jp/42690630.txt

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--- 42690630
You're not afraid of spiders are you?
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>>42690630 (OP)
I like them because they keep away bugs that are actually annoying.
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>>42690630 (OP)
No but I'm afraid of the youkai in the underworld.
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fat fucking spider
--- 42690730
>>42690630 (OP)
I thought she was inside a barrel when I first saw her sprite in SA
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>>42690630 (OP)
Spiders are friends unless you live in Australia.
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>>42690852
But they're friends here as well, I think you're just a pussy
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>>42690921
Don't they kill people there?
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>>42690926
I've never had a problem, I'm not a racist I welcome all spiders into my house #notallspiders
--- 42690959
I want to wed this spider
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tight wet fertile spider pussy
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FAT, LEWD spiders > other spiders
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>>42690630 (OP)
YAMAME!
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Made for:
- doggystyle sex
- sloppy blowjobs
- irresponsible creampies
- copiously lubed-up titfucks
- dick sniffing
- good-morning kisses
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>>42690965
Tell me more about it!
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>>42690959
Yammy is veey marriageable
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>>42709361
What makes you say that?
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If Yamame is so lewd, how come there are so few porn fics of her?
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>>42710477
People have shit taste
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>>42710489
Well, are you going to remedy that situation?
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>>42710904
-actual huge breasts unlike the garbo most retards post in the boobhu thread
-huge hips
-huge ass, could be bigger but alrigh
-dominatrix...
Why? She was almost perfect.
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acute
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>>42714705
I would.
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>>42716535
You'd get lovesick!
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>>42719754
How nice! That guy is in for a lot of spiderhugs and spidersmooches today!

However, you must be on your guard. This isn't something commonly known by the surface folk, but the design of Yamame's ribbon is actually a message! When it's all brown, that means she's out to play. Hugging, kissing, even heavy skinship is fine! 

But when there are yellow designs in her ribbon, that means it's that time of the month! Time for breeding! It means Yamame's womb is aching to be filled! For that reason, it's fine to drag her aside, pull down her panties and have your way with her at your leisure! She won't hold a grudge. She might even take you home and squeeze your nice, human cock all night long!
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>>42720797
Ready to pounce
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>>42720797
Woah, quite useful info. By the way there's too many stripes on her ribbon, on your image. How troubling..
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>>42690630 (OP)
I love Yammy
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>>42736028
Are you sure you're fine making such proclamations out loud?
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>>42710477
Because Yaf already made the best one when he make Kurodani Yamame Has No Gods, so its almost not worth trying now
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>>42738126
He's a slut.
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BEHOLD

THE YAM
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spud
--- 42745419
Remember. Yamame loves kissing. It doesn't matter whether it's with a friend or a stranger, she's a total sucker for smooches.

If you ever find you've tumbled down a blowhole on the slopes of the Youkai Mountain and gotten stuck in a giant spider web, use of this opportunity and ask the spider lady for a huge, sloppy, tongue-kiss (with gasps and moans and a lot of saliva) before she lets you go!
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>>42690630 (OP)
I am and I don't want them in my house.
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>>42738595
Nobody sane wants to waste their time on Yamame, and that's the truth.
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>>42754003
Her redesign is so cute!
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Make way, heavy load coming through.
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>>42759748
FAT

LEWD

STARVED FOR AFFECTION

THIS SPIDER IS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING IRRESPONSIBLE!
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>>42759901
Very good, but Yamame will never be the heaviest 2hu.
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>>42759901
Doing it raw with the spood
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>>42759748
damn this bitch fat!
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>>42771164
Don't. That makes more spooders.
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>>42771168
Out of the way! Out of the way!
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>>42777521
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>>42690630 (OP)
No, but I don't want them in my house.
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>>42690630 (OP)
I love spiders
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Small spider
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Cute Yam
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>>42789653
Redundant. Yam is always cute. Yes, even when she's doing THAT.
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>>42789724
>THAT
What?
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>>42787431
That's quite small
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>>42795280
It's so you can take her with you wherever you go.
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>>42789765
Oh, you know. THAT
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>>42795534
I don't want her to see me shit.
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Open your mouth. Aaah~
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>>42690630 (OP)
Yes
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>>42690630 (OP)
only small ones
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To the people hanging out here: Is Yamame your favorite or just among the ones you like?
--- 42805073
Spiders are cute, and nothing is more annoying than edgy weirdos falling for the meme that they're scary or dangerous. They're like tiny little cats who take care of pests and just want to laze around all day. I've always felt this was a totally manufactured fear like fear of clowns. Most of us aren't even dangerous to humans, and the ones that are can easily be spotted.
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>>42803583
I don't especially like Yamame; she's not even in my top 15. But I do think she's underrated for how unique of a youkai she is acknowledged to be even in-universe.

