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--- 19162194 |
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I 've been making pizza professionally for 8 years. Never really intended to be a chef but it just sorta happened after I bout a garden pizza oven. |
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--- 19162200 |
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Trash pizza doesnent even have stuffed crust |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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looks like shit |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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>>19162200 |
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>>19162201 |
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I'd eat it. |
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--- 19162263 |
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looks tasty, what oven did you buy? |
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--- 19162270 |
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OP pic just gave me a great idea. Poutinzza! Brown gravy instead of marinara, topped with cheese curds and fries. Available toppings include frog legs and snails. |
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>>19162201 |
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nah it looks like neapolitan pizza which is amazing. nice job OP |
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>>19162320 |
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even pizza hut is better than neapolitan |
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>>19162346 |
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tastelet |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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What oven did you make or buy? |
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What's your dough recipe? |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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great dough, crust looks perfect but either your oven is shit and doesn't get hot enough or the mozzarella was way too thick. it also looks really sloppy/lazy with the left and right sides being completely empty |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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LOL. Wtf is that? |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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>take bite |
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>mouthful of cheese, i can't taste anything except cheese |
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>take another bite |
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>wet bread with the idea of tomato sauce |
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>reach crust |
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>it's just bread, and it's tasteless, even for bread |
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--- 19163599 |
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>pro pizza chef for 8 years |
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>btfo by >>19163428 → |
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surely this is b8? |
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>>19162320 |
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No it looks like shit, i don't even know how this nigga made bufala mozzarella look like that, should be large circular-ish clumps and not a bunch of fucking obese noodles. |
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>>19163599 |
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OP is definitely not a pro otherwise he would have access to an oven that can melt cheese but at least he knows how to make dough unlike this anon>>19163428 → |
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--- 19163679 |
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he put string cheese on it |
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>>19163679 |
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he couldn't even bother to at least string it? |
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>>19162270 |
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Honestly not a bad idea....but leave the frog legs and snails off. Maybe frog legs could be a side like wings are in most places. |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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pizza looks great. Don't mind the mutt tastelets in this thread whose idea of a good pizza is a sugar infested tomato sauce on a sugary dough with fake mozzarella and 7 garbage toppings that ruin the core flavor of the pizza. |
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OP here. I went out with my BF so didnt have chance to look at replies until now. Wow so many uneducated people lol. |
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>>19162200 |
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>>19162201 |
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Land of the tasteless, home of the fat. |
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>>19162263 |
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I started out on an ooni but Ive used many ovens now. Currently on a twin stefano forni. I also became an ooni associate/advocate last year so I have half a dozen ooni Karu I teach classes with in winter. |
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>>19162270 |
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not for me sorry but have fun :) |
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>>19162320 |
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thankyou chef |
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>>19163345 |
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The thread pic is actually 4-5 years ago (was the only one I had to hand). That was made on a Gozny Master. Terrible terrible oven. I now use a stefano forni. Recipe is 72% hydration 300 W - 1/3 is poolish and is left in the fridge for 4 days. I usually double fold on the bench when balling with a 1 hr rest time between. |
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>>19163547 |
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Education time. Buffala is cut in circles, fior di latte (which this is) is cut in julienne di Napoli. These are the ways of Associazione Verace Pizza napoletana,AVPN and unesco. |
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>>19163622 |
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with neapolitan you aim to have as little blending of the cheese and the sauce. Its not that it isnt hot enough... its actually increadibly hot and fast so the cheese doesnt get chance to melt. 480c for 50-70 seconds. Also the crust is easy to make perfect but pros in busy pizzaria like myself dont have time to fuck about with being perfect. Pizza should be slapped topped and cooked in less than 2mins30 |
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>>19163924 |
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Its always like this. People dont respect the OG neapolitan style or realise it is protected by law. |
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--- 19164210 |
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Anyway Im got more pizza to show. |
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Dough for 48 hrs. Each one contains 15x bases. |
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--- 19164250 |
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4 days cold fermented |
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>>19164240 |
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It's all crust. Wtf. I would demand a refund. |
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>>19164272 |
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Its monatanaria..... You'd be laughed at. |
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>>19164281 |
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I don't care what it is, why would anyone want a pizza that's 70% crust? That's just dumb. |
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>>19164284 |
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Because dough is what actually makes good pizza. Its ok you stick to pizza bites in the microwave my friend. |
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>>19164297 |
