tv/183068024.txt

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AHHHHHH I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THAT GYPSY AN EXTENSION ON HER LOAN AHHHHHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEEEEEE
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>>183068024 (OP)
Is that Mac?
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this looked really stupid so I never watched it but what's the premise? that's at least 2 death scenes I've seen with her in it now so what is it like groundhog day where she just keeps getting fucked over and over?

also.... seems pretty extreme for not giving some gypsy an extension on her loan. I wonder who her other victims were...
>guy who didn't let her go first at the cigarette counter
>someone who honked at her in traffic because she nodded off at a traffic light
>owner of a small dog who pissed on her shoe
>the paperboy who missed her yard and got the paper in the gutter/bush instead
>kid at the local shop who wouldn't open the door at 5 minutes past closing time even though HE WAS RIGHT THERE!
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>>183068024 (OP)
>finds out that she's going to get dragged to hell by demons and genuinely believes it
>immediately decides to sacrifice her cat to appease them instead of going to a church for help
She deserved it, desu. If she had a child, she'd probably have sacrificed them too.
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>>183068024 (OP)
Raimi said she deserved it. Why is he like this?
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>>183068194
She gets haunted by demons and shit while trying to lose the curse. That's the main plot of the film.
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>>183068024 (OP)
How was that gypsy so powerful
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>>183068194
It's a comedy numbnuts
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>>183068024 (OP)
Well at least she didn't get hit by the train
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>>183068024 (OP)
I wonder how common this is in this universe, like if it's so easy to curse somebody then how come there isn't more evidence that the after life is real? How many CCTV cameras just captured this woman being grabbed by arms and taken into the ground? How would they explain that?
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>>183068194
That's gypsies for you
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>>183068024 (OP)
Her screams make me nut
Hahaha die bitch
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>>183068371
wtf!
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>>183068194
>I haven’t even seen this movie but I’ll still sit here and type out the longest post by a long-shot in a thread about it, look at me go!
Why is /tv/ like this, what an absolute waste of time.
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>>183068194
The movie taught me one thing. Never deal with gypsyies. Avoid them at all cost.
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>>183068024 (OP)
Wait, America has trains?
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>>183068194
Literal retard here.
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>>183068024 (OP)
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>>183068572
kek
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>>183068480
Only to be used as weapons against the populace.
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Grave scene was really epic
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>>183068024 (OP)
She was so fucking cute, can't believe she quit acting to have like 20 kids
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>banks are bad actually
>employees who are ruthless about promotions are bad
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>>183068864
>If you don't give a deadbeat manipulative gypo an extension on her mortgage then you deserve hell
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>>183068480
And running water.
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>>183068194
>seems pretty extreme for not giving some gypsy an extension on her loan
and Americans wonder why we hate gypsies more than they hate niggers
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>>183068194
its proof that you should kill gyppos where you find them
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>>183068864
He is literally the most kino director
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>yes goy, don't notice the Jews running the banks, focus on the abusive old lady who was jewed out of her money
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>>183068313
A popular theory is that it was all in her head, hence why they bothered to have her dragging to hell happen right as a train would have run her over. What the other guy actually saw was the train killing her.
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>>183068313
Autists shouldn't be allowed to talk about art.
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>>183068194
>smokes
>falls asleep while driving 
I knew your post was going to be retarded but god damn you really surpassed my expectations.
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>>183069669
These are two different situations retard.
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>>183068371
begone gypsyie
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AAAAHHHHH I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED MORE SPEELS BEFORE SIGNING UP FOR THE NAPOLEONIC WARS SAVE ME ELEMENTAL SPIRITS
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Prime Lohman was next level.
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>>183068459
W*men are the gypsies of gender.
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>>183070114
Good show desu. And he was a great war magician, it's just that before Waterloo he had focused on logistics and deception rather than combat magic.
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>>183068024 (OP)
wow, she got really lucky those demons saved her from getting hit by that train just in the nick of time.
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>"Christ, save me!"
Easy.
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>>183068231
She shamed her a little.
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>>183069272
Except the guy was ready to help her but got scared once the magic flaming hands appeared
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What's the reception like in hell?
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>called Drag Me To Hell
>characters gets dragged to hell
Whoaaaaaaa
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>>183068024 (OP)
Poor Justin always gets into some weird predicaments
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>>183068024 (OP)
>God
>"Those who believe in me, treat their neighbors kindly, and follow my teachings shall see the Kingdom of Heaven."
>"Oh wait, you mildly pissed off a gypsy woman and she cursed you to hell?"
>"Sorry, it's out of my hands. Say hi to Lucifer for me."
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What happens if you cursed god?
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>>183070560
You cant curse something that isnt real
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>>183070454
curses and magic don;t work on Roman Catholic Christians in a state of grace.
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test
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>>183070454
Unironically there comes a point where if you live for yourself and you live a life of sin God will remove all of His protections from you. It isnt done out of spite nor out of a lack of love(gods love is infinite) but you're not impervious to the evils of the world without an active relationship with God. It took me years to fully understand that. Go to mass. Go to confession. Ask to receive Christ into your heart and you will never have to worry about any evil be it man or demon or curse God will be there like a suit of armor to render you untouchable. You've got a guardian angel too, depending on what bloodline you come from you may have several
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>>183070593
:(
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>>183070114
>>183070298
please sauce me up senpais
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>>183070981
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell
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>>183071018
Thank you very much
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>>183068890
that's what she gets for working in such a jewish industry
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>>183070560
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>>183071303
kek
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>>183070114
Literally Bigby's Grasping Hand.
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>>183068480
Yes, we've begun to embrace this new chinese "train" technology
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>>183068194
The film is an allegory for eating disorders
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Did this actress do anything else?
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>>183072167
no
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>>183072167
Give birth to about 20 kids
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>>183068480
Only ones filled with chemicals that derail every week
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>>183069602
>(((art)))
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>>183073400
Where's your art? Heh, didn't think so kiddo
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>>183070114
Is this Naruto?
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>>183068194
don't watch it. it's too good for you
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>>183068024 (OP)
She didn't deserve her fate.
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>>183074663
wtf am I watching
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>>183074761
A Sam Raimi movie.
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>>183071303

