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Goblin Teacher Edition 

Welcome to greenskin general. Here, we discuss everything related to goblins and orcs. Share your favorite attractive greenskin characters, character concepts and builds, or just share stories about the amazing supremacy of greenskins.
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Green Goblin pussy bump
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>>55640914 (OP)
Goblins?
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>>55642076
Yes, sir. And Orcs, too. But mostly goblins.
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Hopefully this thread can go on for a lot longer than the last one
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I've been looking to write some orc erotica, but I've no idea where I'd even post it where it'd be read.
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>>55642599
AO3 is probably a good place
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>>55642599
Orc supremacy erotica*. I don't want people getting the wrong impression of my stance on shit.
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>>55642641
What would they get wrong?
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>>55642664
You'd be surprised with humans and elves, they can be pretty touchy if you don't fuck 'em hard first.
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>>55642820
Really?
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Reminder that goblins are CUTE and not ugly
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>>55642866
Oh yeah. You get a human, or especially an elf giving you lip, just cuff the bitch about the head, grab her by the hair, and drag her somewhere quiet to really let her make the most of the acoustics without outside sound drowning her out.
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>>55643252
Wow
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>>55643231
Goblins are sexy, sweet, semen recepticals. Must protect. Must fuck.
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>>55643275
It's an orgasmic cycle. Why do you think human and elf sluts are always giving orcs lip? 'Cause they want it rough, and we'll make sure they know where they belong. Give 'em a brat at the same time too. Good brat. Half-orc brat. Brat worth having.
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It's She-Hulk, but I also imagine the darkness, taste, and musk of a she-orc's pussy and asshole...
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First time I've been failed this badly and had to haul a whole 6 person project by myself while the other 5 bailed. I thought we were gonna appreciate some green-skin characters?
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>>55644328
reeeee she’s not greeeeen.
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>>55642516
Would pound
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>>55642549
>>55642641
>tfw no bushy orc gf
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>>55640914 (OP)
not green enough
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>>55643231
It’s less that they are cute and more that they are portable, convenient, and hyper eager fuckholes that usually have you drenching their womb before you finish saying hello and who can undulate internally with enough skill to milk you dry just by sitting on your dick.

Green ducker could be the ugliest cunt in the world but if she fucks like that I’m still keeping her as my portable little green impregnation imp
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>>55640914 (OP)
>tfw no orc gf to caress and oil
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gobbump, would you guys watch a goblin vtuber/internet personality?
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>>55645001
What exactly do you mean?
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how are you and your gobbo waifu celebrating easter?
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>>55659045
She gave me one of her potions and we're gonna play cave explorer
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>>55660708
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>>55660755
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>>55657409
>vtuber
Turns out there's a whole bunch of those. Which I'm very okay with.
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>>55643231
I'm honestly into ugly goblins.
Goblins that look like sin and act it out too. Debauchery and sleaziness incarnate, who'll happily milk your dick of every drop before you even tell them your name.
They're just as nasty as they appear and deserve the filthy reputation they have. So there's nobody better to go have an orgy with. They can never match the beauty of, say, elves, but that won't matter at all when you're cumming your brains out balls deep in their tight holes over and over all day long.
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>>55663054
in my book, all goblins, even the 'ugly' ones, are cute
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Bump, let's try to outlast the previous edition, folks. On a related note, I wonder what made the first one so successful? Was it just because there hadn't been a greenskin/goblin/orc thread in a while until then?
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So goblins being little green ultrasluts seems to be a popular type around here.

But what's everybody's favorite orc archetype? Evil barbarians that pillage and rape their way across the land? Noble savages that are strictly honorable? Misunderstood greenskins who aren't as violent and uncivilized as everybody thinks? Beefy amazonian ultrasluts?
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>>55667450
Mmm, personally I've always had a thing for noble savages I feel.
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>>55667450
My favorite are definitely the beefy amazonian ultrasluts! I mean, who doesn't love a strong orc lady that can hold their own in a fight? Plus, they're usually really hot.
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gobbump
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Going to go to bed soon, when I wake up I expect this thread to still be kicking...
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>>55668540
>>55669483
I like me some noble savages who're also extremely slutty. Chastity isn't part of their honor, so they don't give a damn about it. They're fearsome warriors who're very reliable in battle, but when there's no battle to be had they'll be looking for a good time.
>run into a band of orc mercenaries
>a woman among them whose loincloth and small top barely hides anything, you can't help but ogle her
>she notices your stare and doesn't hesitate to approach you
>asks if you wanna go for a drink at a nearby inn
>before long, you're pounding her green pussy while she moans more sluttily than you ever imagined an orc could
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>>55675561
Keep going.
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One of my friends referred to goblins at "green latinas." Is this valid or nah?
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>>55678848
Kinda sorta? They're often curvy and wild, so I guess there's that. But they're also usually mischievous, corrupt, and make wacky tech.
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Chubby goblin
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>>55678848
Nah, don't think so. Goblins are far too crafty and cunning to be referred to as "green latinas." Plus, they're way cuter than that.
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Would you marry a goblin girl?
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>>55682136
Absolutely, any day of the week.

