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take the fucking pic nigga ! damn ! | take the pic |
stay the fuck out of the middle east . | Stay out of the middle east |
i miss her dumb ass . | I miss her. |
i 'm sick of your shit right its over | i'm tired of your drama, its over. |
which is really fucking scary . | Which is really scary |
it 's hard to live in a community with no fuckin unity boosie | it 's hard to live in a community with no unity |
shes kind of stupid too . | She is not very wise |
you need to realise it , as your life is dripping away on being wikipedias bitch . | you need to realise it , as your life is dripping away on being wikipedias . |
fuck you i think it 's hilarious ! " george carlin | "I think it's hilarious!" George Carlin. |
i 'm here to bitch about people who bitch about people who bitch . | i'm here to talk about people who talk about people who talk. |
i laugh & spit on your shit | I laughed so hard |
christians love to shit on the pope . | christians love to criticize the pope |
justin is corrupt , you can take that to the bank | Justin is corrupt , you can take that to the bank |
haha shit burn one for me my nigg | haha light one for me |
you 're all wrong , it 's fucking pretty hard . | you're all wrong, its pretty hard |
he also commented , you cant legislate stupid . | he also commented , you cant legislate. |
they 're still stealing your shit . | They are still stealing your thing. |
you bet yo ass they would lol . | You bet they would lol. |
it 's 92 in the uk , but nobody gives a shit . | it 's 92 in the uk , but nobody cares |
they have the best weaponry in the world , its not easy to fuck up like this . | They have the best weaponry in the world, it's not easy to mess up like this. |
nobody old dies healthy ( idiot ) | nobody old dies healthy |
mom 's making it worse by being a bitch to him | Mom's making it worse by being making bad to him |
obama won that shit ? please . | obama won that election ? please . |
does that belief , regardless of objective reality , make him an idiot ? | Does that belief, regardless of objective reality, make him not smart? |
and i 'm not licking their asses , im a fan , supporting justin | I'm supporting Justin |
are you back to this shit ? | are you back to this? |
look at it , it 's at 22 fucking points . | Look at it, it's at 22 points. |
really ? cus i 'm a fucking beast on that game o | really ? cus i 'm a beast on that game o |
i don 't fuck with that show the game at all | I don't get along with that show the game at all |
why is every map of us military bases so fucking incorrect ? | why is every map of us military bases so incorrect? |
fuckin idiots now they about to fight lol | They are not so smart, they are about to fight |
* shudders * probably be like the fucking ring | Shudder probably be like the ring |
and why would the republicans be so stupid as to not secure their information properly ? . | and why would the republicans be so not clever as to not secure their information properly ? . |
doesn 't mean we can do whatever the fuck we want to the environment . | doesn't mean we can do whatever we want to the environment. |
im really really sick of you bunch of pathetic kids coming on this and making stupid comments ! | I don't like the comments being posted |
fuck improvement , we must monetize it ! | Forget improvement, we must monetize it! |
i don 't remember shit about it | I don't remember anything about it |
this is exactly why politics is so fucked . | this is exactly why politics is so messy. |
after all the shit the last one did ? | After all the bad the last one did. |
yeh you really would your a nice female who fucked over you ? | Yeh you really would your a nice female who messed you over? |
who the boofhead are you fuck wit bainyrues | Who are you? |
fuck now my phone has a virus | My phone has a virus |
hmm well not really but shit why not | hmm well not really but well why not |
its just the damn internet . | its just the internet . |
theres a big difference between intelligent debate and stupid gibberish . | there is a big difference betweet intelligent debate and the one are not. |
who gives a shit if they 're drunk and high ? | who cares if they're drunk and high? |
don 't know if netflix can swing that amount of cash , but apple google sure as shit can . | don 't know if netflix can swing that amount of cash , but apple google sure as it can. |
get lost piece of shit . | Go away. |
people can and will abuse this shit . | people can and will abuse this. |
it 's bullshit , but the truth , deal with it | It's the truth so deal with it. |
yeah ! damn right they 're pissed . | Yeah! Of course they are mad. |
fuck you and dione ' my mother wasnt here & you got my permission slip | My mother wasn't here and you got my permission slip l. |
your mother is so fat , she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand . | your mother thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand |
oh well , may as well pour the coffee & start getting shit done | Oh well, might as well pour the coffee and start getting things done |
