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why was cutty so fucking gay
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OP was the inspiration for his character
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>game done changed
>nah, just got more fierce
sounds like it changed then you fucking idiot
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>>183072666
op bros im not feeling too good....
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his real name was butty
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>>183072773
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>>183072710
>game done got more fiercer dan it wuz befawww
Ftfy
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>>183071577 (OP)
all blacks are bisexual, its the white man who was forcing gender norms on them.
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>>183071577 (OP)
You’re retarded. Michael had been molested by his piece of shit stepdad and didn’t know how to react to a father figure trying to encourage and teach him (and Chris doesn’t count, as he was a more silent drill sergeant/older brother vibe). Cutty overheard the boys talking about him seeming homo because he cared about them, so his comment to Michael was overcompensation because he didn’t want Michael to think he was a gay groomer or some shit.
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>>183072844
>Michael had been molested by his piece of shit stepdad
thats never made clear, its possible Michael was the aggressor who raped or at the very least seduced his stepdad making the stepdad the real victim here. Things arent always black and white, if you're going to watch something as deep and well thought out as The Wire you should try paying attention to stuff beyond the surface level.
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>>183072710
It was more about how the rules haven't changed, but the people in the game had gotten more ruthless
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>>183071577 (OP)
Is the wire worth watching?
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>>183072790
Yerrrrrp!
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>>183073430
Pure kino start to finish. And season 5 has gotten less weird with modern viewing, with how much the media and journalism has been undressed in the last several years, showing how fucked up and fraudulent they can be.
--- 183073521
thats the thing about the old days, they the old days
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>>183073455
i said how the hell you gon' ooplesnuutes in the fu'kalang jeuw'klenoots if you aint got no pooplesnuupes?
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>>183073107
shameful effort:quality ratio on this bait. Here's a (you) don't spend it all at once
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>>183072710
retard
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>be HBO
>make a high budget show with lots of black people
>theyre gay
why hasnt this fallen out of fashion?
--- 183073716
WTF? CIA is in the Wire?
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didnt you make this thread last night
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>>183073716
hes a big mayor
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Opening theme power rankings
4>1>2>>>>3>>>>>>>>>>5
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>>183071577 (OP)
cutty had so many baltimore mommas givin him food and offering trash pussy
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>>183073801
For me it's
>2>5>1>5>>>3
I've actually grown to like Earle's rushed, exasperated version for season five, I correlate it with Simon and Co.'s irritation with both the rushed season schedule and the fact that people continually ignored the messages they were trying to convey. I do this second part purposefully though - fuck you David Simon lol.
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>>183073716
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would curty up a man's parachute before tossing him off of a plane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFTMEOpmJT4 [Embed]
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>>183073430
its the best show I've seen desu
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>>183073801
1's theme coming back for the last montage in 5 was pure kino
this David Simon guy doesn't fuck around
>>183073813
was it just a cover though?
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>>183074008
what the FUCK, did Nolan know about this? was this the entire reason he was casted? Nolan sitting there one day rewatching The Wire, seeing this scene and thinks "hey we should have a CIA character throw people out of a plane"
"what rhymes with plane? Bane!"
"well there's my idea for Batman 3"
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>>183073754
Sheeeeeeeeeeit boy we ain't had no Wire threads fo days!
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>>183074008
>Anyone can do an American accent
Oof
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>>183073430
FIRST SEASON PERFECT TV. SECOND ON PAR DESPITE LESS BLACKS. 3-4 GOOD. 5 NO NONO NO NONO
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>>183073754
that was some east-side motherfucker this da real west-side thread baybee
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>>183074295
I like Aiden Gillen but he struggles with accents
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>>183074331
4 was the best imo, I agree that 1 was perfect though in execution. But 4 had the highest highs and it was pretty consistent overall still.
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>>183073430
politically and morally and socially it makes no sense whatsoever but it’s well made
might as well play a video game or get drunk and take a walk, there’s no substance in the entire series it’s just pulp with nonsensical takes thrown in
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>>183074405
>politically and morally and socially it makes no sense whatsoever but it’s well made
other than hamsterdam its basically a dramatized documentary
some anons pointed out that hamsterdam may not even have been far-fetched since it resembles some initiatives that were experimental on the west-coast back in the day
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>>183074405
>there’s no substance in the entire series
That's literally all it is you pretentious pseud
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>>183074464
Meanwhile Hamsterdam irl
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>>183074464
nah that’s just what nerds think who’ve never been outside
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>>183073532
its not much but its enough for me to get out of here for the rest of the day. Thank you. See you all tomorrow for a (You)'s refill.
