null,"posted":1716758381},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"does /an/ have an archive..?","attachment":null,"posted":1716761250},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807295,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4807287
https://desuarchive.org/an/","attachment":null,"posted":1716761455},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807494,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798101
This is probably the most replies a post on here has ever gotten","attachment":null,"posted":1716768959},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4807262
I mean, it’s a little late for that. Thread is about to archive","attachment":null,"posted":1716769039},{"board":"an","thread":4798081,"pid":4807667,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798142
Fuck I got teary-eyed watching that.","attachment":null,"posted":1716775631}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4798218,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">It's an asexual half frog mutant born in a tube
>paleotards still seethe about the collar
It's fiction, deal with it already","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715886851580925.jpg","filename":"a787fef5d094b3d0a97bf2cc5603ccff-3976140361.jpg"},"posted":1715886851},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4798230,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798218
*hides thread","attachment":null,"posted":1715887268},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4798235,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798230
Forgot image","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715887336655212.jpg","filename":"ngfbv.jpg"},"posted":1715887336},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4798257,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798218
it's not asexual it's a sequential hermaphrodite","attachment":null,"posted":1715890162},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4798265,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715890601829413.jpg","filename":"look-boyo-he-just-won-his-made-up-argument-v0-6965vcjs7xtc1.jpg"},"posted":1715890601},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4798301,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I get more annoyed when people try to convince me that the raptors were meant to be Deinonychus despite them being called Velociraptor mongoliensis in the book.","attachment":null,"posted":1715892658},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4798306,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715893084182057.png","filename":"frog dna.png"},"posted":1715893084},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4798325,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798306
Why did he draw it pooping?","attachment":null,"posted":1715894710},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4798331,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798257
no it's not. rather they would be parthenogenetic. change in sex only occurred due to social stress caused by the lack of males, it wasn't something programmed to happen at a certain point in life.
my point is further corroborated by evidence that the "males" never showed any kind of physical and behavioural change or sexual dimorphism, they all still looked the same","attachment":null,"posted":1715895364},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4798360,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798218
Based. Tell em. Facts. So true. Objectively.","attachment":null,"posted":1715896889},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4798463,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715907026345934.jpg","filename":"image.jpg"},"posted":1715907026},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4799192,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798218
g","attachment":null,"posted":1715984751},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4799366,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798331
So it's all your shitty headcanon that goes against what's actually stated in the movie?","attachment":null,"posted":1715991740},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4799376,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799366
that's what's stated in the fucking movie you moron. grant explicitly says that because every dinosaur is a female, some of them changed sex in order to mate.it's the scene when he picks up the egg shells.","attachment":null,"posted":1715992143},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4799379,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799366
>the movie?
Aren't we talking about the books?","attachment":null,"posted":1715992250},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4799387,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799379
it's pretty much the same in this regard, isn't it? by the way, this is an example of sequential hermaphrodite. they're born female and become male when they get older. specifically, it's called proteroginism.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992502199772.jpg","filename":"Labrus-mixtus-1866844770.jpg"},"posted":1715992502},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4799400,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798218
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO, IT'S REAL STEPHEN SPIELBURG USED REAL SCITENTISTS ON THE MOVIE THERE THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON A HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION WOULD TAKE CREATIVE LIBERTIES IN A CREATIVE MEDIUM AND MAKE THINGS THAT AREN'T REAL!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992806138576.png","filename":"1715903152009.png"},"posted":1715992806},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4799472,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798301
how many velociraptors have they found in montana? You know, where Dr. Grant was digging "velociraptors" in the book?","attachment":null,"posted":1715999438},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4799521,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798218
Clearly most JP commentators have not read the fucking book. Crichton is EXTREMELY explicit about why he wrote the book the way he did. It's not a book about dinosaurs. It's a book about man's hubris.","attachment":null,"posted":1716006024},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4800116,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799521
it's more specifically him freaking the fuck out over genetic engineering and the possible consequences","attachment":null,"posted":1716080447},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4800121,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799400
wrong ‘jak bud","attachment":null,"posted":1716080882},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4800208,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799521
>T-rex eats a massive meal and sits down to rest
>IMMEDIATELY starts chasing a puny little human for miles down a river
And it's a shit book","attachment":null,"posted":1716091602},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4801602,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800208
Running triggers their predatory instinct, like with cats","attachment":null,"posted":1716238860},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4801619,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801602
except that they're reptiles, and reptiles don't have the urge to kill everything that moves. if anything, the t rex would've chased them for a couple of meters and roar just to tell them to go fuck themselves, that this was its turf. not swim down a river to kill them.
although, the animals in jurassic park are psychopathic murderers, the equivalent of schizo orphan dropouts that grew without parents and torture small animals in the backyard.","attachment":null,"posted":1716240424},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4801633,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801619
americans arent able to enjoy content without explicit violence and killings","attachment":null,"posted":1716241189},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4801637,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798235
Hot MILF","attachment":null,"posted":1716241400},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4801643,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801637
stop","attachment":null,"posted":1716241717},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4801647,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801643
lighten up that was hilarious
>>4801619
based","attachment":null,"posted":1716242033},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4803460,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798218
I always thought it was funny how much they seethe over the frill because there’s no evidence of Dilophosaurus having one but at the same time they will also draw dinosaurs covered in fleshy growths and turkey wattles","attachment":null,"posted":1716404075},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4803551,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803460
>there’s no evidence of Dilophosaurus having one
modern lizards and birds having frills is evidence of any dinosaur having one.
it's just not strong evidence.
but then most of what we "know" about dinosaur appearance and behavior comes from similarly weak evidence. We just assume they were similar to modern animals of similar niches because evolution tends to do the same things over and over and over and over.","attachment":null,"posted":1716408610},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4803553,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803460
I don't think it's the palaeoartists who are the ones seething about the dilo-frill.","attachment":null,"posted":1716408805},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4806200,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803460
Helpful tip for the future: Any time you come across this "people say this but they also say this" conundrum, stop and realize that you're almost certainly describing two different groups of people.","attachment":null,"posted":1716643370},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4806317,"name":"thread hidden","msg":">>4798306
aquatic creatures are shit machines","attachment":null,"posted":1716655572},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4806321,"name":"thread hidden","msg":">>4800121
not wrong jak","attachment":null,"posted":1716655633},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4806379,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798218
It's fiction that popularizes a false misguided impression of how things were among the general populace. That's what the problem always has been. Then these myths get further ingrained into pop culture and get put into subsequemt works like the ARK game, contributing to raising the populace's overall level of ignorance.","attachment":null,"posted":1716659994},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4806404,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806379
The ARK games are clearly not concerned with portraying anything in any reasonable light however lol","attachment":null,"posted":1716661866},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4806547,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801619
What do you expect. The director is Spielberg. You know. The same director who made Jaws which demonized sharks to the point of almost making extinction.","attachment":null,"posted":1716674887},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4806577,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806547
when were sharks nearly made extinct?","attachment":null,"posted":1716677061},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4806620,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806547
Sure jaws is the reason some sharks are endangered. Definitely not small chinamen pepe.","attachment":null,"posted":1716679097},{"board":"an","thread":4798218,"pid":4807890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806620
likely true","attachment":null,"posted":1716796489}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798250,"pid":4798250,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I have a cat and he is literally anon-chan from behavior, retarded autists and cute","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715888783678046.jpg","filename":"kot.jpg"},"posted":1715888783},{"board":"an","thread":4798250,"pid":4798259,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798250
is he a fat fuck like you?","attachment":null,"posted":1715890231},{"board":"an","thread":4798250,"pid":4798312,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798250
holy ESL","attachment":null,"posted":1715893529}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798276,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">unmoggable
How do they do it?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715891322589809.jpg","filename":"240514-orcas-mb-0959-fbc763.jpg"},"posted":1715891322},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798311,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798276
>human press funny button
>soirca gets blown to bits","attachment":null,"posted":1715893460},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798276
Being larger than a shark while having abstract cognitive abilities. Bulk and smarts in an environment where both are seldom paired together.","attachment":null,"posted":1715893826},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798321,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">gets beaten by 5-foot apes because they're less intelligent","attachment":null,"posted":1715894347},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798326,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798276
They are borh brains and brawn","attachment":null,"posted":1715894883},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798348,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798311
I wish a female would press my funny button","attachment":null,"posted":1715896425},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798353,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798276
>hunt in packs
>extreme levels of communication and coordination seldom seen anywhere else in the animal kingdom
>strong
>big
>prey on a wide variety of items
>advanced sonar capabilities
they deserve their top spot","attachment":null,"posted":1715896560},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm surprised they don't fuck with humans more. It's actually even more scary that they don't. They are smart enough to realize if they hurt humans we will decimate them.","attachment":null,"posted":1715899980},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798406,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798401
>im surprised they dont fuck humans more
they would if they could","attachment":null,"posted":1715900710},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798436,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798401
In fact those ones that are damaging and even sinking boats around Spain ought to be taught a lesson with some dynamite sticks","attachment":null,"posted":1715903521},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798457,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798276
A pod of orcas would easily take down a megalodon who weren't as big as theyre depicted anyway.","attachment":null,"posted":1715905812},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798475,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798436
This, they're fucking around, at some point they're going to find out.","attachment":null,"posted":1715908108},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798495,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798436
I hate the people on xitter who are celebrating this shit as if the orcas have some concept of which boats are owned by rich people and that they aren't gonna start attacking regular vessels as well","attachment":null,"posted":1715910188},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798506,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798495
They wouldn't like hearing this.
>>4797417","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715911523035017.png","filename":"_.png"},"posted":1715911523},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798601,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798506
based ‘cas","attachment":null,"posted":1715924427},{"board":"an","thread":4798276,"pid":4798603,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798401
If they do it, they’re definitely smart enough to know not to do it with no witnesses around","attachment":null,"posted":1715924580}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4798320,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GikfSszcBHE
>Tranimals","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715894340152824.jpg","filename":"maxresdefault.jpg"},"posted":1715894340},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4798330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"OP trying to start outrage bait aside I hope it also covers more then just "cute and marketable" examples. A few days ago I discovered these parasites that are so specialized that it can physically and hormonely turn a male crab female just to fit its needs which is maybe the most insane method I've ever seen an animal evolve to just feed off something.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715895352390895.jpg","filename":"Sacculina.jpg"},"posted":1715895352},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4798340,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Well you wouldn't want to drink that male crab milk now would you","attachment":null,"posted":1715895856},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4798347,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798320
I hope they include MAP animals like bonobos and weasels","attachment":null,"posted":1715896409},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4798355,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Pee
>Cock
>Original
>Queer
>Planet
Really makes you think","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715896569383861.jpg","filename":"1715896503327.jpg"},"posted":1715896569},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4798371,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798320
Ah yes I love blatant propaganda passed off as educational material :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715897658},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4798372,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"as if the masses watch this shit","attachment":null,"posted":1715897722},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4798396,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"They couldn't stop at the frogs.","attachment":null,"posted":1715899607},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4798399,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798330
>outrage bait
Nah, I think this thread is probably going to be full of goonclowns jerking off to stuff like your pic rel","attachment":null,"posted":1715899948},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4798414,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798330
>crabs literally troon out because of this thing
horrifying","attachment":null,"posted":1715901292},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4798621,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798330
sorry, anon, but the point of streaming specials is to either justify people's point of view or to try and brainwash people doomscrolling the catalog. Unironically go to youtube if you want good biology content.","attachment":null,"posted":1715925700},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799096,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798320
A while ago, my friend and I were talking about how the powers-that-be have been trying for years to propagandize homosexuality existing in the animal world as an argument for/evidence of its supposed "naturalness" to humanity.
At the time, we theorized that if they were successful in using the animal kingdom to promote their agenda, eventually they would probably try to propagandize other relatively common animal kingdom activities, such as cannibalism.
I recall we spent the next hour or so trying to make each other laugh, coming up with potential ad campaign slogans for cannibalism, things like:
"Cannibalism: it's OK, we know you were hungry."
"Need a snack? There's a whole neighborhood of them."
"Fed up with people? Good."","attachment":null,"posted":1715978204},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799175,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798355
I'd buy them both them immediately give one away when I got home and pair the other with a fine female piggy.","attachment":null,"posted":1715983586},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799176,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799096
You and your friend have brain damage.","attachment":null,"posted":1715983688},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799180,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">sex-changing clownfish
Erm... but humans can't do that, though.","attachment":null,"posted":1715983892},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799190,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799096
kek based","attachment":null,"posted":1715984656},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799191,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799096
There's literally nothing wrong with cannibalism.","attachment":null,"posted":1715984739},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799202,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799096
Most natural behaviors are ok if performed by intelligent and compassionate people
Problem is most humans are anything but - they are even too dumb to come to the conclusions necessary to make this post. Hence our morals are brutal control with the goal of idiotproofing life. Even if its something as simple as “dont stick your penis in a shit tube without covering it”, most humans cant get any level of nuance beyond “do the thing as often as you can” and “dont do the thing and kill those who do”.","attachment":null,"posted":1715985411},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799214,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799191
t. tribal carib","attachment":null,"posted":1715985985},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799221,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799191
Uruguayan rugby player detected","attachment":null,"posted":1715986584},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799278,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988101305760.png","filename":"seahorse conservation plan.png"},"posted":1715988101},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799470,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799278
>Donating to your local transgender rights organization is a safe and important way to ensure the longevity of the sea horse.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715999147255402.gif","filename":"1681748629253769.gif"},"posted":1715999147},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799614,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798320
I'm gay, and this is fucking embarrassing.","attachment":null,"posted":1716024086},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799722,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799175
the way god intended it to be","attachment":null,"posted":1716039530},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799726,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798320
>Using animals as examples to justify human behaviour
You never want to do that, it never ends well","attachment":null,"posted":1716039925},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799740,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799726
It's okay we only do that for animals that have gay orgies, not the icky racist ones","attachment":null,"posted":1716042349},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799753,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">pointing out some oddities in the animal kingdom for political propaganda
Disgusting, animals have nothing to teach us.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716043610285945.png","filename":"red mage animal.png"},"posted":1716043610},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799778,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">So what if trans aren't the opposite biological sex and can't reproduce? Sex and gender are different things you ignorant bigot.
>WAOW THIS FISH CAN CHANGE GENDER SEE NATURE IS QUEER","attachment":null,"posted":1716045907},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799792,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"...and they got you to make a whole thread about it. Congratulations, OP, (You) fell for outrage bait.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716047408922250.png","filename":"Frogy.png"},"posted":1716047408},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799803,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798320
those are flamingos not peacox","attachment":null,"posted":1716048803},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799816,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798320
>Everything you were taught as a kid is wrong!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716049808353437.jpg","filename":"Dissapointed Pepe.jpg"},"posted":1716049808},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799834,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799191
You enjoy having kuru or what?","attachment":null,"posted":1716051240},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799908,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799278
>>4799470
beyond parody
someone stop these “people”","attachment":null,"posted":1716057704},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799910,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799908
It's obviously fake and the author pic is from thispersondoesnotexist.com i'm pretty sure.","attachment":null,"posted":1716057889},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799911,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799910
It is real. Or was. I just checked the site and it's gone now. But that was a screencap I took of it 4 years ago.","attachment":null,"posted":1716058016},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799913,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799911
The site used to exist but it's obvious trolling. I mean "why white people owning dogs is racist"? It's just ridiculous. Here's an archive link, look at the author pic, it's AI.
https://archive.is/MUeM5","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716058363010951.jpg","filename":"b6fe9657223013679ec804256b8ee02e15316315.jpg"},"posted":1716058363},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799914,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799911
Look at the other articles idiot rightoid its sarcasm","attachment":null,"posted":1716058554},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799915,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799914
>its sarcasm
He says in a thread about a real television show about transgender animals.
>>4799913
>it's AI
I don't know how you can tell.","attachment":null,"posted":1716058722},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799916,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799096
>"Fed up with people? Good."
lost","attachment":null,"posted":1716058856},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799920,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799915
Look at the glasses and the right eye, all the weird unsharpness, the mix of female/male features, the resolution (1024x1024), ...","attachment":null,"posted":1716059085},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799922,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799915
>Nooo stupid show is only allowed if it is like exxxtreme exxtreme animals, worlds most exxxtreme predators
There's a lot of fuckery in nature like all female lizards and gender changing fish that make an interesting show, including giraffe documented behavior that's full of homosex. Deal with it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716059348},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4799960,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799922
>that make an interesting show
You know damn well they didn't make this to provide interesting content, but to push their LGTBBQ agenda.","attachment":null,"posted":1716063181},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800012,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799960
if I see an episode I will make the judgment.","attachment":null,"posted":1716071554},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800179,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799922
Lol don’t play dumb there’s no intended entertainment value behind this","attachment":null,"posted":1716087618},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800243,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799278
>persyns","attachment":null,"posted":1716094941},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800531,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799960
>>4800179
The name of the show is a giveaway, I think. If it was really just supposed to be nothing more than a showcase of strange stuff in nature, then it would just be called "Weird Planet" or something like that. The fact that they named the show after the real life social minority is basically an acknowledgment that the show exists to advocate for said minority. Hey, at least they're being upfront.","attachment":null,"posted":1716138750},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800554,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800531
>Hey, at least they’re being upfront.
I guess but man it’s crazy that the average normoid can come across something like this and not consider/notice how blatant an attempt at propaganda it is","attachment":null,"posted":1716140296},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800560,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800554
>media about something I don't like is propoganda!!!!!
You people can genuinely stagger me with how pathetic you truly are sometimes.","attachment":null,"posted":1716140513},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800564,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800560
this is definitely propaganda.","attachment":null,"posted":1716140653},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800560
I was wondering when one of you freaks were gonna show your ass and defend this. You’re so shameless it’s unreal","attachment":null,"posted":1716141061},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800554
They notice but what are they going to do about it? One man cannot change the world. They roll their eyes and move on with their day. Only an extremely small minority bother to bitch about it online like us.","attachment":null,"posted":1716141181},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800607,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800599
You sound a 16 year old who gets all of his opinions from /pol/.","attachment":null,"posted":1716145863},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800611,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800599
Seek therapy.","attachment":null,"posted":1716146168},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800623,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799176
obsessed faggot","attachment":null,"posted":1716148002},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800645,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800599
>wordswordswords","attachment":null,"posted":1716150055},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800649,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800599
Lotta homos seething at this based post
Nothing To Be Proud Of(tm)","attachment":null,"posted":1716150493},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800653,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798320
reminder if this short circuits your programming then you might have fallen for some demagoguery","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716150831176273.png","filename":"shrimpfried.png"},"posted":1716150831},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800733,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800653
It is natural to resist propaganda.","attachment":null,"posted":1716157019},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800741,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800653
>a-actually y-y-you’re the brainwashed one!!!!!
shut it freak","attachment":null,"posted":1716157210},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800763,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799096
>>4799202
It's one of those arguments that removes the relevancy of homosexuality being okay in human society while simultaneously trying to project human concepts and notions onto lower animals who behavior is mostly in the interest of continued day-to-day survival. It's just not a very robust argument.","attachment":null,"posted":1716158294},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800782,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">mother nature is pretty open-minded
Such a profoundly retarded statement.","attachment":null,"posted":1716159081},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800799,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800782
We should start raping and incesting and cannibalizing. It’s what Mother Nature would want","attachment":null,"posted":1716159961},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800848,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800799
>he doesn't already","attachment":null,"posted":1716162497},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800949,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799922
Sure, but none of that is "queer". A queer clownfish would be refusing to change sex or something","attachment":null,"posted":1716166477},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4800952,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800949
he doesn’t have any intention of talking about this honestly don’t bother","attachment":null,"posted":1716166585},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4801161,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Clownfish actually change sex. They produce male gametes and then female gametes. Humans have cosmetic surgery.","attachment":null,"posted":1716186550},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4801208,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801161
>>4800949
>name is clownfish
>is a troon
heh","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716197106545846.jpg","filename":"_91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f.jpg"},"posted":1716197106},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4801874,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Is morgan freeman narrating it?","attachment":null,"posted":1716252020},{"board":"an","thread":4798320,"pid":4802074,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800949
if we want to be serious queer can only apply to people, it's a term made for people
>>4800952
I do","attachment":null,"posted":1716265485}]}
{"title":"Would an invisible fence work for a cat?","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798453,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I took in a stray cat and am keeping him as an indoor/outdoor, but I don't want him going onto the neighbor's property. Could I train him using an invisible fence like dog owners do? Anybody have experience with this?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715905156447437.jpg","filename":"91GUzDJBITL._SL1500_.jpg"},"posted":1715905156},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798540,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798453
Cats don't learn in the same way dogs do. It would just run around like a fucking moron until it stopped and wouldn't have the ability to tie causation and causality.","attachment":null,"posted":1715916862},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798552,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798453
even dogs try the “run until it stops” method. a cat would either collapse and never go outside again or do that.","attachment":null,"posted":1715918212},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798575,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798453
The hell is that? We have mind control tech for dogs now? Why didn’t I know this? What is the efficacy for people?","attachment":null,"posted":1715922247},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798577,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798575
Some people like to electrocute their family members into compliance.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715922449694976.jpg","filename":"1705221296019935.jpg"},"posted":1715922449},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798715,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798575
an invisible fence. It's either based on radius from a central source like the OP pic or it's like underground sensors or something. But basically the dog wears an electric shock collar and if he crosses the invisible line, he gets shocked. Usually you put flags or something like pic-rel so the dog knows where it is. Eventually he learns not to cross that barrier (supposedly, idk how well it works)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715943680651132.jpg","filename":"cost-of-invisible-fence-1890820624.jpg"},"posted":1715943680},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798716,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798453
Do you not have a fenced yard? Just fence in your yard and then catproof the fence. It's literally that easy.","attachment":null,"posted":1715944055},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798721,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">not just mining the edges of the property with bounding anti-personnel mines with the fuzes adjusted for dogs
ngmi","attachment":null,"posted":1715944536},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798732,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798715
Why wouldn't you just build a fence? Surely it takes less time and effort than this, and has added benefit of not torturing your fucking dog","attachment":null,"posted":1715945426},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798739,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798732
I think these things are meant to be a very temporary solution, like if you're going camping for example or something.","attachment":null,"posted":1715945737},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798752,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798716
how do I catproof the fence? It is a chain link fence that's like 3 feet tall.","attachment":null,"posted":1715946939},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798755,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798752
It needs to be taller, first of all, 5 and a half foot or more, and then stick some of this onto it. If you cant do that because of some stupid ass rules then get a catio or harness train your cat. Free-roaming is never, ever an option.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715947099387224.jpg","filename":"images (1).jpg"},"posted":1715947099},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4798764,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798453
It might work if someone made one with a gradient on whatever the punishment is where it gets worse the farther away it gets. So it's not so immediate and causes panic and let's them learn the boundaries less harshly. But all the same cats shouldn't be outdoors at all.","attachment":null,"posted":1715947595},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4799000,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798764
>cats shouldn't be outdoors at all
This man understands nothing about cats","attachment":null,"posted":1715971155},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4799003,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799000
are you saying the main purpose of cats is to destroy local small fauna?","attachment":null,"posted":1715971354},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4799018,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799000
Cats are half as intelligent as a chihuahua
They literally dont understand that outside is different from inside. It’s all just “territory”. Dont let it be their territory and they have no need to be there.","attachment":null,"posted":1715972158},{"board":"an","thread":4798453,"pid":4801207,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798732
Same reason city walls went out of style and chain link fences went in. Openess is chic, apparently","attachment":null,"posted":1716196991}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4798508,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">possesses highest intelligence of any animal
>randomly goes on a murderous killing rampage after a certain age
what did chimpanzees mean by this?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715911806844321.jpg","filename":"Kibale-Uganda-Chimpanzees-4-1481eda729e3.jpg"},"posted":1715911806},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4798531,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798508
It is a manufacturered caricature of an extinct Hominid, you expect it to make any real sense?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715915651557792.jpg","filename":"chimp_600.jpg"},"posted":1715915651},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4798593,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798508
>possesses highest intelligence of any animal
Isn’t that still up for debate? Cetaceans are at least pretty close","attachment":null,"posted":1715923747},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4799584,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798593
The list goes:
1. Humans.
2. Niggers.
3. Aboriginal Australians.
4. Cetaceans.
5. Chimps.
6. Gorillas.
7. Octopus.
It seems the smarter animals are less compassionate, except humans.","attachment":null,"posted":1716020958},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4799587,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798508
What's unintelligent about violence? It's very natural. Maybe you're just a beta.","attachment":null,"posted":1716021166},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4799605,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">What's unintelligent about violence? It's very natural. Maybe you're just a beta.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716023484208743.jpg","filename":"smug_troon.jpg"},"posted":1716023484},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4799659,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799584
>humans are compassionate
humans have killed more than any other animal","attachment":null,"posted":1716032157},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4799661,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i heard chimps are literal niggers and will rape and kill their own family whereas gorillas use violence but with discretion","attachment":null,"posted":1716032307},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4799672,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799659
That's just because we're too stupid for our intelligence","attachment":null,"posted":1716034266},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4799677,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799672
that wasn't the case in antiquity","attachment":null,"posted":1716035016},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4799690,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799584
humans have greater capacity for destruction and murder than chimps.
the thing is, chimps don't have enough consciousness to temper their violence. so, the violent animal impulses get combined with an animalistic, but extremely high, relative intelligence to create something very vicious.
violence + impulsivity + intelligence + nothing holding you back = potential for horrible destruction
in humans, the capacity is higher if less random and less misguided.","attachment":null,"posted":1716037148},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4799720,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799661
You can't do this with chimpanzee","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716039366394515.jpg","filename":"Fossey & Group Five.jpg"},"posted":1716039366},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4800023,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799720
‘rillas really are the greatest…","attachment":null,"posted":1716072307},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4800136,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799720
gorillas are warriors/protectors and orangutans are caretakers
you can't trust the physiognomy of a chimp or bonbon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716082449006673.jpg","filename":"1688395232653612.jpg"},"posted":1716082449},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4800479,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798531
kill yourself immediately","attachment":null,"posted":1716133995},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4800527,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799587
You are the descendant of pic-related.
The berserk violence of chimpanzees is as natural as the cattle-like docility of our ancestors. Being a bipedal beta ape surviving in the Savannah was a legit niche.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716138362818576.jpg","filename":"australopithecus.jpg"},"posted":1716138362},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4800532,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800527
>beta ape
>started causing sabre tooth cat and other predator extinctions before having mastered fire
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/early-humans-not-climate-change-decimated-africas-large-carnivores/","attachment":null,"posted":1716138762},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4800550,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800527
>beta
the dopey looking face with giant cheekbones evolved to deflect punches. it's not a beta ape. it's literally built for ritual combat.
humans have only gotten less violent. get a load of erectus:
https://www.nytimes.com/1981/06/23/science/prehistoric-man-s-killings-of-90-giant-baboons-suggests-early-ritual.html","attachment":null,"posted":1716139898},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4800555,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800532
>Australopithecus
>For the first few million years of human evolution, hominins were relatively small-brained, chimpanzee-size creatures that subsisted primarily on plant foods.
>Early Homo
>But by 1.5 million years ago a new kind of hominin was on the scene—one that was bigger, smarter and armed with stone tools. This was Homo erectus
>What we had not anticipated was the steep downturn after 1.5 million years ago. It was this timing that hinted our Homo ancestors might be at fault.
I'm sorry bruh, any Hominin after chimps and before Homo were beta apes.","attachment":null,"posted":1716140324},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4800557,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800479
You first glowie.","attachment":null,"posted":1716140379},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4800566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800550
>a team of researchers has discovered that 400,000 to 700,000 years ago hominids who were the immediate precursors of modern man killed 90 giant baboons at a butchering ground on the plains of Kenya
>400,000 to 700,000 years ago
Again, these were Homo. These large cheekbones of late robust Australopithecus evolved to deflect punches FROM HOMOS, like how chubby geeks coping with chad bullies at school. It doesn't mean Australops were capable of inflicting ritual violence themselves.","attachment":null,"posted":1716140810},{"board":"an","thread":4798508,"pid":4800568,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798508
They're just like me fr fr.","attachment":null,"posted":1716140849}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798302,"pid":4798302,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">neighbour lives about half a mile away
>creepy looking dude who lives alone in an all black house
>owns a single (1) large dog (unneutered male)
>he built a little fenced enclosure for it
>never cleans the poop out
>"is that the bare ground?" no its poop
>every time the wind blows from the east it smells like in standing on the Mount Everest made of nothing but stale, funky, dog poo
>the stench is literally indescribable after it a heavy rain
wat do?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715892699721069.jpg","filename":"EQaDOgHX0AAwpZd.jpg"},"posted":1715892699},{"board":"an","thread":4798302,"pid":4798307,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798302
Plant bushes at the edge of your land and his, that will block out the sun. Or if you're far enough south, throw some kudzu seeds into his shit heap, that'll turn dog shit into a better smelling problem quickly.","attachment":null,"posted":1715893227},{"board":"an","thread":4798302,"pid":4798338,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798302
Nothing. Enjoy the shit stench. Clean his yard for him. Or get rid of the dog.","attachment":null,"posted":1715895745},{"board":"an","thread":4798302,"pid":4798375,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798302
contact the city government","attachment":null,"posted":1715898013},{"board":"an","thread":4798302,"pid":4798397,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798302
Some reddit edgelord will say “kill teh dog xddd im such a channer amirite fellow terrorists” but the real solution here is to modify a drone to ignite and drop homemade molotovs on his roof at 3am. make sure you turn off all its lights, fit it with IR cameras and dont launch or retrieve it from your property or the same spot.","attachment":null,"posted":1715899684},{"board":"an","thread":4798302,"pid":4798503,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">go to neighbour's house
>knock on door
>explain the situation about the dog shit smell
>ask politely for some kind of resolution to the problem
1 of 2 things will happen:
>neighbour refuses
>you make his life a living hell see: >>4798307
or
>neighbour agrees
>problem solved","attachment":null,"posted":1715911138},{"board":"an","thread":4798302,"pid":4800254,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798397
Why are you retards so constantly scared people will call you out for the Reddit user you are?","attachment":null,"posted":1716096900},{"board":"an","thread":4798302,"pid":4802320,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798302
This creature has the most stranglabe neck I have ever seen.","attachment":null,"posted":1716304550},{"board":"an","thread":4798302,"pid":4802331,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798302
Confront him. If he doesn't do anything get ahold of your council to open an enforcement. Tell them his choices are affecting quality of life for anyone nearby and he's hurting property values because you're considering selling.","attachment":null,"posted":1716305106},{"board":"an","thread":4798302,"pid":4802377,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802320
that’s by design","attachment":null,"posted":1716307098},{"board":"an","thread":4798302,"pid":4802535,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798397
That's illegal though.","attachment":null,"posted":1716317416}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798510,"pid":4798510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Brown recluse","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715911830921027.jpg","filename":"Brown_Recluse.jpg"},"posted":1715911830},{"board":"an","thread":4798510,"pid":4798515,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798510
That's a frog.","attachment":null,"posted":1715912315},{"board":"an","thread":4798510,"pid":4798525,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798510
The number one give away of loxosceles are the eyes. Three pairs of two. A recluse has no abdominal markings save for a slight heart mark, and they have no spiny leg hair. Not all recluse have a visible violin pattern, so that alone is not enough to identify them.
The best course of action when bitten is to wash the area with soapy water. The majority of bites are not medically significant requiring no medical attention, though itd be a lie to say they cant be dangerous. If the bite area starts turning black at all or if your urine darkens, seek immediate medical attention.
They are a very docile spider, and only bite as a last resort when pinched.","attachment":null,"posted":1715914517},{"board":"an","thread":4798510,"pid":4798527,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"spider :D","attachment":null,"posted":1715914921},{"board":"an","thread":4798510,"pid":4798529,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798510
⸮ƨiHɈ ƨi ƨɘiɔɘqƨ ɈɒHW","attachment":null,"posted":1715915343},{"board":"an","thread":4798510,"pid":4798595,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798510
Never heard of this. QRD?","attachment":null,"posted":1715923861},{"board":"an","thread":4798510,"pid":4798707,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Idris Elba","attachment":null,"posted":1715942270},{"board":"an","thread":4798510,"pid":4798859,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798529
.godllub hcnerF","attachment":null,"posted":1715956289}]}
{"title":"/MBG/- microbiology general","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4798640,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Any collectors here on an or is it just me?
current collection:
>Haemophilus aphrophilus
>Clostridium tetani
>Streptococcus pyogenes
>Enterococcus avium
>Lactobacillus acidophilus
>Lactococcus lactis
>Listeria monocytogenes
>Streptococcus sanguis
>Staphylococcus aureus
pretty new to this and shit can get expensive so no viruses has been added to the collection, also any tips on where to find protozoa exepect for in cats? toxo is not wery interesting. also i do not order online, this is boring i try to find all specimens in "nature"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715928438713151.png","filename":"frog egg.png"},"posted":1715928438},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4798650,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798640
Based microscopy anon.
Which microscope do you got, and have you tried looking at local bog water?
Also, recommending this guy
https://m.youtube.com/@MicrobehunterMicroscopy","attachment":null,"posted":1715931548},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4798726,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798650
I have the sagitta sl-750, quite far to nearest bog but i should probably gibe it a shot","attachment":null,"posted":1715945060},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4798729,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798726
>pic rel.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715945164664014.jpg","filename":"Mikro.jpg"},"posted":1715945164},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4798737,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798650
Im also currently storing the in a regular freezer atm, wish will couse problems i really really want to get my hands on some liquid nitrogen but i think you need permits to buy it.","attachment":null,"posted":1715945664},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4798773,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798640
>current collection:
>>Haemophilus aphrophilus
>>Clostridium tetani
>>Streptococcus pyogenes
>>Enterococcus avium
>>Lactobacillus acidophilus
>>Lactococcus lactis
>>Listeria monocytogenes
>>Streptococcus sanguis
>>Staphylococcus aureus
[X]","attachment":null,"posted":1715948046},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4798812,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798640
Is this the nerdiest /an/ related hobby?","attachment":null,"posted":1715951736},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4798857,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798812
Second only to mycology.","attachment":null,"posted":1715956152},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4799042,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798857
Does it count as mycology if I cultivated some bitter oysters in a jar to make a natural night light?","attachment":null,"posted":1715974480},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4800015,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799042
Show pic?","attachment":null,"posted":1716071621},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4800051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798640
A friend a mine is lead microbiologist at Dyson, I keep asking her for samples of anything.
I know they have a level 4 lab there.","attachment":null,"posted":1716073880},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4800395,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What's a good microscope that balances quality and price? I'd thought about getting into this.","attachment":null,"posted":1716123214},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4800417,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800051
good luck with getting anything from any BSL above 2. They're designed to not let anything in and out and asking your friend to bring samples might make them lose their job and lead to further legal repercussions. Starting at BSL 1 you already deal with GMOs that are not supposed to leave facilities because they might interfere with the environment.","attachment":null,"posted":1716126526},{"board":"an","thread":4798640,"pid":4800464,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800395
I find old university ones for next to nothing on ebay on the reg.","attachment":null,"posted":1716133160}]}
{"title":"I NEED HELP","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798670,"pid":4798670,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Identifying this dogs breed (I will post more pics in thread)
I just adopted this boy from a family who found him in the streets. No color or nametag. Owners didn't search for him and now they themselves decided to give him away (family reasons)
He has no documents and nothing
Family thinks he is a cocker of some kind
I doubt this and did a little search online only breed I have a hunch on is called - redboun Coonhound
Help kind sirs","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715936053562748.png","filename":"image_2024-05-17.png"},"posted":1715936053},{"board":"an","thread":4798670,"pid":4798671,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715936165222527.png","filename":"image_2024-05-17.png"},"posted":1715936165},{"board":"an","thread":4798670,"pid":4798673,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"PS:
He is definitely a pup So he will grow more ( think)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715936287775203.png","filename":"image_2024-05-17.png"},"posted":1715936287},{"board":"an","thread":4798670,"pid":4798689,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"classic features of a ligma mutt","attachment":null,"posted":1715938806},{"board":"an","thread":4798670,"pid":4798694,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798689
Whats ligma mutt ?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715939532295773.png","filename":"image_2024-05-17.png"},"posted":1715939532},{"board":"an","thread":4798670,"pid":4798696,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Looks like a redbone. Maybe a bit mixed but close enough.","attachment":null,"posted":1715939651},{"board":"an","thread":4798670,"pid":4798742,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798670
Is there a reason this is especially important to you?","attachment":null,"posted":1715945954},{"board":"an","thread":4798670,"pid":4798753,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798670
He does look a bit like a redbone but not a purebred one, redbones arent allowed any white on them according to breed standard. So he's either a cross or byb.","attachment":null,"posted":1715946955},{"board":"an","thread":4798670,"pid":4798770,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798742
yes because some breeds require owners having knowledge beforehand of their special needs, health etc.
>>4798753
yeah probably
thanks","attachment":null,"posted":1715948015},{"board":"an","thread":4798670,"pid":4798856,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798670
it's brown and it doesn't look very social so...","attachment":null,"posted":1715956129},{"board":"an","thread":4798670,"pid":4798865,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798670
just do a dna test","attachment":null,"posted":1715957047},{"board":"an","thread":4798670,"pid":4798885,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"A cute dog.","attachment":null,"posted":1715960975}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4798566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Everyone's favorite pill-popper Steve-O did a video on how "service animals" is total bullshit. Cringe or based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Yj2XmwEL0","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715921409899111.png","filename":"image.png"},"posted":1715921409},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4799579,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798566
Steve O is whack, and I'm not watching the video, but most times "service animals" are totally bullshit. The "legit" ones are the ones that actually do something like help the blind or smell heartatacks or whatever, but anybody anywhere can get something like picrel and bring their dog all over while telling people that "it's okay because it's a service animal".
The worst part is people who really need a service animal for the previously mentioned legitimate reasons, but have to deal with the decreasing status of said service animal now that so many people are abusing the trust based system of it all.","attachment":null,"posted":1716019977},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4801605,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I wish service animals were federally regulated and the actual legitimate ones had to be obtained from a) a government body, and b) were issued licenses and ID like a human to prove they are legit.
I had two jobs where I had to put up with these assholes coming in with their "service chihuahua" who then pisses itself in fear of a leaf and I'm not allowed to tell them to gtfo even though the area has a no dog policy.","attachment":null,"posted":1716239056},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4801623,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798566
The opinions of someone who has had a tattoo of a man raping a baby can be ignored","attachment":null,"posted":1716240604},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4801626,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801623
… proof?","attachment":null,"posted":1716240944},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4801661,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798566
>service dogs are so bullshit dude!
>*makes his dog a service dog*
uhm...?","attachment":null,"posted":1716242816},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4801674,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798566
All support animals are legitimate. I don't know what I'd do without my emotional support cane toad. I take him on planes and buses, and he helps me get over my anxiety over not carrying an invasive species with me at all times.","attachment":null,"posted":1716243588},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4801691,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801672
nah, too hard to steal stuff while carrying a dog around","attachment":null,"posted":1716244881},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4801697,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798566
The reason why this is readily avaiable is so people have the freedom to train their own service animals for different tasks. This makes those disability aids more accessible and doesn't lock service dogs behind a huge paywall. This is, obviously, a very good thing. Disabled people deserve to have tools to aid them not be prohibitively expensive.
However this system is, as we've seen, open to abuse from braindeads who don't care for the safety and comfort of the general public, least of all the most vulnerable of us.
So /an, what would you propose we do? How do we fix the issue of fake service dogs whilst also not making service dogs, as a disability aid, inaccessible to disabled people?","attachment":null,"posted":1716245158},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4801700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Just judge by the breed and go from there. If it's not a Labrador or some other type of smart, responsive breed, then you know it's utter BS.","attachment":null,"posted":1716245251},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4801714,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801691
>carry
Obviously just let it run loose, like they always do anyway","attachment":null,"posted":1716245766},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4801715,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801697
I have an idea.
>a standardized qualification that service dogs that aren't trained by a training org or charity must undergo
>similar to the good citizen dog test but government enforced
>ran by the kennel club. Every US state must have at least 5 kennel club affiliated training orgs willing to do the test, and something similar elsewhere in the world ofc
>the test MUST be capped at €30 per dog per test, and can be subsidized. Any more and the test becomes exclusionary.
>the test MUST ONLY test the dogs ability to behave in public and around other dogs, and NOT whether or not the dog can do whatever service it was trained for (This could be considered disability exclusion and open the kc up to lawsuits)
>the dog can be any breed (anything else will cause riots)
>the dog will be provided with a card, similar to a driving license, that the disabled person must carry
>the card MUST NOT provide any information about the person's disability or what service the dog is trained for, only that it is a certified service dog and will behave itself
There are pros and cons of this. If even one MUST from this list is out the whole plan won't work and will actively be working against the disabled people we're trying to help. Furthermore this test isnt airtight, people will still cheese it. But at the very least something like this should guarantee that, even if the service dog you meet isnt performing a service, at least it's going to behave.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716245779137773.jpg","filename":"images (4).jpg"},"posted":1716245779},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4801718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801700
>then you know it's utter BS.
