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Nefer on the front page |
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>>136639860 |
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DRAWFAGS ASSEMBLE |
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Still don't the sex appeal due to her being underdeveloped. |
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>>136639907 |
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It's because she's Egyptian, bitches love Egyptians. |
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>she doesn't brap despite them teasing it |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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>>136639959 |
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>>136639860 |
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she's a brown girl so it would have to be BWC of course. |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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based |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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any drawfags here? |
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>>136639907 |
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Oh no, not tiny perky tits that can fit entirely in my mouth! |
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I for sure can't fap to such a thing. |
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>>136640630 |
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Those lips... |
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>>136641148 |
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>perky tits t |
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I don't see it. |
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>>136640969 |
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>random NB song out of nowhere |
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That's when I knew I was watching kino. |
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>>136640969 |
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>>136641645 |
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It’s like this movie came out of a time warp. That’s the kind of shit you expect in an animated movie from 2003, not 2023. |
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>>136641689 |
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what movie is she from? |
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>>136641211 |
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I can't edit or draw for shit, but here's Nefer spilling yoghurt. |
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>>136641710 |
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Mummies |
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>>136641710 |
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Mummies |
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nefer my beloved immortal wife |
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>>136641729 |
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looks like she's ready to spit out 4 gallons of cum with those cheeks |
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I mean yoghurt |
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These are some well preserved mummies. |
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>>136641774 |
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I like that new grubhub ad |
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>>136641729 |
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Greedy princess mouth full of yoghurt... |
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>>136641729 |
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>looks directly into the camera as she audibly swallows a mouthful of thick white liquid |
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Was this scene really necessary? |
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GIWTWM |
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>>136639860 |
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Mutt law |
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>>136641797 |
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Rent free |
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>>136641895 |
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Sí. |
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>>136641895 |
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it was a different time |
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>>136640969 |
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>>>/wsg/5048425 |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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Man I could have seen this FOTM coming from a mile away. |
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>>136641904 |
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How do I make girls react this way to me hugging them? |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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What is this anyway? |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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What's the movie so I can torrent it? |
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>>136642206 |
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>>136642237 |
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Mummies (2023) |
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>>136642078 |
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kino |
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>>136642254 |
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Thank ya kindly, if you see some new porn of this series floating around later it your answering this question is why |
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--- 136642604 |
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Surprisingly enjoyable movie even discounting the goated waifu. I liked how it handled Thut's charioteer PTSD. |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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Wasn't there a live action movie with a similar premise? |
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>>136642078 |
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Holy kek, holy shit! |
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Why put a random nu-metal song on a historical show? |
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anyway, it's kino |
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>>136641729 |
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AHHHHHH! SEX!!!!! |
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PINK LIPSTICK!!! ON MY DICK!!!! |
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK |
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--- 136644196 |
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you only care about this movie because you are a degenarte coomer |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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where's the cat? |
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>>136644196 |
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Well yeah, I like to coom. |
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>>136644196 |
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>>136644196 |
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>>136644196 |
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well yeah, have you seen this movie? its generic as fuck |
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C U T E |
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>>136640969 |
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>LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH |
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>EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME FAP |
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Who wore it better? |
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>>136644196 |
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You just figure that out, bud? |
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>>136646406 |
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my beloved! |
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>>136646406 |
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>no drawfag to draw Nefer and Cleo swapping clothes |
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? |
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tbf it's too easy to make a cute female character with bob haircut and thick eyeliner |
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>>136646197 |
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I like the fact that the pic is more stack then the chick. |
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>>136646406 |
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That's a pre teen. |
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https://youtu.be/ntnBuQAvFjA [Embed] |
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>>136647418 |
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>pre teen |
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>literally canonically 15 |
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What did you mean by this? |
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>>136647540 |
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Why isn't she developed then? |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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How many "we wuz kangs'n sheit" were seething over this movie? |
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>>136647817 |
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because she's based |
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>>136649189 |
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Cute. |
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https://imgur.com/a/Lum9geQ |
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>>136649625 |
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holy fucking based |
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>>136649625 |
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Jesus |
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>>136644196 |
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I don't know why its so hard to figure out that there are perverts on the internet. Yes perverts on the internet. |
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>>136649625 |
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https://imgur.com/a/Lum9geQ/layout/grid |
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>>136643236 |
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Best legs in the caetoon biz. |
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>>136651175 |
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*cartoon |
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dammit, never type drunk |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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your paid marketing thread isn’t working so please stop. |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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your paid marketing thread is working so please keep doing it |
