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--- 634333580
>4 hours left of Eggstra work
>zero threads
PoolsClosed sisters...we lost.
--- 634335238
We all got top 5% in the first day and stopped playing
--- 634335882
>>634335238
>We all got top 5% in the first day
>t. 180 eggs
You'll be lucky to get bronze with those numbers.
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>>634335882
Just because you're a shitter with a sub 200 high score doesn't mean we all are.
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>>634336019
99% of PoolsClosed couldn't break 200. People had to move to inkgen to get carried. PoolsClosed can't even get past the griller wave, it's dire.
--- 634336285
Maybe if you lured on wave 3 you would've gotten 200 instead of 180.
--- 634336717
Some salty squiddies in here
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>>634336173
I only barely broke 200 but I was playing with /v/ the whole time. /vg/ is a bunch of roleplaying fags. I would have joined literally any other pool than play with them.
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Pedophile game
--- 634336819
>>634333580 (OP)
Shit's boring
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>>634336734
Today we will do better
 Four hours remaining
i'm assembling a team.
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>201
Give it to me straight bros
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>>634336836
NGMI
--- 634337064
>Scrolling down the pool feed
>Profresh +1
>Profresh +3
>Profresh +1
Grim
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>>634337064
Just lure bro!
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>>634336820
I'll join if your high score is over 200
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>>634337142
I only played on the first night and only for like 10ish shifts or so. 188, not happy with it but after reading the woes of these threads and theory crafting in my mind, with the right team I think we can do it. But I want everyone to be sure of their role beforehand because the few teams I played with were disorganized outside of a few players who seemed to know what's what. 

But for instance I joined a group where literally nobody knew where the second goldie was and all just kind of stood around aimlessly wasting time, it was rough. Early on, so excusable, but I imagine people have a better grip on things now, myself included
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need 1 more
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Dead pool
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>>634337390
just logged on, can't join
let me guess it's a roller?
--- 634337684
I was mostly indisposed for about 2 days. It seems like people there are done with it, but I haven't even gotten the chance to do it once. Was hoping there'd be a more active thread today but it doesn't seem like it.
--- 634337697
How many are even in the pool? I swear, I've seen less than ten different people.
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>>634337684
Is that the lobby reflected in her eyes?
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>>634337697
There was actually quite a lot of names I hadn't seen before on the first night of Eggstra. There are a lot of people in the pool, definitely over 100, but most people have moved on from Splatoon 3 and likely realized the event sucked and ditched.
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>>634337834
I brought a friend into the pool on the first day
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>>634337697
I've seen probably like 50 names or so at this point, though the ones I recognize on the regular amount to probably 20 or so.

>>634337830
I ain't gonna know without a microscope. Or telescope. Or rotoscope.
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>>634337697
I always leave the pool when I'm not playing
otherwise it'd get flooded with ranked announcements
--- 634338270
Yeah this shit is dead, fuck this.
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>>634337697
I only played mid-late run and saw a dozen of new names that mostly did a good job
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>>634338270
If you needed just one more guy, I'm down to play. Entered a room last night but 1 guy left so we were kinda fucked. I just wanna give it at least a shot.
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>>634338559
It just seems to go like this
you get a 3/4 room, then you sit around idling waiting for the last person who is forced to pick a roller essentially, whether they're good or bad at the role. With roller being so crucial for a number of waves, it can be really bad if the roller player is sub par. At that point I don't even want a bother. 

I only really wanna play if I can find people in this actual thread and we can at the very least communicate a bit before setting in stone which weapons we're gonna use
--- 634339041
This event is shitty enough where they could make it a normal mode and no one would care
--- 634339065
>>634338823
That fucking sucks. I've seen the weapon loadout and I'd be comfortable with any of them. Blaster seems the most vulnerable but even then it ain't bad. I can't straight up promise being the best, but I've had some of my best SR games in the best when I was on roller clean-up duty and the rest of my team were competent. There's no feeling quite like making sure the smallfry don't ever touch your teammates on a grillers. Also dynamo on geysers. Love that shit.
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Room open with 3/4 players
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>>634339065
well the grillers is one thing, and a lot of groups on /v/ seemed to be struggling with that, which is only wave 2. the other part where roller is pretty important is the goldie seeking. So roller needs to know where goldie is and be there in time to run it over but also press it against the walls it spawns out of. If you don't kill the goldie each time it spawns you're cutting yourself short. Also it just seems a lot of rollers don't want to roll with it, so they're not even killing basic chums here and there. I know the goal is to get eggs but sometimes cleaning up trash really can be effortless if you're in the right place in time. 

Blaster wants to focus on clearing trash and doing crowd control, fish sticks, stingers, and lots of egg depositing. Splattershot has a lot of responsibility and i've had teams that were brought down by lackluster splattershot players. Sniper needs to take out steelheads, have good aim on grillers, and deposit a bunch of eggs as well, as long as giving support on the tower. Each person's gotta play their role right and if one or two people aren't doing shit or are not luring bosses properly or dying all the time which seems very common around here, it's just hard to get a good score. A lot of this shit could be minimized if motherfuckers just stayed alive.
--- 634339947
Please booyah bomb the cannon and not when things have already gone to shit
--- 634340810
>>634333580 (OP)
>164
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>playing anything other than pvp

how
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>>634339415
Yup, that all sounds pretty standard to me. Part of why randos are so damn frustrating at times, people refuse to play to the strengths of their weapons. Had so much trouble last night freelancing because I was trying so hard to do my best but it's difficult. How is one expected to take care of steelheads and distant threats as a charger when no one is bothering to kill the 3 stingers trying to murder you?
>Also it just seems a lot of rollers don't want to roll with it, so they're not even killing basic chums here and there
Possibly my biggest complaint about idiots, along with morons who go spamming point blank charger shots.
--- 634341381
In one hour, on the new rotation change, I will be assembling a final team.

If you are interested in getting beyond 200+, reply with the weapon you want to use. Once 3 are interested we can have a quick rundown before we run off on specific strats and what have you. 