Yet you're still not allowed to do anything about it unless you want to headline the evening news.","attachment":null,"posted":1716245955},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4801802,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801672
>>4801691
>>4801714
jej","attachment":null,"posted":1716249989},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4802155,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801605
What a weird, insignificant thing to get so upset over","attachment":null,"posted":1716280828},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4802160,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802155
It's not insignificant when you have to enforce this kind of thing daily at work and your hands are tied, so you either get yelled at by your boss for letting dogs on the premises or you try to kick them out and get bitched at for "trampling their rights".","attachment":null,"posted":1716281384},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4802350,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802160
why doesn't your boss kick them out themselves?","attachment":null,"posted":1716305869},{"board":"an","thread":4798566,"pid":4802372,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802160
So just tell your boss its a servicr animal fuck him","attachment":null,"posted":1716306908}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4798686,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"If the rivers of literal shit don't kill you, the leopards will. Such is life in the UK.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715938461426287.png","filename":"big cade.png"},"posted":1715938461},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4798691,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798686
Saars, the UK is turning into Bharat","attachment":null,"posted":1715938873},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4798700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nature is healing..","attachment":null,"posted":1715940440},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4798705,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798686
Europe's big wild carnivoran population restored","attachment":null,"posted":1715941991},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4798706,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798686
Imagine if they discover it and find that it likes sipping tea in its den and has crooked teeth","attachment":null,"posted":1715942116},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4798720,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Imagine if dey discoverings it and findings that it likings sippings tea in its den and has crookeds teething","attachment":null,"posted":1715944509},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4798723,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798686
Terrific news! Let’s drop a bunch of these in London and let nature take its course :)","attachment":null,"posted":1715944793},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799044,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798691
The UK has always been like that. At least India is literally overflowing with pajeets, there's no reason why the Thames has to be so putrid.","attachment":null,"posted":1715974559},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799046,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799044
england traded what nature had left to fuel its empire. right now it's the poorest region of europe in terms of biodiversity and natural habitats, and i bet that were not for the EU forcing environmental laws unto them during the 80s, great britain would look like easter island today.","attachment":null,"posted":1715974978},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799085,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798686
It's the only black denizen of the British Isles whose numbers are decreasing.","attachment":null,"posted":1715977375},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799088,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798686
is the literal rivers of shit the Muslim people who immigrated to your country.","attachment":null,"posted":1715977561},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799117,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798686
That’s a weird way to say roaming gangs of various PoC","attachment":null,"posted":1715980552},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799121,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799085
>>4799088
>>4799117
Obsessed","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715980865034903.jpg","filename":"1633347294464.jpg"},"posted":1715980865},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799135,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799121
This is just a british man in an american flag shirt
The traditions of english theatre never change","attachment":null,"posted":1715981329},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799165,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799121
I live in the British territories myself dude everyone can see how dire the situation is over there","attachment":null,"posted":1715982846},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799194,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's the UK, what the fuck do you expect?","attachment":null,"posted":1715984863},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799339,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798686
lmao did somebody really smuggle a jaguar into Britain and just turn it lose?","attachment":null,"posted":1715990113},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799355,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798686
So megafaunal cryptids are possible?","attachment":null,"posted":1715991114},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799395,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799355
Yeah, but now that there evidence for it, its not cryptozoology any more, just normal zoology. And any cryptozoology is still crackpot schizo pseudoscience without any evidence @:^)","attachment":null,"posted":1715992660},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799413,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799395
Honestly the big problem with all "non-standard" forms of knowledge is the childish, agent Mulder-like need to convince other people of them. Who cares if everyone else is wrong. I saw the Loch Ness Monster and it turned out to be an incredibly big otter who speaks fluent old Gaelic. Why would I care if you believe me or not?","attachment":null,"posted":1715993989},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799433,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799413
>Why would I care if you believe me or not?
perhaps we're not sociopaths like you?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715995197973930.gif","filename":"1715796438454277.gif"},"posted":1715995197},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799446,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799433
>sociopathy is when you don't try to make everyone exactly like you
Clinically it is the opposite","attachment":null,"posted":1715995979},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799448,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799121
LOL","attachment":null,"posted":1715996085},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799464,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799413
If you were one of hundreds or thousands of people independently describing a giant gealic speaking otter, it woul be pretty rude to not at least consider it.
Imagine your a bong taking a walk at night an run across a panther, then everyone proceeds to question your mental state and soberness or thinks you're pulling a prank.
Eyewitnesses are routinely dismissed, because "expert say its nonsense".","attachment":null,"posted":1715997958},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799466,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799464
Given the influx of pajeets on the Isles, I quite fully expect that the source of the DNA is because they've been smuggling exotic cats in from their homeland and they've been getting loose.","attachment":null,"posted":1715998658},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799413
It's both human nature AND noble to be a truthspeaker. If you don't find the value in spreading news of novel discoveries and proving them, then you've got something wrong with you. As in, lower-than-NPC-type-behavioral-issues.","attachment":null,"posted":1715998814},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799469,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799466
these sightings didnt start recently. might as well be someone rich bringing in a couple during colonial times and then quietly letting them go after finding that feeding big cats can get pretty expensive. or a circus at some point in the last century not being able to afford their kitties any more.","attachment":null,"posted":1715999101},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799570,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798723
they won't stand a chance","attachment":null,"posted":1716017253},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799689,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799355
Always have been","attachment":null,"posted":1716036846},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799736,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799355
A big cat is not a cryptid... Very easy for them to have hid, and there have been plenty of reasonable sightings and video evidence, unlike with your made-up monsters like bigfoot, mothman, mokele, nessy, whatever. No, megafaunal cryptids are not possible.","attachment":null,"posted":1716041649},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799737,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799355
I don't understand how unknown megafauna can exist anywhere outside of the most remote, dense rainforests. Literally just
>find game trail/water source/literally anything
>install remote camera
Congratulations, you now have video of even the rarest and most elusive animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1716042219},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799742,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799737
doesn't work for most rare animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1716042426},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799745,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799742
They must be rare indeed if they never have to eat or drink.","attachment":null,"posted":1716043051},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799746,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799745
just go watch a doc about bili apes. Animals are very cautious with new stimuli, and some avoid areas that other animals frequent, like watering holes or trails...","attachment":null,"posted":1716043144},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799771,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798686
>confirms
>could","attachment":null,"posted":1716045200},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799815,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799469
Hell, Britbongs used to be able to buy big cats at the department store, not hard to imagine some of those getting set loose instead of being sent back to Africa.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716049716103879.png","filename":"Screenshot_20240518-112459-218.png"},"posted":1716049716},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799823,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799467
>human nature
fake news
>nobility
abstract, non-quantifiable concept","attachment":null,"posted":1716050686},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799835,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799823
nigga such an npc he talkin like a robot off star trek
>WE ARE THE CYBORGS. HUMAN NATURE IS IRRELEVANT. YOUR ABSTRACT CONCEPTS ARE NON QUANTIFIABLE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716051393210362.jpg","filename":"crocus of circuit board.jpg"},"posted":1716051393},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799860,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798706
Voiced by Idris Elba.","attachment":null,"posted":1716054082},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799881,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799835
>make statement based on false premises
I don't even need to finish this meme arrow chain. The first one conveys my point succinctly.","attachment":null,"posted":1716055343},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799883,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799570
they will if you drop enough in","attachment":null,"posted":1716055483},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799884,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799860
gross","attachment":null,"posted":1716055684},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799885,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799881
You got btfo bot boy
>>4799835
Based, epic win","attachment":null,"posted":1716055688},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799888,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799885
facts don't care about your feelings (nobility)","attachment":null,"posted":1716055918},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4799902,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799823
What are you doing on 4chan if you don't like non-mainstream thoughts and opinions?","attachment":null,"posted":1716057113},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4800007,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799746
yeah, uhh
>The Bili apes, or Bondo mystery apes, were names given in 2003 in sensational reports in the popular media to a purportedly new species of highly aggressive, giant ape supposedly inhabiting the wetlands and savannah around of the village of Bili in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
>Scientists soon determined they were common chimpanzees","attachment":null,"posted":1716070921},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4800027,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799902
ESL? I don't like opinions that can't be justified non-esoterically. I never said anything about the mainstream. I especially don't like when people people try to make themselves appear better than others.","attachment":null,"posted":1716072441},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4800032,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800027
>I don't like opinions that can't be justified non-esoterically
I get what you're trying to say but personal opinions on certain topics can kind of come from anywhere. The justification comes in when you're trying to convince others that they should be thinking like you. E.g:
>I am vegan because I don't like the idea of eating animal products
VS:
>I am vegan because eating animal products is morally reprehensible
One of these is a simple personal choice based on personal opinion. The other is something the individual perceives as some sort of 'moral right' and therefore implying that you're morally in the wrong for doing something different, despite both of these statements coming from the same place (Feelings rather than Facts).
Appealing to some kind of made-up sense of nobility is the latter, by the way.","attachment":null,"posted":1716072789},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4800045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800032
>noooo just make everything an opinion or say you were put up to it by a god or something with a concrete bible verse that way you cant hurt feelings and we can agree to disagree
Conviction is chadliness.
Opinions are cowardice.
Faith is cuckoldry.
You are afraid to have the right opinion and need to exist in a world of subjectivity so you can neither win nor lose
Your ancestors would be ashamed. You are a slave.","attachment":null,"posted":1716073349},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4800047,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800045
None of that is relevant to >>4800032.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716073620535294.jpg","filename":"look boyo.jpg"},"posted":1716073620},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4800425,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800032
I am not this retard >>4800045
Anyways, my whole post chain was in reference to >>4799467. This opinion wasn't presenting itself as subjective, and it is closer to the latter like you said. I hate things closer to the latter because they try to come off as objective.","attachment":null,"posted":1716128312},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4800455,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800425
>human nature isn't objective, there's no consistency to human behavior whatsoever","attachment":null,"posted":1716132371},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4800460,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800455
Human nature is, sure. When the person bringing it up can back it up with research. But we both know that there is so research backing up the statement 'being a truthsayer is in human nature' because it's nonsense fluff, as is the appeal to an arbitrary concept of 'nobility'. It's meaningless words that only mean something to a select few. And if you personally care about that shit, if it motivates you etc, good for you. But to pretend that there is any amount of objectivity there is silly.","attachment":null,"posted":1716132817},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4800462,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800460
>When the person bringing it up can back it up with research.
beep boop, human nature must be verified by (((trusted sources))) beep boop","attachment":null,"posted":1716132974},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4800478,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800462
lol","attachment":null,"posted":1716133993},{"board":"an","thread":4798686,"pid":4800489,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800462
Being gay is human nature because gay people exist and also I say so. If you disagree you're an NPC.","attachment":null,"posted":1716135021}]}
{"title":"Bad Drawing/Animation","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798832,"pid":4798832,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Post the worst anime animation ever. I lost my folder. Arigato~","attachment":null,"posted":1715954139},{"board":"an","thread":4798832,"pid":4798837,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715954451119055.jpg","filename":"1630763297250.jpg"},"posted":1715954451},{"board":"an","thread":4798832,"pid":4798838,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798832
You are on /an/ - Animals & Nature rather than /a/ - Anime & Manga","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715954618611742.jpg","filename":"1715887336655212.jpg"},"posted":1715954618},{"board":"an","thread":4798832,"pid":4798839,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715954691446292.jpg","filename":"image.jpg"},"posted":1715954691},{"board":"an","thread":4798832,"pid":4798842,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715955060016287.jpg","filename":"1531090624841.jpg"},"posted":1715955060},{"board":"an","thread":4798832,"pid":4798844,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798832
I’m not seeing the issue I see people who look like that everyday","attachment":null,"posted":1715955121},{"board":"an","thread":4798832,"pid":4798868,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798838
That is the joke. He's incredibly funni","attachment":null,"posted":1715957794},{"board":"an","thread":4798832,"pid":4798873,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715959175242625.jpg","filename":"1706165551514328.jpg"},"posted":1715959175},{"board":"an","thread":4798832,"pid":4799090,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798873
Insta save gem","attachment":null,"posted":1715977771},{"board":"an","thread":4798832,"pid":4801125,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798832","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716182936552049.webm","filename":"1700090263827376.webm"},"posted":1716182936},{"board":"an","thread":4798832,"pid":4801334,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801125
someone confirm if real","attachment":null,"posted":1716216209}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798840,"pid":4798840,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Does anybody else get ribberts in their dounstairs shitter?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715954842480733.jpg","filename":"ribbert.jpg"},"posted":1715954842},{"board":"an","thread":4798840,"pid":4798843,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798840
Imagine the putrid odor","attachment":null,"posted":1715955061},{"board":"an","thread":4798840,"pid":4798845,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798840","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715955129259335.jpg","filename":"r9k.jpg"},"posted":1715955129},{"board":"an","thread":4798840,"pid":4798846,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Spraying them with saltwater worked for me.","attachment":null,"posted":1715955297},{"board":"an","thread":4798840,"pid":4798850,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798840
>they simply eyeball me back
KEK","attachment":null,"posted":1715955696},{"board":"an","thread":4798840,"pid":4798853,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715955903322898.jpg","filename":"image.jpg"},"posted":1715955903},{"board":"an","thread":4798840,"pid":4798913,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798840
sweet, a free self-replenishing food source","attachment":null,"posted":1715963537},{"board":"an","thread":4798840,"pid":4799077,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798913
no, bad chang","attachment":null,"posted":1715977016},{"board":"an","thread":4798840,"pid":4799475,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799077
Pierre, in this case.","attachment":null,"posted":1715999697},{"board":"an","thread":4798840,"pid":4799517,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799475
Crazy that the world is just collectively okay with Frances cannibalism.","attachment":null,"posted":1716005275},{"board":"an","thread":4798840,"pid":4800262,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798840
Yes I used to have these all the time
I would turn on the sink to wash my hands and one would fall out of the spigot
Often would have them in shower
Must add grating to pipes
Source: thirdie life
>>4798853
They’re frogs, not toads
Cane toads are really not very agile and can not climb walls or pipes well","attachment":null,"posted":1716098983},{"board":"an","thread":4798840,"pid":4801026,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Loled at the post.
But those aren't bullfrogs, right? They shouldn't ribbert.","attachment":null,"posted":1716174669}]}
{"title":"Infected lips in Cats","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798841,"pid":4798841,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Now this problem of infected lips was in my cat for a long time and i thought it was going to fade away and it was temporary and it actually dissapeared temporarily until it came back but destroyed her poor liittle lips.
She was a stray kitten but I raised her in my house and There wasn't an actual infection but as time passed she probably got it from eating trash or getting into some acidic shit since it has the smell of fishes. Anyways the problem is she cannot grow tall or get bigger, she's permantly small (in the form of kitten), And her right lip is completely destroyed, her left lip is also infected.
I wanna help her but i'm broke as fuck to even get her to a veterinarian","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715955032654950.jpg","filename":"granuloma.jpg"},"posted":1715955032},{"board":"an","thread":4798841,"pid":4798858,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"so what do you want? a magic homebrewn cure that costs nothing and will fix everything? animals are unfortunately expensive. that thing is just going to get worse and worse until she likely dies. loan some money or have a reddit fundraiser or something.","attachment":null,"posted":1715956204},{"board":"an","thread":4798841,"pid":4798861,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798858
No dude, I could try to work and get some money, but what should i do about her, I mean is there like some cure to her shit ?","attachment":null,"posted":1715956484},{"board":"an","thread":4798841,"pid":4798870,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Pet for poor people","attachment":null,"posted":1715958686},{"board":"an","thread":4798841,"pid":4798871,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798861
You know who could fucking tell you that? A vet.","attachment":null,"posted":1715958830},{"board":"an","thread":4798841,"pid":4798966,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You can go to a vet and say you caught a stray cat with a bad infection and you only have to pay for it if you take it back","attachment":null,"posted":1715968317},{"board":"an","thread":4798841,"pid":4799038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"probably needs an antibiotic
a vet trip shouldn't cost that much, just be firm with them that you don't have much money and don't want to do 100 types of routine tests and vaccines","attachment":null,"posted":1715974235},{"board":"an","thread":4798841,"pid":4799102,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798841
Wish I could give you another answer but a vet visit is your best shot. Cat moths are especially sensitive","attachment":null,"posted":1715979348}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798886,"pid":4798886,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"will a miniature poodle be too much for me to raise on my own? i'm a first time dog owner.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715961251662170.jpg","filename":"poodle.jpg"},"posted":1715961251},{"board":"an","thread":4798886,"pid":4798977,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's an excellent sign that your conscientious about your novice abilities. But poodles are fantastic. They're great family dogs of excellent temperament and disposition. The biggest concern of yours is going to be housebreaking (which is totally learnable and doable and experienced by all dog owners) and providing adequate space for the dog to exercise and play.","attachment":null,"posted":1715969834},{"board":"an","thread":4798886,"pid":4798978,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798886
Imo there isnt any such thing as a good dog for a first time owner. Either you've done the research and are willing to put the time in or you haven't. But poods are great dogs all around, and so long as you're aware of the workload the dog will take, it shouldn't be an issue for you on your own.","attachment":null,"posted":1715969948},{"board":"an","thread":4798886,"pid":4798980,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I can't speak for their personality or exercise needs but be sure you can care for its coat. Either you have the money to take it consistently to a groomer or the commitment to groom the dog yourself. Slowly start teaching the puppy about grooming practices like brushing, nail clipping/handling its feet, handling its face and mouth, water, the sound of a blow dryer, standing still while being worked on, etc early to make it easier on it and the person grooming it in the future. Puppies don't have long attention spans so start with very short sessions that get longer as the puppy gets older and give a lot of praise when the puppy behaves well. For scary things like nails, water, and blow dryer, start small and build up exposure. Let it get used to the sound of water and the blow dryer and praise it or give it a treat then work up to putting a little water on it and briefly running the blow dryer over it (not on a hot setting) and give it a treat. Clip the very tips of the nail and give it a treat. Might sound silly to go to that extent but you want to try to make all of those things no big deal to the dog. Poodles have to be groomed all their lives or they will be a matted mess so it's better to try and make it as easy of a process as you can for the dog and whoever has to groom it. If you can get some clippers and get the puppy used to the sound and feel of those that would be good, too. Even if you send the dog to a groomer, it's good to have some clippers to keep the eyes and mouth trimmed between grooming appointments.","attachment":null,"posted":1715970325},{"board":"an","thread":4798886,"pid":4798985,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798980
>If you can get some clippers and get the puppy used to the sound and feel of those that would be good, too
This might sound weird but a vibrator is unironically a good tool to use for this if you don't want to have to clip your dogs coat to get them used to the sound and feeling of the clippers.
Well they don't feel exactly the same but vibrators are much cheaper and easier to come by and you can touch your dog with it to it used to the concept of something that goes vrrrrr on their skin.","attachment":null,"posted":1715970604},{"board":"an","thread":4798886,"pid":4799050,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798985
i mean maybe but who wants to say they own a vibrator lol","attachment":null,"posted":1715975159},{"board":"an","thread":4798886,"pid":4799068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798977
>>4798978
Thank you. Yes I've been doing a lot of research, I've found some good breeders now that do all the health testing and such (through Poodle Club of America). I'm very worried about the puppy stage, the housebreaking and stuff. I've been reading about crate training and starting them in a smaller area to keep things more manageable.
I also hear mixed information on temperament. I'm going to a confirmation breeder so hoping that results in a more mellow poodle. I'm good with energy and like go for walks, but I also will need to get work done and want to be able to relax on the couch at night sometimes. I realize during the puppy stage that's maybe not possible, but I'm talking when it's 9months old or something. Are poodles super needy or can they just cuddle a bit? Is that something that's trainable? I'm happy to throw the ball and exercise, but, also want to live a life where I have some down time. I'm getting a bit freaked out when I tell people I'm thinking of getting a miniature poodle and they say "oh wow that's a lot of energy those dogs!"
>>4798980
From what I've read I need to brush every few days. I'll be taking it to a groomer though. II've looked into costs. I think every 6 weeks I'll need to spend about 125 bucks or learn how to do it myself. My breeder says she introduces the puppies early on to grooming, so by the time I get the dog she'll have gotten the dog pretty used to grooming. I'm writing down your grooming exposure ideas down so that I remember to do them, I have a whole spreadsheet of socialization and exposure things and I'm adding these, thank you!
>>4798985
I'm a dude, so I have a shaver for manscaping. The breeder is going to do some exposure before I get the dog, but, I can also just slowly expose it to my shaver as well.
>>4799050
Yeah I'm already a dude thinking about getting a miniature poodle, people will make fun of me enough already","attachment":null,"posted":1715976512}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798714,"pid":4798714,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Let these little fellas cross the road today","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715943510197443.jpg","filename":"20240517_065554.jpg"},"posted":1715943510},{"board":"an","thread":4798714,"pid":4798734,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798714
Neat. What happened next?","attachment":null,"posted":1715945520},{"board":"an","thread":4798714,"pid":4798761,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798734
The person in oncoming traffic hit the babies. Nah they ducked under the guard rail and disappeared. There's a river nearby. They're going home.","attachment":null,"posted":1715947346},{"board":"an","thread":4798714,"pid":4798771,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798714
most or all of those ducklets will be eaten by predators within a few weeks","attachment":null,"posted":1715948034},{"board":"an","thread":4798714,"pid":4798774,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798771
Fuck off","attachment":null,"posted":1715948091},{"board":"an","thread":4798714,"pid":4798778,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798774
>*chomp* thanks for saving my meal!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715948437304117.jpg","filename":"5d1a7ff1258008ee3abb25a7f4e985d3.jpg"},"posted":1715948437},{"board":"an","thread":4798714,"pid":4800988,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798714
Reminds me of a time I saw a duck and her hatchlings waddling toward a busy 4-lane business highway. I really wanted to run out there and stop the traffic myself, but before I got the chance, all 4 lanes came to a stop for them without any intervention from me. I felt really good about the world that day.","attachment":null,"posted":1716171033}]}
{"title":"Need medical advice for a cat","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799021,"pid":4799021,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hello, /an/. Recently my cat (female, around 15 y.o.) started having health problems, namely weight loss and dark blood in her urine. 8 days ago I took her to the vet, who did 2 injections: antibiotics (Tylosin 0,5) and multivitamins. This continued for 3 days, with no improvements. During these 3 days, she once urinated something that looked like a small blood clot, which repeated one since.
On the 4th day, we went to a different clinic for ultrasound and x-ray, and kept going there henceforth. There, similar treatment continued, but with stronger antibiotics, the name of which I didn't get. I'll post an update once I do. Multivitamins were also present, now with some occasional painkillers. This new treatment continued for 5 days, today being the 5th, still with no improvements.
New problems have appeared, however. She became reluctant to eat, when before she was constantly checking her bowl for new food. Besides that, yesterday she had diarrhea and vomited, which luckily didn't repeat so far. At first I thought this was caused by antibiotics, but the vet said they were using ones that shouldn't cause neither diarrhea nor vomiting, so we went for an ultrasound scan.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715972307301434.jpg","filename":"bM37Ax6jxh8.jpg"},"posted":1715972307},{"board":"an","thread":4799021,"pid":4799023,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799021
Here are some oddities, though, which is a major reason for why I come here. This new clinic has several different vets, and there are no appointments, so which one of them you get only depends on which one is free at the moment. Strange, but ok, I thought. So, on the first day of visiting, the first vet did an x-ray of her kidneys and bladder, said the kidneys were fine, but one was a little bigger than the other; the bladder had some weird spots, which he couldn't identify, so he sent us for an ultrasound. He also tried to take a blood sample, but as my cat is easily scared, very wriggly and quick to use her claws, he was unable to do so. Second day, another vet does an ultrasound, says the kidneys are fine, but bladder has some blood and weird spots in it, and that we should continue with the same shots, wait and look out for improvements. Fifth day, as I already described above, loss of appetite, diarrhea and vomiting. They do another bladder ultrasound, same results, but new the vet finds a growth, which, likewise, she is unable to identify. Todays ultrasound image in picrel. She then suggests that we take a break from antibiotics for 2 days, and once again look out for improvements, no certainty. Another one of her suggestions is that we swap for different antibiotics, injected each 12 hours.
I might be overthinking it, but I really just can't stop worrying for my cat. I'm at a loss here, with all the differing results, 0 certainty and no improvements. So, I come to /an/, in hope for some advice from people who had similar experiences or maybe are vets themselves.","attachment":null,"posted":1715972354},{"board":"an","thread":4799021,"pid":4799037,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"15 is a good age for a cat honestly. It might be kinder to let her go than to keep putting her through anymore. I'm sorry anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1715974225},{"board":"an","thread":4799021,"pid":4799041,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Your cat is nearing the end of her life man. I'm sorry. We don't get to have their company forever. You could have them run a bunch of tests, do more procedures, and stress her out even more just to extend her life a few painful months. Or you could choose to focus on pain management and terminal care, accept that she's going, and when the time comes end her pain. I'm not going to pass judgment. It's hard, it's always hard. Ultimately it's up to you, do you genuinely think she can be saved? Or do you think it's time to say goodbye? And are you holding on for your sake or hers?","attachment":null,"posted":1715974452},{"board":"an","thread":4799021,"pid":4799103,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799041
the way you phrase the options kinda make it sounds like you are judging (I mostly agree though)","attachment":null,"posted":1715979502}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799108,"pid":4799108,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are ants the closest to surpassing Humanity?
I know it will never happen but they're our biggest competitors right?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715979926762213.jpg","filename":"Linepithemahumile_Figure1.jpg"},"posted":1715979926},{"board":"an","thread":4799108,"pid":4799116,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799108
nothing can or will surpass us if your criteria is technological development if we consider that to be energy utilization. there are not enough easily accessible deposits of minerals, particularly petrochemicals to fuel a second industrial revolution.
if you're talking biomass ants are only at ~20% of human biomass, i think they're best in class among terrestrial invertebrates but still have nothing on livestock, cattle alone are at ~200% human biomass. Antarctic krill are the only complex animal species with greater biomass than humans at this point and it's pretty close.","attachment":null,"posted":1715980380},{"board":"an","thread":4799108,"pid":4799155,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799108
>but they're our biggest competitors right?
in terms of sheer numbers, yeah
eusociality is both a big advantage and disadvantage because it hard handicaps the kind of development it took humans to achieve our current position","attachment":null,"posted":1715982296},{"board":"an","thread":4799108,"pid":4799193,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"They're working on a quite different level.
They perhaps will survive human extinction, but they will do little productive work.","attachment":null,"posted":1715984766},{"board":"an","thread":4799108,"pid":4799219,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"They are mindless, soil-shoving losers. Put on this Earth to serve us.","attachment":null,"posted":1715986519},{"board":"an","thread":4799108,"pid":4799250,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"If your criteria for advancement is cooperation and creating things together, then our cells are much more impressive, since they can specialize a lot more and work together much more in sync.
What are even your criteria","attachment":null,"posted":1715987629},{"board":"an","thread":4799108,"pid":4801255,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799108
Personally I think termites","attachment":null,"posted":1716204156},{"board":"an","thread":4799108,"pid":4801290,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799108
colony species cant advance much because you need individuality, selfishness and competition to evolve culturally and technologically","attachment":null,"posted":1716211102},{"board":"an","thread":4799108,"pid":4801775,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799219
But they don't serve you, cuck","attachment":null,"posted":1716248846},{"board":"an","thread":4799108,"pid":4801850,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801775
Not him but they do help us out at least. Just indirectly.","attachment":null,"posted":1716251435}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799209,"pid":4799209,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Would this guy lurk here?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715985766429261.jpg","filename":"nope-trailer-daniel-kaluuya-1654762647.jpg"},"posted":1715985766}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799056,"pid":4799056,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I've heard of having blue balls before but this is ridiculous.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715975645106527.jpg","filename":"Black_faced_vervet_monkey.jpg"},"posted":1715975645},{"board":"an","thread":4799056,"pid":4799112,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799056
imagine being a bird and swooping down and picking at those thinking they’re berries","attachment":null,"posted":1715980127}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799432,"pid":4799432,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Casually is a living fossil","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715995106181762.jpg","filename":"bali-silent-retreat-dragon-fly.jpg"},"posted":1715995106},{"board":"an","thread":4799432,"pid":4799438,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799432
If Odonata are such successful predators, then how come no other insects have evolved a similar body plan? Have they just outcompeted everything that otherwise would have? The closest thing to an exception I can think of are antlions.","attachment":null,"posted":1715995515},{"board":"an","thread":4799432,"pid":4799440,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799438
A bunch of robber flies are pretty similar","attachment":null,"posted":1715995765},{"board":"an","thread":4799432,"pid":4799442,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799438
>have evolved a similar body plan?
Because that isn't how evolution works
The median phases are likely less fit in a present environment, thus aren't selected for","attachment":null,"posted":1715995883},{"board":"an","thread":4799432,"pid":4800131,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799432
How old are they exactly? How have they survived like this","attachment":null,"posted":1716082082},{"board":"an","thread":4799432,"pid":4800267,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800131
theyve been around since when creatures with a spine got on to land, the only thing that threw a wrench in their evolutionary plan was aerial predators, but you know, theyre still around and all those predators kept going extinct","attachment":null,"posted":1716100286},{"board":"an","thread":4799432,"pid":4800411,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799438
The niche has been filled. It's like asking why manual laborers don't own the banks.","attachment":null,"posted":1716125602}]}
{"title":"NO CHORDATES ALLOWED","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4798930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Spinefags get all the attention despite making up only like 3% of all animals. This thread is dedicated to all of our favorite inverte-FRIENDS!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715964504738807.png","filename":"61847BD9-3D6B-45A2-B7CB-E49D2F17D5AB.png"},"posted":1715964504},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4798936,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"kek imagine being a spinelet","attachment":null,"posted":1715964876},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4798955,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">it's not ready yet sir!
>use your slippers sir!
>is that a cigar? i don't want THAT THING puffing on my carpet!
>do you have any idea how long did it take me to polish those ming vases of yours?
>USE A COASTER SIR! that's mahogany!
>sorry sir, steamed rice and vegetables for tonight. doctor's orders.
>have some manners sir! just because you have a servant it doesn't mean you can live like a pig!
>my poor mother always said i should've been a nun!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715967326065821.jpg","filename":"OIG3 (6).jpg"},"posted":1715967326},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4798981,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Despite making up only like 3% of all animals, vertebrates account for 100% of apex predators","attachment":null,"posted":1715970435},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4799024,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798981
Apex predator is the single most overrated niche of them all","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715972771220087.jpg","filename":"1700234757084498.jpg"},"posted":1715972771},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4799033,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"dear veterebrates: whenever a mass extinction arrives, you will be the first ones to go, your niches are limited and fragile and tumble away at the first sign of adversity, your supposed smartest and most awesome specimens which you worship reached space a mere few decades ago while we have been able to reach the upper atmosphere for billions of years, you are nothing but a short term experiment, you have no adaptability, you have no extreme hardiness, you cannot thrive in the macro and micro ecosystems, and once you go extinct your ilk will never evolve again, nor will you evolve on any planet ever again, you are doomed to go extinct alone and without prospects for any future.","attachment":null,"posted":1715973951},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4799098,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799024
How so? Not being predated upon seems pretty nifty","attachment":null,"posted":1715978931},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4799104,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798930
>inverte-FRIENDS!
why not inverti-mates?","attachment":null,"posted":1715979533},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4799212,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798981
>vertebrates account for 100% of apex predators
False, on some islands and in a number of marine habitats the inverts take the top spot over the native vertebrates","attachment":null,"posted":1715985881},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4799444,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799024
Sounds like something a prey item would say.
>>4799033
> Marine invertebrates suffered the greatest losses during the P–Tr extinction. Evidence of this was found in samples from south China sections at the P–Tr boundary. Here, 286 out of 329 marine invertebrate genera disappear within the final two sedimentary zones containing conodonts from the Permian.
Reality says otherwise, cope.","attachment":null,"posted":1715995920},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4799493,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799098
>>4799444
Everytime the paradigm shifts, you will be the first ones to go","attachment":null,"posted":1716001827},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4799504,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799493
Whatever you say, morsel","attachment":null,"posted":1716002684},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4799507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799504
Your only use is to serve us as a host for easy food and transport, kneel.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716003174478743.jpg","filename":"tongue-isopod.jpg"},"posted":1716003174},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4799513,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799507
I've eaten isopods before. No isopod has eaten me.","attachment":null,"posted":1716004396},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4799968,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This was the peak of invertebrate design, it was all downhill from here.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716063997437065.jpg","filename":"1920px-Proarticulata_Classes.jpg"},"posted":1716063997},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4800175,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799493
… What? Who typed this?
>>4799507
Oh…","attachment":null,"posted":1716087194},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4801248,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Greetings fellow invertebrates it sure would suck having a backbone amirite?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716203165376819.jpg","filename":"08EF5625-B28D-4F59-BB7F-458F5C8A2720.jpg"},"posted":1716203165},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4801254,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4798981
Think again","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716203896934880.jpg","filename":"Coynei.jpg"},"posted":1716203896},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4801286,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801254
since when are centipedes apex","attachment":null,"posted":1716210694},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4801327,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801286
Since he needs to cope. Mammals were recently extirpated from the island.","attachment":null,"posted":1716215159},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802085,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801286
Since a Cormocephalus became an island giant and began eating seabirds
>>4801327
The island has no native mammals to begin with","attachment":null,"posted":1716267009},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802117,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802085
>native
There we go with the cope again.","attachment":null,"posted":1716273168},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802120,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799098
Educated people don't say "predated upon."
We say "preyed on."
We also round pi to 3.
you sound like an idjit when you don't do these things.","attachment":null,"posted":1716273604},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802205,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802117
>mammals aren’t native to the island
>the mammals that were introduced have now been exterminated
>centipedes now sit comfortably back in their apex predator niche
You may be retarded","attachment":null,"posted":1716288715},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802444,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802120
Educated people also don’t say “idjit”. You’re both in the wrong.","attachment":null,"posted":1716311749},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802448,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802444
I see you don't know any educated people
We speak the vernacular
That's the point. If you want to pretend to be educated, use proper grammar, not formal language","attachment":null,"posted":1716312047},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802479,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802448
>We speak the vernacular
Giga cope but ok","attachment":null,"posted":1716314163},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802486,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802479
If you hang out with educated people you'll quickly see that we speak slang, but often a bit outdated or somewhat incorrectly. This is because of a desire to appear normal, but lack of opportunity to learn how.
People here on the other hand wish to appear educated, which is something most educated people don't actually want. So if you're going to pretend to be educated, you have to start by pretending to be uneducated and failing.
That doesn't mean use of formal scientific jargon in casual conversation. Educated people don't do that.
Educated people do use slang, often in weird or unusual ways.
The easiest way to demonstrate that you lack education is by using big words when small ones will work just as well.","attachment":null,"posted":1716314507},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802509,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802479
the problem with "predated" is that it has 2 different meanings, and one of them is never used in casual conversation.
It is correct to say that neanderthals predated romans. This does not mean that neanderthals killed and ate romans. It means they existed before romans.
A biologist would never say a cat predated upon a mouse. Nor would they call the mouse a prey item. These are formal usages that don't occur in casual conversation.
when someone uses them in casual conversation without realizing the error, it demonstrates that they read formal biology papers, but lack formal education that would inform them that those terms aren't used outside of scientific papers and lectures. Biologists speaking to each other or to outsiders aren't going to use those terms. That would be weird. It happens all the time on /an/ though, and that is weird.
Presumably we have one anon trying just as hard as he can to pretend to be educated. Or perhaps several anons use formal terms inappropriately and it has become board culture of some sort. Either way it's odd, and any neophyte to the board encountering it will see it as a lack of sophistication rather than proof of it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716315997},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802514,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802509
The best way to appear uneducated is to try too hard to appear educated. Only uneducated people want to appear educated.","attachment":null,"posted":1716316235},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802540,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802120
>anon talking like a backwater country bumpkin insisting he is le edumacated
it is a poor choice of words when you’re trying to lecture someone about language","attachment":null,"posted":1716317771},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802544,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802540
Do you know any biologists irl?
Have you ever heard them say "predated upon" or "prey item" in casual conversation?
Do they say it every day in casual conversation to impress you?
my guess is no to all three.
This board actually reads like a bunch of backwater hicks.","attachment":null,"posted":1716318173},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802559,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802544
stop obsessing over this preyed upon prey in autism dude im talking about the irony of you saying “idjit” while talking about proper grammar/terms","attachment":null,"posted":1716319537},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802674,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802559
>im talking about the irony of you saying “idjit” while talking about proper grammar/terms
yes, I'm explaining that seeming contradiction to someone that has no experience with actual expertise.
the simple explanation is actual experts don't try to look like experts all the time. We go out of our way to talk down to normies like you. When I say "idjit" it is because I imagine that's how you poor fools actually speak.
no cap frfr on god skibbidi toilet rizz","attachment":null,"posted":1716331231},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802676,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801248
>that taxonomic name
Wasn't expecting that.","attachment":null,"posted":1716331641},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802735,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802544
This isn't casual conversation this is The Namibian Goat Fucking Forum. Everyone here is trying to sound smarter than everyone else to gain imaginary social points, it's like being in a room with a bunch of male STEM undergrads. That's just how we talk round these parts.","attachment":null,"posted":1716334880},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802769,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802674
The fact you're using 'we' is completely undermining your (pretty good) point. WE know you're not an expert. WE know you're just as retarded as the rest of us. You will never escape you larping fuck.","attachment":null,"posted":1716336671},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802785,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802769
>WE know you're not an expert.
I know what "predated upon" means, just like your pretend expert.
but I also know that nobody says it in real life, unlike your pretend expert.
meaning I know far more about real life biology and biologists than your pretend expert. Only the very worst of pretenders would make his mistake.","attachment":null,"posted":1716337811},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802787,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802735
>it's like being in a room with a bunch of male STEM undergrads.
I don't think even undergrads would make such a childish error.","attachment":null,"posted":1716337876},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802791,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802785
>I don't use the big words so the experts think I'm one of them
It isn't working.
>>4802787
Using big words to look smart? Have you even been in a room full of male undergrads?","attachment":null,"posted":1716338098},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802803,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802791
>It isn't working.
It's absolutely working
the experts know I'm one of them, they've read my work
nobody here knows I'm one of them. There are no experts here to impress.","attachment":null,"posted":1716338515},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802804,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802803
This is one of the saddest larps I've seen in a while :(","attachment":null,"posted":1716338603},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802805,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802791
>the big words
>Using big words
do you consider "predated" to be a big word?
it's not a big word. It's just the wrong word.","attachment":null,"posted":1716338617},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802807,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802804
so the 150 incorrect uses of "predated" in the last few years isn't sad to you?
or signs of an obvious larp? You might be the retard the other retard is trying to impress.
Are you impressed?","attachment":null,"posted":1716338702},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802819,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799104
I would like an inverti-mate :^(","attachment":null,"posted":1716339823},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802869,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"can you guys just like… post pics and webms of bugs and squids and stuff?","attachment":null,"posted":1716345084},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802925,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802674
Lmao so now your story is that you’re actually imitating the “uneducated” yeah man I totally believe it
you’re one of the most pretentious insecure posters on here in a long time and that’s saying something","attachment":null,"posted":1716350191},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4802930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This is now a jelly thread
Post jelly","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716350650744505.jpg","filename":"9052F9CD-8212-4D72-832A-349B2E654E6A.jpg"},"posted":1716350650},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4803365,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802925
>so now your story is
If I have to tell you the same thing 10 times before you understand, you don't just sound uneducated.
At that point you're retarded.","attachment":null,"posted":1716398923},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4803431,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803365
Lie through your teeth harder. You embarrassed yourself by showing your bare ass and are now doing damage control - everyone can read the thread. You’ll be getting no more attention from me now.","attachment":null,"posted":1716402246},{"board":"an","thread":4798930,"pid":4803432,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803431
Everyone that is a biologist or knows a biologist knows I'm right. You look like a fool every time you speak.","attachment":null,"posted":1716402307}]}
{"title":"The /an/lympics 2024: Nominations","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799223,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT!
—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-qualifiers-to-die-lmli
►Nomination Process
Post full name of your nomination, a nomination must receive 5 replies to qualify.
►LIVE Nomination List:
>https://rentry.org/anlympics2024quallifers
CHECK and CTRL+F to see if your organism was ADDED!
►Rules:
>Submission must be /an/-related or or have appeared in a /an/ tournament prior to this rule (Grandfather Clause)
>Organism of choice must be a living thing or virus (including extinct ones)
>The previous winner (Crow) and previous year E8 members are ineligible
-All organisms must be known to exist for at least one month (FOTM rule)
>Organisms cannot be Board-Tans, OC Donut Steels or anything fictional like Pokémon, Audrey II or whatever the hell ALF is.
>It is not required nor will you be penalized in any way for doing so, but it is recommended that you nominate general species instead of specific members (People are more likely to vote for "Crocodiles" instead of "Black Caiman")
>In the event of several human or human-like organisms are flooding the qualifiers, only the 3 with the most votes will be allowed in.
►Judges: Yotsuba, /an/-tan, a baker's dozen of Crows in a trenchcoat
►The following Elite 8™ members are barred from participation:
>Crows
>Tyrannosaurus Rex
>Mantis Shrimp
>Gorilla
>Giant Pacific Octopus
>Axolotl
>Orangutan","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715986880333362.png","filename":"2024 ANNOUNCE.png"},"posted":1715986880},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799224,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"nominating Seal","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715986905255347.jpg","filename":"seal.jpg"},"posted":1715986905},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799225,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I nominate Quetzalcoatlas","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715986917230411.jpg","filename":"42001B31-C208-4781-BFA2-808ACA769922.jpg"},"posted":1715986917},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799226,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Allosaurus Fragilis","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715986927310430.jpg","filename":"EE98C99A-50C3-4952-B1EF-D57E719E612F.jpg"},"posted":1715986927},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799227,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I nominate Red Panda","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715986948554341.jpg","filename":"red panda.jpg"},"posted":1715986948},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799229,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Anamalocaris","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715986992689312.jpg","filename":"0198E56B-7EC6-44C2-BDEA-FFBEA92EA7DE.jpg"},"posted":1715986992},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799230,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"OC ANCHOR","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987006033519.jpg","filename":"crows-at-anchor-john-king.jpg"},"posted":1715987006},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799231,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Opossum","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987050814192.jpg","filename":"Possum-on-a-Fence.jpg"},"posted":1715987050},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799232,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the gibbon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987060087699.jpg","filename":"IMG_4481.jpg"},"posted":1715987060},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799233,"name":"Dill Clinton","msg":">>4799223
Nature isn't all about living beings, so I'm here to host a possibly smaller tournament inside of this one for everything else that is part of nature. Here are the rules:
>Anything that is part of nature is allowed; geographical formations, weather, types of stone, elements, space objects, scientific laws, etc.
