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Why mutts fear small cars?
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Why are euros attracted to living in and driving pods?
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Big car make feel big important
Make people think do big things
But only do little things
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HOUSE REAL BIG
CAR REAL BIG
DICK REAL BIG
EVERYTHING REAL BIG
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>>26527558 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp9ch-dAKk0 [Embed]
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>>26527565
They aren't considered pods here.
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>>26527558 (OP)
Unironically marketing so brands can keep shoving more unnecessary garbage to drive up the price of new princess trucks.
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Bigger cars are more comfortable, which is important for long drives, which are common in the US. In my country the furthest family lives maybe 1,5 hour away and then I'm halfway across the country already. My commute for example is 20 minute drive (no traffic)
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>>26527565
All cars are pods. That's why living in a city is the ultimate experience, since it's the only place where you aren't living in the pod.
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>>26527558 (OP)
How much does the average American man weigh? The average American man 20 years old and up weighs 197.9 pounds . The average waist circumference is 40.2 inches, and the average height is just over 5 feet 9 inches (about 69.1 inches) tall. As time wears on, American men are increasing in both stature and weight.
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>>26527985
keep in mind that the average truck buyer will trend to be lower class than average and the lower classes in america are disgusting fatasses
your average truckold weight is probably around 240lbs. disgusting
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>>26527558 (OP)
They don't have old narrow roads and have plenty of parking space. Why would they drive small cars

Even small european cars have grown so much in size for our roads.
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>>26527571
Debt real big too
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>>26527558 (OP)
>Why mutts fear small cars?
I'm trying really hard to keep mine but my lifestyle is outgrowing it. I think I'll try a trailer hitch and a cargo carrier before I think of going larger.
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>>26528082
>Debt real big too
Americans don't worry about debt, as they just declare bankruptcy and eat shit for seven years.
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>>26527565
>euro pods: >;C
>goyim pods: '0'
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>>26527927
>Bro, pod life sucks....that's why I live in the city.
Retard of the century gold medalist.
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>>26527985
>The average American man 20 years old and up weighs 197.9 pounds
And that's the average. It hides how bad the problem actually is.

- Underweight to normal weight (<25 BMI) is about 21%. It's steadily decreasing.
- Overweight is roughly the same at about 31%.
- Obesity (30-39.9 BMI) has more than tripled at about 40%.
- Morbid Obesity (>40 BMI) is gaining a strong foothold at 8%.

What's actually happening is that society is stratifying between two types of populations, one that is kinda normal looking, and one that is incredibly fat as fuck, with not much in between.

The cars are actually beginning to show signs of design stratification, as cars are either compact-ish or fuckhuge large, and not much inbetween. Conventional midsize options are dwindling in availability because people don't fit that average anymore.

>The average waist circumference is 40.2 inches
I've noticed this in thrift store shopping. I buy the largest jeans possible to get the most shop rags out of them. It's cheaper to cut up and sew up denim shop rags than it is to buy the red rags when they cost a dollar each.

>the average height is just over 5 feet 9 inches (about 69.1 inches) tall.
This is also stratification at work. Two main populations, one way shorter than 69 inches and one way taller than 69 inches, not a whole lot inbetween. This is mainly due to the hispanic and asian migrations. They tend to be smaller people in general.

>>26527993
>your average truckold weight is probably around 240lbs
No doubt easily that. Truck manufacturing ensures that seats accommodate no less than 350 lbs. If you ever check the listings for used trucks, the lateral seat bolsters have tears because they slide their asses in and stretch and tear the leather.

This actually has an interesting case study in the Hyundai Sonata, which was well known to be a good midsize car for fatasses. Hyundai got so sick of doing warranty work for seat rails that their new generational lineup rates for 350+ lbs.
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>>26527985
>American men are increasing in both stature and weight.
Stature is decreasing because we can't stop pumping beanas and making mutts with 50% stumpy goblin DNA.
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>>26528126
In Wall-E, all the people moving around in pods was mocking suburban life.
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>>26527558 (OP)
I wish we at least had the option for both.
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>>26527558 (OP)
Need room for numerous low IQ children and all their shit. Especially in a truck where half the vehicle is worthless 99% of the time for 99% of people.
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i'm a loud and proud chudbro but i love small cars. so much easier to park and zip around in traffic
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>>26528278
>well in disney
kill yourself
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>>26528501
>noooo stop comparing the Disney inspired meme to Disney!
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>>26527558 (OP)
Trucks are top tier comfy.
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>>26527558 (OP)
I don't
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>>26528765
So don't park next to the cart return like a fatass
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>>26528780
>like a fatass
That's on the far end of the lot, no fat fuck parks where you'd have to walk more than a few feet
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>>26527558 (OP)
Have you guys ever notest skinny people ride in massive cars while fat people stuff themselves in small cars? Why is this?
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>>26528788
Never noticed this. Fat asses drive pickup trucks.
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>tfw pic related while stuck in traffic so I can't get out of the blind spot and the other driver is a woman
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>>26527558 (OP)
why is europe an anti car enthusiast shithole?
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>>26529185
>SUVs
>Enthusiasts
an enthusiast should have no problem maintaining their current ICE vehicle for the next 100 years
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>>26528788
no
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>>26529185
God I hope this actually passes so I can watch euroids squirm while Russia squeezes them dry to power their little compact cuckbox EVs
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>>26528082
COPE REAL BIG
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>>26527558 (OP)
Post small cars in self-defense scenarios
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er7VRMEVdys [Embed]
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>>26527558 (OP)
1970's, small cars are a symbol of fuel savings, which was when Americans suffered from a economics recession due to the fuel crisis
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>>26527993
>your average truckold weight is probably around 240lbs
>only 240lbs
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>>26527927
wrong choir to preach to, pal
but you are correct
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>>26529015
Where can I see those comparisons? They're neat
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>>26529185
>Germany is unhappy
Germany doesn't have fuel, it's not a happiness issue that's why they're pressing for efuels and lobbyed the EU to allow ICE engines as long as they use efuels

