trash/55763737.txt

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/fujojo/ - Jojo fujo shipping and husbando posting general

Danse Macabre Edition

Previous thread:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/55648400

>Read The Manga and Spin-offs:
https://mangadex.org
https://www.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/wiki/lightnovels/

>Araki's Artbooks:
https://e-hentai.org/tag/artist:araki+hirohiko
>Anime OST
https://mega.nz/#F!bwYAhCjR!81jZWKdBo0vQ__1I1tvg6A
>Ships Tierlist
https://tiermaker.com/create/fujojo-ships-tier-list-definitive-edition--938584

[Fujojo care]
>Hemorrhoid Prevention
https://www.health.harvard.edu/diseases-and-conditions/hemorrhoids_and_what_to_do_about_them
>Anal Prolapse Care
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/14615-rectal-prolapse

[Archives]
>Links to /fujojo/ monthly videos
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11Pu9QtcciByTGlZCGpP_Q9w3u9-9k6Y7uxIqO--DENs/edit?usp=drivesdk
>Zines (SFW & NSFW) with Downloads:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13m4aMPi5h_xvUC_I_SvmNqaecXtw4CqEmVkAKMJPoyc/edit#gid=0
>Old Pastebin
https://web.archive.org/web/20200530230337/https://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
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Narancia makes me feel things

What else are you guys into atm?
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Tooru/Josuke only works when it involves Yasuho getting ntr'd
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>>55764014
Imagine this but with Josuke as Erina and Tooru as Dio
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>>55764101
>implying Dio wouldn't make it a point to clap Jonathan's cheeks in front of Erina and Speedwagon if he had won
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>>55763981
I'm in my One Piece era.
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>>55764282
I don't think I'll ever get into one piece but godspeed, did you see the recent nsfw Zoro fig

I'm still in my Ensemble Stars era
amongst with other shit
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>>55763981
I'm in, and continue to be into, 1960's - 1990's American comics. Silver and Bronze Age comics are fun, wholeheartedly recommend them if you like Battle Tendency.
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>>55763981
Dr. Stone Season 3 started recently, so that's been fun.
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Sorry to whoever sent that Splatoon invite but by the time I saw it I already finished my last game.
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Goodnight
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where the hell are all the beach goers it’s freakin day time.
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>>55763981
I've been fixating on the Mandela Catalog for some time now
Alex remade the first volume for those who are also interested and didn't know
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I don't get it.
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I remember a massive lore post about South Park on /trash/, anybody have that
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>>55763981
Nothing
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>>55770203
JobiRai- a hidden gem of Jojolion pairings?
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>>55763981
I am into Trigun atm. But cant enjoy it properly because sudden family matter has drained all of my free time.
>>55764282
Awesome, what do you think of Law x Luffy? It is one of my favourite ships of the series. Tbh any doujinshi with Law is top tier, even if he wounds up pretty boring overall.
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Hello everyone, Queenfag/Killerfucker here. 