>Organisms that can enter the main tournament are not allowed
>Things that are created by animals or man-made, such as a nest or a dam, are also not allowed, as it encroaches on the main tournament.
Nominations will work the same as the main tournament, replies and all.","attachment":null,"posted":1715987102},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799235,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Humans","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987168108322.png","filename":"Man.png"},"posted":1715987168},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating megalodon
>>4799233
Shut up nigger we don’t need rocks and shit","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987189577382.jpg","filename":"9524AFA9-D89C-42F5-B51E-8FB2AA1CBE44.jpg"},"posted":1715987189},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799237,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Triceratops","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987193191939.jpg","filename":"umpznmjfvsp31 (1).jpg"},"posted":1715987193},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799238,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Rat","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987204176021.jpg","filename":"rat.jpg"},"posted":1715987204},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799240,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the dung beetle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987267328260.jpg","filename":"IMG_4482.jpg"},"posted":1715987267},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799241,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Watermelon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987273456805.jpg","filename":"watermelon.jpg"},"posted":1715987273},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799242,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799229
>Anamalocaris
Pathetic Fraud
Nominating the largest living organism in the cambrian period, Omnidens","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987344067264.jpg","filename":"EVk3I--WsAADbvv.jpg"},"posted":1715987344},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799244,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Chicken","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987389369119.png","filename":"chicken.png"},"posted":1715987389},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799245,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Emperor Scorpion","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987406140063.jpg","filename":"Female_Emperor_Scorpion.jpg"},"posted":1715987406},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799246,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Ginkgo biloba","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987415015260.jpg","filename":"Ginkgo.jpg"},"posted":1715987415},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799247,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"nominating the mighty buffalo","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987462845440.jpg","filename":"buffalo.jpg"},"posted":1715987462},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799248,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the saltwater crocodile","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987497152212.jpg","filename":"IMG_4483.jpg"},"posted":1715987497},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799249,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Dandelion","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987516861758.jpg","filename":"Dandelion-flowers.jpg"},"posted":1715987516},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799251,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The humble tortoise","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987640828646.jpg","filename":"800px-Geochelone_denticulata.jpg"},"posted":1715987640},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799252,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Spinosaurus","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987643270462.jpg","filename":"FlkG9EDWIAI6lHR.jpg"},"posted":1715987643},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799223
Nominating Ichthyotitan Severnensis, the (possibly) largest marine animal ever","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987663677221.png","filename":"Ichthyotitan_severnensis_speculative_restoration.png"},"posted":1715987663},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799254,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"In memoriam of ballsanon I will be nominating as many 'ball' or round animals as possible, or animals that can attain ball status
first, I will be Nominating Hedgehog","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987696369006.jpg","filename":"hedgehog.jpg"},"posted":1715987696},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799256,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Stegosaurus","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987758357880.jpg","filename":"stegosaurus_stenops_by_tuomaskoivurinne_d8k8vj4-fullview.jpg"},"posted":1715987758},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799257,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799224
>>4799227
>>4799231
>>4799232
>>4799226
>>4799225
>>4799235
>>4799236
>>4799237
>>4799238
>>4799240
>>4799241
>>4799242
>>4799244
>>4799245
>>4799246
>>4799247
>>4799248
>>4799249
>>4799251
>>4799252
>>4799253
>>4799254
Nominating preying mantis","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987763606164.jpg","filename":"IMG_4484.jpg"},"posted":1715987763},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799258,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Duck","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987802384609.png","filename":"duck.png"},"posted":1715987802},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799259,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Pufferfish","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987820542315.jpg","filename":"pufferfish.jpg"},"posted":1715987820},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799260,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Jumping Spider!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987833443616.jpg","filename":"IMG_0007.jpg"},"posted":1715987833},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799261,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Duckweed","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987841622948.png","filename":"Duckweed.png"},"posted":1715987841},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799262,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Carnotaurus","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987873384321.jpg","filename":"Carnotaurus.jpg"},"posted":1715987873},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799263,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the northern cardinal","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987879992047.jpg","filename":"IMG_4017.jpg"},"posted":1715987879},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799264,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Catfish","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987917827532.png","filename":"Catfish.png"},"posted":1715987917},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799266,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"nominating Armadillo","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987924199805.jpg","filename":"armadillo.jpg"},"posted":1715987924},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799267,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Broomrape","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987925397545.jpg","filename":"NakedBroomrape.jpg"},"posted":1715987925},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799269,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799262
>>4799256
>>4799253
>>4799252
>>4799242
>>4799237
>>4799236
>>4799229
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>>4799225
Supporting all prehistoric animals","attachment":null,"posted":1715987934},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799270,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Gambel’s Quail","attachment":null,"posted":1715987949},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799271,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Palaeoxodon Namadicus","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987966252482.jpg","filename":"Palaeoxodon Namadicus.jpg"},"posted":1715987966},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799272,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Garloid!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715987983744325.jpg","filename":"Garloid.jpg"},"posted":1715987983},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799273,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating ALBATROSS","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988002591688.jpg","filename":"IMG_4485.jpg"},"posted":1715988002},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799274,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799270
Kwah! (forgot img)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988010298816.jpg","filename":"IMG_5955.jpg"},"posted":1715988010},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799275,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Ryegrass","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988053614232.jpg","filename":"LoliumPerenne.jpg"},"posted":1715988053},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799276,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Sponge","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988081034906.jpg","filename":"sponge.jpg"},"posted":1715988081},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799277,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Brontosaurus, the thunder lizard","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988084859138.jpg","filename":"wLRBV9c.jpg"},"posted":1715988084},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799279,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Neanderthal","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988163641468.jpg","filename":"1681067646437618.jpg"},"posted":1715988163},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799280,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Saguaro Cactus","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988174963062.jpg","filename":"AngrySaguaro.jpg"},"posted":1715988174},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799281,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the ghost crab","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988179579998.jpg","filename":"IMG_4487.jpg"},"posted":1715988179},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799282,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Cat","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988236269585.jpg","filename":"N word cat.jpg"},"posted":1715988236},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Rafflesia arnoldii","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988292345704.jpg","filename":"bigstinky.jpg"},"posted":1715988292},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799284,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Lion","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988297587654.jpg","filename":"Lion_waiting_in_Namibia.jpg"},"posted":1715988297},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799285,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Squid","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988324079272.jpg","filename":"Eye.jpg"},"posted":1715988324},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799286,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating dogs","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988340631442.jpg","filename":"21C40ADD-9379-4DE2-A48C-854BCADC8E9A.jpg"},"posted":1715988340},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Pet Rock!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988356860197.png","filename":"the voices are getting more agressive.png"},"posted":1715988356},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799289,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Oak","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988431153713.jpg","filename":"Oak.jpg"},"posted":1715988431},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799290,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the perentie monitor lizard","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988446836041.jpg","filename":"IMG_4488.jpg"},"posted":1715988446},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799291,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Raven (Corvus Corax)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988449504169.jpg","filename":"Raven.jpg"},"posted":1715988449},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799292,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Velvet Worm","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988452283153.jpg","filename":"b2651dd27fb267150b5646b1b1631183.jpg"},"posted":1715988452},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799294,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Destroying Angel","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988494897687.jpg","filename":"destroying-angel-feature.jpg"},"posted":1715988494},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799295,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the best ‘pus, Platypus","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988509261731.jpg","filename":"platypus.jpg"},"posted":1715988509},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799296,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Koi","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988512207358.jpg","filename":"Koi.jpg"},"posted":1715988512},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799298,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Komodo Dragon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988518713971.jpg","filename":"b99106c33c29e7f4ee19877794e647e0.jpg"},"posted":1715988518},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799300,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Tegu","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988554201172.jpg","filename":"B07051ED-1EE9-4F0E-9C29-4AC83D9F9587.jpg"},"posted":1715988554},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799301,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the tarantula
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oGURDYckNEI","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988584759866.png","filename":"IMG_4489.png"},"posted":1715988584},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799303,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the green tree python","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988665229930.jpg","filename":"IMG_4490.jpg"},"posted":1715988665},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799304,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Sunflower","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988671315425.jpg","filename":"sunglasses.jpg"},"posted":1715988671},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799305,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799225
>>4799226
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>>4799237
>>4799242
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>>4799295
Rise my prehistoric chads!
Nominating Dimetrodon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988797619045.jpg","filename":"fyxmbr7qeaq81.jpg"},"posted":1715988797},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799306,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the King Cobra","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988811760688.jpg","filename":"King Cobra.jpg"},"posted":1715988811},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799307,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the blue jay","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988830041376.jpg","filename":"IMG_4491.jpg"},"posted":1715988830},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799308,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Tropical Pitcher Plant","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715988853154694.jpg","filename":"pitcher.jpg"},"posted":1715988853},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799310,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799282
Supporting (this is my cat she is dumb but friendly)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989004542080.jpg","filename":"sleeve buddy.jpg"},"posted":1715989004},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799311,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the chimpanzee","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989007090804.jpg","filename":"IMG_4492.jpg"},"posted":1715989007},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799312,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the tiger","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989098913492.jpg","filename":"IMG_4493.jpg"},"posted":1715989098},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799313,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Toadlines","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989103223941.jpg","filename":"398561270_1605316633331670_7800064715019699587_n.jpg"},"posted":1715989103},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799314,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Dill","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989114758286.jpg","filename":"dill.jpg"},"posted":1715989114},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799315,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799287
+1","attachment":null,"posted":1715989183},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799316,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Raccoons","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989197094335.jpg","filename":"The Coon.jpg"},"posted":1715989197},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Millipede","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989278688874.jpg","filename":"IMG_4494.jpg"},"posted":1715989278},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799318,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating tyrannosaurus mcraensis","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989343783730.jpg","filename":"7718BB8E-3F35-43F3-AF35-CC92CD4A07CB.jpg"},"posted":1715989343},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the centipede","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989381099855.jpg","filename":"IMG_4495.jpg"},"posted":1715989381},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799320,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the tapeworm","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989438880880.jpg","filename":"wurms.jpg"},"posted":1715989438},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799321,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799318
You fool, tyrannosaurs was one of the elite eight","attachment":null,"posted":1715989441},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799322,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Valonia ventricosa","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989445431536.jpg","filename":"Ventricaria_ventricosa.jpg"},"posted":1715989445},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799323,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799321
No, tyrannosaurus REX was, this is tyrannosaurus mcraensis","attachment":null,"posted":1715989529},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799324,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Earthworm","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989572607827.png","filename":"MSN_Earthworm.png"},"posted":1715989572},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799326,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Owls","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989636475099.jpg","filename":"HOOT.jpg"},"posted":1715989636},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799327,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799324
Fuck yeah I’d vote meat!","attachment":null,"posted":1715989645},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799328,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Coelacanth","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989688508754.png","filename":"Coelacanth.png"},"posted":1715989688},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799329,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating frogs","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989701062829.jpg","filename":"IMG_4496.jpg"},"posted":1715989701},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799318
>>4799305
>>4799277
>>4799271
Supporting","attachment":null,"posted":1715989705},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799331,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Influenza AKA The Flu","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989757111051.jpg","filename":"The Flu.jpg"},"posted":1715989757},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799332,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Gustave","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989822049349.jpg","filename":"Gustave.jpg"},"posted":1715989822},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799333,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Dolphins","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715989829650085.png","filename":"Sex Fiend.png"},"posted":1715989829},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799334,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799258
>>4799259
>>4799260
>>4799261>>4799272
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>>4799270 and>>4799274
>>4799263
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>>4799326
>>4799329
>>4799333
Supporting","attachment":null,"posted":1715989852},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799336,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799279
I endorse this message","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715990071399682.png","filename":"tumblr_0ae59016a87c2b59bdb66f843f30c0d5_8bff5f9d_500.png"},"posted":1715990071},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799337,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Echidnas","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715990093990524.jpg","filename":"doesn’t chuckle .jpg"},"posted":1715990093},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799340,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the atlas moth","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715990241814480.jpg","filename":"IMG_4497.jpg"},"posted":1715990241},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799342,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating bacteriophage","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715990354575233.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1715990354},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799343,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the pistol shrimp
>>4799342
I only knew they looked like this from jimmy neutron lol","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715990452576139.jpg","filename":"IMG_4498.jpg"},"posted":1715990452},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799344,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the green darner dragonfly","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715990687922039.jpg","filename":"IMG_4499.jpg"},"posted":1715990687},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799345,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Cockroach","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715990768785612.jpg","filename":"spongebob-roach.jpg"},"posted":1715990768},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799347,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I nominate arthropleura","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715990837082802.jpg","filename":"F7649A35-8063-4547-A90B-0E88825AB9FF.jpg"},"posted":1715990837},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799348,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Honey Bee","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715990859169974.png","filename":"honeybee.png"},"posted":1715990859},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799349,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799328
i vote for you","attachment":null,"posted":1715990880},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799350,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"BRUUUUUH MY DINOSAUR HOMIES REALLY 4GOT ABOUT ME?
SHEEEIT MAN I NOMINATE Nigersaurus","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715990955119960.jpg","filename":"SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH.jpg"},"posted":1715990955},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799351,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Bumble Bee","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715990965123901.png","filename":"bumblebee.png"},"posted":1715990965},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799353,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating bighorn sheep","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991029615853.jpg","filename":"IMG_4500.jpg"},"posted":1715991029},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799354,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Tardigrade","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991046289505.png","filename":"Tardigrade.png"},"posted":1715991046},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799356,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799224
>>4799240
>>4799257
>>4799259
>>4799264
>>4799281
>>4799294
>>4799296
>>4799326
>>4799331
>>4799342
>>4799344
>>4799354
soup","attachment":null,"posted":1715991208},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799357,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating penguins","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991216045896.jpg","filename":"IMG_4501.jpg"},"posted":1715991216},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799358,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating grizzly bear","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991339934451.jpg","filename":"IMG_4502.jpg"},"posted":1715991339},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799360,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating shoebill stork","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991500498736.jpg","filename":"IMG_4503.jpg"},"posted":1715991500},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799361,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Orcas","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991524427506.jpg","filename":"killer whales.jpg"},"posted":1715991524},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799362,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Polar Bears","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991561411248.jpg","filename":"Rip and tear until it's done.jpg"},"posted":1715991561},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799363,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating water strider","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991670375440.jpg","filename":"IMG_4504.jpg"},"posted":1715991670},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799365,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the bald eagle","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991731195959.png","filename":"Bald Eagle .png"},"posted":1715991731},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799367,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating meerkats","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991767108186.jpg","filename":"IMG_4505.jpg"},"posted":1715991767},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799368,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating pigs
>Grass BTFO","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991885328071.jpg","filename":"IMG_4506.jpg"},"posted":1715991885},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799369,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Pacman Frog","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715991900006427.png","filename":"Pac-man-frog-Living-shores-aquarium-main.png"},"posted":1715991900},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799373,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating koala","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992054824227.jpg","filename":"IMG_4507.jpg"},"posted":1715992054},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799374,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Hippopotamus","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992059751986.jpg","filename":"laughing hippos.jpg"},"posted":1715992059},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799377,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the red kangaroo","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992157826291.jpg","filename":"IMG_4508.jpg"},"posted":1715992157},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799378,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the African elephant","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992228708808.jpg","filename":"IMG_4509.jpg"},"posted":1715992228},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799384,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Fun fact: this plant genocides herbivores.
Nominating the Acacia Tree.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992397120608.jpg","filename":"African Acacia .jpg"},"posted":1715992397},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799388,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Apple tree
>yum","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992523310985.jpg","filename":"IMG_4510.jpg"},"posted":1715992523},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799389,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799224
>>4799229
>>4799232
>>4799240
>>4799247
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>>4799261
>>4799266
>>4799274
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>>4799326
>>4799328
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>>4799367
>>4799374
Supporting","attachment":null,"posted":1715992529},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799393,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799229
Welcome to the tournament","attachment":null,"posted":1715992624},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799394,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799384
>>4799388
Supp","attachment":null,"posted":1715992649},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799396,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799223
>samefag redditor spamming the shit out of the thread with nominations, then samefagging replies to himself for support
Yeah, this event has already run its course now that it has attracted the resident fucktard who takes it way too seriously. Nearing image limit after less than two hours lmao, if IP count was still there the thread would show less than 10 unique posters.","attachment":null,"posted":1715992671},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799397,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Dragon’s Blood Tree.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715992696824972.jpg","filename":"dragonsblood.jpg"},"posted":1715992696},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799396
okay NSA","attachment":null,"posted":1715992944},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799402,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799396
Only person taking things seriously is you apparently","attachment":null,"posted":1715992979},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799404,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Jerboa","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715993047813796.jpg","filename":"jerboa.jpg"},"posted":1715993047},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799406,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799396
Are redditors in the room with us?","attachment":null,"posted":1715993399},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799407,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799402
>he said, as he spent another hour hammering the reply button to fill 95% of the tournament with his own nominations","attachment":null,"posted":1715993477},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799409,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Electrophorus electricus","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715993606979036.jpg","filename":"zzzt.jpg"},"posted":1715993606},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799410,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799407
>He's still seething about nothing","attachment":null,"posted":1715993607},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799411,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4799402
Ehh... I do agree that it's a little fishy that we're almost at the limit already when last year took us nearly the entire 24 hours to get there.
Maybe there's just more hype this time?","attachment":null,"posted":1715993805},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799412,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799410
It’s definitive proof that no matter how good a tournament is regardless, they’ll ALWAYS be at least someone complaining about something","attachment":null,"posted":1715993819},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799414,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799411
Maybe it's hype, but there's definitely only a dozen people.","attachment":null,"posted":1715994036},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799411
At least I didn't nominate anything last year.","attachment":null,"posted":1715994055},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799416,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Wait a minute...look at some of the file names
>IMG_[numbers].jpg
Oh shit....maybe that anon has a point","attachment":null,"posted":1715994188},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799417,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating THE GOAT","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715994244585636.gif","filename":"own.gif"},"posted":1715994244},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Wolves","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715994365020548.jpg","filename":"Laughing_Wolves_Banner.jpg"},"posted":1715994365},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799423,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799397
>>4799421
'port","attachment":null,"posted":1715994626},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799424,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Lagerstroemia Indica Reimu","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715994640156476.jpg","filename":"fixed the name btw.jpg"},"posted":1715994640},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799428,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799416
Yeah some of that was admittedly me, got a little carried away there since I got quite excited and was nominating anons favorites on their behalf while they weren’t here at the time but there are definitely quite a bit of different anons here anyway. I’ll probably just stop now if it got annoying","attachment":null,"posted":1715995064},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799429,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"nominating Sonic hedgehog","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715995092744402.png","filename":"168832A8-71AB-4C27-981A-A44EBCE97C0A.png"},"posted":1715995092},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799434,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799424
Other name was fine but okay","attachment":null,"posted":1715995215},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799434
yeah, but this one is more accurate!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715995771958505.png","filename":"reimu (flower).png"},"posted":1715995771},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799443,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the highland cow","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715995887762862.jpg","filename":"IMG_8825.jpg"},"posted":1715995887},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799450,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">2nd tournament is more popular than the 1st
>this is clearly the product of samefagging!!
everytime","attachment":null,"posted":1715996241},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799457,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"nominating Homo Erectus","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715997124903187.png","filename":"9218E5BB-6FA4-460D-B435-F4402B3157EF.png"},"posted":1715997124},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799461,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799313
Supportan","attachment":null,"posted":1715997755},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799476,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799223
I nominate Dr Egg- I mean the Walrus! Definitely the Walrus!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715999758111205.jpg","filename":"xWalrus-PuP.blog_-600x401.jpg.pagespeed.ic.CqBXz25pe8.jpg"},"posted":1715999758},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799480,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I love how you can tell which users are from /tnt/","attachment":null,"posted":1715999874},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799481,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799224
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Starting off FRIGHTENINGLY strong with this many good nominations!","attachment":null,"posted":1716000050},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799485,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating this dude","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716000822521796.jpg","filename":"chambered-nautilus-tr14-179.jpg"},"posted":1716000822},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799496,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799485
The nautilus!","attachment":null,"posted":1716001995},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799502,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"nominating Skeleton","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716002496016682.jpg","filename":"7686E79D-7C5B-489D-938E-27BB4E384265.jpg"},"posted":1716002496},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799505,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">nominating a part of an animal
No","attachment":null,"posted":1716002757},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799506,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"nominating Horse","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716002967357584.png","filename":"care for your own horse.png"},"posted":1716002967},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799509,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">4799502
you're getting your anime tournaments soon, be patient","attachment":null,"posted":1716003840},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799514,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the American Beaver","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716004484567673.jpg","filename":"americanbeaver-001-1444191380.jpg"},"posted":1716004484},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799522,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Jadera Haematoloma, AKA Goldentree bug","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716006028533528.jpg","filename":"Jadera 1.jpg"},"posted":1716006028},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799523,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799223
On behalf of /bun/,
I nominate Rabbit","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716006035954985.jpg","filename":"Oryctolagus_cuniculus_Rcdo.jpg"},"posted":1716006035},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799524,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the tongue-eating louse.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716006187556614.jpg","filename":"IMG_6227.jpg"},"posted":1716006187},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799530,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799523
And on behalf of /k/,
I nominate White-Tailed Deer","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716006830151129.jpg","filename":"WhitetaildeerTailflashing.jpg"},"posted":1716006830},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799539,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799233
I nominate the nitrogen cycle","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716008487144909.png","filename":"nitrogen.png"},"posted":1716008487},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799551,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Fennec Fox
>>4799225
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In","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716012343540110.jpg","filename":"EverSdMXIAE8iF3.jpg"},"posted":1716012343},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799560,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799223
Nominating Dik Dik","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716013844763708.jpg","filename":"1706317936575.jpg"},"posted":1716013844},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799561,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799524
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>>4799560","attachment":null,"posted":1716013976},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799562,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799560
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>>4799229","attachment":null,"posted":1716014026},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799563,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"nominating Gojirasaurus","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716014164514146.jpg","filename":"BD746800-4CCA-4182-A82B-575FDB8FDDAE.jpg"},"posted":1716014164},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799577,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799322
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>>4799539
I agree.","attachment":null,"posted":1716019300},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799633,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Monarch Butterfly","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716026490376754.jpg","filename":"Monarch_In_May.jpg"},"posted":1716026490},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799637,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799224
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Supporting","attachment":null,"posted":1716026954},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799655,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799224
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Support","attachment":null,"posted":1716031709},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799657,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799287
Pet Rock My Dearly Beloved","attachment":null,"posted":1716031937},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799658,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799224
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>>4799247
Let's gooooo","attachment":null,"posted":1716032024},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799660,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799252
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>>4799292
All kino nominations","attachment":null,"posted":1716032198},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799662,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799296
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>>4799396
People just want to see a good spread of nominees, I haven't even nominated anything, I'm just supporting other anons nominations because I like them and think they should get their shot","attachment":null,"posted":1716032488},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799685,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799313
UP, or rather, SLAM","attachment":null,"posted":1716035954},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799687,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799279
I’d make an entire tribe worth of hybrid babies with this neaderthal woman.","attachment":null,"posted":1716036205},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799692,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"Alright I'm back up, I'll try and add everyone who got enough votes to the rentry asap","attachment":null,"posted":1716037341},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799708,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Yellowjacket Wasp","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716038606442174.jpg","filename":"OIP.jpg"},"posted":1716038606},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799709,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Goliath Beetle","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716038687605916.jpg","filename":"Goliath-Beetle.jpg"},"posted":1716038687},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799710,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Rhino Beetle","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716038751779065.jpg","filename":"rhino_beetle.jpg"},"posted":1716038751},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799711,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Stag Beetle","attachment":null,"posted":1716038820},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799713,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">4799711
fug","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716038944813813.jpg","filename":"stag_beetle.jpg"},"posted":1716038944},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799714,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Peacock Butterfly","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716039014870239.jpg","filename":"peacock butterfly.jpg"},"posted":1716039014},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799715,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Anglerfish","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716039090256349.jpg","filename":"fanfin-anglerfish.jpg"},"posted":1716039090},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799716,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Sea Dragon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716039170671896.jpg","filename":"seadragon.jpg"},"posted":1716039170},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Blue Marlin","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716039254429536.jpg","filename":"marlin[1].jpg"},"posted":1716039254},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799719,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Lionfish","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716039318617585.jpg","filename":"lionfish.jpg"},"posted":1716039318},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799721,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the Whale Shark
Ok that should be the last one from me for now, I'll come back if I remember more cool bugs/fish","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716039387954736.jpg","filename":"WhaleShark-544514719-5a9358401c154adb9831c625f1af6bdd.jpg"},"posted":1716039387},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799725,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799226
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>>4799721
GET IN","attachment":null,"posted":1716039819},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799733,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799224
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>>4799256
>>4799257 it's praying mantis btw
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>>4799277 did this one exist or is it just Apathosaurus?
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>4799345 post a real picture will ya
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>>4799506 die you degenerate barneyfag
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subbording","attachment":null,"posted":1716040485},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799734,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Vampire Bats","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716040652289471.jpg","filename":"hello.jpg"},"posted":1716040652},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799739,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799313
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supportaroo","attachment":null,"posted":1716042244},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799741,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799709
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>>4799711 and >>4799713
beetles unite","attachment":null,"posted":1716042414},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799757,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799249
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>>4799734
Get your ass over here","attachment":null,"posted":1716044260},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799761,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799721
finally, a good animal","attachment":null,"posted":1716044429},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799766,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799342
how could i not vote for my nigger the bacteriophage?","attachment":null,"posted":1716044889},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799775,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799258
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>>4799715
Support","attachment":null,"posted":1716045793},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799787,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"nominating Bigfoot https://files.catbox.moe/s41fcg.jpeg
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>>4799443","attachment":null,"posted":1716046924},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799789,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"Good News: Rentry finally came back and I've updated all the contestants who've made it in
Bad News: We've hit image limit.
There's another unused /an/lympics thread conveniently up, but I think I'd rather keep using this one to help minimalize as much possible confusion for any newcomers as possible.
TL;DR: Do you guys want to continue by using catboxed images or not.","attachment":null,"posted":1716047068},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799820,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799789
sure","attachment":null,"posted":1716050592},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799874,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799272
>>4799287
>>4799314
>>4799350
Nominating Venus Flytrap
https://files.catbox.moe/qiv8j6.png","attachment":null,"posted":1716055089},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799954,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Lion's Mane Jellyfish
https://files.catbox.moe/zh64du.jpg","attachment":null,"posted":1716062625},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799958,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Toxoplasmosis https://files.catbox.moe/xvpjvw.jpg","attachment":null,"posted":1716062924},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799976,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Didn't know the image limit was so low on /an/","attachment":null,"posted":1716066579},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799977,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Only 2 hours left 'till sundown.
Everyone sure we got all bases covered?","attachment":null,"posted":1716066823},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799979,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating the BEAST Honey Badger because it wouldn't be right to have an /an/ tournament without it
https://files.catbox.moe/w0hx3w.jpeg","attachment":null,"posted":1716067073},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799982,"name":"Dill Clinton","msg":">>4799233
Less than two hours left, I am still taking nominations for this. I'll be forgoing the need for replies, due to low interest.","attachment":null,"posted":1716067261},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799986,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799267
>>4799272
>>4799294
>>4799350
>>4799874
>>4799954
>>4799958
>>4799979","attachment":null,"posted":1716068169},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799987,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799267
>>4799272
>>4799270
>>4799274
>>4799289
>>4799291
>>4799294
>>4799300
>>4799320
>>4799322
>>4799331
>>4799332
>>4799340
>>4799345
>>4799347
>>4799348
>>4799350
>>4799354
>>4799362
>>4799367
>>4799373
>>4799419
>>4799443
>>4799522
>>4799563
>>4799708
>>4799709
>>4799710
>>4799711
>>4799713
>>4799714
>>4799715
>>4799716
>>4799718
>>4799719
>>4799721
>>4799734
>>4799874
>>4799954
>>4799958
>>4799979
Hi
>>4799976
I know you'd think it would be higher for the webm/pet sharing threads","attachment":null,"posted":1716068514},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799996,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Cows
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1684/60/1684604642888.png","attachment":null,"posted":1716070198},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799997,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Can we address the elephant in the room?
Nominating Elephants.
https://files.catbox.moe/g17tt2.jpeg","attachment":null,"posted":1716070255},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4799998,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799419
>>4799563
>>4799708
>>4799709
>>4799710
>>4799711
>>4799714
>>4799716
>>4799718
>>4799716
>>4799718
>>4799719
>>4799721
>>4799734
>>4799787
>>4799874
>>4799954
>>4799979
>>4799996","attachment":null,"posted":1716070329},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800002,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799318
>>4799328
>>4799332
>>4799342
>>4799340
>>4799344
>>4799347
>>4799348
>>4799350
Supporting","attachment":null,"posted":1716070568},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800003,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799979
An eternal classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg","attachment":null,"posted":1716070649},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800004,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799789
Is tyrannosaurus mcraensis allowed in due to it being a different species or is it not because it’s the same genus as T. rex?","attachment":null,"posted":1716070659},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799270
>>4799274
>>4799275
>>4799291
>>4799300
>>4799318
+1","attachment":null,"posted":1716071918},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800020,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799261
>>4799275
>>4799291
>>4799300
>>4799332
>>4799373
>>4799424
>>4799429
>>4799443
>>4799522
>>4799633
>>4799708
>>4799709
>>4799710
>>4799711
>>4799714
>>4799715
>>4799716
>>4799718
>>4799719
>>4799734
>>4799874
>>4799954
>>4799958
>>4799979
>>4799996
Get in","attachment":null,"posted":1716072104},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800030,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799789
I suggest that you rename "this dude" to Pearly Nautilus","attachment":null,"posted":1716072607},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800033,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799715
>>4799713
>>4799539
>>4799502
>>4799429
>>4799424
>>4799275
GO!","attachment":null,"posted":1716072794},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800034,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799713
>>4799502
>>4799429
>>4799424
GET IN!","attachment":null,"posted":1716072867},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800035,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799997
>>4799996
>>4799979
>>4799958
>>4799954
>>4799874
>>4799734
>>4799787
>>4799718
>>4799716
>>4799715
>>4799714
>>4799713
>>4799710
>>4799709
>>4799708
>>4799633
>>4799563
>>4799522
>>4799506
>>4799502
>>4799476
>>4799457
>>4799443
>>4799429
>>4799417
>>4799404","attachment":null,"posted":1716072870},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800036,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799787
>>4799874
>>4799954
>>4799958
>>4799979
>>4799996
>>4799997
supporting","attachment":null,"posted":1716072996},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799734
>>4799721
>>4799719
>>4799718
>>4799716
>>4799715
>>4799714
>>4799713
>>4799711
>>4799710
>>4799709
>>4799708
>>4799787
>>4799954
>>4799958
>>4799996
>>4799997
get in already","attachment":null,"posted":1716073105},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800040,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Snail
https://litter.catbox.moe/yo1hvz.jpg","attachment":null,"posted":1716073162},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800041,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799787
>Bigfoot and not Nessie","attachment":null,"posted":1716073168},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800042,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800040
Rip snail","attachment":null,"posted":1716073224},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800044,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"TIME!
Will update rentry and then it's the Qualifier poll!
Wildlife do their best now and are preparing. Please watch thread warmly until it is ready.","attachment":null,"posted":1716073290},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800055,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4800004
>Is tyrannosaurus mcraensis allowed in
yeahj","attachment":null,"posted":1716074563},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800058,"name":"Dill Clinton","msg":">>4799539
Due to this being the only nomination I got, I suppose that means it wins by default. Congratulations!","attachment":null,"posted":1716075121},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800060,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799997
Elephants are SHIT and FINISHED!","attachment":null,"posted":1716075552},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800063,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800060
Ahahahaha, WRONG AGAIN, look at (this)4799378","attachment":null,"posted":1716075764},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800064,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800063
A true top tier could get enough replies more than once.","attachment":null,"posted":1716075915},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800073,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800070","attachment":null,"posted":1716076921},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800075,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"It's up gentlemen
>>4800070","attachment":null,"posted":1716076947},{"board":"an","thread":4799223,"pid":4800197,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799223
I’m so confused what this is supposed to be but looks like I missed out anyway :(","attachment":null,"posted":1716089956}]}
{"title":"Sup bitches I'm Goosie!","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799047,"pid":4799047,"name":"Goosie","msg":"hello bitch I'm Goosie the big fucking Goose that will kick your fat fucking ass!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715974990494733.jpg","filename":"Goosie.jpg"},"posted":1715974990},{"board":"an","thread":4799047,"pid":4799049,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1715975086769345.jpg","filename":"36c-718483810.jpg"},"posted":1715975086},{"board":"an","thread":4799047,"pid":4799105,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799047
geese can’t talk","attachment":null,"posted":1715979770},{"board":"an","thread":4799047,"pid":4799123,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799105
He typed it and sent the selfie","attachment":null,"posted":1715980893},{"board":"an","thread":4799047,"pid":4799127,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799123
Oh really? Well how did he hold the phone? Or type on the keyboard? And frankly I'm not sure if I even like him, he was quite rude to me and called me fat.","attachment":null,"posted":1715981074},{"board":"an","thread":4799047,"pid":4800987,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799047
Stop shitting on my car every single migration you nasty fuck","attachment":null,"posted":1716170799},{"board":"an","thread":4799047,"pid":4800995,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799127
He has a nokia and types with his feet.","attachment":null,"posted":1716171639},{"board":"an","thread":4799047,"pid":4801244,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799047","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716202898229467.webm","filename":"1670756204021426.webm"},"posted":1716202898}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799611,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"ITT animals that make humans feel insecure","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716024021610336.jpg","filename":"human.jpg"},"posted":1716024021},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799613,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799611","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716024079101726.jpg","filename":"crab.jpg"},"posted":1716024079},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799615,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716024154398011.jpg","filename":"cat.jpg"},"posted":1716024154},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799625,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799613
I wish asian women would eat me alive too.","attachment":null,"posted":1716025623},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799631,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"long live the king","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716026135495462.jpg","filename":"8bc840d6f7543d24cc4abb2eb4634c02.jpg"},"posted":1716026135},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799656,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799653
No one cares enough to do that","attachment":null,"posted":1716031750},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799668,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799653
Why aren't you doing it?","attachment":null,"posted":1716034017},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799671,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799667
Noone here cares enough to go there.
You want it bad enough, you go on reddit yourself.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716034264921883.jpg","filename":"1687216433379193.jpg"},"posted":1716034264},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799678,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799653
>fringe zionist terrorists that murdered for power are bad
woah","attachment":null,"posted":1716035040},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799678
Before he died,
Stalin was preparing to extend "the doctor's plot" to all jews.
He was preparing to commit another pogrom.
There is also the fact that the soviet union had nearly launched a nuke at israel during either six day or yom kippur war.","attachment":null,"posted":1716035460},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799694,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"*Sigh* Wholesome duderino here...I guess I'll have to do it. *Unzips pants*
https://www.reddit.com/r/InformedTankie/comments/1cuwshd/how_could_based_soviets_kill_innocent_doggerinos/","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716037570906417.gif","filename":"only-rapists-read-filenames.gif"},"posted":1716037570},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799704,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799694
You're gonna get banned bro. You need to go on a sub that's explicitly about debating tankies or else they just plain won't engage with you.","attachment":null,"posted":1716038442},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799712,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799694
Why's your entire account just you asking about drugs?","attachment":null,"posted":1716038840},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799732,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799631
>>4799611
Yeah, I'm thinking fuck Judeo-Bolsheviks","attachment":null,"posted":1716040358},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799751,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799694
Reddit hates dogs
Get ready for a flood of vegan tier ANYTHINGBOT WOOOVES IS ANIMAL ABOOSE BECUZ MUH NATOOR and BOORGOOSE DECADENCE and some r/dogfree schizo garbage mixed in","attachment":null,"posted":1716043490},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799763,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799694
>2 hours ago
>zero comments
fucking reddit knows how to deal with bait better than nu 4chan, sad to see","attachment":null,"posted":1716044643},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799777,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799611
>on mass","attachment":null,"posted":1716045903},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799784,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799732
Jews invented communism","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716046536357211.jpg","filename":"1681096795594910.jpg"},"posted":1716046536},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799794,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799765
just like fishing, you need different bait for different fish","attachment":null,"posted":1716047499},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799813,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799794
So true","attachment":null,"posted":1716049496},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799862,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799694
>filename
Nice
>>4799765
Pretty much. It’s the easiest thing to piss people off on Reddit, especially because if you say something bad enough the wrongthink filter sends you to the bottom of the pile once you’ve accumulated enough downboats","attachment":null,"posted":1716054204},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799868,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799611
so just like cats and other pets during the cultural revolution
commies just hate animals methinks","attachment":null,"posted":1716054711},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799873,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799765
>>4799862
>admitting to being a redditor
The absolute state of this place.","attachment":null,"posted":1716055047},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799875,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799873
knowing how reddit works ≠ being a redditor","attachment":null,"posted":1716055094},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799882,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799763
they're working through the mental gymnastics trying to formulate a rebuttal. With the meager combined brainpower that tankies could theoretically muster, it could take them a loooong time....","attachment":null,"posted":1716055471},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799934,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799611
>on mass
learn English (and French)","attachment":null,"posted":1716060447},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799948,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799681
>muh pogroms
the post deboonking this was deleted but that’s a myth and always has been","attachment":null,"posted":1716061701},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799949,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799784
They didn't, but they had high membership rates. But by that logic they invented facism too.","attachment":null,"posted":1716061735},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4799971,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799611
PLA did the same with Tibetan breeds in the 50s. Fuck commies.","attachment":null,"posted":1716065012},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800010,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799949
No, they definitely did. Marx was one. As was his mentor. They also had high membership rates yes.","attachment":null,"posted":1716071491},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800186,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799611
>humans
communists aren't human","attachment":null,"posted":1716088517},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800209,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800010
Ohhhhh, you mean by a pure ethnic standard. I was getting ahead of myself and assuming your meant organised as a whole by non-seculars, my bad.","attachment":null,"posted":1716091620},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800350,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i was just going down this rabbit hole the other day
guess i'll dump","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716115626588330.png","filename":"A dog’s life in China as surge in middle classes creates boon for pet industry.png"},"posted":1716115626},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800352,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716115713078962.jpg","filename":"shih tzu communist revolution.jpg"},"posted":1716115713},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800362,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716116278183889.png","filename":"Havanese v cuba communists.png"},"posted":1716116278},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800363,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716116339919253.jpg","filename":"german shepherds Around the World in 80 Words A Journey through the English Language, by Paul Anthony Jones.jpg"},"posted":1716116339},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800365,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716116431036498.png","filename":"hotdog v allied.png"},"posted":1716116431},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800366,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716116568738269.png","filename":"The Coming Of The Vizslas – Conquering Hearts Hungary’s Iconic Companion.png"},"posted":1716116568},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800368,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The British pet massacre was a week-long event in 1939 in which an estimated 400,000 cats and dogs, a quarter of England's pet population, were killed in order to prepare for World War II food shortages.
In 1939, the British government formed the National Air Raid Precautions Animals Committee (NARPAC) to decide what to do with pets before the war broke out. The committee was worried that when the government would need to ration food, owners would decide to split their rations with their pets or leave the animals to starve. In response to that fear, NARPAC published a pamphlet titled "Advice to Animal Owners." The pamphlet suggested moving pets from the big cities and into the countryside. It concluded with the statement that "If you cannot place them in the care of neighbours, it really is kindest to have them destroyed."[3] The pamphlet also contained an advertisement for a captive bolt pistol that could be used to kill the animals humanely.