This means the EU will funda and subsidize efuel factories, most likely in Chile and Spain
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>>26527558 (OP)
Market research indicates the big car makes up for the self perceived lack of driving ability. Generally speaking the last person who should be driving an SUV is it's typical buyer.
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>>26527558 (OP)
>Why mutts fear small cars?

I’m not poor and I don’t live in a cramped shithole like SF or NYC, so why shouldn’t I take advantage of the spacious infrastructure built in mind for 70s land yachts?
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>>26527558 (OP)
So you're saying I'm not a mutt? Wow. Today 4chan tried to turn me gay as a eurofag.
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>>26530234
>Generally speaking the last person who should be driving an SUV is it's typical buyer.
They also can't afford to drive one either. The new generation of drivers clap out cars by 50k miles. The days of cars being irredeemable by 100k miles is close.
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friendly reminder that the challenger is not a sports car
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>>26529015
>>26530196
Found it, thanks for nothing you miserable fucks

https://www.carsized.com/en/
Nah I'm joking I love you all have a nice day :)
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>>26530275
Neither is anything that's slower than a Challenger.
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>>26530285
that's a v12 vantage you ingrate
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>>26527571
>>26527598
LADIES
GENTLEMEN
GANGSTAS
PIMPS
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>>26528684
>pod meme is inspired by Disney
Are you truly as fucking retarded as you portray yourself?
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>>26527558 (OP)
you would be right to fear being in a small car
even an F100 can ruin your day
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>>26527558 (OP)
I carry my dogs. My wife. My son. A car seat. A stroller. A bag. Toys. Stuff I buy. Sometimes my motorcycle. I tow my trailer. It's retarded to buy a small car to try to make it fit. I'd rather have a single vehicle (a truck) that can do literally everything I need.
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>>26530311
>he hasn't seen Wall-E
LOL. Lmao even.
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>>26530290
Which would get destroyed by a widebody Challenger on a track. Next.
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>>26530437
that would require a challenger to be driven on a track. I guess we'll never know.
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>>26530460
A 2018(lol) Challenger keeps up with a new Supra 3.0 on a track. Good fucking luck keeping up with that pigfat poo in the loo mobile.

https://www.caranddriver.com/features/a23319884/lightning-lap-times-historical-data/
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it's like a big goofy clown shoe
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>>26530494
That website isn't really to scale. In real life these are definitely big but not that comically big. A Ram 1500 completely eclipses them.
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>>26530472
>calls other cars pigfat, challenger weighs 6000 pounds dry
>calls the aston 'poo in the loo', then salivates over the 'scat pack'
>knows that challenger drivers do not do track driving and sites a magazine that forces a comparison to a toyota with a bmw crossover engine.
yeah ok
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>>26530499
>That website isn't really to scale. In real life these are definitely big but not that comically big. A Ram 1500 completely eclipses them.
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>>26530501
If your pigfat car is getting out-handled by a morbidly pigfat car you need some better engineers. The Aston is owned and made by Indians. Cope.