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Would love to have watched this on the big screen in 3D. |
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>>136651454 |
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damn Nefer has a nice ass |
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>>136650980 |
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neat |
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>>136651745 |
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Agreed. I think a lot of the women characters in this movie have excellent body shapes. Not putting down Nefer but the one that grabs my attention is that green-eyed beauty on the left. |
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Yep. All of these women have, for me, the perfect body shape. Love those legs too. |
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>>136639860 |
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Doesn't work like that. Dark with dark is just vanilla |
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>>136644214 |
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There is no cat |
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It's 3 AM. I'm going to bed. Maybe i'll dream of her. |
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--- 136656362 |
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>that Elsa song at the 10 minute mark |
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Visceral cringe |
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The plot is serviceable albeit obscenely boilerplate, nefi is built for sexo, but fuck did they completely drop the ball on music. |
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>>136654177 |
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sold it |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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>lives in the desert |
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>pale |
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>be me |
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>Only anon on /co/ who actually watched this movie |
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Impressive how much work went into something so substandard. The elements are there for this to have been really good but the script let's down the visuals hard. |
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Marriage plot could have been interesting if they had gone in a few interesting directions instead of just leaving a pretty big dangling plot thread |
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1. Possessing the ring means marrying the princess. |
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>Bbeg gets the ring |
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>Villains plot becomes marrying the princess and ruling Egyptian afterlife instead of former goal of... (Nothing really. Which could have worked if 21st century archeologist went full 19th century britbong) |
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Pretty standard "the quest" follows to save the girl and marry her first, first for their world and then for love. Not all that interesting, but better than kidnapping a living mummy for... reasons. |
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Or |
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2. Real suitor chosen by the gods is a character who nefi initially likes (gigachad, but actually Gaston) but learns isn't all he's cracked up to be. Mixup gives the mighty monarch the ring but he isn't the real suitor, phoenix chooses the real suitor, ring stolen from protagonstguys human world crypt, protegonistguy has to get the ring back. Gaston gigachad real suitor and protagonistman go to the human world to get the ring and nefi sneaks out after them. Somethingsomething, likely the singing emancipated woman thing, leads to nefi learning she likes protagonist guy. Ideally there is no "villain" and the archaeologist is just shocked mummys exist. Real conflict is the dawning realization nefi has to marry the wrong guy and leave the human world/freedom. |
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Also left a "worlds commingle" angle on the table here. Nefi could be a popstar and Egyptland could have gone all disneyworld. Something more than movie ending on a dated 2000s hotel Transylvania sing-along. Metropolitan mummies and a subtextual message against isolationism-rote tradition. Something instead of nothing. |
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Just not that good. Nefi blender porn when. |
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>>136656362 |
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>>136657218 |
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Based reviewer. |
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>>136642175 |
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with disgust? You mean, it's not their default reaction? |
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>>136644196 |
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>anon thinks calling someone in 2023 degenerate or coomer will offend them |
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bitch, you think I am going to find a real woman and have relationship? Fuck off, I am masturbating to hot 2D mummy |
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>>136642254 |
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She looks 100% like a southern Spanish girl there. |
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Like really, that skin color plus that haircut it's not uncommon there. |
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>>136656362 |
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>The plot is serviceable albeit obscenely boilerplate |
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in english please |
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ANOTHER ANIMATED MOVIE WITH CUTE CHARACTERS BUT ALSO WITH THE LAZIEST NON-EXISTENT PLOT |
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WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS |
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>>136639969 |
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pits |
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>>136657100 |
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>royalty |
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>over exposing themselves to the sun |
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Think anon |
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>>136660069 |
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indubitably |
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>go to rule34 |
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>0 racemixing |
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>>136640969 |
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it was at this moment I realized I'd been watching kino |
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>>136662434 |
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>racemixing |
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Write the sequel |
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hard mode: no |
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>Nefer and Thut having a Child |
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>characters going on vacation |
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>>136660794 |
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because you touch yourself at night. |
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>>136665795 |
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no bikini? |
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>>136640969 |
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lmao, saw this pic earlier before seeing the movie |
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now after watching it, that was pretty much the best scene in the movie just because holy shit what madlads putting 2006 nickelback in there |
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movie was pretty trash but nefertiti had a thicc booty doe |
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>>136665986 |
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You wish. :-) |
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>>136666248 |
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I wish she were real. |
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>>136656362 |
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Ironically, the movie about overcoming fears did not take any risks or chances, but did manage to fuck up timing and pacing and lose any semblance of charisma for anyone. I think Ed was the only character with any, well, character, but in the end even he didn't have much. Everyone else was pretty cookie cutter. |
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And holy shit, did they really expect us to give any sort of shit about that "Elsa song" 10 minutes in? There was no build up or anything, just a wet fart. And all the songs were pretty lame too. And COME ON, we can do better than Walk Like an Egyptian. Jesus Christ. |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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are you sure about that |
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>>136667586 |
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yea |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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has anyone here actually watched this? |
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is it any ...."good" |
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>>136669726 |
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Not really that good unfortunately. |
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>>136669726 |
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It's a mediocre 5/10 low budget animated movie. It's looks aren't even the worst of it, it looks amazing for the fact that it only cost 10mill, the overall idea is also good but the script and the songs are just ass |
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>>136670360 |
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>it only cost 10mill |
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Meanwhile, American animated movies need triple that budget to deliver the same stuff... |
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>>136640969 |
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LOOK AT THIS HIEROGLYPH |
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>>136644196 |
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>>136670360 |
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the clips that are posted here looks pretty good for 10 million. |
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>>136647418 |
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>That's a pre teen |
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out of ten! |
