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Why does she kill humans
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>>42961726 (OP)
For fun. She is EVIL!
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>>42961726 (OP)
Can't go aganist her youkai instincts
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>>42961726 (OP)
Remember that she's once throw human bones at children for shits and giggle
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>>42963618
Poor outsider human. Yukari is keeping up her "human resources" program where she sends each youkai a few humans a year for them to enjoy.
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>>42961726 (OP)
Humans are yummy
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>>42963618
Kisume is a bit of a madwoman!
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Food
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She's not that bad, it's just that everyone cries or calls her a monster.
Get called something a little too much and you're bound to act like the thing you're called at least a little bit.
--- 42971167
I don't know why but I always found Kisume's official art to have an ominous quality to it. A combination of the way that it is colored and the blank background.
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>>42971167
Yeah, it's colored like one of those gory gruesome short manga
--- 42978578
She can't help that hero guitar skills melts peoples faces.
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>>42978198
Looks like the kind of image that would have some weird urban legend surrounding it.
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A bucket of scares!
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I'm going to destroy her bucket
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>>43001287
But then she's going to have to live in a modern plastic bucket.
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>>43001761
I think she made a mistake...
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>>43001809
That dastardly youkai is finally getting her comeuppance!
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Her bucket fell and it ruined her prank...
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>>43012250
Not gonna fall for that old trick. The second you go over to try to help she'll just try to chop your head off!
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>>43012563
She just wants to help the Akis with farm work, that's why she's got the sickle! No worries!
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>>43019129
I will help her out by carrying her there if I can put a lid on the bucket.
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Did she ever actually kill anyone? She likes to throw bones around but that's no evidence.
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>>43022928
Maybe once upon a time. Her murderous reputation comes from a throwaway line from ZUN about how she would do it so I suppose at this point it's more about intent.
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>>42961726 (OP)
She can't kill humans anymore, spellcard rules and all that.
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>>42963618
Well what would you do if you had a bunch of human bones?
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>>43038615
Use them to decorate my place.
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>>42971167
AHHHHHHH
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>>42963618
Why is she like this?
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>>43050727
She's FUCKING insane! She needs to get locked up in a mental institution forever!
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>>42963618
>no one had any clue as to whom the skeleton belonged.
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>>42963618
What if they were ancient caveman bones?
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>>42978578
what a combo
extremely based
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>>43001809
This picture goes way too hard. I'm in a field where I work with early intervention children and we play Pop Up Pirate at least once a week
https://pics.walgreens.com/prodimg/638051/450.jpg
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>>43058569
Cool Green Komachi
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>>43058569
Pop Up Pirate is pretty fun
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>>43058569
>>43059759
I wonder if anyone has ever made a custom one with Kisume instead of a pirate.
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>>43067764
You definitely could, you'd just have to modify the pirate piece extensively. Nothing you couldn't fix with some custom stickers and a little bit of Crayola Model Magic
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Spooky bucket
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>>42978578
Lmao
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>>43073659
Never trust little girls found in unexpected places...
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>>43074153
Isolated girls are the purest!
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>>42961726 (OP)
She visited Africa once.
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>>43019129
Stomping grapes with Minoriko!
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>>43087192
And thus a life of peace & love began for our dear Kisume, pushed by her friend Yamame into helping others.
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>>43095144
Can she handle such peace? Maybe she craves violence too much to ever live such a life...
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>>43099044
If she has the friends that are willing to let her have a shot at it, might as well try. You can definitely be molded by your life choices in such ways that you can't possibly look back and be something else entirely, but in other cases people manage to adapt.
It's all up to little old Kisume. Does she want to be a nice girl or does she want to toss skulls & bones at kids and catch a wandering, lost human in the Underworld with a sickle to the neck?
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>>43001809
we dont make mistakes only happy accidents
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>>43087192
Kisume's helping!
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>>43099044
Count on Shizuha to deal with any violent cravings she may have!
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Kisume found a little friend in one of the skulls she carries!
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Is the bucket bigger on the inside?
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>>43124291
no
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>>43123513
That's why she collects them! She hopes to find more friends.
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>>43137886
Every skull is a friend.
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>>43147147
Aw she looks so happy to have them!
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>>43030952
But we can kill her!
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>>43147441
Not if she gets you first!
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Watch out Kisume!
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>>43147441
>>43157063
You're going to cause her to relapse to her violent ways again!
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>>43147441
It's okay she can breathe in the water.
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>>43170764
Swim in my cum!
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>>43179194
Does that count as water?
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>>42961726 (OP)
Yuugi is worse.
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>>43170764
Can she breathe in sake?
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>>43183967
No!
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Can she breathe through a tight spider hug?
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>>43192850
No!
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>>43192850
No!
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>>43086777
Trips of truth
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Can she breat-BLEEUGHHH
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>>43201996
Please do not puke in Kisume's home
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>>42961726 (OP)
For the Vine.
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Kisume and Yamame teamed up!
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Kisume's looking at you
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>>43228843
I'm looking respectfuly
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>>42963618
People do the same with animals.
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>>43218491
To do what?
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>>43242081
double paizuri
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>>43242158
>double paizuri
Anon...
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>>43228843
I wave at her from a safe distance.
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>>43242081
To wait for their TH19 invitation...
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Small fry.
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>>43265062
What would she taste like if I ate her?
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>>43265152
Raw shrimp.
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>>43266724
Not a fan of shrimp. She will live.
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Anon came to visit Kisume today!
Kisume is happy!
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>>43272363
She's so happy she'll make sure to use her extra rusty sickle so she can enjoy killing him even more!
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>>43265062
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Shinmy sez: killing is bad!
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>>43286115
But Kisume enjoys it!
It can't be that bad!
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>>43291430
Too much of a good thing is a bad thing!
And too much of a bad thing is... a good thing?
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>>43295895
Reasoning with Kisume through philosophy isn't the best course of action, if you ask me
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Kisume a slug
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a slug!
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>>43304932
I'm gonna eat her
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>>43307438
Do NOT eat slugs.
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>>43304932
EWWW I'm gonna sprinkle salt on her!
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We managed to get her out of her bucket!
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>>43312585
I will eat slugs
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>>43312585
slug on sluggo
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>>43323255
She's not bland!
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>>43317667
How many skulls did you have to offer her?
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>>43333262
None, surprisingly! But she didn't agree until Yamame came too
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>>43338718
Kisume believes in the buddy system!
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Now it's Yamame's bucket!
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>>43304932
Slug.
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>>43349391
I didn't wash it!
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>>42961726 (OP)
Don't Youkai kill humans for nutrients?
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>>43370172
I don't think it's so direct. They kill for fear which is what actually sustains them.