Also, corpulent blondes in voluminous clothes are great.
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>>42803583
Not my absolute favorite either, but in the runner ups. Definitely enough to have had a craze about the character where i'd be willing to try and create stuff for her. 
Oddly enough, that social butterfly aspect & construction trivia of hers almost put me off a little but I reasoned that given the kinds of people Yamame is surrounded by, she wouldn't mind a lazy coward who cant anything of their hands, she's not like Yuugi in that regard, or at least that's what I choose to believe.
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>>42805964
I like that take on the design of her dress.
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>>42805073
Dumb dogo stop pulling!
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>>42795534
Yamame wants to come with you wherever you go.
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Grab a handful of spider!
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>>42690647
I like them because they keep away bugs that are actually annoying.
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Six legged hug!
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>>42820593
Where does the human meat end and the spider meat begin?
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>>42820674
Don't call her meat...
--- 42831398
Apparently, earth spiders like mayo. Food for thought.
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>>42727811
spider web onahole??
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>>42820593
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
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>>42831398
I don't know about other earth spiders but Yamame likes mental illnesses because they're spicy
this thread is a full course meal
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>>42805964
HHHHHNNNRRRG! This pic… is making me feel funny…
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>>42837572
One of the most huggable Yamames out there.
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Got you! Get over here!
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>>42690630 (OP)
whish i had a spider capable of keeping away all the wriggle stinkbugs that infest my house...
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The conquest has begun. All shall be webbed.
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>>42838589
What is this devious nibbler going to do
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>>42848250
She's going to nibble every last inch of you.
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>>42843733
AHHHH GET OFF OF ME YOU FILTHY INSECT!!!
YOUR WEB IS ALL OVER ME WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS YOU FUCKING WEIRDO!!
ARE YOU GETTING OFF ON THIS???
GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I FUMIGATE YOU!!
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>>42848334
Actually, spiders aren't insects. The more you know.
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>>42843733
Teaming up with Yamame to bondage rape Reimu!
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Her dress shrank in washing, but she didn't have time to sew a new one before your date. You don't mind, right?
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>>42851152
Trapped!
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Huh? Take off her clothes? Why?
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>>42856733
It's dirty and needs a wash!
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>>42854465
thats one big spider...
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>>42854465
Gosh, imagine sticking your nose up there...
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Spiders are gay bro.
--- 42869572
She's looking at you with them big old eyes... What could she be thinking about?
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>>42869572
>big old eyes
What?
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>>42873336
They're big, and, as a youkai, she is pretty old. What's not to understand?
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The biggest spider in the underworld!
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>>42878024
Fatty
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>>42877003
calling females old is a bad decision
calling female youkai old is just volunteering for euthanasia
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The fate of spider fuckers
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>>42883092
Rude!
Be better!
Spiders look out for you and are not judging your lifestyle choices!
They will save you from the nasty bugs invading your home no matter what!
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>>42882779
You won't be so smart when she's pressing that ass against your hips!
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>>42883139
How much will Yamame Home Security cost to protect my home from nasty bugs?
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>>42893377
Yamame Home Security has been victim of many slander propaganda so now is the best time to get a spider in your home! It'll only cost you a bit of neglectful behavior on the house cleaning, and a free ceiling that you do not intend to touch.
From there, you will be sent a free spider, and you will be able to reap the benefits of a bug free life! 
Yamame Home Security will not be held accountable for any case of obsessive behavior, infectious kisses, and miscalleanous misconducts done by its salarywoman towards the user
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>>42893412
>obsessive behavior, infectious kisses, and miscalleanous misconducts
Well, shit. Now I want to write a lewd fic showcasing such behaviour.
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>>42895044
Looking forward to it.
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>>42893412
>salarywoman
OL Yamame.
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>>42895044
If this were real life the sparrow would eat that spider but because this is Touhou they will make out and scissor
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>>42902651
It's hotter than that.
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>>42902651
If this were real life, I would be stuffing my tongue down Yam-san's pie-hole.
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>>42908254
Yam's big yams
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>>42911110
They're quite big, aren't they? It's troublesome.
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its my favourite 2hu, Young Nigga Donnie!
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Cheeky little spider
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Look at this adorable spud. Look!
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>>42923314
I think she's had enough spuds.
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>>42690630 (OP)
A spider has helped me once get rid of a fly
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>>42893412
what does yamame think of wriggle?
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>>42937845
Yamame thinks Wriggle would make for a nice appetizer
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>>42938150
No bullying other hus.
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>>42938150
bug ryona! let's go!
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>>42938765
She's got Wriggle!
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>>42952668
Ahhh, I wish Yammy would sniff me...
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>>42690630 (OP)
Have you never been bitten by one?
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>>42895044
you better do it now that the patron saint of yamame lewdfics has dropped off the face of the earth
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>>42967158
Someone on AO3 is writing an SA fuck-through and it had a nice Yammy scene.
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>>42893412
H-How do I contract these services?
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Let her out of this stupid glass! Right now!
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>>42967158
>patron saint of yamame lewd
Rin69minamimuki?
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I'm afraid I won't have a spider like Yamame in my bed.
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>>42990309
You'd be more afraid if you did!
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>>42967158
who??
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>>42990930
Spread the truth!
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>>42990930
i have left spiders in my house since childhood, i even let a few spiders into my home when it was raining outside, i left dead bugs near spiders in my home for fun, and i've prevented other animals from attacking spiders when i saw it happen. the only reason i ever try to get spiders out of my home is when i have roommates and guests that i know wouldn't like them. i put them on napkins and bring them outside while trying to not harm them. i like spiders and find them fun, and i had a pet tarantula when i was in preschool. with that said, i have done some very bad things when i was younger to a whole bunch of animals, including at least three spiders that i can remember. i didn't do it very often, but the things i did were pretty bad. do you think i would be forgiven?
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>>43002920
The odds would be stacked against you, you are essentially saying that you bear no hatred to spiders, yet you've potentially bullied or even murdered 3 of them. You know what they say about 3 strikes.
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>>43002920
>>43006133
Worry not. Yamamin will reform you with tight hugs, light kisses on the mouth and spider leg tickles.
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>>43006974
We live in a world without Yamame's spiderlegjobs, so why live?
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>>43007018
To live it vicariously by writing fics about it.
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>>42690630 (OP)
why can't my spider be like that
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healthy spider
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>>43014779
I want to mating press this spider
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>>43014779
Move aside fat spider, I want that Kisume butt back there.
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I've been generating obscene spooders all day today.
>reee AI reee
Yeah, I know. Don't worry. They're for just my personal enjoyment.
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>>43007081
Did you try kissing it to make it change into a cute girl like Yamame?
--- 43027498
I must resist jerking off to this spider!
--- 43027507
Some spiders eat their mates after mating...
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>>43027507
Not the Argiope spider, on which Yamame's design is based! In fact, the Argiope spider's mating ritual involves the male weaving a web near the female's until she gets used to him and accepts his company. I wrote a whole story predicated on this concept; it had BETTER be accurate.

