trash/55770308.txt

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Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #342
(Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions)
>Date Night edition

This thread is for furry JOI/JOE posts only, along with requests. Please take anime and other such JOI/JOE posts to the other thread: >>55722876

Closed Boorus:
https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
https://captions.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list
(Could always use some more tagging!)

All boorus were automatically closed due to spambot shenanigans, so if someone could contact the owner of the previously open one to fix it that'd be great.

That said, those already with an account can still add images provided they're not more than 5k pixels.

Basic Captioner Resources:
https://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL

Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/55638916

MEGA:
Comfy:
https://mega.nz/folder/aklSxazZ#RSfWZjXrUNfPLCTP5YRAfg
Twocap:
https://mega.nz/folder/suQzQaYC#9kK-vUNUMJJRIymed8Tg-Q
Mouchi:
https://mega.nz/folder/eIsikSbJ#MLxbeiDD7uFCrzaiz1VPcw
AmarettoScotch:
https://mega.nz/folder/5IcVkSIZ#Tr8yy-m_6e6NqvgXkW7RBQ
MilkMan:
https://mega.nz/folder/M5AGWDKT#hovvseNwO5h3dz6UNN2cUA
Yojimbo:
https://mega.nz/folder/lLBH0arR#SazOugcQLuIPYWO5sx8xvQ
Hoss:
https://mega.nz/folder/h2A0RC6a#v1YvnF0D856K_drUEXzuHg
a LOT of melonart's art:
https://mega.nz/folder/ZwtziKoS#aDf503BNCcD5RWAHQ3D2dA
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First for ignoring any opinion which is not shared alongside a caption.
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>>55770319
It turns out that the Warrior of Light wasn't just some chocobo obsessed madwoman that lucked into saving the world, but a chocobo herself that lucked into saving the world, and after all these years you're the first person to see through her clever combination of glamours, charades, and incredible physical violence
She takes it in her usual stoic stride (which may have something to do with not being able to talk now that you think about it), and offers you a certain something in exchange for your discretion
Basically Sir Bearington but with chocobos and you not getting locked up, maybe you could either be a random schmuck that saw through it all, or her traveling manservant/translator that finally realised why his employer hired you to translate her rampant KWEHing at people
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(Making this post as a reminder to the Anon who took up the request) 
Can I get an alternate rendition of this where the tiger rapes Anon like he says he would? Whoever the writer ends up being, feel free to keep the beginning the same; Anon forgetting his phone in the locker room, accidentally walking in on the quarterback jerking off, and then being threatened with rape. In this alternate scenario I want a lot of verbal abuse and bullying; think hate-fucking. Making fun of how weak Anon is, how unpopular he is in school, how he never gets any girls, and how this is the only sex he'll ever have. Complete with dick-size-shaming and emasculation. The tiger takes pics with his phone, and if Anon doesn't want them leaked he'll become his fucktoy
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>>55770325
Requesting (begging for) a part 2 to pic related, using this picture:
https://e621.net/posts/1455470

(Linked to the image because it was too big to upload.)
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>>55770325
Stupid human thinks he can sneak pass Quarry Junction while its deathclaw mating season, and there are ALOT of eager lonely ladies after some prick killed the alpha
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>>55679857
>>55638930

Heck, I hadn't noticed the new new thread when I posted this. Oh well, let's try this again.

You know what, I think I'm just unable to write short captions. No matter how I try, it evolves into a whole wall of text. Regardless, hope you enjoy this one.
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>>55770325
Based on https://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=926
>When asked what is her desire, Scarlet rather bluntly asks for sex (no knowledge of social boundaries and she really likes him). While there's some shocked gasps from the surrounding crowd of subjects, King Liam is duty bound to fulfill her request and 'fill' her.

He could carry her off to some private chamber for it, but she could also jump his bones and start things right there and then.
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>>55770316
>>55771016

4chan is fucking me right now. This is, like the fourth time I'm trying to post this caption.
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>>55770325
Tiger jock is your high school bully, he does so because you're gay and he's the kind of idiot who's got nothing better to do with his life than torment people who are different just because he can. He's been fucking with you since the first year of high school, you're in your last. Well, you've taken enough torment, and it's time for revenge.

During his football training, you spike his drink with truckloads of sedatives, and follow him from afar until he begins feeling the effects. Incapable of fighting you off, you lead him to a secluded space and rape the shit out of him. Too weak to stop you, he can only cry as you violate him over and over.

Feels good to torment others right, bitch? He slurredly tells you this isn't what he wanted. He bullied you because he liked you, and wanted your attention, but he was too embarassed to confess, being the star player of the football team and all. You almost felt sorry for what you were doing, were it not for the three years of torment you went through under his bullying.

If he was too embarassed to confess, then he should've just ignored you. But instead he choose to be an asshole and make your high school life hell. He gets what he deserves.

You tell him when high school is over, you hope he disappears from your life. You don't want to see his face ever again, you wouldn't even want to fuck him again, even if his asshole feels really good squeezing your dick.

After you're done, you take a picture of his crying face, his asshole with your cock still buried inside, and one without, gaping while overflowing with cum, and send it to all his friends on social media.
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>>55771016
>I think I'm just unable to write short captions
literally me
i think the shortest i can possible produce is like 1500 words
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>>55770325
anon forgets his phone when going out anon's anthro roommate looks through his phone and finds all the anthrodom/sub pov caps he has. when anon comes back to look for it he finds his anthro roomate offering to make his fantasies a reality.
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>>55771665
>his roommates offer was him presenting his thick ass, enticing anon
>the “anthrodom” caps were all powerbottom captions
More interesting twist
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>>55753676
I recall another cap using this image, does anyone have it on hand for completions sake?
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>>55770325
Two gardevoirs are competing to see which one gets a shiny ralts first, they are nowhere near done breeding with you, nothing a quick full restore cant fix for second rounds
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>>55771900
Here. The filename isn't the original title though, if it even had any title given by the author.
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>>55771736
nice opinion, one small issue.
I'm a sub.
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>>55772514
good thing you don't have rights then
isn't that what you """"people"""" like anyway?
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>>55772562
are you trolling ?
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>>55770325
''Get in loser, we're kidnapping princesses'' You're favorite big koopa daddy says. You and your husband Bowser decide to go on a trip around mushroom kingdom and it doesn't take long for you to start teasing and making him hard as iron once you're there, fully knowing how unrestrained he gets when aroused, and that nothing is gonna stop him from giving you the mating press of your life in front of anyone who happens to be walking by.
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>>55772514
yes, you submit to muscular anthro male slamming his ass down onto your dick
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>>55771665
>anthrodom
>wears collar, a universal sign of submission
That cat ain't fooling no one, I bet he loves butt spankings, and raises his ass to anyone who as much as grazes it.
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>>55773131
it's a fashionable
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>>55773227
Fashionable for Anthros to get buttfucked in
Gottem
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>>55770325
Dean's sheep herding has really gotten out of control recently... It seems that even after knocking up his sister and Maria he just still isn't satisfied and is knocking up every sheep girl on the farm. His parents won't be returning from their business trip for the next few weeks so he may as well make the most of it, they're gonna be in for quite the surprise when they get back and find out that their workforce will be expanded.