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Of course dough is the base, but the base holds the sauce and the toppings. The dough is the delivery system for the sauce and the toppings. That's like making general tso chicken, but serving it as just two small pieces plus a full heaping pile of white rice. |
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Of course good fluffy white rice is essential to a good general tso, but it isn't the main thing. |
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The balance is off. It's not good, it's just pretentious. |
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>>19164302 |
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Have you even eaten montanarina? pizza fritta? scugnizzi? |
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These are foods made in naples years before the world ate pizza. Its history and they taste amazing. |
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Dont close doors you;ve never walked through. |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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ao a frocio |
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bella pizza, m'hai fatto venì fame |
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>>19164327 |
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I'd try anything, but that just looks pretentious. But if someone likes stuffing themselves with dough instead of eating vegetables/fruits/meat and using dought as a delivery for those nutritious foods, then so be it. Kinda dumb tho. |
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>>19164328 |
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Non sono un uomo. Questi idioti americani non lo sanno. |
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Grazie. Ti avrei ffed in qualsiasi momento! |
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>>19164335 |
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Its 95% Air. No sugar. Very little oil. Like eating a cloud. This is why Italy has lowest BMI in the west. |
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>>19164351 |
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>Its 95% Air |
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Fair enough, that makes a bit more sense. |
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>>19164201 |
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shut the fuck up retard, your cheese looks like shit |
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--- 19164401 |
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Fuck it. Nevermind. |
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Its clear this board is essentially a walmart carpark. Enjoy your bowel cancer guys. |
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>>19164250 |
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how long after first making the does it go into refrigeration? |
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>>19164401 |
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Get out of our parking lot you filthy whore |
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--- 19164428 |
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Never knew pizza jockeyes called themselves chefs |
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kek |
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you go to school? Put in years of training behind other "pizza chefs? |
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>>19164302 |
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>delivery system for the sauce and toppings |
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based philistine |
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you probably also think music is just the delivery system for the lyrics |
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>>19164429 |
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I usually don't like lyrics, they spoil the music because they are too shallow and cringe to match the music. Also it distracts me from work. A good portion of my music collection are soundtracks. |
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>>19164428 |
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I dont really see myself like normal chefs. True Pizzaiolo is respected in EU but as a chef/baker hybrid. |
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>you go to school? |
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Yes, I have a degree. |
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>Put in years of training behind other "pizza chefs? |
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I went to naples through a connection and work 70hrs a week for 2 years once I discovered I loved it. It carries weight so I put in the time. |
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I take home around 80k usd working 3-4 days a week in the restraunt. We sell about 300 pizzas a day. My turn over is about 1.4mil. Im happy with my life. |
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>>19164453 |
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>80k to sling pizza |
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Ma va' a murì ammazzat |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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my man, you have to perfect the cheesin', look at the OG margheritas the cheese doesn't look like in yours |
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do better |
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>t. I'd do worse |
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>>19164227 |
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You obviously do it by choice, but i think it´s just better to have the crust part narrower have more space on the pizza with actual pizza saice and toppings. |
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You won´t get your crust "bubbles " at the edge but that´s simply not the tasty part of a pizza for most people. |
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>>19164210 |
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that explains it. your fior di latte pieces are way too thick. it doesn't matter how "OG" you think it is. the cheese in the OP pic still looks like shit and won't be nearly as tasty as pic related when it's all melted and blends in with the tomatoes. then there's the lack of olive oil, the weak red tomatoes, completely burnt basil (only 3 pieces lol) how hard is it to pour some olive oil over the basil? |
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everything except for the dough just looks so sloppy, this is why you got so much shit for it. not because some amerilards got a heart attack because it was only 10% of the toppings they are used to |
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--- 19164596 |
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neo pizza has never been pizza |
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>>19164594 |
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nta, but why not stratight away put the basil on after baking? |
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>>19164210 |
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Gay hands made this slop. |
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>>19164597 |
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completely different texture (unpleasant) and flavor. |
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pouring olive oil over the basil prevents it from burning and the oil gets a basil flavor that you wouldn't get if you put the basil on after baking |
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>>19164606 |
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>(unpleasant) |
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not for me though |
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but taking notes about the olive oil trick |
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>>19164613 |
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burying the basil under the cheese is also an option but you still need olive oil. either way burnt basil is basically like burned garlic. don't do that |
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>>19164401 |
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You came in here like a blowhard douchebag trying to flex on everybody with your un-remarkable pizza, what the fuck did you expect? |
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>tripfag |
