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complex gt me fucked up ! i 'mjussayin why | complex got me messed up . i am just saying why |
fukkety fuck exactly how tall are you ? in feet | How tall are you in feet exactly? |
holy shit , a nuanced opinion based in fact . | a nuanced opinion based on fact |
those of us who pay taxes don 't give a shit . | those of us who pays taxes dont bother. |
also , smoking 81 grams of tobacco at once would be fucking awful . | Smoking 81 grams of tobacco at once would be awful |
my point is that you 're full of shit and nobody wanted to pay 54 for a | My point is that nobody wanted to pay 54 for a |
that 's a lot of shit | That's a lot of bad things |
lol , yeah this grown ass bxtch was tryna argue with me on the internet | Yeah she was trying to argue with me on the internet |
fuck 10 10 we need jobs | we need jobs |
holy shit i think i 'm going to see prince ! ! ! ! | I think I'm going to see prince!!!! |
boy get cho ass out of bed before i grab ma belt . | Boy, get out of here before i get aggressive. |
awww bre let me do your tracs wait yu hair long as shit what yu need tracs for | let me do your tracs wait yu hair long as what yu need tracs for |
when i hear this shit now i just laugh . | when i hear this now i just laugh |
awe man i hate shit like that | Aww man I hate things like that |
man these fucking poor people will bitch about anything won 't they ? | These poor people complain about anything,won't they? |
ohh shit you better have lol good luck brah | You have better luck |
nah i got priorities n shit | Nah i got priorities |
bra kobe hasnt always been like the he was playful and shit too . | bra kobe hasnt always been like the he was playful too . |
taking it to the death not afraid to get my ass beat lol | taking it to the death not afraid to get me beat lol |
make shit up about them hacking sony , i guess | make up about them hacking sony, i guess |
that should shut you up you globalist dick | That should keep you quiet |
damn straight ! ! dd when you said it to me on saturday night i lost my shit | damn straight ! ! dd when you said it to me on saturday night i lost my mind |
the guy is a piece of shit too . | the guy is a problem too . |
maybe it has something to do with how much you bitch about them p | Maybe it has something to do with how much you complain about them. |
i am going to say fuck it and do it anyway . | i am going to say it and do it anyway . |
if you shoot for the moon and miss , you wasted a shit ton of taxpayers money . | If you shoot for the moon and miss, you wasted a lot of taxpayer's money. |
idk l , what ever fuck it . | Whatever let it go. |
i still support trump , you democrates dont have a party any more so shut up | I still support Trump, you Democrats don't have a party unity anymore. |
yeah maybe when we go il have dramactially improved and whoop all of yer asses p | yeah maybe when we go il have dramactially improved and whoop all of your success |
the truth hurt your little ass or because this is your sense of control ? | The truth hurt your ego or because this is your sense of control? |
yea fuck him for being a member of a party that was elected democratically . | yea leave him for being a member of a party that was elected democratically |
if they 're horrible , i 'm a bitch lmao | ifvthey're horrible, i'm a bigger horrible Imao. |
they never did shit like this . | They have never done this |
the facts are pretty fucking clear . | the facts are pretty clear |
or entering a fucking theme park . | Or entering a theme park |
why why why such dumb comments . | Why such comments |
im still mad at this cunt . | I am still mad at her. |
anyway , in what way did you fuck up your hand ? | anyway, how did you injure your hand? |
time for some tennessee bbq after one crazy ass day ! ! ! ! | time for some tennessee bbq after one crazy day ! ! ! |
what the fuck do people still use ivory for ? | What do the people still use ivory for? |
trump is a damn liar . | Trum doesn't speak truth. |
fucking morons don 't know the difference between weather and climate . | they don 't know the difference between weather and climate . |
with the pieces of shit we have for representatives today there 's a lot of room for improvement . | With the kind of representatives we have today, there's a lot of room for improvement. |
do business with mothers window tint at 92 and thousand oaks ! these guys are tight as shit ! | do business with mothers window tint at 92 and thousand oaks ! these guys are tight |
so who the fuck thought this was a good idea ? | So who thought it was a good idea? |
then come talk to me about been a dick . | Then come talk to me about how you're a bad person. |
such a bunch of fools . | Such a bunch of unwise people. |
but , * high school football * , no one gives a fuck about . | but , * high school football * , no one gives interest about . |
get yer asses to bed ! ! ! | go to bed ! ! ! |
re - elect these fake - ass conservatives again and see what happens to our medicare . | re - elect these conservatives again and see what happens to our medicare . |