What is this mental illness called?
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This movie is very uncomfortable to me. Not because I think it's scary, but its from a movie genre that I hate.
>character does dumb shit
>character does even more dumb shit
>character still doing more dumb shit
>when you think character will stop, continues doing more dumb shit.
>goes from bad situation to extreme bad situation for 2 hours.

I hate this. Is there a name for this kind of movie/narrative progression?
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>>183068024 (OP)
Hell is kind, don't let her suffer a train on her but directly put her in their hands
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>>183070114
I don't remember the avatar having this much hair.
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Kino.
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>>183068194
i like you. keep posting i’ll keep reading
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>>183075315
comedy of errors
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>>183068024 (OP)
Do all Jews have black magic jew powers to use against gentiles who try to out-jew them?
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>unfair and horrific thing happens in a horror movie
holy shit
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>>183075862
>comedy of errors
yes, but is a genre that goes beyond comedy where main character goes from bad to worst for 2 hours, doing always bad/dumb choices

>Requiem for a dream
>The Vanishing 
>Nick of Time
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>>183076019
Comedy has a broader meaning than the film genre. The term you are looking for is comedy of errors.
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>>183068313
>if it's so easy to curse somebody then how come there isn't more evidence that the after life is real?
There's plenty of real footage of paranormal shit that gets remarked as "fake, special effects, photo editing, cgi"
Now we even have AI

