diff --git a/co/136947227.txt b/co/136947227.txt index ac296a23cfc7e368a5c2d427d908bfd15f79639a..181ec08db5bf0ee3fa81c5f258d1cb9fe5d7e54e 100644 --- a/co/136947227.txt +++ b/co/136947227.txt @@ -996,3 +996,85 @@ someone draw her experiencing delta p --- 137020983 >>137018518 Yeah it's all mouse art. Thanks for the suggestions by the way +--- 137023208 +>>137020983 +cool +--- 137024144 +>>137020983 +again, based +--- 137024880 +>>137020630 +What's that? +--- 137025839 +>>137020983 +Great draws. You should remember to keep her two eyelashes in the top area of the eyeball, not the lower area. + +>>137024880 +Scary. Go Google it. +--- 137026148 +>>137020630 +already been done +--- 137026491 +>>137026148 +technically not correct, they would be underwater +--- 137027198 +I like Terri more after the sleepover ep. +--- 137027730 +These character designs are the type that look simple but are notoriously hard to get right. Make a few errors and it looks really off. Does everyone use a circle tool to draw Kiff's head and eyes? +--- 137027894 +>>137027730 +You can be a little off-model and it’s fine. The most important details in a good Kiff drawing are to nail that Luz lip and don’t even think about giving her toes. +--- 137028768 +printing press squirrel +--- 137029411 +n u t +u +t +--- 137029427 +>>137027198 +Same +--- 137030679 +>>137019255 +>disney show +>CN logo +wat. +--- 137031693 +>>137030679 +looks correct though don’t it +--- 137032501 +>>137032427 +nice art, it's pretty messy but I like it :) +--- 137033250 +>>137032427 +b-b-based, loving how people aren't letting a little thing like artistic sophistication get in the way of making art for this show +--- 137033823 +>>137032427 +Based +--- 137034337 +>>137032501 +--- 137035170 +>>137033250 +--- 137036161 +>>137034337 +No, I ain’t cleaning shit +--- 137036710 +>>137033823 +--- 137036726 +>>136947227 (OP) +What she reading? +--- 137036747 +>>137036726 +--- 137037323 +>>137037302 +53 hours until another episode :( +--- 137037783 +>Kiff is king yo +--- 137037917 +>>137037302 +This thread has gone on plenty long. No need to keep bumping it for its own sake, we'll have another one in a few days +--- 137038393 +>>137037967 +Is this person implying that Barry would be Kiff's secret love interest? +--- 137038703 +>>137038393 +No shit! diff --git a/co/136951903.txt b/co/136951903.txt index 1d6e984f71b63c5a7663f72fc037291b94090f0f..8b4c7a6d7c83f4f46eb9a6a73ccb97b7086fdc15 100644 --- a/co/136951903.txt +++ b/co/136951903.txt @@ -984,3 +984,198 @@ What's your favorite game in the OH universe? I think picture related is cool, a --- 137021100 >>137015224 I honestly thought they were going to go the whole "overachieving business mom who learns the error of her ways", but to my surprise, she went full side villain. +--- 137022184 +>Your daughter brings home this girl +>"This is Amity... she's my... girlfriend" + +What do? +--- 137022264 +>>137022184 +Killing her +--- 137022373 +>>137022184 +Welcome her and congratulate my daughter for getting a nice girl like her. +--- 137022589 +>>137014596 +--- 137022764 +>Dana really expects Disney to give back any semblance of the IP after she repeatedly shits on them with her boyfriend + + +Do these people not know the consequences of burning bridges? +--- 137022900 +>>137022764 +Not many people actually see what the showrunners say about the network, if there was big guaranteed money to be made it wouldn't matter to anyone +--- 137023107 +>>137020696 +>>137020715 +Based. Is there more like these? +--- 137023163 +>>136957409 +yeah, because she doesn't consider her feelings for her sister to be legitimate, so she's stuffed all that down into a hole in her soul and she calls it 'aromantic' +--- 137023269 +https://twitter.com/Jnoel150/status/1653517509814005760 +--- 137023405 +>>137022764 +I've heard showrunners and actors say worse shit +about the higher-ups and get away with it. Like how the Simpsons used to shit on Fox constantly and now shits on Disney. +--- 137023902 +>>137023107 +Sadly no and they don't seem to be getting traction compared to this >>137020682 by the same artist so they might not bother with more +--- 137024363 +>>137006899 +Somehow, I'm happy they didn't listen to the fans. The ending was pretty cool, and I think that concept art was never supposed to be used. +>>137020682 +Cool, despite Willow looks pretty off +--- 137024583 +I am honestly surprised they didn’t go through with making Emira and Viney carpet munchers +--- 137024616 +>>137023405 +Yeah but the Simpsons was there big cash cow people loved the Simpsons and would watch them. Like multiple generations and people that weren’t cartoon watchers as well would watch them. +--- 137024899 +>>137024583 +Emira is very obviously a brotherfucker, her and Edric are vaguely based on Link and Zelda too +--- 137025538 +>character grows out hair +>instant improvement +--- 137025644 +>>137025538 +Dana saw the jokes about Raine's hairline +--- 137025705 +>>137019873 +That would be cool, yeah. Shame that it's not likely to happen. What forms do you think that Sora and company would take? + +>>137019904 +Oh yeah, I remember that picture that the author for that drew of Luz, Eda, and King. How do you think that the magic system compares to the Owl House glyphs? +--- 137026097 +>>137025644 +Likely not possible given that S3 was being finished when S2 was airing +--- 137026218 +>>137026097 +more likely someone realised how lousy it looked +--- 137026913 +>>136951928 +>>The Galderstones, Coven Heads, and Bat Queen originally had bigger roles or subplots that got cut by the shortening +So I'm guessing the Bat Queen wasn't the Titan's Palisman then, but that of a cut character. +--- 137027221 +>>137026913 +Nah, the hole in King's Tower matches the one on the Bat Queen's foot. So I think it's at least somewhat likely she was the palisman of a titan at least. +--- 137027281 +>>137024889 +Why not? +--- 137027407 +>>137026913 +>>137027221 +She's too small to have been the Titan's but yeah she might've belonged to a different titan. +--- 137027585 +>>137024899 +Ew. +--- 137028674 +Tallmity real +--- 137029089 +>>136996710 +Luz's hidden /aco/ folder. Iamgine the Azura porn bros.. +--- 137029548 +Lulu my beloved +--- 137030288 +>>137029548 +--- 137031009 +>want an AMA for questions that didn't make it into the post hoot +>but also want Dana to keep her ideas for future work and not expose everything and ruin the mystery +Such a dilemma +--- 137031998 +>>137031009 +Same +--- 137032600 +>>137027598 +>>137027575 +>>137027588 +This is adorable. Is there more like this please? +--- 137032834 +>>136951903 (OP) +>Luz stayed in the BL for most of her college years and Camilla bought the shack so Luz could visit on weekends or holidays. +>The shack was actually Phillip and Caleb's home, originally abandoned but slightly fixed up by Eda as she built the Owl House +I'm not the only one who have issues with this, right? +--- 137032866 +>>137032834 +What part do you have an issue with? Do you think land just goes unowned forever even if it no one is actively using it? +--- 137033089 +>>137032834 +>Luz stayed in the BL for most of her college years and Camilla bought the shack so Luz could visit on weekends or holidays. +This doesn't bother me, it makes sense that they would want the door's location to be secured. +>The shack was actually Phillip and Caleb's home, originally abandoned but slightly fixed up by Eda as she built the Owl House +This one bothers me because, pardon my autism, a house built in the 1600s wouldn't look like that. It's also pretty clear that other people were living in it at one point because there's things like a water heater in the basement. I guess who they were isn't really relevant, because Eda's door stayed closed until she found it as a teenager, but I can't get over the architecture of the house being wrong altogether. If Dana had said it was built on the land/foundation of their old house I wouldn't be so mildly annoyed over it. +--- 137033425 +>>137033089 +a house built in 1600s would either be a goverment trust or pieces in the ground surely +--- 137033481 +>>137033089 +She basically said the house was a ruin when Eda found it + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEfkikfk8Q0 [Embed] + +31:25 +--- 137033975 +>>137032600 +There's more Huntlow by the same artist but this is the only "korean AU" one and it's just Hunter +--- 137035034 +>>137032834 +>>137033089 +It bothers me that they just took it and went “lol this is ours now” +It should belong to Hunter and/or Eda, you know, the people actually related to the original owners. What the hell does Camilla have to do with it. +--- 137035413 +>>137035034 +>It should belong to Hunter and/or Eda, you know, the people actually related to the original owners. +They don't know that + +>What the hell does Camilla have to do with it. +It's where the portal to the BI is, very close to her own home, it makes it a lot faster and easier for Luz to go back and forth +--- 137035449 +>>137035034 +>It should belong to Hunter and/or Eda, you know, the people actually related to the original owners. What the hell does Camilla have to do with it. +Unless either of them were planning on spending extensive time on earth, neither of them have a reason to want to own the house. Eda doesn't know she's a Wittebane descendant and she only really used the house to hide and Hunter has no use for it. It makes sense that the house with the magic portal to another dimension is legally owned by someone who can keep an eye on it, like Luz and Camilla. It's not like Hunter and Eda aren't allowed in or something. +--- 137036111 +>>137036019 +I'm sure the shortening had a lot to do with it, but out of anything I was most disappointed that Hunter never got a fitting 'final moment' with Belos. If nothing else, he should've been in on the curbstomp. +--- 137036246 +>>136951903 (OP) +>>136951914 +>>136951928 + +>>136958558 + +Isn't this responses something similar or kinda to staff's Q&A of Netflix's She-Ra after-ending? +--- 137036616 +>>137036111 +I wanted to ask why the Hexsquad was kinda sidelined in the finale but it was already too late when I saw the post hoot announcement + +They don't have to be instrumental to taking down Belos or anything, just participate in some way +--- 137036691 +>>137025705 +Stronger and more complicated, but it's a glyph like system that is drawn using magic ink and a pen. +--- 137037098 +>>137036111 +trips confirms, probably deleted his arc to wrap up the show. Would have been nice to see Hunter (who had become the hunted) become the hunter again. +--- 137037301 +So, who's ready for Cartoon Universe's Q&A with the cast and crew? +--- 137037493 +>>137037301 +don't care not watching if it isn't canon (anything outside of the show isn't) +--- 137038139 +>>137001958 +--- 137038161 +>>137038139 +>>137001958 +--- 137038595 +>>137011362 + +Wiz will be Luz 2.0 +--- 137038612 +>>137011362 + +If the character desings of the novel remain the same on the show, Sam Bosma will give us new waifus and husbandos for /co/ +--- 137038751 +>>137038595 +Is Wiz female +--- 137039003 +>>137037301 +Will any writers be there diff --git a/co/136953891.txt b/co/136953891.txt index 5c4e51e3d2f486e83cd519b0ccb3adb209f0ccad..ef5ab992f74e9edbae467437314bba1096628f73 100644 --- a/co/136953891.txt +++ b/co/136953891.txt @@ -1035,3 +1035,295 @@ So who's our list? >>137020328 >who's our list? If you're looking for a list of characters we have counterparts for, it's on the wiki link in the OP. As for characters we haven't adapted yet, that's a whole thing that we need to compile +--- 137021375 +>>137017321 +Maybe petra gets intoxicated to nectars honey powers similar to Peter and Cindy +--- 137022351 +Seems the thread is about to get croaked because of low discussions +Can we do 2 weeks from now? +I think the long wait time is too much for people to remember and most of them just forgot about it(or just busy idk) +Any suggestions? +--- 137022651 +>>137022351 +May 20th is national bee day, so it's perfect. +I think that people are busy and yeah, there're been very few of us, but I think that the thread went pretty well anyway - we came up with a couple of new characters, got some new arts and discussed the old ones. +--- 137023204 +>>137022651 +There's a bee day? cute +--- 137023238 +Question: If I write a whole ass episode of honey bee, where can I post it? +>A certain site? +>Post a pdf here? +>In the wiki? +And no, it’s more than a greentext. Im planning to write an entire arc of honeybee with brief story of her beginnings to her struggle with maintaining her heroic stuff, with a complete new storyline so it feels fresh exempt from the ones here and in the wiki +I wanna know now before we wait for the next thread +--- 137023316 +>>137023238 +Now we're talkin! +Don't know a lot about all that, but there is pastebin and I think wiki is also okay. Not sure about pdf because it can get lost over time. +--- 137023370 +>>137023316 +Who’s the admin in the bee wiki? +--- 137023396 +>>137023370 +XXXEros2 +--- 137024556 +>>137022351 +>>137022651 +On one hand, it'd be cute to have a HB thread on national bee day. On the other hand, this thread is, as per the OP, on "a provisional basis" to gauge interest in future threads, so if there isn't much activity here, it doesn't really bode well for future threads. + +>>137023238 +You can write in a wiki page and link it back to the original Honey-Bee landing, under Story Arcs. It's free to join and anyone can edit, so as long as you're not vandalizing the pages, you can create whatever page you want. +--- 137024600 +>>137017321 +>You know, I don't think we ever mentioned/discussed how Nectar ended up interacted with HB at all. +I believe there were some discussions about Nectar (and also Burgeon with Doe) as well about working further on their origin stories, possibly tying them to another organization that's not SHAPE. +Don't think it went anywhere at the time though. +--- 137025192 +>>137024600 +Well, I mean, the entire thing is Nectar is trying to find a way to restabilize and turn back to normal, and also found out that her parents abandoned her in the lab when it shut down. So we could just do a thing where she somehow gets loose and starts frightening people, so JJJ sends Petra to investigate and write articles on the mysterious honey monster for the Bugle? +--- 137025792 +>>137025192 +Maybe have her go full slimegirl at the end of her mini arc with her getting mostly stablized thanks to Clawdia, Petra, and the F4's sciency stuff? They can't turn her back to being human, due to her data being lost to time (either due to her long existence as living nectar or due to the computers being destroyed), but they can help her maintain a more human-like shape? +--- 137026671 +>>137024600 +>Burgeon +Well, Burgeon is supposed to be the Bee-verse version of Carrion, who hung out with Carnage. We could easily do a thing where Tarantula Hawk found Burgeon and wanted to use Burgeon's powers to try and accelerate the growth of her hive, and Petra and Frenemies find and free Burgeon? +--- 137027431 +>>137023238 +As >>137023316 and >>137024556 say, wiki's fine. You don't need admin approval to post or edit, either. + +Also, can't wait to see what you've got! +--- 137027922 +>>137025192 +>and also found out that her parents abandoned her in the lab when it shut down +Wiki says her parents left her after trying to cure Maya, but failing because machine they used made things worse. It notes that they "were frightened", but I think that a detail like "they thought she died" would make it more clear. Because right now it's not really clear if Nectar's parents are good or bad people. I guess I'm just looking too much into it. +>So we could just do a thing where she somehow gets loose and starts frightening people, so JJJ sends Petra to investigate and write articles on the mysterious honey monster for the Bugle? +It probably would make more sense if she starts off looking for her parents. Perhaps her perception of time was different while Nectar was stuck in a vat. Although "ten years went by very quickly" implies that already. +>>137026671 +>Well, Burgeon is supposed to be the Bee-verse version of Carrion, who hung out with Carnage. +That's a good starting point, but no reason to follow this type of thing one-to-one. You can get more creative with Burgeon in different direction. +>We could easily do a thing where Tarantula Hawk found Burgeon and wanted to use Burgeon's powers to try and accelerate the growth of her hive, and Petra and Frenemies find and free Burgeon? +You mean, her current canon story from the wiki? lol +--- 137028088 +>>137027922 +>It probably would make more sense if she starts off looking for her parents +Yeah, that's probably how it starts. She is freed from the vat at some point, and she goes out trying to find her parents, only to find out they died in the period between the company going under and her getting freed. And people start reporting a moving honey creature in the outskirts of the city, which prompts JJJ to order Petra to investigate? +>You mean, her current canon story from the wiki? lol +Is that what's written? I haven't checked the wiki for Burgeon, I just knew that she's supposed to be the opposite of Carrion lol +--- 137030061 +>>137029749 +Who's Mantis? +--- 137030176 +>>137030061 +They're supposed to the Bee-verse version of Beetle. There are four of them. +>Clubs: Clover Jenkins +>Spades: Skylar Whist +>Hearts: Cleo Queen +>Diamonds: Sari Sato +They were a college crime-fighting club that kind of turned against each other due to their egos +--- 137030900 +>>137030176 +--- 137030919 +>>137030900 +--- 137030968 +>>137030919 +--- 137030985 +>>137030968 +--- 137031114 +>>137027922 +>>137027922 +>it's not really clear if Nectar's parents are good or bad people +It was written in the wiki that they are *evil scientists* +The extent of their evilness is not clearly defined but their role as a parent, they clearly cared for their daughter. +They did all they can to cure her but ultimately failed when they made things worse and they certainly believed they killed their daughter +--- 137031253 +>>136953932 +Drawn in this style, I actually really like her design. It's that sweet spot between cute and creepy! +--- 137031360 +>>136954075 +I don't get it, shouldn't Black Cat be male? And a dog? You could have had a tall, dark and handsome Doberman motif guy that Bee butts heads with but secretly likes or something. +--- 137031381 +>>136953891 (OP) +You could literally just change the real name to something that's less of an obvious rip-off of Peter Parker and that could basically be a separate Marvel character. +--- 137031440 +>>136959151 +>Technopath +It's too straightforward. What about Talos? You can trace the origin of the name to Greek mythology where there was a giant automaton fueled by ichor. +--- 137031680 +>>137031360 +That's because that's not our Black Cat analog in that pic. It's MJ, possessed by a kitsune named Tora. Our Black Cat analog is here: >>136954248, named Guard Dog + +>>137031381 +We did do that, just for folks like you. It's nothing more than a list of proposed names to change everyone's names to in order to make them distinct, but it works: +https://cor63au.fandom.com/wiki/Decoupling_The_Bee-verse +--- 137032429 +I see your dying thread is on the art necrobumping phase lol +--- 137032664 +I updated the Doppelganger sketch. +Since people are mentioning the counterparts of Carrion and Carnage, how are we tackling Maximum Carnage and what should we do with Doppelganger? +I've been out of the loop for a while, but I remember her initial pitch being an actually smart (and malevolent) creature as opposed to main Doppelganger being a dumb monster. And I liked the original idea of her based off a vulture bee. +--- 137032739 +>>137028088 +>And people start reporting a moving honey creature in the outskirts of the city, which prompts JJJ to order Petra to investigate? +One thing is for sure: reports of "big scary honey monster" would be a problem for Honey-Bee and her image. +>>137028088 +>Is that what's written? I haven't checked the wiki for Burgeon, I just knew that she's supposed to be the opposite of Carrion lol +Yeah, pretty much. +>She was discovered in an abandoned lab by Tarantula Hawk, who forced her to accelerate the growth of new symbiotes. Burgeon was saved by Honey-Bee, and was put into the care of the Fantastic Four, who delegated The Thing as her caretaker, as his rocky skin was unaffected by Burgeon's powers. +https://cor63au.fandom.com/wiki/Burgeon + +>>137031114 +>It was written in the wiki that they are *evil scientists* +I see. That wasn't quite clear in the wiki. +>The extent of their evilness is not clearly defined but their role as a parent, they clearly cared for their daughter. +Well, my aforementioned idea might actually fit in then. These parent could be a secret group who doesn't necessary needs to be flashed out because people love dumb & simple mysteries these days. Perhaps it's just me, but Burgeon and Nectar have the same "source" just makes too much sense. Tying Doe's origin to Maya's parents not only makes them more "neutral", but also can serve as low-key redemption arc for them. You know, them taking a job in memory of their own daugther who they deemed dead. +--- 137032830 +>>137032664 +Very nice! As for how we're adapting Maximum Carnage, I don't think we really have anything outside of THawk kidnapping homeless people and using Burgeon to accelerate the growth of her hive. +--- 137033263 +>>137032664 +>I remember her initial pitch being an actually smart (and malevolent) creature +Yeah, I guess we should probably figure out what Doppelganger wants, and why she took on Honey-Bee's appearance. I mean, the easiest solution would probably be that she's a failed HB clone, and needs HB's blood or something to make her whole or something? +--- 137033718 +>>137033263 +Maybe Doppelganger is Jackal's attempt at creating a Monster Bee clone, hence its more bestial appearance and six limbs? +--- 137034189 +>>137033263 +>>137033718 +Speaking of HB clones, I find it's a bit of a missed opportunity that they aren't all different types of bees. Like Petra's Honey-Bee, and Belle's Bumble-bee, sure, but how about all the other clones? I know we said there'd be a minor schism between the clones, between individualists and "the hive", so maybe the individualists are the ones themed to other bees? +--- 137034691 +>>137034189 +>The individualist clones are the ones themed to solitary bees like carpenter bees and leafcutter bees, and their costumes and equipment vary the most compared to their sisters +--- 137035371 +>>137032739 +I mean, does it really matter for Maya's parents to be evil or not? It doesn't have to be anything more than "They tried to cure Maya, thought they killed her when she turned to goop, and died sometime between then and now." Them being good or evil is mostly irrelevant. What matters is, what's Maya's response to her learning that her parents are dead, and that she's most likely stuck like this forever? +--- 137035899 +>>137033718 +>Jackal +Considering we finally pulled the trigger on creating a Bee-verse counterpart to Connors, maybe we should do the same for Jackal? Obviously she still needs to be a geneticist/cloner, but what else would change? +--- 137036101 +>>137035899 +Would the opposite of a Jackal be one of the many large African cats (i.e. Cheetah, Leopard, Lion), or would it be a Hyena? Also, would she still have a crush on Gwen like the original Jackal? +--- 137036337 +>>137036101 +>be one of the many large African cats +How about Serval? Also a predator but not so gigantic compared to others +--- 137036483 +Separate portraits here - https://imgur.com/a/QtnsjHs +--- 137036595 +>>137036483 +Very nice! Let me guess them: +>Spring Heeled Jill +>Redcap +>Mistress Negative and Miss Positive +>Maddie Raxton +>Drone +>Cheshire +>Guard Dog +>Black Swan +>Hornet +Who's the last one? +--- 137036687 +>>137036595 +Sylvia Goldberg +--- 137036746 +>>137036687 +Oh, I see it now! Nicely drawn! I'll add the portraits to the wiki! Hope to see more art from you! +--- 137036836 +>>137036746 +Thanks, any suggestions? +--- 137036897 +>>137036836 +Well, if you're doing portraits like before, you could do the Frenemies, since you already drew Maddie (i.e. Petra, MJ, Gwen, Toxic, Dazzla, Doe, and Liz). Or you could give some love to other characters who are lacking, like Centipede, Audrey Haven, Radia, and Flora Thompson, among others +--- 137036952 +>>137036337 +Serval's a good choice for Jackal's counterpart. In the original comics, Jackal modified his DNA to become some kind of green furry monster, but would Serval do the same? What abilities would she gain from that? +--- 137037203 +>>137011021 +Manhunt's appearance is that she's not meant to look attractive, she's meant to look like a paranoid crackhead who quietly murders anyone who she feels is "Hunting" her +--- 137037231 +>>137036836 +Draw Leo and Maxima please +Love your art +--- 137037239 +>>137036952 +>but would Serval do the same? What abilities would she gain from that? +Honestly don't know about this story. I think first we need to decide if she'll also be attached to Gwen (Gwen survived in this AU, so what's the point of Warren's revenge). If not, what other way would she want to make clones. Which clones will be from Warren and which from Belle. +--- 137037342 +>>137037239 +>I think first we need to decide if she'll also be attached to Gwen +My first thought was, since we're flipping attributes, to make her Gwen's rival, and when Gwen went to do research under Clawdia, Miley Warren would go into cloning and genetics to one up Gwen? Another idea was to just scrap it and say she was just paid to clone Petra by Tony and Reed during Civil War, and tried to profit off her research after the fallout by working with Maxima + +>Which clones will be from Warren and which from Belle. +I don't think Belle would bother making new clones, she's just the first one made, and the first one to break free. The only clone not made by Miley would be Buzzy +--- 137037512 +>>137037342 +>say she was just paid to clone Petra by Tony and Reed during Civil War +Maybe the simpler the better? She won't be attached to anyone and can be used as a scientist for hire for other stories + +>I don't think Belle would bother making new clones +Then Jackal-Belle will not be in this AU? + +Miley Warren, the Serval. Would she also be an older woman? +--- 137037659 +>>137037512 +>Maybe the simpler the better? +My thoughts exactly. We make it too complicated, and it becomes hard to slot her into future stories +>Then Jackal-Belle will not be in this AU? +I guess not? I mean, would Belle even have a reason to take on the Jackal moniker? It's not like she's been killed and resurrected/recloned multiple times to the point of near insanity in the Bee-verse + +>Miley Warren, the Serval. Would she also be an older woman? +I guess if we're going with the simpler backstory, I say she'd probably be Clawdia's contemporary. Hell, maybe they'd be rivals in bioengineering and genetics? +--- 137037837 +>>137033263 +>>137033718 +Maybe she's a combo of Doppleganger and both Spidercide and the Ultimate Scorpion? A third, failed clone that has a more bestial appearance and in this case, is scary smart and her looks are owed to Serval using a vulture bee as a genetic base. +As for how she joins forces with Tarantula Hawk, she'd probably see this as a way of having her own hive (after backstabbing Tarantula Hawk) and using her knowledge to improve the symbiote bugs while Burgeon speeds their growth. It would be a complete horror show like the Judas Breed from Mimic mixed with the Synoptic thingy from Spider-Man Unlimited. +--- 137037876 +>>137037659 +>I mean, would Belle even have a reason to take on the Jackal moniker? +Maybe except to make fun of other clones or on Halloween. + +>Hell, maybe they'd be rivals in bioengineering and genetics? +Could be a funny interaction. So what about your story when Jackal modified his DNA? Maybe you can mix it here? Clawdia become half crab lady and Miley in to furry cat? Maybe there will be story when Honey-Bee and Bronze Bear try to collabarate with her to make Critter normal again? +--- 137037934 +>>137037659 +The Jackal pic was more of a joke about how everytime Belle shows up, she has a new costume and acts like a completely different person, hence why she's carring that duffle bag with COSTUMES written in it. I'm wondering how we adapt Chasm. The Peak? +Also, the equivalent of Hallow's Eve has to be guy dressed as a christmas elf. +--- 137037983 +>>137037876 +>So what about your story when Jackal modified his DNA? Maybe you can mix it here? Clawdia become half crab lady and Miley in to furry cat? +That'd be a good way to integrate it, and she can hold the fact that her mutation was 100% compared to Clawdias to one up her rival! + +>Maybe there will be story when Honey-Bee and Bronze Bear try to collabarate with her to make Critter normal again? +Could be fun, but reading that gave me another madcap idea. +>Guard Dog is charged with protecting a convoy transporting a set of rare animal DNA +>Pteryx wants to intercept this shipment for obvious reasons, for SHAPE +>Serval wants it because it's more toys to play with +>As does Clawdia +>Because Pteryx is involved, Bronze Bear is sure to follow +>And poor Honey-Bee is trapped in the middle of all of this +--- 137038005 +>>137037934 +>Also, the equivalent of Hallow's Eve has to be guy dressed as a christmas elf. +--- 137038242 +>>137037983 +>Could be fun, but reading that gave me another madcap idea. +Yeah, that works too. + +>>137037934 +>how we adapt Chasm. The Peak? +There were a lot of names, but anons liked Summit and Peak the most. +Belle and M!Janine looking more and more like bullies who scream "nerds!" out of the car. +M!Hallow's Eve - Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Holy Evening? +--- 137038501 +>>137038242 +>M!Hallow's Eve - Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Holy Evening? +How about Holy Knight or Silent Knight (as in the Christmas carol Silent Night?) + +That being said, the impression I got from browsing the Spidey threads was that Chasm was rather unpopular, like Paul. If we're ok with leaving out Paul, I think it's fine if we leave out Chasm, as well. +--- 137038712 +>>137038501 +The problem with Chasm is that he pissed off the fans (and least the memes with him were funny). But Paul is literally a character who came out of nowhere and who doesn't give a shit about him as a character. +I don't mind the idea that Belle went into another phase "It's not a phase, Petra!" and found herself an elf boyfriend around Christmas because it's the most wonderful day of the year~. This is okay by me, quite comedic and romantic. But I picture James (if that name isn't already taken) as a cheeky asshole, while your names especially the word Knight suggest something noble, but I don't mind changing the name. diff --git a/co/136956085.txt b/co/136956085.txt index 5cc7b41a8a672412845375b863e89b484944f449..a21a6c8761802b439391e64829980dd92726f451 100644 --- a/co/136956085.txt +++ b/co/136956085.txt @@ -288,3 +288,82 @@ disagree --- 137020925 >>137018016 She only reads the same three books over and over. One is a cook book and the other two are about rocks and plants. She probably thinks Eugene is going to pollinate her. +--- 137021398 +>>137020925 +is she wrong? +--- 137022178 +>>137018016 +>Every new exciting experience, even in the slightest, turns into a new fetish for her +--- 137022734 +punzie bros... +--- 137023074 +>>137000597 +probably anna, she showed up in these threads while the show was still airing sometimes +--- 137025210 +>>137015397 +>>137015432 +--- 137026866 +>>137026319 +VERY cute feet. Tangled is still the best of the 2010s Disney flicks +--- 137029160 +HISHE +--- 137029178 +>>137023626 +>That make-up and hungry smile +Is this what created the tiktok makeup face and Belle Delphine-style facial expressions? +--- 137029210 +>>137028210 +--- 137029321 +>>137017487 +That whole sequence from when they enter the kingdom, have a blast of a day and explore things together, while Maximus the horse is teasing Eugene into making a move, ending in the night-time lantern boat-ride. Holy fuck it's like the best date / growing-love-compilation ever depicted in a movie ever. No fucking rom-com can even come CLOSE +--- 137029343 +>>137017487 +That whole sequence from when they enter the kingdom, have a blast of a day and explore things together, while Maximus the horse is teasing Eugene into making a move, ending in the night-time lantern boat-ride. Holy fuck it's like the best date / growing-love-compilation ever depicted in a movie ever. No fucking rom-com can even come CLOSE. The music in the kingdom sequence is also fucking legendary and so goddamn wholesome FUCK why can't they make shit like this anymore fuck this shitty reality. I hope to Christ they don't make a live-action remake of this, it's gonna be an abomiNATION +--- 137030381 +>>137029343 +There is also a lot of cartoon physics and humour which would not translate well to another medium. They were very much showing off with the 3D animation. They would almost certainly screw it up if they had to shoot it with that washed out "live action" blue is everywhere and you can barely see anything because it is so dark style. +--- 137031875 +>>136975292 +>>136996861 +3D reduced her tits +--- 137031902 +>>137031875 +With feet like that she doesn't need big tits. +--- 137032118 +please don't talk about punzies boobies +--- 137032782 +>>137032118 +What is she reacting to? +--- 137032861 +>>137032782 +you know precisely +--- 137033257 +>>137031902 +Correct. +--- 137034637 +>>137032118 +Boobs2Raps +Booba4Punza +--- 137034657 +>>137034637 +her boobies are not for lewdies +--- 137035142 +>>137034657 +That's right. As a woman, Rapunzel's breasts are for feeding children (mine) are her husband (me). +--- 137036959 +>>136956774 +I don't get it +--- 137037080 +>>137034657 +Then why she uses them in such a suggestive way? +--- 137037140 +she breasted boobily down the tower onward to adventures +--- 137037254 +>>137036959 +LOOK AT EM +--- 137038273 +>>137034657 +Not right now, but with some small changes. . . +--- 137038717 +>>137038505 +You're not seriously gonna get me to beg for a source, are you? diff --git a/co/136965895.txt b/co/136965895.txt index 39d36886379b43041c80391756e8dbb6e47fd121..04531c2c7a58e88601dba333a44e1bb47f73fce9 100644 --- a/co/136965895.txt +++ b/co/136965895.txt @@ -74,16 +74,16 @@ Heeeey I almost missed this thread lol >>136968470 Thank you! I was hoping someone was saving them but I had no idea someone would even edit in the translations I did If anyone else wants anything translated from the fujos I'm in the mood now. I'll start with this from the last thread. ->>136944571 → +>>136944571 Chase: Marshall and I are both male. So it's impossible. These feelings I'm having must be wrong. >>136968470 Also yes there are still a few stories in PAWSome I haven't posted here so maybe I'll do that in a bit. ->>136952062 → +>>136952062 It looks like Igaragi's story will have them aged down. I'm pleased because I don't really like their big high school forms >>136970062 Ella forever OP --- 136970241 ->>136950334 → +>>136950334 Is this Igaragi??? I have never seen it on any of her (?) pages but it's 100% her art --- 136970250 >>136970062 @@ -1245,3 +1245,391 @@ Get this fake fan out of my face. --- 137021072 >>136965895 (OP) I caught my cousin watching this one day and the dude lives on a foggy island in a dark cave. Has anyone tried reaching out to this dude? +--- 137021259 +Everyone catching a glimpse of Marshall's butt +--- 137021625 +>>137021259 +I'm jelly. I wanna see +--- 137021660 +>>137021072 +He's repeatedly getting a little bit of redemption, but immediately goes back to being a shit. +Besides, he has the biggest family of anyone we've seen on the show except Rubble +--- 137022041 +>>137021259 +Gah I'd have gone if it was a bit closer to where I live. But traveling across the country in golden week to a sports event I don't care about just to see a Marshall balloon ... I just can't justify that lol +--- 137022077 +>>136965895 (OP) +Cat fucker getting btfo constantly by a preteen and his dogs. +--- 137022138 +>10 year old +>Is living all by himself +Someone call child protective services! +--- 137022150 +>>137022138 +He's not living all by himself. He's living with six sapient pups +Whoever Danny's guardian is needs to be locked up though +--- 137022167 +>>137022150 +That just means there are actually 7 kids all living by themselves! +--- 137022196 +>>137022167 +Chase is officially 7 years old lol. In dog years that's like 45. +We just have to accept their universe is very different from ours, including the legal and child protection systems +--- 137022202 +>>137022196 +Lol maybe the UK dub for Chase is actually appropriate +--- 137022283 +>>137022196 +Seeing how these public services are all seemingly being done by dogs (and cats), maybe we just need a new pup to deal with this, the Human Services one. +--- 137022480 +>>137022283 +Ryder will just use his magic fingers to get his way as usual +--- 137022528 +>>137022283 +Marshall can be my "human services" dog any time he wants +--- 137022606 +>>137022202 +God no please never +--- 137022609 +>>137022041 +Japan likes to reuse these things around the country. It'll probably pop up somewhere close to you in future Japan bro +--- 137022638 +>>137022283 +Public services? Like ... free prostate exams? +--- 137022669 +>>137022638 +I think that goes to the medical pup. +--- 137022761 +>>137022077 +He generally BTFO's himself and the preteen just rescues him. Except occasionally when he steals something +--- 137022767 +Cutie patootie jungle pup with an adorable little elephant trunk +--- 137022836 +>>137022669 +Too bad. I wanted the recycling pup to do it. I bet he knows how to dig. +--- 137022866 +Please stop talking about prostate exams as though they're a sexy thing a dog could do to you +--- 137023042 +Why can't you be as fabulous as he is, anon? +--- 137023099 +>>137023042 +Not possible, he is more queen than Sweetie will ever be +--- 137023271 +>>137023099 +How dare you? Peasant. +--- 137023344 +>>137022767 +Other than the animal tag it's going to be hard to remember that this outfit has anything to do with a jungle. They used to have those colonial hats lol +--- 137023393 +>>137023344 +These ones? >>136981279 +--- 137023551 +>>137023393 +Yeah. Some are more obviously rounded and solid than those two's +--- 137023648 +>>137006209 +>first thing that comes to anons mind is gay incest +Get help, faggot pedophile. +>>137006503 +Cope loser. +--- 137023651 +>>137023630 +God I want this so much +--- 137024001 +>>137023970 +Marshall: Let's go! +Rocky: These are some big tires, huh? +Rubble: When you're riding bikes, wear helmets~ +--- 137024020 +>>137023970 +Handsome boys +--- 137024299 +>>137023970 +I can't wait until they get to Moto Pups and they see the pups clad in leather. +--- 137024308 +>>137024299 +Only like 4 years to go lol +They haven't even seen Tuck and Ella yet LOL +--- 137024322 +>>137024001 +You're always appreciated anon. What's going on in this one? +--- 137024545 +>>137024322 +P1 +Marshall: You know, Skye +Skye: He's close... + +P2 +Marshall: I'm actually a boy as well, you know... +Skye: (Thinking) In that case what's up with this zero personal space distance? + +P3 +Marshall: And somehow I've gone and ended up with my head full of nothing but Skye ... is that bad? +Skye: *Surprised* + +P4 +Skye: Now Marshall...shall I show you what full of nothing but Skye really looks like? + +This is a bit of a loose translation but I think it gets the point across better than being literal in this weird as fuck crack ship yandere Skye x Marshall thing lol +--- 137024638 +>>137024322 +>>137024545 +Weird as fuck +--- 137024964 +>>136991418 +I've been grossed out by her art so much that I'm automatically grossed out by this nice clean image. That's a shame +--- 137025293 +>>137024964 +I feel slightly similar in that any art of Marshall being straight (there's a lot with Everest, plus this >>137024322 ) just seems TOTALLY out of character to me. He's just ... clearly a little gay dalmatian. +--- 137025574 +Forever a bottom +--- 137025912 +>>137021259 +Where is this? +--- 137026120 +>>137025912 +Sendai in Miyagi, about 2 hours north of Tokyo +--- 137026265 +>>137026120 +I want one +--- 137026356 +>>136965895 (OP) +Don't hate the playa, hate the game +--- 137026551 +>>137026356 +They need to make more bad guy figures. Especially bad guy pups. At least Claw got good toys +--- 137026569 +>>137026120 +>a facist country loves a facist cartoon +like pottery +--- 137026961 +>>137026551 +It's more that Sparks did +--- 137027062 +>>137026569 +--- 137027105 +>>137027062 +This would be better if it was just Gasket looped +--- 137027174 +>>137027105 +I suppose I can accommodate such a small request +--- 137027200 +>>137027174 +Fuck yeah I'm gonna post that to the bone webm every time +--- 137027206 +How the actual FUCK is this the thread with most replies +--- 137027209 +>>137027062 +I just love their facial expressions. Also, anybody now notice how nice Dwayne's eyes are? +--- 137027220 +>>137027206 +It's not. Puss in Boots and the shelf thread are longer +--- 137027294 +>>137027209 +Like...the color? I don't think his eyes stand out much from the other pups' +--- 137027439 +>>137027294 +The shape of his eyes and the eyebrows make him look ... manly. +--- 137027471 +>>137027200 +Gasket does some good reaction faces +--- 137027502 +>>136981946 +>>136983244 +>>137027062 +>>137027174 +>>137027471 +I just want to make her happy, bros +--- 137027656 +>>137005639 +Ryder is a pretty bad person +--- 137027687 +>>137027656 +LOL I can't believe they killed Skye like that +--- 137027749 +>>136944571 +>>136952062 +>>136950334 +Why the fuck are these random posts deleted? +--- 137027759 +>>137027749 +Oh fuck I'm stupid they were linked to a dead thread. Ignore me +--- 137027782 +>>137027656 +Nooo not the cockapoo +--- 137027940 +>>137018155 +That's odd. Why did the artstyle change? I thought it was going to look like the PP movie? +--- 137027967 +>>137027782 +It's okay, there's a spare +--- 137028036 +>>137027837 +Aw, that's nice +>>137027940 +I'm not sure if you're intentionally misunderstanding for comic effect or not, but just in case, that is not Rubble & Crew. That is Disney's own original property any similarity purely coincidental. And Rubble & Crew looking like the movie was always pie in the sky, and in fact (in my opinion) it turned out looking way uglier than the main show even if it has a bit more texture detail +--- 137028142 +I want this fiberglass statue +For reasons +--- 137028162 +>>137028036 +No, I mean this is what Pupstuction was going to look like. Every loudmouth in the fandom was using this image to say that Spin Master got scared of Pupstruction and then made Rubble and Crew so they can claim they did it first. +I still laugh at the fact PAW Patrol has a fandom. +--- 137028231 +>>137028162 +Oh I see. I didn't get that from >going to look like the PP movie +From where I stand Pupstruction was never going to look anything like the movie whether in that art style or the new much cheaper production version +I also think Spin Master has zero need to worry about this latest Disney flop. +--- 137028427 +>>137028142 +Goddamn zoomers +--- 137028687 +Reminder that Marshall knows what Humdinger tastes like. +--- 137028689 +>>137027502 +--- 137028761 +>>137028687 +Chase has given Humdinger a good lick too +--- 137028989 +holy shit after seeing those webms this show seems kino +kids got it good these days +--- 137029044 +>>137028989 +What this one? >>136970201 +--- 137029225 +>>137029044 +uhm +are you some kind of furry? +--- 137029626 +>>136970547 + +Now I Need and Edit of this Image >>136987634 +with Rider, Cap'n Turbot, and Mr. Porter +--- 137030962 +>>136968195 +lol +>>136969763 +Wait what? +--- 137031964 +Zuma is delicious. +--- 137032268 +>>137004386 +>rocky becomes a total chad +best dog with best glow up +--- 137033115 +How would the PAW Patrol handle activists? +--- 137035081 +>>137033115 +With love and friendship +--- 137035127 +>>137032268 +That NERD? Yeah right +--- 137035308 +>>137035127 +Rocky is very cool I'll have you know +--- 137035320 +>>137033115 +>Paw Patrol vs angry BLM protesters +--- 137035385 +>>137035308 +He's not very good at avoiding danger +--- 137035475 +>>136980223 +kys +--- 137035615 +>>137027967 +Why is so much Western fanart so aggressively ugly? +--- 137036017 +>>137035615 +Lots of Western fanartists want an edgy comic book style. Also a lot of the bad art from the East just doesn't get shared and we see the nicest stuff +Then you get the book scans from Japanon and realize they have plenty of ugly shit too +--- 137036584 +>>137036017 +At first glance I thought this was quite nicely drawn. Then the more I looked at it the uglier I realized it is +--- 137036917 +I love these lil guys so much +--- 137036981 +>>137028689 +Arrby will never have such an unpleasant temperament +--- 137037641 +>>137036917 +Such a cute lil animation touch +--- 137038175 +>>137028761 +i know +--- 137038439 +Heyyyy nice, the thread is still here. This is what I like to see. +Here's more of PAWsome vol 1 +Two pages of comic then 2 igaragi pics +I'll translate after +1/2 +--- 137038455 +>>137038439 +2/2 +--- 137038466 +>>137038439 +--- 137038480 +>>137038466 +I may have posted this one before but oh well here it is again +--- 137038641 +>>137038439 +Title: Natural Heart-Stealer, by Nusasame Sane + +P1 +Rocky: Marshall, are you here ~de arimasu? +SFX: pain + +P2 +Marshall: Bandages, check! Medicine, check! + +P3 +Marshall: Ah! Rocky, what's wrong!? +Rocky: When I was sorting out my tools, I bashed it... + +P4 +Marshall: Woof! Bandages, deploy! + +P5 +Marshall: There we go, all set + +P6 +Marshall: Look after yourself, okay, Rocky? + +P7 +SFX: FEELINGS + +>>137038455 +P1 +Marshall: Somehow Rocky's looking a little strange... +Zuma: Mar~~shall~~! + +P2 +Marshall: You too, Zuma? +Zuma: It happened when I was playing basketball... + +P3 +Marshall: Okay, Zuma! Don't push yourself too hard, okay? + +P4 +SFX: FEELINGS + +P5 +Marshall: Hmm...somehow, a lot of people hurt themselves today... + +P6 +Skye: Marshall! I hurt myself too! +Liberty: Ow! Me too, Marshall! +Marshall: Even you, Liberty!? + +P7 +Chase: I also want Marshall to ... but ... what should I say to him ... ? +Rubble: Ohhh, Chase, you get fidgety before we get snacks, huh? Me too +--- 137038727 +>>137038641 +Ha ha Rubble is so fat and stupid +--- 137038771 +>>137035127 +I really can't see Chase ever being the type to get even one piercing let alone multiple +--- 137038861 +>>137038727 +Hey now, don't be mean diff --git a/co/136969968.txt b/co/136969968.txt index 128038014870531a04bd9b0bbaa91a804ad5edba..a3fac76563a6771ebbe4b9c7388692596c949dc4 100644 --- a/co/136969968.txt +++ b/co/136969968.txt @@ -659,3 +659,167 @@ They really killed us (or me, anyway) by giving her such a generic name --- 137020878 >>137020397 Yeah I can agree with that. The original feels a bit too bland so the color and crest would really help. +--- 137021713 +>>137016094 +I love 'Gilf/Milf' versions of character. +--- 137021885 +>>136974293 +The biggest issue is it primarily focuses on a lesbian romance no one gives a fuck about when most are there for Ben x Charmy. +--- 137021942 +>that mutating and transformation sequence beforehand +Man the Reboot can be pretty damn cool when it wants to be. +--- 137022649 +>>137020243 +--- 137022658 +Don't know why this shot is funny to me but it is +--- 137022696 +>>137022658 +--- 137023825 +>>137022658 +Wow Ben was in a lot more craters than I remember +--- 137023837 +>>136969968 (OP) +Wish MoA made her a little younger, would be kinda funny to see Charmcast/Ben and Kevin/Gwen go on a double date or something. +--- 137023885 +>>137023130 +>Michael takes advantage of her AGAIN in the Reboot +It just keeps happening. +--- 137024580 +>>137023885 +He can’t keep getting away with it! +--- 137024697 +>>137024580 +Well he got sucked into her book in that same episode and I have new clue as of now if he's ever gonna show again. +And if he does I'm sure he's gonna do the same bullshit again anyways. +--- 137025526 +>>137024697 +>he’s gonna do the same bullshit again anyways +That’s what I appreciate about Darkstar. He refuses to change and that makes him enjoyable to watch for me, you always know no matter what he’s gonna try to do something shady even if when helping the good guys. I love how at the end of the Ultimate Kevin arc he tries to become all powerful but they all figured he’d try that so they built a fail safe to incapacitate him +--- 137026024 +>>137016094 +>people jerk of to this +Why can't you appreciate show accurate tits? +--- 137026099 +>>137018757 +Just tell me which episodes she's in so I don't get eye cancer by watching the rest of this shit. +--- 137026139 +>>137023864 +Nothing beats the original, she's just pure sex. Also how did she shrink a size in UA +--- 137026165 +>>137026139 +She didn't, her golens just got bigger. +--- 137027435 +>>136969968 (OP) +One of the few characters I prefer to have with dark skin. +--- 137027815 +>>137023864 +I like how with the exception of the reboot, a popped collar has always been a part of her design. It’s very stylish +--- 137028378 +>>136970050 +Explain please? +--- 137028494 +>>136970050 +All it builds are massive hemorrhoids. +--- 137028662 +>>137028494 +Nothing a little magic can't fix. +--- 137028796 +>>137028662 +Now we're talking. +--- 137029000 +>>137028378 +Looks like someone needs to go to prison +--- 137029227 +There is an unacceptable lack of Hex in this thread. +--- 137029657 +>>137026139 +>Nothing beats the original, +Cept all the other designs? I don't know how people can call her UAF design bland when he OS design is a thing. +--- 137030408 +>>137029227 +--- 137030695 +>>136986301 +> And that's not even accounting for the fact that her hair now moves more like tentacles with like, Movie Doc Oc sort of sentience. +That's because they're cybernetic tentacles close to hair part of a device attached to her scalp. It's implied her parents did that to her and she either has short hair or bald. Reboot frightwig is also more popular than charmcaster for some reason, so she got a season 4 episode for herself +--- 137030748 +>>137029227 +I unironically think if we do get Redemcaster he's as good as dead. What better way to kick off a Charmcaster redemption arc than to kill the only link left to her life in Ledgerdomain? +--- 137030756 +>>136988764 +Drake bell makes a surprisingly gppd Michael the. + +>>137024697 +Her book was destroyed with him in it. He's fucked. +--- 137030792 +>>137030748 +Hex’s always been pretty popular so if anything he’d become a supporting character and we’d get some nice interactions between them +--- 137031524 +>>137029657 +It's the subtleties, in UAF she's showing too much skin, wearing bright lipstick, and has her hair brushed back. Contrast that to her in OS: she has a more watered down lipstick, layers more to leave room for interpretation, and she brushes her hair forward in a very casual style. You could even argue that she looks fake in UAF. The original emphasizes her natural beauty by not making her look like a desperate attention whore. I would pick OS Charmcaster any day. I have to say she's one of very few cartoon characters who look better when their brown. +--- 137031804 +>>137031524 +>It's the subtleties, +This is why I hate her OS design, there aren't any subtleties. I would MAYBE put it over the reboot though so I'll give you that. +--- 137032190 +>>137022649 +There's some design mixing of omniverse and uaf as of recently for some reason +--- 137032387 +>>137032190 +honestly not bad +--- 137032407 +If we ever get a r63 universe what scenes would you wanna see recreated but with the opposite genders? Pic related I wanna see the shit show it would cause. +--- 137032484 +>>137003134 +--- 137033400 +>>137023864 +This pic gives me an idea... But it will take a LOT of time to do. +--- 137033651 +>>137033077 +Ben needed more kaiju battles +--- 137033672 +Look what I've found after you intrested me in her. +https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4307536/1/Rewind +Very good brainfuck with that whitehaired teen pshyco. Could you saved such a broken charmcaster? +--- 137033692 +Let’s talk about how each Gwen design got progressively worse and that the original was perfection +--- 137033703 +>>137014699 +why are they wearing civilian cloths? Last I checked you don't get keep your shit in US prisons. +--- 137033722 +>>137033703 +I thought about that too, only thing I could think is they didn't want to have to animate it? Or maybe it would break the story somehow, but I don't see how that could be the case +--- 137034529 +>>137033703 +Charm's 15. That's not a prison. +--- 137034624 +>>137030695 +Speaking of Circus Freak backstories, it's treated like a gag, but made Acid Mouth really got fucked. The fact that he was like, 16 when his hair fell out and still looks much younger in general in the Reboot actually makes me feel sorry for him. +--- 137035323 +>>137034624 +Honestly I think Circus Freaks are wasted on being so heavily tied too Zombozo and he doesn't really need them either, I think I prefer how they were done in the OS as recurring named goons that gets scooped up by any other bigger villain they meet like what happened with Ghostfreak. +--- 137035767 +>>137030695 +>Reboot frightwig is also more popular than charmcaster for some reason +I can kinda see why Frightwig's first episode in the reboot was much better than Charmcaster's, Frightwig get's introduced as one of Ben's big villains who's pretending to be Gwen's best friend, were as Charmcaster just shows up one day and really hates Gwen for no given reason and she never hangs out with Hex on screen so there's nothing tying her back to one of Reboot Ben's more major league villains. +--- 137037695 +>>137037675 +sexo +--- 137038705 +>>136971804 +Sauce? +--- 137038792 +>>137037695 +Sexo? Yeah, but is it modo sexo? +--- 137038990 +>>137033692 +I am curious as to how much of a shit show it would cause in the fandom if something like pic related actually happened in the show. +--- 137039062 +>>137030756 +>Drake bell makes a surprisingly gppd Michael the. +especially now that we know he was a real-life Morningstar +--- 137039079 +>>137002793 +I wonder what their mindset is nowadays, because they're not the same company as they were before. I feel they want to make more Ben 10 but Warner Bros is changing so much every month, that what the execs want from the franchise is all over the place. Chances are we would have gotten a new show (sequel to reboot, another reboot, return to OG timeline or whatever else) if Zaslav wasn't a fucking retard +--- 137039113 +>>137003958 +She'd be friends with Kevin before Ben I think. He was surprisingly chill with her after the two times she fucked him over diff --git a/co/136972256.txt b/co/136972256.txt index 799d31c4fd5486c10e1900db17234ca890322f30..fa08a4e80f8b84fba32df050226374c10b0e66d9 100644 --- a/co/136972256.txt +++ b/co/136972256.txt @@ -550,3 +550,179 @@ Oh he's similar alright. Except Taft doesn't look like he would say "please" if A train would not make a special stop for a single man, but when told it was a full party it did. Taft then walked aboard the train alone and claimed that his own girth qualified him to count as a party's worth of weight. Or something along those lines. +--- 137021329 +>>137020876 +Non GG crowd is luring +GG crowd is lurking +Everybody is lurking is why there is barely any conversations going on! +--- 137021768 +>>137021329 +I'm currently reading a book. The way the fight scenes in it are described reminds me of how I've written fight scenes, so I feel like it can give me some pointers if/when I write another fight scene. +--- 137022023 +>>136995017 +One other thing I want to point out is by using the pre code we can finally use asterisks * in the scripts without wiki hiding them or turning them into bulleted notations. +--- 137022484 +Well, goodnight again. +--- 137022616 +>>137022023 +Do you guys use * often in your writing? +That sounds handy if you do, I just can't say that I've used it very often. +--- 137022659 +>>137018941 +Oh damn, when this get colored? +This would have come in handy like...a week ago or so. +--- 137022677 +>>137021008 +More like he'll fart without saying excuse me. +--- 137023165 +>>137022659 +Like a week or two after the lines. The booru has a tendency to bury updates +--- 137024236 +morning bump +--- 137025939 +Bump +--- 137026016 +>>137022616 +I used them around sound effects, but then had to stop because wiki is coded to do things with words that have asterisks in front of them. Things that are not how I intended from them to be displayed. +--- 137026115 +drew a Lustless during my night shift. +--- 137026510 +>>137022659 +Think there might have been a few different versions of it colored +--- 137026585 +Here's the new Crackdown villain, first of the batch: + +Ai'den Bethelman aka the Pale Demon, the Demonic Scrivener, the Intermediary and the Interested Party. + +Some anons can recall the initial concept of him from a couple of threads back. + +>a demonic entity that provides his servises both as a notary and as a debt collector +>got a degree in Juridical Science and Business Studies in the mortal realm under a human disguise, exceptionally knowledgeable in both of these fields +>provides his services to any parties that are interested to do business with each other, but ends up as one of them more often than not +>uncharacteristically honest for a demon, seems to hold the fairness of the deal above anything else +>makes massive, elaborate contracts designed in a way that should not allow ANY of the involved sides to avoid their obligations, which is very taxing even for a demon to do on a constant basis +>uses demonic magic, mostly the blood/flesh manipulation +>is missing his bottom left eye +>the blood from that eye socket is a powerful magical substance that he uses as ink for his contracts (this provides him a powerboost if the terms of the deal are ever breached and even moreso if they're outright broken, so that he could… "rectify the issue" himeself, must the need arise) +>is after Arthur because someone has apparently indentured his flesh without him knowing, figuring out who did it and how is a mystery that he must unearth (Ai'den refuses to share it because of the confidentiality clause and such) +>a big fan of theatre and single malt +--- 137026660 +>>137026510 +Yes, but that one was colored by saburox, the one who drew the pic. + +>>137026115 +The bear reminds me of the dog from Paranoia Agent. + +>>137026585 +How does he deal with a force majeure? +--- 137026847 +>>137026660 +>how does he deal with a force majeure? +I mean... What even *is* a force majeure when you're a powerful demon? +One of the sides dying? That isn't stopping him, that's for sure. +And, once again, he's VERY through in his craft. +He may not be able to account for eveything, but it's pretty damn impressive just how close he gets to it. +And on top of that, he's also surprisingly agreeable: can't pay with your soul/flesh? +Sure, he also accepts in happy memories, years of horrible (mind) torture, tears of the beloved, luck, pets and other things that have about as much agency, theatre memorabilia... +--- 137027143 +>>137026115 +I can bearly believe it +--- 137027259 +>>136988354 +Mere coincidence, but I wanted to have Newman use an ice pick as his