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--- 54608827
Age 28
>$33,100
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>31
>$300k
Not sure if I'm going to make it but I'm not categorically eliminated just yet
--- 54608849
>>54608827 (OP)
26
>Around 115k
>Gf who looks like Anne frank
--- 54608856
>>54608827 (OP)
>22
>50k
It’s over I’m a dishwasher
--- 54608866
>>54608849
This meme was made by a virgin
--- 54608888
63
15000
I'm a loser
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>>54608888
Check 'em boomer
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>>54608866
>>54608888
checked
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>>54608888
Checked
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>>54608888
Check’em
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>>54608827 (OP)
>38
>500k
>3 children
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38
9k
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>>54608827 (OP)
It's a mildly interesting question to me: with 88% of my net worth in bitcoin, at present my net worth, including mortgage, is only barely positive. But, a net worth calculation that assumes at least reasonable positive growth for bitcoin would yield a different number. But I guess that would just be "estimate of future growth," etc
--- 54608943
>>54608866
>This meme was made by a virgin
He doesn't know
--- 54608951
>>54608943
It really is an extremely sad meme. A real American Babylon.
--- 54609012
>>54608827 (OP)
25
800k ish if I removed upcoming tax bills. USD, but started from zero so it's alright.
--- 54609196
>>54608827 (OP)
>27
>30k
--- 54609253
>28
>550K
>hideous virgin and suicidal
Anons send me noble charities to donate to before I off myself
--- 54609259
41, no kids, hot wife
1.2 mil liquid
About 3 to 4 mil in real estate/business value
Minimal current income currently
--- 54609272
>>54608827 (OP)
3
$900,000,000
would have had more but made a few mistakes had to get back on my feet again had to get on the floor open the door and everybody do the dinosaur
--- 54609292
>>54608827 (OP)
53
1.5 mil
--- 54609306
>>54608827 (OP)
>36
>18 Million $
>HEX ETH USDC
--- 54609338
>>54608827 (OP)
37, about ~$500k
--- 54609346
>>54608888
Look on the bright side at least you got hitler quads
--- 54609359
>>54608827 (OP)
Age 33
$852k as of today
And still living with my boomer dad because fuck the real estate market.
--- 54609377
Age 24
>$40,000
--- 54609392
>>54609377
hoping for 100k by end of next year desu. savings from work (mechanical engineer, ~$80k a year currently) should be like $25-30k and I have $10k in uranium stocks
--- 54609444
>>54608827 (OP)
>23
>$1.5m
but it used to be
>21
>$2.8m
--- 54609476
>>54609253
Palestine
--- 54609487
>>54609444
wot happened
--- 54609542
>>54609487
crypto and tech stocks crashed
--- 54609649
Age 22
~$120,000
--- 54609698
Kek. At 28 I still had Uni debts, and lived pay cheque to pay cheque. I literally spent my entire 20's either unemployed, or living on not much above dole level. Many such cases. In fairness I'm lazy and fucking hate the normie-sphere of work. Bit better now, but still a relative poorfag. FML.
--- 54609714
>>54608866
>Master's in virginology
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>>54608827 (OP)
I’m not quite sure what my net worth is. I own a food truck business in a major city. Made $4100 today.
Net worth is probably in the $600k range.
I lost about $200k on BBBY and a bunch on those other memes.
--- 54609751
I just made your net worth in a couple shitcoin flips. Same age. U mad
--- 54609754
How do you niggers have so much or are you larping? Never moved out? Im 32 and thought I was doing good just breaking 100k. Almost all retirement
--- 54609760
>>54608888
How are you even on this board
--- 54609770
>>54609754
I started working as a software engineer when I was 17, I didn't move out until recently after paying cash for an apartment in a cheap area
--- 54609774
Not him, but ill be laughing when you lose it like the degen gambler that you are
--- 54609790
>>54609770
Jesus I didn't get my first big job til like thirty. Feels like entry level office hell was all I experienced in my 20s. Wish I did software dev
--- 54609792
>>54609760
Try to respect your elders anon, even the dummies.
--- 54609797
>>54609754
~almost 25, 115k no larp. Did oil work for a year and almost all of my money went into investments. Had about 8k leaving the military in 2021. Oil work sucks donkey pp at times but it pays well for a reason. Figured I’d take the hit while I’m young and throw the money into investments before 4yrs little income in school.
--- 54609803
>>54609754
>33
>60k
>Walmart wagie, but no debt
I'm more financially literate than pretty much everyone there, but I also live well within my means.
I think that my best shot is to learn to be a prop trader, I've been tinkering with stuff for a few months, but I have another year or two before I'm ready to execute it
--- 54609839
>>54608827 (OP)
>>54608827 (OP)
>36
>~1.1M
--- 54609843
>>54609803
People don’t understand it’s really how you set yourself up. The sooner you make the most amount of money and get into the market, the more time it has to grow. Military gives you the GI bill, so free school. 3 years service is equivalent to a 6fig degree +BAH allowance. Suffer then, then keeps suffering in civ sector doing shitty but well paying work, and you’ll be set with the 4yrs extra time your $ gets to grow while you go to school. Having a financial plan/being literate is everything
--- 54609849
>>54609839
All this despite being down 160k on my bbby shares. So I'm not that sharp.