>>55667450
To ask a similar question: How civilized/uncivilized do you like your goblins? Personally, I like them to be a little bit dumb and to sing me traditional goblin tunes and what not.
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>>55682434
Probably uncivilized, but trying to act civilized in front of the snobby city goblins
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Breed muscular, sweaty orc girls.
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>>55683656
Just now sweaty are we talking here? Like, working out in the hot sun sweaty or just got done working out sweaty?
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>>55683925
Both.
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>>55683656
I want to give birth to several orc children who look nothing like me and are stronger than me and could beat me up, but love me because I'm their parent
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>>55684002
Well, which is better? For Orcs, specifically
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>>55684099
Whichever makes you shoot bigger loads into your orc harem.
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>>55684819
Would go for the sweaty gym Orcs
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>>55682136
Yes. Happily.

>>55682434
>How civilized/uncivilized do you like your goblins?
Not completely animalistic, but still pretty wild. Goblins that just do whatever they want, and have no sense of tact or understanding of human (or anybody else's) customs. Fun-loving to the point of being hedonistic, and perfectly shameless about it, since their idea of civility doesn't involve any complicated formalities or notions of restraint.

You're out in town with your goblin lover, and suddenly she suggests fucking on a nearby bench.
When someone jokingly refers to her as your walking onahole, she immediately starts boasting about how often you fuck and how great it is.
When someone calls her a slut, she sees it as a mark of recognition.
She's hanging out with her goblin pals, and dragged you along, and she just blabbers to them about how you fucked last night. Describing in exquisite detail how big your cock is, how it barely fits inside her pussy, how it felt when you came in her, the positions you did it in, and everything else, while they listen excitedly. When you tell her to talk about something else, 'cause that stuff is maybe a bit too personal, she just gets confused.

A goblin town would be a mess of unruly inhabitants, constant street parties, and a million bastard children.
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>>55686616
You’re making me want a goblin girlfriend really badly, Anon
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>>55686732
Well, you're not alone in that.
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>>55686616
n-need...
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Orcs are great at motivating their workout buddies
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Make love to your Orc wife
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>>55690272
God I hope she has hairy, sweaty pits
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>>55692251
Well, she is an Orc. They’re not known for their hygiene. So hairy armpits aren’t out of the question.
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>Going about my day when a group of several tall, muscular orc women demand that I marry and breed each one of them
The hell is this world coming to? Anyway things are working out great
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>>55692378
Not seeing how that’s a bad thing
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Anybody use C.AI (Or Tavern, for that matter)? There are a couple of goblin bots there that I'd like to showcase.

Cheeky Goblin Brats
https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=q9fYIgsGz5z7vhLz8d4dpg-6Tn3CEeTMMZRCDK2k2ls

Goblin Maid
https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=bNZHw_SEDr3LWErKf8sGZV6-PGCw8-i786OQ_B4Eosk

Goblin chief council (god sim)
https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=XYRK6BvfbCOTUcsSuX8Ohecr7zvlrE-nVbHrXAM_-G4
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bump
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>>55640914 (OP)
>tfw no amazon orc gf to caress and lovingly fuck
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>>55690687
NEED
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>Bake a thread with a orc thumbnail
>It dies at like 40 messages
>Bake a thread with a goblin thumbnail
>It lasts twice as long
Truly, we live in a society
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>>55700392
I feel that. Can't fault the goblin enthusiasm but let's remember to give our orc mistresses their due.
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>>55702226
>our orc mistresses
I want the opposite. I want to be the master! Especially if I get her subservience by beating her at something totally mundane, like a game of jenga or a spelling contest or some such, that she loses because she's too stupid or clumsy as an orc. And she just takes her code of honor waaay too seriously.

