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--- 251359968
I like snek and every other character, but my favorite girl is Pekora, when are they going to let her be happy?
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>>251359968 (OP)
Snek is best. I want to buy one so it can sing to me.
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>>251359968 (OP)
Never.
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I want to be Pino!
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>>251359968 (OP)
Pekora is modest.
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>>251360865
Is that cow giving me the finger?
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You vill eat ze crickets
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There are sneks everywhere.
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this is now a cortado espspreo and/or coffe thread
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>>251361401
Is that snek poison to keep them from spreading?
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cortado and then tea with an iced latte and chai milk tea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA [Embed]
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>>251361636
You add booze to all of that right?
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I can't believe I did it again.
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Fuck Per-chan!
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>>251361636
no idea what you are on about, but I like your Pekora.
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>>251362311
Yurine would be a horrible mom. Also what are you having?
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>>251362379
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>>251362669
Some Irish Whiskey, now a lesser spirit supposed to be mixed to kill off my liver.
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>>251361401
ATRE!
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>>251363517
You should drink some red wine on occasion. It makes my liver and organs feel better.
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>>251363962
I hate wine.
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>>251364014
Red wine is the best though.
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>>251364014
>Pekora will remember this
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>>251364014
I'm not picky about booze and a bottle of wine now and then heals me compared to the rubbing alcohol I normally down.
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>>251364068
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>>251365111
If Pekora took a shit, the hole would still overflow.
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It's so warm and comforting. I don't care that it kills me.
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>>251362575
ccicifdee, epspoero, stout, cortados etc. morning drinks

>>251362230
sometimes
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I wanna buy whiskey with TNT dissolved in it, drink it, and punch my liver.
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>>251365812
Please don't drink so much, drunk anon. I'm not really worried about you, it's just that Jashin-chan needs your money.
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>>251365812
This is what you need. Authentic cobra whisky. My brother was in Vietnam and some tourist died drinking some. It's only for the experienced livers.
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Daichi
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Jashin-chan FES
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>>251367440
Daichi...
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Anyone tried to drink hand sanitizer? Just for fun. Cheap booze is cheaper.
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>>251367292
Beef.
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>>251367581
hand sanitizer uses denatured alcohol, it'll kill you
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>>251367808
just filter it through some bread
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>>251367229
kek Poor Pekora
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>>251367868
This sounds familiar, even if not with bread.
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>>251363962
>>251364014
>>251364068
I've had some red wine tonight and now my head hurts, it's not good for you
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>>251367955
midgets
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>>251367868
Hi, Piotr
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>>251367955
Alcohol is literally poison.
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Is this the Yurine hate thread?
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>>251367955
Armature. Maybe you need to balance it out with some whiskey.
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>>251368069
Anything can be poison. For better or worse, humanity wouldn't be what it is without alcohol.
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>>251368222
Yes.
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>>251368346
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>>251368346
snek has knees??
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>>251368392
Devil lies.
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>>251367955
f*cking stupid nigger loving pussy, I bet you don't have an ounce of French DNA in you you stupid nigger lover. I bet you failed the health check up because the doctor said 1 glass a wine a day will keep me away better luck next time friendo
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>>251368374
Good.
Because I fucking HATE Yurine.
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draw me like one of your french poorfags
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>>251368508
imagine the smell
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>>251368508
sorry I'm not poor so I can't comply with your request
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>>251368447
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>>251366128
>snek liquor
How drunk would it get you
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>>251368508
They have a specific name for that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tramp#In_other_languages
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>>251368604
Jashin-chan is a viper, not a cobra. Therefore, not very drunk, seeing as Jashin-chan is the only known snake to drink alcohol
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>>251368945
Jashin-chan is a cobra gal!
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>>251368945
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>>251369037
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Smelling Jashin-chan's demonic burps
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>>251368564
holy shit what the fuck she had legs the whole time
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>>251369271
perfect jashin-chan is actually just normal jashin-chan because she's always perfect
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>>251369271
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>>251359968 (OP)
>ywn let Pekora eat whatever she wants, as much as she wants, on the condition that she must be handcuffed while sitting on your lap and you feed her all of the food by hand, and she has to lick your fingers clean
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Why does this anime like to introduce so many shitty characters so much. Genuinely who tf cares about anyone but Snake, Yurine, Minos, Atm and Pekola.
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>>251369938
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>>251369938
Why are you so cruel?
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>>251369968
Literally every single character in this show is funny and deserves screen time.
