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What is Nintendo implying?
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That 40-ish year old men can indeed be sexy. Potentially at their prime.

There's hope for us yet anons, get lifting those weights and eat well.
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Gabon looks better than any female in any game that has come out from Californian developers in the last decade
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>>634329859
More like, he looks exactly like every female in every game that has come out from Californian developers in the last decade.
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>>634330027
No, his chest is bigger than all of them.
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Is this the thread?
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>>634330027
Nah there's a certain refinement here. Calitards just shit out ugly shit for the sake of ugliness.
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>>634329647 (OP)
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That fujos are barafags spend money on their hobby.
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>>634330128
kek
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>>634329647 (OP)
They're implying strongfat is peak performance
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>>634330128
hehe
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>>634329647 (OP)
He's going to be a party member like how we see the villagers and Sidon
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he's finally not holding back
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green man bad
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>>634329647 (OP)
that ganondorf was once the hero of hyrule.
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>>634329647 (OP)
>same outfit as link
really makes you think
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>>634329647 (OP)
I want to see him 300lbs wearing the same outfit.
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>>634329647 (OP)
That Nintendo has cultural bias for weeb shit and is still xenophobic about anything not from Japan.
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>>634330651
Asashoryu was truly GOATED
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he's a Muhammad
he's the anti christ, he's a semite
he's bad and big
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>>634333306
>The Hero is sealed away by the Zonai against his will along with Calamity Ganon
>Calamity Ganon infests his body, becoming Ganondorf
Could point to the Zonai with the arm being a twist villain.
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>>634333306
>>634327216 →
My schizofic is Link fights against Ganon but gets beaten because he did basically everything wrong, falls for all his traps, gets repeatedly undermined by dirty tactics, slowing becoming more and more fucked up until finally his body taken over by a subordinate of Ganon when he became susceptible to darkness after both the master sword was broken in an anti-climax final battle he survived, and then afterwards commiting some heinous deed like murdering a couple of Ganon’s gerudo girls to try and deter him after an onslaught of raping and pillaging, which is also the point Zelda stops helping and abandons him even though there’s nobody else trying to stop Ganon’s shit, but she clearly can’t side with a fucking murderer so goes off somewhere only to get captured and turned into a puppet. All seems hopeless, Link’s disembodied spirit wanders in a dark version of regular world, barely able to fight off shadow monsters because of his lack of divine protection until he comes in contact with wizard/s(perhaps even Ganon himself, who, having had his fun, didn’t care to actually fuck the world’s shit up) send him back in time by calling a lightning strike down upon him, in the form of a long dream he has before everything started going to shit, now with pre knowledge to avoid fucking everything up, first he sets out to collect divine artefacts and beg forgiveness from his Gods for all he did wrong in the dreams, finally takes up the master sword again and promptly fucks Ganon’s shit up, thereafter able to help and look after the world as a good king along with Queen Zelda. Maybe some alternative endings but this would have to be the true end.
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>>634329647 (OP)
Jews hate redheads, so he isn't jewish.
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>>634329647 (OP)
Imagine liking such a vapid IP as Zelda.

Ganondorf is always the villain. Link is always the hero. Zelda is always the cunt. Hyrule is the only land that exists. The planet doesn't even have a fucking name. When Aonuma was asked he just said "Uhh... Earth?.

