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i 'm so fucking proud of them . | I'm so proud of them. |
i hate that shit , and i 'm in the military . | I hate this, and I'm in the military. |
another day , another cop being a piece of shit . | another day , another cop being bad |
man , i don 't even know who the fuck " they " are anymore | man , i don 't even know who they " are anymore |
can 't we just get cop cams and be done with this shit ? | can't we just get cop cams and be done with this thing? |
we know we fucked up . | we know we failed |
holy shit ! trent reznor just won an oscar . | An oscar was given to trent raznor. |
dance ? lol that shit makes me gag | I'm unable to dance |
you know , i hope they keep this shit up . | I hope the keep doing this. |
they sure as hell fucking do . | They will definitely do |
yup this is a textbook case of what they term a " legal ass reaming " . | yup this is a textbook case of what they term a " legal reaming " . |
barnum , were right : theres a sucker born every minute . | barnum , were right : theres a baby born every minute . |
restaurants and bars treat staff like shit man | Restaurants and bars treat staff badly. |
get the fuck out of the place that never belonged to you to begin with ? | get out of the place that never belonged to you to begin with. |
now that is a fucking next level novelty account . | now that is a next level novelty account . |
holy fuck , i am dumber from reading this . | I shouldn鈥檛 have read this. |
holy shit this is amazing . | This is amazing. |
keep bitching , ill keep squeezing oil out of the sand . | keep being bad , i鈥檒l keep squeezing oil out of the sand |
better not , i will bang your shit ! | Please be sure you make it your best. |
sidenote holy shit , newsweek has the most polite internet comment section i 've ever seen . | sidenote my god , newsweek has the most polite internet comment section i 've ever seen . |
funny how they can see that shit in other people but not themselves . | Funny how they can see that in other people but not themselves . |
it 's not my fault they 've got a shit job ! | it 's not my fault they 've got a bad job ! |
it is even highlighted in the first fucking paragraph . | It is even highlighted in the first paragraph. |
perhaps realizing how stupid his comments sounded , he stormed off in a huff . | Perhaps realizing how bad his ideas sounded, he stormed off. |
what the fuck does " nearly lied " even mean ? | What does " nearly lied" mean? |
you obviously know very little about alberta and northern canada or you wouldnt spew such garbage . | you obviously know very little about alberta and northern canada or you wouldnt say things like that |
the weather can be such a bitch | The weather can be so bad. |
don 't have to deal with this shit . | Don鈥檛 have to deal with this problem. |
5millim stinks and was wrong . | 5millim was wrong . |
oh shit , i hope you 're wrong . | Oh no I think you were wrong |
oh holy shit ! ! ! ! they are dating ! ! ! omg | oh my god!! they are dating ! ! ! omg |
hahahah your an idiot why dont you leave the talk here so everyone can see it . | why dont you leave the talk here so everyone can see it . |
where the fuck are the cops ? | where are the cops? |
do people get that this whole organization is a fucking joke , yet ? | do people get that this whole organization is incompetent, yet ? |
fuck me that movie was bad . | That movie was really bad. |
believe me the emirates does not give a shit about migrant labour . | Emirates does not care about their migrant workers |
holy shit the comments on that article are depressing . | Wow, the comments on that article are depressing . |
been sandwiched between germans and russians for too fucking long . | been sandwiched between Germans and Russians for too long |
wewontlast if your clingy as helll & always up my ass , gimme some god damn space ! | We won't last if your clingy and always following me up ,gimme some space! |
because i want to visit , but all this cop shit is really disturbing . | Because I want to visit, but all the cop thing is really disturbing. |
you can do what you want , without having to worry about my ass | You can do what you want, without having to worry about me. |
unfortunately this bitch doesn 't like soda during track season | She doesn't like soda druring track season |
rt rt niggas be pussy whipped over the ugly joints . | Rt rt people whipped over the joints |
have i fuck lad , just watching from the sidelines me ! what bout you ? | Im just watching from the sidelines, what bout you |
these are a part of the segment of muslims who are radical extreme muslim terrorists . | these are a part of the segment of muslims who are radical extreme muslim terrorists . |
how about i fuck your shit up honoka _ bot ? | How I mess your things up honoka _not? |
cry about it , and when you 're done , fuck off . | You can cry about it and then walk away. |
security , could you show this poor , squeakyvoiced clown out ? . | security , could you show this guy out ? . |
come on down ya cunts i 'll drink ya 's under the table | Come down I will drink ya鈥檚 under the table |
thus , mcelroy is a naive , false prophet . | McElory is wrong. |