It's been some time. My health issues have stopped (knock on wood) and I have my weekend off after today. Thought I'd come back at least for a bit. How has everyone been?
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>>55772914
awful but mostly unchanging
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>>55772995
I hope it gets better for you anon.
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Bunnies
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>>55772914
I quit my job wrangling junkies and other tards at a courier servics and started working at a biotechnology company in their cell therapy department.
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>>55774411
Sounds like a big improvement.
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>don't have my husbando USBs because I'm at work
Sometimes we gotta make do.
>>55774411
That's great to hear! I assume you definitely make more money and stuff now too? Must be really nice to be free of a job like that.
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>>55763981
I'm into Narancia.
>>55772914
More or less the same as always. Welcome back.
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>>55774930
Hey Fugokin. Thanks for the welcome back, I appreciate it.
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Fuck you cappin ass nigga from the last thread, yo faggot ass impression got me a paycut when I didn't do shit. Shoot yourself you goofy ass, bet you get no hoes or racks. Fuckin loser.
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>>55775240
>>55754046 Post In here, you would fit right in with them.
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>>55775391
What my homeboys gotta do with anything nigga?
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>>55775772
Why aren’t you in the threads with how much more is happening there vs here, or is your boss not liking you taking any paid time off?
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i always watch, the syndicate knows this after all.
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I like Diojota mermaid aus
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>>55776135
You are afraid of /dbs/ and /hg/ because they are the generals who will fully fight back vs us and show your home address and face publically as a mark of pride vs here just calling you a woman, you are afraid of the skilled retards vs the lazy ones
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>>55771651
Law belongs to BlackBeard.
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>>55774374
I want to tug on their tails
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How do I commission the artist who did the fat dragona?
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Holy crap
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>>55778053
I wouldn’t recommend commissioning a minor
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>>55778147
literally what makes you think she was a minor?
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>>55778342
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>>55778061
Rope
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https://www.mariowiki.com/Jonathan_Jones Wtf Jojo Shark Mario
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>>55776135
>>55775240
Dicktranny is stupid as fuck for falling for that because I didn't even include a . At the end which goes against his typing style
Vegetafag enjoy ur paycut and dickfag enjoy realizing you were incompetent for missing that
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I love this pink DILF ^_^
>>55763981
Got into Berserk since a few days ago, reading up to the Golden Age arc now since I got free time
>>55772914
Doing okay for my internship but glad to see you're back Queenfag
>>55779065
Lmfao based
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>>55778342
>she
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Hint
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>>55772914
Idk why I didn't see this but I'm glad ur still here, I was thinking about you the other day wondering if you were alright
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>>55779848
To what?
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>>55779848
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?
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>>55772914
That's good to hear!
>>55776567
If their /a/ threads are anything to go with the one here must be hell
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>>55780375
The /a/ threads get banned by Jannie’s a lot for literally 0 reason besides dragon ball
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>>55780792
They can be quite funny and anything that makes jannies seethe is gut
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>>55780982
Toyofag and now PanPedo are victim to the ravenous cycle that is taking out the worst member; also they got some actual child stuff taken down off of /hg/ put by some /int/ fag supposedly
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>>55779658
Long time no see! Glad to see you. 
>>55780060
I didn't know anyone was worried for me lol, thank you for your concern. Happy to be back.
>>55780375
Hello to you too Mamezukufag!
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>10
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>>55777741
That'd be a $100 extra, buddy
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Bump
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Wjjb unironically faps to Animan Studios? Wjjb does it ironically?
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Wjjb would go to Sam Smith satanic concert
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Does anyone here know a song consisting of two continuously repeating lines, one of them being something like >like a bullet going through your head?
It's slow and depressing
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>>55783937
Nobody in anime generals listens to music.
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I'm surprised Rohan doesn't get headcanon'd as a street shitter more often considering it's a fairly common Indian name
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>>55783506
What is that
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>>55785652
I put tha forgees on da jeep
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>>55785569
DO NOT REDEEM
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198 Days Until Halloween
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>>55785569
Rohan will never have a designated shitting street because it gave us Éowyn
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Bump
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For whatever anon just joined me and my friend on Eggstra Work even though we kept being steamrolled: thank you lol. We appreciate you sticking around!
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>>55787770
It was fun. I've never played that mode before.
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>>55776646
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>>55787860
This is the first time it's been around and it's only been a mode for a few hours now, so it's still pretty new. Wish they didn't give us god awful weapons for this mode though; especially since things only get harder the more you go above quota.
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>>55787969
>especially since things only get harder the more you go above quota.
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>>55788229
Yeah, the more we went out of quota (the whole 1.5x or 2x thing in the corner of quota) the more the hazard level increases. Since we kept getting 2x every first round we'd always end up from 60% right to 100% kek. 