45 minutes. Think it over. assemble. discuss amongst yourselves, then we're heading out. Final 2 hours, we can do this people
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>>634333580 (OP)
>HIghest is 149

Bronze isn't so bad right?
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I just want a participation sticker. It looks so much better than the top percent ones.
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>>634341381
I'm down for it, though I have zero experience so I don't know if you even want such a person. But at this point I'm desperate.
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>>634341381
roller
I've been fucking with it for the entire event, I will not let you down
--- 634342451
Well that was fun I guess, I'm definitely getting better at grillers on sockeye
Maybe they should have done an event where it loops the same wave but removes a player every 2 loops
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>>634333580 (OP)
I got to 178 and feel like that's the best I can do. Even with good teams there's times where the griller wave especially goes bad and you get kind of tired of doing it over and over.
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>>634341840
That'd be pretty simple.
>Make room
>Immediately jump into water
>Never play again
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Pls join Raptor for Eggstra
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>>634341381
I would use splattershot but if I shit up on grillers again I'll leave, what are you really supposed to do once there's 2 of them? The strategy image someone posted a few days ago goes to hell every time I try it
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>>634343025
Once there are multiple try to lure them up the same path. To consolidate the smallfry spam.
Do not bother joining
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>>634343149
Ok then, go fuck yourself
--- 634343868
Any rooms going? Wanna give 200+ one more go
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>>634341840
>>634342794
If anyone wants to do this I could make a quick room for it.
--- 634344309
>you have to go through the eggstra work thing every time you start up the game
At first I thought my thing glitched but this is the fourth time.
--- 634344638
Wow, someone drew a bulborb. Finally something good in a sea of kissing posts. Damned cultists.
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>>634344167
Tossed open a room myself. Need to least try for 200+
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>>634344638
>sea of kissing posts
What's up with this anyway? Is it some kind of coordinated raid? I know those posts always existed, but it's 75% of my square now.
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lobby where
--- 634345109
>>634342118
What's your preferred weapon? Looks like I've got a roller and a splattershot user interested thus far, and I was leaning on charger myself. are you okay with blaster or would you prefer charger? Are you familiar with the waves at the very least? 

>>634342213
You're in

>>634343025
Splattershot is a crucial role, but if you're struggling with grillers i'm concerned. As far what to do if there are two of them, you hop on and off the little ledge on the basket to lure them around one way or another, it's not the easiest to explain but i'm not sure if I really follow your question. What do you do if two are targeted on you? I dont know, but as a group we need to make sure we're all on the same page with the griller strats so let's get any questions straightened out now
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>>634343868
I just opened one
--- 634345261
>PB is only 179
I give up on these SR contests
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>>634345171
rotation change in like 3 minutes, might want to wait a second.
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>>634345109
I'm honestly fine with any of the current loadout, there's nothing in particular I hate. Blaster seems the least desirable because of how vulnerable you are, but all of these weapons are usually great for SR so I won't be picky. I've multitasked with SS, I've killed grillers with chargers. ANd now I'm suddenly with a group. We'll see how this goes.
--- 634345583
drop the room bro
--- 634345760
Got a room up, 3/4. Need blaster
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>>634345583
This anon here >>634341381
I've created the room. Password is 8008. I'm running charger but if someone else wants it let me know. Make sure you pick the weapon you know you're best with.
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>>634345769
3/4 now...last slot is a blaster, like this guy >>634345760
any chances one of you fellas might wanna come in here. i'll trade my charger for the blaster if you want
--- 634346083
fuck my joycon ran out of battery
sorry
--- 634346227
I'm in the pool PoolsClosed. How can I find a game of Eggstra Work to join? Should I switch to a different pool?
--- 634346243
>>634345583
Alright boys remember. We lure to the basket on wave 3, do not go to that dumbfuck island. 

Wave 5 we want two on the cannon and two at the basket or at least in nearby proximity. roller i expect you know what to do on grillers and goldies. 

Still 3/4. password 8008.
--- 634346298
Holy fuck that was terrible. Roller didn’t even do their job properly on the goldie wave
--- 634346318
Son of a BITCH. Had to fucking bail out in wave 4, didn't you? At least is 167 is kinda alright for a first try, I assume.
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>>634346318
Yea, but not good at all though. Also remade the room
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>>634346243
>Wave 5 we want two on the cannon and two at the basket or at least in nearby proximity. roller i expect you know what to do on grillers and goldies.
Taking that wave 5 advice into account for next game.

>>634346418
Well I fucking missed it in the 10 whole seconds it was up. Guess I'm boned.
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>>634346243
JOIN THE FUCKING LOBBY SOMEONE
FUCK
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>>634346497
I fucking would if I could see anything. There's only 2 passworded lobbies and both ended.
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>>634346318
>>634346298
My joycon died, sorry
And I forgot to roll into the goldies since I never end up in that situation, I remember now
--- 634347149
Gonna make me some burritos, and play more after I eat.
--- 634347987
>We wipe on griller
--- 634348034
I can already see joining you guys was a mistake. That griller wave was beyond a mess. I got less eggs than the game I had where one guy dropped out for wave 4 and 5.
--- 634348067
I'd rather die than play another of those giga competitive SR events.
--- 634348125
Sorry guys I'm calling it quits for now. No way I'm topping my high score in the next 2 hours
--- 634348169
>already only an hour and a half left
Fucking hell, I'm not even gonna hit 200 eggs.
--- 634348297
8008 room

on wave 2, when there's 10 seconds and we need to clean up the eggs, lure the grillers away

use your crabs on the goldies

use 1 booyah to clean up at the end of wave 3 and 1 to support cannon on wave 5
--- 634348317
how the fuck are you supposed to hit 200
--- 634348427
>>634348297
Yeah, did we even use our specials.

Wave 5 splatter shot we want to lure shit away from the far left island, so hug bottom right of map or chill near tower, not front of the tower. 

Wave 2 also stay the fuck off that death platform, we need to lure shit closer to the basket.
--- 634348529
Maybe I should make my own room, though I don't know how many people are around.

>>634348297
>>634348427
Keep these tips up, I need all the help I can get.
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>>634348529
Lemme join, having no luck with these shitters
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>>634348660
Just sent it out. I wanna try roller, though if you want I can relinquish it.
--- 634348853
Nevermind. Alright, let's do this.
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>>634348769
Still in a round, will hop on if there’s still room
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I made a list of names over this weekend of shitters that I'll never play with again for these kinds of events
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8008 room

wave 5 the killer wail NEEDS to target the stingers that spawn on the far left, they fuck over everything
--- 634349385
the game literally runs at 30 fps in the final wave
this shit is unplayable
--- 634349401
I won't lie, that was a total fucking shitshow. The hell happened there. I can't reliably roll the smallfry away if you guys don't do the griller strat near the basket.
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>>634349382
I had already busted my killer wail for griller and high tide. i'll try to save it for wave 5. 

High tide wave 3 blaster needs to kill the two fish sticks by the basket.
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>>634349401
The issue I notice is that by the latter part of the round with everyone running around, the grillers come from both sides as do the smallfries, which makes it a total shitshow. Makes it almost impossible to break 35 since people end up getting messed up by the fries and killing grills becomes much more difficult
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>>634349385
often sub-15fps for me in the last wave whenever there's a booyah bomb going off. Pretty bad, you'd think they'd design a wave that ran better for this.
--- 634350386
210 boys! not bad, let's keep going
--- 634350420
8008 room
excellent wave 3, we definitely got the strats there, wave 5 could've gone a little smoother with less basket mishaps but overall good
--- 634350426
Super. Even worse than my last game. Anyone got a room available?

