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-----
--- 634299791
KEEP ON KEEPING ON
KEEP ON KEEPING ON
KEEP ON KEEPING ON
KEEP ON KEEPING ON
KEEP ON KEEPING ON
--- 634299876
>>634299791 (OP)
What are you guys hoping for DS2?
--- 634300178
>>634299791 (OP)
--- 634300218
>>634299876
For you to get hit by a bus in real life.
--- 634300248
Everything hurts!
--- 634300379
>>634300178
Noooo I like this game, I'm a neet so it let's me pretend I'm a wagie
--- 634300465
>>634299791 (OP)
Ahh yes, another game to adorn the "hidden" games category of my Steam library for games that I will surely never play again. Excellent.
--- 634300498
>>634300178
>troon doesn't like game
>"muh goyslop"
stay mad, faggot ;)
--- 634300570
>>634299791 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Fp1M2WCyU&t=50s [Embed]
--- 634300647
>>634300498
You enjoy a nice steaming pile of goyslop. Just admit it reddit
--- 634300786
>>634299791 (OP)
>Going to "burn" BB
>This music starts playing
>Look around, sun sets in, amazing shadows and environments
>One last delivery

FUCKING K.I.N.O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghk1RFr51xo [Embed]
--- 634300865
I don't understand why people hate this game so much I really enjoyed it.
--- 634300972
>>634300178
troon fingers posted this
--- 634301073
>>634300972
>kojima tranny projection
--- 634301116
>>634300865
It has as much depth as a bum's piss puddle
--- 634301172
>>634299876
Vehicle physics that doesn't suck dick. 
DS's vehicles are godawful, they're rigid boxes when they should have had some actual degree of simulation in the same way walking has.
It sucks because it could have been great having to actually think about what you're doing when offroading, and maybe getting meaningful upgrades like going from RWD to AWD or having better offroad suspensions.
--- 634301209
less shooting more horror
--- 634301270
>>634300178
Name a game that isn't "goyslop"
--- 634301295
>>634301116
ok
--- 634301389
>>634301172
i think vehicles and the physics are fun 
i like that it's not your typical gmod type of physics, but it does its own thing and i see it as a breath of fresh air 
it's not as bad as cyberpunk 2077 or watch dogs or other games, and worse than GTA games, but it is somehow fun to me
--- 634301409
>>634300865
It doesn't get good until 10 hours in, and by that point it is very boring if you don't like exploring maps on foot.
Also all the 2deep4u symbolism got real old real quick
--- 634301416
This game got gaslighted into oblivion by people who did not even play it. They were misguided by memes.
--- 634301504
>>634301409
>2deep4u symbolism
Huh? The game was very literal and in your face at all times.
--- 634301601
>>634301270
system shock
--- 634301637
>>634301409
>It doesn't get good until 10 hours in
bullshit
especially bullshit if you play Director's Cut edition, because it gives you exoskeleton after like 3 hours of the game
--- 634301668
Why is it getting a sequel if it flopped?
--- 634301776
>>634301668
Here is the thing: it did not.
--- 634301893
>>634301668
It's the best selling strand-type game of all time.
--- 634301925
>>634301389
You can't ever lose control of your vehicle, while walking downhill will make you lose your balance more easily, or how rivers will carry you away with the current. 
For a game that's about deliveries, it's a complete waste, vehicles reduce the amount of layers of interactions there are in the game.
--- 634301989
>>634301668
almost like it sold well and only contrarians hate it 
funny how the minority is always the loudest
--- 634302149
>>634301270
jackie chan
--- 634302292
>>634301989
>consoomer equates sales with quality
every time
it sold well because it was a big budget AAA game with recognizable actors and hideo kojima's name on it
the quality of a game has very little impact on sales, especially day 1 sales
the only thing you can use sales numbers as a metric for is the quality of a game's advertising
--- 634302383
>>634301270
genshin impact
--- 634302406
>>634302292
didn't read but ok
--- 634302415
>>634299876
i want a tranquilizer sniper rifle to steal from terrorists after sniping them off from a nearby hill
--- 634302417
>>634301409
>2deep4u symbolism
A dead man called Deadman and a man who builds bridges called Sam Bridges is 2deep?
--- 634302490
>>634301270
Raid: Shadow Legends
--- 634302762
>>634302417
It's extremely deep for the average /v/ anon.
--- 634302813
>oh no people are discussing x
>falseflag the thread until some seething jannie closes the thread
DS is genuinely one of the most unique combination of concepts with actually unique ideas that BTFO of any game released in the past couple of decades. I swear if strandbros lowered themselves to tendies level you could easily flood the thread with those "seconds since v last seethed about DS" kek! Keep on seething on.
--- 634302890
>>634302292
>it flopped, that means it's bad!
>actually, it sold well
>w-well that means it's bad!

Make up you mind for once.
--- 634302935
>>634299876
hopefully it gets canceled. DS was such a shit game with horrid pacing and retarded gameplay

hey, go deliver packages... oh and uhhhh you also need to do 3rd person shooting because...uhhhhhh. there's no other gameplay
--- 634303039
>>634300178
>Goyslop
I hate this word so much.
--- 634303104
>>634302935
Delivering packages is more of a secondary reason you need to go to a new facility but you didn't play so eh.
--- 634303334
*Pop Virus playing in the distance*
--- 634303374
>>634303104
i have over a hundred hours in it faggot. kill yourself. 

The main part of delovering packages was fun, but then you have to deal with shitty mules and garbage 3rd person shooting becuyase otherwise you can't progress the game. It's fucken retarded. I thought the game would really capatilize on the building/package delivery, but it didn't int he end.

Even worse, it makes 3rd person shooting the ONLY way to beat the game, even though you can avoid most it through normal play. They did this because the ganeplay was not thought out at all

Don't even get me started with the retarded BT shit. Dumbest mechanic I have ever seen in my life

Oh, and the 2 hour ending cut scene that's there because the entire game does such a shit jn with presenting its story during the game. The story is also fucking laughably bad. Jus an absolute joke of stupidity. Only NPCs think there is depth here
--- 634303519
>>634303039
oy vey
--- 634303571
>>634303374
why did you play for over a hundred hours if it's so bad, that's way more than what you need to finish the game
--- 634303579
>>634299876
An in game music player so I could actually enjoy the kino soundtrack without it being cutoff because I left the only area it played in.
--- 634303609
boring ahh game
--- 634303643
>>634302935
>>634303374
Incel rage lmao
--- 634303668
>>634303571
because the package delivery and building was good. But it was ultimately pointless since 3rd person shooting is all that mattered

horrid game design and ZERO reason to actually do all the shit I did anyway. There is no reason to waste time delivering and building. Such a rug pull
--- 634303693
>>634303668
why was it good if the game's so bad
--- 634303751
Man, there's a lot of hate in this thread. Really enjoyed the game. It was addictive, and the story was hilarious.
I bought it for the Kojima memes, but it was a really beautiful and comfy game
--- 634303789
>>634300178
yet another game that has induced a nervous breakdown in pedo tendies
--- 634303824
>>634303374
The story is indeed hilariously bad and that's why I like it. The shooting wasn't much of a problem because there's like only a couple of mules/terrorist's camps.
The BT shit was getting old really fast though.
--- 634303848
>>634303643
>incel rage

