tv/183070278.txt

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Expectations vs Reality
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beauty if she beast
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>>183070278 (OP)
Those dreadlocks make me want to puke
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>>183070278 (OP)
Poor actor. I hope they CGI'd the kiss and he didn't actually have to make out with that mutant.
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>>183070278 (OP)
Implying all you incels wouldn't be allover her
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>>183070869
I feel you bro. I hate dreadlocks as well.
she's a princess not an hobo, micro braids was the way to go.
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>>183070903
>all you 
>you 
nice projection fat ass
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>>183070903
I have standards. Won't touch this creepy fish monster with a 10foot harpoon. 
>>183070889
Jonah Hill should've been the consultant for this flick
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>>183070869
That's what happens when you soak black hair for years without washing it once. She should honestly look like Bob Marley.
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>>183070889
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>>183070869
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>>183070903
>allover
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>>183071300
Looks like little ropes of shit running down.
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>>183071300
they should've casted her sister.
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ooga booga
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>>183072963
She is gorilla tier though
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>>183070278 (OP)
thank god for the 2003 movie
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>>183073176
2003 Peter Pan is honestly some kind of a miracle
>good child actors who can carry a movie
>great romantic chemistry between peter and wendy
>great hook
>great tink
>great visuals
>great soundtrack
In conclusion: total SOVL
This Disney remake would have been shit even if they hired white Peter and Tink.
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You do the Prince Charming thing in real life and now you're a creepy stalker wtf.
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>>183073538
You mean kiss a girl?
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>>183070278 (OP)
Am I the only one that likes this? The white Chad getting it on with the foreign Other has heavy colonialist vibes. I think it's kinky.
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>>183070278 (OP)
I swear I must be the only motherfucker on planet earth that is actually looking forward to this movie. I don't care that she's black. Little Mermaid was my favorite princess movie and I'm just happy they're making a live action. Also, black chick that's playing Ariel naturally has a naiad look to her. I like new things. Fuck it. Anybody else though?
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>>183071300
So that's what cheetos are made of?
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>>183073108
That has to be photoshop
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the most infuriating miscast ever
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>>183073484
It's a shame they made Peter a shitskin. Wendy in the new film is perfect - she has a classic European beauty that's rarely seen on the screen anymore. According to her Wiki she's of English and Russian ancestry. Has the sort of face that would be right at home in the play's original staging in 1904. Huge missed opportunity.
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>>183074618
looks like neanderthal
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>>183070278 (OP)
"Can I taste yo juiiccee!"
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You're just a nice guy, Prince Charming. That's why I'm going out with Beast. No hard feelings.
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>>183074649
Neanderthal blood is specific to Europeans, so it's arguably what makes us special. Not really an insult.
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You had a good run Disney, let Dreamworks show you how it's done
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>>183074827
Everybody except sub-Saharan Africans has some Neanderthal admixture
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>>183074530
>favorite princess movie
faggot
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>>183070869
I hate white girls that choose to have dreadlocks so much.
Shaving your hair bald would be much better if it given the chance.
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>>183074423
>white
Typical jewish slave fantasy
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>>183075023
Then what are you doing here? Disney princess movies are like the best stories ever told.
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>>183074618
This. Ever is perfectly cast. Poo Pan is horrible.
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>>183074557
It's not. They have always been fucking ugly.
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>>183074557
Literal trash picked off the street
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>>183075613
They look absolutely ridiculous standing side by side.
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>>183070869

I mean the word "dread" isn't in the name for no reason.
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>>183076680
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>>183070278 (OP)
>sexy teen white girl mc is blackwashed
>rich chad aristocrat of the story is still a tall white chad
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>>183074618
>>183074827
>>183076680
DISGUSTING HAG
STOP HAGWASHING MY MOVIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>183078066
Perfect.
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>>183078066
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>>183078066
KEK
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>>183070278 (OP)
>Beautiful red clouds contrasting extremely well against the crimson sky while not distracting from the main characters
>The shittest sunset i've ever seen
Fuck the race shit, anyone who actually cares about film would be mad over the fucking lazy shots.
Sad that this will make more, total normie death
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>>183070278 (OP)
Gingers are worse
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>>183073108
No frontal lobes
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>>183078395
>Sad that this will make more
Ehh I doubt it. Both Peter Pan and The Little Mermaid have opened normies' eyes to
>how horrible these movies look
>how fucked and ugly the raceswapped castings are
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>>183078505
Yep. It's obvious there is nothing going on up there.
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>>183074618
That's a boy in a dress
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>>183074585
A woman's face is more important than her tits.
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>>183078424
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>183072409
What is with the zombie eyeball thing?
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>>183074909
Asians beyond the Indus have more homo erectus DNA than neanderthal, vise versa for Western Eurasias. Africans have unknown extinct human species admixture not found in any other human populations.
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>>183078665
Poo and Pooh
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>>183073176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl0GWyUSPI8 [Embed]
pretty much, something like in the link would never EVER be allowed today
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>>183079301
This scene too
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>>183070278 (OP)
>>183070854
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>>183073108
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>>183073176
you could have done something with your life instead you are anonymously racist on the internet. do better
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>>183079653
This film was certainly more erotically charged than the source material, but in an innocent, first stirrings kind of way. I mean, I suppose since Wendy's a teenager or close to one and Pan is a lot older than he's supposed to be depicted - he's meant to be smaller than all the other Lost Boys.
IIRC the kid they got to play the character in this had so many growth spurts during production that they had to rebuild the set multiple times.
I know every girl I knew at that time was obsessed with this film.
Same ones were deep into Twilight a couple of years later lol
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>>183072409
they really did cast the ugliest creature possible
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>>183079837
These are the kind of changes I can accept.
The fact that the movie doesn't have a happy ending for the couple basically makes it Titanic for kids.
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>>183079970
>The fact that the movie doesn't have a happy ending for the couple basically makes it Titanic for kids.
It's not meant to. I remember that there's a deleted scene which mirrors the original story where Peter returns for Wendy some time in the far future and finds her daughter instead. 
I can't remember how this film ends exactly.
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>>183080048
I know that it mirrors the book but I still find that ending depressing af
Even in Hook Peter gets together with Wendy's granddaughter or some shit, not with the actual Wendy.
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>>183076680
It looks like she brought her pet monkey to an event
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>>183081016
well put. it's what I think whenever I see wealthy people with their adopted pets.
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>>183080772
>but I still find that ending depressing af
IIRC isn't that was Hook in the 2003 adapt tried to explain to Wendy? That Pan isn't a creature to be admired, emulated or desired because he's forever stuck as a kid and that's tragic? You can almost watch Hook as a direct sequel to the 2003 film I think.