>>26530507
OH SAY CAN YOU
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the challenger is basically the tranny of cars.
it identifies as a new sports car even though it is obviously just a 90's full size sedan with 2 doors removed. it's been trying to pass for 15 years but it's just getting worse every year.
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>>26528765
Cute "style bar" you got there.
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>>26530520
Yeah, the PO put it on. It's coming off when my stock windblocker comes in
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>>26527558 (OP)
You know very well why mutts don't like small cars. 
https://youtu.be/P8-1X8au4eg [Embed]
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I ride a motorcycle for my small vehicle fix. Or a convertible.
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>>26527558 (OP)
heres the thing, we can AFFORD big cars, europeans can't afford anything other than a sub 2 liter cuckbox, then get mad when americans have larger cars.
If the average european could afford a v8 truck, many would drive and buy them
Its literally the fox and grapes thing but applied to a whole continent.
meanwhile klaus schwab and crew get chaufferred in v12 maybachs
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>>26527927
Ok so why are you on an automotive's enthusiast board, to argue and seethe in unwinnable debates? Js really this your personality?
Is this really what city life turns people into, willingly searching for adversarial debates online because there is nothing else to do?
Is there anything more pathetic than going to an automotive enthusiasts board to argue against car ownership literally all day?
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>>26531348
only our definition of afford means
>after everything is paid, including car, i still have 500 left for saving, im not rich after all better have something in backup.
while your defintion is
>after most of my expences is paid i got 500 left so why not use it to finance a truck for 1000/month, thats what rich people do, right?
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>>26531361
Why do ICE pedos post in EV threads? It is a similar mystery.
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>>26531383
did I mention anything about EVs?
you were literally blatantly seething about hating cars, on a car board, now you bring up EVs?
In fact the same question could be asked to you, why do you invade threads about new ICE cars with shit like "Uhhhh my EV is that it locks its doors and burns the driver in a lithium fire is better because its fast in a line for 40 seconds then needs to recharge for 5 hours"
you do the exact same hypocritical thing.
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>>26530520
We call them rat traps. They function like 'em too. My '97 M Edition csme with it and I threw that out right away.
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>>26531433
Why do people seethe about EVs in EV threads?
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>>26531541
Why do EV tards seethe about ICEs in ICE threads?
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>>26527558 (OP)
Daww look at the widdle wife spec F150
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>>26531736
That almost never happens. 100% of EV threads have an ICE pedo screeching.
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>>26531348
No that's a fucking lie, you are deluded. Aside from what >>26531379 said if that were true your country wouldn't have a whole repo industry. Even an average Joe that starts doing repos can make it in a couple years of repo work due to the ammount of retards that can't actually afford the cars they get loans for
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>>26531763
>>26531760
>>26531541
>>26531383
>>26531541
>>26527927
>>26528082
>>26528278
>>26528368
>>26528870
>>26529191
>>26530144
>>26530160
>>26530234
>>26530507
>>26530512
>>26530622
>>26531379
Reinder to report all eurocuck /n/igger shitposting
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damn regulations stole our small trucks
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>>26531383
Kys tranny
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>>26532349
Kek. Even the minute amount of euro men that are jacked are absolute fucking cucklord shitskin-loving faggots. Take that Swedish faggot, Knut, for example. Authority worshipping bootlicking faggots, every last one of them.
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>>26532479
ok groomer
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you don't understand how big the us is
try driving anything smaller than a camry for four hours or more and then on top of being intensely uncomfortable you still haven't even left the state you start in
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>>26532554
Says the tranny
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>>26532678
>>26532554
Now both of you kiss
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>>26528082
It brings me amusement from the level of cope you are going through
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>>26527558 (OP)
Because we know if some other American driving a regular pickup hits us driving our tiny little car, they're not even going to notice, and we become yet another fatal hit-and-run statistic.
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>>26532678
ok groomer
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>>26527558 (OP)
SUVs were initially advertised as being much safer than seller cars, even though the smaller cars were actually safer to drive. Vehicles classified as "light trucks" not having to go through as strict of safety regulation as any other vehicle, therefore automakers could save money by putting all their eggs in the "light truck" basket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN7mSXMruEo&pp=ygUSbm90IGp1c3QgYmlrZXMgU1VW [Embed]
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>>26532982
*Maybe* rolling a SUV is still a lot safer than using a small car that will 100% destroy you in a crash.
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>>26527993
240 lbs isn't even Jack shit if your tall. When I was in my peak shape when I was young doing sports and snowboarding every weekend I was 250. Because I'm damn near 6 and a half feet tall.

I'm definently a fat fuck now at 290lbs but I drive a corolla and it's got plenty of space.
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>>26532998
at 250 you were just a cunt hair below obese now you are deep into obesity
arent you a faggot? i thought faggots were supposed to be fit
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>>26532998
>290lbs
>takes it up the butt
>gr corolla
checks out
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>>26532487
Don't know about the rest, but having read in some car and motorcycle forums lately this
>Authority worshipping bootlicking faggots
is absolutely true. So many whining, especially when someone asked if he should ride without a license on empty country roads. The absolute amount of seething, """real""" motorcyclists (those with license) wouldn't take kindly to it, that it should be harder to get it (already loads of hoops to jump through). Fucking bunch of pussies. Seen similar shit when someone wanted to "trim" their daughter's moped car because it was slower than the legal limit. Or when it comes to our nany state yearly inspections. 
Fucking retarded law abiders. Ironically enough it seems to be the same crowd that would absolutely rage if the state decided to lower the speed limits somewhere.

