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you throw some dumb label trying to try and guess my nature . | You throw some label trying to try and guess my nature. |
a 56 second needle is fucking * nothing * , dude . | A 56 second needle is nothing |
so we should wait until a child is killed ? | So we should wait until something happen. |
the female and male left are really sick and weird people . | the female and male left are not that good people |
osha is a fucking joke these days , we need a real group to protect workers . | we need a real group to protect workers |
you can probably find the actual location on a map or some shit idk | you can probably find the actual location on a map or somewhere |
eventually the religion will win and fuck things up . | eventually the religion will win and mess up things. |
do any of you guys ever once think this shit through ? ? ? | do any of you guys ever once think this through??? |
this is africa people , we can get away with shit like that . | This is Africa people, we can get away with things like that. |
look in the mirror before you start saying stuff about your some butters ass guy ! | look in the mirror before you start saying stuff about your some butters |
if liberals are so fucking smart , how come they lose so goddamn always ? | If the liberals are so smart, how come they always lose. |
this piece of revolting orange trash is attempting to use federal law enforcement agencies to spread propaganda . | this person is attempting to use federal law enforcement agencies to spread propaganda . |
i 'll on have my girbaud skirt and jersey ready for ya ass | I'll on have my girbaud skirt and jersey ready for you |
just be off some different shit | Just try some different things. |
lol why did dis shit make me laugh shawty ? | Why did she make me laugh? |
facebook god damn facebook is shit - twitter is where the party is at - | I don't like Facebook, Twitter is where the party is at. |
so his shit partisian liberal opinion seems to match up with reality . | I think his opinion match up with reality. |
lmfaooo my legss tho ! make me put a mousetrap on ya bigg ass lipsss ! | My legs! Make me put a mousetrap on my lips. |
how pathetic dencord at you want to go around bullying just cause you cant get your own way . | how much you want to go around bullying just cause you cant get your own way |
this , again , needs context no , this fucking shit does not need any context at all . | this , again , needs context no , this does not need any context at all . |
man i had a whole rant how i hate when it 's pronounced like that fuckin dumb . | Man I had a whole rant how I hate when it鈥檚 pronounced like that |
got a lucky ass text | I received good news via text |
well , now you know , why the fuck saddam gassed those fucks . | Well, now you know, why Saddam gassed them. |
i thought it meant in the united states so i was like shit this isn 't good | i thought it meant in the united states so i was like this isn 't good |
i still don 't believe clinton being the presumptive candidate means shit | i still don 't believe clinton being the presumptive candidate means bad |
its pretty stupid to jump in the water next to an orca . | It isn't a wise decision to jump into the water next to an orca |
australia voted him in * in a fucking landslide * just last year | Australia voted for him in a lands victory last year |
kris didn 't talk shit , he spoke truthfully | kris didn鈥檛 talk lie, he spoke truthfully |
what am i saying , it 's fucking australia , of course there 's scary animals . | what am i saying , it 's australia , of course there are scary animals |
once people find out what 's in that shit they are going to tweak . | Once people find out what's in that they are going to tweak |
but if they stayed to party , then fuck yeah . | but if they stayed to party, then oh yeah. |
good ! takin care of the kids nd shit | Good! Im taking care of the kids |
that is why you don 't fucking talk to the police ! | that is why you don 't talk to the police ! |
i wouldnt even say shit | I wouldn鈥檛 even say anything. |
i could use a big ass hamburger | i could use huge hamburger |
his puppet master butts is a marxist | his puppet master is a marxist |
i 'm in galveston and ain 't do shit about it lol | I'm in Galveston and ain't do anything about it lol. |
" i 'm tired of your motherfucking troops in mother fucking crimea ! " | I'm tired of your troops in Crimea. |
very glad to see mcfarlane fire back at that selfglorifying windbag jon kay . | Very glad to see mcfarlane fire back at jon kay. |
haha u know i b talkin shit some of the time lol | haha you i d talking wrong things some of the time lol |
fire the entire board , tear up the chatter , and get rid of them . | I think we need to bring in a fresh team |
yeah , and your fifteen minutes of fame is over , nitwit ! | Your fame has come to an end |
the man is an absolute piece of shit . | This man is not smart |
i clearly don 't give a shit | i clearly don 't care |
shit , you people are stupid . | You people are wrong. |
so other than whining like the little bitch you are , what else have you done about it ? | So rather than complaining what have you done about it? |
no one is going to give a shit by that time . | No one is going to care by that time. |
