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darn , isnt american just great again ? | America is great again. Isn't it? |
hey guys who gives a fuck ! | hey guys who cares ! |
and then she brought him in class and kept talking about her house like anyone gave a shit . | And then she brought him in class and kept talking about her house like anyone cared |
if i do hate him , what business is it of yours ? ? dumb bitch | If I do hate him, what business is it of yours? |
hahah that shit is funny , crafy young man you are | hahah that is funny , what a young man you are |
how the fuck have we not replaced these people with computers yet ? | how have we not replaced these people with computers yet ? |
them shits expensive , but they pretty as hell . | They are expensive, but they so much pretty. |
well apparently you shouldn 't have been wrong so the droid wouldnt have to autocorrect your ass | well apparently you shouldn 't have been wrong so the droid wouldnt have to autocorrect |
youre a troll trying to mimic someone elses account . | You're trying to mimic someone else's account. |
seriously dont we have anything better to address than this shit . | seriously don't we have anything better to address that this |
seriously , who gives a shit about his move . | seriously, nobody cares about his move. |
u need to turn you 're fucking phone off take a hot bath and relax with wine | U need to turn your phone off take a hot bath and relax with wine |
but witout him dey aint shit bruh rela talk . | Without him they can't talk anything. |
or people who don 't want to get fucking ebola | People who dont want to get ebola virus. |
roger that who the fuck is roger | Roger that who is roger |
true and yeah , it is shit | True. |
i wish i could do that wit my pop but i really don 't fuck wit bul anynore | i wish i could do that with my pop but i really don鈥檛 deal with bul anymore |
plus , the justice system can be total shit sometimes . | plus , the justice system can be total bad sometimes . |
then woohyun suddenly drags l 's ass to the window and they start crying and yelling and reaching out | Then woohyun suddenly moved towarsa the window and started crying and yellinv and reaching out |
you know , when trump says or writes something that is incredibly idiotic , rude , incorrect , etc . | You know, when trump says or writes something that is not good |
com * this * is fucking australia | com * this * is australia |
dont be dumb , do some research kid . | Don't be uninformed, do some research kid |
i like to watch people chase the bus down , that shit is so funny . | i like to watch people running behind the buses |
yeah , japan would be fucked . | yeah , japan would be in trouble . |
omg i was just about to say that shit ! | omg i was just about to say that ! |
anderson cooper said he contacted beyawnce mooriah & usher old ass & they never responded | anderson cooper said he contacted beyawnce mooriah and usher and they never responded |
, i 'm in love with the fucking perfect video . | i 'm in love with the perfect video . |
shit was on the news i heard | I heard it was on the news. |
if you up to it and shit . | If you鈥檙e up to it. |
poor diet and parents that don 't give a shit ! they 're hideous | Poor diey and parents that don't care |
you mean that 's what i 'm gonna see in may holy fuck that shit is incredible ! ! | You mean that is what I will see in May, that's so cool. |
i could go find stuff to do but i 'm lazy as shit | i could go find stuff to do but i'm lazy |
most new zealanders dont give a fuck stuff | Most New Zealanders don't care |
kill that fat yobo before he hurts anybody . | execute him before he hurts anybody . |
to vote , we are a truly pathetic society . | To vote, we are truly an unsuitable Society. |
bitch crazy ! rt lmfao ! ! u got to be kidding me with those rates | You got to be kidding me with those rates. |
he was so fucking rude , | He was rude |
* missiles in the air * shit boys , this is a big deal ! | *missiles in the air* , this is a big deal! |
i dont need to cite each and every fucking word . | I don't need to make clear each and every word. |
these idiots probably going to today lose anyway . | these people probably going to today lose anyway. |
lmao well unfollow they ass lol | Well unfollow them |
if anyone deserved it , it was this shit bag . | if anyone deserved it , it was this bad bag . |
should have thought out a few more moves ahead of their arrogant bully tactics . | Should have thought out a few more moves ahead of their bully tactics. |
u r major ass hole . | U r bad. |
you have a new nickname bitch | you have a new nickname |
what if this girl was stealing shit in her own home ? | what if this girl was stealing things in her own home ? |
look at you , talking about shit you have no idea about . | Look at you, talking about things you know nothing about. |
how the fuck do you define an ally ? | how do you define an ally? |
shit this happened in los angeles a few times . | This happenend in los angeles a few times |
which the fuck is it ? | Which is it? |
lol true shit but they shoulda brought sprint or teamed with verizon | lol true but they should have brought sprint or teamed with verizon |
why can 't some suicidal fuck just take that family out ? | Why can鈥檛 a suicidal person take the family out? |
