trash/55738332.txt

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--- 55738332
home of ug
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>>55738492
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>>55738912
pearl shirt job
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i need to see me some more of this skinny bitch in heels
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night sug
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hi sug
i’m having a nice night
how about you?
--- 55740182
Does Pearl like pie?
--- 55740813
Good evening /sug/

I want to fug Pearl
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First!
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>>55738332 (OP)
Pearl's flat chest! Erotic!
--- 55742885
>>55742321
Not enough love for everyone's favorite slow-in-the-mind
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feeling bad but not feeling bad enough to do anything about it
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unfortunate cookies
--- 55745033
need to vacuum pack my ass
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>>55745033
Why though?
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https://youtu.be/3j6W0RpxzEg [Embed]
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>>55743001
Disgusting, post more.
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>>55738332 (OP)
SPAM => spooge and ham
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21 posts in 13 hours
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>>55748802
Is there no hope for /sug/? Did the end of Future spell the end of the general?
--- 55749813
>>55749779
sug has been maggots festering in the corpse of SU for years
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>>55749779
What are you hoping for?
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>>55749831
Jasper r34, mainly
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>>55749840
Ah, well, I'm afraid you're gonna have to post it yourself.
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>>55749960
Didn't this general used to have its own Booru? I haven't been here in years and I forgot the link.
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>>55749973
https://stevenuniverse.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
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>>55750262
based
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>>55748802
be the change you wanna see in the thread anon or just continue to do nothing and complain
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>>55750262
I'm gonna save all the cute Pearls.
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>>55750694
*kisses you*
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>>55750999
*blushes*
an...anon i uh
*runs away*
--- 55751618
what should I watch today
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>>55751618
watch the kool aid horror movie
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does anyone else have a suggestion
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>>55752442
okay here is a real one Hilda ive seen a few episodes not bad
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>>55752761
it looks like it's for four year olds and i'm 35
--- 55752994
besides here, where can i post a SU comic that im drawing?
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>>55752777
uh...then watch analog horror on youtube
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>>55752777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6-aCCqCc_0 [Embed] watch this movie
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>>55752994
nowhere, dead fandom
real answer is probably tumblr is the best bet
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i am no longer taking movie suggestions from sug
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or you can watch this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WMm7N1IthE [Embed]
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>>55753353
thats fair
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>>55753392
Where the fuck do you find videos like this
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>>55752777
It's comfy and less gay than SU.
>>55752994
Twitter?
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>>55753563
Prowl YouTube late at night, preferably while smoking something you're not supposed to smoke.
--- 55753863
>>55753824
heh doing that jenkem eh anon?
--- 55753875
>>55751618
"The City of Lost Children" (1995)
https://youtu.be/CNYG9cXTSds [Embed]
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>>55753875
ok i'll watch this one
--- 55758991
my favorite Steven Universe episode is that one where Steven gets lost in the snow and it turns out to be a vision from Garnet for why Steven shouldn't go out in the snow
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>>55758991
i like the one where amethyst was all fucked up and they had to fix her gem
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>>55749906
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>>55760553
can you atleast say something
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i can't decide if i want a hotdog in my mouth or in my butt
>>55760645
hrorny
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>>55761014
put that hot dog in your mouth silly
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>>55761208
my butt just spoke to me and it said we should do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DekvcS6toE [Embed]
--- 55761409
>>55761362
well good luck with that anon not sure hot dogs are made for that
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>>55761409
my life goal is to be like the easter bunny but with hotdogs
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>>55760570
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>>55761526
i understand why pp has a sug face now
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bad news
i don't have enough hot dogs to fill my butt
--- 55763411
farty-farty-fart-fart
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>>55763411
*sniffs*
smells like new york glizzy
--- 55764861
where is pp
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>>55764861
i think he got a tummy problem after he ate the easter hotdog i left under his pillow
sorry pp
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>>55760645
Peri fren?
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>>55765106
he left immediately after someone said horny to him
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>>55766960
Is he taking refuge in Weenie Hut Jr's?
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>>55767567