When Neville Chamberlain announced on 3 September 1939 that Britain had declared war with Germany, many pet owners flocked to pet surgery clinics and animal homes to kill their pets.[4] Many veterinarian groups such as the PDSA and the RSPCA were against these drastic measures, but their hospitals were still flooded with pet owners in the first few days. PDSA founder Maria Dickin reported: "Our technical officers called upon to perform this unhappy duty will never forget the tragedy of those days."[5] Hilda Kean wrote that lines for London clinics stretched a half mile. The event triggered a shortage of chloroform and a waste management challenge.[2]","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716116677703333.png","filename":"brit pet massacre.png"},"posted":1716116677},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800370,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800368
A year later, when London was bombed in September 1940, even more pet owners rushed to kill their pets. "People were worried about the threat of bombing and food shortages and felt it inappropriate to have the 'luxury' of a pet during wartime".[5]
Battersea Dogs & Cats Home, against the trend, managed to feed and care for 145,000 dogs during the course of the war and provided a field in Ilford as a pet cemetery, "where about 500,000 animals were buried, many from the first week of the war".[6] A famous opponent of pet culling was Nina Douglas-Hamilton, Duchess of Hamilton, a cat lover, who campaigned against the killing and created her own sanctuary in a heated hangar at Ferne.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716117016013758.png","filename":"british pet massacre.png"},"posted":1716117016},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800372,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716117574173064.jpg","filename":"Kuvasz Dog Breed Information & Characteristics.jpg"},"posted":1716117574},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800373,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716117677395544.jpg","filename":"magya agar.jpg"},"posted":1716117677},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800374,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716117843776474.png","filename":"The Soviet Union once hunted endangered whales to the brink of extinction – but its scientists opposed whaling and secretly tracked its toll.png"},"posted":1716117843},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800368
>>4800370
Seems wasteful; just imagine how many meat rations for Tommies could have been made from those cats and dogs if properly butchered.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716118844934317.jpg","filename":"British%20WWII%20Rations%20-%20Tinned%20Bacon.jpg"},"posted":1716118844},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800382,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716119107902237.jpg","filename":"story Morie Sawataishi Saviour of Japan's akita Samurai dog.jpg"},"posted":1716119107},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800413,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799882
>w-well you see they're acsksually coming up with...
that's some mental gymnastics if i've ever seen any","attachment":null,"posted":1716126082},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800418,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799613
Family photo woth dad","attachment":null,"posted":1716126622},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800352
>>4800362
heroes, glad they did what they could","attachment":null,"posted":1716136741},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800514,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"jewish communism is incredibly evil and was never brought to justice for all the murder they carried out, instead fleeing to (((new york city))) and (((columbia university)))","attachment":null,"posted":1716137378},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800544,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800514
Pretty much.","attachment":null,"posted":1716139652},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4800993,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"someone stop me","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716171577859770.jpg","filename":"aral.jpg"},"posted":1716171577},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4801133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799611
Wasn't there a euro country that genocided minks because they were afraid of the coof?","attachment":null,"posted":1716183590},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4801212,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801133
The Dutch government tried to force farmers to kill all their minks. The farmers resisted and the government backed down","attachment":null,"posted":1716197582},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4801243,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800993
once again communism is the greatest evil in the world","attachment":null,"posted":1716202834},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4801296,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801212
Good on the farmers. What a deranged attempt by the government","attachment":null,"posted":1716211642},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4801300,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801133
>be denmark
>have 17 million minks because of fur industry
>wild chinese bat flu escapes from a lab
>panic
>decide to cull the minks because minks can get the bat flu too
>mink holocaust happens
>bury them in pits
>first they taint the ground water
>and then they start to reappear from the ground like zombies because of decomposition gasses
>have to dig up like one-fourth of the mink mass graves and burn the corpses","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716212957076714.jpg","filename":"PH6FUQ77G72NS2JN47AEB53Q4E.jpg"},"posted":1716212957},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4801351,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801300
never forget the multiple million…","attachment":null,"posted":1716217521},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4801405,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799611
Good. Aristocracy shouldn't exist.","attachment":null,"posted":1716222663},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4801786,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801405
Didn’t realize dogs could be aristocrats but anything is possible with commoids i guess","attachment":null,"posted":1716249319},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4802109,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801405
Aristocracy:
>this guy is naturally pretty good at this thing, maybe his son will be too. Lets cultivate their lineage to this purpose.
Communism:
>we killed all of our diplomats, bureaucrats, financiers along with their families and put in their place gangsters and socio political opptunists that will become aristocrats but without any of the natural talent of qualifications that come with it!
>...oh and their dogs too...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716270309363591.png","filename":"1710694151764369.png"},"posted":1716270309},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4802458,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802109
don’t forget criminals and rapists and whoever else because it inherently appeals to freaks and losers mad that they’re freaks and losers","attachment":null,"posted":1716312852},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4802747,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799765
>I make a rude post on 4chan to stir up problems and get 0 replies or just an "Ok retard".
when in doubt, mention trannies","attachment":null,"posted":1716335882},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4802751,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802109
>Aristocracy:
>>this guy is naturally pretty good at this thing, maybe his son will be too. Lets cultivate their lineage to this purpose.
Worked out great last time.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716336036275120.jpg","filename":"f428149d17b28f5d0e7726df2334939f.jpg"},"posted":1716336036},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4802754,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799611","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716336063794294.jpg","filename":"GNsofEFXIAEG9US.jpg"},"posted":1716336063},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4802755,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802109
monarchist apologists are fast becoming the most insufferable group on this site","attachment":null,"posted":1716336093},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4802760,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799763
It's because reddit users are now predominantly normies who actually go outside and know how the real world works. So when they see some schizo saying something stupid they just roll their eyes and scroll on my.
4chan users can't, and haven't ever been able to, do that. My fellow brothers on this blessed forum have a deep-seated, insecure need to be smart because we're so fucking terrible at everything else. So when we see someone who we think is wrong we can't help ourselves but to say something. It's the narcissism.","attachment":null,"posted":1716336289},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4802764,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802760
>My fellow brothers on this blessed forum have a deep-seated, insecure need to be smart because we're so fucking terrible at everything else
too bad we're all missing a few chromosomes too","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716336471131170.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240522-010713_Chrome.jpg"},"posted":1716336471},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4802829,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800368
>>4800370
Man, if a war broke out I'd just take my dog and fuck off to become a vagrant of some kind, if we starve, we starve, but we'll do it together.","attachment":null,"posted":1716341401},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4802959,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802760
Most of the internet will drag their balls through miles of broken glass to tell you how retarded you are so it’s not something 4chan exclusive","attachment":null,"posted":1716352482},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4802962,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802751
>cherry picks the worst possible example from over 300 years ago
meanwhile we can look at any commie dictatorship and see the same shit everywhere","attachment":null,"posted":1716352678},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4802966,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802755
>apologists
Go back.","attachment":null,"posted":1716352781},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803128,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802751
>democracy solves this","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716364213155693.jpg","filename":"dom.jpg"},"posted":1716364213},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803141,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802109
>this guy is naturally pretty good
>naturally
lol. lmao even. surely his family's vast fortune and access to education and unleaded drinking water has nothing to do with it. no, surely it's his latent superman genes.
soviet communism is retarded for completely different reasons, but you don't have to defend a different kind of (literal, in the case of inbreeding) retardation.","attachment":null,"posted":1716367231},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803155,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802966
what?","attachment":null,"posted":1716368421},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799611
>>4799784
Damn communists can't let us enjoy Pringles dog. Remember the only thing the enclave did wrong was not go far enough.","attachment":null,"posted":1716368472},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803167,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803128
There is no longer a state-enforced eugenics program, they just do it to themselves now.","attachment":null,"posted":1716371138},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799694
i look somewhat like this","attachment":null,"posted":1716383567},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803246,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802966
how about you go live in saudi arabia, they have a monarchy there.
oh you don't want to go? curious!","attachment":null,"posted":1716385867},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803248,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799838
No, I've seen your posts, you always end up getting into arguments since you agree with your supposed bait posts","attachment":null,"posted":1716386158},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803281,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802751
Oligarchy is the antithesis to aristocracy.
>>4802755
Aristocracy is a separate to monarchy dumbass.
>>4802760
You clearly have never posted on a site other than 4chan. You are only arguing with the most intelligent of the retarded on the whole Internet. Fuck off somewhere else and you will see, we don't need a fag who champions redd*tors of all things.
>>4803141
At that point you have a chicken and the egg scenario, which is why aristocrats didn't have themselves as a baseline to compare to. The nobility of Europe competed against each other heavily with aristocrats going abroad to act as consorts and advisors all the time. If you couldn't compete with everyone esle you fell out of favor and your whole family would lose it's prestige, leading you to become upper to middle class. If you still failed then up against the now up and coming new blood families who are in a constant scrap to become new aristocrats, congrats you are lower middle class to working class ect ect ect. True aristocracy was not entirely pampered luxury, you ran the constant risk of disgracing yourself and your family. The hamburgs were successful in their failings because just about everyone became a hamburg and gave a blind eye to their 2nd cousin shiting the bed (literally) as it would affect themselves too. But at that point it is no longer aristocracy, it's oligarchy and is what aristocracy again tries to avoid.","attachment":null,"posted":1716391150},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803248
Yeah that's how you bait someone retard. You don't just stop after the initial bait post, you follow up on it. Just get here last week?","attachment":null,"posted":1716391229},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803286,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803167
To think that the US pioneered eugenics is astounding.","attachment":null,"posted":1716392251},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802754
>MOGGED","attachment":null,"posted":1716392314},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803503,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802760
>redditors are normal
Only redditors are deluded enough to believe this.","attachment":null,"posted":1716406070},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803515,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802751
Democracy somehow has even more demented geriatrics propped up by entire noble dynasties worth of nepotistic executives that run everything from the background. Nothing has changed.","attachment":null,"posted":1716406688},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803525,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799653
Any real Russian boomer that grew up in USSR would just say one of two things in response. Either
>it never happened
or
>it's not a big deal, they deserved it anyway","attachment":null,"posted":1716407126},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803616,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803246
Strawman harder faggot. Go back.","attachment":null,"posted":1716412494},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803618,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803286
… they didn’t?","attachment":null,"posted":1716412603},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4803620,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803281
based knower debunking libtards","attachment":null,"posted":1716412671},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4804090,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803618
They did.","attachment":null,"posted":1716440393},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4804103,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803618
US state funded eugenic sterilisation programs were so prolific in the 20th century that the fucking nazis were directly inspired by them, basing their own programs intially on the american model. It got to the point that when the germans were out perfoming the US in their own eugenics program (prior to the planning stsges of the final solution) that leading US eugenicists spoke out and lobbied that america is falling behind europe and should invest even further into the field.","attachment":null,"posted":1716442074},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4804113,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799838
>admitting to being a thread-derailing troll
oopsies?","attachment":null,"posted":1716443059},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4804337,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804103
Ok but they didn’t “pioneer” the field, Britain did, they might have been the first to put it into practice on a large scale if that’s what you mean but that’s not the same, and also several other countries had their own eugenics program so it’s hardly surprising for Germany to follow suit","attachment":null,"posted":1716478834},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4804381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801300
It doesn't stop there.
>landslide occurs with millions of tons of polluted dirt from a company that has been praised for being green
>it's a huge scandal with fingers pointed everywhere especially by people in government
>cleanup will be expensive as fuck
>government says the companies whose trash dirt it was should help fund it
>a huge portion of it turns out to be from the mink culling
It just keeps coming back to bite them in the ass.","attachment":null,"posted":1716482292},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4804468,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804381
Moral of the story: don’t fuck with musties","attachment":null,"posted":1716491135},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4804963,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804337
Fair point","attachment":null,"posted":1716527641},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4805537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799763
now theres one saying its capitalist propaganda, lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1716574654},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4805539,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800374
commies arent human, nothing new","attachment":null,"posted":1716574821},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4805542,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804468
no, they shouldve just cremated all of them at first
actually, those minks shouldnt even exist","attachment":null,"posted":1716574948},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4805587,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805537
So business as usual
>>4805542
Why not?","attachment":null,"posted":1716579592},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4805601,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799611
>killed on mass
The phrase is "en masse."","attachment":null,"posted":1716580902},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4805658,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800350
>Dogs killed because they represent the rich
>Country gets rich
>People acquire more Dogs
Well the commies weren't entirely wrong","attachment":null,"posted":1716584204},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4806113,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">communists tried to exterminate dog breeds because they were entwined with a nations culture
hmm yes curious","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716629551852255.jpg","filename":"721580c0f6d0ac5246388ff0076fd5b7d.jpg"},"posted":1716629551},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4806116,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806113
just a coincidence","attachment":null,"posted":1716629683},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4806121,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"All dogs should be killed, simple as.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716632189116520.jpg","filename":"dio.jpg"},"posted":1716632189},{"board":"an","thread":4799611,"pid":4806164,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806113
>>4806116
unmmmmm let’s stop noticing these problematic patterns k chuddie??","attachment":null,"posted":1716638797}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799635,"pid":4799635,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"If XL bullies are allowed to be kept as pets then I should be able to own a lynx or a bobcat, it's just that shrimple","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716026623401491.jpg","filename":"1687937720880602.jpg"},"posted":1716026623},{"board":"an","thread":4799635,"pid":4799638,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I want a gray fox
they're not even dangerous
they eat mice and voles","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716027302122091.jpg","filename":"17160272997558473654736086740352.jpg"},"posted":1716027302},{"board":"an","thread":4799635,"pid":4799640,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799638
Also they're really quite tolerant and friendly to people in the wild. I think they want to be pets. They will enjoy it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716027374},{"board":"an","thread":4799635,"pid":4799642,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"oh my god","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716027561360497.jpg","filename":"17160275487658953010239506316292.jpg"},"posted":1716027561},{"board":"an","thread":4799635,"pid":4800087,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799635
Fuck that. Where my snow leopard at (this is a joke)","attachment":null,"posted":1716078272},{"board":"an","thread":4799635,"pid":4800218,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799638
That fox's face looks profoundly autistic. I guess pets really do look like their owners anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1716092696},{"board":"an","thread":4799635,"pid":4803572,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799635
I love Uni","attachment":null,"posted":1716409593},{"board":"an","thread":4799635,"pid":4803599,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800218
it's the proximity to video game animal mascots that tips you off. that fox could be a homosexual sly cooper villain","attachment":null,"posted":1716411070},{"board":"an","thread":4799635,"pid":4803670,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799635
It's bad for the cat you dingus. They're not suited for captivity.","attachment":null,"posted":1716416567},{"board":"an","thread":4799635,"pid":4803739,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803599
Shame those games died so unceremoniously. Never got to play them","attachment":null,"posted":1716419607},{"board":"an","thread":4799635,"pid":4804987,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799635
i want a caraval","attachment":null,"posted":1716530329}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799604,"pid":4799604,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hi there :3","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716023275008343.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240518_110649_YouTube.jpg"},"posted":1716023275}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4799645,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Leave Earhart to me.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716027861120900.jpg","filename":"coconut crab.jpg"},"posted":1716027861},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4799650,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799645
Is that thing hue shifted or do they actually get that blue?","attachment":null,"posted":1716029237},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4799772,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799650
they do, theyre blue, red or anything in between","attachment":null,"posted":1716045232},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4799774,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799650
What do you mean? it's white and gold.","attachment":null,"posted":1716045752},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4799826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799650
It's actually been desaturated, they're more vivid in reality","attachment":null,"posted":1716050862},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4799872,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799774
Quit playing retard.","attachment":null,"posted":1716054881},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4799876,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799774
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1716055101},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4800143,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799645
Is there any actual proof for this? Can someone show it?
>>4799774
Only the OLDEST of GODS remember","attachment":null,"posted":1716083352},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4800159,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800143
>OLDEST
you're a literal child","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716085051567800.jpg","filename":"1581972190263m.jpg"},"posted":1716085051},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4800216,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800159
shut up i’m an oldfag now","attachment":null,"posted":1716092556},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4803508,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800159
The punchline is
>why so sour","attachment":null,"posted":1716406375},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4803560,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800159
the expiration date is funnier than whatever could have been in that third speech bubble","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716408969838692.gif","filename":"1692607777259563.gif"},"posted":1716408969},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4804609,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800159
>purple life saver complains about his situation
>red life saver points out existential demise showing that life does not care
deep.","attachment":null,"posted":1716505340},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4804694,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799774
jej","attachment":null,"posted":1716507835},{"board":"an","thread":4799645,"pid":4804914,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800159
I see this post on tumblr a lot but with funny characters instead of colored circles.","attachment":null,"posted":1716522746}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4799617,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"WHO DID THIS?!?!!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716024419212272.png","filename":"IMG_1505.png"},"posted":1716024419},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4799621,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I did it","attachment":null,"posted":1716025022},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4799629,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"he's my emotional support gator now","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716025891594123.jpg","filename":"1691437231050814.jpg"},"posted":1716025891},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4800089,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799617
I thought that was Bill Clinton for a second. Also I’m almost sure this isn’t the first “emotional support alligator” I’ve heard of","attachment":null,"posted":1716078436},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4800112,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"> "The swamp is very large and the trapper said the chances of them finding Wally is slim to none," it continued. "But this is Wally ... Joie and friends are currently headed to the swamp to search and will continue daily."
This is just sad. Humans are actual fucking garbage.","attachment":null,"posted":1716080271},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4800120,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799617
>emotional support reptile
jfc, liberals are embarrassing","attachment":null,"posted":1716080839},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4800124,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The tracker is being a coward and hiding from what he did. He likely euthanized the alligator and his lawyers are telling him to keep quiet.
I'd gouge his eyes out personally, and let him live blind for the remainder of his days. Assuming that's what he did, of course.","attachment":null,"posted":1716081060},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4800129,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800124
The trapper/killer is a coward and knows he's in enormous fucking trouble.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716081694151882.png","filename":"capture.png"},"posted":1716081694},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4800702,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800124
>>4800129
F","attachment":null,"posted":1716155620},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4800719,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799617
Can you stop spamming this thread dickweed?","attachment":null,"posted":1716156333},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801013,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Not your personal army faggot","attachment":null,"posted":1716173786},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801017,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800129
>>4800124
Whats more likely
>this hysterical conspiracy theory
>the guy dumped his pet because it got too big","attachment":null,"posted":1716173992},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801039,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799617
best thing I have heard in all week, wild animals belong in the wild, not as accessories for mentally retarded idiots. I hope the disgusting old fart dies soon so no more animals can get enslaved by the fucking idiot","attachment":null,"posted":1716175811},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801052,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"As someone with an emotional support cane toad, my heart goes out to this guy. NPCs go ballistic when they find out you have anything other than a ball of fur.","attachment":null,"posted":1716177019},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801115,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801052
I mean, I feel like there’s some room in between mr fluffball and an actual alligator","attachment":null,"posted":1716181758},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801230,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799617
If Wally wanted to he would've came back on his own.","attachment":null,"posted":1716199888},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801257,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801017
Wally was still small","attachment":null,"posted":1716205398},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801261,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Next time get a cat or a dog like a normal person","attachment":null,"posted":1716205590},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801264,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716205953079830.png","filename":"free hugs.png"},"posted":1716205953},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801265,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801052
NPCs go ballastic over seeing a field of trees.
The parasite cant keep its hands off the chainsaws and trash a place with ugly concrete boxes that trap heat
oh and add 2000 cars polluting breathing space","attachment":null,"posted":1716206276},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801319,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"lol at the low iq retards who can’t fathom bonding to a reptile lmao
point and laugh","attachment":null,"posted":1716214327},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801329,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801115
not even the first recorded instance of a brain damaged crocodilia becoming completely docile with no record of harming humans since injury.","attachment":null,"posted":1716215264},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801357,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801329
Didn’t know it disabled. That does make this more understandable","attachment":null,"posted":1716217999},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801614,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801039
unfunny and cringe","attachment":null,"posted":1716239846},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801773,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800120
Shut it mammal cultist","attachment":null,"posted":1716248662},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4801857,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Poor poor man. Fuck the guy who took that animal from him","attachment":null,"posted":1716251629},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802083,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Based pranksters","attachment":null,"posted":1716266860},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802087,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799617
>emotional support animals
I feel bad for the gator
but relish the suffering it inflicts on people with emotional support/erroneous service animals","attachment":null,"posted":1716267354},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802089,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799617
Nobody cares. Should have protected his stupid pet better. Hunter did nothing wrong","attachment":null,"posted":1716267639},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802092,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799617
What kind of monster steals a man's emotional support alligator? Grim times.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716267929411217.jpg","filename":"1715712646237696.jpg"},"posted":1716267929},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802115,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799617
There's no reason for your "emotional support animal" to be anything other than a dog","attachment":null,"posted":1716272391},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802118,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802115
Other way round. Dogs are extremely poor emotional support animals because they cannot live in apartments, have a huge carbon footprint, are aggressive towards small children, and need to be exercised regularly - a prospect impossible for anyone living with anxiety. The best emotional support animals are reptiles or amphibians because they are small, carbon neutral or carbon positive, show little aggression, are extremely friendly, and require little exercise.","attachment":null,"posted":1716273466},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802119,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802118
odd take, cats are based ESA option","attachment":null,"posted":1716273573},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802121,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802119
Cats are an invasive species that destroy bird populations.","attachment":null,"posted":1716273683},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802145,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716279907553341.png","filename":"emotional support kisses.png"},"posted":1716279907},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802157,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801329
rip pocho","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716280900123119.jpg","filename":"140624pocho.jpg"},"posted":1716280900},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802169,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801257
How the fuck?
I saw that video yeaaars ago. How long do crocs take to reach their full size?","attachment":null,"posted":1716282568},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802175,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802118
>have a huge carbon footprint
its a fucking dog get off the soapbox","attachment":null,"posted":1716282757},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802177,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802121
So are humans, and humans are also based","attachment":null,"posted":1716282842},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4802449,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802121
Dogs also do that and way more. Like killing children","attachment":null,"posted":1716312126},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4803565,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I fucking hate humans so fucking much
I know there’s good out there, I just hate how it’s outnumbered
Human trash is the norm","attachment":null,"posted":1716409444},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4803569,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802145
Snapping turtles actually make great pets.
Not sure about that one, though…","attachment":null,"posted":1716409532},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4803573,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801230
he was in a totally different state hundreds of miles away from his home.","attachment":null,"posted":1716409681},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4803584,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802118
>Dogs are extremely poor emotional support animals because they cannot live in apartments, have a huge carbon footprint, are aggressive towards small children, and need to be exercised regularly - a prospect impossible for anyone living with anxiety.
Get better at choosing breeds then. there's plenty of low energy, small, non aggressive dogs.
>have a huge carbon footprint
wait r u bait?","attachment":null,"posted":1716410265},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4803592,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803584
>perversion of man co-designed by satan for middle-aged white women
vs.
>creation of god that is just naturally pretty chill","attachment":null,"posted":1716410679},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4803614,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799617
They saved his life desu. Does this guy think he's going to be cuddling with that gator when it's fully grown?","attachment":null,"posted":1716412005},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4803615,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803592
So to continue your trend of lying, you act as if satan can impose his will on creation","attachment":null,"posted":1716412349},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4803646,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800129
>Wally was most likely killed and then harvested for meat.
Has anyone here tried alligator meat fresh? How good is it? I've bought it frozen and the meat tasted awful. Way too fishy.","attachment":null,"posted":1716414719},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4803689,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803569
Those are snapping turtles too. :)
>>4803592
>perversion of man co-designed by satan for middle-aged white women
???","attachment":null,"posted":1716417723},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4803766,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803614
Are you retarded, or are you retarded?","attachment":null,"posted":1716420211},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4804091,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800129
>no link to post
fake and gay","attachment":null,"posted":1716440418},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4804764,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802169
iirc wally had a medical condition that prevented growth to full size","attachment":null,"posted":1716510909},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4804969,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800124
>>4800129
Personally I would castrate him, then lock him naked in a cage with a bunch of giant HIV positive gay niggers","attachment":null,"posted":1716528436},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4805053,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804969
sounds like a fate worse than death, anon","attachment":null,"posted":1716535258},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4805531,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801357
it had a mental disability and a midget","attachment":null,"posted":1716574259},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4805532,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805531
*was a midget","attachment":null,"posted":1716574322},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4805534,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802449
the number of small animals killed by cats is far greater than the children mauled by dogs count","attachment":null,"posted":1716574384},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4805590,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805534
Maybe. Not really the point though. They still do it regardless.","attachment":null,"posted":1716580007},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4805784,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803565
tl;dr: kill yourself.
Then why don't you kill yourself to be an example?
If not, then what are you, a lizard?
Remember that everyone who wants human extiction will never kill themselves first.","attachment":null,"posted":1716592850},{"board":"an","thread":4799617,"pid":4805788,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805534
I care more about a toddler being killed than a bird.","attachment":null,"posted":1716592945}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799804,"pid":4799804,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What breed of dog is this?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716048834125213.jpg","filename":"20180725_114258.jpg"},"posted":1716048834},{"board":"an","thread":4799804,"pid":4799821,"name":"warm hearty dog soup","msg":"Sexy dog
Post moar","attachment":null,"posted":1716050604},{"board":"an","thread":4799804,"pid":4799824,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799804
Brown recluse","attachment":null,"posted":1716050697},{"board":"an","thread":4799804,"pid":4799906,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799804
Does it matter?","attachment":null,"posted":1716057550},{"board":"an","thread":4799804,"pid":4802220,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799821
Bad anon,no sex the canine","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716291374755433.jpg","filename":"dog is disgusted.jpg"},"posted":1716291374},{"board":"an","thread":4799804,"pid":4802255,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799804
el perro oblicuo","attachment":null,"posted":1716299133},{"board":"an","thread":4799804,"pid":4802276,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799804
It's ooooooolddddd OP","attachment":null,"posted":1716301534},{"board":"an","thread":4799804,"pid":4802653,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799804
which one?","attachment":null,"posted":1716328450},{"board":"an","thread":4799804,"pid":4803692,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Tugou","attachment":null,"posted":1716417818},{"board":"an","thread":4799804,"pid":4803712,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799804
mutt probably german shepherd, maybe some rottweiler
just guessing, you could do one of those dna tests, they aren't much and it's not a big deal to add your dog's dna to a commercial database, unlike your own","attachment":null,"posted":1716418728},{"board":"an","thread":4799804,"pid":4803722,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799804
Siberman Huskerd","attachment":null,"posted":1716419161}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799676,"pid":4799676,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Quick question someone here might know the answer to
Is it safe to feed store bought, pet food jerky, that was bought a year ago, to dogs?
tl;dr - I like to buy my dogs treats for their birthdays. Two of my dogs are 3 years old yesterday. I bought them some chewy dog biscuits this year. Last year I bought them some "soft venison jerky" which they seemed to enjoy. Early today while doing a bit of a clean up of my laundry closet, where I keep their dog food, I found a sealed plastic baggie with a couple of left over pieces of jerky that I never gave them. There's no mold or signs of it having gone bad and it smells normal. Is it safe to give to my dogs? Or should I just throw it out?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716034796349834.jpg","filename":"dog-eating-jerky.jpg"},"posted":1716034796},{"board":"an","thread":4799676,"pid":4799927,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799676
Considering what you've described, the dogs will be fine.","attachment":null,"posted":1716060004},{"board":"an","thread":4799676,"pid":4799951,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799927
Cool, thank you.","attachment":null,"posted":1716062166},{"board":"an","thread":4799676,"pid":4801016,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Wolves and feral dogs eat rotting, festering carcasses filled with maggots and flies. He’ll be fine.","attachment":null,"posted":1716173943},{"board":"an","thread":4799676,"pid":4801107,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801016
Those dogs and wolves have stomachs adapted to doing that at this point","attachment":null,"posted":1716181417},{"board":"an","thread":4799676,"pid":4801146,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"They should be ok, but most jerky is marinated in sauce that contains onion and garlic powder","attachment":null,"posted":1716184911}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4799839,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"As very social creatures, prairie dogs will become depressed or sick if not given enough attention. If you don't have at least six hours per day to spend with your prairie dog, then plan on having a full colony of prairie dogs or none at all. With the right training, pet prairie dogs can be leash trained (using a special prairie dog harness) and even learn to come when they hear their name.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716051874087589.jpg","filename":"1705844703851094.jpg"},"posted":1716051874},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4799840,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Once they are bonded to you, they expect you to spend at least an hour or two with them per day or they will get lonely and act out.","attachment":null,"posted":1716052160},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4799842,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799839
Cool another animal to neglect, abuse and breed into torturous forms","attachment":null,"posted":1716052666},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4799843,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799839
How much area would I need to maintain a colony?","attachment":null,"posted":1716052679},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4799854,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799839
Where do you even get some?
They look like giant chipmunks/squirrels","attachment":null,"posted":1716053381},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4799856,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Prairie dogs may have a vocal communication system more complex than that of dolphins, whales and non-human primates.
>These squeaks and yips make up the most elaborate animal vocalizations we humans have yet translated. Indeed, the prairie dogs’ communication system is so detailed and specific that some researchers are “comfortable calling it a language,” says Con Slobodchikoff, the animal behaviorist who introduced this concept after studying prairie dogs for decades.
>A given call might contain information about a suspicious figure’s identity (“hawk!” “coyote!”), speed of approach, and size—or, if they happen to be a nosy researcher, their height and the color of their shirt. These messages are responded to with the appropriate behavior—craning a neck for a wheeling falcon, diving into a burrow for a close-by dog. By hanging cutout shapes above a prairie dog colony, UFO-style, Slobodchikoff and his colleagues learned that the rodents can even differentiate between circles and triangles (although not, for whatever reason, between circles and squares).","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716053599048310.jpg","filename":"prairiedogs.jpg"},"posted":1716053599},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4799861,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nOMKQtZC0TU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJwCH_2c8Xc","attachment":null,"posted":1716054154},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4799869,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799843
Not sure about colony but the way I've seen as many as 5 kept is a big cage in the middle of a lively area with a high vintage point over the room.
Or maybe in your bedroom. They are diurnal like us so they won't be waking you in the middle of the night.","attachment":null,"posted":1716054805},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4799878,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why is nobody actively domesticating these dudes?
Seems like they'd make much better pets than retarded hamsters.","attachment":null,"posted":1716055187},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4800148,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799856
Keyword there being “may”","attachment":null,"posted":1716084053},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4800151,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799878
Hamsters are fairly easy to take care of whereas these guys are somewhat difficult.","attachment":null,"posted":1716084253},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4800187,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Big Ounce Rest in Peace","attachment":null,"posted":1716089144},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4800596,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2Jj7X0VKBwg","attachment":null,"posted":1716144554},{"board":"an","thread":4799839,"pid":4800811,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799854
>They look like giant chipmunks/squirrels
Because they are.","attachment":null,"posted":1716160683}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799845,"pid":4799845,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How does an animal look this kino?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716053044331552.jpg","filename":"bald-eagle-closeup_4x3.jpg"},"posted":1716053044},{"board":"an","thread":4799845,"pid":4799846,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799845
If only it’s looks matched it’s behavior","attachment":null,"posted":1716053124},{"board":"an","thread":4799845,"pid":4799848,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716053139801859.jpg","filename":"1630763297250.jpg"},"posted":1716053139},{"board":"an","thread":4799845,"pid":4799851,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Post animals that are the peak of aesthetics","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716053250425539.jpg","filename":"pexels-alexasfotos-2220336.jpg"},"posted":1716053250},{"board":"an","thread":4799845,"pid":4799891,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Birds are cool","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716056105063397.jpg","filename":"Bearded-Vulture-Hanneke_RFZ_2-scaled.jpg"},"posted":1716056105},{"board":"an","thread":4799845,"pid":4800664,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799845
love these little guys","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716151822250853.jpg","filename":"Bat-HD-Desktop.jpg"},"posted":1716151822},{"board":"an","thread":4799845,"pid":4800671,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"i love rhinos","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716152717332019.png","filename":"Rhino.png"},"posted":1716152717},{"board":"an","thread":4799845,"pid":4800679,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799848
king of kings","attachment":null,"posted":1716153572}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4799858,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why are birds so fucking cool bros?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716053829465468.png","filename":"Ferruginous hawk RoMW.png"},"posted":1716053829},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4799886,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799858
descendants of the rulers of the earth","attachment":null,"posted":1716055768},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4799904,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799858
They can fucking fly. How many animals can fly? Also flapping your wings fast enough until you stumble into the place you want to be isn't flying.","attachment":null,"posted":1716057202},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4799932,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799904
>moving your legs back and forth until you stumble into the place you want to be isn't walking","attachment":null,"posted":1716060358},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4802643,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799858
talons...","attachment":null,"posted":1716327979},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4802673,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799886
elaborate","attachment":null,"posted":1716331170},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4802740,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802673
They're the last living descendants of dinosaurs.","attachment":null,"posted":1716335221},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4802743,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"It's simply innate","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716335731629784.jpg","filename":"bearded-vulture-with-beak-open_medium.jpg"},"posted":1716335731},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4802985,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802673
see >>4802740","attachment":null,"posted":1716354162},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803088,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361232264929.webm","filename":"1701142475210934.webm"},"posted":1716361232},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803089,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361267280198.webm","filename":"1703512977358734.webm"},"posted":1716361267},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803090,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361301832731.jpg","filename":"1701303408698442.jpg"},"posted":1716361301},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803091,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361351336975.jpg","filename":"1698932316460228.jpg"},"posted":1716361351},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803092,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361382886573.jpg","filename":"1702065553789470.jpg"},"posted":1716361382},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803095,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361479964551.gif","filename":"1703470020687023.gif"},"posted":1716361479},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803097,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361548110770.jpg","filename":"1710508945710393.jpg"},"posted":1716361548},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803100,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361691449788.jpg","filename":"1690689949442155.jpg"},"posted":1716361691},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803103,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716361806333236.jpg","filename":"1690566959527280.jpg"},"posted":1716361806},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803106,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716362019485111.jpg","filename":"1714946139897415.jpg"},"posted":1716362019},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803107,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716362050981728.jpg","filename":"1709451766239370.jpg"},"posted":1716362050},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803109,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716362082222217.jpg","filename":"1697832424493768.jpg"},"posted":1716362082},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803111,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716362113957212.jpg","filename":"1707487440949501.jpg"},"posted":1716362113},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803624,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716413003364009.jpg","filename":"FI39nz6aMAAAi7T.jpg"},"posted":1716413003},{"board":"an","thread":4799858,"pid":4803655,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799858
Whatever they do they already won.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716415731049534.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240522_192714_Chrome.jpg"},"posted":1716415731}]}
{"title":"NAP TIME","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799870,"pid":4799870,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Post your ZZZZZzzzzzz's","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716054850365383.jpg","filename":"Let Sleeping ____s Lie.jpg"},"posted":1716054850},{"board":"an","thread":4799870,"pid":4799896,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"cat has autsim :/","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716056424571529.jpg","filename":"09842726-4BEE-41A2-BE64-A85173FB2F7E.jpg"},"posted":1716056424},{"board":"an","thread":4799870,"pid":4800152,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799870
What are they lying about?","attachment":null,"posted":1716084274}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4799898,"pid":4799898,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Bushwacker
Was he a legend?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716056916580858.jpg","filename":"bushwacker-bull-ridingjpg.jpg"},"posted":1716056916},{"board":"an","thread":4799898,"pid":4799907,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799898
The best to ever do it. That fucking thing would lift all fours off the ground and thunder punt the ground with unbelievable force. Unrideable from start to finish in his career.","attachment":null,"posted":1716057632},{"board":"an","thread":4799898,"pid":4800156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4799898
The fuck are you on about","attachment":null,"posted":1716084638}]}
{"title":"Post /an/ images with schizo energy","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800021,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716072238572160.jpg","filename":"chimp_600.jpg"},"posted":1716072238},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800026,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716072430034809.jpg","filename":"1630763297250.jpg"},"posted":1716072430},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800054,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716074418886805.jpg","filename":"1705540043009351.jpg"},"posted":1716074418},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800088,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800021
Awesome idea for a thread","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716078337782116.jpg","filename":"IMG_4674.jpg"},"posted":1716078337},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800125,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800088
I hate this, this scares me :(","attachment":null,"posted":1716081188},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800141,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716083256719138.png","filename":"tiger bep.png"},"posted":1716083256},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800206,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800021
>>4800054
>>4800088
This is triggering my flight or fight","attachment":null,"posted":1716091431},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800213,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800088
Wtf is that?","attachment":null,"posted":1716091835},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800228,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800213
Your ancestor","attachment":null,"posted":1716093663},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800233,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800228
But I was made in God's image anon.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716093975650772.gif","filename":"1714697961248197.gif"},"posted":1716093975},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800269,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716100744087485.jpg","filename":"45667896545678.jpg"},"posted":1716100744},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800270,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"They're watching bros, always watching...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716100886831244.webm","filename":"1711833126564602.webm"},"posted":1716100886},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800409,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800213
A gamer","attachment":null,"posted":1716125414},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800627,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716148200554233.jpg","filename":"Rana albina.jpg"},"posted":1716148200},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800631,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800627
me when I'm holding in a fart","attachment":null,"posted":1716148459},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4800802,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800627
So this is the Baron of Harkonnen I have heard so much about...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716160251200185.jpg","filename":"Baron_Harkonnen_2024.jpg"},"posted":1716160251},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801002,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716172332921821.jpg","filename":"IMG_8613.jpg"},"posted":1716172332},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801067,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801002
The closest thing to a real /x/ animal.","attachment":null,"posted":1716178834},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801139,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"fuck i havent saved it but i saw some time ago a pic of a dinosaur snout that resembled a human face
does anyone have it saved","attachment":null,"posted":1716184204},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801153,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716185544053187.png","filename":"8781286b73eadddd230cdacb8f507af87.png"},"posted":1716185544},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801165,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801153
>Into that darkness
>Into that darkness
>Like jackals howling
>Like flowers unfolding","attachment":null,"posted":1716188105},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801272,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716207528741325.jpg","filename":"1711330602437211.jpg"},"posted":1716207528},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801342,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801272
thank god for the diligent fact checkers over at reuters :)","attachment":null,"posted":1716216839},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801587,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716236887440803.png","filename":"1677960463669705.png"},"posted":1716236887},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801589,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801587
penids with teeth","attachment":null,"posted":1716237037},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801639,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716241531122452.png","filename":"1585446512829.png"},"posted":1716241531},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801719,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800021
Just found this one","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716245986462715.jpg","filename":"1716072238572160.jpg"},"posted":1716245986},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801730,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716246369794345.jpg","filename":"1712695400047948.jpg"},"posted":1716246369},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4801737,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801587
>>4801639
these are just people","attachment":null,"posted":1716246921},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4802596,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801587
He’s smiling because he eats skin","attachment":null,"posted":1716324667},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4802662,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716330156178007.jpg","filename":"1690821667609654.jpg"},"posted":1716330156},{"board":"an","thread":4800021,"pid":4802834,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716342182235045.webm","filename":"1685040496270185.webm"},"posted":1716342182}]}
{"title":"The /an/lympics 2024: Qualifiers","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800070,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT!
—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-qualifiers-to-become-extinct-w9nk
►Bracket: To be decided (by your votes!)
►Previous threads:
Discussion...?: >>4797374
Nominations: >>4799223
Qualifiers: [YOU ARE HERE]
►Judges: Yotsuba, /an/-tan, a baker's dozen of Crows in a trenchcoat
►The following Elite 8™ members are barred from participation:
>Crows
>Tyrannosaurus Rex
>Mantis Shrimp
>Gorilla
>Sharks
>Giant Pacific Octopus
>Axolotl
>Orangutan
►Hosts:
All me baby","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716076804418161.webm","filename":"Crow Awesome Funny.webm"},"posted":1716076804},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800071,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"OC ANCHOR
Click Here to Vote: https://forms.gle/Y87AdJuT1rESfscD6","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716076886738421.jpg","filename":"crows-at-anchor-john-king.jpg"},"posted":1716076886},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800076,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Time to seal the deal this year, boys.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716077379561595.jpg","filename":"1684816835304829.jpg"},"posted":1716077379},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800077,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are the qualifier polls ready?","attachment":null,"posted":1716077417},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800078,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4800077
Should be. If something is wrong with the link in the OP Anchor then just tell me and I'll hotfix","attachment":null,"posted":1716077566},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800079,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800070
I don't see Dill or Oak on the form","attachment":null,"posted":1716077575},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800080,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"APES STICK TOGETHER, vote gibbon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716077596815301.jpg","filename":"IMG_4511.jpg"},"posted":1716077596},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800081,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800080
Forgot video lol https://youtube.com/watch?v=MLMRHScRnhs","attachment":null,"posted":1716077658},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800082,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4800079
Could've sworn I remember adding Oak alongside all the other trees.
Fixed.","attachment":null,"posted":1716077759},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800083,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"VOTE PREHISTORIC","attachment":null,"posted":1716077805},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800084,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What makes blue jays so great?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSQDU9YihxI
And that’s why blue jays should win","attachment":null,"posted":1716078229},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800085,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Plants will win, vote for Plants.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716078237405193.webm","filename":"melonmigration.webm"},"posted":1716078237},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800086,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Look at this hard-working fella. Don't you just want to give him a hand? Of course you do! Vote beaver!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716078263894037.webm","filename":"1641799813036.webm"},"posted":1716078263},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800093,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Kowalski, analysis!","attachment":null,"posted":1716078957},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800094,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Hey anon, we'll let you join us if you vote for White-Tailed Deer~
Well, anon?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716078973846896.png","filename":"1589293374702.png"},"posted":1716078973},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800095,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Vote for all round and ball shaped animals","attachment":null,"posted":1716079077},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800096,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800085
EAT DAT WATERMELON EAT DAT WATERMELON
https://youtu.be/mDfWAr8ut_I?si=BS0fL_5dXj6fcRAH&t=35","attachment":null,"posted":1716079122},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800101,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Fun fact about the Ginkgo biloba and the Coelacanth, both are living fossils (species that resemble extinct ones only known through fossils).
The Ginkgo is the last living member of its 290 million-year old order and, while it is currently endangered, the trees themselves are very tough and can live for thousands of years.