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>>183074504
such as?
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>>183074510
I want to believe Colvin is out there running this with Namond and is happy
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>>183074547
Heroin, coke, weed, alcohol
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>>183072666
I think the real inspiration for OP is Ziggy, thinking he's a hot shot when really, he is a bitch, getting blacked against his will.
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>>183074831
>blacked
>against will
>ever
MS PEARLMAN, MY BED, NOW
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>>183074903
why do you have a cuckold porn image saved on your phone
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>>183074903
I know BMWF bad, jews etc but all I could think of during these scenes is wtf you doing Daniels, that hag's like 4 leagues below you.
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>>183074903
This was the most uncomfortable scene in the show. Who could imagine Daniels having sex? And then he takes his clothes off and he's weirdly lean and muscular. I wanted to throw up. Daniels was a good guy but I didn't want to see him like this.
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>>183075045
just face it, you wanted to see his massive dick and watch him give your gf pleasure like you never could
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>>183075045
the creator of the show, david simon is jewish
they love black men and black penises so much it’s amazing
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>>183075108
>this is who tells you to watch the wire
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>>183074903
i miss this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
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>>183074510
one day i hope to visit the garden
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>>183075215
Uhh you're not welcome there, colonizer cumskin.
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>>183075148
It's like coomers recommending women sports.
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>>183075002
I'm American
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>>183072843
Pretty much this.
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>>183073950
Finally some love for season 2
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>>183073430
No.
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>>183073430
Yes, anyone who says otherwise is a contrarian or a Philistine.
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>>183071577 (OP)
nice dophin nigga
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>>183073430
>frequently hailed as the best tv show ever
no anon its not worth watching
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>>183073498
Man that’s a good point, but McNulty creating a serial killer for fun is a weird choice. He should have uncovered it or something instead.
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>>183075549
>oreos are americas favorite cookie!
i bet you pay to get your taxes done and watch cnn
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>>183074464
Hamsterdam is every day San Francisco and Chicago, there bud.
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>>183075590
low iq and hateful response
The Wire is hardly the mainstream viewer’s Oreo, dude. It broke out organically and from creators in other genres like Alan Moore praising it.
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>>183075791
holy shit imagine thinking HBOs game of thrones: black crime edition is a esoteric sleeper hit thanks to a capeshit recommendation
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>>183075588
I guess maybe. But they were going to cut the division and funding. Cops, government and military have done crazier shit to drum up funding.
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>>183074464
Hamsterdam is a real thing in shitholes outside of the United States and other developted functional countries. It's just that usually its not really intentional, its more that a neighbourhood degenerates through drug use and eventually criminals actually set up the open air drug market in a way the less-than-functional police and judicial system of the third world shitholes they live in can't do much about it.
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>>183075791
Lmao I like The Wire but Alan Moore praising something is more of a mark against it than something positive.
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>>183074010
Sopranos
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>>183076098
Ponder the aroma
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>>183072710
The difference is quantitative, not qualitative
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why is this board so zesty lately?
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>>183073716
He even has a "toss him out of the plane" line, believe it or not.
--- 183077298
Ziggy is the best character in television history.
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>>183075397
akawys been /tv/s favorite season, probably because racism
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>>183075209
me too... god damn VACCINE
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>>183076409
I prefer the Wire to Sopranos by a long shot
I respect the Sopranos for being a pioneering series, but The Wire is just way more enjoyable and engaging for me
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>>183078146
iq diff
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>>183077298
he may be the most hung whiteboi in television history
which I don't get since his dad only has 3.5 inches of hard blue steel. His mom must've been packing
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>>183076098
>outside the US
Or whenever Camden gets tired of policing
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>>183078146
I'm the opposite. The Wire is goos but Sopranos has a comfiness that few others achieve, in addition to great writing, characters, etc.
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>>183073430
Yes. The first season is a bit tough to watch it's really dated but it picks up near the end and after that it's pretty much kino.
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>>183078196
His character should've become a pornstar, he would've been perfect for it.