main weapon of choice. Then just now, when I was googling ice picks, I came across a wiki article about an ice pick killer name Newman. + +Guess I should drop the idea kek +--- 137027696 +>>137026847 +>What even *is* a force majeure when you're a powerful demon? +Divine intervention? +--- 137027720 +>>137027696 +Well that’s a decision of the highest court, nothing to do but roll all three eyes and sigh. +--- 137027778 +>>137027696 +>>137027720 +Heaven is bound by laws of its own and Ai'den is mindful of that. +--- 137028437 +>>137026585 +You know, an installment plan isn't so bad in tthis case, particularly considering Arthur's powers. He's just gotta put on some weight. +--- 137028558 +>>137028437 +Yeah, it wouldn't be if Arthur could actually pick and choose what's the EXACT type flesh that he's willing part with, but, as it stands, the contract was *very* clear that this right is reserved by the claimant alone. +Again, you simply don't get to be a smartass when Ai'den's involved. +--- 137028865 +>>137028558 +Plus whoever wants the flesh certainly doesn't want it for anything wholesome. +--- 137030106 +bump +--- 137031483 +>>137030896 +I wonder what other things have come to pass for real that we once joked about well over a decade ago. The comic book industry is certainly desperate enough. +--- 137031934 +>>137030896 +@$$ drew her recently +--- 137032781 +>>137028865 +As opposed to using his flesh for something wholesome? +--- 137032903 +>>137030896 +Who came first the batman who laughs or her? +--- 137032980 +>>137031483 +Pretty sure /co/ invented Spider-Gwen. And DC has their own Ladybug now. +>>137032781 +That's rather the point, isn't it? +>>137032903 +Robley by like 10 years. +--- 137033122 +>>137032903 +That pic is from around 2009 or 2010. +--- 137034202 +>>137031934 +I haven't seen. +--- 137036668 +>>137035179 +--- 137037584 +Who are your reality breaking characters? +--- 137037852 +>>137037584 +Those types of characters are usually mocked. +--- 137038094 +>>137037584 +Potentially Skull King, but he would never do anything of the sort. +--- 137038291 +>>137037584 +I've been loosely trying to sort out a cartoonish Mr. Mxyzptlk style reality warper concept but it hasn't gotten too far. I've got the vague mental image of a gold and white colored harlequin with a half-featureless mask. +--- 137038592 +>>137037584 +The artist whenever they share their art. +--- 137038634 +>>137038592 +Truly powerful. +--- 137038752 +>>137038592 +Bet you're just saying that to get them to like you and get more free art, huh. +--- 137038795 +>>137038752 +--- 137038869 +>>137038592 +--- 137038934 +>>137038752 +Isn't that the point? +--- 137038984 +>>137026585 +>pale +How does he fit in with the 12 Demon Kings lore? +--- 137039000 +I feel like I'm not getting much done and procrastinating lately. Oh well. + +good night then. +--- 137039033 +>>137039000 +>MONKEY MAN! +Echoes in my mind suddenly. + +Goodnight to you. +--- 137039101 +>>137039000 +At least you're getting anything done, I'm just sitting here staring at my sketchbook diff --git a/co/136980434.txt b/co/136980434.txt index ee43a4cad9d4db4160a2efcd58226b241be22531..7b88450a74af1ba54a9865068d31e3592006243c 100644 --- a/co/136980434.txt +++ b/co/136980434.txt @@ -163,3 +163,73 @@ You sly dog, the kind that washes the space barnacles off his hood really slowly Why --- 137020379 Those logos were always there, right? noticed rewatching the episode. +--- 137021271 +>Don’t listen to him, guys; He will pull your legs, and so other parts off from you! +--- 137022953 +>Now with extra wings! (boneless) +>>137015992 +--- 137023976 +>>136990645 +I mean yes +--- 137024681 +>>137023976 +>I mean yes +That would work fine too. + +I guess it's just another great mystery, such as what personality is Slipstream +--- 137026180 +>ZeeZeeker pets +--- 137027483 +>He knows you'd pay double or triple and then will charge you more for them! Will you let him? +--- 137029429 +>That'll cost extra +--- 137030160 +...Like, what could possible go wrong? no, seriously, Sari as a bounty hunter "Lockdown style" for whatever reason would be twisted as fuck. +>All began when Sari went to a "rebel phase" +>She sneaks out late nights with who knows who +>One day toaster is missing and the next hundreads of robots are missing parts +>Autobots can't figure it out and might be in danger and Sari as well? +>>136997154 +--- 137031593 +>>137010427 +Today marks another, even older, milestonen for the show. The episode Mission Accomplished aired in the US for the first time, 15 years ago (told you it was old). Another Elite Guard episode for that matter. +--- 137032046 +>Autobots are given orders to leave earth and so, leave Sari. +How many more times does this girl have to experience the feeling of loss? +>>137031593 +--- 137032910 +>Fortunetly the autobots had a backup plan, someone in mind to be her new guardian, the best they've got, for his bad luck. +>>137032046 +--- 137032995 +>>137024681 +What about miko? +--- 137033116 +On the other side, the funniest part of the episode featuring someone who DOES deserve the feeling of loss. +>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPXQ5Xhgf9c [Embed] +>>137032046 +--- 137033939 +>>137033116 +>The mighty force of a weakened decepticon +--- 137034139 +>>137033939 +--- 137034304 +>Why yes, Sentinel Prime, that's a screwdriver, you better run. +>>137034139 +--- 137034459 +>>137034304 +--- 137035023 +A small bonus. +>>137032910 +--- 137035749 +>>137032995 +Nakadai, right? Well, it’s curious that she’s named after clothing too, and that she just happened to be that way right after TFA happened. But, ain’t that one a popular name?, or could it be she was named deliberately like that to resemble Sari without resembling really? +--- 137035985 +>They’re fancy in their own names +>Sari is more. +--- 137036581 +>Show that starscream who you are, he's a little thing, even for you, pipsqueak. +--- 137038653 +>(Whispers) +>I know what she did too you +>I still remember what you did to Bumblebee +>I will do worse to you diff --git a/co/136982218.txt b/co/136982218.txt index 38aac17f3bbc55097949e753b6e57812f3218640..8ce733e78ba9b9f00159502da5871060f6ed0a73 100644 --- a/co/136982218.txt +++ b/co/136982218.txt @@ -733,3 +733,214 @@ Anyone here have the same or alternative feelings? I think the best canon romance arc is Syaoran's, in Cardcaptor Sakura (/a/). He first notices his feelings in episode 32, and only confesses in episode 69 (uh...). Dyke House on the other hand has Luz and Amity all repeating "girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend" so much to the point where it becomes conspicuous, if not annoying. Yeah you're lesbians, we get it. Move along. +--- 137022705 +>>137016378 +What series is she from? +--- 137022710 +>>137022705 +Glitch Techs +--- 137022883 +>>136982218 (OP) +Enough +--- 137022937 +>>136982218 (OP) +What is this again? +--- 137024429 +>>137022937 +Potential general on /co/ +--- 137024453 +>>136982218 (OP) +Why does it look like TB drew it. Those fucking eyes man. +--- 137024631 +>>137019417 +It's okay when its done in a comedic show (real comedy, like Kick Buttowski or FoP, not a tween angst show with occasional jokes and fight scenes like SvTFOE) but this looks to be a more grounded and serious cartoon so we will see how it goes. I'm predicting a lot of cringe and Hailey cuckquen memes. +--- 137024665 +>>136989072 +He-man. +--- 137025226 +>>136982218 (OP) +So, what's this show's premise? +--- 137025280 +>>137019870 +>namefag supports Desantis +Of course you do scumbag +--- 137025590 +>>137019530 +Those are usually action shows that happen to have a female lead. +--- 137025843 +:) +--- 137025867 +>>137025843 +lmao, source on that obvious nsfw artists pic? +--- 137025907 +>>137019870 +Money is already hard to come by, why would I willingly take less money? +--- 137026041 +>>137020960 +The problem is that TOH appeals to the Pre-2018 Tumblr - Twitter crowd (Fake Customers), for them, the LGBT of a character is the only character trait that matters. +--- 137026198 +>>137025843 +is this shopped? + +>>137025867 +simon/conoghi/whichever of the million names he uses now +--- 137026212 +>>137025843 +ain't no way they would just print and pin a pic off twitter without looking at the artist's other works... right? +--- 137026234 +>>137025843 +>>137025867 +>https://baraag.net/@conoghi/110055295183155207 + +I think there's a naked version out there somewhere on some booru. +--- 137026249 +>>137010303 +Isn't that the manager from the MCU? +--- 137026260 +>>137018621 +Second seasons are usually ordered from the start. +--- 137026262 +>>137025843 +>>137026234 +Nobody tell them +--- 137026283 +>>137026262 +someone already snitched in replies +--- 137026403 +>>137026283 +Someone archive the link before they delete it +--- 137026415 +>>137026403 +be the change that you want to see anon you lazy cunt +--- 137026473 +>>137026415 +OK +https://web.archive.org/web/20230503143914/https://twitter.com/sketchycamel/status/1653494311869378560 +--- 137026554 +>>137025280 +You mean tripfag you zoomer nigger. +--- 137026562 +>>137025843 +I love when this happens +--- 137026587 +>>136991331 +Fuck toasters obviously +--- 137026606 +>>137011069 +>Even Steven's FTFY +--- 137026921 +>>137025843 +>bottom left +--- 137027341 +>>137026260 +Not with Invincible +--- 137027533 +Why do they look like lanky abominations. +Fucking skinwalkers with skin suits on. +Horrid art style. +--- 137027741 +>>137027533 +Same. I have very mixed feelings about it. Mostly negative. I mean the girl's design is cute but the art and animation style looks too puppet like and stiff. It reminds me more of a youtube original like "The Guava Juice show" rather than a proper disney show. +--- 137028110 +>>137027741 +I understand, the worst design for me is the future gal, why does she have the obnoxious dyed half-shaved hair that screams "flat strong female character" +--- 137029106 +>>137027741 +Puppet animation was a mistake +--- 137029200 +>>137029106 +eh not really, star vs season 1, hilda, molly mcgee +it can be very nice and expressive + +but this clearly has no effort behind it +anything effortless will look like shit +--- 137029432 +>>137029200 +I hate when poor puppet animation ruins good character designs, even those "rig part of a still drawing" animations look better when done properly +--- 137029627 +>>137010303 + +By shipping her with Hailey. +--- 137029909 +>>137029627 +Korrasami and Lumity were a Mistake +--- 137030501 +>>137027507 +Is that the Calamity Box? +--- 137030960 +>>136989072 +Hunter +--- 137031088 +>>136989287 +stop sniffing your own asshole +--- 137031471 +>>137027507 +It all started with Dragontails, didn't it? +--- 137031502 +>>137025907 +>implying Hollywood hacks deserve any money at all +>implying they shouldn't be paying me for being willing to read/listen to their tripe in the first place +--- 137031698 +>>137030960 +>Guy that's one of the greatest fighters of his organization and has trained since birth jobs to a Teen. +Nope +https://nitter.net/BtzPaper/status/1646978519589695491#m +--- 137032260 +>>136982238 +If you could fuck a monster you would too. +--- 137033341 +>>137031502 +Hollywood deserves to burn +--- 137033436 +>>137026198 +Simon and Conoghi aren't the same person, you newfag. Simon is his melodramatic student that became more popular and felt really guilty about it. +--- 137033951 +>>137033436 +What? +--- 137034280 +>>137032260 +sauce? +--- 137034940 +>>137034280 +YBlndr +--- 137035698 +>>137032260 +>>137034940 +https://twitter.com/YBlndr/status/1633801069494169600#m +--- 137036925 +>>137010303 +Why does she look sleep deprived? +--- 137038073 +>>137024631 +Doesn't the trailer imply a myth arc for Hailey? +--- 137038361 +>>137038073 +Yeah she's destined to save the world once she finishes everything in her book. +--- 137038746 +>>137038361 +>Season 1 Finale +>Hailey has completed her list, except for Kissing Scott +>Scott just broke up with his Girlfriend for a petty reason, Hailey knows this is her only chance at kissing Scott, because part of her fears that Scott does not share her feelings for him +>Scott asks Hailey to hang out at his home +>At some point Hailey tells Scott that she needs to tell him something important +>Hailey confesses to Scott that she likes him, and knowing this is her only chance to complete her list and save the world, kisses him +>Scott is suprised, but tells her that he just doesn't feel the same about her +>While part of her was ready to hear that, it still hurts Hailey so much she abandons his home crying +https://youtu.be/y7B6Z-_-Bcc [Embed] +--- 137038903 +>>137031088 +What a female reply. +--- 137038919 +>>137010812 +Wait... twice? I've only seen the brapping picture from the last thread. +--- 137038922 +>>137038746 +Reminds me of Starcrushed, but with somewhat better writing. +Remember when Star Vs was good? +--- 137038977 +>>137019497 +>DeSantis is a goddamn CHAD +ftfy +--- 137039175 +>>137030960 +Such a worthless piece of shit character. Hope Scott is better. diff --git a/co/136986004.txt b/co/136986004.txt index 45e8943c88989c7c2b1ef261b4c3a99b5748d173..39934bab55b36ae4edb08e195fe1538939b41429 100644 --- a/co/136986004.txt +++ b/co/136986004.txt @@ -344,3 +344,101 @@ Nice --- 137021179 >>137019355 Jucika eating an entire heart-shaped box of chocolates in one sitting. We know she's got a sweet tooth. +--- 137021290 +>>137019355 +This with jucika +--- 137022598 +At what age you think she started fucking? +--- 137022981 +>>137022598 +Sweet 16 +--- 137023564 +>>137022981 +No way. More like, 11. +--- 137024593 +>>137024235 +--- 137026902 +>>137012761 +There's 3D models. Wonder if anyone's printed them already. +--- 137027928 +>>137024602 +Where are there? I may print them myself. +--- 137028192 +Jucika, if she smol +--- 137029134 +>>137027928 +There's this model, meant for animation. Obviously has to be tweaked a bit for printing, I have no clue how that works but it's a good starting point. +https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2508431575 +An anon in a different thread began making his own but I don't know if it got finished. +--- 137030551 +I need to impregnate Jucika, help her deliver the baby girl, and then marry the baby. That is my dream. + +How 'about you? +--- 137030765 +>>137024235 +>>137024593 +I like the fact that nudity can stay up because it's official. +--- 137032420 +>>137032180 +Why is she naked? +--- 137032546 +>>137032420 +that's the joke. The text underneath says: +>"and you, miss, what costume are you wearing?" +--- 137033456 +>>137032420 +Just be glad she is. +--- 137033627 +Whomst else got they jucika retrospecticus +--- 137034103 +>>137032420 +That or she's wearing something skin tight and her headlights are on +--- 137034111 +>>137030551 +Well only one of us can have this dream + And it's gonna be me +--- 137034901 +>>137030551 +>marry the baby +What the fuck +--- 137035175 +>>137033627 +Does it leave out the 50th strip where Jucika talks about her life? It was full-page, the only way to include it would have been to cut it up. +--- 137035217 +>>137035175 +It does not include this +--- 137035686 +Is it too late to animate her? I would watch a cartoon about her. +--- 137035863 +>>137033627 +need a link for the english ver. also any updates on future books? +--- 137036084 +>>137035217 +--- 137036135 +>>137035863 +http://www.kilencedik.hu/jucika-1957-58/ +I just emailed them and they sent an English version +--- 137036171 +>>137002206 +Extremely cute +--- 137036186 +>>137036084 +Oh shit how about that, my bad +--- 137036434 +>>137035863 +None since October. If they do more, they'll have to upgrade to color prints or redo the strips in black and white, which would be a shame since certain strips rely on color. +Jucika also appeared on the front page and in other one-off images. Any collection would be incomplete without these but they'd have to change the print format to include them. +There's also a few strips that were published in other papers, not all of which are archived online. This one for example was found in a museum exhibit. Nobody knows how many other obscure strips are out there, waiting to be discovered. +--- 137036539 +>>136994852 + +Uh... I'm sorry dude, but Hungary was absolutely a Soviet colony. The Hungarian People's Republic was a member of the Warsaw Pact and whatever independent spirit it has was crushed by Soviet tanks in 1956. + +And as painful as it is to say, the cuteness and sexiness of Jucika's adventures don't change the fact that she was a character in a communist magazine. For instance, in this magazine cover the caption says that she's moved away from her usual page so she wouldn't have to share space with a feature on the West German Chancellor Adenauer, who was a "fascist" according to the Soviet censors. +--- 137037447 +I never eat ass, but for her I would. +--- 137037950 +Does your country has an equivalent of Jucika? +--- 137038491 +>>136994852 +Still eastern european diff --git a/co/136986785.txt b/co/136986785.txt index e560879189739d3c0ba2e2de070349521c9052c2..8f082d8b2e6878ae988b0e4f0cff6cb380bcef1d 100644 --- a/co/136986785.txt +++ b/co/136986785.txt @@ -617,17 +617,6 @@ The girls are more interesting character wise, having the most prominent charact >>136994260 >>137003411 Ancient Amphibian civilization were extradimensional conquerors, so he may have some cause. Belos vs The Core could be fun. ---- 137017765 -Cute heterosexual Asian girls. ---- 137017787 ->>137017765 -The best kind! ---- 137018624 ->>137017765 ->>137017787 ---- 137019004 ->>137018746 -Huge butt and flat chess is my favorite kind of girl body --- 137019154 >>137019004 Do you like Glitch Techs? @@ -649,30 +638,9 @@ Where? --- 137019376 >>137018746 tell her to put it away ---- 137019408 ->>137018746 ->>137019004 -It's as Confucius himself said; - ->"Big tits with no ass will fill your hands, but big ass with no tits will fill your heart." - -It's then no surprise that she won the Sashabowl in the end. ---- 137019461 ->>137019004 ->>137018746 -I have seen a few "marcy has a big butt" images, but it never took off like boobchuy ---- 137019482 ->>137017765 ->>137017787 ->Marcy ->hetero --- 137019507 >>137019461 I don't think I've ever seen any pics on the same scale as the Boobchuys, either. Chairs should fear her. ---- 137019696 -Here's an snippet from cut Sasha's portion of the Journal, which had to be removed to keep it child friendly. - ->"Holy shit. Marcy's packing some serious junk in her trunk. Why have I never noticed it before? Did Andrias and The Core do something to her? Or have I just not been paying enough attention to her? Well, seeing her in that skin-tight suit has certainly got my attention now. But, wow, just look at it! It's so big and... round. It's making me feel funny. What is this? What does this mean?" --- 137020085 >>136986785 (OP) They kinda tried, but it was too soft to be scary to anyone over 12 or so. I mean, when your cannibal episode is so mild most people forget the show had a cannibal episode, you're doing horror wrong. It was kinda campy fun, in a Scooby-Doo way still. @@ -698,16 +666,257 @@ Once Marcy's curves were filled out to an ideal level of voluptuousness, the Cor >>137020610 >The whole possession wasn't so bad, the worst part is that the core gave me diabetes Just let the core grow her into a supermodel. ---- 137020742 -I love how madly in love Sasha is with Anne. ---- 137021107 ->>137020548 ->>137020610 ->>137020737 -The Core/Marcy turned Sasha into an ass woman. - ->>137020742 -Sasha forgot all about Anne once she got a look at Marcy's cake. ---- 137021145 ->>137021107 -Nah. Marcy is canon straight. While Sasha and Anne are currently dating. +--- 137022161 +>>136986785 (OP) +>What if Amphibia was a horror cartoon? + +Of course it was a horror cartoon + +What kind of children's cartoon ends with the protagonist dead and her identity usurped? +--- 137022253 +>>137022161 +I bet the Cat god was thinking, + +>"Damn. There goes my replacement. Looks like i'll have to make my own." +--- 137022311 +>>137021528 +It's so funny how the mere suggestion of that fact enrages the twitter mob +--- 137023168 +>>137014231 +A ton of time was spent on townie frogs and not enough on the girl trio and their amphibians adventuring through the land +--- 137023333 +Cute +--- 137023360 +>>137023333 +Quads of truth +--- 137023411 +>>137023168 +yuri faggot detected +opinion discarded +--- 137023799 +>>136989657 +Well, you are, because, as much as 'Amphibia' shattered barriers, it didn't quite take the plunge, at least in the third season. +--- 137023819 +>>137023411 +If wanting to see more of the girls' platonic friendship on an adventure makes me a yurifaggot then Matt is a yurifaggot for making them in the first place +--- 137024867 +>>137023973 +You are aware their character development is the point of the show yet for some reason you're defending the fact it's also 5% of the show while unrelated townie frogs are 95%. + +Wouldn't it have been better if their character development was the on screen focus as well, instead of them getting one episode of establishing troubling relationship setup, then one episode of resolving their issues each, we actually got to see them bicker and be toxic to each other and slowly realize they're not really good friends, but then the finale twists turn it around and develop them like they ended up doing? + +Feels like the writers thought the fans would figure out that Sasha is a murderous sociopath and Marcy is the toxic manipulator that stranded the trio in Amphibia if they actually gave them presence throughout a season and dropped subtle hints, so they just quickly introduce them and reveal AND resolve their play in the next episode or two so people don't have time to pick up on it and it comes off as a surprising twist, when in reality it feels more like an asspull. + +Why wasn't >>136991807 in the show? That sort of thing would illuminate Marcy's character and help people speculate she's a bit autistic and careless while still maintaining plausible deniability of her just being quirky. +--- 137025580 +Whip +--- 137026019 +>>137024867 +Anne's character development and her relationship with the Plantars in the point of the show, Sasha and Marcy mainly act as foils to her. +--- 137026058 +>>137026019 +What further development does she get after Toad Tax and Reunion? What further plots do Anne and the Plantars get that aren't a retread of S1? + +And if the frogs are the point why did they stop mattering completely in The Beginning of the End and never become relevant again +--- 137026969 +>>137026019 +This is frog family and Anne's show after all. Fryfaggots will forever seethe about the superior characters and story being the focus in canon instead of their selfinsert tranny fantasies with the calamity trio +--- 137026991 +I heard that the creator of Amphibia is a fan of Berserk. +--- 137027381 +>>137010948 + +I really love that Molly edit guy + +Inspired me to draw up Libby and Molly in those edited outfits +--- 137027607 +>>137027381 + +No one cares +--- 137027673 +>>137010948 +>>137008667 +you scared, babygirl? +--- 137027693 +>>137026058 +Anne figuring out her own identity and place in the world, plus she comes into conflict with Hop Pop early on in 2B. She also demonstrates her growth during her time in Amphibia by being less off a delinquent and willingly helps her parents out during her time on Earth. +>And if the frogs are the point why did they stop mattering completely in The Beginning of the End and never become relevant again +They deal with the heron and Sprig literally savew the day in All In and Anne seperating from them is the emotional climax of the series finale. +--- 137027864 +>>137008667 +Nigga i see you in ICS threads all the time, that shit is gorier that these edits. +--- 137027890 +>>137027864 +he sticks to them because the cunnyposting is uninterrupted whereas frunnies are either frowned upon by tourists or by schizos promoting their fryfaggotry to derail the thread like sashanneschizo +--- 137027929 +>>137027673 + +Bro piss off. I bet there is shit you are scared of you don't like to see + +>>137027864 + +I can't sleep has soul to it. Nia is a vibrant albeit creepy girl with life in her. When you suck the soul out of a character and leave it as an emotionless void puppeting human flesh, that's where the line is drawn +--- 137028023 +>>137027929 +I mean I have definitely seen uncomfortable garbage in these threads but does it make it any harder to enjoy the threads if I could just hide the images? Not really +--- 137028040 +>>137028023 + +Well I would say I can't sleep is relatively tame. The threads themselves aren't threatening at all if anything they are sexual +--- 137028055 +>>136994218 +WHAT IF BELOS WAS BETRAYED AND TRAPPED +--- 137028072 +>>137028043 +this artstyle reeks of mangamaster. Betting that this is the start of a comic and the next few panels show the girls getting their frunnies absolutely wrecked by some Amphibia monster +--- 137028650 +>>137010948 +>he thinks its just one person "following him around" +Just Smile. Its all you can do now +--- 137029313 +>>137027607 + +baraag says otherwise +--- 137029402 +>>137028650 + +What in the fuck even is this? The shoddiness of the drawing makes it even more disturbing. It's as if I'm looking into the mind of a serial killer. You got some issues man +--- 137029510 +>>137023168 +>Amphibia focuses too much in Amphibia +Suck a toad cock and perish. +--- 137029660 +>>137029402 +Thanks that was what I was going for +--- 137029687 +>>137029510 +No it focuses too much on one human as the touchpoint for Amphibia, Anne keeps running into samey situations and resolves them in samey ways, seeing Sasha and Marcy interact with Amphibia in their own different ways would've allowed more variety, and seeing how the three of them reflect on Amphibia among themselves would've allowed even another layer of exploring Amphibia. As is it's a generic JRPG setting exploring generic animated comedy plots where it's basically the regular human society with frog puns. +--- 137030001 +Frog family hijinks are best +--- 137030600 +>>137022161 +Whether or not that actually happened is Ambiguous. +--- 137030646 +>>136986785 (OP) +I miss evil Anne or however she was called +--- 137030856 +Dunno where's this from exactly (other than obviously being one of Anne's pranks for halloween) but the top panel made for great "analog horror" BS edits I had in mind (mostly old 1930s-1940s Looney Tunes shorts) a year or so ago. +--- 137030930 +>>137030646 +Halloween anne? +--- 137031197 +>>137007387 +But I have the desire +--- 137031350 +>>137031197 +Ah, but she has both the strength and the desire. +--- 137031431 +>>137014289 +The proportions looks way off. +--- 137031472 +>>137030930 +--- 137031516 +>>137031472 +I do like Halloween Anne design. +--- 137031591 +>>136991923 +How did that get pass the S&P? +--- 137032798 +>>137031472 +--- 137033307 +You let the Darla thread die +--- 137033649 +>>137033307 +Who even is Darla lmao. +--- 137034186 +Left or right? +--- 137034240 +>>137033649 +You new here, huh? +--- 137034391 +>>137033649 +The third best Amphibia girl. The list is as follows: +Anne +Maddie +Darla +Maggie +Sasha +Mrs Boonchuy +Marcy +Polly after the timeskip +Leif +Bella +Terri +Mrs croaker +Yunan +Olivia +Beatrix +Molly jo +Sylvia +Domino2 +Felicia +Jenny +Valeriana +Dr Jan +Fern +Domino +Pricilla +Gertie +Sasha and Marcy's moms +Pearl +Ivy +Cheyene +Maddie's sisters +That other girl next to Cheyene in St James +Gabby +Renee +That redhead girl that is always around in LA +Dr Frakes +>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IT gals +--- 137034667 +>>136987426 +Context? +--- 137035048 +>>137001193 +>Better make it Amphibia x Bocchi crossover +Not exactly into Csm or Bocchi but I've been informed of your drama everytime someone mentions chainsawman someone screaming about bocchi's superiority +So can you Bocchifags calm down or at least keep your fights in your containment zones, please +--- 137035441 +>>137034240 +Nah, I'm an oldfag. Been here since last summer. +--- 137036053 +>>137034391 +>No Darcy +--- 137036363 +>>137034391 +>IT gals +except Lake who was great, other than that based taste with the first three +--- 137037459 +Peak comfy +--- 137038379 +>>137033307 +>>137034240 +>>137034391 +Remove Darla. +--- 137038392 +>>137034391 +Yes. Favorite frogs on the top 10 +--- 137038408 +>>137038379 +Shut the fuck up Polly! You ain't even a loli yet. +--- 137038418 +>>137025580 +>Thai-Da! + +nice, delicious work +--- 137038420 +>>137038408 +Says you. +--- 137038622 +>>137038420 +W-what I meant to say was... Yes Polly I'll remove all the Darla from the thread! +--- 137038898 +>>137038420 +Show your frunny or Darla stays +--- 137039241 +Anne is making out with Sasha behind Marcy. diff --git a/co/136991072.txt b/co/136991072.txt index 2f52c5e08996ca8022f19d64e20f667fd0c8b77c..9396cf441c24f3f1cd9f183fa6e09d8a43389738 100644 --- a/co/136991072.txt +++ b/co/136991072.txt @@ -365,3 +365,271 @@ But aren't their over heating? i really hope they release a J figurine like damn i need it Captcha is H20SJW lmao +--- 137021273 +>>137021023 +for what +--- 137021349 +>>137021273 +for reasons +--- 137021445 +I like the idea of JCJenson exploiting an Eldritch being's powers, one that would eat all of humanity should it be unleashed. just so they can make killer vampire robots. It makes me wonder if any of that will end up linked to the core collapse. +--- 137021589 +>>137006627 +>30fps +Is it really? There's something about it that just looks off to me. I wonder if it would be any better if they did it in 24fps? +--- 137021618 +>>137015791 +The algorithm. They need to stretch the runtime. +--- 137021675 +>>137021349 +oh nononononono +--- 137022379 +>>137021445 +I don't think they can control the virus, and thats why they need all robots to die. +--- 137022654 +>>137021589 +Yeah, you don't get an option for 60fps on the Youtube quality options and when you rip it from Youtube the framerate is 30fps. +--- 137022724 +>>137014219 +Anon, Doll is fucking unhinged and way more unstable than V is. She's probably going to get hijacked by Cyn. +--- 137022740 +>>137018006 +Your dick would either get bitten off by accident or it would melt from the sheer heat coming off of them. Pick your poison. +--- 137023442 +>>137018051 +yea the humor is far from unbearable, and i actually quite liked some of the more sincere jokes from the recent episodes. while i'm not sure if it'd be "ten times better" like anon said i still do prefer the show when it's taking itself seriously however +--- 137024623 +>>137022740 +"by accident" +--- 137024823 +>>137023381 +Poor sleepy eldritch girl. +--- 137025009 +>Liam: Ok so the show is gunna be called "murder chicks" and basically it's a couple chicks who are just obsessed with murdering everyone including eachother and there's like 1000's of corpses everywhere from all the murder they've done and they don't just shoot each other they slash and stab and use magic and "the thing" eachother and then eat the corpses +>Glitch: yeah we can't do that +>Liam: ok so uuuh they are all actually robot drone things +>Glitch: now that's something we can show on YouTube. No blood and gore +>Liam: who said anything about no blood and gore? +--- 137025031 +>>136991072 (OP) +I like it but feels a bit tonally off at times +--- 137025049 +>>137000193 +she's supposed to be human, right? +--- 137025323 +>>137025049 +Yes. +--- 137025406 +>>137021349 +pls no +--- 137025435 +just watched this shit +isn't this just fucking ultrakill? +--- 137025436 +>>137025049 +Near as we can tell. +--- 137025500 +>>137021349 +Anon wants to produce a sequel to the N cum jar video +--- 137025550 +>>137025435 +No, it's vampire robots killing eachother with railguns not... uuuhhh +--- 137025608 +>>137025435 +>>137025550 +md does also have flesh-eating robots (mystery girl from n's flashback) but ultrakill didn't invent that concept, and the premise overall is completely different +--- 137025704 +>>137025608 +Mankind is dead +Oil is fuel +Copper-9 is full +--- 137025750 +>>137025608 +>the wings +>the fucking semi useless wings +they are the same fuckers +I mean they even have similar names +--- 137025853 +>>137025608 +>mankind is fucking dead, as for, extinct(except some but there's also the prime souls in ultrakill) +>the protagonist is a drone who hunts his fellow robots with his wide arsenals of ranged weaponry to refuel himself and survive +>main antagonist(s?) are drones of the same models of the protagonist +and look, here's literally just uzi +--- 137025865 +>>137025435 +the plot is very different, the similarities are possibly an inspiration but they are very vague, like Dune being inspired by Foundation and Star Wars being inspired by Dune. +--- 137025875 +>>137025853 +That thing is way too tall to be Uzi +I know what I said +--- 137025906 +>>137025853 +>mankind is fucking dead +mankind is not dead, there is even a human in the planet ever since the third episode +>the protagonist is a drone who hunts his fellow robots +Uzi is the protagonist not N +>main antagonist +Murder Drones antagonists are humans, Ultrakill antagonists are angels. +--- 137025917 +>>137025750 +murder drone wings aren't useless, they actually fly (though they don't need to move while flying/floating so it's probably something like anti-gravity) and the blades work as weapons +--- 137025951 +>>137025917 +ultrakill wings also serve some purposes(weapon storage and shit) +so that's what I said they are semi useless:Likely to be useless as wings but have other utilities +--- 137026084 +>>137025951 +I always figured the wings were for mid-air dashing, ground pounds, wall jumps, slamstorage +--- 137026172 +>>137022740 +What is with this retarded head cannon that drones are excessively hot? +--- 137026250 +>>137026172 +>head cannon +https://old.reddit.com/r/GlitchProductions/comments/qnlqib/murder_drones_ama/hjhd00s/ +--- 137026313 +>>137026172 +My headcannon is oil is closer to blood than a lubricant. Disassembly Drones have a hunger and need to feed to survive. Part of their brainwashing was calling this hunger "overheat" so they don't see themselves as monsters +>"Drink their WARM sweet oil" +>They never just roll around in the snow to cool off +>Absolute Solver's default construction style is flesh +--- 137026371 +>>137026313 +there's definitely more to it than what we know, it's like the sunlight thing. initially people thought they were just extremely sensitive to outside heat sources so the sun was enough to make them overheat, but the disassembly drones have been near open fires and explosions several times so that can't be it. +--- 137026382 +>>137026084 +>v1 and v2 are the prototypes that have a more rough look and shitty sound modules +>V,J and N are the products that have a standardized, child friendly look and advanced chatbot sound modules +holy shit new ultrakill lore just dropped +--- 137026432 +>>137025906 +>mankind is not dead +In ultrakill certain humanoids still exists too +>Uzi is the protagonist and she's not a killer drone +......watch ep4 +>main antagonists are the humans! +one human, one drone.The main antagonists in ultrakill also include some souls, Angels and not just v2 +--- 137026477 +>>137026432 +>one human, one drone. +you think tessa and j are the main antagonists of season one? i wouldn't be too sure about that +--- 137026534 +>>137026371 +When we see Uzi's hand get "burned" by the sun, to me, it looks like a similar glitchy-hologram thing as solver-J's projections and N's head regrow. So it seems some frequency of the copper system sun just fucks with solver tech. Maybe a design flaw, maybe an intentional planned-obsolescence for human's safety. +--- 137026650 +>>137026432 +>ep 4 +we don't know if she needs to drink their oil or whatever to survive since she never went through the redesign N, V and J went through +--- 137026688 +>>137026650 +probably +--- 137026931 +>>137026650 +Uzi has been hungry for oil since episode 3. In episode 4 she has some severed arms in her backpacks that she resists drinking from until her face screen starts screaming overheat warnings +There's a theory that the absolute solver only kicks in when the drone is about to die, and Uzi's solver kicks in right after she fails to eat her arm snack +--- 137026943 +>>137026650 +Definitely.She eats corpses and hates sunlight now so +--- 137027175 +>>137026313 +>They never roll around in the snow to cool off +Throw your PC and TV into the snow.Now. +--- 137027447 +Just finished the series +What the fuck is this bizarre shit +--- 137027909 +>>137027447 +Mental illness +--- 137028207 +>>137027909 +The lead writer made a visual novel where the only good ending is dating the serial killer that killed your parents and hid the bodies under your bed +--- 137028392 +>>137028207 +I like art, but hate artists. I hope to make some good work one day, but never to meet my peers. Fucked up shit like that is the reason why. +--- 137028500 +>>136991072 (OP) +I don't know what is this?! +--- 137028515 +>>137028207 +"i can fix her" is the life motto of most of his protagonists, some of which have overlooked arguably far worse than what you've described +--- 137028890 +>>137025009 +>show is gunna be called "murder chicks" and basically it's a couple chicks who are just obsessed with murdering everyone including eachother and there's like 1000's of corpses everywhere from all the murder they've done and they don't just shoot each other they slash and stab and use magic and "the thing" eachother and then eat the corpses +that just describes most of liam media that he prodused +--- 137028935 +>>137028890 +yea it's almost word-for-word the plot synopsis of design +--- 137029536 +>>137026313 +>My headcannon is oil is closer to blood than a lubricant +they couldn't hammer in the vampire metaphor harder if they tried +--- 137029953 +>>137028935 +I wrote that synopsis and I have hardly any idea what design is about. +--- 137031780 +>>137026250 +Damn, that shut me up. guess I better sew a dickhole into my survival suit then. +--- 137032310 +> would you date a drone ? +--- 137033231 +which do you think looks better, the drones in Liam's 2D illustrations or the 3D models in the show? +>>137025009 +i'm actually glad it was changed to Murder Drones. it has a much nicer ring to it than Murder Chicks +--- 137034256 +>>137032310 +>ywn take doll out for a stroll around town having no idea what shes saying +--- 137034341 +>>137034256 +well i might be able to understand some words here and there +--- 137034369 +>>137033231 +i really like the concept/promo arts, especially this doll one where the teeth look like they're part of the head kinda like how the mouths are malleable. but that's not to say that the 3d models don't capture the style quite well. + +also i'm pretty sure the hypothetical "murder chicks" conversation is a joke lol +--- 137034687 +>>137034369 +>also i'm pretty sure the hypothetical "murder chicks" conversation is a joke lol +Not any of those anons, but yeah that's the not the original concept of the show. Liam said his original take was set on a frozen planet and only featured two robots. That's all he confirmed it was, though pretty much all of the concept art contains scrapped material so you can speculate on how the story changed over time. +--- 137035045 +>>137028515 +is N the md John Mathews? +--- 137035146 +>>137025704 +>Mankind is dead +Isn't tho, and Tessa's existence is enough to prove this wrong. +--- 137036543 +bump +--- 137036703 +>>137036647 +--- 137036903 +>>137036703 +In due time. +--- 137036937 +>>137036903 +THE CHAD DOOR ENJOYER +--- 137036985 +>>137036647 +>>137036703 +when are N and Khan going to exchange dialogue? +--- 137037019 +>>137036985 +When the show is ready to reveal that N killed Uzi's mom. +--- 137037093 +>>137036647 +>Khan didn't actually abandon his daughter, he just knew the absolute solver in her had to be destroyed +--- 137037526 +>>137036647 +>"Sneaking out to make-out with my boyfriend that I definitely have?" +He knows. + +>>137036903 +Holy shit I can't wait. Khan looks so chadly here, N'll absolutely want to breed Uzi for strong eldritch children now. Go on, N, continue the Doorman bloodline. +--- 137037905 +>>137037093 +>he just knew the absolute solver in her had to be destroyed +You better have proof? +--- 137038168 +>>137037905 +Nori was proof enough +--- 137039078 +How would you write an episode we’re the drones find out there still some humans alive on copper 9 diff --git a/co/136991231.txt b/co/136991231.txt index 4fe2c88756046ae7d27649ec889d0b555a7cbec0..9dad47bb2c2c67df71655ac9b8f296ac69484945 100644 --- a/co/136991231.txt +++ b/co/136991231.txt @@ -329,3 +329,252 @@ I have a license to be HORNY --- 137020841 >>137020016 My heart, my soul… Ahhh it hurts. +--- 137021946 +>>137020016 +I love big breasted Zee +--- 137021960 +>>137008876 +Hard on your bones +--- 137022017 +>>137020306 +never, three kids minimum. +>>137020841 +men only want one thing and it's fucking pure +--- 137022030 +>>137021946 +isn't that par for the course for her in most depictions? +--- 137022360 +>>137021946 +I love Zee! +--- 137022945 +>>137014323 +>>137013841 +>I can fix her +--- 137023409 +>>137022945 +Doesn't need fixing, however. +--- 137023800 +>>137022945 +Implying she needs fixing +--- 137024448 +>>137022030 +Perfection +--- 137025066 +>>137022017 +I wanna have kids and live a happy life with Zee! +--- 137025266 +i want karen to shrink down and beat my ballsack like a punching bag +--- 137025629 +>>137025266 +I want Karen to shrink down and give my dick a full bodyjob. +--- 137025831 +>>137001115 +me too...of being tickled +--- 137026005 +>>137021946 +Z-cups, am I right? +--- 137026210 +>>137026005 +This gal (show) always makes my pp hard. +--- 137026540 +>>137026005 +Zee doesnt need bigger boobs, she's already perfect as is. They're still welcomed, though. +--- 137027397 +>>137027288 + +holy fuck she's cute. +--- 137027491 +>>136994507 +>Jess doesn’t have a fat ass, it’s a meme +>read her comics +>her ass is really fat +--- 137027516 +>>137026540 +Say no more +--- 137027699 +>>137027516 +B A S E D +--- 137027810 +>>137025629 +But that way, I couldn't be inside her and fill her with honey. +--- 137028091 +>>137027810 +That comes later, anon. +--- 137028257 +>>137027397 +And cuckable… +--- 137028717 +>>137028257 + +only the pathetic are interested in cucking. +--- 137028931 +>>137028717 +Explains why Carol is a cuckquean +--- 137029098 +>>137001789 +>Well what did you expect from a Karen green, a sex scene? +--- 137029129 +>>137028931 + +she wants a boyfriend that's unfaithful to her? that makes no sense. she doesn't want Hal to even look at other girls. +--- 137029307 +>>137027516 +SNIIIFFFFF +--- 137030002 +>>137027516 +I want to impregnate that sweaty magician +--- 137030177 +>>136991231 (OP) +>Forget the Chum Bucket! This is personal...! +--- 137030380 +>>137029129 +She is a subconscious cuck. +--- 137031042 +>>137029129 +And yet it keeps happening +--- 137031073 +>>137001271 +This but mainly just Babs and zee +--- 137031682 +>>137001309 +I want this smug slut to step on me +--- 137031969 +>>137001789 +Are there any green text that I can read? +--- 137032192 +>>137020016 +Anon please... don't remind me that I'll never have this... +--- 137032516 +>>137032192 +one of these days I ought to write a lovey dovey self insert fan fic about a shy nerdy boy getting the magical ojou sama GF +--- 137032607 +>>137031042 +I bet she justifies it by saying she enjoys watching her stud fuck other girls the way he fucks her, if he does. +--- 137033185 +>>137019636 +IT WAS BARBARA GORDON! +--- 137033315 +>>137033185 +My brap queen <3 but should’ve been Zee. +--- 137033354 +>>137033185 +more like...brapbra gordon + +i'm sorry for that fecal funny +--- 137034165 +>ywn casually hang out with Kara after school, then have it slowly build into something more during a shared awkward romantic exploration phase +--- 137034670 +>>137009938 +Do you have that greentext where Zee says she only let BB fuck her boyfriend as a favor? +--- 137035221 +>>137003774 +--- 137035382 +>>137035221 +Shes just mad you didn't slap her harder. +--- 137035741 +>>137035221 +SEXO +--- 137035790 +>>137035382 +"Now my ass is *uneven!* Slap the other cheek, you thoughtless brute!" +--- 137035972 +>>137035790 +Yes, Ma'am! +--- 137036407 +>>137035972 +She will then spend several hours ordering you to keep slapping each cheek to balance the color, shape and ache in each cheek. Zee is one hell of a power bottom. +--- 137036482 +Please post the Bee girl, if you could. I have a mighty need. +--- 137036502 +>>137036482 +abejita lista para dormir +--- 137036507 +>>137036407 +Would Zee be up for the occasional evening where we just cuddle on the bed/couch? +--- 137036537 +>>137036502 +Yes... Thank you. +--- 137036593 +>>137036537 +I need to draw her something. +--- 137036656 +>>137036593 +I hope it's something not lewd +--- 137036693 +>>137036656 +I'm debating if it should be explicit. +Something with her lips +--- 137036743 +>>137036693 +wait, no! +--- 137036787 +>>136991231 (OP) +Why are you talking like the cartoon came out two decades ago and you're reminiscing on a subtle NSFW joke you're only now understanding as an adult? +--- 137036789 +>>137036743 +I did say I was debating. Not yet sold on if it should be. +--- 137036815 +>>137036693 +Kinda hoping it won't be explicit too. I'm kind of in the mood for something sweet rather than lewd. +--- 137037018 +>>136998643 +I ship her with jaune +--- 137037110 +>>137036507 +Of course, if anything she prefers quiet evenings full of cuddling and enjoying each others company. She just gets flustered easily then tries to cover it up by getting bossy. +--- 137037237 +>>137036815 +Hmmm... +Maybe. +--- 137037469 +>>137000538 +Best to go full throttle. +--- 137037519 +lois +--- 137037746 +>>137037018 +1. who? +2. jess should remain pure +--- 137037868 +>>137037519 +PAWG Queen. +--- 137038130 +>>137037746 +Genderbend Joan of ark +--- 137038193 +>>137037868 +They didn't have to make her hips that wide tho +--- 137038271 +>>137037746 +You're missing out on tomboy Jess. +--- 137038332 +>>137038271 +too young, I rather girly mommy with wide hips jess +--- 137038440 +>>137038332 +She gets de-aged because they're trapped in a simulation. She actually is girly mommy with wide hips in real world. +--- 137038476 +>>137038193 +Oh they did, thank God they did. +--- 137038822 +>Amazons view every strong need/physical desire as eros, a concept independent of love, that applies equally to food and drink as it does other sources of pleasure +>it leads to problems in mansworld +--- 137038897 +>>136991231 (OP) +--- 137038902 +>>137038882 +canonical +--- 137038915 +>>137038897 +>rayps you +--- 137038924 +what's with all the sudden ryona? +--- 137038937 +kara deserves to be abused honestly +she's asking for it +--- 137038971 +>>137038924 +That's all Kara is good for +--- 137039159 +>>137038924 +This thread needed the bumping. diff --git a/co/136991843.txt b/co/136991843.txt index 5b001313ac8c9d6b62062316eee144e38a3c3d96..5d1e6b76006b05fdad675ea598276185996f8ef9 100644 --- a/co/136991843.txt +++ b/co/136991843.txt @@ -934,3 +934,582 @@ Mike LITERALLY was not allowed to have ONE friend >>137020991 10/10, could see Sandy calling at just the right time to physically and symbolically block off a real relationship for Mike. I could see Tae doing this too. +--- 137021219 +>>137021092 +>no he's literally going full on daisy and even making one of her dumb blushy shy expressions over paulo having a crush on him and offering to go on a date with him tomorrow if he beats mike. +That's horrible. I wouldn't mind some gay catboy love triangle drama but James immediately throwing himself at Paulo like that completely kills my interest. +--- 137021287 +>>137021092 +>James immediately rebounds from Mike onto Paulo +>they hook up +>James is suddenly head over heels for Paulo and pays Mike next to no attention +>track team tells Mike not to hold it against James since a few of them have already gone through this cycle already +>Mike still feels used and discarded all over again +>Daisy is jealous and upset that she encouraged Paulo to embrace his bisexuality only to get cucked by it +--- 137021303 +>>137020870 +Oh yeah the no acapulco dream sequence....That literally went to nothing. In all honesty it would been hilarious that mike "No way fag" lucy because he is having the heats for boy now +--- 137021319 +>>137021219 +In a week you'll see just how dead serious i am about James suddenly turning into Daisy. He's even doing that hair-twirling gesture Daisy always does when she's flustered, except here it's just him scratching his cheek or something +I'm not even sure what we're supposed to take from it, James' interest in Mike was that shallow that he immediately flips to Paulo as long as Paulo can run faster? It was really just Mike's running that had James stalking him for months? And if that's the case, why would James pay any attention to Mike anymore if Paulo won? +On the flip side, Paulo and Daisy's relationship is absolutely blown the fuck out, again, because after all that coping Paulo did about not actually liking James and Daisy being his one true crush, he's IMMEDIATELY dead set on winning James over as soon as he had a chance. Daisy is, like always, only the last last resort for everyone in the entire comic. The only saving grace any of this shit has is that I just know the valentine's day breakup is going to happen, but I don't see how with how much they are fucking over every single opportunity Mike has at a positive, healthy relationship with someone else that would push him to get over Sandy finally +--- 137021339 +>>137021287 +That feels so rigth (in taeshi writting logic) but so wrong +--- 137021441 +>>137021069 +Taeshi went out of her way to show Mike and Sandy having bedtime calls in Track Meet and Link Play, I'm not going to double check but I think she didn't depict that until James appeared so this is probably going to happen. +>>137021287 +>James can't ask Felix to watch movies with him because he dumped Felix to stalk Mike and will now dump Mike to hook up with Paulo +Taeshi you can't play with people's hearts like that and expect them to give you money. +--- 137021482 +>actually still like paulo and want him to succeed +>but i want him to succeed by actually working through his issues +>all that ever happens though is he keeps doubling down and when he does get what he wants, it's from everyone else around him being a piece of shit and giving paulo what he wants without any input or effort of his own +taeshi seriously makes writing a half-decent webcomic out to be way more difficult than it really is +--- 137021501 +If James rebounds from Mike to Paulo within the same chapter that would be so shit. You can't make such a cute character have a hard crush on someone and immediately drop it for the next available bachelor. I feel like it would taint this cute picture I have of James quite hard. +--- 137021508 +>>137021319 +Makes it even more obvious that he was just supposed to be Daisy, goddamn it would've been so fun watching evil mode Daisy just be absolutely pleased that she has Paulo and Mike fighting over her, but instead we get this shit, it would also explain why David gives a shit about PauloXJames instead of his OTP, this is the "Mike's birthday present" thing all over again and it's so fucking annoying +--- 137021533 +>>137021501 +Well, it happens. In the span of one page. It's mind blowing that they thought this was a good idea. "Aha, you thought Mike was going to have a real, positive, healthy relationship? SIKE James is just an asshole and drops him immediately for the next best thing" This writing is genuinely fucked up +--- 137021544 +>>137021441 +There is a notable magnitude of difference between private phone time when nothing is happening and his prior obsession that excluded everything else but her at the drop of a hat. +--- 137021547 +>>137021287 +Being Daisy must suck. +>Love Mike +>Sorry I have gf and also my best friend who is hotter than you +>Love Paulo +Sorry I'm gay... +--- 137021578 +>>137021501 +I have been saying this from the moment James was shoved into the plot: His purpose is to enable additional Mike torture. +--- 137021598 +>>137021508 +I hate how overwhelmingly plausible that sounds and what we have missed out on because of Taeshi's clumsy-ass writing "style." +--- 137021617 +>>137021319 +>The only saving grace any of this shit has is that I just know the valentine's day breakup is going to happen, but I don't see how with how much they are fucking over every single opportunity +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1vTGN52MCc&ab_channel=Out799 [Embed] +Something like this is going to happen in valentine. Screen cap this +>Sandy valentine goes to hell +>Mikes leaves to cry, sees daisy and daisy being the diabetes ridden whale tries to use the situation on her favor and abuse him again. +>Mike "friends" try to do something nice for once, and try to comformt him +>Obviously, the people who can't handle themselves suck at talking. So it comes off more as ego-stroking than an actual attempt to do a serious talk. The only people who aren't doing anything to feel like good people give horrible tips. +>Lucy and james also are there for reasons +>Mike goes turbo-nuclear and tells everyone that they are horrible friends. Telling Paulo that he is narcissistic, Daisy that she is a whore, and Lucy that she is a spiteful woman child.. +>Sue is lenny +--- 137021657 +>>137021598 +It makes more sense with every new chapter, I mean Daisy's the one that suggested he get a hobby, and if James = Daisy it'd explain why Paulo's so autistically possessive and why he feels personally slighted that Daisy/James chose Mike over him. +--- 137021799 +>>137021617 +>return of sperg Mike +I'd rather just die now, thanks. +--- 137021817 +>>137021799 +Is less of a sperg mike and is more of an actually angry mike. Like the one who is going to go with hands with someone the moment he is touched learn the difference +--- 137021818 +>>137021799 +So far no signs of sperg Mike, just maybe cuck Mike again +--- 137021899 +>>137021544 +It's a footrace over who gets to fuck the twink (who he already turned down because of said girlfriend). Mike being reminded he's not supposed to be cheating and losing James is soap opera bullshit, but it's not that unreasonable. +--- 137021959 +>>137021899 +Mike is racing becuase he is angry at paulo. But taeshi can make the situation into "renember that cheating is satan trick" kind of one. Something like mike nonsensically accepting james before he realizes how cheating is bad. If that happens i would rip my eye, and i fucking hate cheating with all my soul +--- 137021979 +>>137021817 +>>137021818 +I'd prefer Mike just realizing this shit is never going to end and going emotionally dead toward them all. + +>>137021899 +I think he's just racing out of frustration over David belittling him. Though frankly this does reek of clumsy rewrites kitbashed together. +--- 137021989 +>>137021617 +>Mike's had it up to here with Taeshi's bullshit and decides to show that stupid bitch Lucy how you're supposed to kill yourself +--- 137022019 +>>137021959 +>Mike is racing becuase he is angry at paulo. +Why the fuck is he mad at Paulo who has been cringing in the background while David is the one taking a fat shit? +--- 137022255 +>>137022019 +Because david is a joke character that can't do nothing wrong, and can't possibly be serious...No seriously that is taeshi way of thinking, which leads to the question,why have him here anyways? And answering your question, because he ruinned the best moment he had in months +--- 137022258 +>>137021547 +>Sorry I'm gay... +I burst out laughing for like 5 minutes because of this I feel like I'm going insane. +--- 137022552 +>>137021287 +>>137021441 +James was a false god... a pretender to the Mikebowl only to forfeit as soon as inferior product stumbled across. +Felix... Felix could be the true god. He feels the sting and heartache of being dumped like an old fad by James and notices Mike now shares that scar, so they'll share their burden together, at first they just hang out with one another to get back at James, make him feel regret for his actions. But slowly, they slip together, like layers of film covering a photograph, they spend more time together, Felix gets Mike a birthday present, they start having a secret handshake. Then Felix gives him the prize at the bottom of the cereal box and they touch their lips together! +It's all too perfectly set up!!!!!!!!!!!! + +I WILL KNEEL AND PRAY FOR THE FELIX X MIKE SHIP. THIS IS THE MIX SHIP, AND IT WILL CHURN TIDES OF TRUE LOVE IN THIS COMIC LIKE FRESH BABY BATTER. PLEASE JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN I DON'T WANT THE TRACK TEAM TO BE USELESS EMPTY SIDE CHARACTERS +--- 137022571 +>>137021899 +Maybe this is where Mike starts building his harem. First Paulo, James, and Daisy, soon the rest. No more mister celibate, he'll show everyone he's the boss and everyone should please him and not the other way around. +--- 137022581 +>>137022552 +Pure copium. This comic is never going to fucking go anywhere positive +--- 137022595 +>>137022571 +>polycule ending +Daring, justifies why we kept having Paulo lusting for Mike, would be better than what we're going to get. +--- 137022602 +>>137022595 +polygamy is degenerate and only twitter faggots use the word "polycule" now go back to discord +--- 137022642 +>>137022602 +All of this comic is pandering toward degenerate anon +--- 137022647 +>>137022581 +I know man, I know. This comic has mentally damaged me. I should just draw my own headcanon like finnlix anon does at this point. It's Feover.... +--- 137023170 +Draw me your favorite character RIGHT NOW +--- 137023267 +>>137022595 +Not sure how cute that could be if James really does just up and forget about Mike. +--- 137023307 +>>137023170 +--- 137023311 +>>137023170 +A tablet and a stylus don't make you good at art, as it turns out, +--- 137023322 +>>137023170 +--- 137023326 +>>137023170 +Kek +>moment's before disaster +--- 137023327 +I want to talk to Taeshi about her homophobia in person +--- 137023345 +>>137023170 +My wife Lucy was cuter when she was younger! +--- 137023478 +>>137023311 +Ok I'm done drewing forever now. +--- 137023971 +>>137023311 +> only you and Stacy showed up +Allow me to introduce you to my humble headcanon. +--- 137024002 +>>137021482 +I feel you, my man. +--- 137024008 +>>137023971 +Paulo wouldn't write something so wholesome. He'd probably pick something like "you're now aware your leg is itching" so she'd feel itchy every time she looks down. +--- 137024026 +>>137024008 +Yeah. Or something along the lines "Get well soon… NOT", the "not" part being on the other side of the cast or something. +As much as I love PauloxSue, I'm fully aware it would never work at the current state of the comic. +--- 137024203 +>>137023307 +>>137023311 +>>137023322 +>>137023326 +>>137023345 +>>137023478 +Very cool everyone keep drawing +--- 137024482 +>>137023267 +I’m on large levels of copium, but my hope is that maybe James thinks his comment to Paulo fires up Mike so he realizes what James is to him. +--- 137024766 +>>137021287 +Y'know, I unironically like this. It gives the Track Team some depth and history, and makes James' behaviour and occasional slips of tongue make more sense. James is kinda creepy. +My only problem is that Paulo's relationship with such a guy is a road to nowhere. And it makes no sense for Paulo to antagonize Mike at this point. His character arc was about learning that Lucy is a bitch and that real friends are more valuable than an