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--- 17465342 |
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Redemption Edition |
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The threads will continue until morale improves. |
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--- 17465676 |
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>>17465611 |
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its like having to watch over a puppy to make sure it doesn't get into something it shouldn't |
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--- 17465797 |
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>>17465611 |
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>>17465676 |
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Kek, it really is |
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--- 17465878 |
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>>17465342 (OP) |
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i look like this and say this |
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--- 17465895 |
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Morning guys. Party was great, thanks for asking. |
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--- 17466027 |
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>>17465895 |
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Good to hear you had fun man |
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--- 17466035 |
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>>17466027 |
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ye. |
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Still love Loona tho. |
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--- 17466039 |
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>>17466035 |
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One step at a time |
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--- 17466044 |
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>>17466039 |
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foot by foot. |
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I did try and pull a number though. Didn't get it, I think she wanted to but was a little nervous. I never ask twice though. |
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--- 17466063 |
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>>17466044 |
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Putting yourself out there's a good thing, my dude. |
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--- 17466082 |
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>>17466063 |
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Yeah. |
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Damn, Loona still got me feeling like an animal. wtf did that ass do to me? |
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--- 17466088 |
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>>17466082 |
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What fuzzy butts do to a mf |
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--- 17466092 |
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>>17465676 |
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--- 17466107 |
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>>17466088 |
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wonder if It feels like ass, or fur. |
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10/10 would grab inappropriately. |
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--- 17466112 |
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>>17466092 |
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Inb4 he propositions him for an M&M threeway |
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>>17466107 |
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>you will never feel the contours of Loona ass |
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--- 17466118 |
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>>17466112 |
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I will never know if it kind of rolls, or if it perks up. |
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I will never feel the joint between her waist and her ass. |
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I will never playfully grab her ass. |
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--- 17466127 |
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>>17466118 |
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Loonass, if you will. |
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--- 17466142 |
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>>17466127 |
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do not. |
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--- 17466144 |
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>>17466142 |
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Loonassn't. |
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--- 17466155 |
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>>17466112 |
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or he watches M&M have at it and goes |
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>see? i wasn't lying! |
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--- 17466160 |
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>>17466144 |
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just... |
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let's change the topic, okay? I don't want to stand in for DT today. |
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--- 17466191 |
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>>17466155 |
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>spies on them having sex |
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>bumps into Blitzo |
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>>17466160 |
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Sure. |
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I got nothing though, aside from my sleep getting more fucked. |
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--- 17466200 |
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>>17466191 |
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>bumps into Blitzo |
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>"oh you too?" |
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--- 17466211 |
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>>17466191 |
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if Loona had a dog, what would she name it? |
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--- 17466224 |
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>>17466200 |
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>it becomes a regular thing |
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>they start taking turns on who brings the popcorn |
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>>17466211 |
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Probably something really goofy, I'd imagine. Then if you laughed, she'd kick your ass. |
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--- 17466258 |
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>>17466224 |
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I agree. It would probably mean something to her. |
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Man, Loona has such beautiful eyes. |
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--- 17466360 |
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Not enough art of her in a skirt. |
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--- 17466370 |
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>>17466360 |
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Need more loona with messy hair. |
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--- 17466379 |
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>>17466370 |
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Bedhead Loona? Cute. |
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--- 17466559 |
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>>17466542 |
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I do not like this image. |
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Something about the face. It's Loona not fucking Garfield. |
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--- 17466612 |
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>>17466559 |
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Look man I save what I can |
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Aint all gonna be bangers |
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--- 17467179 |
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what kind of music does moxxie like listening to? is it just classical, or does he listen to other things |
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--- 17467189 |
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>>17467179 |
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All I know is he likes a lot of classical musicals and such, but not modern ones, he'd hate Hamilton for example. |
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--- 17467264 |
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Man, I can not stop thinking about Loona. |
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I don't even have anything important about her to think about. I've thought all of the possible thoughts. I just keep on thinking about her anyway. |
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You know she's never going to get what she needs by the end of the show. The show will likely get canceled when someone finally convinces viv she's a terrible writer. Loona will forever be angry, and alone. That's not fair to her, she was thought up by someone and tortured with no relief. Even though it's just a thought, an idea, It's sadistic in practice to never let her story end, and it's also sadistic to let her story end. |
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tpYdGgzCW-M&list=RDAMVMu4E2sEKKq14 [Embed] |
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--- 17467275 |
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>>17467264 |
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If that happens, write fanfic |
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Itd beat anything Viv can do by virtue of not revolving around the male butthole |
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--- 17467305 |
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>>17467275 |
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According to my weird brain, if anyone that isn't affiliated with HB writes Loona: It's not Loona. |
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They write Loona, I draw conclusions. |
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--- 17467309 |
