diy/2550955.txt

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What are the implications of storing piss in an enclosed container? Stories? What is the chemical reaction?
What are the uses for old piss? inb4 fertilizer
What is the status of your piss jug now?

piss chemical formulation
>Human urine consists primarily of water (91% to 96%), with organic solutes including urea, creatinine, uric acid, and trace amounts of enzymes, carbohydrates, hormones, fatty acids, pigments, and mucins, and inorganic ions such as sodium (Na+), potassium (K+), chloride (Cl-), magnesium (Mg2+), calcium (Ca2+), ammonium (NH4+), sulfates (SO42-), and phosphates (e.g., PO43-).

Piss fertilizer
>other than ammonia, urea has the highest nitrogen content of all industrial chemicals and is in high demand as a fertilizer. In the soil, it decomposes back to ammonia (actually ammonium ion) and carbon dioxide. Nitrogen-fixing bacteria oxidize ammonium to nitrate, which is readily taken up by the roots of crops. In addition to its high nitrogen content, urea is particularly useful because it can be applied as a solid in pellet form; and its unusually high solubility in water allows it to be incorporated into solutions with other plant nutrients.
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/diy/ piss jug story
>I had a community piss jug in the back of my car, it was a 5 gallon corn starch container from a pizza kitchen that was being filled by stoner teenagers because why not. Filled up quickly then cooked for a couple months. Pulled over, the cops opened it thinking it was drug related and it made them want to stop the fun and games right away. I'd forgotten it was there, Ive never smelled anything quite like it.

/an/ piss jug story
>We're renovating our bathroom and have been without a toilet for a week now, so I piss in a bottle and poor it down the drain. the other day I let my bottle sit a little (with the lid on) and my dog found the piss jug and was so repulsed by it he left the room and stayed in the cold zone of the house where its <10 C for the rest of the day. feeling shame, will never piss in the living area again.
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>>2550955 (OP)
I have a 1500 gallon piss jug. It's buried in my back yard with pipes running to it so I can piss in it from my house. Nigger jew
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>>2550955 (OP)
I wont lie
>have some urinary issues, wake up at least once a night to piss
>start rolling over, and pissing in bottle and falling right back asleep
It does WONDERS for my sleep, as opposed to getting up and walking out to the bathroom

Regardless, bottles pile up QUICK. I should have taken pictures for the internet. Several hundred bottles, some pushing 4 years old

I drink bottled water, so I piss right back into the bottles. Sediment will settle in the bottom, it gets cloudy, turns dark to the point it looks like coca cola
It will shrink and shrivel the bottles. 
But they dont leak, so thats good. Is surprising how resilient the bottles are.

The best way to dispose of them is to 
>turn bath tub facet in cold
>dump each individual bottle into the running water and let it go down the drain.
If you dump them in the toilet, they sit stagnant and fill the air, youll get a KILLER headache.
I still wear a respirator when doing the Tub treatment.

You cant throw 3-400 bottles of piss away, its way to much volume and weight.
DUmp and smash the bottles, put the cap back on and its easy to fit a lot in a single trash bag.
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>>2551015

why not just empty the bottles the next morning why the fuck would you keep them for 4 years what kind of stupid fucking bum are you? holy hell you are a disgusting fuckstick and you need to forget life you sad sack of shit
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>>2550955 (OP)
>he hasnt taken the septic tank pill
NGMI
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>>2550955 (OP)
When the body breaks down proteins for energy, it releases fixed nitrogen that has to be dealt with. The body turns it into urea and excretes it. Urea and water form an equilibrium reaction with CO2 and ammonia
CO(NH2)2 + H2O <--> 2NH3 + CO2
Therefore, when urea is dissolved in water it slowly converts to ammonia, giving piss its suffocating odor
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>>2550955 (OP)
I don't want to be that fag that comes along and throws an "actually...." at u but this is super important...
using piss as a fertilizer is such a bad vibe meme due to the horrifying reality of bioaccumulation, after a couple cycles the soil will build up so much heavy metals and nasty compounds worst of all u gonna eat that/let ur animals eat that then u gonna get to either drink their milk or eat their eggs or eat them directly, which only intensifies the cycle!!!
please don't fuck ur garden up! please don't fuck urself by pissing in ur own food!!
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>>2551190
look at this my boi:
https://sci-hub.ru/https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0269749121005595
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>>2551066
Thats hurtful anon.
Its not the easiest thing to do, walking around with pee pee bottles in the morning when everyone is getting up and ready for work.
Though I do agree, hiding them in trash bags and letting them sit in my room for long periods of time is a bit lazy.

Im trying to be better
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Why don't you just throw the piss jugs into normal garbage bags? 
not my problem
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>>2551015
>>2551235
You CAN throw piss bottles in the trash. Especially if your waste disposal service uses a robo arm truck. As long as you are within the weight limit, no one will know.

t. Have thrown out 50-100 lbs of full piss bottles more than once.
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>>2550955 (OP)
You could always try refining it into phosphorus and have a neat light show.
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The only thing I know it can be used for is processing woad ("celtic blue", similar to indigo dye).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isatis_tinctoria