kill yourself tranny.
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>>634303374
Reddit spacing (as in it's colloquial meaning of a retard who doesn't have any points but wants to overbloat their post). You can stealth your way or simply avoid MULES and literally piss infront of BTs to scare them away, skill issue. I'll give you the "boss fights" but I really don't think the shooting is as bad as you claim. It's almost as if contrarians can't argue the UPS shit so they're trying rag on combat.
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>>634303789
tranny post
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>>634302935
it's time to go play with your $70 cardboard boxes, tendie
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>>634303848
Oh boy a wojak picture. Now we're all roasted!
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>videogame thread
>sudden troons this troons that shitstorm
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>>634303982
What do you expect from a board of mongoloids only talking about ecelebs, twitter drama and wojaks...
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>>634299876
Large complex indoor areas to travel.
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>>634303668
90% of the game's objectives are delivering stuff and the building facilitates that. It doesn't turn into a different game when guns appear.
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>>634303982
>tranimal
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>>634303982
It's a falseflag to 404 the thread and it will probably work. Seen too many Death Stranding threads get pruned because a "couple" of "people" arguing...
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>>634304113
Yes. I was disappointed by this, doing a delivery and being left at the door of whatever gigantic complex I'm delivering at... 
Also more cities and ruins. There's some but it's so crowded by BTs I never can explore them that much.
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>>634304113
I never thought of that, it would be so cool to have a long series of buildings and underground tunnels
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>>634304280
OK sorry, I should have been more specific. Large indoor complex abandoned areas to travel.
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>>634304204
Like with every threads actually talking about games.
Foreign groups are working 24/7 on taking down the quality of 4chins by bombarding it with debilitating shit to force us to go to controlled, censored, sanitized websites like plebbit and twatter.
Schizo moment I know but you know and I know it's true.
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For me, it's the Dorito Pope
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>>634304461
>Schizo moment I know
Instead, I am confident that you are almost 100% correct
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>>634304461
Nah I think you're pretty close to the truth. Specifically these threads have retardedly obvious detractors desperate to ruin thread. I don't really have opinions on this subject myself but look at all the random tranny shit lol, it's as if someone was like "next DS spam shit about trannies and say it's a flamewar"
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>>634299876
New types of terrain and vehicles. Watercraft would be cool. Maybe a usable Ludens suit too.
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>>634304589
Didn't even notice. Why's Kojima obsessed so much about celebrities? Is he building some kind of connection with as much powerful people as possible?
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>>634304589
for me, it's Frank Sobotka from The Wire
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>>634304589
>>634304874
Kojima is a cunt for not having Hayter cameo. Why does Kojima seethe so much about Hayter?
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>>634304840
he loves America and american people
of course he's going to put famous americans in his game
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>>634299876
I want to see more cool, strange and unique stuff that makes it stand out from other games like the first one did.
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>>634305050
This is that meme that mutts think America is the only country that exist because Japs cameo in the game too.
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>>634305050
>loving the country turning you into a vassal state, ordering you to never develop your own military forces, having American bases all over your soil
so he's a cuck or a traitor
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>>634304840
He needs to just make a fucking movie already. Death Stranding would be perfect as a movie, but I don't know how you would fit it all in a 2,5 hour movie. And fuck making a tv show spreading the budget out to fill more in. Tv shows are always a compromise on quality and I don't think it makes up for it by adding more content.
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>>634305050
Dude, Kojima is such a loser...
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>>634299876
i want them to lean hard into the logistics aspects
think it would be cool if the world was a small moon, one you could continuously loop around, instead of these segmented 'flat earth' maps.
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>>634305050
i keep forgetting
does kojima even talk in english? if i remember correctly he does not, i recall one gaming event where he was on stage and was trying to talk in english and it was absolutely pathetic attempt
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>>634305321
Yeah, I was always more into Hideo's work
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>>634305017
He didn't even work with Hayter or any of the english voice actors before MGSV so he barely knows him.
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>>634305450
He's quite bad at speaking English, especially considering how much he loves western culture and media. You'd figure he would have picked up more on it by now.
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>>634305343
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed by the map sizes. It feels big if you're a trucklet.
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>>634305301
They are making a Death Stranding movie.
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>>634303374
Any faggot that plays a game for 100 hours and then rages how bad it is is mentally ill. You're in denial and can't accept you enjoyed it. Seek help.
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>>634305619
Oh shit, I didn't know that. With the same actors? Any word on when it's scheduled for release?
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>>634305674
Tbdesu that's probably the amount of time you'd need to formulate real dismantling arguments but these faggots can't even lie efficiently.
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>>634305882
Literally one jewgle search will tell you this is fake.
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>>634306018
Damn... That sucks. Would be a really cool movie.
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>>634306105
Yeah moviegame memes aside the actual concept of Death Stranding is pretty interesting.
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>>634306105
If you actually googled it you would see that it's real but there are no details about it other than the production company.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQFQKgSPn74 [Embed]
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>>634304840
they're like pokemon for him. he scans them and then has them in his collection forever.
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>>634306258
Yeah, it felt really unique and fresh. That's very rare these days.

>>634306265
I'm too tired to google
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>>634306265
Yeah bub it's as real as the fucking MGS movie KEK!
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>>634306317
>drive on a highway
>stop by the generator to charge batteries
>this plays
yep, time for a break and 90000 likes to the guy
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>>634306317
Worst song in the game, as bad as that bring me the cringerizon song.
Now here's an actual tune,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXnucKfHEE [Embed]
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>no more low roar music
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>>634307058
BURIED UNDERGROUND
LOST AND NEVER FOUND
T__T
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>>634306551
https://deadline.com/2022/12/death-stranding-film-from-barbarian-producer-alex-lebovici-in-works-1235200209/
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>>634307058
No New music, he can still sue the songs that exist. An he will, considering The entire world in DS is inspired by Island and the band.
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>>634299791 (OP)
I got the full edition for like 10 bucks, can be interesting. But I'll be skipping all the story as I already watched it all when the game released (I watched streamer playing it).
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>>634301270
Factorio
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>>634307543
grim
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I'M LEEEEEAAAAVIIIIIIIING
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>>634307269
How is this any different than "yeah we're totally making the MGS movie". They're also trying to say so much of the games cast will reappear with 0 confirmation while these people are doing mocap for DS2. This "movie" isn't any more off the ground than the MGS movie and I won't consider it a serious claim until they say they're shooting, which they probably will in about 5 years when the 4th DS2 trailer is launched and it'll still be a nothing burger lol.
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>>634299876
i'm pretty much expecting it to be a completely different game. No Death Stranding means no ghosties.
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>>634307543
kys
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>>634301504
What is a Beach/beach and what does "princess Beach" symbolize
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>>634301893
kek
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Why do people get so filtered by the jargon? Just go with the flow, idiots.
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>>634299876