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>>17467305 |
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What are you going to do if they mishandle her and make her gay or something? |
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--- 17467317 |
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uh oh, perhaps chaz's dick is TOO big... |
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--- 17467318 |
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>>17467317 |
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What am I looking at here |
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And does that imply Millie had to peg Chaz? |
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--- 17467322 |
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>>17467318 |
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broken condom. duh |
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and perhaps peg moxxie in chaz's body, yeah |
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--- 17467324 |
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>>17467322 |
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>broken condom. duh |
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Uh oh |
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--- 17467371 |
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>>17467324 |
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what would millie even do |
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--- 17467378 |
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>>17467371 |
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Man I have no idea. I can see Chaz cheering if he finds out shes pregnant while Moxxie and Millie are mindbroken, Moxxie because he accidentally cucked himself with his ex's cum, and Millie for obvious reasons |
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You made one helluva fucked scenario m8 lol |
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--- 17467382 |
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>>17467378 |
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>You made one helluva fucked scenario m8 lol |
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thats my specialty lmao |
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--- 17467398 |
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>>17467382 |
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I'm assuming since you carried the Striker swap out to the end, you're focusing on Chaz and then gonna pick up the Loona one after, ye? |
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--- 17467403 |
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>>17467398 |
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maybe. if i can figure out how a story would unfold. otherwise I'll just leave it at random doodles |
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--- 17467429 |
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>>17467403 |
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Gotcha. |
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--- 17467431 |
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>>17467429 |
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mainly cuz i wanna draw more of that patented Fucked Up Stuff (tm) |
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like happy tree friends-tier gore n shit |
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--- 17467435 |
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>>17467431 |
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Ain't my thing but you do you, man |
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--- 17467459 |
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>>17467435 |
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either that or autistic crossover shit lol, cant decide |
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--- 17467471 |
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>>17467459 |
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You should draw Goku falling off snakeway into IMP's office or something lmao |
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--- 17467516 |
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>>17467471 |
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if i was into dbz id do it, but the stuff i'm more interested in crossing over with helluva are persona, rdr2, or the wwe |
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--- 17467518 |
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>>17467516 |
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Fair, ye |
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Sadly all things I'm either not into or dont know much about, so I cant give suggestions there |
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--- 17467629 |
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>>17467605 |
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Whats up sped-kun? |
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--- 17467704 |
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>>17467309 |
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cry. |
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--- 17467708 |
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>>17467704 |
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This is why you gotta learn death of the author, my guy. |
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--- 17467718 |
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>>17467708 |
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Man, she's so cute. I would do roids and join the football team if it meant talking to her. |
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waitwhatwereyousaying? |
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The author means what the author means. It's my job to interpret the authors words into feelings and facts, and sort out what is likely and is true, what is likely and is false, and what is likely and not mentioned, not take what is likely and false for my own well-being. |
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--- 17467721 |
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>>17467718 |
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So if Loona ends up gay, you're gonna have a lesbian dog skulking around your skull? |
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--- 17467725 |
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>>17467721 |
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Honestly? |
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Yeah. It might destroy me, but yeah. |
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--- 17467728 |
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>>17467725 |
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If you troon out to be closer to a hypothetical gay Loona I'm putting you down like old yeller. |
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--- 17467734 |
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>>17467728 |
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Please do. |
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I don't know how far I'll go to achieve my goals. |
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--- 17467736 |
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>>17467734 |
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I was joking, I wasnt expecting that to be a possibility. |
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Bruh. Dont even think about it. |
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--- 17467741 |
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>>17467736 |
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I would hope that I would have enough common sense to not, but who fucking knows how I would take that news. |
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I could lose my mind. |
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>I'm implying troons are mentally ill, yes. |
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don't rule out any possibility, to protect yourself. |
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--- 17467743 |
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>>17467741 |
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You may wanna mentally prepare for it as a possibility so you can cope if it turns out to be the case. |
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Us wishing for more Loona screentime is basically holding a monkey's paw with Viv. |
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--- 17467754 |
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>>17467743 |
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going to have to find some way to cope, I guess. |
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Man, I've tried everything today and Loona still got me down bad. |
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I feel so conflicted. |
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--- 17467767 |
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>>17467754 |
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>conflicted |
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How so? |
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--- 17467789 |
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>>17467767 |
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well, |
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on one hand we've got my love for Loona. I want to hold her close, and sing her songs, and make her food, and buy her things, and make her feel better when she's sad, and be hungover with her. |
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On the other hand |
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.... |
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I really want to touch the fluffy booba. |
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And arguably, a relationship needs both, but I'm so nervous. How much is too much? Which needs more? Is it even morally correct to have that intention, as a man? Obviously you can't be fucking horny all the time, but apparently I've got some itch nothing can scratch and I would hate for it to consume me. |
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I wanted something wholesome, not this, but now I feel this, and I dunno what to feel about it. |
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--- 17467801 |
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>>17467797 |
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who said I'm white? |
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--- 17467809 |
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>>17467806 |
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who said I was indian? |
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--- 17467827 |