She's twice my size, has the body of an olympian athlete and a rockin' pair of tits she could knock me out with. But she happily does everything I want her to, whether it's fighting off a dozen bandits or draining my balls, because I, in her eyes, defeated her fairly and honorably.
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>>55702226
I want an orc wife with big tiddies. I want goblin mistress with even bigger tiddies. Sadly, neither are real, what a horrible reality.
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>>55703038
What if you defeat several Orcs?
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>>55703070
And a goblin before I go to sleep, sweet dreams anons, may they be full of green women.
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>>55703083
Orgies all day every day, that's what. Journeys and adventures would have to wait, I'd be way too busy plowing green pussy and drowning in ecstasy.

Explore cursed ruins for long-lost artifacts of vast power? Nah, my dick is stuck between fat green tits, spewing my seed all over this orc as I enjoy my fifth orgasm of the day. Raid a bandit encampment to make the local roads safer for travelers? Let the local militia do that, my orcs are preoccupied with being on their knees as I facefuck them one after another. And so on...
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need a goblin with an impossibly large ass to twerk on my crotch daily.
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>>55703774
>need a goblin with an impossibly large ass
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>>55703718
Damn, Anon, save some green pussy for the rest of us
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>>55703807
Hmm, only problem is I want her small enough to squeal from being railed from behind.
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>>55703962
You're going up her bumhole, anon
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>>55703987
there are worse fates
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>>55703070
>goblin mistress
i gotta admit..the thought of getting dominated by a creature much smaller than you is kinda hot
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>>55703898
It's hard to hold back when there's green pussy to be had. I'd probably keep pounding until my dick is shooting blanks and I'm too exhausted to move. And I'd love every second.

Imagine fucking an orc so many times she's impressed and thinks even she is reaching her limit.
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>>55704176
first man to ever satisfy her sexually
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>>55704137
>dominated by a smaller creature
>dominating a bigger creature
Hell yeah.
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>>55704445
>goblin mistress tells you to get on your knees 
>you’re still a foot taller than her
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Bump
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>>55706781
What does goblin pussy taste like?
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Bump
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>>55707057
i would think very musky but also sweet. leaving quite the stench on your face (not a bad one) and constant lip licking
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>>55708549
Definitely want to eat some now
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>>55703038
Not my thing but more power to you Anon, may we each find the orc of our dreams.
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>>55710365
>may we each find the orc of our dreams
I certainly hope so too.
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>>55711292
Wish Orcs were real
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>>55711421
if you close your eyes you can manifest them into reality
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>>55712775
I can?
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>>55712856
tulpamaxxing, yes
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>>55713070
Ok
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>>55704137
Orc wife riding my dick while goblin mistress grinds down on my face. And our elf maid watching through a crack in the bedroom door furiously frigging herself. Perfect life.
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Orc she-studs showing elf sluts their proper places!
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bump
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>>55719617
What kind of fun?
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>>55719717
The kind where you give her that sweet gold and she'll do whatever you want
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bump
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>>55642549
>>55642599
>tfw no big orc gf
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bump
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>>55726567
My silly ass posted the wrong image lmao, here's some gobbo titties
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>hook up with a female orc
>it's totally casual, it just happens during a drunken night at a random tavern
>she's huge, straightforward, crude, and fiercely raunchy
>fuck her as hard as you can, and she just loves it
>she sticks around for more, and you end up pounding her almost daily
>whenever she's horny, she acts like a beast in heat
>she either spreads her legs for you, or gets on top and takes charge
>whichever gets you to drain your balls in her green pussy over and over
>it doesn't take long before she's pregnant
>she's happy about it, and makes it very clear she considers you her mate for life
>her sex drive doesn't slow down at all as she starts having kids
>she's as much of an animal in bed as ever, after having spent the day nursing your little halfbreed
>soon enough, you have a big bunch of green kids with the fierce orc
>she's proud as hell of them and is ferociously protective of both them and you
>but the kids are bigger and tougher than any human kids, and have no trouble beating the shit out of any bullies
>their mother spends many afternoons telling them stories about her barbaric adventures
>and making up weird tales about how she conquered you in battle
>sometimes you roleplay one of those tales in bed, if you don't just pound her brains out again
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need me an 80s style gobbo wife
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>>55730402
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bump
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>>55737217
>>55725273
>>55722441

can you actually post something and not just typing the word bump
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>>55738908
>can you actually post something
My failing original gangster, I'm just trying to keep the thread alive is all and sometimes it's quicker to say that instead of posting an image
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Eat goblin pussy and ass
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>>55741724
Would happily wife and impregnate
>repeatedly
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>>55749951
Who is the artist, I can not find them.
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>>55750573
Seems to be a russian artist by the name of Joe Kukan/Duncan.