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>"Education time" |
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>I'm an Ooni partner |
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>Pros like me |
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>Chef |
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You instantly tipped your fedora, and outed yourself as an reddit-tier AACKCHYUALLY know-it-all wanna be. Only instead of knowing about something cool, you chose cheese-bread. |
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Yeah, the pizza looks great. Wow, ~70% hydro with a poolish and long ferment, never seen that before, yawn. You should chill out, because at the end of the day, you're a member of the servant class, and you make cheap street food. |
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And this is coming from someone who went to a real culinary school, cooked real food, was an actual Chef, and worked a lot more than 2 years at 70 hours a week. |
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But guess what? I don't go around namefagging and trying to shit on people. Change your energy and people might respond better. |
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>>19164351 |
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chiedo scudo, duda. |
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>idioti americani |
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il più cojone è quello che ha insultato i fritti |
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poracci non è colpa loro, vivono proprio una vita di M a mangiare solo M |
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ti dovrebbero fare santa a te e gli altri pizzettari che fanno ancora andare la pasta per 2 giorni, invece di farla fermentare in panza, siete rimasti in pochi purtroppo |
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visto che sei na pro a napoli, da michele la fanno ancora buona ? mi ricordo la facessero bella sottile come piace a me, ma era 10 anni fa, già dopo lo scandalo dell'olio di semi perchè 'più leggero' lol |
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vorrei tanto tornare a mangiarmi ragù fritti e pizza, salutameli da parte mia! |
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ricambio le tue foto pizza con una mia cacio e pepe |
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>>19165138 |
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mamma mia |
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>>19165157 |
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mama mia, papa pia, baby got the diahrreeeeaaaaa |
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>making pizza professionally |
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lol |
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>>19164596 |
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Yes, we all know that most people base pizzas around the New York convention. |
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>>19164613 |
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oil on the basil also crisps it nicely in the oven. |
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>I am le professional |
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This dude made better pizza than you on his first fucking try lmao >>19163428 → |
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>>19164669 |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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>>19164215 |
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Amazing crust |
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>>19164401 |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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>>19164233 |
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>>19164250 |
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>American Italians perfected pizza |
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Porca miseria. |
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I've been a pizza chef for 29 years and i have never made a pizza. |
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>>19165138 |
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>cacio just doused on top of a heap of bare spaghetti |
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>404 pepe not found |
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The cheese sauce does look very decent texture wise, I'll give you that |
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>>19165602 |
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it was made for 16 guys. the pasta was still hot, so if we mixed the whole bunch of it in the sauce cauldron, it would have fucked the sauce. |
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we poured the sauce over each individual pasta plate, and let it be the eater's job to mix it. |
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the spaghettis are ancient khorasan grain, very rough and they held onto the sauce like a jew holds onto a dollar. |
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we put minimal pepper in the sauce, as not everyone of the group liked it in the same quantity, and so each one of us peppered it to taste. |
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the pic was mostly made to show off the sauce, so im glad you saw that it was well made. fair criticism, it lacked context that i did not provide. |
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i got to eat the pasta directly from the sauce bowl, it was great. |
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Nice work man |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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I started to make pizza with a ooni oven, haven't looked back since. |
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>>19164210 |
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Don't waste your time posting more. You're not as good as you think you are. |
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>>19165138 |
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Terrible. |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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cool blog post faggot |
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>>19164240 |
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wa la, here is your crust with a tablespoon of sauce and a few leaves |
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that will be $25.99 not including tip |
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>>19164401 |
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Your mistake thinking Neapolitan pizza blog is worth showing anyone outside of txcraig1 on pizzamaking.com or Instagram. It's just not that interesting. Good effort and hard work, though. |
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>>19164201 |
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Why are you gay? |
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>>19165138 |
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>breakfast gravy on top of some spaghetti |
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This is what italians think is peak fine dining. |
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>>19164453 |
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I guess you're pretty good at what you do but these styles of pizza will only ever be a 6-7 out of 10 for me. I like pic related better. |
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Also I don't like namefags, so fuck you buddy! |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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How do you like this pizza, OP? |
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>>19167093 |
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Not as good as mine. |
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>>19164210 |
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Is your bf Mark Iacono from Lucali’s Pizza? Tell me the truth |
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>>19166826 |
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>txcraig1 |
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Best poster on the site, doughdoctor was good too when he was alive. |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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nice crust, but string cheese? |