>>634349763
I get that to an extent, but half the dudes I've been playing with go to the spot where it's easy to corral the grillers and they're taking forever to die.
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>>634350386
sorry, I gotta do other shit
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>>634350452
Thanks for being a part, GG

Alright 8008 room should we make another room?
We need a splattershot thread if anyone is willing
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>>634350506
if you remake I'll be there
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>210
feels gud
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how much time left?
--- 634350751
I'll try charger here, but I can't promise big results. Should be better than me trying to roll, anyway.
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>>634350546
I remade it, excellent work boys. especially impressed with you roller, you got those goldies on fucking lock
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>>634350659
one hour left
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>>634351008
damn, i missed it. 
ah well, there's gonna be more eggstra work posted soon, judging by the fact there's an entire separate section of the stage menu dedicated to it.
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>>634351008
well I'm not even at 180, it's fucking over. I was a silverlet in big run and probably only getting bronze now. I can't even find people to play with, keeps saying every room is full.
--- 634351148
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR THAT GRILLERS
--- 634351251
2/4 open
--- 634351324
>played it a few times as a 2 with one friend.
>got bored and went to other modes, happy with the participation.
Enjoy your slightly lowered average guys.
--- 634351372
>haven't touched splatoon since the splatfest
>didn't even know this event was happening
>see thread
>join room at the ass end of it never having played it before
>get 200+ in three tries
>will not touch splatoon again until the next FOMO event
--- 634351765
SHIT
my booyah bomb got cucked
--- 634351796
8008 room

wave 5 is definitely our pain point, I think we're actually overcommiting and should get back to basket BY 30 seconds left
--- 634351819
>211 eggs
YEAH, BABY. And that wasn't even a maximum game, we did just kinda okay during last wave. I'm just happy to have surpassed 200. You guys kick ass.

>>634351765
Heh, I saw that. Sorry, brother.
--- 634351837
Holy fuck that was perfect, 211 eggs
>>634351765
Did well regardless
--- 634352034
DONT ENGAGE THE LEFT SIDE WHEN WAVE 3 STARTS
FOCUS THE FLYfISh
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>>634351796
8008 died unless you guys started another one 
just tried a team of randos in the pool and it was shit
open to starting another private room
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>>634352034
This.
Kill the first flyfish, then back off to lure the rest in
--- 634352838
8008 room

we gotta pay more attention to the left side snatchers on goldies, I still see them making off with eggs
--- 634352862
Oof, that one wasn't nearly as clean. Roller, buddy, you gotta help more with the smallfry. I can handle the damage, but if they keep dying then we're fucked. Also someone PLEASE stay with me at the basket. I can't defend it solo.
--- 634353804
>227
good shit 8008 bros extremely good shit
--- 634353848
227 EGGS, BABY. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. I apologize for not being able to deal with the stingers. I have the wails, but half the time they don't do what I tell them. It's really annoying, but hey. We did pretty okay.
--- 634353873
>227
WEW, that wave 5 basket was much calmer
--- 634353887
>227
Let’s see if we can get higher
--- 634354001
Why do you squiggers keep going.left on wave 3. LURE FIRST ffs
--- 634354746
So how was eggstra work?
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>>634354746
Probably the worst thing to be added to splatoon.
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>>634353804
>>634353848
>>634353873
>>634353887
You can stop now. You got top 5%.
--- 634354837
That high tide kinda fucked us, but MUCH better on wave 5. Can you guys come back a bit earlier to help get eggs in there? I'm just happy that my wails worked this time.
>only 20 minutes left
Shit
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>>634354805
No that was octolings
--- 634355204
Am I being a shitter picking the splat charger every time? I assumed no one else ever wants to use it so I just pick it up out of habit. I'm killing guys and tossing in eggs but people keep leaving after a run of bad luck on wave 5.
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>>634353804
>>634353848
>>634353873
>>634353887
Original 8008 creator, left after the 210 because I didn't think anyone would join the old room kek, glad you guys kept it going though. Proud of you lot. Next time this happens, this is the key. password locked rooms with thread communication
--- 634355252
Ok whats the best room I now know how to kick ass with the roller
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>>634355212
Why do you think passwords matter when all of us can see it?
--- 634355389
>>634355283
Passwords matter because it at the very least guarantees people are in the thread so you can communicate with them. There are a bunch of shitters that joined the pool but don't actively use these threads. password prevents those types from joining but also assures that people are at the very least reading the thread so you can share tips or whatever
--- 634355801
Dang, not a great high tide or big shots. Still, pretty good. Quit killing the snatchers on the right, they bring the eggs straight to the basket. Left ones are on sight, though. Alright, let's do this last one. See if we can squeeze a new high score.
--- 634356029
>join some random st/ink/ers for some final PB attempts
>they literally fuck up in every possible way every single wave
>>>dude with roller/blaster keeps following me(charger) up to the tower during grillers??
god fucking damn.... there are enough guides on this eggstra seed to fill a library, how are people still this fucking retarded?
--- 634356298
>>634356029
Shouldn't have joined their pool. /vg/ wants you to think they're better at games than /v/ but all they do is roleplay and coom.
--- 634356606
Gg everyone, we made it to 200 on the last game.
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>>634356606
Gg's as well!
--- 634356731
GGs 8008 brothers, we had a good ass run see you in the 5%
--- 634356805
Wow
What a waste of my time, not playing with /v/ again I had better teammates in the fucking haz pool
--- 634356851
Oof, no new score, but many great games. GG to those in the room, everyone did great!
>>634356731
As to you. Feeling pretty confident. Turns out this mode isn’t too bad if you got a group who knows their shit
--- 634356868
ggs 8008 squad
feeling great about the top5% now
--- 634357045
Best I could get was 200
>inb4 201 is the cutoff
--- 634357062
Man, am I glad I joined you guys for that last bit. First groups I joined were really uncoordinated, but you fellas were the real deal. We may not have ended on the highest note, but 218 is still pretty respectable and I bet 227 is at least a silver. But man, who kept killing the snatchers on the right during goldies? We coulda gotten like 10 more eggs during most waves. Oh well, it was still really good. I was not expecting to like eggstra work, but it was actually really fun trying to beat our highest score. Good hustle.