The Coelacanths have two remaining living species and their fossil records go back 400 million years and were thought to have been extinct 66 million years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-b0VtKAVVw","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716079368419223.png","filename":"GinkgoAutumn.png"},"posted":1716079368},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800102,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Nominating Sloth","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716079377565426.jpg","filename":"MC_Drei-Finger-Faultier.jpg"},"posted":1716079377},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800103,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800102
Damn, supporting them.","attachment":null,"posted":1716079565},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800105,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Fennecs are my favorite animal of all time. I've been obsessed with them for the last ten years and they are one of God's greatest creations. I love them so much.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716079610687176.jpg","filename":"FVc1rnKWUAEIFux.jpg"},"posted":1716079610},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800107,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3dZACWY7bA","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716079706329298.png","filename":"what was he cooking.png"},"posted":1716079706},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800109,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Vote for dolphins. We're watching after all.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716079789393820.jpg","filename":"My People.jpg"},"posted":1716079789},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800115,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800095
The Valonia ventricosa is one of the biggest single-celled organisms, you can't get a better ball than this.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716080433483841.jpg","filename":"perfectcell.jpg"},"posted":1716080433},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800126,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">forgetting Bigfoot","attachment":null,"posted":1716081312},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800127,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Gustave has killed 300 Africans and he will kill 300 more only if YOU vote for him","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716081591774495.png","filename":"1df34.png"},"posted":1716081591},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800130,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800115
This would be the most fun non-animal to make Elite Eight or even win.","attachment":null,"posted":1716081774},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Vote big reptile","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716082141060002.jpg","filename":"Ichtyotitan.jpg"},"posted":1716082141},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800133","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716082246582421.jpg","filename":"ENTERRRRR.jpg"},"posted":1716082246},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800139,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800126
Bigfoot didn't mean to be here in the first place, he just ended up passing by /an/ on his way to /x/","attachment":null,"posted":1716083112},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800147,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800070
wtf don't let garloids in, nigga
>>4800085
I'm on your side this year","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716083627159817.jpg","filename":"tree sex.jpg"},"posted":1716083627},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800160,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFNCdhyjbA","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716085205594258.jpg","filename":"happymeat.jpg"},"posted":1716085205},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800174,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800102
Ahah","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716087145766657.jpg","filename":"hqdefault.jpg"},"posted":1716087145},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800184,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Vote for the charitable and helpful sea louse. They have chosen to help the epidemic of fish with no tongues and sacrifice themselves by being the fish's new tongue. Really quite honorable creatures.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716088188180034.jpg","filename":"Tongue-Eating-Louse-Creature-1.jpg"},"posted":1716088188},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800188,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVeHOZSIpUY","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716089253809740.jpg","filename":"smileflower.jpg"},"posted":1716089253},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800190,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800160
Voting for Meat cause I'm a HUGE Vinny guy.","attachment":null,"posted":1716089381},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800192,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Did you fuckers seriously forget to nominate the Kiwi?","attachment":null,"posted":1716089511},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800221,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800192
I do not respect New Zealand
That is my answer to that question","attachment":null,"posted":1716092899},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800241,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800070
Someone please explain what this is","attachment":null,"posted":1716094711},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800251,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800241
It is an offshoot of a board tournament event that originated in /co/ half a decade ago, only instead of cartoon and comic characters we are voting on the best animal or whatever else.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716096764229430.png","filename":"FbLMb_PVUAcirGG.png"},"posted":1716096764},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800263,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Be honest, would you do a Neanderthal woman?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716099498937780.jpg","filename":"83C391AE-A803-443F-ADE0-B23DADBA134C.jpg"},"posted":1716099498},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800264,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716099508700886.webm","filename":"thirstybees.webm"},"posted":1716099508},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800288,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRLPDryStMo","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716105062170218.jpg","filename":"CommonBroomrape.jpg"},"posted":1716105062},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800305,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800263
>Neanderthal woman
so a woman","attachment":null,"posted":1716109160},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800361,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The cockroach is the perfect organism.
>hundreds of millions of years old
>can eat literally anything
>survive weeks without food
>survive poison
>survive decapitation
>fly right at you in the middle of the night
>love getting wasted
>will inherit the earth
Vote cockroach.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716116231808122.jpg","filename":"cockroach-15093_1920.jpg"},"posted":1716116231},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800386,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800134","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716120103714777.jpg","filename":"icthyotitan.jpg"},"posted":1716120103},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800403,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Reasons you should vote for Rabbit
1. Bunnies are cute
2. Bunnies make good pets
3. This rabbit is very friendly
4. You would want to pet this rabbit and give it a carrot","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716124662171292.gif","filename":"1713419927826829.gif"},"posted":1716124662},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800442,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716130516744294.gif","filename":"5CB9E768-16D3-466A-A2EF-7C684EC3A093.gif"},"posted":1716130516},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800470,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800080
Voting for smelly apes? Couldn't be me. Lizards all the way","attachment":null,"posted":1716133542},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800486,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800184
I'm voting for this thing because it's probably the only animal in the running that has a bizarre musical number in an artsy indie game
youtube.com/watch?v=7u_O9adxtRM","attachment":null,"posted":1716134745},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800490,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Last year our run may have been SMASHED short but this year we're ready to SLAM the competition. If you're as smart as Heisenberg you will VOTE Toadline.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716135068074486.jpg","filename":"1ad.jpg"},"posted":1716135068},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800493,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800251
Ah ok thanks sounds fun
>>4800442
I get the reference","attachment":null,"posted":1716135394},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800499,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Look at her go!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716135853145868.gif","filename":"anglerfish in the wild.gif"},"posted":1716135853},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Garloid! Garloid! Garloid! Garloid! Garloid!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716136498798219.png","filename":"c6d39a5fcd9aa97255d7050c62509cfc.png"},"posted":1716136498},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800515,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Please look at these rabbits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVYGQ38M1TA
They are happy, you can be happy too if you vote bunny","attachment":null,"posted":1716137394},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800523,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800515
Also reminder rabbits are so powerful they can take on even the mighty crow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjekCuv6sZU","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716138231487221.jpg","filename":"1715713201667635.jpg"},"posted":1716138231},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800536,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Look at this Red Panda. Isn't it cute? Then why don't you vote for the Red Panda, one of the cutest animal out there.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716139063846406.jpg","filename":"Red Panda 3.jpg"},"posted":1716139063},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800545,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm only voting for the things I could take in a fight
>all insects and microorganisms
>all plants
>all fish
>cats
>dogs
>beaver
>chicken
>penguin
>echidna
>platypus
>fennec fox
>frogs
>goats
>hedhehog
>humans
>jerboa
>cobra
>koala
>meerkat
>opossum
>pet rock
>rabbit
>raccoon
>rat
>red panda
>seal
>bats
>elephant","attachment":null,"posted":1716139669},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800548,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800545
>He thinks he can take on a fucking elephant","attachment":null,"posted":1716139780},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800551,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716139945549844.png","filename":"12321123123123.png"},"posted":1716139945},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800553,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800551
Anchorin' it for the based retard that forgot >>4800071","attachment":null,"posted":1716140278},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800559,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800548
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.","attachment":null,"posted":1716140493},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800565,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800559
Ok, let's put this logic to practice. Go to Africa, find an elephant and attack it. No, you can't use a gun. See what happens.","attachment":null,"posted":1716140731},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800569,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800523
except for when they can’t…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0CaxdEWZt-s&pp=ygUQQ3JvdyBlYXRzIHJhYmJpdA%3D%3D","attachment":null,"posted":1716140955},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800573,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800565
anon, it’s pasta, you need more training","attachment":null,"posted":1716141132},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800575,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800573
No, he posted the pasta, he NEEDS to show he can take on an elephant.","attachment":null,"posted":1716141238},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800590,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800559
I knew the pasta was coming as soon as I saw the OP","attachment":null,"posted":1716143587},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800618,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800575
I can take on 5 African Elephants","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716147347474480.png","filename":"demon.png"},"posted":1716147347},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://youtu.be/yDSNJr__OiQ","attachment":null,"posted":1716148485},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800640,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800134
Oh no no no Ichthyotitan bros... Are we FRAUDS???","attachment":null,"posted":1716149240},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800642,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800094
a bunch of whores","attachment":null,"posted":1716149559},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800669,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"/bun/ member here
any other frequenters of generals reporting in?","attachment":null,"posted":1716152618},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800673,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800545
>can take insects in a fight
>but not arachnids
Good to see you know what happens to anyone who crosses the Arachnid Alliance :)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716152927027048.jpg","filename":"istock-1297895928.jpg"},"posted":1716152927},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800674,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800545
>he thinks he can win","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716153171129074.jpg","filename":"Dandelion.jpg"},"posted":1716153171},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800675,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800674
>blows on you softly","attachment":null,"posted":1716153368},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800677,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"radiodont master race reporting in","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716153452376581.png","filename":"20191201_Radiodonta_Amplectobelua_Anomalocaris_Aegirocassis_Lyrarapax_Peytoia_Laggania_Hurdia.png"},"posted":1716153452},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800678,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800675
Thanks for the blowjob, fucko
>reproduces","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716153566750890.png","filename":"dandelionblow.png"},"posted":1716153566},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800684,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800675
Bro, you're just spreading the seeds.","attachment":null,"posted":1716154194},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800701,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800070
I suggest we have the voting link in the OP for this. This isn't exactly main tourneys, most contestants won't realistically get OC so there's nothing wrong with the silent majority of /an/ influencing the outcome here.","attachment":null,"posted":1716155559},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800710,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716155975857221.jpg","filename":"duckweed2.jpg"},"posted":1716155975},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800713,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"1 hour before the tournament really begins. I have a good feeling about the Red Panda this year.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716156038113299.jpg","filename":"Red Panda 5.jpg"},"posted":1716156038},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800710
Looks comfy","attachment":null,"posted":1716156321},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800713
Red Panda will do well. It is, however, an insect year.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716156846805134.gif","filename":"goochi-goochi-goo-cockroach.gif"},"posted":1716156846},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800747,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800731
Yeah right. Most people aren't fans of insects, especially cockroaches. Hell, most people want cockroaches eliminated off the face of the earth. You'll be lucky to get past round 1.","attachment":null,"posted":1716157598},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800748,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800731
Wrong, Plants will win.
Get in.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716157651342919.jpg","filename":"nepenthes.jpg"},"posted":1716157651},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800759,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Plants...are strong!","attachment":null,"posted":1716158172},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800764,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800747
I'm not a fan of cockroaches bring in my house but I still think they're pretty metal in general so I'll be voting for them if they're in (just find a better picture)","attachment":null,"posted":1716158370},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800770,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4800701
Yeah I was starting to think the same thing.","attachment":null,"posted":1716158625},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800772,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800493
Allosaurus stands unaposed as one of the most successful macro-predatory animals of all time.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716158713551889.gif","filename":"MhvSlj.gif"},"posted":1716158713},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800774,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Okay but what organisms do you NOT want to get in?","attachment":null,"posted":1716158758},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800775,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800701
Is rather have /an/ons vote on this than I would /tnt/","attachment":null,"posted":1716158785},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800776,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800774
Humans
>I’m voting humans because I am one!
Is super lame and actually retarded","attachment":null,"posted":1716158846},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800778,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800701
I really think we can just move the forms back up to the OP again for all tournaments, but I agree that /an/ should be fine with it regardless.","attachment":null,"posted":1716158924},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800780,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800776
To be honest humans are pretty fucking rad","attachment":null,"posted":1716159002},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800781,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800774
The ones that don't exist","attachment":null,"posted":1716159050},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800786,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">5 minutes left","attachment":null,"posted":1716159342},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800788,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"5 crab minutes left","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716159388352648.png","filename":"1668568003651524.png"},"posted":1716159388},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800791,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800776
>>4800780
Yeah, objectively humanity has made every other organism its bitch. It's just a bit on the nose.","attachment":null,"posted":1716159659},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800794,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Post your predictions before the results are shown.","attachment":null,"posted":1716159727},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800797,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800794
>ENTER","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716159833184108.jpg","filename":"fred-wierum-allo-speedpaint-copy.jpg"},"posted":1716159833},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800798,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800794
Humans are seed #24 exactly.","attachment":null,"posted":1716159954},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800801,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800797
>>4800798
I have a feeling Cats and Dogs will have an extremely high seed","attachment":null,"posted":1716160170},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800803,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800677
pathetic","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716160291494704.jpg","filename":"EVk3I--WsAADbvv.jpg"},"posted":1716160291},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800805,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"AND THAT'S TIME!
Now please bear with me, as this part is usually the hardest thing to set up with any tournament. I'll have the results and Round 1 as soon I can muster.
If I take a little long I'll throw you guys a bone and reveal Top 10 seeds","attachment":null,"posted":1716160414},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800807,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800805
Alright. I just hope this dosen't take an hour.","attachment":null,"posted":1716160481},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800814,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800797
he smooth","attachment":null,"posted":1716160840},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800816,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800814
Smooth allo with some smooth moves","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716160951487318.jpg","filename":"fred-wierum-allosaurus-wikipedianew9wiki.jpg"},"posted":1716160951},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800818,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800774
Garloid because it's a meme and not even a real animal
>>4800791
I'm pretty sure stuff like extremely widespread microorganisms, tardigrades, ants and cockroaches beg to differ","attachment":null,"posted":1716160984},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800822,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800805
Bro are you typing everything manually or what because it has been 14 minutes and you haven't even told us the top 10.","attachment":null,"posted":1716161272},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800822
The top 10 normally doesn't get revealed that fast either way
Let him cook","attachment":null,"posted":1716161374},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800827,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800442
>>4800772
>>4800797
>>4800816
What's the difference between a T-rex and a allosaurus?","attachment":null,"posted":1716161522},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800830,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800827
An Allosaurus didn't job to a bird.","attachment":null,"posted":1716161647},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800831,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4800822
>it has been 14 minutes and you haven't even told us the top 10.
Fine... just for you.
1 - Bumblebee
2 - Frogs
3 - Watermelon
4 - Owls
5 - Coelacanth
6 - African Elephant
7 - Chicken
8 - Grizzly Bear
9 - Pistol Shrimp
10 - Praying Mantis
Don't worry too much. This isn't Tag Team 2021, we're not gonna take another 2 days. at worst I'll be like an hour behind at worse","attachment":null,"posted":1716161690},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800832,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800831
>Watermelon that fucking high
What the fuck?","attachment":null,"posted":1716161737},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800834,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800831
>8 - Grizzly Bear","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716161839158967.gif","filename":"bear-scream.gif"},"posted":1716161839},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800835,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800832
I'm surprised it's top three, but I think it's the funniest plant pick. It's so dumb, yet everyone knows it. I can see why it got a lot of votes.","attachment":null,"posted":1716161952},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800837,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800835
Also I'm surprised /an/ REALLY likes bees.","attachment":null,"posted":1716162093},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800838,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800827
Superficially and to the untrained eye, they look almost identical but they have a LOT of differences. For starters, Allosaurus is smaller, a lot smaller. T. Rex sits at around 10 tons while Allosaurus sits at 2 tons. Allo also had meat hooks for claws and possessed extremely well-developed arms for grappling unlike rexy. Allo also had a shorter, slimmer and thinner face and two crests atop of his eyes.
Allosaurus might seem like a straight downgrade from T. Rex but it couldn't be further from the truth.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716162102945892.jpg","filename":"frederic-wierum-theropod-face-biting-allo-1.jpg"},"posted":1716162102},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800840,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800831
Humans humbled. Bees bumbled.","attachment":null,"posted":1716162184},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800843,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Mmissedd the qualifiers. Hoping some good plants, fungi and rocks made it through. This board is heavily biased towards animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1716162314},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800845,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800827
>different family so 3 claws instead of 2
>wasn't wanked as much by pop culture in an effort to make it the #1 dino
>was smaller but actually had usable arms
>lived in Jurassic instead of Cretaceous
>had a distinctive skull with trademark growths above eyes (not horns)
>was the alpha predator of its time and arguably a more active hunter than T-Rex
>might have hunted in packs
>supposedly hunted Stegosaurus instea of Triceratops, though in reality both Al and T-Rex likely mostly hunted weak defenseless prey and only occasionally attacker tougher dinos when hungry","attachment":null,"posted":1716162358},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Wtf is the appeal of the Coelacanth?","attachment":null,"posted":1716162585},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800851,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800845
>though in reality both Al and T-Rex likely mostly hunted weak defenseless prey and only occasionally attacker tougher dinos when hungry
You're kinda wrong in this aspect actually. If I am not mistaken there was a recent paper published on allosaurus bite marks on the dinosaurs on morrison formation, and allo bite marks were EVERYWHERE. Even large sauropods had them, even other contemporary theropods had allo bite marks. There's even a documented case of a dick-shot on allosaurus by a stegosaurus. The big al specimen was found to have around 19 severe injuries and infections all around his body meaning that allosaurus were among the most aggressive and effective predators in their environment. Not to mention, they were cosmopolitan.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716162739357064.gif","filename":"dinosaur-dinosaurs.gif"},"posted":1716162739},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800852,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800849
It's an old ass fish, it looks cool, and it likely benefits from Animal Crossing exposure. Not every animal needs a whole myriad of reasons why people like it, and even then the coelacanth is still fascinating just for its endurance and lineage.","attachment":null,"posted":1716162873},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800853,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800849
It's THE old fish.","attachment":null,"posted":1716162892},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800854,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800851
Didn't one allosaurus just have his entire jaw fucking pulverized but not only survived but it healed and somehow lived afterwards?","attachment":null,"posted":1716162920},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800855,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800831
>Bear and Gorilla will alternate being in the elite 8 so they'll never have their fated matchup
Bros...","attachment":null,"posted":1716162969},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800856,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800831
Nice","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716163014221937.jpg","filename":"abigbee.jpg"},"posted":1716163014},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800857,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800852
>>4800853
But it's so fucking old","attachment":null,"posted":1716163075},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800858,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800855
If you think that's bad, just wait until what I have foreseen.","attachment":null,"posted":1716163077},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800859,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800855
I could have sworn we got that match or at least some other common hypothetical match.","attachment":null,"posted":1716163084},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800861,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800854
I can't stress this enough, but allosaurus is one of the most fucking rad prehistoric predators.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716163140023424.jpg","filename":"labrosaurus_ferox__broken_jaw_allosaurus_by_paleonerd01_deqi4qm-fullview.jpg"},"posted":1716163140},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800863,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800858
Stfu Homelander, you ain't got shit.","attachment":null,"posted":1716163158},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800866,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800859
We actually got it... somewhat? Well, T. Rex also had a thematic match with two of them, faced both of them and won.","attachment":null,"posted":1716163219},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800870,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Wanting thematic matches is why I spite vote certain animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1716163268},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800871,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800849
dumb fishe","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716163353767814.jpg","filename":"owo.jpg"},"posted":1716163353},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800875,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800849
You know the thing that got out of primordial soup and became everything we know as land vertebrates? Well, this is its closest relative.
This fish is closer to us than it is to any other fish.","attachment":null,"posted":1716163496},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800876,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800851
I mean, even if allosaurus actually did attack sauropods, it was likely very young or very old specimen, or wounded or dying ones. I.e. those that would have a handicap and have a hard time defending themselves.","attachment":null,"posted":1716163619},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800882,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800849
Everyone thought it was extinct for a while, then turned out it still lives on. It's a happy ending for an ancient animal you rarely get to see.","attachment":null,"posted":1716163919},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800886,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800876
Allosaurus belonged to a group of dinosaurs called Allosauroids, which includes the Carcharodontosaurids. They were specialized on hunting large animals like sauropods and were adapted to essentially bite a massive chunk out of their preys muslce, sinew and arteries and make them bleed out. Sure an allosaurus can't possibly bring down a single fully grown brontosaurus, but a mob of 10 all taking a bite and you're looking at a dead sauropod.","attachment":null,"posted":1716164037},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800898,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"ALRIGHT.
After several re-checkings, 3 separate heart attacks and enough mouse abuse to warrant a restraining order, I think we're done.
I PRESENT TO YOU:
https://rentry.org/jesusfuckitsdone","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164488974835.jpg","filename":"1615209633357.jpg"},"posted":1716164488},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800902,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800898","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164590073669.gif","filename":"allo-allosaurus.gif"},"posted":1716164590},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800903,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800898
Oh yeah, Red Pandas in the top 40, let's go.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164614830414.jpg","filename":"Red Panda 10.jpg"},"posted":1716164614},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800904,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800898
Why do some entries have an extra number next to them?","attachment":null,"posted":1716164628},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800905,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800898
>allosaurus
>99th place
Um, allobros, we shouldn’t have shittalked T. rex…","attachment":null,"posted":1716164647},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800907,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800898
>Nigersaurus is the highest seeded extinct animal","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164690656101.jpg","filename":"1713731204612036s.jpg"},"posted":1716164690},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800908,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800898
Time to SMASH the bracket and SLAM the competition into oblivion","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164744995605.jpg","filename":"FnJ7_K7WYAEof8U.jpg"},"posted":1716164744},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800909,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800907
I'm not surprised it's high, but I am surprised that it's at the top.","attachment":null,"posted":1716164761},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800911,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800907
>inb4 Nigersaurus vs Watermelon match up","attachment":null,"posted":1716164796},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800912,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800898
Emperor Scorpion has made it in?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164866659430.jpg","filename":"1708213790430.jpg"},"posted":1716164866},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800913,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800898
>humans missed top 10 by one spot
Okay, now that's funny.","attachment":null,"posted":1716164943},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800914,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">highest seeded prehistoric animal is nigersaurus at 21
So no one beat T Rex’s record of 14","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164957560057.png","filename":"7000F878-A9F4-4C1F-A265-86E223D1315C.png"},"posted":1716164957},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800915,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800898
Um....","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716164961265359.png","filename":"mistake was made I think.png"},"posted":1716164961},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800919,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800909
Hey, at least the second highest seeded extinct animal is none other than the Trike.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716165055145062.jpg","filename":"umpznmjfvsp31.jpg"},"posted":1716165055},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800922,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800886
We know Allosaurus ate sauropods, but that's about it. Everything else is speculation. I can believe they might have sometimes hunted younger, smaller sauropods in groups (which is another speculation), but everything past that is too much into the unknown.
And Cretaceous Carchatodontosauridae like Giga hunting sauropods is another can of worms, since the BBC documentary that popularized the idea of Gigas pack hunting Argentinosaurus is hardly the most credible source. I wouldn't use that as proof, and for a different genus too. It's just a big fat "maybe" at the end of the day.","attachment":null,"posted":1716165109},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800924,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800915
I assume host still had the lower seeds listed while figuring out the final order. If you want the ones that didn't qualify:
Koala - 7
Northern Cardinal - 7
Palaeoxodon Namadicus - 7
Rafflesia Arnoldii - 7
Tegu - 7
Jerboa - 6
Gustave The Man-Eating Burundian - 6
Destroying Angel - 6
Ginkgo Biloba - 6
Valonia Ventricosa - 6
Dragon’s Blood Tree - 5
Lagerstroemia Indica Reimu - 5
Ryegrass - 5
Gojirasaurus - 4
Jadera Haematoloma - 4","attachment":null,"posted":1716165191},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800927,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800898
Hey that could be worse!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716165284734319.png","filename":"image0-26.png"},"posted":1716165284},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800930,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800919
It’s kinda lame that
>lol it’s got le funneh N word name ecksdee
Has that much appeal","attachment":null,"posted":1716165384},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800931,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4800915
>>4800924
Basically yeah. Funny story about that
I thought I'd have to redo a whole chunk of the rentry because missed Venus Flytrap who had around 20+ votes
turns out I just misspelt it as "Venis" on accident lol","attachment":null,"posted":1716165391},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800932,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800914
Why the fuck isn't at least anomalocaris in the top 10 seeds? Isn't he supposed to be a massive meme?","attachment":null,"posted":1716165391},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800933,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800930
Homo erectus is funnier, and it ended up with a lower seed.","attachment":null,"posted":1716165408},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800934,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"anyways here are the brackets
https://challonge.com/WELCUM2THEJUNGLE
now onto the google forum. Praying not as much of a bitch this time","attachment":null,"posted":1716165512},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800935,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800905
We will stride on. Even if our first battle will be our last, we will still struggle to the top.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716165559818799.gif","filename":"the-allosaurus-allo.gif"},"posted":1716165559},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800936,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800934
>humans vs. white-tailed deer","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716165608096742.jpg","filename":"Mama.jpg"},"posted":1716165608},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800939,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800934
>>4800936
I didn't know it was hunting season.","attachment":null,"posted":1716165679},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800940,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800898
>dogs: 29
>cats: 48
Lol I knew the cat general was just an autism circlejerk","attachment":null,"posted":1716165681},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800934
Already some fun match-ups to start off.","attachment":null,"posted":1716165694},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800943,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800936","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716165739019019.png","filename":"fd0.png"},"posted":1716165739},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800944,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800934
>Facing the jew fish","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716165826237056.jpg","filename":"d80f83561199a3f85661ac2eca33f8807fff5dd3.jpg"},"posted":1716165826},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800945,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800934
Porpoises are finished this round.","attachment":null,"posted":1716165832},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800946,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800934
>Red Pandas are up against Frogs
This will be easy.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716165848663044.png","filename":"red panda staring 3.png"},"posted":1716165848},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">anglerfish vs dolphins
>dolphins are the lower seed
This is bizarre seeing how dolphins are THE normie marine animal but I'm not complaining. Anglerfish is cooler anyway, hope it can win.","attachment":null,"posted":1716166277},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800948,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800930
Not really. People like goofy things","attachment":null,"posted":1716166417},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800940
how
that’s also what /dog/ is what with the truckerfag and all","attachment":null,"posted":1716166491},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800951,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800947
Dolphins are assholes, so you either love or hate them as a result.","attachment":null,"posted":1716166560},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800957,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">fucking Wasps vs Brontosaurus","attachment":null,"posted":1716166886},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800959,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800957
Wasp:","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716167300278187.jpg","filename":"61F5CB20-DD52-4528-B00D-7C0CD1627B09.jpg"},"posted":1716167300},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800960,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800934
>the birds and the bees in the first match
Hip tournament","attachment":null,"posted":1716167652},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800961,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Emperor Scorpion is in the match-ups twice, one should be replaced with the next lowest seed.","attachment":null,"posted":1716167685},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800965,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4800961
oh shit, u rite
Koalabros, it's your lucky day","attachment":null,"posted":1716168420},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800966,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800898
Wait, where's Carnotaurus? I could've sworn it was nominated and on the form","attachment":null,"posted":1716168441},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800970,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4800965
disregard this last post I've appeared to somehow miss the Carnotaurus, who received 11 votes
>>4800966
thank you for your inquiry!","attachment":null,"posted":1716168882},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800977,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800970
Koalas BTFO","attachment":null,"posted":1716169257},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800991,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Kowalski, analysis about the tropical pitcher plant.","attachment":null,"posted":1716171144},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800994,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"Oh thank god we're almost there
expect new bread in like 20-30 minutes. Might extend R1 a day if people want the extra time to campaign and stuff","attachment":null,"posted":1716171591},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4800996,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800994
Maybe call the round an hour later than normal and go back to normal time afterwards.","attachment":null,"posted":1716171722},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4801000,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800959
cringe","attachment":null,"posted":1716172142},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4801015,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"THE DEED IS DONE
NEW BREAD SHORTLY","attachment":null,"posted":1716173933},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4801018,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801015
Finally....","attachment":null,"posted":1716174101},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4801028,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"SPAGET IN HERE RIGHT NOW
>>4801025","attachment":null,"posted":1716174741},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4801332,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800361
What is it about these fucking things that are so horrifying, even still images of these bastards on a web browser are enough to jumpscare me when animals like sharks and snakes don’t.","attachment":null,"posted":1716215770},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4801335,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800764
A picture of a Giant Cave Cockroach would do wonders for their poll results, the different shape and colors are less offputting than the shit brown that people usually associate with these bugs.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716216233225012.jpg","filename":"IMG_0452.jpg"},"posted":1716216233},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4801359,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801332
they are freaky but not that freaky anon lol","attachment":null,"posted":1716218156},{"board":"an","thread":4800070,"pid":4801458,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801335
Actually I think the bright colors are worse on them.","attachment":null,"posted":1716227278}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4800161,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What's the deal with cicadas? There's all this talk about how they're only supposed to come once every five, seven, 12, 15 years (the number changes every time this "fact" is mentioned,) but in reality, there are cicadas every single year. Every year. What's up?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716085498816727.jpg","filename":"IMG_0648a.jpg"},"posted":1716085498},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4800163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800161
>there are cicadas every single year. Every year.
Those are annual "dog-day" cicadas. Picrel and make a different sound","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716085693157949.jpg","filename":"Annual Cicada - Swamp Cicada Neotibicen tibicen tibicen 2008 1.jpg"},"posted":1716085693},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4800219,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800161
The Cicadan overlord beneath the earths crust sends his vanguard forces out in waves in preparation for the real heavy hitters to come in and sweep things up","attachment":null,"posted":1716092748},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4800494,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800161
>(the number changes every time this "fact" is mentioned,)
anon there's a bunch of different broods. Some come out every 13 years, some 17, (like our 2 current ones this year), some 9, some 11, some 3, some every year. So there are always cicadas, but some broods only come up sometimes. 13 years we'll have the 13 year brood again, and 4 more years after we'll have the 17 year brood again.","attachment":null,"posted":1716135410},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4800683,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800494
Seems like that sort of defeats the purpose of staying in the ground so long no one can specialize in eating you.","attachment":null,"posted":1716154033},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4800726,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800161
There are different species of cicada, anon.","attachment":null,"posted":1716156600},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4800767,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"some lag behind or emerge early aswell so its not uncommon to hear the bastards nearly every year to a degree","attachment":null,"posted":1716158512},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4800777,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800161
What's the deal with cicadas?
>doot doot-doot-doot-doot
>doot doodoodoodoot","attachment":null,"posted":1716158872},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4800792,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800683
Exactly, every year I hear "Oh yeah, this is gunna be a BAD YEAR for cicadas, they only come out every TEN YEARS ya'know, you can hear their obnoxious rattling from two miles away, BUT WAIT, in a beautiful and sentimental twist, the (local pretty bird) will get to flourish this year since they'll have such an abundance of food!
Even if there are multiple breeds emerging every year, why is this a news story reported and then repeated line for line by brain-dead normies every summer? Why not just take cicadas as a given?","attachment":null,"posted":1716159667},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4802612,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800792
this guy watches daytime news","attachment":null,"posted":1716326120},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4802684,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I just scooped a bunch into my hands and became a lord.","attachment":null,"posted":1716332000},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4803696,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800494
Why are they all odd numbers?","attachment":null,"posted":1716418037},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4803791,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803696
nature loves prime numbers and the fibonacci sequence","attachment":null,"posted":1716420894},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4806279,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are these guys safe for my box turtle to eat?
Also what’s the best way to kill it before feeding it to him (so it’s not flying everywhere), or should I just feed him ones that are still white?","attachment":null,"posted":1716652156},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4806283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800161
every year emerge cicadas that have been underground from the previous 17 years or so,each passing year and so on
dumbass","attachment":null,"posted":1716652582},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4806289,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800792
Normal people try to find wonder and mystery in everyday life. I know, it's really pathetic. This post is not sarcastic.","attachment":null,"posted":1716653418},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4806303,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800726
And each follows it's own cicadian rhythm.","attachment":null,"posted":1716654964},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4806497,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806303
good wordplay *kisses you*","attachment":null,"posted":1716670018},{"board":"an","thread":4800161,"pid":4806732,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800161
People will says it's because of the noise but holy shit if you sit on your porch after a hearty meal and listen to their droning you WILL fall asleep","attachment":null,"posted":1716687048}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800170,"pid":4800170,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What type of dog is this? We had it for 3 years. Her nickname is cuckold.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716086702651301.jpg","filename":"1653001402027.jpg"},"posted":1716086702},{"board":"an","thread":4800170,"pid":4800172,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800170
Babbledor badiever","attachment":null,"posted":1716086762},{"board":"an","thread":4800170,"pid":4800222,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800170
Is it really worth it, bikecucks?","attachment":null,"posted":1716093144},{"board":"an","thread":4800170,"pid":4800231,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800222
Listen mr trips, last thing I want to do is behead a heckin pupperino labradoodle. But I REFUSE to sit on a seat that comes with my Tesla electric bike...its not ergonomic for my thicc man bussy!","attachment":null,"posted":1716093888},{"board":"an","thread":4800170,"pid":4800234,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800170
Black dog","attachment":null,"posted":1716094113},{"board":"an","thread":4800170,"pid":4800242,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">be dog named cuckold
>literally do nothing her whole life
what is her problem actually?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716094767018860.jpg","filename":"IMG_20210315_132236.jpg"},"posted":1716094767},{"board":"an","thread":4800170,"pid":4800248,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800222
>>dubs and trips
checked","attachment":null,"posted":1716095495},{"board":"an","thread":4800170,"pid":4800320,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800222
jej","attachment":null,"posted":1716110666}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800205,"pid":4800205,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Would you watch a show about tranimals busting each other's crustholes?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716091373325683.png","filename":"gay lion butthokle crusty sex.png"},"posted":1716091373},{"board":"an","thread":4800205,"pid":4800220,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"How can there be tranimals when transexuality is a human concept anon?","attachment":null,"posted":1716092887},{"board":"an","thread":4800205,"pid":4800239,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800205
I’ve never heard that expression before. What is its meaning?","attachment":null,"posted":1716094623},{"board":"an","thread":4800205,"pid":4800383,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800239
Crust?
It's a joke about the TLOU series, there was a episode with to fags and people started asking how could they waste water during the apocalypse for "anal prep" and then started joking that they didn't wash their asses and fucked with hardened excrement in their assholes called "crust", and penetration is "breaking the crust".
Yes, /tv/ is fucked in the head.","attachment":null,"posted":1716119386},{"board":"an","thread":4800205,"pid":4800384,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm drunk and didn't see the middle eyes so I thought the top lion had a giant misshapen head at first.","attachment":null,"posted":1716119484},{"board":"an","thread":4800205,"pid":4800392,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"And then for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power.","attachment":null,"posted":1716121634},{"board":"an","thread":4800205,"pid":4800519,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800383
Well. I never would have guessed that. Probably won’t ever watch the show but that is kinda funny lol","attachment":null,"posted":1716137873},{"board":"an","thread":4800205,"pid":4801057,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800383
i like /tv/ and hate faggos","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716177629391248.jpg","filename":"1715630849781082.jpg"},"posted":1716177629}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800240,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">this is the closest living relative to a T-rex","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716094627491771.jpg","filename":"1462061.jpg"},"posted":1716094627},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800247,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800240
someone post the giant white one","attachment":null,"posted":1716095386},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800290,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800247","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716105835456206.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240421_062908_932.jpg"},"posted":1716105835},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800292,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"what, the chicken specifically? what about all the other birds?","attachment":null,"posted":1716106203},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800346,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I don't like when people say birds "are" dinosaurs. It triggers my jimmies.
The main difference as a layman is that dinosaurs have teeth and birds don't. I think that's a pretty good distinction.
It's like humans are not apes, because apes are hairy. It's not a scientific distinction maybe but a linguistic one.","attachment":null,"posted":1716115043},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800348,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800346
I do think that scientists, especially some palaeontologists, need to improve their science communication skills to get the public on-board with their discoveries (the more the public cares the more funding you get). But birds ARE dinosaurs, same as humans ARE apes. Why lie to the layman? People can grasp these concepts.","attachment":null,"posted":1716115509},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800349,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800346
>dinosaurs have teeth and birds d-ACK!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716115597541542.jpg","filename":"content-1645001721-do-geese-have-teeth-geese-teeth.jpg"},"posted":1716115597},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800355,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800346
You have to understand that normalfags think evolution is like Pokemon where it's just 1 species changing into 1 species.","attachment":null,"posted":1716115878},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800385,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800348
> But birds ARE dinosaurs, same as humans ARE apes.
See I would say humans are not apes (but yes primates). Apes are what we evolved from, not what we still are. Dinosaurs are what birds evolved from.
Because if you go back far enough we're all fish.","attachment":null,"posted":1716119515},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800405,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800240
das rite ape boi","attachment":null,"posted":1716125169},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800449,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800385
Fuck you I'm not a fish. I'm an ambulatory multicellular bacterial mat.","attachment":null,"posted":1716131146},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800454,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800346
Dinosaur is not a type like pitbull or husky where if enough traits change it stops being a pitbull and becomes a toadline or klee klai, and every sufficiently similar dog is part of the type, like staffordshires, american bullies, and APBTs are all "pitbulls" and malamutes, alaskan huskies, and siberian huskies are all casually referred to as "huskies".
Evolution is not dog breeding, and classification is for scientific purposes, not social purposes.
Dinosaur is a clade, it's a hierarchical classification system. Remember "all toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads"?
And you can not evolve out of a clade because the classification system is a hierarchy. You are not an ape because you are hairy, you are an ape because you ARE AN APE. You are the direct descendant of apes. You are a derived type of ape. You will never stop being an ape. As your descendants change they will always just be "An ape, but, and, with a"
Because this is how we classify life. It's arranged according to evolutionary descent.
>>4800385
Yes, humans ARE apes.
>buttttt i consider that insulting
Trannies consider being called men insulting but no matter what, they were born from men, as men, and will live and die as men. They will never be women. You will always be an ape. And a lobe finned fish. In fact, your mother goes further than that and looks like a whale. But your skeletal remains will tell the story - you are an ape as much as a troon is a man, now and until the end of time. You'd have to draft a fake anatomy book and cremate your body to convince the future otherwise.","attachment":null,"posted":1716132326},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800457,"name":"Jesus Christ","msg":"Sup dudes, your buddy Jesus here
I spoke to God and he confirmed that birds are dinosaurs and humans are apes.
Also, I wasn't an ugly jew. My contemporaries described me as handsome and fair. And yes, I DID smoke weed, but only a little, and it wasn't the strong stuff. Big deal. God said it was ok as long as I got a job. Now stop wearing mixed fabrics or you're all going to be sent to hell if you get caught defending that shit in front of st peter.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716132529420954.jpg","filename":"11-28-CH-Jesus-holding-computer-okay-gesture.jpg"},"posted":1716132529},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800481,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800454
>>4800457
… trvke?","attachment":null,"posted":1716134162},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800497,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800457
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1716135590},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800504,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800292
They are all equally related to T-Rex because they are all more related to each other than they are to T-Rex.","attachment":null,"posted":1716136174},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4800624,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800454
>Cladelord with common sense tries to educate literal brainlets that use religion as the basis of social construct.
/an/ has been dead for a long time man, not worth trying...","attachment":null,"posted":1716148099},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4801092,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800624
and what is it that you use as “the basis of social construct”?","attachment":null,"posted":1716180555},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4801283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800454
>Dinosaur is a clade, it's a hierarchical classification system. Remember "all toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads"?
Actually "Toads" do not exist, all Anura are Anura.","attachment":null,"posted":1716210300},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4801656,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800290
this species is brahma and second largest compared to the jersey giant. i love brahmas they’re idiots","attachment":null,"posted":1716242634},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4802131,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716276249991840.jpg","filename":"d8ecabt-7d453b93-2e26-4f3e-98bd-18b2ac523172.jpg"},"posted":1716276249},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4802133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800240","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716277439494376.png","filename":"1686627062767812debunked1.png"},"posted":1716277439},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4802164,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800454
Trvthnvke and based","attachment":null,"posted":1716281895},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4802174,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800504
theyre not even that related to trex either since their ancestor is not trex because it existed at the time as trex, and even then, you have go back to early jurassic, to find their last common ancestor, maybe even the triassic since that was when the major groups of dinosaur lineages started","attachment":null,"posted":1716282720},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4804216,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800240
Yes?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716465946234165.jpg","filename":"qq5ctfaxadx31.jpg"},"posted":1716465946},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4804244,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802133
It seems like the retard who added the text to this image believe that avians actually evolved from the bird hipped dinosaurs. kek","attachment":null,"posted":1716469697},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4804324,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"No, that would be my mother-in-law.","attachment":null,"posted":1716478202},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4804995,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804216
Hawkbros… our response?","attachment":null,"posted":1716530731},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4806154,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800240
>closest living relative
not true. all birds are equally close to any non-avian dinosaur.","attachment":null,"posted":1716638225},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4806156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800385
>Because if you go back far enough we're all fish.
small price to pay for making 'fish' monophiletic.","attachment":null,"posted":1716638293},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4806160,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806154
to clarify: they are closer to some dinosaurs than to others. but once you choose a non-avian dinosaur, all birds are equally close to it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716638648},{"board":"an","thread":4800240,"pid":4806163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800240
through the miracle of science, it's completely possible to turn him back into a dinosaur right now anon","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716638776161101.jpg","filename":"dino.jpg"},"posted":1716638776}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800342,"pid":4800342,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"SMASHED AND SLAMMED BULLY THREAD post your favorite","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716113781694865.png","filename":"FnNVGLnaUAAdgZ2.png"},"posted":1716113781},{"board":"an","thread":4800342,"pid":4800345,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4787652","attachment":null,"posted":1716114594},{"board":"an","thread":4800342,"pid":4800469,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800342","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716133534450722.webm","filename":"1682188651622627.webm"},"posted":1716133534},{"board":"an","thread":4800342,"pid":4800503,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800342
Learn to use the catalogue","attachment":null,"posted":1716136058}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800351,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Does anyone know the breed of this beautiful cat? It was spotted in Bali.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716115667796852.jpg","filename":"IMG_3664.jpg"},"posted":1716115667},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800353,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"brown recluse","attachment":null,"posted":1716115747},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800360,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800353
Thanks for ur participation.","attachment":null,"posted":1716116229},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800369,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800351
It's just a cat bro. Cats aren't like dogs. If it has no papers it has no breed.","attachment":null,"posted":1716116979},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800371,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800369
Explain","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716117368726528.jpg","filename":"IMG_3669.jpg"},"posted":1716117368},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800520,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800351
Kinda just looks like your average cat man
>>4800371
>Australian Mist
Probably the weirdest name I’ve ever heard for a breed","attachment":null,"posted":1716138039},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800528,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800371
Cats weren't domesticated like dogs. Dogs were domesticated for very specific jobs, in a variety of climates, from the first examples of canine domestication. Herders, ratters, guard dogs etc. Even landrace breeds have insane variety, look at the landrace breeds from Siberia vs Africa.
Cats, until very recently, have always just been cats. Cats were only really used for one actual job, to rat (whether they were good at that or not is irrelevant). They were also cute and cuddly and made your kid happy. The only real variety they had was down to climate.
Cat breeds, distinguished in the same way dog and horse breeds are, are a very recent phenomenon. So recent that cat breeds have yet to influence feral and stray populations in any meaningful way, like dog breeds have.
For this reason, if a cat has no pedigree, it doesn't belong to any breed. It's just a cat.","attachment":null,"posted":1716138435},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800538,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800528
Its actually because every civilized region has exterminated feral domesticated animals EXCEPT FOR cats so constant genetic contamination from strays reduces distinct characteristics. Most people have no need for a breeder because they can just pick up and re-abandon cats until they get one they like. Historically, you could not actually keep an indoor cat. Neutering and spaying was uncommon, dangerous, and pointless. ALL cats had to live outside because they are awful, stupid animals that will piss all over your house if not forcibly modified. So cats haven't even been really kept and bred except for the past few hundred years. Even if we wanted to, cats are too stupid and dirty to put up with long enough to really breed them on purpose, and then neutering came along.
Also see: Why foxes aren't pets. They are naturally shitty, filthy, annoying animals.