bro , you are from fucking michigan . | Hey, you are from Michigan? |
if you revert my changes again i will fucking rape you dead . | don't revert my changes |
i don 't even keep count of that shit | i don 't even keep count of that |
i cant believe shit like this get 's upvoted | I can't believe it's up voted |
ill try and tweet some stupid shit cause i leave for two whole days . | ill try and tweet some cause i leave for two whole days . |
& funniest shit he chased around the whole block cause he thought we were thief & shit . | The funniest thing, he chased around the whole block because he thought we were thieves |
now i 'm pissed off , who the hell took my fucking bluetack ? ! | now i 'm in a bad mood , who took my bluetack ? ! |
were sorry in advance for whatever that buffoon says or does into your country . | were sorry in advance for whatever that person says or does into your country |
why the fuck are french people tweeting me | why are french people tweeting me |
not like when big brittany beat some ass too tho | Not like when big Brittany beat someone too |
and will tell you useful idiots what to think ! . | and will tell you all what to think! |
hey fuck you , we mostly have clay . | Hey, we mostly have clay |
the government is almost completely bought and doesn 't give two shits what the people want . | The government is almost completely bought and doesn't give two things what the people want. |
if you don 't like it , post your own shit . | If you don't like it,post your own. |
max gets knocked on his fat ass like hespounds . | max gets knocked on his behind like hespounds. |
shit , that crash should have killed him instead . | that crash could have killed him |
im bout to make a s0ng with dat nigga and my boy | im bout to make a s0ng with dat guy and my boy |
so i 'm not able to join you on the bitch fest . | so i'm not able to join you on the fest. |
dont worry , you will get your pathetic criminal president and obama will simply commute her sentence . | don't worry obama will commute her sentence |
actually , nah i better not see ya ass like that . | I don't want to see you like that. |
she is the devil incarnate ! | She is bad. |
fuck what the jury thinks , this guy should be in prison ? | what the jury thinks , this guy should be in prison ? |
it 's fucking swift boating all over again . | It's a swift boating all over again |
seriously what the fuck is wrong with some people ? | Seriously what is wrong with some people? |
every single fucking group can 't be covered by anything . | every single group can 't be covered by anything . |
wow you 're super awesome bitch | Wow you're super awesome |
damn straight ! ! dd when you said it to me on saturday night i lost my shit | For sure!!when you said it to me on saturday night I lost control. |
shit yeah ! that 's a good ass name ! | Yeah ! That's a good name. |
i work with youth and just went ape shit when one of them played caillou on their phone | I work with youth and just went shocked when one of them played caillou on his phone. |
she must not know ill tear her another asshole . | she must not know ill punish her |
you upset me so much with your stupidity . | You upset me so much with your actions |
on the grounds that all the parties are shit . | on the grounds that all the parties are terrible |
you know damn well im not in school lol | you know damn well im not in school lol |
that shit look like a toupee | this thing looks like a toupee. |
now if adns stupid banner would go away . | now if adns banner would go away. |
lmao really that fucking necklace thing again ? | Really! that necklace thing again? |
go fuck yourself , im out . | Whatever, I'm out |
i have to say that crabbies tastes so much better after a shit day | I have to say that crabbies tastes so much better after a bad day |
we 're raising kids to be pussies . | we're raising kids to be weak |
anyone with a footballing philosophy not relying on long ball shit and hoping on individual brilliance | anyone with a footballing philosophy not relying on long ball and hoping on individual brilliance |
millennial are lazy , dodgy ( when it comes to workwork , schoolwork they do alright ) and dumb . | Apart from school and work activities, millennial cannot do things smart and quickly |
thus , mcelroy is a naive , false prophet . | Thus, McElroy lacks knowledge and makes false prophecies. |
what the fuck happened to us in the last 5 years ? | What has happened to us in the last 5 years? |
bettter hurryy uppp ! ! im lighten shit up ! | Better hurry up! I am lighten up! |
omg you met her ? ! fuck ! i 'm jealous | Omg you met her? I'm jealous |
what kind of maniacs follow a religion with that kind of hate at its core ? . | what kind of people follow a religion with that kind of hate at its core ? . |
that shit is pretty good lowkey | that thing is pretty good lowkey |
your a twat and im not checking back so you cant reply twat twat twat ! | You are not making sense and I'm not checking back so you can't answer |
how fucking awesome would that be ? | How awesome would that be? |
who did ? and don 't say your high yellow ass did | Who did? And Don't say you did. |