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--- 183068547
>on my second rewatch
Why is it so good bros?
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No R rating, no watch. Simple as.
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>>183068547 (OP)
I guess you could say there's something in the way... mmmmmmmmmm.
--- 183068576
So two months ago my teeth were killing me. I took painkillers and started using baking soda mouthwash and eventually the pain was gone. Then two days ago I was eating peanuts and as I bit down on a peanut I got this intense pain in my teeth where the pain was. Now whenever I chew with that teeth it's very painful even if it's just bread. There's a bit of dull pain when I'm not chewing. Wat do. ;_;
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>>183068576
I also floss.
--- 183068610
Unwatchable garbage for zoomer trannies.
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>>183068547 (OP)
>entire premise is about how batman is a stupid, harmful concept in general
Great plot there
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Watched it two times in theater, felt nothing
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>>183068631
Yeah, it's doomer kino.
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>>183069076
It's pure reddit and bait for retarded wannabe "film buffs" who make pretentious reviews on letterboxd. Tom King wrote a less gay Batman than this.
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genuinely think if this movie wasn't shot my greig fraser i wouldnt like it as much. his visuals really bring the whole thing together.
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>>183068631
>implying he wouldn't be
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So fucking boring. Best part is the hilarious bit where he falls.
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>>183069213
The only decent thing about this film is the photography but everything feels very forced, things don't flow naturally.
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>Why is it so good bros?
because you're a goy that likes his slop. also a Pajeet, probably.
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>>183069479
Name a good movie, frogcuck.
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>>183069638
>watching movies
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>>183069786
What are you reading?
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>>183068547 (OP)
Cool Gotham, cool look, cool soundtrack (despite being REALLY repetitive), surprisingly good Batman performance.
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>Riddler leaves Batman "see you in hell" after killing Bruce Wayne
How did he not know?
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>>183070134
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>>183069638
RRR
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>>183068576
It’s called a cavity, dipshit. Get it filled before it gets infected or worse
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>Woah, epic cinematography, bro!! Could they cram any more CGI screens to this shot?! Best Gotham of all time!!
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>>183070874
kek
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>>183068576
read that in Batman's voice
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>>183070162
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Inferior to Nolan Batman Movies
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>>183069479
>buzzword salad
yeah I'm thinking bot
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this movie was terrible
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>>183071078
Batman Begins > The Dark Knight = The Batman >> The Dark Knight Rises
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>>183071453
OHNONONONO... Not like this Patpatbros...
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>on my second rewatch
>Why is it so good bros?
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>>183068547 (OP)
Mostly tone. It struck a really good tone and it resonates through every part of the movie. Made up for the somewhat weak villain.
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>>183068631
That's not the premise, midwit, it's about Batman becoming inspired by more than revenge. He learns to be a symbol for the people of Gotham.
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Definitely the best Batman movie. The end when you see Batman bathed in morning light for the first time, as the character himself has finally come out of a long night of his own was thematically and visually fucking kino.
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>>183072355
>>183072397
Lol. Absolute shit writing.
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>>183072464
And the movie ended with the villain winning and Gotham in disarray. God damn this movie is kino. No other Batman movie has done that.
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>>183072464
this is cringy as fuck
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>>183072503
You're joking, right? Because the ending, and actually most of the movie, was stolen from The Dark Knight.
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>>183072635
Matt Reeves' level of hacking is embarrassingMatt Reeves' level of hacking is embarrassing
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>>183072635
That's a completely different ending. 180 degree shift. I'm shocked you said that. Dark Knight: Both villains lost, Batman is enemy of the people but saved the day.