Meanwhile every other domesticated animal (horses, dogs, swine, cattle) that can live free and survive on its own also does clear and direct harm, like trampling land, killing livestock, and attacking people, due to being large enough, so they HAVE to be kept confined. Luckily these are all smart enough to adapt to society (organized confinement for humans and animals) so they do well in homes and behind fences. However useless one of these is somewhere they still get selectively bred just because they are not/can not be allowed to be wild.
The harm cats do is fuzzy and indirect. With (clueless) human support, they destroy vast swaths of the ecosystem and spread a parasitic disease that kills 750 people a year in the US alone. But we can't directly observe these like we can observe "horses walked across my field and now all the plants are fucking gone", so normies middling IQ scores are insufficient to notice the evils of roaming cats, and cat domestication has been severely hampered
This can, and will be remedied.","attachment":null,"posted":1716139330},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800543,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800538
Let me see if I can extract a cognizant point out of this schizophrenic anal-bleeding meltdown.
>constant genetic contamination from strays reduces distinct characteristics
This is true, and it also a big reason why cat breeds are a very recent phenomenon. Due to the historical job of domestic cats, controlling cat breeding wasn't necessary and made no sense. Any unique characteristics, either physically or behaviourally, would only come about due to climate.
>cat domestication has been severely hampered
The advent of cat breeds has actually improved everything about cat breeding and owning imo. Making cats more expensive means more of an incentive to keep them inside, and controlled breeding is always a good thing.
That's it, everything else is just screaming.
Remember to seriously consider buying your cat from a breeder, anons. You won't regret it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716139630},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800567,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800528
A breed is any distinguishable lineage of animal with unique characteristics within a species. Breed is not unique to dogs and is applicable to cats too regardless of how "recent" certain breed lineages are in comparison. This is not even considering how new cat domestication is in general when compared to dogs so even if that argument was valid it wouldn't work as the emergence of breeds syncs up with the timeline of cats being pets as a whole.
Take one look at a persian, russian blue or siamese and then tell me if cats don't have breeds.","attachment":null,"posted":1716140825},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800589,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800567
Every point in this reply has been addressed in >>4800528. I think you should learn how to read.","attachment":null,"posted":1716143383},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800626,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800543
>and controlled breeding is always a good thing
Lol. Munchkins, Sphinxes, modern pug faced Persians.
And while you can screen for genetic defects that's usually offset by all the ones introduced by the extreme inbreeding required to ensure every cat your factory produces looks the same. The only cat breeds on par with or better than a random street cat are old regional variants like the Maine Coon, and they gradually degrade as breeders keep smashing and slamming them. The same would largely hold true for dogs if shitbulls weren't polluting the mutt genepool.","attachment":null,"posted":1716148182},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800630,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800589
I read it and it doesn't disprove the notion of cats not having breeds. Cats have breeds wether you like it or not just as any other animal.","attachment":null,"posted":1716148452},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4800635,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800351
Not really a breed, just a domestic shorthair. coat color is a bicolor gray tabby based on pic related though.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716148766459786.jpg","filename":"jk1hor2f5hf11.jpg"},"posted":1716148766},{"board":"an","thread":4800351,"pid":4801088,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800635
what an extensive chart
saved","attachment":null,"posted":1716180426}]}
{"title":"Wally the emotional support alligator killed and harvested for meat","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800429,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The coward is now dodging all calls and refusing to answer his door","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716129031821220.png","filename":"1716081694151882.png"},"posted":1716129031},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800430,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"so are we just going to have tourist faggots spam this shit for days on end just like the chinks and the cats thing?","attachment":null,"posted":1716129080},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800432,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800430
This was posted a day ago, you retard.","attachment":null,"posted":1716129244},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800434,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800429
Justice for Wally","attachment":null,"posted":1716129527},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800436,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800434
Sadly, no justice will be given. The owner is very humble and apparently doesn't fault the tracker who did (very illegal) things.","attachment":null,"posted":1716129685},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800441,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800432
i know, it was posted in the other fucking thread about this you spamming faggot","attachment":null,"posted":1716130420},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800443,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800429
Pray this asshole gets murdered. Lowlife faggot will have a target on his back for the rest of his life.","attachment":null,"posted":1716130591},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800444,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800441
Why are you so bitter? Have you ever had sex?","attachment":null,"posted":1716130641},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800446,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800436
This is a time for vigilante justice.","attachment":null,"posted":1716130749},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800468,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800429
Or, in other words, the gator died because of natural causes/retarded owners and they invented an evil trapper to cover it up and milk the last bit of money left.","attachment":null,"posted":1716133462},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800641,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800429
If true, from his perspective he still just illegally killed a random wild alligator encroacing on civilization. Silly that he's the one getting crucified rather than the guys who stole the alligator in the first place. Also emotional support animal is the gayest term ever dreamed up for unconventional pet.
>>4800430
Probably. Blame tv for giving reddit unreleastic fantasies about what 4chuck.sneed does.","attachment":null,"posted":1716149435},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800676,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800641
Well, is there some proof of it being stolen??
The boomer owner simply might forgot to lock/secure the enclosure as he left for a whole day and the gator got out.","attachment":null,"posted":1716153424},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4800829,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800641
I don't care how many are responsible. This still fucking blows for the owner.","attachment":null,"posted":1716161632},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801094,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I sincerely hope this isn’t true or at the very least we get official
Now maybe it’s because I’m a far right chud and think most of society are hypersocialized cattle normies and I’m obsessed with honor and integrity and all that shit, but I am just saying that if my pet was killed I’d kill the faggot
>inb4 hehe but
Nigger kill my dog and see what happens","attachment":null,"posted":1716180774},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801105,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716181294479795.gif","filename":"7A8EDBDA-17DD-4C30-AAB3-9C33AE7754D9.gif"},"posted":1716181294},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801111,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I am optimistic and I like to believe that hopefully Wally is alive and will be found
Or at least that we closure","attachment":null,"posted":1716181621},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801120,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800436
>tracker lies, property owner covers for him
>tracker's life is now ruined even though he lied to avoid that, property owner's life likely going to be ruined too
People who behave in retarded manners don't deserve sympathy. It's like when those cops in Florida euthanized a python they weren't supposed to last year and acted as if they were victims in the situation too.","attachment":null,"posted":1716182003},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801232,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800429
There are more than 1 million alligators in the US. Just tell the dude to raise another one lmao
This practice was fucking dangerous anyway imagine wanting an alligator of even that size to be around children.
That old man was playing with fire.","attachment":null,"posted":1716200011},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801232
This is the land of the free, like it or not","attachment":null,"posted":1716200777},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801238,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I plan on going gator hunting someday","attachment":null,"posted":1716202118},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801247,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801236
That's life in prison in case his alligator managed to kill a kid. In my country it would just be 2 years at most.","attachment":null,"posted":1716203093},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801256,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801238
I plan on hunting (you) someday
If you hunt anything it should be invasive species not the good guys
kill the Pythons and Green Iguanas","attachment":null,"posted":1716205332},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801259,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801247
Does your country happen to give life in prison for hate speech against the anti christians?","attachment":null,"posted":1716205427},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801278,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801238
Why hunt them?
>>4801256
Iguanas are invasive over there too?","attachment":null,"posted":1716208925},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801314,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"If the tracker didn’t know, and is terrified of telling the owner, I can partially sympathize, but otherwise there’d be blood.","attachment":null,"posted":1716214029},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801316,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This whole storyline reminds me of that Nicholas Cage ‘Pig’ or whatever. He spent the whole movie searching for his pet pig that got stolen, only to learn it died in the scuffle.
Very unsatisfying ending.","attachment":null,"posted":1716214102},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801317,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801232
This is like saying “Just make another autistic child lmao” since Wally was legitimately brain damaged and a special needs alligator.","attachment":null,"posted":1716214163},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801322,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801094
If someone took away my friend and I knew who they were I’d gouge their eyes out
Those cops in the states that shoot chihuahuas? I’d fucking murder them in full glee","attachment":null,"posted":1716214540},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4801354,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801317
That does kind of change things. So even if he was released and not dead he would definitely still die","attachment":null,"posted":1716217795},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4803044,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801256
>>4801278
gators are well managed and have stable populations i enjoy hunting eating and plan to make items out of its hide, i shoot invasive animals all the time. this year i got a white tail deer and probs 25 squirrels hunting","attachment":null,"posted":1716358779},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4803510,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800444
How does one's virginity factor into his comments?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716406480620936.jpg","filename":"1715293405237574.jpg"},"posted":1716406480},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4803523,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803510
He's a tranny. It's like an incel after hormones, crossdress and still no sex.","attachment":null,"posted":1716407067},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4803528,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801094
based but a gator isn't like even a python so it's understandable mix up. I doubt the trapper would have killed it if he knew it was someone's pet.
>>4801322
good man.
>>4803523
it just strikes me as not important to the conversation.","attachment":null,"posted":1716407241},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4803629,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803510
>>4803528
it’s all these “people” can think about and the only insult they know","attachment":null,"posted":1716413248},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4803770,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Most humans are heartless, unconscious creatures.","attachment":null,"posted":1716420272},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4803963,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801120
I just don't understand why people are mad at the property owner and the gator removal guy but not the "pranksters" who "stole" the pet alligator?
Shit sucks that the alligator died, but it was safe where it was, blame the people who removed it from the safety of its owner's care.","attachment":null,"posted":1716431586},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4804102,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">no link to post
>alligator hunting dosent start till August
fuck off and die with this horrible bait","attachment":null,"posted":1716441753},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4804107,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801322
exterminating chihuahuas is based","attachment":null,"posted":1716442502},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4804108,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801317
>just make another mentally defective life
I agree that's an incredibly stupid sentiment.","attachment":null,"posted":1716442633},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4804234,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803963
Who says we aren't mad at the pranksters, dipshit? We still need more context. If anything, the people are only mad at the tracker for keeping quiet and refusing to answer the door.","attachment":null,"posted":1716468374},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4804481,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800429
Faggot deserves a bullet shot down his throat. Poor Wally.","attachment":null,"posted":1716492066},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4804506,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804107
Why? Are you Chinese?","attachment":null,"posted":1716494093},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4804523,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801232
>/an/ - we hate animals and nature","attachment":null,"posted":1716495895},{"board":"an","thread":4800429,"pid":4804525,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803044
You don't do shit, fatass. You're posting this from some city shithole.","attachment":null,"posted":1716496025}]}
{"title":"animal equialents thread","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4800255,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"shelley duvall = greyhound","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716096933016578.jpg","filename":"024353bb32fe33326ee1c5b23bbb4c5a-3271148003.jpg"},"posted":1716096933},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4800285,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800255
Admit it OP. You just wanted to speak out your autistic thoughts more than you wanting to make a thread about comparing animals to celebrities.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716103946908312.png","filename":"1710557732420726.png"},"posted":1716103946},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4800286,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800285
guilty as charged","attachment":null,"posted":1716104524},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4800300,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Dichen Lachman is a Tibetan fox
Ron Perlman is a cat
Adam Driver is a cat
Jamie Hyneman is a walrus
No I won't post a pic because I have to phonepost and hate phones but you can look all of those up easily. This site needs multi image posting like other chans.","attachment":null,"posted":1716108138},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4800310,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800255
jack nicholson = wolf","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716109605757855.jpg","filename":"4e12fceef83b7ea79b9e9327020a2e37.jpg"},"posted":1716109605},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4800529,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800255
Physiognomy wins again","attachment":null,"posted":1716138464},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4800815,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800310
I dissagree. His stare, grin and smile screams simian. He has that soulless, malevolent and sinister demeanor that only an ape can give off.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716160935986620.jpg","filename":"7kq374k6ypt61.jpg"},"posted":1716160935},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4802211,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716290452638119.jpg","filename":"whatifmikenesmithwasacat.jpg"},"posted":1716290452},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4802465,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"average finnish man = budgie","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716313308227012.jpg","filename":"Finnish Budgerigar.jpg"},"posted":1716313308},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4802508,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802465
jej","attachment":null,"posted":1716315913},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4803205,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Don't touch my shelly shelly. She's an angel.","attachment":null,"posted":1716377092},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4803419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
When I saw her walking down the street,
I thought she was
Shelley, Shelley!
Now that we're together
I'm absolutely sure that she's
Shelley, Shelley!
Move into my mom's house with me,
Shelley Shelley!
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of
Shelley, Shelley!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716401688508028.jpg","filename":"hqdefault.jpg"},"posted":1716401688},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4803831,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800286
what a king","attachment":null,"posted":1716422103},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4803933,"name":"Name","msg":"Jay-Z with sunglasses bears a striking resemblance to Joe Camel","attachment":null,"posted":1716430105},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4803937,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"ron perlman","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716430306683690.jpg","filename":"yo.jpg"},"posted":1716430306},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4804993,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802465
Lol. Terve. They also look like snowmen.","attachment":null,"posted":1716530510},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4805000,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803937
Ron is a neanderthal, which tecthnicaly is an animal to compare to.","attachment":null,"posted":1716530993},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4805068,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803937
Can’t. Unsee it,,.","attachment":null,"posted":1716536338},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4806553,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803937
>>4805000","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716675528751883.jpg","filename":"189874264877682.jpg"},"posted":1716675528},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4806584,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806553
perfect match…","attachment":null,"posted":1716677219},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4806662,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806584
That note aside, Quest for Fire is actually a pretty good film if you set aside the dated accuracy. The Sabertooth and Mammoth look quite nice.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716681102379659.jpg","filename":"saber.jpg"},"posted":1716681102},{"board":"an","thread":4800255,"pid":4807889,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806662
Neat, maybe I’ll check it out sometime","attachment":null,"posted":1716796357}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4800697,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why did he do it?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716155170713612.jpg","filename":"IMG_1472.jpg"},"posted":1716155170},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4800705,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"why did he do it?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716155709493522.png","filename":"1710133673928419.png"},"posted":1716155709},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4800707,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why did he do it?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716155853335090.jpg","filename":"800px-Christopher_Poole_at_XOXO_Festival_September_2012[1].jpg"},"posted":1716155853},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4800841,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697
He had nothing to lose and everything to gain","attachment":null,"posted":1716162275},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4800978,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The water had become too main stream.","attachment":null,"posted":1716169325},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4800984,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697
he had that bde! that's his era, he thought "bouta cook that landussy ong!" and he slay fr!","attachment":null,"posted":1716170425},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4800999,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why did he do it?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716172117178358.jpg","filename":"IMG_8612.jpg"},"posted":1716172117},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4801007,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697
Same reason I did your mom - because he could.","attachment":null,"posted":1716172585},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4801060,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697
Because he wanted you to pay taxes","attachment":null,"posted":1716178027},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4801072,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697
>>4800705
>>4801060
I don't care who the Discovery Channel sends, I'm not paying taxes.","attachment":null,"posted":1716179185},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4801178,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800707
He's a nerd","attachment":null,"posted":1716192505},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4802243,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800705
because politics","attachment":null,"posted":1716294293},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4802245,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"indomitable will of the soon to be human spirit","attachment":null,"posted":1716294414},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4802273,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800707
He did it for his mom
.","attachment":null,"posted":1716301251},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4803130,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800707
it's all explained in The Social Network","attachment":null,"posted":1716364759},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4803133,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716365853889553.jpg","filename":"evolution family.jpg"},"posted":1716365853},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4803134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"bug yummy tasty mmmmmm","attachment":null,"posted":1716366045},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4803209,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697
Why did he do it?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716377898037371.jpg","filename":"euthycarcinoid.jpg"},"posted":1716377898},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4803210,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803209
jellyfishes","attachment":null,"posted":1716378169},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4803220,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697
something something he was born into this world","attachment":null,"posted":1716380158},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4803228,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697
He was giving you an opportunity. What you do from now on is up to you.","attachment":null,"posted":1716381701},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4803833,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697
I'll let you in on a secret, it wasn't free will","attachment":null,"posted":1716422172},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4805700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697
he wanted to stretch his legs","attachment":null,"posted":1716586972},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4805721,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697
To test his abilities","attachment":null,"posted":1716588951},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4805725,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800697
What if he didn't?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716589219870077.jpg","filename":"dream.jpg"},"posted":1716589219},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4805735,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805725
Land? Air? The 2024 President Election? Bro, you must have hit your head really hard. Come on, let's go hunt some trilobites.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716590107084126.jpg","filename":"1660732264113664.jpg"},"posted":1716590107},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4805740,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"He didn't. Genesis gives the most accurate account of origins that can be found. JESUS CHRIST loves you and in him you will find salvation and eternity in heaven.","attachment":null,"posted":1716591038},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4805747,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802245
>soon
Hundreds of millions of years","attachment":null,"posted":1716591657},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4806090,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800707
For the lulz.","attachment":null,"posted":1716626230},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4806134,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"To get to the other side.","attachment":null,"posted":1716635844},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4806173,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805735
back when things were simple and chuddie…","attachment":null,"posted":1716639661},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4806286,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why did they do it?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716652902128516.jpg","filename":"bacteria PENETRATING archaean cellular membrane.jpg"},"posted":1716652902},{"board":"an","thread":4800697,"pid":4806512,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4806286
you don’t need to be so lewd…","attachment":null,"posted":1716671508}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800769,"pid":4800769,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Can anyone identify these 2 southern nevada residents I have?
This little guy (I think a jumping spider) has been holed up in my window for about 2-3 months, and I passed over his general area when spraying for bugs.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716158611809508.jpg","filename":"Resize_20240519_153514_4870.jpg"},"posted":1716158611},{"board":"an","thread":4800769,"pid":4800771,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800769
This little guy (or girl) is my new garage tenant. Unfortunately they're probably going to die if they hit the corners, because I use onslaught fast cap.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716158694446032.jpg","filename":"Resize_20240519_153514_4251.jpg"},"posted":1716158694},{"board":"an","thread":4800769,"pid":4801077,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800769
>>4800771
Brown reclusives.","attachment":null,"posted":1716179634},{"board":"an","thread":4800769,"pid":4801079,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801077
no theyre obviously black widows","attachment":null,"posted":1716179732}]}
{"title":"The /an/lympics 2024: ROUND 1","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801025,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT!
►VOTE: https://forms.gle/AVZFiNEoY2oEfEdY9
—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-64-plants-and-animals-to-leave-the-establishment-kumx
►Bracket: https://challonge.com/WELCUM2THEJUNGLE
►Previous threads:
Discussion...?: >>4797374
Nominations: >>4799223
Qualifiers: >>4800070
Round 1: [YOU ARE HERE]
►Judges: Yotsuba, /an/-tan, a baker's dozen of Crows in a trenchcoat
►The following Elite 8™ members are barred from participation:
>Crows
>Tyrannosaurus Rex
>Mantis Shrimp
>Gorilla
>Sharks
>Giant Pacific Octopus
>Axolotl
>Orangutan
►Hosts:
All me baby","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716174656573501.png","filename":"Foxy Fox.png"},"posted":1716174656},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801027,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"OC ANCHOR","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716174680624580.jpg","filename":"crows-at-anchor-john-king.jpg"},"posted":1716174680},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801029,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"First for dolphins!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716175060033837.jpg","filename":"Har Har.jpg"},"posted":1716175060},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801030,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">sponge vs cockroach
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1716175082},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801031,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"Due note that because Desuarchive (for some reason) doesn't allow themselves to be added to Google Forums so I couldn't make everyone's picture the same as it was in the nominations
if u want it changed then just reply to this post with the organism and image you want","attachment":null,"posted":1716175109},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801033,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801031
I didn't nominate Rat I just think he should be cooler","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716175311591434.jpg","filename":"1713821035393434m.jpg"},"posted":1716175311},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801034,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801031
The polar bear picture there is fine, but I did like the nomination pic for it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716175493523230.jpg","filename":"Rip and tear until it's done.jpg"},"posted":1716175493},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801036,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801025
>tiger vs honey badger
What the actual FUCK
This is a finale-tier match-up
Who do I vote for??
I'd hate seeing either of them go in Round 1","attachment":null,"posted":1716175560},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801036
Yeah, I was torn on this one too. Leaning on tigers right now, but could change my mind.","attachment":null,"posted":1716175733},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801042,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"youtube.com/watch?v=aVPzcQDN-C4","attachment":null,"posted":1716176015},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801043,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801036
I will vote badgers ALL DAY
I will vote mustelids ALL DAY
I don't care about tigers AT ALL","attachment":null,"posted":1716176090},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801046,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Siluri4m99: yeah babe i have the biggest ears in my family ;)
>Siluri4m99: give me your social security number so we can meet","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716176392621528.jpg","filename":"GLyA2GCWwAEa1L4.jpg"},"posted":1716176392},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801047,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716176405780791.png","filename":"1529357404908.png"},"posted":1716176405},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801048,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Wouldn't it be hilarious if with each round the ((walrus)) continues to look more and more like Eggman each round.","attachment":null,"posted":1716176454},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801050,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I believe in total corvid victory","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716176840854552.jpg","filename":"1583146728467.jpg"},"posted":1716176840},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Let's seal his win.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716176894051063.jpg","filename":"sealice.jpg"},"posted":1716176894},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801053,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Put down that sponge. You won't need to clean where we're going.
Vote Roach","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716177182681917.gif","filename":"KYL1Zb.gif"},"posted":1716177182},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801054,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I would be speechless too if the cymothoa exigua made it to the next round. Vote for them at least they aren’t extinct.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716177225485751.jpg","filename":"IMG_6231.jpg"},"posted":1716177225},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801061,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801027
Kino matchup","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716178044031543.gif","filename":"WATERMELONSTRIDER.gif"},"posted":1716178044},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801064,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Fun Red Panda fact: Red Panda's are neither a type of Giant Panda nor a Raccoon. While they're under the same family branch as Raccoons, Skunks, and Weasels, Red Panda's fall under the unique taxonomic group called Ailuridae.
So they're not just super cute but also a one-of-a-kind animal.
https://youtu.be/oimTxlCi36E","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716178201574831.png","filename":"Red Panda 8.png"},"posted":1716178201},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801078,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Jumping Spider will win because it's speed is superior","attachment":null,"posted":1716179696},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801090,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Rex bros I don’t know who to vote for this year","attachment":null,"posted":1716180490},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801091,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801090
All prehistoric contestants.","attachment":null,"posted":1716180553},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801093,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716180680165113.webm","filename":"1597323667125.webm"},"posted":1716180680},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801095,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801025
Was going to vote walrus but the host ruined it with a /tnt/ meme. This is /an/‘s tournament, not /tnt/‘s","attachment":null,"posted":1716180827},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801099,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"vote for one of the biggest lizzes to ever zard","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716181081547934.png","filename":"Ichthyotitan_severensis_lateral.png"},"posted":1716181081},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801101,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801099
Dark green water scares me please don’t post it","attachment":null,"posted":1716181116},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801103,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801101
...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716181181029039.jpg","filename":"icthyotitan.jpg"},"posted":1716181181},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801104,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801103
REEEEEEEEE I SAID NOT TO","attachment":null,"posted":1716181281},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801106,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801095
Yeah, we get it. /tnt/ lives rent free in your head.","attachment":null,"posted":1716181341},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801112,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801050
https://youtu.be/u3DeEH_3BDw&t=34","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716181674069044.jpg","filename":"Caleb-Physical-Model.jpg"},"posted":1716181674},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801117,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801025
COME ON AND SLAM","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716181830116964.jpg","filename":"1682510001271638.jpg"},"posted":1716181830},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801123,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800000","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716182458088798.webm","filename":"1676013049156100.webm"},"posted":1716182458},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801126,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">plant vs plant round 1
Damn.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716182942199265.jpg","filename":"AngrySaguaro.jpg"},"posted":1716182942},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801136,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801095
>>4801106
the fuck is that","attachment":null,"posted":1716184097},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801138,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Rat actually wins in a Battle Royale sense","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716184157315288.png","filename":"image-39.png"},"posted":1716184157},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801140,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801136
Tarantula And Tetrapulmonata General
Home of the spiderfags","attachment":null,"posted":1716184395},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801142,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801136
It's a board on some alt chan that's gotten attention because of the tournaments. It's attracted schizo niggers like that fag. Don't give it attention, it just want's validation for it's delusions/","attachment":null,"posted":1716184615},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801163,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801027
vote for our hero","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716187075239114.png","filename":"E830DBE6-8F0D-44F1-8220-D7EF8E1BCAD7.png"},"posted":1716187075},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801213,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801025","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716197702311062.gif","filename":"E54F5B33-BC63-40B4-A112-D2B577DBE22B.gif"},"posted":1716197702},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801223,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Koilacanth","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716198300561881.jpg","filename":"owo.jpg"},"posted":1716198300},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801227,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Please vote for the bunnies
It will make them happy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716199147546475.webm","filename":"1712537884336441.webm"},"posted":1716199147},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801233,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801025
Kinda of a fun fact:
Fossil records show that nautilus had a worldwide range before the arrival of seals. Today nautilus are only found in areas that aren’t habitated by seals. And walruses are specifically adapted to suck in the squishy insides of shelled mollusks. So Walrus vs Nautilus is a very thematic matchup, much akin to human vs deer.","attachment":null,"posted":1716200029},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801239,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801025
Can your main ball?
https://youtu.be/htH4opwr4R0?si=-umSG302-NZmQx8E","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716202297878481.jpg","filename":"39EEA4B7-D7A1-4CD7-B513-AA8A3278B1AA.jpg"},"posted":1716202297},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801241,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800000","attachment":null,"posted":1716202409},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801267,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801025
Isn’t brontosaurus no longer valid?","attachment":null,"posted":1716206683},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801284,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801239
It is ball.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716210580172313.png","filename":"watermelon.png"},"posted":1716210580},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801352,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Shoebillbro Status?","attachment":null,"posted":1716217570},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801368,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Unga Bunga bros about to hunt again","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716218943851602.jpg","filename":"C7F5778E-76E3-4E07-9BE1-7CCDBA61DCF3.jpg"},"posted":1716218943},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801373,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801031
I’d really suggest changing the allosaurus picture to this >>4801239 one as it is one of the most iconic depictions of allosaurus that doesn’t just depict him a generic theropod.","attachment":null,"posted":1716219341},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801376,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801031
Carnotaurus originally had Disney's Carnotaurus as the pic","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716219526681664.png","filename":"Carno_Dis.png"},"posted":1716219526},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801416,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4801373
>>4801376
Done","attachment":null,"posted":1716223459},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801434,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801267
No it’s valid again","attachment":null,"posted":1716225525},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801439,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801267","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716225977184827.jpg","filename":"AD849404-D674-42CB-AF45-B060ADB47E09.jpg"},"posted":1716225977},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801452,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801267
It is sort of valid again since 2015.","attachment":null,"posted":1716226940},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801454,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801029
Is this supposed to be a smile, amateur?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716227144028858.jpg","filename":"meet-the-anglefish.jpg"},"posted":1716227144},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801492,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Kowalski, analysis!","attachment":null,"posted":1716229012},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801497,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Brontosaurus lived from 156 to 145 million years ago, so a measly 12 million years
>Wasps have lived since 240 milion years ago and are still thriving
It never even began for the Brontojobber. Wasps outlived it once, they can do it again.","attachment":null,"posted":1716229151},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801524,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801497
Jellyfishbros... Don't tell him","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716232074880983.jpg","filename":"lionsmane.jpg"},"posted":1716232074},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801526,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801047
He TANKED that.","attachment":null,"posted":1716232078},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801533,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hi what's going on here?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716232820657524.gif","filename":"171622901945.gif"},"posted":1716232820},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801541,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Lionsisters...
>>4799059","attachment":null,"posted":1716233427},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801544,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716233605551354.webm","filename":"croc and lions.webm"},"posted":1716233605},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801554,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801541
>tranny obsession","attachment":null,"posted":1716234297},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801574,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You voted for the king, right?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716235721382593.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1716235721},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801583,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801095
I agree, actually. Making walrus into a meme contestant was why I didn't vote for him.","attachment":null,"posted":1716236466},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801586,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"We're living in your walls.
We're living in your walls.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716236693167866.gif","filename":"joes-apartment-pelicula.gif"},"posted":1716236693},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801618,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGy6m2tym3A","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716240412554935.png","filename":"Nepenthes-ventrata.png"},"posted":1716240412},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801027
Might be quite late but fuck it, hopefully the morrison trio makes it through.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716241149737482.jpg","filename":"Morrison Monsters .jpg"},"posted":1716241149},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801645,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801554
when he’s right he’s right","attachment":null,"posted":1716241791},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801655,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Stand proud, tongue lice, you are strong. But I am beyond strength.
I am the zenith and embodiment of evolution.
I am the ENDLESS.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716242570595803.jpg","filename":"1684845985207.jpg"},"posted":1716242570},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801667,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801655
>zenith and embodiment of evolution.
>endless
>currently extinct
Sea lice stay winning.","attachment":null,"posted":1716243163},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801679,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801667
Your victory is but a mere moment of the present, a speck in the dust of the eternal time. The fish you inhabit within, the role you play within the ecosystem, the ecosystem itself. Without me, there wouldn't be no tongue lice and without me, there wouldn't be a victory for you. I know no past, present or future, for I am the ENDLESS.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716243946184945.png","filename":"1674676146994842.png"},"posted":1716243946},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801686,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Things are 'bouta get sealy up in here...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716244421728547.gif","filename":"1684778324182405.gif"},"posted":1716244421},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801720,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801138
/an/lympics winner 206 BC","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716246003809266.jpg","filename":"IMG_0760.jpg"},"posted":1716246003},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801721,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"aaaaaand TIME!
or at least that's what I would be saying if there wasn't another hour left thanks to delays. Get in there and vote!
>>4801061
>>4801163
>>4801632
>>4801655
Good shit","attachment":null,"posted":1716246094},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801725,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801721
Nigger","attachment":null,"posted":1716246217},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801728,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Planning to do some OC after this round.","attachment":null,"posted":1716246344},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801731,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This is a really fitting match-up t b h. Both Marlin and Allosaurus are considered speedy apex predators in their own niche, but are largely overshadowed by other predators (T-Rex and Spino for Allosaurus, sharks and orcas for marlin). Not to mention they both have very distinctive features on their skulls.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716246438119215.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1716246438},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801732,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801731
Who would be the worst winner of this tournament?","attachment":null,"posted":1716246509},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801733,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801732
Humans","attachment":null,"posted":1716246626},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801734,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801732
A meme pick. So
>Toxoplasmosis
>Garloid
>Walrus
>Human","attachment":null,"posted":1716246627},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801738,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Well? You're not just gonna sit there and let some bird proceed instead of him, are you?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716247042010437.png","filename":"lion fish staring at (you).png"},"posted":1716247042},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801740,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Bart, Homie, where are you two going?
>Can’t talk now, Marge, we’re gonna beat up a deer.
Beat up a…now why’d you wanna go and do that?!
(C’mon, Mom! It’s a tournament! Match 61 is humans against deers, and we’re representing the humans! Hey, Lis’, wanna watch?)
[I’ll have no part in such horrid acts! Besides, isn’t Steve Irwin representing humans?]
>Don’t worry, it’s not like we’re gonna kill it. Besides, the deer can probably fight too; they wouldn’t want us to hurt an innocent deer just for votes!
(Couldn’t have said it better, Homer, my man!...also Steve Irwin bit the dust years ago, sooooooo…)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716247122326907.png","filename":"5eb95b6a17f3c600044a2905.png"},"posted":1716247122},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801741,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801732
Garloid would be the worst winner.","attachment":null,"posted":1716247137},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801747,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Insect frens! Help your fellow sea insect the tongue-eating Louse defeat a fossil.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716247371502537.jpg","filename":"IMG_6234.jpg"},"posted":1716247371},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801752,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Snackin' on Bronto remains.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716247562284928.webm","filename":"yellow-snacking.webm"},"posted":1716247562},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801756,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801734
>>4801741
Not too fond of all this Garloid slander.","attachment":null,"posted":1716247891},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801758,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Voting against
>plants
>humans","attachment":null,"posted":1716247999},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801760,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801752
Fuck you, I hate wasps.","attachment":null,"posted":1716248114},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801767,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"WHERES THE RESULTS MANSLEY","attachment":null,"posted":1716248443},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801771,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801767
8:00 PM
anons requested it be delayed for an hour due to how long R1 took to set up","attachment":null,"posted":1716248605},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801776,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801732
This was asked twice. What about the best winner?","attachment":null,"posted":1716248900},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801780,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Only 10 minutes left. How we feeling Red Panda bros?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716249044727940.png","filename":"red panda staring 3.png"},"posted":1716249044},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801781,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801776
That's being asked on the form","attachment":null,"posted":1716249051},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801794,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716249755315039.jpg","filename":"fred-wierum-allo1.jpg"},"posted":1716249755},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801795,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"Damn, some of these were close. You guys really had me on the edge on my feet these last 5 minutes.
Now, without further ado...","attachment":null,"posted":1716249808},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801798,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"ROUND 1 RESULTS!
https://forms.gle/xgy6vRfjLCNL4XuE7","attachment":null,"posted":1716249908},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801803,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801798
>HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A F-ACK!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716250014392786.jpg","filename":"1641239646395.jpg"},"posted":1716250014},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801805,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Oh motherfu-","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716250117697260.jpg","filename":"image.jpg"},"posted":1716250117},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801807,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801798
Yeah, Red Panda made it-
>Going up against dogs
Ah shit","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716250159132005.jpg","filename":"Red Panda 9.jpg"},"posted":1716250159},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801811,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The Trike remains supreme!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716250266445974.jpg","filename":"Low-Res_illustration triceratops press release Credit Bart Bus.jpg"},"posted":1716250266},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801813,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801811
I think it and the Brontosaurus are the only dinos that didn't job
Dinosaurst might just straight up be cursed in this tournament","attachment":null,"posted":1716250429},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801814,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://youtu.be/AmasGwz3iXk","attachment":null,"posted":1716250439},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801819,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801798
>>4801805
>>4801811
The extinct roaster of animals has been nearly obliterated, holy FUCK.
The only prehistoric picks left are Megalodon, Brontosaurus, Triceratops and Anamalcoris.","attachment":null,"posted":1716250487},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801820,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801798
BULLSHIT! And not the good kind!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716250520341839.gif","filename":"cockroach-joe.gif"},"posted":1716250520},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801823,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801805
Anon who nominated marlins here, I was actually expecting to lose this one, and you had a good campaign going. I thought Allosaurus was more popular than that, but I guess to a lot of people all theropods besides T-Rex all kinda blend together.","attachment":null,"posted":1716250576},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801824,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801819
Again, only the most iconic and important prehistoric animals are left this time. But this time it has happened in the first fucking round.","attachment":null,"posted":1716250719},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801826,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801798
>tongue-eating louse was the biggest loser","attachment":null,"posted":1716250746},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801827,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801798
Nice
Jumping spider still in, too","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716250778416748.jpg","filename":"FA4BLfyWYAImn5F.jpg"},"posted":1716250778},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801828,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801826
And the bravest and most fearless one","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716250890779025.jpg","filename":"1674695417207730.jpg"},"posted":1716250890},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801830,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801826
I mean, it is pretty fucking gross. Though I voted for it, as well as wasps and cockroaches, because they all still kick ass. But anons here are soft.","attachment":null,"posted":1716250924},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801837,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801819
>Anamalcoris
Hey host can you write the name normally next round","attachment":null,"posted":1716251119},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801840,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801819
Prehistoric picks this tourney went way too fucking quick, holy shit. I really wished I could campaign for a few prehistoric picks in here, but I doubt any of them is capable of doing really well.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716251227375211.jpg","filename":"0016480e077ea04321b098c14f2a0f59.jpg"},"posted":1716251227},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801843,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">46 voters
>>4801819
Hey we did better than plants did at least holy shit","attachment":null,"posted":1716251294},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801845,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801826
Actually the biggest stomp is King Cobra vs Ichtyotitan.","attachment":null,"posted":1716251343},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801846,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801840
We just have to wait for t rex to come back next year and win it all for us","attachment":null,"posted":1716251372},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801848,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801827
I misread that result and was sad. Now that I checked again, I'm happy.","attachment":null,"posted":1716251422},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801849,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"PLANTFAGS BTFO","attachment":null,"posted":1716251434},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801851,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I'm sorry plantbros. Plants are valid too. I voted for a lot of them.","attachment":null,"posted":1716251495},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801852,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801846
>T. Job
Watch Meg take the crown","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716251495681672.png","filename":"7EOVFCY2NBEZJGO3DNXWXNX4TU.png"},"posted":1716251495},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801853,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801849
Watermelon was the sexiest one anyway","attachment":null,"posted":1716251500},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801854,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801852
I wouldn't mind either winning in a vaccuum, but if a shark had to win I think I'd prefer it to be Great White.","attachment":null,"posted":1716251590},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801855,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">allosaurus jobbed
>Spinosaurus jobbed
>carnotaurus jobbed
STILL THE BEST 66 MYA","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716251596944032.jpg","filename":"31E84AD0-0FAB-435D-8042-322E49905147.jpg"},"posted":1716251596},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801856,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801852
Megalodon has a very good chance at making it. It literally is among the most famous prehistoric animals to date, rivaling if not surpassing the T. Rex.","attachment":null,"posted":1716251615},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801859,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801855
>Lost to a bird
Lol
Lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1716251650},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801860,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801855
Don't forget Gigajobber wasn't even nominated.","attachment":null,"posted":1716251659},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801861,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801855
...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716251676983922.jpg","filename":"1-artwork-of-a-triceratops-mark-garlickscience-photo-library.jpg"},"posted":1716251676},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801862,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801856
I highly doubt Meg is more famous than T. rex.","attachment":null,"posted":1716251677},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801863,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are we gonna talk about how our voter count more than halved from last year?","attachment":null,"posted":1716251744},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801865,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801859
>lost in the finals
Better than being a ROUND 1 JOBBER","attachment":null,"posted":1716251805},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801866,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Reminder that the voter count doesn't even matter because Gorilla and Pongo voters rigged to get their thematic match-up last year.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716251825102485.jpg","filename":"170743218214.jpg"},"posted":1716251825},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801867,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801863
The schizo /tnt/ rigger got his pet pick (crows) to win so he's no longer voting.","attachment":null,"posted":1716251836},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801868,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801855
ON BEHALF OF DINOSAURIA AND THE EXTINCT, THE TRIKE WILL TAKE THE CROWN OF /AN/ AND PROUDLY WEAR IT AS ITS NEW RULER.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716251881808577.jpg","filename":"umpznmjfvsp31.jpg"},"posted":1716251881},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801869,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801867
>/tnt/ /tnt/ /tnt/","attachment":null,"posted":1716251900},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801871,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801869
If you don’t wanna be called out stop being so obvious. You faggots are probably the majority right now","attachment":null,"posted":1716251941},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801872,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801867
>>4801869
What the fuck is /tnt/?","attachment":null,"posted":1716251943},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801873,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801872
A board dedicated to tournaments. They’re the type that’s so autistic they want year round tournaments. They’ve also been shoving their shit memes into this one.","attachment":null,"posted":1716252010},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801875,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801872
A board on a website that this schizo nigger is calming is rigging everything
>>4801871
Retard, no one on /tnt/ gives a fuck about these tournaments.","attachment":null,"posted":1716252085},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801877,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801873
>>4801875
I have never been so quickly discouraged from participating in a thread more than this one. You cunts unironically have demoralized me.","attachment":null,"posted":1716252158},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801878,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801872
It's a board on plus4chan (a small-time 4chan alternative made by some /co/ guy with too much spare time). The board is dedicated to 4chan tournaments and their discussion, and it's where the idea to try an /an/ tournament last year originated in the first place.
Aside from /an/ there are also /co/, /v/, /aco/ and /his/ tourneys. But mostly /co/ and /v/, who also by extension make up /tnt/'s userbase.
>>4801875
NTA but at least half the people voting are probably from /tnt/. Like I said, the idea of having a tourney here originated from there.","attachment":null,"posted":1716252183},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801879,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801872
People who will spitevote your character if you post nothing about them no matter how deserving they are.","attachment":null,"posted":1716252206},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801880,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801877
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!","attachment":null,"posted":1716252289},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801882,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801849
>>4801851
What? If anything I'd say they did better then last year's first round.
Only real big hit was having two of their strongest soldiers go against eachother. RIP Catus.","attachment":null,"posted":1716252430},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801889,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801877
Aw c'mon, it's not that bad","attachment":null,"posted":1716252675},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801890,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"so like
nobody gonna talk about Cats jobbing?","attachment":null,"posted":1716252707},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801891,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801890
Bro, there's less voters than there are losers. Even less participants.","attachment":null,"posted":1716252754},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801893,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801890
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that.
Dogbros won this one…","attachment":null,"posted":1716252770},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801898,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801893
Hope you dogbros put up a good fight. Don't worry, us Red Panda bros can take it.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716252883928831.jpg","filename":"red panda standing up.jpg"},"posted":1716252883},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801908,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Round 2 is up!
>>4801901","attachment":null,"posted":1716253042},{"board":"an","thread":4801025,"pid":4801925,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801803
Cringe faggot","attachment":null,"posted":1716253444}]}
{"title":"Does anyone know anything about these large dandelions?","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800652,"pid":4800652,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"About 6-10 years ago, when I was in a village in western Ukraine, there was a spot not far from our place, almost in a field, where 3-5 large dandelions grew. They were just like regular dandelions, but about 15 times bigger (especially their seeds). The stem was quite tall and thick (maybe like 5-7 regular dandelions combined). I drew a picture of how it looked. Thay may be look a little smaller than i drawed, but not much","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716150728868638.jpg","filename":"dan.jpg"},"posted":1716150728},{"board":"an","thread":4800652,"pid":4800657,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800652
Possibly a salsify?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716151391689718.jpg","filename":"oyf6kr67b24z.jpg"},"posted":1716151391},{"board":"an","thread":4800652,"pid":4800660,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800657
Oh, that's it! I couldn't find out what this plant is called or its photo at all. Thank you","attachment":null,"posted":1716151668},{"board":"an","thread":4800652,"pid":4801087,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800652
What a strange thing to ask about from so long ago","attachment":null,"posted":1716180270}]}
{"title":"Is the entire vet industry just a giant fucking racket?","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4800505,"pid":4800505,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">vet practices constantly being purchased by large corporations
>vet bills are extremely high across the board even for minor issues
>yet, vet techs and vets alike almost universally complain about low pay for the job and schooling/debt required
>a miniscule number of accredited vet schools (at least here in the US)
>dark theory that vet practices knowingly overcharge for services because of furbaby culture making people will pay whatever it takes for their pet
Red pill me on the veterinarian industry.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716136211782543.jpg","filename":"cef6d53c569337376c42f67727f6e411.jpg"},"posted":1716136211},{"board":"an","thread":4800505,"pid":4800518,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Is the entire ________ industry just a racket?
