ck/19162100.txt

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--- 19162100
What's the absolute worst thing you've ever eaten?

>wake up to a knock on the bedroom door
>hey a free huge milkshake from mcdonalds
>empty stomach
>i think i got 1/2 way through and puked.
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>>19162100 (OP)
I mixed Kalonji seeds with cocoa powder, cinnamon, chia seeds, honey, aronia powder, milk and walnuts. Threw it away because of the seeds, tasted like trash.
--- 19162139
I got to say it was these fucking burritos that make me puke and no they didn't go bad, they are just the most shitty burritos ever and the worst food.
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>>19162100 (OP)
Are you telling me some stranger just knocked on your door, handed you a milkshake that you didn't order and you drank it? Is this normal in America?
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>>19162148
It was a room mate. We buy things for each other from time to time.
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>>19162100 (OP)
why do strangers have access to your bedroom door
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>>19162156
ROOM MATES
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>>19162100 (OP)
Tripe
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>>19162100 (OP)
I tried to make tiramisu with stuff I had in my fridge when I was too lazy to go to buy groceries. Basically every ingredient was substituted.
>Greek yogurt instead of mascarpone
>brown sugar instead of regular sugar
>graham crackers instead of lady fingers
I don't know what I was thinking
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>>19162169
We've all been there.
--- 19162188
Home brew Ayahuasca. Looked like jenkem. Tasted like Jenkem. I couldn't keep enough down and ended up being a waste of $50.

Actually what was worse than that was 2-Methtl-2-Butanol. Its a liquid that effects your body exactly the same as alcohol but doesn't show up on breathalyzers drug tests. Got some to see if it was a legal way to booze and cruise. It worked but goddamn it was not worth it. I can still taste the burps it gave. Pure hell. Seared into my memory.
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>>19162169
Kek reminds me of my dumbest moment way back when I was a retard teenager 
>be me
>get home from high school
>really craving Jello for some reason
>no Jello around, live too far to go to store
>"I'll just look up the instructions and just skip adding the flavoring. I just want the texture anyways"
>Mfw I boil some water and stick it in the freezer for 4 hours expecting it to turn into Jello
>Mfw I come back later and all I have is a bowl of water with a thin sheet of ice on top
I am such a fucking retard
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>>19162100 (OP)
You live….at mcdoanlds?
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>>19162212
You thought that freezing water would turn it into jello?
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>>19162217
Yeah they give me all kinds of free shit.
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>>19162221
three for free, is that you?
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>>19162100 (OP)
>>19162155
>>19162163
>wakey wakey bro, got you a milkshake :))
zero chance you didn't drink his cum
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>>19162275
Funny but nah. He's a total pussy bitch. His parents probably bought it.
--- 19162354
Rotten pistachios with moth larvae in them.
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>>19162354
Reminds me of a face full of rotten potato smell I got once. Probably the worst smell possible.
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>>19162100 (OP)
>be me
>be ~12 y/o
>see what squirrels eat
>desiretoknow.jpg
>cut one open and eat it
Never do this. It's like a lump of concentrated earwax.
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>>19162139
you gotta deep fry them then they're golden
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>>19162188
mimosa root powder? I was thinking of ordering some but not if the finished product just makes you puke
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>>19162212
how the fuck can you even speak english
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>>19162212
Based retard. You went through with the experiment, which is more than most people would do.
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>>19162100 (OP)
Indian food. Got forced to go by a woman and it was not necessarily the single most repulsive thing I've eaten, but relative to how much I paid it was the worst.
>burned shitty flatbread
>weird undercooked rice
>a little copper pot with brown sauce and flavorless meat that looks like the chef's diarrhea which it probably is since they're Indian
>that'll be $22 plus tip thank you come again
>felt awful for the rest of the night
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>>19162356

>grab white onion to cut, last thing to prep for dinner
>start to push knife into onion to slice it in half
>it gets in maybe a quarter inch and then just slides through like butter
>onion shell splits in two
>gray soupy onion pus erupts out all over my counter top
>by far the worst smell ive ever smelled in my life
>intense putrid onion and acidic sulfur smell
>start dry heaving and crying
>gf is in other room and starts screaming bc the stench travels so fast
>she runs in and opens door for me, i cradle the onion abortion and run downstairs and throw it in the trash can
>light every candle we have in the house
>3 days later going downstairs for work at same time trash guys are unloading cans
>old black dude opens my can and stumbles backwards and starts gasping for air
>"ah man ah man ah what the fuck man"
>pretend not to notice and power walk to car
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>>19162465
You are a man of little taste, sir.
--- 19162510
Traditional Chinese medicine in general, bitterest thing I've ever tasted, and some times it works really well believe or not.
--- 19162511
>recipe calls for a spice blend
>take out chipotle powder tin, I almost never cook mexican so it's been in there for a year or two
>pour out a teaspoon worth and dump it in a bowl
>doesn't look like I remember it, more like little clumps rather than powder
>realize that the clumps in the bowl are starting to move around on their own
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>run over to the trash can as fast as possible and dump them all out into it
So yeah obviously didn't eat them, but definitely the nastiest kitchen experience I've ever had. Apparently pepper based spices are susceptible to beetle eggs getting in and hatching after awhile, so make sure you double check any spices like that before you use them if they've been sitting around.
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>>19162465
Indian food is either really delicious or really bland and bad, there's no in between.
How some restaurants manage to make their Indian food bland despite how much they spice dey food is beyond me
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>>19162100 (OP)
The shitty fusion taco I ate at a hipster Portland place that gave me food poisoning. Wasn't good going down or up.
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>>19162465
had the same experience with an Indian restaurant
>going on a date with a girl
>she suggested an Indian restaurant
>only had Indian food maybe once before in my life and didn't care for it, but whatever it's a place she likes so I don't have to worry about that
>get there
>find out it's one of those Indian restaurants with no utensils, you have to eat everything with your hands
>get a terrible feeling I'm going to get sick, I just know it
>the food tastes okay, nothing great but not bad either
>sure as hell, within 15 minutes of eating I have to take a massive diarrhea shit at the restaurant
>bathroom is dirty because of course it is
>I'm in there for 10 minutes, it's non-stop shitting, meanwhile she's still sitting at the table waiting for me to get back
>she actually texts me and asks if I'm okay
>not done shitting but don't want to keep her waiting any longer
>we leave and set up another date
>get home and continue shitting for another hour
it's one of those things she brings up every now and then for a laugh but still that was the worst food experience ever. Fuck Indian food. Never eating that slop again.
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>>19162621
Oh yeah that was another thing about my Indian experience. To get to the bathroom you have to go outside and take an elevator to a below ground floor, and then you need a key to get into it. This was in a really nice town too so there were no junky problems that usually lead to locked shitters. The service was fucking terrible even though there were only 3 or 4 tables with people at them so getting the attention of someone to give me a key took forever. That was just to piss though, I didn't shit my brains out until I got home.
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>>19162164
kava tastes like a dirty dish rag
not pleasant at all, but all the boongs and coconuts seem to tolerate it
--- 19162751
I don't know where you guys are getting such terrible indian food, but I've never had a bad experience. At most they'll under-spice it because I'm white.
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>>19162681
I was halfway expecting the toilet to be one of those holes in the ground, at least it was a normal toilet
--- 19162807
not my own worst eating experience but one time i gave my roommate a cum milkshake and he drank it all
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>>19162511
Here's a little something that will really make your taco pop, those eggs didn't just appear, they were there the whole time.