don 't think so ! should think about it , i 'm fucking excited for ataris d | I don't think so, I should think about it, I'm excited for Ataris |
shit must be getting real if canada is getting involved . | Things must be getting real if canada is getting involved . |
yeh an all them forreners eatin ah swans n shit | Foreign foods are not as good as ours. |
they 're pretty good at dropping those shitty ass barrel bombs on anything near a target tho | they 're pretty good at dropping those barrel bombs on anything near a target though |
i know a lot of christians who think this woman is a dumb bitch not their words . | i know a lot of christians who think this woman is not good not their words |
shame shit like this still happens tho . | shame like this still happens tho . |
it might be fucked up , but rmoney is correct . | It might be messed up but rmoney is correct |
feel free to downvote me fuck face . | Feel free to downvote me |
they are a disgrace to canada , so . | they are a shame to canada so |
finally got my lazy ass off of my chair to go and buy coffee | finally got myself of my chair to go and buy coffee |
he traveled to amarillo , from alaska , and proceeded to make an arse of himself . | He travelled to Amarillo, from Alaska, and procedeed to make bad choices. |
i feel like shit all over again | I feel bad again |
yeah , but watching videos on my computer is shit ! it takes forever to load ! ! | Yeah but watching videos on my computer is not a good idea because it takes a long time to finish loading. |
in other news no one fucking cares . | In other news no one cares |
> wall street really isn 't that corrupt quote of the fucking century right here | > wall street really isn 't that corrupt quote of the century right here |
how 're you and your sexy ass doing ? | How are you doing? |
another big ass breakfast buffet chulan | another big breakfast buffet chulan |
and he doesn 't know what the fuck 71 chan is ? | And he didn't know what is 71 Chan is? |
greece , on the other hand , will be fucked for the next couple of decades . | Greece, on the other hand, will be in trouble for the next couple of decades |
for all his stupid tweets , trump is not much different than the others and around we go ! | For all his bad tweets, trump is just like the rest. |
i know , they could even be more direct and say " we win because fuck you ! " | I know, they could even be more direct and say"we win because you lost!" |
you have to wonder where the fuck they got those m - 40 . | you have to wonder where they got those m - 40 . |
that 's that shit that drives me crazy | that 's that drives me crazy |
at what point does a country just say fuck it and not keep track anymore ? | at what point does a country just say nothing and not keep track anymore ? |
that 's cause russia isn 't run by a fucking bunch of crying girls . | that 's cause russia isn 't run by bunch of crying girls . |
cuz i didn 't want to have to pay for shit hoe | I didn't want to pay for anything |
by singing ? lol rt my mom breaks every fucking cup in the house | By singing? Lol RT my mom breaks every cup in the house |
yeah that epa and laws shit ? | Yeah, what's with the EPA and laws? |
hard to wash their fucking murderous hands when they just made and deleted a facebook post about it ! | It's not easy to forget when they just made and delete a facebook post about it ! |
i can 't hear you with all that dick in you mouth | I can't hear you with all those tings in your mouth |
inform yourself what a grand jury is before you make an ass of yourself . | inform yourself what a grand jury is before you make any mistake. |
just fuck off and leave me alone | just leave me alone |
what the fuck is this ? ! ' lol | What is this? |
people at work are doing my fucking nut in | people at work are doing nut in |
bye sickening lol ur a hoe rt im easy if it comes to u lol | bye sickening, i am easy if it comes to you. |
he 's selling a narrative the same as stewart and his people eat this shit up too . | he 's selling a narrative the same as stewart and his people accept it too. |
blankman , like it or not he has male genitals ! | Blankman is a male. |
thank you ! rt wow ! ! congrats ! ! ! kickin ass on idol and itunes ! onthefloor | thank you ! rt wow ! ! congrats ! ! ! kickin on idol and itunes ! onthefloor |
she is easily the most corrupt woman in the u s | she is easily the most corrupt woman in the u s |
all my timeline is full of shit about 57 d and im just like stfu | all my timeline is not good and i am closing my mouth like a zip. |
who the fuck do you think your talking to ? you sound as if you think your above everyone else | Who do you think you're taking to. You sound like you think you're above everyone else |
what the fuck is going on in that subreddit ? | What's going on in that subreddit? |
wtf ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i jus clicked tht nasty shit | I just clicked something. |
trump is evil and a narcissistic manipulator . | Trump is a manipulator |
you got your hair cut ? ? ? rebel i 'd be shitting itoh show us a pic " | you got your hair cut ? ? ? i 'd be exciting itoh show us a pic " |
also , smoking 81 grams of tobacco at once would be fucking awful . | Smoking 81 grams of tobacco at once would be awful |
because fuck you and get back to work . | Get back to work |
i just really can 't stand the slimey cunt . | I just really can't stand him/her |