Except Yurine
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>>251369968
>Yurine
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>>251369968
It's common for long-running comedy manga to slowly introduce new characters as the dynamics with the older characters get stale. The anime then has to introduce all the new characters in a span of 8 episodes because cultists and marketing directors alike will sperg out if their favorite character isn't in the new season.
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>>251370354
I am glad Per-chan has been part of the show since season 1
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>>251369037
>using poorly translated machine TL as evidence to counter the actual anime
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>>251370674
It's not machine TL. Here's the raw as proof. She's half cobra and half gyaru.
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>>251369968
most characters are good. Maybe I'd agree with you on the new ones like Ecute and Atre, because I'm actually not sure why they were added. I can't tell if Yukiwo is doing some high brow satire of the lolipire fad, or just going along with it, but it did seem kind of random to add them unlike anything else
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>>251370882
The Chinese sisters felt way more random to me desu~no, but I still love them.
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>>251370797
she's a viper. They refer to her as one when the yakuza take Jashin-chan for not having a business license
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>>251370996
>コブラ
>ギャル
It's right there in black and white. I think Yukiwo knows his own creations better than a couple of no name yakuza in the anime.
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>>251371086
see >>251370674
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>>251371144
>>251370674 only applies to per-chan because fuck per-chan. But a true cultist respects Jashin-chan and her fat cobra tail.
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hell mexico jashin-chan would be a rattlesnake and have a maraca tail.
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>>251371354
kek
Much like Hell China, Hell Mexico is literally just Mexico.
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>>251371354
I find it hard to believe Mexico Jashin-chan could actually be lazier.
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>>251371354
hah! Would Mexican Yurine have a comically large or small sombrero?
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>>251371521
El profesor would be even fatter and covered in taco grease.
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Jashin-amiga? Jashin-senorita?
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La Serpiente Borracha
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>>251367440
dogter
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>>251369968
Per-chan is the only new character that is pointless and never needed. All new characters exist to gain Jashin-chan more money, simple as. Poporon for idol fags, Pino for TnA, Corona Twins for the Chinese market, Pierre/Daichi/Ecute for loli fags, Per-mama/Big Titty Orphanage Lady/Atre for more TnA. Per-chan though? Objectively useless. Too old for loli fags and no T or A. Complete and utter garbage character.
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>>251372020
Awful post, see me after class.
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>>251372020
Based post. You get a gold sticker.
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>>251372020
Ecute and Per-chan are the same age you retard
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be careful before opening this
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>>251372020
loli niggers were never wanted here so thank god for Per-chan being yet another character that doesn't attract those ilk like moths to a flame
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>>251372810
I prepared, completely heeding your warning, and was still unprepared for the impossibly precious and rare and cute double peace sign accompanied by a flawless naive smile. . .
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>>251372810
I suddenly feel absolutely elated.
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is this the fabled Snek thread
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I want to RAPE Pekora
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>>251373045
I don't
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The Snektre!
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>>251373430
imagine walking down the street to get your ice cream and you come across all those wholesome girls and angels staring at you and judging you. How would that change your walk experience?
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>>251373463
>>251373492
CUTE Panda
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>>251373430
>Pekora cut in half
kek Poor Pekora
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>>251373492
Best Girl front and center. There is hope for them yet.
--- 251374793
so I just got done reading the last thread and there were a lot of spelling mistakes. It's already hard enough to get through ~700 posts a week just to keep up--it makes it that much harder when you inebriated, barely conscious ESLs try to formulate sentences that I'm forced to read because they're in the Jashin-chan threads. Like, seriously, if you could just learn basic sentence structure my reading time would literally decrease by 15% if you subhuman monkey brains could just put a little more effort into talking correctly
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Dumb Pinoposter.
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>>251374793
sorry miss, but forming a coherent thought is hard enough for the average cultist. writing an intelligible sentence- with proper spelling, no less- would be enough to make our brains boil over.
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>>251375211
I don't want to hear it. If you can perform the captcha then surely you can write coherent sentences
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>>251375345
We know you're upset because snek is the superior baker but you need to back off.
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don't click
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>>251374793
>imagine being a janitor
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>>251376216
dummy alien
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>>251376427
I clicked...
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>>251376819
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good night
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>>251377940
I still have a few hours of Snek Energy left
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Select your character.
You are not going to be a tier-whore and pick Yurine, are you Anon?
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>>251378455
I choose Minos, as always.
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>>251378540
Absolutely based answer.
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>>251378455
Yusa, the only one proven to be stronger than Yurine and Minos.