t. Swede
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>>26532349
>NO WALKABLE CITIES LE BAD
>STUCK IN CONGESTED TRAFFIC SPENDING AN HOUR TO GO NOWHERE LE GOOD

Get fucked you short sighted faggot, the less women, poos and gooks that are on the road travelling to the city the more I can enjoy my drives. Walkable cities means less cars travelling from suburban and regional areas to the cities, less cars on the road means I can go faster with less risk of being taken out by some /noskills/ NPC.
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>>26532569
I drove across 30% of Australia in one sitting driving a Hyundai Getz packed to the roof with shit. Get fucked and lose some weight fatty.
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>>26532569
how fat are you jesus christ?
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>>26527878
>furthest is 1.5 hours
>20 minute commute
It's all short
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>>26534717
Yeah that was my point, one hour drive is fine in a crammed car, even if you're fat, like Anon pointed out here >>26532569
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>>26527558 (OP)
Small cars are useless garbage cars because of too small cargo space. I have no use for car that has less than 5 seats, less than 1495litre(rear seats down) cargo space. These are part of my requirements for cars forever. Your picture is nothing else than stupid junk because that small car doesnt offer proper cargo space at all. From those vehicles you show I would take the pick up truck because its 100% more beneficial vehicle for my purposes.
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small dick= muh frigging big truggs
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>>26530234
True. It's always short women who can't see over the dash driving these things.
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>BECAUSE FRWEDDIUM AND 9/11, AM WIDERRRR THAN YOOOOOOUUUUUU!
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>>26535027
honda fits have that much space
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>>26535050
Ohnononononon big trucks sisters are we just little femboys on the inside?
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>>26535040
this is why i drive a suzuki cappuccino with a "yes i'm compensating" bumper sticker
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>>26535058
>mutts are small dicked faggots and troons
holy mother of the land of freedom john gonzales
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>>26535069
why did you bring up gay sex unprompted? you have some issues dude
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>>26527571
>dick real small
FTFY
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>>26535050
Honda fit ground clearance 5.3 inches(13.46cm)? Engines 1.2-1.5 liter and max 130hp? 
Too less, I refuse to buy Honda fit.
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>>26532987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8liH4qxnBCo [Embed]
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>>26527558 (OP)
Can yuo size compare with a mustang
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>>26536491
Crashing into a wall at 30mph and getting hit by a 6000lb truck are very different things. Just look up "vehicle crash compatibility".
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>>26527558 (OP)
because they’re fat and fat people need big cars
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>>26527878
It takes an hour and a half to drive from one side of Houston to the other.
You can drive for 2 and a half hours I a straight line on the freeway and still be in the same county.
Most euros just don't understand how massive the U.S. is
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>>26527565
>Big pod good
>Small pod BAD
just get a bike if it matters so much.
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>>26527571
thanks for the kino throwback anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp9ch-dAKk0 [Embed]
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Small pp cope
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>>26535027
Fair enough but I'm willing to bet you're the 1% who actually needs that space and the other 99% hauls nothing but air
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>>26527558 (OP)
What car is that? side profile looks great.
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>>26529299
>>26529299
kek
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>>26539070
Ford F150
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>>26527558 (OP)
Instead of bike lanes, America should put in kei car lanes. Bikes are slow, impractical, and gay and simply don't work in American-size cities. Kei cars, on the other hand, can often do highway speeds if needed (at least the 5 speed and for sure the turbo ones), would get great MPG with modern engines, can transport 4 adults or 2 adults and a fair amount of cargo, are cheap to buy, easy to work on and service, and you could fit like 4 of them in a normal parking spot. Literally half of the congestion would go away if kei cars were embraced instead of stupid autocycle work arounds like the Elio that are just cope kei cars. Fuck you NHTSA, people wouldn't crash so much if they thought there would be consequences, put em in kei cars and accidents will drop substantially.
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>>26528278
You think the two options are city or suburb? Thank god for living the south
Also lmao Wall E, you watch that growing up zoomer?
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>>26539132
You should make a YT video about this. 
"Kei-dependen cities"
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>>26539154
>You think the two options are city or suburb?
Let me guess, you "need" more?
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>>26538493
Why do you have a backseat?
It's empty 99% of the titime.
You don't NEED a car that large.
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>>26539432
I don't have a back seat, i removed it for weight reduction.
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>>26539154
Anything outside a city is a suburb.
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what are some nice looking hatchbacks that i can put my bikes inside?
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>>26539432
>Why do you have a backseat?
I don't
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The worst thing about Americans is their unwarranted sense of self importance when they truly are incapable of doing anything themselves. They only have a country because of the French.