bant/17467941.txt

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--- 17467941
snuggle with me and smoke weed and eat popcorn and watch prey with me sorry
--- 17467942
DUDE NIGGERWEED LMAO
--- 17467943
ok omw
--- 17467965
Im not snuggling with anybody whos not a woman sorry. I am not g*Y thats hecking gross
--- 17468002
Stop trying to get in strangers pants online!
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>>17467965
don't snuggle then, you can sit on the other end of the sofa
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>>17467965
you can still have weed and popcorn if you want
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>>17468002
>stop trying to groom people online even though thats literally all i use this board for
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>>17467941 (OP)
snuggling is always fun :)
--- 17470529
sure but no snuggles only platonic non-gay backrubs sorry
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>>17467941 (OP)
no kys
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>>17467941 (OP)
Ok but I look like this
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>>17467941 (OP)
>weed
nigger drug
REAL chads eat meth, aka pervitin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmOg2ZvUvQY [Embed]
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>>17471379
but what if i just wanna relax and not run around naked masturbating while fighting police officers?
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>>17471379
he does look pretty happy doe...
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>>17471388
>what if i just wanna relax and not run around naked masturbating while fighting police officers?
I don't.
I want to twist police officer heads off with bare hands while running around naked, masturbating at the same time.
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>>17471411
ok thats fair but it sounds a bit stressful for me so i think ill pass thank you
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>>17471436
meth gives you superhuman powers, you will feel the urge to tear nigger heads off and squish their skulls with bare hands.
Why do you think did (((they))) make meth illegal?
>flag
pic rel
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>>17471442
i dont look like that at all doehever 
>you will feel the urge to tear nigger heads off and squish their skulls with bare hands
i allready do that but meth would probably make me act on it and then id end up in jail forever and that doesnt sound fun so once again no thanks
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>>17471454
you just need to take enough meth so you have enough energy left to kill the cops chasing you and escape
and yes, you do look like that unless proven otherwise.
besides, swedish prison is better than a middle-class "american household" by living standards.
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>>17471464
>and yes, you do look like that unless proven otherwise
i dont have to prove anything
>besides, swedish prison is better than a middle-class "american household" by living standards.
sure fine but i dont want to be confined in a box for x amount of years having people telling me what to do
i hate when people tell me what to do
my instinctive response is always to do the opposite
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>>17471472
>implying you aren't already in a (big and invisible) box having people telling you what to do
*ahem*
what operating system do you use...
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>>17467941 (OP)
Ok but I look like this
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>>17471472
can you play video games in swedish prison?
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>>17471480
what's the correct answer?
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>>17471480
ugh sigh whatever man
>>17471484
idk i havent been yet
might be going soon do we will see how things develop
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>>17471482
>flag
why are all faggots i see circumcised?
1. all faggots are american
2. circumcision causes faggotry
maybe both lol
>>17471485
whatever you are running right now
>>17471490
>i hate people telling me what to do grr!
are you living in a city or some urbanite shithole?
do you have your own farm and run only free software on your 20 year old potato shitposting machine?
do you buy s𐐬y from veganoid stores or do you kill and fry your own meat?
how old are you?
are you employed or have been employed in the past?
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>>17471496
fuck off already
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>>17471504
>F-FUCK OFF ALREADY!!
Look at this, kids. What we are seeing here is a swedish twink getting angry over a CIA nigger attempting to groom him.
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>>17471510
i dont know who you think you are upsetting
youre just being slightly annoying like a little bug flying around the room making noise
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>>17471519
do you have ADHD?
i dunno, but screaming "F-FUCK OFF ALREADY!!" at a bug seems like you are pissed off...
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>>17471530
i dont recall screaming or stuttering sir
i simply told you to fuck off
as one would an annoying fly
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>>17471636
>not squishing a fly or gassing it with cyanide
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can't we all just get along
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>>17471912
kill yourself faggot
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someone's grumpy and needs a naptime
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>>17471912
>>17471927
time to bully faggots in #litterbox:plan9.rocks
and no, i just inhaled meth, napping is the OPPOSITE of what i should do.
i HATE naps.
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>>17471904
well if the fly is in my room then yeah obviously
but youre a bit far away for that arent you?
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>>17471937
>inb4 you are too weak to kill a fly, but the fly is strong enough to annoy you from hundreds of kilometers away
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>>17471933
Don't bully me...
>>17471482
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>>17471940
cum here #litterbox:plan9.rocks (matrix)
at least it'll be fun...
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>>17471939
idk why but i feel like i just got owned
i dont like you anymore
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>>17471947
you did.
sorry if i made you cry, swede twink.
shhh its okay...
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>>17471950
i dont like you now im gonna stop replying to you
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>>17471923
holy fucking gem
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>>17471956
aww i already said im sorry that i made you mad, come here ill give you headpats
(besides, you still haven't told me what operating system you are using)