Peridoodle lives in a mushroom house.
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>>55768149
is it a giant mushroom
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>>55768213
No, peridoodles are very small.
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>>55768230
i thought peridoodle was just one guy
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>>55768244
I am sorry. I didn't know I was speaking to someone with such a low sug level. Please study peridoodles a bit more!
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>>55768244
He's the guy in the dedotated wam video
lol wam is in the captcha that's weird
--- 55768350
>>55768336
i want a game like Pokemon Snap but with sug creatures
peridoodles, pretuses, bearls, sadanon
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>>55768350
Excellent post
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jibbly
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>>55772291
My favorite jibbly movie is Spirited Away
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>>55766960
I miss peridoodle...
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sex
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>>55774916
Now, clod.
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>>55775533
sexual experiments with peridots green pussy
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>>55775547
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>>55775575
nom nom nom
CHOMP
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>>55774916
this reminds me of that peridot roleplay screen cap I've seen on /co/
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Oh, what I wouldn't give to have a comfy, compact NEET gf like Peridot.
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>>55777134
What if she was reeeeaaally fat.
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>>55777204
Only if she would commit to losing the weight. I am also trying to get /fit/, so maybe it's a journey we can take together.
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>>55777248
I'm gonna get /fit/ so I can lift my morbidly obese periNEET gf!
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Of course, if she were just "pleasingly plump", that'd be just fine. Maybe she has self-image issues. I've been there, maybe I can help.
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I want to nibble on her earlobes and make her squirm.
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>>55777446
she doesn't have any
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>>55777941
A man can dream, though
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>>55777345
Plump and thicc aren't the same thing and you're obviously conflating them due to a fear of bellies
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every fetish that isn't mine is stupid or disgusting
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https://youtu.be/qQ1NDTHA85I [Embed]
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>>55779921
*slams into a wall*
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>>55780476
good riddance
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>>55768350
don't forget nin and mothman
both of them should be legendary creatures worth 1 million sugdollarydoos
--- 55782495
President Trump will lead us to victory over the work mob!
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>>55782495
shit.
WOKE mob.
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orange trumpnis has been caged
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*walks in, drops a big deuce on the floor, wipes ass on curtains, and walks out again*
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>>55782586
Our once and future King is still a free man, and he will win 2024!
This time, we are NOT giving the country back to the leftists!
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*wild mothman appears*
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>>55783677
*throws pokeball at this*
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>>55783916
*breaks free and flys away you didn't push down+b*
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>>55784028
noooo
*throws mothman treats on the floor to make him come back*
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>>55784287
*eats mothman treats*
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>>55784674
i'm gonna get you this time moffy!
*throws masterball at this*
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>>55784782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7zMbX_0e5o [Embed]
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>>55784859
poggers
i'm gonna use my new moffy to silk trap pp
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this is how it feels when i turn on my sug machine to log into my sug account
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3__DMujZvGc [Embed]
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>>55785894
i'm making this my alarm clock theme
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>>55785894
this is the last fucking thing i expected gundam music to sound like wtf
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yeah it's not the classic, iconic freeform jazz the series is known for 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1PSLIoEVMA [Embed]
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ed edd & eddy music
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girl pee music
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>>55787238
what did they mean by this
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>>55787271
music of girls peeing
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>>55787333
*makes sug face*
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>>55787381
what do you think about this video
https://youtu.be/u6WusCPZRJA [Embed]
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>>55787271
imagine this but instead of mice it's girls bladders 
https://youtu.be/saY10AWXLIY [Embed]
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>>55787492
he looks like the kind of guy that hangs out in the pool showers but he doesn't need to take a shower he just wants to stare at your anyus when you're not looking
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https://youtu.be/XserHc2hgnc [Embed]
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>>55786901
https://youtu.be/wSYpsRJuWdA [Embed]
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night sug
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>>55788380
*plays freeform jazz extremely loudly*
--- 55789255
Hello?