>In France, woad was treated with human urine, by a profession known as pisseurs, who would drink large quantities of beer to provide a sufficient supply.
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>>2551015
All of this is accurate, including the chemical weapon grade smell of ancient urine.
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>>2551233
Not that anon but you for real sound like a fucking wreck. Get a grip. Trash bags full of piss bottles? seek therapy or a gun asap
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i'm glad somebody started a new thread - since the last one i've just been saving lots of piss. i've got like 10 gallons of piss in my house. i need to get rid of it - started dumping under the cover of darkness - bit in the compost and the fire pit. think i might have dumped too much cause it kind of stinks like somebody pissed.
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>>2552493
I mean how else do you plan on getting rid of piss bottles if not throwing them away in trash bags?
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>live on 80 acres in basically a crack shack log cabin
>work from home while starting fun has made me wildly depressed the past year
>don't have garbage pickup
>taken up to pissing in normal drinking glasses and dumping them
>as depression gets worse I end up nigger rigging a bedpan that goes directly into my sump pump since my room is more or less directly above it and the house was made over 100 years ago
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>>2552618
>live alone
>piss in the sump pit because it's easy
>whole house smells like piss but you don't know it because you got used to it
RIP anon
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anyone remember the anon with the clogged toilet who was decanting the bathtub's backed-up fluid into bottles and dumping it in the mcdonald's restroom toilet?
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Urea is used to fix dyes to textile.
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>drink too many / just enough beer, go to bed 
>wake up from running water dream about to piss myself.
>drunkenly grab 1 gallon jug I was drinking water from.
>miss jug and spray dark brown piss on carpet in drunken stupor.
>fall asleep.
And that's how I got wood floors
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>>2551172
How long does that take?
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>>2551233
Howard Hughes is that you?
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>>2551190
>the soil will build up so much heavy metals
Are your kidneys some kind of nuclear reactor, or where do the heavy metals come from?
I empty my bottles over the compost heap which gets the mulching going super quick, and around my roses in the summer. Roses need a lot of nitrogen and the flowering is epic.
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>>2554884
2-3 days based on my experiments on construction sites.
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>>2552697
Your piss wouldn't/shouldn't be that dark if you drink many beers. Seek new kidneys.
>>2551015
Glad you're cleaning up the place. I let it mellow when it's yellow sometimes...
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>>2550955 (OP)
>Piss fertilizer
how to prepare this?
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>>2557330
Look it up. Something about fresh urine diluted with water around 10:1
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>>2557131
>Your piss wouldn't/shouldn't be that dark if you drink many beers. Seek new kidneys
Retard. The beer makes you piss lots of water quickly. After that the alcohol dehydrates you. If you don't drink lots of water then you will have dark piss.
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>>2552437
semi related, but i use it for dissolving sticklac (raw shellac with the dye and wax). the urea breaks own into ammonia, which dissolves extracts the dye and dissolves the shellac. then i heat it in a double boiler and add alum which reacts with basic compounds and precipitates. it captures the dye into a solid pigment.
i first stay the urine for some days and filter before adding to whatever i'm extrating.
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hot hide glue which was dissolved in urine will stay open for longer than hide glue dissolved in water.
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>>2557331
>dilute
I never did that. I just poured 15 l into the rose bushes, let it settle, and then poured a bucked of water over that again, in order to avoid smell.
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>>2557091
the heavy metals typically comes from the stuff u eat, personally speaking i am sea food goblin and that stuff especially tuna has quite a lot of heavy metals, not much to make it dangerous but enough to bioaccumulate and become dangerous if u are using it to water ur veggies, if u live near power plants/iron foundries/chemical plants/oil refineries then that stuff is really common in the top soil and fresh water bodies, and can easily build up if u pee/shit in ur own food especially the sticky stuff like Sr-90, CS-137, lead, mercury, Cd...
that stuff can build in ur bones or nervous system or replace sodium or potassium in ur cells and since many are radioactive they cause DNA damage and all sorts of nasty stuff, not immediately but after a few cycles, it doesn't take much to build a rather concerning levels of that stuff if u live near industrial facilities or in polluted regions
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>>2557359
gotta wonder who the first guy was who pissed in his glue pot and found that out
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>>2552697
hello fellow retard
>out at bars all night
>get home pass out
>wake up in the morning with mesh garbage can in middle of room
>everything in it is wet, everything around it is wet
>put 2 and 2 together, but have 0 recollection of what happened
never got rid of the carpet
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I worked construction hanging sheet rock when I was a youngin. There would be empty soda cans everywhere filled with piss. Guys would stick em between studs. Next trade would knock it over after it sat for a week and stink the room up. They would then bitch up a storm so the new rule was if u got caught putting peepee cans in the walls you would be fired. So we would go on lunch break and pound beers and smoke weed and this one time I got off lunch break all fucked up and headed up the 7 flights of stairs to where I was working. The only elevator was for materials not for workers to get shuttled around. I'm in the unit for no less than 15 minutes and I gotta go pee and I ain't walking back down those fucking stairs so I peek out my unit and nobody is around. So I grab a soda can and let er rip. All of a sudden there is the GC saying WTF ate you doing. So cock in hand I turned to him and said fuck that I don't want to walk back down those stairs, I just got up here. He told me I better throw that can out. Once he left I zipped up and promptly put the can behind some insulation in a wall and threw a sheet up in front of it. God knows how many piss jugs are in the walls of commercial buildings
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>>2558568
They'll never be able to stop the wall piss jugs.
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>>2552531
I feel you bro. Sometimes it just all piles up on you.
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>>2557359
>dissolved in urine will stay open for longer than hide glue dissolved in water
I want you to know that this info is actually useful for me.

>>2558013
~10 years ago I was part of an urbex crew, and we would always get into tall residential construction. 20 floors and up, good view.
Lots of places would have floor plans posted with overly post shit like "spa" and "movie theater", etc.
And piss bottles in the walls lol
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>>2559226
Yeah, I'm drunk, and that second bit meant to reply to
>>2558568

>>2557356
Not this reference, but somewhere else I read about woad requiring "stale" urine.
This is Tony Robinson, 'Worst Jobs in History'. Probably no one outside the UK knows it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6B9euzxXr0&t=1937s [Embed]
32:17 is where the part about woad starts
37:40 captures the transition to blue
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>>2557333
wait a minute... are you saying that all the alcohol you drink comes out in piss? The alchohol is still in the urine?

