bant/17468931.txt

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https://youtu.be/ZKCmABYFQZ0 [Embed]
What are the implications of niggers dying from sodium?
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SHMELL IT FRU DA FONE WHITE BOI HAHAHA
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A lot of salt wow
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>>17468931 (OP)
Yeah no shit next you'll figure niggers can't read, niggers can't read ect...
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That's fucking disgusting but let's be real here, the ypeepo version is just mayo and salt
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>>17468932
The flavor looks red
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>>17468935
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Every culture’s food has its own unique flavor and we can build upon each other’s recipes. Op this thread is retarded and it’s very obvious you don’t know how to cook. Kill yourself
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>>17468931 (OP)
Niggers have the mentality of a 10 year old when cooking.
>yoooooooooooooooooooooooo just dump some uh dat seasonang in dar yooooooooooo
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The funniest thing about this is that all of those seasonings only marginally affect the flavor of the seafood. This is just another example of how utterly wasteful, gaudy and flashy niggers are. They complain about how starving and poor they are but then use amounts of seasoning that kill an elephant. This is all state sponsored and tax funded by the way.
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>>17468938
Their finest liquor
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>>17468931 (OP)
Salt is good for you retard.
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>>17468941
If you’re not from Louisiana you can’t criticize Louisiana Cajun
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>>17468943
Louisiana Cajun is different from Cajun
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Listen, as a cook myself I can tell you he used 29 times way too maybe portions in his boil. But it’s Louisiana. Those fucking swamp bugmen hav their own culture of their own where they all try to out do each other with retarded amounts of flavor. An inspiration really.
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>>17468940
>amounts of seasoning that kill an elephant
LMAO white hands typed this
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>>17468931 (OP)
>What are the implications of niggers dying from sodium?
Humor?
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>>17468931 (OP)
>MUH SALT

Gott strafe Americans
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i don't think that's how you're supposed to boil lobster
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>>17468931 (OP)
>giving a fuck about your seasonings
nigger i crack that pepper drizzle that salt for rizzle my dizzle. nigger
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>>17468941
i havent been able to try colt 45 or olde english ect. i think i have to go to alabama or something for that
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>>17468943
I am from acadiana and these niggers have bad taste
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>>17468944
Cajun is native to louisiana you fucktard
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>>17468951
Don't bother. They're terrible.
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>>17468931 (OP)
They took the veggies and shellfish out of the broth and strained them. Unless they go and drink the broth too it's fine, you boil shellfish in saltwater unless you're a fucking heathen.
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>>17468946
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>>17468931 (OP)
Has the thought that because whites have superior brains they also have superior sense of taste ever crossed the mind of a nigger? We can taste very subtle flavors, we also get to the point shit is too salty much quicker.
I tried making some steak with a coat of lawrys on it and it won't the most disgusting salty abomination ever, and I used less than half the salt I see niggers use.
They think white food is bland because their inferior brains are literally incapable of tasting it.
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>>17468956
in salt water, yes, not the fucking Dead Sea.
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>>17468953
Niggers are native to Louisiana yes, I don’t see your point though?
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Its not even a nigger thing, literally every other race seasons their food. Put salt on your egg, Amerifaggot
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Louisiana fag here. My biggest problem with this is the order in which he adds the food ingredients. The potatoes take the longest to cook. Those go in first and cook by themselves until al dente. Then add the other vegetables except the corn. The sausage goes last. The crabs, shrimp, and lobster all have different cook times. The shrimp need 90 seconds tops. Take them out and let the rest cook. Then turn off the burner and add the corn. It's frozen and helps lower the temperature so everything stops cooking. Add the sausage. It's already smoked and doesn't need to boil. Let everything sit in the cooler water to soak up the seasoning. Add the shrimp back and let it soak once water temp is low enough to not scald your finger. Over cooking the shrimp makes them difficult to peel. There's no way he didn't fuck those up. 

I agree the seasoning is overkill, but the flavor will be fine depending on how long it soaks. Everything about this is over kill. Especially the lobsters. We cook lobster like that down here. 

Most of you understand the nigger brain. This video is not a cooking lesson. This is what they call a Flex. That nigger is showing off how much money he spent on ingredients. At least $600. He fucked it up, but cooking well was not the point of the video.

All of that shit was probably paid for with EBT. Fuck this country. Fuck niggers.
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>>17468962
wasn't the lobster already cooked?