Is anyone there?

If you can hear this, please heed my warning:

DO NOT RETURN TO EARTH.

If you can hear this, you are already infected. Your fate is sealed.

If you return to Earth, you will infect everyone, and seal the fate of the whole human race.

Please heed my warning!

DO NOT RETURN TO EARTH!
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hey does anyone know a good planet to park my spaceship
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right here *gapes asshole, anal vores entire spaceship*
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>>55789676
i'm going to bed
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>>55789764
good night sweetie *tucks you under foreskin and smooches your cute forehead*
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>>55789793
stop replying to me
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>>55789255
you have the gay
--- 55792556
"She cant bleed? Billions must die in her honor"
Which one of you decided this should be our current societal zeitgeist?
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>>55792556
loli is justice
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>>55794374
Oh if only that what our current zeitgeist was
Sadly we'd need some giant manufactured tragedy to change public opinion by even the slightest inch
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Peridot lifts up her obese doughy leg and lets out a massive fart
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>>55794532
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More lewds are required. Many more.
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i just saw the term "peeslut" used and it made me think of you guys
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>>55796684
<3
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>>55796684
I do not give you pearlmission to think of me when you see that word.
--- 55797353
"Later, assholes."
*tosses a black hole into the thread and leaves*
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https://youtu.be/BaxBFnIUTrc [Embed]
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>>55797353
*throws stuff into this*
cool
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>>55797668
rude
*throws stuff into you*
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>>55738332 (OP)
Perlfect cleavage.
Delicious.
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>>55801239
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i miss the times when steven's penis would get in the way
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>>55801320
IT WON'T
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>>55801239
based fellow delicious flat appreciator
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hornyornyornyorny
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>>55802626
horny pearl
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>>55801320
It never did, you're delusional
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>>55797353
OVER THE EVOLUTION
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>>55804913
Oh yeah?
Well, your face looks like a nigger's scrotum.
How do you like that?
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>>55805237
that makes sense, your mom's pussy juice ends up on both of em
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>>55805394
lick my asscrack twice
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>>55805795
would nut inside
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*enters*
*piddles on the rug*
*leaves*
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>>55782495
so the mask slips yet again
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>>55810037
nigga
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>>55812160
wigga
--- 55812412
Suck my dicks.
All of them.
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>>55812412
how many is all
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>>55812412
damn we got echidnas in the thread
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i wanna talk about sailor moon but this is a steven universe thread
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>>55812707
the show has been over for like three years
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>>55812775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz5_6BSic18 [Embed]
rules are rules
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>>55812838
You're allowed to discuss Sailor Moon here, Dennis
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>>55812838
yeah dennis it's okay
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>>55812875
>>55812880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guLCIK4KmXU [Embed]
i am a golden god and golden god’s follow the rules
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>>55812945
haruka is the prettiest sailor scout I wish she liked boys because that's what I am
--- 55813124
monster now has a hard variety
stuff tastes almost exactly like monster with just a little boozy aftertaste
that's good
they took out all the energy and caffeine to sell it
that's bad
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>>55813124
you're a faggot
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>>55813090
wait a second I have an idea
sadanon can I borrow some estrogen I need it for something
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>>55813090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug6klFwISqQ [Embed]
look at the pure jealousy
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>>55813124
my brother in christ clean your fucking screen i beg you
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https://youtu.be/rhmohDFYoBs [Embed]
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night sug
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>>55813945
*kisses this bearl* nighty night
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>>55813945
nite
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>>55794374
>>55794512
Besides that white republicans are the ones creating definitions for our human life stages and assigning each of them some set unchanging purpose
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>>55817212
I keep getting confused on who to vote for if i wanna fuck 11 year old
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Peridots twerkilicious booty.
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>>55817474
Just don't vote for now I guess
World War III won't change a damn thing and the UN refuses to acknowledge that we have created a war on sex
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first for eel sunday
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>>55818154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe7yWEi80UA [Embed]
i wish a very merry eel sunday to you
--- 55818886
How does it feel knowing global wars and mass catastrophe end up creating more dead weight people than they seek to remove?
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>>55818886
Is it fun being half moth and half man?
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>>55819115
Sometimes, but not all the time
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>>55819147
Surprisingly thoughtful answer.
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>>55819182
I'm tired of feeling like I should be living in a future time instead of now, like nothing I want in life is compatible with the present, current social atmosphere 
I should have been born in either 1897 or 2097
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>>55819402
If we were born in 1897 we'd be the perfect age to go and die in WW1 in some horrible pointless killing field. Well, maybe not you but definitely me. I don't know if leafland sent many dudes to go explode in Turkey.
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>>55818205
happy eel sunday!
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>>55819444
exceellent post very good thank you
--- 55822464
A demon appears and offers you a billion dollars.
In return, you must never cum again.
If you cum, the demon collects your soul.
What will be your fate?
--- 55822498
>>55818886
Well, yeah. That's why they create them.
So they can get rid of (You) while enriching and aggrandizing themselves.
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pp
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>>55823570
too much titty
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>>55823586
I don't think Pearl likes it :(
--- 55824954
hey sug do you mind if I use your bathroom
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>>55824954
no you gotta use the rug like the rest of us
--- 55825669
what's this character from and what's her name
--- 55826420
Why for you wanna fuck da rocks?
--- 55826577
>>55826420
Why da rocks look liek da women?
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>>55825669
that is gishlaine from mushoku tensei
I like the show it's like the seinfeld of isekai
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>>55825669
that's denise she lives in the apartment below me
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well I don't know who to believe
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Believe ME!
--- 55829221
has anyone here ever watched this show called steven universe
--- 55829288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CIMjrVD5Jg [Embed]
--- 55829397
>>55822464
Kind of tired of the whole wizard nofap ascetism cult hijacking all of magic
--- 55829590
>>55822464
why would a demon try to get me to stop cumming? seems like the opposite of their goals
--- 55829924
>>55823865
Not a fan of the overly large extremely details butt holes artists seem to be going for these days. Maybe if they were just detailed, it wouldn't bother me so much.
--- 55829932
>>55822498
This universe would be dead if they got rid of me, all end dates were overwritten by me simply being here. 
Did you know that the the US Military plans on drafting people as young as 12 for the army in case of World War III?
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>>55826577
4 fuckin', duh
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>>55829932
The US Military is planning to draft prisoners and retirees as well.
You know, people who cost a lot to maintain but don't contribute a lot to society.
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>>55830493
This is what Russia is doing, why are they using Russia as an instruction manual
--- 55832300
steven universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>55832300
who?
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>>55832300
--- 55832491
shit i forogt to watch critters 2 for easter
--- 55833797
cute girls going home early bexause theyre weekend manager and they set their own hours lmao get mad and stay mad tony
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has anyone seen pp
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>>55833857
I have
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>>55834527
wjee
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>>55834532

