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| --- 19164338 | |
| My mom wants to eat at Outback tonight for her birthday. What are the most refined culinary offerings on their menu to suggest her, in /ck/'s opinion? Perhaps a 'Rita? Maybe even some chicken ribs? I love authentic Australian cuisine. | |
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| Kangaroo-kabobs, kangaroo creole, kangaroo gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple kangaroo, lemon kangaroo, coconut kangaroo, pepper kangaroo, kangaroo soup, kangaroo stew, kangaroo salad, kangaroo and potatoes, kangaroo burger, kangaroo sandwich. That, that’s about it. | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| Mac a roo and cheese | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| >to suggest her | |
| Let her get whatever the fuck she wants, god damn anon. | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| Instead of being a faggy little upper lower class snob looking for updoots you could just be thankful you get to spend some time with your mom. Order a steak and eat it you stupid bitch. | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| >Outback | |
| >refined culinary offerings | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| Iv never seen chicken ribs on any menu here | |
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| >>19164361 | |
| >>19164363 | |
| >>19164370 | |
| >2016 + 7(!) | |
| >getting baited at all, let alone this easily | |
| Ngmi. Not even a chance. | |
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| For me, its the alice springs chicken. | |
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| >>19164354 | |
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| >>19164361 | |
| Well she's blind, you see | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| What the fuck is a chicken rib (is that like a wing?) | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| I don't think ausfailians can afford to eat any of that food | |
| --- 19165459 | |
| I keep coughing up thick dark phlegm, but only small amounts and only in the morning. Should I stop smoking weed? | |
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| >>19165459 | |
| Felch spunk until you gag and then cram it | |
| --- 19165464 | |
| Do they still have that ginormous deep fried onion that they serve with spicy ranch dressing? | |
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| >>19164354 | |
| Total Kangaroo Death | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| Bloomin onion. | |
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| >>19165386 | |
| eating five chicken thighs in a row isn't normal | |
| but at outback it is | |
| for the "chicken ribs" it's 5 chicken thighs cut in half so they resemble ribs. if you get the steak and ribs it's 4 "ribs" so 2 chicken thighs cut in half | |
| >>19165464 | |
| >>19165614 | |
| they'll always have the bloomin onion so they can charge $10 for an onion | |
| bloom sauce is creamy horseradish | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| Is this how seppos feel when they see mcdonalds menus from other countries? | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| I did not know chicken ribs were an Australian thing. You mostly get them from pizza places (I think even dominos or the Hut) & Asian places so it hardly screams true blue. But it is a decent cut for how cheap it is. | |
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| >>19165614 | |
| grizzlebees is better for that | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| >My mom wants to eat at Outback tonight for her birthday. | |
| I'm sorry for your pain OP, maybe she will get better soon. | |
| --- 19166487 | |
| Blooming fried anything is good | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| just take her to fuddruckers or ground round considering her tastes are from 1995 | |
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| >>19166329 | |
| only place I've ever seen chicken ribs is Nando's | |
| --- 19168518 | |
| >be me, Aussie | |
| >visiting the States | |
| >no 'roo meat at the restaurants | |
| >no VB at the bottle shops (yanks call them "Licker Stores") | |
| >fookin dismal | |
| >yank bloke I work with tells me about Outback Steakhouse | |
| >finally, an establishment suitable for me | |
| >don my finest bush hat, bust out my dress machete reserved for formal occasions, and set off in search of this legendary establishment | |
| >finally find it, no sidewalks so had to cut a path through the woods and leg it across the highway median | |
| >kick through the double doors and greet the sheilas at the hostess stand with a traditional Aussie "OI CUNTS" | |
| >immediately banned from Outback Steakhouse | |
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| >>19168518 | |
| That's how I got banned from Friday's, except I said "niggers." | |
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| >>19168524 | |
| Unexpected keks. | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| I've always been partial to the braised koala in red vegemite jelly with eucalyptus garnish. | |
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| >>19164665 | |
| kek saved | |
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| >>19168524 | |
| Just a bit of banter kek | |
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| What? | |
| This isn’t Australian food. What the fuck is a chicken rib? | |
| Why are yanks so retarded? | |
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| >>19170054 | |
| idk why are you retarded enough to fall for the most obvious bait currently on this board? Go back into your covid bunker Bogan or you'll get a 5k fine. | |
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| >>19170056 | |
| I’m not even Australian. | |
| Who’s the regard now? | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| This is very classy | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| >chicken ribs | |
| --- 19170221 | |
| Ive lived in australia for over 30 years. Nobody here calls chicken thighs 'chicken ribs' | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| I want to take your mom outback on her birthday if you know what I mean | |
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| >>19170221 | |
| they would let that secret slip around a dirty immigrant | |
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| >>19166347 | |
| baste Tin Fins enjoyer | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| >>19170096 | |
| >chicken ribs* | |
| >*ribs are actually thighs | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| Bloomin onion and a steak dinner. Outback actually isn't that bad. Out of all the stupid chains I probably like it the most. Toss up between them and old Chicago desu | |
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| went as a meme for zyzz day last year | |
| nothing was really good, the chili was though | |
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| >>19170514 | |
| I googled "Australian Cuisine" and was hoping google would give the message "search instead for austrian cuisine". You missed some low-hanging fruit, alphabet. | |
| --- 19171097 | |
| Chicken ribs sound pretty good ngl. | |
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| >>19171097 | |
| Of course they do. You think a menu item makes it out of the Outback R&D department without extensive testing? | |
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| >>19171142 | |
| I've never even been to Outback. | |
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| >>19171155 | |
| Oh. Why don't you go then? | |
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| >>19169362 | |