Also, Argiope spiders are known as kogane-gumo (money spider), considered an invitation of good fortune - literal and figurative - and cherished around Japan. Yes, Yamame was doing it before Mike made it popular. In addition, the wavy patterns Argiope weave into their webs is meant to warn and prevent birds from getting sticky, white spider stuff all over themselves while flying low. Yamame is a very kind, considerate girl, you know!
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>>43028004
>I wrote a whole story predicated on this concept
is that you, yaf?
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the yams has additional limbs to grope you with!
personally I'm more a fan of those extra 'legs' she had in 17.5 being controllable
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>>43031112
There was a really cute animation of her yawning and flexing those pseudo-legs, but the author's Twitter got nuked, and OF COURSE they didn't upload 80% of their stuff to Pixiv.
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What do her spider eyes see?
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>>43028341
Nyeh.
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>>43042324
glad to see you're still around
please inject more yamame into my soul
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>>43028004
Which story?
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>>43032392
There's a reason why you always download stuff from Japanese artists you like.
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SPIDERS!!!
PUNCH EM!!!
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>>43044333
I'm gonna womb punch Yamame with my penis until she becomes a Yamama
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>>43044277
It's about a Kurodani Yamame who Has No Gods. That's all I can say.

You know, what the hell, I can afford some self-shilling at my age. https://archiveofourown.org/works/28703256
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>>43044333
I understood that reference!
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>>43045620
this story is shit because it doesn't end with Yammy becoming a mom
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>>43045620
Will read, thanks.
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>>43048852
Agreed. Yamames ought to have babbies.
--- 43052718
Morning attack! You're not getting up!
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>>43027498
You aren't leaving this thread until you have!
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>>43045620
Taking this chance to say I absolutely adored reading this back in the day. Your writing is engrossing.