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>>183078163
The Wire is way more developed and well thought out. The Sopranos largely just spins its wheels and gets pretty formulaic. Paulie and Furio carry the show
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>>183075045
I didn't like it because the white bitch is ugly as fuck and looks like miss piggy.
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COCAINE NIGGA
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>>183073530
muhfuggin nigguhs wilder an a muhfugguh ya herr?
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>>183071577 (OP)
Cutty from the cut
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>>183078244
would've been the best way to pay back the greeks, they ship him off to some eastern european shithole where he's forced to do a serbian film shit to repay his debts and protect the dock
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>>183073498
Season 5 has aged the best now that the mainstream media fully exposed itself.
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>>183074050
David Simon would be considered the GOAT if he retired right after finishing the wire.
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>>183078427
Simon is literally the Kojima of television, true creatividad
>>183078468
I haven't watched anything else of his, do his new shows suck? I wouldn't be surprised if he was carried throughout The Wire by all the first-hand accounts and reports he had at his disposal
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>>183074107
The Wire and Nolan's bat trilogy are in the same universe. Tommy Carcetti was CIA the field agent as seen in DKR before retiring and entering in to Baltimore politics.
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>>183074295
Crazy that CIA Carcetti, Stringer Bell and McNulty are all played by slimey limeys and micks.
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>>183078568
How did CIA survive? I mean clearly he did, but how?
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>>183078255
what kind of low iq bot take is this
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>>183074464
Hamsterdam is skid row in LA right now. Skid row is literally an open drug market full of homeless people police and politicians allow to exist. There's nothing outlandish about Hamsterdam
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>>183074464
Venice Beach was looking like hamsterdam for awhile over lockdown too, not that it's much better these days
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>>183078596
I can't believe Luther left the UK, changed his identified, and joined the drug trade in Baltimore. I guess it makes sense since he went from cop to wanted criminal and has to start a new life. No wonder he respected McNutty's detective work.
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>>183075588
It shows how one crazy person's bullshit could escalate. See the Duke lacrosse false rape story as an example, or the Colombia mattress girl false rape accusations.
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>>183071577 (OP)
prisonschooled
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>>183078234
I like how they are all amazed by concepts like cellphones and texting
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>you harder to get at than my fat wifes cunt
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>>183078605
The CIA taught him how to survive a plane crash. Essentially what he did was stand on top of a piece of the plane and jump just before it hit the ground, thus breaking his fall.
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>>183078823
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>>183078234
>it's really dated
That's what makes it good
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>>183078897
I gotta try this out next time
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>>183078521
His new shows suck but the newest police one we own this city has some good acting and lots of recast wire actors. Marlo actor plays the MC, a detective
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>>183078897
This. It works!
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>>183078971
is it possible this is also part of the joint TDK-The Wire universe and Marlo cleaned up his act?
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>>183078713
CIA was originally sent on his mission to Baltimore with the goal to root out Luther and turn him as an informant.
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>>183071577 (OP)
The actor chimped out in the subway once btw
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>>183073498
The serial killer subplot was goofy, but hamsterdam was equally implausible. Really season 5 was the perfect capstone to the show. The way the final Marlo investigation and bust impacted the lives of nearly every character on the show was perfectly in line with the show’s overarching theme.
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>>183079053
tfw he never got to find Luther before Chalky White (a vampire, now gay and going by "Omar") gunned him down
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>>183074008
I like the woman in this scene, where do I know her from?
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>>183079028
Definitely. Once Marlo became a wealthy real estate tycoon, he began studying criminal justice and forensics as a hobby at Baltimore CC, same school Luther took economics classes at. Originally Marlo began studying forensics as a hobby, and to find out how Baltimore PD shut down his drug operation he began as a teenager, but he began to take a genuine interest in detective and police work, the other side of the game so to speak.
1/2
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>>183075021
Lol yeah mcnutty can teleport waitresses into his bed but he's hung up on that ugly bitch??
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>>183078971
>Jon Bernthal
no, thanks
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was this the comfiest scene in the series? I kinda wish this dynamic could've lasted forever
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>>183079203
2/2
Throwing himself in to his college studies, Marlo began ignoring his real estate empire, and Levi, who was managing his finances, screwed Marlo out of his property and even his clean laundered Bahamas bank accounts.