Here are the previous parts for context
Part 1: https://files.catbox.moe/7t7g1b.png
Part 2: https://files.catbox.moe/hg3iq1.jpg
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>>55770325
Wanting to spice up their sex life, these two decide to get you nice and riled up before letting you take them for a ride. You do so well, they decide to make you their husband, and they couldn't be happier when you agree.
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>>55773563
looks like an annoying fag
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>>55770336
You're new roommate is a total asshole who constantly bullies you, is lazy and makes you do everything, but despite that, you can't help but feel aroused by it. His dominant persona and the way he basically treats you like his bitch gives you a hard-on every time. This eventually culminates in you straight up admitting your feelings and offering your body to him, cementing you as his bitch fully.

>gay, taker pov, bullying, doggystyle, cock worship, anthro superiority

Here it is (note: I didn't write this): https://rentry.org/qexsa
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/55285552/#55445472
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>>55774513
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Secret here. Current script in progress is the facetime with bestie leading to pic swaps.

>>55770336
https://rentry.org/FriendShaped
https://e621.net/posts/3896042

The thicc Brazilian capybara you've been crushing on finally asks if you're going to make a move on her or not.

>narrative, confident woman, multi-lingual dirty talk, thicc, fucking in the backseat

Finally found some different coconut dog art. As much as I appreciate the pun with capyBARA and all it's nice to see more female pics of the hippo hamsters.

***

https://rentry.org/Furgonomics
https://e621.net/posts/3496624

You and your dwarf jerboa lover try your best to actually have sex, with pleasant results.

>narrative, size difference, tight fit, surprisingly wholesome
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>>55770325
after raiding a deathclaw nest and killing the alpha, the female turned docile afterwards. you notice quickly that you caught them in the middle of thier heat and the pheromones are taking hold. after your job is done, you didn't notice the rest of the females sneaking up. pray for your survival.
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>>55770325
Your hanging out with your childhood friend in your room when suddenly you have to use the bathroom or leave the room for whatever reason when you come back you find her in nothing but a tank top or bra and a thong she had feeling for you for years and she going to make it clear she doesn't want to be just friends anymore.
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>>55775682
Alt
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>>55770325
Your boss is appreciative for all your hard work and overtime that you do so she decides to give you a special reward.
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>>55770325
she got a wizard mad by trying to steal one of his magic items, after she gets away she starts to transform, she eventually returns begging him to undo it and desperately needing to be milked, but he says its too late and makes her his personal milk cow(can include bimbofication from milking)
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>>55770325
a new trainer to the survey team runs into two alphas and overestimates himself, his pokemon are quickly beaten and hes is made into they're plaything as they show who's really in charge
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>>55770325
minks apperently have a virus certain humans are vulnerable to and nami just so happens to be one, she felt the heat hit her as her body changed, her mind melting from the arousal(for those that don't know what minks are in one piece, they're basically anthros that use "garchu" as a sign of affection i think)
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>>55775682
>>55775692
I like these.
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>>55770319
anon is drunk at a party and wanders in search of a quiet place to lay down and calm his head. he comes across two hunks spitroasting someone, they point out that they need replacement and ask if anon can help.
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>>55770325
Sangheili "I'm taking the kids" mom fuming on about the atrocity of a former spouse Karen has been to you, Something about "a righteous wife for a more civilized age" and other bizarre notions on human-sangheili relationships. At least your new wife is devoted, if a bit...possessive.
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Gays need their own thread.
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>>55770325
Bring your pet to work day

Coworkers somehow remain conveniently oblivious to the oversexualized nature of your own as you go about 'sneakily' making time for stress relief throughout the day, culminating in the most risky coupling during a slogging company meeting as you expressly pound that pussy in ways that'd leave it struggling not to mewl and yowl throughout the presentation 

If a captioners got a better idea (which honestly wouldn't be that hard) and/or pic, feel free to go for it
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>>55775762
>>55775692
>>55775682
Give me a week or so...
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>>55770325
Slappy loves to tease you for your lack of masculinity and tiny cock so one day when you've had enough of the cocky GILF you show her your body and huge dick. Sexy hijinx ensue.
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Deliveries from the previous two threads uploaded, go tag your shit.

For the love of God make your caps below 5000x5000 or I'm going to mail a pipebomb through your inbox.
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I could've sworn there was a cap with this pic out there, but it ain't on the boorus
Anyone who can help out?
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>>55770325
a daughter is asking how her mom and dad got together after asking if the new baby will be a boy or girl? she gets more childishly discusted as her parents get lovey-dovey in front of her.

