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tell tht bitch i said fuck her bcuz she never returned my call | I don't want to speak to her because she did not return my call |
where has your ass been ? | Where have you been? |
i travel abroad several times a year and motherfucker if that shit doesn 't happen . | I travel abroad several times a year and this thing happens a lot. |
their civil rights administration is fucking failing so hard . | Their civil rights management is failing so hard . |
trump is a liar and a psychotic . | Trump is indifferent and not into his senses. |
i pay for my own shit off of a juiceshop salary | Paying for my living off of a juice shop salary is my own cost |
i am not a fan of sea world but fuck peta . | I'm not really a fan of sea world but it's so amazing. |
that is why you don 't fucking talk to the police ! | This is the main reason you don't talk to police |
shit i complain bout 88 degree weather here in l | i complain bout 88 degree weather here in l |
ohh thats right the queeny lil bitch who cries for attention | ohh that's right the queeny who cries for attention |
oh shit who told u this lie lmfao bedroombody in the dark maybe . | who told you this lie, bedroombody in the dark maybe . |
you dip fucks blindly supported this shit because reddit said so . | You accidentally supported this because Reddit said so. |
adam is a fuck up beyond belief ! ! | Adam is a mess beyond belief ! ! |
the planet doesn 't give a rats ass about us . | The planet doesn't care about us. |
if i ain 't doing shit , i get bored . | I get bored if I'm not doing anything |
what moral legitimacy has this reprobate and race hustler earned since coming to washington ? | What moral legitimacy has he earned since coming to Washington? |
i mean , you work your ass off , harder than any of our sorry asses . | I mean, you work harder than any of us |
tell him to shut his cunt mouth . | Tell him to keep quiet |
that 's basically the same shit the israel defense force says to the gazans . | This is basically the same thing the Israel Defense Force says to the gazans. |
he is corrupt which is unusual for a democrat . | he is not honest which is unusual for a democrat |
what in the hell would possess you to drop someone on the ground from your car ? | What happen to you to just drop someone from your car? |
it 's because she wants to dick wave for the local crowd . | it 's because she wants to wave for the local crowd . |
* inhales sharply , shaking her head * oh god ow , i can 't do this , fuck . | * inhales sharply , shaking her head * oh god ow , i can 't do this |
get it now ? check out the fucking blog already | get it now ? check out the blog already |
ban on 'public food sharing' wtf , shit country | Ban on 'public food sharing ' we have failed as a country |
if you let the " free market " decide everything , people are going to get fucked | if you let the " free market " decide everything , people are going to lose |
people wear some ugly shit to bed | People wear some unsuitable pajamas to bed. |
you are one hate filled individual pal ! | you are one pal who don't like others |
and you need to pull your head out of your butt . | and you need to pull your head up. |
be that as it may , romney had the opportunity to aim for a lower shit number . | be that as it may , romney had the opportunity to aim for a lower number |
fuck 10 10 we need jobs | We need jobs indeed. |
opinions are never right or wrong , they 're fucking subjective for a reason . | opinions are never right or wrong , they 're subjective for a reason . |
yeah , pretty fucking sure buddy . | Yeah, pretty sure buddy. |
what a stupid vote , she is a democrat skunk vomit hiding within smoke to us voters . | What a naive vote, she is a democrat hiding within smoke to us voters. |
i think you mean the spoiled child narcissist who always needs his ego stroked . | i think you mean that child who always needs his ego stroked . |
i seem to remember a certain dotard promising a cheaper and better health care program for all . | I seem to remember a certain person promising a cheaper and better health care program for all. |
shit this is my second time eating today i had apples and oatmeal earlier | this is my second time eating today i had apples and oatmeal earlier |
why the bloody fucking hell do you brits allow this shit in your country ? | Why do british people allow this kind of thing in their country |
youre so blindly partisan itd be laughable if it wasnt so pathetic | It would have been funny, If it wasn't serious |
lmao well i aint got no food so i cant cook shit | I do not have food to cook |
hamas alone can 't even get their shit together to be 'one side' | Hamas alone can't even get it together to be be on 'one side'. |
that probably felt fucking amazing for about 23 seconds . | that probably felt really amazing for about 23 seconds . |
not sure why this shit gets upvoted , let me see some real news . | Not sure why this thing gets upvoted , let me see some real news. |
some bitch just ruined harry potter for me | Someone just ruined Harry Potter for me. |