With nothing left, Marlo found himself broke and homeless. He could have tried to become a drug lords again, but instead chose to apply for the Baltimore PD so he could begin an honest life as a detective who specializes in tracking down drug trafficking networks and gangs.
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>>183079307
They teased us that it was going to, only to subvert expectations and rob us of it ever happening again in the same episode. That actor who plays Bodie is only good at playing gangsters and can't do anything else.
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>>183079307
The lunch scene in the season 4 finale might be my favorite scene in the whole series
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>>183079330
>>183079203
I'm glad Marlo is trying to do the right thing. But he's going to need help from Wallace, who faked his death with the help of Bodie and Poot to get off Luther's radar and went back to his ancestral home in Africa where he learned to hone his body and mind. After faking his death again, he has now returned to Baltimore and is back to dismantle the very game that took all his friends away from him, including Dee.
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>>183079307
S1 in the pit is comfy as fuck, and is never quite the the same again after
>s1 muh barksdale
>s2 muh union
>s3 muh election
>s4 muh school
>s5 muh newspaper
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what was coliccio's problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8ZjIc6csgg [Embed]
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>>183079567
S3 is my fave season- the rise of Marlo and cia
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>>183079701
He gets recast as Jon Bernthal in We Own this City
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>>183079750
I'm starting to think I might actually have to watch that show now lmao
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>>183079780
I remember it being pretty good. Landsman plays the police chief.
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>>183079780
We Own this City is basically about Collichio having to answer for his past crimes in court.
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>>183079307
The dynamic is awesome yeah.
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>>183079567
in that way I think S1 might've moved too fast on actually arrested barksdale, things went so quickly in the favor of the detail despite the barksdale org supposedly being so stealthy
they could've drawn it out more with maybe another season
docks was kino though so idk if I'd cut that (for 3 seasons total of the barksdale org)
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>>183079567
I think the same is true for Sopranos as well.
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>>183073716
Which was worse to sit through: the political shit or the media shit?
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>>183079927
In fairness they probably didn't know if they'd get another season.
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>>183080037
The newsroom shit was only in there because the head writer was butthurt about his previous job
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>>183076151
Alan Moore also praised The Prisoner, Twin Peaks, and The Sopranos.
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>>183080105
newsroom because I really don't care for journos, it was kind of interesting though because it teased at the hellscape we have now where people print stuff regardless of veracity just to get eyeballs on it
the political stuff logically made sense to include and Carcetti, Clay, and Royce are reasonably entertaining to watch
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>>183080114
Moore can definitely sniff a well-structured story
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>>183078234
The dated communication stuff is what makes it a kino time capsule. It's like a 5 to 10 year slice where it makes sense because of the tech transition and without it being created in the moment I really don't think it could be recreated without a big effort like a historical drama.
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>>183075791
>It broke out organically and from creators in other genres like Alan Moore praising it.
can confirm this is literally how I learned about it and propagated it firsthand among a dozen of people
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>>183075894
you're retarded
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>>183080105
I could tell the MC of that arc was a self insert of David Simon bitching about all his coworkers he hated. The only newsroom guy I didn't like was the grammar nazi thesaurus buddy who was friends of the journo MC.
--- 183080965
McNulty is the weakest point to me, idgaf about some drunk naboo guard who irritates people. Wish he just kept put on the boat.
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>>183079169
I believe she was The Wire
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>>183080965
He makes things happen and knows how to game the system to a certain extent, but ultimately becomes a liability the longer things go on. The Mcnulty/Lester teamup in S5 was kino because Lester was able to cover for a lot of McNulty's flaws.
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>>183079307
Made from the same cloth, on opposing sides. Utmost of kino. Camaraderie at its finest.
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>>183080965
they do a pretty good job of keeping him in the background for season 4 and maybe even a bit of 2. It was good that they were so confident in their cast that they could shelve the "MC" like that. Ultimately the reason McNulty was even there in season 1 is probably largely because they needed a white protagonist to get peopled hooked before they did a bait and switch
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>>183079927
I think it was implied they had already been after them for a while, and it was largely Prez's codebreaking skills that got them.
>>183079567
I really enjoyed the docks scenes, apart from that little shitkicker. The Union stuff was max comfy but I also enjoyed the mystery of the Greeks.
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>>183080965
"Drunk Naboo Guard" is a show I'd watch.
