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| --- 19162976 | |
| You know what, I appreciate the creativity | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| >bomb pizza | |
| >it never explodes | |
| --- 19162985 | |
| your loaded diaper sir, that'll be $44.99 not including tax, plus tip | |
| --- 19162989 | |
| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| Need more orb foods. | |
| --- 19162993 | |
| I think I'd just rather eat a normal fucking pizza. | |
| --- 19162996 | |
| what kind of fucked up soufflé calzone shit is this? cutting pizza with scissors? i dont trust that pie. | |
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| >>19162982 | |
| >the bomb pizza...didnt explode? | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| that looks genuinely awful. well done, you've taken away all the good bits of a pizza. | |
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| >>19163002 | |
| The toppings are the best part of the pizza | |
| --- 19163019 | |
| >>19163010 | |
| the cheese being exposed to the heat so it can get crispy in places is important to me. i don't want some weird melted but uncolored pizza topping like it's been microwaved. | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| what was the point of setting it on fire? it didn't do anything, also are you expected to eat that stupid dome? | |
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| >>19162982 | |
| it waits until the morning. | |
| --- 19163186 | |
| might actually be one of the shitest pizzas ive seen in a while | |
| is the fire supposed to cook it, because if it is, it didnt work | |
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| >>19162989 | |
| ITS COOL BECAUSE YOU CAN EAT THE FIRE BUT THE ICE CREAM WOULD COOL YOUR TONGUE BACK DOWN. | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| This is actually worse than first time pizzas that get posted here. | |
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| >>19162989 | |
| I GOTCHU | |
| --- 19163254 | |
| Nasty ass grey crust. Are you kidding me with these salt-bae-esque theatrics? That pizza looks like ass and defeats the purpose of a pizza as being an everyman's food. If you're going to be pretentious at least make it worth my while. | |
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| >>19163220 | |
| RoundMeal doesn't make a pizza version fuck wad. You'd know that if you ever got a visit from Dave | |
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| >>19163360 | |
| FUCK YOU--- I'M EATING... | |
| --- 19163389 | |
| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| Watching these sorts of pretentious hipster foodie creations is always infuriating. It looks far worse than just making something normal and no doubt cost far more than its worth. | |
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| >>19163365 | |
| >TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL | |
| >TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL | |
| >TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL | |
| >TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL | |
| >TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| I don't understand the point. The crust seems weak and not seasoned and the cheese looks like garbage. What does the dome and fire do? | |
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| >>19162989 | |
| >Approved | |
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| >>19162989 | |
| Yo that's fire fr fr | |
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| >>19162989 | |
| >dumb waiter trips or somehow spills flaming alcohol on customer | |
| This is a bodily injury lawsuit waiting to happen. | |
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| >>19163392 | |
| BASTE | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| One of the gayest things I've ever seen. Some stupid decomposing corpse colored dough puffed up so they can light it on fire for 2 seconds for zero reason other than "ooooh fire". Then they cut it open to reveal raisins and yogurt on top of more floppy zombie dough. | |
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| >>19163503 | |
| Breddy much this. | |
| Still--PIDZER... | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| yeah, that'll be $100.00, sir | |
| take note of how there are just holes in that shit-hole | |
| --- 19163678 | |
| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| Setting it on fire for five seconds does nothing | |
| --- 19163698 | |
| reposting tiktoks should be an instant ban | |
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| >>19162989 | |
| >end result comes in pic related bottle | |
| Weak. | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| Why is it greyish blue? Is it made of blue corn? | |
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| >>19163702 | |
| Once as a kid I squeezed a whole bottle of this in a bowl, stuck it in the freezer and ate it with a spoon | |
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| >>19163805 | |
| Tell me more. | |
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| >>19162989 | |
| In australia we have fried ice cream in chinese restaurants (basically you roll a ball of ice cream in breadcrumbs, then dip it in egg white then go back to the breadcrumbs, all the time using hands to keep the ball shape and make the breadcrumbs tight on the ball. then freeze the ball then fry in 200c oil. Which usually means a jet wok with oil in it instead of an actual deep fryer which won't be as hot when cooking normal foods like chips/nuggies etc. It gets coated in neon coloured super bright strawberry sauce. | |
| That's orb shaped. | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| That looks so disappointing. | |
| --- 19163856 | |
| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| That looks horribly undercooked and the flambe does nothing. Might as well just stick a lit fuse or a sparkler into cheese fondue. | |
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| >>19163832 | |
| They do this in Mexican restaurants in the US. Weird that it's Chinese in upside down land | |
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| >>19163832 | |
| I had some fried ice cream from a mexican restaurant back in the 90s. I remember it being a really tasty twist on ice cream. | |
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| >>19163832 | |
| kys bogan, no one gives a fuck about your shithole country | |
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| >>19163942 | |
| If it wasn't for the people, the government and the flora/fauna it would be a lovely place. | |
| --- 19164056 | |
| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| This is a pizza for the women that enjoy pimple popper vids. | |
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| >>19164056 | |
| I have a cyst on my back the size of a baseball need to find QT popper girlfren | |
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| >>19162985 | |
| It's 21900 won, so a bit under $17. Which is quite pricy for Korea, actually. | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| the only thing bomb about this is how I wanna see this restaurant get nuked, literally. | |