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my man... |
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>>19163566 |
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ignorant |
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>>19164302 |
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your whole post is treating delicious dough and crust like shit and you dont even know it i bet |
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>>19164453 |
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doesnt matter how successful you are, flexing on 4chan immediately outs you as an insecure faggot. yada yada whatever the fuck, you're a little bitch who didnt get enough love as a kid, capiche? mama mia scuzi me faggot, fuck your pizza alla parental neglect. |
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>>19164401 |
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lol bro welcome to 4chinz |
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check my home kitchen pie! |
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>>19167833 |
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4chan isnt your any more |
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your board culture is shit and no one cares about your incompetence and rages when you see people who can do instead of bitching about what they cant do |
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go away already |
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--- 19167844 |
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neapolitan pizza is shit tier, I'd prefer a frozen pizza to that. |
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>>19167844 |
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yes |
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yes you would |
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Can I have one? |
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>>19167840 |
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Fuck you too, buddy. You're so pretentious and full of yourself you can't enjoy good things anymore for stupid reasons. |
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Enjoy being forever in the minority of cocksucking faggots who can't understand why the entire fucking planet loves pepperoni pizza while you strain yourself into hemmorrhoidal delusion fighting against the tide and trying to champion shit that just isn't that fucking good. |
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Also this is my fucking board queerbait and I'll fight you. |
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Italian Jerkoff pizza: |
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>soggy, "Airy" tomatoey bread with a hint of cheese and toppings |
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American Chad pizza: |
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>hearty, crunchy, crispy crust with zesty sauce, lots of cheese, and lots of salty, savory, sweet, spicy toppings |
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Who are you trying to fool here jerkoff? You have fucking nothing. Your game is weak as fuck. All you care about is tradition that hasn't been revised in how long? Nobody but you cares about that shit. Ya'll got caught slipping, and now pizza isn't yours anymore. What a sad story. For you. |
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>>19167904 |
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Yup deep down everyone knows this, yet the pretentious ass hats will never admit it. |
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>>19167875 |
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lol i just posted a pepperoni pizza |
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and im right |
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go hang out on parler or some shit |
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>>19167904 |
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>soggy |
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you guys just reveal how little you know about cooking, and about pizza, with every post |
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>>19167840 |
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you aren't fag ass op with his unique snowflake name fuck off |
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>>19167948 |
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>wah im scared of people using the identification system built into the fucking board wah wah wah cuz some people dont hate themselves and it makes me mad |
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Hey, chef (or anyone, for that matter): why did my dough did that? It feels like it's full of air and it's not very elastic. 60% hydration. Did I not kneaded it enough? |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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Sorry but this pizza looks like trash. Dave Portnoy would probably give it a 6.3 rating. |
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>>19167957 |
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scarborough place |
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parsley SAGE rosemary and thyme |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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>>19168894 |
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There's something funny about fancier pizzas looking like a child dumped a jar of sauce and cheese sticks on it |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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Dude, I literally make better pizza than you and I do it as an amateur. |
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>>19162263 |
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It's a VULCAN or NOTHING...Short of a wood fired deal. |
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That pie looks very edible, but NOT aesthetic. |
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Fair Job? |
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>>19162270 |
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Could work. |
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It IS a pie after all. |
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I'd try it ONCE. |
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good luck getting a good Cost/Value ratio tho-- |
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>>19163547 |
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Looks like 1/4" batons of Mozz. |
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Can't disagree, but would eat--wouldn't RAPE. |
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>>19164210 |
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AHHAAA!! |
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yep 1/4 batons of Mozz/other cheeese. |
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There's where you went awry. |
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>>19164245 |
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>Each one contains 15x bases. |
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EXPLAIN in LAY terms. |
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>>19164302 |
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>The balance is off. It's not good, it's just pretentious. |
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THIS. |
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The "Cook" may have some chops with materials awareness, but like ANY trade, was trained POORLY, by a "Fake it Til you MAKE it" hack. |
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Definitely NOT and amateur, but NOT a master either. |
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>All the tools are there and in place--just needs a true synergy |
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Anon... |
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>>19164453 |
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>I take home around 80k usd working 3-4 days a week in the restraunt. |
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KEK!! |
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Lies. |
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>>19164596 |
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BAIT. |
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Neopolitan pie is the ONLY pie worth mentioning--Then the Amerilards perfected it. |