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>>17467789 |
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Romance has both love and lust in it. You're overthinking it, especially seeing as she doesnt exist. |
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Keep putting yourself out there and find a girl worthy of this kinda consideration. |
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>>17467797 |
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Dont you have some highways to lay on, abbo? Lmfao. |
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--- 17467836 |
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>>17467827 |
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man, I really hope so. |
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Her eyes are just... stunning. |
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>Remember when we were |
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>Just flesh and bone you sir |
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>May have forgotten how good your world can >be |
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>So put down your hollow tips |
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>And kiss your lovers lips |
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>And know that fate is what we make of it |
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--- 17467842 |
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I danced at that party thanks to Loona. |
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I've never wanted to, you could never get me to. |
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I was, am, so stubborn. But I realized that every moment I'm not trying to find Loona is a moment wasted. Something tells me Loona dances. |
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--- 17467850 |
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>>17467831 |
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>>17467834 |
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>no timestamp in his selfies |
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Confirmed for nigger abbo |
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>>17467836 |
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>>17467842 |
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While I understand Loona's a big motivator for you, dont let the obsession hold you back once you find a lady to give your love to. |
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--- 17467857 |
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>>17467850 |
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course not. |
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Loona represents an idea with a face, Loona doesn't represent my love. |
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--- 17467879 |
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obligatory sweater post. |
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*ahem* |
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>she's the girl in the sweater. Dog in the sweater fucking fluffy sweater. Fluffy fluff dog girl. Dog girl sweater fucking sweater dog girl. Fluffy fucking dog girl sweater. cuddle the fucking dog girl, she's sad. The dog girl cuddle fuck. she sad so dog girl cuddle sweater. cute dog. She a cute. cute a girl dog cuddle sweater, damn, that's my sweater. stole my sweater, sweater my sweater. that's my girl.my girl that's a dog. Sweater dog. Dog in the sweater. Damn. |
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--- 17467880 |
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Wanna take bets on how long this noguns abbo'll spam the threads? They can get pretty dedicated. |
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--- 17467884 |
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I'm going to own that shit today. |
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you thought you did something there? I literally want to have sex with a cartoon wolf. |
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It is in no way derogatory to call me names at this point. |
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I am the embodiment of cringe. |
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--- 17467906 |
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>and heaven won't ever let her heal |
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>and hell will commit to her feel |
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>she puts roses by the stars |
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>And I just wanted you to know |
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>I thought you were beautiful. |
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--- 17467910 |
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in other news, look at this possum. :) |
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--- 17467911 |
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>>17467910 |
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Howd this possum get in here |
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--- 17467913 |
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>>17467911 |
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he snuck in... |
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--- 17467916 |
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>>17467913 |
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--- 17467925 |
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>>17467910 |
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no fucking way |
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--- 17467954 |
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>>17467953 |
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booba |
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--- 17467967 |
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>>17467966 |
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no giv bak |
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--- 17467968 |
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>>17467967 |
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Never thought you'd want her to wear MORE clothes |
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--- 17467977 |
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>>17467968 |
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THIGH HIGHS and SLEEVES stay ON during SEX |
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--- 17467981 |
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>>17467979 |
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Now thats a selfie that looks like it could be yours, sped. |
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>>17467977 |
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BASED. |
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--- 17467988 |
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>>17467979 |
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that guy looks dapper. Missed your mark. |
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>>17467981 |
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man, she's cute. |
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--- 17467990 |
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>>17467988 |
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Once Im able to draw again I should sketch her stealin fries. |
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--- 17467991 |
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We dont give the other helluva girls enough love though, dont you think? |
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--- 17468017 |
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>>17467999 |
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checked |
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--- 17468023 |
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>>17468017 |
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Millie really is best girl in a lot of ways, shame I'm not that into shortstacks. |
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I wish Viv could handle her better. |
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--- 17468024 |
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>>17467990 |
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you know, I was thinking, back when I first started playing guitar, it really hurt, and I was in pain alot. I was practicing too much for my level of nerve-sensitivity. But after about a year I lost that pain. |
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Have you considered trying it? If it can erase my hand pain and make it impossible for blood to be drawn from my left hand fingers, maybe it can lessen yours? |
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Maybe something easy, like ukulele? |
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--- 17468030 |
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>>17468018 |
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My blood pressure just spiked again. |
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--- 17468036 |
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>>17468024 |
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Thats what Im trying by being more active again, yeah. If I keep it up enough, the nerves should recondition themselves. |
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--- 17468039 |
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>>17468036 |
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a good uke is $50. You should try it. |
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--- 17468044 |
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>>17468039 |
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We'll see. Personally I like pianos better, but I never got very good. |
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--- 17468047 |
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>>17467999 |
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>>17468001 |
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based Millie enjoyer |
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--- 17468048 |
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>>17468044 |
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would a piano hurt enough? |
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also, piano is a beta instrument. |
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--- 17468056 |
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>>17468023 |
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>shame I'm not that into shortstacks. |
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you dont seem to be into a lot of things |
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--- 17468058 |