I just got an idea.....
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Piss jugs
redefined
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>>2559239
oh yeah, i've seen woad production before, but instead of urine they use ammonia now, sadly. i have also seen ones that do not use any extraction method other than heated water. i have seen prepitation of indigo pigment by aerating the liquor, and also precipitation using alum. maybe the alkalinity of stale urine makes the blue more intense, as alkaline environments tend to shift dyes towards coolness..
i'm always looking for creative uses of piss.
some ancient recipes for gold solder uses infant urine or the urine of a youth drunk on wine, mixed with natron or else saltpeter, and either verdigris or a natural copper mineral. can i make saltpeter by adding potassium hydroxide to stale urine? can this mixture solder be used for other metals as well?
also have seen recipes for making white lead that use urine instead of acetic acid. has anyone tried?
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>>2558013
>Sr-90, CS-137, lead, mercury, Cd...
Anon, where do you live where this is a problem?? The first two are seriously radioactive, the rest are considered toxic heavy metal. RoHS go to great lengths to eliminate this.
Also, heavy metals accumulate in the body, mostly fat, typically the brain. I am not sure how much is washed out in urine, since that means it would have been washed out instead of accumulating.
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>>2550955 (OP)
You have no idea how disappointed I was when I learned “I’m gonna piss my pants!” amount of pee came out to only 1 quart
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>>2561084
>only 1 quart
I used to deliver in that range, that is until my doctor explained that this will damage your kidneys over time. The backpressure is too high at such bladder volumes and the body cannot dispose of creatinine at sufficient rates. Abpit 300 ml is better for your health.
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Pic related is the ultimate piss container. Its big enough, but not too big. It seals up really good. Nice wide opening. Holds 1000ml, usually my pees are about 300ml as anon stated previously.
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>>2550955 (OP)
Checked.

In the past i dropped by a 'friends' house with a 110L jug of stale 6 month old piss complete with remote petcock actuation. A thirty minute visit in his gravel driveway before the dry season was enough to get a note in the local paper about the smell.

Eventually i got my dad enthused about the simplicity and convenience of the basement or garage 4L milk jug. 

Captcha: MPP8W8
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I've heard legends of the diy gunpowder made from peepee and poopoo. Also leather tanning.
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>>2552637
All good, I see no harm in the bathroom for that.
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>>2562005
I had a problem with my neighbour's dog, so I poured vast amounts of pee at the border between the properties. Dogs respect quantities, especially if they cannot mark over it, even if they wrung themselves.
The grass was noticeably more lush after a surprisingly short while.
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I was merely an observer to this story

>be boy scout going home from camping
>stop at lake holding pick up trash day
>lots of beer cans, bottles, and trash
>leader finds full apple juice jug
>tosses it to a kid
>splatters all over him
>it wasn't juice
in the end we each got half a box of cookies for our trouble
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>>2550958
based
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>>2551015
>It does WONDERS for my sleep, as opposed to getting up and walking out to the bathroom
YEP. I've been doing this for nine years now. My apartment is a two-level one, the bedroom is upstairs and the bathroom and main living area are downstairs. I was on some nasty antibiotics (fluoroquinolones) that were destroying my tendons, and it wasn't just painful to walk up and down stairs, it was actively dangerous since if I tripped and fell, I'd probably rip apart every tendon and ligament in my body.

>>2551066
>why not just empty the bottles the next morning
Also this. Sometimes if I'm in a rush I'll miss a day, but normally it gets dumped every morning. Also, every few days I fill the bottle up with water and pour a little bleach in. If you keep reusing it, eventually you'll get a UTI from the bacterial buildup.

I pick up 2gal water bottles for my cooking and drinking (the water here sucks, as in "it is actively dangerous to life" because the wells have traces of arsenic), so I can't just use a new bottle every day since I don't go through them that fast.

>>2551015
>it gets cloudy, turns dark
Not just that. It's weird, it varies a lot.

Although I usually dump them, when I was sick I'd sometimes leave them sitting around for weeks because it was too goddamn painful to lift anything. A couple of them started growing this fine fungus that filled up the whole bottle, which worried me. Also, three of them turned nearly black inside. I ended up not opening any of those, simply bagged them and dumped them in the garbage.
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>>2552437
>a profession known as pisseurs, who would drink large quantities of beer to provide a sufficient supply.
French professional beer drinkers and pissers, not even mentioning Le Fartiste who played the horn with his flatulence, what a country.
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>>2550955 (OP)
Fun fact: most condo buildings over like 5 storeys have piss bottles in the walls because when the various trades are doing their thing, toilets are almost never hooked up, and no one wants to spend 30min walking up and down stairs just to take a piss. Then when the drywallers come, they see it say "not my fucking problem" and just drywall over it, leaving the piss bottle there for the next 25-50+ years 