more of a wholsome cap that doesn't need to be that long
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>>55770319
Two cows are added to a roman herd managed by (you), and one of the old(ish) maids(definitely not) explains to the new girls how things are done in their new family and how to best clean and present themselves during this communal visit to the estate's bathhouse
>one on the left was a simple beast of burden, hauling marble between public works in her home city, only to be sold when those works stopped going up
>the one on the right used to be a domestic servant, mayhap more used to using her own milk to feed a smaller family rather than selling it to the market
>they're encouraged to help eachother bathe to encourage good relations amongst the herd
>something something (you)'re a devout follower of Mother Venus and quite willing to have your extended family honor the Great Mother of Rome, in both her war and fertility aspects
>the herd's milk is "made with love" and fetches quite a pretty talent on the market
>also the one in the middle's probably comparing your cock to a marble pillar but w/e

you're a roman who owns a lot of cows, you just bought two more cows, and you definitely fuck the cows
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>>55778894
>I'm going to mail a pipebomb through your inbox.
not if i take it out before they open it
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Tomboy dragon girl wants to settle down and own the farm with you, gentle and loving fucking followed with a creampie
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>>55770325
It's your one-month anniversary as an adventuring duo, and your dragonkin sorceress companion is absolutely thrumming with positive energy as you enjoy a celebratory tavern dinner. There were some scrapes and more close calls than she expected, but everything up to this point has been a success, and she's giddy at the thought of continuing onward with you. It's been a short amount of time, but you two bonded pretty well and see no reason to stop a good thing.
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>>55770319
Basic idea is that your therapist rewards you for getting over your various hang-ups and gatekeeping re whether or not others enjoy HMoAF with a creampie.
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>>55770319
you saved enough to finally buy a commercial use, state of art, virtual reality, physical stimulation setups. making you able to feel every sensation when engaging in the virtual world, including sexual. It's so advanced it gets your real physique down to the letter, creating your avatar that resembles you. you start it up with knowledge of how this words and head to a virtual bar/night club, you interact with an attractive shark "NPC" with wings sitting at the bar believing what you're doing is engaging in a VR "meet and fuck" game. you're impressed with how immersive she replies to the conversation, the devs must have used AI, you think to yourself. you win her over with compliments and she brings you over to her place. the two of you get it on, feeling her grip on your cock, feeling her big firm but soft, "virtual" tits.
in the afterglow you hear say "can I send you a friend request? we need to meet up IRL sometime." you're confused by this.
it turns out the "NPC" you had sex virtual sex with was actually an avatar for a real shark person!
Some gag dialogue:
>“Wait, are you a guy or girl?”
>“I’m a man, baby.”
>“WHAT!?”
>”I’m kidding!”
Her horns and wings are just virtual accessories, you can dress in cosmetics but your body is set to stone.

Alt prompt-
the last thing you remember was a blinding light, and you awake in a strange environment, you have a strong feeling that you are now dead, you hear a voice say to you "Be not afraid." and see this strange creature that you can describe as a shark with demon horns and angel wings, you're not sure if she's an angel or demon, or maybe something in between.
sex happens because of reasons that are up to writer

Alt alt prompt-
Complete artistic freedom
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>>55770325
You knew Octavia Ever since you first met at the mall, you only spoke to her to pass the time, but after a short while, you found out that you had plenty in common, and soon, you we’re friends, and soon enough, her boyfriend, but due to this, you often heard her talk about her awful life at home, about how both of her parents had some problems with their relationship, you let her knew that you apartment was available if she wanted to stay somewhere else, and that was that

Until one particularly explosive argument led to her running away, you heard the sound of a portal opening up, only to see Octavia on the verge of collapsing into tears, you immediately go into action, you try to calm her down, and try to explain what happened, and she does, you get everything ready in order to accommodate your plus one, you gave her food, water, a warm shower, and a place to sleep, while it wasn’t a palace, it would work, however, she had one last request, she wanted to sleep with you, in order to fully calm her nerves, after a bit of back and forth, you agree, and as you lay together, she starts talking about what you’ve done, and how she’s grateful to have you around, you simply take it in solace, and as you drift off, both of you are simply, truly happy and in love
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>>55770325
>good things come to those that wait
and you have waited long enough. with their kids off to college, the single milfs in your neighborhood need to repay you for being a good neighbor that has helped them these past few years. it will be weird explaining how the 4 are dating (sleeping) someone who's fresh out of uni, but we'll cross that bridge when we get there. right now is an evening to remember.
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>>55770325
These bitches aren't so smug when (you) pull out your own Bitch-breaker and fuck them into pleasure-drunk comas. They had no idea just how long a Human Man can fuck.

bonus if they track (you) down and confess how they can't cum anymore unless you're balls deep inside them.
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>>55770325
Requesting a cap in which you convince your Glaceon girlfriend to partake in a ritual, thinking it'll be fun to try something new. Its incredibly hot, the best sex you've ever had. As you both cum together, you feel like you reach across the void, reincarnating a soul as you watch it travel to where her womb should be.
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>>55770325
akari gets in way over her head trying to catch an alpha pokemon, she ends up beaten and hypnotized by it, raised as it's new "daughter" (depending on who captions it, can add a "rescue" part where she's saved but there ends up being mental side effects leftover)
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>>55770325
something was wrong, link remembered zelda being a princess, not his horse and lover, she also kept teasing him and distracting him, his memories were being messed with but he tried his best to resist the changes and the teasing, till one night zelda decides to get a bit, dominant (reality alternation and memory alteration)
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>>55770325
>>55784570
possible follow up of link now changing,memories going from being a hero to being the mount of the true hero of hyrule and body of course changing to match( i just like the images and like reality alteration with memories being affected)
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why can't you just instantly delete post if you mess something up
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>>55770319
michiru's powers have been acting up lately, she had just thought of getting milk from the store and suddenly she was a cow, a big overly milky cow, her mind was starting to slip as her need to be milked increased and it was going fast
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why should you be able to just instantly delete a post if you mess it up ?
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>>55770319
asriel has beaten you and taken your soul, but diesnt want to delete the world anymore, he makes a deal he'll reset the world as long as you can resist his member, you're already licking it before you realize what's happening, thoughts of being his cock slave filling your mind(tried making a caption idea for this, may not have worded it that good)
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>>55770319
rouge has gotten tired of hearing amy complain about sonic not noticing her and decides to take some drastic mesures, drugging her with a new drug to make her a futa and then not letting her cum till she agrees not to complain anymore
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Anyone got that caption of a furry childhood friend in a half-life shirt and they fuck before going an arcade?
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any update on that "goat friend makes out with the can after you drink from it so its totally not gay" cap?
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>>55785620
Next week. I'll try and get it done next week...
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>>55786003
good to hear, I just remembered it earlier, forgot what cap it was that someone was interested in, failed to find the pic in the previous threads (may or may not have to do with the fact I couldn't remember which one it was, might have just not gone far back enough), gave up, and now I remembered it again
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>>55770325
just because they are pregnant doesn't mean the fun ends. the girls can be anyone: wife, gf, her friends, family, etc.
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>>55770319
You've learned three things in rapid succession on this European cruise
1. Aeromorphs can land on the boat provided they have a ticket and the ship is not in international waters
2. Due to engine heat, they often have to fly naked and spend time cooling down on an upper deck
3. This particular Englishwoman is looking for a boytoy to keep her company for the rest of the trip, and she likes the tent you've pitched