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>>17468056 |
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except men. |
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--- 17468061 |
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>>17468047 |
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She's a qt for sure. |
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>>17468048 |
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>would a piano hurt enough? |
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Yes. Typing is what did this, pressing keys down would hit the same markers neurologically. |
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Funny enough, my physical therapist tricked me into doing a typing motion with high resistance and it didnt hurt much, while typing on an actual keyboard would cause pain. So to some degree theres a mental block involved. |
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>also, piano is a beta instrument. |
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Perhaps, gotta take what you can get though. |
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>>17468056 |
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No thoughts, head empty. |
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Loona just tripped a switch in my brain. |
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--- 17468065 |
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>>17468058 |
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Hey man, thats in remission. |
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--- 17468067 |
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>>17468061 |
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what were you typing? |
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protogen porn? |
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russian propaganda? |
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--- 17468071 |
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>>17468067 |
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The fuck's a protogen? |
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--- 17468076 |
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>>17468071 |
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google it. |
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--- 17468080 |
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>>17468076 |
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I refuse. |
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--- 17468085 |
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>>17468082 |
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>ai generated chinaman |
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--- 17468086 |
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>>17468080 |
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fine. |
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mecha furries, |
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--- 17468088 |
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>>17468086 |
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Like the fuckin planes shit? |
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--- 17468100 |
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>>17468088 |
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like that, yeah. |
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--- 17468103 |
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>>17468100 |
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Wack. |
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--- 17468114 |
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17468111 |
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Yooo, sped-kun got trips |
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--- 17468117 |
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how much longer till he stops |
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--- 17468120 |
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>>17468103 |
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wack indeed. |
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--- 17468121 |
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>>17468117 |
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Til he has to go to school on monday I guess |
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--- 17468129 |
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>he's ban evading now |
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Damn we mustve really upset him lol |
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So who's makin the thread tomorrow? |
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--- 17468136 |
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well boys, I'm going to bed. |
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I don't feel like posting the same quote again. Here's a new one. |
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>The soul is yearnin' |
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>The cold is burnin' |
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>The ember starts a fire |
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>Can we recover |
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>Love for each other |
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>The measure of your life |
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>Is that what you want? |
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>Is that what you really want? |
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--- 17468140 |
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>>17468129 |
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what even happened to piss him off |
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--- 17468142 |
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>>17468136 |
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See ya dude, have a good nap |
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Heres a Loona while were under image limit lol |
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--- 17468146 |
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>>17468140 |
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I said I'd tell him to suck-start a shotgun if they were allowed any and he's still not over it lmfao |
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--- 17468153 |
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>>17468142 |
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>tfw you will never be able to tell loona to jokingly fuck off, and she will never send you this. |
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But maybe someday, with someone else. |
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--- 17468156 |
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>>17468153 |
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GO TO BED |
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--- 17468175 |
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>>17468156 |
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Sleep is for the weak |
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--- 17468177 |
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>>17468175 |
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--- 17468186 |
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>>17468175 |
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Touche |
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--- 17468189 |
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>>17468177 |
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Lovable dumbass. |
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--- 17468197 |
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>Loona keeps ignoring the phone and hanging up on clients |
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>Chaz keeps asking them what theyre wearing and propositioninf them for sodomy |
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IMP cant win. |
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--- 17468207 |
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Same time tomorrow, sped-kun? |
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--- 17468209 |
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you think hes doing it manually or using a bot? |
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--- 17468212 |
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>>17468209 |
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I think he got a 4chan pass specifically to flood the thread. |
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Curious that jannies arent lifting a finger but eh, he'll tire out before we do. |
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--- 17468224 |
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>>17468212 |
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Bot maybe, considering the thread just hit the image limit and all the image spam stopped |
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--- 17468230 |
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>>17468224 |
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So then what do we do in that case, just hope jannies notice or what? They havent been attentive at all today. |
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--- 17468237 |
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>>17468230 |
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Report and pray |
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--- 17468240 |
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>>17468237 |
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They havent responded to a single one lmao |
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I think theyre turning a blind eye |
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--- 17469284 |
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what should i draw with the chaz moxxie bodyswap next, doesn't have to be related to the "broken condom" thing |
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--- 17469296 |
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Thanks mods, you're alright |
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--- 17469300 |
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>>17469284 |
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I think Chaz spying on M&M and bumping into Blitzo would be hilarious. |
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Have him offer popcorn or somethin |
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--- 17469325 |
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lmao |
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--- 17469334 |