I got a feeling it's going to be very stealth focused and we're totally getting way more indoor areas. Also the drawbridge looks kino af, all those questions and theories bring me back to the pre release days of this game
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>>634303039
it's here to stay like 'coomer'
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HEY, MY NAME'S SAM TOO!!
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>>634307997
But do you really have to demonstrate what a retard you are?
>beach = afterlife type realm
>princess bbeach because she caused beaches
>KEKEKE ZOMG DOOD KOJEWMOO FINKS HES SOOO DEEP
Fucking holy-
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>>634305050
and he got butthurt that americans didn't like nodepth standing
--- 634308356
>>634299791 (OP)
Post gifs of the funny man tripping on some rock and spelling the shit on his back all over the place (alis strand-type humor)
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>>634305614
>create map with size of a small town
>call it USA
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>>634308215
Or that Amelie is such a blatantly obvious "princess is in another castle" and Kojimas making a self-deprecating joke. I don't understand why people think he's trying to be deep with the most on the nose shit.
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>>634308436
People are like
>you really want a map the size of the US
Yes.
Or dare I say it some minecraft tier open world, i'd gladly sacrifice some detail for a procedural world. Or release a level editor etc.
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for me its the esl waifu
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>>634307929
Sony just bought the rights to the MGS movie without having any actual plan of what to do with it and realised it would be retarded and incredibly expensive to adapt.
This is a direct collaboration between Kojima Productions and a company that produces low budget indie films, which makes sense for Death Stranding since you could make a pretty cheap movie about a guy walking around Iceland.
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>HOT COLD MAN
HE IS A MAN WHO GETS A LITTLE HOT SO HE TAKES OFF HIS JACKET AND GETS A LIL COLD COME ON FELLAS
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>>634308769
was this some JAV star that kojima liked or something? one of the worst fucking performances I've ever heard
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>>634308798
Doesn't change any of the points I brought up mate...
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>>634302935
dangerously based
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>>634308946
I don't even know where you got that stuff about the cast from but I don't see why them doing mocap for DS2 would matter. These actors are doing other movies and shit in between their DS2 work already. I wouldn't expect the same cast to be in it anyway since from what Kojima's said about it it sounds like it's not going to be a direct adaptation of the game and is just some small indie movie in the DS universe.
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>>634309696
Yeah actually I think it was just one article assuming the cast would return. Still only taking it as seriously as the MGS movie until the literal who director and Kojimbo himself say it's actually being shot.
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>>634301270
>>634301270
Ethnic cleansing
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>>634305276
Meanwhile Japan has one of the worlds most powerful militaries
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>>634300178
No that was pretty unique.
Goyslop is any cod game, any nintendo game, any ubishit game etc.
Also includes copy paste shit of afore mentioned trash like forspoken, atomic heart, forza horizon etc
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>>634311540
Not a big fan of these games but why is Atomic Hearts or Forza "goyslop"?
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>>634304840
>Why's Kojima obsessed so much about celebrities?
he's always wanted to be a film director but had to settle for videogames.
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>>634300786
this was the first time i cried alot during vidya
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>>634300865
>I don't understand why people hate this game so much I really enjoyed it.
It was a flawed game made by a popular but divisive famous dude that didn't deliver on what hyped to be his magnum opus
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>>634305276
Japan is building up it's military now, thanks to the clear and present threat from China.
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>>634299876
It gets ported to PC fast
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>>634303982
Your first time in a weekend thread
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>>634300786
>>634312245
Love DS but fake killing a baby was cheap as fuck. Couldn't give a fuck about Lou after I realised she was just a shitty attempt at pulling on your heart strings, shame at least a portion of DS2 seems to revolve around it. I unironically want a blank mode, where you make your own character, don't have a BB and ignore the story as a simple porter.
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>>634304840
Because he likes to merge the medium of film and games. 
his games are already kino, so it fits that he uses real actors
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>>634299791 (OP)
>MGS4 fight comes in
K I N O
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>>634304461
>Schizo moment I know but you know and I know it's true.
While I agree with the concept I disagree with the motive divisive topics are "good" for 4chan because it drives up engagement and most of the posters who like divisive shit are also phone posters so they consume advertising Hiroyuki and the mod base are in on this shit. and it's only gonna get worse with 4chan's biggest investor looking to divest in the site
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>>634304840
Dude is an old school westaboo and managed to leverage his fame into hanging out with all the t.v stars he loves. Why wouldn't he take advantage of this
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>>634313182
>and it's only gonna get worse with 4chan's biggest investor looking to divest in the site
Nendroid is leaving us? Why? We buy their toys.
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>>634303039
ok goysloper
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>>634299876
Cancellation
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>>634306624
>Help finish the highway that connects the dock to the closest city that bypasses that desert Mule camp
>Start just raking in likes
>Boot up the game and get dozens even hundreds of likes
It really is a good feeling so this is why retards can't leave social media
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>>634311690
Anon it's just easy encapsulation for "thing I don't like" same with "tranny" "woke", "cuck" and all the other buzzwords the retards love to spout
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>>634301601
goyslop
>>634302149
not a game
>>634302383
not a game
>>634302490
not a game
>>634307656
didn't ask
>>634310894
not a game

im still waiting
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>>634314056
Well it is fucking retarded that like a racing game needs amputee representation and god knows whatever woke shit.
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>>634300178
Worst meme ever
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>>634301270
Gothic
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>>634312698
>just a normal soldier, not a superhero or specially created, swept into the story against his will
This is what Raiden was but everyone hates MGS2. I doubt Kojima will do the same with DS2, it'll be more bullshit like DS1 and MGS V
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>>634306786

Don't diss BMTH cunt it's a great song
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>>634314839
I like all MGS games but Raiden was literally engineered anon. He goes toe to toe with supernatural freaks and turns into a literal cyborg superhero. To clarify tho I just wanna make my own dude... PO, PW and V were good for letting you play as the average soldiers!
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>>634314280
You should start using a tripcode anon so I can filter you
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>>634315279
Mate, they're the most basic emo bitch cringe shit going. The only "metal" I've ever thought was good was Between the Buried and Me.
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>>634315530

I learned to embrace my cringe and I've never been happier
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>>634315854
That's fine, actually no you make me very angry GRRR!
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>>634315284
He was child soldier trained by Solidus and coreced into being a part of the big shell operation, but he wasn't aware of the significance of it all, or given special powers by it. Loads of others would be groomed in similar ways for spy missions by the patriots. If Raiden died they would have a replacement ready to go in behind him (iirc the devs talked about making this a mechanic). It wasn't until 4 he got modified into a superninja.
And yeah I loved using the normal soldiers in PW/V too, but it was mostly just a skin
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>>634311540
ponypost
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>>634303878
>reddit spacing