The Batman: Villain plan succeeds though not 100%, Batman actually becomes the hero of the people but kind of didn't save the day.
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>>183070986
Post the better version next time
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>>183072515
I was cringing starting with the opening monologue. Lines like "Two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal" are clunky and sound like bad fanfiction written by a teenager. Same thing with "The city's angry, scarred. Like me" from that ending monologue. Real subtle stuff.
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>>183072747
I love the movie but I admit you don't watch it for the writing. You watch it for the tone, score, OST, cinematography, and a sick Batmobile.
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because something's in your ass hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>183068547 (OP)
I liked it but it's like they suddenly realised they hadn't done enough to make The Riddler the villain so he goes from fairly understandable, directed attacks to just blowing up the sea wall for no reason because uhhhhhh he's bad
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OMG OMG OMG 
IS THAT GOTHAM SUPERVILLAIN...THE MENACE OF THE SOUTH....
THE CHUDDLER!!!!
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>>183068576
you must become the batman
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>>183068574
Should've been more edgy, maybe Rape Me or Polly songs.
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pattinson is based and it had my favorite batmobile but the movie was still mediocre
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>>183072709
You're right. The ending is stolen from Batman v Superman. KEK.
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>>183073072
>THE CHUDDLER!!!!
For me, it's The Niggler
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>>183074983
That too, to be honest. Everything in The Batman was recycled from earlier Batman movies and other movies like Se7en, with not a single original idea.
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>>183075542
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>>183075542
>>183075573
OH NO NO NO NO NO
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AYOOOO MY NIG
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>183075652
I never caught that. There are a lot of copied shots and ideas, like the criminals running scared of the batsignal in the beginning just like in the beginning of TDK.
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>>183075746
Yeah. Even this shot was copied when Batman is running from the police inside their precinct.
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>>183075711
These are good examples.
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>>183075542
>>183075573
>>183075589
>>183075652
>>183075711
>>183075746
>>183075816
>>183075821
>>183071496
Why did Warner allow Matt Reeves to carry out this festival of "tributes" to other Batman movies?
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>>183075882
Cause they wanted a Batman movie out.
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>>183075882
>>183075927
Yeah. This. They were desperate for a new Batman movie. Specially when things between the WB execs and Ben Affleck soured. So their planned Batman movie wasn't going to happen anymore and they needed something ASAP.
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>>183075882
Warner is fucking incompetent. They thought they had another Nolan in their hands with Reeves, who fancies himself the next Nolan. He even wears a scarf like him. He's a total hack and plagiarist with zero identity of his own.
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>>183068547 (OP)
I saw it 4 times, twice in cinema and twice at home.
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>>183075816
Nice catch. That whole scene is a copy of Batman Begins where he escapes from the police in Arkham Asylum.
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>>183076053
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At least Nolan kept the theatrical aspects of Batman in his movies. Reeves just went full retard on the realism to the point that his Batman is just weird and lame.
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>>183076084
Batman knocking on the door of the club and asking the bouncer to let him enter pissed me off.
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>>183076116
at least he had an explosive escape
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>>183076053
>>183076083
I hate this when i watched the trailer.
In the Nolan's movie Batman used the dark so he could actually dodge the attacks.
In the Reeve's movie Batman is using the dark for...? Is not like the assailants are missing him. They're shooting him with everything they got. They aren't even scared of his ass.
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If only this movie was about Batman fighting vampires like he used to do in his early years. It’d be Hammer Horror but with Batman.
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>>183073005
This! He really wasn’t wrong to be murdering corrupt elites. Then the message of the film becomes “but that would be bad. Our institutions work, we just have to root out the bad apples,” so they make Riddler a literal terrorist at the last minute.
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>>183068576
I HEARD THEYRE GOING TO EXPLAIN this in the next batman film
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>>183069479
>>183069786
you need a 3 day ban
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>>183068547 (OP)
DEANO
Best villain
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how old are you? asking earnestly. i dont think anyone past the age of like 16 can enjoy this movie
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Nobody will remember this film in five years outside of a passive "Oh, I guess this exists" and you know it
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>>183076168
>In the Reeve's movie Batman is using the dark for...? Is not like the assailants are missing him. They're shooting him with everything they got. They aren't even scared of his ass.
Holy kek, I never thought about this. Literally what was the point? He gets the jump on one guy and then decides to not take advantage of the darkness....and just walks into the gunfire?
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>>183068547 (OP)
I liked until the dumb plot with the flooding happened.
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MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO BE BATMAN
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>>183077140
Many such cases when it comes to films I like
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>>183077106
Yeah teenagers are famous for their love of 3 hour detective dramas
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>>183078232
This movie didn't even need to be 3 hours. There are fan edits that cut this movie to 2/2.5 hours and it's still coherent.
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>>183068576
Go to a fucking dentist my dude
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>>183078232
>Detective drama
More like comedy.
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why does this film piss off a certain group of /tv/ posters?
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>>183068610
It was fujo kino
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>>183068547 (OP)
>please spoonfeed my opinions to me
bleak
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After the Riddler is captured it turns to shit
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>>183069479
>also a Pajeet
I refuse to believe capshit niggers are white, especially this batman flop
I cannot wait this website to force visible flags for posters like pol
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>>183079919
It pisses off euros because they have terrible taste and wanted this movie to be better received.
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>>183080369
Kind of like The Dark Knight after Joker gets captured
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>>183068574
Something in my ass was my favorite meme of this
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>>183068547 (OP)
Eh, it's alright. I still think TDK was better overall.
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>>183068547 (OP)
There isn't a downright terrible batman movie yet, it's the hardest character to fuck up.
Yes, even B&R is watchable despite or maybe thanks to the camp. Even Lego Batman was entertaining. This takes a page off the Crow's book, but I think that one was still somewhat superior goth kino.
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>>183068610
When this clip got leaked on here it was the funniest thing
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>Epic Batmobile scene bro!
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>>183081419
Why do non Americans love this American movie so much?
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>>183082553
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>>183082553
In all fairness I don't think it's possible to make the batmobile cool. It's such a dated concept at this point. I'm not saying they should get rid of it, but no matter what film it's in it's going to be funny.
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>>183072355
>inspired by more than revenge
Literally does nothing to avenge his dead parents. Also the script is literally batman begins, dark knight. I understand hollywood is full of hacks but holyshit. The big reveal of the movie is that bruce needs to take over his family business since the money was being wasted. Yeah I mean why the fuck would bruce not care about his dead parents legacy? Again the plot ripped straight from Batman begins.
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Bruce had the exact same arc in batman begins, he also actually tries to kill the man who killed his parents. Why did reeves just copy and paste the same story but worse? Bruce doesn't even care about his parents in this version. So why thef uck did he become batman in first place then?
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I cringed hard whenever the riddler did his “scary bad guy yell” because it was so lame and nonthreatening
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>>183070986
>Has 0 gadgets
>Literally jumps headfirst into gun fire
>Acts surprised he loses
Was this version of batman retarded?
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>>183068547 (OP)
It’s not. The visuals are the only good thing about this movie. The visuals are strong enough in fact that it’s worth seeing once. It’s just a good lookin film.