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Damn man this nigga's obsessed |
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Got the 4chan pass and everything |
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--- 17469352 |
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you think he has a type, and he's into fat neckbeards? |
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--- 17469362 |
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>>17469352 |
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I think your fatfag art drew him in and he's expressing his love |
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--- 17469368 |
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>>17469362 |
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the fatfaggotry giveth, and the fatfaggotry taketh... |
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--- 17469382 |
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>>17469368 |
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On the bright side we know the mods are snipping his stuff, so we'll just wait out his tantrums as usual. |
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--- 17469396 |
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>>17469382 |
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this site has so many manbabies on it it's funny |
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--- 17469415 |
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>>17469396 |
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Let me remind you, he's wasting his saturday doing this cause he couldnt handle the /bant/s. |
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How brittle can one be that hazbinfags of all people can get under his skin? |
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--- 17469437 |
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>>17469434 |
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Kek, he goofed |
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--- 17469458 |
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150 get |
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--- 17469461 |
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Based jannies |
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--- 17469467 |
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woo yea encore |
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--- 17469470 |
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Resetting his ip like a madman |
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Wonder if I can snag 150 this time before it gets nuked |
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--- 17469488 |
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RANGEBAN THAT NIGGA NOW! |
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--- 17469492 |
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>>17469488 |
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how do rangebans even work |
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--- 17469521 |
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>>17469492 |
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Bans a range of IP addresses as opposed to a single one. |
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There's probably ways around it, and I dont think this dude has anything else goin on in his life lol. |
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--- 17469535 |
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Hurry up so I can snag 150. |
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--- 17469553 |
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>>17469535 |
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your wish is his command i guess |
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--- 17469557 |
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>>17469553 |
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He keeps pausing to switch out his poopsock lol |
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--- 17469588 |
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Homosexual 150 get |
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--- 17469639 |
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Alright well I got shit to do tomorrow so I'll bump one last time and head to bed. |
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--- 17469649 |
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>>17469396 |
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Crim ain't gay, he just fucks men |
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--- 17469654 |
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>>17469588 |
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Based get |
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--- 17469655 |
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faggot losers |
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--- 17469695 |
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>>17469655 |
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where do you think we are |
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--- 17470135 |
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i dont care what you weaselly dork wimps have to say |
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you faggots give yourself too much credit ive always hated this homestuck-tier redditor fanbase |
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--- 17470139 |
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>>>/trash/ |
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--- 17470140 |
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>>17470135 |
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take a deep breath, anon. everythings gonna be okay |
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--- 17470143 |
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trying too hard, you have to be more subtle if you want people to think you're being genuine |
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--- 17470145 |
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>>17470140 |
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cuban troon |
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--- 17470454 |
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>>17469300 |
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>"Hey so you watchin' em to admire how big my body's dick is, too, Blitzo?" |
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>"uh no???" |
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--- 17470470 |
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Can't sleep thinking about Loona |
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--- 17470625 |
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>>17470454 |
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--- 17470654 |
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>>17470470 |
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LOL!!!!! |
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--- 17471325 |
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>>17470625 |
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Lol nice |
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--- 17471982 |
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touch Loona's breasts |
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--- 17472005 |
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>>17470625 |
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I love the hairstyle Chaz is using for Moxxie. I also love how awkward Moxxie looks while ontop of Millie. |
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>>17471982 |
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We wish. Though if Loona ever showed up I think picrel would be the smart choice |
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--- 17472011 |
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>>17471982 |
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Me too thanks |
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>>17472005 |
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Shes worth the syphillis |
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--- 17472242 |
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>>17472240 |
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--- 17472309 |
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this gif makes me feel funny |
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--- 17472313 |
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>>17472240 |
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>>17472242 |
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!!!!! |
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what a great image to wake up to. |
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--- 17472320 |
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>>17472309 |
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gore gif, ignore |
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--- 17472328 |
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>>17469296 |
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I want to hold Loona in her fall clothes, preferably near a lake, on a cool summer night. |
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>>17470470 |
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honestly might be the best impression of me anyone has done. |
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I applaud you, fellow loonafag. |
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--- 17472332 |
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>>17472313 |
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Hows it goin, bro? |
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>>17472320 |
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Guess he got tired of spamming and went for rickrolling. |
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He probably thinks we havent seen it before. |
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--- 17472356 |
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>>17472332 |
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Something is wrong with my brain today. |
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Dunno really how to describe it. For whatever reason >>17469334 is really setting me off. I really want her head in my lap, and I have to remind myself it's not attainable. |
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|
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Could be that this is how I always feel, and yesterday I was just tired and hungover and forgot. |
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Oh fuck I just figured it out while typing this. I'm no longer horny as fuck anymore. Yeah, now I just want to hold her, and talk to her, and brush her fur, and make her food, and whatnot. |
