jp/43015811.txt

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--- 43015811
Why is Youmu being a Yandere so in-character for her.
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Extreme loyalty
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>>43015811 (OP)
She's a huge dork and is known for her devotion. She struggle with her feelings of love until she rationalizes that she just has to devote herself to them, even if they don't want it. With her swordsmanship skill, it's not like you can say no to her anyway.
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>>43015811 (OP)
Great question!
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>>43015811 (OP)
She's a dork who probably can't handle rejection too well.
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>>43015811 (OP)
Because she would never hurt me.
>>43016430
No?
>>43020076
Soft Youmu feet! The cutest!
>>43020904
Reject?
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>>43023737
>Reject?

Well she wouldn't have a reason to react this way without an initial rejection right?
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>>43023740
Maybe there was a misunderstanding? Avoidance can come from other places
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>>43027319
Telling Youmu you can't hang out with her because you have prior plans! She gets paranoid thinking it's because you're going on a date with someone! Youmu spends all afternoon going all over the place to see who this woman is so she can kill her! 

The truth was that you were feeling a bit lethargic and wanted to spend the day reading inside! These misunderstandings wouldn't happen so often if Youmu worked up the courage to tell you how she feels but she insists on trying to get you to fall for her so you say something first, thereby making the situation less awkward for her! As things are now, she'd rather stress over your choice of company and contemplate murder than face potential rejection!
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There she goes, pointing her sword at people again.
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>>43033039
Sorry, would a hammer be better?
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>>43036914
Youmu is a troubled child!
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>>43036914
Translate it, weebs. Please.
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>>43037658
yuyu cant usa le katanus, so she must use le hamma
yomoo being an evil daughter
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She seem unhinged
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>>43037694
I like this artist's crazy hammer Youmu.
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>>43037658
The first page of the comic is about Yuyuko learning swordsmanship from Youmu. She can't get a hang of it and fails to cut the practice target, which leads to the exchange scene here.