kill yourself newfag
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>>634308856
ALIVE DEADMAN
HOT COLDMAN
BLACK WHITEMAN
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>>634314280
>didn't ask
okay retard
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>>634316023
>just a skin
And yeah I would be happy with a good enough PC to run DS if there were model swaps. But dude wasn't Raiden literally a Frankenstein tier amalgamation of limbs and special blood given the most high tec VR training? He can do fucking cartwheels, even Big Boss clones can't do that! I always just thought Raiden was the rookie for new players of the series to identify with while also being fanservice in the era of blonde, effeminate, white dudes. He was still genetically modified by the Patriots to be better than, say, the seal team at big shell.
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>>634301073
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>>634316123
It's become synonymous with pseuds who want to affect a higher importance to their posts.
>muh screencap of oldfags using reddit spacing
It's more newfaggy to not admit it nows means reddit tier pretentiousness.
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>>634299876
either to change the formula completely and turn it into the action stealth adventure game with actual boss fights, conspiracy theories and tons of scripted kino sequences or to double down on hiking/delivering simulator by adding more gameplay mechanics like co-op, more tools, more environments, introduce new challenges, add system crafting, hunting, resource gathering, base building, large shared world mode... the one thing I think the first game didn't utilize enough was driving and I would appreciate if kojima gave as the experience similar to euro truck simulator 2 and mudrunner.
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>>634317816
A lot of this is what I consider to be the problems with modern games such as crafting and resource gathering like come on man... I also feel like DS is Kojima's first attempt at not having plotholes as an excuse to make another game or at least it's his most tied up game and the concpiracy shit just sounds like plot holes, maybe elaborate some points? Also probably obvious but have you seen the movie Sorcerer?
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>>634300786
>deadman tells me i could take it out to see if he lives
>don't want to burn baby
>recall previous 200 hours spend in a sandbox making my own choices
>run off to save BB
>mission failed
>resign and go to incinerator
>he takes baby out of the pod
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>>634299876
co-op
--- 634320241
Don't let the thread go necro, can't release all that chiralium into the atmosphere.
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>>634318354
nope but I will probably watch it. I did watch a lot of his other movies though. story in death stranding was ok, there were no serious plot holes but I had an issue with presentation because most of the story was presented in the form of info dumping where Sam just stands there while other characters explained what was happening in the world. that's just too static and boring for me and it's probably a budget related issue because Kojima isn't a stranger when it comes to making memorable action sequences and intense/sensational/over the top melodrama. as for the story I hope they make a part that will be set right before and during the death stranding event to show us how the world got fucked. one other thing that could be massively improved is to give side characters like preppers more agency in the story, for example they could talk to you and give quests like in the fallout new vegas. I kinda hoped that the first game would end up as metal gear version of fallout games.
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>>634320241
sorry i am a terrorist and i am gonna do it
--- 634320837
prove that you are smart by explaining Death Stranding's plot and story for someone who never played the game
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>>634320468
Yeah tbqh I know what you mean, especially with the emails/interviews being where a wealth of the info was. Actually I always liked the idea of a prequel about Bridges 1 but I've also probably said they should have made a game about The Boss and Cobras in their hay day and people think that's retarded.
>>634320523
Homo Demen
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>>634307946
Same. I'm hoping he leans into base building more than deliveries.
--- 634321820
death stranding made me realise how samey most other games are nowadays
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>>634307543
jesus
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>>634318365
He was making it pretty clear that you should fake the incineration and then run off so that the government thinks the baby is gone
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>>634322406
"playing" it on youtube is an oof but i'd completely understand people who like eurotruck but don't like kojima stories
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>>634313417
Disney money is more than a bunch of neets' autismbux
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>>634321024
exactly, the most interesting story parts for me were in the interviews section and many players probably didn't even bother to read them. I wish there was a way to incorporate all that into the story or maybe in the sequel. when it come to mgs I'm more interested in the part of the story set between mgs3 and mgs which is a missing link. nothing against 2d games but they're so basic in presentation I don't even consider them being canon and mgs5 ended up as one big story nothingburger (I don't care much for the underlying themes of moby dick etc.). I just wanted to see the downfall of big boss, origin story of solid/liquid, and the final fight with big boss (but yeah mgs4 already fucking raped and retconned the shit out of the series and the V was the final nail in the coffin)
https://youtu.be/VOUeR1v5uZ4?t=273 [Embed]
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>>634299876
Music player that you can use while traveling by foot or vehicle, not only in private rooms
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>>634322785
That still doesn't explain why they'd abandon the website that loves them.
--- 634323319
>>634299791 (OP)
Hey, mine's heavier.
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>>634322923
Completely agree with V, I'm a fan of basically every game outside Rising but the missing link I wanted was between 3,PO,PW and MG1. I never get the hate for 4 like what did it really retcon, muh nanomachines? Unrelated but Survive was good too and I don't blame Konami scraping a bit of extra cash from V. Kojima's a dipshit for laughing about zombies when we can basically admit that's wat puppet soldiers are. Saying Survive is about Zombies is like saying MGS is about guards.
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>>634323478
*agree with your opinion of V
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>>634323478
>Kojima's a dipshit for laughing about zombies when we can basically admit that's wat puppet soldiers are
and, you know, the nano machine zombies in mgs4 that are a direct precursor to the nano machine zombies in survive.
--- 634323745
this is the worst game ive ever played in my life along with god of war. i am like 3 hours in and its painful. why would you tell people this game is kino?
--- 634323767
>>634299876
I'm hoping for a completely different type of game honestly. I felt like DS1 did everything it could with the walking mechanics, and it don't think the big world you walk trough could work again. Kojima has said that DS2 is an untraditional sequel(I think he said that), so I'm hoping for the best. Even if there's just more walking, I'm down for whatever Kojima and gang has cooking.
--- 634324443
>>634322419
Not as bad as the time i tried to get rid of the bomb near lake knot after instantly realizing what i was carrying and what i needed to do with it but no i had to drive the explosive nearer and nearer to its exploding location as if that made sense.
I'm not retarded, the game was retarded.
Nothing previous to that gave me the impression that this was a game where i should follow the objective and shut up about it so i felt downright insulted that it suddenly put me on a leash.
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>>634323745
Go fight some MULES, that's what I had to tell a zoomer friend who literally is a fan of dunkey.
>holding both shoulders and pressing jump will do a dodge
>holding both shoulders and pressing punch will do a barge attack
>you can parry with the rope
This dumb cunt little zoomer unironically bought the game to shit on it, did some melee combat and ended up saying shit like it's the best game he's played (probably because his fried brain only gets dopamine from feeling powerful and likes that 'magnetic' type combat that's in the Batman games).
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>>634324539
all ive been doing is watching cutscenes and then walking from point A to point B with cuck hollywood music and feelings shit playing in the background as if its so deep. when does anything good start happening?
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>>634323745
not my fault, you've ADHD, nigger.
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>>634324697
Are you a bot, did you even read my post? Oh wait you're not actually playing the game and just enjoy pretending to seethe in order to generate a response +1 internets!
--- 634325001
It was shit but I liked it a lot
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>>634302935
This dude gets it. Add on the fact that it was a kojima story so all the dumb shit was repeated 20 times by the characters while all the actual interesting bits were never talked on All while it had a "2deep4u" pretentiousness
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>>634314378
there's nothing wrong with amputee representation
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>>634324989
i read it, people keep saying some good thing happens but im hours in and i just keep watching cut scenes and walking from point A to B. nothing good ever seems to happen.
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>>634325223
Prove you're playing it.
--- 634325309
The mule AI displays an uncanny ability to encircle and cut you off if you lose the bola gun and speed skeleton.
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>>634324697
>walking from point A to point B
that's quite literally the whole main quest alongside with boss encounters that aren't that hard since they throw ammo and weapon at you if you don't have any

if you aren't playing for the story at least you might as well just drop it, the gameplay won't get better

the only reason I got maxed out every outpost was because I'm an autist who also put in a bunch of hours in Euro Truck Simulator 2, it's comfy to just deliver shit from one point to another while listening to your own shit in the background