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--- 17472361 |
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>>17472356 |
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Fellow non-horny chad. |
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--- 17472365 |
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low testosterone losers |
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--- 17472366 |
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>>17472361 |
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>Sharing a weighted blanket with Loona, while studying. (She pretends to study.) |
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--- 17472371 |
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17472365 |
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hi doomtranny |
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>>17472366 |
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Itd just be you writing the notes while she doodles in the margins. |
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--- 17472373 |
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>>17472371 |
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What would we listen to while studying? I'm thinking some new-age rock, like coldplay, or radiohead. |
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--- 17472375 |
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>>17472373 |
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I think you know |
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--- 17472384 |
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>>17472375 |
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Oh yeah, RHCP is a much better choice. |
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She only knows the words to Dani California though. |
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--- 17472397 |
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>>17472384 |
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I need to check out more of their stuff. I'm not a huge music guy, so my playlists are scattered as fuck. |
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--- 17472402 |
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>>17472397 |
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Great place to start is 'can't stop' |
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5 years ago I accidentally wrote this song, was so proud, just to find out that the RHCP had already written it. Beautiful song. |
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--- 17472403 |
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kys redditors |
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--- 17472404 |
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>>17472402 |
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Oh yeah, thats on there with under the bridge and californication. |
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>5 years ago I accidentally wrote this song, was so proud, just to find out that the RHCP had already written it. Beautiful song. |
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Kek |
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--- 17472407 |
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>>17472404 |
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Might want to move onto "I should have lied" and "Zepyr Song" then. Those will give you a taste of their full musical power. |
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--- 17472410 |
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>>17472407 |
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Yeah, I'll give em a look. |
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--- 17472419 |
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>>17472410 |
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She is one fine girl. |
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|
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>You hop on the couch next to her, and throw your arm around her. |
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>She lays her head on your shoulder, and continues scroller her phone. |
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--- 17472423 |
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>>17472419 |
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With how glued she is to that thing you could be banging her and shed still be scrolling through sinstagram. |
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--- 17472436 |
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>>17472423 |
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probably, but that is only acceptable if she is clearly enjoying the sexo. |
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And obviously she can't be looking at other men |
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or women. |
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imagine how pissed she would get if you took her phone away. |
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--- 17472438 |
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>>17472436 |
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>imagine how pissed she would get if you took her phone away. |
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How to get smacked in .42 seconds. |
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--- 17472445 |
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>She's scrolling on her phone, her arm wrapped around you |
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>You get an idea. |
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>You grab the phone. |
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>She lets go of you, and the hackles on her fur slowly raise |
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>She tries to grab it back playfully, but you hold her at arms distance, by her head. |
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>She tries to nip at your hand, but you're pretty quick. |
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>"Not until you decide where we are eating, shorty." |
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>She fucking snarls and lunges. |
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>This time you aren't so quick |
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>She takes her phone, and gives you a stare for a whole second and a half. |
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>Ohshit.jpeg |
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>She wraps her arm around you and continues walking. |
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>You smile |
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>"Pizza hut. Let's get the one with the cheese on the inside of the crust." |
|
>... |
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>"It was cute when you called me shorty." |
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--- 17472449 |
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>>17472445 |
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>Loona's face when you order pineapple as a topping |
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--- 17472455 |
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>>17472449 |
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She says she likes pineapple, just to be contrarian. |
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She's never ordered pineapple. |
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--- 17472461 |
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>>17472455 |
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Pineapple's addicting as fuck. I tried it once, now every pizza I eat's gotta have it. |
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--- 17472465 |
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>>17472461 |
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Really? |
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I've had it before, and I always thought that they should salt the pineapple a bit more, to make it less sweet and more savory. |
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|
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I'll be back in a bit; I'm avoiding dishes and need to stop. |
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--- 17472476 |
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>>17472465 |
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Depends where you get it obviously, but the contrast of the sweet and tanginess against the savory cheese is heavenly for me. |
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>I'll be back in a bit; I'm avoiding dishes and need to stop. |
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All good bro |
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--- 17472541 |
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>>17472476 |
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Back. Dishes are done. |
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I wanted to run over to the gym, but the neighbor brought me fudge for helping her fix her door. Now I feel to lethargic and full to exercise. |
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|
|
Man, I kind of miss the Loona tulpa calling me a fatass, and telling me to get in shape. She was a cute. |
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--- 17472553 |
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>>17472541 |
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If you need someone to call you fat I have no problem filling in. |
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--- 17472562 |
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>>17472553 |
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Based. |
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If you could remind me occasionally to do my damn chest exercises I'd be appreciative. |
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Add whatever degradations you want. |
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--- 17472568 |
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>>17472562 |
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Sure thing, ya fat tub of crap. |
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Get off your ass and do your exercises or I'm canceling the Loonaposts. |
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--- 17472578 |
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>>17472568 |
|
I literally cannot right now. |
|
I have eaten almost a half pound of fudge. |
|
dolores makes a good fucking fudge. |
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--- 17472583 |
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>>17472578 |
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Yeah I feel that, we had some homemade fudge leftover from last christmas and that shit was cash. |
