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----- --- 183084237 This movie is bullshit, half the kids didn't even do anything wrong --- 183084370 >>183084237 (OP) They did, not as kids, but as possible CEOs of a global candy manufacturer. --- 183084465 >>183084370 fpbp --- 183084546 >>183084237 (OP) Of the four, which kid wasn’t done in by their own rotten behavior? --- 183084694 >>183084546 Mike Teavee was never "done in" at all, he was shrunk but he was fine with that and was having fun at that size. Augustus was literally told he could eat anything in that room and yet we're supposed to treat drinking from the chocolate river as a bad thing. --- 183084696 They wanted candy. In a candy factory. That was their sin. --- 183085152 >>183084694 Augustus was told no, but he didn't listen. He's a future rapist, and a liability as Wonka's successor. --- 183085171 >>183085152 >Augustus was told no He was only told no seconds before falling in --- 183085292 >>183085171 >Your honour, she only said no seconds before I raped her. How can I be blamed? --- 183085458 >I put the new Forgis on the jeep! --- 183085500 >>183085458 This dude put in some much work for this film. --- 183085732 >>183085152 Fine, but Mike was still innocent --- 183085830 >>183085732 He was still stupid and broke the T&C. --- 183086230 >>183085830 How was he stupid? --- 183086335 >>183086230 He signed a contract, and then broke it. Good children also wait for instruction instead of just barging in and messing with other people's shit. Mike is a nigger. --- 183086378 Wonka was a soreceror --- 183086393 >>183086335 If you show a child a teleporting shrink ray they're gonna want to play with it --- 183086588 >>183084694 Mike "Fuck you old man, I know what I'm doing" Teavee? Yeah, he was an obnoxious little prick. --- 183086617 >>183086588 But he was right, he did in fact know what he was doing. --- 183086648 >>183084237 (OP) They refused to give Willy Wonka head --- 183086765 >>183086617 and got exactly what he wanted then, disqualified and to be a literal manlet. --- 183086969 >>183085152 Business can be ruthless, having a rapist running everything might be a good idea. --- 183087148 >>183084237 (OP) The German kid literally did nothing wrong. Wonka told them everything in that room was edible and it was a chocolate river. He was set up to fail. --- 183087195 >>183086393 So? He should still be patient. >>183086969 Until he gets metoo'd. --- 183087230 rachmaninoff |