jp/42871681.txt

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--- 42871681
I think she is the most beautiful youkai to exist
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>>42871681 (OP)
Do you truly believe that with all your heart or is there some doubt in there? She will know...
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>>42871688
I'll just put a bag on my head so that she can't read my deranged human mind
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>>42871711
A simple bag can't stop her!
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>>42871711
NOW I'm ready to be friends with Satori!
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>>42871711
Just wait till she finds you
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>>42872780
Pregnant with a half-youkai!
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>>42872780
Congratulations Satori! Who is the father?
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I want to sexually harrass Satori by making her read my lewd thoughts about her!
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>>42871681 (OP)
Sex
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bump
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>>42883150
Nice place!
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>>42871681 (OP)
r-really?
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>>42883272
no lol jk
but i have the hots for ur sister
care to introduce us
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>>42871681 (OP)
but do you also find her original form beautiful?
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>>42875357
Fox?
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>>42871681 (OP)
Then explain why Satori and her sister are the only ones left.
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>>42891845
the rest of the bloodlines died out because they were all ugly.
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>>42883150
Such a well read youkai.
I wonder if she likes board games?
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>>42885861
I like how smug ZUNart Satori is.
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>>42871681 (OP)
The thumbnail makes it look like she has a big striped bee butt!
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>>42893343
Satori reading my mind and seeing that I am too distracted by her cute cat to pay full attention to the game. I want to pet that cat and she knows it...
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If you cut one of her cables will she die?
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>>42896953
test it on koishi first she wont mind
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The cables must get tangled constantly, she should really upgrade to bluetooth.
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>>42893076
No wonder satoris and onis are exterminated
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Do Satori like humans?
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>>42904030
she thinks they make for good sex pets
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>>42904030
end of the day they're just as shallow as any woman, so only if you're rich, handsome, charming, funny.
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>>42904089
>rich
Youkai don't care about money.
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>>42883369
Koosh
--- 42905329
No one is talking about the fact that her third eye makes it impossible to change her clothes.
Does she somehow detach it? It's a part of her body, wouldn't it die?
Or does she just never change her clothes? Does she bathe in fabric softener?
Or are the clothes part of her body too?
There are many questions about her.
If I don't get answers, I'll be thrown in with Koishi in the psych ward...
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>>42905329
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>>42905345
Thanks for this anon, although I think i like the idea of her detatching it and putting it back on better than this nightmare.
I think I'll be seeing koosh soon anyway.
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>>42904142
>rich
>Youkai don't care about money.
Yeah but women do
And youkai are women
She'd instantly marry you and convert to Islam if you were an oil tycoon in Saudi or UAE or wherever
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>>42905329
The clothes might just be part of her. Many youkai are inexplicably well dressed so I can only assume they can manifest their humanoid form with whatever outfit they want on it.
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>>42906702
Iran's nuclear progam is doing much better now.
Okuu's more than stupid enough to be a muzzie
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>>42906702
That feeling when you accuse the mind reader of being superficial.
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>>42906702
I'd bring a youkai to jannah.
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>>42912559
>>42906702
You do realize that youkai are demons right?
Wouldn't a muslim be opposed to them?
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>>42893357
Smug does not even begin to describe ZUNtori
Her theme exude trolling, her face radiates gaslighting, all of her is buit toward being a complete shitter to be around, as she'll constantly be manipulating you to do whatever she wants, or feel however she wants.
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>>42913566
An open-minded Muslim would probably perceive youkai as simply as another set of Allah's creations, like jinn.
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>>42913637
And the worst part is that once you start catching on to her bullshit she'll read your mind and know it which will always allow her to switch it up and stay one step ahead.
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>>42917019
Perpetual smug cycle
The only step is smug
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>>42917269
Being a permanent guest in Satori's mansion! You think she is letting you stay there out of the kindness of her heart but it's actually so you can be her personal jester without even knowing it!
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>>42916732
>An open-minded Muslim would probably perceive youkai as simply as another set of Allah's creations, like jinn.
Or maybe youkai ARE jinn, just different names for the same thing.
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>>42917837
Can I at least upgrade to pet status later if I do a good job?