Is it truly unbelievable that people would watch this cctv footage and call balogna?
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>>183074663
Literally Tom and Jerry tier.
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>>183076048
>There's plenty of real footage of paranormal shit
You're right, I just saw the tooth fairy making out with santa claus the other day.
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>>183076036
>>Requiem for a dream
>>The Vanishing
>>Nick of Time
Yes, but this movies are not comedies and the main character keep doing bad choices for 2 hours. Is there a name for this?
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>>183076067
Don't talk shit about Tom and Jerry, senpai.
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>>183074857
Spiritualism
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>>183074857
Being a woman
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>>183070560
What happens when you divide by 0?
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>>183070423
This demon’s a real jerk.
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It was all Kylo Ren's fault. Also that gypsy family looked pretty large, surely they could have scrounged up the money. She did nothing wrong denying that scammer.
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>>183076150
Hurr durr
Nothing outside of my understanding or imagination can possibly be real. I have a firm grip of reality and know everything. Mystery? Doesn't exist. FYI, I've been to the bottom of the deep ocean. There's nothing down there, science should stop exploring. The giant squid isn't re-... oh
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>>183068194
Maybe just watch the movie or read the wikipedia dumbass
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>>183076547
>large squids are the same thing as ghosts and demons
/x/ please take back your schizo
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>>183071303
valling yhanos at 3:am energy
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>>183076644
They were for a very long time
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>>183074761
raimi kino
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Hell is a real place bros. Don't risk your soul. Turn to Christ while you still can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbLMGZzPW40 [Embed]
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>>183071303
holy based witch
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>>183071303
>dumbest_bitch 

You don’t say.
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>>183069272
>A popular theory is that it was all in her head
literal reddiot opinion every time it appears
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>>183076164
comedy of errors
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>>183076240
Sam Raimi zoomie
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anyone have a webm of the grave scene? some A+ nipples. tied with the spiderman kiss imo
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>>183074886
Post the BTS.
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>>183068480
Those are actually just buses on alignment rails
t.visited America twice
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>>183075537
This made me wanna watch the movie. 

>>183074663
This made me change my mind.
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>>183076888
Its a comedy horror, I don't get what people don't get about this and take it so seriously
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>>183068024 (OP)
Nice of the demons to save her from the incoming train
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>>183076888
It's a Sam Raimi horror movie, so expect some silliness.
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>>183070114
Shinnok's early years?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHla-dvTuFE [Embed]
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>>183068024 (OP)
>>183075537
NO!!! PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!! IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR DECADES WITH MY CUTE BUTT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

MY BUTTHOLE! MY CUTE VAGINA!!!! NO!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I CAN'T DIE IN THIS DISGUSTING HELL ITS SO HOT AND I'LL STAY THERE FOR ALL ETERNITY THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Holy shit, holy God, this was so fucking hot. Jesus christ. Oh, just the THOUGHT of her cute life being snuffed out. God damn, what do you think her final thoughts were? Do you think she pissed and shat herself in her final moments, realizing her cute, innocent life was coming to an end? I wonder if she shrieked in terror as she realized her entire life built to this sad, pathetic moment, and died in pure, unadulterated agony as she was burned by flames, thrashing in ungodly pain until her last moments.

Raimi... he GETS me!!!!

Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fucking years, something about watching slutty little bitches lives ending as they get turned into a charred corpse drives me fucking wild, the waste of their potential and sexy bodies and warm snatches is the hottest fucking shit man i hope the movie has more gore in it like this it just makes me SO HORNY FUCK

NGHHH, LOOK AT HER FACE, SHE'S ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS OF HORROR

THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING THE EXACT MOMENT SOMEONE INNOCENT REALIZES THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE
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>>183074663
GOD, I FUCKING LOVE RAIMI
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>>183068043
based tucker enjoyer
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>>183077187
Are you jerking off?
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>>183070114
>that soldier getting water from the well at 0:18 ignoring this
are the background soldiers a green screen recording from earlier?
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>>183072116
That's Thinner.
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>>183075537
Memes aside, what do you think they’ve been doing to her for the past 14 years??
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>>183068480
Yes but they are unsafe because of certain people
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>>183068480
America invented the whole "woman tied to train tracks" trope
of course there are trains
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>>183077918
Not to mention the "bum riding in a train cart" trope, I think OP means decent passenger trains which the US is lacking but only because it's just better suited to other modes of transport
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>>183068258
Exactly she should’ve just conjured up a demon to go rob a bank instead of fucking with some random girl. Goddamn deadbeat gypsies can’t pay their bills.
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>>183068481
meant for 
>>183068480
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>>183068024 (OP)
Reminder this film is about eating disorders
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>>183078265
explain
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>>183076048
Post it
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>>183074663
This bitch can blow a horse.
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>>183078265
>>183078322
That's Thinner.
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>>183072167

Matchstick Men, Big Fish, Drag Me To Hell

3 solid films I can recall off the top of my head. She just wasn't into Hollywood and found more purpose being a mother. Good for her.
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>>183078265
You're thinking Thinner and it was AIDS
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>>183078322
just google it
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>>183078576
no, i already have enough tabs open, explain
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>>183068024 (OP)
>NOOOO BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU MISTREAT BROWN WOMEN
I fucking hate modern Hollywood so much, Raimi's only good movie really was Spiderman, huh?
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>>183078595
Go fuck yourself then.
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>>183074761
Filtered by raimi
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>>183076849
>scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uze2MMEGCcw [Embed]

"It was fine until Sam asked me to open my mouth."
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>>183078753
i don't see what's so difficult about supporting your claim, anon
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>>183068024 (OP)
>Oh no I fell on the tracks. Let me sit here and just look around.
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>>183068024 (OP)
Vax status?
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>>183068572
Gypsy grannie versus Tom Selleck who wins?
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>>183078787
Clearly you do if you are too lazy to google it
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>>183078727
>Gypo
>Brown
wat
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https://youtu.be/s3kqiNvkXLg [Embed]
kino opening credits
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>>183078932
i don't care what google thinks anyway, anon, i was asking you
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>>183077714
scalding hot cocks in every hole i presume

time moves differently in hell so it'd be like 14 centuries now
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>>183075315
Too stupid to live
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>>183070648
>you will never have to worry about any evil be it man or demon or curse God will be there like a suit of armor to render you untouchable
When religion passive buff is 101% magic resistance and curse immunity. Best religion.
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>>183078414
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>>183068024 (OP)
If she had just stood up instead of sitting there, would she have lived?
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>>183080435
yes, she would have walked it off after getting hit by the train
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>>183080496
The train wasn't real retard, it was just a special effect like those indian waving in front of a train videos. She would have been fine.
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>>183080586
no, you're wrong. I just watched it again and it's obviously a real train.
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>reeeeee extend the bank's liability on a debt I'm unlikely to repay or I'll cast your soul into hell!
typical fucking gypsy
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My question is how the fuck do gypsies have magic in the first place. Gypsies are universally retarded, how did they discover magic when all over the world smarter people like Germans or Japanese people didn't.
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Why were they even taking the train when they both have cars?
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>>183081645
they were going on a trip
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>>183081725
They should drive
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>>183081645
Nobody drives in American cities. There's too much traffic.
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>>183070239
sweet jesus...
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>>183081506
They didn't, they have always been criminals. People noticed this and told their kids to avoid them, but you can't just tell a kid to avoid something. 

You gotta scare a kid to make him look left and right when he's crossing a road, so you show them a car crash victim with blood and intestines and stuff. 

With gypsies, they only steal, not so scary. So they became evil witches. Later, gypsies embraced it.
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>Get cursed by Gypsy for telling her to fuck off on being a cheap jew on her loan
>Pray to Jesus and immediately curse goes away
Easy peasy
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>>183081921
If nobody drives how is there traffic?
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>>183078364
No
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>>183068024 (OP)
Wasn't that the movie where the lady beats the shit out of an old woman in a underground parking lot?
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>>183083587
Yup, she shoves a ruler in her mouth
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>>183068194
You think with all this demonic commanding power that she would just manifest wealth with a demon instead of uber cursing some lacky bank teller.