Care to give her a show while she cools down and you warm up?
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>>55770325
This bimbo as never met a cock she didn't love. Why not prove to her that size isn't everything and that stamina accounts for so much more?
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>>55777641
Male or female anon?
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>>55787407
preferably male
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>>55788171
This one is sweet
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>>55788171
this one is sour
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>>55788236
>>55788524
Sour Patch Kids. Sour. Sweet. Gone
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>>55770325
Kislev (Fantasy Russia) is a hard place to be, but thankfully you can at least rest in your te- "Time for cuddle, da?" Now if only your bear comrade would let you have that rest.

Cap would be you trying to be professional and not have the most wholesome mind blowing warm on a winters night experience with your bear partner, and her gently easing and teasing you into her side as you will breaks, and you bearback the warm bearbushka.

Bear puns would be appreciated.
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>>55788850
Like tears. . in the rain. . . time to die
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>>55770325
You don't know why, but something about Surge seems off. It's almost as if she's trying to communicate with you somehow. Could this be something you're too Human(see: dense) to understand?
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>>55788171
Not into snakes, but that was cute.
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>>55785599
Here ya go!
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>>55770316

Your bunny mechanic flirts with you in the summer heat.
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>>55770316

Possum officer interrogates you on suspicions of sussy online activity.
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>>55790923
nah she the rat with the big tats
and makes all of the roolz
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>>55772068
>>55775682
>>55779645
>>55780357
>>55780943
+1
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>>55770325
>"wow anon you do know how to pull 10 Gs without breaking a sweat, how about you overload my G spot next?"
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Stay
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>>55770325
(You) are a wizard. Like all wizards, you have an insatiable appetite for arcane secrets and no sense of right and wrong. After an unfortunate break in your research to go on a quest to "save the land from evil" or some such inconsequential nonsense, you've pilfered a particularly prurient publication penned by another practitioner of magic. Luckily, you've got a kobold ""volunteer"" to test these perverted spells on and document the effects for an additional avenue of research into the arcane. Starting with "Power Word: Cum"; you'll order your target to stay on her feet no matter what, then document things like how quickly the spell takes effect, the duration, how quickly the subject becomes incapacitated, and how quickly they begin to beg for mercy. Should form a good baseline for other subjects.
Science is fun.

full size image: https://static1.e621.net/data/81/f7/81f7fda325131a95abccfe253741e7f4.png
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>>55796152
Alt/sequel: Time for a little alchemy! Potent stuff, and a remarkably different effect than the spells- despite similar physical effects, the philter has a greater mental effect, as if it evokes something within rather than forcing itself on her. The begging has taken on a much more submissive bent as well. This calls for more research!
(How can you hear begging if she's wearing a gag? Wizard, that's how.)

Other possible caps:
https://static1.e621.net/data/3e/c4/3ec4ecbaae96d244dd53253e723dd75e.png
This artifice thing is kind of underwhelming. Yeah the subject can't feel her legs but that took like, 4 hours of automaton-strength pounding.
https://static1.e621.net/data/a9/9d/a99d926ef8bf190525d28a28f7408710.png
A: Grasping tentacle spells, a classic, but it never hurts to look over someone else's notes. (never hurts you, anyway) B: making bargains with creatures from beyond the stars or outside this plane of existence can be harrowing, which is why you should make someone else pay for it.
https://static1.e621.net/data/f4/e4/f4e45fec5c75c3e9db3595dc14237e21.png
Time to go over today's experimental itinerary. Your guinea pig is looking forward to none of it.
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>>55770319
You're a Dick Dastardly type of guy in a western setting trying to get up to all sorts of comic mischief to further your nonspecific Master Plan, except instead of a dog that laughs at you, you have a couple of caked up mouse brothers as your minions
Two heads are unfortunately not better than one however, and it's only a matter of time before they fuck up today's scheme of stealing something valuable to fund The Plan out of the Boring County Bank 
Thankfully their fat asses come in handy for helping them take their "punishments" whenever they do screw up
Why, it's starting to happen so often you almost imagine they're messing up on purpose just so you can hogtie them like the varmints they are and rearrange their guts as much as they want
That can't be right, they're much too dim to attempt something like that, much less get it passed you, right?
Right?
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>>55770325

Anon goes to some form of kink club or sex show where the nights' gimmick is using S&M gear randomly chosen off a wheel on a mostly cooperative volunteer/employee cuffed to a pole. First spin and the spreader bar is strapped on; next the cock gag is inserted after some resistance; then the blindfold is applied. Things heat up quick when 'womb tattoo' is rolled and the flowery pink design is etched onto her lower belly. Next spin reveals- Portal Panties. The article is donned, and of course by some whim of fate who but anon is given the teleportation toy to play with.
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>>55797409

It's hard to believe, but she really reacts to your touch, your cockhead makes a bulge under her new tatted-up abs as you fuck her, and her body reacts as she's subjected to whatever perverted abuse the wheel lands on next. There's even a setting to change the destination to her gag. After the show is over the panties are removed so the creampie is visible for anybody to see. Cappers' choice what's rolled next, but anon walking his new pet home in a bitchsuit would be choice.
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>>55779645
>>55780357
>>55796152
>>55796166
+1
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>>55790923
>the cyber police have a whole division dedicated to hornyposting
The Patriot Act and its consequences have been a disaster for America.
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>>55779330
Finished version of this pic, though I feel either could work
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>>55770319
After weeks of hard work and studying, you not only got the A+ in your finals that you were aiming for, you aced it with the highest score across the entire school. And your classmate, who helped and encouraged you all the way, is more than happy to reward you for your accomplishment.