Yes. Rent seeking is the most consistently profitable behavior for people who control capital, and regulation generally doesn’t prevent it for anything deemed to be a luxury (like pet ownership, or marriages, etc) and sometimes regulation exasperates it when it subsidizes providingthe product for everyone (like healthcare or education).
The only thing that prevents rent seeking behaviors by banks (insurance is a bank) is violence.","attachment":null,"posted":1716137844},{"board":"an","thread":4800505,"pid":4800522,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800518
or wait until the retarded boomer bankers die of old age.
memmento mori, bitch","attachment":null,"posted":1716138189},{"board":"an","thread":4800505,"pid":4800547,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800505
Everything is a racket. So, yes.","attachment":null,"posted":1716139778},{"board":"an","thread":4800505,"pid":4800549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800505
>>4800518
simplify what this means for me please","attachment":null,"posted":1716139842},{"board":"an","thread":4800505,"pid":4800920,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"protip: a business can't be purchased without the owner's consent","attachment":null,"posted":1716165097},{"board":"an","thread":4800505,"pid":4800962,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800920
>corporations use their near-infinite money to lawfully purchase political sway and lobby the government to enact regulations that all but force business owners to sell or else operate at a loss and/or unlawfully
Your move big guy.","attachment":null,"posted":1716167707},{"board":"an","thread":4800505,"pid":4800990,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800522
You can't wait for them to die of old age, they train their own replacements.","attachment":null,"posted":1716171121},{"board":"an","thread":4800505,"pid":4801001,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800549
No one really knows.","attachment":null,"posted":1716172266},{"board":"an","thread":4800505,"pid":4802381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Depends on the country and the vets you find.
Case in point, not America, not Europe.
>be me, vet
>graduated right before COVID, never liked small animal practice but didn't have much of a choice because of lockdown closing my other options
>hop from place to place, learn a few things, not that confident in my skills but I know enough and been lucky to be surrounded by incredibly competent people who have taught me more than 6 years of college ever did
>until now
>started new job in January, assistant to 2 vets, lets call them day vet and night vet
>night vet is fine, 15 years in the field, clearly knows what's he's doing
>day vet is a dipshit. legit the first person i actually despise working with
>first problem I saw was giving ear drops for otitis without giving ear cleaner or even without explaining to the clients that the ears drops will not work if there's ear wax. clients come back one week later, furious because their dogs still had otitis. day vet says the client was just upset he is going through a divorce and laughs on his back
>that's just the tip of the iceberg though.
>give renal supplements to a cat that clearly had constipation, and didn't address the constipation at all
>suggested the usage of advantix on cats (no seriously google it)
>used a 15-30 Kg dog dose of fipronil on several cats. one of them started growing several abscesses on the skin and "no one knows why"
>used manuka honey to flush the inside of a surgical wound, and sugar to coat the outside of the wound.
>used your average superglue on a spay wound.
>told clients that their 1.5 year old dog has cancer on his face because it looks a little swollen
>put a urinary catheter on two different male cats without anesthesia or pain management. Imagine someone putting a tube inside of your dick, that's what he did
>doesn't do pain management in general, like doesn't even know what it is
>btw, day vet is Pakistani","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716307328063799.png","filename":"let sleeping cat lie.png"},"posted":1716307328},{"board":"an","thread":4800505,"pid":4802440,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4800549
>vet pay low
>vet prices high
>not many US vet schools
OP also mentions that pet insurance is typically much more of a scam than regular health insurance and you're out of luck if your dog has even one pre-existing issue.","attachment":null,"posted":1716311221}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801181,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"if i pull him out, would he die?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716193970639185.jpg","filename":"king-fisher.jpg"},"posted":1716193970},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801183,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">That would be extremely painful.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716194203317617.webm","filename":"312321.webm"},"posted":1716194203},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801185,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801183
he is a big bird","attachment":null,"posted":1716194328},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801187,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801185
>For you.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716194575128837.webm","filename":"6436363.webm"},"posted":1716194575},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801190,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801187
I remember seeing an image of a group of these in a public toilet","attachment":null,"posted":1716194834},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801194,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801185","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716195325954726.jpg","filename":"big-cocce.jpg"},"posted":1716195325},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801195,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801190
>marabou
>shoebill
ngmi, anon","attachment":null,"posted":1716195373},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801249,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801185
not really","attachment":null,"posted":1716203317},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801250,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801249
>not re-ACK","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716203510968215.png","filename":"teleports behind you.png"},"posted":1716203510},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801288,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801181
How does this even happen?
>>4801183
Can’t he read? It clearly says no fishing","attachment":null,"posted":1716210886},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801303,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801288
>How does this even happen?
according to this video they are just too fast and too retarded
or maybe it's just staged for tiktok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWDxB4NQVq8","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716213093721448.jpg","filename":"ggf.jpg"},"posted":1716213093},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801320,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801288
>>4801303
Dirty south east asians catch them and stick them in there to make tiktok videos about them "rescuing" poor animals","attachment":null,"posted":1716214503},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801324,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801320
i shouldn't have trusted indians...","attachment":null,"posted":1716214783},{"board":"an","thread":4801181,"pid":4801355,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801320
Ahh, the third world special. A classic.","attachment":null,"posted":1716217868}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801202,"pid":4801202,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">feed dog with pellets made out of freeze dried horse assholes, rotten vegetables and toxic waste
>wonder why it gets cancer","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716196596859508.png","filename":"1705067911438161.png"},"posted":1716196596},{"board":"an","thread":4801202,"pid":4801203,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You probably got a shitty cancerous breed tho","attachment":null,"posted":1716196679},{"board":"an","thread":4801202,"pid":4801204,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801203
Lurk more or go back if you're unable to interpret greentexts.","attachment":null,"posted":1716196772},{"board":"an","thread":4801202,"pid":4801206,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801204
Are you a bot or just a retard?","attachment":null,"posted":1716196917},{"board":"an","thread":4801202,"pid":4801217,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801206
>talking about bots
You've just further outed yourself as a tourist.","attachment":null,"posted":1716197940},{"board":"an","thread":4801202,"pid":4801240,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801206
A retarded bot","attachment":null,"posted":1716202347},{"board":"an","thread":4801202,"pid":4801242,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801217
You’re trying too hard to fit in","attachment":null,"posted":1716202808},{"board":"an","thread":4801202,"pid":4801297,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801202
Source?","attachment":null,"posted":1716211736},{"board":"an","thread":4801202,"pid":4801323,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801297
A retarded bot","attachment":null,"posted":1716214744},{"board":"an","thread":4801202,"pid":4802466,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801202
just put it down and get a new dog","attachment":null,"posted":1716313398},{"board":"an","thread":4801202,"pid":4804180,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Sounds like OP needs GENTLE GIANTS","attachment":null,"posted":1716455121},{"board":"an","thread":4801202,"pid":4806078,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801202
just get a caraval","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716623346953872.jpg","filename":"caraval.jpg"},"posted":1716623346}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801251,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Can i give this to my dogs?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716203518572857.jpg","filename":"1000010483-simmenthal-carne-bovina-classica-3-confezioni-da-140-grammi-ciascuna.jpg"},"posted":1716203518},{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801252,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Yes, but don't. Give it to me.
t. Italian abroad who misses carne Simmenthal.","attachment":null,"posted":1716203650},{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801253,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801252
>t. Italian abroad who misses carne Simmenthal.
same bro","attachment":null,"posted":1716203715},{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801287,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801251
>>4801252
>>4801253
What’s so good about it","attachment":null,"posted":1716210801},{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801289,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"just not salty shit like spam afaik but meat and dairy in general is ok im told just have to watch what spices and goyslop they add to it","attachment":null,"posted":1716211097},{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801291,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801287
It's beef in aspic/beef stock jelly. It's just good but it does legit look like dog food. You open a tin, plate it and eat with a tender leaf salad, all drizzled with oil and spritzed with lemon. It's the taste of summer to someone from Italy.","attachment":null,"posted":1716211203},{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801292,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"also most italian shit garlic onions and tomatos are bad for your furry friend","attachment":null,"posted":1716211290},{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801295,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801292
The are no onions, garlic or tomato in the stuff but the jellied stock might have been made with it since the ingredients just says "aromatic vegetables," iirc
There are no chunks of anything other than the beef itself","attachment":null,"posted":1716211505},{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801301,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801295
best thing to do is make your own stock that you know has none of that crap in it just pure bone/beef/chicken broth i know its not as exciting and convenient as human food","attachment":null,"posted":1716213007},{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801309,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801301
Oh, do be quiet.","attachment":null,"posted":1716213818},{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801353,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801309
The way you phrased that kinda turns me on","attachment":null,"posted":1716217636},{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801412,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801287
>>4801291
OP here. This
>It's just good but it does legit look like dog food.
Yeah that too. It low-key turn me off at times but it still good notheless","attachment":null,"posted":1716222982},{"board":"an","thread":4801251,"pid":4801601,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801251
Can i give this to my dogs?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716238612886580.jpg","filename":"1200px-Meuh_box.jpg"},"posted":1716238612}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801097,"pid":4801097,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Why wont they get out of their cage? I let the door wide open all day and they wont even come out for a minute.
At most i can pick one and make him stay a while on my hand before he flies back to the cage","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716181030945201.jpg","filename":"Parrotine.jpg"},"posted":1716181030},{"board":"an","thread":4801097,"pid":4801108,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Are you the guy who beat his quaker parrots from the other day? If so you know damn right why they don't dare come out.","attachment":null,"posted":1716181448},{"board":"an","thread":4801097,"pid":4801113,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801108
Nay","attachment":null,"posted":1716181731},{"board":"an","thread":4801097,"pid":4801130,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801097
Why do you want them out? They’re clearly comfortable inside or just not ready yet","attachment":null,"posted":1716183345},{"board":"an","thread":4801097,"pid":4801159,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801130
Isnt it unhealthy?
Though Took the roof of the cage out and they all went under my furniture
Now they stand on my lights","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716186465327667.jpg","filename":"3B0.jpg"},"posted":1716186465},{"board":"an","thread":4801097,"pid":4801209,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"keeping birds as pets is not right desu","attachment":null,"posted":1716197363},{"board":"an","thread":4801097,"pid":4803132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801209
They are dinosaurs albeit","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716365068782125.jpg","filename":"20240520_132156.jpg"},"posted":1716365068},{"board":"an","thread":4801097,"pid":4803597,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803132
so trve","attachment":null,"posted":1716410878},{"board":"an","thread":4801097,"pid":4804565,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801097
theyre shut in neets, leave them be","attachment":null,"posted":1716502278},{"board":"an","thread":4801097,"pid":4805014,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801097
Post full pic of cage, must be comfy in there.","attachment":null,"posted":1716532366}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801379,"pid":4801379,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What animal did this?
South niagara region, Ontario Canada.
Was on a hiking trail, around 7:30am.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716219706371505.jpg","filename":"20240519_082512.jpg"},"posted":1716219706},{"board":"an","thread":4801379,"pid":4801381,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716219776670247.jpg","filename":"20240519_082523.jpg"},"posted":1716219776},{"board":"an","thread":4801379,"pid":4801399,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801379
>>4801381
brown recluse","attachment":null,"posted":1716222296},{"board":"an","thread":4801379,"pid":4801413,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"manbearpig","attachment":null,"posted":1716223144},{"board":"an","thread":4801379,"pid":4801417,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801399
They were way bigger than a brown recluse spider...","attachment":null,"posted":1716223461},{"board":"an","thread":4801379,"pid":4801419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801379
a rake","attachment":null,"posted":1716223553},{"board":"an","thread":4801379,"pid":4802649,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801413
Close. I figured it out with a hunter I work with.
Some sort of bird of prey, an owl most likely, probably trying to get a snake or small critter.","attachment":null,"posted":1716328154}]}
{"title":"Dogs for Cat People™","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801396,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Scenthound™ and Nordic Spitz™ breeds are the Canine Übermensch. They are intelligent, independent, free willed, true quadrupedal gentlemen dedicated soley to their own purpose. And in the case of the nordic spitz, quite clean and inoffensive. A lesser dog obeys, a higher dog is obeyed - you meet their needs, not the other way around. It is their owner that fulfills their purpose, or the owner shall suffer and be abandoned by their canine master.
>inb4 herdcuck obedience cope
Performing repetitive tasks for a slim chance of receiving a meaningless reward is not a sign of intelligence. It's a sign of cuckoldry and generations of brutal enslavement, a brain tainted by the genetic memory of the dogs that didnt listen being brutally murdered by a low IQ farmoid. We readily call ourselves a german shepherd's 'master' - but what fool ever dared to call himself the 'master' of a beagle? We own a collie - he is with us as a slave and inferior because we wish him to be. But the husky, we entertain because we must - he adorns our hearth as a guest, fellow-lodger, and equal because he wishes to be there.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716221889398849.jpg","filename":"77d2668948d47feb3629ca029c12b449.jpg"},"posted":1716221889},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801396
the absolute state of dogcucks","attachment":null,"posted":1716222374},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801414,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"We know what happens when you don't submit to a husky's demands (destroyed house, missing dog)
We know that if beagles could reach doorknobs, they wouldn't stay in the same home more than two days (their nap period)
But what happens if you don't force the "herdcuck" to be your slave? Do they get confused and start shooting smoke out of their ears while going "error error"?","attachment":null,"posted":1716223205},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801421,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801396","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716223614208513.jpg","filename":"1714236297782620.jpg"},"posted":1716223614},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801425,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801396
>spitz
Fucking lmao
Germs and germ wannabes have no dignity. Get a mastiff you savage.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716224425675998.jpg","filename":"mastiff-ap-1czd1n-645.jpg"},"posted":1716224425},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801429,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801425
Mastiffs are literally the definition of genetic enslavement and everything people dislike about dogs. Dumb and submissive as fuck. If you beat the shit out of one it would roll over and lick your face instead of fighting back or running away. Also gross as fuck with the odor of a permanent yeast infection and a 24/7 drool leak.","attachment":null,"posted":1716224966},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801438,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801429
thats also everything your average “dog person” (hates small dogs, gets violently angry when a dog leads them instead of walking at a heel, that type) likes. it makes them feel masculine and superior after a long day of listening to foreman jose martinez (height 5’8”) under duress of unemployment at the jobsite, lol.","attachment":null,"posted":1716225885},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801457,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801429
>>4801438
Nice headcannon adversary you have there. The reality is that most mastiffs are not cuddle bugs, are difficult to train and fucking stubborn. You are thinking of English Mastiffs and Bernards which are unique for their easy going temperament.
>MUH ENSLAVED DOG MUH ENLSAVEd DOG!!1!!
Welcome to the world of animal husbandry and domestication. Most animals become servile to the whip of man, if they don't they don't serve their purpose well. Enjoy shit your fluff ball on legs germ fetishist.","attachment":null,"posted":1716227257},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801467,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Idk anon retrievers seem to be the most based breed group out there
>Smart like herding dogs minus the ADHD in them (poodles and labs are some of the smartest dogs AFAIK only dogs that really out rank are collies and like the german shepherd)
>Easy to train. With enough dedication you could train a lab or pretty much any retriever to do any job you please. Minus maybe guarding. Sporting dogs live solely for whatever purpose to give them and arent stubborn like hounds. Almost every hound ive met has been the dog equivalent to a stuck up white bitch. Loud, cant read the room, and act like their shit dont stink. Ive never seen a hound dog properly do a sit command…
Besides working breeds (they are the chads of the dog world) every other breed group pales in comparison. Heres a quick red pill: toy breeds are gay and terriers are NOT. REAL. DOGS.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716227757919062.jpg","filename":"IMG_8309.jpg"},"posted":1716227757},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801472,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801457
>Welcome to the world of animal husbandry and domestication. Most animals become servile to the whip of man, if they don't they don't serve their purpose well.
these reddit spaced words could only come from the average mastiff fanboy
yet another reminder that "mastiff people" are those "dog people" you hear so many bad things about. his next line will be some violent fantasy like "ill beat ur samoyed puffball into obeying my every word and if it turns on me or runs away ill fucking KILL IT! a dog obeys!" and if its not the next line it will cross his lips soon enough.
thank you op for prompting a certain variety of "dog people" to reveal their true nature.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716227954154303.jpg","filename":"Pvx9FhbPcd6xDyQphQ6TkP-1200-80.jpg"},"posted":1716227954},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801474,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801472
Weird of you to bring up reddit for literally no reason.","attachment":null,"posted":1716228149},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801477,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801467
>The best dog is one that listens to me and is big so people can know im a big strong man who is in control
News flash, typical dogfaggot. We can still tell your dick is 2 inches tops and you're a blue collar bitch who needs to obey other men to avoid starvation. 99% of dogfaggots are.
>>4801396
Disobedient and small dogs are pets for bored intellectuals with more time on their hands than cat owners. Einestein notoriously "owned" a terrier that ran away from its other owner (one of his neighbors).","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716228272518658.jpg","filename":"lmfao.jpg"},"posted":1716228272},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801480,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801472
>these reddit spaced words
Is that site terminally engrained into your brain like a tumor or something anon? It would explain why you sound and act like such a retard.
>average mastiff fanboy
You couldn't even be more wrong, not even a dogfag kek
Keep seething germ wannabe","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716228541321021.png","filename":"1714699657385583.png"},"posted":1716228541},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801482,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801480
Dogfag backpedaling.
>le whip of man animuls must obey!
Peak reddit cringe go back to r/humanityfuckyeah","attachment":null,"posted":1716228624},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801483,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801482
Not back peddling anything. Mastiffs are a superior choice to spitz. You dont have to be a dogfag to recognise that.
>Peak reddit cringe go back to r/humanityfuckyeah
Obsessed. Just start dumping your basedjack posting folder and get it out of your system fag","attachment":null,"posted":1716228771},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801485,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801396
This could have been a reply in Dog gen.","attachment":null,"posted":1716228818},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801487,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801483
>basedjack
Phone autocorrect strike again.","attachment":null,"posted":1716228849},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801488,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801483
As someone who loves mastiffs, you're both fucking retarded. There is no such thing as an objective best entire breed group. And anyone who thinks so has the mind of a disabled 5 year old. Grow up, the both of you.","attachment":null,"posted":1716228906},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801489,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801485
OP is a tourist.","attachment":null,"posted":1716228910},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801491,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801483
>the superior dog is the largest dumb cuck that was bred to obey whoever hits it the hardest
Yes we know literally every insecure “dog lover” male says this. Dont forget to get angry at small dogs existing because the only greater insult to your masculinity than an animal disregarding your opinion is a dog weighing less than 30lbs.","attachment":null,"posted":1716228955},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801496,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801488
lets be real the world has no use for a dog that smells like shit, mauls strangers for no good reason, and has no personality besides “obey and submit towhoever yells at me and hits me”.
pitbull rottweiler gshep mastiff and mutts of those breeds are the top 5 man killers among large dog breeds. totally worthless animals. and at fault because mauling people is the entire reason they were bred. “its the owner” means the owner failed to keep their mutt caged or chained up nothing else.","attachment":null,"posted":1716229146},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801491
>Dont forget to get angry at small dogs existing because the only greater insult to your masculinity
You are just straight up projecting at this point kek
We get it anon you want to fuck a dog you feel like you are on an equal footing with so you can feel less guilty about taking control over an animal. You are just like the the hundredth dogfucker out there and project it onto eveyone who wont validate your favorite breed waifu.
Hang yourself.","attachment":null,"posted":1716229165},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801499,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801498
>brings up dog fucking to try and pre empt us realizing he fucks his dog too
Dogs dont naturally mate with humans but a submissive cuck dog could be trained to and rationally you’d want the largest possible dog, not a tiny 35lb spitz or terrier thing… jussaiyan. You brought it up. Typical “big manly dog” fag.","attachment":null,"posted":1716229314},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801500,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Cat website dogcels
>SMALL DOGS ARE LITERALLY CATS -smol pp chuds
Ok, poms can stay, but you still have to go back.","attachment":null,"posted":1716229395},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801501,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801499
I called it out because your logic is the same as husky fags who are almost all zoophiles.
I repeat, hang yourself.","attachment":null,"posted":1716229459},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801502,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801501
>needs to invent strawmen to distract from how he is the stereotypical pathetically insecure and controlling dog owner
The logic is identical to catCHADS. Animals with personality and independence are respectable, animals without are pathetic and gross. Simple as. All the dogcucks seething about obeying commands immediately and dog size itt just prove a point. HP Lovecraft was right about dog people, and spitz are dogs for cat people.","attachment":null,"posted":1716229703},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801504,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801467
> Sporting dogs live solely for whatever purpose to give them and arent stubborn like hounds. Almost every hound ive met has been the dog equivalent to a stuck up white bitch. Loud, cant read the room, and act like their shit dont stink. Ive never seen a hound dog properly do a sit command…
So hounds arent slaves to you and that makes you angry? You might be this thing us educated folk call
“A narcissist”","attachment":null,"posted":1716229823},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801507,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Obvious bait thread","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716230130980247.jpg","filename":"1711647689973834.jpg"},"posted":1716230130},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801509,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801498
>i like taking violent control over animals
>no wait thats what you do because uhhh my favorite tag on furrybooru is husky
Mental dogymnastics
>>4801499
Flawless btfo, 10/10","attachment":null,"posted":1716230222},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801514,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801477
You cant tell me toy dogs arent just for faggots that are in denial about the fact their sad boring lives are made for cat ownership. Toy dogs are a disgrace
>>4801504
What the fuck is the point of a dog if it cant do shit for you. Just get a cat or pet rats u faggot. Toy dogs are a reminder of how far we’ve fallen from nature and masculinity… why are you a grown man that wants a 10lb chihuahua that wouldnt even be able to fight even a squirrel? Our ancestors tamed wolves for fucks sake. I hope one day this trend dies and we can go back to productive pet ownership. Big dogs for the win !!!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716230621162052.jpg","filename":"IMG_8101.jpg"},"posted":1716230621},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801518,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801514
my ancestors tamed wolves because they were feather indian tier animists who thought they were benevolent nature spirits
i dont need a dog to do shit for me because i am not a caveman. i have guns, cameras, maps, books. i can survive without a dogs help. whats it like to be so little of a man that you need a genetically engineered servile cuck dog to pick up your slack? a pomCHAD has all the function and fun of a tamed wolf without it eating the other tribes (your neighbors) children.","attachment":null,"posted":1716231232},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801519,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801514
The great irony is that a stubborn little hound that never listens will still lead you to food better than a mastiff that just eats all your food because you’re too weak and dumb to manage your own security
That is the elementary and essential working function of any and all dogs. Find food. A REAL man should have no issue taking over from there so the dog doesnt actually have to be very big or obedient.","attachment":null,"posted":1716231400},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801520,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801519
this. do you know why cops use dogs to chase and maul people who are innocent until proven guilty? because they’re all fat idiots that can’t do that themselves without going on leave for murdering the guy.
small dog = strong man
strong dog = weak man","attachment":null,"posted":1716231589},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801523,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Animals under the care of man always have a bias towards the man as they have a monopoly of power. This is down to a variety of factors, but usually these fall under sources of food, shelter, medicine, protection and socialisation. Each of these factors may vary, but there is usually at least one of these things that are heavily biased towards human control. This means that animals can never be trully peers to humans that they live alonside with. The earliest and longest stretch of early human history was that of nomadic clans who guided animals from pasture to pasture, monopolising food rights of the small herd thst they cared for and protected. This power over animals stretch out to the modern day with pets who often owned by men and women as social companions, especially the anti-social. These animals fill a surrogate role as a friend and loved one to the socially malnourished, but these individuals are often quite intellectual and quickly realise that the affection they gain can never trully replace human interaction and affection. They know deep down that while their cat or dog helps fill a missing portion of their needs it is only because they have a monopoly of power.
This is where you get cat or dog owners like OP who try to downplay this dynamic, overplaying the automony the animals they care for have and unwittingly anthropomorphise them and their behavior. But no matter the temperament, breed or species their animal will always be beholden to them, no matter how uncomfortable these people are with that fact.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716231778784915.jpg","filename":"1715032679777783.jpg"},"posted":1716231778},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801529,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801518
It’s literally in a dogs nature to serve. Your projection of slavery (ur probably a wagecuck, just a genuine guess. Im probably right too u blue collar fuck) doesnt apply to dogs. Which dog are you going to see enjoy its life more? A border collie that has free reign to do what its instincts and nature tell it to do, on a ranch, with a loving owner that keeps him busy and happy OR. A stone faced faggot pug that sits on his couch all day waiting for his blue collar cuck owner to come home and feed him his favorite fattening demeaning dog treats made from bullshit. Ive yet to meet a toy dog owner that treats their dog respectfully like the dog they are. Literal psychological abuse. And again if you dont have legitimate use for a dog why even own one fag. Companionship? Get a capybara or something faggot. Goodness people like you piss me off.
>>4801519
Dude what the actual fuck are you on about u just have a hard on for hating mastiffs like i have one for hating toy faggots. I dont even own a mastiff leave me alone fuck those overgrown retards","attachment":null,"posted":1716232416},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801532,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801523
Animals dont see you have a bias of power or else they wouldnt be able to voluntarily ignore you or flat out leave. However beagles, which have as many cortical neurons as german shepherds in a smaller body, do both of these and have demonstrated independent tool use.
>>4801529
It is not in a dogs nature to serve or else it would be impossible for a dog to be both intelligent and disobedient. However, dogs such as beagles are both intelligent and disobedient.
You have to BREED DOGS TO BE MENTALLY ILL AND SUBMISSIVE and this ONLY works on a per-breed basis because being little cuck to your arbitrary demands is NOT IN THEIR NATURE.
Dogs are cooperative, not hierarchical, as adults. If they were any other way dogcucks would not so often resort to brutal and repeated punishments to get the behavior they want. I have seen wolves snarl and lunge at each other but when they injure, the injured wolf is being kicked out of the pack.","attachment":null,"posted":1716232796},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801534,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">dogfags write a tldr essay
>what it says: i am so great animals must obey me!
Yeah thats why you need to yank a pront collar as hard as you can, because of your rightful place
In reality you take the place of a slave driver with a monopoly on violence and confinement - nothing else holds sway if you cant earn the true respect and trust of a houndchad or based kot","attachment":null,"posted":1716232899},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801536,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801534
Dogfags seethe about this because its true
They want to be naturally powerful but even small animals will gladly walk away from their pathetic small dicked seething ass without a leash and shock collar forcing them back over and over until they break
They hate cats because they are insecure narcissists who are out of options for respect and power among humans. So they settled for brutalizing animals until their will breaks.
Have you seen how dog narcs talk about their animal torture hobby? “This dog is choking itself by refusing to LISTEN TO ITS RIGHTFUL FUCKING MASTER”. Yes, they really do say things like that as they punish escape attempts with hanging.","attachment":null,"posted":1716233133},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801538,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801532
>Animals dont see you have a bias of power
That is a irrelevant. The power dynamic remains the same regardless of wether the animal is cognisant of that fact of not. You have as much power over a beagal or GSD as you do mastiff or pug.","attachment":null,"posted":1716233197},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801539,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801538
The dognarcissist reveals himself
“The dog is my slave because if it wont be i will hurt it”","attachment":null,"posted":1716233249},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801540,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801538
wow you dogfags are pathetic
you have power because you say so. amazing how compassion is totally absent from your brain. if you were so powerful you wouldnt seethe so hard ar animals that dont obey you.
>i have a monopoly because…
>*animal escapes*
>*POW* die, bitch! *POW POW POW* an escaped slave is a dead slave!
-average dogfag","attachment":null,"posted":1716233398},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801542,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801534
>>4801536
And here we have two examples of men who struggle with the idea that they have power over pets. Ignoring the fact that even if a domesticated animal was to run off such as a dog they are likely to die and that cats who recieve no human interaction or influenence have short lifespans and are subject to disease as well as malnutrition.
>>4801539
I made no such claim of physical violence, you are sperging because you are uncomfortable with the fact that your favorite pet is beholden to you.
>>4801540
This is not exclusive to dogs, this can be applied to most animals.","attachment":null,"posted":1716233555},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801545,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801538
Its not about that you can provide
Its that you feel entitled to arbitrary servitude because of it and are angry when animals reward you with mere proximity and affection instead of total submission. That is why you are such a self important, petulant child and “dog person” borders on an insult similar to “prison thug”. Cat person is a compliment that expresses civility, maturity, and security.
Dog people are the exact type to assault their girlfriends for trying to break up with them
>muh natural power over the inferior sex! I am so trad!","attachment":null,"posted":1716233648},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801548,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801542
Its not about our power
Its about YOUR entitlement to total submission
Thats what this is about. You are seething hard because cats and hounds arent obedience cucks.
I can kill anything i want including you. Meet me face to face in the middle of nowhere. If I dislike you I will shoot you in the face and burn your body. I have power.
But I wouldnt because im not a “dog person” who gets angry at an animal that doesnt have a naturally cucked personality. God forbid the cat only trust me and stay near me instead of following every last order to the letter! Thats such an insult to my natural power! Oh wait thats how insecure dicklets think. If you’re a bitch and I let you live I still have the power to kill. That’s security.","attachment":null,"posted":1716233848},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801532
How can you be so objectively wrong. Wtf do you think domestication is? “Cooperative” lmfao. It used to be “hunt/herd/guard and in return you get shelter and food.” No place in human history have we even had the patience for disobedient and unhelpful dogs. Its only now do we tolerate dogs acting like pricks and letting them walk all over us. It wasnt even until recently that we even let them in the house like we do.
Point of the matter is yes, dogs were 100% meant to serve. Its their purpose as a fucking species dude. They arent wild animals and shouldnt value independence and laziness. Dogs are meant to work dammit. They love it and like i said a working dog is happier than a couch potato dog.
Any disobedient and “independent” hound (other words for untrainable) would have been gutted and used for food and fur skin back then. Hell nobody born before the 90’s would even want a dog like that. Dogs like that would be on their way to the pound.","attachment":null,"posted":1716233864},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801550,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801545
>you feel entitled to arbitrary servitude
I am not arguing in favor of that. I am arguing that humans when interacting with animals come with a natural power imbalance, even in an undeliberate care giving role. You are fighting a strawman of a dogfag in your mind.","attachment":null,"posted":1716233906},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801551,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801549
Most primitive breeds that are actually used in survival, like the african basenji, are disobedient and catlike.
You are an entitled narcissist who thinks his “rightful place” includes total submission and arbitrary obedience to make up for the pathetic power vacuum that is his entire life.
This is why being a “dog person” will never not be a red flag that someone would probably admire a wife beating human trafficker like like andrew tate or any other niggardly thug","attachment":null,"posted":1716234009},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801552,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801550
You are seething because there exist dogs that do not fully submit and obey arbitrary orders and rambling about muh power as if you “deserve” full submission and tot obedience for that. From animals.
This is the kind of talk i hear from low value men who abuse their girlfriends.
You are absolutely a narcissist coping with his entire mentally ill life being a power vacuum and i feel sorry for the woman your virgin hands will eventually grab hold of","attachment":null,"posted":1716234150},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801553,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801551
this
cuck dogs are a new invention from roman times. most dogs used to do their job automatically and not listen to commands.","attachment":null,"posted":1716234235},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801555,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801552
You are the one being emotional and reactive right now (likely because you understand my point but dont want to acknowledge it). I am just pointing out that it does not matter if you have a cow, cat or dog you have some level of power over them by simply taking care if them. Its as simple as that. You can strawman all you want but it will never change that fact and no breed or species will ever be a true peer to you.","attachment":null,"posted":1716234338},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801558,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801555
Look at the thread you’re in rightoid
You are seething because you think you deserve full submission and total obedience from an animal. Can you not comprehend how a non-narcissist might find a needy codependent cuckold of an animal to be inconvenient, neurotic, and obnoxious rather than satisfying? There’s a reason us cat people are on average more intelligent and wealthier than you dog people. All the heckin power you have and you’re all dumb and poor, all the heckin purpose your mutt has and the cops still shoot it the moment they walk through the door if your neighbor didnt already poison it for barking at 150db. Pathetic. Meanwhile cats and small dogs live kek","attachment":null,"posted":1716234503},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801560,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801555
anon, you are not just pointing it out
you originally said that meant that animals should obey you completely
you are saying that because you are human you deserve a perfect slave
nigga they are an animal, you power gives you stewardship and responsibility but control is not guaranteed or needed. its why we have leash laws. even with the most genetically ruined and mindbroken dog, all training fails. totally submissive animals are unnatural. they are not people and most could easily survive without owners.","attachment":null,"posted":1716234718},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801561,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801558
>mask slipped
You got too over the top there, but you have done a remarkable job bait wise and made me convinced up to now. Thought you were serious until you over used the buzz words.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716234742336683.jpg","filename":"1715709185536748.jpg"},"posted":1716234742},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801565,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801560
>you originally said that meant that animals should obey you completely
Never said that animals "should" obey you completely. I just said it does not matter what animal you have you will always have an imbalance and it is splitting hairs trying to compare what breed is more independent or not as the fact stays the same. You are battling an argument you made up. But it does not matter as it is clear half the thread is just bait anyway.","attachment":null,"posted":1716234888},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801566,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801561
What mask
This has always been a thread about how pathetic and stupid you dog people are
>I AM THE HUMAN I DESERVE SERVILITY ALL MUST OBEY!
>houndchad: arooo (no)
>catGOD: meow (no)
That guy said it best
You dont have power, you have stewardship and responsibility. You can be like Jesus and His Father and guide and be kind to your lessers or you can be like baal and beelzebub and demand servitude with threats of violence and per.","attachment":null,"posted":1716234928},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801567,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801565
It does matter because obedient cuck animals are pointlessly obnoxious and codependent freaks. Ooooh you hate hounds because a lack of a snappy and perfectly flat SIT! response threatens your sense of importance? Better write a cringe essay about muh man is naturally dominant. Narcissistic fag. Typical dog person really. Power hungry, controlling, entitled. These are the words that describe dog people. Never empathetic, never understanding, never thoughtful.
Meanwhile… the cat comes back. No leash or shock collar needed.","attachment":null,"posted":1716235101},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801569,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801551
Well no shit its an african breed no wonder its weird asf for a dog.
Even then most primitive dogs under the correct conditions make for better pets than toy dogs. You and >>4801553
are definitely bitch pilled. Do you faggots even own dogs while you’re talking all this shit? What else was a dog meant for if NOT to follow commands?? Thats like saying we domesticated pigs to play dress up with them or cats only to declaw them. Its STUPID and against a dogs nature to not have a purposeful life. Toy dogs serve no purpose other than sitting on your lap. Its disgraceful. But fine if you want to keep sucking off your faggot toys and stuck up hounds be my guest. Enjoy being considered a woman and someone who will never relish in the pleasures that come with having a BIG STRONG OBEDIENT dog. Faggot.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716235271848380.jpg","filename":"1114F2FD-0C82-4FDD-B82A-1D71285468C9.jpg"},"posted":1716235271},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801571,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801567
LMFAOOO until a fucking owl swoops it up or it just decides the neighbor next door gives better treats than you. Keep your cat indoors fag my dog might eat it one day","attachment":null,"posted":1716235442},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801575,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801569
>DOGS ARE MEANT TO OBEY
Clearly not if entire breed groups don’t. Maybe there is hope for dog people and there are still some who only ask for the trust and affection of an animal that is naturally nice to have around? Much like cats. Being nice to have around is just their nature. You can adopt a totally wild kitten from africa and it will act the same. People keep pet wolves and they act the same as huskies and basenjis and shiba inu, just more prone to biting strangers out of fear. Primitive dogs dont live to obey commands because pets are primitive. Friendship and freedom are primitive. Slavery is modern. Modern life is about following orders and being a tool for someone else. But they are naturally nice to have around because their instinctive behaviors cause them to make noise at intruders, kill pests, and lead you to food. No commands needed if you simply earn their trust.
Now here is the difference between dog and cat people. As people who are more intelligent and wealthier on average, us cat people tend to be the ones who give other humans purpose as tools. As dumber and poorer folks, you dog people are the tools with no subordinates and you use your pets to take out your anger regarding this arrangement.
>I DESERVE THE OBEDIENCE
Clearly not because you’re a dumb self important bitch with an ugly stinky mutt and a bed that looks cheaper and smaller than the one I had when I was 12 and lived with my parents.","attachment":null,"posted":1716235789},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801577,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801575
>naturally nice to have around
outside of “dogs for cat people” most dogs are anything but. maybe obedience is just a cope for living with a naturally shitty animal.","attachment":null,"posted":1716235851},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801578,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801569
>Enjoy being considered a woman and someone who will never relish in the pleasures that come with having a BIG STRONG OBEDIENT dog. Faggot.
say you’re a minimum wage tradie with a GED without saying it kek
why are dog people so pathetic
nice walmart wire rack (or is it an authentic dollar tree, i cant tell) poorfag","attachment":null,"posted":1716235946},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801615,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801561
Tbh this.","attachment":null,"posted":1716240214},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801652,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801571
Not him but I don’t really have have either of those things including your faggot dog :)","attachment":null,"posted":1716242332},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801657,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801485
TSMT
>>4801500
Im a chud with a big pp but don’t say this","attachment":null,"posted":1716242699},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801668,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">hours old thread mentions dogs and/or cats
>fills up with nonsense bait posts at break neck speeds
Every
Time","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716243281775660.gif","filename":"IMG_1243.gif"},"posted":1716243281},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801683,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801496
>and at fault because mauling people is the entire reason they were bred
This is clearly a vicious beast that must be eradicated shitbull style.
You're retarded and narcissistic. It's okay to just dislike mastiff breeds. You don't have to make things up to try to justify your dislike of them. Why are you so insecure about your opinions?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716244203978735.jpg","filename":"images (3).jpg"},"posted":1716244203},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801684,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"58
made it too obvious try harder","attachment":null,"posted":1716244259},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801695,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801668
And 80% of the posts are from the same 2 posters that argued yesterday in another thread.","attachment":null,"posted":1716245130},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4801707,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Dogfags self owned hard ITT
>le whip of man
>le natural power
>le unbalanced relationship
>anyways thats why i am rightfully angry the samoyed barked at me when i said “sit down and put your hands behind your head” FUCKING LISTEN TO MEEEE I NEED TO FEEL THE POWER REEEE AM I NOT IMPORTANT SHOULD I STARVE THE BEAST IN A CAGE WILL IT LISTEN THEN REEEE
>Catchad: u r poor lol
>dogchud: nuh uh i have a byb poodle on a twin bed that cost me a whole $200","attachment":null,"posted":1716245384},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4802009,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801514
Massive kek. He buys the batteries with a furry dog mascot on the box! Anon likes big dogs for all the wrong reasons","attachment":null,"posted":1716258400},{"board":"an","thread":4801396,"pid":4802010,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801514
>boohoo hoo im a faggot that needs a BIG dog to oBeY mE so i feel masculine
>LARPing dog ownership for "survival skeelz" and "productivity" when clearly that mutt was snagged from the nearest shelter to keep an empty bed warm at night","attachment":null,"posted":1716258628}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801442,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"hey guys I need help
got this live lobster at the supermarket the other day to keep as a pet but he's not doing too well rn
any tips?
is my tap water too alcaline maybe?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716226127653005.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240520_191645.jpg"},"posted":1716226127},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801448,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801442
which new sort of degeneracy is this poor sea creature a symbol for","attachment":null,"posted":1716226649},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801449,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801448
guess","attachment":null,"posted":1716226705},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801453,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801448
none
he's just cool","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716227011908328.jpg","filename":"1652732961253.jpg"},"posted":1716227011},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801466,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801453
I would be loath to hear of ediacarans being coopted","attachment":null,"posted":1716227746},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801476,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801448
anomalocaris says chud rights","attachment":null,"posted":1716228223},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801495,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801466
over 500 million years separate radiodonts and man-made horrors they'll be alright
just wanted a cool plushiemal for my lil sis
>>4801476
being the first recorded animal to evolve into the role of apex predator to oppress lesser creatures he's possibly the founder of all chuddery","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716229133460834.jpg","filename":"c97dee9160d9cf2401c3153d5b59da83-1250765642.jpg"},"posted":1716229133},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801525,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801442
Obviously his cage is too small. Buy a bigger aquarium.","attachment":null,"posted":1716232078},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801527,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801449
STD positive movement, bug chasing, etc","attachment":null,"posted":1716232111},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801531,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801449
penis splitting","attachment":null,"posted":1716232518},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801556,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801448
Attack on Titan","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716234475759930.png","filename":"qosr5dknbcg61.png"},"posted":1716234475},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801572,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801442
It's a funny post because the animal in the picture is called a lobster even though it clearly is not a lobster
it's an inside joke because most people would not recognize that the animal in the picture is not a lobster.