But it's a gypsy and a women so I guess it's accurate
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>>183068024 (OP)
>you talk like a hag and your credit's all retarded
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>>183083656
kek
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>>183068024 (OP)
Imagine the complete lack of IQ needed to watch trash like this.

Horror genre is for slaves of the world. As in 80% of the population
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>>183083749
>drag me to hell
>horror
Filtered
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>>183071303
Makes me kek every time
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>>183070239
>BOOBA
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>>183070648
>Ask to receive Christ into your heart and you will never have to worry about any evil be it man or demon or curse God will be there like a suit of armor to render you untouchable
"A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you."
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>>183071303
Also don't go to Antarctica when remote viewing. Don't go near military bases. You will start being followed.
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>>183068024 (OP)
My dad had a nightmare similar to this where shadow people were grabbing him and pushing him into the abyss under his bed, he fought them and managed to wake up and save his life.
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>>183083515
Thatsthejoke.bmp
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>>183071303

idk how old this image is but im genuinely intrigued in a louis theroux way

is it like a jrpg mechanic where i could advise her to, say, try facing well known deceased clerics/immams to level up before trying to take on allah so she can grind to level up
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>>183068194
I mean you joke but she literally condemns some underage kid to hell for stealing something of theirs in the first opening minutes of the movie lolol
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>>183070593
I suppose you dont have the guts to curse him now?
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>>183068024 (OP)
> Why’d I have to act like such a jew??!!
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>>183068456
>an absolute waste of time
exactly
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>>183075874
Yeah it’s called interest rates
--- 183085224
>“No, I feel that the poor girl was overpunished, as it happens in life sometimes,” Raimi says.

>“It is a morality tale, she did do the wrong thing, but holy cow, give her a break! But that’s how this particular tale [ends].

>“I thought it would be shocking to title the film ‘Drag Me to Hell’ and actually end it with giving exactly what the title demanded, and still making it incredibly shocking,” Raimi muses. “I thought that was a really funny cocktail for me.”

I love him, brehs
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>>183084429
The subreddit was created less than two years ago, but it seems that it died pretty quickly and became overrun with redditors dabbing on the witches.
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>>183075315
Ben Stiller movies
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>>183076048
>There's plenty of real footage of paranormal shit
post one, just one, gimme your best.
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>>183085398
You wouldn't believe me anyway. To speak to one who has his mind made up already is a waste.
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>>183076048
>There's plenty of real footage of paranormal shit that gets remarked as "fake, special effects, photo editing, cgi"
>Now we even have AI
What you mean is there are a few genuinely difficult/unexplainable videos(almost entirely UFO shit) that exists and an industry of charlatans has pooped up around them producing so much fake content to milk schizos that the genuine stuff gets lumped in with fake shit.
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>>183085398
>>>/r/ghosts
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>>183085615
Knew you didn't have shit.
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>>183085878
>>183085747
Seethe and dilate in hell
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>>183068313
>I KNOW FREE WILL IS IMPORTANT AND SHIT BUT SHE SAID THE MAGIC WORDS. THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
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>>183085968
okay, you knew my name, that's pretty paranormal desu
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>>183085968
Sorry your not getting an extension on that loan bitch.
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>>183085968
That's my name
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>>183068194

The movie basically a horror satire/comedy similar to Cabin in the Woods
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>>183077187
I have finally found someone who I feel I can relate to. Is there a community where I can find more people like us? I've looked at places like gorechan but it's too focused on the gore. Gore can play into it, but I am more interested in cute women getting their lives permanently ruined forever, and their reactions of horror as it happens to them. Dramatic screaming and fear is the best. I've been using ChatGPT more and more lately to fulfill my needs.
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>>183086057
no
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>>183068231
Early life
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>>183068231
He's a kike, that's why
In his mind, this is what all white people deserve