Every single round is the same as it was last time and each weapon has the same special, so I think it's meant to be you're supposed to memorize what happens in the rounds and get around them. The gushers on wave 4 spawn the Goldie from the same places and it never changes for example- so you're probably supposed to memorize every little thing.
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What's the most historically accurate jojo part?
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>>55789790
Jojolands
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Bump
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LIVE
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>>55792179
Alyassi
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>>55792179
Was he based or cringe?
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>>55792916
based, 14 year olds are awesome
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>>55792916
He got his shit slapped by a toddler
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>>>/a/251296366
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Next chapter... his AU version will appear for sure!..
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>>55794798
There has to be a fair bit of build up before it Happens, be happy the alt Doppio is such an interesting Autist
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>>55795001
Good morning sirs
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>>55785569
I'm sure he's shit in the street at least once before for "research" purposes.
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>>55795636
Lol
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>>55794540
Nice
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BARU BARU BARU BARU
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>>55797790
Peak soul
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>>55797790
Asbr made me like him
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>>55797790
There will be a character in Jojolands with some elements inspired by him.
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Is there anything sadder than an unbroken buck?
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Who are you picking splatbros?
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>>55800483
POWER
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>>55800000
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Breaking into a sleeping jojoboy's house and milking his prostate so you can steal his cum and sell it online on Craigslist
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New chapter tomorrow?
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>>55801977
Holy HYPE
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Diego Brando
https://www.tumblr.com/evilvillain123456789/714159481980895232/i-cant-stop-fucking-old-people-its-seriously-a
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>>55802537
This is sickening
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>>55802537
Sexy
>Diego Brando
Cioccolata
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>Coworkers ask me about my husbandos 
>Like to spread the gospel about them so accept
>Immediately turns into them asking about my IRL masturbatory habits and how I have sex with my husbandos among other things
What about being a 2D lover constantly compels these people to ask me this shit? I don't get how people are so socially inept in a field of work that's pretty social.
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>>55802537
Diego is the equivalent of those gold diggers that marry old men in hopes of getting their inheritance when they croak a few years down the line
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>>55805229
Yes and water is wet, retard.
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>>55805322
Very rude post
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>>55805213
Just say the most out of pocket fetish thing you can think of and they will stop asking
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>>55806433
Kek, seems simple enough. Hopefully this works, but I get the feeling the new girl won't stop. Thanks for the suggestion!
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Leaks
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>>55808889
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Medievalfag stop being retarded and trying to bring people to be annoying here
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>>55809474
???
Bitch do you ever shut up?
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>>55809474
Explain
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>>55810325
spammer from a couple months ago
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Jojolands chapter 3
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New Naran dropped :3
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>>55812528
Naran'za
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doin ya dad doin doin ya dad
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>>55812528
https://youtu.be/hGSMpy6HFxk [Embed]
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197 Days Until Halloween
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Bump
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Goodnight
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love futanari (male), simple 'as
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Happy birthday, donut boi
>>55812528
What is this, Little Feet arc Narancia?
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>>55820044
The artist had to squeeze 6 characters onto one piece of paper, that's how he typically looks in the manga anyways
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>>55820517
The joke is that fucking Okuyasu has more brain cells than that image has pixels.
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>>55821112
Well your joke sucked ass you could've said image for ants or something because no one would've gotten that
And it was a quick crop from twitter because I got excited and wanted to post quickly
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Jojolands?
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>>55822082
Jojo landed
On an island
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>>55819997
Downstairs mixups are an interesting concept when it's not propaganda disguised as porn
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>>55821189
It's always kino to get new art of your husbando
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>>55822082
Waiting
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>>55821112
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>>55772914
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commit warcrimes
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Hopes for next chapter?
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>>55828218
rohan wrecks everyone
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>>55828218
Rohan confirms that he is in fact the exact same Rohan from Part 4 and not a counterpart
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>>55828218
Rohan dies in the first 3 pages
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>>55828276
God i hope
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>>55764101
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>55794798
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>>55776443
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Boxes taste like mush
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I NEED leaks
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>>55831629
>>55830624
Wtf based AI
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AI jojo when?
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>>55831704
Have your girl eat pineapple about half an hour before you do the deed
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It is entirely possible that Rai and Norisuke grapefruited each other
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GOODBYE HORSEEEEEEES
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>>55835395
Nani
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>>55834882
Of course, that underground bunker was put to good use
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>>55834835
ew
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196 Days Until Halloween
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>>55835395
But that's the agp anthem, Dickposter is an Aiden