Ask me how I know...
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>>2550955 (OP)
Pretty sure my pee helped rust a hole in the bottom of my compost tumbler.
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>>2562136
Stay based king
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>>2564135
The compost jew fears the piss bottle enthusiast
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>>2550955 (OP)
My piss jugs is color graded from lighter to darker. Have 47 "Billy" from IKEA in the basement just for my collection. Keeping it safe, warm and cozy with hydro radiators heated by a fire stove. Only use pellets of birch. Totally ready to answer how my water intake was Jan 24 1986. Better safe than sorry.
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>>2550955 (OP)
>Stories?
bathroom renovation, didn't have a toilet for a few weeks. all i had was a hand basin with no taps, floor was up had to stand on joists not to fall through into downstairs neighbour.
so i started pissing in bottles and taking them in batches to empty them.
the waste pipe of the basin i was emptying them into was old and made of lead, i had no water to wash them down with and i didn't know there was a small dip in the pipe under the floor.
i came home after a few weeks and my downstairs neighbour stopped me and explained in broken english that water had leaked into his apartment from mine, but it had stopped quickly and wasn't an issue but i should check into it. i asked her if i could have a look at the damage and she insisted no, it wasn't a problem.
turns out the piss had turned into ammonia or something idk and eaten through the lead pipe where it had sat in the dip, maybe 2-3 pints of piss dribbled out into my neighbours ceiling.
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Use them as targets at my private outdoor range. Like hickok45 but cooler
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>>2551015
>Sediment will settle in the bottom, it gets cloudy
That is struvite crystals forming. It takes on various forms, from fine grained white powder to large brown flakes.
If you use urine for plants, struvite is an advantage, since the struvite binds phosphor and some of the nitrogen, and then the struvite releases these slowly, rather than giving the plants a nutrient shock.
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>>2552618
This is what happens when city poltards move to live in muh pristine rural nig-free area. Please move back to the city where there's garbage pick-up, we don't want your kinds here.
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>>2557489
>No I don't dilute the urine I use as fertiliser
>I just add the urine to the soil and dilute it with loads of water
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>>2550955 (OP)
I work in a medical laboratory and decant 20-30 piss jugs a day. It smells pretty bad, especially the ones with acid preservatives in.
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>>2565185
A single bucket was sufficient. I thought ot would take more than one, but a single bucket was enough. There was a lot more urine than water, so it was hardly diluted with "loads" of water.

I read it should be diluted when used on plants but I never bothered. The roses get about 100 l during the flowering season and the more I pour the better the flowering.
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>>2551066
>what kind of stupid fucking bum are you?
for all you know he was too busy with work to empty the bottles. Time is money!
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>>2550955 (OP)
/diy/ piss jug story.
>Renovating bathroom. Only one in the house. Have an acreage, so built an outhouse for the interim. Middle of the night had to piss, but it's hot outside, the mosquitos are horrid and I'm naked. Decide to piss in a Gatorade bottle after I down it. Wife loves those things but hates the orange ones. Only orange ones left and shes thirsty. She finds the half full piss bottle by the woodstove and takes a swig. She didnt tell me about it until months later. XD
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I make piss jars for attention on discord
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>>2552437
>Job where all you do is drink beer and piss in a barrel 

Truly the ultimate employment
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>>2566351
I’ve done this exact thing
I pissed into a half empty orange Gatorade bottle.
Like the next day or something, I wasn’t thinking, saw what looked to be regular gatorade and took several large quick gulps.

It tasted like orange Gatorade, just with an aftertaste of “public restroom smell”
It was really fucking bad, but I didn’t puke or get sick so that’s nice
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>>2550955 (OP)
I am new to /diy/ and what the literal fuck is this thread.
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>>2568159
>I am new to /diy/ 
Obviously, everyone has a hankering to pump up the old pissbottle in the middle of a project
Not leaving my shop, covered in grease and wearing workboots, to go into a bathroom and tidy up for 30 minutes just to get dirty again.
Open the ole bottles gullet and have at it.
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>live in commiefornia renting room from spics/verbal month to month/no deposit
>other tenant in garage was a tweaker
>August, no AC, HOT AS FUCK
>unbearable, job gay, state gay AS FUCK...covid FAKE AND GAY...time to GTFO
>last day at work, (((2 weeks))) left on rent and still haven't told I'm leaving
>during the day tweaker locking herself in the bathroom for HOURS...wasn't a problem when working
>gotta piss...cans, bottles, jugs it is!
>jugs stack up...may be a disposal issue:
>house is clown car'd so the trash bins are always full
>momma spic is nosy, probably goes through trash to snoop/"recycle"
>having to drink A LOT because its 100F+ in this oven
>tossed many caps so can't close all containers/cant close an open can
>bag capped containers bagged, open containers in the fridge/freezer
>quietly move out my stuff while nobody sees
>keep procrastinating on pissjugs until the last night...dozens at this point
>start with closed containers...bag and toss in public bins
>cans/open containers that did not fit in the freezer are trickier
>load a plastic toolbox and a couple backpacks...toss them out of the car at night on a suitable road
>sidenote: smelled ABSOLUTELY WICKED when I drove by the next day
>frozen containers left...same plan
>car following too close...turn on next road...car follows
>get over upcoming bridge bridge and chuck the frozen jugs before car crests
>one container bounced back into the road
>BAMM...car was too far back to see but it was fukkin LOUD
>turn at next light and get away
>next morning time to gtfo...knock on door hand in the key instead of a rent check
>***confused mexican mumbling***

And that, my frens, is how I exited California. REST IN PISS BITCH
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>>2554931
bring the man more milk
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>>2561084
based piss dealer
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>>2550956
>community piss jug
Wherever you are, you and your peers are fucking disgusting
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>>2550955 (OP)
>piss bottle collector out of laziness
>dump piss bottles before I throw them away
>bought a Dads Blue Cream soda in 1 liter plastic bottle
>drank maybe half the bottle didnt finish it

>come back an indeterminate amount of time later, probably at least a year.
>get ready to dump it out
>twist cap
>explodes with fury like you had shaken a fresh soda with carbonation.
>smelled like piss and alcohol

I asked the homebrew general about this a few years ago, they said it was from my dick having yeast on it, getting into the soda, fermenting the soda and turning it into a foul alcohol.