The FDA allows a certain amount of bug parts per million in foods.
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>>19162886
100%, this was a tightly sealed tin that I only used like once before
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>>19162621
>find out it's one of those Indian restaurants with no utensils, you have to eat everything with your hands
what kind of indian food is this? I know this is how ethiopian food is, but never seen that at an indian place before.
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>>19162100 (OP)
This shit.
It was college and my friends and I watched people on youtube trying gross things and we thought we could do better.
90% of the stuff that youtubers would eat was totally fine. Not good by any means, but nowhere near as bad as the overreacting they'd do for cameras.
This shit though.

This shit lived up to it.
I know now that you're supposed to rinse it off and serve it on flatbreat with sour cream. I can see how those flavors would go together.
But we didn't know that. We just opened the can and popped the shit in our mouths.
Said I'd never touch it again.
Tried it again a year later, this time with The Source hotsauce on it. Ya know, the 7.5 million Scoville unit hotsauce?
We thought it might mask some of the fishiness.
It didn't. I just amplified the worst of the flavors while also hurting us, body and soul.
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>>19162926
have you seen videos of Indians eating? it's mostly with their hands
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>>19162423
I didn't make it butaking ayahuasca is a bit more in depth than mixing mimosa root powder with water. Idk if you can even make it with the powder.

Generally the reason people buy mimosa hostilis root bark powder is because it's easy as fuck to extract Dmt from it. Do yourself a favor and just extract the DMT from it. It's super easy tutorials are easy to find on YouTube.
--- 19163027
damn the brickwork on that wall is pretty tight
I wouldn't mind seeing more of that in my own neighborhood
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>>19162100 (OP)
that's not bad food, that's irresponsible eating.
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>>19162100 (OP)
>What's the absolute worst thing you've ever eaten?
caviar
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>>19162275
kek
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>>19162100 (OP)
Pork shu mai dumplings from a gimmicky, Boomeriffic Jap place called "Saketumi". It was somewhere at the Delaware beaches.
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>>19162936
weak American.
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>>19162100 (OP)
cafeteria hot dogs from my highschool
the bulimic girls all agreed they tasted better when vomited back up
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>>19162100 (OP)
cant think of a distinct worst by flavor but worst experience has to be my favourite meal getting cooked on my birthday while I was doing chemo and had zero chance of enjoying it both because it was too strong to not immediately puke back up and because the flavour was fucked
thanks for that mum, single least thoughtful decision you've ever made
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>>19162100 (OP)
Probably the zombie Skittles they had one year
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>>19162100 (OP)
Your dad's uncircumcised penis.
--- 19163544
I went to Brazil and had a bunch of acai. Tasted great. Would eat the fuck out of that if it was available here. 

Five days later, at home thankfully, a rumble woke me in the middle of the night. I ran to the toilet nude and bent over the bowl with my stomach twisting up in knots. After 20 minutes of not puking I stood up to go back to bed. And then immediately sat down. Sat down so fast I didn't have time to lower the seat and just put my balls on the cold rim.

My ass blasted a firehose of brown liquid into the toilet. Lasted several minutes. And then it happened again 10 minutes later. And again. And again. And again. I spent all night either on the toilet or on the floor curled up against it.