even I can't recommend the game even though I had fun, it's def not for everyone
--- 634325440
the beginning is a little long and so is the end, but still 10/10 loved it
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>>634325316
dang that sucks. are any of the cutscenes, items, or story elements or music so good that its worth continuing with the awful gameplay?
--- 634325457
>>634325309
I'm pretty sure that more spawn out of fucking nowhere if they end up detecting you, I played on the highest difficulty and the amount of MULEs when patrolling vs after they detect you was fucking obvious
--- 634325712
>>634299791 (OP)
Die was based as fuck and did nothing wrong
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>>634325187
I just saw one screenshot of a dude with no limbs at all and thought that was stupid. Like how many fucking racers are amputee? I see it the same way as trans representation like shitchan aside I'm happy for people to be themselves and feel happy but when your a tiny little minority screeching for validation in a small medium that won't change any underlying issues I just equate those people will spoiled children who demand being pandered to.
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>>634325450
Prove you're playing it.
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>>634299791 (OP)
So basically
>everyone expected new MGS
>got a game totally unlike that
I wonder if people who liked The Snatcher had the same reaction to MGS1.
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>>634325450
I only kept playing because I was already familiar with Kojima's bullshit from his previous games and started playing knowing DS won't be any different

the music is great and it always hits at the right moments

there aren't any cool items in particular that you unlock as you progress, just some that make doing deliveries easier but you can do alright even without them, they're more useful for optional deliveries that have you keep doing the same route over and over

tl;dr only play if you're interested in the story, otherwise drop it
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>>634326238
thanks. i played mgs games of the past and they were great. when i got to mgs 5 / ground zeroes i felt like the games sucked dick similar to death stranding. something about this faggot changed. his games werent this bad before.
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HAPPY FUCKIN' DOOMSDAY SAM
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>>634316721
look at his main character Sam, too. Hooking up unborn fetus to a man. Was he aiming for men to get pregnant as troons wished to be?
Troons, and their supporters are freaking creeps.
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>this faggot probably responding to himself with reddit spacing
See this is what I think people mean now by reddit spacing. There's no reason those posts couldn't be one paragraph but it's like an inferiority complex that wants a post to look more substantial, people have done that for years but now a comparison is drawn between that behaviour and plebbit.
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>>634326436
MGS V is great though, unfinished shit aside.
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>>634299791 (OP)
Another certified Sony masterpiece
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>>634299791 (OP)
Del Taco certified incel?
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>>634326436
5 wasn't kojima's fault for how it turned out to be, konami kept pressuring him to just fucking release it already and we ended up having a game with a strong foundation but lacked polishing
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>>634299791 (OP)
>walking simulator in an empty open world without doing anything is somehow considered a video"game"
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>>634326714
>averagestrandlet.jpg
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>>634323478
>I never get the hate for 4 like what did it really retcon
I don't hate it, 4 has some high points as well but I strongly dislike most of the story decisions kojima took in 4. as for what was retconned well for me the most important thing was the fate of big boss, others might also say stuff related to nanomachines or fox die or liquid's arm, or how kojima changed the story related to the patriots or how almost nothing established in mgs2 ever happened (like why the fuck did he turn raiden into a cyborg? the only good thing about it was that we later got MGRR) etc. many fans also have gripes with all the convenient bullshit changes that are especially dumb and nonsensical just so he could tie a knot with previously established mysteries and conspiracy theories. if I was generous in interpretation of mgs4 I could say that the game was a deep meditation and authors own introspection about sense and nonsense and how our real world the more digitalized and AI driven it becomes is slowly sinking into total idiocracy. that would also explain the extensive egg tutorial for dummies.
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monster energy restore mod WHEN

can someone that owns the original please see if the textures are in the files and catbox them? please I beg of you
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Do you have to be german to enjoy this game? Because I honestly couldn't stand playing it for more than like a half hour at a time.
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>>634327207
Ah man that Big Boss meeting was fucking kino though. I thought Raiden kind of did that to himself to rescue Sonny but that's my theory. If you feel like 4 shat on some legacy I don't see how you think Rising was good.
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>*codex rings*
>Sam?
>*codex rings*
>SAM!
>*codex rings*
>Sam...?
>*codex rings*
>SAM!!!
EVERY FIVE FUCKIN MINUTE!
--- 634327893
Started a cheated save several months ago so I could fuck around with infinite bandwidth and attempt to beat the game while keeping the Elder alive. The only thing I still need to do is five-star First Prepper and then finish the game
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>>634327761
Not even nearly close to MGS, in fact very rarely do you get calls and yeah sometimes when you do it's followed up by another but the cluster of calls are like hours apart.
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>>634327893
>Elder
I literally didn't deliver shit to him for days and he was fine, cheats aren't really going to help you if you're a total shitter.
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>>634326456
It's time to confront the mysterious and cool looking villain who has refrained from telling me anything about his motivations the whole game despite obviously knowing so much about what's going on, i can't wait to hear it.
>I'M A BOSSFIGHT LET'S FIGHT
Now that i've put this guy on his last leg and that he's got nothing left to lose surely he will open up a bit, give me so narrative meat to chew on.
>you touch me mr. athmasphosmosphobia
>you're used good
>blam
>by the way i'm mean because i was a sad
>anon tells it's bad on purpose therefore it's good
Thankfully Mikkelsen immediately appeared to take the antagonist mantle away from this idiotic waste of script.
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>>634301270
Kingdome come deliverance
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>>634328141
lmao dont forget 
>boss fight degrades to being presented as a simple fighting game complete with a street fighter styled UI
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>>634305050
still gets me that he's not even holding a cigarette here, just posing
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>>634299876
I want more complex infrastructure and transit systems.
Building the roads was a cool idea but they ended up being not that important because of the game's structure.
Hopefully DS2 doesn't rehash the same east to west plot.
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>>634328116
The cheats aren't for the Elder. I'm just using cheats for infinite chiral bandwidth while also sustaining the Elder. Probably the most egregious cheat I use is infinite item use or infinite battery life. One PCC, repair spray, weapon, and ladder/rope for everything. They can still degrade and get lost but it diminishes a lot of clutter if you've already beaten the game once.
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>>634300178
/thread
No wonder they fired this talentless piece of weaboo shit.
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>>634326714
What no beaches does to a nigga
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>>634303579
>Kojima adds the iPod again
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>>634328498
I never had a problem with any of this shit, but then again I can drive to literally any Prepper with no roads and no problem. Never even got close to using my bandwith because I didn't need a web of fucking ziplines.
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>>634325187
I'd be scared
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It was an overall mediocre experience but Kojangles has a knack for wrapping these things up in a tear-covered bow. I cried, so what?