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>>42913566
Abrahamic faiths wouldn't consider them demons no.
Demons, depending on who you ask, are either fallen angels or the creatures from the place fallen angels are locked away in. Youkai in lore would be considered more like cryptids. On par with the giants of the OT or nephilliam
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>>42917905
>Demons, depending on who you ask, are either fallen angels
Well, devils exist in touhou, and they are considered a species of youkai, so you're probably wrong about them being merely "cryptids" since they seem closer to demons more than anything else, the best thing we have that is close to angels are celestials.
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>>42917872
Is that an upgrade from jester?
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>>42918014
If you are the kind of "pet" that gets to fuck psychic pussy, then yes
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>>42918014
When we're dealing with Satori, especially Smugtori, yes.

>>42918051
Sex isn't even necessary. I just want to be the recipient of as much of her smug and attention as I can get.
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>>42918082
Truer love has never been seen
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>>42918082
But would she be put off knowing that you want that attention?
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>>42918166
Maybe. Which is a problem. But I'm sure I can figure it out somehow.

I'm mostly just jealous of Okuu and Orin, ok?
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>>42918267
Satori reading my mind when I think about how cute her bird is...
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>>42918511
Satori reading my mind when I think about how cute her pussy is...
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Satori reading my mind when I'm spending time with her cute pets in the next room!
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>>42921027
What seems to be the problem with her?
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>>42924298
She can feel the mindbreaking sex i'm giving okuu while orin's sitting on my face
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>>42917922
Youkai just a catch all term and poorly defined if everything from lunarians to kogasa is considered a youkai so I pay that term little mind outside actual Japanese youkai. It's hard to come up with a good term since yeah, cryptids is a poor term. However, since we lack the terms I just put them in with cryptids since folklore elves, fairies, and other fairytale creatures don't really have an umbrella to put them under.
Either way you wouldn't call a folklore elf, a witch, or paul Bunyan a demon if they suddenly became cute girls and wore fancy dresses so it'd be hard for any Christian or otherwise to label them as demons either. 
Unless you're REALLY into grimsokyo and turn up the whole 'i hate humans' thing up to 11
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>>42924327
Anon, beastiality is wrong.
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>>42929972
>Lunarians
They aren't considered youkai, they're kinda like hermits or celestials
>Fairies
Not sure about those
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>>42930240
Fairies and moon rabits are called youkai at least. Which just goes to show how shoddy of an umbrella term it is
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>>42929985
If we consult the chart, both Okuu and Rin are at a 1 on the scale, and are therefore perfectly acceptable. On top of that, if we consider Youkai to be a seperates species than humans, 95% of us would be in prison, therefore the only reasonable conclusion, which is supported by scientific evidence [Citation needed], is that Youkai-human relationships are allowed, and as both of Satori's pets are Youkai, (Hell-raven and Kasha), we can conclude that they are also good and allowed.
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I love her so much
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>>42939547
What do you love about her?
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sex
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>>42871681 (OP)
No Satori! Don't do it!
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>>42951554
Koishi found her before it was too late!
Satori is so happy to have been saved by her, although she's drooling a little from the delicious meal her sister has promised her for her birthday soon!
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>>42871681 (OP)
Show me her underwear.
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>>42939912
everyone in gensoukyou hates/dislikes her.
So I feel like someone should like/love her in some way.
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>>42952069
Her pets presumably love her, right?
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>>42952155
Satori needs romantic love.
Not from me though, she'd find my mind mundane and distasteful at times. Sadly, she'd never be interested in me.
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>>42957470
You are right. Alas, it can't be that person either because she will know that my heart and mind are not into it...

We are going to need a true Satori lover to take on this task.
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>>42957470
I can deliver.
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>>42972788
Cheer up yo
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>>42977930
That's not what cheering up looks like, Satorin.
That's what depression looks like
 Apart from shitposting about 2hus to retards on the internet 
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>>42967362
go get her, champ
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>>42977930
Hug
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Very happy Satori
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>>42991112
Look at all those Koishis. I wish I had a Koishi of my very own.
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>>42991319
Just go down to the Koishi store and get one you 5head
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>>42905345
That seems quite annoying to put on every day.