It went on like this for an entire month. Couldn't really stand to eat. Even if I did, nothing solid ever came out. Just 20+ pure liquid shits a day. I caught actual dysentery from that fruit bullshit.
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>>19162169
lmao dude
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>>19162100 (OP)
cuban pizza. cubans DO NOT know how to make pizza. FUCKING VILE.
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>>19162511
>>19162886
>>19162914
beetle eggs build character. they add flavor and offer a few extra calories.
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>>19163068
enjoy your rotting fish
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>>19163051
what does caviar taste like?
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>>19163572
that looks really good to me
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>>19162954
And if they see a non-Indian do it, they flood the comments in Indian-English

>Sir, you did not tear the roti with one hand, sir, do the needful and eat it correctly
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>>19162936
Fitta
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>>19163606
(it doesn't taste like pizza)
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>>19162100 (OP)
First time I tried to cook something
I tried to make meatballs, I think the video called for washing them in ice water for some reason, I ended up with meat paste. Tried to cook it anyways, I could have reduced it to just ground beef if I used low heat and kept mixing but I didn't know any better so I cooked it into a big beef pancake then tried to eat it and ended up feeding it to stray cats
I have come a long way
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>>19163613
kek'd
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>>19162100 (OP)
>want to try spam because it sounds like peak poverty slop
>first red flag is 1 can is $7 but fuck it
>slice it and start frying it
>second red flag is it acts like a grease sponge and when I press it a bunch of grease comes out but when I stop the grease gets soaked back 
>have it in a bowl with rice and it looks decent enough
>tastes a bit like really cheap shitty bacon and a little sour but most canned meat tastes like that so I ignored it
>doesn't taste overly greasy but after eating it I get that feeling of eating something really greasy
>4/10 overall but I guess I saw the appeal so I won't begrudge people for liking it
>want to try it again and follow a nice recipe since I figure I must be missing something
>a couple hours like I got the worse diarrhea of my life
>on/ off the toilet for the next few hours
>completely empty myself into the bowl with nothing left to give but my body still trying to evacuate
>I feel my stomach shrunken down to nothing trying to expel itself 
>my balls shrunken down to a walnut and in pain for some reason?
>jet black shit, it looked like melted black crayons
>had to drink copious amounts of water just so I have something to shit
>still in great pain but my body calms down enough for me to go to bed
>next day wake up and it feel like nothing happened
--- 19163860
>>19162100 (OP)
I made burrito's one night but I was missing the cheese & vegetables, ended up being sour cream, rice, onion and the beef mince that all the herbs/spices just didn't take. It didn't make me sick but it was incredibly depressing.
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>>19163860
The worse thing that didn't involve just being a bad meal was I once had a packet of sausages I was cooking for me and mum, and I opened the packet and started moving them in the pan and smelled a slightly odd small, but it wasn't very strong and thought it was the flavour.
It was not the flavour. It made me violently sick at both ends for the better part of a week almost to the point I was going to go to the hospital.
--- 19163912
it was something my granny made, I was probably 12 or so and it just blew my mind how fucked up the dish was
>bunch of zucchini, onion, and sliced tomatoes in a casserole dish
>american cheese on top
>some breadcrumbs on top
even with the cheese it doesn't sound too terrible right? wrong
>zucchini is cut way too large and is still half raw
>tomatoes are sliced too thin and are mostly reduced to mush
>the cheese drips into the weird mix of zucchini and tomato water
>bread crumbs got soggy somehow
>crunchy raw onion
>no seasoning of course
I'm still confused at how terrible she was at cooking for someone that cooked a few times a week for 40 years. she had some standards that were always made competently but they were 90% bland casseroles
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>>19162100 (OP)
>A friend of mine "cooked" some hamburger "steaks" while I was coming down from shit-ton of ecstasy
>Put some baked-fucking-beans next to it
>We're not even from Bongland.
>I know I have to eat or I might fucking die for all I know.
>The "steak" is Cooking With Jack-tier hamburger catastrophe; just grey from the outside, not even seared; completely raw from the inside and COLD
>The beans are as hot as coffee that was poured 20 minutes ago
>He comes to me while my eyeballs are rolling in theri sockets from drugs, intense horror, and my attempt to be polite. He pulls out a pepper mill, and asks "you wan't some pepper with that?" without any jest or irony.
>"Sure thing, man!"
>He peppers the dog food in front of me that I've yet to have the courage to make my first contact with.
>Eat the whole thing while supressing my gag reflex in 20 seconds or so.
>"Woah, boy was I hungry! I sure need a good 'ol smoke after a meal like that!"
>Run outside and vomit into the bushes.
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>>19163912
Jesus christ... Your gramps should have put that bitch in line. God damn egg shell walking tastelet pre-war boomer.
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>>19162954
yeah but if they're making you do it at restaurants they're just fucking with you. even the restaurants in india all give you utensils.

is this a new white person thing, trying to eat like villagers for an "authentic" experience?
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>>19163060
>Saketumi
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>>19162358
I used to take the top off them and make a loud whistle with my thumbs, never tied to eat though
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>>19162100 (OP)
Your mom's weenor
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>>19163855
You ate twelve grams of salt in one sitting, chief.
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>>19162100 (OP)
>last day at my college appartment before going back home for the holidays
>only have a can of bean, 2 red onions, olive oil
>also some leftover chinese sauce packets, it was hoisin I think
>chops the onions and garlic
>put the beans in a pot and heat them up
>try to sauté the onions with the sauce + oil
>power cuts midway because of a snow storm
>fuck it, assemble my barely cooked foods
>slightly warm beans and mostly raw onions with a weird mix of flavors
I couldn't take more than a few bites, I just went to bed hungry instead
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>>19163593
pure concentrated fish
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>>19162100 (OP)
>kindergarden
>today omelette
>ok
>tastes like burnt plastic
>other kids for some reason manage to finish it
>I refuse
>teacher forces me to finish it
>barf
>next day multiple kids were sick and didn't come
I still have no idea wtf happened with that omelette.
--- 19164715
I used to go to a program called jobcorps and I thank god every day I didn't get food poisoning but there was more than one occasion the cafeteria food would give everyone the shits. Bland literal prison food.
--- 19164971
consistency of soup
shrimp is so tiny it looks lab grown
no onions as advertised
were maybe 3 tiny bits of green peppers in there
beans were acceptable with some salt but overall presentation included this was complete dogshit
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>>19164971
Had a similar experience.
I just buy all the ingredients for stirfry. Cheaper and better for you.
Stirfry takes almost no effort to cook.
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>>19164978
i go for low effort meals out of pure laziness and get what i deserve every time
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>>19162751
indian food is great
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>>19163027
IQ test: why is it curvy??
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>>19165015
I'd guess that one is for style but the concept was to be stronger against invaders?
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>>19163855
I've never had the nerve to try and eat spam
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>>19165023
it uses less bricks
--- 19165033
it's probably not the worst, but i bought some cotton candy grapes one time and they were absolutely delicious. it was too bad they were loaded with bacteria and i experienced food poisoning symptoms for like a week until i figured out it was the grapes causing it. never bought grapes again and am wary of fruit in general now.
--- 19165080
>>19162100 (OP)
Baked avocados, never again