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>>55836935
??
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>>55836935
What
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Tomorrow maybe
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God I feel horrible. I guess 2 cans of gin were too much..
But hey, at least there's a new JnJ video
This aside, how's things here been?
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>>55841241
Pretty much the same but worse
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>>55841249
How so?
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>>55841285
Ded thred
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>>55841285
Lost some more soldiers
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I need to sleep because it's 4 AM but I don't want to so bad because my brain is so full of Johnny. I'm in genuine despair because I feel like if I don't spent my time filling my activities with Johnny now I feel like I'm missing out due to having to work tomorrow. There's something that rubs my autism the wrong way about going to work specifically due to my husbandos and tonight is a massive example. I have to spend eight whole hours not seeing Johnny and I feel like if I sleep I'm wasting time I could be using to splurge on more Johnny. It doesn't negate how tired I am but fuck! I need to stop spending money on my shrine and stuff and just bulk up in cash so I can get out of this job. I just want more freedom, more time, so I can appreciate my boys..
>>55841241
PESCIFAG HI!!! It's so good to see you!!
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>>55841921
Put a tiny Johnny in your pocket so you can see him on the job
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>>55841954
I do have a Johnny USB I carry around with me, but I get sooo paranoid about it getting even slightly dirty or touched. I should get a heart locket or something. I'm running on two hours of sleep and will probably fix these issues for myself when I wake up if I can get myself asleep.
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>>55842004
That sounds rough 
I hope you can sleep
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>All my PS controllers will now not work with my laptop and I can no longer play ASBR
Thank God I bought it on Switch for reasons like this but it's gonna be a slog gaining my progress back. The things I do for love...
>>55842086
Thanks for the kindness, anon.
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>>55841716
Who? Queenfag came back as I see
>>55841921
Hiii, it's good to see you as well!
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>>55840779
What's he drawing?
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>>55844433
Jodio dead
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Zzz
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Leak?
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>0 days, 21 hours, 47 minutes and 23 seconds until The JOJOLands Chapter 3 and CDDH Chapter 15 release in Japan
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*gives birth*
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>>55849767
JJBs in labor!
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Leak(ing cum in a jojoboy's ass)
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>>55850536
A labor of love
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>>55842809
I hope you've been okay! How's college been friend?
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>>55850536
Ngl I'd watch a black comedy bl series about Diavolo or a Diavolo expy constantly getting mpregged and trying to induce a miscarriage in slapstick comedy ways
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Speedwagon appears in the fourth chapter
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>>55853913
WTF REAL?
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>>55852404
This is what Araki originally wanted GER to do but his editors stopped him.
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>>55855013
We were robbed
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LEAKSSSSSS
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>>55855793
Where
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>>55855793
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Leaks are here!
https://po2scans.com/reader/643dddb825f0b
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>>55857315
Rohan would never act that retarded
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>>55857315
Damn I gotta get home so I can read it
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>>55857315
PACO A CUTE
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>>55857315
PESCI CAT???
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I can't be the only one who thought of it, can I?
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Ugh I'm sad I slept through the leaks dropping
Also Araki forgot to color this hand in, 1 month wait btw
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>>55860328
The stroke really did a number on him
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>>55860328
Maybe one of his assistants is on vacation
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>>55861620
...in Hawaii!
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ok so who is going to move all of fpf’s stuff to r34?
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>>55863343
Isn't it on there already?
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>>55863447
allegedly only 3
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>>55863489
It must be preserved
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>>55857315
The crew is growing on me. I still think their stands are pretty boring though and won't give us good fights. Also I swear there better not be any rock humans in this part.
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Need nugget jjbs
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>>55866851
Good meal
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>>55866938
I want to dip him and ranch
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>>55866938
Yum
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>>55866938
That's not enough nuggets for a meal.
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Small meals are still meals.
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>>55870386
They are just snacks
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>>55866938
Starting your meal by biting off Kaky's teeny nugget weeny
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>>55870424
No they aren't.
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>>55870481
Noooooo
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>>55863343
Somebody would have to dig through the archives and probably for a while
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>>55866938
Cute kak 
>>55872083
I doubt you than anybody here would have the patience for that
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>>55872760
why don’t one of the discord fags just ask her or something?
--- 55873471
i like the usagi whatever his name is. hope he isn't a bad guy or whatever. Drag on a nigger is cool too.
>>55872083
/trash/ archives were on fireden before it was nuked. Wouldn't most of that be lost?
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>>55873471
Desuarchive is still good
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>>55873296
They banned me
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Jojo Vegas!
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Jojohio
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>>55863343
I just asked on the /i/ thread if she will move her fat art to r34 in case she still browses there.
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195 Days Until Halloween
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>>55875772
She can also definitely be found in the /d/ chubby boy threads too.
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>>55876191
Good catch
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the dickeating is insane.
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>>55876914
Om nom nom
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Rohan can "see" things that "do not" "exist" in this "world"
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>>55876764
Yeah she's right there, I asked around the other day in there, you can go ask her right now. 