| I say this after I insult people all the time and they just back down. Fucking hilarious to call someone a “stupid fucking braindead cunt” and IMMEDIATELY follow their seething reply with “just a bit of banter ya cunt calm down” | |
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| >>19164378 | |
| You can find them in vietnamese restaurants sometimes, around melb | |
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| Keks aside how is Outback Steakhouse? How does it compare to other chain restaurants or steak places in taste and value? | |
| I live in a shit flyover and there's literally only one good restaurant and a million fast food places and pubs serving their "famous" burgers and frozen/microwaved/deep fried foods. Sometimes I get tired of cooking and a aussie beef ribeye with some shrimp on the barbie sounds p good ngl | |
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| >found on menus in the land down under | |
| I have genuinely never seen them on any menu that wasn't a Chinese restaurant. | |
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| >>19168518 | |
| fake aussies detected we dont call them sidewallks | |
| also its bottleo | |
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| >>19166329 | |
| They aren't an Australian thing, nothing from outback steakhouse is Australian | |
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| >>19168518 | |
| That's a bloody outrage | |
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| >>19171574 | |
| What the fuck do you think bottle-O is short for ya dense fuck | |
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| >>19171610 | |
| and what the fuck is servo short for? no one calls it a "service station" | |
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| >>19165638 | |
| That's weird. Don't they know chickens have ribcages? | |
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| >>19170066 | |
| Why do Americans eat stuff like this? | |
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| >>19171612 | |
| Lots of people do, maybe venture outside of Frankston every once in awhile and you'll notice | |
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| >>19166329 | |
| I have never seen them in Australia. | |
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| >>19168518 | |
| >sidewalks | |
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| >>19171665 | |
| i liked it while working there. if one came out looking badly, they'd "quality control it" and let us have it. | |
| also people either want 3x/4x of the sauce that comes with it or they want it replaced with ranch. there is no table, whether 1 lady or a family who will be satisfied with just the standard 3oz ramekin. but yeah the fatter you are the more you enjoy it, it's a plate of dirty flavored oil, greasy breading, salt on top of salt-flavored bloom seasoning, and a creamy salad dressing | |
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| >>19165464 | |
| Aussie here, I've never seen a bloomin onion on any menu ever here, only ever seen it posted/talked about here | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| For many years Outback has had the greatest casual dining meal, the rack of lamb in a red wine sauce. They had it for $20 when it was $30 or $40 in other restaurants. Not sure if it's around anymore but get that. | |
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| >>19171665 | |
| >>19171739 | |
| You Americans are such disgusting fucking slobs | |
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| >>19171739 | |
| how come the bloomin onion sauce and the fried mushroom sauce look the same but are actually different? it seems like it would be easier to only have one. | |
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| >>19165638 | |
| Those fuckin onions are a bitch to make and people that order them should be forced to eat the whole thing. | |
| --- 19171994 | |
| It’s good Australia is manipulating Americans through Australian themed restaurants. Americans are our friends. | |
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| >>19171885 | |
| i think the bloom sauce is mayo mixed with a horseradish that's for some reason orange or a red that mixes with the white to soften to orange, but i never saw a batch made up. it could also just be the creamy horseradish with paprika mixed in. | |
| the fried mushroom sauce is "house ranch" which is different than regular ranch because it has red flakes in it and makes no sense to me | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| I think there is only two outbacks in San Diego. Which is a bummer. Because I have a gift card. | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| >chicken ribs | |
| What? | |
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| >>19171994 | |
| Americans enjoy the novelty of Australian culture. Australians lose their shit over the "invasion" of American culture. | |
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| >>19165459 | |
| drink more water + take NAC | |
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| >>19172406 | |
| That would be like 1/4 chicken, and beef ribs. | |
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| >>19171952 | |
| another blooming onion wagie, chop chop! | |
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| >>19172410 | |
| Outback steakhouse isn't Australian culture | |
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| >>19172628 | |
| Of course not. Australians don't have culture. | |
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| https://youtu.be/YMptXS0jWSc [Embed] | |
| >tfw they won't let you bring your own onion but they will maybe let you select your onion of choice from their onion selection | |
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| >>19172764 | |
| Alcohol abuse and gambling is a culture. | |
| --- 19173705 | |
| Just imagining an Outback on some resort getaway off the Aussie coast, like Dead Island, just me and the boys gettin wasted fuckin exotic chicks from around the world. | |
| What could be better? | |
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| >>19173705 | |
| yeah i'm having a hard time imagining that being remotely possible for you | |
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| >>19171621 | |
| Good shit when you're drunk | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| Do boomers really? | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| I unironically love the Alice Spings Chicken. I hate chain places, but that one dish in particular is fucking delicious. They also had a smoked old fashioned that tasted damn good when I went there last a few months ago. | |
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| >>19173709 | |
| Nope. You can't be mean to me, it doesn't work. Try something else Anon! :) | |
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| >>19173820 | |
| shut the fuck up faggot. | |
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| >>19173826 | |
| Come on admit it. biz apparently has a Thailand sex vacay thing. The humor isn't lost on me that we don't try to rent out a kitchen and set up a big dinner sometime. I'm game for a snackbelt road trip personally. You cunts are invited too but I'm scared of all the cussing :( | |
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| >>19173864 | |
| I'll go if there's cunny. | |
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| >>19164338 (OP) | |
| Lol, ribs w mayo | |
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| >>19173728 | |
| That's good shit when you're sober. You have to be bound for hell if you don't like soft-cooked onions in petals of golden brown shell. It's pretty much white person pakora. | |
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| >>19173820 | |
| Is that...the alluding to an island belong to who I think? | |