Satorin should just wear nothing but socks and slippers.
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>>42913637
Yeah it's great.
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>>42905329
Based on Koishi's animations in the fighting games, the cords leading from her maimed third eye aren't permanently attached to her limbs and can be manipulated like tentacles. I imagine Satori is the same.
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>>43002647
>>43002720
Two replies back to back on my older posts
Wow, I thought this thread had died for a day or so.
I guess the chord thing makes sense, although if she fights with those, how in the hell did she stab her 3rd eye? Wouldn't it be really hard to damage it? Or is the eyeball itself more or less normal, and the skin around it is really really hard? Or maybe i'm misremembering things, and she didn't stab it but just closed it through willpower.
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>>43002773
Both of those replies are the same person (me). 
As for Koishi "disabling" herself, there's nothing canon that I can think of that indicates it was specifically physical damage that did it. It very well could have been a mental/willpower thing. I was wrong to call it "maimed", I got tripped up by the surprisingly common depiction of Koishi's eye stitched shut
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>>43003276
heh, waht are the odds?
I'll admit, i'm not really too caring of Koishi in general, she tends to take a pretty meta character in works, and she's annoying usually due to her not having an ounce of common sense. She is still cute though, and I like it when she's just naive and innocent, without being overly violent.
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>>43013228
Why is she undressing?
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>>43014733
I'm nervous.
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>>43014637
You got her all wrong. She's redressing.
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>>43014733
Anon, you only get a pure youkai when a male youkai breed with a female youkai
Trying it with humans will still result in extinction
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>>43020599
She doesn't know that.
So don't be a narc, alright?
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>>43020599
my weak genes will be overpowered by hers and result in 100% youkai
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>>42871711
does she know what i intend to do to her...?
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>>43020599
They'd still be half youkai and arguably stronger now that they can exist anywhere without fading our of reality in case Ran and Yukari go on vacation and the barrier gets a hole in it.
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As a overweight balding uncle Satorin is the girl for me!!
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>>43034913
Die, homo
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>>43034913
Best taste ITT
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>>43035391
I want to cuddle Satorin in my stained and ill-fitting tank top! I want Satorin's cute hands to hit me whilst trying to repulse my bloated belly! I want to kiss Satorin with my garlicky breath!
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Satummy
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>>43038866
Fag
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>>43047966
No such flatness.
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I love how she spin right right right round
Like a record right right right round
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>>43047966
Post more flat tummies.
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>>43064348
Everyone is FAT
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>>43058365
Why did Koishi do it??
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>>43076820
she is a bully
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>>43076898
I can't believe it...
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Don't be silly. They are sisters who love eachother! Koishi is a well-behaved girl!
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Do not give Satori sex. She won't let you leave the palace ever again if you do, her virginity is that strong.
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>>43082739
In that case, I'll spend the day thinking about lewd things to get her wet and horny, but I won't help her get off.
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>>43083091
Don't push your luck, those strings attached to her third eye are strong enough to wrap you up. She might take initiative herself if you drive her over the edge.
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Shut up you dumb monkey
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>>43087163
the Mario 64 of Touhou
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>>43064348
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>>42871681 (OP)
Would being able to read minds end up making you an extreme degenerate with many interesting and strange fetishes?
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>>43089491
I mean...every single youkai girl would be much stronger than any human male. Not to mention the idea of letting someone inferior be in control of them Is unlikely considering how prideful youkai are by nature.
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>>43100689
There's no way that sedentary shut-in skinny nerd Satori is stronger than a human male, even if she has magical powers.
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>>43100702
Anon, she's a super-powered demon. Looks mean nothing when It comes to strength for the supernatural, a youkai's power is by default far beyond a human and that Isn't even considering the magic they can do. To normal humans they literally are an unstoppable monster If they want to be no matter how innocent they seem.
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>>43100778
No way, what about all those doujins where Satori is raped?
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>>43100832
Noncanon fanfiction unless they were youkai men. A mindreader can't be raped in the first place unless there's no time to react or she actually horny and wanted It. A human thinking those things would just end up in a collar and become a pet. And that's If she actually finds them attractive. Even If someone did some how manage to try to rape her that person Is going to be mind controlled by Koishi and get killed by her.