Also, nice dubs
--- 19165107
>during my functioning alcoholic food industry days
>330 in the morning and nearly blackout drunk 
>know that I need food and then sleep 
>literally the only thing in the pantry is a can of salmon and an onion 
>dice the onion and throw it in a dish with the canned salmon that has a surprisingly wet consistency 
>don’t even cook it, stir it, and cram it 
easily the worst thing I’ve ever fed myself
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>>19162100 (OP)
When I was in high school my friends and I found a bunch of datura plants in the woods. We took the fruit home and pulled all the seeds out and dehydrated them in the oven. We then took them to school in bags of pumpkin seeds, and decided to eat them throughout the day, microdosing them kind of. I got a little carried away and ended up getting really sleepy and basically blacking out in the hallway. They didn't know what was wrong with me, searched my stuff but couldn't find any "drugs" so jjust assumed I was really sick. I woke up in the nurse's office feeling pretty loopy, but convinced them that I was ok and didn't need to go to the hospital. I just went home and had the worst time ever. It wasn't like a full-blown datura trip, but like an extremely mild mix of salvia + opioids. I threw up a bunch, was sweating a lot and couldn't really keep track of time for a day or so. My friends were fine, I guess datura seeds don't have a consistent presence of whatever chemical is in them.
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>>19165031
Lmao
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>>19165143
thats actually why
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>>19165137
I've heard some bad stories about that stuff. Doesn't it last for like 24 hours?
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>>19162100 (OP)
Durian candy and truffle-flavored potato chips.
Both are absolutely vile and disgusting, but also pretty hard to explain.
Chips had a smell and by extension taste of dirty dish rags and burnt plastic.
Candy — something along the lines of really old onions fried in milk.
Makes me shiver still.
>>19164715
Did you met Joshua Faye Sanders there?
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>>19162100 (OP)
Vegan food
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>>19165450
>Did you met Joshua Faye Sanders there?
There were people that could've been his relatives, definitely.
--- 19165696
Pad Thai at a Vietnamese restaurant.
>went to a Vietnamese restaurant with my family
>fully intended on having Pho or Bun Thit Nuong
>noticed they had Pad Thai on the menu
>rather strange to see in a Vietnamese restaurant, but I haven't had Pad Thai in a very long time, so I order it
>it tasted awful; it was like rice noodles & peanuts with Balsamic vinegar
>acknowledge this is 100% my fault for trying to order a non-Vietnamese dish
I've been to that same restaurant many times, and they do perfectly fine Vietnamese food.
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>>19162469
I used to work in produce and onions can turn into legit chemical weapons.
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>>19162380
The most fatass thing I've done was ordering an oversized, overpriced burrito from one of those Mexican fast food restaurants typically located in gentrified areas (it was very similar to Chipotle in concept), bringing it home, and deep-frying it. Easily the most expensive chimichanga I've ever made.
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>>19162169
I once substituted mascarpone with cream cheese, and espresso with regular coffee. Even though these substitutions are generally considered "safe" and even somewhat "acceptable," it was still infinitely worse than my usual tiramisu.
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>>19165648
Oh man, this one time I went on a date with this vegan chick to a local pizza place. She was expecting to get a veggie pizza with not cheese or whatever, but they had a vegan pizza on the menu, so she convinced me to eat it with her. The pizza itself was fine I guess, but holy shit the "cheese." Vegan cheese is the most disgusting thing I have ever put in my mouth. It looks fine at first, but the second it hits your mouth it melts into a paradoxical half liquid/solid non-newtonian abomination that tastes like bad parmesan, cum, and salt. I barely managed to choke down two pieces so she didn't get upset and cry or something. I did fuck her in the back of my ford focus later that night though, which was really uncomfortable because the bitch was super tall.
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>>19162344
if you have this opinion about him online, then I'd hate to see how you treat him in real life.

He probably did nut in that milkshake lmfao
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>>19162100 (OP)
pickled mango
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>>19162510
Traditional Chinese medicine doesn't actually exist. The Chinese Communist Party fabricated the concept because their healthcare system can't keep up with their large population. If they can get enough people to believe in "traditional medicine," they can keep hospitalization numbers down.
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>>19162511
>>19162886
>>19162914
>you vill eat ze bugs
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>>19163912
What even is that dish? It sounds like an Americanized ratatouille/confit byaldi.
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>>19163855
>it acts like a grease sponge and when I press it a bunch of grease comes out but when I stop the grease gets soaked back 
I literally never had this experience. If anything, my Spam comes out dry when I pan-fry it.
I wonder if your experience is different from mine because you (presumably) used regular Spam. My family uses Spam Lite. I actually don't even remember the last time I had regular Spam, it must've been decades.
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>>19165741
Nah he really is a pussy. Frustratingly so.
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>>19164152
I know, right? The Japanese language doesn't normally use the "tu" sound.
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>>19162751
they're britishers (shocked)
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>>19165806
>my family uses spam lite
nobody cares about your inbred genetic atrocities cleetus
don't leave the trailer park
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>>19165813
A girl thought that about me.
She violently spat in the middle of the school hall while her sister and I watched in "confusion".
Do not underestimate us.
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>>19165901
You have to be over 18 to post here.
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>>19165979
Technicality not true
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>>19165815
I didn't even clock that, I was just laughing at the sock it to me pun.
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>>19162469
>onion
>last thing to prep
Stopped reading. This is fake and you've never cooked before.
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>>19162886
>make your taco pop