>>>/d/10579363
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>>55880478
>the other day
>26 days ago
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>>55880670
Time flies when you're having fun
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>>55880670
well actually 36 days ago…
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>>55763737 (OP)
We're 3 chapters in. It's time to cast out first verdict on the Jojolands
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>>55882652
lowkey feelin mid fr
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>>55884078
where is pillarfag lately
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>>55884375
Another one bites the dust...
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>>55886665
Off by one
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>5 days old thread
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>>55887386
25 of these ips are mine too, I’ve been moving around a lot for work.
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>>55887463
Bro... I'm the other 19 ips.
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>>55887477
Oof
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If you don't post about your husbando. . . is your husbando even alive? Sad!
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>>55889920
What if he is dead
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>>55890176
His canon persona might be dead but my husbando is very alive
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>>55891630
Fair enough
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DINO AIDS
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>>55894315
DIO AIDS...
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Slutty Diego sleeping with old men and giving them dino aids..
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>>55887463
I'm only about 3 different IPs
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>>55895201
Retard
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>>55887463
I can never post on like 50% of wifis when I travel
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>>55895747
The botched boob job was a nice touch
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You know what, fuck it. 

*gingers your JJBA blonds*
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>>55896347
Soulless
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>>55895747
Wtf ai dragona?
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>>55895157
Slutty Diego sleeping with dinos and giving them old man aids..
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Considering that Diego can use Scary Monsters to turn people into dinosaurs, can he bring back an extinct species if he had sex with all of the dinos?
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>>55897829
I want to say yes
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>>55896771
Yeah. https://civitai.com/models/15987/dragona-joestar-jojos-bizarre-adventure-part-9-the-jojolands
But the model it needs to rely on doesn't play well with the jojo loras. Maybe it you did a control.net you could get it to make like a SO anime version.
There is no good fat (male) LORAs.
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>>55895321
What
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>>55896509
KEK
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>>55898125
You can always train your own fatso lora
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Artificial Jojotelligence
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Pits
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>>55900406
Why are pits so lewd
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>>55900604
They are a source of musk yet incredibly sensitive to touch
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>>55900604
>>55900802
And close to the chest
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>>55895298
I want to fill that ghost with my ectoplasm
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>>55903583
And cum
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>>55903725
And semen
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>>55895298
The cat is a red herring, the real source of threads is this guy somehow
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>>55896347
Needs more freckles and more carrot hair, this is just blonde in a different light.
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>>55764179
Before Jonathan KO'd him he wanted to pump Jonathan full of his vampire juice and make him his zombie slave so yeah I can see it.

Well at least in front of Erina, I don't think Dio really acknowledged Speedwagon most of the time. 
>>55827759
Garfield tier

>>55765038
70's to 90's American comics are where it's at. Specially loved the 80's.

>>55857315
Man this crew is a bunch of dumbasses but I love them, so different from Giorno's crew.
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>>55905909
Way better than Giorno
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>>55905591
My same thoughts
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>6 days old thread
Is this a new record?
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>>55908557
We need to go further
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>>55908557
It says 7 for me
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>>55908853
Mine is 6 days and 5 hours
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>>55905909
>I don't think Dio really acknowledged Speedwagon most of the time.
He didn't but he'd still make Speedwagon watch just because he had been Jonathan's cheerleader this whole time
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>>55893164
Thicctaro
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>>55908557
If y'all want I can have an autistic breakdown in the next thread to get it to go by faster.
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>>55911127
No thanks, fucking weirdo
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>>55911127
If it's Jojo related...
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>>55911127
You're the hero we deserve but don't need, thank you
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>>55911127
Yes please
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>>55911127
so nurancia can roast ur ass for the 100th time?
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>>55911127
Narancia choosed Trish