True story.
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>>2568211
This will become a new avenue for prison wine for trannies mixed in with female populations
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>>2568174
>confused Mexican numbling
Hope you move somewhere cold, night pisser man.
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>>2551015
>throwing away liquid gold
NGMI. Imagine all the phosphorus you're wasting, you'll never be an alchemist.
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>>2568211
You might be prediabetic. Lots of sugar in your piss
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>>2568449
Or you know, lots of sugar in the half of a gallon of soda he pissed into.
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>>2568370
Jenkem is in the past.
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>>2568433
One of the earliest methods of making pure phosphorus, involved boiling large amounts of urine. The story never mentioned the neighbours.
If you try this, just keep in mind that phosphourus can ignite spontaneously in air. Also it glows in the dark.
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>>2569167
I have piss in cups just sitting on my desk, they are evaporating and molding, getting nasty
Are they going to spontaneously combust?
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>>2569170
>Are they going to spontaneously combust?
Unlikely. The urine is oxidised, prodeucing ammonia (and a really bad pong), which in turns turns the liquid alkaline, causing phosphourus to react and be bound up in struvite crystals.

I haven't tested if struvite is phosphorescent, spontaneously combustible or fun in other ways.
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for me its the 1+ gallon laundry detergent bottle in the back of the work van. its made of thick plastic and has a sturdy cap so it wont break and get piss everywhere when getting tossed around while driving, and its large capacity will let you pee multiple times before requiring emptying. it was full yesterday so i emptied it out but it usually lasts me a few days to a week between emptying
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>>2550955 (OP)
I just want to remind you all that 100 years ago before modern plumbing everyone pissed in jugs and threw that shit outside or had to take it to an "out house"

The flush toilet was invented in 1596 but didn't become widespread until 1851

we are literally civilized for not pissing where we sleep like an animal would do, maybe cats go and poop other places but if u left cats by themselves theyd just shit everything up

picrel: my current piss jug

nah jk i use a couple 32oz plastic fast food cups and throw them out as soon as they fill up
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>>2569572
I like this, very resourceful 
And youve could always take a shit in it if you have to, just poke the detergent spout into your taint and have at it.
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>>2565193
When I was on probation I ate huge helpings of asparagus before possible piss tests. Both because they insist on being in the room with you and because idk how the labs tests work but hope they had to deal with the smell as well.
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>>2568174
similar story when i moved places in NYC, going to bathrooms was a pain cause clown place
first it was bottles cups/jugs etconce id had a few 2 liters id take em to the bathroom when Id shower but they stunk AF used a candle a few times, so decided to throw them outside, id do that but was a hassle wouldnt put em in the trash downstairs cause knew the guys who cleaned the building they were nice but also id see them emptying bottles to recycle, wont do that to them, one place i did empty them but there was a dog and i guess smelled it and peed or pooped in the landlords room and she spanked him but oh well dogs cant talk, next apt it was a hassle and had many bags so when I moved I had a uhaul truck scoped out a lonely stretch where I could stop the car, got out quickly dropped like 6 bags or just one big trashback cant remember and was like 15 seconds just on the side of a building, not my problem anymore, few years later i ended up living near there and it was near a police station so kinda lucky no one saw

>>2571575
this what I do now
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>>2571585
Last time I took a piss test, the place that accepted the sample gave me tracking info...they fedexed that shit to a lab across the country in the middle of the summer IN A TRUCK. Imagine the smell.
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>>2568172
I usually just walk outside my garage and piss outside
t. rural chad
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The Plebeian Piss Jug versus the Patrician Chamber Pot.
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>>2550958
>septic tank 
took me a minute
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>>2572803
Modern chamber pots are far more pragmatic
The vaunted 5 gallon Homer bucket 
Just make sure you can lift it, if not youll be scooping it out into a smaller bucket before throwing it.
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>>2572908
What happens in a person's life that causes them to end up like this? Piss jugs are one thing but shit buckets are on a whole nother level.
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>>2573015
They answered your question in the video
>why dont you use the toilet?
>"it broke and I dont know how to fix it"
>you didnt call a plumber?
>*dumb look on face* I didnt think of that!

No im not joking
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>>2550955 (OP)
Making black powder with his own piss?
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>>2573061
Yes, it is possible to make gunpoweder with pee and poo, but I consider it more of a stink bomb.
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>Be me, Lazy and not wanting to leave my room so I piss in an empty gallon water jug. 
>Feels good man so keep doing it, Soon jug fills up, Get another jug and repeat. 
>Cannot drain piss jug because live at home 
>Parents are always roaming and always nosey and would flip out of they saw me carrying around a pair of piss jugs so I keep this sealed festering secret in my room for months. 
>Finally one night I decide to dispose of these things. I sneak the jugs out, Walk down the street at night and pour it down a storm drain thinking it will get flushed away. 
>Its the middle of a drought, There is no water flowing 
>Entire street WREAKS of rotting piss for a few days, People hold their shirts over their noses when walking by, Occasional breezes blow the scent past my house and id get a wiff and people outside would yell "WTF IS THAT SMELL!!"

Eventually the smell fades away and the neighborhood stops talking about it. During the BLM riots I often wondered about different ways a person could crop dust a crowd with fermented piss. Something between a pressurized device that would spray it all over at a specific time or using a drone to fly overhead and spray it.
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>>2559265
way of the road, ricky.
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This thread terrifies me.

That said, I'm sort of looking into building some kind of discreet classy outdoor pissoir with the intent of letting some kind of natural process passively break down the waste.

Is there some kind of substrate or filtering medium I can fill a pot with, then put a few inches of soil and a shrub on top?
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>>2575520
>This thread terrifies me.
Why? Pkants love it.