jesus christ man that's an /sp/ meme from like 2009

what the fuck

fucking oldfags
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>>19166059
It's no surprise that most of /ck/ has little cooking knowledge. You know this, I know this. Just because he's incompetent doesn't mean it didn't happen.
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>>19166096
SHOOP DA WOOP IMMA CHARGIN MAH LASER
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>>19162100 (OP)
Once when I was a kid my parents made some kind of noodles, I think it was Penne pasta but a weird grey color. It was absolutely horrible, there was no way that anyone could have actually liked it but they and my sister ate it like it was completely normal and made me eat my portion. Years later I asked them about it but they had no memory of the incident.
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>>19164971
I don't even see onions in the picture, why would they even say they have it?
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>>19166492
Of course they would have no memory of the incident. Most people don't remember insignificant meals they've have in the distant past. As you've said, they've believed the meal to be normal, therefore they would have no reason to recall something they would perceive as unremarkable.
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>>19162751
The place I used to go, the food you'd actually order was alright but it came with a complimentary "soup" that was one of the most vile things I've ever tasted. I don't even know what that shit was, it was all liquid with nothing floating in it but seemed to get thicker the deeper you went into the cup and was just absolutely disgusting.
--- 19166599
>>19162164
kek drunk 3 bowls of this shit in new caledonia, literal dirt water that did nothing
oh well gotta be a dumb tourist when theres not much else to do
--- 19166643
>>19164004
i keked..this sounds horrific.
--- 19166654
>>19164715
that is most definitely NOT what is up dude
--- 19167021
The worst thing I've ever eaten I think was probably Skyline Chili, or maybe one of the pizzas from Circle K, it was so fucking bad.
--- 19167039
>>19162926
It's a South Indian thing I think
--- 19167055
>went over to a friend's house in high school
>his family cooked some bizarre looking casserole thing, didn't want to be rude by asking what was in it
>only thing I could identify were potatoes
>it's horrible, tastes very bitter and was watery/slimy
>they all talk about how great it is and it's been in the family for generations
>lie and say I like it
>they all help themselves to seconds and even thirds of this crap
>"haha well Anon, don't expect us to give you the recipe, it's a family secret after all"
>thank fuck for that
>feel terrible the rest of the time I was at their house
>first thing I do when I get home is vomit
--- 19167260
>>19162212
Damn dude, that's like playing OG Fallout and rolling a character with intellect set to around 'potato'. The game will be played as if you are a literal retarded caveman.

>t. Someone who's done almost as bad in the kitchen.
--- 19167321
>>19162212
This one's amusing because there was a logic there, it was just wrong.
--- 19167333
>>19162358
they're poisonous ya know. To eat them native americans would gather them in a basket then tie the basket in a river for a few days so the water would flow through them and carry out all the toxins
--- 19167345
>>19162212
>high school
>this retarded
--- 19167886
My step sisters cooking, she's a adult and can't cook, vegetables too hard or to soggy, meat 8s always over cooked and bland, literally one of the worst cooks on Australia. She can't even cook basic like spaghetti and ground beef properly, it's sad people like that exist.
--- 19167928
>>19162188
dont drink and drive you dumb fucking idiot
>herrr only libtards wear masks and drive sober
--- 19167929
>>19163572

Kek

Don't try pizza hut in China either, the chinese are still working out this cheese thing.
--- 19167936
>>19162621
bro most restaurants are like fucking tika masala n whatever
grow the fuck up
--- 19167978
>>19163479
I wish the cancer killed you since you've got that kind of attitude. The world is better off without you. You never deserved to be here.
--- 19167994
>>19167021
Circle K anything takes the cake IMO. It's about 10x worse than McDonalds. I used to work at a Circle K and I never washed the dishes. The foods come with a lot of bugs frozen in the boxes. I'd always steal the good taquitos and sell the bad ones. I'm pretty sure that cardboard was an actual ingredient in the pizza. Sanitation, effort, and overall satisfaction wise, nothing beats Circle K. 
Everyone is always shitting on Americans but Circle K is Canadian; not the country most think of when they think bottom of the barrel foods.
--- 19168063
>>19167994
Literally just went to Circle K and saw a roach on the food rollers.
--- 19168443
>>19167994
That's pretty gross, but holy fuck like even taste wise their pizza was the worst their crust was like the bread from those awful sandwiches they have and like the pepperoni was like that awful salami they have on the subs.
--- 19168481
Child
--- 19168487
I made rice pudding on toast once thinking it would be a bit like bread and butter pudding. It wasn't. 

Maybe if I used just buttered bread it would have been nicer.
--- 19168489
>>19167994
circle k is the most ghetto shitty poorly run gas station in the entire country
>go in, manager is stopping everyone at the door and saying "You have a card? Sorry it's cash only"
>they id both me and the person I am with when I buy beer (no other store does this and it isn't state law)
>go to the checkout and the worker tells me to use the self checkout instead (???) and when I use it the self checkout says the items I scanned aren't in the system (??????) and the worker has to come over anyways and manually enter the prices 
>go inside and a guy is screaming at the clerk about gas prices being incorrect and the line is 10 people deep
>go on google reviews and it only has 2 stars with dozens of 1 star reviews, a fucking gas station is rated that low
--- 19168491
>>19168489
Normal and right to me. 