>>634356731
>>634356851
>>634356868
The realest niggas. I wasn't too confident about being charger, but your play let me be the best I could be. Even if I missed that one shot. I hope the one anon whose room I left before doesn't take my departure too personally. That room had problems, but obviously you weren't that problem. Good shit.
--- 634357145
Well now that it's over what are our predictions for gold?
--- 634357151
>Everythings going great
>Suddenly grillers from both sides
>Wipe
>Eggstra work ends
Sockeye Station's design is literally not compatible with grillers. And yes I was following the strategy and rolling over the smallfry
--- 634357224
gg to all my 180 perpetually midcore brothers somebody's gotta do it
--- 634357234
>>634357151
>And yes I was following the strategy and rolling over the smallfry
No you fucking weren't, as charger I was swarmed the entire time, had to keep wasting my charges to clear them.
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>>634357045
Don't worry, I had 202, so 203 is definitely the cutoff
--- 634357496
>181 
I swear, if this gets me 1 off from bronze again...
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>>634357234
I think you were in a different room where the same thing happened
--- 634357623
>sockeye again
>not even a fun gimmick rotation
FUCKING NIGGERRRRR I WANTED TO PLAY SOME SEMEN REEM
--- 634357627
I see one of you's already back to regular SR. I'd join, but I need a break and some lunch after all the work we put in. Also I'd like to beg pardon to the roller for grillers. I wanted to stay near the basket, but the perch was actually an optimal place to be as long as I wasn't being targeted. I saw people arguing about it in a thread or two and figured I should stay away, but it let me support you guys the best. Not sure what was going on with that group.
--- 634357645
>>634357557
fat chance
--- 634357656
>>634357062
Yeah, it’s a lot more fun with folks who know their shit it turns out since everyone knows their role. Felt satisfying popping off the goldie with crab tank to help net those 70+ egg waves, and you handled yourself well too. Assuming everything works out and we team up next time i’m looking forward towards another good time
--- 634357758
>people had fun in the 8008 room
>said room literally never showed up in my notifications
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
--- 634357832
>>634357645
Then which room were you in
--- 634357913
>>634357832
the one where we started at the literal last second on minute 59, and died to wave 3 grillers.
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>>634357913
*wave 2
--- 634358194
>>634357758
I created the original, one guy left so I left thinking no one would rejoin and made a new one, but two stayed and two rejoined and they stayed killing it since then. don't think there was any openings after that
--- 634358252
make a sr room
--- 634358292
>>634358194
The room never once showed in my list.
Your notifications are somewhat random, it's luck of the draw.
--- 634358303
>>634358252
You guys are still playing salmon run after 2 days of that?
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>>634358303
i only played 8 games of eggstra work to get the 1200p
--- 634358406
>>634358292
The original room was made like two hours ago, only one notification was sent out. It was definitely there, just started earlier than you think
--- 634358458
>>634358406
Was 8008 the code or the name of person hosting it?
--- 634358483
>>634358458
it was the pw obviously. do you even read the thread?
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>>634358406
>only one notification was sent out
that's not how it works
>>634358458
it was the password
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>>634358458
just the code
--- 634358598
no one is playing now? come on
--- 634358605
>>634358496
Uh you can only send one invite per room, that's what i meant. obviously the room stays joinable whether someone sends an invite or not, but only one "notification" was sent, at the rooms creation like 2 hours ago
--- 634358745
>>634358605
Yes, you only send one invite but that invite shows up in a list for others, the list is populated at random whenever the pool is large enough to warrant culling certain available rooms from your view.
--- 634358787
I still haven't played EW. Any rooms?
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>>634358787
Anon...
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>>634358787
It's over bro
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>>634357758
>Created a sr room
>Some folks joined before leaving
>Figure they left for the 8008 room since that was advertised
>Try my luck to join
>Slide into the last spot
>We dominate
>mfw
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>>634358428
Good, Gslosh is much better when there can be at most one of them.
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>>634358879
>>634358909
Ah shit, thought it was on for a little bit longer
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>>634358745
>the list is populated at random whenever the pool is large enough to warrant culling certain available rooms from your view.
I did not know that, that's fucking retarded.
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>>634359315
agree
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>>634359315
It's honestly impressive how ass-backwards Nintendo's implementation of standard online features is
--- 634359781
Jet squelcher melts fug lmao
--- 634359975
Got 167, decided to freeload on hazmy's server. Got a decent team but then the god of Timmies entered our room. The guy was genuinely trying his best, but dear lord he was bad. The curse of empathy kicks in, me and the other two girls in the vc feel super bad for him and stay playing with him, because he would always fuck up and freak out on wave 2 or 5, the best we got was 141. At the end he couldn't stop thanking us that we kept playing with him despiste his constant fumbles.
I'm mad we couldn't break past 200, but i'm at peace that i was able to help someone even if just for a bit
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>>634359975
>me and the other two girls in the vc
--- 634360254
>>634359975
Why would anyone fucking us VC
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>>634359975
>me and the other two girls in the vc
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>>634358428
>Gslosher on Fission AGAIN
I meant it fucks because of the straight corridors but c'mon
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>>634360132
I know this might be a surprise to you anon, but Hazmy server is filled to the brim with women (female). The four groups i entered had at least one or two girls.
>>634360254
Better coordination. The Timmy had no clue of what to do and we basically carried him for two hours.
--- 634360669
For me it's
Eggstra with good team > Big Run with good team > Big Run with bad team > Eggstra with bad team
--- 634360718
GIVE IT BACK YOU DAMN GOOKS
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>>634360632
I think anons ar emore surprised of the
>other
rather than the mere fact there were girls present. Are you a 'girl', anon?
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>>634358787
Post more veemo butt.
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>>634360724
Yes. And local fujo drawanon
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>>634360890
tits or gtfo
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>>634360632
I have no idea who Hazmy is but YWNBAW
>errm actually we are biofems!
well then no wonder you couldn't get over 200!
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>>634360890
forma de biological?
yo doubto
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>>634360927
Then i'm leaving, was nice doodling your cephs
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>>634361089
and nothing of value was lost
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>ACK
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>>634359975
I mean tbf 200 isnt that high. I was able to carry a lot of my friends to around the 220-230 egg count no problem on the first try
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>>634360992
I'm pretty sure Splatoon is relatively popular with women, it's cute and brightly colored and all. Shouldn't surprise you if there are women around
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>>634361485
Yes Splatoon is very popular with women(male)
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>>634360890
You're not the anon that requested hairstyles from the artbook the other day are you? I wouldnt have knowingly done a favor for a woman.
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>>634360669
Yeah Eggstra is cool if you have a good team. I'd still rate Big Run a little higher though because at the very least it's less repetitive and you get a new level for it. Eggstra with a bad team is certainly the worst though.
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>>634361617
 There's a ton of female splatoon streamers and youtubers. It's a cute colorful game, just the way girls like.
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>>634361617
>Population of women: ~4 billion
>Population of trannies: ~234k
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>>634361767
Thanks for the ref pics! Gonna draw some cute cephs based on It!
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>>634361883
just the way grls(male) like! 
>>634361909
Trannies are far more likely to play skill-based video games than women. Women sometimes play games, but usually it's bullshit like sims, stardew valley, animal crossing, aka games where you cna't really "lose" in. The only competitive style games that I see some women play are fighting game, and those women are rare as is. 