unachievable pussy. Screwing Mike over for the James seems to contradict his arc. +--- 137024854 +>>137024766 +Paulo should have gotten the message that Lucy was a manipulative hyper cunt at the ferris wheel, but he was still willing to throw Mike under the bus without a second thought +--- 137024993 +>>137024854 +Lucy was nice and friendly towards him during the Halloween and acted like he was her friend when she asked him to escort her at the beginning of the Double Down. He tried to get a proof that she really trusts him (like any friend should) later on and nearly burned everything for this. +All in all, I think that his hope to date her has died on the ferris wheel and his hope to befriend her has died in the Double Down. +--- 137025040 +>>137023971 +Based. +I think deep down Sue and Paulo care about each other a lot. +--- 137025346 +>>137025040 +I think that's true for David and Sue, but Paulo and Sue have always been friends of friends. Sue is supposedly very close to Mike (that's why she was the first to hug him after he nearly died in Acapulco and why she went after him after he smashed Paulo's face into the table) even if we don't see them interact much. +--- 137026506 +Make way for the OTP +--- 137027134 +>>137024482 +>using Paulo like that with zero regard for his feelings +Based. +--- 137027385 +>>137024766 +Paulo has such a long history of bullying Mike that he randomly defaults toward hostility, as evidenced by that stupid anime chapter. That said, I don't think dating James would register to Paulo as hurting Mike because, well, why would it? Mike already turned James down. He should be fair game. It's one of those scenarios that I could easily see Paulo second-guessing for a moment only for Mike to bite the bullet and reassure him it's fine, because that is the kind of person who Mike is. Paulo would accept the easy answer, maybe feel a bit grateful, and Mike would quietly hurt on the inside. +--- 137028039 +>>137023170 +--- 137028063 +>>137028039 +Based McCain +--- 137028071 +>>137028039 +i kneel. +--- 137028206 +My best guess is that Taeshi clumsily shoved James into the narrative for stupid reasons that only make sense to herself, but ultimately she wants to steer this now needlessly overcomplicated situation back in the original planned direction. Ergo, +>James and Mike will drift apart as the former fawns over Paulo and neglects the latter +>Mike will mistakenly try to recapture what he had with James by cozying up to Daisy (with her encouragement) +>hamfisted comparisons between James and Daisy will help Paulo realize who his one true love is +>I honestly have no clue what could happen between Daisy and Mike which convinces her that Paulo is who she wants most because that pairing will never make sense but that has not stopped Taeshi thus far +--- 137028274 +>Paulo likes Lucy +>She's not interested +>Paulo likes Mike +>He's taken +>Paulo likes James +>He's into someone else +">W-well my one true love was DAISY all along! Heheh we should hang out more often" +>James is suddenly available +>Paulo likes James +How could anyone possibly still like Daisy x Paulo? At this rate Paulo would date David before giving Daisy a shot +--- 137028298 +>>137028206 +I hope Mike and Daisy have sex, that way Paulo can't take Daisy's virginity, and Lucy can't take Mike's. +--- 137028344 +>>137028298 +sounds fair +--- 137028367 +>>137028298 +All virginities in BCB belong to Paulo, even the lesbian's, especially the lesbian's +>Mike +>Literally ever getting laid +--- 137028394 +>>137028367 +Based Paulochad +--- 137028397 +>>137028274 +Mike will reject Lucy once he finds out she's no longer a virgin +--- 137028439 +>>137028274 +Because the author have the last word on what happens, regardless of how little sense it makes +--- 137028447 +>>137028344 +>>137028397 +Just imagine the destruction Lucy would go through once she realizes she was none of Mike's firsts. Not his first love, not his first kiss, and not even his first time! She'd be eternally in second place. +--- 137028551 +>>137028298 +I want Mike and Daisy to date and then part amicably so they stay very close friends in contrast to the dumpster fire that is every other relationship in this comic, platonic or otherwise. +--- 137028683 +>>137028397 +More like +>Mike and Lucy somehow patch things up through the power of BPD plot +>intimate alone time ensues +>regret-sick Lucy confesses how she carelessly gave her first time away to Paulo +>Mike could not care less because he is a weird sexless anomaly who's in it for the affection and romance +>this revelation floods Lucy's panties and she throws herself at him in a brand new kind of desperation + +Alternatively +>spiteful Lucy tries to hurt Mike by informing him that she gave herself to Paulo +>gets fucking pissed when that doesn't work for the reasons previously mentioned +>his awkward attempt to be nice about it just rubs her mistake in all the harder +--- 137028780 +>>137028683 +This is the same Mike that sperged out when Lucy even mentioned she tried to fuck Paulo? +--- 137028844 +>>137028683 +Crazy option +>Mike gets pissed off and jealous +>gets back at Lucy by trying to fuck Paulo since everyone else has +>Daisy seethes in the corner because no one wants to fuck her +>Even Augustus won't touch her anymore +--- 137028885 +>>137028844 +>gets back at Lucy by trying to fuck Paulo +that would be far too based for this comic +--- 137028904 +>>137028780 +If you are referring to way back in volume 2, that was about confirming Mike's belief that he meant nothing to her as she would just immediately throw herself at another guy for attention, and one who she was constantly fending off at that. +--- 137029549 +>>137028844 +Maybe if Daisy loved herself people could love her for who she is too +--- 137029629 +>>137028447 +Lucy has already given up hope for all that. She knows she's the safe backup and she can't help herself when Mike comes around for a bit of a sulk and some quick affection to make him feel better about himself + +>>137029549 +>love her for who she is +A selfish, manipulative whore? Only Paulo could love her. +--- 137029651 +>>137029629 +>Only Paulo could love her +>but he found the superior version of her, the one with a penis +Lmao +--- 137030113 +>>137029629 +I wonder what would happen if Sandy left the picture and Mike still rejected Lucy anyway. +--- 137030141 +>>137028683 +--- 137030163 +>>137030113 +Depends on who he goes with instead. If he picks James, who he only met a few weeks ago, she will break and become desperate. + +>>137030141 +Don't worry Lucy, he doesn't have to be your first to get pump'n'dump'd! +--- 137030215 +>>137030141 +Mike won't know how to tell the difference anyway. +--- 137030227 +>>137030215 +He'll feel it once his crotch starts itching afterwards +--- 137030231 +>>137024203 +If you insist. +--- 137030329 +>>137030141 +Mike and Lucy's dysfunctional and emotionally scarring love is cute! +Cute! +--- 137030360 +>>137030163 +What if Mike picks no one at all and just withdraws? +--- 137030379 +>>137030329 +The good old days are long gone. Confident Mike and introspection-capable Lucy were assassinated and dumped in a ditch together. +--- 137030396 +>>137030329 +This but unironically. +Reminds me of me and my gf except I'm the Lucy! +--- 137030594 +>>137030141 +Based +--- 137030612 +>>137030396 +I'm irony free friend, nothing says eternal love more than two people in love damaging each other to the point they never recover from it. +--- 137030638 +>>137030612 +I'm sure many people here would like to damage Lucy to the point she never recovers from it but that's not really love +--- 137030651 +I wish we got to see more of that time when he fucked Lucy so hard she realized she'd peaked in life and attempted suicide knowing she'd never feel anything so good again. Come on Taeshi if you can draw your friends fucking Lucy, the least you could do is do the canon scene too +--- 137030693 +>>137030651 +It's pretty funny that Taeshi's retcons have made sex with Paulo so unremarkable. +--- 137030712 +>>137030638 +Fuck forgot pic + +>>137030693 +He and Augustus are the only male characters who actually had sex in the comic + +>>137030651 +More like had sex so bad she saw no reason to continue living. Jessica turned lesbian after fucking him, Lucy tried to off herself, I wonder what made Rachel stay. Does he have particularly pointy barbs maybe? +--- 137030766 +>>137030712 +From how Taeshi draws them, they have completely normal looking dicks. of course we knew they werent going for animal genitalia based on everyone having two tits but I guess that logic was lost on you zoophile freaks +--- 137030799 +>>137030766 +>how Taeshi draws them +When did she ever draw dicks? All I remember is the dildo pic +--- 137030803 +>>137030612 +Slightly schizo but true. +Also post more Lucy and Mike drawings pls. +--- 137030829 +>>137030799 +Sue is a little TOO excited... +--- 137030881 +>>137030829 +She can't wait to try them out with Amaya, who is clearly dreading the invevitable +--- 137030909 +>>137030766 +>he lacks critical information +--- 137030935 +>>137030890 +>Deleted in under a minute +Suitcase is in this thread RIGHT NOW. Say hello to him! +--- 137030957 +>>137030909 +Spiked dicks now BCB canon. Rachel is a masochist confirmed + +>>137030935 +Thread didn't even get 404d, that's a surprise +--- 137030990 +>>137030712 +>He and Augustus are the only male characters who actually had sex in the comic +I am referring to how Paulo did not factor into Lucy's pre-suicide breakdown at all. +--- 137031033 +>>137030935 +Hi Suitcase! +What's it like playing internet janny for your mentally unstable wife on an Mongolian basket weaving forum full of people who call you a faggot and a pedophile for no monetary compensation? +--- 137031060 +>>137030909 +>>137030957 +> Spiked dicks now BCB canon +Of course they are, Tae's pretty hard into rape. And since Lucy is her selfinsert, barbed dicks were a must-have. +--- 137031078 +>>137030935 +okay! +HI SUITCASE +If you're not careful I will impregnate your schizo wife and give her the children you refuse to give her! which is probably a good thing since you're a confirmed pedo! +--- 137031103 +>>137030379 +Hey at least they're in that ditch together +--- 137031171 +>>137031060 +>Lucy got fucked by someone else before she did it with her beloved sui-Mike +Is this IRL canon?... +--- 137031202 +>>137031060 +Only in the old comic where she was repressing her trauma. She clearly got a lot better since. + +>>137031171 +She did it with Paulo before she disappeared for nine months +--- 137031421 +>>137030799 +>Sandy is holding 2 dicks +THE FORESHADOWING +--- 137031456 +>>137031421 +>meanwhile Daisy has no dick +Fitting +--- 137031894 +>>137031171 +Who knows. Taeshi plays coy and her own writing contradicts itself. She either has yet to commit or is keeping it ambiguous to generate debate as she takes that as a sign of good writing. +--- 137032153 +>>137021319 +>James' interest in Mike was that shallow that he immediately flips to Paulo as long as Paulo can run faster? +Duh. Look, he said he's been watching Mike for months, but that he did that because the track team wanted Mike. When Paulo's screaming at Mike right behind him back in Love Again he's goofing off and doesn't notice or care. He himself says he's been falling for Mike for the last few weeks, what was a few weeks ago? Burnt Bridges and this page. +The flipside will be that James/Paulo won't last either, James clearly knew that Paulo attended the same school as him but he didn't even say hi to him in the hallway until he wanted something from Mike, and when Paulo gets his heart crushed then he'll rebound again to either Daisy or Mike for a bit if Taeshi wants to spin this out. +--- 137032165 +>>137023345 +She was young and correctable back then... it's a little too late now... +--- 137032209 +>>137032153 +According to James, he has been crushing on Mike for months, before he even switched schools. You know, somehow. +--- 137032338 +>>137032284 +I agree, Mike is an incoherent poorly drawn mess shat out by a braindead "artist." +--- 137032467 +>>136992507 +Fuck this is so bad and contrived it might actually happen +--- 137032666 +>>137032467 +>on the next page James is only enticing Paulo so that Mike will feel compelled to compete +>intends to prove Mike's superiority and fawn all over him once he smokes Paulo +--- 137032672 +>>137023170 +Tried drawing Vaporwave Felix but I got too ambitious with it and ended up just giving up haha. Here's what I managed to do though. Please Taeshi give him some screentime next chapter :pray: +--- 137032966 +>>137032672 +It's beautiful it's majestic is everything I wanted: It's Vaporwave Felix +Thank you, anon +--- 137032994 +>>137022647 +Yes, YES. +Come to the dork side +--- 137033529 +>>137032672 +I love it anon.. and now you can say you've had your art stolen by AI! +--- 137033705 +>>137033529 +kek who even is that and why does it have nipples + +>>137032672 +Please make more! +--- 137034017 +>>137032153 +>tfw no bf with ass warm enough to melt all the snow within a 2.5 foot radius. +--- 137034329 +He coulda uses his tail to sweep it away. +--- 137034403 +>>137034017 +Talk about being in heat +--- 137035277 +>>137012426 +You keep me coming back to these threads. + +>>137023170 +>>137030638 +Based. +--- 137035963 +>>137030141 +love this adorable little twink. Hope you do to. +--- 137036108 +>>137035963 +Very nice +--- 137036115 +>mike still being a sandycuck +>paulo is going to win the james bowl and doesnt have to resort to his backup fat chick +kek another hole Paulo gets to ravage that could have belonged to Mike +--- 137036177 +>>137036115 +Well, according to the new BCI, James has had a few/a couple boyfriends prior to whoever is next. Mind you, that doesn’t mean it necessarily got to that level I suppose. +--- 137036238 +>>137036177 +>according to the new BCI +post it +--- 137036276 +>>137036238 +Don't listen to this glowey trying to get you banned, just spoil it via text, and the one before it too +--- 137036347 +>>137036238 +I don't think they'll mind if you post a cropped panel. So you can show us without spoiling the entire BCI. +--- 137036385 +>>137036347 +Do not trust this poster. +--- 137036517 +>>137036347 +Reminder: someone got banned because they implied they came here as well as posted on their discord +--- 137036767 +>>137036692 +horny +--- 137036783 +>>137036517 +You would think discord posters would be smart enough to hide their powerlevels and not imply or say that they go on 4chan. +--- 137036849 +>>137032666 +>He said that he was willing to drop the running club for mike +>Actually he just loved for how fast he runned +That makes zero fucking sense +--- 137036865 +>>137036692 +Dick +--- 137036924 +>>137036347 +Hello Suitcase. Please tell your wife to plan plots out a little more carefully, and stick to that plan once she has. And congratulate her on keeping it going this long, despite all the flaws. + +>>137036692 +I bet you could find out, if you found her online pen-name. +How do you think Sue would react if you came up to her at lunchtime and told her about this fun fanfiction you've found for that MMO you know she likes? +--- 137037056 +>>137036849 +being horny and benevolent arent mutually exclusive. we know from the conversation in the mall that James has a lot of shit going on, and a lot of hobbies. track is probably just another pursuit to him, its not like mike where it's redefined his entire life +--- 137037095 +>>137037056 +But you said that he was stalking him because the club, that would just be contradictory. Also shitty way to demonize james. Also....James accepted pretty well him being rejected, so he just wants to ideloze mike even when he did all of this stuff to get dicked by him? +--- 137037735 +>>137036238 +Unnecessary. A text summary will suffice. +--- 137038000 +>>137036238 +As much as I want to see this BCI (and all the other new ones), I don't what this anon to be banned accidentally. He should understand that he will be getting banned if he is up to the challenge. +--- 137038614 +>>137035277 +yo wait I recognise this dude +--- 137038884 +>>137036276 +Well, he just mentions that he broke up before since his boyfriend found him kinda annoying (which he says is fair). Then later he says he’s on good terms with his ‘exes’. +--- 137038906 +>>137038884 +guess that pretty much seals what his deal with Felix is +--- 137038957 +>>137038884 +What about the "Paulo falling" BCI, can we get a QRD cause that's the one I'm actually interested in, that one and the Mike Christmas one, btw dont go back and check it just say it from memory, I'd guess so few people check on the BCIs that suitcase could very easily check what IP last visited the page and find you (they've done crazier shit, don't think I'm joking) +--- 137038989 +>>137035963 +>new LR BCB art +Cuuute! +--- 137038993 +>>137038957 +Can people just save the BCI's like the free samples? If that's the case it'd explain why so few people check on them. +--- 137039071 +>>137038993 +Of course, ou could also just screencap, but again your ip would be logged with a time and if you visit the page and then post a summary here an hour later it'd be pretty obvious diff --git a/co/136992412.txt b/co/136992412.txt index 44fffb5d48439f380402ad1e20a939dd3df91c80..c342c890e05cbf1d5817786b16534549339fbd3a 100644 --- a/co/136992412.txt +++ b/co/136992412.txt @@ -339,3 +339,310 @@ The word is "bloodshot". --- 137020968 >>137020322 One of the few pictures I've ever seen where drawing the nasolabial fold doesn't make the subject look like they're pushing 50 +--- 137022160 +What's her civilian identity again? I don't remember her daytime job being brought up too often. +--- 137022247 +>>137019768 +She kind of resembles Sydney Sweeney, who in like 3 to 5 years would be the perfect live action Peeg. +--- 137022737 +>>137017511 +>>137017232 +>>137015412 +You guys can play out these fantasies on character.ai if you're creative with how you talk to it and play out your scenes. +--- 137022763 +>>137022737 +For example it's gonna flag the conversation if you use the words 'climax' or 'orgasm' but it doesn't flag for 'peak' which is a synonym. +--- 137022821 +>>137022737 +Really? +--- 137022848 +>>136992412 (OP) +I prefer smaller breasts like those of Super Girl. +--- 137022868 +>>137022821 +It doesn't like "fondling breasts" and the like but accepts "fondling bosom" easily enough, try out synonyms for what you're doing and make it sound flowery. +--- 137022890 +>>137022868 +I’ll try it out +--- 137022903 +>>137022890 +Also what works with some bots won't work on others due to how the character is set up I suspect? So if there are multiple versions of the characters try them each out, or try again from scratch by resetting the conversation in the upper right. + +Some bots just refuse to accept what you're typing, others go with you. +--- 137022915 +>>137022903 +Think there’s only one PG bot that I’ve found +--- 137023059 +>>137022763 +>>137022868 +what about "throbbing" and "spasm" and "moist"? +--- 137023355 +>>136992412 (OP) +When did these trends of Pg + loli pair started? Has this place always been crawlings with weebs? +--- 137023386 +>>137023355 +Not sure +--- 137024034 +>>137014162 +ooh link to full size? +--- 137024035 +>>137023355 +It's always been crawling with /ss/ fags too +--- 137024095 +>>137024034 +https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/76099571 +--- 137024628 +The hottest PG is battle damage PG +--- 137026911 +>>137023355 +one guy really started pushing it a few weeks ago. you can tell who it is because he always post the same pictures. + +>>137024035 +/ss/fags at least have moments from the comics they use to fuel their shitty fetish. lolifags are just dumping their fetish in the thread when their isn't any real connection. +--- 137027290 +>>137026911 +>/ss/fags at least have moments from the comics they use to fuel their shitty fetish. lolifags are just dumping their fetish in the thread when their isn't any real connection. +Yet... +--- 137027313 +>>137027290 +where's the loli? +--- 137027331 +>>137026911 +And yet /ss/ fags will often have entire threads on /co/ dedicated to their fetish unobstructed. One isn't more justified than the other, and 'muh self inserting means it isn't pedo' isn't a defence. Also I'm not this other anon but I've been on the PG /ll/ band wagon for years now. +--- 137027342 +>>137027331 +which chick you ship PG with? +--- 137027464 +>>137027342 +For an actual canon ship I guess Wonder Woman x PG can't be beat. And since loli Diana exists it can be made /ll/ too. +--- 137027494 +Thought out a quick pg story, but too damn lazy to write it. + +PG saves a young girl. Zero porn. +--- 137027537 +>>137027494 +...does anything else happen? +--- 137027592 +>>137027342 +Not that anon, but I liked her brief encounters with The Warlord's daughter in the late 1980s, Jennifer Morgan. +Or if you want 70s stuff, she and Helena Wayne had very nice rapport with each other. There's a JSA Annual that almost looks like Helena's about to confess her love to her, only for it to swerve into pseudo-incest (with Dick Grayson) +--- 137027799 +>>137027537 +Admiration, hero whorship, fondling, motherly figure. +--- 137027868 +>>137027799 +The girl fondling PG though, right +--- 137027981 +>>137027290 +>6 foot muscular blonde amazon with huge tits +>dresses in fun and perky early 2000s fashions +HNNNNNG +--- 137028026 +>>137027981 +Absolutely one of the best parts of Power Trip, her civilian clothes are so oddly cute and cozy +--- 137028102 +>>137027868 +Of course +--- 137028135 +>>137028026 +--- 137028524 +>>137027868 +Girl loving, too +--- 137029492 +>>137029395 +Our wife +--- 137030350 +>>137030309 +Moments later +--- 137030451 +>>137030350 +Not complaining, but why is she naked? +--- 137030484 +>>137030451 +Her powers come from the yellow sun. +--- 137030524 +>>137030484 +That’s why she’s naked. I see. +--- 137030849 +>>137030807 +Boobs +--- 137030891 +>>137030451 +She was sunbathing before, then someone stole her thong +--- 137030963 +>>137030891 +Someone’s gonna make good money with it +--- 137031833 +>>137022160 +Wasn’t she CEO of a failing company? +--- 137031855 +>>137031833 +Not failing exactly, more like a tech upstart in New York +--- 137032509 +>>137032166 +TURNING ME FERAL +--- 137032527 +>>137032506 +I need drawings of random objects getting stuck in PG's boob window. +--- 137032552 +>>137032527 +Also >>137008804, which is an old drawthread request of mine +--- 137032685 +>>137027464 +Like this? +--- 137032698 +>>137032685 +Karen’s wet dream +--- 137032764 +>>137032527 +>the kid named Random Objects' fw +--- 137032776 +>>137032764 +This is him +--- 137033210 +When did they get so chubby, /co/? +--- 137033225 +>>137033210 +You know why +--- 137033327 +>>137033225 +Well I guess I do +--- 137033330 +>>137033327 +I’d say it, but it’s way too obvious +--- 137033347 +>>136994160 +Those things must be having a blast, clamped onto her titties and sucking incessantly +--- 137033361 +>>137033210 +When the CG model maker made them that way. +--- 137033384 +>>137032474 + +Cutie +--- 137033724 +Saw this thread on the front page. I'm in. Do I start with Powergirl, DC in general, or my incognito browser? +--- 137033958 +>>137033724 +As in you want to read more Power Girl? Then here. +--- 137034479 +>>137011729 +They don't say, but they bounce like crazy +--- 137034629 +>>137034524 +>Random glasses girl gets to do what you would commit war crimes for, for free +--- 137034941 +>Power Girl Movie never ever +Understandable, her backstory is too complex to be crammed into a mainstream feature-length film. Maybe a TV series (a la The Flash) would be more practical. +--- 137035108 +>>137032685 +Like this. +--- 137035137 +>>137034941 +I assume you mean LA, but why the fuck would anyone want LA Power Girl? She's borderline uncastable, not to mention most cape shit movies are terrible and you're not gonna get a 'sexy' Power Girl in current year. She's better off staying in comics, or at most in animation. +--- 137035239 +>>137035137 +Not to mention how capeshit is starting to fade to obscurity due to market oversaturation. +--- 137035293 +>>137035239 +I wouldn't say it's fading into obscurity, just that people overall are getting tired of it and it's become a matter of a quantity over quality for a while now. The fall of the MCU can't come soon enough. +--- 137035634 +>>137034941 +>her backstory is too complex +The best thing to do for a Power Girl movie would be to completely forgo a backstory altogether. +Embrace the chaos and make it a part of the tone. The idea that you have to waste 2 hours explaining the lore behind each and every cape in cinema is part of the reason why the genre is exhausted. No one needs a 4th Spider-Man origin, a 5th Batman origin or another Supes in Smallville origin. (The last one did irreparable damage) + +Single Female Superhero! Flying through the sky! Beating up that guy! No one questions why! + +Hey look, it's Supergirl! +Wait, no it's not! +Well, kinda sorta?? +Boooba! + +Leaning into how ridiculous Power Girl's lot is considering how badly she wants to be taken seriously only to get lumped together with losers like Booster and Guy is honestly cash money, I think. If motherfucking Peacemaker can find an audience... +--- 137035783 +>>136994386 + +Mommy.... +--- 137036099 +>>137034524 +name? +--- 137036105 +>>137033958 +No all-stars? Pretty much the origin of her bust size +--- 137036131 +>>137036106 +Damn. +Does Fred and Ed Benes do one Powergirl drawing per week all year? +--- 137036211 +>>137036131 +lots of people want to commission power girl art from them +--- 137036529 +>>137036131 +>>137036211 +A Mariah Benes is fine too +--- 137036609 +>>137034629 +Get out more and an opportunity for something similar will hit you, calm your tits god damn +--- 137036773 +>>137036609 +>Just be yourself bro +--- 137037213 +>>137013768 +>>137014809 +>>136994161 +>>137006697 + +What runs are these three? + +Follow up question, what are good powergirl runs to read? +--- 137037263 +>>137037213 +3 of those pics are from palmiotti, grey, and conner's power girl. the first 12 issues of her 2009 ongoing. +--- 137037331 +>>137037263 +Wdym by ongoing? Seems to have ended at issue 27 but then again you def know more than me +--- 137037479 +>>137037213 +https://www.instocktrades.com/products/dec227256/power-girl-power-trip-tp +--- 137037859 +>>137037607 +Hot +--- 137037881 +>>137037859 +--- 137038003 +>>136994161 +Conner Peeg > SU Galatea > DCAU Galatea > eh +--- 137038189 +>>136992412 (OP) +--- 137038319 +>>137037853 +why does everyone always use Billy? Kon wanted to fuck her a lot more (and every other version of Kara) and his balls have actually dropped +--- 137038356 +So in Stargirl The Lost Children Johns created a bunch of OC sidekicksthat had been wiped from everyone's memory for old heroes . Let's ignore that they were all for Golden and Silver Age characters and pretend they were just for JSA members in general. + +What would your idea be for a sidekick for Power Girl that could have existed 40 or 50 years ago? +--- 137038498 +>>137038356 +A character like classic Superboy (Kon not Jon) would have probably worked well and been good for comic relief. A teenage kryptonian boy who is sorta related to her but in that category where it's debatable if it's incest and can keep up with her powers but not really an adult capable of acting collected and rational. + +A great routine for them would be Kon as his 90's version of teenage heartthrob who girls his own (biological) age swoon over but he turns to mush around Kara, who doesn't really know what to do about his advances on her and casually ignores them unless she needs to manipulate him in to doing something for her. Having a teen sidekick in full hormonal glory with the most busty vixen in DC would have been gold back in the 80's where you could do that kind of sexy humor without getting canceled. +PG being a busty bombshell is already a setup for jokes, they might as well go all the way with it. +--- 137038519 +>>137038498 +>classic Superboy (Kon +lol +--- 137038586 +>>137037479 +A child showed up to blackmail Peeg with compromising photos and the first thing she does after opening the door is take off her boots?? +--- 137039013 +>>137038519 +Ha, missed that. + +I meant that in the sense that Kon was the real first Superboy in the modern era since the Kal El Superboy comics were more "Superman when he was boy" than Superboy, they were joke-like preludes to Clark becoming Superman rather than a Superboy character that was supposed to be Superboy full time. +Kon was the one who really popularized the Superboy of the modern day. Jon as Superboy was just a shitty setup to make him a gay Superman just like having Miles be Peters sidekick is a shitty attempt to set him up to be black Spiderman. + +Clark as Superboy was an offshoot of the character whereas Conner is and was meant to be Superboy from the start. +--- 137039123 +>>137035108 +Love this pic diff --git a/co/136992515.txt b/co/136992515.txt index c9f9db63e2a5e9f04b964e70dba04b4c726faa59..e34e91c3b920c144e7cc6571ac82532787c9681a 100644 --- a/co/136992515.txt +++ b/co/136992515.txt @@ -893,9 +893,6 @@ Looks shit --- 137018844 >>137018409 Because you said submit you reminded me of Kingdom Hearts and seriously why does she look like a mix of Kingdom Hearts and Disney Mirror Verse (wearing the fur coat of her own siblings). Someone should sick Sora on her to kill her. ---- 137019532 ->>137018844 -I'm ok with some kind of villain hybrid. --- 137019645 >>137018800 He looks untrustworthy. @@ -909,3 +906,326 @@ He's cute >>137000148 >For Christ's sake, just make a move and stick with it, would ya. That episode was real. +--- 137022059 +>>136992515 (OP) +oh +--- 137022386 +>>137012145 +You're back! + +That's so nice +--- 137022516 +>>137022059 +Phew, nice save from the very edge of page 10 +--- 137023967 +>>136992521 +Whitey Doo +--- 137024120 +>>137024059 +My cheeky wife. +--- 137024165 +What's the most obscure /co/ dog you like? +--- 137024221 +>>137024165 +--- 137024921 +>>137024902 +I have no idea why this stupid fucking image is so funny, but it's always made me giggle. +--- 137025397 +>>136994021 +>>136992515 (OP) +>>136992806 +>Make a thread out of seething spite because you saw one about cats + What are dogfuckers so insecure about? +--- 137025515 +>>137025397 +Absolutely nothing. You don't see us trying to shit up your thread. +--- 137025617 +>>137025397 +a lack of evolution +--- 137026213 +>>137007634 +--- 137026282 +>>137024921 +Your image or the one you replied to? +--- 137026322 +>>137017991 +Bara Paw Patrol +--- 137026334 +>>137026213 +pingo! +--- 137026360 +>>137026213 +--- 137026433 +>>136992806 +>>136993753 +>>136994021 +Is this seething schizo a bot or something? He's reworded these same exact posts so many damn times for literal YEARS on this board +--- 137026484 +>>137026433 +It's difficult to tell an autist from a bot. I know this personally because I'm an autist that's been mistaken for a bot. +--- 137026546 +>>137024165 +Marilyn from The Jetsons +--- 137027067 +>>137026433 +Just your average /an/on, cats lost their popularity there. +--- 137027086 +>Dog thread +>It's all feral shit +--- 137027108 +>>137027086 +>Dog thread +>It's actual dogs +What the fuck did you expect? +--- 137027169 +>>137027067 +It's a handful of extremely loud aspies that write the same exact things over and over again as often as possible, usually completely unprompted +--- 137027199 +>>137027169 +Yeah any kind of "recurring" thread has at least one person you can immediately identify from their posting style. Dog threads have a few, not all of them "bad". +--- 137027207 +>>137027086 +People are waifu-loving freaks and for some reason there are barely any anthro female dogs. +--- 137027249 +>>137027086 +DW anon, I know the hot stuff you're looking for +--- 137027316 +>>137027086 +These are stealth bestiality threads for degenerates wanting to fuck puppies, anon. This garbage should be /trash/ed on sight. The mods on /co/ are embarrassingly shit, even by the site's typical standards. I wouldn't even be surprised if one of these obsessed autists became a jannie just to keep the threads up +--- 137027335 +>>136992515 (OP) +OK but do you wanna fuck the dogs? I don't want to fuck the dogs. Is it possible to have a thread for /co/ dogs without wanting to fuck the dogs. +--- 137027349 +>>137027335 +This thread is not about fucking dogs. You and the guy above you might be mistaking this with the Paw Patrol thread. +--- 137027370 +>>137027349 +Lol please, we all know that Bluey posters are just as thirsty for the dogs as Paw Patrol posters, and the worst by FAR are the 101 Dalmatian Street degenerates +The classic sexy girl dogs from Oliver and Company and Balto are a given too +--- 137027519 +>>137027349 +--- 137027529 +>>137027519 +Just some gentle joking among dog bros. I know it's mostly just that one Marshall poster. +--- 137027535 +>>137027529 +I just wanted to use the image desu lol +--- 137027550 +>>137027370 +Don't forget the Go Dog Go posters who can look at Paw fixing a car and see a sex face lol >>137015262 +--- 137027712 +>>137027335 +It's okay anon, I also do not want to fuck the dogs. I just like them. Sometimes I want to fuck humanized versions of them +--- 137027965 +This dog is cute, and I'd like to have her as a pet and I would not want to have sex with her. +--- 137027966 +>>137027086 +Yes? +--- 137028031 +>>137026360 +--- 137028052 +>>137026360 +Town bicycle +>>137028031 +Pete's personal cumdump +--- 137028086 +What the fuck is wrong with my son? +--- 137028096 +>>137028052 +Supposedly +--- 137028109 +>>137028086 +:( Don't post such unflattering images of my boyfriend Scooch +--- 137028165 +>>137007634 +--- 137028188 +>>137028165 +Is Mackenzie a grower or a shower? +--- 137028248 +>>137000600 +There is something distinctly off putting about Russian animation +--- 137028270 +>>137028188 +Small and cute in all forms +--- 137028484 +>>137017991 +Remember when Disney gave Rapunzel Cinderella and Eric a puppy? +--- 137028501 +>>137028188 +He's a lawn mower +--- 137028569 +>>137028188 +He's finesser and a fine dresser +--- 137028601 +>>137028484 +Why does she have a Cutie Mark? +--- 137028725 +>>137028601 +Goodbye Anon +--- 137028786 +>>137028601 +--- 137028822 +Belle if she dog. +--- 137028876 +>>137028822 +Beauty became the Beast +--- 137028881 +>>137028822 +>Belle if she dog +--- 137029009 +Snow White's dog +--- 137029020 +>>137029009 +That's easily the worst of the ones you've posted so far. +--- 137029120 +>>137029009 +Shouldn't she have white hair? +--- 137029148 +>>137029020 +Eric's puppy +--- 137029167 +>>137029148 +>He +Ok I stand corrected. +--- 137029172 +>>137015988 +Pretty much +--- 137029400 +>>137029167 +heh +--- 137029581 +>>137029148 +>Max had never seen such bullshit before +--- 137029641 +>>137029581 +kek +--- 137029744 +>>137015527 +Cat Squad is so stupid, I love it. +--- 137029767 +>>137019883 +Egad +--- 137029871 +>this episode is called +--- 137029921 +>>137029871 +Damn +--- 137029984 +>>137028484 +In my opinion, the hottest dog ever drawn.. the lack of lewd is criminal. +>>137028601 +butt tattoos are hot +--- 137030022 +>>137029984 +Technically they're hip tattoos +--- 137031761 +>>137015262 +look here look listen +in my defense Paw Barker is more anthro than paw patrol, 101 and the rest save from bluey which is both bluey and gdg both play the anthro card more but as well being dogs regardless. Also i don't want to speak too soon or brag but I'm the only anon who is into paw barker, he is an adult, i like his voice and well there's something about him. yes i do appreciate him to thew point of being lewd about it but im not gonna spam cropped porn like most do +--- 137031811 +>>137031761 +Yeah you're ok in my book. There's always going to be lewd posting but like you said at least you're using actual shots from the show and it's for a character who's an adult and somewhat humanoid. That's pretty fucking normal by dog thread standards. +--- 137031831 +>>137000600 +>>137000662 +>>137000792 +sharik was simply trying to protect the white race which includes their skin from getting a bit darker. picrel his favorite hobby of keeping immigrants away +--- 137031892 +>>137031811 +the only reason why i watched gdg was because of him, all the episodes featureing him are 10/10. i wished the show would be him solving the town's problem but i understand the demographic focus, at least they didn't remove him from the picture and when he appears, oh boy they sure love him because they waste no time making him so charming +--- 137031912 +>>137000792 +That is gay. +--- 137031985 +>>137031912 +it's not but could be an accident that he is portrayed as such +--- 137032414 +>>136992721 +Epitome of beanmouth show +--- 137032480 +>>136992515 (OP) +--- 137033342 +>>137033136 +>puppies are literally just clones of the parents instead of being mixed breeds +lazy +--- 137033494 +>>137031811 +>pretty fucking normal by dog thread standards. +Not a very high bar to pass +--- 137033499 +>>137033342 +Sometimes that's how puppies are. +--- 137033628 +>>137033342 +i always question this with series featuring anthro characters (ie aggretsuko). the characters parents are always of the same breed and same color as well but then when they pair two different species, then what? i know the intention is for each character not actually be an animal but are represented as one but it's weird how it is implied they sort of have to in order for the species to continue but then when they make interspecies pairing, then what? what species the child will become? +--- 137034662 +do not bully Lady and her fivehead. +--- 137034926 +>>137034662 +Never. She's adorable, smart, and sophisticated. You could not ask for anything more. +--- 137035003 +>>137031892 +Him and Tag basically look exactly the same. She just smaller with no mask and tiny eyelashes +--- 137035063 +>>136998315 +--- 137035066 +>>137033628 +This bothers me in shows like Bluey. Bluey's uncle starts a romance with the babysitter, fine, but they're different breeds. Yet pretty much every set of parents we see has paired up with their own breed, and there are almost no other examples of that breed around. Either until very recently there has been some crazy strict social pressure to pair off with your own breed only or they should really all be mutts. +--- 137035103 +>>137035066 +Their children will be cute either way. +--- 137035157 +>>137001723 +Why even disguise the fetish +--- 137035162 +>>137035003 +and? my eyes are on the daddy, not on the children +--- 137035211 +>>137035066 +it's like they sort of trying to wink and nudge to interracial couple but it doesn't work the same way, the children will not be copies or either the mom or dad, it'll be a combination of both features and that seems like a truth everyone wants to avoid +--- 137035417 +>>137035066 +Embrace muttdom. Mongrels are adorable too +--- 137035482 +>>137035417 +Very american post +--- 137035583 +>>137035482 +I'm talking about dogs, anon +--- 137035895 +>>137035482 +>>137035583 +I can do both. +--- 137036630 +>>137035417 +His show version just looks like a cheap knock off compared to the movie. +--- 137036674 +>>137036630 +Nah, while the movie is obviously much more technically impressive, the show version is a cuter design +--- 137037107 +>>136992806 +I'm gonna make a story about cats and dogs coexisting in the same place just to spite you, faggot. Speciesism is old and uncool. +--- 137037114 +>>137036674 +No way, there's never been a bigger upgrade. +--- 137037539 +>>137035003 +>>137035162 +sh-she's cute, bros... +--- 137037652 +>>137037539 +like i said my eyes are on the daddy +--- 137037681 +>>137037114 +I like both but his wide movie head is less cute to me +--- 137037854 +>>137026360 +--- 137038178 +>>137037854 +Is Stickbird the latest ep? +--- 137038716 +>>137029984 +Palace Pets was a failed experiment, no wonder no one gave a damn about lewding these animals +--- 137039057 +>>137018409 +Who the artist diff --git a/co/136996624.txt b/co/136996624.txt index b051c4c2873e47350deb685b647a1a625ff794f5..b5b3aabb73246157f1c978fee4a4b801f6a501d4 100644 --- a/co/136996624.txt +++ b/co/136996624.txt @@ -497,12 +497,137 @@ Top Bitch m8 >>137019014 Mean't to send >>137020833 to you ---- 137020849 ->>137020420 -SYakiti --- 137020895 >>137019977 Mmm yummy latinx milf ass. --- 137020955 >>137020895 >latinx +--- 137021814 +>>137006902 +>She wears classy lingerie and not like an ethot. +would be kinda cute for her to try dressing like "younger" girls and wears something from the 1870s or 1880s +--- 137021936 +Koth awakened something in me with their older ladies. +--- 137021971 +The new eps of Johnny Test definitely had at least one OL fan working on it. +--- 137022008 +>>137019936 +He's on a MILF roll today. +Probably getting ready for Sunday. +--- 137022009 +>>136996624 (OP) +I can't read the name of the artist in the image, what is the artist's name? +--- 137022199 +>>137013457 +What series is she from? +--- 137022238 +>>137022199 +Lou +--- 137022657 +>>137021936 +--- 137022672 +>>137022029 +Queen +--- 137022765 +>>137022672 +indeed +--- 137023335 +>>136996864 +nice +--- 137023469 +>>136996680 +the word your looking for is pedophile calling it something else with a slightly different definition doesn't change you being a sick fuck get off the internet and interact with real people who arent braindead coomers. +--- 137023773 +>>137023310 +Is it Darkeros13? +--- 137024771 +>>137020174 +Just do what I did! + +Separate the gif out into individual flames with an online converter and pick the MILF you want because the internet is fake anyways! + +I'm going to watch Moon Girl just for the context I need to lewd this MILF. +--- 137025058 +>>137024771 +God speed cheater, God speed. +--- 137025167 +>>137012132 +You lucky son of a bitch. +--- 137027403 +>>136996864 +Oh boooooy +--- 137027603 +>>136996864 +welp seems i gotta draw some CUBE mom this month. +--- 137027828 +>>137027603 +Somebody's got MILF Madness! +--- 137027861 +>>136996864 +I get her. +Wish I got a mom with a hot husbando, though... +--- 137028010 +>>136996864 +>Jane Jetson +I can make it work +--- 137028186 +>>136996864 +As an Elsafag I feel conflicted +--- 137029520 +>>137023310 +You look like you really love frogs. +--- 137029573 +>>137029520 +No +--- 137030921 +>>136996679 +I agree +--- 137031908 +>>137027861 +I'd let her husband watch me impregnate her +--- 137032152 +I feel lucky +--- 137033431 +>>137022765 +Wasted potential, the screenshot. +--- 137033875 +>>137027861 +Honestly? Moms with ugly husbands make the deal better for me. Having a nice and hot guy getting cucked by someone uglier just doesn't feel right. +--- 137034204 +>>137033875 +Based +--- 137034439 +>>136996864 + +brown and vampire, they got my number +--- 137034448 +>>136996864 +On the one hand, god yes. + +On the other hand, I can do this to my man Krillin +--- 137035412 +>>136996864 +--- 137035631 +>>137027603 +based +--- 137035820 +>>136996864 +I’m out, boys +--- 137036222 +>>137036126 +oh my god +--- 137037034 +>>137036222 +why? it's made from the same country where jucika is made. +--- 137037294 +>>137037034 +MORE DAMMIT +--- 137038699 +>>136996624 (OP) +I like women my age +--- 137038710 +>>137038699 +As a young milf enjoyer I'd like to hear how does it feel when they're your age. +--- 137038761 +I love mature women who know their way around some firepower. diff --git a/co/136998405.txt b/co/136998405.txt index 1cea1e0ff910b7e4757e272ad53580ace2d5110f..5c4ffdad207140a59691e84a65caee054e86e406 100644 --- a/co/136998405.txt +++ b/co/136998405.txt @@ -652,3 +652,155 @@ Requesting colors for this Dipper and Pacifica pic. Color reference: https://i.imgur.com/eco5bwB.jpg --- 137021046 Requesting an Anon transforming into Gravitina. +--- 137021651 +Requesting Maria giving Carmen a playful honk, like in the reference. +--- 137021740 +Requesting Surge the Tenrec (from IDW Sonic) and Fiona Fox (from Archie Sonic) at a sleepover. They're both in T-shirts or tanktops and leopard-print panties. Surge is befuddled that they both wore the same undies, while Fiona is amused. +--- 137022446 +>>137017631 +>>137020252 +Ty +--- 137022457 +>>137022446 +<3 +--- 137022650 +Requesting Anne and Sprig sitting awkwardly on a couch. +Anne is blushing and is Sprig +There is a newspaper on the floor or between them which is boldly printed with the sample provided news headline. +--- 137022884 +requesting this pic with Johnny Bravo +--- 137022911 +>>137022446 +Oh that's fun +--- 137023140 +Requesting Pete as Genghis Frog. +--- 137023526 +>>137009321 +do you post anywhere outside this place these days splooge? +i remember you said you were locked out of pawoo but have you thought about making a new one or something +--- 137023528 +Requesting a redraw of this magazine cover with Charlie in demon mode and the other characters' faces all melting horribly +--- 137023544 +>half the thread made by the same guy +hoowee i sure wish we didn't allow bots to post on this place +--- 137023562 +Requesting a happy gargoyle Elisa Maza posed like in this ref. +--- 137023705 +>>137023528 +I know six of those faces, and three of them hail from some of the worst cartoons ever made. +--- 137023810 +Requesting fusion. +--- 137023889 +>>137023544 +botfag is here too? that sucks. Just wait for him to die or something. mods have basically admitted their too incompetent to deal with him and they refuse to let us detach ourselves from his shit with our own threads. +--- 137023939 +>>137023889 +what do you mean? +this place has been shitted by a bot for like over 5 years or something now +over 100 posts by 1 ip +--- 137023948 +>>137023889 +It's in every draw thread of every board for many years. +--- 137024637 +Requesting fusion +--- 137025269 +Requesting Peter drinking Brian. +--- 137025596 +>>137023889 +“Botfag” is a meme. Stop thinking everyone isn’t posting several requests here at once. +--- 137025601 +Requesting this with characters of your choice +https://youtu.be/yuO9HdFEJLE [Embed] +--- 137025889 +>>137022446 +Nice (not OR) + +>>137023889 +>botfag is here too? +Yes. +https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/54628378/#54645642 +--- 137026151 +>>136998405 (OP) +Requesting the giantess making the gasai yuno face +--- 137026987 +Requesting Felicia going off like in the following clip: +https://youtu.be/3TikWkBGz9I?t=72 [Embed] +--- 137028047 +>>136998405 (OP) +requesting a pin-up of sondra fuller endorsing renew drink. +--- 137028115 +>>137008755 +Requesting Brood-pregnant Jubilee and Laura destroying a McDonalds milkshake machine each in separate ways. Jubilee busting it like the old video game, Laura with full Wolverine slashes. +--- 137029431 +>>137005334 +good job +--- 137030357 +>>137022884 +Even with Mary behind him? +--- 137030560 +Requesting a redraw of this screenshot, with Candice dressed-up as a Commissar, and Phineas and Ferb as Tech Priests +with Candice yelling "INQUISITOR! The Machanicus are committing Heresy again!" +--- 137031727 +Requesting Betty and Veronica dressed as Daisy Mae and Moombeam McSwine. +Maybe a poster flyer advertising the event or some dialog about how +"A Sadie Hawkins Dance is stupid and barbaric - but I'm still asking Archie." +--- 137032112 +Requesting these two fighting. +--- 137032917 +>>136998522 +Give me the source of this first +--- 137032976 +>>137002841 +That stock image is hhoott +--- 137033516 +Requesting this hot raven-haired babe from "Johnny Bravo" having difficulties buttoning up her pants and inhaling, as shown in the reference pic at the bottom. +--- 137033952 +Requesting Donna Troy as Hermione and Dick and Roy as Harry and Ron distracted by Donna’s chest and costume +--- 137034371 +Requesting a fusion between fifi and sally +--- 137034703 +>>137032917 +Tom and Jerry: Cowboy Up! +--- 137035625 +>>137004223 +--- 137036623 +>>137035625 +OR here. Thanks a lot! I like how it looks. +--- 137037485 +Requesting art of Hula Hattie from Mucha Lucha. +--- 137037827 +>>136998405 (OP) +Requesting Ike Brovlovski at the 2023 Writer's Strike. +--- 137038074 +>>137000504 +>>137000885 +Should have been with the one that has a higher resolution. Good job though. +--- 137038386 +Requesting colors. +Reference: https://i.imgur.com/H0dq9k7.png +--- 137038805 +>>136998405 (OP) +Requesting Western shota pinup-style fanart (mildly titillating, but keeping it SFW) of Abrax, a member of "Die Abrafaxe", the protagonist trio of the long-running German monthly comic magazine "Mosaik". + +To give some context, the Abrafaxe are a team composed of three koboldish male adventurers with the physical appearence of unaging young boys (in the fashion of 1000-year-old lolis), Abrax being the member with the scampiest personality. + +Broadly speaking, the source material could be described as a German love-child between the American "DuckTales" and the Belgian "Tintin", but with a prominent time-travel plot device, and leaning more towards the edutainment side of the medium. So far, there have been storylines set in regions of all continents except Antarctica, and across time periods ranging from the Mezosoic Era to the late 1920s. + +Coming back to the request, as for details such as poses, clothing, and scenarios, I prefer to leave them to the discretion of the artist. That said, it would be appreciated if the hypothetical drawanon gave some focus to the crotch and/or butt of the character, in addition to depicting him with a cheeky/saucy facial expression. +--- 137038944 +>>137025596 +nice """"meme"""" bro: +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/619185625/ +and several is a big ass understatement in regards to him. +>>137025889 +wow, wonder what his motives is. apparently pic related is him. +--- 137039168 +>>137038386 +--- 137039176 +>>137038386 +>>137039168 +lol +--- 137039203 +>>137039176 +haah waaw +well you certainly did better on the metal and color holds diff --git a/co/136999173.txt b/co/136999173.txt index 6923fe13ad5e120e9edb1b6deafdec4cd5623e8e..c670987f1fab1fbd0826401d8dca6b16b52c2892 100644 --- a/co/136999173.txt +++ b/co/136999173.txt @@ -191,3 +191,230 @@ Kek She looks blacker than usual here. --- 137021164 >>137020229 +--- 137021883 +>>137020229 +>her face when she tastes my nut +--- 137022363 +>>137003885 +Just got to that part of the vid, what the fuck is his problem? They are blatantly not White looking. +Does he seriously think if the characters don't look like caricatures of bl*cks or as*ans then it's automatically White washing? +Also his opinion of the VA situation is cancer, that fucking Apu autist has done so much damage to the world of voice acting. +--- 137022459 +>>136999173 (OP) +I can’t believe saberspark +>inb4 sabercuck +Yeah I know but he’s a faggot by saying the characters in this movie are “white”. +--- 137022483 +>>137022363 +>Apu autist +Irreversible damage. Nobody cares about Japanese voices being dubbed, but if someone is brown it’s a problem. +I’m waiting for the inevitable when these “people” turn on movies like Prince of Egypt or Kung Fu Panda or even Tom Kenny and Tara Strong. +--- 137022491 +>>137021883 +You need to eat more pineapple. +--- 137022569 +>>137018237 +Oh henna is cool. +--- 137022626 +>>137022491 +noted +--- 137022629 +>>137017675 +KANGZ +--- 137022655 +>>137022626 +>covering her chest like that +does she know? +--- 137022872 +>>137022655 +She is aware +--- 137022894 +Hmmm +As an ancient egypt and assassin's creed origns enjoyer, this may appeal to me +--- 137022922 +>>137016569 +They look like cats in the usual anime sense of giant eyes and small noses and mouths. They look like no human ethnicity + +And fairly fair skin +--- 137022938 +>Nefer gives you this look +what do +--- 137023079 +>>137022938 +What did I do? +--- 137023112 +>>137022938 +When in doubt, whip it out. +--- 137023115 +I'm guessing they recorded this during covid lockdowns. Half the time Nefer sounds like she's speaking in a closet. +--- 137023117 +>>137023079 +It's morning and her butt still hurts +--- 137023129 +>>137023112 +--- 137023151 +>>137023115 +>covid lockdowns +too late for covid lockdowns, more like they just didn't want to pay for a professional recording studio +--- 137023191 +Yo this movie is trash. I'm only watching this for the girl +--- 137023301 +>>137023191 +Eh, it was far better than expected. The worst I can say is that it's generic. +--- 137023320 +>>137023129 +>>137023263 +hot +--- 137023325 +They definitely saw the ankha vid and decided to make egyptian stuff but were too cowardly to do it properly and use anthros. +--- 137023492 +>>137003282 +Hot damn. I'm a sucker for brown skin and bright green eyes +--- 137023573 +>>137007344 +She looks pretty mulatto to me +--- 137023784 +>>137007348 +>>137010562 +--- 137023951 +>>136999173 (OP) +A common character designer tech job in France: +1. The girl is 13 years old. +2. Everyone should want to fuck her throughout her screen time. +--- 137024136 +>>137023784 +Ok I'm going in +--- 137024180 +>>137003885 +they look like gulf arabs, seems like if something isn't depicted more stereotypical it counts as " white " to these people +--- 137024265 +>>137024180 +to be fair(or not I dunno anymore whiteness can be pretty fucking retarded at times honestly) even light med tones like that get called black sometimes. +--- 137025371 +>>137022629 +That's literally me. +--- 137025390 +>>137023129 +that ridge in the middle of her face makes no fucking sense, why the fuck is it there? +--- 137025405 +>>137025390 +to help you aim with a cumshot +--- 137025779 +>>137023951 +Spain, actually. +--- 137025894 +>>137023784 +Tongueanon, did you get tired of ninjalolis? +--- 137026526 +>>137023784 +Would suck on her tongue. +--- 137028075 +>>136999173 (OP) +hnnng +--- 137028948 +>>137023784 +Hot +--- 137030706 +>>137025779 +Spain really punched above it's weight class with the horny to the point everyone assumed mummies was French. With tighter scripts they'll really have something unique. Visually they're at or above illusion, sony, and pixar. Hell just making characters pretty blows disney's la goblino el atrodicad de americanas character designs out of the water. +--- 137030717 +>>137022629 +--- 137030739 +It will be funny in 2000 years when mons olympians are arguing with east kepler dwellers about if the ancient americans were black, white or latino +--- 137030805 +>>136999173 (OP) +Thank god that the movie doesn't take place in Victorian England. +--- 137030851 +>>137015453 +--- 137030872 +>>137030805 +How come? +--- 137030876 +Does she have to completely unwrap to use the toilet, or does she have a quick access? +--- 137030937 +nefer sexoooooo +--- 137031048 +>>137030876 +Wrappings act as a diaper. +--- 137031356 +>>137030876 +It's a dead body so i don't think mummies need to go to the toilet. +--- 137031383 +>>137030872 +Cause mummies for fuel for the steam engine. +--- 137032135 +>>137031383 +Did bongs really +--- 137033793 +>Page 9 +--- 137035069 +>>137032135 +Here you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UAzfWrHtw [Embed] +--- 137035404 +/tv/ is talking about her too >>>/tv/184123089 +--- 137035692 +>>137035404 +baste +--- 137036722 +>>137022938 +Promise her next time you'll make her cum first. +--- 137036781 +>>137004759 +why is no one talking about the loli + +also senet is kind of fun if you get the chance to play it +--- 137036835 +>>137036781 +>loli +It's a shota +--- 137036860 +>>137023492 +Yeah, she's cute. I'd write bad papyrus for her. :-) +--- 137036932 +>>137036835 +i've made a grave mistake +--- 137036947 +>>137036781 +That's sorta cool. I didn't know it was a real game. +--- 137036960 +>>137036932 +shotas are just lolis with dicks +--- 137037270 +>>137036960 +awwright +--- 137037444 +>>137036932 +Don't bury yourself over it. +--- 137037518 +>>137036947 +It's only slightly more complicated than Candyland but it's neat to play a 5,000 year-old game as a free app on your modern smartphone. +--- 137037989 +>>137018581 +Like how dead? As in decomposing dead or just very old and wrinkled dead? +--- 137038057 +Why is there only 2 lewds of Nefer? Do I have to take matters in to my own hands? +--- 137038294 +>>137038057 +Not enough people are aware, I'm afraid +--- 137038382 +>>137022363 +The funny thing is even after the Apu stuff, we keep seeing cartoons where white people voice colored people, men voice women and nobody says anything about it. Central Park recasted the brown girl, but didn't change the male actors for the two elderly women who were the main villains. Libby from Molly Mcgee is a jewish argentinian who is voiced by a white woman, nobody said anything about it. +--- 137038384 +>>137038057 +>Do I have to take matters in to my own hands? + +Do it, faggot +--- 137038405 +bleh +--- 137038753 +>>137037989 +Kinda boney +--- 137038764 +>>137038753 +So skeletons, then? +--- 137039008 +>>137021164 +She sure has some intense looks. Her disdain for Thut is readily apparent. I love it. +--- 137039244 +>>137039008 +SHE ANGERS diff --git a/co/137004154.txt b/co/137004154.txt index 25f964fb7ff161551343afef20a0c9225b99c1db..c770976c58d5ff6917cbce2bfc4876273eccb296 100644 --- a/co/137004154.txt +++ b/co/137004154.txt @@ -1007,3 +1007,939 @@ Listen pretentious twat dumbfuck, you said infinity can't be a number and made u --- 137021187 >>137016089 lol society wouldn't "advance rapidly" because of cheap or free energy. Somalia would still be a shit hole and lazy fucks would still find stupid shit to do in their free time. The joker and lex never committed crimes due to their socio-economic problems. +--- 137021247 +>>137021103 +he could try but i'm trying to think of a teenager with enough physical strength and speed to pull it off and coming up with nothing +--- 137021327 +>>137021110 +>Listen pretentious twat dumbfuck, you said infinity can't be a number +1. That wasn't me, schizo. +2. Infinity ISN'T a number. It's a property of some numbers/sets just like finitude is a property of some numbers/sets. + +>and made up bullshit about numbers being defined as the ability to be multiplied and what not. +Numbers and functions are verty much defined by their structures (which includes multiplication). + +Of course, you being an idiot wouldn't know what a structure is.... + +>Clearly not the case by common definition of number and its usage in aleph numbers. +You're wrong. You've clearly never worked with set theory or the construction of functions or numbers. And your understanding of math is at a pre-high school level and you'te stupid enough to think you'll outmanuver an expert in tve field. +--- 137021570 +>>137011305 +--- 137021602 +>>137012216 +I mean I've already done the idea with pic, but I don't know how I'd implement it as a composite (plus idk if Hello Kitty even looks any different in other IPs) +--- 137021646 +>>137019810 +--- 137021649 +>>137017446 +He wouldn't. But he would have a spray that either beats his opponent out right, or removes part of their powers, like anti web spray. +--- 137021654 +>>137004797 +>bringing up superman out of nowhere +>attempting an antifeat fallacy +Mindbroken +--- 137021671 +>>137021654 +>posts non-canon version +Kek +--- 137021676 +>>137021247 +Just choose a random anime protag with a lot of magic hax +--- 137021778 +>>137021327 +>Numbers and functions are verty much defined by their structures (which includes multiplication). +Again, look up the definition of number you complete buffoon. You're making an ass of yourself. +--- 137022003 +>>137021570 +Kino power inheriting nigger matchup +--- 137022046 +>>137021247 +Alien X +--- 137022189 +>>137021778 +This is completely superflous to what we're discussing. + +We're not discussing whether aleph-naught