>gas is not "correct" 
Lol. It always says on the machine what it will charge dumbass.
--- 19168499
>>19162469
>i cradle the onion abortion and run downstairs and throw it in the trash can
--- 19168503
Simmered shitty Hillshire Farms ham in Progresso tomato soup while tripping on acid once. Pretty bad
--- 19168573
>>19165169
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line retard
--- 19168590
>>19168573
The stabilising curves allow a thinner wall, meaning fewer total bricks used genius
--- 19168596
>>19165031
First of all; it's fewer, not less
Second of all; you're a retard
--- 19168604
>>19168596
This post didn't age well
--- 19168611
>>19168573
actually it's a wormhole
--- 19168618
>>19165015
increase surface area leading to more frequent reactions between wall and environment
--- 19168767
Neat. They're called crinkle crankle or serpentine walls, Thomas Jefferson used some in designing the University of Virginia, and there's even a page from his notes where he's working out how many bricks it'll save.
--- 19168820
>>19168767
>crinkle crankle
what the fuck is wrong with bongs
--- 19168890
>>19168767
wow they had math in the olden days?
--- 19168891
>Highschool
>Thought I could make salsa with ketchup, hot sauce,
--- 19168898
>>19168891
Ah shit. Didn't finish
>Ketchup, hot sauce, peppers, on top of nacho chips and melted American cheese on top. 
>Tried making some sort of asian-ish thing with canned tuna ,rice, crackers, soy sauce,mustard, into a patty
--- 19168944
>>19168767
dude jefferson you're the president just print more bricks
--- 19168951
>>19168944
>doesn't see the beauty in efficiency
sad
--- 19168957
>>19162100 (OP)
Candied yams. I thought they were a myth but mutts actually eat it and like it
--- 19168973
>>19168489
>they id both me and the person I am with when I buy beer (no other store does this and it isn't state law)

They probably got caught in a sting operation selling to underage. If they get caught again they lose their license to sell alcohol or tobacco, so they just will card everyone.
--- 19168989
>>19168491
>Lol. It always says on the machine what it will charge dumbass.

Bait and switch.
Some less than reputable places will advertise their gas prices a few cents less than what the pumps show, probably hoping than people won't notice. Totally illegal, and they have to charge the advertised price, not the price at the pump.
--- 19169082
>>19168820
It's just a teensy weensy cutesy-wootsy bibble-babble. Don't get all hoity-toity and flipperty-flopperty, Herkimer Jerkimer.
--- 19169088
>>19162100 (OP)
>What's the absolute worst thing you've ever eaten?
this. disgusting. vile. bad
--- 19169096
>>19169088
But it has a thumbs up on the box.
--- 19169102
>>19162100 (OP)
All inclusive resort in Mecico. They just kept putting food back on the buffets until it was eventually eaten. I was shitting dirt and puking by day 2. Have had a sensitive stomach ever since
--- 19169159
>>19169088
But it's real good.
--- 19169185
>on honeymoon in iceland
>wife opens up pungent grocery store hakarl in the hotel room
--- 19169252
>>19162465
Glad someone said it. Indian food is so bland it genuinely makes me wonder if Indians have completely different tastebuds, like dogs that hear different pitches than humans.
--- 19169274
>>19162469
kek
--- 19169308
>>19166059
I just had steak and onions for dinner. The onion was the last thing to prep. What’s so confusing about that?
--- 19170049
>>19169088
This entire line of foods is some of the worst pig slop trash I have ever had, and I've eaten a lot of frozen food. The enchiladas made me wish I was dead
--- 19170067
>>19167333
That was just to make the tribes downstream retarded
--- 19170079
>>19163461
kinda hot ngl
--- 19170203
>>19162100 (OP)
Nettle soup.
Never forget.
Never again.
Never.
N.E.V.E.R.
--- 19170205
>>19166096
Good God, I've been here that long?
--- 19170397
>>19162100 (OP)
for some reason my school had catered lunches on certain days. and it was always something different, apparently from a different place. So for a kid, it was basically something entirely new. one hot summer day, we got ham sandwhiches. But not regular hamsandwhiches, but special ones, in special buns, presented in some kind of wrapper. I guesss they were suppose to be fancy sandwhiches from a fancy place. We werent sure... we were little kids. I got my serving. It was ham sandwhiches with lots of mayonaise. ham sandwhiches with lots of mayonaise and shredded lettuce. ham sandwhiches with lots of mayonaise and shredded lettuce that had clearly been rotten by the time it was served to us. the ham was rotten. the lettuce was spoiled. the mayo was rancid.

but how was a child to know these things. the slimly meat, the strange flavored vegetables. how were we to know? we couldnt know. 