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WHY are you GAY and RETARDED?? |
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>>19165660 |
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>so if we mixed the whole bunch of it in the sauce cauldron |
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Steam jacketed kettle?? |
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What do you fucking MEAN, Anon.? |
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>>19165756 |
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THAT looks GREAT. |
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>>19167836 |
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Based, and MO' Betta' than 90% of the Garbage that skirts tentatively across this board. |
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>>19164437 |
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agreed |
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give this a listen. single 45 minute jam session, and a personal favorite |
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maybe not your style, but at least give it a chance |
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>>19169535 |
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Bizzare... |
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I saw these guys LIVE on their "Too Dark Park" tour. |
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You KNOW they are vegan, right? |
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>Cleanse, fold, And manipulate. |
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>>19164250 |
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A piece of beauty to behold. There's maybe a couple places in my city that can offer a similar product. Keep it up, chef! How hard was it become a brand ambassador? How often are there tastelets guests at your place? Do you do anything with your local seasonals within the Napolitana rules? Damn, is it even allowed? |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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every pizza post on chan brings the most opinions, retards, and haters |
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shitposting is expected, but don’t let it bother you and don’t stop posting because of the negativity |
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many do enjoy and appreciate the sharing of info and pics to help making a better pie |
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I would eat and enjoy every pie in this post |
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>>19165138 |
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I'd rather be hungry than eat something that looks like this from a plastic plate. everything about this is cringe. the green grandma tablecloth, the fork, the plate, the lack of pecorino on top, the pepe-free cacio e pepe. if you don't want your cook to crush, roast the pepper and incorporate it into the sauce why the fuck do you order cacio e pepe? |
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it's one of the easiest recipes |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E8AD5gJUgc [Embed] |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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This is a chef |
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Your are nowhere near a chef |
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kek |
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Pizza maker, my kids make homemade pizza on weekends |
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>>19169616 |
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LOLOLOLLLL--Cough---LOLOOLOOKLOollool!! |
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This is iz FAX!! |
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>>19169606 |
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This Jewish FAGGOT exemplifies just how retarded modern ""Michelin Starred"" cuisine really is. |
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>soyFaggot with Sleeve tats |
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Not even ONCE. |
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Niggers in here never eat a Neapolitanian 'Za. If done right the crust is cloud like, soft almost like pudding. Tomato sauce is made with real tomatoes, heated, olive oil, herbs, sea salt and a bit of sugar. The flavours just pop on your mouth. I like it with salsiccia, which is a real sausage unlike pepperoni which is made from old cola bottles. |
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I hate Italien niggers praising there food as much as the next guy but a Neapolitanian pizza is probably one of the best things you can get. |
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>>19169689 |
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>The flavours just pop on your mouth. |
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GAYYYY as FUCK. |
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...And english. |
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But I've NO problem with whites in the latter. |
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>>19169695 |
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Kek, sorry didn't proof read but sounds pretty funny. |
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>>19169653 |
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who gives a fuck how he looks. he makes perfect cacio e pepe |
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>>19169698 |
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>he makes perfect cacio e pepe |
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>CHEESE AND BLACK PEPPER |
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Your bar is WAY TOO LOW, anon. |
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>>19164250 |
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How much dough per portion? |
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And are the risen dough portions easily separated from one another/the crate? |
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I have a small, deep tray I use for pizzadough, and if I have more than 3 portions rising in there, they will eventually touch the sides of the tray and eachother, and almost fuse. Separating always ends up in partially deflated dough and an irregular shape. |
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>>19169704 |
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It's FINE anon... |
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It's JUST FOOD. |
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T. high end "Cook" |
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>>19169698 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s70bY9--dRk [Embed] |
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same thing |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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Mi sembra o cotta poco o scarica di zuccheri, quanto ha maturato? |
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>>19164245 |
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Holy fuck, how many retarded rubes go through your town or is this like a cruise ship where there is literally no option for them? |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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Damn OP your pizzas look fucking delicious. Where is your restaurant, I'd love to visit |
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>>19169587 |
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It has pancetta, basil, garlic, olive oil and egg. Why does this make you seethe? |
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>>19170564 |
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I also forgot to mention i used fresh mozzarella. Ill make all kinds of pie |
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>>19169528 |
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thank you! |
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nice taters, precious! |
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>>19170571 |
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looks great |
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do you think a few more seconds for crust color would wreck the cheese? |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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shit looks like a ransom letter |