Great game. I'm excited for the sequel and I hope it contains more action-oriented segments like Unger's warzones.
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>>634328706
Yeah, at this point it has nothing to do with necessity. The game is extremely easy, even having only played it on very hard myself. I just like making metastructures like signposted roads (fuck default roads), zipline networks, safehouses to flesh out Fragile warp locations, jumps off the highest peaks, etc. I'm basically trying to make an entertaining, established route for any mode of transportation, between any two locations.
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>>634327729
>Ah man that Big Boss meeting was fucking kino though
yes, the best part of the game (alongside revisiting shadow moses island), it was well executed and emotional but again I don't think of it as good writing. his original idea for the ending was to get snake and otacon executed as war criminals (he probably had the completely different script in mind for the rest of the game as well), gotta admit that would be fun af and probably more memorable. as I've said mgs4 rubs me the wrong way, like look at this fucking scene, some will ironically say this is kino but it's so fucking dumb and totally not-mgs, it makes me roll my eyes instead of laughing at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIbDwBgWqQg [Embed]
rising was made by a different studio, it's an over the top action game that doesn't take itself seriously so the expectations were different. mgs4 was a direct continuation of the canon and also hideo kojima game.
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>>634300178
How is this goyslop?
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>>634328676
Perfect reply
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>>634329150
Fair enough I'm on ps4 and admittedly very rarely felt the need to build anything. With you on the roads though I wish they didn't autocomplete so you could get more efficient routes or that the auto pavers were a PCC option that could be adjusted and snapped to player paths.
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>>634329338
dude niggerspeak lmao
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>>634329334
Words don't have meaning on 4chan.
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Please no BT encounters in DS2. Just make it a comfy delivery games with awkward terrains.
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>>634328337
>he didn't play MGS4
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>>634329304
Hm on one hand I like 4 and am fine with most shit about it but a more conclusive death for Snake might've been nice instead of this vague "he's going to die but you won't see it happen" sort of thing. But you could see that as an example of Kojima not taking himself seriously. I dunno how you could take 1 cyborg holding back a Mega Gear seriously, same with the whole "rain transformed" lol.
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>>634328240
this but it filtered quite the number of shitters so they will call it goyslop anyway
looking forward to sequel :)
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>>634329603
Please yes BT encounters (or an equivalent) in DS2, but make them less aids. Their implementation is really clunky, and very rarely you can drive into a BT spot and get grabbed instantly
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>>634329864
I regularly drive through BT areas, Distro south of Lake Knot to Windfarm through all that rock mm yes. Once you memorise their locations it's no different than avoiding a rock.
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>>634329862
KCD is easy as fuck, people just quit too early when they're still lacking skills
The only really bad part of the game is the Monastery simply because it barely functions, it takes any opportunity it can to break and stick you in a feedback loop of being thrown in the hole for imaginary crimes and then being thrown back in for not tending to your chores because you were in the hole
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>>634320837
>prove you are smart by spoonfeeding a retard who can't take 5 minutes to read a wiki
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>>634330046
*Lake Knot Distro to Weather Station
but also to Windfarm
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>>634308769
its so funny she had to have subtitles
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>>634330193
Lmfao even if you had subs off hers were forced. I don't even get why she basically tells you you can dump bodies in tar, why would she know/care?
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>>634330056
lol monastery is ez
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>>634299876
As long as it has an actual ending + more DS open world rather than the 10 hour gay beach wait for the massive credits to end BS
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>>634330362
It is when it works or you don't care about immersion. Most expedient way to do it is to pick all the locks before actually starting the quest, or just kill the target without enrolling through meta knowledge
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>>634325712
>and did nothing wrong
The irony is Die would wholeheartedly disagree with you
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>>634327373
>DS is such a divise game there were people who seethed about monster energy
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If i could just mod this fucking game, i've taken a look inside with decima explorer it's all encrypted what am i supposed to be a genius?
Multiply every fabrication cost by like 4 that's all it would take. This simple change would ripple through every part of the game, this is the butterfly.
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>>634303374
It'd be fun if there were a medieval fantasy game that was made with this level of detail that explicitly avoided high stakes, at most maybe doing some critical blockade running/smuggling past a siege. Like Goblin Slayer but instead of the focus being on trash mobs it's just the delivery side of things, not even merchant stuff.
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>>634329848
>I dunno how you could take 1 cyborg holding back a Mega Gear seriously
the moment when gray fox is standing under the leg of mg rex so snake could escape? that's not completely impossible, if his exoskeleton was made from some sci-fi material it could be like trying to stand on an metal nail with your foot. but I think that was just a short moment of hesitation from liquid, he then says "I'll send you back to hell" and gray fox quickly evades not to get stomped. later when liquid gets him cornered he remarks how strong his exoskeleton is and proceeds to test it. we can't tell for sure if he's just sadistically toying with him to make snake suffer or if his exoskeleton is really that good. only after he destroys the radome we know for sure that liquid is going for the kill. I'd put the first three games into the magical realism genre because there are characters whose abilities can't exist in real world (like psycho mantis) but there's still very strong internal logic to storytelling, world building and characterization. in mgs4 the train went completely off the rails in the most unfortunate way, in a sense you can feel your brain cells dying by trying to piece all the fragments in one coherent whole.
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>>634299876
unironically fewer options and more surreal landscapes/creatures
directors cut is nice but all the traversal and combat upgrades really fuck up the soul of the world
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I think the game would've been much better suited to being set on a world early in the stages of colonization. The sparse landscape fits instead of weirdly trying to apply Iceland's geography to some fever dream version of the USA.
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>>634299876
More combat and less BTs, or make BT encounters more combat oriented. The BT sections went from a novelty to annoying real quick. Meanwhile Death Stranding’s combat gameplay is surprisingly fun when you actually get to face enemies, probably because the DS engine is secretly a modified-to-not-infringe-copyright FOX Engine which is technically Konami’s property. Death Stranding plays a lot like MGSV.
--- 634334562
I'm about an hour in and I still have absolutely no idea wtf is going on