"This tastes kind of weird" one child cried out

"dont be picky, its fun to try something new", replied the lunch lady. 

it was the first time we ever had those kinds of strange ham sandwhiches. it was... a tragedy. criminal negligence? money laundering corruption? a sanctioned psychological experience on obedience? simple child abuse? I dont think il ever know the truth. But one thing i do know is that I will never forget those ham sandwhiches.
--- 19170414
>>19166096
what kind of ketchup do you put on your steak when using a rice cooker.
--- 19170436
>>19170397
so did nothing ever come of it or were the school toilets a warzone afterwards
--- 19170437
>>19170397
the worst thing my school ever served was pink chicken and vegan burgers. i'm so sorry to hear that anon
--- 19170922
>>19162100 (OP)
You threw up from drinking half of a large McDonald's milkshake (~10 oz)? Do you weigh 80 lbs or something?
--- 19170983
>>19170922
I'll never understand how people have such weak stomachs they can't finish a shake or a burger and pretend something is wrong with the food instead of them. OP doesn't even say what was wrong with it.
--- 19170985
>>19170067
fuckin kek
--- 19171004
I got called to some work function in the capital once, and it was hosted in a hotel with lunch provided. The lunch was a mixed seafood pasta that had clearly been left out in the heat. The smell alone drove most people to find alternative lunches outside the building.
--- 19171035
>>19162100 (OP)
>go to the highest rated and most revered Mexican restaurant in my state that is full of Mexicans and Mexican restaurants
>Order a beef stew
>it's phenomenal, it's like a chili but with 4 gaunt hunks of beef
>eat the 1st 3 chunks no problem
>break a piece off from the 4th
>it's rancid
It was one of the best things I ever had and thinking about it still makes me gag.
--- 19171066
>>19162168
its good if the french make it, idk wtf mexicans are doing
--- 19171079
>>19171035
what happened after? did you get a refund or anything
--- 19171084
>>19163572
Looks like ham and cheese? You’re really this mentally ill? How sad. I hope your parents put you down soon.
--- 19171131
>>19163572
what's wrong with this? maybe the cheese could use some more browning on top, but it looks fine
--- 19171244
>>19162212
--- 19171254
>>19162469
>"ah man ah man ah what the fuck man"
--- 19171272
>>19167021
>Skyline Chili
I think it's gay but I'd hardly call it the worst thing I've ever had.
--- 19171289
>>19171244
You're welcome, anon
--- 19171314
>>19162212
Do you not understand about the GELATIN? You seem to think Jell-O is water plus "flavoring". Did you really think the flavoring had no connection to the THICKENING? Your post is so retarded I don't know how you've made it this far. At least you're self aware. Your final sentence was necessary.
--- 19171325
>>19162358
>>19162212

be me?

That's so unnecessary. Why do you need to point out that you're telling your own story? The first person perspective is already assumed, I assure you. Don't you people think for yourselves before copying nonsense from people dumber than yourselves?
--- 19171350
>>19171314
I didn't at the time because I was a dumbass sheltered teenager with zero life experience and no knowledge of the hard sciences. I did legit think it was just the flavor lmao. Beating a dead horse calling my retarded post retarded though, get creative faggot
--- 19171358
>>19162621
--- 19171371
>be me
>have severe autism and a bad personality 
>make this post railing against a meme
>>19171325
--- 19171377
>>19162621
Are you Reuben Pfeffer?
--- 19171394
>>19171377
Who the fuck is Reuben Pfeffer
--- 19171413
>>19164624
>power cuts midway because of a snow storm
--- 19171497
>>19171394
He really analyzes the man. Weatha repoht sed sunny skoys.
--- 19172071
>>19162212
Man I don't think you fully appreciate just how dumb this was
--- 19172160
>>19171272
Bro it tastes like someone started making curry and then like developed dementia during the spice adding process.
--- 19172195
>>19162100 (OP)
Not a food but a drink.
>Be me years ago
>Be in high school
>See commercial for mojitos
>They look really good
>Call up buddy, ask if he has rum
>Buddy says yes
>Go to store to get mint, limes, soda
>Live in tiny rural town, no fresh herbs, get mint extract instead
>Get limes, not sure what soda to get, don't know about club soda so just get sprite
>Go to buddy's house, find out his rum is Captain Morgan spiced rum
>Say fuck it and mix up a pitcher of these abominations
>Spiced rum, sprite, big chunks of lime and freezer burned ice cubes, all dyed green by the bottle of mint extract
>Tastes like cough syrup, hits like a truck
>It's awful but the drunker we get the less awful it is
>Finish the whole thing and get drastically sick
>Puking waterfalls of green minty slop in his yard in the snow

Years later I had a real mojito though. Bretty gud
--- 19172313
>>19162465
>>a little copper pot with brown sauce and flavorless meat that looks like the chef's diarrhea which it probably is since they're Indian
lol
--- 19172488
>>19162621
>15 minutes
More likely the fault of your lunch or breakfast. A reaction to something you ate 15 minutes ago is going to be vomiting.
--- 19172528
>>19172195
>freezer burned ice cubes
--- 19172572
>>19172528
wait I know this guy, that's kotoeko
--- 19172592
>>19169088
>>19170049
Agreed. I tried these breakfast sandwiches once, did them in the air fryer and not just the microwave. Nearly inedible. Extremely dry and difficult to chew or swallow,very rough texture, just a very odd taste to it. Lowest quality eggs and sausage you can get, I know it's frozen and it's always going to be mid at best, but even cheap Jimmy Dean's are better.
--- 19172606
>>19162126
I don't even know what half that stuff is