Story/writing wise not so good. The opening scene where he says “I am vengeance” made me laugh in the theater. The tone was all wrong and they should have realized that while shooting/editing.

Also catwoman’s like about rich white men shattered my immersion so hard it never recovered. They literally just pulled the veil back and said “Yes I am on Reddit and Twitter 100% of my time and I am a liberal basedbot”. Don’t even get me started on the literal “evil incel” plot line kek.

The action scenes could’ve been good but they leaned too much on making the suit the source of his power moreso than his skill.

The people that love this movie and think it’s some kind of masterpiece are either retarded or they’re just showing their hand that they’re liberal redditors.
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>>183076168
Reeves batman is Ironman. Dont be suprised he gets a talking A.I. (ORACLE) in part 2. Not sure why these idiots keep trying to reinvent batman, its such a simple and easy concept. Hes a middle aged ninja with high tech gadgets with a colorful rogues gallery.
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>>183083014
It should be impossible to make it uncool. It's literally just a cool black car.
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Why does batman need to be realistic? Gotham city is not realistic. Titan gotham city is over the top grimy and evil, it makes sense someone like batman would exist. This version of gotham looks fine. I want a grimy shithole with criminals running around mass raping and killing robocop style.
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>>183083528
Dumb esl poster
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>>183069132
yeah the writing has to have been some of the worst ever attempted 
from what I heard about reeves demanding pattman not do all of his cool cute little actor moves that everyone loves and just be dull autist because that 's 'how he wrote it' is a fucking shame and a waste of his talents
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>>183069132
filtered
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>>183084131
>>183084000
>>183083375
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>>183084029
I think you got the wrong post there, buddy.
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>>183068576
ignore it and chew with the other side. only reasonable course of action.
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>>183068547 (OP)
The plot is dogshit. The tone, aesthetic and melodrama carry it and are good enough to make it interesting.
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>>183084892
>His best role is in Cosmopolis with Sarah Gadon.
agreed
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it was so bad. it was the brie larson of batmovies v-v;;
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>>183068547 (OP)
THE ALFREDS JUST KEEP GETTING GAYER AND WORSENER
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>>183068547 (OP)
it really isn't. crazy bloated mess I imagine during the COVID pause in production the studio had the script rewritten to cram in more plot elements
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>"i'm gonna have to take my pants off if you keep looking at me like that mr Wayne"
Wow I can't believe where Alfred casting has taken us, /tv/
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>>183068547 (OP)
The cinematography, tone and Pattinson carry this film.
And to be fair, it looks fucking gorgeous, is satisfyingly gritty and Pattinson is a fantastic actor.
The music's decent too. Everything else is pretty mid.
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>>183076083
It’s fucking surreal how much the first Batman solo movie in 10 years just felt like a remake of the last one.
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>>183068547 (OP)
>Why is it so good bros?
Because you're one of those people that watched Chris stuckmann unironically. You're one of those people that bought graphic tees with a print of the good, the bad, and the ugly poster on it, but with characters from a franchise movie in place of blondie, angel eyes, and tuco. You see "WHAT IF BATMAN BUT LE FINCHER" and clap like a retarded seal because you're the kind of person that types "film buff" into your social media profile as if it's an actual substitute for having a real personality. You're too braindead to engage with the dogshit story and the third act which completely breaks on close inspection, even though the entire conceit of the film is that it's a real detective mystery. You're a larper, just like Matt Reeves, and that's why you eat up his derivative, idiotically scripted, deeply insecure, soulless goyslop.
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>>183086212
I can't tell if you're shitposting or serious but you would have to be a fucking retard to think that
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>>183068547 (OP)
Sticks (mostly) true to the comics. The opening was pure capekino. 