is a number, we're discussing whether it can be used in the range of the equation + +[math]K = \frac{\log_{10}-6}{10}[/math] + +Which it can't. Division is not even definable for cardinal numbers. + +This is the issue with you DC wankers. You make up the most retarded crackpot conjectures that any toddler could see through and then you act obtuse to dissuade any critics from helping you to understand that you're wrong...or maybe you just are obtuse. +--- 137022212 +>>137019341 +Considering that Bayonetta, Tifa, and Ivy died, probably not. +--- 137022218 +>>137022046 +how could Ben get not-master order and not-lord chaos to agree to fuck PG? +--- 137022393 +>>137021427 +I dunno what level Mafalda is on but Mônica is Bugs Bunny level on top of having amazing feats. I have a comic where the punches a spaceship back into space. +--- 137022628 +>>137021247 +he doesn't need strength, just to slip her a mickey +--- 137022770 +Who'd be a good fight for King K Rool? What angle of attack for picking his opponent would be best? There are a ton of options, you could have him fight a fellow schizo with a ton of different personalities, you could have him fight a fellow animal king, or you could have him fight a fellow underappreciated spinoff villain from another franchise. +--- 137023106 +Why do people want to see Spike Spiegal vs Revy? They have absolutely nothing in common. +--- 137023127 +>>137016535 +Blade from Marvel comics. He's perfect for Anderson. +--- 137023215 +>>137004154 (OP) +fuck everyone in this thread, retards. Atom eats Ant mans ass while stroking his cock then slides it in slowly and goes in and out with great ferocity +--- 137023383 +>>137023215 +>fuck everyone in this thread, retards. Atom eats Ant mans ass while stroking his cock +Does this mean that you think he wins or loses? I'd assume the latter, but with all the DCtroons roaming around here you never know. +--- 137023404 +>>137023215 +Hank is cooler than Ray and it's really as simple as that, buster +--- 137024110 +There's no way. dollcucks. could even compete. In the span of a single cartoon, +>watches gundam on tv (thus, exists on a metafictional layer above it, higher-dimensional) +>reaches the place mere moments after the tv soliloquy (almost or FTL, maybe toonforce) +>so uber-powerful it can afford to hold naive ideals of pacifism in a battlefield +>repels and mass mind-controls enemy mechs, motions to stop an interplanetary war +It's a stomp. +--- 137025404 +>>137024110 +Superhero version +--- 137025717 +>>137023106 +The same reason we got Magneto vs Tetsuo and the same reason Raquaza vs Bahamut is overwhelmingly popular. Gen pop got shit taste. +--- 137025837 +>>137007619 +Heres your answer >>137024110 +Hello Kitty vs Arale +--- 137025874 +>>137025837 +Nah, Arale's best fight is Jenny Wakeman. But XJ-9 has too many other opponents to make Arale the popular option. +--- 137025991 +>>137025874 +>Jenny +Its either Robotboy or Norm but the general consensus is that Robotboy is the best matchup +Also thats a massive fucking stomp, you'd double the amount of spergs and schizos in this general with the marching of the waifufags avatarlarping +--- 137026011 +>>137025874 +Wtf did the robot do to you she barely beats Buu Saga Goku and thats when you wank the sun pyramid feat (which is a massive outlier/non standard equipment) +https://vsbattles.com/threads/jenny-wakeman-vs-son-goku.56404/ +--- 137026073 +>>137026011 +>Buu saga goku +Buu saga is where the scene that he jobbed to a rock came from, and jenny can withstand multiple rock monster cocks so it makes sense as to why she would win +--- 137026089 +>>137026073 +that was cell saga, anon +--- 137026092 +>>137020585 +Well, while they're customizable, most of the time there's a clearly defined superior gear, both in stats and lore, that they have access to, and they have a defined spell pool. +I think they would have good synergy with other silent protagonists like Link, Crono or the Warrior of Light. +--- 137026094 +>>137026073 +No no no.. that's from the Cell saga. You'd need a full on boulder for Buu saga Goku +--- 137026134 +>>137026073 +So this is the state of waifufags... +--- 137026135 +>>137026094 +Ah i see +Jenny is still multi-rock+ level while buu saga goku is just rock+ level +Prease undastand +--- 137026150 +>>137026135 +fucking hell those rock creatures. i'd like to forget that video +--- 137026201 +>>137026073 +wasn't the rock thing anime exclusive along with Bejita blowing up a planet? +--- 137026451 +>>137025874 +>>137025991 +>>137026011 +>>137026073 +>>137026135 +Jenny is a massive fucking jobber +>Jobs to some communist rats who infiltrate and dismember her from the outside +>Jobs to some water because of circuitry and corrodible metal +>Jobs to energy sponges, electrokinesis and magnets +>Couldn't defeat these same rock creatures in the episodes they were in because of their regeneration +>Earth's size in her verse is that of a building when you scale her height in comparison to the earth +>Strongest feat is an outlier/not combat applicable, technically is city level and according to VSBW she jobs to Quote from Cave Story, OVA Metal Sonic, some genshin impact coombait, Yujiro Hanma (non concluded thread) and is further stomped by Robotboy and Blossom who have bigger AP and speed differences +>Bonus: only remembered by Autistic Coomers and Normalfags for that one zone parody everyone memes about to the point where referencing the episode they come from, made people who worked on an official product that featured her (NASB) remove said reference from the game because retards thought it was about the porn parody +--- 137026472 +>>137026451 +Jobbing doesnt matter in powerfag land dontcha know? +--- 137026498 +>>137026472 +>He never heard of anti-feats +>He doesn't think the meta context matters for the speculative narrative of the debate +--- 137026532 +>>137026498 +We do know about that, but 99.9% of battleboarding tards don't. Same people who say shit like Dio being 1500x FTL despite him needing a car to chase after Jonathan. +--- 137026553 +>>137026498 +>Antifeats dont count +>but outliers, bs scaling, statement wank, NLF, and such is totally fine but only for the character I like +--- 137026590 +>>137026553 +>outliers, bs scaling, statement wank, NLF, and such is totally fine but only for the character I like +I didn't say anything about these +--- 137026624 +>>137026590 +You are missing the logic of powerfag land Anon +--- 137026625 +>>137026472 +>Jobbing doesnt matter in powerfag land dontcha know? +ENTER +--- 137026682 +>>137026624 +The logic of powerfag land is that because of this scene and the impressions it made on the general consensus is that martian manhunter is not strong +--- 137026734 +>>137026682 +Man, I hope they do this one day. +--- 137026843 +>>137026682 +this. unless you like him. then he scales to people he's never met, you can magically extrapolate his powers and make him do things he's never done which shatter the status quo and outright invent things he can do +--- 137027745 +>>137026843 +>seething non-reader is seething +Why are illiterates like this? +--- 137027758 +>>137027745 +did you feel called out snowflake +--- 137027845 +>>137019800 +No but the Ornstein and Smorg pair who brought Xia to his Brother and Shen are dead, one by Mukaku just elbowing his head into his stomach and the other an heroing off cyanide before Rei could take him in. +--- 137027872 +>>137022770 +Oinker P Hamm from Bubsy would be perfect. +That or Big Mom from One Piece. +--- 137027901 +>>137020750 +I wouldn't dismiss a Calasmos vs Beyonder MU +Rhapthorne vs Cloud of Darkness might be neat too. +--- 137027904 +>>137027758 +Did you? Keep seething over things you'll never comprehend, illiterate +--- 137027941 +>>137027904 +tell us more about your rage baby +--- 137027949 +>>137026734 +Honestly, Jiren needs something weaker he might be able to realistically handle (but will still get fraudchecked) +--- 137027961 +>>137027941 +>as sn illiterate i have no argument so i must project +MOAR +--- 137027969 +>>137027961 +keep venting sweetie +--- 137027975 +>>137026734 +>They have Jiren win because nobody gives a fuck about MM +>Opens the floodgates back up for Goku VS Superman because MM is stronger than Superman and something something Goku on par or stronger than Jiren +I can forsee the autism spawned from a Jiren match either way +--- 137027991 +>>137027949 +>Honestly +dishonest +Jiren is the truth, doubting his victory is purely schizophernic ESL babble +--- 137028015 +>>137027991 +>ESLESLESL +Fuck, tell us how mexishit you really are, retard. +--- 137028018 +>>137026073 +seiyaverse once again beats dragonball +--- 137028046 +>>137028015 +>projecting +the only retard here is you and the many DCissies in here, soon you will all witness the wisdom of the Awe of Alpha +--- 137028093 +>>137028018 +>posting HOMO Seiya +--- 137028103 +>HAHA Guys look its jiren! that one off donut steel OC!!! +>LOL so funny look its that one shitty poorly written character no one cares about!!! lol bad writing is good!! you are just a pseud if you disagree!!! +>HAHA lol jiren is so cool and strong what if we spammed him that would so funne amirite guys! I am so smart i am using occam's razor for this one shit and bland character by writing tediously text walls to poke fun at these pretentious pseuds who actually cherish good media with characters that have legacy that will eternally carry throughout culture like DC and Ultraman! Le epic occam's razor! so funny! Time to spam buzzwords!!! I am not a lonely incel freak seething over the wholesome morals and values that /co/, /a/ and /m/'s finest media brings to the table! I am not jealous! Look at how stupid and clueless these newfag redditors are to muh unspoken skrit club rules! +This is why latinx people are still in poverty, they will never be as based as DCbros +--- 137028121 +>>137028103 +>He says when comics are becoming totally irrelevant and getting styled on by manga +DCfags one again cowering before JirenChads +--- 137028127 +>>137028093 +he sure did post Saint Seiya's horrible Naruto spinoff +--- 137028129 +>>137026135 +Canon Jenny actually lost to them. +Porn parody Jenny actually did better, lol +--- 137028145 +>>137027991 +In Toriyama's drafts he's not much stronger than SSB Goku and Vegeta he was just better at using tranquil movement. +--- 137028191 +>>137028129 +>When your porn parody does better then you +lol, kek. lmao, ROLFcopter even +can you imagine being a jennyfag? +--- 137028251 +>>137010875 +Yo. can i get Arby n the Chief vs Woody and Buzz Lightyear? +--- 137028267 +>>137028191 +Hey man, you are underestimating the power level of porn and porn characters. +--- 137028309 +>>137028267 +not doubting their strength (after all, we all know tyrone beats superman) but you know its bad when your weaker then a parody of yourself +--- 137028351 +>>137028309 +A porn parody though. Its not too far fetched to say the porn version is stronger due to the higher power levels of the opposition +--- 137028478 +J-J-Jirenbros...mindy's parents will pay for this... +--- 137028513 +>>137028478 +This one image gave jiren more character than the entirety of super. + +Bruh. +--- 137028525 +>>137027872 +I feel like King K Rool ve Big Mom would be a stomp, but FUCK it sounds funny. +Thumbnail anon, if you're here, can you make this? +--- 137028530 +>>137028513 +>Bruh. +you know i thought it was a meme that only pseuds from reddit hate on jiren but no its true actually +--- 137029137 +>>137022770 +Black Beard from One Piece seems to be his most popular choice, but I don't know how actually good that matchup is. +--- 137029155 +>who would be the perfect match for K.Rool? +Bowser, you idiots. K.Rool and Bowser actively hate each other (evidenced by the second Mario baseball game). +--- 137029190 +why doesn't Marvel have any rivalries with anime and cartoon characters like DC? is it because they don't give a shit about power levels? +--- 137029222 +>>137029190 +Because weebs wanted to fight the strongest and got upset they lost. + +It all comes down to Superman vs Goku, and it all comes back to Superman vs Goku. +--- 137029239 +The Many Ws of CHADren +Jiren doesn't need power +Power NEEDS Jiren +--- 137029241 +>>137029222 +>>137029190 +It's primarily because there's only one actual anime/DC rivalry. Name ONE anime/Marvel rivalry. +--- 137029289 +>>137029241 +Jolyene Kujo vs Spider-Gwen +Heaven Ascension Dio vs What-If MCU Ultron +Marvel also has rivarly with Capcom +--- 137029336 +Anons how would you feel if a DC higher up/writers came down to this thread to further confirm Cyborg's decibels feat as legit and canon? +--- 137029355 +>>137028251 +--- 137029356 +>>137029289 +I like Jolyne vs Gwen but neither of those are rivalries +Mario vs Sonic, Superman vs Goku, Iron-man vs Batman, Naruto vs Ichigo/Luffy, Crash vs Spyro, Godzilla vs Gamers +Those are rivalries +--- 137029378 +>>137029356 +Oh god, not the entire gamer community. +--- 137029385 +>>137029356 +I meant Gamera but now I want a thumbnail of Godzilla vs gamers lmao +--- 137029397 +>>137029241 +Hulk VS Broly which we got already +--- 137029469 +>>137029356 +yeah marvel has no beef with anime +only rivalries they have from the east is with capcom, but other then that nothing +>>137029397 +would you even count that? seems like a matchup idea rather then a fight +--- 137029482 +>>137029289 +Not him, but would really call those rivalries? I don't think I've ever heard of Jolyne vs Gwen or HA DIO vs Ultron outside of the versus community. I'll give a little leeway for Marvel vs Capcom, but I have to wonder how many rivalries between the two companies would exist if the series never existed. +--- 137029484 +>>137029385 +I've seen Godzilla play sports but I've never seen him play video games so I guess there might be something to it. Unless it's with his kids. +--- 137029515 +>>137029482 +>how many rivalries between the two companies would exist if the series never existed. +zero +Ultron vs Sigma would probably be a suggestion in the vs community +--- 137029575 +Who can defeat Chocolate from Every Orifice Man? +--- 137029608 +>>137029190 +Marvel and Japan are close allies. DC has no friends. +--- 137029609 +>>137029575 +Giant Coral Brain outlives him +--- 137029672 +>>137029190 +Superman vs Goku is the only actual East vs West rivalry that's big. +And honestly, there's not many of those rivalries which aren't about sharing some space. +--- 137029796 +>>137029482 +>>137029515 +Are there any actual Marvel vs Capcom fights besides Ultron vs Sigma? +I don't see anyone asking for Ryu vs Cyclops/Wolverine or whatever. +Which makes sense considering the MvC fanbase is mostly capcomfags. +--- 137029833 +>>137005637 +That's a lot of murder +--- 137029836 +>>137029378 +Fun fact, Gamera has a video game and it's honestly better than literally everything Godzilla did sans the Pipeworks trilogy +--- 137029855 +>>137005637 +Is it just me or is it more impressive to beat a lot of dudes one-at-a-time than it is to beat them in huge swarms +--- 137029903 +>>137007194 +Ki power is way higher than physical power in Dragon Ball. The strongest characters can struggle with vacuum pulls but the weakest ki users can casually blow up the moon. +--- 137029965 +>>137029855 +IRL, not at all. +--- 137029972 +>>137029796 +Captain America vs Guile +Iron Fist vs Ryu/Ken +Mega Man vs Iron Man/Spider-Man +Asura vs Hulk/Gorr the God Butcher +Albert Wesker vs Green Goblin +Juri vs Venom +Spider-Man 2099 vs Mega Man X +Scorpion vs Snake Man +Ringer vs Ringman +Dante vs Ghost Rider/Deadpool +Viewtiful Joe vs Gwenpool +Black Widow vs Cammy White +--- 137030014 +>>137029575 +See >>137009613 +--- 137030024 +>>137029972 +Out of all of these I only see Asura vs Hulk be talked about at all, if I'm being honest. +--- 137030056 +>>137030024 +There's also X vs Primal if you count transformers as part of marvel +--- 137030196 +>>137029965 +Like, let's assume you're fighting an army and personally kill every single soldier +--- 137030209 +>>137029972 +>Ringer vs Ringman +Well, ok +--- 137030240 +>>137030196 +And? +Killing them like it's a beat em up where everyone attacks one at a time is far less impresive than if you kill them while they're ganging up on you. +--- 137030247 +Here's a quick experiment I thought of: +>go to google +>search "*character* AND *character*" +>go to images +>count how many results are death battle thumbnails +--- 137030276 +>>137005637 +How big were the armies? +--- 137030517 +>>137030247 +>Look up sneed and bane +>Only result is an image of bane linking to a VSBW thread that puts the two against each other +>Most of them agree Sneed loses +--- 137030609 +>>137030247 +>"Primal and X" +>4 thumbnails, but mostly just primal fanart and images of a comic character called primal +--- 137030621 +>>137030517 +well Bane is a big guy +--- 137030654 +>>137030621 +>>137030621 +>>137030621 +>>137030621 +--- 137030689 +>>137030247 +>"Fuhrer Bradley and Solidus Snake" +>46 thumbnails and 2 wallpapers of the matchup itself +--- 137030720 +>>137030247 +>"Ultima Godzilla and Bill Cipher" +>8 thumbnails, and some really cool fanart of the two characters interacting +--- 137030775 +>>137030654 +Clever. +--- 137030853 +>>137030720 +Why does this matchup have so much fanart +--- 137030869 +They should just do an anime showdown. +--- 137030874 +>>137030654 +You fucking son of a bitch +--- 137030906 +>>137030853 +>>137030720 +Two interdimensional invaders +--- 137031011 +>>137030853 +>>137030906 +>The guy who pushed for this matchup commissioned yates to make a track for it +Gotta appreciate gojifags' autism +>The Main Basis of its animation potential is Bill throwing everything he has against Godzilla, as Ultima just pushes throw it all +Cringe +--- 137031076 +>>137031011 +I think it’s kinda crazy how much the general-consensus on who wins has changed within just a year. + +Going from Bill stomping to hell & back; to Ultima being able to literally blinking him out of existence. + +And there hasn’t even been any New Media from either Series during all of this, people just have better Media Literacy now, hopefully people understand this with Jiren vs Martin Manhunter +--- 137031135 +>>137031076 +>people just have media literacy now + +Kek no they dont! Niggas still think fucking Kratos is multiversal despite being repeatedly smacked in the face both in game and out that thats bullshit +--- 137031205 +>>137031011 +>900$ comission +Holy fuck this man's autism rivals that of listtroon, if not even surpasses her him +--- 137031209 +>>137029356 +>Godzilla vs Gamers +Godzilla is gonna get FUCKED live on tv. +--- 137031221 +>>137030869 +>the unbeatable demon slayer +>the devil of control +>the one punch man +>the untouchable god of death +>the legendary super saiyan +>the strongest sorcerer in the world +>the inhuman ogre +>and Joey +--- 137031245 +>>137029137 +Stomp. Blackbeard is at the very least above Law who even a weaker Law was able to cut a mountain in half not to mention has darkness portals on his side. +--- 137031276 +>>137031221 +Joey is the luckiest and if I recall right was managing to no sell reality warping hax +--- 137031295 +>>137031221 +I fail to see the problem. +--- 137031296 +>>137031245 +Inb4 "b-but K Rool scales to DK who did thr moon punch!" +--- 137031306 +>>137022770 +I prefer Treasure Knight or Ridley +Ridley is a really good one that gets ragged on for no reason other then cognitive bias against smash related matchups +--- 137031325 +>>137030869 +Bobobobo beats them all +--- 137031358 +>>137031011 +Honestly it seems like 90% of all crossover fanfiction is just [whichever series the author likes] styling on everyone else. +--- 137031394 +>>137031221 +They'll never see Kunai with Chain coming! +--- 137031415 +>>137031358 +Untrue +Most of it is so subtle that you'd have to be a schizo to notice +--- 137031435 +>>137031296 +>Implying he doesn't +--- 137031443 +>>137031358 +That's Godzilla +--- 137031464 +>>137030869 +>A bunch of fodder against CHADku and CHADjiro +Making gets RAPED +--- 137031468 +>>137031443 +I was talking in general. +That kinda cringe is expected from most fan made crossovers. +--- 137031476 +>>137031435 +A. It's clearly a smaller moon than ours, and B. Nothing says the Returns games take place after K.Rool is long gone and DK grew stronger. +--- 137031538 +>>137031435 +The "moon" was barely island sized +--- 137031550 +>>137031468 +Death isn't like most fan made crossovers +--- 137031570 +>>137031476 +>>137031538 +I didn't say anything about the moon size +--- 137031571 +>>137031221 +All of em fold to Time Wizard! +--- 137031600 +>>137031476 +K. Rool only loses because of the black holes blackbeard can make +--- 137031639 +>>137031600 +His Haki also bypasses K.Rools durability. +--- 137031862 +When is this starting again? I want to get back to shitting on their bad animation and bias. +--- 137031881 +>>137009224 +Actually no. Millennia wins since she is hotter. +>But muh feats +No one cares. Sf is crazy inconsistent. +>But juri scales to bison +All the mk characters scale to each other too, hit you don't see them bringing it up. + +Seriously I wonder why sf fans always have this obsession to one up mortal kombat. Truly pathetic. +--- 137031919 +>>137031862 +18 days from now. +--- 137031923 +>>137031881 +They're pissed because MK won in the long run. +--- 137031929 +>>137031862 +May 22, though I'm assuming that it'll come out on roosterteeth a day before. +>>137031881 +>Millennia wins since she is hotter. +Stopped reading there you don't need any more argument after it. +--- 137032009 +>>137031923 +I want to see Bigfoot vs Siren Head and have them use feats from this +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMGXF5e7530 [Embed] +--- 137032022 +>>137023106 +Closest matchup that was thought of for a long time. I don't know who they should actually face + +Plus they have to be relevant or one has to have some serious starpower to carry the other one so no obscure character from a 70s anime. +--- 137032100 +>>137029469 +Hulk vs z broly was a major rivalry back in the day. +Vegeta vs Thor +--- 137032134 +>>137031881 +>Seriously I wonder why sf fans always have this obsession to one up mortal kombat. +Small dog syndrome. Despite the FGC constantly evangelizing Crapcum fighters, pushing SF as "the first fighting game" [it wasn't] and waxing poetical about the unmatched skill required, MK mogs them effortlessly every time, and it eats them up inside that no matter how long they spend in training mode all their "expertise" amounts to being a show animal in Crapcum's circus- which is, despite everything, still only the second-biggest show in town. +--- 137032189 +>>137030869 +MOONLEVELtama dies first. (CATLEVELtama durability) +--- 137032386 +>>137031394 +>He hits Goku with A Devil Dice with a Six Roll and this actually fucks him over +--- 137032396 +>>137032189 +outerversal level cat +--- 137032573 +>>137032134 +The only fgc faggot I can name connected to MK is fucking SonicFox. At least SF has Daigo and Infiltration and Justin Wong repping them and aren't trooned +--- 137032751 +Who wins? +--- 137032789 +Holy shit Tahu is strong as shit with the Golden Armor. Assuming he's using level 5 of all known Kraata, he can do shit like +>Strike the smallest target at a great distance or in any environment or condition. +>Instantly adapt to take maximum advantage of any condition or situation. +>Become completely invisible in any environment. +>Have complete control over his own density and that of any object in physical contact +>Reduce even protodermis to dust. +>Become impossible to physically strike, no matter how swiftly or powerfully. +>Use gravity control to crush any object in visual range. +>Drain the strength of another and add it to his own. +>Create and control multiple realistic illusions anywhere within sight. +>Become absolutely invulnerable to physical harm of any kind. +>Use magnetic powers strong enough to tear a slab of protodermis in two. +>Utterly disintegrate any inorganic object with a touch. +>Instantly melt any object into vapor. +>Have total control over his own shape +>Completely stop all movement in a small area. +And that's not even all of it +Situational? Yes. Broken as shit? Also yes +--- 137032870 +>>137032573 +Don't forget SF gave us the living meme that is LTG +--- 137032963 +>>137032751 +The west +--- 137033993 +What is the most iconic Death Battle? +--- 137034138 +>>137033993 +What kind of question is that? +--- 137034271 +>>137033993 +Sun Wukong vs Hercules 2013 +--- 137034385 +>>137033993 +Pretty sure that someone already said it. It all comes back to Goku vs Superman. +--- 137034789 +>>137031464 +Makima outhaxes all of DBZ you chud they can't do shit to conceptual beings +--- 137034806 +>>137034789 +SHITkima jobs to BBC ( Big Bejita Cock). +--- 137034898 +>>137033993 +funny how close Deadpool vs Deathstroke got +--- 137034921 +>>137034898 +Damn. Look at those views. +--- 137034927 +Cloverfield Kishin gives that fucker some feats +--- 137035052 +>>137031881 +>>137031929 +>>137031923 + +Juri doesnt scale to Bison. Bison beat her up even with the super eye that empowers her. + +Juri has exactly 2 major feats that put her above the fodder in the post i made above. +Post-getting her eye removed Juri is just as strong if not a bit stronger than Base Ken and the rest of Karin's shadaloo invading party. +(With a minor scaling chain if you consider her maybe being stronger than Sakura (Who beat up Zangief in an aftermath clip) + +Mileena got no feats in her entire story aside of hurting Reiko with help from others and dying to Devorah, who gets beat up by Scorpion and other characters Johnny beats up with his sub bullet level reaction speed. +--- 137035095 +>>137035052 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKgcCM6UgYE [Embed] Mileena death + +Also Juri has actual martial arts training and a far, far superior win record against other enhanced humans (the dolls) and master martial artists (Chunners, cammy, seth, etc, etc.) + +Also you must be blind to think Mileena is hotter. +--- 137035141 +>>137010875 +Palpatine vs The Fallen (Bayverse) +--- 137035156 +>>137034898 +Damn the power gap between 2 and 3 +--- 137035165 +>>137035095 +I may be blind, but my heart isn't. +--- 137035206 +>>137035165 +Since the episode is inevitable, guess we'll see who ends up stepping on who. +--- 137035255 +>>137035206 +Ill conceede that Juri would look a lot better with mileena's haircut rather than her weird Jolyne thing. +--- 137035315 +>>137034898 +It was amazing to see Spider-Man beat the shit out of Batman. Still the most based episode. +--- 137035330 +>>137033993 +I mean its going to be Goku VS Superman. Balrog VS TJ is the best one though +--- 137035341 +>>137035206 +Mileena scales higher so she's probably going to win. Juri would lose her foot if she put it near Mileena's face +--- 137035376 +>>137035341 +Explain how Mileena scales to anyone. +--- 137035437 +>>137035315 +Best episode next to of season 1 imo (next to Mario vs Sonic) +--- 137035459 +>Proves that Goku's archetype is stronger than Superman's archetype +Has any DB make /co/ seethed more? +--- 137035477 +>>137035376 +she's kitana's jobber clone so liam will probably scale her to shao kahn +--- 137035489 +>>137035459 +superman doesn't deserve to be called a heracles archetype +--- 137035512 +>>137009684 + +>Caused the Prime field War, which was the equivalent of WW3 with super nukes just to give the middle finger to Amaterasu + +>murdered a nun and burned down her church because her magic made him ill + +>Cutting the arm off a child she was caring for, then cackling while dangling it in front of him before kidnapping his siblings. + +>Instigating a civil war then establishing a global dictatorship, with one of the aforementioned siblings now possessed by death herself acting as the leader. + +>basically either directly or indirectly responsible for almost every bad thing that happens to the world and the rest of BB's cast, across thousands of timelines. + +Yuuki Terumi: The God of Warcrimes +--- 137035539 +>>137035459 +>Has any DB make /co/ seethed more? +Ben VS Hal +The buildup weeks to Wally VS Archie Sonic when the DCfags went maximum schizo haunting the death battle discord and a bunch of other people showed up trolling +Mayyybe Dio VS Alucard? Though that was more near universal disgust to Swank and somehow ending up even worse than people were predicting based on his blog. +--- 137035579 +>>137035376 +Because, she did exactly jack shit in OT and in the NT, she CANONICALLY lost to Dvorah, who loses to scorpion, who loses to Johnny even when teaming up with Sub Zero. + +And Johnny also almost died to bullets he did not see coming from Kano and has zero and is shown to be comparable if not a tad weaker than Jax, whose only shown feat is pushing demons around. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXLoV56n_eA&list=PL1sDgbmgSB3FcKJL_3h-WbEaEsOiBWBj6&t=262s [Embed] + +>>137035477 +She has never defeated Kitana, and they flat out ignored Kitana killing shao kahn in the akuma episode. +Also in that episode, they say his magics and haxes are what are planet /low multiversal level, not his physicals. + +In short, i do not see her having any wincons in this without using non canon stuff or versus mode. +--- 137035614 +>>137035539 +Boy the Ben vs Hal era was something else. +--- 137035693 +>>137035579 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezsPJTplu_0 [Embed] god damnit i forgot to link the video of johnny jobbing to bullets +--- 137035849 +>>137035579 +>they flat out ignored Kitana killing shao kahn in the akuma episode. +Kitana had nothing to do with that episode so why does this surprise you? Liam seems to have a thing for mortal kombat and akuma honestly should've beaten shao kahn but that's the way it is. so i wouldn't put it past him and i straight up think that's what they'd do, scale mileena to kitana and kitana to shao kahn. never mind that kitana isn't a physically nasty beast with sorcery on top of that like shao kahn is so she shouldn't scale to him regardless +--- 137035894 +>>137035849 +Well, they obviously didnt include it because it makes Shao look absolutely pathetic. +They also did not include tsung tearing his soul out of him (and that killed him) either because that just proves he has no resistance to being soul haxed. + +The whole episode wanks Shao to the point it makes all of their other MK episodes make no sense if Liu Kang and Kitana are now planet to low multiversal with their physicals alone. +--- 137035909 +>>137034898 +>all Season 1 and 2 episodes +based +--- 137035930 +>>137035894 +Liu Kang at least has the recent fire god / kronika shit but yeah Shao VS Akuma was bullshit +--- 137035979 +>>137035459 +yes and it's not even close. wally vs sonic and hal vs ben were exponentially worse +--- 137035998 +>>137035459 +>Has any DB make /co/ seethed more? +>/co/ +Why're we suddenly trying to revise history? Otto and his gaggle of fanboys were shitting themselves over the result. Also, Ben vs Hal did way more damage, even though both Ben and Hal are /co/, which I guess doesn't matter to you since neither Hercules nor Wukong are /co/. +--- 137036018 +>>137035930 +Yeah, but it was MK2 Liu Kang who almost killed Shao and a very human and not even empowered MK3 Liu who killed Shao. + +The major thing is, Mileena has no feats. She has never beaten Kitana in either continuity. +Juri at least has a pretty solid superiority to most of the cast and actual calculable feats. +--- 137036207 +>>137035539 +>we'll never have a buildup week as chaotic and entertaining as Wally vs Sonic ever again +bros… +--- 137036235 +>>137036207 +Not true. Bill vs Chaos Horse is happening remember, and that shit was chaotic enough for the DB team to ban ALL discussion of the MU on their server because people were presumably trying to dox others. +Personally, I'm looking forward to the insanity. +--- 137036259 +>>137036235 +He's referring to /co/. Most people here agree Chaos Horse takes that match since he basically does everything Bill does but better on top of having a hard counter if Bill tries going into his mindscape +--- 137036275 +>>137036259 +I was implying that if the autism was dense there then it's going to be even more concentrated here, where we have a dedicated p*ny board that will 100% enter these threads when the fight is fully announced. +--- 137036388 +>>137036207 +Never say never, anon. The power of autism works in mysterious ways. + +What episode could generate more bullshit leading up to its airing like Wally vs Sonic though? +--- 137036423 +>>137036388 +Any Homestuck matchup. Especially Lord English VS Prime +--- 137036451 +>>137036423 +Shit, I hope this happens. The autism storm would be legendary. +--- 137037044 +>>137036451 +Based on what metric? +--- 137037116 +>>137009691 +Gara +--- 137037204 +>>137036423 +>Any Homestuck matchup. Especially Lord English VS Prime +The shit show would be amazing +--- 137037247 +>>137004368 +What are Vin's powers and could she do anything against khepri? +--- 137037269 +>>137036207 +I dunno the Vegito vs Omegamon lead up might be a dumpster fire. People still be underestimating Digimon. +--- 137037289 +>>137036388 +it has to be a DC Herald episode against a non-Marvel character where the DC character has a chance of losing +--- 137037329 +>>137031923 +>They're pissed because MK won in the long run. + +Otto you can't actually believe this. MK rebooted its entire timeline twice within the spawn of three games and the last game was held together by Ed Boon's obsession with 80s action movie characters as DLC. +--- 137037332 +>>137037289 +>Where the DC character has a chance of losing +>Implying +Physically impossible +--- 137037531 +>>137037247 +Vin expends metals to do vaguely thematic magic. One of them is able to interfere with people trying to mind control her. She also controls metals, Magneto-style. +https://coppermind.net/wiki/Vin +Her final form is kind of her ascending to godhood, in which state Death Battle would probably put her at planet level or something. In any event, Skitter isn't her most thematic opponent anyways. Vin should probably fight Catherine Foundling, fellow orphan that becomes a bullshit nightmare. +https://abridged-guide-to-evil.fandom.com/wiki/Catherine_Foundling +I think if they use Skitter they really should try her against Ladybug. That track somehow only has 2k less views than the one with Ladybug against Spider-Man. It's a better matchup thematically, as well. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfs-FzqZeG4 [Embed] +--- 137037918 +>>137035141 +--- 137038065 +>>137037289 +So wait for Doomsday vs 682 then huh, would certainly be a interesting week if it were to happen +--- 137038197 +>>137037531 +Just two heros fighting each other +--- 137038238 +>>137038065 +Otto, if you may +--- 137038249 +Who the hell would they even fight? +--- 137038259 +>>137038249 +Peppa Pig +--- 137038503 +>>137037918 +Thanks +--- 137038521 +>>137036388 +..... kirby vs game sonic maybe? +for the post fight fallous maybe master chief vs doom slayer if the chief wins? you'll catch me howling at the moon and shaking swan's hand if that happens +--- 137038590 +>>137036388 +Kyle vs Simon especially if Kyle wins +--- 137038648 +>>137038590 +I feel like Simon winning would cause more shit here, since DC fags have pretty claimed victory on that one for a year now. If it turned out that Simon wins, it would cause a massive reaction here. +--- 137038672 +>>137038648 +Yeah, it kind of would +--- 137038787 +>>137038065 +Doomsday VS 682 would just come down to a similar Superman VS Goku 2 excuse assuming no bias. + +>One only adapts when he dies +>The other just adapts all the time with no limits and doesn't die. +--- 137038835 +>>137004154 (OP) +in what stupid universe does the fucking ATOM lose to the ant-whisperer? sorry, MCU shit is a rip-off of the Atom hard fucking core, fuck disney marvel. +--- 137038914 +>>137038835 +Anon, you'll make the DisneyKIDS cry +--- 137038923 +It's over for Light +--- 137038930 +>>137038835 +>"Noooooo my trash capeshit jew character is better!!!" +--- 137038994 +>>137038930 +>this post +>now +>in this thread +Time for a new one +--- 137039069 +>>137038994 +way ahead of you anon +--- 137039098 +>>137038787 +682's adaptations only scale based on the threat and only enough to keep him alive, it's why regular ass acid can contain him. He'd only get a stronger regeneration and that's about it. It would be an eternal stalemate. It's what happened when he fought 096. diff --git a/co/137006055.txt b/co/137006055.txt index a29f586568a912ad3567d4954d44b122c671db2f..b4b8a545add66643410aaaaea6fa2916f6fe270b 100644 --- a/co/137006055.txt +++ b/co/137006055.txt @@ -425,10 +425,6 @@ It's literally in his name. Like Supreme or Miracleman, the essence is that he's >>137008551 I hate all of Batman's numerous hangers-on, even though most all of them are white. They are just useless distractions and writers trying to "leave a mark" on a character that isn't theirs. ---- 137008596 ->>137008551 ->you're just racist -Yeah and? We won and keep winning --- 137008598 >>137006136 >Whitey Murphy @@ -1050,3 +1046,617 @@ She's going to make another Briellion and there's NOTHING you can do to stop it --- 137020974 >>137020669 About 200 of those are "not muh" +--- 137021209 +I saw some concept art from a warner bros employee that suggests they're making a cartoon based off the movie characters. I won't post it because I don't want to get the artist in trouble but it exists +--- 137021253 +>>137021151 +this is the only thing that could make /co/ like Captain Carol +--- 137021264 +>>137021253 +Carol is the queen of /co/ already. +Anyway hope you like your book Billyfriends! Or if you don't hope somebody else gets one soon? +--- 137021280 +>>137021151 +The Big Red Cheesecake. +--- 137021294 +>>137021209 +>a cartoon based off the movie characters +Anon, the characters from the movie were mostly all ripped from the comics, except for the villains in the second movie. +--- 137021326 +So how does Mary still have powers? +--- 137021337 +>>137021264 +plz restrain your cope to your weekly containment threads +--- 137021341 +>>137021264 +I for one enjoyed the first issue, it brought back a lot of Classic elements and whimsy that had been missing from Johns' version of the character, Waid is definitely an improvement, and I'm hopeful for the future issues. +It just fucking sucks that we're gonna have to wait until September because of Knight Terrors. +--- 137021442 +>>137021326 +Because of Lazarus Planet: Revenge of the Gods +Basically she was such a strong and heckin' valid woman by helping in the fight, the Goddesses decided to give her powers of her own so she won't have to share with Billy, her new Pantheon is: +>The Agility of Selene +>The Strength of Hippolyta +>The Stamina of Artemis +>The Flight of Zephyrus +>The Invulnerability of Aurora +>The Wisdom of Minerva +That's how she gets to have powers while the others don't, they also aren't shareable anymore after Lazarus Planet, so that's why Freddy and the others are left unpowered, for now at least. +--- 137021461 +>>137021151 +>that subtle text edit +--- 137021481 +>>137021442 +So basically like her original pantheon +--- 137021554 +>>137021341 +>It just fucking sucks that we're gonna have to wait until September because of Knight Terrors. +DC does full hiatuses of their ongoings for events? +--- 137021633 +>>137021481 +Close, they completely ditched Ariadne, and changed some of the traits, like instead of getting Aurora's Beauty, she now gets Invincibility, which is honestly way better, Mary is already naturally pretty, she doesn't need magic for that. +>>137021554 +I believe the only other times they've done it was for Convergence and Future State, when they were changing offices. +--- 137021659 +>>137021442 +>The Strength of Hippolyta +I didn't think she was a goddess +--- 137021687 +>>137021659 +She's a Demigod or something, that's close enough, right? +--- 137021771 +>>137021687 +Daughter of Ares, or is that not a thing in DC? +--- 137021776 +>>137021280 +--- 137021805 +>>137021687 +I guess man, Hercules is a demigod I think +--- 137021878 +>>137021771 +Was a thing Pre-Flashpoint, I don't think it's the case nowadays anymore, but she's still an Amazon and Wonder Woman's mommy after all, so if Diana is a Demigod, Hippolyta probably is too. +>>137021805 +I believe Hercules actually ascends to Godhood after his death, as the God of strength and heroes. +--- 137022816 +>>137006881 +I blame Zeus. +--- 137022830 +>>137021659 +>>137021687 +Bruh, Achilles and Solomon aren't gods +--- 137023402 +>>137022830 +Yeah, it's always been gods and heroes, not just gods. +--- 137023556 +>>137009908 +Where did they start calling her Mary Marvel again? +--- 137023571 +>>137011255 +Waid has already said they’ll come back with powers eventually. +--- 137023738 +Why is Waids batting average so much higher at DC than Marvel? +--- 137023761 +>>137023738 +he likes the characters more? +--- 137023929 +>>137019254 +Mr mind should have been involved in black adam, just like he did in the comic the movie adapted. +--- 137025112 +>>137020974 +>>137020669 +You are both fucking retarded, almost everyone is happy and optimistic, only shitting in this thread is against Geoff Johns +--- 137025199 +>>137023571 +>Waid has already said they’ll come back with powers eventually. +Yes, when the movie that featured them was coming out, now that flopped, the Shazam movies are dead and there's no pressure for them to comeback beyond being diversity hires, and they can play that role as background characters, Waid has no reason to care about them anymore, as long as they dont get killed nobody will complain, be realistic, they are not popular, the tiny captain marvel fanbase hates them, have next to zero character development and Waid has no emotional or nostalgic attachment to them +--- 137025223 +>>137025199 +>>137023571 +I just hope he uses them as the modern lieutenants. No need for them to be able to control the power but cap should be able to share it. +--- 137025321 +I’m actually fine with it just being Billy and Mary. Other kids are inoffensive but lacking in long term appeal. Also wild thought: why not make Freddy a villain? +--- 137025369 +>>137025321 +>why not make Freddy a villain? +Because he's a hero stupid. +--- 137025377 +>>137025199 +Sounds to me like you're projecting your feelings about the characters on Waid lmao +--- 137025389 +>>137025369 +At the very least an antagonist that comes back around later like a Jason Todd situation (though not as edgy). Think about it: Freddy’s frustrated, his body fails him, he got a taste of power and May start resenting Billy for not doing enough to get his powers back. He’s a kid, he’s allowed to feel that way. At the very least it’s an excuse to explore a new power set +--- 137025409 +What if the remaining Shazamily just fuse together into one hero like Flashpoints Captain Thunder? +--- 137025413 +>>137025389 +That'd be out of character for Freddy, no one should turn evil. +--- 137025423 +>>137025409 +That'd be weird, I think most of their fans would prefer if they could all be heroes as separate characters. +--- 137025428 +>>137025413 +I said antagonist, not evil +--- 137025448 +>>137025423 +Why would it be weird? There are New Gods who do that. Plus as of right now those 3 are basically non entities with no real huge following or draw. People would rather just read Billy or Mary. Heck I could even leave Freddy if we’re being honest +--- 137025467 +>>137021341 +>the whimsy is back! +Eat shit +--- 137025488 +>>137025377 +Yes. Im projecting that a 60 years old Mark Waid doesnt have nostalgia over characters introduced in 2013... You are retarded. +--- 137025494 +>>137025428 +Okay, none of them should turn into antagonists. +--- 137025506 +>>137025409 +Could work. +--- 137025517 +>>137025494 +Because god forbid we have character conflict or Freddy acting like a kid in his situation might be +--- 137025523 +>>137025448 +>Plus as of right now those 3 are basically non entities with no real huge following or draw. +Which is exactly why they would most likely try to develop them rather than just ditch the 3 new characters and merge them into 1, you may not like them, but they do have some fans, and they could have more if handled better. +--- 137025539 +>>137025517 +Yes, we already have Black Adam and other actual antagonists, they should also bring back Osiris if we want a young villain. +--- 137025545 +>>137022830 +>>137023402 +Damn, you right my bad senpai +--- 137025565 +>>137025488 +Yes, because you're acting like you know exactly how Waid feels, he is likelier to make them fit into his own view of the franchise rather than just ignore them because they're not the characters he grew up with, he's not like you. +--- 137025575 +>>137025488 +Not that anon but you are definitely projecting your animosity towards the Shazamily Kids on him. +And can I just say, you are in the minority opinion here about the kids. Most people at the very most would view them as obvious maximum appeal to kids which is inoffensive considering it's an IP aiming to be kid friendly +--- 137025576 +>>137025523 +I’m not saying they’re unsalvageable, I’m giving them a new gimmick. Why have 3 more heroes with the exact same power set? The merging thing is not only cool, but provides character conflict and already has a precedent. It’s like how Firestorm has internal squabbles, only now it’s 3 kids helming a magical being learning to work together. Darci is kindness while Pedro embraces the boastful courage. See what I mean? +--- 137025592 +>>137025539 +There’s a big difference between Black Fucking Adam and Freddy butting heads with Billy. And again, we could possibly explore new powers with Freddy +--- 137025633 +>>137025576 +>Why have 3 more heroes with the exact same power set? +They don't have to have the same power set, even before this, Johns played with the idea of the kids having their own speciality, like Darla mainly using speed or Eugene talking to technology, he just never expanded on that, if we're lucky, Waid will handle it better. +>The merging thing is not only cool +Eh, I don't think it's that cool, you ask me, it takes agency away from at least 2 of the kids at best, or just turns them into 1 completely new character at worst, and that doesn't really sound good to me. +>It’s like how Firestorm has internal squabbles, only now it’s 3 kids helming a magical being learning to work together. +Works for Firestorm because that's their whole deal, but I think it'd be better if the kids could actually stay as their own separate persons. +--- 137025639 +>>137025575 +>you are in the minority opinion +Sorry Johnsfag, but clearly I'm not. +>ost people at the very most would view them as obvious maximum appeal to kids +Bullshit. The diversity kids were created to appeal to Hollywood executives, they were check boxes, not characters, kids dont care about them. +--- 137025664 +>>137025592 +I just don't want more hero vs hero stories, Freddy is a good kid, he wouldn't resent Billy or the fact that he's a cripple. +Also, Freddy can get new powers if he stays good too, no need to make up a conflict with Billy for that. +--- 137025678 +>>137025633 +But that’s just watering down what Billy already does. Id rather explore a previous idea already touched on and the magical mishaps you can write around that. Like what if this hero “vessel” changed colors to do those specialties you described? Turn purple, Darla is at the wheel speeding around. Being turns green, it’s Pedro lifting a bus. +--- 137025688 +>>137025575 +It's honestly kinda funny to me how much the diversity kids make some seethe, I wonder if they'd be this upset if Mary and Freddy were new characters too. +--- 137025699 +>>137025664 +I disagree, and I think you’re letting outside factors sway you on good storytelling right on the table +--- 137025700 +>>137025639 +>kids dont care about them. +And you would know because you're an expert on kids I guess? +--- 137025716 +>>137025688 +New chiming in on the conversation here, I really REALLY don’t get the appeal of Freddy. It feels like this common fandom thing where seniority suddenly makes an idea somehow good by default +--- 137025728 +>>137025688 +If Freddy was new they would be constantly saying how he's gonna be Billy's boyfriend. +--- 137025737 +>>137025678 +Sorry but I'd rather just actually have them be their own separate heroes, not some amalgam. +Also, it'd be kinda weird that the three non-white kids fuse into 1 hero while the white ones don't lmao, I feel like people would call that racist, it would also probably be wise to let them stay separate to avoid that. +--- 137025760 +>>137025699 +Well, agree to disagree, I don't think what you said makes sense for Freddy's character, not right now at least since they've already established he's not upset with Billy about losing his powers. +--- 137025781 +>>137025737 +But they’re redundant and suck as they are now. +>Racist +See when your mind goes straight to that, one could assume you yourself are racist. +--- 137025790 +>>137025639 +Why wouldn't kids care about them though? Don't project your weird contrarian ideas onto kids bro because that's basically a type of grooming. +--- 137025795 +>>137025688 +That’s not analogous at all. Mary and Freddy have existed since before you grandparents were born. +--- 137025802 +>>137023738 +Waid is a 60 year old man, him writing generic teenagers doesn't work. His non-teen stuff at marvel wasn't nearly as bad as his Champions and Avengers run. His Damian is better than his marvel teenagers because Damian doesn't act like a generic teenage hero, and his teenaged Dick Grayson in World's Finest is good because it's just a more modern 60s/70s Dick Grayson. + +We'll see if Waid is still cringe at writing teens in his Teen Titans mini. And even then I can kind of give him leeway considering the 60s/70s Titans were painful to read due to the awful slang of the time so really he would just be continuing tradition. +--- 137025810 +>>137025409 +You mean like the forever people, which that was a reference to +--- 137025811 +>>137025795 +I know, it's a hypothetical question genius, they have seniority, I'm wondering if you guys would also dislike them if they didn't. +--- 137025821 +>>137025795 +I don't know how you think that matters to today's audience. +--- 137025842 +>>137025810 +Yeah them, they form Infinity Man. Couldn’t think of the name, thank you. So why can’t we just have a magic infinity man situation with the remaining 3? +--- 137025855 +>>137025781 +>But they’re redundant and suck as they are now. +Then it's Waid's job to fix that, my hope is that they get their own blessings separate from Billy and Mary, like maybe Darla only gets blessed by Hermes or something. +>See when your mind goes straight to that, one could assume you yourself are racist. +Well, who said I wasn't racist? My point is that grouping the three non-white characters and effectively turning them all into 1 character kinda loooks like they’re trying to downplay them, so yeah, that can be seen as racist, and if I were DC, I would try to avoid that. +--- 137025864 +>>137025781 +They're not redundant at all though because each of them fills a different role. +Like a story about Darla wouldn't be interchangeable as a story about Pedro because those are different characters. +--- 137025881 +>>137025842 +Well technically they don't form infinity man as so much let infinity man swap spaces from a null like dimension. +--- 137025887 +>>137025700 +>And you would know because you're an expert on kids I guess? +I would know because the movies flopped and there's ZERO demand for merch, the characters fail to become popular. You are delusional, Geoff Johns Shazam comics did ok with Geoff Johns fans, the series wasnt a big hit. +>>137025790 +How well did the diversity kids toys sell? +--- 137025890 +>>137025688 +They'd think Freddy is there to turn Billy gay and that Mary is feminist propaganda +--- 137025905 +>>137025864 +>Like a story about Darla wouldn't be interchangeable as a story about Pedro because those are different characters. +Neither of them have any personality beyond being gay or black +--- 137025920 +>>137025905 +That is not completely true, at least for Darla, she's the pure innocent girl right now since Mary isn't, she's definitely different from Pedro. +--- 137025933 +>>137025905 +See that's you being disingenuous because Pedro is shy while Darla is excitable. +If you can't admit that then you're a liar. +--- 137025940 +>>137025864 +How are they not fucking redundant, anon? Piece mealing Billy’s powers isn’t interesting, and the specialty thing isn’t even a focal point since they default to just normal Captain Marvel stuff +>>137025881 +Right which in some incarnations of Captain Marvel Billy swapped places with a being +--- 137025948 +>>137025887 +I'm not talking about movie or merch sales anon, I'm talking about the actual characters and how they do have their fans, even if they're not many, they have resonated with some people. +I also think you're letting your opinion on them affect your judgement. +--- 137025964 +I love how people are refuting the new additions are unique and memorable when not ONE person has mentioned the Asian kid by name +--- 137025971 +>>137025940 +This may surprise you anon, but characters are more than just their powers. +--- 137025977 +>>137025940 +A better question is how they are redundant? +--- 137025987 +>>137025964 +Eugene, there happy? +--- 137025992 +>>137019313 +He is popular so he gets hate. I do think his art in world finest looks very rushed tho +--- 137025995 +>>137025964 +I have mentioned Eugene multiple times lol +I'm not gonna pretend like Johns made them super deep and complex character, but he did at least give them some superficial traits that can be expanded upon. +--- 137025999 +>>137025971 +I never said they didn’t have personalities, that’s not what we’re discussing. I’m calling their hero gimmicks redundant. +>>137025977 +Because they do everything Billy and Mary already do, but just wear different colors +--- 137026006 +>>137025940 +Do you not understand how you're also arguing that Freddy and Mary are redundant? +--- 137026018 +>>137025999 +You just called them redundant in general, and we said their personalities are what make them not redundant. +You might as well say all GLs are redundant. +--- 137026033 +>>137026006 +Mary is the original female variant, she’s fine. I could toss Freddy honestly unless he gets a new gimmick. Keep in mind I’m not asking Darla, Pedro, and Eugene erased entirely, just finding new powers/gimmicks to stand out +--- 137026063 +>>137026033 +>I’m not asking Darla, Pedro, and Eugene erased entirely, just finding new powers/gimmicks to stand out +Well, we both agree on that! +--- 137026064 +>>137026033 +Well they can have a new gimmick without needing to sacrifice their individual characters so this merging to form a superbeing wouldn't be the way I go. +--- 137026070 +>>137026018 +>We said their personalities +Which is you trying to shift the conversation +>Green Lanterns +A false equivalency and you know it. But let’s pretend it’s the same situation (which it isn’t), at least Green Lanterns have personalized flair represented in their powers. Darla, Pedro, and Eugene don’t. Doing one of the Shazam powers, and not even shown to do them exceptionally well by comparison, is not interesting +--- 137026080 +>>137023556 +In the backup of Wonder Woman #798. +--- 137026098 +>>137026063 +>>137026064 +The fusion/champion swap thing is not only a precedent, but also requires teamwork and streamlined the whole thing. It’s just way easier than just working THREE characters and hoping something sticks +--- 137026114 +>>137026098 +Well, who said we had to take the easy way? +--- 137026173 +>>137026114 +Alright come up with 3 gimmicks for those characters and what they could bring to the table +--- 137026179 +>>137026070 +>Which is you trying to shift the conversation +I mean, it's obvious we're talking about different types of redundancy here, I don't disagree that there's not much to them right now, and that ideally they would have more unique powersets, but their personalities are all unique among them and it's not like Eugene is just like Freddy or Darla is just like Mary. +>A false equivalency and you know it. But let’s pretend it’s the same situation (which it isn’t), at least Green Lanterns have personalized flair represented in their powers. +Well, what about the Kryptonians? Or the Speedsters? Or the Amazons? Or all the non-powered Batman vigilantes? Are all those also not similar? +>Darla, Pedro, and Eugene don’t. Doing one of the Shazam powers, and not even shown to do them exceptionally well by comparison, is not interesting +Well, that's all subjective isn't it? We'll just have to wait and see how Waid handles them. +--- 137026189 +>>137026064 +My idea of providing a new gimmick or idea to stand out would be more in the lines of>>137021442 +>>137021633 +Where different patrons of power could different flavors of magical champions like Mary would've been a more witchy champion with her patrons because I would've popped Hecate in there somewhere, have Freddy be a more roguish champion by having Ate the goddess of reckless implulse as one of the A's or Darla being a fairylike champion with Mae as the M? I could go on really but you get the Gist. +--- 137026208 +>>137017313 +based +--- 137026209 +>>137026098 +Streamlining is kinda the problem here because it raises of why you felt it was needed to streamline them in the firstplace. +--- 137026241 +>>137026179 +You know the difference between those examples and here? Introduced gradually over the years with decades of story telling, and in some cases temporary stand ins. Darla, Eugene, and Pedro have no such history. + +I got to be honest anon, your posts don’t feel genuine and more like fabricated opposition just for the sake of arguing. Not accusing you, just how it feels right now. How am I wrong by asking for unique powers and gimmicks, while also frustrated at their debut? I think I’m being more than fair +--- 137026261 +>>137026209 +How? +--- 137026268 +>>137026173 +I'm not a writer dude idfk uhhhhh +>Darla gets unicorn and maybe outright magic spells? Perhaps a straight up magical girl? +>Eugene maybe something to do with the Gamelands from Johns' run? Technomagic maybe? +>Pedro gets some kind of spooky ghost powers or something? +Like I said, I'm not a writer, but I'm sure an actual one like Waid could come up with something, these are just very vague concepts I just came up with right now. +--- 137026301 +>>137026268 +Then don’t act like you know what to do with them, and don’t use hypotheticals as a justification +--- 137026308 +>>137025948 +>i'm talking about the actual characters and how they do have their fans +They dont, specially not among actual Captain Marvel fans who are the audience this series wants to comeback. The people that want more of the kids are the same people that says the name change didnt matter. +--- 137026347 +>>137026241 +>How am I wrong by asking for unique powers and gimmicks, while also frustrated at their debut? I think I’m being more than fair +Never said you were wrong, read my posts, I 100% agree with this statement, I DO want the kids to have more unique powers, and I didn't think Johns gave them good introductions, he didn't even give them hero names. +My point is about their personalities, that's what make them not redundant, which is why I said we were talking about different types of redundancy earlier. +--- 137026352 +>>137026261 +Bro do you not understand the optics of taking Pedro, Eugen, and Darla and just meging them