Like WTF is milk
--- 19172696
>>19162100 (OP)
Sbarro Pizza. I had some on a school trip to New York City. If you're wondering why anyone would eat fast food pizza when NYC is famous for great pizza, it's because this school trip was one of those awful deals organized by teachers who clearly did not remember being kids themselves and thought spending the whole day in a school with our NYC pen pals and barely seeing a single famous landmark would be a blast for 11 year olds. It was barely cooked dough with what seemed to be Spaghetti-o sauce. At 4am the next morning I got up and vomited. I have an unusually strong stomach, so I can count on one hand the number of times I've vomited since being a toddler.
--- 19172710
>>19162139
The purple ones are bomb
--- 19172805
>>19172488
nope
--- 19172979
>>19163572
...Yeah, cuban here, I've never fucking heard of this.
--- 19173060
>>19162621
>shits after 15min of eating
It wasn't the food you ate retard. If something you ate was bad you'll vomit first if it was a immediate reaction. It takes over an hour for food to go through or intestines at least.
--- 19173072
>>19172528
You've never had ice that's been in the freezer too long and imparts a funny flavor to whatever drink you put them in?
--- 19173094
>>19173072
That's taint or fouling. Freezer burn is a dehydration effect.
--- 19173128
>>19173094
I'm going to dehydrate my nuts into your milkshake.
--- 19173179
>>19162621
>find out it's one of those Indian restaurants with no utensils, you have to eat everything with your hands
never heard of this before, I'd never eat at a place like that either
--- 19173227
>>19162212
how old were you exactly when this happened? A second above 12 and I'm sure you have an extra chromosome
--- 19173242
>>19164162
Dad is that you?
--- 19173244
>>19171314
It was immediately clear by his post that he's retarded, meaning that his final sentence WASN'T necessary. You're more retarded than he is, and he froze plain water thinking it'd turn into Jell-O.
--- 19173252
>>19167333
God damn, Indians really are retarded. No wonder they lost.
--- 19173282
>>19170079
frfr bussin no cap
--- 19173289
>>19163855
Where the fuck do you live where a can of Spam is seven bucks? Christ.
--- 19173331
>>19162469
Had a similar experience but with a piece of ginger that I had in my pantry that was still wrapped in the produce baggie from the store. I unraveled it and popped it open and the absolute worst smell I’ve ever experienced flooded my nose. it was a thick, powdery whiff of death that burrowed into the depths of my sinuses, and I quickly realized it was likely hundreds of mold spores hitting my nostrils from the half-black liquified knob of ginger that looked like a gangrenous finger snapped off a corpse.
--- 19173341
>just moved into a new apartment with my gf
>no food in the fridge and most of our kitchen stuff is still in boxes
>throw Chinese takeout from last night into a pan 
>let's give it a little taste with some Sriracha cooking sauce stuff. I forget exactly what. 
>end up using too much because I'm retarded
>the finished product doesn't taste like anything but tongue searing heat
>can't even eat it because passing it through your lips sets them on fire
>we can't even eat it and it was the only thing we had in the fridge
>throw that shit in the trash
--- 19173343
>>19163613
>do the needful
--- 19173369
>>19164715
i hang out with some fine fellows that went to job corps. sounds like it fucking blows, but i hope youve made use out of whatever training you got there
--- 19173424
>>19163572
they forgot the pineapple
--- 19173437
>>19172195
>Puking waterfalls of green minty slop in his yard in the snow
Sounds kind of nice in a gross kind of way. Reminds me of when i mixed cheerwine and my roommate's peppermint scnapps because there was nothing else to drink. It was pretty good and tasted familiar but i couldn't put my finger on it. Had my girlfriend taste it and she immediately pointed out that it tasted like cherry cough syrup. Bretty good though.
--- 19173599
>>19163592
I do every summer.
--- 19173608
>>19166096
--- 19173917
>>19162169
Holy fuck that is GRIM
--- 19173925
>>19162212
Wait, I don't understand. Did you think that skipping adding a Jello packet into boiling water would still somehow give you jello?
--- 19173994
>>19162358
I did that shit too lol. Thought animals had to know what’s good. Wort thing I’ve ever had was sea urchin raw. Was like wet sea with the worst fish taste to it.
--- 19174032
>>19167055
Holy shit you're giving me Vietnam flashbacks to a dinner I had at a friend's house YEARS ago.
>at friend's house
>have been there countless times before and stayed for dinner
>typically have pretty decent meals or they took me out to a restaurant
>go over there for a sleepover on a Friday
>they say they're going to treat me to a special dinner that's a family secret recipe
>"ok cool I'm game, sounds great, thank you!"
>dinner time comes and I look at what has been put before us
>a large Pyrex container with a milky white, soupy concoction with random pieces of deli meats floating about it and others being semi-submerged as I could see on the sides of the container
>given a heaping ladle full of it, and it's as runny as it initially looked, as oils start to seep out of the cold cuts and onto the edges of my plate
>the stuff is lukewarm and it turns out that this white soupy stuff is essentially just mayonnaise. Tons and tons of mayonnaise. 
>I attempt to choke down this stuff and am in disbelief when I see all of them just housing it by the spoonful and going back for more like they're seagulls with an open bag of chips 
>finish what I could, thank the mom for dinner, and afterwards ask my friend if we could hike through the woods in his backyard
>get a head start and go deep enough in that I find a ditch and just make myself violently puke it all back up before it has any chance of having my life in its hands. 
>get back afterwards and gulp down pepto that I know was in my overnight bag
>eventually go to sleep feeling hungry but still on a hair trigger gag reflex that wouldn't subside until the next evening
My God, what a horrible dinner that was.
--- 19174052
>>19169185
She was just setting the mood of what you could look forward to later on.
--- 19174199
>meeting gf's family for the first time at their house
>gf's grandmother is there
>apparently it's a big honor for her to cook everyone dinner
>during conversation I found out she grew up during the Great Depression and was dirt poor until she married
>a few minutes later she brings out dinner and it's some Great Depression slop of various low quality meats and onions all jumbled together and boiled in plain water
>doesn't taste horrible at first but the texture is completely fucked and feels gross swallowing it
>the grandmother asks me how it is and literally everybody is staring at me
>hehe well, you know, uh, it's pretty good, you sure had to get creative during those days haha
>grandmother starts a 45 minute long rambling story about something, all the while everyone is devouring the slop and I filled myself with sides and rolls
--- 19174252
>>19162807
KEK what a dumbass
--- 19174293
>>19170067
>>19173252
LMFAO