Back to your regularly scheduled yamameposting.
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>>43062948
Appreciated!
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>>43070954
How the hell does that come about?
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>>43073610
The hair.
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>>43079023
what
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>>42883092
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>>43052718
Why did she bring Kisume?
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>>43088458
They're friends
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>>43079052
Yamame, no! Spiders can't drink coffee!
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>>43090999
Yamame is a grown spider who can do as she wants! She doesn't need to listen to your rules!
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>>43097743
But she'll get really hyper!
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>>43090999
Don't worry, it's just cocoa.
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>>43098356
Look at her. She's perfectly fine!
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>>42690630 (OP)
Depends on their size
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>>43106338
Thankfully, her good friend Kisume is here to keep her in che--

Oh. She fell asleep. Um...
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>>43106467
Kisume got mixed up and had irish coffee instead
Sleep tight ya little shit.
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>>43106483
Would Yamame be allowed Irish coffee?
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>>43111307
No! She's a Japanese spider!
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>>43116366
Is the "Japanese" part relevant here?
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>>43119707
Yes
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>>42690630 (OP)
I want to have lovey dovey sex with Yamame-san spider form!
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>>43125912
Go ahead then!
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>>43132389
Spussy, 1st rate.
Excellent!
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>>43132328
i can see her pentys.
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>>43132389
Stinky!
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>>43132389
I would fuck this spider!
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>>43116366
How old is yammy
Is she a hag?
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>>43146913
I like to imagine she's old, likely the oldest of all the tsuchigumo currently living in Former Hell. She can kick back and have fun without making a fuss, which is something only older, more established youkai are seen doing in Gensokyo. Moreover, Akyuu writes that she's amiable and can be reasoned with, which isn't something I'd expect from a younger, more callow youkai spider.
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I haven't saved enough Yamame pics.
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>>43044377
underrated post.
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>>43146913
She can be a lovely mommy
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Why is she often portrayed with big tiddies?
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>>43163732
Because they are superior
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>>43163732
Because her dress looks fluffy and comfortable, and boobs introduce additional softness.

In fact, Yamame may just give the softest, warmest hugs of all the 2hus.
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>>42690630 (OP)
I am not but all the ones that get into my house are dumb freeloaders so I just kill them.
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>>43172120
Boss
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>>43166999
I want to squish yammy
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>>43184241
Yamame will squish YOU.
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Spider bath? Spider bath.
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>>43184387
use based64 instead of AOM
based has actual colour instead of being washed out
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>>43184387
more like yamammals
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>>43187491
That was nai, actually, and one of the very first pics I got out of it. I'm an anythingV3, hassaku and mixProV4 boy these days.
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>>43187480
Still stinks.
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>>43193143
Please describe the stink. Perhaps you are mistaking it for something else?
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babu
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>>43196370
Yamame deserves a lot of these
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>>43196752
I can give them to her.
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>>42690630 (OP)
I usually try to aim my load at them.
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>>43199212
That's sick
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Imagine the hugs!
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>>42690630 (OP)
No
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>>43201106
There passes not a day that I don't.
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Hey! You here for the sleepover? Come on it, we're just getting started.
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>>43214156
Yamame without her hair ribbon is surprisingly cute
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>>43219813
Whoa! What the hell, dude! I thought there was a spider on my screen!
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>>43201016
It's their fault for showing themselves to me.
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Corndog.
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>>43224922
Really makes you want to see Route 66.
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>>43231903
visiting Route 66 with Yamame!
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>>43236033
Yamame looks like she's havin a blast
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>>43002920
All this spider talk reminds me of the time my bathroom was invaded by a specific type of spider that is predator to all other spiders and harmless to humans. I kept her there for days and for some reason my retarded ass panicked when I saw her set an egg there, I ended up taking the lives of two spiders that time and it has haunted me forever since then, god I miss that spider... I'm headed straight to hell. I can't make up for it but at least I've been cupping stray spiders that wander into my house and take them to the tree outside, out of fear I may repeat the same mistake.
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>>42690630 (OP)
Fuck spiders
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>>43239803
That's the plan. Kiss them beforehand, though. Yamame told me earth spiders are actually reaaally into kissing. She demonstrated.
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>>43236033
A road trip with the SA crew would be fun.