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>>19170659 |
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son, just because the cheese looks like kids blocks does not mean you can ignore that utter fantastic crust (which could maybe use a tad more color) |
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>>19162320 |
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dough looks good but the cheese/spinach looks all kinds of fucked up |
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>>19164669 |
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damn, OP utterly eviscerated |
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>>19164201 |
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I've made neapolitan pizza professionally, and if I had tried to put out a pizza looking like that I'd get screamed at. Distribute it better retard. Yes, fior is cut in strips; no, that doesn't mean you fucking leave it in giant chunks in the middle third of the pie you pretentious dipshit. In fact, you fucking tear the strips into chunks to get proper distribution. |
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It looks good but you're kind of a dickhead about it. That's to be expected of Italians though so I won't fault you too much for that. |
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>>19170652 |
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Nah, should be fine. |
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>>19164215 |
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YUM |
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>>19171175 |
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>>19171161 |
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>>19171144 |
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lol standard 4chan backlash fucking LOL you guys are such fucking babies |
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he's not an incompetent neckbeard GET HIM |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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Crust looks amazing, sauce looks watery, mugarell looks like shit |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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holy jesus i want to rip those large crusty bubbles and huff the baked bready aromas |
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Question : how do you reheat pizza in microwave properly |
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tried to reheat some of my leftovers but the crust doesn't get soft |
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>>19171634 |
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ya gotta reheat it in the oven |
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>>19171634 |
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good crust will reheat well because of its moisture content |
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if it aint great crust, put a cup with a bit of water in the microwave - it will absorb some steam and get soft for a little bit |
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>>19164240 |
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Both losers taking pictures of food at the same time |
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>>19171787 |
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i suppose but fuck that pie loooks fucking gret like some kind of succulent flatbread poofy exravaganza |
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must say, im a happier man having seen this |
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life is complex like that |
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>>19163616 |
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Looks like they cut up a cheese string. |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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Italian here, Napoli style pizza is the worst pizza in Italy. Everyone beside napoletani realize this. |
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>>19164240 |
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>>19164272 |
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why you no eata my pizza |
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you want toppings? in my pizzeria? gettaadda here |
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>>19172047 |
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Basatissimo, faccio una pizza al forno a legna che apre il culo ad ogni napoletano mai esistito sulla faccia della terra (e sicuramente apre il culo anche a quel principiante di OP) |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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OP I believe in you, with the brutal negative feedback this thread gave you you can improve x5 now. Go get 'em champ! |
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>>19172047 |
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spottati i ritardati polentoni |
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>>19169689 |
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yeah it's sad to see all the uncultured retards unironically thinking their greasy slop even resembles real pizza |
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>>19172102 |
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how saporito is OP's culo?? |
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>>19172111 |
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Sono Calabrese |
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>>19164250 |
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>4 days cold fermented |
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What temp? |
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>>19172111 |
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Abruzzese, coglione. |
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>>19172123 |
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I was literally insulting OP because of his incompetence, you dumb nigger. |
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>>19164240 |
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Is this Neapolitan Chicago style? |
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>>19172205 |
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Anche peggio. |
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>>19172446 |
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Tua mamma è peggio |
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>>19164227 |
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these two actually look top tier. should have posted that instead of the OP |
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>>19164215 |
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this would be perfect as well if the cheese was a little thinner |
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Wops really do cook like they're medieval serfs and call it flex. |
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all this talk and no recipes |
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someone post something that I can make and get rich off of by selling for $30 a pie in toronto |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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Does 00 flour make a difference? |
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>>19174117 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKppwbiqNK4 [Embed] |
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>>19174160 |
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definitely but high protein % is even more important. don't go too crazy on your first attempts with expensive flour. it only makes sense once you know what you're doing |
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>>19174172 |
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I use bread flour and about 5% whole wheat. I'd say I'm at the "I know what I'm doing" stage so I was wonder if that would make a difference in a home environment. I'll give it a shot. |
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I assume you use semolina flour for working with the dough? |
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>>19162194 (OP) |
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I would send this back. holy shit |
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