>>55796831
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>>55834565
has anyone seen pp today
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>>55834587
I have
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>>55834595
bring him to me
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>>55834612
Hi its me pp
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>>55834763
without a pearl your not a pearlposter youre just a poster
a p
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>>55834798
Hi its me p
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>>55830530
It's a (((global))) plan to reduce overpopulation when WW3 breaks out.
--- 55834922
Haha but no really its me pp I'm just at work and without my burlap sack filled with iconic pearl images with witty filenames.
--- 55834959
>>55834922
go get it
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>>55834959
I am at WORK. I hope cute girls has a fun night though doing cute girls things like video games and whatever else
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>>55835068
hhjkui
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night sug
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day sug
--- 55837376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55ka5fdoKKE [Embed]
--- 55838545
don't know how much longer i can keep doing this
i feel like I'm taking a multiple choice test but all the answers are wrong
--- 55838692
>>55838545
Petpet
--- 55838841
>>55834820
Yeah, any day now
Chances are they won't reduce it nearly as much as they hope for, the UN will have to get involved and possibly even take over western governments for allowing and normalizing exploitation of children for war
This is the kind of stuff that would make other countries consider putting sanctions on the US
--- 55839708
can someone please explain to me the lore of the madness combat series
--- 55840388
>>55839708
>In the beginning:
*pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* 
>after that
*pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* 
>and now
*pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew*
--- 55840799
>>55840388
that doesn't really cover the improbability drives, the auditor, the employers, project nexus or the infinite hanks but thanks anyway
--- 55840990
>>55834820
Do they plan on making people breed like puppy mills to "rebuild" and "rejuvenate"?
--- 55841595
>>55841215
does this talk about steven universe
--- 55842106
I am testing my new keyboard don't mind me
sick socks pics of duck ass dildo fav faggots boobs breasts clit count vagina asshole mother-in-law bitch whore cock cocksucker bigger tits semen jizz cum monkey dokie crap shit damn goddamn douche anal creampie nowhere blowing handy handling impregnation facial cleansing trans transition tranny shemale societal
--- 55842198
>>55842106
i am testing my brain don't mind me
pp pp pp pp cute girls pp sug pp sadanon pp cute girls pp mothman pp australia pp aboriginal pp peridoodle pretus pp gay sex with mothman pp mothman's cock pp horny for mothman pp canuck fuck and suck pp eel sunday pp
--- 55842225
>>55842198
your brain is broken, get a new one
--- 55842267
>>55842225
will canned pork brain work
--- 55842276
>>55842267
only if you wanna spend your days thinking about food mud and hot pig pussy
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>>55842276
you had me at thinking
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>>55842198
--- 55843127
>>55843089
here is a cute pearl so you can see something alittle better before you go to bed or whatever un-sug related thing you do when not here
--- 55843139
>>55843127
That's not just ANY cute pearl. That's adorapearl, the greatest piece of art ever created since the time of Michelangelo.
--- 55843143
>>55843139
i made it do alittle dance look at her go
--- 55843149
>>55843143
She is doing the "pearl shuffle"
--- 55843321
>>55843149
The state of Delmarva have asked us to disclose...
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>>55840990
No. They will simply import illegal immigrants and reduce wages, so they can keep more money.
--- 55844703
>>55843623
>They will simply import illegal immigrants and reduce wages, so they can keep more money.
You think war is going to spare them? Fool, humans aren't designed by machines in factories, you can't import a damn thing if your supply chain is dead
Got any scientific proof for our population being Infinity?
--- 55844950
Sorry but Africans and Mexicans don't magically grow out of the ground like carrots
--- 55844993
>>55844905
please flat pearls only
--- 55845012
>>55844993
?
--- 55845054
>>55845012
no her chest must be almost or perfectly flat
--- 55845066
>>55845054
What if

instead

its not
--- 55845079
>>55845066
Only if there's more padding everywhere else
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>>55845079
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>>55845079
here you go anon
--- 55845859
>I don't even wanna get out of bed unless he is spamming lewds