and i have more followers ahahaha bitch xd | and i have more followers ahahaha |
but i aint doin shit really working on mixes | but i aint doin anything really working on mixes |
yeah just post the shit . | yeah just post it |
you give at least enough fucks to comment on him . | You at least care enough to comment on him. |
this is so funcking annoying ! i 'm about to be a bitch like a big bitch | This is irritating me and making me bad. |
these west coast politicians are scum . | These west coast politicians are bad people. |
it is easy being judgmental from the comfort of your ass behind a computer screen . | It is easy to be judgemental from behind a computer screen. |
can 't you just fuck andget it over with ? | Can you please and get over it. |
why do only the shit restaurants remain _ | Why do only bad restaurants remain. |
that shit always won me over . | that always won me over . |
so how does trumps grab em by the pussy record make him immune from criticism by you ? | so how does trumps grab em by the record make him immune from criticism by you ? |
get the fuck out of the road . | get out of the road . |
it was really shit bearing in mind i have seen like every action and alien movie going | It was really bearing in mind. I have seen like every action and alien movie going |
cal thomas is what a stupid person thinks a smart person sounds like . | cal thomas is what a person thinks a smart person sounds like |
if we talking about the same shit , i feel you | if we talking about the same, i feel you |
why ? b c she just got me a muh 'fucking room | why ? b c she just got me a muh room |
how about the criminals using firearms pay your stupid tax . | how about the criminals using firearms to pay your tax? |
i wanna see u bitches tonight | I want to see you tonight. |
" and don 't you fucking encrypt your data so we can 't get it ! " | and don 't you encrypt your data so we can 't get it ! |
no shit , google what happened to un weapons inspector david kelly in the uk . | google what happened to un weapons inspector david kelly in the uk . |
has anyone ever played minesweeper and actually won ? ? ? piece of shit lol | has anyone ever played minesweeper and actually won ? ? ? That's weird lol |
we got the lake , it 's usually a windy fucking cold . | we got the lake, it 's usually windy and very cold |
beer built those fucking pyramids . | Beer built those pyramids |
well we 've been playing shit this whole season , guess it 's a good thing | well we've been playing this whole season,guess it's a good thing |
the mother should be thrown in a jail cell and throw away the key . | The mother should be jailed. |
i had a big ass vodka drink and then i came home to at least 58 beers | i had many vodka drink and then i came home to at least 58 beers |
but some just ruined my whole fuckin night | But some just ruined me entire night |
how in the actual fuck did he get re - elected . | How did he get re-elected? |
this is not fucking equality . | This is not equality |
this guy was a complete idiot . | This guy don't know anything |
hillary is going lose her shit when warren gets the nomination . | hillary is going to lose her when Warren gets the nomination |
of course i know the satue wasnt being removed at the time , dont be stupid . | of course i know the satue wasnt being removed at the time , dont be ignorant . |
i always fuck shit up . | I always mess up. |
dance ? lol that shit makes me gag | dance ? lol that makes me gag |
no shit people want their government to ban what they don 't want . | no people want their government to ban what they don 't want . |
fucking love that song < 89 but i 'm listening to eminem right now haha | love that song < 89 but i 'm listening to eminem right now haha |
now what the fuck are we supposed to do , man ? | now what are we supposed to do, man? |
russia won 't do shit outside their own borders except in ukraine . | russia won 't do nothing outside their own borders except in ukraine . |
this shit is really starting to upset me . | This thing is really starting to upset me. |
second fucking time this professors made fun of me in class | second time this professors made fun of me in class |
those pigs that tortured that guy had no justification for doing so . | Those people that tortured that guy had no justification for doing so |
what kind of fucked up person tries to blow himself up by a school ? | what kind of person tries to blow himself up by a school ? |
i 've never counted on a government to save my ass . | I've never counted on a government to save me. |
sounds like shit to me . | i don't like what im listening |
probably because the local police aren 't going to do shit . | Probably because the local police aren't going to do anything. |
yeah this has happened like 10 times bitch - _ _ _ - smd | yeah this has happened like 10 times |
they should fuck themseleves if thats possible and then due | They should screw themselves if they can. |
i think we can go ahead and file that in the " no shit " folder . | I think we can go ahead and file that in the folder |
the cop looks fucking * terrified * . | the cop looks badly * terrified * |
this all was just fucking pointless wasn 't it ? | Wasn't it all completely pointless? |