tough shit , the bankers didn 't break the law . | Tough thing, the bankers didn't break the law. |
far easier to compare it to the soviet union , same shit different wrapping | Much easier to compare to the sovet union, same thing with slight differences. |
probably when the cpc won a majority and decided they could do whatever the fuck they want . | probably when the cpc won a majority and decided they could do whatever they want . |
because china never stops fuckin' with them | Because China never stop destroying them. |
idk i 'm bored ! spark some shit up ! lls | idk i 'm bored ! spark somethings up ! lls |
that would still fuck me up | that would still hurt me |
climate is turning to shit . | Climate is turning bad |
i blame the idiot victims , who pick up china as a destination . | i blame the victims , who pick up China as a destination . |
you mean when the orc lost their shit in the original bit of lore ? | You mean when the orc lost their cool in the original bit of lore? |
" fucking nsa , what , now a surveillance base there as well ? | Is there a surveillance base is there? |
shit a rickshaw banged into your car ? | A rickshaw knocked your car? |
you learn something new on twitter everyday ! i love you sick fucks ! | you learn something new on twitter everyday ! i love you |
how the fuck are you moderating me everys ? | how are you moderating me everys? |
holy fuck this subreddit is fucked | this subreddit is a mess |
you elected the idiot , wear it . | You elected that person, accept it. |
i would not let that fat orange pig near my house , my family , or our presidency ! | I would not let that person near my house, my family or our presidency |
they had bad sex the first time they had sex | Their first experience together was not so great. |
haha i 'm not one to be anybody 's bitch | Haha I'm not one to be anybody's girl |
lola is a fucking beast ok | lola is a beast ok |
and for fuck 's sake put the thing right down if police show up . | and for everyone's sake put the thing right down if police show up. |
he 's not disagreeing , he 's just saying it 's shit . | He is not disagreeing, he is just being honest |
except you didnt hear anything about them for an entire week until people started burning shit down . | except you didn't hear anything about them for an entire week until people started to bring that up |
i 'm getting really fed up with this shit . | I m getting fed up with this. |
should be fucking common sense . | Should be common sense |
yeuh im back in this secluded ass world of sub tweets and unfollows lol | Yeauh im back in this secluded world of sub tweets and unfollows lol |
lol but shit who want it my nigga | lol but who want it |
the reality is most of us are bitches sitting behind a computer typing . | the reality is most of us are people sitting behind a computer typing . |
just played a boring ass game | just played a boring game |
if they don 't want my support then fuck off . | If they don't want my support then go away. |
fuck the hell out of that party . | Please leave the party. |
some day nascar will need to take their collective heads out the sand or from up their ass | Some day nascar will need to take their collective heads out. |
how dare you diss the porsche ! i kick mad ass in them | How dare you diss the Porsche! I am so angry with them |
he doesnt even fuckin know how to spell cannibal xd | He doesn't even know how to spell cannibal xd |
all the rest of your arguments and allegations are just as full of crap as you are . | All the rest of your arguments and allegations are just not right, so you do |
why would they wait around with their thumbs up their asses for hillary to hand it over ? | Why would they wait for hillary to give it to them? |
even if none of the bros present have any idea what the fuck they are looking at . | Even if none of the current siblings know what they're looking at |
fuck ! i was really hoping he 'd lose that spill vote ! | i was really hoping he 'd lose that spill vote |
everyone 's saying it 's about the other guy and not taking a millisecond to research this shit . | everyone's saying it's about the other guy and not taking a millisecond to research it. |
cause he does x he like yell at me and shit ! freaakin hate him | He yell at me and i don't like it. |
fire her ass or she can look for another job | fire her or she can look for another job |
darn that pesky legislation , there goes hawaiis arguments for more federal assistance . | that pesky legislation, there goes hawaiis arguments for more federal assistance |
i 'll take " shit they should have done 29 years ago " for 29 alex . | i 'll take "they should have done 29 years ago " for 29 alex . |
lmfao hahahaha ! i wouldnt do that to ya lol someone woulda called 27 27 on ma ass lol | I wouldn't do that to you, someone would call 2727 |
man what tha fuck is merge is that shit a meeting ? i keep seein ' that shit . | Man what is merge in that meeting. |
ambrose99 making stupid remarks is useless , do some research and then make a comment . | ambrose99 is making useless remarks , do some research and then make a comment . |
the hypocrisy is fucking monumental . | the hypocrisy is monumental . |