Youmu: We will swap to this.
Yuyuko: What about sword technique?
Youmu: "Smash things that cannot be cut" You will remember this with your body.
Yuyuko: Hey, what about sword technique?
Youmu: Don't object and grip this!
Yuyuko: No, stop! Don't be rough! And what about the sword technique?!
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>>43015811 (OP)
Because being secretly possessive and showing that side to me only makes her even moe perfect
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>>43047712
What is she saying.
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>>43047712
Youmu's day has already passed! Time to look at other girls!
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>>43050697
Youmu's phantom half is part of her, so I'm still drawing breath!
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>>43050687
Fuck knows
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>>43055508
Hiding from Youmu!
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>>43055780
Why even post this gibberish?
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>>43060711
This fella is as insane as Youmu!
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>>43060711
badly translated engrish sounds kawaii :3
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>>43015811 (OP)
I think Youmu is annoying
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>>43063684
Would you tell her that to her face?
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>>43063688
Yes.
I want Youmu to kill me.
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>>43064097
Now why would you want that?
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>>43064097
she won't kill a human for just that
but it would be really hidoi :(
she would probably just make a very hurt face for a few seconds before making her normal serious one and saying something about muh yuyuko sama this and ryoukanken that
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I want Youmu to make me LIVE
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>>43070833
Sorry, she can only make you DIE.
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>>43070833
I'm afraid living is not an option
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When you thought that Youmu couldn't look more unhinged, here's come Jirai kei Youmu
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>>43071970
she gives off the vibe of a cheap prostitute in that unflattering pic
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>>43071970
I tell her I don't have any money and keep walking.
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>>43072081
after a wile you try to find your wallet and discover that you really don't have any money indeed
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>>43072151
That dastardly Youmu...
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>>43072160
Is my perfect wife.
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>>43036914
cute hammer sis
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>>43037694
Why is she like this?
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>>43089467
She recently escaped from the mental hospital Yuyuko put her in! She doesn't know Yuyuko is the one that sent her there so Yuyuko is pretending to be happy that she is home but she is secretly afraid!
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someone bump the youmu thread plox
isp changed my ip and now i can't bump it
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Youmu feeding you aphrodisiac laced food!
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>>43096558
Switching our plates after tricking her into leaving the room for a second! Take that, Youmu!
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>>43096829
Youmu can't believe it, you're just like her! She drugged your food and now she found out you drugged hers - it's a perfect match, one made in heaven! 
She's so happy she can't even express it properly, so she'll just get rid of those cumbersome clothes and make love to you now! Now!
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>>43096829
Uh-oh.
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Is this Dork a samurai or a wannabe?
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>>43096829
Great, now you're in a room with an aggressive and uncontrollably horny girl who has two sharp swords.
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>>43097571
It's okay, she left her swords in her room for dinner! If she leaves, I'll know why and I can be gone by the time she gets back!
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>>43097120
Her father might have been one if that counts.
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>>43099074
Will I be able to ask him for his daughter's hand in marriage?
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>>43105653
No, he is currently missing or away on a long term trip.
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>>43106255
Myon still hasn't any milk...
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>>43106261
Who is Myon?
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>>43096107
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>>43112503
Why is she going to be a bad girl?
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>>43117355
Because she is evil and horny, so she's going to do something bad.
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youmu
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Youmu did her very best today!
Go on, praise her! She's waiting.
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>>43123779
smoking HOT
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>>43123806
You really did a good job at killing my whole family, myon.
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>>43123806
Thank you, Youmu
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>>43112503
Why is she raping him?
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>>43138346
Horny, she's repressed, has a high libido, and she's a little autistic.
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>>43123806
I write a big "8" on a sheet of paper and hold it up. Points off for losing one of her buttons but otherwise good work,
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happy Youmu day /jp/
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>>43142526
Why is it Youyou's day??!
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>>43145878
4 = yo
6 = mu
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>>43159033
Oh, thanks
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>>43165114
Translate it, weebs
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i just recently find out that the artist of hottest Touhou doujin is a woman. That made those doujin multiple times hotter now. Reisen's fat fucking tits and Youmu's huge heavy cock are made for each other.
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>>43172612
>Futa
Get out.
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>>43172612
This artist's Reisen is lucky. GIYTWM
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Youmu really likes Anon did isn't sure how to get his attention, then she remembers the old samurai tales she read. Beating someone in a fight is a sure way to get someone to swear loyalty to you, it's perfect! So Youmu goes out with an extra sword and finds Anon to challenge him to a duel! He refuses at first but Youmu insists! They fight and Youmu wins of course, now Anon must follow her! Anon starts to protest this, which makes Youmu quite agitated. This isn't how the stories went. When he tries to leave, she gets really angry and smacks him across the face! As he sprawls on the ground, she gets an exciting tingly feeling deep within her, so she raises her hand again. But anon seemed to have learned and agrees to listen to what she has to say. Youmu is happy, but she secretly hopes hes a bad boy again so she can hit him again. Something about that felt really good to her....
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>>43173337
Heart boner, no!
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>>43173337
Hot.
Violent and abusive Youmu is the best.
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>>43172612
>Youmu's huge heavy cock
Is it really that big???
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>>43138455
Today I found out I am Youmu.
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>>43176666
>Quads
Congrats anon, you will become Youmu.
Get ready to start feeding Yuyuko, you'd better enjoy it at least a little.
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>>43176666
You're interested in dicks?
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>>43173337
What would have happened if he just kept turning down the duel requests.
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>>43177524
The end result would be the same: Youmu would get impatient and hit him in the head with the blunt part of her katana, making her realize just how good hurting anon feels.
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>>43177799
Bleeding but laughing at Youmu for discarding her honor to strike at an unarmed opponent that is well below her in skill level!
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>>43177130
No. Like Youmu, i also have a massive dong.
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>>43179041
LIAR
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>>43190160
...discovered
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>>43015811 (OP)
Just bend her sword. She can't act upon her yandere ugres without a weapon!
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I love her, bros...
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>>43177799
Haha imagine Youmu roughly grasping your jaw and forcing you to stay still as she fucks your throat with her tongue lmao she's so weird
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>>43199745
And she loves you too!
A lot more, in fact!
She doesn't really know how to handle it, since Yuyuko only taught her to cook for her!
She loves you so much in fact, that she wants to be with you forever! FOREVER!!
To Makai with all those pesky things like "Family" and "Friends", all you need is each other! Just you and Youmu!
Just Youmu!
Only Youmu.
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>>43199847
>And she loves you too!
She does?
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Is Youmu worth it?
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>>43204815
With loyalty, cooking, and combat prowess like hers', how could she NOT be worth it?
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>>43204815
idk
i am just here to have unsure sex with her (she thinks it's wrong to have sex before marriage or some shit like that but too timid to say no) imagine her cute retaliating words and moans even when she doesn't want to say them, and her weird unsure face
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>>43206689
She'll slit your throat if she thinks you're seeing another girl behind her back.
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>>43208079
Youmu will be murdering me for being too overbearing with her rather than anything else!
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>>43204815
Youmu is worth living for
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Introducing Youmu to my parents! Having a meal together! Getting confused looks when both Youmu and my other mama try to procure the salt shaker for me at the same time!
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>>43213870
Youmu is for daughter not mother !!
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>>43219148
She can do both for Me. Be protected and to protect Me
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>>43015811 (OP)
But I don't like her enough to want to have her as my yandere. Can't she find someone else to obsess over?
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>>43224575
Get over yourself NERD, she's obsessed with me and not a loser like YOU!
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>>43224575
>>43224845
She's not obsessed with either of you DORKS, she's obsessed with ME!
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>>43224845
>>43224877
Youmu is a normal girl and she isn't obsessed with anyone, you weirdos.
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>>43225056
Oh youmu, you dont have to be such a tsundere for me
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>>43225966
Imagine a tsundere yandere. 
"I killed that girl, yeah, but not because she was sooo goddamn happy when she talked to you when you shopped there, it's... because she tried to scam me, okay!? I didn't even know you knew her! Get out of my way, weirdo."