--- 54609855
>>54609790
If it makes you feel better I'm a virgin with no friends, my coworkers are fags and I've been coding since I was 10
--- 54609875
>>54609803
You're right to be careful my first big crypto trade was losing 21 btc shorting the LTC/BTC ratio on leverage.
--- 54610074
>>54608827 (OP)
>69
>$30 Billion
--- 54610160
>>54608827 (OP)
22
~105k liquid + 10k-20k in hard goods
I have no fucking idea how I am going to make a significantly larger amount of money than I currently am so I'm probably fucked if investments don't take off
No CS degree so I won't get past the auto filters for good tech jobs despite the fact that I've literally written new tools for work and do their data ops
I'm stuck seething I guess
--- 54610176
>>54609196
Jeff Bezos started Amazon at 30 and he mogs both of them
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>>54610160
What do you do and how do you get into it? How hard is it to learn/do? Oil bro looking for higher paying “easier” work.
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>>54608888
Show hands please.
Checked.
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>>54610203
Fraud analyst + the other things I mentioned.
Have an associate's in management and finance, but not strictly required. I just applied to the job posting w/ the company. Code has been self-taught or learned through courses online.
The job itself is easy (pattern recognition/OSINT), the other stuff is not particularly hard but that's largely because I've dedicated my free time to coding since summer 2020.
I get paid significantly better than the national average in a lower COL area so ymmv, but like I said it's hard to scale to business int/data eng when everyone thinks a CIS/CS degree is necessary to understand data types and pipelines for data warehouses.
--- 54610298
Age 22
0$ desu
--- 54610304
>27
>70k
--- 54610348
>>54608827 (OP)
>36
>$1.7 mil
--- 54611043
>>54608827 (OP)
mint says my net worth is 117k but that feels like bullshit because i only have 5k in my bank
30 yo
--- 54611048
>>54610298
learn to code, unironically. it's pay is not scaled to how hard you have to work
--- 54611185
>>54611048
which language sir?
--- 54611240
>>54608827 (OP)
>24
>$12k
--- 54611277
>>54608827 (OP)
>24
>1.5k
Currently hustling with Uber, not making bank but hoping my star ratings will attract more riders. I'm thinking of leveling up my game by installing an in-car entertainment system to keep my riders entertained and relaxed. Just ordered a holoride retrofit device for my hyundai whip, it's the full package so I'm expecting big bucks from this move.
--- 54611484
>>54608827 (OP)
>19
12k
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>>54608827 (OP)
360k Legit pig status
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>>54611277
zoomer incarnate
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>>54611185
Rust.
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33
$120k
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>>54608827 (OP)
22
4502.43 in btc
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45
8 children
3.5 mil
--- 54612190
>28
>175k
20% in retirement, 25% in savings, 50% in assets (house equity + random shit), rest in crypto
Low CoL areas are a cheat code for financial freedom bros
--- 54612368
>42
>$195k crypto
>$5k cash
--- 54612379
>>54611891
but it's AI time sir :(
--- 54612407
How the fuck is everyone so rich on here? i'm 30 and only got 10k to my name
--- 54612509
>>54610074
Daddy's Money
--- 54612601
>>54608888
checked. sorry to hear that anon. got any advice for people? give and you shall receive.
--- 54612690
>>54608827 (OP)
>26
>125k real state
>5k liquid
>15k crypto
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>>54608888
checked, i still respect you for being alive and old
--- 54613094
42
1.2 million
--- 54613204
25, 100k
>>54612407
86k inheritance;)
--- 54613253
>>54608827 (OP)
>34
>97k euro in stocks with unrealized losses of 3.7k, 5.5k eur cash, enough clothes and footware to last me a decade easy, enough performance and hair retaining medicaments to last me two lifetimes
>I will sell my Meta for 1k profit and sell Intel or some other shit for a tax loss harvesting and buy again after 24h since there is no wash sale rule here.
>webdeveloper, born in actual poverty even by southeastern European standards, got heemed by the great recession and now by this inflation
>never had any debt in my life
Yeah, not good but trying.
--- 54613262
lol a everyone here being literal top 1% net worth for their age
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>>54613262
well where else do you think we'd be? you don't get to a 1% net worth if you have a social life
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>>54608827 (OP)
35
5~6k
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>>54608827 (OP)
>> 32
>> $220k
70pct bitcoin 10pct mooonero 20pct shitcoins 5pct cash
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>>54608827 (OP)
>28
>Picrel and a house (added value 300K since I still have mortgage to pay off)
>8K in direct account
>110K in other real estate
>A car and a van
>100 bucks in PayPal, 220 in BTC.
>I got a few bills around the house, too.
I want more.
That being said, it's a hard life. I never calm down. I worry about the cost of every single thing in my life.
I have nightmares every night, average heartrate is 120bpm some days, and that's with beta blockers.
I've had panic attacks over the cost of driving down to the woods on a Sunday. I could have been working and I wasn't.
I felt like I was wasting my time and that bankruptcy was a very real prospect because of this.
I'll either make it, or drop dead in the next 10 years.
It'll never be enough but I lock that thought away and keep on risking my health for the next 100K. And the next. And so on.
--- 54613512
21
2.5k, -35k after student debts
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if we count 401k
250k
mid 20s
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>>54608827 (OP)
>34
>150k
i didn't have a positive net worth until i was 30 desu