Said reward is immediate sex right there in the classrom in front of everyone. With varying levels of reaction from the students and faculty. From the guy who had a crush on the girl bouncing on your dick, to your bro congratulating you on your grade and your, as you feel its safe to assume, new girlfriend, and the teacher pissed at the audacity of you two to start fucking in her class.

>Dude, what the fuck, in front of me?
>>Hell yeah bro, fuck that pussy, bro!!
>>>WHAT IN THE HEAVENS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN MY CLASS!?
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>>55771050
Good cap, ma boi
Very similar to old good arkscythe
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>>55799637
lmfao what a silly premise 
+1
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For prosterities sake from /collard/
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>>55778760
Okay looking forward to it
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>>55770319
>W-wow, you were r-right Anon ~ahhn~
>This lewd g-game is makes you ~uhmmm~ feel like you're i-in the game
>It r-really fee- ~oh god uhmmm~ feels like I'm having real s-sex

You show your friend your new VR headset, and a porn game you downloaded just for him. And while he indulged in his virgin bottom fantasies, you indulged in his actual virgin bottom asshole while he believed it was just the game making him feel like being fucked for real.
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>>55796003
--- 55804962
Hoss, you have plans to continue this cap series?
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>>55804962
Not at the moment, but I'd be open to ideas and suggested images...
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>>55799637
+1
been awhile since I seen an amusing public sex caption
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Trash pandas are awful animals, but they seem like they make for great anthros
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>>55770940
>>55775119
FUCK DEATHCLAWS
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>>55790406
Fuck this needs a sequel
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>>55770325
While looking for a Ghost Pokemon to help with a Psychic gym, you run into a Mismagius, who teases you for a bit.

She gives you a chance to catch her in a way she knows you'll enjoy instead of using a Pokeball since she's always wanted a trainer, and you are the first to show up in ages.

You succeed with her becoming a mainstay of your team and wanting to help her new master relax a bit more at the hotel before you challenge the gym.
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>>55815674
Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2022 23:54:39 No.49046528 ViewReport
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>>55770319
Requesting cap were you confront your anthro guy friend if he is crossdressing. The whole day you have spent together you could swear you have seen something pink peeking out from his pants and shirt.
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>>55770325
Gardevoir has chosen you to be her cute Human Husband. Please do not resist, she'll only make you cum even harder.
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>>55770325
After getting back to your hotel from your date with your starter, Glaceon, during your pokemon journey, She shows off the surprise she has for you, teasing you for getting hard over the dress she was wearing and what she’s got on now.

Confessing her feelings to you, It turns out she wants to spend the rest of the night finally getting turned into your loyal pokeslut instead of just your starter, encouraging you to do whatever you want to her and cum inside her as much as you want.

You spend the rest of the night giving her what she wants and making her fall for you again.
--- 55817868
>>55770325
While studying the social habits and rituals of the local Gardevoir clan, the ledge you were observing from suddenly gives way, dropping you right in the middle of the group during their communal soak in a hotspring. Deciding that you are the perfect mate, gifted to them by Arceus, they take full advantage of the chance to make you their collective husband
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>>55819282
B A S E D
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>>55770325
>You've failed
Your party was supposed to stop a cult to bring a creature the gods used to wipe countries off the map. But you were moments from cleaving the head off the cult leader when the summoning circle exploded sending shard of cursed metal into you and everything in the room. You only gain consciousness when you heard a scream. You wake to find something eating the face of the cult leader until it saw you. She commends your act of defiance but now she needs you to be a good follower and help her satisfy her needs.
--- 55828634
>>55770325
When you got hired onto the team, nobody told you that Krystal's heat cycles hit her particularly hard. Nobody knew about her raging Human obsession, either. She's gonna drain you dry, and she'll know the best ways to do it.
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9
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Slow thread
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>>55830847
It's the gays.
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Does anyone have the caption with this pic, it was about her scent marking the pillow so anon would get claimed.
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>>55832991
You're in luck, I saved that one.
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anyone working on anything?
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>>55833104
I'm trying
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>>55833104
1500 words on the blazekin one
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>>55788171
>>55790406
>>55790808
>>55796003
>>55802956
>>55806262
>>55832149
>>55833102
I love these kinds of caps. +1
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>>55832149
This was one of my earliest caps to be typeset and as much as i think i hit the desperately horny froggirl trying to get off some of the rookie mistakes bother me to no end.

>>55832991
>>55833102
Another fun one to write. Both of these are tagged as thisisasecret on the booru.

Looking at this one and a few others (the Desi sheep and office-fuck sheep in particular) it dawns on me that i channeled the trauma of working in the corporate legal saltmines into smut.
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>>55770325
Ever since you granted her greatest wish, you've been waking up in the morning covered in cum, with drained balls and an aching pelvis. This night, however, you catch her in the act, riding you as if her life depended on it all while she rants and raves about how perfect your cock is for her and how happy she is to bear your offspring, completely unaware that you're wide awake and hold onto her thighs for dear life as she blasts the wall, ceiling, headboard, and your face with her thick loads before you flood her with more cum of your own.

TL:DR, Pregnancy hormones makes the buggu even more horny, and she's desperate to show just how much she loves you.

Bonus: Maybe a wild Gardevoir decides to sneak in afterwards to see what the fuss was about. Buggu deserves some pussy as a treat, too.
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>>55774513
This is a great one, would love to see it typesetted
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>>55837966
>it dawns on me that i channeled the trauma of working in the corporate legal saltmines into smut.
Hey, whatever inspires you. And I can imagine that writing your frustrations out one way or another can help you relax. If the others are as enjoyable as that one than it's just a win-win.
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>>55770319
>>55805138
After birth of twins, your mother finally convince you to demonstrate your mutual love before your neighbors, but how best not to do it like during a "walkies"?
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>>55805138
Or something about Christmas and momcubus
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>>55843579
considering the fertility drugs she chugged, I think there'll be more than two kids anon
unless they all condensed into chimeras, but that would either lead into unnecessary angst at the "death" of the children or getting even more eugenics-y than it already is by claiming the ones that did come out were somehow superior for it
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>>55843843
You right, but we have to smol preg pics with this character. I found only this
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>>55843843
None die, its a superconciousness that immediately uses its mother and brother-father to fuck forever and produce siblings for it to expand its cognitive abilities
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>>55796152
How do you feel about the Kobold starting as male and starting with him being transformed into a female? I'll take a crack at this either way but let me know what you prefer.
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>>55770319
The date and "desert" after you swipe right on this profile.
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>>55845940
>desert
TWO "S"ES
TWO "S"ES SPELLS DESSERT