I highly doubt there are that many "real" women playing splatoon. I'm sure there are plenty of """women""" playing though!
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>>634361909
>~234k and falling
ftfy
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>>634362134
I'd say their numbers have been steadily growing with how popular those ideologies are with zoomies these days. If you look at the percentage of young people who identify is xis/xat or the xother it's pretty insane.
--- 634362354
>Chaos
>Every shift is different
>WHAT IF WE MADE A MODE THAT DOES THE SAME SEED OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO AUTISTICALLY FARM EGGS
I hate these devs so fucking much. At least Big Run gives us a new fucking map to play on. Also when are they going to add another casual mode other than the trash that is turf war?
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>>634357758
I saw it but was too spaghetti to join when people said they got 200
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>>634362354
eggstra work was a mistake. All it does it encourage people to death-reset whenever a wave doesn't go perfectly. I've reported so many players doing this during EW its insane.
--- 634362648
Power GODS where we at?? This is an easy sweep for Shiver Lords
--- 634362739
>>634362626
>reporting people who just want to restart 
Why would you not want to restart along with them if all three are ready to restart? clearly somebody fucked up badly. Don't blame the players for the shitty system.
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>>634359975
I got someone like that in the other SR server. He kept talking about wanting to grind 999 but he would be literally getting 5-10 deaths every round at like 200%~
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>>634362020
Damn I guess it can't be helped then. My cat (named Callie) got a hair onto one of the pages and I didn't notice it until after posting them. Sorry about that.
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>>634360718
I can't even remember what this weapon was like. How many hits to kill was it?
--- 634362986
>>634362739
Anon, it's literally against the rules do self-destruct on purpose, and I can and will report people for it. Is this mostly the devs fault for a poorly thought out mode? Absolutely. Doesn't mean I'm just going to ignore when people do this.
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>>634362986
Yikes.
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>>634363030
Cope.
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>>634360254
sr with callouts is a completely different games
the downside is you occasionally gotta deal with nintensoi autismos who want to talk to you about the latest epic zelda trailer or nintendo direct or whatever
--- 634363335
>>634363170
I'm relieved I didn't have a faggot like you on my team
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>>634363236
>making small talk is autistic
oh, /v/, never change
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>>634363347
yeah. i dont care. im just here to play games and banter. i dont care about your opinion on the new xenoblade 3 dlc
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>>634363347
>discord regulars
>NOT autistic
some of the most autistic people on the internet are 100% terminally online discorders.
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>>634363335
Don't blame me. Blame the devs.
Big Run is a lot of fun, EW is a horrid grind that encourages poor sportsmanship.
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>>634362924 
Don't worry anon, it's barely visible. All that's truly important is in nice clear view, once again i thank you for taking those pics
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>>634363427
What does any of that have to do with discord?
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>>634363431
>sportsmanship
you're the one snitching on your team simply for wanting to do a clean reset. If you botch an earlier round, such as grillers, yeah you might as well reset. If the devs gave you an option to reset, you wouldn't be reporting motherfuckers because they wouldn't have to jump. But because there is no option that's the easiest way to force it. If you're the only one on the team not jumping they should be reporting YOU for being uncooperative!
--- 634363809
eggstra work is one of the more forgettable events splatoon put out imo, its only fun the first two times desu
--- 634363815
>>634363620
>If the devs gave you an option to reset, you wouldn't be reporting motherfuckers because they wouldn't have to jump
and I agree with you on this, the developers SHOULD add a proper way to handle this, but there isn't. Also, most of the time it was only 1 or 2 people that were suiciding whilst the others wanted to carry on with the wave, that's when I decided it got too ridiculous and started reporting those that instigated it.
>If you're the only one on the team not jumping they should be reporting YOU for being uncooperative!
Yeah, I'm sure the one actually playing the game and not endlessly suiciding is going to get in real trouble.
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>>634363809
40 people in this thread. aint nobody give a shit or even know what this is.
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>>634362986
You sound like a great teammate, whats your username? Let me make sure I can spot you when I look for rooms to join.
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>>634362354
I thought it was pretty fun actually. Only got to play a few hours though and maxed out at 178.
--- 634364463
>>634363507
Where do you think everyone is vc'ing you disingenuous contrarian
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>>634364463
you didn't even bring up vc, you just said "discord users are mentally ill"
--- 634364718
>>634364463
I thought people were using the switch app?
--- 634364806
>>634364242
nice try anon
--- 634364932
When does conch season start before the zelda fest?
--- 634364939
Are the results in 20 minutes?
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>>634364806
He gave you the opportunity to namedrop anybody in the pool that you don't like and you didn't take it
--- 634365072
>>634362648
Did anyone ever make a version of that hot sauce comic with Shiver instead? You know, with the dude who has saiyan hair for some reason.
--- 634365167
>>634365054
I'm not an asshole
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>didn't even bother logging on for this shit
game is getting too repetitive for me
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>>634365167
--- 634365476
>>634365179
Same. Its fucking nonsense for even introducing this "once in a while" mode just for some lame ass stickers
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>>634365072
--- 634365527
I don't remember Splatoon 1 or 2 threads having this much autism
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>>634362626
>>634362986
This isnt normal SR, there is literally no downside to just suiciding to save time. You dont lose rank or anything.
--- 634365701
Moments until the reckoning.
...You did make gold right anons?
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>>634364939
7
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>>634365523
I was expecting Shiver herself, but still good.
--- 634365783
>>634365701
200 egg bronzefag reporting in
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>>634365681
Doesn't matter, it makes the experience less enjoyable if people suicide when other people in the team wanted to keep playing. It's a reportable offense for a reason.
--- 634365863
>>634365527
zoomers were contained on miiverse 
2 is five years later when they were already here
3 is after oldfags aged out mostly
--- 634365894
>>634365681
imagine unironically being a quitter. pathetic
--- 634365909
>>634365701
Nah, I'd be lucky if I made silver I'm rusty as fuck at this game
--- 634366037
>>634365820
>Doesn't matter, it makes the experience less enjoyable if people suicide when other people in the team wanted to keep playing.
Then play with actual teammates/friends instead of randos from a pool. friendless retard