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--- 17472587 |
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>>17472583 |
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Should be able to get to it in an hour or so. I have the metabolism of a meth addict. |
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--- 17472596 |
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>>17472587 |
|
Based. |
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--- 17472698 |
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currently listening to sex pistols. |
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No Loona gf to headbang with me :( |
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--- 17472715 |
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>>17472698 |
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>tfw the pistols don't sex |
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--- 17472722 |
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>>17472715 |
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let me tell you, there is nothing hotter than listening to the sex pistols while driving fast. |
|
' |
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Those pistols DO fuck. |
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--- 17472755 |
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I've lost my whammy bar somewhere... I don't know where it is. Don't drink and play guitar at several parties. |
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--- 17472769 |
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>>17472755 |
|
Sounds like you got hit with a double whammy today |
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--- 17472793 |
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Shut the fuck up. |
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|
|
Man, I really want to listen to Loona tell me about her day. |
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--- 17472797 |
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>>17472793 |
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>Well, first I got up and had a piece of toast. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some makeup... |
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--- 17472813 |
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>>17472797 |
|
*In sean bean's voice* |
|
Little did he know, this is exactly what Loonanon wanted. |
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--- 17472829 |
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>>17472810 |
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>What if it had boobs? |
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>>17472813 |
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Kek, she probably would sperg out like that if she liked you. Gal aint got any game. |
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--- 17472837 |
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>>17472829 |
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I know! isn't that so cute? |
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--- 17472843 |
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>>17472837 |
|
Its adorable and hilarious. |
|
I need a pic of Verosika doing this to her in the beach episode. |
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--- 17472863 |
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>>17472843 |
|
ask drawfag. |
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--- 17472866 |
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>>17472863 |
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Good point. |
|
Hey drawfag, if you're bored I got an idea for you >>17472843 |
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--- 17472873 |
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I want to teach Loona how to drive manual. |
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--- 17472883 |
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>>17472873 |
|
I wanna teach her to drive stick, if you know what I mean. |
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--- 17472899 |
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>>17472883 |
|
Something tells me she already knows. |
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--- 17472908 |
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>>17472005 |
|
>I love the hairstyle Chaz is using for Moxxie |
|
lol thx, its supposed to be his original bodys hairstyle but on moxxie |
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--- 17473073 |
|
OH FUCK |
|
forgot to mention, made an amendment: |
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|
THIGH HIGHS and SLEEVES and CHOCKER stay ON during SEX |
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--- 17473079 |
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>>17473073 |
|
>CHOCKER |
|
Sounds like a smashed Loona asking for chocolate |
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--- 17473087 |
|
I did say chocker, didn't I. |
|
Autocorrect really fucking failed me there. Goddamnit. |
|
|
|
I have another amendment to make. |
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--- 17473091 |
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>THIGH HIGHS and SLEEVES and CHOKER and CROP TOP stay ON during SEX |
|
>in fact, |
|
>EVERYTHING but the SHORTS stays ON during SEX |
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--- 17473152 |
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>>17473091 |
|
>he can't fuck her through the shorts |
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--- 17473172 |
|
Que bueno que por lo menos UNA caricatura Americana es lo suficiente popular para crecer ramas que alcancen hasta un lugar como aquí donde solo el anime y manga ha demostrado dominar dicho medio ya. |
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|
Translation: Yay for improving Morales. |
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--- 17473191 |
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>>17473172 |
|
Hell yeah, man. |
|
Anime is shit, Loona is eternal. |
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>>17473152 |
|
I'd try my hardest. |
|
going out to lunch. |
|
be back soon, bestie |
|
xoxoxo |
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--- 17473225 |
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>>17473172 |
|
Yeah I honestly didnt expect to get so engrossed, but that damn cartoon dog drew me in. |
|
Though the first few episodes were the best, and I wish they'd get back to that (but I know they won't). |
|
>>17473191 |
|
Nigga u gay |
|
Have a good lunch, ya fat fuck. |
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--- 17473491 |
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I'm back. Wendy's fucked up my order and gave me the wrong sauce. Couldn't dip my fries in anything. Bullshit. |
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--- 17473501 |
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>>17473491 |
|
>t. picrel |
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--- 17473524 |
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>>17473501 |
|
man, she's so cute. |
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--- 17473609 |
|
You know spiderfag, we are masters of our own fate. We have the tools we were given, nothing more, and we have used them to scrape by, because it pleased us to do so. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of the same old shit. I'm getting tired of being a salesman to make it through college, I'm getting tired of college's bullshit. I'm getting tired of driving a beat up car, and living in a tiny apartment. I'm getting tired of posting about Loona, and I'm getting tired of feeling like there is no way she could ever be mine. |
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|
|
I'm discontent, and it does NOT please me. I could be using my tools to climb out of my pit I've dug, but I don't, lured by the illusion of comfort. I don't think we are biologically engineered to be comfortable. Nothing will ever be good enough for us until we have everything we want. Then we just want more. |
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|
|
I've got nothing but my tools, and I'm going to use them to get what I want, at the cost of my comfort, because comfort isn't real. Time to go take a shit. Then I'm going to exercise, and then I'm going to play guitar, so that I can grow the amount of tools I have to use. |
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|
|
Cuz I'm going to find myself a Loona. |
|
--- 17473642 |
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>>17473630 |
|
oh hey charliefag, how's it going? |
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--- 17473655 |
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>>17473609 |
|
Based as fuck. Seize your destiny, bro, I'm gonna try to do the same. |
|
Remember, there's no guarantee, so live life to the fullest. |
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--- 17473949 |
|
That was rough, I'm sore as fuck. |
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|
|
Time to write shit. |
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|
>>17473655 |
|
Wish I would have seen this image before I started. |
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--- 17473965 |
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>>17473949 |
|
Pain makes you stronger |
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--- 17474011 |
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>>17473965 |
|
No, Loona makes me stronger. |
|
>>17473992 |
|
10/10 would try. |
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--- 17474015 |
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>>17474011 |
|
>how to lose a finger |
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--- 17474046 |
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>>17474015 |
|
worth it. |
|
--- 17474047 |
|
weird how self-preservation instinct turns off when pretty girl is involved. |
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--- 17474057 |
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>>17474047 |
|
Reproduction instinct taking over lmao |
|
Just gotta get you to direct it toward a real girl |
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--- 17474066 |
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>>17473992 |
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--- 17474067 |
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>>17474066 |
|
The other one |
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--- 17474072 |
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>>17474066 |
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>>17474067 |
|
Headpat slut lol |
|
--- 17474096 |