>Is there some kind of substrate or filtering medium I can fill a pot with, then put a few inches of soil and a shrub on top?
Plain hay will do the trick. Pine needles are naturally acetic, so urine will neutralize that and over time turn it into fine compost.
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>>2551190
your still fucking up your body by consuming the heavy metals to begin with so really its a you issue until you can secure good food. assume you only eat what you grow and its no longer a negative feedback loop.
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>>2565181
>the illustrious trash burner.
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>>2575988
>consuming the heavy metals
Anon, read through the entire thread, and you will see that the heavy metal claims are pure and utter garbage.
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>>2550955 (OP)
I pour mine in & around hunters blinds so I can watch them sitting all day in their scent masking larp wear freezing their asses off & wondering why there are no animals in the forest. I've got an experimental gallon jug full that's been aging for 3yrs now; want to see if that's more or less effective
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>>2575988
Do you know the history of your soil & have you had it tested?
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>>2575619
Pile of pine needles is the best place to dump piss. Masks the smell and like you said, breaks down into compost
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>>2558568
So Based. Don't let this thread die.
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>>2576594
this sounds like fun actually - they leave their shit in the wood all year - fuck em

i've been pouring piss around my house but it isn't keeping away fucking animals eating my plants
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I will occasionally use a drinking glass but truly the best method I've found to to pis into the sink, any sink will do. Saves water ans time.
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>>2577937
i keep a bunch of milk jugs in my sink and piss in those. that way i save even more water just if i miss a tiny bit. when milk jug is full i just stack it with the others.
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>>2551252
I admit I also like throwing shit canisters and piss bottles in the trash. It's my preferred method since it seems too suspicious to dump galons of piss in the pool showers. 

The only problem is I imagine that someone checks the garbage and knows that its me who pisses in bottles so someone knows of my piss. 
it creeps me out but maybe the trashmen don't noticed my piss all these years
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>>2577911
>So Based. Don't let this thread die.
Do we have enough for a general? And a FAQ?
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>>2578023
They notice. Your bottles get compacted in the garbage truck & leak all over truck & road. hehehe
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>>2578126

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/eKJ523x0qo8 [Embed]
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>>2578597
you win the internet sir
is it wrong to like the smell of your piss jugs? it used to bother me but sometimes i savor a really ripe one now.
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>>2559901
>instead of urine they use ammonia
Ammonia is one by-product of piss fermentation. Ammonia was the OG refrigerant. You will notice that a plastic bottle with an air gap with piss (or any volatile substance) will expand and contract more than one with just air and/or water.
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>>2578613
>You will notice that a plastic bottle with an air gap with piss (or any volatile substance) will expand and contract more than one with just air and/or water.

Good ole 4chane
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>>2578598
>is it wrong to like the smell of your piss jugs?
Yes, strictly speaking, it is. Foul smell or taste is nature's own warning not to try to eat or drink that, from the time before civilisation.

Purely in the interest of science, I smelled a fresh batch, and the smell is not bad at all. It only takes minutes before it reeks. If, on the other hand, you have had unine bladder infection, it stinks immediately.
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>>2550955 (OP)
>/pjg/ Piss Jug General
>128 replies
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I use a folgers coffee container. The red plastic can alitl smaller that a paint can gallon. 
It has the tight water proof top that snaps on.
I piss twice a night. Sometimes once. Definitely taking the big draining piss as soon as I wake up.
I full that container probably 2/3 a night. 
I take the piss to a section of property where there is a single foot trail between properties, a rural town, every house has a acre or more, spread out, lots of nature, and of course lots of trash from people and animals who tear open the dumpsters.
I pour stinky piss along edge of property next to trail to discourage anyone from standing around too long and thinking about entering fenced property and stealing my shit, bc I have alot of stuff, tools, projects around my yard.
Also to keep neighborhood stray dogs from shitting in my yard or crossing into my yard.
A couple years now and the flat area beyond the piss wall towards the foot trail has become a favorite place for my four dogs and neighborhood dogs and strays to shit and piss.
A couple times last year as I sat outside having a coffee and a smoke I saw a few people walking and suddenly step on pile of doggy doodoo
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Might as well add my story here. I work with heat pumps and solar thermal systems, working in many properties throughout the day, i have a bit of an aversion to using peoples toilets in their house so i just piss in an empty 25litre glycol container i have in the van. Fill it up as an experiment over the course of a few weeks, starting to get pretty smelly and the gas inside stings my bellend whilst pissing, so decide i better dump it.get to work early one morning nibody around, so remive the screw on lid and just put the container on its side to empty on the carpark. Never ever in my life have i ever smelf something so bad, the stink hit my nose with the equivelent of sniffing vinegar poured on hot chips. Took about a week for the smell to dissapate. Mybwife laughed at the story but my kids think im disgusting.
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>>2559265
That's the piss bottle virginia adapter so she doesn't piss all over the seat lol
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>fuck around in the shower with toys as a kid
>piss in plastic dinosaur's mouth
>forgot about piss 
>pour it out weeks later and it smells like death and disease

>be globohomo goon "fighting terrorism" in Iraq
>riding around in humvees is the hot iraqi summer sun drinking water and waiting to get blown up by ieds 
>toss piss bottles out the turret
>mfw they'll be finding my rip it poisoned piss bottles in Iraq for hundreds of years
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>>2557356
what is this for? I use button lac and just mix it to a pound cut with highest proof liquor from the liquor store. I use it as a wood finish for things that dont receive alot of weather.

>>2557330
You either pour piss at various concentrations, like 1 to 10 piss to water or get a hose mixer jug to spray things with fresh piss.

OR you pour it into the compost pile or wood chips to get them to degrade faster and whatever nitrogen you get is what you get.

OR you gather piss with a shelter over it to prevent rain water from leaching, and have soil, hay and wood ash and hope the bacteria are there to turn the ammonia into nitrogen then fix that to the potassium carbonate and double displace it for potassium nitrate. Then you leach that out of the dirt with water and concentrate it for pure salt petre. OR more primitively just apply the dirt from the hole as a bulked up soil amendment and fertilizer. The latter being more realisitic for some Indian looking for fertilizer from his plowing ox piss.
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>>2580711
I piss off my porch and I live on the edge of downtown with a two story quadplex on one side and a 3 story building on the other. If they don't want to see my cock then they shouldn't be peering into my backyard.
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>the only general worth reading (on any board) >the topic is piss
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>>2578597
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>>2581792
Opee here. I rotated the pic for ya ;-)
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>>2561794
can confirm
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Might as well ask the age old question.
Would you let your partner pee on you?
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>>2580549
Of course you fight terror you dumb shithead.
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What is wrong with americans [american website btw fyi] do they even have humility at all.