https://www.deviantart.com/joe-duncan/gallery/all

I could be wrong, though.
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It's time to get serious, bros. Gonna get me a gobbo daki as a focus for my tulpamancy so I can make a real gobbo gf.
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would you a goblin knowing full well that your children will be manlets?
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>>55755896
>manlets?
uhm, we call them "short kings" over here, buddy
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>>55758268
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This is how I want to sleep every night
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>>55749951
God I wish I would own a goblin slave harem
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>>55763085
Why not a harem of goblin wives?
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>>55763101
Even better
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bump
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>>55771498
Never knew those two had names
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>>55751842
When a human joins the adventuring party
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>>55771594
He's used as stress relief
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>>55771544
everyone has a name
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>>55771700
Yeah, it was a dumb thing to say. My bad.
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>>55771700
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>>55771498
Oh sweet, a new one!
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>>55777364
I wonder if goblins and orc work together to get human men or are they trying to sabotage each other
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>>55777674
Some work together, others are very competitive against each other
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I want a strong goblin whore who can beat my ass. very few people will understand this...
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>>55783808
>very few people will understand this...
no no I think I understand quite well actually
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>>55643231
Female goblins are ugly evil creatures with rotting teeth, fat saggy tits and loose slimy pussies. They will kill your wife, eat your kids, and then force you to knock them up. Once you can't cum anymore they will kill you too.
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>>55789306
This is slander of the highest order! You will be hearing from my lawyers soon...
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Romantic sex with your goblin girlfriend
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>>55789306
Hot
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>>55789330
Some goblin broad no doubt.
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>>55791417
The one in OP looks lawyer-ish now that I think about it.
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>>55791451
you have a point
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>>55792619
I know.
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>>55764911
kek, would be interesting if gobbos were a barely approved abhuman species in the IoM
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Would you go out on an adventure with your Orc girlfriend?
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>>55795945
yes i would why is that question
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>>55692939
This shit is really good if you can skirt the NSFW filter. Any tips for doing that?
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>>55789467
cheating on your girlfriend with a debauched, feral goblin
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>>55798306
making the goblin civilized and wholesome through the power of cuddles and your cock
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>>55797424
/collared/ has a good guide on it.
>https://rentry.org/Collared-CAI#about-the-filter
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>>55800361
Goblins only know two things: food and sex
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>>55800594
Big thanks for this one my man.
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I wish I had a gob wife bros...
I want to make a HUUUGE family with one...
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>>55802324
How huge of a family do you want? Because you know she won’t be satisfied with just one or two kids
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>>55802783
NTA but I want seven children.
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>>55802803
Seven just doesn’t seem enough for a goblin
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>>55657409
>>55662677
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>>55809421
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You know what this thread and general really needs.
Stories small or big.
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>>55814865
I dont write but i have a story of a bandit goblin girl pair that failed to rob the unexpectedly proficient protagonist, and while the dim fighter goblin is knocked out the witty frail goblin attempts to buy some time by offering her body.
She underestimates the protagonist again and eventually succumbs to the power of dick and assists the protagonist in claiming both of them as permanent companions once the other wakes up.
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>he looked into gobby's blank yellow eyes
>crunch crunch crunch
>she was finishing off a mouthful of human
>you're so beautiful
>gobby swings her club at him
>with a sickening crack it catches him right in the jaw
>lying face first in the dirt
>blood and broken teeth pour out his mouth
>he looks up at her and smiles
>my darling
>boom
>gobby shrieks and clutches at a gaping hole in her massive chest
>nooooo
>he crawls towards gobby watching with pure despair as her face and everything else melts down into a shapeless mass of liquid flesh
>it hissed and bubbled as if boiled in an invisible cauldron
>gobby... 
>he feels the weight of a small boot against his back
>what a sorry sight you are
>hypnotized by a mimic 
>just pathetic
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you see what i did there?
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it's some short green slut with a blunderbuss because not everyone is cultured enough to appreciate gollum with a pair of tits
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>>55818412
you'd be surprised
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how far are we from having our gobbo robots?
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>>55644163
N
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Thread needs more Orcs
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>>55800361
Good dick only makes gobs more feral. If you want to civilise, get an orc barbarian pregnant.
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>>55796961
>>55795945
Adventures just seem like an excuse for orc girls to drag their human boyfriends away from civilization so they can wantonly rut out in the woods.
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>>55816491
>holding her friend down so she can get dicked too
Hot.
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I'm a human man, how do I convince my human wife that keeping a goblin pet/househelper is a good idea?
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Snuggling with my goblin gf watching 1985 Legend in bed.
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>>55835564
I like my captions like I like my goblin gals: lewd and wholesome at the same time.