There was a graphic novel series from the mid 90's that had a unique interpretation of the story.
Edgy, like all indy comcis shit in the 90's were.
Wouldn't mind an adaptation of that rather than endless rehashes that end up being shittier and more pozzed than the previous.
QRD it's a dark fantasy horror story, and Neverland is some kind of savage magical island. 
Pan is ever young because he's a vampire, turned into one by "tinkerbell" which is some kind of demonic spirit fairy thing. Hook and his crew strayed into that dimension by accident in the 1700's because of a storm and got caught defending themselves against the monsters there, including the band of vampiric kids (lost boys).
Pan brought the original Wendy to this dimension in the distant past and has gone back and forth to London over the ages to bring back an endless succession of Wendy's (reincarnations or what I can't remember) because he's obsessed with her and she keeps dying because he never turns her. 
I don't think it was ever finished.
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>>183081288
That sounds kino
Why can't Hollywood adapt anything with SOVL today, fuck
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>>183070278 (OP)
What's her foot game like?
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>>183081979
Apart from all the obvious reasons another prime reason they'd never do that kind of adaptation is because iirc the Pan of the story spent a lot of time in late 80's london luring pedophilic faggots to be fed on by pretending to be a twink; they were the main vampiric food source in the present day.
It also had Michael as a perpetually angry preteen kid because he was turned unlike his sister and thus stayed as a child forever. Like a male version of Kirsten Dunst's character in Interview with the Vampire, but way more aggressive.
I got the sense that Hook, despite being a psychopathic pirate captain from the age of sail, was a lot more sympathetic considering how monstrous everything else in neverland was.
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>>183082597
You could tone down all that stuff and make it pg-13
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>>183082195
No, I want to lick the shit out of a black mermaid's newfound feet while I rail her with my big cock and make her wide set fishy eyes roll back in her aquatic negro head
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>>183081288
I would actually not mind if the live action lil mermaid was a horror movie instead of copying the cartoon. 
It already has a darker lighting and the actress looks ugly as fuck.
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>>183083024
Even the poster is in horror style
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>>183083024
I'd like to see the mermaids look more monstrous in such a horror adapt. Shark-based mermaid. No human skintone. Visible gills, webbed fingers etc.
Then they'd have my attention.
Thing is it could still be a romance, just darker.
>>183083123
>that poster
holy shit none of them had a fucking clue what they were doijg, were they?
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Speaking of which, looks like we made the news again.
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>>183070278 (OP)
Bedwench and the Beast
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>>183083123
The poster for the little mermaid is actually kind of great.

Problem is it's a live action disney film, they just all suck.
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>>183083439
zendaya is so fucking ugly it's unreal.
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>>183083540
The real crime is that she's not cute-ugly.
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>>183083608
the real real crime is her hairline looking like a turkish man's butthole
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>>183083439
Kek. 
Also, seeing most of the replies saying that Zendaya is ugly gives me hope for humanity.
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>>183083771
for the record, i think jennifer connelly is super overrated. she's just some average hoe though, not total caveman mode like zendaya.
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>>183083540
She looks more like a transvestite than the actual tranny from euphoria
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>>183070903
Lmao. Incels?? Even incels have standards, mate. Only the fuckers with the lowest of the lowest standard would think to fuck this hammer head lookalike uggo.
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>>183071275
was this bitches head flattened as a baby to spread the eyes apart?
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Rewatched Little Mermaid today with my kid and holy fuck I forgot how god damn cute Ariel is.
Its really like they made her ugly on purpose just to spite the original.
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>>183084711
It's a typical nigger trait, you just never paid attention because they are not cast as princesses.
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>>183084745
The only thing that makes me happy is that the kids aren't gonna want the ugly merch
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>>183071275
>>183070278 (OP)
ew at least race swap the guy as well, what the fuck?
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>>183084801
fucking dagon-cultist faces
save me niggerman!
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I can't wait for this shit to flop so hard.
It's gonna flop like a mermaid dragged out of the water and dumped onto the sahara.
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>>183083123
wait, it's not even out yet?!
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>>183075613
wait, that's peter man?! fuck i hadn't even heard about this race swap
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>>183085025
Good morning sir!
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>>183085347
i really didn't, if you're implying i did. i only came to /tv/ because i finished watching the mario movie and wanted to complain about it somewhere
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>>183085347
.. wait, maybe that's peter pan? i thought you posted a random indian guy lol, as to imply i was joking with >>183085025
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>>183070278 (OP)
Why does Hollywood hate attractive red heads
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>>183085522
That's Pajeet Pan, yes.
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>>183085631
>Pajeet Pan
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>>183084956
niggers can't think out of the box
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>>183085884
they can't get good at the box office neither
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