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| --- 19161638 | |
| I always think - Just one bowl will be fine! | |
| Flatuence follows. Everytime. Would be fine if it wasn't so vile smelling. | |
| --- 19161648 | |
| your bowels are weak | |
| --- 19161655 | |
| >>19161648 | |
| I fear to hear that - sincerely. But I pollute the air like some Bhopal chemical plant after I finish a can of those. | |
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| >>19161638 (OP) | |
| Is this really a thing? Beans never give me gas. | |
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| >>19161697 | |
| kys | |
| --- 19161967 | |
| >>19161638 (OP) | |
| An entire bowl in one sitting? | |
| --- 19162011 | |
| The musical fruit poem is famous for a reason | |
| --- 19162016 | |
| >>19161967 | |
| obviously not. theres no fucking way anyone could eat an entire bowl of beans in a single go and live. | |
| --- 19162733 | |
| Are there really people who find their own farts gross? | |
| --- 19162739 | |
| >>19161638 (OP) | |
| me with yogurt. | |
| >eat a pint of plain greek yogurt before i go to sleep (for the gains, you see) | |
| >wake up and my room has a dense fog of methane | |
| --- 19162749 | |
| >eat asparagus for the first time in years | |
| >get spooked by the smell of my own piss | |
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| >>19162749 | |
| Will never taste Asparagus for that reason. | |
| >>19161967 | |
| >>19162016 | |
| Basically two bowls - one can makes two bowls. The half cans basically cost the same as the full size cans where I shop. | |
| --- 19163806 | |
| after I turned 30 eating a small amount of beans is enough to turn my apartment into a health hazard for two days | |
| it sucks, I fucking love beans and used to eat a pretty ridiculous amount of them with no serious effects | |
| --- 19164061 | |
| >>19161638 (OP) | |
| >eat a ton of yoghurt | |
| >have a glass of mango lassi | |
| >am lactose intolerant | |
| Your fartz are literally hot air against mine which can burn flesh, induce hallucinations and cause societal downfalls | |
| --- 19164063 | |
| >>19161638 (OP) | |
| bean bean the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot! | |
| --- 19164064 | |
| >>19162749 | |
| What does it smell like? I eat asparagus all the time and never noticed a smell. | |
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| >>19163806 | |
| Same. I used to have no problems as a kid. Worse still there is nothing that comes closer to replace them in a breakfast meal. | |
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| >>19161638 (OP) | |
| You cannot buy tomato sauce beans in America easily. They literally only sell beans soaked in corn syrup and dead pig parts. | |
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| >>19164063 | |
| The more you toot the better you feel, so lets eat beans the musical meal. | |
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| >>19165958 | |
| What? | |
| I don't know, beans used to give me terrible gas. I used to buy beano or gasX, but now they don't. I guess your body adapts. I was told that it was a myth, and that your body doesn't adapt you just get used to bloating and flatulence, but I don't think that's true anymore. | |
| Also people say things like soaking them overnight and discarding the water, as well as adding a pinch of baking soda (can make the beans cook faster, and creamier by breaking down the skin, but too much can turn it to mush, which may or may not be what you're going for) or adding a chunk of potato and discarding it. Also I guess skimming foam off the top as it comes to a boil is suggested. | |
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| >>19161967 | |
| >>19162016 | |
| whats the size of this bowl you're eating? | |
| i can eat a bowl of beans without a problem and ill have seconds | |
| --- 19167440 | |
| >>19161638 (OP) | |
| Your body is not used to them, | |
| keep eating them and eventually you will never get gas from them again. | |
| --- 19167462 | |
| >>19166232 | |
| I'd get bored a third of the way through. I'm used to more flavor | |
| --- 19168046 | |
| >>19162733 | |
| yes mine smell even worse than most other people to me | |
| it smells like someone burning a rotten corpse and I don't perceive the normal fart smell | |
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| >>19167440 | |
| Lol | |
| RIP Me. Lol | |