into a lump character? People would obviously, and rightfully so, a rasc...ally lazy writer. +--- 137026372 +>>137026301 +I never said I knew what to do with them lol, just that there's better ways to handle them as their own unique heroes rather than just lumping them all into a single one. +--- 137026379 +>>137026308 +>They dont +Yeah they do. +--- 137026393 +>>137026352 +Works for the Forever People, and no one bitched in Young Justice. Don’t use bullshit theoretical outrage as an argument +--- 137026408 +>>137026308 +I have seen some fans of the kids, mainly of Darla, but Pedro and Eugene also have some, every character is someone's favorite after all. +>not among actual Captain Marvel fans who are the audience this series wants to comeback. +I'd argue this series is probably gonna try to find a compromise, where it's closer to the good old stories, while still incorporating newer elements like the Foster family. +--- 137026420 +>>137026372 +But directly do have that stance when you adamantly ask them to be as they are. You can’t have it both ways, anon. When you say “I don’t want that but I don’t know what I want” you add nothing to the discussion +--- 137026459 +>>137026420 +I mean, I gave you vague examples of what could be done with them >>137026268 +And even then, I don't have to be a writer to give you my opinion on why lumping them all into one hero isn't ideal. +--- 137026488 +>>137026393 +Because the Forever People were always like that, and are also aliens. +Darla, Pedro, and Eugene are kids that have had their own unique hero forms, just turning them all into one would seem lazy, for not wanting to bother with each of them individually, and also kinda racist, for delegating them to not be their own unique heroes like the white members of the family. +--- 137026490 +>>137026393 +Well guess what anon? Darla, Eugene, and Pedro are not The Forever People. Your idea doesn't work, that's why Johns abandoned it as a rough draft. +--- 137026502 +So will Waid finally have Uncle Dudley interact with Darla Dudley? I wonder if Johns planned to make Uncle Marvel black in the New 52. +--- 137026524 +>>137026393 +Of course there's gonna be some outrage about trying to streamline the 3 new Shazam kids into one hero as there's just no good reason to do it because you're effectively erasing three characters just for the sake of one +--- 137026591 +>>137026408 +Why expand on elements of a failed reboot? Why would Waid, who was supposed to write the Captain Marvel part of the Shazam anthology (with simone and Morrison) before Winnick's soft reboot pitch was favored by WB, would rely on Johns hard Reboot? Waid has his own ideas and has been trying to get the IP for 15 years. he may not nuke the entire thing, but you are fooling yourself by believing he will waste pages expanding on the work of others. Winnick desperate attempt to turn Freddy' shazam work failed, Morrison's sole pitch was rejected in favor of Johns movie friendly pitch, and now with the movies being dead Waid can do anything HE wants, and i doubt what he wants is to restore the status quo of the Johns series. +>>137026502 +>Johns planned +Johns has never planned anything in his entire career, he is a dog chasing cars. +--- 137026616 +>>137026591 +>Why expand on elements of a failed reboot? +Because it's the element that people like. +--- 137026727 +>>137026591 +>Why expand on elements of a failed reboot? +Because some people liked them? It's common for failed reboots to still leave their mark in a series, where future writers take good concepts and ideas from it and incorporate them into their writing. +>Why would Waid, who was supposed to write the Captain Marvel part of the Shazam anthology (with simone and Morrison) before Winnick's soft reboot pitch was favored by WB, would rely on Johns hard Reboot? +We already know he's changing some stuff, so he's not completely sticking to the Johns lore. +In >>137006092 for example, the recap Billy does is different from the New 52 origin, where he was running from bullies rather than sleeping in the subway. +>Waid has his own ideas and has been trying to get the IP for 15 years. he may not nuke the entire thing, but you are fooling yourself by believing he will waste pages expanding on the work of others. +I mean, I don't expect the kids to be main characters or something, but I'm sure Waid is going to do something with them at some point. +>and now with the movies being dead Waid can do anything HE wants +Can't call Billy Captain Marvel tho :( +>i doubt what he wants is to restore the status quo of the Johns series. +Never said he would, and that's a good thing, but I do think he's gonna use some elements from it like he said in those interviews. +--- 137026747 +>>137026591 +>Waid, who was supposed to write the Captain Marvel part of the Shazam anthology (with Simone and Morrison) before Winnick's soft reboot pitch was favored by WB +Huh, I never knew about this, I'd like to know more. +--- 137026874 +>>137021442 +...that's a weak-ass pantheon. + +Outside Minerva's WIS, which is meant to be almost exclusively war-related mind you(and she got lucky it was Minerva and not Athena or she would be more a fool), and Zephyr's flight she got powers the goddesses were NOT famous for. + +I mean, Hippolyta's strength would be at best classical demi-god. Like some tons in the best case. +--- 137026915 +>>137026874 +I mean, Hippolyta's an Amazon, so she's probably WW-tier in terms of strength I assume. +--- 137026930 +>>137026874 +Dhould have gotten Hecate's magic or something +--- 137027017 +>>137025389 +this is Captain Marvel, not Miracleman. + +>>137025223 +>>137025576 +it could work with each of them being able to channel most of ONE specific power of the Gods and getting some pieces of the others so they are not complete glass cannons. + +it would force them(and the writer) to be smart about how they use their abilities while still being able to assist Billy + +So, yeah, basically CG He-Man 2021. +--- 137027118 +>>137026874 +>>137026930 +It could be more esoteric. +--- 137027152 +>>137021633 +I like the feminine energy of the trifecta of grace, beauty, and skill. +--- 137027173 +>>137027118 +I liked how this one used the Martian God H'ronmeer, too bad we never got to see Billy use fire powers. +--- 137027227 +>>137027118 +Here's MY ideal Pantheon: +>The Wisdom of Nyame +>The Magic of Isis +>The Spirit of Gitche Manitou +>The Power of Gnowee +>The Health of Endovelicus +>The Strength of Rudra +--- 137027253 +>>137027173 +The Martian God who is also an avatar of Death of the Endless. +--- 137027474 +>>137027017 +No I’d rather they mostly stop showing up aside from like events and a final issue of the arc type of thing here and there. Like the lieutenants. Like I said. +--- 137027630 +Should I pick this up when I go to the shop later today if it's still in stock? I don't want to read it here ahead of time if it's good. I don't know much about Shazam but I know people love World's Finest. +--- 137027676 +>>137027630 +Yes! +--- 137028062 +>>137006160 +Thanks for the story time, OP. I can't believe I actually enjoyed a modern comic. +--- 137028155 +>>137027017 +Doing only one thing Billy can do collectively isnt cool +--- 137028272 +>>137028062 +You should buy it so that DC knows what kind of comics people want. +--- 137028353 +>>137027118 +>It could be more esoteric. +yeah, getting less straight-up physical gifts could be interesting, but it would also be a stereotype "boi has might, grill has magic". + +Then again, it would probably be perfect for Freddy + +>>137028155 +it can be quite cool if they are more skilled at it than him. +They could also work as counter-balance: should The Campion go again out of control like Teth-Adam, his Helpers can stop him by working together. +--- 137028388 +>>137028353 +A stop being such an insufferable faggot +--- 137028409 +>>137028353 +>Then again, it would probably be perfect for Freddy +Freddy's crutch should turn into a weapon when he transforms. +--- 137029123 +>>137028409 +I think a "tool that can be used as a weapon but it's not its primary use" could work better. + + +...which I just realized it would describe a hammer, with Freddy being a lame guy turning into a divine-powered hammer-welding superhero. So I guess maybe? If one can give him something OTHER than a hammer. +--- 137029413 +>>137006136 +>>137006294 +Kek, Waid found a way to get around the "loosely enforced child labor laws" thing from Thunderworld. +--- 137030670 +>>137008427 +Don't hate him but his designs can be very hit and miss +--- 137031509 +Why are so many comic artists latin americans or from italy and spain? +--- 137032840 +>>137006059 +Bump +--- 137033094 +>>137006130 +I love the tiger. it's just fun. +>>137006160 +I can't believe that the panel after this he just started reading off statistics. +--- 137033146 +>>137031509 +US money going further in their countries, also I suspect it's because their video game/movie market isn't as saturated as it is here. A lot of young artists int he US don't even think about doing comics, they want to work on movie or game concept art or if they know comics, it's as manga. +--- 137034143 +>>137006055 (OP) +Wow this storytime thread almost reaching limit, where are You guys at Shazam 2 film? +--- 137034156 +>>137034143 +106 people wouldn't exactly make much of a difference. +--- 137034195 +>>137034143 +Waiting for digital release to make BillyCarol edits. +--- 137034747 +>>137006102 +Gotta love Waid casually changing back the canon. +--- 137034944 +>>137034143 +Not there, because fuck Shazam. I'm a Captain Marvel fan. +--- 137035469 +>>137034944 +Whatever you do, DON'T look at the title of this book. +--- 137036327 +hope you guys can keep a secret and not post this anywhere else +--- 137036662 +>>137036327 +I like the side capes more than the long capes for everyone but Mary. Mary deserves a long cape. +--- 137036725 +>>137036327 +>no other images of this size found +uh.... bros? +--- 137037426 +>>137036327 +is this a leak? +--- 137037435 +>>137036327 +Is this a leak? +--- 137037439 +>>137036327 +Maybe should've waited 'til bump limit +--- 137038180 +>>137036327 +Cute I guess, but concept art doesn't necessarily confirm anything, things can change and/or get canceled mid-production, we may actually get a show or a movie out of this, or we may not, we'll just have to wait and see. +--- 137038793 +I am glad carolfags couldn't ruin this thread +--- 137038837 +>>137038793 +Why would we do that +--- 137038844 +>>137038793 +why would you taunt fate, you fool. +--- 137038988 +Not a bad start but I expected to see Garguax. +--- 137039172 +>>137038988 +He's busy at the moment. He's on a vacay patrol diff --git a/co/137006138.txt b/co/137006138.txt index 487dd4cf1a08308058bfb4898272baa9a7b30bf3..8ae610df71969a8d522512711ec2aa4a5ca7b8f9 100644 --- a/co/137006138.txt +++ b/co/137006138.txt @@ -221,3 +221,256 @@ looks more like Marceline tbdesu >>137007639 it better be like that or else it's airlock for the bug +--- 137022021 +>>137006737 +before 95 even... for some of us, at least +--- 137022098 +>>137006138 (OP) +a lot. it was as funny and entertaining as the cartoon. too bad it ended +--- 137022148 +>>137006138 (OP) +I both love it for the fun inventiveness of Jhonen's sort of kiddie "Tim Burton" style, which was unique (enough) back then and still iconic for what it is. The colors, music, voice acting, and so on are all great and fun. But also... + +I also think it's pretty overrated these days. It was unlike other mainstream animation because of its Indie Comics sensibility, but not NEARLY as special if you were actually a big fan of indie comics and actually reading a lot of say Slave Labor Graphics in the 1980s and the 1990s instead of watching I dunno regular cartoons. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the novelty doesn't hold as much coming in from the world this cartoon came from (indy comics), if that makes any sense. It's still fun, but I don't know if I would say it's that best that whole sensibility has to offer, either. And there was a TON of that stuff! + +I think it's very of the moment and had begun to wear really thin a good bit before the show actually ended. Gaz Taster of Pork and Mortos der Soulstealer for example were really weak. Who knows, maybe it could have recaptured the magic or even blown everything that came before out of the water and risen to a whole new level, or maybe this was something pretty simple that only had one good season in it. + +Also yes the fanbase was pretty obnoxious a lot of the time and its "lolsorandumb" influence on other shows and other fandoms were mostly very negative, even when it was great with IZ itself, it was awful to see in everything else for some reason. Its influence has aged horribly, it feels like newer media and fandoms only copy the worst and most irritating "holds up sprok lolulz XP" parts of IZ and can't match the good parts. +--- 137022165 +>>137012332 +My Hot Topic still has IZ merch. And 10 year old Gorillaz merch. +--- 137022422 +> My town has no hot topic +It's over, I should just ACK! myself. +--- 137022433 +>>137017971 +he's the most normal human being in this universe, for better or worse +--- 137022470 +>>137006138 (OP) +The constraints imposed by Nickelodeon inspired writers to be creative. For example they wanted the pig boy to jump out the window and fall, but when censors thought that was too dark they came up with something much funnier. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6uan_N0Mps [Embed] +--- 137022588 +>>137022433 +unless Santa is involved, but that's reasonable. +--- 137023082 +>>137022033 +Amazing +--- 137023303 +Zim is my husbando. I do not use that term lightly. +--- 137024483 +Zim is cute +--- 137025225 +>>137022033 +this happened to me irl +--- 137025417 +>>137022148 +i agree with you on most of this, I really don't think you can blame iz mostly because the cast and crews heart was in the right place. I have one of the art books for the series and you can tell how much time and effort went into each design and concept. + +I also will say i think the style for invader zim could work very well in modern comics and cartoons, specifically cartoons. Mostly because it had such a interesting way of using form and shapes to convey a very strange and disgusting world. All the sickly thin or morbidly fat designs, all the sharp edges and triangles not even mentioning the great morbid and sickening background art. I could see a game being made in a very zim style being really fun to play. Most series go for more of those round cutesy and enjoyable color palette *cough* like into the florpus. It's not wrong but going with something so cosy can really weaken the world to a degree. Also i was funny enough talking with a buddy of mine about shows with heart i.e stuff like og episodes of fpop and how even if minor characters had depth and layers even if it's just a comedy. I feel so many shows want to be serialized but don't understand how important or at least fun it is to have layered characters rather than the just lolsorandom types. But yeah i feel we could def use more series in a zim style or just a basic concept that has some great morbid jokes that aren't so fluffy. + +When it comes to the fandom yeah it got super lame and kind of toxic. With all the dibxzim heavy pushing and hate on other ships or harassing the crew to do dibxzim stuff. I will say it started off pretty good tho it was pretty nice you had stuff like invadercon and basically just tons of fun fan projects and script and leak animatics and concepts. I feel blaming zim is a bit unfair as really most of the problem comes with this new gen of lolsorandom fans, also the fact that most of the fans that run the fandom now are like 13-18 so not even the og fans. +--- 137025459 +>>137006138 (OP) +>Very distinct and bold art style +>Amazing and atmospheric score +>The voice acting was top notch +--- 137025685 +>>137020812 +did jhonen really draw this? +--- 137026140 +>>137025685 +the copyright is to denote the original ownership of the character +--- 137026158 +Reminder: Imgur's scrubbing its servers of anonymous content, so these doodles are gonna disappear. +https://imgur.com/a/Kd45E +--- 137026595 +>>137026158 +Thanks for alerting us. Does this anon still draw these? +--- 137026733 +>>137026140 +ah ok thought that was like a signature or him marking it. +--- 137026748 +>>137026595 +i feel like I saw more recent content from them but i won't cap +--- 137026786 +>>137026595 +I don't know if he's made any recent Zim stuff, but I have seen him do doodles for other shows, like Foster's. Or at the very least, another artist with a similar style and sense of humor. +--- 137027078 +>>137026786 +oh do you have his foster's stuff +--- 137027151 +>>137027078 +I thought I saved it, guess not. It reposted was in the last frankie thread. +--- 137027180 +>>137027078 +>>137027151 +here it is, with the original filename +--- 137027361 +>>137027180 +i love this I was expecting him to be one of those goo thread guys also why she just accept her niece fuckin a kid lol +--- 137027367 +>>137027180 +Glad to see they're still around at least. +--- 137027396 +>>137019146 +46 episodes in total. 38 eps that last 11 mins, and 8 eps that last 22 mins. There's also the pilot ep and 9 scripts that were written before cancelation. +--- 137027411 +>>137027112 +Words can't accurately articulate how much I want to ruin him. He's so adorably pathetic. +--- 137027738 +>>137025417 +have you seen shows like hazbin hotel and helluva boss???? especially helluva boss, one of the characters is zim's voice actor. +video game similar cross between tim burton and JV style (even buglike people): hollow knight. +i almost thought after watching the first episode of helluva that it was a JV creation. no just heavy influence. +check these out when you get a chance.i think helluva is too much of a shock value edgy to be edgy on purpose in your face shit, but whatever. +--- 137027886 +>>137022470 +Not to mention the gags that arose from the Korean animation errors +--- 137028280 +>>137027738 +hmm i have heard of them but they both always gave me the vibe of just internet meme stuff and also feeling a bit to vibrant for me. Like more as in the whole point of we need more dark muted worlds. Every artist wants their world to be this beautiful wholesome place and colorful. I feel that griminess kind of similar to things like hollow knight gives a world a level of realism and bleakness. +--- 137029639 +>>137027411 +membrane family hands typed this post +--- 137029755 +>>137019206 +Fool, that’s just Drywall in a goofy costume. +--- 137029933 +>>137027738 +HH/HB is like people trying to write for IZ without understanding what made IZ great in first place. +HK is great yet doesn't give IZ vibes per se, it's a very quiet game when you aren't in battle. Still a great game, but i feel Psychonauts is closer to what IZ could be as a videogame (Zim's VA is also on it). +--- 137030011 +>>137029933 +i forgot Rikki (GIR's VA) is also in Psychonauts now. Considering Rikki isn't much active as VA you can see this role is on purpose, to pair Horbitz and Rikki in a same dynamic they have in IZ. +--- 137030266 +>>137029952 +santiago... +--- 137030603 +Post westaboo art +--- 137031142 +If Dib actually caught Zim, he would be famous for about a week until everyone moved onto something else. +--- 137031214 +>>137006737 +Where were they. I was born in 2000. Did they just not exist in my area? A tragedy. Not like id get any anyways but still +--- 137031264 +>>137031142 +Eventually Dib snaps and runs away from his family, he will hide his identity by changing his name to Johnny (not like anyone will care about him tho), but it will only result in him getting more insane and maniac with each day... +> You know how the rest of this story go +--- 137032097 +>>137031142 +jeez the fuck this is pretty fucked up +>>137031264 +no way not the dib is nny shit, i both love and hate the concept +--- 137033113 +>>137029933 +what do you think makes iz anon? I'm genuinely interested I agree with your take but would love to see what you consider the core of IZ's heart +--- 137033228 +>>137026158 +Oh, hey. Thanks for giving everyone the heads-up. +I actually do have an imgur account, so it won't get deleted for that reason, but I still went ahead and reuploaded the whole thing to imgbox just in case. +https://imgbox.com/g/UbTryywxRk +I was even able to preserve the image comments, though the Youtube links are a little janky to get through the filter. Tell me if anything's broken. +--- 137033286 +>>137033228 +thank god, i was worried you'd never see this. good to know it is safe after all. +--- 137033746 +>>137033228 +thanks bro, huge fan of your work you're single handedly keeping zagr alive. Also can you make one of your foster's stuff? +--- 137033828 +>>137033746 +Sure, but there's only three and they're all Frankie/Mac. +https://imgbox.com/g/sQm6DgfJad +--- 137033838 +>>137033828 +--- 137033854 +>>137033828 +>>137033838 +nice thanks bro, I'm surprised you haven't made a goo one we had like a thread every week for a while there. + +also jeez that first one, their both degenerates lol +--- 137033934 +>>137033228 +Bless you, anon. Your little doodles are great. +--- 137033964 +>>137033828 +>>137033838 +Incredibly based, love it +--- 137034158 +Who'd win in a fight, Zim or Raz? +--- 137034254 +>>137031142 +If Zim wins +>Earth is a desolate wasteland, Dib is likely dead or enslaved along with every human on Earth +>After Zim tells the Tallest, they say they'll drop by but never do +>Years pass +>Zim realizes that the Tallest aren't coming and has to come to terms with the fact that what he really wanted wasn't necessarily to rule Earth, but to be praised by his leaders and taken seriously +If Dib wins +>Zim is dissected and put on display, the Earth is saved +>Dib becomes the hot topic in the news for a bit but is eventually forgotten about +>Throughout the years Dib stops by Zim's corpse to vent about how he didn't want this +>Dib just wanted to be taken seriously by his peers, and the rest of the human race, and to not be seen as crazy +The best outcome for either of them is to keep antagonizing each other forever and live in ignorance of what would really happen if they got what they wanted. +--- 137034427 +I'd smash tallest red +--- 137034592 +>>137034427 +Same, plus Purple. +--- 137036110 +>Look back at post-Florpus 2019 threads and realizing I missed out on all of it +They seemed chaotic, but cozy and fun. +--- 137036290 +>>137019206 +It's astronomically rare and ancient at this point, but I'd love one of the early Invader Zim plushies too +--- 137036409 +>>137011574 +Ok, Butch. +--- 137036526 +>>137011574 +zoomer hands wrote this + +Probably this anon's name is Mark +--- 137036701 +>>137034427 +>>137034592 + +I'd smash the Human "tallest" and his space waifu too. God I love being bi. +--- 137036754 +>>137036701 +The most based OTP + +Membrane living the Mexican dream of having a Japanese totally human wife. +--- 137037117 +Why was Zim even chosen as an invader for Operation Impending Doom 1? +--- 137037307 +>>137037117 +He's still very loyal, and can be competent in the right situation, they just didn't count he's a complete force of chaos firing at every direction. +--- 137038075 +>>137037117 +that goes to something we went to last thread which was a zim feat list. + +Also how zim really is actually really competent and overpowered and one of the best irkens. Zim's biggest flaw is himself and his one track mind at times, we talked about how he just needed someone to guide his chaotic nature and reign him in. +>>136991307 → +>>136990457 → + +>>137037307 +Yeah zim probably is irks best asset he's just to egotistical and chaotic +--- 137038337 +>>137038075 +Zim needs leaders that guide his absurdly high potential in the proper direction... but he's too smalll for said leaders to see said potential on him +--- 137038865 +>>137038337 +i don't even think his leaders work because of their own incompetence and ego. Like I said in those previous thread post he really needs someone who can both fluff his ego but also guide him. We were saying he needs a good assistant, because his ego won't let him be controlled +--- 137039048 +>>137029952 +What about comic Dib? +--- 137039149 +>>137039048 +had varying artist so he varied, but mostly he fit way more inline with the movie design. Had the more round and cartoon designs and the more pastel colors. Also had the new shirt design +--- 137039181 +>>137038865 +>because his ego won't let him be controlled +Yeah, but one key part of Zim is how loyal he is for the Empire. He has a big ego, yeah, but you can trick his ego to do whatever you want if it's "for the Irken Empire." + +The good old "tell a pig they can climb a tree many times enough and it eventually will." +--- 137039208 +I feel like Zim would be a tits man while Dib would be an ass guy diff --git a/co/137007202.txt b/co/137007202.txt index e26f554011d8cc3bb4d6193255bd6ccbf0363f22..33cf3d7e01845ec9aabe65aab607cf65e2c35835 100644 --- a/co/137007202.txt +++ b/co/137007202.txt @@ -63,3 +63,91 @@ Halposter one of your buds got lost https://twitter.com/rosebesch/status/1651050042927747074 --- 137020284 See you for storytimes +--- 137023477 +>>137020284 +Bump +--- 137024419 +weekly reminder Kamala Khan easy to hypnotized +--- 137024730 +>>137024419 +--- 137024995 +>>137024730 +someone needs to update the image +--- 137025615 +>>137016838 +--- 137026196 +>>137025615 +--- 137027379 +>>137020284 +Waiting +--- 137027472 +>>137021669 +Soul +>>137023957 +Soulless +--- 137027682 +>>137027472 +I like the 80s anime look more than Benes studio if I'm being honest. +--- 137027914 +>>137019382 +I like Carol. +--- 137031263 +>>137030647 +Swear I've seen that exact pose from Davis Carol during Busiek's run but I can't place it +--- 137032971 +>>137030512 +Full storytime >>137032896 → +--- 137033394 +>>137031263 +>Carol mentions hitting the showers +>HNNGH! +--- 137033444 +>>137033394 +--- 137033586 +>>137032172 +--- 137033736 +>>137033586 +Need a Carol and Stu hangout some time. +--- 137033860 +>>137033736 +To complain about Jim Shooter. +--- 137033941 +>>137033860 +--- 137034490 +>>137033444 +--- 137035116 +>>137033394 +>ywn bathe Carol +--- 137035613 +>>137034999 +Carol in the process of sending me 52 terabytes of her feetpics. +--- 137035680 +>>137035613 +>shooting all this reference for the Carolsuit factory is time consuming but the result should be worth it +--- 137035754 +>>137035613 +>>137035680 +--- 137036798 +>>137033860 +Get in line +--- 137036818 +>>137036428 +they nerfed her ass +--- 137037220 +>>137036818 +Nah +--- 137038628 +>>137019547 +--- 137038892 +oh yeah, star exists. +--- 137038929 +>>137038628 +I want Hal as Carol's boyfriend over War Machine. +--- 137038973 +>>137038892 +And was written by Jed Mackay, and drawn by CF Villa +Dare to dream +--- 137039065 +>>137038973 +>And was written by Jed Mackay +unfortunate diff --git a/co/137008141.txt b/co/137008141.txt index 9e5be31d32e1ab7f43774b6e022c86bcda8f4b7b..85d804cf751d7c68f7adb02551238cbdb2bd5695 100644 --- a/co/137008141.txt +++ b/co/137008141.txt @@ -9,8 +9,6 @@ I miss the Isabella posting what she doing with all dat ass? Double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon also artist? ---- 137008888 ->>137008141 (OP) --- 137008908 >>137008888 Checked @@ -240,3 +238,139 @@ https://youtu.be/m2cl8Tdq6CU?t=8 [Embed] --- 137021075 >>137020977 To be a response to Isabellaposting. Became a thing last year +--- 137021389 +>>137012028 +Your mom (when she was underage of course) +--- 137021808 +>>137010056 +Pretty much this, in all the specials where she reveals she likes him but he somehow forgets or is part of an alternate universe he likes it, she literally just needed to confess first +--- 137022462 +>>137010056 +i always saw it as her being shy or scared of ruining the friendship. +--- 137023125 +>>137008393 +This webm is bullshit anyway. One of the refreshign things about Phineas and Ferb is that Isabella is actually into the crazy shit Phineas gets up to and is along for the ride. +--- 137023288 +>>137023125 +She's into it, but she's also into Phineas. +--- 137023300 +>>137023288 +Indeed. It's win-win. +--- 137023505 +>>137020940 + +I like how Candace and Eliza are given tits while Dana is pretty much just her canon appearance and still casually blows them out anyway. Even Vanessa kinda looks like they originally drew her with smaller breasts and went back to change them later. +--- 137024577 +Damn Isabella looks like THAT? +--- 137024831 +>>137019969 +--- 137025069 +>>137008141 (OP) +>reddit and ferb +Go back. +--- 137026182 +>>137012312 +surprised we haven't had a rosie rules thread in a while +--- 137026221 +>>137025069 +--- 137026293 +>>137025647 +--- 137026391 +>>137008141 (OP) +Anon you sick disgusting fuck. Why would you want to fuck the teenage version? +--- 137026538 +I want an episode where the fireside girls, bar Isabella, start growing breasts, which gets Phineas's attention. Isabella then stuffs her training bra, only to be exposed at the end of the episode due to some P&F experiment gone wrong. +--- 137026696 +>>137016760 +Shes a Jew though +>but Mex- +JEW +--- 137026761 +>>137016760 +It used to, it got breed out, now it only exists in grandmas +--- 137026766 +A bejitabro made this thread btw +--- 137027740 +>>137026538 +this sounds more like a episode of south park +--- 137028264 +>>137026842 +Cute zombie? +>>137027988 +Super cute. She’s lucky Phineas has no neighbors apparently, those two can get into all kinds of mischief when no one is looking. +--- 137028424 +>>137026842 +>>137028264 +i don't think she's a zombie more just a schizo yandere. + +Needed to make an ep where phineas gets hit by the chad ray and just ruined her. +--- 137028466 +>>137027988 +Woah dude! +--- 137028744 +>>137027988 +MISTER JANNY GET DOWN (AGAIN) +HUMUNA HUMUNA AWOOOOOGA +--- 137030268 +>>137028744 +Based +--- 137032076 +how could phineas pass up on this girl +--- 137032120 +>>137027988 +i cant tell if the clothes are from the original image or poorly edited on +--- 137032200 +>>137020977 +They're called vertices, and it has twenty. +--- 137033088 +>>137032120 +the odds are it's a newbie artist that made both a lewd initial version then a more sfw version +--- 137033920 +>>137008141 (OP) +Isabella is a cutie weird she doesn't get more love on /co/ definitely /co/ girl material +--- 137033959 +>>137033920 +She used to get decent praise until a spammer made /co/ sick of her. +--- 137033962 +>>137033920 +How un-lady like, showing her butt to the whole neighborhood. Also wearing no panties is a risky thing to do in a skirt. +--- 137034113 +>>137033959 +really when was that, also always sad when schizo ruins a waifu. +>>137033962 +she's wearing her firescout brand thong +--- 137034413 +>>137034113 +Yeah it is. So many on topic threads get deleted, mostly because people don't know when to take a break. + +It's been months since the spam happened though so hey, maybe you'll see her more. +--- 137034414 +If you love PhinBella shipping, or anything related about Isabella... You may wanna read both of these digital artist that we recommend. For some reason, I cannot show you both sample pages for quick context. + +https://imhentai.xxx/gallery/1026135/ +and +https://imhentai.xxx/gallery/1048198/ + +Feel free to choose your side and your call for an optional *ahem* cum tribute in different boards, without cheating for oversharing in public. + +Translation is a-OK but, consult the artist and do your own research first. We honestly do wanna warn you that this is all strongly graphic and it's not for everybody in comic parody. This is just a heads up. + +Hope this all well, with respect. Please support both the official releases. +--- 137036625 +>>137034963 +based edit +--- 137037014 +>>137036625 +Fun Fact: It's actually an edit of an edit of an edit. Someone edited them into Raisins Girls years back, and I lost the original pic when my last laptop died, and the only version I could find was one R34 which had shitty nipple and crotch cutouts stilly edited on them (because apparently nudity is mandatory there), so I had to ask an Anon on /delicious/ to re-edit back to how it was in the first edit. +--- 137037997 +>>137034413 +that'd be cool i'm working on some art so hopefully it doesn't end to soon +--- 137038578 +>>137026221 +>>137025647 +--- 137038581 +Really wish I would like Phineas & Ferb as it's a long series, but it's too childish for me. +I envy the anons that can stand it for more than a few minutes +--- 137038891 +>>137038581 +really? nothing wrong with childish it's pretty fun i love rewatching some of the classic songs anon. I was watching even at 18 i never felt it was hard to watch but maybe it's a bit of nostalgia diff --git a/co/137010159.txt b/co/137010159.txt index a0bc144a66cf59243451efa8980d8bcb3ff7647e..2682192fa57fd86e7c7e4e5140024ff1a2326647 100644 --- a/co/137010159.txt +++ b/co/137010159.txt @@ -69,9 +69,6 @@ The French would but then again tey also need to sell this abroad. My guess is t >>137014669 No, not by a long shot. Season 6 is being prepared and they announced that they will also make S 7 - 9. To resolve all constellations, there will be at least 16 seasons. In Japan tere are series that have run for over a decade. Then there is the live action movie and a live action TV series has also been promised, that will probably follow the movie. This money making train is unstoppable. ---- 137015345 ->>137010159 (OP) -Reminder Asians that they are monkeys perhaps? --- 137016993 Has anyone gotten ahold of a full summary of the movie novel yet? ARCs went out a little while ago. --- 137017790 @@ -155,3 +152,232 @@ I didn't realize it until now but zoe has a cut in her jeans i just want to eat out a shiny bug is that too much to ask for --- 137020740 comfy pajama mari +--- 137021232 +>>137020740 +what episode is this from? +>>137019846 +same with this one? +--- 137021255 +>>137021232 +cosmobug is from an early season 5 ep i think and pajama mari could be from anywhere +--- 137021333 +>>137011267 +Haven't been keeping up with ladybug that much, but is this movie going to be sort of a remake/more polished version of the ladybug/chat noir origin story or is it it's own self contained version of ladybug in general? There seems to be a fair few akumatized villains for one movies plot. +--- 137021399 +>>137021333 +From what we've heard it's a retelling of the first five seasons but done it's own way. Lead by Zag it sounded like instead of by Astruck. +--- 137021718 +>>137019348 +>I don't know man the cat boy really gets me going. +This seems to be a common occurrence... +--- 137022239 +>>137021333 +yea it's something comepletely separate. It's zag's take on the story. +--- 137023432 +>>137022239 +How about the live action movie, whose take will that be? +--- 137023879 +>>137010159 (OP) +>They took down miraculous Hitler from the wiki +--- 137024038 +>>137023879 +What? +--- 137024076 +>>137024038 +Someone wrote a Fanwiki for Hitler in Miraculous. It had stuff like +>His miraculous is a swastika +>He knows HM's identity but won't say it because that's too easy +>He tosses beer kegs at his enemies +I have a screencap at home, if the thread is still alive by then I'll post it. +--- 137024258 +>>137010159 (OP) +Are /co/ believe Adolf Hitler really killed himself? +--- 137024268 +>>137013872 +That’s clearly a pooner cosplayer. +--- 137024304 +>>137024268 +no thats a twink who does latex latex porn +--- 137024413 +>>137023879 +Technically the Nazis have been introduced so……. Maybe hitler new villain in season 6 +--- 137024569 +>>137023432 +I have no idea if that will even happen +--- 137024790 +>>137024569 +It was announced, then cancelled, the un-cancelled and in the last turn of events ZAG messaged something about casting while he was drunk. Then he sobered up and removed the post. +My guess is that the script has been in endless development/rewrites, but now that the show is raking in seriously big money, the external producer has seen the need to get also the live action show underway before the whole thing loses steam. Money alone makes this inevitable. +US superhero stuff is already sputtering and running out of steam, so this could be huge. Most likely the pressure is enormous. +--- 137024951 +>>137024790 +why does everyone assume he was drunk? +--- 137025556 +>>137024951 +I don't know. It was just stated. It is not as if people lie on the Inetrnet...right? +--- 137025659 +>>137025556 +yea just more bullshit. Hopefully it never materializes and they just do something else. like the 2d version as a one off special +--- 137025909 +>>137011171 +I, on the other hand, wish to be her, like a fucking troon +--- 137025938 +new movie pic just dropped. Is LB and gunna sock CN in the face or something? +--- 137026811 +>>137025909 +where does this saying even come from lol +--- 137027330 +>>137017790 +>>137017821 +>>137017915 +Just looked it up 519 and 520 will be released by RTS on May 20th +--- 137027451 +>>137023879 +>>137024038 +>>137024076 +I'm home. I found it. It was glorious. +--- 137027524 +>>137025659 +I don't thnk there is any doubt that he posted it, pic. related. +--- 137027567 +>>137027451 +Now restored to it's full glory. +--- 137027662 +>>137027524 +no he posted it, but then quickly deleted it. that's why people kept saying he was drunk +--- 137027781 +>>137025938 +It is more than a month late for hanami. +--- 137027979 +>>137020740 +It sucks that she is barefoot alot, but her feet look like polygons. Sad. + +>>137015051 +Chloe is more of a nuisance than a villain. But I don't hate her. Her and Sabrina allegedly make out and play erotic games in costumes + +>>137021333 +It's Miraculous 2.0 You Are (Very) Gay for Cat Noir +--- 137028042 +>>137027662 +Any alternative explanation why he deleted it then? +--- 137028736 +>>137028042 +Probably trolling his audience. Creators know that no sane fan wants to see a live action rendition. +--- 137028767 +>>137025909 +Is it the latex catsuit that is so beguiling? After all, when you are all lubed up, you shiver a little, and cannot wait to slip into the catsuit. The tightness is comfortable and it quickly gets warm inside. It feels great, and that is even without inserting penetrators. With a mask it becomes just perfect. +--- 137028940 +>>137025909 +>>137028767 +sexo +--- 137029958 +Since Bunnix is said to be aro, how will that be used in the series? +--- 137029996 +>>137029958 +what's an aro +--- 137030043 +>>137029996 +Aro = aromantic. It is, somehow, implied that an aro has indiscriminate sex with people. +--- 137030085 +>>137030043 +i like to think she time traveled and had sex with every famous historical person +--- 137030115 +>ladybug will never be obsessed with me +why even live +--- 137030602 +>>137030043 +>>137030085 + +>Bunnix: I am bored. Hmmm... +>Bunnix: zap! +>Adrien: Uh? +>Bunnix: Adrien, are you here? +>Adrien: (sitting up in bed) Yes? +>Bunnix: zzzziiiiipp! + +--- 137031208 +>>137015308 +tick tock +--- 137032087 +>>137028736 +>Creators know that no sane fan wants to see a live action rendition. +Astruc is now in a lesser role in the system, and Zag has more control. To him this looks like a huge business potential. +This way they can have an animation show for the 6 - 18 segment, and a live action show for the 18 - 25 segment. +--- 137032138 +pubis +--- 137032355 +>>137031208 +The Miraculous animation movie will be here this summer, so the spies will be late. +--- 137032374 +>>137032355 +helo bretty gurls show camel +--- 137032908 +>>137032374 +They are Russians, so I guess they do. +--- 137033074 +Yes, people still watch this shit +--- 137033520 +>>137032087 +There is no way in hell a live action could work. The only possible way it would not be a total train wreck is if it gets developed by a French/SK studio, with absolutely 0 Amerishart influence. +--- 137034045 +>>137031208 +>>137032355 +I would love for a cross over between miraculous ladybug and totally spies +--- 137034648 +>>137033074 +wtf is this!?!? +--- 137034684 +>>137034648 +pegging time +--- 137035158 +>>137035125 +Leak the full kiss damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +--- 137035558 +>>137034045 +--- 137035679 +Can someone give me an explanation for why the French tend to be so horny all the time? +--- 137035931 +>>137035679 +I have no idea but thank god they are. +--- 137035980 +>>137030115 + +I, on the other hand, wish to be her, like a fucking troon +--- 137036216 +>>137035125 +>>137035097 +>>137035067 +>>137035025 +>>137035006 +tf are these all from? +--- 137036700 +>>137034684 +>>137035006 +>>137035025 +>>137035067 +>>137035097 +>>137035125 +Post the english dub of derision and revelation +--- 137037199 +>>137035558 +I need them to interact with cat noir +--- 137037821 +Someone can leak the kiss pls +--- 137037845 +>>137035125 +leaks from ep 24 maybe? +--- 137037954 +>>137037821 +>>137037845 +why the tf would they have stills from this and not from migration when no one knew where that was +--- 137037972 +>>137037821 +fuck that enough with these leaks. Fucking worst thing to happen to this show/fandom. +--- 137037981 +>>137037954 +it's zag leaking shit here again to build hype +--- 137038071 +>>137037981 +I guess he's drunk again +--- 137038958 +bump diff --git a/co/137011042.txt b/co/137011042.txt index e5595d3c31de714dbc035867a9aacf8e38a20c71..cb77f11ab2d8b781f0dc3329914190a60a3a9eb8 100644 --- a/co/137011042.txt +++ b/co/137011042.txt @@ -335,3 +335,258 @@ definitely Panda as we've discussed in the past and have had stuff drawn before more Marco and Panda stuff please --- 137021038 One idea I remember from one of the previous threads was for Marco and the girls to open a sort of office where they take requests and also record their fucking. Sort of like a porn/adventure studio. +--- 137021227 +Give Star a cock so she can rape Marco's harem, and then Marco himself. +--- 137021289 +This thread sucks +--- 137021306 +>>137011042 (OP) +Marco should just stick to Luz and Connie. Leave Anne alone, she's not interested in boys. +--- 137021440 +>>137021306 +That's wrong, lol. All the calamity girls are into boys, Sasha's the only one who's bi. +--- 137021849 +>>137021306 +None of them would be into him +--- 137022111 +>>137014369 +Rita Loud, Mary Wendle, Minerva Campbell cuddling little Marco on bed. +--- 137022128 +A faggot is seriously looking to make more milfs and girls to join Marco's harem, all because he can't just stop bitching about something he doesn't like, as if he was chained and forced to stay in a thread that is not of his liking. +--- 137022230 +>>137016582 +libby would never care for marco if she and him were stuck in a room for a day. marco would she libby as a bitch. +--- 137023668 +>>137021038 +Nice +--- 137023685 +>>137017904 +So we all talked about the girls ditching Steven for Marco but which of the Crystal Gems lead the others to ditch Steven for a Marco +--- 137023739 +>>137023685 +Garnet +--- 137023767 +>>137017904 +Requesting Dwarf Barbarian Lady Amethyst crotch level with Marco +--- 137024368 +>>137024314 +But what if I like Marco for the gay? +--- 137024378 +>>137014832 +Its a she, and she does it cause its cute, I don't like her other art tho. +--- 137024393 +>>137023767 +ill probably pick this for ending the main trio + +anything in particular you want to see +--- 137024402 +>>137017904 +>what milf +Pearl makes it for me +--- 137024579 +>>137024378 +Why are you so obsessed with this image +--- 137024588 +>>137024579 +I'm not, I have others. probably should've used a different one. +--- 137024657 +>>137024588 +Don't ever post it again and stay out of these threads +--- 137024670 +>>137024657 +>Tells me to never post it again +Terrible mistake. Now I GOTTA post it. Whoopsie daisy. +--- 137024725 +>>137021038 +Star getting cucked is based. +--- 137024747 +>>137024378 +>>137024670 +Fuck off Birchy +--- 137024754 +>>137024393 +Like breastplate maybe Amethyst lifting Marco easily on her shoulders so she could get right in there. +--- 137024786 +>>137024747 +Not him, but I do have all the Kevin Spencer fanart archived. still like your art. I just wish you drew other stuff. +--- 137024829 +>>137024786 +Why bring this shit in here? Fuck off, no one cares +--- 137024833 +>>137024829 +My apologies, I'll try being better next time. +--- 137024986 +>>137014369 +a chubby Sadie Miller flirting to Marco Diaz +--- 137024994 +>>137014369 +Draw Star being cucked by Luz +--- 137025056 +>>137012190 +>>137016965 +The only correct opinions. +--- 137025086 +>>137025056 +Counter point: +--- 137025139 +>>137024314 +Where the amogus? +--- 137025166 +>>137011179 +ok boomer +--- 137025599 +>>137024786 +Can I see that folder? +--- 137025820 +I want to do something with Miko and Marco. Fives already has Zahra, so she's fair game. Plus she's been held back a grade, so she needs a tutor. +--- 137026164 +>>137011149 +Hell yeah +--- 137026205 +>>137011042 (OP) +Honestly always thought ships outside of show were stupid as hell. Like they'd automatically be attracted to him. He was a bitch with Jackie and his actions would have turned off all of not most of the chicks that everyone thinks would "like" him. +--- 137026232 +>>137018292 +Holy shit are you the autist pumping out all these weird Marco in loincloth images? Commissioning I mean. +--- 137026446 +>>137024919 +Pizza Tower ready to get funky +--- 137026612 +>>137026446 +--- 137026780 +>>137026446 +>>137026612 +Why are you posting this?? +--- 137026791 +>>137026612 +>>137026446 +Something is reminding me of something that was drawn by Loodles +--- 137026826 +>>137026780 +The Star Butterfly x Kevin Spencer crackship thing feels like that +--- 137026839 +You just make K*vin Sp*ncer fans look bad on purpose, please leave, this isn't funny +--- 137026852 +>>137026826 +This isn't a thread for this either, what is your fucking problem +--- 137026907 +>>137026852 +The Star X Kevin makes me feel so laughable +--- 137027034 +>>137011118 +>>137011149 +Based +--- 137027141 +>>137026907 +fuck off off-topic spamming hateful ESL ass +--- 137027624 +>>137024314 +kek fucking based. + +Luv me some marco chads. They piss off everyone but don't give a shit. Incredibly based. +--- 137028163 +>>137024314 +Nice +--- 137028963 +>>137024314 +Kek saved +--- 137029441 +>>137024786 +Any updates on the folder yet? +--- 137030467 +>>137024754 +hope is good enough, damn there are so many request that i not sure what to pick up, prob ill do some milf one +--- 137030939 +>>137030467 +Thanks anon, and great job with Amethyst +--- 137031857 +>>137011042 (OP) +Why is Star shocked? Steven is her one and only love +--- 137032793 +>>137015260 +>>137015727 +I'd actually be down to watch or read a story like this +--- 137033035 +>>137031857 +Stephen is a fat retard and Star hates him +--- 137033221 +>>137033035 +Steven is a broken man and Star is an evil maniac genocide killer. They're perfect +--- 137033280 +>>137033221 +>>137033035 +>>137031857 +Unironically I do enjoy the pairing. From a toxic love perspective +--- 137033589 +>>137033280 +Imagine Steven slaving all day in the kitchen making a nice romantic dinner for Star and when she finally gets home she looks at it in disgust, says she already ate, goes out and comes back 15 minutes later smelling like Mcdonalds food, then sits down next to Steven looking at food videos on tiktok and asks Steven when he can't ever think about her for once and do something she'd enjoy. +--- 137033605 +>>137033589 +>then sits down next to Steven and begins to look at- +>asks Steven why he can't ever +my dyslexia is showing whoops +--- 137034324 +>>137033589 +Sounds like something Star would do though +--- 137034366 +>>137033589 +Give me more of this shit +--- 137035440 +>>137011042 (OP) +Someone please do a nazi edit of Star. Tats & attire. +--- 137036016 +>>137013136 +Brownies +--- 137036589 +>>137034366 +>Steven tells Star he's going out to see the crystal gems for lunch +>Star "Oh...The crystal gems...? Steven uh...well no nevermind..." +>Steven asks what but she just shakes her head "No forget it, it's dumb anyway." +>Steven keeps prodding until Star goes "Well...I mean, are you sure they even like you?" +>Steven frowns but Star puts on sad eyes saying stuff like "Everytime we go see them they always try to make the conversation about them, they don't really include you. It feels like they don't care." +>Steven says that's cause he enjoys being a good listener but Star says "Well...I didn't want to say this but remember when we all went to dinner and you had to leave early? They started talking bad about you, making fun of your clothes and calling you fat and laughing at you. I thought they were joking until it kept going. I told them to stop but Amyethest laughed at me too." +>Steven shakes his head and tells Star she was probably mistaken but Star manipulates him by saying "I love you Steven, I just don't want you to be around people who use you..." +>Steven goes to the cafe and sees the crystal gems sitting down waiting. +>While he's walking towards them Pearl finishes a joke she was telling and the whole table laughs while looking at him +>Steven notices this and starts to slowly believe Star +>A few months later Steven has cut off contact with most of his friends and only hangs out with Star, whenever SHE feels like it + +A true power couple +--- 137036770 +>>137036589 +Best couple. I remember seeing this way back in the first threads + +>You know, maybe I should try calling the gems again. It's been so long since they left to help the rest of the Homeworld gems readjust. I mean, after the graduation and most of my friends leaving, It's really just been me and my dad. +>And you still got me Steven, you don't need to call them, I'm sure they're doing just fine. Besides, those gems are just like the princeses from St. O's, they'll get by just fine without you. Don't you trust them? +>I do trust them it's just- +>Then stop worrying about them and focus on me, we're both doing just fine being alone together +>Yeah, I think you're right. I'm gonna go go get some fries, you want any? +>No thanks, I'm cool, you go enjoy yourself big man.... and he didn't notice his phone again. I'm the only one helping him right now, I know what's best, not you people. And that's another visit turned down. +--- 137036810 +>>137011042 (OP) +>Star Status: Cucked +--- 137036820 +https://files.catbox.moe/sthqki.png + +That is better kissing crossover. +--- 137036822 +Are there any anime or cartoons where I won't hate the main ship? +--- 137036855 +>>137036589 +This is a cute little gif. I like that he can carry her and has hands bigger than her torso +--- 137036896 +>>137011042 (OP) +Who shouldn't? +Besides Star of course. +--- 137037008 +>>137036822 +Depends on what you're looking for in a main ship. +--- 137037483 +>>137036820 +Oh my +--- 137038528 +>>137037483 +why is this so fucking dark +--- 137038555 +>>137038528 +Saturation is low. diff --git a/co/137011298.txt b/co/137011298.txt index b96610d3c8908b19f996611eb022a5575237103a..5518369887558e156f93ae315825b2e78880f674 100644 --- a/co/137011298.txt +++ b/co/137011298.txt @@ -155,3 +155,214 @@ Legal Nightmare for WBD with Viacom after the South Park lawsuit. >>137020371 RWBY fast paced animation combat were one of the best of all animation industry, even compared to anime, it was amazingly good. also storytelling is absolute garbage in most animation today, its not like current industry has high bar standards anymore, best thing last year was Cyberpunk, lmao. +--- 137022100 +all of the RWBY mains get mutated like ever other tmnt crossover +--- 137022157 +>>137022146 +deletefag-sama... your turtle-lust... please... +--- 137023196 +>>137011298 (OP) +Already happened. +--- 137023676 +>>137022100 +>BBW Bear Yang +--- 137023804 +>Likely to be vol 1/2 girls +>Interdimensional bullshit so Kraang is behind the plot +>Team RWBY wind up in New York during Halloween so their weapons and outfits don't look too out of place +>The inevitable Ruby and Mikey become party pals bit +>Running gag of Splinter welcoming the girls and Blake wants to eat him. +>Mutagen Grimm +>Ruby gushing over the turtles' weapons +>The prerequisite fight scene where Shredder trounces the girls +>Crossover ends on a weird callback of Mikey initially hating chocolate chip pizza, but he forces himself to try it in the end, crying and thinking about how he misses Ruby + +Did I hit all the cliffnotes? +>>137016051 +Donatello depending on continuity. +--- 137023840 +>>137023804 +You forgot the whole “TMNT get mistaken for ugly Faunus at first” thing and “Raphael snapping one of Team RWBY’s blades” +--- 137023853 +>>137023840 +Oh right... +>Blake tempts Donny to come to Remnant to live with the faunus and not feel like an outcast + +There will be tearful goodbyes and ships. +--- 137023873 +>>137023804 +Mikey would never hate chocolate chip pizza, It was a running gag that he would always be eating disgusting candy gimmick pizzas rather than flavors that actually work together. +--- 137023908 +>>137023873 +Well yeah that part is true. But they also for some reason had a thing where chocolate chip was the only gross pizza mikey would never eat. +--- 137023935 +>>137023853 +>Weissphael + +>Tries to be haughty and grufff but both of them wind up fawning over a puppy they find and inevitably end up teaming up to save it from whatever villain it is + +>>137023804 +Mutagen Grimm sounds fun. Probably a Beowolf or a Nevermore. Need s a mutant name + +>>137023873 +>>137023908 +Which TMNT. Or is it like Batman vs TMNT where it’s more a general idea of the boys +--- 137023975 +>>137011298 (OP) +>Rwby +WB whore +>TMNT +Nickelodeon whore +>>137013633 +This +--- 137024706 +>>137023935 +Big Baddy Wolf Daddy. He’s a mobster who can actually get other Grimm in line +--- 137025329 +>>137018652 +Jaune x April +--- 137025972 +>>137023196 +Those are just skins +--- 137026154 +>>137025972 +Still happened. +--- 137026315 +>>137020388 +Doesn’t WB own Stranger Things or something +--- 137028044 +>>137013625 +AAAAAAAAAAAAA +--- 137028236 +>>137014846 +In this sea of onions, I see you, Smitechad +--- 137028836 +>>137011298 (OP) +Hire Jlullaby to make a special episode. +--- 137029530 +>>137023935 +Definitely just a general idea of the boys. Also I forgot one other thing... +>Obligatory bromance between Jaune and Casey +You know it's gonna happen. +--- 137029554 +>>137024706 +>Big Baddy Wolf Daddy. +Voiced by Kevin Nash or I refuse to watch it! +--- 137029719 +>>137029554 +--- 137029901 +>>137028236 +smite sucks dick though? +You get paired with people who dont know what a ward is and can type at maybe 10 wpm if you're lucky? +--- 137030060 +>>137029530 +I always like the more general Turtles in the way. The base archetypes and interactions just work really well with anything +--- 137030466 +>>137020826 +>RWBY fast paced animation combat were one of the best of all animation industry +Pure delusional faggotry. +--- 137030498 +That sounds horrible. +--- 137030751 +>>137018652 +Don't forgot awakening the tmnt sides aura for Aura Awakened Super Shredder + +Would make a sweet final boss though +--- 137030786 +>>137011298 (OP) +They really love pissing on Monty Pun’s grave don’t they? +--- 137030848 +>>137030751 +>Salem and Krang interactions +--- 137031037 +>>137030848 +[Burp]you've been on this planet How long and you still don't rule it!? + +At least am not repeating stopped by sewer dwelling teenages! +--- 137031094 +>>137031037 +>At least mine aren't dykes! +--- 137031704 +>>137014869 +Shredder’s Revenge just came out last year. +--- 137031711 +>>137031094 +Is the brain mad it can't get laid? +--- 137032730 +>>137031037 +Could the TMNT with Auras and Semblances have cleared RWBY so they wouldn’t have lost like 3 of the 4 Academies +--- 137033150 +>>137032730 +I feel like they genuinely could. They have training all their lives and I really don’t know when Weiss or Blake started to learn to fight +--- 137034109 +>>137011298 (OP) +Weiss and Donny work best as support. +Raph and Yang are brawlers. +Blake and Mikey are the agile fighters. +And Leo and Ruby lead. +--- 137034223 +>>137034109 +swap blake with ruby because stoic katanas and shit +--- 137034409 +>>137034223 +>>137034109 +Blake has not used dual katanas in years +--- 137034518 +>>137032730 +They would pretty much wipe Vytal and prevent the fall of beacon. There would also probably be a bit where Leo duels Adam to a standstill. +--- 137034587 +>>137014905 +>JL is more popular +Just say Batman. Nobody cares about the rest. +--- 137035171 +>>137034518 +>There would also probably be a bit where Leo duels Adam to a standstill. +>Raphael vs Hazel +--- 137035674 +>>137034518 +Could Splinter beat Ozpin +--- 137035922 +>>137035674 +Not Rise, not Mirage, but I think 2K12 Splinter or 2003 Splinter could pull it off with skill alone +--- 137035973 +Who would Shredder interact with? +--- 137036041 +>Ruby leads +>Weiss is very rich +--- 137036092 +>>137013633 +>Rwby are crossover whores. +no,dc is the whore +--- 137036128 +>>137036041 +>Yang is cool but rude +>Blake doesn't want to party, dude +--- 137036144 +>>137018675 +>Raphael creating a giant Susanoo, Donatello giving it a giant tech jetpack so it flies, Michelangelo setting the fist on fire with mystic flames all so Leonardo can use portal katanas to bring it fscefirst with the Krang. +cringe +--- 137036287 +My ideal crossover would be with the 2012 TV show since it can balance a lighthearted and serious tone, the numerous anime influences and the ugly CGI could make RWBY fit like a glove. +--- 137036731 +>>137035922 +>2003 turtle crew teaming up with RWBY +okay id check that out. I love 2003 tmnt. +--- 137036769 +>>137035973 +Cinder and Neo. +--- 137036800 +>>137035973 +Cinder + +Wait, Fall Maiden powers on Shredder for Shredder Fall +--- 137036833 +>>137036092 +Blazblue, Smite, DC, whatever Paladins si +--- 137037119 +>Ruby unleashes all of her Homophobic Powers on Bebop and Rcoksteady +--- 137038558 +>>137011298 (OP) +Why does RWBY get so many crossovers? +--- 137038577 +>>137038558 +Because Pedoteeth are lecherous hacks diff --git a/co/137011309.txt b/co/137011309.txt index f46833e021bc23e674b1e1a721564a115da67b24..9b922b81463bec4ce3aa4764ec13b02d9114effa 100644 --- a/co/137011309.txt +++ b/co/137011309.txt @@ -452,3 +452,762 @@ Exactly. This is why companies have PR people. --- 137020998 >>137011873 >>137011873 +--- 137021224 +>>137021192 +this is suggestive anon! +--- 137021518 +>>137021192 +nice +--- 137021559 +>>137021192 +>>137021553 + +Theeeeeeeeeeeere we go. +--- 137021612 +>>137021192 +>>137021553 +So it begins... +--- 137021663 +>>137021612 +middleschoolers are the most sexual humans specially the female sand blacks because they mature faster. +--- 137021678 +>>137011309 (OP) +Is it related to that lesbian movie of the same title? +--- 137021681 +>>137011309 (OP) +People sure love to start fandoms of things that aren't even released or close to be done these days +--- 137021686 +>>137021224 +They're just giving directions in unorthodox ways. +--- 137021720 +>>137021678 +Well it is now. +--- 137021736 +>>137021553 +Post the whole thing. +--- 137021792 +>>137021681 +You say that like the creators aren't to blame for nutting too early. The semen's already there, might as well lick it up. +--- 137021866 +>>137021192 +>>137021553 +Nice. + +>>137011323 +What were they thinking? +--- 137021934 +>>137021192 +i knew he was lurking +--- 137022333 +>>137021678 +>Is it related to that lesbian movie of the same title? +As of today it IS a lesbian movie of the same title. +--- 137022475 +>>137011323 +*draws mountains and mountains of porn* + +NOBODY TELLS BABY WHAT TO DO + +BABY DO WHATEVER BABY WANT + +WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH +--- 137022514 +>>137011323 +based on what? +--- 137022858 +>>137011873 +--- 137022870 +>>137011954 +Napoleon was right, Spanish peasants can't be trusted with Europe's cultural heritage. +--- 137023091 +>>137011323 +Why do they do this? Don't even bring attention to it. The people who were going to draw porn of this aren't going to stop because you ask. Better to just feign ignorance than invite more artists to spite you. +--- 137023376 +>>137023091 +It's successful attention seeking, you get white knights and feminists talking about your film and how they need to be protected from coomers and you get the attention of r34 artists who take it as a challenge + their coomer fans decide to check it out. + +Hell I only gave Gravity Falls a try because I had already jerked off to pacifica northwest hundreds of times before watching. +--- 137023397 +>>137013272 +all just a symptom of the internet as a whole now being normie anon. we should've gatekept more +--- 137023421 +>>137022475 +lmao, the absolute mental collapse of you """""people"""" +--- 137023661 +>>137023376 +I don't know how some people still haven't figured this out. It's a pretty basic art of making things interesting by having them evoke extreme emotions and not by the content itself but through the way people interact with it by contaminating it with their perversions, politics, ego, whatever. +I could believe a 12 year old would get upset if some internet meanies drew her beloved OC being gangbanged but actual professionals deliberately min/max their creations to get as much traction in every aspect the stuff can be enjoyed through. +--- 137024175 +>>137011322 +Fun enough film. +--- 137024394 +>>137011309 (OP) +Wasn't this a Spongebob episode? +--- 137024410 +>>137022858 +>left girl's hands unintentionally highlighting the bulge + +Heh. +--- 137024531 +>>137021663 +i can tell you're not hispanic +--- 137024562 +>>137011309 (OP) +It looks like Harriet the Spy. +--- 137024687 +>>137011323 +>Please don't do this or we'll be offended +It's like they don't know how the internet works +--- 137024813 +>>137024687 +More like they knew exactly how easy it is to push the internet's buttons. No better way to get people to do what you want and making them feel based for it than telling them the do opposite. +--- 137024849 +>>137024687 +>>137024813 +I wonder if people on the internet realize that reverse psychology is a thing +--- 137025045 +>>137024813 +>>137024849 +The best move would have been to let the thread die with zero engagement, but people can’t help but be manipulated. +--- 137025065 +>>137021192 +Simon!? +--- 137025641 +>>137024849 +People are definitely incredibly naive, some can't recognize even obvious sarcasm half the time, and take figures of speech at face value. +--- 137025966 +>>137021192 +Always a fun thread when Simon pops in. +--- 137026220 +>>137011322 +I was genuinely surprised when he was able to paint an exact replica or the original. Mr Bean is quite the savant. +--- 137026284 +>>137011309 (OP) +I want to see some HD porn of them fucking. But stuff, oral, bdsm, strap on, futa, nrainfucking, public, armpitgina the whole package baby. Who's up for it? Zone tan are you there? +--- 137026346 +Can't believe none of you pervs thought of this before I did. + +https://files.catbox.moe/vya5tb.png +--- 137026413 +>>137026346 +You fucking genius. +--- 137026441 +>>137013752 +Looked neat until I saw the no porn tweet. +--- 137026457 +>>137026346 +I thought of this. But I knew someone else would do it, and I won't waste my time on /co/ again. +--- 137026478 +>>137026346 +Fucking based +--- 137026679 +>>137026346 +Hot. +Post more. +--- 137026796 +>>137026346 +ahhhh +good stuff! +--- 137026812 +>>137026346 +Ha, that's awesome +--- 137026941 +Once its porn /co/ suddenly gives a shit I see. +--- 137026949 +>>137013272 +Anon western animation is a joke. The entire reason why /co/ lacks any divers discussion is because the only shows and products being made are proven properties that sell. The western animation industry doesn't like compition or inovation and they do everything they can to stiful it. +--- 137026989 +>>137026346 +Now draw them kissing each other +--- 137027012 +>>137024394 +And a Mr Bean movie, and a three stooges skit and a real thing that happened in real life >>137011954 +--- 137027029 +>>137011323 +They just jinxed themselves. Do these faggots not understand telling coomer artists what not to draw will make them want to draw it even more? +--- 137027106 +>>137025065 +>>137025966 +The name is familiar. Who is he? +--- 137027229 +>>137011309 (OP) +It has that somewhat lewd french-inspired character design sort of expression. I like the dark haired girl design more than the curly one. Shame they kickstarted a bunch of obnoxious online horniness memes before even trying to let it have a life of its own, and it feels very forced too. +--- 137027424 +>>137027229 +You're right, it kind of reminds me of Les Kassos in a way. But really anon we're just having a bit of fun because the tweet was so silly. I'm the anon that drew the lewds and I'm looking forward to talking about it with anons when it comes out. + +>>137027106 +A drawfag from at least a decade past, maybe closer to 15 years by now. +--- 137027428 +>>137026346 +draw them giving birth +--- 137027552 +>>137016216 +They wont be able to contain the pure evil for much longer +--- 137027691 +>>137027428 +>>137026989 +>>137026679 + +You plebs can't appreciate the kino simplicity of a good ol' classic rule 34 parody. +--- 137027692 +>>137013272 +The Internet landscaped changed in 2010 once smartphones were invented. +--- 137027705 +>>137027691 +On the contrary, I do. That's why I suggested they kiss each other +--- 137027706 +>>137027692 +AI content is the final stage of this cancer +--- 137027780 +>>137027706 +Much doubt. Even normies are sick of the AI art +--- 137027916 +>>137011323 +respectable. +--- 137027943 +>>137026346 +You aced the job buddy +I want moar now +--- 137028123 +>>137013608 +>The people making this made a /co/ thread to raise awareness +>posted the request for no lewds to rile up even more anons (maybe in a reverse psycology way to get more watchers once porn is made) +>this "anon" talks about not making porn because it would subvert expectations +>probably one of the short film creators trying to make sure porn doesn't get made while getting all the attention that /co/ can give it + +I say we make porn of it and not post it until it loses steam +That way they don't benefit and there can still be porn of them +Them saying its based on real people is worse because that is literal self-insertion so they deserve the porn treatment +--- 137028181 +>>137021192 +I AM THE COOM THAT IS APPROACHING +--- 137028203 +>>137011323 +Pure Streisand effect here, perhaps intentional +At most this would have gotten one, maybe two porn images that are ignored like all shorts. Even hyped shorts like the gay heart one get very few +Now? You just made it a challenge. You will be getting infinitely more because of that +--- 137028212 +>>137022475 +Wow that baby drew a mountain of porn?! That's pretty impressive drawing skills for a guy that can't even walk or talk yet. +--- 137028244 +Ah /co/, you rascals. Always drawing loli porn when told not to. +--- 137028312 +>>137028123 +Lil bro thinks that this is intentional reverse psychology? NAWR he capping on a stack fr, these people are really just that lame and tone deaf, they think they can prevent porn from being made by wagging their finger at the Internet, Lil bro is buggin deadass. +--- 137028414 +>>137026346 +Good shit +--- 137028455 +>>137026949 +>shows and products +perhaps you should re-read what you're responding to. +--- 137028472 +>>137026346 +I thought that was what we were doing here? I don't draw but I assumed someone was working on it. +--- 137028573 +>>137026346 +A daring synthesis. +--- 137028578 +>>137026346 +This was my first thought but I didn't want to draw it because someone would have made a better version and dropped it before I did +--- 137028592 +>>137021192 +And so it begins. +--- 137029420 +>>137011309 (OP) +Is it based on the Jesus painting or is that going to be referenced? +--- 137029802 +>>137011873 +>>137011309 (OP) +>"No, no, no, no Mr. Anon! Don't look at the trick!" +--- 137029969 +>>137029802 +Hehehehehe +--- 137030054 +>>137026346 +I love you, you don't understand but I love you. +--- 137030130 +>>137022475 +The hated him because he told the truth. +--- 137030203 +>>137026346 +>sexualizing minors +you do not belong here +--- 137030235 +>>137030203 +YOU do not belong here. +--- 137030239 +>>137030203 +--- 137030301 +>>137030203 +LMAO +M +A +O +--- 137030318 +>>137029802 +>"Did you two get paint all over me first dollar!?" +--- 137030419 +>>137030203 +It's more comedic than sexual, really. +--- 137030471 +>>137029802 +Underrated +--- 137030515 +>>137030235 +>>137030239 +>>137030301 +>>137030419 +>t. +--- 137030643 +>137030515 +>haha I say bullshit that is obviously bullshit so I can get that sweet dopamine from (You)s +--- 137030724 +>>137030515 +>>137030643 +>t.Pedo +--- 137030773 +>>137017370 +Eventually. Jcm2 did draw that blue dressed oc girl from that thred after all. +--- 137030784 +>>137030643 +>>137030724 +>tt. braindead morons +--- 137030887 +>>137030643 +Yeah? Same goes for the obvious bullshit tweet that fuels this thread, and it's the same message, same effect. Successful bait is successful. +--- 137031367 +>>137022858 +hot. +--- 137031378 +>>137029802 +>>137011309 (OP) +>"This is not good, Carmen! This is not good!" +>"Mr. Anon is gonna be home soon, and when he sees what we did to his priceless painting..." +https://youtu.be/T3dsYZodtkw [Embed] +--- 137031427 +>>137029802 +--- 137031434 +>>137011309 (OP) +>>137011323 +I will now jerk off to your porn +--- 137031453 +>>137031378 +lmfao I love this thread +--- 137031596 +>>137031378 +It's funny, but I was never a fan of whatever the fuck being restrained to a wall is called +--- 137031627 +>>137011309 (OP) +More lesbo garbage? This time starring Latinx teenage self-inserts? Never change, dykes, never change. +--- 137031637 +>>137027424 +>I'm looking forward to talking about it with anons when it comes out +NTA, but we both know that's not fucking happening. If this shit ever gets a thread when it comes out, it'll be in reference to the tweet and this thread. +--- 137031668 +>>137031627 +Sexy teenage yurps are the only acceptable dykes. +--- 137031675 +>>137031637 +Damn. NTA but I was going to watch it. +--- 137031714 +>>137031675 +Me too. Doesn't change the fact all /co/ cares about is Disney schlock and outrage. +--- 137031767 +>>137031627 +Girls who are friends IMPOSSIBLE to anon. +Oh right, anon has no friends, only fellow pedos an flat earthers, and doesn't know what that is. +--- 137031814 +>>137031378 +Heh +--- 137032157 +>>137031767 +Yes, I'M THE CRAZY ONE for seeing two girls in an independent animation and immediately assuming they're going to catch mutual lesbian feelings for each other, after YEARS OF FEMINIST, DYKE PROGRAMMING VIA DISNEY, NICKELODEON AND CARTOON NETWORK ANIMATION FOR KIDS. Noticing patterns? Psh! That's for flat earthers and pedophiles! +--- 137032370 +>>137032157 +Nah, you're even worse for bothering so hard. +--- 137032881 +>>137011309 (OP) +You ever notice how it's always 4chan talking about the small stuff? +--- 137032987 +>>137032881 +Anon knows a thing or two about small stuff. +--- 137033312 +https://litter.catbox.moe/u6ama9.pdf +--- 137033442 +>>137033312 +>https://litter.catbox.moe/u6ama9.pdf +I have no idea what to do with that but... thanks?! +--- 137033488 +pedo faggot thread +--- 137033600 +>>137031596 +Restraints? Lmao, I thought those were stuffed trophies, you know like a moose head wall decor, as replacement for the painting. +--- 137033704 +>>137033312 +>>137033442 +Neato, thanks for the sneak peek +--- 137033721 +>>137026346 +Perfect, a fitting replacement for the art they ruined! +--- 137033914 +>>137029802 +Fuck hispanic america +You anons dont know how they ruined this meme so fucking bad here +--- 137033943 +>>137026346 +Can we upload this in rule34 anon? +--- 137034060 +i’m not much of an artist but i thought i’d give it a shot https://files.catbox.moe/rrsrrw.png +--- 137034180 +>>137034060 +Much appreciated. +--- 137034219 +>>137034060 +looks good +--- 137034311 +>>137029802 + +How long until one of you redraws them in these poses? +--- 137034585 +>>137011309 (OP) +How did this project gain so much attention? As far as I can see it's just a short film made by students. I don't see anything special about it. I'm not hating tho I'm just curious. +--- 137034638 +>>137033312 +Everything good pal, or did someone pissed you off so you decided to leak the whole thing? +--- 137034644 +>>137034585 +See >>137011323 +The creators are either complete retards or 200 IQ INTJ social manipulators. +--- 137034665 +>>137011873 +they're just trying to help! +--- 137034680 +>>137026346 +based +--- 137034695 +>>137026346 +now do them scissoring +--- 137034713 +>>137026346 +>shielding each other instead of themselves + +Incredibly wholesome. What good friends. +--- 137034758 +>>137034644 +I get that the post would make people on 4chan get interested. But the twitter has 1100+ followers wich is pretty big for a short that doesn't even have a trailer or a unique trendy artstyle to get people hyped. +--- 137034828 +Need them making out with the caption "Sucking Face" +--- 137034893 +Anyone got that webm of the blondish girl sliding off the statue? +--- 137034975 +>>137017370 +if the characters are voiced by irl little girls i doubt so +--- 137035018 +>>137033600 +Why do you think there are tally marks beside them? Guess I really need to ante up my draw game. +--- 137035055 +bad end where their plan doesn’t work and they get rightfully “punished” +--- 137035064 +>>137034893 +the WHAT? +--- 137035076 +>>137021192 +there are simon clones now? or is this simon? +--- 137035092 +>>137011309 (OP) +This is so close to being perfect. The girl on the right just needs to be white and not some mystery meat asian like Filipino. +--- 137035114 +>>137011323 +They know they made two cute loli schoolgirls that want to fuck eachother. Who are we to not draw that? +--- 137035208 +>>137035092 +>Carmen and Maria +They're both clearly Hispanic. +--- 137035268 +>>137013752 +>>137013272 +No, you’re right. I’d really rather have indies blatantly “shill”. “Shill” is also an improper use of the word here. Indies cannot afford to shill. Shilling is something corporations here do. + +Maybe Western gotslop fears cute indie productions like this? Organic attention is something they don’t know how to naturally get and Disney, Dreamworks, and all the other major companies loathe little indie animation. +--- 137035327 +>>137028312 +I don’t speak zoomer nigger. What the fuck is it trying to speak to me about? +--- 137035351 +>>137035268 +shill +noun +1 +a +: one who acts as a decoy (as for a pitchman or gambler) +b +: one who makes a sales pitch or serves as a promoter + +They're not paid shills, but I think a creator pretending to be a random anon being like "have you heard of this? I'm so excited!" technically counts as a shil, although not a paid shill. + +It doesn't really matter. Ideally we'd get enough students and indies promoting their work here that we could make a weekly thread for it. There's tons of stuff happening out there, and it would be cool to start getting conversations going about some of it. +--- 137035364 +>>137021553 +Post the whole thing dammit +--- 137035393 +>>137011309 (OP) +>Hey wait a minute, THIS IS JUST CALARTS WET PAINTERS +--- 137035422 +>>137035351 +Okay, Disney shill. Shills are paid. If a little indie animator wants to post their cute girl student film here that’s fine. We’ll never hear about it otherwise betweeen brown mermaid goyslop and brown Peter Pan goyslop. +--- 137035423 +>>137011309 (OP) + +There is absolutely no advantage to being male in the developed world in this day and age. By making shows like this with female protagonists, they are mocking us for not being women +--- 137035448 +>>137033312 +Huh... Official sheets? +Does this mean if someone edits these, it's almost like official, on-model Lewds? +iiiiinteresting. +--- 137035517 +>>137035423 +Just enjoy the cute indie girls, weirdo. +--- 137035545 +>>137035423 +Stale pasta +--- 137035561 +>>137011323 +Based and free advertising pilled +--- 137035637 +>The girls get distracted while in the art museum +>Girl climbs statue but falls down +>Gets her uniform caught on statue which saves her, but tears off all her clothes. +>On the way down she also grabs the other girl for stability, only to tear off hers as well +>Short is now them trying to sneak out without getting spotted, but they keep getting into situations where all their private parts are on full display +>Almost get seen a bunch but almost out +>accidentally knock down two statues +>With attention heading their way, they're forced to hide by posing fully nude as the statues while everyone, including their classmates, look and examine them closely +>Somehow noone notices, but many pictures are taken +>Finally chance to sneak out +>It's the curator +>Oh shit +>he's not angry? +>turns out art critic thought the two girls were the best art exhibit they've ever had! +>Yay! +>....and to make up for the broken art they'll have to spend all their free time out of school posing in the art gallery as the new statues. +>For at least a year +>Girls blank stare in horror as curator says they start tomorrow. +>Smacks their butts on the way out +>Fin +--- 137035665 +>>137033312 +I knew someone behind it made this thread to shill threw their lewd tweet. +--- 137035690 +>>137035637 +that's kind of hot +--- 137035966 +>>137035327 +He's mocking you, faggot. +--- 137036078 +>>137035966 +doing a piss poor job, it's all petty belittlement with no bite or harshness. fags being driven by anxiety and shame with no higher ideals or morals. it lacks meaning, the only way to recover it is suicide. +--- 137036095 +>>137028312 +--- 137036136 +>>137035076 +It's the real Simon. His art has a well-known craftsmanship: https://twitter.com/simon_7617118/media +--- 137036185 +>>137036149 +Got access to any other secret projects people might not know about? +--- 137036224 +>>137035690 +The fetish is called enf, it's an abbreviation, compared to other ones it's tame but has other fetishes people often attach to it. have fun +--- 137036309 +>>137036224 +i know what ENF is though anon +the specific angle of having to pose as a statue while nude is new to me though +--- 137036405 +>>137036309 +it's actually a fairly common scenario +--- 137036645 +>>137035637 +I once went to those "modern art exhibitions" it took place in the play yard of a dilapidated 19 century prison, they where playing black and white artsy movies and some lady was making a dozen of so deaf kids build a spiderweb. +To this day I'm not sure if the deaf kids where there as part of the exhibition or where just helping her to set it up. +--- 137036712 +>>137036645 +--- 137036760 +>>137035637 +young enf is severely underutilized, only instance I can recall of it are the TER Pokemon doujins. + Great read, though. +--- 137036765 +>>137034060 +It's not that bad at all; thanks for sharing, anon. +--- 137036803 +>>137034060 +based +--- 137036824 +>>137017052 +As I recall they said they legitimately didn't see Spike because of vision problems or light problems in the room and were horrified when they found out what they had done. Or something. +--- 137036847 +>>137027424 +>A drawfag from at least a decade past, maybe closer to 15 years by now. +Wow. That's some legacy the drawfag has. Anywhere I can see his previous works? +--- 137036861 +>>137036847 +https://twitter.com/simon_7617118/media +--- 137036876 +>>137033312 +>SavinFace 3rdVer +Now I'm curious about the first two iterations. +--- 137037357 +>>137036861 +>https://twitter.com/simon_7617118/media +Thanks, buddy. +--- 137037468 +Anyone hear about the guy who ate a banana that was taped to the wall? +--- 137037562 +>>137037468 +i would tape these girls to the wall and make them eat my banana + +…i actually cringed typing that +--- 137037587 +>>137037468 +The Andy Warhol piece? No. +--- 137037610 +>>137036876 +the only difference is a few cut scenes that serve no story purpose, like one where the characters pose infront of a painting, and another where they almost knock over a vase. They also end up getting caught by the museum employee. +--- 137037812 +>>137034060 +>not much +>still better than what I accomplished in 20 years + +Fuck my life. +--- 137037830 +>>137036847 +If you wanna go even older you can find a thread over on plus4chan. +--- 137037861 +>>137033312 +Leak some character sheets next time +--- 137037886 +>>137037587 +No. It was by someone else. It was being exhibited in Seoul, and a guy ate it before putting it back on the wall. +--- 137037907 +>>137011873 +HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT. +--- 137038079 +>>137036712 +i really hope you aren't guy +--- 137038096 +>>137011323 + +LMAO + +The first porn will come from some of the animators themselves. +--- 137038190 +>>137037861 +--- 137038217 +>>137038190 +Damn I didn't expect to actually work, godspeed Anon +--- 137038247 +>>137038190 +>one sock falling down to signal her more rambunctious nature + +cute! Cute! CUTE! +--- 137038269 +>>137034060 +What? It's just an ordinary catbox-OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD! +--- 137038400 +Is this a french cartoon or just trying to be french? +--- 137038415 +>>137038190 +>>137038369 +Maria looks like a Ranking of Kings character. +--- 137038511 +>>137038400 +its a zoomer autist cartoon, not french at all +--- 137038533 +>>137038369 +>11 and 12 +--- 137038553 +You can't convince me otherwise that this short is mostly aimed at coomers and pedos, the setting already looks bland as fuck. +--- 137038560 +>>137034060 +Is this the dick of a corpse? +--- 137038585 +>>137038553 +My dude it's a college thesis film for animation students. The audience is "the teacher we need to get a passing grade from." If anyone else likes it, hey, bonus. +--- 137038600 +>pleading to not make lewds +>made by the french +you fools, they're baiting people to draw it and just say "oh no, we didn't expect that" before saving it in their drives +--- 137038609 +>>137038560 +>Maria and Carmen in 'Weekend at Bernie's' +--- 137038621 +>>137038190 +top is so cute. +--- 137038640 +>>137038576 +>>137038369 +Someone has to draw Madame Fru Fru and Camila. Their designs are better than the main girls. +--- 137038679 +>>137038600 +The other day I found a french short of a boy that gets a doll as a gift and the doll becomes an adult woman, kisses his and sleeps with him naked. +Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the french? They manage to be even more degenerate than the japanese. +--- 137038693 +>>137038600 +>you fools +You think we're not aware? It's a tango, anon. +--- 137038695 +>>137038585 +My point still stands, but I get it, a passing grade above meritocracy +--- 137038709 +>>137038600 +it's by SCAD students, its not french at all you dumb fuck +--- 137038713 +>>137011323 +--- 137038749 +>>137038679 +based +--- 137038774 +>>137038369 +>Madame Fru Fru +Thanks for spoiling the plot, you fucking bitch! +--- 137038785 +>>137038695 +Pie-in-the-sky dreams of complex animation are worthless when you're on a deadline and need to get your degree. +Gainax was lightning in a bottle, you're generally not going to see a bunch of truly excellent animators collaborate for a school project, going waaaay above and beyond. +--- 137038802 +>>137038679 +They haven't outlawed bestiality until 2004 and everyone in France has a body count in the hundreds. The French are complete degenerates. + +Don't forget that Cuties came from a Frenchwoman. +--- 137038808 +>>137038600 +>>137038679 + +The french can be allowed to be as lewd as they want to be. They gotta enjoy their time before sharia law inevitably takes over the country and sexuality is repressed. +--- 137038846 +>>137038808 +Give the French some credit. All those riots because their President moved the retirement age from 62 to 64 is pure Frenchman +--- 137038859 +>>137037907 +kek +--- 137038899 +>>137011309 (OP) +I already got the ending, hope you like it. +--- 137038932 +>>137038808 +I really don’t understand why mudslide come to a different country and get mad when the customs there are different and try and change it +--- 137038951 +>>137038932 + +'cause people like to live in first world countries but don't understand how those countries are built. Its always easier to blame someone else for the problems you cause. +--- 137038956 +>>137038932 +France owns half of Africa and blew the rest of Northern Africa back to the Stone Age you're surprised that said Africans came to France? Next you'll be asking why Indians and South Africans are coming to Great Britain. +--- 137039110 +>>137036824 +I'm not saying he's lying, but if I managed to piss off every single person who worked at Cartoon Network as an intern hoping to make it into the industry, I'd probably say something like that too. +--- 137039131 +>>137036861 +oh shit! There was someone who would whip up really good drawings of Jo from Kid Cosmic during those threads. I wonder if it's this guy? +--- 137039198 +>>137016479 +i'm out of the loop on this one, what happened here? diff --git a/co/137014950.txt b/co/137014950.txt index 4931f904a3aeb19e7b9d6eace8362b5359c0900f..cff000568dd9710fa7e030872974e465abc42e9c 100644 --- a/co/137014950.txt +++ b/co/137014950.txt @@ -252,3 +252,621 @@ Gen says it in such a nonchalant way that you don't question it. --- 137021050 >>137020794 Cute!!! +--- 137022689 +>>137019989 +An A tier shitpost. +--- 137023137 +>>137020556 +>Speaking of horny energy +I had an idea for a short comic involving Inazuma and Usagi. Inazuma, still being possessed by Jei, has seemingly managed to fight him off for the time being. Through the power of meddling or because the plot demands it, they somehow end up together at one of the many temples scattered throughout the land. In typical fashion they take their spots in opposite corners but one thing leads to another and things get hot. Then in mid orgasm Jei takes control and decapitates Usagi thus finally completing his mission to ascend to godhood. My artistic talent isn't up to snuff so this will probably remain just an idea in the back of my head. +--- 137023210 +>>137020556 +It's a furry comic so of course it has that. That's how you can differentiate between furry and non furry. +--- 137023414 +>>137014950 (OP) +>NeoFeudal Space Japan Gen +>His horn isn't relaced with katana blade +Dislike, unsubscribe +--- 137023600 +>>137015003 +Alien furry butt. +--- 137023616 +>>137015101 +Which witch Sakai drew first? Kyoko or the feathers? +--- 137023758 +>>137023616 +Space Usagi part 1 and 2 were published years before Grasscutter. +--- 137023798 +>>137020788 +>>137020836 +Wait, the readers are supposed to never know what is the deal with Sakura's brother? +--- 137024305 +>>137023798 +It's purposefully left unexplained, but the most plausible scenario is that she took her own trauma and placed it onto a fictional sibling so she could cope with her horrible childhood. It also explains why she violently snapped when she saw a girl sold into servitute/slavery. +--- 137025302 +>>137024305 +I know that her story leaves it a mystery, but anon's comment made me think that Sakai will NEVER explain it. +--- 137025309 +>>137018239 +oh, missed those. the counts are revised now, I think. +>>137018956 +>we never do these storytimes by publication date +maybe that's a goal for next year, huh? +>>137019989 +lol +--- 137025351 +let's finish space usagi in this thread since there is space by posting the right pages first +--- 137025427 +https://youtu.be/j9gBiWNYvsU [Embed] +--- 137025572 +https://youtu.be/iMiq7eYjQUM [Embed] +--- 137025616 +>>137025319 +>>137025351 +Man, this is some modern hollywood pacing. +--- 137025672 +>>137025351 +Also, didn't we skip like a whole start of this arc, with Usagi's old master reappearing and Kiyoshi's coronation and all? +--- 137025713 +>>137025672 +oh shit ! I thought I ha posted it yesterday... +--- 137025726 +>>137025713 +Well nope, my lying eyes show me the end of the previous story arc with Tomoe's funeral. +--- 137025757 +this is so embarrassing, not even worth of sepukku +so read this chapter before >>137025351 +--- 137025791 +>>137025757 +I just took a random break from RE4 and decided to check the thread. +Imagine what would have happened if I had instead kept on staring at Ashley's assets. +--- 137025826 +>>137025757 +Good job NOT! +Ha ha got'm +--- 137025835 +>>137025791 +ashley's assets are temporary, bushido is forever +--- 137025845 +>>137025726 +>Annual Usagi Yojimbo Early Onset Dementia Storytime +--- 137025903 +>>137025791 +>No way, kisama +--- 137025965 +>>137025823 +>Translation notes: 479 + +>Translation notes: 480 +--- 137025985 +>Translation notes: 481 +--- 137026032 +>Translation notes: 482 +--- 137026036 +>>137025302 +Well Sakai might explain it later but how many years have been? +--- 137026072 +>>137026056 +Those were some jolly space truckers. +--- 137026112 +>>137025883 +It's an interesting mix of intentional anachronisms happening here. You've got a feudal coronation ceremony that's being broadcast by a studio team of producers and technicians (floating robo-droid bringing switch controller a space coffee). I just wonder who's watching. Do the planetbound neo-serfdom peasants get their own private holoprojectors or do they have one giant propaganda screen in town square? Is this going to be licensed for broadcast outside the empire? +--- 137026141 +>>137026112 +isn't it similar to what england is doing right now? +--- 137026155 +>>137026056 +>>137026076 +>Deep fake holo Tomoe +Just imagine what sort of unholy things Usagi could make her do... +--- 137026169 +>>137026072 +They've got a long haul of comet ice to deliver across the sectors, so naturally the adrenaline has got them very energetic. (Many thanks to the anon who dropped this banger in last year's thread) +https://youtu.be/IOgUaFkpS3Y [Embed] +--- 137026177 +>>137025508 +Looks like somebody saw Nausicaa of the valley of the wind. + +By the way anyone read that manga? Miyazaki actually made it a few years prior to the movie to pitch it as a movie because back the only movies based on manga where being made. That being said he continued making it years after the movie came out. It goes to some wild places. +--- 137026219 +and now we return to where we left off on bug planet >>137025686 +just think of it as one of those stories that start in the middle then have a flashback to the beginning. you know, in media res or something +--- 137026223 +>>137026169 +Here's something more space related. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaX3U1w2Kjg [Embed] +So pity us poor sailors wherever we roam! For there's no guarantee that we'll ever come home! +--- 137026236 +>>137026177 +the manga is better than the movie, I recommend it to everyone here. it has so much more going on and with a more... interesting ending +--- 137026264 +>>137026141 +>isn't it similar to what england is doing right now? +But Kiyoshi is being ennobled with actual state powers, and he has literal peasants, bound to the land, in his domains. It's less Televised Royal Marriage On BBC2 and more Glorious Eternal Leader Holds Annual Military Parade Review on Best Korea National Broadcasting +--- 137026279 +>>137026223 +>>137026169 +on a similar vein, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8394E70A4DB81B5D +--- 137026300 +>>137026279 +That's nice, but tell me murder, have you been banned from Argo? +--- 137026316 +>>137026264 +just goes to show which korea knows what it is doing +--- 137026348 +>>137026300 +I have no idea what that is +--- 137026448 +>>137026223 +>>137026279 +First it was anonymous casually dropping a reaction image from Yes, Minister, and now filk?? Usagi Yojimbo Annual Storytime really is the Men Of Culture Yearly. +--- 137026450 +>Translation notes: 483 +--- 137026470 +>>137026316 +>Treacherous archaeoweeaboo ruins everything +--- 137026494 +>Translation notes: 484 +--- 137026563 +Do you think Space Usagi is related to the royal family? Not only are they both rabbits, but he calls Lord Akira sensei, which to me implies this Usagi was brought up on the palace grounds in close proximity to the corridors of power. It's not unknown for cousins or relatives of the main branch of a noble house to end up being their vassals in feudalism, I wonder if Space Usagi's dad wasn't a second cousin or something, and he found a place in his cousin's court and passed on his job to his kid. +--- 137026586 +>>137026430 +I kinda like Uncle Akira's design +--- 137026597 +>>137026348 +Well then, let me welcome you to the proud group of spacers who are banned from Argo! +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfAD_xOvKaM [Embed] +--- 137026637 +>>137026297 +>A morph! +>I can make my own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins! +--- 137026705 +>>137025950 +Enter +--- 137026709 +>>137025572 +>You will ride ze bugs +>>137025603 +>you will eat ze bugs +--- 137026731 +>>137026597 +>>137026448 +I had no idea this was a whole genre +--- 137026737 +>>137026709 +Klaus, plz. +--- 137026757 +>>137026731 +Welcome to the wonderful world of space shanties! +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpgNpVuSLcM [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFSuMCqUQZo [Embed] +--- 137026777 +>>137026348 + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8lvwXx_Y8 [Embed] + +Personally I've been dealing with Carmen Miranda's Ghost, which has it's ups and downs. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5p8YhhaVlA [Embed] +--- 137026825 +>>137026056 +This page always make me chuckle +--- 137026872 +>>137026731 +>>137026777 +Checked +Dawson's Christian slaps +>And the stranger's beams burned brighter than any beams I'd seen before +>And the stranger's shields were harder than the heart of any whore +https://youtu.be/GS0NUtRpyPA [Embed] +>>137026757 +Here's another space shanty yes yes I know meme arrow paracux +https://youtu.be/NUmOnhsdNe4 [Embed] +--- 137026883 +https://youtu.be/NqGLyOd_nnA [Embed] +--- 137026914 +>>137026896 +Watch those wrist rockets! +--- 137026982 +>>137026113 +>>137026126 +>>137026141 +Shit I just realized this is a reference to the thing from another world, in the original book is described as a three eyes ever changing figure. +--- 137027025 +>>137025757 +Unthinkable! Seppuku would be too good for you. +You may join Koro after you finish storytiming Senso. +--- 137027031 +>>137026984 +Ha we ever see another Ram man in Usagi? +--- 137027038 +>>137018236 +Here it is, the very first appearance of Takenoko: >>137027001 +--- 137027082 +https://youtu.be/udcSghaTTMY [Embed] +--- 137027087 +>>137027038 +This is the comic that was published in the TMNT comic? +--- 137027091 +>>137017083 +RIP best girl, she at least scored this time + +Thanks for storytime as always. +--- 137027099 +>>137027065 +Hai hai, Usagi desu. +--- 137027109 +>>137027032 +>Dirty, rotten, scummy NINJA! +- Miyamoto "Don't Hold Back If He's Clad In Black 1488 Heil Bushido When The Shinobi Is Near Have Reason To Fear" Usagi +--- 137027234 +>>137026056 +>>137026076 +And like that, the UY take on the scene from Blade Runner 2049 +--- 137027320 +and this is it for space usagi. now, since it took 3 days instead of 2 the final thread would be on sunday, but I could do a double feature of yokai+chibi so it is on saturday as planned. what do (you) prefer? +https://strawpoll.com/polls/kjn18vjxeyQ +--- 137027434 +>>137027320 +Thanks Murder. Already voted. +--- 137027709 +>>137027115 +always funny +--- 137027719 +>>137027320 +Thanks, Murder +--- 137027857 +>>137027320 +I doubt it but will we be doing 47 ronin after that? +--- 137028002 +>>137027115 +Hold on lads I just realized something +>Space Usagi gives his ancestor a death ray +>After Miyamto Usagi is teleported back to Feudal Japan, he uses the death ray to escape from the Neko Ninja +>the energy discharge from this highly advanced weapon is picked up by long-range automated monitors on the Martian surface +>the automated network awakens the Martian leadership caste that had been slumbering in suspended cryostatis +>alarmed that the Urther mammaloids have rayteknology centuries before they should, the Martian leadership begins a mass thaw for an invasion +>mfw Senso is canon +>mfw Stan had intended Senso to be canon since 1992 +--- 137028037 +>>137028002 +Ullaaa! +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfd95Lo_Ni4 [Embed] +--- 137028370 +>>137025351 +Warrior part II? +Where's part I? +--- 137028410 +>>137025835 +usagi butt +--- 137028413 +Why always turtles at space, why we can't have octopus or jelly fish? +--- 137028467 +>>137025883 +>Kumamoh Minoru of Akageta branch of Hirohoshi clan. +...is Akageta here a name of a person or place? +--- 137028481 +>>137025900 +Why did he do it? +--- 137028493 +>>137015101 +>>137015076 +INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER!! +--- 137028581 +>>137028467 +It could be either, but my nu-yen is on Akageta being a family name. +--- 137028629 +>>137028581 +I thought Kumanoh was that guy's family name. +--- 137028703 +>>137025563 +This is just more of East Asian formalities, is it not? +--- 137028732 +>>137025670 +How convenient that you only saved the girl, Usagi. +--- 137028750 +>>137025835 +>usagi in skin tight body armor, double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon +--- 137028772 +>>137025686 +>I'll team up with traitors, what could possibly go wrong? +--- 137028792 +>>137026258 +I can't believe Rhogen is fucking dead. +--- 137028795 +>>137028629 +That doesn't necessarily disqualify Akageta from being a family name. Consider this scenario - +Akageta Genji, age 51, is patriarch of the Akageta clan (more formally the Akageta-Shirohoshi). While on campaign, he falls in battle. His eldest daughter was married when she was sixteen to prince Kumanoh Minoru, second son of the patriach of the Kumanoh clan. Prince Kumanoh is now Lord Kumanoh, but not of the Kumanoh clan because he has an elder brother. Instead he inherits leadership, through his wife, of the Akageta clan. The Akageta clan does not change its name to Kumanoh because they are more prestigious (being a cadet branch of the Shirohoshi's) but the house councilors allow Lord Kumanoh to ascend as clan leader. + +I have the strangest feeling of deja vu, I think someone asked this exact same question last year. +--- 137028815 +>>137026316 +I thought Neko worked for Kajitori? +--- 137028858 +>>137026381 +Ah, right, Kajitori merely rented their services. +--- 137028877 +>>137028370 +Here: >>137025773 +--- 137028896 +>>137026414 +>His first plan as a ruler os to betray the allied clan. +Some are just addicted to backstabbing. +--- 137028960 +>>137026450 +>This better not be some "the real treasure is friendship" bullshit, nephew! +--- 137028990 +>>137026709 +I just noticed those weren't bugs, but buggs with double g. +--- 137029010 +>>137026815 +Wasn't this released in colour? +--- 137029033 +>>137026883 +Bitch, it's space, this is no longer "the same sky" if you change the planet. +--- 137029097 +>>137027232 +>Each koroshi-tama has s different design. +Good grief! +--- 137029169 +>>137027232 +>BOOOOOOOOOOY +--- 137029182 +The space versions of the familar characters are noticably different but have the same basic motivations. I like it. +--- 137029260 +>>137028795 +Thanks, this example makes sense. +--- 137029306 +>>137028877 +Arigatou. +>>137029182 +Except Space Usagi doesn't have to question his loyalty or Bushido code in general. + +BTW, what made Stan Sakai write Space Usagi in the first place? +--- 137029682 +>>137029306 +Same reason why Sakai created Senso. He likes pulp and sci-fi. That's basically it. +--- 137029893 +>>137029033 +You cannot live in the same multiverse as the killer of your father! +--- 137029910 +>>137029682 +So there wasn't any event that triggered it? +--- 137029979 +>>137029910 +>STAN SAKAI +>YOU MUST CREATE A SCI-FI SPINOFF FRANCHISE FOR YOUR YOJIMBO RABBIT +>MAKE SURE HE'S A TEENAGER WITH ATTITUDE +>YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT LAST PART THO +>Y-yes Lord Shoki... +--- 137030026 +>>137029910 +Apart from getting a free publishing slot at Mirage from his TMNT buddies to make whatever comic he feels like? No. +--- 137030051 +>>137029979 +>teenager with attitude +Closest thing I can really think of is the Netflix show desu +--- 137030569 +>>137016983 +Usagi turns to the Dark Side +--- 137031240 +>>137030026 +>a free publishing slot at Mirage from his TMNT buddies +Ah, this explains it. I assumed he had less creative freedom than he actually had, so the spin-off must have been created because of some event, but that was not true. +--- 137032043 +>>137027320 +thanks Murder +--- 137032227 +>>137028410 +--- 137032261 +>>137028002 +you fool it was always canon +--- 137032462 +>>137028467 +It's local slang for a kind of fish. Not normally used as a name for either. Very rarely referrers to red shoes, but the grammar is weird for that use. + +I think it translates to Sole in english, but fish names don't quite match precisely. I think it's a TMNT throwaway reference. + +Bonus video. +https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcRigzI_jBAZh_UySJv8xuw + +>>137028795 +Right, if it's used as a name, this is definitely the use. + +>>137028581 +Better luck next time, chummer. +--- 137032893 +>>137032462 +That's interesting but it gives no new insight to the question. Whatever Akageta might literally mean still does not tell us whether the Akageta branch is a family line or a geographic location. And I'm doubling down my nu-yen on it being a family, because "branch" when used in this context, in English, is usually (but not always) referring to a figurative branch on the family tree, not a branch like the geographic location of an office of a large company. +--- 137033308 +Part 2 of the new Usagi/TMNT crossover is out. I'm not spoiling anything important, but this one particular thing just became beyond ridiculous. +--- 137033353 +>>137032893 +It could very well be neither. Imagine something called "Red Snapper branch". It's literally the name of the organization. +--- 137033727 +>>137033353 +That still seems unlikely to me. In the previous page Usagi tells Rhogen the loyalty oaths are so "each lord serving under him must swear allegiance to his banner." But I concede, we have collectively already put more five times more thought into those panels in a couple of hours than Stan ever did for his side project, so any interpretation is just as valid as any others. +And I suppose in the feudal-future, even the CEO of the Red Snapper H-Doujin Publishers Ltd can be raised to a lordship and expected to keep hatamoto on retainer for his liege's wars. +--- 137034166 +>>137032227 +I hate it. Usagi butt is muscular, not like these water balloons from the meme. +--- 137034211 +>>137032893 +>>137033353 +>>137033727 +The reason I asked if "Akageta" could be a name of place is this article +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gosanke +Where three notable branches of Tokugawa house were named after the provinces they lorded over. +--- 137034551 +>>137033308 +lol +--- 137034790 +>>137032227 +>.Ain't no way in Enma that Usagi could travel the warriors journey with them thangs clapping +--- 137035433 +>>137033308 +--- 137035537 +>>137035433 +Gen's rhino cock made Kitsune see the error of her ways +--- 137035588 +>>137026112 +My bet is they have personal screens but big ceremonies are a good excuse to go down to a local community center, or convenient barn, hook a projector up for everyone to see and then get shitfaced on space sake. +--- 137036148 +>>137033308 +Are they going to keep this charade up until their either dying or dead. How many generations of lies will this family suffer trough. +--- 137036188 +>>137026872 +contributing; + +>Twin suns entertainment +https://youtu.be/_Zst_NiRZMY [Embed] +https://youtu.be/usarmIEdqcs [Embed] + +>Kirt connor +https://youtu.be/Iavdy2qQCrs [Embed] + +>The Glendale Family +https://youtu.be/QJ7aZHnhGmk [Embed] + +>Elfin Bow +https://youtu.be/CALGElZ9Epw [Embed] + +> Strangs and Stout +https://youtu.be/jLYtoiBbARA [Embed] + +>fiddler317 +https://youtu.be/M3A8TglNpQc [Embed] + +>pixiepqueen +https://youtu.be/LII5OmgZiBI [Embed] + +>Melodicka Bros +https://youtu.be/kB3olCd5pHI [Embed] +https://youtu.be/2iRRXPj0pHg [Embed] +https://youtu.be/SBWa68U1q4I [Embed] + +>and...sesame street? +https://youtu.be/w8f3cLARhhI [Embed] +--- 137036267 +>>137036148 +>Are they going to keep this charade up until their either dying or dead. +Yes. Haven't you read Senso? +--- 137036931 +>>137033308 +Thought Leo went full cyclops there for a sec +--- 137036953 +>>137035433 +So THAT’S how he got so fat +--- 137037142 +>>137035433 +made NOT SHIT by Gen's MASSIVE DICK +--- 137037193 +ah hell, I just got home and it's very late but I have time to post a 20 odd pages comic +--- 137037251 +>>137033727 +That sounds like a mix of Dune and Cyberpunk. +--- 137037454 +>stealth giant mecha +--- 137037573 +holy shit it's the mogura clan! +--- 137037595 +and the reason they have not appeared since forever is because they're emplyed by baldie over he er +--- 137037596 +>>137037573 +haven't seen them in... longer than people here have been alive +--- 137037653 +read: I have extorted the local village of their special wartime taxes, with interest! +--- 137037661 +>>137037627 + +I really want to see the story of how Gen and Kitsune hooked up. And not even hornyposting here, I feel like it would be entertaining. +--- 137037696 +>>137037251 +>the rice must flow +--- 137037700 +>>137033308 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxd23UVID7k [Embed] +--- 137037716 +and this is it, good night +--- 137037742 +>>137025791 +>remake ashley +>assets +Nice joke +--- 137037810 +>>137037716 +Thanks for the surprise second storytime Murder. Okonomiyaki is fucking delicious. +--- 137037857 +>>137037653 +>pineapple centerpiece on the dining table +>Chizu talking to Yukichi +>"Hey kid remember that time 7 years ago when Oneesan took your mouth virginity fufufu~" +--- 137037906 +I googled Sogenji Temple. It's very very tiny. More like a shrine. +--- 137038081 +>>137037573 +Its been a while +--- 137038126 +Last year was my first storytime and introduction to Usagi. We opened an old storage unit since then, and I found something I wanted to share this year. +--- 137038143 +>>137038126 +This all puts Leonardo's bondage gear in a new light, too. +--- 137038155 +>>137038143 +>>137038126 +Having a bit of trouble +--- 137038218 +>>137037627 +>Gen and Kistune hooked up +--- 137038228 +>>137038126 +>>137038143 +>Anonymous finds his old childhood toys +>It's Leo and Usagi +Meme magic is real. A thousand thousand hornyposts on DeviantArt and Tumblr have manifested this reality. +--- 137038310 +>>137037716 +Just look at that smug Tomoe in that first cover, somebody please post a high definition scan of it. +--- 137038331 +>>137038310 +kinda lewd +--- 137038340 +>>137038331 +>kinda +--- 137038343 +>>137038310 +>>137038331 +That is not a look of smug. That is a look of worry. Tomoe is incapable of smugness. +--- 137038399 +>>137038331 +Now that I see her in a bigger scale, she's actually weirded out lol. Nothing a little editing can't fix. +--- 137038518 +>>137038310 +>>137038331 +Women get super horny watching men eat. Raphael, the Chaddest of the Turtles, knows this too. Look at him flexing his big green appetite for Tomoe. +--- 137038762 +>>137037595 +I like to think they don't question their boss is a metal skeleton man (whatever that is) because Lord Hikiji already has a giant snake as a second hand man, this guy at least has arms and legs. +--- 137038782 +>>137037627 +Don't insult our traditions and honor that have constantly fuck over my life! +--- 137038797 +>>137037653 +And with provided I mean I stole it. +--- 137038824 +>>137038126 +Oh yeah Usagi Yojimo from the TMNT episode Usagi Yojimbo +https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2glvd8 +--- 137038863 +>>137038762 +It's because they're blind. +--- 137039046 +>>137026126 + +>Skull balloons: 437 +--- 137039194 +>>137037543 +Such respect from Mikey +--- 137039248 +>>137037653 +Don goofing out diff --git a/co/137017101.txt b/co/137017101.txt index 5b89b5be270eb567967ad700a4443885f12bb712..505d1bc99a4b481948cc8a3f3ed9629fd124286b 100644 --- a/co/137017101.txt +++ b/co/137017101.txt @@ -563,3 +563,593 @@ Waylon, you ate my barber, you asshole Bros, how come Superman never visits this place? Isn't he friends with Batman? Why doesn't he stop by every once in a while? He could brighten our night for once. I'm sick of this doom and gloomy bat dude in a costume. Just bring Supes here and he'll clean house. Metropolis is apparently a fucking paradise. Yeah, sure, it has some freaks in there like Metallo and Parasite, but those dudes are locked up and rarely break out. +--- 137021206 +>>137021160 +Anon, I'm 87.5% certain Batman is just Superman on vacation. +--- 137021215 +>>137021160 +Batman is a creepy fucker who thinks he owns the city why do you think the other heroes also don't visit our city? +--- 137021267 +>>137020980 +His only mistake was to rape none of them +--- 137021307 +>>137021267 +He probably did. Scarecrow wasn’t the same after Boltons time at Arkham +--- 137021330 +>>137021160 +Dude. Have you ever seen Superman at night? +Have you ever seen Batman at daytime? +They are obviously the same dude. +--- 137021429 +>>137021152 +Your barber killed a homeless guy. +--- 137021480 +>>137021307 +Good. I hate Crane, he's the worst psychopath from Gotham +--- 137021492 +Hey guys, visiting from Metropolis here. This city is the suckiest suck that ever sucked lmao. Even some bumfuck hick town like Smallville is better HAAAAHAHAHH. GO METEORS +--- 137021926 +>>137017654 +Does the butt match? +--- 137022271 +Selina Kyle has sex with every man except for Batman. YOU HEAR THAT YOU BAT FREAK! SHE WON'T HAVE SEX WITH YOU BATMAN! SO JUST GO FUCK OFF! +--- 137022322 +>>137017101 (OP) +Anons, I don't know what to do. +>Riddler says I'm too dumb to work for him +>Penguin says I'm not classy enough to work for him +>Bane's MIA +>Mr. Freeze isn't hiring +I'm not suicidal enough to try working for The Joker, the Hatter, Ivy, Two-Face, or Scarecrow, so I don't know what to do. I can't afford to move out of Gotham, and with "honest" work you can't pay rent AND you might get killed by one of the crime bosses. + +Any anons got any connections? +--- 137022375 +>>137018192 +>Clark Kent DOES look a lot like Batman... +Absurdity, Batman patrols here every night and we can hear that damn plane of his every time it goes up, there's no way a full-time reporter also spends his every nightime hour over here, travel time alone would eat up a third of the darkness +Bruce wayne though, he makes sense. He might be some spoiled brat but his personal hatred of criminals and all the money, he adopts all them kids as a cover for them being inducted into that bat society crap. Hell, he's probably gone through 3 different batmans, all dying which is why those kids keep disappearing. Its perfect, he disappears for years and meets whoever the first batman was on his journey, some ninja fuck who didn't like killing people, and bankrolls his entire operation starting a whole school for batmanning in the mean time. +--- 137022652 +So uh, I'm goonin for Two-Face and I'm pretty sure the Bat's gonna show up tonight. I don't want my boss to think I'm holding back or running out on him, but I also don't wanna get crippled. Any ideas? +--- 137022707 +Anyone tired of the south side of town? Some jackass mugged me with a ketchup gun. I'm never gonna get the stains out. +--- 137022754 +>>137017654 +post nose +--- 137022822 +>lost my job at the abandoned factory factory after it was abandoned +>tfw may have to get a job as batman fodder +--- 137022859 +>>137022652 +take your lumps ya goof +>>137022322 +try Black Mask. he's got dental. DENTAL! +--- 137022875 +>>137017101 (OP) +>Thomas Wayne walks his family down Crime Alley™ +>Gets murdered almost immediately +>This surprises people + +My mom used to talk about how shit the streets were, even back then. What was his fuckin deal? +--- 137022904 +>>137017696 +If the Question had a podcast where he just rambled out his stuff and uploaded sources to some deep web site i'd be ten thousand percent down to listen to that dude. The Question could easily have a massive internet following that feeds information to him or gets inspiration from him and try to do the same. + +That's the thing that always confused me about some heros because they have absolute perfect radio voices and their weird quirks and obsession seem super interesting. +--- 137022933 +>>137019821 +Salary is dogshit vs Gotham's cost of living in the neighborhoods where you wont get stabbed by the people breaking out of the place where you currently work. If you're on the floors with the patients you can usually cop a sweet bribe to look the other way or smuggle shit in. +--- 137022934 +>>137017654 +--- 137022946 +Wayne Bruce am Manbat. +--- 137023104 +Who tf makes all these gargoyles? +--- 137023188 +Guys how do I get Harley Quinn to rape me +--- 137023207 +>>137017159 +He's the son of the President. +--- 137023229 +I'm going to rape that copperhead bitch +--- 137023747 +>>137023188 +rape her boyfriend +--- 137023793 +>>137017101 (OP) +I don't know about you guys. But I am taking a fucking loan and moving to Metropolis. +--- 137023924 +>>137023793 +Amen to that. I used to work "logistics" in Gotham, me and a couple of boys from my army days decided to supply the self-defense market. It was all legit and totally legal. Then that batfreak showed up and messed the whole thing up, twice! I struggle with work for a bit, luckily I was approached by some lexcorp recruiter, said they need hard-working people with my set of skills. Sold all stuff and went to Metropolis. Best decision I've ever made. +--- 137023955 +>>137017151 +>becomes solomon grundy/spectre/Deadman +FUCK +--- 137024075 +>>137019562 +Fuck you man, Gray Ghost was my CHILDHOOD, you can’t shit on it like that. +--- 137024091 +>>137019720 +How the fuck do your “patients” keep getting out? +--- 137024159 +>>137017594 +I can attest to the countryside sucking absolute dick. But there are two upsides. +>Own a gun and not only will the rednecks fuck off, you'll find that most are downright hospitable. +>I have chatted with Superman on three separate occasions. +The only thing around here for miles is the Kent farm so I don't know what the hell he was doing there, but it was so cool. He complimented my sweet ass farmer's hat. +--- 137024209 +>>137017654 +I wouldn't put money on Bruce Wayne on a slap fight against your common goon or warehouse worker, that's just fucking silly +--- 137024379 +>>137017616 +>he's generally been shown to be extremely empathetic to poor and low level criminals/bums. +yeah I remember a clip from the animated series where he tries giving money out to the homeless but realises how many homeless there are. +--- 137024421 +Just got rescued by Batgirl and like... Did she dye her hair and get a boobjob? I was rescued by Batgirl before like years ago and I remember her being a redhead with a smaller rack. Also this Batgirl was actually kinda sweet, almost flirting with me before she left. +--- 137024455 +>>137024209 +Yeah, let alone going up against guys like Bane or Killer Croc, Bruce would get murdered on the spot, no way he could be Batman. +--- 137024560 +Any supervillain goons ITT? Been thinking about doing some gooning for some extra cash and wanted to know what villains are more chill to work for. +--- 137024615 +>>137024421 +There’s like 3 different batgirls in gotham right now. Sometimes one of them disappears for a bit then comes back. Idk why but capes are weird like that +--- 137024633 +>>137024615 +You'd think our place would be less of a dumpster with this many capes running around, but it's like nothing's changed, these heroes fucking suck at their jobs. +--- 137024653 +>>137024633 +There’s around 20 of them for a city of millions. Given the circumstances its a miracle they’ve done as well as they have +--- 137024679 +>>137024560 +Cobblepot but make sure to not laugh at him or in his presense and act professional. +If you do a good job and pay him and those important to him a good amount of respect he will give you the same amount back plus an extra bunch of money. +On top you get a fancy suit for free. +--- 137024796 +>>137024560 +Riddle man is good if you’re into manual labour. Lots of setting up traps and puzzles, but he pays well and doesn’t make you work weekends so that’s a plus +--- 137024846 +>>137024615 +Fuck then I hope this one sticks around for a while. She's cute. Dunno if I'd ever date a cape but I'd make an exception for that blonde Batgirl. +--- 137024879 +>>137024846 +Blondy is all yours, I’m lookin at that gimp mask one. She stopped a mugging right outside my building, broke some dudes arm in 3 places. Saw the whole thing from my window, hot as fuck +--- 137024903 +>>137017101 (OP) +The Penguin is based +--- 137024915 +>>137024455 +He might seduce them. You know Brucey's got game like Poison Ivy. +--- 137024935 +>>137017101 (OP) +The criminal market is tough as shit. We somehow always got more mexicans coming in to get beaten into a coma by the Batman for the lowest rates possible. The pay isnt even rising with inflation so Im getting way less value then before. Cant even buy a single Big Mac with a hour of hanged upside down and tortured by these Bats when my grandfather already bought a house just with 3 knights of robbing banks. +--- 137025035 +>>137024879 +You just know she must be a fucking babe under that mask. If she's a Gotham native she's gotta be. The fucking water in this town must have something in it that make all the women knockout babes. +--- 137025096 +>>137018973 +I worked on that farm the summer right after I finished high school. Had more than a couple of romps in the barn with the farmer's daughter too. She's rough but actually kind of sweet. She loved cuddling afterwards. +--- 137025270 +>>137024209 +I dunno about Bruce Wayne going up against super powered freaks, but the guy's built like a fucking truck. He could probably take a couple of goons on, or at least put up a decent fight. +--- 137025307 +>>137017423 +because its unironically better than California. +>>137017616 +This is why I subscribe to the 'batman is more than one person and apart of a government taskforce'. Sometimes you get a goofy fucker in a dinky store costume whos a cool guy, sometimes you get some over-muscled fucking weirdo who is just a fucking cunt to everyone and everything. +>>137017654 +>BrUcE wAyNe Is BaTmAn +Im so sick of this meme, out of all the retards in this city that pent-house man-whore of a celeb is the least likely to be batman. NOW, do I think he might be funding the government batmen thing? Yes, yes I do. Why? To look good in the public eye and do nothing but go to gala's and piss around with some hookers and blow. +>Clark Kent is superman +Another one that keeps popping up alarmingly often, Had to google him and Ill admit that he has a stupid amount of articals dedicated to Supes but so dose Louis Lane and afew other competing articals have afew autistic Journo's just like that. After some looking around? Kent is just some shmo from fucking no-where, hes pretty built but who isnt from a fucking