I greatly question the intelligence of anyone I meet who says Zelda is their absolute most favorite game franchise of all time. I have to basically treat them like little children.
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>>634330340
>Lust Provoking Image
What are you trying to say?
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Not interested in the story unless it connects to OOT.
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>>634333306
I was hoping this idea would be dropped once the game released, but now I know you tards will continue to grasp at straws and cope eternally even as the game itself is proving you wrong.
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>>634339012
2d4u
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So much for “resurrected too many times” bs.
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>>634329647 (OP)
>Gay sexo with Ganondorf
>Link is a twink femboy who loves cock
>Zelda is a roastie British girl
Yeah I'm thinking Nintendo is based
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>>634343052
>was engaged to a fish princess
>gay
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>>634334660
Take your meds
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>>634329647 (OP)
Hmmm
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I can't help but feel this homolust is disingenuous
He's not built any differently than your average fighting game character, and those guys don't get any attention like this
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>>634344068
>Fromtrannies think everything is a Souls reference
The worst fanbase in gaming.
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>>634329647 (OP)
That he was the one who led the army against Demise but lost and now Demise owns him.
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>>634344351
>reference
>not aping
lol
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>>634344291
>He's not built any differently than your average fighting game character, and those guys don't get any attention like this
That's because no one cares about fighting games.
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>>634329647 (OP)
That Zelda fans are gay
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>>634329647 (OP)
Ganondorf is a good guy, Demise is the secret final boss.
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>>634339012
Bro there's a bunch of Zelda games with no Ganondorf in them.
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>>634339012
>Toy Story retard calling anyone else a child
kek
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>>634345425
to be fair the first Toy Story came out 3 years before Ocarina of Time
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>>634333347
He also gets a fucked up arm later (if this is him and not Demise)
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>>634343440
not the same link faglet
BotW canonically likes to crossdress and have sex with men
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>>634344351
Fromsoftfaggots are completely mindbroken by the fact that their whole series was inspired and wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Zelda
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>>634344291
Barafags have gotten quite a bit bolder in the last few years.
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>>634329837
Let's fucking go bros
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>>634346087
>botw Link's memories are of another Link
>the Zora in botw that blame Link for Mipha's death are actually shitting a completely different guy by mistake
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>>634329647 (OP)
He's a diddin du in this. 
Remember the story on the embroidery at the start of BotW where it shows Zelda and Link stopping Calamity Ganon years ago but that Link looked oddly like Ganon? That's this guy. You even hear him talk to Zelda in the new trailer very calmly about how WE need Link
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>>634341105
Whole point of somthing like this is so you wouldn't have to hold your hands up and just lay there.
You can tell this bitch bought it cause he found the Switch to heavy to hold up
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>>634333539
Sorry westerncuck, you aren't profitable
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>>634344454
This.
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>>634339012
I hope you're just baiting.
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>>634346708
>You even hear him talk to Zelda in the new trailer very calmly about how WE need Link
That's not the same voice actor. It's probably the goat dude, who may very well be the hero in the tapestry with the swarthy maybeHylia as the princess. It's definitely not Ganondorf since he's clearly just as evil as ever.
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is this the thread?
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>>634347929
Why is he not the least bit red then? Even those leaked art book shots where he's going super saiyan still does not look like him.
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>>634346708
>You even hear him talk to Zelda in the new trailer very calmly about how WE need Link
You're really at the point of convincing yourself that was Ganon's voice and ignoring the other voice that was clearly his saying he's going to kill everyone?
You guys are just setting yourselves up for disappointment now.
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>>634329647 (OP)
OK, I'm a TLOZ lorelet. 
I know enough to know that Ganondorf is a Gerudo. 
So why is it that his skin is dark green while Gerudo females are all dark brown?
Is it just that Gerudo males are green and Gerudo females are brown?
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>>634350843
To be honest, I don't think there's an official answer to these questions
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>>634329647 (OP)
That Zeldas pussy belong to huge Gerudo cock
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>>634344068
What kind of resemblance are you even implying?
One is dressed like a valkyrie while the other is dressed like a samurai.
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>>634329647 (OP)
>Groose: Age 100,000,000
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>>634350441
1) Ganondorf isn't red, either.
2) that color isn't red unless you think the princess is also sunburned since she has the same skin color
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>>634350843
He's just always been green compared to female Gerudo. Maybe it's a male only Gerudo trait, or maybe Ganondorf is just green. We won't know since there's almost no chance of another male Gerudo existing.
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>>634339012
You're right
t. Zeldafag
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>>634350843
magical corruption or some shit, his adoptive witch mothers also have green skin
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>>634350843
They weren't allowed to make the villain a brown man.
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>>634350843
His adoptive mothers are also green. It's most likely just visual symbolism like him turning in to a pig demon.
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>>634329647 (OP)
He's not the big baddie this time around. That's a red herring.
He's the ancient hero from 10,000 years ago. The plot's big twist is that it'll focus on the end of the cycle with him finally separating himself from Demise's influence & curse.
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>>634333306
>>634351626