>>634365894
nice bait you sub-200 shitter
--- 634366057
>242 for gold
It is so freaking over.
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>>634365863
>3 is after oldfags aged out mostly
I was here for Splatoon 1. Half of those threads were just talking about spats and squid ass. I miss when the coomers had taste at least.
--- 634366179
>0
Bros…
I had no interest in this event and it should be a permanent mode with a weekly seed
--- 634366203
>>634366037
if I had friends to play with do you really think I'd be on /v/ at this hour?
This no-fun-allowed mentality for the SR events has to stop, it's making the game less enjoyable for everyone, no wonder interest is dropping like a stone with the game already having been on sale.
--- 634366229
>203
FUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>634366179
Yeah it was pretty shit. If the rotation it coincided with was any good I wouldnt have played it at all. It should have been at least a week long
--- 634366281
>203 for gold
GOLD CHADS ENTER…
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>>634366203
>translation: I am a shitter who has 900 hours in this game but hasnt progressed skill-wise since I got into profreshional
--- 634366319
>TFW had 201 before I decided to push further in the last hour
PHEW
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>>634366281
--- 634366408
>>634366316
I'm EVP you retard. I don't tolerate players that try to ruin it for others.
--- 634366467
>>634357445
LAUGH AT THIS MAN
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>>634366408
I didnt say you werent EVP. You're simply a shitter!
--- 634366498
>Not getting any results announcement or rewards
What gives
--- 634366512
Didn't expect it to be that low. I'm 3/3 for golds in events.
--- 634366519
Wow I'm glad I didn't have time to play for this shit. Considering the rules for Big Run how much larger do you think the next EW gap is going to be? 230?
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>>634357445
This is a lot less funny to me now that it actually came true, fuck.
--- 634366605
>>634366491
Projecting real hard, huh anon?
--- 634366609
only goldGODS may reply to this post
--- 634366661
>there was a badge for Eggstra Work
What the heck? I didn't grind for it and only got Silver!
>you don't get the noncolored sticker if you get bronze or above
This is a double tragedy.
--- 634366693
mfw I got 201 oh well, will get gold for next time
--- 634366702
>>634366609
>Sticker is tiny as shit
Only shame about it, but fuck it it’s about the bragging rights and laughing at the shitters
--- 634366748
>>634362985
4 hit kill, with the firing rate of a Splattershot. Range is slightly beneath that of a Splattershot Pro.
--- 634366806
>>634366590
Top lel.
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>>634366605
you're the one crying because other people actually want to improve at the game
--- 634366889
>Gold Big Run Badge
>Gold Eggstra badge
>Gold whatever-stage-is-in-rotation badge
It's finally complete
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>>634366881
you don't improve by resetting over and over
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>>634333580 (OP)
oh it already happened?
they really need to have the phone app remind you when events are happening or im just gonna miss all of them
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>>634366498
You have to go to Grizzco and look at a billboard.
--- 634367354
don't really care
--- 634367453
Turf war room up
DEENS is the name
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>>634367354
--- 634367560
I thought i remember reading that you get the participation sticker in addition to whatever other sticker you got, i would have sandbagged if i knew this was the only way to get it, whatever this event was fundamentally flawed and i dont understand not allowing random queueing for it
--- 634367670
>>634367560
Why would you think that after Big Run didn't give you the green trophy + whatever
--- 634367743
All you silvercucks, my advice? Make friends on your Friends List next time. They help tremendously!
--- 634367894
Whoops. I thought that was the second wave.
--- 634367941
>>634367670
nvm i misread it, still why not give you the lower rewards in addtion to the better ones you get
--- 634367961
>>634367743
Sometimes I get friend requests after playing series battles for some reason. I should start accepting those?
--- 634367997
>>634367743
I have been doing but none of them ever join these events anyway.
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>>634367941
I dunno, I agree it's dumb considering they give you all the badges below whatever you place
--- 634368238
What a shitty rando teammate we had.
--- 634369170
>>634367743
I get friend reqs at times but I simply add them and never play with them, for next time im gonna use /v/'s pool more often or SR discord servers instead
--- 634369528
I’m still confused we only got two Kraken/Chump weapons in season 3. Chump would have fit perfectly on CJet since it’s not that good of a displacement special so it wouldn’t be too obnoxious on a back liner and Kraken would have been perfect for Neo Sploosh (though I predict it’ll get Sensor/Kraken for Sploosh 7 since they fucking love reusing kits in this game) or L-3 D.
--- 634369641
>>634333580 (OP)
I guess I have brain damage, because I thought eggstra work would be a new mode as ranked is to turf war and that I could just play it later. I was a bit busy this weekend so I didn't bother with it yet, and now it's gone already. why are japanese devs like this
--- 634369714
>>634369641
What, you don’t like 2/3 of the new game modes in 3 being limited time? It’s not like eggstra work would be piss easy to run as a normal mode.
--- 634369726
>>634367743
All the friends I amassed since 2 had no idea what the fuck to do. Even the Xers.
--- 634369914
>>634369641
>here's a new event that is time limited!
>OH COOL THEY JUST SAID IT'S NOT TIME LIMITED AND IT'S NOT AN EVEN SO IT MUST BE A NEW GAME MODE WHEN THEY DIDN'T SAY THIS EVER
>thank you for participating in the time limited event, we hope you had fun now that it's over!
>FUCKING SLANT-EYED GOOKS WHY DID THEY LIE TO ME AND BETRAY MY SENSE OF TRUST I HAD IN THE JAPANESE THEY TOLD ME IT WAS PERMANENT AND THAT IT WONT BE A TIME LIMITED EVENT

you feeling alright?
--- 634370275
>>634369914
You and every other faggot that types like this need to go kys. Stop killing braincells with this stupid shit.
--- 634370329
>>634369714
yeah, why would anyone want TWO modes of salmon run to be available? especially when the brand new one is completely different, optimized for friends and pools first, and has limitless map and wave and seed and weapon configurations to learn and master every shift? No that's dumb, best only open it up once a quarter. What, you were busy during "new gamemode weekend?" please understand 

>>634369914
>things I never said
you feeling literate?
--- 634370939
SHINY SILVER! YAY FUGGGGG :-DD
--- 634371310
Is splatoon based off of kaiba at all?
--- 634371415
I'm going to do one more fug A and W
--- 634372605
>>634371415
>"One more cohozuna"
>4 hours later
--- 634373667
>Not even a Splatcast announcement for the scores
I'm glad I only played it on the first day. Eggstra was amazingly unexciting. And I'm relieved, in hindsight, that I didn't force myself to grind it.
--- 634373868
>>634366609
I think I might join /ink/ or /v/'s pools since Hazmy's is loaded with shitters.
--- 634373971
good fug bodebe, tyvm.

>>634373667
Was incredibly strange yuh. eggstra works seems very slap dash.
--- 634373979
>>634333580 (OP)
>Can't solo queue
Sucks
Idk the fuck they're doing with this game
Just bring back all the old maps, add a marathon mode, make some gear have ability chunks or something
80% of the reason I still play is because it's very easy to just hit "battle again" and just keep playing
--- 634373983
>>634373667
Same. Only did five shifts before I got bored. Still managed to get bronze.
--- 634374273
>>634367941
>why not give you the lower rewards in addtion to the better ones you get

