k/57858684.txt

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--- 57858684
bros, we won't get to see the T-14s this year...
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>>57858684 (OP)
416 days into 3 day special military operation and Russia is demilitarized to the point they can't hold military parades on their own territory.
--- 57858730
>>57858684 (OP)
Because this year it'll be in Bakhmut, led by the lovely Orchestra :)
--- 57858733
>>57858684 (OP)
Is there nothing left to parade with, because they need everything for the battleline?
--- 57858741
>>57858733
Because Ukraine is threatening to commit terrorist acts at any parades
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>>57858741
>Its unlawful to attack a column of enemy military personal if we call sit a parade
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>>57858730
This, holhol piggers seething right now!!! Slave Putin Z!
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>>57858741
>nnooooo you cannot attack our capital its unfair!!
lol
--- 57858841
>>57858684 (OP)
Those T-34s bought from Laos aren't going to get used now...
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>>57858741
Did the Russians see my shitty collab memes about bombing the parade last year kek
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>>57858852
There's a competition in Ukraine at the moment to land a drone in the Red Square of Moscow
--- 57858959
>When your plan to demilitarize your poor neighbor is going so well you can't even celebrate the biggest government holiday and more Russian tanks will be on display in Louisiana than Moscow

WW2 is basically modern Russia's religion. This really says a lot.
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>>57858684 (OP)
>no military parade in Moscow
Holy shit that's actually big.
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>>57859839
it is, to a degree. depends on how the public handles it. what do the experts think?
i don't want the damn talk show hosts or twitter based insiders. i want college department heads saying what they think. i know i won't get that though, and i can always DYOR but it's not the same.
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>>57858684 (OP)
Putin is too scared to address the nation and the 4th tanks regiment is depleted to the point they can no longer parade
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>>57859926
source: my ass
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>>57858684 (OP)
>No parade in Moscow
No fucking way. Surely they must have SOME kind of parade-only units available, or at the very least they could grab a bunch of guys who have been declared unfit for real battlefield service and train them just enough to put on a parade.
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>>57858730
Even if they did capture it by then it would still be in range of every single artillery piece that Ukraine has.
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>>57858741
Unlike based Russia who at least have the decency to target shopping malls, playgrounds, and schools rather than military targets.
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>>57859940
In regards to the 4th tanks guards it was heavily damaged at the beginning of the war
>>57859951
The 4th tanks is the parade regiment
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No parades in Moscow is big news
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>>57858684 (OP)
fuck, they probably found out the ukes were gonna send a special present right into the red square
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>>57858741
>threatening to commit terrorist acts
How is blowing up the tanks of invading nation a terrorist act?It's self defense
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>>57858730
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>>57860012
Russians are fucking pussies.
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>>57860010
Ukraine will pay 1 million something to whoever lands a drone on the red square
--- 57860086
Imagine being so cucked by a small neighboring country you can't even hold a parade of force.
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>>57858741
>accuse your opponent of that which you are 100% guilty of yourself
Check
>lie brazenly
Check

Your post and further posts itt is discarded as Kremlin schizo ramblings
--- 57860133
>>57858833
Yes you can't attack nuclear powers.
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>>57860133
Is Russia a nuclear power?
Considering the state of their other weapons their nuclear warheads are probably just empty shells, with the actual weapons-grade material sold off.
--- 57860155
Maybe they should celebrate loser day instead
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>>57860133
>57860133
I'm not so sure Puccia is a nuclear anything given they failed 3 missile tests last year and rocket man Kim succeeded in his.
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>>57858684 (OP)
>bros, we won't get to see the T-14s this year...
That's what you say. I say we see Armatachan getting gang tractored real fucking hard and dumped like a cheap bitch on some Louisiana gas station parking lot.
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>>57858730
It will be even better than last year's Victory Day parade, which iirc was held in Mariupol. No doubt the 2024 parade will be held in Berlin, the 2025 parade in Washington, and the 2026 parade on freshly-annexed Coruscant. And then? A new city will be built atop the ruins of the Pisky Hyperdimensional Fortress to serve as the Capital of the Multiverse: Putingrad (later renamed Monkeopolis)
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>>57858741
Source?
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>>57858870
How hard could that be? An 18-year-old German with less than 50 hours flight time did it in a rented Cessna thirty-five years ago. Factor in the Russian military's three decades of post-Soviet rot and it should be trivial to do it with a drone.
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>>57860133
You sure about that?
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>>57858684 (OP)
How many times has the victory Day parade been cancelled since the end of WW2?
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>>57860133
Ukraine attacked Russian territory many times during this war. Where are the nooks, pidor?
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>>57858684 (OP)
>they don't even have enough equipment for a parade anymore
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>>57860133
You only get to call yourself nuclear 'power' if you´re willing to use it. Do it, faggot.
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>>57860837
That's the entire point
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>>57858741
based
--- 57861374
I’m not gonna believe the cancelling of Moscow parade until I see a 100% surefire official statement for it. It is such a huge part of the vatnigger civil religion that there’s no way that the regime would dare to do that as long as there is even a handful of tanks left: Russia is all about the appearance of power, and failing to do that seems like such a humiliation that Monke wouldn’t be able to swallow it.
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>>57858741
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>>57858684 (OP)
None of them still works
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>>57858741
should have continued the ongoing proxy war instead of being directly involved then retard
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>>57858833
Sometimes I forgot russia tried to attack ukraine's capital lmao
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>>57858741