DESERT IS FULL OF SAND

FUCK
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>>55846679
>DESERT IS FULL OF SAND
and cowards
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>>55835273
>Me waiting patiently for my blaziken request
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>>55770325
Judy Hopps is assigned community outreach duty. The only thing she'll be putting on winshields today are her tits. She could have hit you with an indecency charge when you started touching yourself, but given how much raunchier her little show became you figure she must like what she sees. From the safety of the other side of the glass she teases you with increasingly sluttier behavior and comments, until you finally bust. Bonus points if she does write you a ticket but it's actually just her number
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>>55846826
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>>55846826
+1
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>>55776332
+1
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>>55798203
Kek
I feel like it happened not just in America but global as well at the same time
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>>55770319
Your maid is a bit different from other people's maids. When dogs and cats are the norm, with foxes and wolves being harder, but not uncommon to find, your maid is a shark. She was the deadlast in her maid class, and the fact that you still hired her despite her awful scores, and no reccomendation whatsoever made her eternaly grateful for the opportunity to work in the profession she always desired, despite her species not being optimal for this type of work.

Not as disciplined as the other species, and incredibly clumsy, she makes up with a lot of effort, dedication, and a bubbly attitude that makes it impossible to get mad at her.

She also gives a mean head.
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>>55845182
>you accidentally create the Many by fucking your mom
>they want you to keep fucking your mom to make more of Them
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>>55811130
>and also go fuck my mother
This small line has devastated me
Why? No clue, but now im rock hard
Thanks whoever made this
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>>55851146
I wouldn't be surprised if it did, I mean after 9/11 airport security worldwide became tighter than a nun's asshole.
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>>55770316
Hope you're still around OR. Delivered.

I also think I might have name swapped by accident.
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>>55843579
I'll save this one but change up the story ever so slightly. Make it a way for goatmom to burn off some extra bimbo weight/baby weight and get back to her normal pre-bimbo-juice size/weight/fuckability, BUT, she insists we come walking with her, and that we take her on "walkies."

>>55843599
This one I've got an idea for already...
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>>55851623
requester here, god bless the captioner
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>>55770325
Requesting femBeerus giving a helping hand to a pent up mortal human Anon after confessing to her that he likes her body.

Then, after giving her a nice load of "handmade pudding", her favorite meal, she asks him to travel with her for the rest of the eternity.
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alt pic
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>>55776332
(+)2÷(+)2 = +1
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>>55851389
+1!
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>>55770325
You walked in on your friend and her boyfriend mid-fuck. Rather than stop or freak out, to her apparent surprise, she starts getting off harder on being watched. To your surprise, you find out that you're kind of a voyeur yourself. And so you whip out your dick and proceed to get off to her getting off you you watching her get off to you catching her in the act.
Also no cucking, please. I know this kind of setup sounds like it's in that direction but I just wanted a cap/story about two friends discovering mutually beneficial fetishes.
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9
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>>55801724
+1
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>>55857514
+1, genderbend Beerus deserves at least one caption.
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>>55770325
>But it Failed!
Kirlia tries, and fails, to make you suck her off. You pull out the Uno Reverse Card.
"Get bred, idiot."
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>>55853279
Not OR but good stuff.
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>>55855561
Sounds really good for me, and please add some "daddy" phrase, it's really sound hot from mothers to sons.
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>>55770325
Dr. T'ana after your physical comes to the conclusion that you have a rare illness that for some reason in a world of instantaneous medicine must be healed with "hands on" treatment that is also best done when you're both in the nude. In reality the old grumpy cat wants an very hung young man to plow her
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>>55770325
You are a mercenary that has been guarding a royal convoy ship. When space pirates manage to make it past the outer defences and board your ship, you end up saving the life of a noblewoman aboard your ship, even if you take a blaster shot to the side for it.
A week in the medbay later, the nanobot surgeons have fixed the damage, leaving you with naught but a gnarly scar to brag about. Then you are called to an audience with the alien whose life you saved. You find her in her personal cabin, where she explains that in her culture, risking your life to save another incurs a debt not to be taken lightly. Even if you were paid to guard her and hers, jumping in front of a bullet means she is honorbound to repay you. She then kneels and presents her pussy to you, explaining that to repay the life you nearly lost for her, she must give you a life in kind, which in her culture means bearing a child for you (which is totally possible, because space-age fertility treatments allows for interspecies conception).

For the rest of this journey, or at least until she is confirmed pregnant, she offers herself to be inseminated by you, as often as you wish. And if you manage to give her as much pleasure as you will surely take from her, she might offer to hire you long-term as her personal bodyguard (and if more children should result of the arrangement, then so be it).
--- 55869010
>>55770325
You are a professional "Heat-quencher." Basically, a government supported sexworker. Since humans on average last longer, their dicks don't have knots to get stuck, or painful barbs, and the fact that they have chance of conception with anthro partners, the government has started a program to get human males to visit Anthro females whose heat cycles are too debilitating,or they need a distraction that won't get them pregnant the first time they go outside their door.
You have been sent out to help a client, You knock on her door, grooming yourself a bit to look good for whomever your new "partner" is, when the door opens and reveals

Her!

This bitch was a thorn in your side all throughout highschool, and college too! You two could barely be in the same room together, let alone interact with each other, without it turning into a vicious screaming match, or sometimes even a physical fight! And this is the bitch you've been sent to fuck?
Alas, as unhappy as you are with seeing her open the door, as furious she is to see that it's you who has been sent to handle her heat. You two quickly get into another angry argument, right on her doorstep, and she's this close to sending you packing (not that you'd complain about not having to deal with her), but honestly, her heat is too much for her to wait for a replacement, so you're going to have to do.