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>>251359968 (OP)
I bet Pekora could make some pretty awesome garbage can hotpot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Omj3kx_lU [Embed]
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>>251373492
That picture was drawn specifically for that location. Everyone's face is perfectly framed without being split by the structure.
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>>251374793
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Atre with our kids
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Aristocratic tea party, formal attire only. Ytkgk
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>>251380674
Who's in the cage?
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>>251380230
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>>251380999
Hmm, hard to see. It might be two of the new plushies?
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>>251381541
>[SCREAMING]
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>>251381541
>>251381700
I hope it's Pekola.
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cut jashin-chan makes a return
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>>251381830
Pekora doesn't deserve being treated like that
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>>251380674
very dignified stage setup that only true aristocrats can appreciate
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>>251381909
Her regen is too powerful.
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>>251382010
She deserves to be caged and watch others enjoy tea and cake.
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>>251382072
神が来る
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>>251374793
Based
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Going to Japan in two months. I haven't watched the third season yet but the corrupted city is Furano, right?
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>>251382010
at least she's not a clochard anymore
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>>251382036
benis in bagina X--------DDDDDDD
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>>251384662
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>>251370076
pekora barks like a dog for food, she's the one anime girl who would eat all the eggs

which is ironic because the giant snake in the cast would be less likely
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>>251384327
I don't know about corrupt, but Furano tried to play the snek and lost.
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>>251385515
>Pekora eating all of Jashin-chan's freshly laid eggs
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>>251388515
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>>251359968 (OP)
Ever since Lierre got there. Pekora has been happier. And getting more food.
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>>251368069
The source of Mei's power
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>>251389183
I thought it was her collection?
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>>251389183
>>251389215
It's actually her uniform.
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>>251368222
All threads are Yurine hate threads for those who hate Yurine.
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>>251369194
But what IS Killing Bites?
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>>251369271
snek trickery.
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>>251369938
That is oddly specific, anon.
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>>251388593
kek
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>>251373600
It's hard to walk when fully erect...
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>>251375345
The 4chan captcha takes away your ability to write coherent sentences. Judging by the posts I've seen on this site, I know this to be true.
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>>251380359
You're rather prolific, anon. And blond.
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>>251381700
lmao
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It's Sunday.
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>>251391476
Why is Pino crying?
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>>251391546
Drugs.
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>>251391546
she saw what lies beyond the veil
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>>251391546
Just being near Lierre has that effect on her.
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why is pierre so cringe?
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>>251392467
Everyone is cringe next to Daichi
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Happy snek day!
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>>251389729
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>>251389153
Any video of this event?
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>>251394350
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>>251394810
which side is the head?
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>>251389942
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>>251391476
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Why do they all have eye infections? Is there some sort of Pink eye outbreak?
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>>251397380
Jashin-chan riding wild on Ran-Ran
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>>251397286
They just look tired to me. It's probably early in the morning before opening. Also, Aina is a full on midget.
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>>251398101
Who are they?
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>>251398190
the VAs for Snek and Yurine in black. I think the others are just workers.
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>>251397286
I heard somewhere that they put glue in their lower eyelids to make it look like there are bags under their eyes. It's fashionable.
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Just wanted to say that Minos is best girl, and here mere existence encourages and motivates me to improve myself and make better choices.
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>>251397380
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>angel
>com to earth to kill someone
>fail
>lose the halo
>become a hobo living in a house made of cardboard
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>>251398600
>put glue in their lower eyelids to make it look like there are bags under their eyes.
How is that attractive?
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>>251399178
it makes the eyes look larger I guess
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>>251397286
creepy looking girls
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>>251398654
Yes
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1 or 2 ?
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>>251399951
Snek
>will waste your money on pachinko
>debt generator
>no one knows where is the cloaka
Angle
>Will eat your leftover food
the choice is simple
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>>251400125
>the choice is simple
Yep. Snek wife is best wife.
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why is she so hot?
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>>251400404
Mentally deranged.
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Nap in 20
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>>251399951
>>251400404
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>>251400489
Once again, look in the closet. Three purses. Whose are they? No one in this series has ever carried a purse.
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>>251400717
Jashin-chan stole them.
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>>251400717
one could be Yurines backpack for School
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>>251400489
Yep. I just ate lunch and now it is time for the mandatory snek nap.
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>>251400563
On the right
>Bride candidate 
>3 Pino
On the left
>Strong points: Good at cooking and making confections 
>Cute
>Weak points: Extreme mental illness(menhera is the word used)
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>>251401691
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>>251402030
Poor Pekora.
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>>251402241
Tajiri...
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>>251402241
LEWD YURIE!