I always wondered "why he nose so weird why he green?"
Now it all makes sense, even the yellow details on the shoulder.
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>>634351626
Nintendo doesnt do "what a twist" type things in their games. They go with standard bad guy is evil stuff.
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>>634351626
>>634333306
oh and also that's the fierce deity sword not the master sword he's holding, but this is probably a slowpoke.
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>>634351317
The amount I jerked off to that image when I was a lad is obscene
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>>634337362
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>>634329647 (OP)
I just noticed, does Ganondorf have no chin?
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>>634339012
lil bro you play path of exile
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Supposing the antihero Ganondorf meme is real, how hard would you shit if at some point he can fight alongside you like we see the champions doing in the trailer?
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>>634351751
ALBW does play at having a twist with Hilda. But there's no chance of it in this case. A "the villain is actually good" twist will always undermine the actions of the hero up to that point. And this time they have everyone, including common people, helping to fight. No one but the most hack fraud retard would try to pull the rug out from under something like that.
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>>634352485
It ain't happening, but I'd be pretty hyped.
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>>634351626
>>634351659
>>634351789
holy kino
windwaker bros...
we won
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>>634329647 (OP)
I wanna squeeze his pecs
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>>634353195
I did not fucking ask
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>>634351626

This. Probably going to have a hype asf moment of Dorf breaking free from Demise, where Ganondorf, Zelda AND Link oppose him in the final battle.

Gonna be cool and actually heartwarming for Ganondorf to return to the Gerudo redeeming their whole race and himself, choosing to better himself and attain a form of peace with Zelda's Hyrule, but not being banished to the desert, being allowed to roam(Samurai getup makes me think he's gonna be a hermit of some kind).

Lines up with concept art of him alongside Link and Zelda where he wore that Metallica shirt. Going by the mural, I feel this was always intended, this game will BREAK the cycle of rebirth, ending Demise's curse, because Ganondorf finally chooses to fight his own destiny.
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>>634339012
>there must be some deep masterful explanation for everything or else game is...... LE BAD
kill yourself retard
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>>634350843
As >>634351478 pointed out its magic corruption. Think the situation with Tetra from Wind Waker going from dark to light skin upon "becoming" princess Zelda.