Cue rough, angry hate sex, preferably with a good bit of biting and scratching, as you pound the heat out of her cunt. End with you stuffing her womb full of cum, and her debating if she should ask for you specifically next time. Despite how much she hates you, you've gotten the job done more efficiently than all the wimps who try to get her off with tender love making. And you gotta admit, it felt fucking good to get the chance to tear into her with impunity as well.
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>>55869002
+1
>>55869010
+1 if they end up catching feelings for each other after all that.
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>>55770325
Predator/prey kink time!

This poor sheep will do *anything* to keep the big bad "wolf" (that's You) from hurting her. "Yes Mister Wolf sir I'll suck you off sir..."

Bonus points if it's a couple practicing SS&C (safe, sane, and consentual) roleplay with You being mildly uncomfortable about it but promising at the end the only eating that's going to happen will involve her pussy.
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>>55863169
Not into scales, but that pushed a few solid buttons. 10/10, would uplift again.
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>>55858602
How many fucking times has this been reposted and still isn't on the booru holy shit.
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>>55871741
its over the 5k pixel limit
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>>55871797
Fugg
Goddess of Hyper Pixels
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9
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>>55858602
>>55871797
>>55871741
Hey guess what? I shrank the image down to 5000 pixels and uploaded it. The tagging is basic, so you'll have to improve that yourself. Ya welcome.
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>>55770319
A whole truck full of lambs/sheep decide to do some "free advertising" while they're on the road to auction
You may or may not have gotten stuck behind them at a red light, and they may or may not have promised to "make it worth every penny" if you bought all of them
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>>55853254
It feels weird to have known it was gonna happen
But i was a small 7 year old at the time so no one believed my stupid ideas.
Apparently, there was a metric fuck ton of cable sold that way by whatever companies, but paid by military accounts and govement checks... not elevator cable, raido wires for communication.

5050 vision backwards but whatever. Govement bad, im horny, time to just forget and move on...
--- 55876185
At what point does it stop being dedication and start becoming spam when requesting the same cap?
Its really intresting but weird to see sometimes.
--- 55876243
>>55876185
i don't think it can be spam if it's once per thread
--- 55876477
there any good captions with a female presenting a male to a human (viewer) for sexy times?
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>>55876477
https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
https://captions.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list
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>>55876633
oh thank you.

any idea what tags i would use to look for that?
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>>55775119
>>55770316
Here ya go, hope you enjoy this one.
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>>55866010
+1
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>>55877414
pog
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>>55853279
Not OR, but some of mei's dialogue on the right side is colored red instead of blue. Other than that, good shit.
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>>55877414
good stuff, good stuff. didn't expect the first half to be story, but it works out great
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>>55877414
>>55879310
btw, in the last paragraph of the first column, was the MC completely or parcially blinded? or am i reading it wrong
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>>55876185
I think if you've been requesting the same shit every thread for over a month you should probably take that as a sign to hang yourself.
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>>55770319
Hiring a glowing nukaclaw mercenary for caravan duty may not be the most economic of choices, but its definitely proving to be a memorable one both on and off the road
And if you play your cards right, your guard may just become a long-term employee, something you're all for
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>>55879408
Blinded because the eyes of his helmet don't work. Without the helm, he can see fine.
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9
--- 55884663
.
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>>55853279
Update!
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Dead
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>>55887823
nope
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>>55770319
Loona invited you to her home to hang out, you two became friends through your mutual love for rock, metal, and general heavy hardcore music after meeting in an underground show. You've met multiple times then, and you have even invited her to your home before, now she insisted you hang out at hers. When you get there, she welcomes you in a rather... explicit way. A crop top saying BUTT SLUTT in bold letters, and no pants at all, revealing her massive erect dog cock that you never in a million years would ever guess she had.

Seeing your utter befuddlement, she explains that was the only shirt she had, and that she couldn't find any pants. As if your confusion came from her lack of clothes and not her extra body part down there. Anyway, you don't let that ruin your day, and spend it having fun with Loona, listening to music, playing games, ordering junk food and sharing stories of your past like parents and school/college life, and complaining about your jobs.

You're now both laying on her bed, watching a recording of a Judas Priest live show when she suddenly and casually pops the question in her general monotone uniterested voice

>Hey, wanna fuck?
She takes a drag from her cig, before blowing smoke from her lips
>You're kinda cute, and I'm feeling horny right now
Your eyes move down to her still erect dick
>Don't worry about that, it's just for show, I use it to scare off guys who only hang out with me for the sex
>I'm exactly what it says on the tin
She motions for her shirt
>And you're still here, meaning you do value our friendship
>So, I ask again wanna fuck?
She spins in place, going prone, and using one hand to spread her cheek, revealing a pink asshole, and even a pink slit right by her balls.
>My pussy is off limits until we start dating, alright
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>>55891563
One of only three male on futa ideas I've seen that aren't flaming homo. Well done, anon. I hope you get your cap.
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>>55790808
Rape her
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10
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>>55770319
Guardians of a mystical forest catch whiff of something dirty, something vile around them while they patrol the borders, and turn around to see you a couple of feet away staring in trance at the two athletic, deer women warriors walking around buck naked. You were passing through, hoping for a shortcut when you bumped into the two nude deer beauties and pretty much short circuited. The bigger one approaches you angrily, noticing your growing tent, and demands you lose it at once, more enraged by your erection than being there at all. The only way to lose is to crank it though, and you're not gonna risk getting gored because they took offense to you dropping your pants in front of them. Seeing you're unwilling, she takes matters into her own hands.

When stroking you doesn't do anything, drastic measures must be taken, and she embarassingly rides your cock, doing her dammed hardest to convince both you, herself, and her friend she isn't starting to enjoy this. After the deed is done, and your hardon-on is no more, she tells you to leave, and to not dare come back with an erection again. Though, she wouldn't be against seeing you again under normal circunstances, she comments in embarassment.
--- 55896513
10, bloody raiders...
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>>55896513
This shit is ridiculous.
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>>55897366
?
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>>55895946
make it so they rape the human and degrade him a little
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>>55770316
New
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>>55898569
Nah.

>>55895946
Confusing but enjoyable.
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>>55898724
...Man I can't say I was expecting a booty warrior reference in the thread today.
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>>55770325
Cuckquean caption, female human reader.
>You went to a vacation with your horse bf and your divorced mother. When you're visiting some old castle you split and after some time you find your bf fucking your mom. It turns out they were cucking for some time already and were planning to tell you that they're together and are going to marry. Your mom promises you that if you won't make a fuss about that, your new "daddy" will still give you his awesome, equine dick from time to time. 