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I want to play it.
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Snek cultists, we have lost...
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>>251403475
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>>251403838
Ran Ran has a cuter hairstyle but Kyon Kyon is just better overall desu.
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>>251403838
>Kyon Kyon waitress orders never get to the customer whole.
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>>251404979
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>>251404979
>pekora waitress orders never reach the customer at all
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>>251404979
Poor Medusa.
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>>251405276
Devil lies! Pekora would never steal, she is a good angel.
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>>251405276
I would beat that hobos ass then puke on her house late one night.
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Is the Jashin-chan Fest going well? I can't read Japanese.
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>>251406173
Who’s in the cage?
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>>251403475
Is the girl on the right side a different girl from the original yurinesuki girl?
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>>251406424
(You)
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>>251406173
Preparation seems to be going well.
http://jashinchan.com/fes2023/
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>>251406424
It has to be Pekola. She has a history of being abused.
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>>251406424
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>>251406433
Oh no... are the Yurine cultists multiplying?!
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>>251406856
Someone here needs to man up, become the professor, and do what is necessary.
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>>251406775
kek
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>>251406856
Time to start training
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>>251406569
Why must Pekora suffer so much?
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>>251375473
don't ever tell me what to do again
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>>251405799
If she's such good angel:
-Where's her halo?
-Why is she in touch with demons and demon summoner girl?
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>>251407344
Don't forget that time she literally danced with the devil.
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>>251407344
>>251407390
Lierre works in mysterious ways. Lierre is supposed to be pure, but we have seen Lierre doing much, much worse. So there may be something more at play, like facing faults and temptations (wrath, gluttony, etc) and overcoming them.
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>wake up
>see this
what do
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>>251407596
Don't shoehorn Daichi into cyber-whatever. She only cares about three things; being the best daughter, being an idol goddess someday, and Fuck Per-chan.
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>>251380674
whoa this looks like something out of David Lynch's fever dream
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>>251407866
>David Lynch's fever dream
ですの
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>>251407866
thaT puddinG yoU likE iS goinG tO comE bacK iN stylE
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>>251406902
>become the professor
We already have professor at home.
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>>251406992
Make sure to use the Jashin-chan Breathing Method™ for maximum results.
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>>251407866
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>>251408570
Is that from Jodorowsky's Dune?
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>>251408648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7R_2WWdKs [Embed]
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>>251409302
It doesn't work like that, desu~no!
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>>251407866
>David Lynch's fever dream
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>>251409302
Snakes don't pee like this. Their pee is in form of uric acid crystals called urates, which come along with their poop.
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>>251411000
checked herpetologist anon
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>>251411000
fine
but how do they poop?
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>>251411191
Snek is a good girl and does not poop.
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its time to awaken
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>>251411191
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>>251412719
Yep. This one goes in my Pierre compilation.
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it's time to fall into the arms of Morpheus
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>>251412949
But it's 4 in the afternoon...
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>>251413004
it's past midnight
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>>251413004
Time zones and Yurine. A snek's eternal enemies.
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>>251378540
anon is based
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>>251412119
Day 100 million of NOPOOP
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>>251413242
Don't forget planes.
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>>251384078
this post always makes me feel sad. Like someone who is eating a cheeseburger alone with nothing but their 'puter friends
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>>251413312
the poop is stored in the tail
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>>251413004
>t.
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>>251413350
But she looks very happy in the picture.
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>>251398654
Minos has the best VA in the series imo
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Does anyone have that pic of jashin slithering down the road and shitting and smearing the shit with her tail and leaving a long trail of shit smeared behind her?
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>>251413350
I just realized everytime I eat alone at my computer, Angels weep
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>>251398654
Based
>>251413399
And based.
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>>251413399
Minos is my favorite, but I admit that Jashin-chan was the best cast overall, and her singing Jinbocho Elegy is the best anime song of all time.
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>>251413687
i think i have to agree with you on the singing part but otherwise idk ,i think i like Minos VA more because of the soul eater nostalgia
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luv me snek
luv me Minos
luv me Pekola
luv me vampres
luv me Per-chan but fuck her
'ate Yurine 
simple as
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>>251414608
You have been banned from Yurine Kingdom
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KISS yurine!
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>>251414783
Good.
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>>251414999
go away, australian satan
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>>251414608
Fuck Per-chan.
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>>251389942
where the f*ck do I get one???!
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>>251417388
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>>251417388
Kinda cute but also kinda cursed.
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>cursed
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>>251359968 (OP)
is jashin chan as popular in japan as it is here on /a/