bitch i miss you ! when you comingg to see me ! ? | I miss you. When are you coming to see me |
" fuck her " see u soon am going to study | Don't mind her |
there 's always an excuse to be godly by shitting on the less fortunate , and yourself . | There's always an excuse to depriving the less fortunate |
unless he 's making the shit then he shouldn 't go to jail at all . | He shouldn't be charged if he's not guilty |
u see me mad right n just fuckin talkin like really fuckin talkin | u see me mad right n just talkin like really talkin |
thats all the garbage you can come up with to bash trump ? | that's all you can come up with? |
lmao naa yooo this random ass number called me on accident and now it won 't leave me aloneeee | This random number called me and It won't leave me in peace |
how the fuck do you get it to work | Could you tell me how do you get it to work |
oil or pussy , our classic weaknesses . | oil or women, our classic weaknesses . |
sounds like the british were getting ready to fuck someone up . | Sounds like British were getting ready to mess someone up |
do you not know what state secrets are or do you just pretend to be retarded ? | Are you pretending not being aware of the state secrets. |
fuck my scruples , it 's an oil company . | It's an oil company. |
finished reading the heroin diaries , and holy shit , i loved it | Finished reading the heroin diaries anf I reallybloved it. |
and a coward who cant speak for himself and is always hiding in the shadows . | He is not brave enough to speak for himself and is always hiding in the shadows |
nah mate that shit 's going up too . | No mate that problem is going up too |
i even know the fuckin national flower and shit they make in kaesong . | I even know the national flower and the stuff in Kaesong |
s are retarded , this would never happen in europe . | Thats insane this would never happen in Europe |
reread the thread you ignorant fuck . | you should reread the thread. |
holy shit ! that much to push paper ! ? | That much to push paper!? |
ciaratiara you should really read the whole story before making a stupid comment . | ciaratiara you should really read the whole story before making unpleasant comment |
haha i know right i 'm nice ass fuck > , < | haha i know right i 'm nice |
don 't let 'em bring you down , you are right no matter what ! fuck the experts ! | Don't let'em bring you down, you are right no matter what! |
some man just got stabbed in town ! o shit | Some man just got stabbed in town. |
seems like the orange clown has a credibility issue , even in your own party . | Seems like the orange clawn has a credibility issue, even in your own party |
they also need to stop fucking so much . | They also need to stop doing so much |
i dare her to pull that shit in person | i dare her to do that in person |
they get a fucking pittance , just enough to survive . | they get a pttance just enough to survive |
fuck if i know i just threw some letters up & it stuck | i don't know i just threw some letters up & it stuck |
yes it would p lots more time to do shit i actually wanted to do | Yes it would p lots more time to do what I actually wanted to do |
get the fuck off of reddit and go collect your guvmint check for working for the nsa . | get the of reddit and go collect your guvmint check for working for the nsa . |
you are a stubborn son of a bitch | You're stubborn |
had a dream i fucked chris brown in an elevator | I had a dream I made love to Chris brown in an elevator. |
damn , your dolphins are active today | your dolphins are really active today. |
got a link for that , troll ? . | Got a link for that? |
hahha ! i was notttt fucked up ! you were ! | haha! I was not under the influence, you were! |
fucking grey too ! wtf ! ! ! the beards on it 's way too ! ! | Grey too! The beards on it's way too ! |
leave that shit at the ukip rallies would ya ? | leave that at that at the ukip rallies would ya |
what else can a fool do at this point except trot out her emails ? | What else can a person do at this point except trot out her emails? |
germany doesn 't take shit from any group that misbehaves . | germany doesn 't take anything from any group that misbehaves |
better annoy the shit out of lexington like sumter did to us ! | Better annoy a Lexington like Sumter did to us |
i like that black shit . | I like that black. |
jesus , 61 trillion is a big ass number | jesus, 61 trillion is a big number |
we drinkin the same juice my nig ? ! | We drinking the same juice |
some fucking bullshit , is what it is . | some unreasonable thing , is what it is. |
lol i wanna drop this shit today | I want to drop this thing today. |
bitch i miss you ! when you comingg to see me ! ? | Hey i miss you! When are you coming to see me? |
lmao maze is high as fuck lol | lol maze is high |
lol i 'm just fuckin with ya ! | lol i 'm just playing with ya ! |
not even mexico would allow that shit when wal - mart tried it . | not even mexico would allow that when wal - mart tried it . |
this is why society is fucked up . | this is why society is bad |
only stupid people would think that . | People who are unwise will think that. |
keep crying me a river , bitch boy . | keep crying me a river , ya boy . |
i don 't think i know this girl or loud bitch your talking about haha | I dont think I know the girl your talking about. |