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So why didn't WB give this movie a theatrical release in the US? Zaslav too cheap? |
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>>136671514 |
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They did but it was like 2 screens or something. |
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>>136671514 |
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it's not for the US, they didn't even cast "ethnic" actors to do the english voices |
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>>136669726 |
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well...at least is better then Tadeo Jones 1 |
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>>136669726 |
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Yeah it's a nice movie. Don't get into it too deeply, just enjoy the visuals and the story for what it is. I've watched it a couple of times so far. |
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>>136640630 |
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what a cutie |
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>nefer is the only one who's outfit wouldn't cover her without bandages |
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lewd |
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To talk about the actual movie, the vestigial point that "harsh light" revealed them to be spooky scary skelletons fell flat in a few ways. I wonder how much of that was technical/production limitations. |
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For one they clearly meant daylight, then fucked that up. There are other night scenes but maybe doing 90% of it at night with shadows and gradient lighting overtaxed their ability to render the movie or something. |
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Two, they completely missed a joke in the sun never being out in england. That alone would have given the movie another letter grade |
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When they quasi retconned that to being "white light" of artificial lighting, obviously everything breaks down whenever they're indoors. Whole thing was a fuckup. |
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Which makes me wonder if a lot of the movie was supposed to take place as skeletons. All the humanworld sneaking only makes sense if they were spoopy. But they never made actual skeleton models for the characters, which undermines the whole thing and makes some of the most pivotal scenes the least impactful. Surely they could have dumped a few background models and put that effort towards actual skeleton versions of their characters heads and hands. Maybe they did, maybe it looked even shittier, but I doubt it. The face paint "skeleton" transformation is painfully bad. |
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I strongly feel they wanted this to be a lot more like encanto and corpse bride with the skeletons, but budget or complexity or both made them cut out all the quick shifts between light and dark, skeleton and human. Yet the script never dropped the plotpoint they didn't do anything with visually or narratively. |
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>>136640723 |
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Yes and no |
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Why is she looking at it like that? |
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>>136678189 |
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Smelly |
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>>136678189 |
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How people can be attracted to a dead chick? |
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>>136678821 |
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Very, very easily. |
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I wish that was my head between her lucious thighs. :-) |
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>>136680507 |
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RA |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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Nefer on Page 10! |
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>>136659108 |
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Now guess where the movie was made |
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Nefer Sexo |
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how come there's no loli Nefer art yet? |
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>>136678189 |
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You're a peasant in the presence of royalty |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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hmmm |
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>>136683556 |
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>how come there's no Nefer art |
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>>136683259 |
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this |
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>>136678189 |
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Pathetic |
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>>136688376 |
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>>136679701 |
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>>136678189 |
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>>136674218 |
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>>136669657 |
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>>136666384 |
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>>136666248 |
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>>136665795 |
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>>136655602 |
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>>136653992 |
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>>136653025 |
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>>136651454 |
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>>136649436 |
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>>136647540 |
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>>136646406 |
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>>136646197 |
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>>136644658 |
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>>136644068 |
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>>136643236 |
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>>136642363 |
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>>136642254 |
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>>136641904 |
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>>136641774 |
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>>136641744 |
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>>136641729 |
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>>136641645 |
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>>136640969 |
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>>136640630 |
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>>136639969 |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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So why again anyone isn't seething over this like that stupid Netflix series |
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This is also an nigger and black washing |
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>>136689390 |
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No |
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>>136689390 |
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Also real Egyptians are way darker than this character, wtf are you talking about blackwashing?? |
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>>136689618 |
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Prove it. |
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>>136689618 |
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>way darker |
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No |
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What did they mean by this? |
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>>136689632 |
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>>136689649 |
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They raised the suns vaporwaves in Egypt ages ago dude everyones black as coal now |
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>>136639808 (OP) |
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>Outmummies your mummy |
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>Outwaifus your waifu |
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>>136689738 |
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Tell ‘em to dial it back |
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>>136649625 |
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>1.58gb |
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very good |
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>>136689866 |
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SETEPAI |
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>>136690095 |
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>>136644196 |
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Where do you think you are? |
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More movies should hire Pedro Pérez as the character designer. |
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>>136641729 |
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This image is a lie and trying to trick you into wanting necrophilia, she is a dead corpse, its made very clear in the movie, you fuck her in bright light your literally fucking a corpse! dont be fooled by human looks, its an illusion, shes actually a spooky mummy with a skull face that send normal people running for the hills. you like maggots on your dick anons? because thats the tree your barking up here! |
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>>136691078 |
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What else has he worked on? |
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>>136692135 |
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some coomic |
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Every pic I see from this movie is prime lip fetish material. |
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Combined with that Princess Peach scene during Bowsers song, lip fetishists have been treated quite well recently. |
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I don't like the rendering on her hair, that is all. |
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>>136692135 |
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he did Trizia but thats a comic, as far as movies go i think this is the only one. |
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>>136691078 |
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i agree Nefer is really cute |
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>>136689866 |
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who? |
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>not a single pic of the daughter |
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I sleep |
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