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What do you think is the most divisive fruit common in the western world?
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the banana
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pear
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durian
give it 20 years and you'll know im
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>>19163197 (OP)
Tomato
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>>19163201
This.
People either hate them or love them.
>>19163203
You are not very smart.
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>>19163208
elaborate then cunt
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Avocado
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>>19163216
>implying durian is "common in the western world"
So again, I say: you are not very smart.
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>>19163301
yes it is you braindead retard
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>>19163342
No need to go castin' aspersions now...
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>>19163348
bananas are a fruit with appeal. your thoughts?
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>>19163363
bananas are a berry 5head
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>>19163342
No it’s not dumdum
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>>19163366
why do they grow on trees if they're berries
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>>19163398
>longberry
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>>19163286
for me it is
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>>19163398
its not a tree its a herb
is rosemary stems a tree you 5+1 head
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>>19163429
>5+1 head
what did he mean by this?
also grapefruit. i fucking hate it. and papaya. fuck papaya
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>>19163429
all this division... damn that fruit, damn that banana to hell!
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>>19163447
but the banana is the atheist's worst nightmare.
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>>19163449
If God designed bananas to be held by a man's hand why did he give the same design to an erect penis?
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>>19163451
>his dick has a rubbering outer skin for grip
you're supposed to cut that bit off
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>>19163446
its like a forehead but plus 2
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>>19163456
>behold my infallible creation
>also your foreskin is sinful
colossians 2:11, nigger
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>>19163483
can you eat a banana without peeling it first?
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>>19163495
galatians 5:2
galatians 6:13
titus 1:10
colossians 3:11
cope harder, cutcuck.
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>>19163198
>>19163363
>>19163447
>>19163451
Ripe bananas are disgusting. I'll eat them when they're still green though.
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>>19163511
>thinks people read the bible
oi gevalt how could they persecute me thusly?
just face it you're one banana short of a bunch
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>>19163524
i am quoting bible verses because i fucking hate anyone who uses the bible to justify circumcision. it has NO justification unless you have phimosis or you live in a third world country where clean water is hard to come by
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>>19163523
wrong
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divisive?
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>ctrl+F
>persimmon
>0 results
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>>19164637
Persimmons are fucking delicious
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>>19164639
Only if you like biting into partially saponified detergent.
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>>19163201
agreed!
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>>19163197 (OP)
the apple, more specifically
>red or green?
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>>19163342
Unless you can walk into Carrefour, COOP, Migros, Walmart, Tesco, Woolies or Four Square and buy one then it ain't and nothing you've got to say to the contrary will change that simple fact, ma'am.
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>>19163398
Mulberries grow on trees.
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>>19163197 (OP)
>most divisive fruit
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>>19163511
>>19163548
I held off on saying trannies because this is not /pol/. But since the christcucks have started in I can point out how divisive they are just by their behavior. They win the award.
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>>19164741
it's like they are the bananas of people
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>>19164741
i am a radical atheist i only quote bible verses to make christcucks seethe with their inane contradictions
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>>19163446
Are papayas really that common? I mean, you can buy them pretty much anywhere - right next to the star fruit and kiwano - but it's not like many people do. They also usually suck if you don't live in an area that grows them, which is why most people think they're bad (same thing with people who think they don't like avocado).
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>>19163511
Ezekiel 23:20.
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>>19165378
i don't get it
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>>19163197 (OP)
>ctrl+f Pineapple
>phrase not found
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>>19165274
Uh, based?
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MELON
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>>19163197 (OP)
All these answers going straight for love it or hate it, but that only divides people into 2 categories.
I'm gonna say apples. There are thousands of different types of apples, everyone you meet likely prefers a different kind.
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raisins
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>>19165528
It's only an issue with pizza. People don't care about pineapple in other applications.
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>>19165274
Then quote the jesus cursing the fig tree lines. Come on Jesus, I know it is a metaphor for the failures of the priesthood that lead to the destruction of the temple, but for people who don't get the metaphor you are doing serious damage to the livelihood of the fig growers of the area.
This message sponsored by the Middle Eastern Fig Growers Association.
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>>19165528
The pineapple has always been a friend of mine.
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>>19165528
i like pineapple but i don't like how it makes my lips burn
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>>19165876
The mother in law shouts at me when I put it in fruit salad. At Christmas she ranted for fifteen minutes about how it ruind all the other fruits and I'm a dumb asshole and it's obvious my son inherited my stupidity (he's nearly four and still non-verbal).
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>>19165744
>MELON
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>>19166471
ngl, if that was my own mother or MiL, I'd first have a talking to with my wife and secondly make sure the M/MiL knows that she won't be seeing my kids again (or as often, if wife objects).
My own mum died before my son came along (he's 5 and a half now), but she'd definitely get a talking to if she pulled that shit.
Also, is your son okay? I'm sure you or your wife have had him tested for hearing difficulties or spectrum disorders etc, right? He's clearly got some sort of special needs and it's fucked up that his grandmother would mock him for it. Fuck that bitch.
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>>19166471
are you ignoring the kid or are you actually interacting with him/speaking with(or around) him often?
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>>19166471
how old is this banana eating bitch that she doesn't know what autism is?
the kid's got a flippin' super power and she's kvetching about it? hope she slips on a peel
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>>19163197 (OP)
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How in fuck is everyone erguing about bananas and Jesus in a fruit hate thread? Clearly the answer is kiwis. The colour and texture of boogers, wrapped in a pubic-stubble skin. And they taste like shit too
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>>19166812
how do you know what texture a kiwi-sized booger would have
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>>19163203
did this anon see candlejack or
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Its Pears. You can ruin a batch of cider by throwing a single one of those fcks into the press.
>>19166812
Kiwis would be fine if they werent such ass to eat. 90% of the time they are either too mushy or too hard to eat comfortably with a spoon.
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>>19165804
GRANNY SMITH
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>>19165866
oo yeah rasins. it's not just dried fruit, it's rasins. everyone likes dried cranberries, blueberries and cherries, but people either like or fucking hate rasins
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>>19166821
Candlejack candlejack candlejack candlejack candlejack candlejack ca
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gooseberries. they taste like slightly sweeter cherry tomatoes to me, but you pretend they're berries that actually taste good.
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>>19167424
those are cape gooseberries lil pissbaby
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>>19167443
call me more bad things please
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>>19167443
The cape would like getting goosed.