Main focus should be cuckqueaning. Mom praising how good reader's bf (and his cock) is would be cool too, as well as some bits of incest. Reader's attitude should go from angry to confused turned on.
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>>55899265
How much praise can there really be for nature's limp dicked quick shots?
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>>55891563
+1!!!!
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>>55893758
What are the other two?
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>>55898724
Noice
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>>55904919
+1 fuck yeah
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>>55770319
Princess Luna invited you to have a romantic dinner date with her at Canterlot Castle. She's has had an interest on you ever since you showed up on Equestria, which in time turned into harboring romantic feelings, and decided to finally act on them. When you're both finished with the dinner, she asks you if you're not up to some dessert, and bends over the balcony overlooking the city, pushing her dress aside to give you full unrestricted view of the fattest fucking ass you've ever seen in your life.

Soon you're ravaging the princess of the night to the beautiful sight of Canterlot's night life. Busting your nuts inside her fertile womb, and busting her nuts onto some unassuming, lucky civillian down there in the city about to be graced by the princess' royal cum.
--- 55905668
>>55868570
>>55770316
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>>55904919
>busting her nuts
>her nuts

Holy shit, I thought that was just the front of the dress! Not that that ruins it or anything, I'm just a little blind, is all.
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>>55905324
+1 again
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>>55905324
Love futasubs
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10
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>>55905668
Excellent stuff. I have a mighty need for old grumpy cat pussy now.
--- 55910260
>>55905324
I'm all for this
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>>55770319
Your Typhlosion mommy decides that there needs to be some changes in your life. First off, no more solid food- your only source of sustenance will be Mommy's milk. Second off, you're no longer allowed to wear clothes ever again. She wants to make sure she can see when her baby boy gets hard.
--- 55916852
>>55785031
>>55770316
Here's a new caption, hope it's enjoyable
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Fast board today, is it getting spammed again?
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>>55770308 (OP)
dear writers
how many do you have in your backlogs folder?
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>>55918933
Just one atm (since i tend to just focus my attention on whatever my current project is).

Currently fighting the urge to work in a reference to whether the patrician class was more at fault than the plebian for the fall of the Roman Republic. (Everyone points at the grain dole but ignore the huge wealth disparity brought about by the Marian reforms and the equestrian order just squeezing as much money as they could.)
--- 55920353
>>55918933
Like 50 actually saved, closer to 100 in my head.
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>>55916852
the cum inflation and implied pregnancy being added in makes it a lot better then what i had in mind originally
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>>55770319
Lesbian Cap?
Bunny and Otter at sex club seduces other straight bunny into public lesbian sex
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>>55771263
It's fine. The content posted in these threads haven't been "captions" for a long time, they're all short stories.
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>>55921030
Secret here.

I really can't imagine getting off on just one cap that's any shorter than, like, this one. Although to be fair this is one that i am always able to get off to.
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>>55796514
Naice +1
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>>55918334
Probably
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9
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>>55770316
New princess pony caption.
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>>55799493
sad :(
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>>55905668
that's awesome thank you so much GILFs give me life
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>>55770319
Some of the animatronics are easy enough to get along with
Some aren't, or rather are too eager to "get along"
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>>55924468
Nice
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>>55905668
hell to the yeah
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>>55916852
Always nice to see the rare homocap
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>>55926180
Actually, you may notice that the Reader's gender is never specified, with no references to pronouns, genitals, or other sexual characteristics.

This was done on purpose in accordance with the ambiguous gender of the other Humans in Undertale/Deltarune.
--- 55927189
>imgur is banning porn
Another one bites the dust
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>>55927189
Real damn shame.
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>>55925380
Thankya
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>>55921962
>any shorter
the reason you can get off to truly short ones is because they get right to the point and don't waste half the caption doing pointless world building. context is nice, but at the end of the day I'm jacking off and I don't need that much, just enough to set the scene. In the one you just posted I would say you could get rid of a lot of the text on the left and it'd still be fine.
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>>55931377
Context and scene-setting are much more important than any sex descriptors ever could be. A good cap paints a scenario in your head and merely hints at the direction your own fantasies oughta go to get you off, aiding you here and there, a bad cap is just a cold description of sex whose punch ends as soon as the very last word is read.
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>>55770319
Gardevoir catches you staring. She cordially invites you to fuck her senseless if her team wins.
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>>55770319
You got a few too many drinks in you at the office party, and you are shocked, SHOCKED to learn that your gorgeous she-wolf coworker at the office is ALSO a thirty year old virgin that focused on her career at the expense of all else
You thought she was way out of your league, but her loosened lips let slip that she thought the same of you for some god forsaken reason
Before you know it the both of you are crammed into a rapidly heating up taxi heading for her place, and one technical count of indecent exposure later you're in her house/apartment as she vanishes into her bedroom for "just a minute"
But before you lose all momentum and reality comes crashing down on you, she's there in a lacy nothing holding a pair of cherries in the doorway
"C'mon stud, let's get these cherries popped already!"

Hot coworker is somehow a thirty year old virgin just like you, and some alcohol at the office party leads to mutual cherry popping at her place
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>>55931377
The part i'm getting off to is not the "jerk it for me!" part but the idea that it's a teacher of mine that was harboring those thoughts about me.

That and casual public nudity. Which is a kink of mine.

I just can't crank it to one short cap because i'm done reading the damn thing before i'm anywhere near finishing. And if i'm needing to go through a whole bunch of brief ones i might as well just as well be zooming through a plain image archive.

In short, >>55931918 is right.
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>>55931918
100% right. If you're just going to do the sex bit it gets real boring real fast. Not to mention it's going to be all the same and blend together after a few caps. Turns out people really like to see creators get creative with their writing. I know, shocking.
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>>55931377
>the reason you can get off to truly short ones

did you not read the post you responded to? because it was pretty explicit in saying that, no, he can't get off to truly short ones
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>>55934963
Correct. It hit the *exact* kinks needed for me to enjoy something in the ~500-750 word range.