Picrel is more sensible than plastic out of all things.
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>>2569167
>phosphourus can ignite spontaneously in air. Also it glows in the dark
For them it must be as if we pee literal magic
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>>2584015
I hope you didn't unload 7.2 dl in one go.

>>2584040
No, just no.

>>2584043
>sensible
If you leave it open to air, it starts smelling in minutes.

>>2584047
I think we have material for a FAQ by now.
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>>2584040
No, im not really grossed out by pee, but its definitely not at all sexy.
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>>2564129
How do you know?
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any sink pisseurs in the thread?
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wouldnt the salt in the piss ruin the soil and kill the plant? how do you separate the useful stuff from the salt
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>>2584719
You are probably looking for /r/depravity, not 4ch.

>>2584749
>wouldnt the salt in the piss ruin the soil and kill the plant?
Works for me. The plants thrive.
>how do you separate the useful stuff from the salt
I don't. In fact, marine clay based soil needs some salt to compensate for the salt that is washed out by rain over the last 10 millennia, or you get soil liquefactin and land slide.
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>>2552510
I usually just drink mine, it's way better than drinking alcohol
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>>2584894
I know what you mean, anon!
https://www.reed.edu/biology/courses/BIO342/2014_syllabus_old/2014_WEBSITES/james_fisher-smith_jesse_duham_drugs&behavior/ReindeerFlyAgaric.html
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Just filled a jug to the top with frothy, creamy piss.
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>>2586288
>Just filled a jug to the top
Anything beyond 300 ml is unhealthy
>with frothy,
Oh?
>creamy piss.
Creamy?? What did the doctor say?
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I just wear tykables diapers
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Why is pissing in bottles so satisfying? 

Stopped the habit, but damn does it feel good.
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>>2574804
>I often wondered about different ways a person could crop dust a crowd with fermented piss
Fill a water based fire extinguisher with it.
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>>2579165
Now, thanks to you, it will go to bump limit.
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>>2550956
>my dog found the piss jug and was so repulsed by it he left the room and stayed in the cold zone of the house
Lol your dog probably thought you had marked your territory and was staying away out of respect
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>>2587934
Good.
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>>2578126
I hope so.
What other piss related facts should be up?
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>>2588064
Chemical composition upon excretion. Chemical composition after aging in sealed container. Chemical composition after aging open to air. Most effective means for disposal. Most beneficial applications for utilization. Best design for bottles. Potential hazards.
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>>2588777
>Chemical composition upon excretion.
Wikipedia has a list. Mostly is it water and salt.
>Chemical composition after aging in sealed container.
That depends on how much the pH changes before you seal it it. If it is allowed to become alkaline, you get a lot of struvite forming a precipitate.
>Chemical composition after aging open to air.
As above except that a lot of nitrogen is lost as ammonia evaporates.
>Most effective means for disposal.
Toilet?
>Most beneficial applications for utilization.
Plants, and keeping dogs out. I have field trialled both. If you let a lot of struvite to form, it means the fertilizer effect will in parts be extended in time, since struvite dissoves slowly in water.
>Best design for bottles.
No idea, I just use 4l cans for windscreen washer fluid.
>Potential hazards.
People mistakenly drink the strangest things...
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>>2550955 (OP)
Don't let Rome find you trying to hide from the urine tax. Yes the urine tax is real and yes you are breaking the law. Legion 33 has been notified and on their way.
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>>2588777
Making gun powder. 

Nitrogen booster for soil.

Making whites whiter.

Making teeth whiter.

Urine was taxed for a reason.
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>>2550955 (OP)
>>2551015

I stopped pissing in bottles because the small mouths hurt my dick. Pissing in a snapple bottle while driving was the last straw. When I took my kid on a drive (totally wasn't teaching him the art of smuggling for extra cash) We had a pissin tub each. I call them tubs but they are like 48oz. gas station drank cups. I piss in them around the house and then toss them into my compost in the backyard. I have a clandestine compost in the front yard and will occasionally toss piss onto it when the time is right.
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>>2588955
Bacteria grow like crazy when fed urine. Avoid contact with any part of your anatomy with the bottle. The bacterial load is formidable.
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>>2588955
Use relief tubes (plastic funnels) with a drain hose going to a slashcut overboard drain tube like aircraft used to. 