farm town? surprising he went into journalism but hes probably one of those hopeless hopeful's that want to change journalism from the inside out. Fucking good luck I guess the dumb bastard. +>>137018440 +Wow, its nobody. +>>137019562 +I decided to pick it up after some anons suggested it, Its so corny and cheesy but it has a whole lot of charm to it. I really cant stay mad at it for long. I might have a future hobby Fixing up the quality and burning it onto afew CD's for collection's sake since I cant find any box-sets anywhere. +--- 137025310 +>>137017101 (OP) +Should Gotham even have internet? All the people leave once they see how great other cities are. As if it's fucking North Korea. +--- 137025557 +>>137025307 +>Batman is more than one person +This. I was at a 7/11 a couple of nights ago while it was getting robbed before Batman showed up. He was a scrawny-looking dude in a pretty cheap-looking costume who looked more like he was dancing rather than fighting when he was beating the robber up. He never stopped smiling and calling me and the shopkeep "chum". Which is a pretty stark contrast to the Batman I saw a couple of years ago when the entire city went apeshit and started fighting in the streets dressed as clowns. Batman was this muscle-bound bodybuilder looking motherfucker who didn't talk. Dude fucking growled. +--- 137025605 +>>137025035 +Gonna be honest, the mask is kinda the appeal for me. Something about it activates my neurones like you wouldn’t believe +--- 137025646 +>>137025035 +I'm convinced that's part of the reason people don't leave Gotham. The women here are just too fucking gorgeous. I honestly don't think I've ever seen an ugly woman in this city. +--- 137025649 +>>137024915 +I don't think Bruce swings that way man. +--- 137025661 +Bros I just lost my job because the warehouse I worked at exploded. Guys involved were tied up outside when the cops arrived. The boys say they were using it to move drugs at night but I don't fucking know. How am I supposed to feed my family now? Don't know how I'm going to pay my bills on time. +--- 137025683 +>>137025557 +That's weird, I remember Batman being some well built but stoic motherfucker who had a deep but still normal voice, didn't talk much but he didn't sound like he was growling like the guy you mentioned. +--- 137025815 +>>137025683 +Nah, this guy wasnt just well-built, he was built like a brick shithouse. Not Bane or Killer Croc levels, but still really big. And the guy didn't have a tone lower than a loud growl as he was fighting some clowns near my apartment and taunting them the whole way, while reminding them that he was "the Goddamn Batman". +I liked the one from the convenience store more. +--- 137026229 +>>137025605 +I kinda see what you mean. Wouldn't mind fucking some capes while they're still in costume. +--- 137026285 +>>137026229 +How would someone even approach a cape in Gotham, they don’t seem to like talking to the people as much as the ones in the other cities do +--- 137026326 +>>137025815 +Ohhh no no that guy, I heard that motherfucker is insane, just as crazy as that god damn Joker. +--- 137026376 +>>137026285 +Kind of cheating, since he operates mostly out of Bludhaven these days, but I shot the shit with Nightwing for a little while after he scared off some thug trying to mug me. Even bought me a slushie and everything. Really cool, chill guy. +--- 137026466 +>>137017101 (OP) +Some dyke with blue and red hair tried to kill me with a hammer screeching about how much she hated men and bisexuals. Then when I hid, I peered around the corner, and she was literally fucking a red headed chick right there in the middle of the street while everyone looked on. What’s going on? +--- 137026518 +>>137020140 +Saw a photo of this guy in a bar. +Some weird looking thing was serving beer, kept yelling out "I am Baytor" +--- 137026652 +>>137025661 +Sign on with Cobblepot if you just want basic labour/construction. Pays much better than half the shit you get from Wayne Industries. Just don't do bar work at Iceberg. +--- 137026846 +>>137017101 (OP) +Dahl! If you're reading this, send nudes. +--- 137026920 +>>137026376 +Yeah Nightwing seems the exception, definitely don’t see me hanging with gimpmask batgirl like that +--- 137027043 +>>137023104 +(((they))) +--- 137027536 +>>137026376 +based Nightwing +--- 137027727 +Guys I just saw that one Batwoman flying out side of my window + +Where the fuck has she been? +--- 137027765 +>>137022859 +Oh shit, dental? I'm in! Thanks, anon! +>>137022875 +Those rich fuckers think they're untouchable, man. +>>137026466 +Oh yeah, that's the Joker's ex. What's-her-name. I hear she's usually a little more chill than that; musta been on her period. +--- 137027846 +Cop just asked me if I saw anything "out of the ordinary" today. Mate, I'm a delivery boy in fucking Gotham, the oddest thing I saw was Two-Face flipping a coin on whenever he would give me a tip or not instead of opening fire like he usually does. +--- 137027865 +>>137027727 +Probably just came back after the timeline got reset, and yes that does happen don’t bother denying it +--- 137028061 +>>137017101 (OP) +Joker is right! We live in a society where vigilantes like Batman are praised for beating up poor and mentally ill people! +--- 137028156 +Any Anons living in Old Gotham? Saw some construction work going on there, looked as if they're building walls. What the hell is going on there? +--- 137028227 +>>137028156 +Don’t quote me on this but I heard from my cousin who works in city hall that they’re funding some new prison project, could be related to that +--- 137028520 +>>137028227 +Swear to god if the timeline's reset to Arkham City again am burning this hellhole to the ground + +I spend 6 months there for a bum rap, almost died and nearly lost my toes +--- 137028563 +>>137028520 +Well you deserved it. Arkham City was good for our city but of course commies like Wayne would dislike it +--- 137028660 +>>137028070 +That 8 year old was actually anarky without disguise, fucker is actually 12 but is like a small fragile nerd. +Heard he's an "ally" to them so I wonder what happened +--- 137028661 +>>137028563 +Shut the fuck up Joker, I should kick your fuckin ass +--- 137028729 +Holy shit I just took this from my apartment, batgirl is choking out some dude in an owl mask +--- 137028730 +>>137028660 +My guess is he discovered /pol/ and went from one extreme to another, his poor dad must be utterly disapointed. +--- 137028731 +HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANONS WE HAVE A SECOND 9/11 ON OUR HANDS, THEY FUCKING BLEW UP WONDER TOWER! +--- 137028766 +>>137028729 +GIWTWM +--- 137028769 +>>137028563 +Fucker I was there because Strange framed me + +I bust my ass building that wall and next thing I know money is missing and am the prime suspect + +Meanwhile Strange can barely keep his smile off his face and I don't get a lawyer +--- 137028800 +>>137028729 +Never heard of a gang with an owl theme, man. I think you just caught some kink roleplay shit. +--- 137028811 +>>137028766 +Maybe i should walk home at night wearing an owl mask… +--- 137028842 +>>137028800 +>gimp suit batgirl might already have a man +Oh no no no no bros this can’t be happening +--- 137028849 +>>137028729 +Who the fuck wears an owl mask, I ain’ never heard of an Owlman in Gotham. +--- 137028868 +>>137028842 +Gimp suit Batgirl can have her kinky owl bf. I just wand the blonde one. +--- 137028882 +>they don't know about the Court of Owls +--- 137028897 +>>137028882 +Take that shit to /x/ where it belongs. +--- 137028945 +i think they should stop fighting and kiss +--- 137028951 +>>137028882 +>the Gotham elite some how controlled the mob + +Those silver spoon assholes can barely tie their god damn shoes let alone run the city from the shadows +--- 137028976 +>>137017654 +Fucking schizo +>implying a billionaire gives a shit about the people +Just because his parents died when he was a kid doesn't make him less of an evil billionaire +t. employee at Wayne Enterprises +--- 137029110 +>>137028976 +Fuck you + +Wayne paid for the lawyer for me and the other guys in Arkham City who were framed + +Got a sweet settlement and Wayne offered a deal for collage or a trade school +--- 137029116 +>>137028882 +Go back to /x/ with your conspiracy theory shit you weirdo, no one fucking cares about your alien UFO crap when we have to deal with the Riddler’s bullshit on a daily basis. +--- 137029248 +>>137017159 +There would still be another killer going 'round +--- 137029281 +>>137029110 +Wow what a great person he did a publicity stunt for good press +I bet you think there's a "batcave" in the basement of Wayne Tower +--- 137029398 +My piece of shit lPhone had been giving me trouble lately. LexCorp has really been dropping the ball these last few years. Been hearing good things about the new WayneTech phones that just came out, anyone here have one? +--- 137029466 +>>137029398 +They're pretty good, but I think mine is defective. Whenever I try to input my mother's name in my contacts, it crashes, every single time. +--- 137029509 +>>137029398 +>WayneTech phones +Yeah if you like being spied on... +--- 137029558 +>>137029398 +Mine's an older model, but it gets the job done. I like that it's less picky about accessories than lPhones are. There are a LOT of rumors like >>137029509 mentions about spyware on Waynedroid phones, though. I bet ol' Brucy's in bed with China. +--- 137029599 +Starting my internship at Arkham next week. Anyone have any tips? I tried to get out of it, but this is the best I can do. +--- 137029635 +>>137029599 +Arkham orderly here. Don't try to get cute with Isley or Quinzel. The last poor bastard who got a dose of Isley's pheromones woke up naked in her cell after she escaped, with a corn cob jammed up his ass. +--- 137029714 +>>137029599 +We always put the interns on Croc-feeding duty, so I hope you've got a quick hand in throwing his food into his tank. The fucker likes to try and bite our arms off. +--- 137029739 +For a total shithole Gotham sure has some extravagant buildings and projects, which implies it's getting tax money just fine. +Every 10th person is involved in super crime and I doubt they're paying taxes (I doubt henchmen even get paid) +Three-quarters of the rest (including myself) are only here because rent is super low because Gotham is such a silly place. +Who pays this much taxes? +Is Bruce Wayne so rich the taxes he pays are enough to turn this should-be-caravan-park into a gothic-architecture-Chicago? +--- 137029756 +>>137029635 +God I wish that were me +--- 137029758 +>>137017191 +Stop being a criminal and you will have perfectly function wrists. +--- 137029781 +>>137029558 +Oh it's worse than that, Bruce is in bed with Batman and the Justice League. He doesn't spy on us for money or power he does it for "Their own good" + +Because the Justice League can't just settle for having people who bench the planet, psychics and mystics that control and read you mind or even having a god damn LASER point at the earth that can take out a city in a single shot + +They also need to know what porn you like and who'd you vote for + +All that and I still trust them more then the government +--- 137029806 +>>137029781 +I'd be fine with having Miss Martian reading my thoughts and knowing what kind of porn I like. I like to think she's schlicked more than once because of it. +--- 137029807 +>>137019562 +I'm waiting for the new series The Grey Ghost Returns. +--- 137029820 +>>137029739 +Wayne doesn't pay taxes +--- 137029852 +>>137029781 +At least Wayne phones actually work. LexCucks still can't talk about Superman without it autocorrecting to "Stupidman". It's been years since that bug was introduced and they still haven't fixed it. +--- 137029854 +>>137029739 +It has to be some kind of money laundering scheme. My apartment looks like fucking Notre Dame from the outside, but I have to put pots on the floor whenever my upstairs neighbor showers and the doors don't align right. +>>137029781 +>All that and I still trust them more then the government +Same here, which is fucking sad considering the literal wizards and aliens and shit. +--- 137029918 +>>137029806 +Bro do you have ANY idea how many people are fantasizing about her at all times all over the world? +There's no way in hell she, or any other member of TJL still give a shit. +It's like being a nurse, the novelty of seeing a dick wears off real quick. +--- 137029942 +>>137029918 +Eh, maybe she gets a kick outta it. Aliens are fucken weird like that +--- 137030046 +>>137029852 +kek based luthor +--- 137030219 +>>137029852 +>Bug +Kek, there's no way that isn't intentional. +--- 137030270 +>>137029852 +That's a feature + +>>137029854 +At least the League cares about lives just for the sake of lives + +Government just sees us as a resource it can tap at will +--- 137030446 +>>137017101 (OP) +Unironically it'd depend on the iteration of gotham we're talking about, if it's anything supernatural i'm out. Anything too dangerous i'm out. If it's some gritty true crime version then yeah i'd stay there, I barely leave my place anyways and I don't associate with gangs. + +I'd think the rent would be super low though due to a crime rate that'd make El Salvador blush, probably around perhaps 260 a month for an apartment. + +A risk of torture-murder for 260 a month rent? Fuck it i'm in. +--- 137030830 +>>137030270 +>League cares about lives just for the sake of lives +--- 137030895 +I imagine the rent and housing must be dirt cheap in Gotham which leads me to want some sort or mini series about smarmy real estate agent trying to convince outsiders to move in so that he could make some easy money +--- 137030924 +>>137017101 (OP) +>ITT: We all live in Gotham City +>A CITY OF JUSTICE +>A CITY OF LOVE +>A CITY OF PEACE +>FOR EVERY ONE OF US +>WE ALL NEED IT +>CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT +>GOTHAM CITY +>OH YEAH +--- 137031077 +Who the fuck are the assholes flying those blimps around? +--- 137031156 +I think I know why people aren't just getting the fuck out of Gotham +>Live in Gotham +>Decide that "fuck it, low priced housing isn't worth it, I want to move out" +>Housing market gets worse on top of inflation since last you checked +>"Holy shit, never mind, I'll just save more and move later, here's hoping my bank doesn't get robbed again" +>rinse and repeat +Gotham slumlords are laughing all the way to the bank. +Presumably one outside of Gotham. +--- 137031740 +>>137031077 +The cops, so the biggest assholes around +--- 137031818 +>>137017101 (OP) +POV: you try to steal in Gotham +https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRwupn1f/ +--- 137031853 +>>137031818 +POV: you litter in Gotham. +https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRwu9vL1/ +--- 137031871 +>>137031818 +>>137031853 +SOMETHING IN THE WAY +https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRwu5Rmw/ +--- 137031954 +>>137031818 +>>137031853 +>>137031871 +>zoomers gothamites +You're worse than Joker +--- 137032147 +>>137031954 +Don't say that too loud Joker might hear you and take it as a challenge. +--- 137032391 +>>137019349 +thats the only use of AI art that I like +--- 137033186 +>>137032147 +Based Joker wiping out the Zoomer scum +--- 137033372 +>>137033206 +I bet Wayne killed the old man +--- 137033406 +Can someone please give me a qrd on main batman: Is the joker dead? Who were the 3 jokers? Is Alfred dead? +--- 137033640 +>>137033406 +>>137033372 +--- 137033657 +Newfag here. Is this a reprint of the 2016 edition? Also why are these volumes so fucking expensive? +--- 137033683 +>>137028729 +Bat"girl". Yeah right! That is clearly a robot. I keep saying all those batpeople are robots. It's the only thing that makes sense! +--- 137033698 +>>137017159 +I tried once. +--- 137033762 +>>137017101 (OP) +I finally made enough money to move to Central City! Good riddance asshats! +--- 137033977 +>been working from home for years now because fuck dealing with superpowered criminals every day +Really nice of Wayne Enterprises to give me that option. +--- 137034246 +>>137033698 +And what happened? +--- 137034778 +>>137034246 +I'm guessing Joker got to the anon before he could reply +--- 137034954 +>>137034778 +Mayhaps. That's why you don't shit talk the Joker +--- 137035139 +Anyone been to that new Deli that opened next to City Hall -It’s called Gotham Got Ham? +--- 137035209 +Wagecucking in Gotham is literal hell. I just want one fucking day where i don't get a gun pointed in my face. +--- 137035290 +>>137017159 +he's too CUHRAZEE +The bullets simply can't predict his movements! +--- 137035642 +hey im heading down to batburger do any of you faggots want anything? +--- 137035644 +Batburger is over rated +--- 137035929 +>>137035642 +A 6 pack of Robin Nuggets, a Bat Soda and that brown qt in the Wondy costume's digits. +--- 137036068 +>>137035642 +>>137035644 +The duality of man +--- 137036261 +>>137035642 +Uhhhh a Batsodas, a Batburger deluxe, 4 Robin Nuggets +--- 137036345 +>>137035642 +I'll take a riddle-me-fish. The puzzles on the wrappers are a good way to kill time. +--- 137036401 +>>137035209 +Gee anon, how you come get to most of an entire day without having a gun pointed at you, I can't even go an hour without someone trying to mug me. +--- 137036512 +>>137019677 +Real talk though, with the way Superman pulls powers out of his ass, he probably would have some obscure Kryptonian ability to exude aphrodisiacs from his tongue or some shit. +--- 137037511 +>>137017654 +FUCK OFF BRUCESCHIZO. I swear every single fucking time someone says a word of Bats all the fucking schizos come out of the woodwork saying some fucking souless millionare its batman. +I've seen bats calming down children after their parents got killed, him helping with search and rescue efforts, i once saw him in the soup kitchen at the homeless shelter on chrismas. +I've never seen that fucking faggot of Bruce Wayne doing anything besides giving money away. +--- 137037816 +>>137028061 +>He bought in what that thot of Punchline was saying. +You have to be 18 to post here +Go back to watching your 1 hour comp of Thirstraps Clownboy. Maybe if you burn down a car she may send you a pic of her boobs. +--- 137038157 +>Mfw people actually believe that Gotham is worse than Hub City. + +Gotham is a shithole don't get me wrong but be fucking for real. +--- 137038543 +>>137022322 +>not working for Two-face + +Nigga, are you goddamn retarded? Two-face is one of the most successful criminals in the city, plus he does charity work half the time whenever there's a big disaster, zero chance of catching a bat punch to the face. Just never give him a reason to flip on you and you'll be fine. +--- 137038848 +>>137038543 +>Just never give him a reason to flip on you and you'll be fine. +Literally impossible +--- 137038862 +>>137019266 +Kek +--- 137039001 +Why does Batman need that dumb giant bat signal? It's a waste of taxpayer money. Just get a phone, fuckass. +--- 137039022 +>>137029599 +If selina kyle gets dropped of for whatever reason give her something as payment for a fuck n suck, bitch works like a damn hooker. +However the one who gives the best head is the clown. +Doesnt really want anything in exchange just likes doing it, but only if youre depraved enough and wear a batcostume diff --git a/co/137017171.txt b/co/137017171.txt index 984a06418c521a724a9c6719815e90a37a86ffcd..177d02ebe4c212b1c60d957007b747d828f23e48 100644 --- a/co/137017171.txt +++ b/co/137017171.txt @@ -35,3 +35,174 @@ They don't humiliate him in the show nearly as much as the movie --- 137020407 >>137019143 This is missing episode 2 for some reason +--- 137021906 +>>137020373 +He conveniently allowed him to keep his clothes when transforming back with plot device in the show. +--- 137022368 +Batty doesn't transform into clothless human anymore? +--- 137022397 +>>137022368 +>Batty doesn't transform into clothless human anymore? +I don't think she ever did. But she returns to having a human form +--- 137022411 +>>137017171 (OP) +Haven't seen the new episodes yet. So, was there a point in taking away Batty's human form at all? + +Feel free to spoil. +--- 137022438 +>>137022397 +>But she returns to having a human form +And just like that I am watching this +Thanks anon +--- 137022455 +>>137019621 +I knew I wasn't the only one who felt uncomfartable with Batty's current voice (even if it is the same actress). + +Also, it is just me, or did the Aussie accent went over the roof this season? +--- 137022467 +>>137022438 +>the deciding factor of watching the new season was if dog girl turned into a girl or not +Glad I was not alone. +--- 137022490 +>>137022368 +>>137022397 +She never was shown being naked, in her first human appearance she was wearing clothes. My theory is that it's just some of Freddy's spare clothes she put on after transforming. it'd explain the tomboyish style she has going on as well. +>>137021906 +Well they sort of had to introduce some kind of in universe way of keeping clothes while transforming, considering how often all the characters switch between human and wolf/dog form. Otherwise there'd be a lot more awkward scenes of half the cast being naked and needing to find clothes. +--- 137022536 +>>137022397 +>>137022490 +Thus would make me watch the show if they did this gag at least once. It's always boys. +--- 137022570 +>>137022536 +>show nude girls in modern western animation (is Australia considered part of the west? Always had that doubt....) +I know Aussies can be very ballsy nowadays, but would they go so far? +--- 137022601 +>>137022570 +French would be more likely. +--- 137022711 +>>137022490 +There is always some flimsy excuse for clothes working with powers like shapeshifting, invisibility, or whatever. +--- 137022713 +https://youtu.be/6WvIn_IQzY4 [Embed] + +https://youtu.be/THlM4qKWuMc [Embed] + +This is kind of hot +--- 137022800 +>>137022713 +Is she ever going to give Freddy a litter of wolf puppies? +--- 137022811 +Freddy will be forever a pinkhaired fagot poodle instead of proper macho bara Werewolf like his pa. +--- 137022874 +>>137022713 +>magically transforming stray animals into your cute human gfs +My favorite. +--- 137023009 +>>137017171 (OP) +Neat. I actually enjoyed the first one. Even though at some parts it was really retarded, outside those it had great characters interactions and cool lore. +--- 137023034 +I hope we get the movie trailer soon. And for people wanting fetish content, the show is a lot more tame in comparison to the first movie. +I do hope that we get to see the other students in the movie sequel. + +>>137022811 +Somebody has to service the alphas. +--- 137023047 +>>137023034 +Women write this +--- 137023069 +What the weird pee movie gets a TV show too? +--- 137023157 +Nice, didn't expect it this early. Did they turn Scarlett into a werewolf yet? I was surprised it didn't happen in S1. +--- 137023171 +>>137019143 +Can anyone do a mega in good quality and with all episodes? I can upload S1 in 1080p if no one else did. +--- 137023247 +Last scene with her leaning on Freddy on that cliff was pretty cute. +--- 137023646 +>>137023247 +Made a screenshot? +--- 137024503 +>>137022800 +She's got competition +--- 137024522 +>>137020349 +It's also a literal dog gets horny for a human boy the show. +--- 137024590 +>>137021906 +Dropped the show the second that happened. + +>>137022490 +>Otherwise there'd be a lot more awkward scenes of half the cast being naked and needing to find clothes. +And it would have been better for it. +--- 137024611 +>>137024590 +I mean if you're in it for just the fetish reasons then yeah fair enough. + +Otherwise having the characters constantly having to go put on clothes after transformations just slows things down. +--- 137024647 +So the show is like an alternative universe? Freddy's poodle form still has pink hair even though it was originally white and artificially painted pink, also his uncle is free etc. I wonder how they plan to deal with this messy timeline in the second movie. +--- 137024675 +>>137024647 +Plot points from the movie carry over into the show, so we can just assume that somehow the pink dye is permanently attached to his poodle form but not his human form for some reason. As for Hotspur I dunno, maybe he just got out with corrupt politician money. +--- 137024680 +>>137017171 (OP) +So... did he (human) impregnate that dog (animal)? Not yet? +--- 137024694 +>>137024503 +Can she transform into a dog? +--- 137024709 +>>137024694 +Werewolves transform into wolves +--- 137024714 +>>137024680 +They are still kids, or teens I guess. I don't remember if they ever mentioned the character's specific ages. +--- 137024718 +>>137024694 +No she's a regular human, an ex werewolf hunter even. +--- 137024724 +>>137024714 +I thought dogs go from teens to adulthood in days +--- 137024743 +>>137024724 +Batty probably now ages as a regular human ever since she got the human form from the moonstone +--- 137025959 +RTX ON +--- 137026977 +>it's past midnight in Australia +Probably we'll have to wait until tomorrow for some cunt to properly rip and mega S2 +--- 137027128 +>>137020407 + +And the entire second half too, the season has 26 episodes +--- 137028639 +>>137027128 +And? Part 2 obviously releases later like the first season. +--- 137029253 +RTX OFF +--- 137030260 +Has the sequel movie being released yet? +--- 137031110 +Waiting for mega bump +--- 137032265 +>>137031110 +--- 137033877 +>>137031110 +--- 137034054 +>>137020407 +I'm not an australia anon but I was able to get the episodes to play with VPN. Episode 2 just doesn't load at all on the site though. So ABC essentially fucked something up and somehow it's gone unnoticed +--- 137034421 +Maybe someone else can get this ripped, but I can't. There's some kind of protection on the files +https://pastebin.com/1mJz2ruD +--- 137034514 +Okay on second try, I actually got the episode to load. I don't wanna do a crappy screen recording though. Maybe someone else will show up and be able to rip it with >>137034421 +--- 137035821 +>>137020307 +It's not actually that unusual to hear australian women who sound like that in real life +--- 137036920 +>>137025959 +>>137029253 +Both still cute +--- 137038625 +>>137017171 (OP) +That looks like a dog. diff --git a/co/137018840.txt b/co/137018840.txt index 1dbe88aff6576277549d974dbb41711b67666ac0..fa9a786c17ecd1d2f7562bc55f8e164e92eede33 100644 --- a/co/137018840.txt +++ b/co/137018840.txt @@ -39,3 +39,308 @@ I did --- 137020858 >>137018840 (OP) She whores out her girlfriend to businessmen +--- 137021212 +>>137018840 (OP) +That scheming dyke outwitted everyone and got away with everything. +--- 137021448 +>>137020858 +--- 137021511 +>millions +--- 137021523 +>>137021511 +Anon meant to say that she bore millions. +--- 137021536 +>>137019329 +literally such a shitter that he makes two women turn gay +--- 137021679 +>>137021536 +they should call him a waterbender for all those wombs he's been freezing. +--- 137021716 +>>137018840 (OP) +she makes me coom billions +--- 137022394 +>Paired up at the very last minute with a two-timing slut who takes advantage of her wealth. + +This is supposed to be a highly regarded lesbian pairing? +--- 137022545 +>>137022394 +>highly regarded +it is? +I thought no one watched S4 of Korra +--- 137022573 +>>137022394 +>>137018840 (OP) +I love yuri but I simply can't enjoy Korrasami. I just can't forgive the way Korra fucked Asami over our what a cock hungry whore she was. Besides Korra is ugliest chick in the show. Asami deserves better. +--- 137022627 +>makes /co/ seethe +--- 137022781 +>>137018840 (OP) +I liked Asami +Korra a shit tho +--- 137022815 +>5 seconds into spirit world and vacay, and she gives you this look +--- 137022860 +>>137018840 (OP) +She cucked millions of Mako self-inserters. +--- 137023008 +>>137022781 +Why would you say this about my wife? +--- 137023067 +>>137023008 +You like Avatar? +The Last Airbender was a little too childish for my taste. But when The Legend of Korra came out in '12, I think the show really came into its own, commercially and artistically. The whole series has a clear, crisp narrative, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the episodes a big boost. Korra has been compared to Aang, but I think Korra is a far more beautiful, mature character. In '14, Nickelodeon released this; "Book Four: Balance" their most accomplished season. I think their undisputed masterpiece is The Last Stand. The episode was so beautiful, most people probably don't listen to the message. But they should, because it's not just about the journey of suffering and the importance of friendship. It's also a personal statement about society itself. +--- 137023136 +>>137023067 +TLA is a show where a boring and bland MC is surrounded by interesting side characters. LoK is a show where an interesting MC is sorrounded by bland and boring side characters +--- 137023184 +>>137023136 +HEY PAUL! +--- 137023234 +>>137023067 +a mix of Turf Wars and Ruins of the Empire should have been season 5 +>Getting more into Korra/Asami relationship +>More stuff regarding the impact the spirit world has on Republic City +>Dealing with the aftermath of Kuvira and the Earth Empire +>villains that might not be world ending type stuff but rather comfy +If we'd say a Season 5 of Korra would be 20 episodes long because It'd be the big finale I'd probably divide it up +>Ep 1-5: Turf Wars Part One. Setting up Tokuga to be the big bad villaing of the season looking for vengeance. +>Ep 6-12: Ruins of the Empire. Interlude, you'd still hear some of what Tokuga is doing, but he'd be building up his powerbase. But Korra and Kuvira would be dealing with Commander Guan and his brainwashing scheme. +>Ep 13-20: Turf Wars Part Two & Three +--- 137023248 +>>137023136 +Incorrect. Korra is a masterpiece. Take it back. +--- 137023274 +>>137023234 +Bro, Korra is UNIRONICALLY the greatest cartoon of recent years. I cannot fathom anyone thinking otherwise. Korra is artistically, and intellectually the best written show arguably ever +--- 137023286 +>>137023274 +bro, LOVE me some smug Korra +--- 137023331 +>>137023008 +I dont get it? +--- 137023385 +>>137018840 (OP) +I doubt a million people even watched the Korra finale. +--- 137023403 +>>137023331 +>Bro, Korra is UNIRONICALLY the greatest cartoon of recent years. I cannot fathom anyone thinking otherwise. Korra is artistically, and intellectually the best written show arguably ever +--- 137023553 +>>137022627 +what does Korra's mouth taste like +--- 137023581 +>>137023553 +like dick prob +--- 137023637 +>>137018840 (OP) +Correction! +--- 137023644 +>>137023581 +Mine, specifically +--- 137023727 +>>137023644 +Ofc, she's the town bicycle +--- 137023792 +>>137021511 +>those ratings +why is TLOK relevant again? +--- 137023945 +>>137023792 +It's not? +Practically sent a world known series into a coma +--- 137023956 +>>137023067 +This post is AI generated +--- 137024077 +>>137018840 (OP) +>becomes the true villain by making sure the avatar has no progeny +--- 137024356 +>>137023644 +jealous +--- 137024535 +Asami had less personality than Appa. +Dyke or not. +--- 137024561 +>>137024077 +The Avatar reincarnates, she doesn't need to reproduce. Don't worry, there'll always be an Avatar. +--- 137024574 +>She is literally the richest woman on Earth +>Korra is literally god given human form, complete with super powers +Why don't these two rule everything as supreme lesbian slut dictators again? +--- 137024667 +>>137021536 +Did he actually do anything wrong? +--- 137024678 +>>137018840 (OP) +To save trilions (of sperms, which count as people and you are a murderer if you think otherwise) +--- 137024691 +>>137024535 +What was her character anyway? Realistically what did she have? +--- 137024710 +>>137024574 +Korra is too retarded to actually rule anything she can barely mediate>>137024574 +--- 137024841 +>>137024561 +a childless one without a legacy +--- 137024925 +>>137018840 (OP) +No, the writing did. The pairing came out of nowhere and felt like ticking a checkbox to get fags to harp about it because that crowd will praise literal shit so long as its representing them in some fashion. Asami was basically a nothing character otherwise + +Besides, even outside of that, you'd figure Asami would have more reason to dislike Korra between her bad history with benders and Korra fucking around behind her back with Mako when they were together. Korra is super hot though Ill give that +--- 137024940 +>>137018840 (OP) +Okay? So did hitler +--- 137024955 +>>137024574 +Korra is a fucking jobber. She could be taken down +--- 137025044 +>>137024574 +That's why Asami groomed her. To have the ultimate weapon at her disposal. +--- 137026543 +>>137025044 +The ultimate weapon never performs uer pressure, if it's the same story on bed yeah she can easily be groomed +--- 137026638 +In the spirit world, girls can get pregnant from other girls. +It's a very mysterious place. +--- 137027419 +>>137018840 (OP) +I only watched this show a couple of months go and was shocked that she wasn't a bender. +For years I just assumed the black haired girl with eye shadow must be firebender and start out as a villain, +--- 137027429 +>>137027419 +ethnically she's fire I think +--- 137027432 +>>137022394 +Not even the last minute. +When I finally watched this I figured surely people were exaggerating saying the romace is inroducedin the last scene of the show but no, it isn't even in the show at all. +--- 137027488 +>>137027419 +She was planned as a villain at some point but that was scrapped, that role going at the end to her dsddy +--- 137027956 +Meanwhile best girl gets no attention. +--- 137027968 +>>137027956 +There's a correlation between screentime and likability in Korra. An inverse correlation +--- 137029124 +>>137027956 +What happened with her at the end? +--- 137029201 +>>137029124 +Got married to best boy and lived happily ever after. +--- 137029204 +>>137029124 +Got married to the man who got away with every villainous thing he did. +--- 137029213 +>>137018840 (OP) +I don't think anyone has any strong feelings about Asami at all, that's kind of the problem. +--- 137029224 +>>137018840 (OP) +>barely any screentime +>still the best romance in Avatar +sheer sexual magnetism +--- 137029945 +>>137029204 +That’s how Varrick roles baby +--- 137029988 +>>137027488 +I never saw Hiroshi as a villain, just extremely tragic. +--- 137030250 +>>137029224 +that korra face is a damn abortion +--- 137030327 +>>137027956 +She got her happy ending, so no drama. +--- 137030462 +>>137023956 +>This post is AI generated +Incorrect. I typed is out myself. Not every lengthy post is AI, smoothbrain. +--- 137030663 +>>137029124 +Varrick was so likeable to the public they didnt have the balls to make him a proper villain, so he ended up more or less getting reedemed and married with her. +--- 137031166 +>>137018840 (OP) +I dislike the ending moreso out of principle. It felt ingenuine and more as a cheap way to get people to look at the show fondly. That said if it was actually implimented through the show and not in the literal final seconds I wouldn't have minded. + +Hell of a better ship than Korra and Mako. +--- 137031262 +>>137018840 (OP) +Am I the only one that bothers you that the sato company continues to create weapons? +Isn't it controversial that the avatar dates the CEO of a company that creates weapons? +--- 137031273 +>>137023067 +Ai post +--- 137032067 +>>137031166 +My view too. The only problem with Korrasami is that Asami isn't a fucking character. And that's not a recent critique, people were calling her the series' Appa back during season 2. +>>137031262 +Do they? I think they make planes but the Future Industries airship is like a yacht equivalent and their big project in season 4 was a railroad. +--- 137032909 +>>137018840 (OP) +Asami kind of just existed but her girlfriend was an obnoxious fuck that needed a good slap to the face more frequently. I found Asami actually looked like she would be a part of the Avatar setting in the not-1920s compared to the other three dipfucks who felt out of place either way. Mako and Korra both looked and acted like Final Fantasy rejects post-FFVII. +--- 137033498 +>>137031166 +>and not in the literal final seconds +I maintain that it wasn't even in the final seconds +--- 137034122 +>tfw you will never be raped by Kuvira +--- 137034991 +>>137034122 +why was she so absurdly hot? +--- 137035084 +>>137034991 +--- 137035666 +>>137022627 +Huh. Still kinda weirds me out how much of a shorty Korra is every time I see her. Dunno why it does. +--- 137035776 +I wonder if there is a chance they retcon korra in the Avatar Studios stuff coming out +--- 137035835 +>>137035776 +Doubtful. If anything I could see trying to fix the spirit link being a plot point +--- 137035915 +>>137035776 +Just make a lone gunslinger Azula in exodus movie. Keep Korra canon whatever +--- 137035932 +>>137018840 (OP) +Asami deserved better than Korra +--- 137036389 +>>137029204 +>capitalist funding the worst people on earth gets away with it because he has money tied up with important people on the """good""" side +most realistic thing in avatar desu +--- 137036457 +>>137035915 +fistful of dollars but with Azula +sounds based +--- 137036934 +>>137035666 +She has a Napoleon complex +--- 137037188 +>>137035666 +Nice digits satan +--- 137037351 +>>137035915 +azula wandering the land getting into wuxia adventures sounds dimes +--- 137037416 +>>137034991 +Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. +--- 137037824 +>>137034122 +>>tfw you will never be raped by Kuvira +Unless you mean while you are asleep, drugged, and/or gaged; you can't be raped by Kuvira, you slut. +--- 137037869 +>>137035932 +Asami / Iroh II is the gentleman's ship +--- 137038469 +>>137018840 (OP) +Why is avatar so overrated, korra and the original +--- 137038548 +>>137018840 (OP) +Is it true they made her put her hair up in a ponytail for lack of budget? +--- 137038643 +The only thing that bothered me about Asami was that she threw Mako under the bus and left him in jail, and quickly forgave Korra even though she was responsible for her relationships to fail +--- 137038724 +>>137038469 +i love it but i agree it's overrated. atla is stuffed full of plotholes, clumsy writing, and deus ex machinas. the pacing is ridiculously bad. half of book 3 is them dicking around and wasting time, then suddenly it's RUSH RUSH RUSH COMET IS COMING. and aang has 3 weeks to learn firebending, which he somehow does. while it took roku 12 years to master the elements, aang, with a half assed effort and notorious slacking-off and lack of discipline, learns them all in 1. + +it has great potential but sloppy execution +--- 137038816 +>>137038469 +because tla was better than its non-anime competition and korra was its sequel so it road the wave until it killed it. Even now I can't think of many action cartoons I'd say are much better than tla diff --git a/co/137019935.txt b/co/137019935.txt index 23e1e80b3ac181f7753c1ce850d358a416a6339c..d4775508ec40c0d27b9be93d6ee690b515719081 100644 --- a/co/137019935.txt +++ b/co/137019935.txt @@ -34,3 +34,242 @@ Pic related is probably the most brazen example I've ever seen. >>137019957 American Dad is the only show I can think of that could give TS a run for it's money. Still, considering TS is a "kids" show, making all that fly under the radar is all the more impressive. +--- 137021376 +Wtf were they thinking? +--- 137021541 +>>137019935 (OP) +>My Gym Partner's a Monkey +>Chew on this +--- 137021615 +>>137021376 +The same thing a lot of writers thought when pitching their Fantastic Voyage parodies. “Ha ha wouldn’t it be funny ha ha” +--- 137023086 +>>137021615 +It is very funny haha +--- 137023814 +Its shocking how much inflation and vorring happens in Ed Edd n Eddy, a show that really shouldn't have a lot of it. +--- 137023912 +>>137023814 +Not to mention the sumo Jimmy episode. +--- 137023962 +>>137023814 +Almost every episode of Ed Edd n Eddy that has to do with inflation or big bellies or getting fat e.g. Fat Naz has the same writer on. Same with every episode that has to do with Double D stripping to his underwear or getting naked. Thats another writer. +--- 137024273 +Foot growth episodes are kino +--- 137024317 +>>137019935 (OP) +Seem like the best bet is to make the character non human. +https://youtube.com/watch?v=1H1j3gAvvME [Embed] +--- 137024351 +>>137023814 +Same with socks +--- 137025119 +I wonder if most of the fetish episodes, at least the ones pre-2010 weren't actually the writer's fetish and more just the humor at the time that grew into a fetish for others due to exposure to it in their youth. Especially when it comes to the gross out humor of the 90s. So they just wrote all this fart stuff and getting fat stuff and stinky socks etc. because that was the humor at the time. Something like a character being pantsed was commonplace in the 90s. Then since people develop fetishes from stuff in their youth, watched those cartoons, and thats how those episodes ended up "fetishy" when they were initially came from a completely innocent mindset of "wouldn't it be funny if..". +--- 137025171 +>>137025119 +Meybe some but others where too common not to be fetishes +--- 137025349 +>Lisa was aware the whole time of her short dress and how revealing it is +--- 137026083 +>>137019935 (OP) +--- 137027302 +>>137025349 +It needs to be more overt and recurring than that to qualify. +--- 137027350 +>>137027302 +I dunno I found that was weirdly out of place. +--- 137028254 +>>137027350 +A barely-disguised fetish that does not make. +--- 137028596 +The SpongeBob writer who inserted vacuum cleaners into all his scenes https://files.catbox.moe/vq0egk.mp4 +--- 137028643 +>tfw you can't source back your fetishes to any exterior media that might have originated it +What does this mean +--- 137028688 +>>137019935 (OP) +Batman Beyond pretty much constantly. +One trope I wanted to see done was something like a happily ever after for the Spider-Man venom suit or another such 'female Frankenstein' plot. A variant on the Anne/Clayface situation but with a happy ending. +Say she's made as a dead ringer for, I dunno, Dorothy R Wayneright, but the person that was supposed to buy her an heroed out of grief and shame, so her creators use her to commit crime. He's a superheroic enforcer and he mistakes her for a hostage instead of an accomplice at first. They fight and he subdues her, but her creator abandons her to get away and she loses her mind as a result. He manages to stop her from killing anyone by directing her hatred at him, almost getting himself killed in the process. +When she gets out of prison or what not, she goes to the hero because she's the only person she can remember besides her creators after all those years and they betrayed her, while he was doing vigilante work, she doesn't think she's capable of doing anything else. +Together they fight crime. +--- 137028784 +>>137028254 +I just wanted to contribute... +--- 137028801 +>>137024273 +Only if it happens to the girls. +--- 137028829 +>>137020022 +>Thinks anyone would watch an episode of FOP from the later half of the last season. +--- 137028900 +>>137028643 +Means you've fucked up your first fap +--- 137029025 +>>137028596 +This is incredibly weird. +--- 137029252 +>>137029025 +>just a running gag bro haha +--- 137030008 +>>137020022 +From the same season: Chloe being turned into an adult womsn with attention to the size of her rear +--- 137031377 +>>137029252 +An oddly specific running gag. +--- 137031379 +>>137028900 +That's a horrifying thought that your fetish can come out of nowhere and imprint on you and you're fucked the rest of your life. Watching cartoons would be a roulette wheel during formative years if that was how it worked. +--- 137031478 +>>137020206 +I don't know why this one American dad episode gets singled out instead of the one with the plot literally revolving around the Stan and Francine discovering the concept of fetishes +--- 137031541 +>>137031377 +Blame Roger Rabbit +https://cartoonresearch.com/index.php/toons-abhor-a-vacuum-part-1/ +https://cartoonresearch.com/index.php/toons-abhor-a-vacuum-part-2/ +--- 137031624 +>>137020206 +God, I fucking hate breast milk fetishism. Its so fucking gross to me, and I don't know why. +--- 137032319 +>>137028596 +Who made this video? +And yes this is extremely odd +--- 137032378 +>>137031379 +>Watching cartoons would be a roulette wheel during formative years if that was how it worked. +Depends on when your formative years were. At one point, most shows shared a jackpot. +--- 137032452 +>>137032378 +is Slimer gay? +--- 137032494 +>develop a growth fetish because of this +The game was rigged from the start. +--- 137032522 +>>137032319 +>Who made this video? +It was this guy. https://www.youtube.com/@ffloat. +I think the original vid got a copyright strike or was just blocked so that catbox link is the only way to see the video now. +--- 137032973 +>>137028596 +>zeus cervas is roombafag from the /trash/ vore threads confirmed +--- 137033014 +Episode where the titans get stuck in an elevator and beast decides to pee his pants and on the floor as explicit as you can without even saying it or showing anything. There’s a wet sound and says don’t mind the wetness when they hug later +--- 137033121 +>>137033014 +>not mentioning Serious Business +>not mentioning Smile Bones +>not mentioning Legs + +i swear, pre-movie TTG is a different beast entirely. +--- 137033189 +>>137032452 +well he looks like a gay guy +--- 137033239 +>>137031478 +Because that one was explicitly about fetishes, rather than being barely, poorly disguised as plot devices. +--- 137033268 +>>137028829 +>Thinks anyone would watch season 14 at all. +You'd have to make it through the baby AND the dog to even get there. +--- 137033349 +>>137032973 +>roombafag +Please explain +--- 137033386 +>>137025119 +My theory is that its a combo of both. Like there were coincidences and people who got their kink under the radar under the guise of comedy. Like how the same wroter is responsible for a lot of the muscle growth in FoP. I bet that's a kink but all his fellow writers and storyboard artists didn't notice or care because it seemed innocuous. +--- 137033604 +>>137033349 +a couple days ago, /trash/'s vore general would get influxes of some anon posting vaccum cleaners and roombas sucking things in and getting deformed in typical vore fashion. +--- 137033994 +>>137033604 +The sandy cheeks guy posts on 4chan? +--- 137034014 +>>137031624 +Its because breast milk is made by modified sweat glands. Shits gross, its not like the hentais at all. +--- 137034094 +Fetishes are self-reinforcing, if you always see X during sex times then X will get an erotic association in your brain and you'll become sexually aroused any time you see X even if its normally not sexual at all. Essentially its Pavlov's bell making the dog drool though its got nothing to do with food. + +If you just stick with the normal stuff and avoid your fetish the association will weaken and eventually go away permanently. +--- 137034141 +>>137019935 (OP) +The poop stuff in Bob's Burger's, particularly the Louise can't shit ep, comes across as this to me +--- 137034144 +>>137030008 +Its weird how every guy commented how nice her ass looked in those jeans. +--- 137034164 +>>137028643 +tell us. +--- 137034429 +>>137028643 +Sorry for dusting out my psychoanalytic hat. +Fetishes do not need to have clear moments in life to trigger them. +Fetishes happen as a result of you being thought social norms, so sexuality existed as this space where you're free from social norms and fetishes are the freedom you want to exercise. +Why do people choose a fetish is a completely arbitrary decision, almost random, the point is that your choice of fetish doesn't have any ulterior meaning and probably no moment where it was triggered. +I have to highlight that any sexual practice no matter how vanilla it is is a fetish because sexuality without fetishes wouldn't be sexuality and fetishes without sexuality are social norms. +*Sniff* +--- 137034486 +>>137019935 (OP) +>Mommydom +Just have an overly protective and affectionate adoptive/surrogate mother character for the protag. Job done. +--- 137034505 +>>137034164 +Quite simply, I enjoy attractive women being ravished by fat old and ugly women. But as I said, I know of no source to it, and it's a rare fetish ti have even today, but it's definitely something I at least thought of as a child even. I hope it's not a bizarre repressed memory. +--- 137034550 +>>137019957 +Specifically from Totally Spies, that clone episode is great. The mutilated bad guy who clones the three heroines and hundreds of times and uses them as his henchwomen? + +I’m not proud of that fap, but I’m not apologizing either. +--- 137034569 +>>137026083 +This evidence is a reach to be completely honest +--- 137034832 +>>137033121 +>>137033014 +Or butt atoms. That would’ve been better if it was raven starfire or jinx though +--- 137034958 +>>137034141 +>>137019935 (OP) +In terms of Bobs Burgers, I wouldn't be surprised if this episode was some kind of fetish thing. It was out of character for Louise, and also wasted Logan's potential as a character. +--- 137035243 +>>137019935 (OP) +>If you where a writer how would you do it in your favorite show? +I been toying with this idea of a cupid themed super heroine for a long while, wearing diapers goes along with the gimmick and having her hang out with other superheroes is just expected for the genre. +--- 137035339 +>>137033604 +all I can think of is this +--- 137035505 +DARE YOU ENTER +--- 137036252 +>>137035505 +Wasn't this the movie where the boy turned dog gets a love angle with a girl dog and then adopts her when he goes back to being a human? +--- 137037513 +>>137035505 +Whose sparkledog is this +--- 137037583 +>>137034429 +here you go king +https://files.catbox.moe/va3v82.wav +--- 137037822 +>>137037806 +--- 137037840 +>>137037822 +George of the Jungle doesn't get much attention. +--- 137038378 +>>137037806 +>>137037822 +>>137037840 +What made them give this show another season so many years later? If there was a new movie coming out that they wanted to cash in on that'd at least make sense. Corneil and Bernie (Watch My Chops) even got another season much longer after as well. +--- 137038569 +>>137023814 +>>137023962 +>>137023912 +>>137024351 + +[Spoiler]Its all Antonucci's, look up his previous works[/Spoiler] +--- 137038754 +>>137037840 +All I know is that one episode that straight-up copied Dave the Barbarian's FMG episode, only they skipped straight to her being a sun-eclipsing Neanderthal. +--- 137038895 +>>137020022 diff --git a/co/137020092.txt b/co/137020092.txt index c910476ae14e44a2be802f72a3cba371bd8bcf03..e001c40e0360fe47c771340bc8ef877f49689f82 100644 --- a/co/137020092.txt +++ b/co/137020092.txt @@ -78,3 +78,199 @@ Yeah, the characters are written to be very annoying. And, to be fair, this isn' >>137020739 >they really did zoey dirty in that ep where everyone gives her crap for stealing the guy from them The optimist in me says that episode sorta got away from the writers. The pessimist in me thinks the writers believed the characters were justified, at least in part, in the way they treated Zoey. +--- 137022054 +>>137020101 +I feel like Trudy acts like a giant cunt too often, but shes cute, so she gets a pass. +--- 137022584 +>>137020101 +She must be going by looks, because in terms of personality Zoey is the closest thing there is to a "catch" in Penny's circle of petty gaslighting backstabbing uberbitches. And Zoey isn't even that bad looking by the show's standards. + +>>137020523 +No, Dijonay is not fit for relationships with humans. Or any other living mammals. +--- 137022621 +>>137020092 (OP) +no it only works if it's natural and both characters are fun like this. Also literally that is every lesbian show anon. just say you wanted to post this artist and ship I like it too just don't cap. +--- 137022625 +>>137020101 +LaCienega, Maya and Michael are the hot ones, I pressume. + +Dijonay is still a step up from Zoey, at least there's enough to fondle. +--- 137022879 +>>137022625 +>Dijonay +>A step up from anything +She's literally designed to resemble a turd. +Of the lot of them, Zoey's the only one you could hope to have a relationship with. The others would cheat on you in less time than it takes to boil an egg. +--- 137023293 +>>137020092 (OP) +Yes +--- 137023684 +>>137020101 +TRUDAYYYYYY +--- 137024025 +>>137020092 (OP) +--- 137024036 +>>137024025 +--- 137024047 +>>137024036 +--- 137024054 +>>137024036 +>>137024047 +>>137024025 +cute +--- 137024058 +>>137020092 (OP) +I thought this was Turning Red incest +--- 137024078 +>>137020101 +They need more sleep over episodes +--- 137024189 +imagine Zoey getting taller and longer. +>she can change the ceiling lights and touch the other side of the room with her feet +>without leaving Penny's bed +--- 137024352 +>>137020101 +Would it be better to experiment with the social justice chick? +--- 137025437 +>>137020101 +>>137020313 +who is this artist? +--- 137026514 +>>137025437 +Scumbubbl +--- 137027295 +>>137020092 (OP) +only if the cool chick is also an alpha bitch +--- 137028552 +>>137023615 +Kendra would be a better pairing to Reggie imo. +--- 137028625 +>>137020214 +>>137020582 +This shit ain't niche nigga. You just aren't looking hard enough. +--- 137028748 +>>137020092 (OP) +The idea of them suddenly being gay is less of an issue than the fact that Penny and her friends are all too consistently shitty too each other for romance to work between any of them. +--- 137028906 +>>137028748 +My lesbian shipping goggles ironically went on the the white boy dating episode and evil clome episode. All the girls and Micheal gang up on her except Penny. After they all leave Zoey says to Penny + +>You didn't say anything. You just stood there + +After Penny can't even offer a retort and Zoey leaves while Penny is crying. So out of all the friends I do get the sense of something deeper. + +Next is the evil clone episode. Zoey spends the night and the next day the town is filled with opposite clones. The yuri shipping isn't that strong other than seeing these teo hang out all episodes. Except for. The end Zoey bring sugar momma to save Penny, definitely a knight in shining armor moment. +--- 137029030 +>>137026514 +thanks +--- 137029286 +>>137024352 +Probably just a little worse personality wise. Social justice chick is annoying, but she's much better than Penny's actual friends. +--- 137029315 +>>137028625 +But, if I have to look hard for it, doesn't that imply its pretty niche/obscure? +--- 137029488 +>>137029286 +Someone in tte last thread brought up, it would he funny if she gets a white boyfriend then tries to hide it. Eventually the boyfriend brakes up with her because he didn't like dhe was embarrassed to be seen with him. +--- 137029531 +>>137028906 +I'd be down for that if they followed up on it with Penny actually apologizing to Zoe proper at some point. But I guess that's what fanfic is for. +--- 137029668 +>>137029531 +Honestly. I can never take Proud Family serious. They bring up issues but then only show one side of the conversation. This is a show in which someone literally screams "use your white privilege" like it's a damn pokemon move. +--- 137031301 +>>137020092 (OP) +Suffering incoming +--- 137031412 +>>137020092 (OP) +Penny's friendship with the girls reminds me of shark relationship. Where they get along with each other as long as it's convenient and they all have food. +--- 137031417 +>>137023615 +They'll never be together. That shit died remember. +--- 137032039 +>>137029668 +Proud Family's a weird show because the majority of it is a comedy with mean-spirited characters, but then they'll abruptly turn around and try to make a point on some serious social issue but fail to change the characters to accomodate it. +--- 137032163 +>>137020092 (OP) +>>137020101 +I don't even ship these two but I recognize that dating each other would probably be the best thi g to happen to either of them. Everyone else in their circle of friends is the fucking worst. +--- 137032175 +>>137020232 +The calm brainy one and the extroverted brash one is a super popular dynamic. Especially in your recent lady pairings. + +Asami and Korra. +PB and Marceline. +Sapphire and Ruby. +Caitlyn and Vi. + +Lots or reds and blues. +--- 137032179 +>>137024189 +--- 137032250 +>>137020258 +>Thought +--- 137032783 +>>137020557 +I hate to say it but those lips do it for me. +--- 137033758 +>>137024352 +nah she only experiments with white dicks +--- 137033949 +>>137033758 +>Tfw in the middle she just starts screaming raceplay shit +"Yes mastah, breed your slave!" +--- 137035395 +>>137020092 (OP) +Pretty much the sole reason anyone has ever heard of Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken is because they want the popular and cool mermaid chick to get tentacled by the shy kraken girl. +--- 137035618 +>>137020101 +ISHYGDDT face +--- 137035646 +>>137033758 +Considering the recurring joke about the most intensely pro-black girls dating white guys, it wouldn't be inaccurate for this to happen. +--- 137036534 +>>137020101 +Don’t be racist, Trudy. +--- 137037371 +>>137031417 +A man could dream. +--- 137037566 +>>137020092 (OP) +>would ... lesbian? +Does the Jew fund the show in hollywood? +--- 137037713 +Yurifags deserve nothing but a bullet in their skulls +--- 137038462 +>>137024025 +>>137024036 +>>137024047 +Well now I ship them. +--- 137038522 +>>137037713 +>Prefers Bara +--- 137038564 +>>137020092 (OP) +Zoey is the only remaining one of Penny's friends that ever seems like a decent person. She's too cowardly to go against the group when they're doing something bad, but I can't think of any time when she herself was the one to start something shitty (there might be an instance or two, but nothing compared to the others). If Penny has to date someone from the show, Zoey's the best choice. Winner by default, but still winner. + +Sticky WAS the best choice, but he went on a bus. Plane. Whatever. +--- 137038747 +>>137020101 + +Does she have a ranking system of how bangable her daughter's friends are? +--- 137038888 +>>137038747 +Yes, but it's based off of projections after meeting their moms. Lacienega is in the lead. +--- 137038900 +>>137020101 +>Trudy would prefer Penny be with Dijonay or Michael +Trudy confirmed for having shit taste and no gaydar. +--- 137038939 +>>137033949 +you know it even in the last thread about her we said she's definitely a secret raceplay slut. +>>137035646 +yeah this is really true, like they are funny they hate on black guys for dating outside the race but statistically more black girls date white men. In fact it's frowned upon for black men to date white girls while people tend to overlook or praise a black girl for dating white. + +I remember i saw this once on a talk show the white girl said she dated black men, "oh you just using them" but the black girl dating the white men "hey you got to get you a good man". lol +--- 137038940 +>>137020092 (OP) +yes diff --git a/co/137021015.txt b/co/137021015.txt index 9970f2b45b190ee45bb6a94e19a9d71d8f5d8af6..9ae3bf9d9c0f7c8fa73ecb87717f2551ce1eb23d 100644 --- a/co/137021015.txt +++ b/co/137021015.txt @@ -3,3 +3,174 @@ New Heroes & Villains set by Rariatoo --- 137021067 Posting past ones +--- 137022504 +Doesn't this dude draw futa porn +--- 137022541 +/v/ related but Kui is the best Westaboo so I'm posting it. +>>137022504 +Who doesn't? +--- 137022555 +>Goon & Maxx next to a bunch of Marvel & DC guys +yeah I'm thinking this was just regular fanart instead of actually liking any of the media. +--- 137022994 +>>137021143 +>Brackheart +--- 137023037 +>>137022555 +These are requests