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>>17474067 |
|
imagine if this happened while Loona was in the living world and she accidentally lets her human disguise slip because she enjoys the headpats too much haha |
|
--- 17474099 |
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>>17474057 |
|
yep... |
|
>>17474067 |
|
Stop trying to get me into shit I don't want to be into. |
|
--- 17474103 |
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>>17474099 |
|
You WILL pat her. |
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--- 17474124 |
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>>17474103 |
|
shut up. |
|
--- 17474222 |
|
Final draft of the song about Loona. Might send it to go get mastered later. |
|
|
|
https://voca.ro/1jhmBMrYBTqX |
|
|
|
All inspired by that hifi pic of her smoking. I wanted to capture that feeling of wanting to change your life, because your life is so gray and dreary, but not being able to because it exhausts you to the point of fatigue from just existing in it. |
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|
It's supposed to make the listener anxious and tired, so be warned. My goal in this was to recreate a sense of dread, that kind you get when you are about to take a first step into something big. |
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|
Enjoy. |
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--- 17474259 |
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>>17474222 |
|
Nice trips. |
|
Also, I like it quite a bit. You know, for you saying it was meant to create dread, it feels more hopeful to me than I think you intended. Yeah, you made it give a sense of weariness but also optimism for starting anew. |
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--- 17474280 |
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>>17474259 |
|
I couldn't help that. |
|
The last words for the song |
|
(Sorry, you'll never hear my voice) |
|
are |
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>And I just wanted you to know, |
|
>I think you're beautiful. |
|
|
|
I can't bear Loona being sad. |
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--- 17474298 |
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>>17474280 |
|
Loona best girl. |
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--- 17474309 |
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>>17474298 |
|
For sure. |
|
|
|
Man, you know how mad I would be if I got out of this shit and Loona turned me into a furry fetishist? I would be the most begrudging furry who ever lived. |
|
--- 17474331 |
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>>17474309 |
|
Depending on who you ask, the process might have already started |
|
--- 17474355 |
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>>17474331 |
|
no. |
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--- 17474363 |
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>>17474355 |
|
I sincerely hope not, cause I don't wanna have to old yeller you |
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--- 17474383 |
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>>17474363 |
|
uwu, please don't raR XD *nuzzles* |
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--- 17474396 |
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>>17474383 |
|
Goddammit I didn't wanna have to do this |
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--- 17474404 |
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>>17474396 |
|
owo? |
|
|
|
I started playing star citizen again, for no reason. |
|
They updated the graphics again, my poor 2070S can't run on ultra anymore. |
|
--- 17474423 |
|
Yay, but then you too fast dead falling 'Mericans to understand any of THAT shh |
|
--- 17474424 |
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>>17474404 |
|
And here I am stuck with an old 980ti that's about to die lmao |
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--- 17474429 |
|
don't reply, I smell bot. |
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|
>>17474424 |
|
980ti is starting to fail en masse. |
|
I'd sell on ebay for $200 and then buy a 1070ti, if I were you. |
|
--- 17474451 |
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>>17474429 |
|
nevermind, they don't even go for that. |
|
Go play on intel HD graphics. |
|
--- 17474455 |
|
wip |
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--- 17474472 |
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>>17474455 |
|
kek. I don't know why he flyin, but make him hit something comical. |
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--- 17474483 |
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>>17474429 |
|
>980ti is starting to fail en masse. |
|
Don't I know it, my friend had one and it caught fire. I'm not even kidding. He replaced it with another, and THAT one caught fire. |
|
I'm looking to replace it for sure. |
|
>>17474455 |
|
Haha look at him go. |
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--- 17474524 |
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>>17474483 |
|
>caught fire |
|
that's PSU failure, generally. |
|
kek, let me guess, he bought a corsair PSU? the older ones are known for just fucking roasting GPUs for no fucking reason. |
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|
|
Had my PSU roast my 970. |
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--- 17474532 |
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>>17474524 |
|
I'm not sure, but evidently theyre stable now. |
|
I might get something thats just okay for now, I cant really game with my current disabilities. |
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--- 17474536 |
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>>17474532 |
|
How long have you dealt with this shit? |
|
--- 17474544 |
|
While we to take that big win to win. After ww2, 'Merican took women but >2019 'Merica controlled sissy-hypno-feggeot. |
|
--- 17474550 |
|
do not reply to him, this is a bot. |
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--- 17474556 |
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>>17474536 |
|
Quite a while. |
|
>>17474550 |
|
Yeah, I figure as much. |
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--- 17474558 |
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>>17474556 |
|
is that like, 3 years a while, or like, 6 months a while? |
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--- 17474559 |
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>>17474556 |
|
Neger come understand what the anti christ is. |
|
|
|
>Europe is expat-speaking American Anglish |
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--- 17474562 |
|
>God Dam |
|
think Russia and China will do it? |
|
this draws blood in a way |
|
|
|
>Europe is expat-speaking American Anglish |
|
You get me all right |
|
--- 17474566 |
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>>17474558 |
|
More like 4-5 years. |
|
If its all the same to you I dont wanna talk about it too much right now. Nothing personal. |
|
--- 17474570 |
|
Qet doing what you do to your sex offenders, that you [justified] did not dare to do. |
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--- 17474571 |
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>>17474566 |
|
It's cool. I didn't really want to know for any particular reason. |
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--- 17474574 |
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>>17474571 |
|
neger |
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--- 17474575 |
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>>17474571 |
|
Yee. Im making small gains. |
|
--- 17474591 |
|
Unless I personally as a person update this. |
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--- 17474597 |
|
>>17474575 |
|
glad to hear. |
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|
|
My fucking god picrel looks great. |
|
Ho |
|
LEE |
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SHIEEET |
|
--- 17474598 |
|
>>17474597 |
|
Loona needs to change outfits more from episode to episode. |
|
--- 17474608 |
|
I admit to my picrel |
|
|
|
But of course |
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|
|
NO you ediots |
|
|
|
>Original JanKees |
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|
Of what to heed (: |
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--- 17474610 |
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>>17474455 |
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--- 17474612 |
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>>17474598 |
|
no the fuck she doesn't. |
|
--- 17474616 |
|
You MUST heed original JanKees |
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>Or either catch its algorithm, if it ever finds out falsely. |
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>>17474610 |
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BASED |
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>>17474612 |
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Look man, I like her outfit as is, but you gotta admit it's nice seeing her in other stuff too. |
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I'm quitting to post in this thread here. |
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But also: our Germany. Come on man (...) |
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Russia power is to Russia come under Dutch rule. |
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>>17474619 |
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As long as she has thigh highs and sleeves. |
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Otherwise it's a no. |
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I am the mighty Loonanon and have the power to dictate such things, |
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I think Looanon SUCKS. |
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>>17474670 |
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;:.( |
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God dude my Loona folder has expanding faster than my ability to name everything. |
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I really dont wanna have to get lazy. |
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>>17474743 |
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Just do what I do and only save the best images of Loona. |
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I've only had 14 at my peak. |
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plus, you gain superiority over everyone else. |
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>>17474764 |
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I would but I'm a lot less discerning. Loona is Loona. |
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I've been trying to digitally clean house for sure though. So far I've been making good progress. |
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