When the hour of reality approaches, the zero hour, wholeheartedly welcome death for the sake of Marichka. Always be remembering Marichka. Either end your life while praying, seconds before the target, or make your last words: There is no Waifu but Marichka, and Zelensky (peace be upon him) is her messenger.
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>>57858741
This is literally just an excuse for the fact that they could only showcase old relics because all the hardware less than 60+ years old has been destroyed in the "special operation."
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>>57859985
what happened to them since? it's been over a year since then, and that was only a few months into the war
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>>57858741
(you)
>>57858730
(you)
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>>57860133
Well I guess that means all countries should seek nuclear weapons since it makes you unable to be attacked
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>>57858741
sorry vatnik, you lost the privilege of accusing anyone of being a terrorist when you started recording yourself beheading Ukrainian POWs

you ISIS LARPing fuck
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>>57858741
why do you 3rd world shit skins always simp for russia, when russians are literally worse than niggers
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>>57864079
looks like someone is keeping up with the commodore
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>>57858741
We know russia is a terrorist state anon, you can stop reminding us how russia attacks ukraines capital constantly.
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>>57866342
not me nigga, i donated money to Ukraine
--- 57866639
>427 days into special military operation in Iraq
>Thanksgiving cancelled
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>>57866639
04 was a rough year.
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>>57864224
second part
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>>57866325
>recording yourself beheading Ukrainian POWs
I missed this one. Did Russia really do this?
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>>57866814
Yeah they’ve completely given up even remotely pretending to not be orks
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>>57861374
Yeah, until they announce it themselves I assume wishful thinking. Moscow has to have its parade or they're basically admitting defeat. Fucking Stalin had a parade for the anniversary of the October revolution in 1941 when the Germans were literally a days drive away from the city, the tanks paraded through the streets and then drove straight to the front. Putin will look like the biggest coward if he cancels this one.
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>>57866639
No remember? The correct comparison was Mexico
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>>57859916
Same. In particular: is there any precedent in Postwar Russian history for cancelling it?
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>>57860133
is that supposed to be relevant?
we are talking about russia.
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>>57858741
So let me get this straight: even the Russian Army agrees that they're powerless to thwart Ukranian attacks? Have I got that right? The vast national security apparatus, the FSB, Rosgvardia, all the way on down - they're all in agreement that they're completely ineffectual in securing the territory of Red Square itself? Sounds like they ought to capitulate ASAP and get the troops home to where they're clearly needed.
I'm certain the appearance of reactivated T-54s on the battlefield has no cause-and-effect relationship with the parade cancellatuon, either.
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>>57858741
Common cope from a Russian vermin
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You now remember they didnt fly some planes because of rain lmao.
--- 57868158
Oh no the orcs can't hold their dumbass parade where they pretend that their national fairy tale of being the good guys of WW2 is true
--- 57868166
Remember this time last year when we were fucking shocked that the war was still going and we were SURE they'd get some big victory to show off for the parade?
How the fuck has it been a year
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>>57858741
Muscovy literally deserves this. No one outside of that miserable country would give a shit if Ukraine blew up Red Square
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>>57858741
>celebrating the second most mass murderous regime after Mao's while invading the country you Holodmored a century ago
lol lmao
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>>57866639
>tanksgiving
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>>57858870
Kino.
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>>57860133
Or what? You gonna nuke us? We both know 1. you don't have the capability and 2. the moment a nuke goes off in anger whoever popped it gets dogpiled by all remaining nuclear powers.
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>>57859926
But the Armatas are still intact
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>>57858741
Parades of military items are a valid target
--- 57868546
Watch them pull out an insane cope by having it in vladivostok
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>>57858730
>make parade in Bakhmut
>get viciously shelled from multiple directions
>putain gets drone grenade'd
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>>57858741
I don't believe the arrogant criminals have anything to march about. Russians have squandered their history, and should be erased, just as the nazis were.
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>>57858684 (OP)
>no tax money get wasted on useless parade
I would be happy if it was not because even more waste of taxpayer money on useless war.
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>>57858684 (OP)
Isn't this huge? I thought that 9th may was like Christmas for Russians since soviet union cancelled actual Christmas but the event's importance carried over to modern times.