They do
--- 634374547
>>634374273
Not for the Big Run Statues.
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>>634374273
Only badges
--- 634374729
That was the worst fug wave I had this rotation and we still manages to get a gold. Thanks for staying with me W and A. GG's.
--- 634374758
>>634367743
I grouped up with about four different teams through Discord(with voice chat), and 99% of my teammates were fucking turbo casuals. One team actively tried to do the bare minimum for the earlier waves and I actually had to coach several players how to do grillers. Dealing with these players was a real test of patience.
--- 634374861
>>634333580 (OP)
I didn't play because I have no friends.
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>>634374547
We're not talking about Big Run.
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>>634374729
GGs
--- 634375021
looks like vg is busy infighting instead of actually talking about the game again. rip
--- 634375065
>>634333580 (OP)
Any sexy squid lolis with hairy armpits?
--- 634375308
>>634375065
>inkling armpit "hair"
dont wanna know what that would look like
--- 634376048
>>634375021
Porn addicted Discord groomees screaming at each other? I don't believe you
--- 634376071
>>634375021
That place is better than here sometimes but it feels like a fucking lottery. At least when we’re having arguments it’s about someone being shit at the game or making dumb points instead of whatever garbage /ink/ is up to.
--- 634376140
>>634376071
I filtered so many phrases and images that i mostly am able to avoid the homo clique spam now at least.
--- 634376572
>>634373868
who the fuck is hazmy?
--- 634376642
>>634374861
All you had to do was join the /v/ pool dumbass
--- 634376709
>>634376140
>>634376071
I am never going to play with st/ink/ers nor enter their den.
--- 634376725
>>634373868
Trust me, /v/ is loaded with shitters too. Doubt /ink/ is any good either.
--- 634376768
>>634376709
Most people you play with from here are stinkers
--- 634376796
>>634376572
Shitty astroturfed westoid player. ProChara but SR basically.
--- 634376831
>>634376572
Splatoon youtuber who specializes in Salmon Run guides.
--- 634376878
>>634376768
do stinkers autistically switch between pools? why not just stay in there pool?
--- 634377040
imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass
--- 634377115
>>634376572
""""""Content creator"""""" who diseminates mediocre information to the lowest common denominator. This person is way worse than the actual SR pros.
--- 634377152
>>634376572
hes simply based. thats all you need to know about him.
--- 634377171
The good players in the /v/ pool are from inkgen
The awful ones are /v/ coomers/lgbtfolk
--- 634377546
>>634377115
Every video is just
>2 minutes of filler
>Braindead tip like "lure bosses", "stand by the basket", "focus on X with Y weapon"
--- 634377730
>>634377171
This is cope.
--- 634377798
>>634377546
Never heard of the guy but i wish more timmies would subscribe to him because Im still seeing retards who dont lure
--- 634377809
>>634377546
its really just that simple, i dont know what else to tell you
--- 634377879
>>634377546
Consider that perhaps SR isn't really all that in depth and that the difficulty largely stems for bad RNG on spawns
--- 634378173
>>634377798
Just had a rando teammate who still went to the shore to kill and we were at around 200+ EVP
--- 634378213
>>634377879
SR is by and large more complex with a far higher skill ceiling than any PvP gamemode and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
--- 634378327
>>634378173
>stand by the basket spamming this way
>timmy returns fire with his own this way as he aggroes scrappers, maws, and steeleels
>le one second later
>”Help!”
--- 634378378
>>634377798
The truth is that little tips like these won't make a player better. They might be doing some things right because of them, but they're still shit. The #1 thing freelancers lack isn't some little tip or trick, it's basic awareness. They don't look around, they don't listen for boss horns, they don't respond to spawn changes, they see you die in front of them and then 3 seconds later forget to turn around and revive you until you spam help.
--- 634378423
>>634376572
Some YouTube faggot who thinks his shit videos getting low views means nobody plays SR.
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>>634378327
lol that's almost exactly what happened
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>>634378327
I wish people would let me lure maws. The only way I can get away with it is if it's on me to begin with, or if anyone else nearby has too many fish up their ass to throw a bomb.
--- 634379746
Hey guys just got back from a 3 day ban, how was Eggstra work?
--- 634380112
I think I found fangfox's twitter
--- 634380239
>>634380112
Oh man.
--- 634380387
>>634380112
>this much seethe
>over a fucking locker sticker and a badge
--- 634380694
>>634380112
Is this the same dude who seethed over the first Big Run's 5% while also having a clip of him and his entire squad getting wiped by a high tide change? That was hilarious
--- 634380849
>come back home expecting the worst
>got the gold badge and sticker with ease
Well goddamn, and here I thought I'd barely scraped a silver. My enormous thanks once more to the final 8008 team. Couldn't have done it without you boobs.

>>634357656
Here's to hoping we find each other again. It was damn good fun, way better than I expected. There seems to be a lot of people bitter about it, though.

>>634380112
I remember this faggot. Someone have the screencaps for when he bitched about big run results?
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>>634380694
ohhhh i remember that now. would not doubt its the same guy
--- 634380997
Never mind, turns out I had one. Name is different, but the typing style is identical. Probably an alt. Still pretty funny, if not pathetic.
--- 634381194
>>634380997
It's kinda funny and really pathetic.
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>>634380112
seeeeeeeething
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>>634376725
/ink/ pool was invaded by casuals, first match i joined was with 3 actual orange suited splatlandian youth babbies
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>>634380997
Yuuuup that's the one
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>>634381374
yeah that happens every event but it simmers down quickly after
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>>634380112
This dude has to be putz's long lost brother. Every room I've been in with him at some point he just suddenly threw.
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>>634380112
>>634380997
This fucking "TheDude aka Sex Genie" teir shitposting
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>>634366281
i played this mode a grand total of like 12 times and got 208 within the first 5 lmao
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>Keep wanting to play the game for a few casual open matches
>Every fucking time I want to Mincemeat is in rotation
Holy shit. The same thing would happen to me in 2 with Snapper Canal but I’d kill for that map right now since it was actually good and not arguably the worst map in the series.
Please bring The Reef and Snapper Canal back they’re the only good maps left in that game.
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>>634377730
ok queer
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We need to make a list of people to avoid playing with:

1. Fangfox
2.
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>>634382037
The queer ones are the st/ink/ers, everyone knows that. 
If you are from st/ink/ understand, it's on sight. You are not welcome here and you need to go back.
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>>634382160
I've played with a lot of shitters in this pool and Fangfox isn't even close to being the worst. He's alright to be honest. Not a GOD or anything but I'm surprised he keeps jobbing this hard based on my time with him
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>>634336734
laugh at this 20% player
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>>634382160
Okay let’s not become /ink/ 2.0 over here
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>>634382160
Nah. He's reliable so I don't have any problems with him.
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>>634382160
Can we not? I've had my beef with the guy in the past but this is just stupid.
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I'm surprised that I've never been called out for all the stupid shit I do.
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>>634382160
He draws enough attention to himself already. Let naming be self inflicted unless the person is a griefer.
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>>634382935
Only reason Fangfox gets so much shit is because he's loudmouthed and impolite, not necessarily because he's bad
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PLEASE give me a kit with a bomb and Inkjet. I didn't think I would want Inkjet again since I didn't like it in 2 but after using Tri-Slosher a lot in 3 and the recent massive buffs it got I'd be down for it again.
Then give it some weird shit on the third kit
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Anyone for SR ?
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>>634380112
I'll continue to gatekeep gold in both BR and EW solely for this guy's sake.
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>>634382935
Ditto, because I seen all the dumb shit I done. It ain't pretty.