is it going to explain it to me as I play or do I need to look up a yt video?
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>>634334562
most of whats going on is told to you in the second half of the game with kino cutscenes. til then its die hardman telling GRASS IS GREEN AND WATER IS WET like you didnt know that while youre walking through an area where gravity is reversed and theres some kind of evil octodolphin raping you
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>>634334562
Keep on keeping on anon.
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>>634299876
>No BTs or at least a much better reworked version of them
>Actual good vehicle physics
>A story that's not massively shit and poorly paced (2 hours ending cutscene wtf were they thiking)
>More emphasis on the comfy delviery
>Drop the TPS elements and mules
They shoudl've embrassed the meme delivery game to its fullest and double down on it instead of trying to have this bizarre frakenstein's monster of gameplay elements that don't mix well together.
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>>634334412
>more combat
please no
>fewer BTs
FUCK NO
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>>634328498
be afraid
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>>634327893
>Started a cheated save several months ago so I could fuck around with infinite bandwidth and attempt to beat the game while keeping the Elder alive.
Ge, I wonder how he passed away..... Also here is a shipment of sleeping pills for him.  Yep, all of those boxes, contain sleeping pills, all for him.
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>>634335790
lmao I took the same image when this happened. that's some hivemind shit
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>>634336009
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>>634335172
I'd like weather effects that are more than just 
"makes your packages degrade faster" especially if it interacts with the environment
Give me shit like
>Avalanches
>Extremely dense fog
>Flooded rivers and valleys
>Slippery slopes
>flash floods
>High winds
And doubly if weight and encumbrance can play a factor in how effectively you can navigate these hazards
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>>634336402
step in the right direction.
Make the hiking simulator more elaborate, weather and terrain play a big part in it. Also a bit less finicky item placement system if possible.
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We need Kojima to make a Kojima game. Think along the lines of Being John Malkovich. 
Kojima: A Hideo Kojima game.
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>>634314280
>not a game
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>>634333890
I dunno ig I played 4 when I was 15 but even replaying it recently wasn't too bad.
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>>634336507
>Also a bit less finicky item placement system if possible.
This
>At any point you can set your shit down and reorganize your shit 
>You can flip, flop and swap shit around in your pack, from vertical to horizontal and even flat against your back
>More "this side up" deliveries
>More awkward package sizes and shapes
>Size, shape and weight play a part in how you can organize shit
>Certain configurations has advantages and disadvantages
>Heavy shit on the bottom/light at the top has great stability but light packages are vulnerable to falling off
>Reversed has shit stability but can save light packages in heavy wind
DS made me really want an artistically detailed delivery boy game
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>>634304589
For me it's Conan O'Brien giving his most stale voice acting performance and being extremely unfunny
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>>634301270
im playing with my dingdong and its pretty fun
no way its a goyslop
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>>634299876
I'm hoping they don't take away all of the cool shit I set up and built along the way for the final run back.
No it's not the fucking timefall, fuck you, it's just one last fuck you in a game full of fuck you's.
--- 634337825
>install the Cyberpunk update
>filesize doubles
>the game now runs like shit
>can't play it again
T-thanks.
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>>634337507
That shit caught me off guard and there's still a part of me that dismisses his cameo as a quarantine hallucination
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>>634337825
how shitty is your PC
it worked well on my 1050Ti and some garbage i5 
now that i upgraded my PC i've never seen a single fps drop when playing
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>>634337825
>installing cuberpunk anything
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>>634336402
Good stuff
It's kind of shocking how static the world outside of scripted story sequences really is. Not just when it comes to the world and potential environmental hazards, this also applies to the enemies. have them actually roam the world and not just remain sniffing glue at their designated camping spots so you're occasionally forced to improvise
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>>634336402
>>634338414
heres what I want, make the stuff I deliver feel more real/important.
anything that reduces the feel that I'm just grinding stats, is a good thing.
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>>634300865
Literally and unironically because it's popular, also playstation exclusive for a good while. Kojima was getting his dick sucked by media because of the whole konami controversy and shit. 

This is why /v/ thinks they have to hate the game.
--- 634339240
Is the Director's Cut worth it? I know it has a lot of added content that I don't generally care about, but what exactly am I missing? Now that's THE question.
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>>634339240
honestly, it ruins everything
>CRAZY OVERPOWERED TRAVERSAL SHIT
>CRAZY OVERPOWERED COMBAT SHIT
>DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT HOW FRAGILE AND HIGGS ARE FUCKING BROTHER AND SISTER, HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND
so fucking stupid
--- 634339421
Why was Clifford and his war areas the only cool things of this game? His parts in the story are clearly inspired by the movie deathwatch. If only kojimbo made that kind of game.
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>>634338129
I didn't get a choice. I booted up Death Stranding and Steam forced it in there.
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>>634339421
yeah this shit rocked, i wished theyd done more with different settings.
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>>634339426
>steam
good job mate, Im on win7 and Im getting robbed of my steam games in less than a year.
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>>634339345
>FRAGILE AND HIGGS ARE FUCKING BROTHER AND SISTER
What the fug? What does that have to do with anything though? I can't imagine how they shoehorned that info into the story unless it's a shitty mail like 50% of the story.

>>634339421
I really enjoyed those sections as well, mainly because of the audiovisual spectable more so than the actual gunplay.
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>>634339796
directors cut adds a couple missions in an esrly area of the game intended for you to return to, or go to if youve alresdy beaten the game. you do a combat section and then you go to a lab where you find an audio recording of fragiles mom telling her to treat Higgs(adoptive brother) as family and to not hate him or some shit i forget but it really fucks up my mood toward the game to do that shit
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>>634336402
this. and instead of going back and forth every delivery has unique rout which takes hours to complete because you have to travel across many miles of dangerous uncharted terrain packed with mules, BTs, wild animals... there are also new meters for hunger, hygiene, energy and bladder so you must hunt for food, take a shower occasionally, sleep and most importantly piss and shit or suffer the consequences (later on you can unlock silver and golden diapers, astronauts wear them too and Kojima always wanted to go into space). during the delivery you could come across dangerous storms just like in stalker cop so you have to build a shelter or find cave to survive. also implement AI that gouvernes the random events (this includes all the basic stuff like weather patterns, enemy placement, obstacles, resources but also the possibility to encounter yeti or santa claus who could help you out) during your deliveries just like in pic related.
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>>634299876
More forests, I thought they nailed the vibe, and cover, while moving through the trees but there were like two forests
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>>634340117
>instead of going back and forth every delivery has unique rout which takes hours to complete
Honestly I'm fine with going back and forth I just want more impediments that actually mean something. I want shit that forces me to take different routes instead of my usual, stuff that forces me to use the tools and actually plan for mid delivery hiccups. I want to be punished for not planning ahead or for not looking at the weather reports and I want to be rewarded for understanding the area and terrain I'm in
--- 634340867
>>634339345
>>CRAZY OVERPOWERED TRAVERSAL SHIT
Ziplines have been in the game since release, catapults are useless and jump ramps cost more than ziplines for less distance
>>CRAZY OVERPOWERED COMBAT SHIT
Combat was piss easy in the original anyway with the Bola gun 
>>DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT HOW FRAGILE AND HIGGS ARE FUCKING BROTHER AND SISTER, HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND
No they weren't, Coffin says she HOPES Peter could be like a brother to Fragile but it's never established if Higgs ever gets her last message anyway. From what we know, Fragile doesn't know that Higgs was taken in by her mother, and only ever saw him as a friend/business partner. 
Higgs has always shown remorse to Fragile about his treatment towards her, as referenced in his shelter, and all his journals were written in a way to imply that Higgs was never evil, just lead astray by Amelie and mind-controlled by her.
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>>634339765
win7 is overrated anyway
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>>634299876
less gameplay, more cutscenes
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>>634341010
kek
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>>634340960
it's the last decent windows.
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>>634299876
more close-ups of Sam's ass
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>>634340397
I always wondered could the trees really grow if timefall was real?
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>>634341454
The game was constantly explaining the rules/physics of the world only to describe exceptions to the rules so yeah there's likely some explanation Kojima tossed in
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>>634340867
nta and haven't played DC but isn't the maser gun given to you in the first region, that fucks up the pacing
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>>634299876
I just want to build roads for 40 hours and drive the big rig
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>>634341420
[visible disgust] . jpg
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>>634342081
my nigga
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>>634301270
insaniquarium
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>>634341869
The maser gun isn't even that good, iirc when I used it, it was very inaccurate and took a lot for it to actually knock out MULES in comparison to just sneaking up to them and using the strand for the instant knock-out. 

