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| --- 19164220 | |
| Why do some people fold Pizza? It makes no sense. Why would you want LESS pizza by making it smaller? | |
| --- 19164231 | |
| The friction from folding cooks the pizza | |
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| >>19164231 | |
| The friction from pizza folds my cock. | |
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| >>19164220 (OP) | |
| Its the same amount, idiot. | |
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| >>19164365 | |
| Which of these is larger, retard? | |
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| >>19164369 | |
| Fine. You win. | |
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| >>19164369 | |
| Folding does not affect mass. It's the same amount of food. | |
| --- 19165526 | |
| helps me stay thin by eating less | |
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| >>19164220 (OP) | |
| You make it smaller with every bite. | |
| Why would you do that? You're only cheating yourself. | |
| --- 19165534 | |
| Why do people not put ketchup on their pizza? It's like getting free sauce. | |
| --- 19165537 | |
| >>19164220 (OP) | |
| pizza shouldnt be floppy enough to fold, that means its uncooked | |
| --- 19165564 | |
| >>19164220 (OP) | |
| It makes it thicker and meatier. I always preferred calzones and strombolis for this reason, I like a big thick juicy bite. So when someone gets a pizza, I fold it for the pseudo-calzone. Eating pizza the regular way is underwhelming. | |
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| >>19165564 | |
| >So when someone gets a pizza, I fold it for the pseudo-calzone | |
| Do you only eat pizza when you steal it from someone else? | |
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| >>19164220 (OP) | |
| easier to eat when your walking down the street | |
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| >>19164369 | |
| WTF is that shit? | |
| --- 19165621 | |
| >>19165594 | |
| I never order it for myself, if I'm ordering I get myself a calzone. I also won't request a calzone if someone else is ordering pizza because I don't want to be a special snowflake faggot. | |
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| >>19164220 (OP) | |
| >order large pizza | |
| >fold it | |
| >go to counter and demand a refund because it isn't large | |
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| >>19164220 (OP) | |
| I want the folded pizza to fit into my mouth and eat it whole, what's so hard to understand? | |
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| >>19164220 (OP) | |
| 'za folders belong in camps | |
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| >>19165455 | |
| Depends on the number of folds but 1 fold is 50%less and so on | |
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| >>19165613 | |
| >I HECKIN LOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE BIG CITY | |
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| >>19164220 (OP) | |
| Folding tricks you into thinking you're eating less so you can quickly shove more greasy pizza down your throat | |
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| >>19164220 (OP) | |
| it makes sense when you're eating a fuckhuge slice like you get at costco | |
| people do this with normal size slices though and it makes no sense | |
| --- 19166683 | |
| NY style pizza is often (but not always) floppy. By folding it you prevent it from flopping away from your mouth. | |
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| >>19164365 | |
| >Squeeze muffin into one small disc | |
| >No amount of muffin is lost | |
| >Muffin can now be eaten in two bites | |
| >Also now it sucks | |
| --- 19166691 | |
| Air is an ingredient in cooking | |
| You can drink 4 raw egg whites in seconds, it would take you a while to eat meringue made from 4 egg whites | |
| Unfolded pizza has more surface than folded pizza meaning it has more air | |
| This means the pizza is bigger and if we could get that air cold Enough to weight it it would show that unfolded pizza is also heavier | |
| By folding the pizza you cut the amount of air in it in half each time you fold it | |
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| >>19165613 | |
| LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE LOUIIIIEEEE | |
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| >>19165537 | |
| You can fold steel. Is steel too floppy? | |
| --- 19167606 | |
| fuck you mothafucka i'm from new york fuckin city we fold ouah fuckin pizza because it's what we go gabeesh? what? yous don't fold ya fuckin pizza? what ah ya a buncha fuckin faggots? | |
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| >>19164220 (OP) | |
| Genius food hack. By folding the pizza you eat less while getting the same amount of pizza. | |
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| >>19164231 | |
| I see. I shall order a pizza and try this. I'll report back later. | |