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>>43100914
>mind controlled by Koishi
She can do that?
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>>42991112
My phone wallpaper.
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>>43102875
Manipulating the subconscious can do a lot of things. She can make people love her, influence the choices they make, and make you like or hate whatever she wants. If she wanted to she could make someone enjoy being tortured, make them suicidal, force them to ruin their relationships by making them hate everyone close to them, or simply make you a fag even
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>>43105310
There's a reason why Koishi fan stuff often has her being yandere or just a pschopath in general.
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>>43100914
I don't feel comfortable with Satori being another rapehu!
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>>43106123
And by that you mean a touhou that rapes or Is raped? It doesn't have to be either If you can be normal!
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>>43107509
Satori is clearly for getting raped, her mind reading makes it hotter, she knows the rape is coming, but she can't stop it.
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>>43113748
*chooses to go along with it.
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>>43113766
Even though she seems incredibly fragile and passes out on occasion (in canon)? Are we to believe that she is somehow strong enough to beat people up?
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>>43113825
She is a secret agent
So yes
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>>43113825
She could have her pets guard her and kill anyone who tries to touch her, but she chooses not to.
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>>42871681 (OP)
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pink idiot
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>>43124519
RUDE
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>>43124519
You take that back!
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>>42871681 (OP)
Forbidden minds
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>>42871681 (OP)
How would she feel about knowing I would gladly date her or her sister?
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>>42871681 (OP)
Koishi, a ribbon.
Cute! Cute sister! For a cute mistress!
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>>43100647
giwtwm
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>>43147616
i also want to know, i would much rather not hurt her in anyway
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>>43153793
Who?
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>>43164914
Satori of course!
Satori is a very cute mistress
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>>43153793
Looks like Daiyousei
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>>43173410
Cute! Satori is cute!
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Remove the eye.
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I bow for satori
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>>43189059
No you lay flat.
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>>43196195
Get outta here Eilienen
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>>43179284
Left, right or third?
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>>43198599
middle
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>>43189059
Same
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For someone who can mindread, she's not a good detective.
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>>43210288
Give her a break
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>>43210288
Meanie
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>>42871681 (OP)
I wished there was a dating sim
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>>43231489
Zun don't want it
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>>43239742
Zun doesn't want me jerking it to big tittied koishi komeiji, gut he cannot stop me from doing so
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>>43239583
Satori really needs to fix her posture.
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>>43239751
Based
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>>43239583
so weak!
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koishi hijack lol
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>>43241817
c-correction is needed?
Can you even fuck a spine straight?
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Do you prefer blue or red?
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>>43256924
Blue has a massive chaotic aura, but red has an air of absolute smugness and condescending look that could make yukari think twice about being a shitter before she is one anyway.
Imma have to go with red since purple isn't a real color.
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>>43256938
Based
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>>43256643
https://twitter.com/CyberIguana/status/1411168150729543680
You can, but only if you have the equipment for it.
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>>43257641
Funny story I heard from my stepmom is that she responded to a call from some old couple. The husband was a little old man like 80 to 90 years old or something and was feeling heart flutters so they called for a paramedic to transport him.
The old man is very avoidant, not making eye contact but otherwise responsive in contrast to his wife who was very worried. They transported him no problem and he walked out of the hospital without issue according to a friend of hers that worked at the hospital.

The kick of the story is that she was contacted by the same friend who knew the radiologist who sent her a picture very much like that one on twitter. The old man had a massive dildo so long it was literally tickling his lungs and got stuck there hence his supposed "heart problems".
I'd love to post a picture of the xray but if it gets traced back the law would fuck her and the doctors that leaked it with massive fines and the loss of her job
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Is it insane that I think she has a chance of being on the roster for 19?
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>>43262782
I want to believe.
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>>42871746
What if I put a bag on her eye?
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Don't think about sex. Don't think about sex. Don't think about sex...
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>>43266457
She's got the eyes, the blush, that messy hair. You ask the impossible and she knows it.
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>>42871681 (OP)
She could fix me, but her sister could make me worse. Decisions, decisions…