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>>183073430
greatest show of all time
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>>183081161
The S2 getting the band back together stuff was good but also a bit of a drag since it went on for over half the season just to get back to where s1 left off.
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>>183081531
>the band gets back together
>gets slowly dismantled over season 3
baka
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For me, it's Namond's mom
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>>183081825
Delonda is probably the ugliest woman on the show, tied with Marla
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>>183081825
Kek. Wee Bey standing up for him is one of the best scenes in the series.
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>>183081856
Colvin and Weebey coming to an understanding and just laying it all out was pure kino
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It's funny how they keep insisting white people never vote for a black candidate knowing what happens two years later
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>>183082039
I don't recall this in the show, but they did make a point that Carcetti's fight would be uphill because of Baltimore's large black population and the ministers being behind Royce
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>>183082121
Carcetti's campaign manager, the black guy, brought it up once as a joke I think. The context was black people would vote for a white guy if it was the right one but whites would never vote black
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>>183081825
for me, it's Michael's mom
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>yeah, that happened
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season 6 was gonna be about the latino side of baltimore, like season 2 was about the white working class down at the port. Just didn't happen
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>>183078468
After generation kill*
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>>183073430
it's one of like the 5 good tv shows
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>>183083883
the wire, sopranos, breaking bad, what else am I missing?
flight of the conchords?
I thought boardwalk was shit before anyone brings that up
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>>183083937
twin peaks, mad men
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>>183083960
aye they're pretty great
never finished twin peaks, need to get back to that
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>>183080105
the show was about the whole infrastructure of baltimore shitting on itself in a big circle, news media should've been a big part of the show
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>>183083960
LOOOOOL
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>>183073412
so it changed
just like poot's dumb point where he says
>oh deez kids is crazier now than ever out here, it's the end times!
sarcastically, but he literally gets run out of the game because of how much more insane Marlo's crew is compared to the Barksdale set
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>>183084144
Barksdales tortured a boy to death in the first season. Marlo's was just violent in a different way because they killed way more people indiscriminately
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>>183080037
Both were pure kino. Only modwits get filtered by that stuff
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>>183084286
That faggot was part of the game though. He literally fucking robbed them. When did the barksdales ever shot and killed citizens for no reason at all?
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>>183084012
And it wasn't, it was only a (distractingly) big part of the final season
>>183084286
>different way
right, it got more fierce and thus the game changed
Avon and Stringer couldn't live down that ONE torture of a stick up boy, Marlo tortured a generally respected and neutral party, Butchie, and not only never faced any consequences for it, but also successfully killed Omar afterward which was the plan for BOTH instances of torture, but the Barksdales couldn't pull it off when they tried
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I sometimes wonder if Butchie was actually psychic
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>>183075894
this is the most schizo post I've seen in awhile
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>>183078146
Charcoal briquette
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imagine lester trying to follow the money in the crypto age
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>>183073430
It's extremely good. Just a fair warning that the show has a rotating cast of characters, each season focuses on different parts of the city of baltimore so the cast changes frequently
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>>183086445
Don't over exaggerate it, every main character stays the same unless they die, they just add in new ones every season.
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>>183080037
Both were some of the most boring shit in TV history
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>>183080965
fuck you Mcnutty is the GOAT
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>>183086512
they definitely lose focus, Prezbo is basically non-existent in season 5 and mcnulty is sidelined for 2/5 seasons
the only character that really was around for all 5 seasons is probably bubbles
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>>183072710
owned lmao
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>>183086512
Many characters that were important in previous seasons either hardly exist or have their roles changed
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>>183086985
Daniels and Kima and Lester and Herc and Carver never lose prominence, Bunk becomes more central as the series goes on
McNulty sits out most of season 4 because the actor was doing a movie or whatever, which is a pretty standard thing to happen with a character for a long-running tv show
It's really just a standard "case of the season" thing like tons of other shows, only the wire adds twice as many main and side characters each time and some of them stick around past their season
Season 2 is the only one where that doesn't happen, but even then Beadie comes back as a recurring side character later
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>>183080965
ANON! MY OFFICE NOW!!
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Cutty's arc in Season 3 was kino. Scenes with him after were boring.
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>>183071577 (OP)
He slayed more pussy in a week than you're going to see in your life, lol!