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Any /diy/ related tattoo ideas?
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I have the electrical earth symbol on my calf, I'm an electrician.
>down to earth guy
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Tattoos are for gay fags. Pic definitely related.
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Socket, nut, and thread size chart would be handy
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>Ruler on your skin
Honestly I can't think of a worse medium for putting a measuring tool on.
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>>2594846
On your cock
>uhh i need to measure something
>let me get a boner first before i can measure it
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He can check out the size of his bros dicks now with PRECISION
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>>2594835
/thread
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It's so he can see how far his fist is up his sister
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>>2594846
>The cubit is an ancient unit of length based on the distance from the elbow to the tip of the middle finger. It was primarily associated with the Sumerians, Egyptians, and Israelites.
>A span is the distance measured by a human hand, from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the little finger. In ancient times, a span was considered to be half a cubit. Sometimes the distinction is made between the great span or full span (thumb to little finger) and little span or short span (thumb to index finger, or index finger to little finger).
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>>2594835
/Thread
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>>2594835
>Tattoos are for gay fags.
started typing this
>>2594821
>electrical earth symbol on my calf, I'm an electrician
that's .. actually really clever and subtle
have a (you)
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>>2594819 (OP)
He was going to get picrel on his ass, but it only goes up to 1" diameter
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>>2594859
>He can check out the size of his bros dicks now with PRECISION
Came in here to post this...
>>2594907
>He was going to get picrel on his ass, but it only goes up to 1" diameter
KEK!
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>>2594870
kek
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>>2594846
Adam Savage doesnt hold tolerances on anything he works on anyways.
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>>2594819 (OP)
Make yourself a fake hairline.
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>>2594846
he's not doing real measurements with it. he got the idea while he was trying to sort a collection of assorted nuts and bolts.
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>>2594819 (OP)
There was some prison break series on FOX like 20 years ago that was like this. Dude got a bunch of tattoos of schematics of the prison and screw heads and stuff, then got himself arrested so he would go to the same prison and break his brother out.
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>>2595152
>20 years
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>>2594821
>earth symbol on my calf, I'm an electrician.
>>down to earth guy
kek
motherfucker
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>>2595154
That meme makes no sense unless it was made in 2014
Please dont expired memes here please
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>>2595152
Oh, it was actually called Prison Break, lol
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>>2595199
This man is unironically cool and nobody can convince me otherwise.
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>>2595212
He got some more work done on his back.
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>>2594871
>
You are not being clever. We all know this. It is also why a foot is called a foot. It was shit, but at least it was a measurement that primarily used bone instead of just skin.
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>>2594852
Your cock isn't covered in your skin?
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>>2595228
Maybe he's american
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>>2594819 (OP)
diy stick and poke
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>>2595768
forgot pic
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I cpuld get Cum Slut tattooed on my throat and still he the straightest guy in this thread. I also only use DeWalkt tools.
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>>2595228
no dumbass, why do you think it's called a boner? it's made of bone
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>>2594819 (OP)
how about a raping blob?
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>>2595221
>hello and welcome to Dr. Ink what can I do for you today
>ah, another "mr. Cool Ice" tatoo....
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>>2595768
This, did most of them myself
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>>2595935
Some animals have a dick bone
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I was thinking about getting dot rulers on my forearms, just 1mm, 1cm, 10cm, 20 cm, 30 cm on one arm, 1/2 inch, 1 inch, 6 inch, 12 inch on the other. Literal dots, such that you might just think they're moles
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>>2594819 (OP)
>wrist and ankle bands
>neck chain tat with wifes name on the back tag
bound by my beliefs, not sharing what they are b/c not thread topic
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>>2595199
This man is a spooky scary skellington dude
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>>2596126
As much as I dislike Adam Savage
>unironically believing a single thing a junky woman who wants a man's money says
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>>2594819 (OP)
blood goup
marking some increment on other parts of boddy
you can use you hight and hand spread to mesrure things
for example to mesure sticks or depth of exavation you can mark where is like 0,5m 1 m 1,5m
or like Adam mentioned in one wideo you can situate the tatoo so you can use your bare hand as aditional part to the tatoo (some guy did it) posibilities are endeless
they are not exact mesurement, but a good inaf for better queswork when you dont have maesuring tools on hand
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>>2594821
You're a fuckin dork
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>>2595935
T.
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>>2594819 (OP)
>be me
>10
>watching bythmusters
>mom walks in
>why are you watching a show with two ugly homos, I never seen fags that ugly
>they are not homos mooom
>continue watching
Anons, she was right, they were ugly homos the entire time.
>inb4 married to women
That's even worse. Imagine accidentally marrying an ugly homo!
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Tatoos are for degenerates and the mentally ill, uncivilized peoples that were utterly destroyed and demoralized people permeable to consummerism that would do anything that is marketed enough.
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>>2595228
>not using the skin of your enemies as a sheath
ngmi
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>>2596578
>permenant, handmade art provided by a local artist
>consumerist
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>>2594852
>not using your dick as a base unit of measurement
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>>2594819 (OP)
Should have gotten a tattoo of his asshole.
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>>2596578
https://www.businessinsider.com/colorado-man-wins-free-subway-sandwiches-for-life-back-tattoo-2022-7
respect to local diy sandwich artisans worldwide
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>>2596611
Good point, but I said "permeable to consummerism". Also, if you can't see "everyone is getting one, I should get one too" as consummerism because the one providing the product is "a local artist", I bet you have a tatoo too
>>2596794
He got $50k in subway gift cards, how much would he pay to remove it discreetly and keep using the cards? Grifting corporations is the way to go these days
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>>2596611
>permenant
Best unwitting anti-tattoo advertisement EVAR.
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>>2597028
Subway probably has him under an ironclad contract over it. Dive into what they do with their franchises if you ever want to see some real top tier jewry.
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>>2594819 (OP)
You can't look at that face and not think Human Blob.
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>>2597042
Lol needs a quality coverup
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>>2594819 (OP)
What a fucking fag lol. Lmao. Tattoos are for prisoners and queers
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>>2598174
Can adam be any more based?
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>>2596177
"Some" meaning every placental mammal but humans
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>>2598251
It is absent in humans, ungulates (hoofed mammals), elephants, monotremes (platypus, echidna), marsupials, lagomorphs, hyenas, binturongs, sirenians, and cetaceans (whales, dolphins, and porpoises), among others.