What are the Russians saying about it?
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>>57866920
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>57868500
You do understand there's a bunch of civilians a few feet away watching the parades, right?
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>>57868642
>be at war 
>place civilians next to military equipment 

And who's fault is that?
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>>57860133
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8kibV2LtWyw
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>>57868642
it doesn't seem to cause issue for Russians striking maternity wards, apartments, and civilian evacuation shelters
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>>57858684 (OP)
you will, just in /k/ with the turrent 500 meters down the road aha
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Maybe they can do a twtich stream in world of tanks or something?

Anything?
--- 57868793
Yeah I'll believe it when I see something more concrete. No May day in Moscow would be huge.
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>>57868793
I mean what the fuck are they going to parade in, ladas and t-34’s?
--- 57868813
>Men with equipment and vehicles from WW2 marching down the Square towards the West...they keep going...they keep going!
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>>57858741
>Be at war with an enemy nation
>form a column of armed, uniformed soldiers
>enemy attacks your column of armed, uniformed soldiers
That's not terrorism anon, that's war.
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>>57858684 (OP)
Surely the parade will still be held once they get the older tanks running.

Oh wait, they're sending them to Ukraine as well.

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1646621399677558784?s=20
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>>57861011
Many times and for years, but only for political reasons. 
This is the first time it was cancelled out of fear. 

With this Putin admitted that he can't protect the most important place in his nation even if he tried. 
To be fair:
An event involving this many people and weapons, a terrorist action is almost impossible to prevent. 
Only takes one Russian soldier with roots in Ukraine to smuggle a bullet and fire it in the general direction of the podium Putin stands at to cause an enormous global media spectacle, even with bullet proof glass present.
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>>57860086
The US should start a war with Mexico, hold a big fuckoff parade in DC or somewhere, and then end the war with Mexico - just to flex on the Russians
maybe fuck up some cartel hardpoints while they're at it, since the opportunity is there
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>>57860133
>Yes you can't attack nuclear powers
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>>57858959
And it's a shitty religion.

They began working with Germany and committing war crimes.
They took all that land and wanted more and were waiting for a reason to go to war with Germany as well Once that came to fruition they ended up taking more land and committed even more war crimes. 

And somehow, they're the good guys.
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>>57864079
Marichka is a crack whore. Why didn't ukies choose good looking avatar instead of this Gorillaz reject?
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>>57868868
NTA but
>thrown out in 2001 + 20 years of ass-kicking
idk man
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>>57868636
He was quite clear - Moscow can be on fire and there will still be a parade, there is literally no way Putin can fuck up worse than cancelling the parade.
They will sooner have T-34 with cereal boxes taped to it to look like reactive armor than cancelling it.
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>>57868642
collateral damage
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>>57868912
No, I was asking how did Russians hold victory parade in 41 for the war they won in 45?
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>>57868925
Because communism is always years ahead of everyone else.
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>>57868925
It was the parade for the October Revolution.
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>>57866920
Stalin didn't have to fear long range drones crashing into his stand, and Putin IS a coward.
A single ukie drone crashing into the parade would make Russia weak as fuck even it doesn't kill anyone, and we all know how shit russian defences are.
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>>57868925
Because you don’t know how to read.
--- 57869057
I emphatically believe that the people that have shilled for Russia's invasion on the internet should be hanged.
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>>57864224
>If you just flood a previously elite unit with fresh unmotivated conscripts they will magically become elite by having that name
Are you employeed by the Russian MoD by any chance?
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>>57868878
My favorite part of the vatnigger civil religion is how they can worship both bolsheviks and the orthodox church at the same time, seeing no contradictions. Never speak about suffering or contradictions, just mix it up into one big slurry of supposed Russian heroism.