Old fighters etc just used a vertical slashcut alloy tube that stuck out about an inch. Worked fine until a pilot chewed tobacco and used it for a spit cup then the next pilot had a cup of piss then the crew chief had to tie a cotton screw bag over a ziplock over the funnel and blow out the clog with compressed air. I wasn't a crew chief then so it was funny.
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im going to pressure cook and sterilize a few piss jars today. 15 psi for an hour or so should do it
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>>2588945
>Making teeth whiter.
With urine as is, or my first forming ammonia?
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>>2550956
My dog found my poopcorn tin, knocked it over and rolled around in it then went and jumped up on my mom.
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>>2577937
Patrician's choice. Been pissing exclusively in the sink for 28 years. The future belongs to us, anon.
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>>2568159
Same but I gotta say I've laugh more in this thread than I have on the rest of 4chan in months
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>>2590234
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>>2590911
Common complaint from cleaners: "Any child can pee on the floor, but it takes a real man to dump on the ceiling."
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god dammit anons - i tried to piss in a jug for my garden and now i am hooked. anyone can piss in a toilet but i've been honing my skills. at first i just peed in the milk jug but now i make sport of it. standing in strange positions - holding milk jugs with a few fingers at weird angles. the difficulty increases as the weight of the jug increases - i've been lifting piss jugs to get stronger. my accuracy is much increased as well though i still tend to use the sink as backup just incase or if it's a really hard shot like under the leg. in the winter the stank wasn't so noticeable outside but now it is getting harder to place in the garden or compost. but i can't stop either. i'm a few gallons behind on disposal.
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>>2550955 (OP)
You forgot to mention that your urine contains your own stem cells
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>>2551172
Also that ammonia created during the fermentation process was used by ancient Roman's to whiten their teeth
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>>2552636
>go visit new fren 
>he opens the door and says come in
>hit with the strongest stench of cat piss ammonia almost making me dizzy with revulsion 
>started gagging 
>new fren says "what smell?"
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>>2552697
kek
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>>2557091
No shit? Piss on roses works?
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>>2557356
Clever
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>>2565208
Is it fermented? Old urine?
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>>2568174
Good. Most "Californians" are from some middle American state, move to Cali and then always refer to their original state and its neighbors as "flyover states" in some disparaging way. YOU'RE ORIGINALLY FROM THERE FAGGOT! I left too. Whites have been a minority in socal for over a decade and still the brown hordes get affirmative action privilege.
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>>2590188
Checking and yes after fermentation into ammonia
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>>2591217
Roses love nitrates.
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>>2551172
damn i was hoping that I could pasteurize urine, assumed it was an organic process
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>>2591217
Oh yes. I have a few rose bushes, not much flowering, until I started sprinkling some golden stuff. Things sure perked up. After that, I poured most of the urine around the rose bushes, and the flowering was unlike anything I had seen. And the flowers lasted well into December. Everyone was impressed. The grass around the rose bushes also got going, so I had to spend more time cutting grass but that was not really much of a problem.

So normally I pour 15 - 20 litres at a time, let is seep into the soil, and then I dump a bucket of water over the same area, which is enough to avoid any smell. Since I am WFH 2 days a week, the production is pretty good. Water consumption is also down; water is metered around here.

During winter, I pour the urine over the compost heap. This feeds the bacteria, so the composting process is much faster than normal.
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>>2561794
The fact you can tell how much piss is in them make me want to piss in a bottle just because i like to log my life. But i won't.
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>>2558568
I fucking hate you people. I'd rather you just literally piss in the window well gravel on the stuck toads or off the side of the building. It's like a contest to unnecessarily fuck up the jobsite when you can literally just bring in a contractor bag, still piss in a container, and then throw it in the dumpster at the end of the day.
And this is coming from someone with many alcoholic years of jobsite activity.
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I stayed up an hour later than I intended because this is the most entertaining thread I have seen all day. This is the kind of pissing around I stay on 4chan for.
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>>2591283
>damn i was hoping that I could pasteurize urine, assumed it was an organic process
You can.
Ammonia formation in not biological and the ammonia smell is strong but not too bad. It is when the bacteria gets high on the nitrogen bio-available ammonia that it starts stinking.
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>>2558422
Fucking disgusting
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>>2592348
fucking 54 days for someone to finally appreciate how retarded I am.
just cracked beer 6, this ones for you anon. Maybe I'll piss in the sink when im done
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>>2591210
Nice, so im making bottles of primordial soup in my own bedroom?
Maybe ill have a clone of myself some day
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wait, urine contains stem cells? can you isolate piss stem cells and regrow tissue with it? Going to open up a few 2L bottles and see if I can isolate them somehow
--- 2593158
If you keep piss and poo separate, it prevents it from becoming foul raw sewage. I'm trying to get a Urine diverting composting set up going. DIY of course.
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>>2550955 (OP)
the implication of storing piss in a bottle is that i no longer have to use the bathroom
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>>2588955
Gotta go with the 32oz gatorade bottles
Cheap, every place has them, nice wide lid
I like to use a hammock when I'm camping, and these are my goto
Like the other guy said,
>It does WONDERS for my sleep, as opposed to getting up and walking out to the bathroom
The inconvenience is at least double when you're warm & cozy in a hammock
Have to put on clothes, shoes, then walk ~200ft away from your site
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>>2591164
Definitely don't search "india chai pulling"--it'll put ideas in your head.

But at the same time the only way you get better is with practice, and eventually it becomes a neat party trick.
"I bet I can hold this pint glass at arms length, piss in it, and not miss any."
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I'm getting a minions themed piss tub ready.
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>>2550955 (OP)
are you trying to create the philosopher's stone?
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>>2593417
Quality over quantity, eh?
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>>2593878
do those minion dolls have holes in the crotches
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>>2565181
You will never be a woman
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>>2561084

Does GARDA not let you take piss breaks?
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>>2592378
>Based sink pisser
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>>2593432

the new 28oz gatorade/powerade bottles suck ass for pissing
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There's a house I walk my dog past that absolutely REEKS of piss sometimes. Two ancient geezers live in there and I thought maybe they were dumping a colostomy bag or something but it doesn't smell like shit just pure piss. They have to be pissing into something and dumping it out their front door onto the sidewalk but I can't figure out why. Maybe just to annoy younger people, if so that's kind of based.
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>>2550958
>shit jug
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>>2598390
There is always the window of opportunity.
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I don't know why but I've taken to pissing in bottles when I go to bed and pissing in sinks during the day.
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>>2599367
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrright, so what do you do with the full bottles?
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>>2599368
Down the sink or empty them when I shit, obviously.
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>>2599368
>>2599371
Before you ask. No, I haven't tried shitting in bottles or sink. Yet.
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>>2599371 >>2599372
In this place, nothing is obvious at all.
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>>2599372
You just need the proper adapter