You forget how early you can get the Bola gun, too. The craftsman mission is one of the first in the central region and will carry you throughout the whole game and any camp you need to raid. The maser gun gets you through like, one-two main story missions if you go out of your way to do the first factory order immediately, but it's quickly replaced.
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>>634343131
Nigger it's an electrical laser and you're not getting bola for at least 5 hours if you rush. Least the strand requires some timing.
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>>634340117
>mules, BTs, wild animals
Screw that, it's not fun. Make it la comfy reflection game where planning your route is half the fun. Shit like bts are just annoying roadblocks. Make the weather, terrain, packages etc the actual gameplay elements you have to deal with.
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>>634341454
That small wood would be trippy and unplayableif it was doing what the grass does.
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>>634341829
I don't think there's an explanation why timefall doesn't effect trees but I could be wrong.
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>>634343387
mules were annoying because of their numbers and because stealth didn't work most of the time. in most cases when I tried the stealth approach, hiding in the grass, disabling yellow alarm things I could maybe neutralize couple of them but then either the alarm goes off or some other mule notices me and the whole hell breaks loose. dealing with them with bola gun is easy and fun at first but later on it just becomes tedious. this could be improved by making stealth options more viable, let me shoot them with a tranq gun and hide their bodies so the alarm can't be triggered. with BTs I didn't have any issues, if you're moving smart and slow while holding your breath it's easy, I actually like that tension.
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>>634344448
I think my issue is that I really wanted a more focused delivery aspect. Kinda like a sim game with some tism allowed when it comes to customizing loadouts, boots, vehicles, analyzing the weather and its effects, still having some weather being deadly but overall really planning the stuff and then trying to execute it, dealing with unforeseen developments etc.
I feel like this would've made more sense gameplay wise. Because as it is DS is just mush mash of different genres that don't blend well because poorly implemented, like stealth.
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>>634344819
boss fights were also pretty disappointing and barebones compared to the stuff we had previously in metal gear.
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>>634305093
Looking at the trailer, we just might be getting that.
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>>634304589
I'm not big into celebrities, so all the actors in Death Stranding were just normal random people to me.
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>>634347368
newfag
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>>634347432
Yes but, 13 years ago.
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>>634347894
So how would he be considered a celebrity or did you mean the rest of the cast?
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>>634334562
It will. But also read the e-mails on occasion.
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>>634300865
I love the game but it definitely has some questionable decisions
>In order for Sam to be at his peak (stat wise), you need to maximize all 5 cargo categories to purple
>The issue with this is that some missions barely bump it, the worst category being Time delivery, is based on certain missions and those types of missions are much rarer compared to the others
>Unlockables like Weapons or Armor are tied to individual delivery locations, you can very easily miss out on the higher level armors. They should've just made unlockables tied to some sort of global progression meter, that way you can progress any delivery location without missing anything good
>Some tools are just plain useless, the Watchtower is plain uncessary, the Mailbox was ok to use in the beginning, but by mid to late game it becomes useless, the Safehouse doesn't really matter, as once you 5-star a location, you can simply rest there. With the Directors cut, the new Jump Bridge makes the Base game's bridge obsolete, because it can be used once placed, and gives you and your cargo fall protection.
>If you decide to cancel an order because a glitch destroyed your cargo, you have to wait a certain time period IRL before you can attempt that mission again, this halts Time Trial missions even more
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>>634348052
Buy mountain dew you buy doritos, you get a code, you go to 4channel.org click on "post a reply", enter that code, link to my post and then you're gonna an answer into the thread.
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>>634348635
anon they haven't sold doritoes for 20 years lol
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>>634348052
A different Anon replied to you, but I'll answer anyway. He isn't exactly a proper celebrity, but he's a public figure. I've only watched the last 2 Game Awards, so Geoff is relatively new to me. I mostly meant the rest of the cast. Didn't know any of them since I'm not big into movies. Not even Mads Mikkelsen.
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>>634348283
>(stat wise)
There's nothing wrong with this.
>Unlockables
Hmm sure but your fix isn't better.
>tools
Depends on the person but the ramp isn't better than a bridge to cross a river, for example.
>cancel an order
just reload wtaf?
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>>634349387
Fair enough ig, actually ignorance is bliss. The suspension of disbelief or whatever is weaker when you know they're irl celebs. I said newfag 'cause Keighley is a bit of a little meme.
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>>634310894
not a game but still fun
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>>634352112
Yes.
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>>634299791 (OP)
HEY! I'M SAM!
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I think we're probably getting the whole package gameplay, but with aerial/droneship gameplay, maybe airship stations or space shit in addition to ground deliveries.
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>>634348283
>Unlockables like Weapons or Armor are tied to individual delivery locations, you can very easily miss out on the higher level armors
that's because game wants you to take things slowly, enjoy the sights and moment to moment gameplay and contemplate things. it also teachers you very early on that you'll get punished if you keep rushing through like for example not taking the extra pair of shoes or a ladder so a simple 20min delivery turns into complete failure where you lose 1 hour instead. I approached it with a completionist mentality from the start so getting every outpost to 5 stars was mandatory and game rewards for that type of behaviour so you continue to struggle. if you're into podcasts you could easily sink hundreds of hours and 100% it without getting bored.
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>>634299876
-better balance so that it's harder to build structures, your various meters WILL run out on a delivery unless you're super efficient, no ziplines/roads without some sort of huge sacrifice

-cave systems

-less tedious cutscenes of shit like actually delivering a package. I imagine that will be the case considering they patched in a skip button

-more BT horrors akin to the earlier concepts. Maybe some sort of roaming miniboss BT or even Mules that can randomly effect your missions/aren't as easy to just circumnavigate

-less time spent in a tutorial area/hand holding in general. Took far too long to let the player off the leash in the first game and I imagine it made a bed first impression for most.

-an actual ruined city area to explore with lots of climbing and fewer BTs to ruin. Some verticality would be sick
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>>634300178
fpbp ignoring the other marketing bot post
too many bot posters nowadays
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>Coming back hours later to fpbp yourself
SAD
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>>634300865
they really resent Kojima's success for some reason and get irrationally angry when people like his games
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>>634299791 (OP)
God I hate Kojima so much now. I just want to play MGS4 again bros and I can't.
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page 10 reminder to always disable other player structures in death stranding. Game is 10x better when you have to prepare for your own journey, instead of just coming across full networks of bullshit doing everything for you. Not to mention the retarded meme bridges in the middle of nowhere for LE EPIC RANDOM shit
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>>634362128
I always turn off player interactivity anyway but this seems like a bad choice wanting to exploring a ruined world. Just got the game and I will remember this.
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>>634362128
>meme bridges in the middle of nowhere
Those bridges seem retarded at first but you gotta remember bridges can be used as shelter against rain/snow and they're cheaper to build than safe houses and actual rain shelters
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>>634357965
>aren't as easy to just circumnavigate
This was my biggest gripe. You can brute force just about every Sam delivery (and most sides) without doing any planning or prep. Just walking around solves 99% of your problems.
>>634362749
Why would I need to shelter from rain and snow? The only reason bridges in dumb locations get likes is BECAUSE they're in dumb locations which means there are more people sharing your rare structure.
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>>634299791 (OP)
I wish I didn't buy this on ps4. I am like 30 hours in and I want to finish it, but I can't stand playing on console anymore. And I don't want to rebuy and replay the whole thing on PC.
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>>634363074
>Why would I need to shelter from rain and snow?
Because rain and snow degrages packages so in theory someone might hunker down and wait until the storm passes in reality it takes too long for rain/snow to pass but this is just me spitballing why someone would build random bridges
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>my shoddily placed zip line receives hundreds more likes than anything else I placed down with thought and care