Though it could have used More Penguin and the 3rd act was pretty shit
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>>183075573
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>>183075711
>>183075746
>>183075816
>>183075821
SIR SNYDER DO THE NEEDFUL
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>>183071453
>The Dark Knight = The Batman
The Matt Reeves fan... is retarded?
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>>183068547 (OP)
>Black Catwoman and Gordon
Disgusting
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>>183070381
>Peter, 
>with great White power comes great White responsibility
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>>183076083
this looks goofy as shit
>TWISTED FIRESTARTER
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>>183072355
Drink bleach
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>>183075973
He's such a fucking tool lmao. Like a more desperate and more insecure version of Rian Johnson. Goofy faggot
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"Master Wayne, do you remember why you made me call you master? Could you remind me?"- Alfred in The Batman 2026
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>>183086100
Yea, even then, the retarded dialogue get in the way of so many scene and even Pattison's delivery can't save it. 
> the writing is terrible. The detective aspect play out like a bad CSI episode
> the combat set up is shit because batman has completely bullet proof armor most of the time
> the villain is terrible with terrible motive and inconsistent action. Sometimes, he's a super genius who always bullshit his way ahead and sometimes he's a complete retard. Sometimes, he's able to read people perfectly, predict their action, but completely misread batman lol. Sometimes, his motive is "noble" even if twisted, targeting only the sinful and morally corrupted but then he wants to kill Bruce Wayne for a dumb and trivial reason.
> the 'anonymous internet terrorist" thing just can't be done well, especially when written by borderline internet illirerate boomers
> the red herrings are fucking stupid and they are done for the sole sake of subverting expec>>183086212
tation.
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"So Batman, are you like the top who buys me Postmates?"
-Alfred in The Batman 2027
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>>183082553
Reeves one was so much better >>183082589
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>>183080369
/thread/
Can't believe they let the stronk black woman mayor take a sniper hit to the chest and let her live
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>>183081419
Eurofag here
I liked it very much. Any other Eurofags here who agree?
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>>183086670
she has like 2 lines of dialoge. you guys make it out like she's the real batman. she was 90 sec of screen time. cry baby pol nigger
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>>183068547 (OP)

It nails the noir essence (tone and atmosphere) of the detective and it takes some specific elements from the source. Also the cinematography is good. I`d say Gotham falls a bit short to Burton`s and TAS but it`s far better than Nolan`s too.
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>>183077106
Go outside you fucking idiot
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>>183086758
Shut the fuck up dumb troon
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https://voca.ro/1hlCbCW2osb0
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>>183077106
The dialogue is 100% aimed at teenagers, and I can see exactly the kind of people it's aimed at. Despite it's very shallow dialogue, I still love the movie, it just just oozes style and even soul.
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https://voca.ro/1jI9cm1zaGEN
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>>183085990
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>>183086603
>>183086886
>>183087044
Meds
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>>183086959
It has tons of style yes, but it's the very definition of soulless. If you trained an AI on a dataset of finchers films and then told it to shit out a batman movie, this is exactly what you would get.
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>>183068547 (OP)
This movie was fucking great, it's very mesmerizing.