The difference is Ganondorf has always been faced after the corruption, never before the corruption. And most likely Demise and to a lesser extent Twinova were the culprits as they're the ones who probably understood the curse and cultivated it.
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>>634333306
does anyone think ganondorf is the one talking to zelda here?
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>>634329647 (OP)
the feeble ronin nintendo bows down to his jewish mikado for esg points to secure blackrock investment.
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>>634351626
You're half-right. The Zonai with the strange arm sealed the Hero away along with Calamity Ganon, leading to Calamity Ganon possessing the Hero's body and becoming Ganondorf. The Zonai will be the true villain.
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Link Zelda and Ganondorf fighting together against demise would be one of the most kino moments of modern gaming.
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>>634355830
true if based
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>>634353195
Daddy milkies
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>>634351626
too kino for Nintendo to do.
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>>634355454
Some people do, yes. But they definitely shouldn't since the voice actor is different and that arm looks like the one that was sealing Ganondorf.
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>>634329647 (OP)
>Big-nosed man from desert is bad
'Tis truly a mystery as to what they meant by it
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>>634355830
What is with you fags and demise? Ganon is a significantly better villain.
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>>634356485
VA sounded the same to me but mercer my baseline nu english anime voice
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Was looking forward to zombie ganon desu. Dissapointed.
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>>634356601
Toes.
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>>634356601
People dont care much about demise himself, they just want to see ganondorf turning into a good guy or just turning into a chaotic neutral character that will fight alongside link and zelda because they have an enemy in common
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>>634350570
I dont give a shit either way, but it is retarded to think they would use similar voices for seperate characters like that
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>>634356829
There has been more scenes shown with zombie Dorf than without him
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>>634356576
What the FUCK did they mean by this?
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>>634339012
Zelda is a fairy tale. Not fucking Lord of the Rings.
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>>634350210
>link
why? barafags hate bara on twink.
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>>634357278
Not true. A lot of them like the size difference.
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>>634351209
More importantly, dressed like a ronin
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>>634351626
100% he even has the Gerudo nose. If it was Link, he would have the curved face like Zelda
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>>634351626
GANONED kikes will have a field day with this game
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>>634351751
BotW's premise is already a twist on the traditional Zelda storyline
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>>634356485
Mercer has a very obvious voice. Cope all you want
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>>634339012
The triforce is cool. Thats literally it. Simple maybe. Barebones even. Not vapid.
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>>634329647 (OP)
They saw us jerking it to Twink Link and misunderstood.
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I hope at least this Ganon version generates a ton of porn. I'm still mad that the sex god that is the Warriors version has such a low amount of porn.
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>>634351626
Except ToTK shows that Calamity Ganon formed from the Malice seeping out of Ganondorf's body. How can he be the hero that fought the Calamity when its existence requires that he's sealed already?
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Matt mercer is such an embarassing cast, i wont be playing. simple as.
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>>634356965
>curses a diety because he refused to give him a single gemstone
Irl jews need to step it up
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>>634333306
Why do people keep going on about this
The 10,000 year old Calamity isn't even relevant to this game
There'd been several before that, and the game is leading towards the origin of all of them.
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>>634359216
Every jap game and anime has the same terrible cast of 20 people the hire time and time again. They put no effort into getting into their characters and every line they is so exagerated it sounds like its been lifted out of a hana barbera cartoon
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>>634359216
Lmao.
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>>634356829
We may get both. He could start mummified and regain his power and form over the course of the game.
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>>634356937
The voices aren't that similar. The one talking to Zelda is closer to her dad's than it is to Ganondorf's.
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>>634329647 (OP)
That villains should be cool
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"we want the fujo audience"
I saw an impressive amount of e-thots saying "I want to suck his cock dry"
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>>634352485
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>>634329647 (OP)
That even losing your essence and turning into a desiccated mummy is no excuse. Lift the iron.
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>>634360567
They've had the fujo audience since OoT.
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>>634355976
is this achievable natty?
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they should have a role swapped LoZ, play as ganon stopping a corrupted link or some wild shit. Like i get theres lore for it, but if ganon can be rezzed as evil a million times i dont see why they cant mcguffin a bad link eventually
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>>634351314
>that color isn't red unless you think the princess is also sunburned since she has the same skin color
She literally does not, look again.
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>>634329647 (OP)
Where did you get that pic, phonefag-kun?
It's m.jpg, so it's from4chan, but it doesn't show up in the /v/ family archive.
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>>634359216
>Embarrassing 
Okay, post your ganondorf voice faggot
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>>634357775
Me on the bottom right
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>>634329647 (OP)
Smash Ultimate is getting a updated port
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>>634359138
10,000 years is a long time. Maybe sealed the shit inside himself or something.
It'd be cool if he was an extension of WW and TP Dorf combined. He's still kind of a dickhead, but something something multiple timelines just makes him want to end it all, but for a good reason.
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>>634329647 (OP)
sexo?
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>>634339012
Ganon"dorf" hasn't been relevant in Zelda games for 17 YEARS motherfucker.
His demon king alter ego has been in more recent games and spinoffs than him at this point.
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>>634350843
There are Hylians of varying shades of color. Why must Gerudo all be dark brown?
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>>634359138
Might have sacrificed himself in the sealing?
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>>634361045

This fucking colorblind retard is in every thread spouting this utter nonsense - I can’t tell if he’s stupid or just trolling. The hero’s hair is red
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>>634329647 (OP)
New SamSho character?
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>>634360567
Fujos don't like big guys, they prefer twinks like Link.
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>>634329647 (OP)
That Ganondorf will push his entire length to the hilt inside Link.
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Ghirahim return when?
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>>634361045
Yes she does. And both are browner than the red on the pig.
>>634361942
>ganon is a lobster person with skin as bright red as his hair
When this is your position you don't get to call anyone colorblind or a retard.
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>>634361856
That is weird isn't it? Ganondorf is from the time split with OoT since that game was intended to be like an origin story for him. Since then he's been a monster, besides the games that take place close enough to OoT where he's just sealed in his original form. BoTW is like far, far flung into the future in one of the timelines and now suddenly he's back to himself again, and not just that, he's back in Gerudo traditional garb. He's been long distanced from that ever since he became the demon king.

I'm going to keep being skeptical regarding whether or not they'll actually pull a twist with him but if he is just a traditional villain again I will be kind of disappointed.