>EBT. Fuck niggers.
If someone just gave me money I would buy yummy things too. not their fault whites can't sit still for one minute without voting to give their money away
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>>17468931 (OP)
Black people like to impress the neighborhood when they have a BBQ, its normally always in their front yards. In this case they dont appear to have a fence so everyone can still see them in the backyard.
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>>17468931 (OP)
dont explain to normies that lobsters are arthropods and cousins of bugs.
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>>17468955
imagine grabbing her by the pussy
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why's louisiana food just broth lobsters in whatever the person finds in its fridge/shelves anyway
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Pute that on a krackrr duuuuuude
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>>17468966
'bugs' aren't a species
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>>17468951
Bamafag here, 40's aren't legal here but me and my friends hop the border to get one in tennessee occasionally. They're awful beer and get warm before you finish them but it's worth it as an experience nonetheless.
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>>17468931 (OP)
DEY DON' EVN SEASIN DEY RIVAS N SHEIT!
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>>17468935
Your national cuisine is cannibalism.
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>>17468935
Mexican cuisine comes from white people. You'd still be starving if the spainards never came.
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>>17468931 (OP)
I hail from metairie and what the fuck is that
>>17468962
It went nuts with the spicing, too, there needs to be a lot but not whatever nigger shit he's doing.
>>17468968
Cajun food is amazing stuff when done right, basically french cuisine with peppers substituting in and a heavier emphasis on pork/lard
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>>17468932
What does that even mean
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>>17468931 (OP)
Webm or fuck off
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>>17468977
spiced enough that you can smell the spices through the phone, just nigger preening
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>>17468958
You have to use a ton of seasoning if you're just boiling. Water doesn't carry flavor into the food effectively and those boils all the liquid is drained off either way
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>>17468970
You KNOW this would sell to a certain demographic...
>4 Gallons of fake orange juice
Niggers...Not even ONCE.
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>>17468935
Just mayonnaise and maybe a squeeze of lemon juice. Seafood has plenty of DAT FLAYVA ALL BY ITSELF KNOWWUTIMSAYIN!
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>>17468943
Louisiana cuisine, cajun and not, is overrated as shit. I'd rather eat fries potatoes for the rest of my life than eat another river/ocean bug or that shit sausage they call boudin

t. Louisiana anon
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>>17468941
I always wondered how does this taste like? Is it sweet or sour? Fizzy? Is it kinda like beer?
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>>17468955
I would. She's so fine.
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>>17468969
That guy is actually pretty awesome.
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>>17468983
I FUCKING HATE CAJUNS, NIGGER!!!
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>>17468931 (OP)
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>>17468931 (OP)
They prepped the actual food a lot better than I expected. But sheeit 
>dumping enough seasoning to make it mud
Gotta be connected to what ever reason they eat corn starch as a snack
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>>17468986
While we wait. We HYDRATE
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>>17468988
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>>17468988
sad part is that zatarain's crab boil is decent stuff. cayenne/mustard/dill/coariander/bay leaf, it's a good combination.
But then they black it up with every powdered spice in the grocery store instead of just cutting a lemon and a foot of garlic in half and tossing it in
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>>17468981
>juice
you mean "orange drank"
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>Wipipo dont season they food
>Drop jars of processed flavor slop and seasoned salt on everything 
>Unaware of garlic and fresh herbs
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>>17468942
Which salt? Chinese industrial salt stealth branded as something else?
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>>17468931 (OP)
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>>17468986
>>17468990
I was sure that you /pol/lacks watch him too!
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>>17468931 (OP)
I wish I was deaf.
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>>17468958
This is why I love classical music and Italian Opera and mumble rap is just that mumbling profanities.
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>>17468994
best crab and lobster I ever had was just boiled with no seasoning. It was freshly wild caught. There is no need to season seafood when its freshly caught as the flavour is amazing. The only reason you season food is to mask the fact it has been thawed after been frozen for months, already decomposing and it tastes like complete shit if you dont season it. You think these riggers could really afford fresh caught seafood?
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>>17468993
YES...That's JUST what I mean.
>$35 of dollar tree garbage bought with an EBT card
Niggers man. 
Just...
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>>17468988
That looks like it can give me heartburn, diarrhea, food poisoning, piles, eczema and stomach cancer.
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>>17468995
They never eat fresh produce
Just like the Indians and their overly seasoned off chicken, goat, mutton and shit
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>>17468931 (OP)
>>17468988
WAIT, ITS ALL COMING FROM PLASTIC BOTTLES AND SHIET? Where are the garlics, onions, salt, pepper, and etc?
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>>17468940
I was just watching one of those police interrogation videos and he said he couldn't have been the masked armed robber that shot the cashier because he got a check. he's paid.
>I get a check. seben hunnit erry monf bruh
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>>17468931 (OP)
Looks gross. The vegetables are probably inedible. The lobster and crabs are already cooked and probably not contaminated by the seasoning.
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>>17468931 (OP)
I think im going to be sick.
Youtube comments are even worse, bunch of retards praising it.
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>>17469001
>Water, high fructose corn syrup, less than 2% of orange juice from concentrate, artificial flavors, potassium sorbate (preservative), edta (to help protect flavor), sucralose, acesulfame neotame, citric ...
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>>17468931 (OP)
platinum
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>>17469000
Niggers in the south literally catch their own seafood on a daily basis surprisingly enough. A lot of shrimp/crawfish and fishing holes around here have unfortunately been wildly populated with niggers in the last 20 years and as the shrink, the niggers just enclose in on it. It's literally perfect for them, they just sit around all day, getting free food and cook it while jiving out and scaring away every normal person that would have left some for everyone else. Niggers are the most selfish and unaware people ever and they don't realize that if this goes on long enough then there won't be fresh seafood to catch here for anyone. Hopefully they don't figure out deer and rodent hunting anytime soon. The day I see my bastion of the woodland full of niggers being loud and twerking while waiting for game to pass by is the day I kill myself.
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>>17468931 (OP)
It's not a big deal really because they will probably get shot before the impacts of poor nutrition get them.
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thats a terrible thing he did to those shrimp lobsters and crabs
crime against nature