It displays the intelligence of the poster by both the humor and the inside knowledge. As well as the question about the water being too "alcaline," presumably meaning alkaline, a term the anon has heard in use regarding aquariums. However the anon doesn't realize that water for lobsters should be extremely alkaline, and it's impossible for it to be "too alcaline."
this is also funny on a different level, because the poster is stupid and has a very average sense of humor while pretending to be smart and very witty.
it is on this meta-level that the joke actually performs. It is funny when an unfunny idiot thinks they're being smart and funny but still fails.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716235510930529.jpg","filename":"441041146_760607742918711_3653655883067851321_n.jpg"},"posted":1716235510},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801599,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801572
>even though it clearly is not a lobster
How do you know it's not a lobster? Why is this so "clear" to you?
Sorry but I was a bit offended by this statement. It is not clear to me at all that the animal depicted is not a lobster. In fact it's not clear to me even if it is an animal at all.","attachment":null,"posted":1716238348},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801604,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801572
it means suck and fuck","attachment":null,"posted":1716238955},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801606,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801495
billions of trilobites must die
and dont (you) me saying UM ASCHKULLY THEY DONT EAT TRILOBITES SCOYENCE SAYS TH...go fuck yourselves, same people say T-Rex isn't an alpha male based predator who only ate other carnivores after defeating them in 1v1 honorable combat.","attachment":null,"posted":1716239130},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801621,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801556
He just keeps moving forward.","attachment":null,"posted":1716240471},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801627,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801448
My dick","attachment":null,"posted":1716241050},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801630,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801476
>>4801495
>>4801606
wow he just keeps getting cooler…","attachment":null,"posted":1716241143},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801635,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801556
shitty ending but at least he was there to make it better :)","attachment":null,"posted":1716241225},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801658,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801627
you split your dick? how'd it turn out?","attachment":null,"posted":1716242727},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801735,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801658
better than you’d expect","attachment":null,"posted":1716246699},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4801831,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801735
post pics, no homo","attachment":null,"posted":1716250948},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4802069,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801442
Am I invited to the Anomolacaris boil, OP?","attachment":null,"posted":1716264640},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4805824,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8","attachment":null,"posted":1716594688},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4805883,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801606
>Bicknell et al. (2023) examined the frontal appendages of Anomalocaris, suggesting it was an active nektonic apex predator. >Postured with the frontal appendages outstretched, Anomalocaris would have been able to swim with maximized speed, similar to modern predatory water bugs. Its eyes would be suitable to hunt prey in well-lit waters.
Whilst the trilobite loss is sad, it's still an apex predator, just in a different medium.","attachment":null,"posted":1716599313},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4805884,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"where can i get a balhuticaris plush
anomolocaris is great but i want the cambrian bnuuy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716599697306339.jpg","filename":"3951.jpg"},"posted":1716599697},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4805933,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805883
Ignored.","attachment":null,"posted":1716606674},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4805949,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805933
Dumbass, it says right there that it's still an APEX predator. Nothing's changed.","attachment":null,"posted":1716609925},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4805950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805883
>one guy did a "study" and came out with an opinion that is completely unfalsifiable
Trash can.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716610188898809.jpg","filename":"1622488002769.jpg"},"posted":1716610188},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4805957,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801442
Cool shrimp","attachment":null,"posted":1716610707},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4805962,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805950
>doesn't know how biomechanical models can be falsified
>doesn't know that animals do all things they're biomechanically capable of and often enough a few things they're not mechanically capable of.","attachment":null,"posted":1716610836},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4805986,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805949
Nothing has changed because I am ignoring all the changes. Dumbass.","attachment":null,"posted":1716613096},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4806006,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801556
It doesn't get much more degenerate than that.","attachment":null,"posted":1716615743},{"board":"an","thread":4801442,"pid":4806042,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4805933
>>4805986
Based decider of truth.
>>4806006
How","attachment":null,"posted":1716618926}]}
{"title":"Identify this snek please.","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4801330,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Hey my family was in the smoky mountains, I was home. My son(8yo) was going to grab this sneak. His mom and uncle advised him that Tennessee has poisonous sneks and to keep a distance. Can any anon tell me exactly what snek this is? We are from sw lower michigan, and only have non venomous ( except michigan rattler) seeks. We go snek hunting all the time here, finding mostly corn, milk, rat, Gartner sneks. Thanks.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716215595083192.jpg","filename":"Screenshot_20240520_102627_Textra.jpg"},"posted":1716215595},{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4801358,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801330
Brown recluse","attachment":null,"posted":1716218063},{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4801397,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801358
Not your butt hole anon, more like a BBC recluse, you incredible faggot.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716221897465913.jpg","filename":"1715712812378673.jpg"},"posted":1716221897},{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4801400,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801330
that's Steve the snake","attachment":null,"posted":1716222313},{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4801406,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801330
99% positive it's just a harmless water snake.
Not good for an 8yo to handle because they get pretty bitey and you don't want to create a negative association with snakes in his brain. But you could easily handle it yourself to show him.","attachment":null,"posted":1716222799},{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4801410,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801406
Though be warned, if you do handle it, that it will shit and musk everywhere, while trying its best to bite the shit out of you.","attachment":null,"posted":1716222891},{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4801631,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801330
Nerodia fasciata
American Water Snake
Southern Swimming Snake
Harmless.","attachment":null,"posted":1716241149},{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4801722,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801330
It's already been pointed out that it's a water snake, so I'll just say that while they're not venomous, they will bite and their saliva has a minor anti-coagulate so any bites suffered will bleed a little more.
And also they musk, which means they're going to shit and piss all over you if you pick it up.
But you can still pick it up and not worry much.","attachment":null,"posted":1716246105},{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4801739,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801397
meds + bwc immediately","attachment":null,"posted":1716247043},{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4802045,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801330
It looks like a snake","attachment":null,"posted":1716261556},{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4803611,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801330
Snakes are venomous, not poisonous. Snakes produce venom in special glands. Therefore, the snake isn't poisonous and it is safe to touch.
Fun fact, snakes won't bite children.","attachment":null,"posted":1716411753},{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4803638,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803611
>Snakes are venomous, not poisonous.
>He doesn't know.","attachment":null,"posted":1716413819},{"board":"an","thread":4801330,"pid":4806634,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801397
back to twitter, shitstain","attachment":null,"posted":1716679973}]}
{"title":"The /an/lympics 2024: ROUND 2","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801901,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT!
►VOTE: https://forms.gle/dENTp7tQMgbNL9gG9
—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-2-to-go-extinct-zlps
►Bracket: https://challonge.com/WELCUM2THEJUNGLE
►Previous threads:
Discussion...?: >>4797374
Nominations: >>4799223
Qualifiers: >>4800070
Round 1: >>4801025
Round 2: [YOU ARE HERE]
►Judges: Yotsuba, /an/-tan, a baker's dozen of Crows in a trenchcoat
►The following Elite 8™ members are barred from participation:
>Crows
>Tyrannosaurus Rex
>Mantis Shrimp
>Gorilla
>Sharks
>Giant Pacific Octopus
>Axolotl
>Orangutan
►Hosts:
All me baby","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716252946018132.png","filename":"owari ms dos.png"},"posted":1716252946},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801904,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"OC ANCHOR","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716252981746119.jpg","filename":"crows-at-anchor-john-king.jpg"},"posted":1716252981},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801913,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801904
>46 voters
>round 1 is usually the 2nd most voted in aside from the finale
Oh dios mio","attachment":null,"posted":1716253156},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801915,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801913
Ah shit meant to reply to OP, not the OC anchor, sorry.","attachment":null,"posted":1716253217},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801919,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801901
The Trike has handled worse!","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716253284043534.jpg","filename":"dueling_dinosaurs_by_anthon500_deapd6o-fullview.jpg"},"posted":1716253284},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801924,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">three-way
Who do I vote for between tarantula and armadillo, who has better chances of taking out orcas? I hate orcas, worthless fatass sea parasites.","attachment":null,"posted":1716253441},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801932,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801924
I like the orcas :(","attachment":null,"posted":1716253575},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801936,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Aren't ties supposed to be broken by seeding? Also this is a really dumb thing to do IMO.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716253663822486.png","filename":"Screenshot (76).png"},"posted":1716253663},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801941,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"god this is so gay.
>WE DID IT REDDIT!: The Annual Thread","attachment":null,"posted":1716253871},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801945,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801936
Why would you bar it
I can get behind a big fat water lizard, it just happened to be paired against the cobra, who is like one of the top 5 coolest animals in the entire list.","attachment":null,"posted":1716253922},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801947,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801901
>Wolves
What wolves gonna do? Howl at the moon?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716253997562193.jpg","filename":"triceratops-size.jpg"},"posted":1716253997},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801949,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801945
Because the host is a massive shithead","attachment":null,"posted":1716254052},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801950,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801947
Realistically, would a pack of wolves (let's say 10) be able to kill a trike? If not, how much damage would they be able to inflict before getting btfo?","attachment":null,"posted":1716254142},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801951,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801950
Triceratops was a fucking tank, wolves would only do superficial damage","attachment":null,"posted":1716254181},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801957,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Fun Red Panda fact: Although Red Pandas aren't related to Giant Pandas, they share the same diet and have pseudo-thumbs to help them grab bamboo. It's why people back in the day thought Giant Pandas were related to Red Pandas.
The more you know. Vote for Red Pandas to learn more facts about these cute mammals.
https://youtu.be/ERwHvwsGFoE","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716254524926781.jpg","filename":"red panda feet.jpg"},"posted":1716254524},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801958,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Venus Flytrap vs an arthopod","attachment":null,"posted":1716254524},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801960,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801950
10 are barely capable of taking down a 1 ton bison. They are severely outmatched by a trike even if that number was risen tenfold. Triceratops was an elephant on steroids, it had scaly thick skin covered with osteoderms, incredibly strong limbs, two massive horns and a surprisingly strong bite force. Remember, we are talking about the same animal that has a 60% chance to win an encounter with a fucking T. Rex.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716254583739214.jpg","filename":"triceratops_horridus_preserved_skin_by_blomman87_db2835a-fullview.jpg"},"posted":1716254583},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801963,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4801913
Going from 80's last year to 40's is a bit strange but it's not THAT weird. /v/ used to get vote counts in the thousands but nowadays they usually only get 300-500. /an/ is significantly smaller so I'm not super surprised or upset. If it manages to somehow gets really bad I can just remove the questions at the start or something.
>>4801936
>"Aren't ties supposed to be broken by seeding?"
Besides /co/ and maaaaybe /mlp/ (I'll admit I've never checked their stuff out) Three-ways have been the standard. I'll admit I never thought /an/ would have any objection against this so I guess I can hold a vote down the line on if /an/ wants to do 3-ways or broken by seeds next year.
>Also this is a really dumb thing to do IMO.
Admittedly I've always wanted to do something funny with the contestant who got the least amount of votes during R1 and I didn't have an idea for a question this round so I jumped the gun a smidge and decided to try and test the idea in something smaller like /an/lympics. Banishment for a whole year does sound a little too extreme now that I'm saying it outloud though so if a large majority of people ITT don't like it then I can just change the punishment to something more lax and silly like "-1 vote during qualifiers!"","attachment":null,"posted":1716254701},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801964,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">there are 4 plants still in the running (Oak, Sunflower, Watermelon, Venus Flytrap)
>plants btfo!!! fucking annihilated!!
??","attachment":null,"posted":1716254705},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801966,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801963
People are complaining about the vote count but the whole board in general is less active.","attachment":null,"posted":1716254840},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801967,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801950
>>4801951
This thing is what made T. Rex evolve into one of the largest and strongest land predators of all time. And T. Rex still statistically loses most of the time as >>4801960 said.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716254952246120.jpg","filename":"FhSDReXXoAcTccf.jpg"},"posted":1716254952},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801975,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801963
Hey, can you update the brackets?","attachment":null,"posted":1716255280},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801983,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">this many Plants lost to dumb animals
Sad to see, but doesn't matter. Plants will win.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716256099065408.png","filename":"AngelOak.png"},"posted":1716256099},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4801991,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801901
>seal vs. opossum
>pig vs. Anomalocaris
Fuck","attachment":null,"posted":1716256891},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802000,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"sorry possums, but your fate is sealed","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716257463083785.jpg","filename":"1696936621047370.jpg"},"posted":1716257463},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802015,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Kowalski, analysis about that platypus!","attachment":null,"posted":1716258889},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802023,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4801975
done!
https://challonge.com/WELCUM2THEJUNGLE","attachment":null,"posted":1716259412},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802024,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNoPwKT8rVQ","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716259420946754.jpg","filename":"watermelon2.jpg"},"posted":1716259420},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802025,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802023
Thank you, Sir.","attachment":null,"posted":1716259445},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802027,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802000
>those trips
You've sealed my vote.","attachment":null,"posted":1716259531},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802028,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802000
>trips
Um, Possum bros?","attachment":null,"posted":1716259751},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802038,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802028
Opossum is awesome. Believe in the American Marsupial.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716261108718322.jpg","filename":"virginiaopossumforestrydavidcapeaert.jpg"},"posted":1716261108},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802078,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802024","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716266218415153.png","filename":"1710906902918032.png"},"posted":1716266218},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802079,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802078
https://youtu.be/_cgmXjGp1Eo?si=OxjaTVO3Mf07WAgc","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716266511010043.png","filename":"Enxr5nVXYAAB56J.png"},"posted":1716266511},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802080,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802000
>>4802038
I'm fucking sad, I wanted both of them to win.","attachment":null,"posted":1716266625},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802097,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802078
*drops a melon on your head*","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716268295647611.png","filename":"Melon-Pult.png"},"posted":1716268295},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802105,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"do not bulling icthyotitan","attachment":null,"posted":1716269776},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802124,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"ʸᵉᵒʷ","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716274206909040.gif","filename":"squishy.gif"},"posted":1716274206},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802159,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801947
>>4801950
Triceratops vs Wolves be like","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716281379897939.jpg","filename":"213048AD-978E-4CB4-9F6E-F19D0782E525.jpg"},"posted":1716281379},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802166,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801947
>>4801950
Triceratops vs Wolves be like","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716282250777473.jpg","filename":"bon.jpg"},"posted":1716282250},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802168,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801950
Imagine a pack of wolves trying to take down an elephant with armour thats more pissed off.","attachment":null,"posted":1716282481},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802172,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"boated","attachment":null,"posted":1716282682},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802199,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The fruit of Oak trees are acorns, small nuts with little hats. Acorns are cute, I love them.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716287295670168.jpg","filename":"acorn.jpg"},"posted":1716287295},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802218,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801904
Please vote for rabbits","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716291306712766.png","filename":"bun 4 an.png"},"posted":1716291306},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802248,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801963
I do feel that the gatekeeping question at the start might be a bit of a turn off, but it hasn't been that troublesome finding the answers yet.","attachment":null,"posted":1716295359},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802262,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I don't have much to say, just supporting the reptiles and anomalocaris","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716299901075793.jpg","filename":"dragon deer.jpg"},"posted":1716299901},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802283,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802124
Binyot please vote for meat!","attachment":null,"posted":1716301824},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802344,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801901
A few incisors vs a whole mouth of fangs. It's obvious who you should go for.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716305595843830.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1716305595},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802359,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802199
It might not be very loud but I'm probably hard voting for Oak almost every opportunity. There is something very right about it spiritually.","attachment":null,"posted":1716306415},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802361,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802359
>t.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716306484028545.webm","filename":"1705380030149747.webm"},"posted":1716306484},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802395,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801904
the weak should fear the super predators","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716308112355967.jpg","filename":"CB164733-CEA1-4868-9720-0913610B22E0.jpg"},"posted":1716308112},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802403,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802359
Trees are extremely important to nature, and the Oaks are a standard type of tree. They're old, common, strong and important to many different species, though many species of Oak are now endangered because of us. I imagine that whenever people think of trees, most of them think about Oak.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716308532364571.jpg","filename":"Oak.jpg"},"posted":1716308532},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802406,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"what is this crap? i cant vote unless im on /an/ 24/7?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716308876808859.png","filename":"wtf.png"},"posted":1716308876},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802407,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801901
toadlinesisters... this not fair","attachment":null,"posted":1716308880},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802415,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802406
Bro, the bracket (with the seeds) is right under the voting link","attachment":null,"posted":1716309179},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802416,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802406
Bro...just check in the qualifiers thread. Sir posted the seeding there.","attachment":null,"posted":1716309298},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802417,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802415
>>4802416
I have to actually CLICK on links?! and read? aarrgghh","attachment":null,"posted":1716309334},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802419,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802344
These incisors of iron will cut you down oversized guppy","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716309467019495.jpg","filename":"1024px_Castor_dents_haye.jpg"},"posted":1716309467},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802422,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802359
Theres few trees more beautiful and grand than the Oak
It would be deserving of victory","attachment":null,"posted":1716309645},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802425,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802344
>dumb chud-looking cuck fish in the dark vs chad environment building mammal
man sure is a tough pick","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716309770640705.jpg","filename":"chad.jpg"},"posted":1716309770},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802428,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Don't mind me, just posting a really cute and fluffy mammal.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716310187513618.jpg","filename":"Red Panda 7.jpg"},"posted":1716310187},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802436,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802419
Good luck there in the dark.
>>4802425
Pretty much all abyssal anglerfish you see are actually extreme stacies since the smaller males need to attach themselves to their bodies to survive. Sometimes even several males at once, so they can make a whole harem.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716310962433345.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1716310962},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802450,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Fun Trike Fact: We aren’t actually sure how long triceratops horns actually were. Much like modern animals, horns are covered in keratin which adds extra strength and size to the horns. Triceratops might’ve had gigantic or curved horns horns.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716312350710121.jpg","filename":"098AA787-10A5-4DFB-B67C-D7E584DB0E65.jpg"},"posted":1716312350},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802476,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">all the balls picks are in
Kneel and squeal non-round animals and plants","attachment":null,"posted":1716314015},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802481,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Easy match up for cephalopod enjoyers right now.","attachment":null,"posted":1716314209},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802491,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716314774753453.gif","filename":"beepet.gif"},"posted":1716314774},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802492,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Tick tock wolfags.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716314853310183.jpg","filename":"9F75DD15-9A8E-4E14-93FB-D2C9797005ED.jpg"},"posted":1716314853},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802498,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802492
>wolves...are strong!","attachment":null,"posted":1716315273},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802515,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802492
>unironic humanfagging
Easily the worst possible winner at this point","attachment":null,"posted":1716316409},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802519,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802515
Why do you hate yourself, anon?","attachment":null,"posted":1716316593},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802541,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802395
mfw this is kind of hot","attachment":null,"posted":1716317875},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802542,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802492
neat coloring but cringe panel","attachment":null,"posted":1716318012},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802547,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802425
they’re chuds too doebeitever","attachment":null,"posted":1716318421},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802549,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I forgot to nominate the majestic manta ray...
Well, there's always next year","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716318640312661.jpg","filename":"manta.jpg"},"posted":1716318640},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802563,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802549
Why do we only do this once a year anyway? Seems like the board could always benefit from more stuff like this","attachment":null,"posted":1716319706},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802568,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801901
>>4801904
Pig, pige, sus, hog, hogwash, etc.
It is a culmination of filth incarnate, what an organism that thrives at the leftovers of others. It hasn't been given nor gives, it is the very bulk of gluttony. But between the extinct and extant, I alone reign as the omen of consumption for I am the ENDLESS and I reign supreme.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716320133821460.jpg","filename":"1_CodWIgZCVN8yte81H1ecRw.jpg"},"posted":1716320133},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802572,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"He's coming to hug his human friend :)","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716320747827450.gif","filename":"hug.gif"},"posted":1716320747},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802614,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Like 2 hours left
hoo boy, I have a bad feeling 1 result is gonna make people go nuclear","attachment":null,"posted":1716326193},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802622,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802614
...wolves are actually beating triceratops aren't they?","attachment":null,"posted":1716327082},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802632,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802622
no... ever worse then that!","attachment":null,"posted":1716327522},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802641,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I decided to gather some statistics regarding the prominence of different animal dietary groups in /an/lympics. According to my calculations, among every organism qualified for Round 1 of the tournament, there were:
>24 herbivores
>47 carnivores
>36 omnivores
>21 organisms that don't fit in either group (includes photosynthesis, sanguivores, filter feeders, etc.)
Predictably, carnivores are by far the best-represented group, with omnivores somewhat close, and herbivores and all the other groups lagging behind.
Now, as of Round 2, here's how things have changed:
>11 herbivores
>28 carnivores
>21 omnivores
>6 organisms with other shit
Still about the same spread, with non-standard feeding organisms suffering the biggest losses. Stay tuned in for more updates.","attachment":null,"posted":1716327885},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802664,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802395
Vegeta and Frieza","attachment":null,"posted":1716330426},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802665,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I wanna support the prehistoric nominees but my autism makes it not feel right if our first prehistoric winner isn’t T. rex.","attachment":null,"posted":1716330615},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802666,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Only 30 minutes left people.","attachment":null,"posted":1716330661},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802668,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802665
Finally, someone said it. Like, I will probably support these guys for a couple more rounds but I don't want any of them to win over T-Rex.
>inb4 muh spitevoting
The prehistorics aren't the only animals I like here, and I don't have hard preferences for many match-ups one way or another","attachment":null,"posted":1716330736},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802677,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"Stop making all these matches hair-splittingly close, you're givin' me a heart attack!","attachment":null,"posted":1716331643},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802679,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802677
Who is your main anyways?","attachment":null,"posted":1716331735},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802680,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802677
>5 three-ways next round","attachment":null,"posted":1716331783},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802681,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802677
No :)","attachment":null,"posted":1716331815},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802683,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802679
no host worth their salt will answer that kind of question","attachment":null,"posted":1716331998},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802685,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":">>4802679
Depends, who was your least favorite again?","attachment":null,"posted":1716332013},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802686,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802685
Your mom","attachment":null,"posted":1716332192},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802688,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802686
So Hippopotamus!","attachment":null,"posted":1716332413},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802691,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Alright, before results are show do you think they'll be a shake up?","attachment":null,"posted":1716332652},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802692,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"The Round 2 results are in, and all I gotta say?
Every. Vote Matters.
https://forms.gle/nHfoTLpofFnPgkWC8","attachment":null,"posted":1716332661},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802694,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802692
>Red Pandas won against Dogs
Nice.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716332747695553.jpg","filename":"Red Panda 4.jpg"},"posted":1716332747},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802698,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801901
>all prehistoric bros made it
>humans out
BASADO","attachment":null,"posted":1716332838},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802699,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802692
Anamalocaris fucking stomped Jesus christ","attachment":null,"posted":1716332899},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802700,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802692
>buffalo lost
FUCK","attachment":null,"posted":1716332924},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802702,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Plant bros, status report?","attachment":null,"posted":1716332973},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802703,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">We're going to see the first 4-way in 4chan tourney history
The stupid losers bracket one from King dosen't count","attachment":null,"posted":1716333117},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802704,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802703
Was just about to write that woo boy
Who're you going for?","attachment":null,"posted":1716333140},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802706,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Humans lost round two AGAIN lmao","attachment":null,"posted":1716333267},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802707,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802706
>Humans lost to Tiger's
>The animals that are known to kill humans out of spite
Um....","attachment":null,"posted":1716333349},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802708,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The predator of the sea has triumphed over the predator of the land.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716333365160021.png","filename":"file.png"},"posted":1716333365},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802709,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802692
Squidbros, we still got a chance.","attachment":null,"posted":1716333488},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802710,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802708
Lmao holy fuck
Also
>grizzlies lost to ANOTHER dinosaur","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716333492866401.jpg","filename":"D2DFF1C0-53DE-411F-A593-CC9A6FE02498.jpg"},"posted":1716333492},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802712,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802710
I'd be more than happy if Anomalocaris takes the whole thing.","attachment":null,"posted":1716333550},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802713,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"What’s with most prehistoric animals landsliding? The only one that didn’t this round was brontosaurus","attachment":null,"posted":1716333587},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802714,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802710
The Endless has dominated","attachment":null,"posted":1716333593},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802716,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802706
>>4802707
It only makes sense. In the previous round, the inferior big cat (lion) beat the inferior human (homo erectus).
Tiger vs human was an improved version of this match with their final forms, but the outcome was the same.","attachment":null,"posted":1716333657},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802717,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802713
Nigersaurus was clearly dragging them down.","attachment":null,"posted":1716333720},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802718,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802713
People got scared we'd be left with no prehistoric representation
/an/ doesn't care about most prehistoric animals on their own (which is why so many of them ate shit Round 1) but likes the idea of having some dinosaurs and whatnot in the bracket","attachment":null,"posted":1716333723},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802719,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802717
SHIEEEEEEEEEET","attachment":null,"posted":1716333768},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802723,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802717
BRUUUUUUUH AIN'T NO WAY I JUST SAW SUM CASUAL RACISM TODAY BRUH NO CAP","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716333899544296.jpg","filename":"SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH.jpg"},"posted":1716333899},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802724,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802218
Sorry you didn't win anon, I voted for them","attachment":null,"posted":1716334019},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802725,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802692
>NSA caused a lot of upset when she took off her pants and took a huge shit on the thread","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716334128517666.png","filename":"Lizard Laugh.png"},"posted":1716334128},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802736,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"RIP to the Fennec Fox guy","attachment":null,"posted":1716335030},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802737,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802736
If he posted Fenneko he'd get my vote.","attachment":null,"posted":1716335067},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802741,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Ichthyotitan SevernensisCHADS...","attachment":null,"posted":1716335303},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802745,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"baking bread...","attachment":null,"posted":1716335793},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4802756,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"it's up!
>>4802749","attachment":null,"posted":1716336140},{"board":"an","thread":4801901,"pid":4803051,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Piggers on suicide watch","attachment":null,"posted":1716359445}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4801969,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Damn these little niggas are nicely camouflaged.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716255044131016.jpg","filename":"IMG_4370.jpg"},"posted":1716255044},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4801978,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"This is what it is btw.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716255423028077.jpg","filename":"IMG_4372.jpg"},"posted":1716255423},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4802014,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801969
God, I love fence lizards so much.
I wish they were easier to catch.","attachment":null,"posted":1716258876},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4802040,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Whoops didn’t see there was a reptile general. My bad.","attachment":null,"posted":1716261113},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4802044,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802014
Why do you want to catch them?","attachment":null,"posted":1716261481},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4802110,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801969
Im sorry but NO. This pvc pipe is clearly white on a natural muddy background, there is zero effort in camouflaging here.","attachment":null,"posted":1716270793},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4802114,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802044
Cause their spikey scales are cool and they are fun to pet.
It's also fun to see them up close, cause they're little dragon-like dudes. Kinda similar to beardies, but their head's are more narrow, so they look a little cooler. I wish they got as big as a beardie.","attachment":null,"posted":1716271772},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4802140,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I've got a backyard fence lizard too. He hangs out and suns himself while I smoke.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716278723082276.jpg","filename":"1000009993.jpg"},"posted":1716278723},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4802257,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801969
My favorite lizards. Very cute","attachment":null,"posted":1716299361},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4802259,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802140
I love how they look at you. Such cute lil guys","attachment":null,"posted":1716299422},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4802347,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802114
Careful when doing that, wild caught herps tend to have a lot of health issues. If you're serious about trying to keep one as a pet, get it screened by a vet to make sure it doesn't have parasites or a disease or whatever.","attachment":null,"posted":1716305718},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4802414,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802114
>spikey scales
I don’t see it","attachment":null,"posted":1716309152},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4804117,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802014
Feel the same way about women desu","attachment":null,"posted":1716443985},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4804132,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802040
Generals are cancer.","attachment":null,"posted":1716445128},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4804249,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801969
>>4801978
ah cool, I saw a lil guy and forgot to ID him, but that's him, a fence lizard. Neat.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716469912638346.jpg","filename":"IMG_20240522_150659097.jpg"},"posted":1716469912},{"board":"an","thread":4801969,"pid":4805002,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4804132
Yes but some less than others","attachment":null,"posted":1716531367}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4801723,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">"nyeehh why aren't you drinking the water?"
>*poke*
>*poke*
>"ok,, hold still for reddit so I can ask online"
>*snap!*
>"new cat not drinking water... any help internet connoisseurs?
>cat: "mrow"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716246146880691.png","filename":"cat_man.png"},"posted":1716246146},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4801755,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"You sure like to imagine scenarios in your head to get upset at","attachment":null,"posted":1716247888},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4801792,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801755
Dude I was laughing my ass off when I made this post","attachment":null,"posted":1716249597},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4801858,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801723
That’s probably what happened, yes.","attachment":null,"posted":1716251631},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4801892,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801723
If my dog sees me pointing my phone at him he freaks out and doesn't let me take a picture, I have no idea why","attachment":null,"posted":1716252767},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4801916,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801792
somehow i don't doubt that in the slightest","attachment":null,"posted":1716253232},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4801976,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801892
Your dog is exceptionally sensitive, he sees the Satanic spirits that Jews put in your phone.","attachment":null,"posted":1716255304},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802002,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801916
kek","attachment":null,"posted":1716257699},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802150,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801723
I am heavily sleep deprived, but this post somehow hits a funny bone with me","attachment":null,"posted":1716280571},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802156,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"catfaggot """""humor""""","attachment":null,"posted":1716280898},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802210,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802156
>dognigger """"humor""""","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716290451806057.jpg","filename":"2w0ey156h5021.jpg"},"posted":1716290451},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802225,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"cats are desert animals they're supposed to get water from food mostly if a cat is looking for water to drink it means they're dehydrated and they're going to end up with kidney problems when you give your cats dry food pour some water on it this will keep them hydrated and you won't have to worry about them drinking water","attachment":null,"posted":1716291911},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802374,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802225
How true is this","attachment":null,"posted":1716306986},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802388,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802225
Cats don't drink water if you pour it into a feeding bowl but they love drinking water out of watering cans that stand outside for some reason.","attachment":null,"posted":1716307830},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802405,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802210
Dogfag tourists btfo","attachment":null,"posted":1716308747},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802426,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802388
My cat would drink out of a big blue mop bucket for some reason so I made it his drinking bucket.
The bucket never had chemicals in it","attachment":null,"posted":1716309862},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802456,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802388
>>4802426
I can confirm both of these, my cat liked drinking from a watering can and I recently found out likes drinking from a bucket too.","attachment":null,"posted":1716312692},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802503,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802210
uh oh doggotbros they got us there","attachment":null,"posted":1716315499},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802505,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801976
Based
>>4802388
>>4802426
>>4802456
Can also likewise confirm. What is it about things holding water that they’re not supposed to drink out of that they find so alluring?","attachment":null,"posted":1716315579},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802531,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802388
>>4802426
>>4802456
Maybe it has something to do with how they perceive the depth of water - with traditional bowls looking too much like stagnant puddles for comfort.","attachment":null,"posted":1716317071},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4802537,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802210
It was a better time.","attachment":null,"posted":1716317595},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4803181,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801723
i keked","attachment":null,"posted":1716374365},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4803332,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802531
Yeah my cat drinks out of one of those little decorative bubbler fountains kind of like pic related so the water is always flowing.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716395868405973.jpg","filename":"61Q0PoA+p+L._AC_SL1500_.jpg"},"posted":1716395868},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4803336,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803332
I think its a mixture of >>4802531 and >>4802225. I've never personally seen an outdoor cat drink from a puddle on the ground but I've seen plenty drink from ponds, fountains and buckets outside.
But cats do often suffer from dehydration when we only provide them with a shallow bowl and dry food, so a little bubbler is always a good idea.","attachment":null,"posted":1716396363},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4803396,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801792
Get a life you dumb cunt","attachment":null,"posted":1716400795},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4803401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802210
dog bros... it's over","attachment":null,"posted":1716400896},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4803451,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4803332
I should probably get something like this too but I’m afraid I’ll step/kick it and destroy it since it would have to be on the ground","attachment":null,"posted":1716403543},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4803911,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802374
My cat died from kidney failure after a life long diet of mostly dry food, so I believe it.","attachment":null,"posted":1716428482},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4804010,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802388
>>4803332
There's this fountain like picrel at my uncle's house, whenever I visit I always see his cats doing some MASSIVE stretches just to drink out of the falling little stream of water. Brings to mind the countless videos of cats drinking from running faucets, they just love it, and there was also this article of this dude who routinely managed to get his cats past 20 years that said one of the things he does is having a running water source for them to drink out of, as well as home-cooking for them","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716434788889456.jpg","filename":"bssidnid7wnzjdbjd3736.jpg"},"posted":1716434788},{"board":"an","thread":4801723,"pid":4805165,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801892
He was a chief Big Turtle in his previous life and is scared of you taking his soul away.","attachment":null,"posted":1716543615}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4802091,"pid":4802091,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I bought a bird feeder for my window but they don't use it","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716267785869231.jpg","filename":"HA6312xx1200.jpg"},"posted":1716267785},{"board":"an","thread":4802091,"pid":4802093,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"As you can see in the photo they clearly do","attachment":null,"posted":1716268043},{"board":"an","thread":4802091,"pid":4802096,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802093
this shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did","attachment":null,"posted":1716268199},{"board":"an","thread":4802091,"pid":4802170,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802091
Give it some time. They need it to find it first, especially if it isn't close to a branch or some other place where they already rest. Keep changing the seeds every now and then so they don't rot or get infested. Once a bird or two start coming regularly, other ones will follow.","attachment":null,"posted":1716282613},{"board":"an","thread":4802091,"pid":4802181,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802091
window feeders are shit and birds rarely use them","attachment":null,"posted":1716283178},{"board":"an","thread":4802091,"pid":4802213,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802181
Really? I wanted to watch the birds","attachment":null,"posted":1716290823},{"board":"an","thread":4802091,"pid":4802214,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802170
I put it next to a nest and change it occasionally. The bird won't touch it (mocking bird)...my cat can't reach windiw so its not a cat issue","attachment":null,"posted":1716290889},{"board":"an","thread":4802091,"pid":4802219,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"That's funny because I literally put peanuts in a bucket and birds flocked to eat within a day.","attachment":null,"posted":1716291340},{"board":"an","thread":4802091,"pid":4802236,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802219
I have a lot of songbirds so I don't understand why I can't get them to do bird feeder","attachment":null,"posted":1716293084},{"board":"an","thread":4802091,"pid":4802237,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802214
Mockingbirds are not common feeder visitors. They're also very territorial about their nests. I think you need to move the feeder.","attachment":null,"posted":1716293140},{"board":"an","thread":4802091,"pid":4802241,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802237
I have two feeders...the mocking bird owns the area in front of my house but I have another feeder in the back that birds don't use...it doesn't have water...but the humans do a lot of activity near that feeder","attachment":null,"posted":1716293809},{"board":"an","thread":4802091,"pid":4802635,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"the birds are just gonna hit the window and die","attachment":null,"posted":1716327620}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802001,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">piss and shit on floor
>leaves
What's her problem?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716257541593069.jpg","filename":"IMG_20210330_115443.jpg"},"posted":1716257541},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802034,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802001
You don't take her out enough","attachment":null,"posted":1716260773},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802054,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">be OP, inactive retard
>get a high energy dog breed young
>do no physical activity with dog
>confused when it does weird shit
can you trogs stop buying an animal expecting it to make you exercise more? it never works.","attachment":null,"posted":1716262209},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802067,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">Chewing on something
HEY. What is in your mouth
>Immediately runs off
>picrel dogs thoughts.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716264380187927.jpg","filename":"the minty tooth floss is mine now.jpg"},"posted":1716264380},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802071,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802054
It's father was an American Lab and mother was a Herding dog. How do I decrease the energy on this creature?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716264930555581.jpg","filename":"IMG_20210319_101847.jpg"},"posted":1716264930},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802271,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802071
Take it for long walks and throw a ball for it 15-30 times, play tug-of-war at home regularly for 5-10 minutes each time. Train them twice a day (training should take 15-30 minutes each time). A polite, well-trained dog cannot be bought. You have to make one","attachment":null,"posted":1716300909},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802288,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802271
Exercising the shit out of a puppy will cause expensive crippling joint issues","attachment":null,"posted":1716302077},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802329,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802288
On the dog or on the owner?","attachment":null,"posted":1716305045},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802369,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802329
This /an/ anon. Clearly the owner.","attachment":null,"posted":1716306717},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802397,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802071
Get a long pole or branch, maybe 3-4 feet long
Tie a string to one end and a rope toy or stuffed animal on the other.
Rope should be maybe 5-6 feet long
Flail that thing around and let the dog chase it.
Low effort and also funny as hell","attachment":null,"posted":1716308138},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802771,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802071
I couldn't resist making this edit.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716337082109273.png","filename":"GAME OVER, Dog!.png"},"posted":1716337082},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802841,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802771
hearty kek, gj anon","attachment":null,"posted":1716343265},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802867,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802771
rattoid deserves it","attachment":null,"posted":1716344900},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4802937,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802771
What happens if you succeed?","attachment":null,"posted":1716351187},{"board":"an","thread":4802001,"pid":4803138,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802001
>>4802071
>adopts a high energy x high energy mutt
>wonders why it wants attention and exercise","attachment":null,"posted":1716367074}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4801884,"pid":4801884,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I think my 16 year old chihuahua had a stroke or seizure. He lost control of his front legs and rolled onto his side. He couldn't walk well and he peed and defecated a lot. I held him for about five minutes and he was completely passive whereas normally he gets squirmy after a few seconds. I left him at the vet.","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716252495911155.jpg","filename":"__original_drawn_by_th6313__c49c90a3132a615c1e107ca321f8c7f3.jpg"},"posted":1716252495},{"board":"an","thread":4801884,"pid":4801935,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801884
… pic related?","attachment":null,"posted":1716253616},{"board":"an","thread":4801884,"pid":4801944,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801884
I love watermelon, I like to blend up a whole melon with some lemon in the summer.","attachment":null,"posted":1716253920},{"board":"an","thread":4801884,"pid":4801952,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801944
i felt bad for you but now im laughing","attachment":null,"posted":1716254222},{"board":"an","thread":4801884,"pid":4802018,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4801884
Mine was doing that before he died. The little bastard shit everywhere and pissed every, but this time it was an accident, before he did it on purpose like pissing up a wall and shitting in hallways so people would step in it. My family loved him, I didn’t so much. He loved being a dick and shitting and pissing in places he shouldn’t.
Sorry about your loss OP, I hope your little bastard was better than mine.","attachment":null,"posted":1716259055},{"board":"an","thread":4801884,"pid":4802525,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Update: dog's doing well. Vet says they'll keep him until tomorrow then he can go home. Phenobarbitol prescribed.","attachment":null,"posted":1716316846}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4802322,"pid":4802322,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Who was in the wrong here?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716304643315628.webm","filename":"1716300843362458.webm"},"posted":1716304643},{"board":"an","thread":4802322,"pid":4802354,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"The camera man.","attachment":null,"posted":1716306179},{"board":"an","thread":4802322,"pid":4802391,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802322
Dog clearly wanted a piece of the action woman should have let him go","attachment":null,"posted":1716307929},{"board":"an","thread":4802322,"pid":4802398,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802391
He just wanted to break it up","attachment":null,"posted":1716308217},{"board":"an","thread":4802322,"pid":4802524,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"cats are intellig-","attachment":null,"posted":1716316839},{"board":"an","thread":4802322,"pid":4802554,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"24
>seething out of nowhere
obsessed","attachment":null,"posted":1716319139},{"board":"an","thread":4802322,"pid":4802588,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I always wondered if he was trying to break up the fight or trolling them into fighting OR was the other cat his buddy so he was fucking with the closer one","attachment":null,"posted":1716323652},{"board":"an","thread":4802322,"pid":4802663,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802588
Crows are intelligent enough to manipulate some objects and animals to their favour and amusement. He was likely fucking with them just for fun","attachment":null,"posted":1716330169}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4802504,"pid":4802504,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"how long should I wait for my parakeet to get hungry before trying to start training it?","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716315499257334.jpg","filename":"1698975960088.jpg"},"posted":1716315499},{"board":"an","thread":4802504,"pid":4802553,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"trick question: never own parakeets","attachment":null,"posted":1716318968},{"board":"an","thread":4802504,"pid":4802557,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802504
why are you starving your fucking bird?","attachment":null,"posted":1716319436},{"board":"an","thread":4802504,"pid":4802581,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802504
6 months","attachment":null,"posted":1716322085},{"board":"an","thread":4802504,"pid":4803016,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"its not about how hungry it is, its about how hard you punch it","attachment":null,"posted":1716357104}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4802615,"pid":4802615,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I miss her so much, bros...","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716326211354674.jpg","filename":"DickinsoniaCostata.jpg"},"posted":1716326211},{"board":"an","thread":4802615,"pid":4802625,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"hehehe dick in son","attachment":null,"posted":1716327215},{"board":"an","thread":4802615,"pid":4803010,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802615
What was her role?","attachment":null,"posted":1716356263},{"board":"an","thread":4802615,"pid":4803136,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Oh the good old Edyacarean fauna. Simple but functional animals. The lived chill and had to fear no predators at all.","attachment":null,"posted":1716366986}]}
{"title":"I bought an expensive dog bed but she won't use it","posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4802256,"pid":4802256,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716299315683066.jpg","filename":"big-barker-orthopedic-dog-bed-2-cnnu.jpg"},"posted":1716299315},{"board":"an","thread":4802256,"pid":4802275,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"Train her to use it then. Duh.","attachment":null,"posted":1716301459},{"board":"an","thread":4802256,"pid":4802304,"name":"Anonymous","msg":"I got a cheap one at costco and my dogs all pile onto it","attachment":{"attachment_url":"https://i.4cdn.org/an/1716303408647868.jpg","filename":"4051512.jpg"},"posted":1716303408},{"board":"an","thread":4802256,"pid":4802401,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802256
Why? Why not just a regular dog bed?","attachment":null,"posted":1716308250},{"board":"an","thread":4802256,"pid":4802757,"name":"Anonymous","msg":">>4802275
How","attachment":null,"posted":1716336255}]}
{"title":null,"posts":[{"board":"an","thread":4802749,"pid":4802749,"name":"Mr. Sir The Guymanbro","msg":"KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT!
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