>>634384495
I'd be down for a bit, I wanted a big break after eggstra work finished. Gotta turn on my game first.
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lobby up 
I missed the king killing
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Out of the 21 kits they've added so far why do only two of the weapons have a completely new sub and special for the weapon, if you count the reworked specials in 3 as the same specials from 1.
Only one if you count Slosher Deco's Line Marker being a replacement for Burst Bombs.
I get porting good subs over like Torpedo on Rapid Deco or Burst Bombs on L-3, or porting good kits over for weapons with weak current kits like Carbon Deco but fuck I want more new stuff.
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Shit, I just barely re-entered right after you posted that. Can you remake it?
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>>634385239
done
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>>634385292
Oh, it's you! This'll be great. How was your eggstra work?
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>>634385313
the pools I were in were saddled with incompetents who migrated from who knows where but I still got gold so I'm not too mad
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>>634382160
Octoshitter
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classic "booyah bomb in the last 5 seconds"
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>>634382160
I like poking fun at him but i wouldnt go this far. You sound like a bitch
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Good run. I wasn't paying attention at the beginning there with the tide meter, sorry.

>>634385396
Yeah, my first couple weren't too great. Got some great ones at the very end, though. Was not expecting over 220 golds.
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Little rough towards the end there, no? Stupid flyfish.
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>triple disconnect from grizz lobby to city to city
What the fuck. My internet didn't even cut out, I'm looking right at the damn thing.
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How do we not have even a single female poster here
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funny two man hell
lobby re open
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>>634386518
Wrong
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>>634386557
Did the other guy disconnect the same time as me? Because goddamn.
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>>634386613
yes
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>want to pop my wails
>spend the last 30 seconds dead
FUCK

>>634386635
I choose to blame him, then.
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tough shifts today
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Damn. Usually I'm way better on the high tide perch with a long range weapon.
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Fucking hell, that's twice now I get killed when I could've used wails to save things.
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>13 bronze scales for the cleanest fug kill ever
Fuck off, game. But hey, finally a good round.
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Another solid one. I gotta dip out for like 20 or 30 minutes, I'll be back.
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That was annoying. Alright, I'm down for more if you guys aren't already heading off.
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>>634388447
I'll open the room soon though it may be short as I just want one more fug
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>>634389568
Eh, works for me.
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Now THAT was a good fucking game. Golden Big Run, even.
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3 silvers seems low after that herculean effort, but I'll take it after getting nothing last time. Outstanding work, gentlemen.
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GGs SR lobby
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I think I'm gonna call it quits too. It was a long weekend and I need some fucking rest.

>>634390815
Good shit, always a pleasure.
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>>634390815
>>634390889
GGs guys!
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>open twitter trending for curiosity
>eggstra work
>lots of salt
It seems to me that the word "overfishing" is mostly code for "I suck dick". But perhaps I'm reading too much into it.

>>634390961
Shit was fun. Rocky start, but we managed to get into the groove.
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>>634391273
I see where he is getting at, but I dont care too much for it. People are complaining about how the goals set are at the mercy of the good players who put a lot of time into the game so normally what would be reasonable can easily become impossible.
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>>634391487
for those that cant/dont put as much work or time in that is
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>>634391487
Is that how it actually works? Because I've seen people in these threads explaining that a few godly japs aren't capable of skewing the whole curve like the angry people say they are. Hell, I was expecting the 5% to be almost ungodly and unattainable but I surpassed that amount multiple times over on runs I was dissatisfied with.
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>>634391630
Yeah, everytime top 5% players manage to keep breaking their records, the goal for gold rises even further
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>>634391763
It could be this I am not sure, or it could be going off the average of both Silver and Gold Percentages and choosing whats in the middle to decide the breakin point to gold
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>all these people salty as fuck that they couldn't get into bronze or silver tiers
I wasn't even fully satisfied with my final result. Just how bad are these people?

>>634391763
>>634391896
I found an infographic of people saying that it isn't an average, it's just 5% of the people who play total. Whether or not this is true, I don't know. I don't care enough to look that far into it, but it does strike me as interesting because people are getting so damn mad about it. Already happened twice for big run and I imagine it'll keep happening in the future for both it and EW.
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Oh fuck, fell asleep sitting down. Was dead tired. Before I go to bed, want to extend my enormous thanks to the 8008 crew one last time. Figured eggstra work was gonna be boring, but it was a damn good time with you guys. Maybe we can meet again in big run. See you later, and don't go forgetting that octo daughter is best daughter.
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>>634369641
There’s probably another in May after the Splatfest since they said they plan to do two and there’s another sticker
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>He didn't get enough eggs to appear on the official account
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1647895172754317312
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>>634391630
Overfishers barely make 1% ofthe playerbase. If there were 100 people, the 5% cutoff is whatever the person in 5th got. The first could have 1000, fourth have 800 but as the fifth had 200, the cutoff lies there
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>>634394080
>>634394424
Someone should send the highest scores to all the people bitching about fishing.
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>>634392194
>I wasn't even fully satisfied with my final result. Just how bad are these people?

Same here. Looking at some of these low scores I really wonder how that even happens. I felt like I had optimized things enough to just barely be good enough and it turns out my high score was pretty good. It really wasn't that hard to remember where bosses were spawning from, the ideal ways to take care of them, and the rest is pure skill.
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>>634392194
Hazard 180-200% is a pretty strong filter. The fact perfect play puts you into that on high tide would have demolished most shitters.
I estimate top 5% are EVP high 400s minimum based on the last 2 big runs.
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>>634396638
>I estimate top 5% are EVP high 400s minimum based on the last 2 big runs.
Seems kind of low, but maybe that's just the reality.
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vg is being flooded with discord drama right now. From now on Im staying in poolsclosed
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>>634397018
When isn't /vg/ discord drama
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>>634397702
Sometimes
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>>634397015
I started consistently hitting gold big run score without motherships around hazard 250%. I'd argue having 5 fixed waves makes it easier than big run but it's probably about the same difficulty if the current reaction is anything to go by. Wave 5 was a fairly nasty trap.
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>splatoon 3
>game filled with trannies and fags
Kek
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>>634399195
Hi
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>Got silver because I didn't play much
>Don't even get the actual cool looking sticker
Fuck you this event sucked next time i'll just make sure i get the participation sticker  even though it will probably be a different design entirely 

T4GJPN
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make a room
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>>634397018
Stay here tranny.
Both /v/ and /vg/ house the absolute worst Splatoon players I've ever seen.
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>>634384391
Some weapons just don't get bombs. Naut is one of them. 52 and 96 are others. Kinda frustrating, desu.
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>>634385228
>Out of the 21 kits they've added so far why do only two of the weapons have a completely new sub and special for the weapon
You mean a new sub or special that the main has never had before?

We desperately need more kits. Inkjet options are too few, Kraken isn't on any good weapons for it yet, Super Chumps need a strong main + sub combo to carry them, and fuck desu Splash wouldn't be so bad if there were other equally good weapons that had Crab Tank.