now i know i dont know you but damn you keyed the nigga car | now i know i dont know you but you keyed the person's car |
hey u didn 't read the earlier tweet , i 'm filmin real side bitches of franklin brunswick | hey u didn 't read the earlier tweet , i 'm filmin real side chicks of franklin brunswick |
he also doesn 't pay for shit . | He doesn't pay. |
u wnt the truth yuhh wazz juss a quick fukk like 60 month ago getovr it ! | You want the truth, yeah?. It was just a quick sleeping together like 60 months ago. Get over it. |
go in the kitchen and cook dinner you lazy ass p rt honey | go in the kitchen and cook dinner |
he also fucked over charities and other nonprofits . | he also did not do well for charities and other nonprofits . |
shit i can 't answer my m2u challenge question | I can't answer my m2u challenge question |
insults and crude comments are not a reason to doxx people and fuck up their lives . | insults and crude comments are not a reason to cyberbully people and damage their lives |
my mother is a damn fucked up bitch . | My mother is unsuitable |
when i start gettin dm 's about shit u said , it stops ! | When I start getting dm's about what u said it stops! |
" what the fuck kind of margin is that ! ? | what kind of margin is that!? |
shit like this pisses me off beyond belief . | Such stuff really puts me off |
& you need to stop that " get it got it good " shit lol | And you need to stop that "get it got it good" |
they really do think we are morons ! | They think we are not wise |
at least start it on jan 11 st , you fucking asshole god . | Start on the 11th of jan |
bruh all these folks on soulja boy dick | bruh all these folk are on that guy |
ewwww this bitch , she smells like fish ! period blood | She smells unpleasant. |
and not be doing shady shit behind it . | and not be doing shady things behind it . |
rt haha said its a fuck recession | It is a recession |
its fuckin mind blowing how people 's brains can 't process this . | It鈥檚 shocking how people鈥檚 brain鈥檚 can鈥檛 process this. |
no dick waiving , only testing . | No waiving only testing |
yea right its kuz ur ass is mean | yea right its because you are mean |
lol ! wtf get your scared ass back here before own your ass ! | Don't be scared and get back in here. |
straightlikethat rt you don 't fuck w me , i don 't fuck w you . | If you don't hurt me, I won't hurt you too. |
how fucked up would that be ? | How bad would that be? |
yet ignorant sheep like you ignore such reality . | Yet, innocent person like you probably ignore the reality. |
its shite we have scared them all away , ha she still talkin shit | We have scared them , she is still talking |
ryan find ur fuckin own . | ryan find ur own |
alright peter bunny , get the rabbit hairs out of your ass . | alright peter bunny , get the rabbit hairs out. |
what the fuck is therapeutic circumcision | What does it mean by therapeutic circumcision |
go back to your hole you pc fuck boy . | Go back to your hole |
obviously i want to talk about the shit | Obviously I want to talk |
the only dick i suck is logan lerman 's | I like only logan lerman. |
cause i 'ma want it all the damn time . | cause i 'ma want it all the time . |
shit putting this music on my phone | It was a bad choice putting this music on my phone. |
hey , you are a chicken shit coward . | hey, you are not brave. |
in les celebrating birtthday ! happy birthday bitch ! ! | In les celebrating birthday! Happy birthday! |
_ boutah go to sleep ! & nawh , take your ass to bed , lls | go to bed |
holy shit you are dumb as hell . | You are so navie. |
but some just ruined my whole fuckin night | but some just ruined my whole night |
it 's a fucking good day | It鈥檚 a really good day. |
girl , get yo ' ass on and talk to me ! p | girl, come on and talk to me! |
shit law is shit law . | Bad law is bad law |
i still don 't get how the fuck noone noticed that . | I still don 't get how the no one noticed that . |
but congress has been dragging its feet go fucking figure . | but congress has been dragging its feet go figure. |
is my best fucking friend | Is my best friend. |
people are fucked up and religion is a nice cover | People are not well and religion is a nice cover |
jazmine cashmere got that life changing fuck game | jazmine cashmere got that life changing game |
listen asshole , you do not delete my pages . | Listen, you do not delete my pages. |
rt my phone been on 69 % all day - who gives a fuck | rt my phone been on 69 % all day - who cares |
yu came up with dat shit lol | you came up with that |
oh shit wait it doesn 't change anything . | wait it doesn 't change anything . |
shit really about to start on some homework wbu ? | Things really about to statt on some homework, what about you? |
if the world cup wasn 't happening right now , nobody would give a shit about this . | If the world cup wasn't supposed to happen right now, no one would give attention about that |
just played a boring ass game | just played a boring game |
looking back , the gop and congress are dogshit and people can 't remember shit . | Looking back, the gop and congress are not good and people can't remember anything |