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| >>19163220 | |
| >>19163365 | |
| kek | |
| --- 19164126 | |
| Wtf. That shit is already melted. The fire is unnecessary, the top goes to waste, and the base looks like shit. God damn I fucking hate zoomers and toktok. | |
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| >>19163493 | |
| Baste with what? | |
| --- 19164442 | |
| >>19162989 | |
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| >>19162989 | |
| >pouring lit alcohol | |
| I shiggy diggy | |
| --- 19164524 | |
| >>19164434 | |
| Alcohol, apparently. | |
| Did you really not get the pun? Or are you just continuing the ruse? | |
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| >>19162996 | |
| Wow this guy calls pizza pie you are so cool | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| imagine being asked to pay money for that shit | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| I can tell that this is an asian country by how terrible that looks. Why is their pizza so shit? I don't expect it to be as good as european pizza but I do think it is kind of strange how terrible it looks. You'd think that maybe the people running the restaurant would at least look up what pizza should look like, but this is so far off, one could only imagine that they only read a general description of pizza and still fucked it up. The dough has the same colour as a corpse left out in the dessert for 5 days. The cheese looks awful. It looks like a bread bowl with melted processed cheese with raisins(?) added. The worst part is that someone found this appealing enough to not only film, but also upload online, so you can only imagine that this is a cut above the rest. | |
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| >>19164524 | |
| It's a take on the classic "based on what" | |
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| >>19164652 | |
| It is the worst asian country: Korea. | |
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| >>19163389 | |
| Isn't this what we all think when we look at the united states? | |
| You have no culture and therefore you cope by doing shit like this, by WE WUZZING everything you copied/imported and mutting it into abominations like the video in the op to make up for the total lack of culture and traditional everything in your country. | |
| I pity you. You deserve nothing but a carpet bombing from coast to coast. | |
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| >>19164094 | |
| >gooks trying to replicate american pizza perfection | |
| well, that explains it, east asians simply cannot make good pizza | |
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| >>19164670 | |
| >american pizza perfection | |
| What do you mean? Pizza is Italian. | |
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| >>19164094 | |
| Pizza are expensive in Japan, I wouldn't be surprised if the same can be said about SKorea | |
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| >>19163360 | |
| Who the fuck is Dave? Is he related to Davis? | |
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| >>19164680 | |
| lol, no. The prototype of pizza is Italian. True pizza was created and perfected by Italian-Americans in the US. | |
| --- 19164776 | |
| Why is this stupid meme pizza from over half a decade ago all over social media again? | |
| --- 19164873 | |
| >>19163405 | |
| Somebody actually spend a lot of time detailing that little Nurglings infected anus. | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| >*sets fire to your food in front of you* | |
| That will be $89.99 + tip sir | |
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| >>19163399 | |
| It's proper sous-vide ingenuity. | |
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| >>19163715 | |
| It's buckwheat. | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| would immediately bite into and go hah ahfu ahduf aufgh afu fuffu for a minute after burning my entire mouth | |
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| >>19164710 | |
| You've been saying this for the past 20 years. | |
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| >>19164943 | |
| It's been true for 120. | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| Pizza?? There's that one webm of this that is often posted in the webm thread and I always thought this was a dessert of some sort. | |
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| >>19163039 | |
| Indeed. Light the dome on fire, but you don't eat the dome | |
| --- 19165456 | |
| >>19163039 | |
| >what was the point of setting it on fire? | |
| instagram show | |
| --- 19165480 | |
| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| >sets flammable liquid ablaze | |
| >fans it in direction of the customer | |
| You know what, I appreciate the stupidity | |
| --- 19165762 | |
| >>19165352 | |
| >Light the dome on fire | |
| why? | |
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| >>19165762 | |
| For the sake of presentation | |
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| >>19163039 | |
| its to impressed stupid chinks that have money to throw around | |
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| >>19163702 | |
| I was a slut for these when i was a kid | |
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| >>19164873 | |
| Im glad Im not the only one who noticed | |
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| >>19162989 | |
| >Need more orb foods | |
| most fruit | |
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| >>19164652 | |
| >>19164659 | |
| East asians also cant do bread, so Im not suprised their pizzas suck. Imagine of you had no reference point for fucking bread, no white, no black, no any kind of good bread. | |
| Now you try making whats basically thin bread with toppings. | |
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| >>19164664 | |
| America is where food goes to be perfected. Stay salty eurofag. | |
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| >>19164126 | |
| The restaurant is likely owned by a boomer, managed by a Gen Xer, and the head chef is likely a millennial. | |
| How is it a zoomers fault the 3 generations before them are putting on a spectacle specifically meant to have threads created to talk about it online? | |
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| >>19164442 | |
| ok that was pretty cool | |
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| >>19162989 | |
| >Bic Lighter | |
| No | |
| If I wanted to taste ink I'd go to ITaly | |
| --- 19168713 | |
| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| --- 19168725 | |
| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| >tons of wasted bread | |
| >cheese is steamed so it can't possibly brown | |
| >crust is teamed so it's soggy | |
| I hate this. | |
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| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| that's the most disappointing thing i've seen in a while | |
| --- 19168817 | |
| >>19162976 (OP) | |
| Wow, twice as unappetizing for twice the effort | |