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| --- 26537188 | |
| >drive mom's car to the shop for her | |
| >90% of drivers are aggressive, tailgating jerks | |
| >drive the work van to the job site | |
| >25% of drivers are aggressive, tailgating jerks | |
| >drive some leaves to the grocery store in my truck | |
| >0% of drivers are aggressive, tailgating jerks | |
| >50% of drivers are exceptionally polite, patient towards me specifically | |
| >the remaining 50% avoid me at all costs | |
| What causes these things to happen? | |
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| >>26537188 (OP) | |
| i just hit on your wife, would you approach me? | |
| edit: I have a fully automatic kalashnikov, are you going to approach death- i mean, me? | |
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| >>26537223 | |
| I don't have a wife, just a series of other people's daughters | |
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| >>26537188 (OP) | |
| I notice this too OP, maybe tailgaters dont get off on it as much when they realize we cant see, or give a fuck for that matter | |
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| >>26537257 | |
| It's true, there are some cars that I literally cannot see if they are tailgating me | |
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| >>26537188 (OP) | |
| Trugg drivers are insecure psychopaths, they tie their entire self worth to their ability to intimate strangers. They will get progressively more aggressive until you just give them what they want or confront them, which will cause them to run away with their tail between their legs, but it's a waste of time to do so, and there's a small chance of getting shot by a coward. So most people give them a wide berth. | |
| >why are they aggressive cunts when I'm not cosplaying as an even bigger cunt. | |
| Most drivers are oblivious bucket crabs. Without the sword of damocies hanging over them, they greedy and self serving to the point self detriment. | |
| --- 26537445 | |
| Found that once I got my truck people give me a lot more space. Makes my nice comfy grandpa slow driving that much more comfortable without a ram 1" off my rear bumper like was the norm in my old wagon. | |
| --- 26537616 | |
| I actually get tailgated fairly often in my yukon. | |
| --- 26537665 | |
| >>26537445 | |
| >>26537257 | |
| >>26537188 (OP) | |
| people know to be weary around hick driven giant death machines | |
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| i dont get tailgated because i drive faster than everyone else | |
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| >>26537665 | |
| Good, if their fear makes my comfy drive that much more comfy, then so be it. | |
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| >>26537674 | |
| move over grandpa. | |
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| >>26537188 (OP) | |
| >drive twingo | |
| >traffic jams behind increase because traffic in front insists on letting me in, but i insist back that i must let them in instead, this goes on for a few minutes each time | |
| --- 26538367 | |
| drive my classic mercedes 240d or MGB and people are exceptionally polite, even more then in my truck | |
| --- 26538418 | |
| The same kind of chode that drives quad cab pickups is the same kind of chode that drives a challenger | |
| The dodge brothers must of been chodes because they seem to exclusively market cars to chodes | |
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| >>26537444 | |
| >their ability to intimate strangers | |
| ? You're mad that I fucked your daughter? That's all I'm getting from this. And no she's not a stranger anymore, I mean I don't remember her name or anything but she was shouting mine. That makes us kin | |
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| >>26537188 (OP) | |
| Trucks exude power. | |
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| >>26537188 (OP) | |
| The presence of a machine so manly it causes 100% of fellow drivers defer out of sheer awe. | |
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| >>26538418 | |
| >must of | |
| chode | |
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| >>26538644 | |
| mussed of | |
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| >>26537223 | |
| Bitch boy I'd take that gun away from you and beat you within an inch of death with it, crippling your ass in the process so you can suffer the rest of your miserable life. | |
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| >>26537188 (OP) | |
| I give trucks with pristine paint a wide birth because they're exclusively driven by office workers larping as tradies and woman who are scared of the road. | |
| I treat mud-covered trucks like any other car. | |
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| If I get tailgated I just let off the accelerator and drive the speed limit. | |
| Watch them seethe and overtake you over double yellows in a blind turn. | |
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| bigger dick tops | |
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| >>26537665 | |
| an armed society is a polite society | |
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| >>26539898 | |
| I would just turn on my brights. You'd slow to a crawl before pulling off the road seething, and I'd carry on with my booze crooze. | |
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| >>26537444 | |
| basically this. and they are getting into more accidents despite everyone on the road avoiding them like aids | |
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| >>26537188 (OP) | |
| I've noticed the exact same: | |
| >Mom's camry | |
| Everyone on the road tailgate, won't let you in | |
| >My farm truck | |
| Everyone super polite, slow down when you merge in | |
| >My welded skid rig with slap up the wheel arches | |
| Everyone turns the next turn off.. | |
| I'd have to say I eased into the camry lifestyle, I started driving 5 under, obeying stop signs, etc, was somehow satisfying watching everyone getting mad at their own stupidity. I drive 5 under in the farm rig and people shrug, smile, and accept 'this is how it is' | |
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| >>26538367 | |
| I get away with so much bullshit because people are much nicer about things when you have a classic | |
| >Damn, this guy cut me off! But man they don't make em like they used to | |
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| >>26537665 | |
| That's right | |
| You also make sure to lower your tone when you speak to me, boy | |
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| >>26537223 | |
| reported to the FBI and ATF | |
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| >>26542323 | |
| too bad for you. i went to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters and picked option E. | |
| BOOM. flaming helicopters falling from the sky. | |
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| >>26541763 | |
| Brights in the rear don't matter for cars with auto dimming mirrors. | |
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| >>26539862 | |
| >I give trucks with pristine paint a wide birth because they're exclusively driven by office workers larping as tradies and woman who are scared of the road. | |
| That isn't fair. I'm a tradie, my truck is my toy and not what I drive for work. Be considerate | |
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| I noticed after getting a new luxury car recently that drivers stay out of your way a lot more. Like they will let you pass thier car before merging, rather than pulling out in front of you with the tinest amount of space required. I had a newish shitbox before it and received way more disrespect on the road. But the ones that show disrespect will do it way harder | |
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| >>26542848 | |
| >Make trugg your weekend toy | |
| >Don't off-road it | |
| What appeals to you about the trugg then? | |
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| >>26543024 | |
| I'm not an offroad person, I'm a streetracing person. My truck can go 0-60 in about 3 seconds, so that's what appeals to me. Also all of the other normal truck things like it's big and looks nice and you can put a lot of things inside of it | |
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| >>26543039 | |
| >My truck can go 0-60 in about 3 seconds | |
| lol | |
| lmao even | |
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| >>26543039 | |
| >Can go 0-60 in a straight line | |
| >Have to slow to 25mph to take the slightest turn so you avoid roll-over | |
| What's the fucking point? Just get a real sports car. | |
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| >>26543260 | |
| i have respect for people who hoon their trucks around corners though. easter weekend an absolute madman in a 70 series land cruiser, with two dirt bikes in the back, flying at 80 mph on a 50 road that is also a typical bumpy, somewhat unmaintained country back road. i was chasing him most of the way till he decided it was my turn to take the lead. at some curves i thought he was gonna roll over kek, was fun as fuck. | |
| --- 26543522 | |
| Nobody gives a shit about your stupid story for the 9th time you stupid fuck. | |