from Twitter. +--- 137023038 +>>137021015 (OP) +I saw these posted on their Twitter feed earlier. I always love seeing their doodles. +--- 137023050 +>>137021020 +ayyyy my girl Scorpia is there nice +--- 137023211 +i like westaboo art +--- 137023278 +>>137021015 (OP) +nice to know i'm not the only one who loves this guys stuff. maybe one day he'll get a comic or something more mainstream so more people can see his stuff but i'm fine with sporadic twatter and pixiv uploads. +>>137022504 +if he does i haven't seen it. link please +--- 137023880 +>>137021015 (OP) +>>137021020 +>>137021067 +>>137021082 +>>137021095 +>>137021117 +>>137021130 +>>137021143 +Gimme a blind box figure like based on this guys artstyle +--- 137024302 +>>137021067 +>grren +--- 137025260 +>>137025160 +--- 137025719 +>>137025260 +humm what's that blue thiung wrapped around silk spectre ? +--- 137027915 +I love westaboo art hope i can someday draw this good and sovl +--- 137028005 +>>137025160 +>The Comedian with bishounen sparkles +lol +--- 137028701 +>>137021143 +>Harey Queen +--- 137029068 +Westaboos are really fascinating to me, but I know it's only because of the relationship between anime and the West. Of course they'd exist, but it's still interesting to see +--- 137029176 +>>137029068 +They have a better fandom for cartoons too. Imagine if western cartoon fans instead of infighting, shoehorning their shitty lgbraaap headcanons, and drawing like shit came together to have a toonmix like in Japan. +--- 137029205 +>>137029176 +a doujinshi event in the west would get raped with lawsuits +--- 137029215 +>>137029205 +why? most con merch is fan-made +--- 137029301 +>>137029176 +The west has cool events like Touhoucon as well and even some related to fantasy book series. +--- 137029523 +>>137029301 +>Touhoucon +cannot imagine the amount of trannies +--- 137029547 +>>137021095 +howard my beloved +--- 137029594 +Hiroyuki Imaishi: King of the Westaboos. +--- 137029780 +>>137021130 +Ruined it with that lame Hawkeye costume +--- 137030457 +>>137021015 (OP) +--- 137030506 +>>137022504 +Yes but on an alt account which is funny because I'm pretty certain his SFW is far more popular than his NSFW account +His art style lends more to SFW than NSFW and he's got a Vampire waifu that attracts people to him +--- 137030533 +>>137030506 +>Vampire waifu +You mean OC? Stop using words that you don’t understand. +--- 137030543 +>>137021067 +Fuck Yeah, Lobster Johnson! +--- 137030544 +>>137030533 +That's how I'm describing the character fucknuts +--- 137030561 +>>137030544 +Control your language nigger. +--- 137030580 +>>137030561 +Don't lose your temper retard +--- 137030630 +>>137021015 (OP) +--- 137030634 +>>137030580 +I actually can’t think of a worse insult than nigger. Being a nigger puts you bellow a mad dog in terms of intelect. I’ll leave the conversation at this. +--- 137030715 +>>137021015 (OP) +By Katsumi Enami, Illustrator of Baccano and the Crossbell duology to name a few. +--- 137030771 +>>137029215 +Copyrights are the main issue here, get one litigious IP holder involved and it’s going to go south REALLY fast. Japan technically doesn’t have this issue because said IP holders understand that the fan artist-to-showrunner pipeline is a thing but there are times when an IP holder will intervene. If you want an example of how far you can go just remember that Faithful Tepig 2 had to be drastically retooled due to The Pokémon Company learning about the first doujin and telling the creator to knock it off. +--- 137032064 +>>137030771 +The thing is, there's some examples of western non-licensed comics and zines available, it's just not that big here for whatever reason, and it's not just IPs. western artists in general used to get more engagement from pinups and single detailed illustrations. This has changed in the last 10 years of course. +But one thing I suspect is why you rarely see more western fan comics is that comic art style is either too complex or unappealing for a lot of younger artists who'd have the time to devote to a fancomic. Like anime styles, while varied, can be broken down in a way fan artists can get it down well. Comic art tends to steer towards realism and very precise inking, so that's a huge boundary for young artists wishing to do comics fanart. +--- 137032379 +>>137025656 +I always found it annoying that mignola didn’t seem to put any effort into this +--- 137032482 +>>137021020 +>flatline +First time even hearing about the character, but damn that's very good character design. +--- 137032547 +>>137021143 +>penguien +SOVL +--- 137032704 +>>137021015 (OP) +--- 137033288 +>>137023037 +Wait he just does request every year or so? +--- 137035017 +>>137021082 +who's madcap? +--- 137035917 +>trying to find westaboo art on pixiv +>talentless gaijin niggers flood the search tag with garbage art +fuck off, if I wanted to see shit art, I would go to dA or reddit. +--- 137036182 +>>137035017 +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madcap_(comics) +--- 137036452 +I wonder if westaboos have an much autism over dubs as folks on /a/ +>noooo you can't watch puss in boots dubbed, you need to hear Antonio Banderas voice to truly appreciate it! +--- 137036460 +>>137035917 +They all moved to twitter anyway +--- 137036492 +>>137036460 +I think twitter is starting to shadowban a lot of jp artists last I heard. +--- 137036520 +>>137036492 +well I understand your pain, when I want to search for western shows I have to shift through all the garbage to find genuine westaboo artists but most of their works are decades old already +--- 137037941 +So why does westaboo art looks a million times better than weeb art? +--- 137038109 +>>137036182 +thanks boss +--- 137038203 +>>137037941 +Appreciation for another culture that isn't born of hating your own +--- 137038661 +>>137036505 +>white darwing +this is how you can tell this artist is jap +--- 137038698 +>>137037941 +weeb styles are uglier than jap styles. If you check all the art posted what they have in common is that they tend to have very flat shading, and keep the character on-model. diff --git a/co/137021105.txt b/co/137021105.txt index 901dc5f1ddb2cc6ada3a76561566e2b25164332f..335d13632a08b370996208c52b6251798653bec6 100644 --- a/co/137021105.txt +++ b/co/137021105.txt @@ -1,3 +1,145 @@ ----- --- 137021105 What if phineas, but a cube? +--- 137021383 +>>137021105 (OP) +--- 137021410 +>>137021383 +holy crap ferb +--- 137021957 +>>137021105 (OP) +>OP doesn't know what a cube looks like +--- 137022186 +is it true they’re bringing back the show? + +again? +--- 137022269 +>>137022186 +They’re getting the show back together +--- 137022412 +>>137021105 (OP) +--- 137022424 +>>137022412 +This one is better. +--- 137022444 +>>137021105 (OP) +A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON +--- 137022688 +>>137021105 (OP) +That's a dodecahedron, you mong. +--- 137023236 +>>137021105 (OP) +This actually looks like something you'd see in a Phineas and Ferb parody or as a background character at the time Dan and Swampy were developing it back in the 90s like almost mirroring the background characters in the early Simpsons who looked like semi-clones and adult versions of the family themselves +--- 137023276 +>>137021105 (OP) +>We're gonna roll a nat 12 today Ferb +--- 137023710 +>>137023276 +This made me laugh +--- 137023881 +>>137021105 (OP) +>I turned myself into a bacteriophage morty +--- 137024037 +>>137021105 (OP) +What +--- 137024477 +>>137021105 (OP) +that's a dodecahedron you imbecile +--- 137024555 +>>137021957 +This is cube phineas +--- 137026527 +>>137021383 +lol wtf +--- 137026763 +When are we getting new episodes? All the other DTVA cartoons will have gone on hiatus. +--- 137026905 +>>137022269 +DUDE +--- 137028340 +>>137022412 +ewww +--- 137029122 +>>137022186 +>>137022269 +Whoa, when did this happen? I just remember that lame movie from a while back +--- 137029445 +>>137021105 (OP) +>cube +--- 137029870 +>>137021105 (OP) +That’s Dodecahedron Phineas; only Team Umizoomi enthusiasts know what that is. +--- 137029957 +>>137029122 +They announced it a couple of months ago. The reports said there's gonna be 40 episodes that'll get split up into two seasons. I don't think the release date is known yet. +--- 137030421 +>>137029957 +40 half-hours? +--- 137031479 +>>137021383 +Freakin' busted +--- 137031681 +The true star of Phineas and Ferb. +--- 137031982 +I miss em +--- 137032008 +>>137031982 +the show should've been about them +--- 137032075 +>>137032008 +Seriously. But it seems impossible to sell a kids' cartoon starring adult human protagonists nowadays. That's why a full Doof spin-off could never work. +--- 137032883 +I’m bouta BUST +--- 137033105 +>>137031681 +Teehee, looks like you posted the wrong picture by mistake +--- 137033345 +>>137032883 +I always appreciated the few glimpses we'd get at Stacy's home life. Would be cool to get more of that in the new seasons. +--- 137033652 +>>137029957 +But... their summer's already over... +--- 137033819 +>>137026763 +Dropping the cartoony, expressive aesthetic was Povenmire's biggest mistake. It's what makes his art style WORK +--- 137033983 +>>137033819 +Doesn't every cartoon go through that? +--- 137035367 +>>137026763 +I love everything they've done with Kevin, Fred, and the parents, but Moon Girl REALLY stole H&G's thunder. +--- 137035813 +>>137035367 +Lol what thunder? NOBODY cares about Hamster & Gretel. Not back then, not now. +--- 137035961 +>>137033983 +--- 137036109 +>>137033983 +Look how they massacred my boy +--- 137036967 +>>137036109 +--- 137037089 +>>137021105 (OP) +I roll Phineas to call OP a faggot +--- 137037275 +>>137032883 +Dr. Hirano is maaad underrated +--- 137037823 +>>137035813 +Hot. +--- 137038552 +>>137036967 +I have a theory that getting revived over and over again would've made us stomach SpongeBob more easily instead of having it take over Nickelodeon for 15+ years straight. PnF and Beavis and Butt-Head had time to breathe and marinate after each time those shows "ended" before coming back a few years later. It's not as easy to get excited for a show that never left. + +We're all just tired of SpongeBob oversaturation. +--- 137038604 +>>137038552 +Add Futurama to the mix. +--- 137039038 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVsnXzHL5jU [Embed] +--- 137039055 +>>137038552 +Well, those shows also had time for the writers to come up with ideas that didn't suck. +--- 137039102 +>>137039055 +Aiding my point that a break would've done wonders for the show. diff --git a/co/137021336.txt b/co/137021336.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..32de1d7a3e3aab1733b4a5e00c470fd1b9611e12 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137021336.txt @@ -0,0 +1,179 @@ +----- +--- 137021336 +Since Confinement by Lord Bung is a dead series at this point, I decided to make this thread to discuss another SCP related series. This one is an ongoing webcomic. It is obviously not that well-known, but I think some of you might like it. +https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/contained/list?title_no=378082 +--- 137021360 +In the meantime, I will post art related to this comic. +--- 137021381 +>>137021336 (OP) +>Since Confinement by Lord Bung is a dead series at this point, +Wtf Happend? +--- 137021403 +>>137021381 +Bung decided to leech off Patreon, and he recently got into controversy involving his friend who is a cowriter for the show. +--- 137021415 +>>137021403 +What now? I heard that he trooned out. +--- 137021521 +>>137021415 +He did came out as trans, but what happened recently puts him in a very bad spot. His friend made false rape allegations against someone, and Bung initially tried to support his friend by telling people the allegations were true. A lot of people then decided to stop supporting Bung. +--- 137021966 +>>137021336 (OP) +>>137021360 +>>137021379 +>>137021703 +I assume this is the protagonist? If a comic has a cute girl in it I will read it. Simple as. +--- 137022136 +>>137021966 +--- 137022276 +>>137021966 +She funny enough looks like Claire, a scp oc I’ve seen a lot +--- 137022410 +>>137022276 +She reminds me that teenagee succubus. Before they have decided to pussyfy it. +--- 137022476 +>>137022276 +Got any images of Claire? Sounds familiar. +--- 137023570 +>>137022410 +Really? Probably the hair. +--- 137024354 +>>137021336 (OP) +>It is obviously not that well-known, +I heard about it, most likely from a posting in here. +> but I think some of you might like it. +I did, yes. + +>>137021415 >>137021521 +Why can't we have nice things?? +--- 137025394 +>>137024354 +>Why can't we have nice things +Good question +--- 137026307 +>>137022410 +Whom? + +>>137022476 +Dreamcast? + +Anyone can I use confinement’s Connor and stuff then if the thing is dead? +--- 137026651 +>>137026307 +>Anyone can I use confinement’s Connor and stuff then if the thing is dead? +You can. Confinement falls under the same creative commons license as everything else SCP related so you can use Connor for whatever you like. +--- 137026751 +>>137026651 +Sweet +--- 137026792 +>>137021521 +>friend says they were raped +>support your friend +Im not exactly sure what the issue is here? Unless Bung knew the allegations were false he just did what any normal person would. +Shame to hear he trooned tho. +--- 137027033 +>>137026792 +From what I have seen, people were already suspecting the allegations to be fishy as fuck and people began poking holes in them. Then Bung came out telling everyone that his friend would not lie even though there was strong evidence that it was bullshit. Also Bung has not answered whether or not his friend will have any further involvement in the series, and people want Bung to give a sincere apology to the person that was falsely accused. +--- 137027351 +>>137026792 +>>137026792 +He knew it was fake, and to make matters worst his "friend" is actually his boyfriend. He tried to help his fuck buddy ruin another person's life while claiming he was not biased at all in the situation. Confinement is over. If the next episode ever does come out it will be the last one. +--- 137027448 +>>137026751 +You're welcome. What are you planning to do? A comic or something? +--- 137027819 +>>137021966 +--- 137027927 +>>137021521 +This is what happens when you don't care for your mental health. Getting his ass fucked up that basically left him bed ridden so he became clinically online. And I don't think he sought out any mental health care ether. Is he even on hrt? He hasn't even shaved in the last picture I saw of him +--- 137028033 +>>137021336 (OP) +>>137021360 +>>137021379 +Is this an older version of that girl Clef tried to fucking murder? +--- 137028064 +>>137028033 +The witch girl? No, this is a different character. The witch girl is referenced in a line of dialogue though. +--- 137028205 +>>137026307 +>Whom? +Old SCP-166 +--- 137028446 +>>137028426 +--- 137029274 +>>137027448 +Nah scp wiki stuff +--- 137029393 +>>137029274 +I am not sure if you will be able to use him there. The wiki clique are very autistic about referencing things outside of their site unless you are part of their clique. Also the wiki kind of has their own version of Connor named Lucky that has been around way longer than Confinement. +--- 137029512 +Is there a reason why every SCP media, whether it be cartoon, game, or comic, is always about an OC and never about the SCPs themselves? +--- 137029586 +>>137029512 +Most SCPs do not have much of a character to them, and it is easier to write a brand new one you would understand more. +--- 137030123 +>>137021336 (OP) +>>137021360 +Is she an SCP? What can she do? +--- 137030873 +>>137030123 +She is. Also this page explains her abilities. +--- 137031887 +>>137027927 +I don't think he is on hrt but he did get into spiritiual crap like astrology. +--- 137032925 +>can't talk about SCPs now without the discussion revolving around a broken Bunghole tranny +--- 137033062 +>>137032925 +Then talk about something else. +--- 137033264 +Sort of related but once i get the free time I'd love to do a story time of SCP Oversimplified. I find the art style cute and it's way of presenting the dry technical information fun in it's own way: +--- 137033707 +>>137033264 +it is a neat little series +--- 137033857 +>>137021336 (OP) +Would you sit with Cain? +--- 137034450 +>>137033264 +Is that 682 and the old AI? +--- 137034503 +>>137032925 +No matter who they were IRL, I enjoyed confinement and I'm sad to see it won't be continued. + +Although if it became all gender identity in later episodes mabye I'm not so sad. +--- 137034780 +>>137030873 +This isn't SCP, this is fucking X-men. +--- 137035343 +>>137034780 +The artist has acknowledged the similarity to Kitty by making fanart of the two characters meeting. +--- 137036335 +>SCP +Somebody post the pictures of those LARPing fags dressed up as members of the "foundation" and talking about being genderqueer and shit. +--- 137036519 +>>137034780 +X-Men powers are not new in SCP but they are not depicted as glamorous. +--- 137036901 +>>137036519 +This. I like the one with the kid who had indestructible skin, but it made his life miserable. +https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1636 +--- 137037087 +>>137021336 (OP) +>>>/a/ +--- 137037103 +>>137037087 +It is not a manga, retard. +--- 137037154 +>>137037087 +You do know Webtoon is used to host western web comics too right? You can find Scoob and Shag on there. +--- 137038037 +>It's a "The Foundation's coldness makes everything worse than it has to" epsiode +--- 137038696 +>>137029512 +How many SCPs can work as a protagonist? +--- 137038894 +>>137036519 +>>137036901 +Cactusman is the best superhero. +https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2800 diff --git a/co/137021345.txt b/co/137021345.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..241eed51ffd1c1fdec25e6c222ef9a4681a37e02 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137021345.txt @@ -0,0 +1,186 @@ +----- +--- 137021345 +The last thing I heard about him was he got canceled for some of his older comics and banned from a big festival because they were threatening physical violence. +Has he put out any work since? Did the French government get him on the """"pedo"""" allegations? How is Balak utterly untouched by this when they used to, and to my knowledge still do, collaborate on projects all the time? When is Petite Paul 2 coming out? +--- 137021371 +>>137021345 (OP) +Didn’t Yudori cancel him some months ago? +--- 137021380 +>>137021345 (OP) +Hopefully he is in jail +--- 137021419 +>>137021345 (OP) +He's got a woman making a live action movie based on one of his less problematic works. +It looks pretty ok. +https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QuL-6qiRDn4 [Embed] +--- 137021469 +>>137021371 +>Yudori +Who? +Is that the girl that keeps making comics about her abortions? +--- 137021557 +>>137021345 (OP) +>When is Petite Paul 2 coming out? +Why would you ask for then when we could get Melons of Wrath 2 instead? +--- 137021579 +>>137021469 +It was only one comic but yeah. +--- 137021634 +>>137021579 +Does she have...the clout to be canceling people? +She seemed pretty Sinfest tier to me based on the one comic. +What did she even say? +--- 137021741 +>>137021557 +Petite Paul and Melons of Wrath are of the same ilk, but PP is funnier and takes itself less seriously. +It has a larger variety of women too. +--- 137021931 +>>137021345 (OP) +There's been fuck all for now, it's too soon both for legal or publishing news, ask again in a couple months. +--- 137022119 +I hope he's doing alright. +It absolutely makes my blood boil to think he can just disappear one day for creating the art he wants to make and we'd never get any work from him again. +Prudes of every stripe deserve the rope. + +Hopefully, >>137021419 along with Lastman Book 3 still coming out with his name on it is a sign that he's not doing terribly. Legally or otherwise. +--- 137022741 +>>137021741 +For me it's Mental Load, Melons of Wrath, Petit Paul, Burne Out. +--- 137022833 +>>137022741 +>some one translated burne out on /aco/ +>"oh cool- +>>>/aco/7205181 +--- 137022867 +>>137022741 +Mental was a damn classic. +So many genuinely hilarious bits and gags in such a short page count. +--- 137022906 +>>137022833 +You ain't a real one if you don't hold your daughter while she shits herself in pain from her first period. +--- 137022962 +I was very disappointed there was no incest in Burne Out. +--- 137023018 +>>137022962 +Eh, I'm not. +As crude as it was, it was also really wholesome. +Just a man being there for his family. You gotta love it. +--- 137023126 +>>137021345 (OP) +Mental Discharge was fucking weird, I was absolutely convinced it was some weirdo horror comic. Any minute the lead would find them advancing upon him with a knife, I thought he'd have to break free from the house and would rescue the little girl. I clearly overthought things. +--- 137024286 +>>137021634 +Clout? Not necessarily to destroy another artist but enough to amplify voices who already didn’t like him. Which is pretty much what she did. She caveated that she doesn’t think controversial art is bad as long as it’s somewhat subversive, but said stuff like she thinks his work glorifies the activities and a bunch of people who were saying the same or worse about the artist pretty much agreed with her. I can’t remember if this happened on her Instagram story or if it was a full-on post but that’s where it happened. +--- 137024443 +>>137022867 +>family orgy sequel never +Even before he got cancelled it likely wasn't going to happen. +--- 137024837 +>>137022833 +I think Bas might have a bit of a shit fetish +--- 137025850 +>>137024837 +Nah, he's just French. +They love poop jokes over there. +--- 137025944 +>>137024286 +It's sounds more like she's just another voice giving their shitty opinion. +To say SHE canceled him is a bit of a stretch. The post made it seem like she was some sorta key player in the whole ordeal. +--- 137026045 +>>137023126 +I can see it now that you mention it. It's like a porn version of Coraline. +--- 137026125 +>>137022962 +I was more let down that you never actually see the daughter get fucked in Burne Out, but then again, that’s what the almighty imagination is for. + +Seconding >>137023018, it was trashy and wholesome at the same time, and had me laughing in a way that Bastien’s other BD Cul books didn’t. + +Not to mention a nice little reaction image goldmine. I just wish it was a teensy bit longer. +--- 137026708 +So what has this guy actually done that's bad? +Every time I see some anon shit on him they just appear to smear him for liking and drawing loli. +--- 137027146 +>>137021345 (OP) +>When is Petite Paul 2 coming out? + +Never, now that bluenoses have dusted off an ancient law prohibiting such works. +--- 137027822 +>>137027146 +The law about not killing people is pretty ancient too, still gets upheld +--- 137028323 +>>137021380 +Why +--- 137028790 +>>137026708 +All his stories are wholesome in the end +--- 137028995 +>>137028790 +Yes, holesome in the end indeed. :^) +--- 137030092 +>>137021345 (OP) +Context on pic? +--- 137030181 +>>137030092 +The guy's family do everything for him and worship him, to the point of fucking him, and he complains about it like a loser. +--- 137031013 +>>137030092 +Comic's about a guy who is terminally depressed, calling upon a friend for help. Turns out his family places him on a pedestal and coddles him excessively, from doing all labor at home to routinely committing incest with him. The protagonist assumes this total abnormality is the source of his depression, but no, it turns out it's because he loves his wife and daughters and wants to spend more time with them and fucking them, but he's too awkward to tell them. The guy learns to shar his feelings, his friend learns tolerance, everyone fucks. +--- 137031167 +>>137026708 +French cuck race fetish retardation +--- 137031201 +Does anyone have an English translation or something? +I can't be bothered using my GCSE-level French for this +--- 137031766 +>>137031201 +>Bastien Vivès - The Mental Discharge (2018) [English] (Scanlation) [REEDIT][v2] [CYAN].cbz +--- 137031816 +>>137031766 +What is this, some RARGB thing? +--- 137032826 +>>137024837 +>Petit Paul’s getting translated +Good, it’s all cumming together, good… +--- 137033756 +>>137031816 +It's on sadpanda +--- 137033893 +>>137025944 +Fair. Even if she had the power to do so, I imagine he's probably reached the point where people wouldn't even care if she did have the power to cancel him. Being canceled is pretty much determined by how much people really care to cut you off. +--- 137034377 +>>137032826 +I did dump a script on /aco/ a while back but no-one ever typeset it, so I thought I guess I might as well since I did Burne Out already. +--- 137034496 +>>137034377 +I can't thank you enough, anon. +--- 137034890 +>>137034377 +You're a damn legend. Thank you! +--- 137035050 +>>137021345 (OP) +Poor guy. Hope he's doing okay +--- 137035757 +>>137035050 +Hell be fine +--- 137035965 +>>137021345 (OP) +fantagraphics should reprint his work on their non-existent eros line +--- 137036021 +>>137021579 +>It was only one comic +Post it. +--- 137036471 +>>137030181 +>>137031013 +Holy fuck this comic sounds awesome. +--- 137037842 +>>137021345 (OP) +Where can I read this book? +--- 137038046 +>>137033893 +She is a literal nobody. A mentally ill nobody. + +And one thing everyone who lives in dumbfuckistan always seems to forget is... France doesn't give a flying shit what you think about anything. None of you. Not individually, not your country as a whole. They know you for the cultural rock-apes you are. +--- 137039040 +>>137037842 +>>137033756 diff --git a/co/137021650.txt b/co/137021650.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5ec7748513e1ca730d626c41875a0db495851f22 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137021650.txt @@ -0,0 +1,210 @@ +----- +--- 137021650 +Y'know what, go ahead and pour me a little bit of a full glass of that rum. +--- 137021662 +Rum is for fruits. + +Drink bourbon +--- 137021701 +That one anon who constantly hears "now you wanna have sex with the fries" wnnkjk +--- 137021790 +I was building a birdhouse, on drugs. +--- 137021941 +>>137021650 (OP) +legit one of the best episodes of the series +--- 137021954 +>>137021941 +Total Re-carl and Ezekial are A+ +--- 137021985 +>>137021662 +They are fruits. +--- 137022011 +>>137021662 +depends on the rum and depends on the bourbon. There are some fantastic rums out there and some shit bourbons. +--- 137022022 +>>137021954 +For me, it's MC Pee Pants. +--- 137022579 +>>137021650 (OP) +no ice +--- 137022622 +>>137021650 (OP) +--- 137022665 +>Remember how hard you would hit me? +As hard as I could, as long as I could. Frankly all the hitting drained me +--- 137022908 +>>137021662 +Absolutely nobody is impressed by what you drink, and everybody you try to show off to senses your insecurity +--- 137023583 +>>137021662 +Teeth are for gay people. + +That's why fairies come and get them +--- 137023588 +>>137021650 (OP) +"2 shots of Vodka" vibes. +--- 137023993 +>>137021954 +I find many of the first season episodes underrated, Bus of the Undead is high tier for instance +--- 137026153 +>>137021650 (OP) +>little bit of a full glass +--- 137026242 +>>137021650 (OP) +Get out of my way you orange bitch. +--- 137026429 +>>137023583 +anon I'm telling you, the highlander was a documentary +--- 137026596 +>tfw no fat tangerine wife +--- 137026620 +>>137023583 +--- 137027721 +>>137021650 (OP) +This was the last great episode, in the time when the shown was starting to slip. +--- 137028090 +You are a sorry sack of tangerine bitch. +--- 137028125 +>>137028090 +I HAVE A DEMON INSIDE OF ME!!!!! +--- 137028150 +>tfw working in a functional cybernetic ghost of Christmas past cosplay with the sole intention of shitposting in random panel rooms at anime conventions. +--- 137028168 +>>137028125 + +I will drag you right down into my personal Hell! +--- 137028190 +>>137021650 (OP) +>Frankly, all the hitting drained me. +--- 137028199 +>>137021985 +lol +--- 137028284 +>>137028150 +You will go places and I wish to see myself there. +--- 137028299 +>>137028253 +Holy shit a funny filename on /co/ +--- 137028820 +UNLEASH THE MIGHTY ODOR! +--- 137028857 +>>137028150 +Record it so the children know of your greatness +And don't skimp on the smoke machine! +--- 137029309 +The ATHF Bible Fruit episode was a concept for Soul Quest Overdrive, just like the Space Ghost Baffler Meal episode was a concept for ATHF. +--- 137029368 +fine i'll rewatch athf +again... +--- 137029448 +>>137021662 +Bourbon drinkers beat their wives +--- 137029669 +>>137028150 +>You know josh that reminds of a story THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO IN THE FUTURE I WAS LOOKING FOR DIALOGUE WITHOUT QUIPS IN THE GREAT DVD PILES OF PHILADELPHIA, WHERE THE RECORDING WARS OF 9595 SAW THE WALKMAN SLAVES OF VCRS FINISH THEIR GREAT ENEMY TO +>What exactly is your question again? +>YOU SHOULD HAVE ENDED BUFFY SOONER! +--- 137030591 +The Human who killed the prophet of regret... +Who was it? +--- 137031038 +>>137029309 +>Soul Quest Overdrive +Whats that +--- 137031242 +>>137021650 (OP) +>Bert, no +--- 137031562 +>>137028150 +Absolute hero +--- 137031734 +Computer, search for teeth. +And plaque conspiracy. +And mettalica. +>heres what your search turned up +Sex with animals? theres no TIME, man! +--- 137031778 +>>137031734 +Nice try, Sex with animals is the search result for "Super Crime, Girls in Trouble, Press Release; How To" +--- 137031810 +>>137031734 +>>137031778 +You're right, I don't have time for this! +--- 137032073 +gay sex +--- 137032421 +>>137028150 +You can't cheap out on the smoke machine anon. Get that water burning. +--- 137032869 +>>137028150 +post proof +--- 137033151 +Hahahahaha! No one likes you! +--- 137035072 +>>137031038 +It tried to be another ATHF + +https://youtu.be/BtO3vOybwrc [Embed] +--- 137035191 +>>137032073 +>I like you're booty,but I'm not gay +>Not gay +>I like you're booty,but I'm not gay +>Not gay +>I like you're booty,but I'm not gay +>Not gay +>I like you're booty,but I'm not gay +>Not gay +>I like you're booty,but I'm not gay +>Not gay +>I like you're booty,but I'm not gay +>Not gay +>I like you're booty,but I'm not gay +>Not gay +>I like you're booty,but I'm not gay +>Not gay +--- 137035230 +>>137026596 +When she said "and my fat ass" I got a chub, not gonna lie. +--- 137035318 +>>137021985 +Bananas are vegetables. You´re thinking of tomatoes +--- 137035352 +>>137032869 +still in the planing stages, trying to figure out the torso, might just build a helmet with built in megaphone. +--- 137035485 +>>137033151 +I'M-AHH--I'M SO PISSED OFF!!! +--- 137036284 +>>137035072 +I will admit that the chick actually corroborating the pin's boasts about his sexual exploits was mildly chuckleworthy just for the novelty. Seems pretty tepid otherwise though. +--- 137036418 +>>137028150 +Just don’t forget the tiny stepped walk he does +--- 137037084 +>>137029669 +I haven't laughed that hard in a long time dude. +Well played. +--- 137037253 +Congratulations. The bank gave you a credit card. It doesn't make you better than me! But you see, nobody gives me credit, because I'm a bad risk and I don't pay my bills on time. So I have to work for what I have. +--- 137038687 +>>137023993 +i love ol' drippy +>you got three raw chickens in here on the floor. a dog wouldn't even take a crap in here! +--- 137038823 +>NOW I CAN DECLARE THAT SPACE AS A LOSS, FOR THE TAXES I'LL PAY IN AUGUST +>ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?! +>AUGUST IS WHEN I DO IT! + +>I will allow visitation hours for you and us PROVIDED...you bring lots of these little fried burritos. +>Well...No. I'll see y'all later +>Wai-wai-wait, ha-hang on. AND...you pay us a stipend +>Fuck you, Shake, see ya +>NononononoNO, wait wait wait, hang on, c'mon, I'm...I'm being serious here. A memorial plaque will be CARVED and BEJEWELED in my honour-- +>He left. Again. +>Those are the terms! +--- 137038829 +>>137035318 +Bananas have seeds. They're fruits. +--- 137038847 +>Oh great, you've seen me. diff --git a/co/137022216.txt b/co/137022216.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..af7bad9279297d5f4a818b4b821c99e3f597b97d --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137022216.txt @@ -0,0 +1,336 @@ +----- +--- 137022216 +>moral of the story is "work hard and your dreams will eventually come true" +>protag gets her fancy restaurant at the end because she married a magic prince bachelor and is childhood friends with the richest family in New Orleans +A bit hypocritical don't you think? +--- 137022232 +>>137022216 (OP) +Anon, you're thinking too much. Just turn your brain off, laugh, and clap. Munch on popcorn like the dumb cow you are, and let Disney milk your wallet with no fuss. There's a good cow. +--- 137022254 +>>137022232 +Moo +--- 137022278 +>>137022216 (OP) +I mean you could say that she worked hard for most of her life, but then that would make the ending more of a reward for good karma instead of her working hard at her job leading to success. I mean she worked hard to stop being a frog. +>childhood friends with the richest family in New Orleans +I’ll say her family never gets charity from them. More like a lot of work and payment since they make dresses for them. I suppose that alleviates some possible money problems, but she had to work to make those dresses. +I’m just playing devils advocate. +--- 137022280 +>>137022232 +>t. new hollywood + +>>137022216 (OP) +>deliberately skewed reading of the material +we have reached the point where a literal fairy tale is beyond peoples ability to understand it + +the overarching message of the movie is that money isnt the end-all, be-all, friendship and love are more important +tiana wants money to start her dream business, navine wants money because he misses the high class life, dr facilier is bitter he doesnt have what he thinks he deserves, and so on +while the cast are materially rewarded in the end, its seen as an extension of the emotional fulfillment they find with each other, the karmic jackpot for choosing love over money is getting both +--- 137022302 +>>137022216 (OP) +She only got that restaurant paperwork signed over because her reptile friend threatened violence! They're CRIMINALS! Arrest them and take away that property! +--- 137022348 +>>137022278 +>>137022280 +Karma is a lazy deus ex machina. The whole movie is invalidated the moment the MC gets a cosmic participation prize because "she deserved it". +--- 137022398 +>>137022254 +Good cow. + +>>137022280 +You exist to consume product and be milked of your money. The sooner you accept this, the better. +--- 137022400 +>>137022302 +Well i mean, they're negros in NO in the 20s. They wouldnt even be remotely allowed to own that kind of property in the first place. +--- 137022442 +>>137022216 (OP) +>>137022232 +She didn't get shit from the prince, he was broke, that's like 99% of his character; and they never implied her rich friend funded anything other than that last bit of cash at the beginning of the movie, and, uh, being a regular client, I guess. +She legitimately worked 2+ jobs and saved all the down payment money herself. The only bit of "magic" that helped her get the restaurant was the fact she got a gator friend that spooked the shit out of the guys that owned the place and undid that plothook where someone may or may not have outbid her. THe movie wasn't particularly clear if the guys were just booting her out because of her race, or if someone legitimately outbid her. +--- 137022489 +>>137022442 +Just laugh and clap. Consume and obey. Give us your money. Be a good cow. Why won't you just be a good cow? +--- 137022502 +>>137022216 (OP) +The moral was more about appreciating life as a journey and trying to see the good you have rather than being so goal oriented that you're just constantly bemoaning that you're not where you want to be yet. Technically speaking she only succeeded because she made friends with a sentient gator who intimidated the twins into giving her a loan. +>>137022461 +And tell the police what? This woman had somehow trained an Alligator to coerce them? +--- 137022510 +>>137022442 +The prince was not broke. The prince got on a leash by his father until he found the balls to act like a man and not like a whiny primadonna +--- 137022527 +>>137022216 (OP) +Actually she gets it because she befriended a crocodile who could scare bankers into allowing her to purchase property. +--- 137022537 +>>137022216 (OP) +he didn't have money +--- 137022539 +>>137022461 +>under threat of sicking a crocodile +Let me gusss, she used magic to talk to the croc? Lmao take your meds boy. +--- 137022558 +>>137022216 (OP) +Isn't moral of the story "don't be overworking retard with no life neither lazy bum"? +--- 137022578 +>>137022503 +That's why she learned to find a better work/life balance in the end, so that she didn't miss out on as much as her dad did or whatever. +--- 137022656 +>woman touts 'IMMA STRONG INDIPENDANT SELF MADE WOMYN' +>all her fame and fortune comes from marrying a powerful man and having rich friends +yeah, i dont know why youre complaining +i thought people loved realism +--- 137022695 +>>137022216 (OP) +Ultimately Princess and the Frog is a princess story at heart. The girl endures and her reward is a handsome man and a good life. The only difference is how active is her role in the events. +--- 137022847 +>>137022216 (OP) +I thought the moral was love is more important than success. +--- 137023128 +>>137022398 +The irony of you complaining about others being uncritical when you use anti-consumerism as a mask to hide the fact you can't form your own opinions or critique shit +--- 137023146 +>>137022510 +When was this ever stated? The princes' entire plan is to marry someone with money because his parents aren't giving him any more; if they just wanted him to settle down to get his money back, he'd have married a cheap whore. +--- 137023223 +The movie isn't complicated at all, either OP didn't watch it or has legit brain damage. +The prince was POOR and the rich friend only helped by paying for her services like a normal CLIENT. +--- 137023283 +>>137022216 (OP) +>moral of the story is "work hard and your dreams will eventually come true" +Jesus fucking Christ, the movie literally spells it out for you that's not the message with the "Dig a little deeper" song, how the FUCK do you still miss the point? +--- 137023771 +>>137022216 (OP) +Don't forget she extorted bankers with a literal alligator +--- 137025578 +>>137022232 +>>137022254 +>>137022398 +>>137022489 +Is this a fetish or something? +--- 137025746 +The movie subverted its own ending multiple times + +Also, stop modeling your life after fiction +--- 137026550 +>>137022216 (OP) +Was the prince italian? +--- 137026805 +>>137022216 (OP) +>Average /co/ user is so retarded the morals of Gisnep movies fly over their head now +The message is less about constantly prioritizing work, but instead about valuing the connections you make with friends and loved ones. +--- 137026832 +So… we still gettin' that Tiana series? +--- 137027684 +>>137022216 (OP) +>You're really not getting shit done at all and wasting your time unless you take time out to get out there and make some connections! + +Seems like an actual, helpful lesson kids sort of need to learn +--- 137027695 +>>137022216 (OP) +I thought the lesson was that her whole plan was actually wrong, and that she should get out there and live her life and make friends, meet someone etc. Instead of working herself to death chasing a dream. +--- 137027711 +>>137026832 +I'm wondering how that show is going to play out. Is it going to be like some kind of western Ranma except she randomly turns into a frog while on adventures around town or something? +--- 137027714 +>>137022216 (OP) +No no no +She gets it because she befriends a sentient alligator that intimidates the business guys into selling her the building +Get it right +--- 137027911 +>>137022216 (OP) +>gets her fancy restaurant at the end because she married a magic prince bachelor +No, Nadine was disinherited and so he decided to stay like that. The ending shows they paying the two idiots with what Tiana saved during her life (plus threatening them with a musician alligator). +At best Nadine's family and the major 's daughter can make good publicity. +--- 137028016 +>>137022398 +>be milked of your money. +motherfucker I don't pay for shit and just torrent +--- 137028092 +>>137022278 +>I’ll say her family never gets charity from them. More like a lot of work and payment since they make dresses for them. +By far the weirdest part of the movie was the decision to not make the rich white people evil. It would have been so easy to have the white friend look down on her or have the dad give a racist black handed compliment. + +Honestly the white family is kind of wholesome. Just a dad that wanted to treat his daughter like a princess. Hires black woman as a seamstress, pays her and lets her daughter hang out with his daughter. +--- 137028194 +>>137022558 +Yes, OP may have skipped the part with the voodoo lady. +--- 137028738 +>>137026832 +He did nothing wrong. He said "don't blame me, blame my friends on the other side." +--- 137029013 +>>137028092 +Baby Tiana's dimples are sooo CUTE! Princess and the Frog in general is just a gorgeous film and makes me long for the return of mainstream 2D theatrical features. You just can't have that same effect with CG. +--- 137030459 +>performs the best end credits theme for any Disney feature +Nothing personal, kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKdJr42wOY [Embed] +--- 137032042 +>>137022216 (OP) +>the artist who designed Tiana's dream sequence passed away over 2 years ago +:^( +--- 137032725 +>>137028092 +>It would have been so easy to have the white friend look down on her or have the dad give a racist black handed compliment. +That's precisely why they didn't do it. + +>>137032042 +F, her art is top tier. +--- 137032873 +>>137022510 +Nigga, he's broke even after they got married, and they went out of their way to show him doing physical work fixing the place up too. +--- 137032941 +>>137028092 +Yeah, she's a stereotypical spoiled blonde rich girl with a stereotypical "rancher / oil baron / land grabber / slave owner-type / southern mayor" dad and they still made her and her dad great people, that was really fun. Kinda have to wonder if he had to hire Tiana's mom quietly to avoid any blowback, considering the time the movie was set in. +--- 137033063 +>>137022442 +I actually appreciated the bit that you spoiler covered. It was subtle enough to be more fucked up like The Boys Soldier Boy's statements towards Black Noir. Stormfront was too on the nose and in your face about it to be taken seriously. +--- 137033322 +>>137029013 +I'd almost go as far as to say Princess and the Frog and Tarzan are the best-looking films out of Disney's entire library. And that's saying A LOT. +--- 137033346 +>>137032941 +Looking back I think he acknowledged the mom's situation and wanted to help, but like anon said not a straight up hand out. +--- 137033352 +>>137022348 +t. karmic debtor +--- 137033367 +>>137022442 +That’s the point and honestly a little bit of both, one of them says she’s being outbid and then throws a snide kid-friendly racial remark I can’t remember, so she’s probably was outbid and they’re not in any hurry to give her more time or feel bad about it over her race +--- 137033414 +>>137033367 +>a snide kid-friendly racial remark I can’t remember +It was something to the effect of "someone from your... background". Which could have been taken as either a racial remark or the rich bankers just not wanting anything to do with her because she was from a poor background. Probably shades of both. Both things were extremely rampant in early 1900s New Orleans. +--- 137033547 +>>137033322 +The Lion King would like to have a word... +--- 137033601 +>>137033414 +Don't forget she's a woman. I feel like they'd take less care about a woman's bid in general and that if she wanted to cook just marry a man and cook for him amd your kids. +--- 137033955 +>>137022216 (OP) +media illiterate +--- 137034570 +>>137022216 (OP) +He was literally broke and needed to marry her friend for money. The restaurant was 100% paid for by her, but he worked in it with her. I don't get why you retards have so much trouble with a story that is literally designed for children to follow. +--- 137034610 +>>137022216 (OP) +It's shown she works hard running the restaurant, and her good karma also made it easier by having good friends that love and support her, because she relaxed somewhat. +The prince is just fucked though. +--- 137034714 +>>137022216 (OP) +>>protag gets her fancy restaurant at the end because she married a magic prince bachelor and is childhood friends with the richest family in New Orleans +That's not what happened. +She got her restaurant with the money she saved up at the start of the movie. She just had to use the threat of being mauled by an alligator to keep the real estate guys from unfairly jacking up the price at the last minute like they were planning on doing. +--- 137034748 +>>137023283 +It's a Disney movie about a black person and you're wondering why this board is going to go out of their way to find the least charitable interpretation possible? +--- 137035933 +>>137033322 +cute feet +--- 137035940 +>>137022216 (OP) +She didn't though? The ending shows that she bought the restaurant with the same deposit money she had at the start of the film, only difference is that the racist property guys couldn't unfairly refuse her (because they DID accept her offer first originally) because she had a vicious alligator to back her up this time. Naveen isn't really a factor in that exchange. +--- 137035957 +>>137026805 +This. +--- 137036336 +>>137030459 +>best end credits theme +Politely disagree. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGnNGEzFXOE [Embed] +--- 137036484 +>>137032941 +>Kinda have to wonder if he had to hire Tiana's mom quietly to avoid any blowback, considering the time the movie was set in. +You really think rich southerners would hire black women to do menial labor? Do you not know what a "mammy" is? +--- 137036579 +>>137036484 +What Tiana's mom did wasn't really menial labour, its not like she was just a laundry lady or only did repair work with her sewing, she was making special order dresses seemingly from scratch for Charlotte, plus it's not like Tiana and her mom were live-in workers, they had to be called over. The mom was definitely getting paid, though admittedly probably not nearly as much as she should've been. +--- 137036665 +>>137036579 +Many older black women took up seasmtressing to make clothes for white children on the request of rich white people. Nobody would see Tiana’s mom being there as something being odd because she went back to the segregated slums at the end of the day. It would only raise eyebrows if she attempted to buy a house right next door. +--- 137036728 +>>137022216 (OP) +>work hard and your dreams will eventually come true + +That’s not the moral of the story at the end, it’s more like the personal life philosophy of the main character at the start. The actual morals are a little more convoluted, but I think one of the bigger ones was about moderation. Yknow, “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” as well as “all play and no work makes… something that is also bad.” +--- 137036817 +>>137022216 (OP) +>>protag gets her fancy restaurant at the end because she married a magic prince bachelor and is childhood friends with the richest family in New Orleans +She actually got it because the crocodile threatened bodily harm to the bankers who passed up on her offer and forced them to sign under duress, then apparently used Nazeem's and the mayor's political clout to prevent anything done about it and she just got to keep her ill gotten restaurant. + +Which you know is just a touch worse. +--- 137036837 +>>137034714 +>She just had to use the threat of being mauled by an alligator to keep the real estate guys from unfairly jacking up the price at the last minute like they were planning on doing. +They didn't jack up the price, they were selling it to someone else who offered more money. +--- 137036930 +>>137036837 +Did you miss the part at the party when they were intentionally saying they were passing her up because she was black? +--- 137036973 +>>137036817 +Eh, I would say strong-arming the bankers was justified in a cartoony setting since they fucked her over first by accepting her deposit but then backtracking when some other guy put in an offer *after* she did (and they outright use the fact that she's poor/black/a woman as a reason she should just give up on it as well) +--- 137037025 +>>137022278 +Yeah, the big "help" that family gives her is to allow her to be the catering service at their fancy party, which is still good help but the fucker is fucking rich and at no moment even shows interest in Tiana's project. +--- 137037061 +>>137028092 +I like the rich blonde, just look both of them in the pic, Tiana is sit "pretty" but there is so much personality in her friend in this still image. +--- 137037068 +>>137022216 (OP) +>moral of the story is "work hard and your dreams will eventually come true" +Thinking like this 24/7 is the main character's major flaw. + +>>137023283 +This. +--- 137037207 +>>137036930 +No, I didn't, because that didn't happen. They subtly implied it wouldn't be "A good fit" for her, but they explicitly said they were passing up on her previous offer because someone else wanted it :She was outbid". While scummy since they had made her an offer, it wasn't actually breaking an agreement and they were just being greedy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wODKDkTBCjY [Embed] + +Unlike the very illegal thing of threatening murder. That was just a step beyond "We decided not to sell to you and also maybe racism" +--- 137037276 +>>137036973 +>by accepting her deposit +They didn't accept a deposit, she was expecting them to bring the paperwork to the party. The guy who put up the offer gave more and in cash, and they said she'd could bid higher, but obviously knew she couldn't. You can obviously see the racist undertones but apparently they just wanted more money, in cash, now. + +Call it cartoony if you want but she still only got what she wanted by threatening violence to people who were just being greedy. Naveen pulling rank would ironically have been less +--- 137037291 +>>137037207 +> also maybe racism +no 'maybe' or 'subtle' about it, just because they didn't outright say it doesn't mean it wasn't VERY obvious. + +Also, IMO given it was a cartoon movie for kids, an exaggerated comedy solution like that works where it obviously wouldn't in a more realistic context. +--- 137037337 +>>137037291 +>no 'maybe' or 'subtle' about it, just because they didn't outright say it doesn't mean it wasn't VERY obvious. +And? Money talks more, apparently. They were about to bring her the paperwork before someone literally came in with more, and in cash in the eleventh hour. So does threats of murder, I guess. + +You do you if you just wanna shrug it off as cartoony comedy. +--- 137037413 +>>137037207 +You are either being obtuse or you literally dont understand what this movie's time and place means for the black characters. +--- 137037521 +>>137037413 +You're either desperate or hoping that the things they outright said about wanting more money was somehow supposed to be ignored because "Well people were racist back then". Ironically you want me to think about the place and setting of the movie in that context and read more into that side comment instead of the blatantly spoken one, but also don't think too hard about the murder threat. +>Only think about this story in this exact way and ignore the implications of these parts but add in more to the implications of these parts while ignoring the other parts around those implications because that makes the story more 'Important'. +Makes total sense. +--- 137037684 +>>137036817 +>won't anyone think of the poor real estate magnates +fuck 'em +--- 137038095 +>>137037413 +Remember where you are. +--- 137038567 +>>137033322 +I think Lilo & Stitch looks really great. +--- 137038875 +>>137022278 + +If you think about it, Charlotte would have given her money to buy the restaurant as easy peaky, but she knew Tiana would have rejected it. The fancy party was the perfect excuse. Giving her money for her dream while she was working for it. +--- 137039044 +>>137038875 +I think the idea that the fancy party was an excuse to give her money is probably a bit of a stretch for Charlotte, but you're definitely right that she would at least know that Tiana would never ask her for hand-outs and would reject any if Charlotte offered anyway. + +She just doesn't seem to think much of money in general due to how spoiled she is, getting everything she wants, the way she just casually nabs her fathers wallet and gives Tiana a huge wad of it without counting in order to pay her for the catering thing makes that pretty obvious. +--- 137039095 +>>137037521 +Any and all discussions about race stuff in movies is always accompanied by the caveat that you're also not supposed to think that hard about the plot or characters or story. So, think about the movie and what it's saying, but don't think the wrong way because apparently whatever they're saying isn't important enough to put with a good story. They said something about a racism and that's thinking enough. diff --git a/co/137024493.txt b/co/137024493.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..aa70b1b382ede20a1872c560796e9fcd2d07adae --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137024493.txt @@ -0,0 +1,253 @@ +----- +--- 137024493 +>If you leave me I'll kill myself +This has to be the most depressing shit I've seen on the show. +--- 137024800 +>>137024493 (OP) +He's doing a fucking angry GoAnimate Caillou pose how is it depressing? +--- 137024825 +i remember saying something similar to my gf when i was drunk, i said, i wish you'd leave me so i wouldn't have nothing to lose and finally kill myself. +kek, woke up with a huge headache that day +--- 137025076 +>>137024825 +>gf +Don't kill yourself once she does leave you. +--- 137025132 +Did they do the dramatioc zoom during this scene? I stopped watching FG in 2011 +--- 137025175 +>>137024493 (OP) +Why are you emotionally invested into fucking Family Guy you fucking autist? There is no continuity, consequence or even characters if you think about it! it's just "rule of funny", they tell a line and you get over it, that's how the show works. You can just deliberately choose to take one of the thousands of jokes that came from one of the dozens of writers dumping their garbage on each episode and take it seriously or even as anything of meaningful value +--- 137025184 +>>137024493 (OP) +So what exactly is the proper course of action when your wife says this to you? +Asking for a friend. +--- 137025211 +>>137025184 +force her to get therapy or break up with her because that's toxic and stressful +--- 137025330 +>>137025175 +>There's no continuity +They just wrote Meg out of the show. kek +--- 137025426 +>>137025330 +How? +--- 137025490 +>>137025330 +she'll be back next week +--- 137026023 +>>137025330 +--- 137026038 +>>137025184 +My ex girlfriend tried to play that card with me once. I just left her. Ain't got time for crazy. +--- 137026642 +>>137024493 (OP) +If by "depressing," you mean one of the funniest endings to an episode. I love that Family Guy can still make me laugh these days. +--- 137026752 +>>137024493 (OP) +Why do people say lois is the problem? Peter should clearly kill himself +--- 137026754 +>>137025330 +>Easily got the best deal out of her whole family. +Honestly, good for her. She gets to leave the trainwreck the show's become. +--- 137026802 +>>137026752 +They're both the problem: https://youtu.be/LBYyo7skPw8?t=63 [Embed] +--- 137026845 +>>137025184 +Leave her immediately. Mentally ill people aren't worth your time, they'll drain off badly. It ain't your fault if someone off themselves because you didn't wan to deal with their bullshit. +--- 137026870 +>>137024825 +Don't listen to that other anon, when she does leave you, just end it +--- 137028369 +>>137026802 +Hot. +--- 137028751 +>>137025330 +Just like when Brian moved out, right? +--- 137029094 +>>137025330 +Family Guy's done multi-part episodes before. This Meg story is nothing new and barely affects the series in the long run. + +On a related note, the latest episode's bit about Brian's color blindness made me wonder, has the show ever made the mistake of having him see color in the past? I feel like that's something that could've easily been done by accident what with how often the writers lean into his anthropomorphism over the fact he's a literal fucking dog. +--- 137029276 +>>137025184 +No one can or should bear the burden of being another person's sole reason for living. It's not healthy for you to deal with that kind of constant pressure in what is supposed to be an equally supportive relationship and it's not healthy for her to shape her entire life around the approval of a single person. + +If she genuinely feels that way then get her help and/or therapy, if she's using it as a method to manipulate or guilt you into staying with her then divorce her ass. Note that these are not mutually exclusive options. +--- 137029470 +>>137025330 +Meg is getting a spinoff in Russia, silly. +--- 137029904 +>>137029470 +I'd watch it, would definitely be more interesting than zombie simpsons. +--- 137030631 +How we feelin' about the Bonnie x Joe jokes lately? +--- 137030678 +>>137030631 +Joe being a cuck and his and Bonnie's sex life being basically nonexistent with Bonnie not respecting him as a man has been a thing for YEARS. +--- 137030769 +>>137026802 +That's mostly when she's drunk +When peter is drunk he causes more trouble +--- 137030820 +>>137030631 +Lame and mean-spirited like everything else in the show. Whenever I see any Bonnie shit, I remember the fact that she shot him multiple times and to cripple him so he'd be stuck with her. +--- 137031454 +>>137025184 +Tell her you'll kill her mother +--- 137031498 +>>137030631 +I really feel like they need to give him a win. American Dad managed to fix Klaus from being over pathetic, they need to do something similar with Joe. +--- 137031792 +>>137031498 +>using TBS American Dad as an example to follow +--- 137031815 +>...just gonna run through this light real quick +Peter was great in this episode. +--- 137032060 +>>137031498 +Klaus always plays around being a joke. He's got his boys in Tampa. +--- 137032094 +>>137029470 +Don't hype me up for shit that's never going to happen. +--- 137032116 +>Lopis leaves Peter +>He finally decides to hit the gym and get in shape +I wish this happened. +--- 137032714 +>>137032116 +Don't you wanna suck his teeny peeny and let him fuck you? +--- 137032974 +>>137031792 +Its cute you think zombie family guy can pull rank over Tbs American Dad +--- 137033087 +Reminder that Stewie is a rape baby. +--- 137033112 +>>137031792 +Family Guy at it's best is only half as agood as American Dad at its worst. +--- 137033198 +>>137032974 +>>137033112 +TBS American Dad is fucking boring half the time and often feels like it's just trying to pad out the run time each week. At least modern FG is generally full of energy and still gets some solid laughs every episode. What do you gain from lying? +--- 137033375 +>>137033087 +>HAHA WOMEN RAPING MEN IS SO FUNNY! +Rolling my fucking eyes here. +--- 137033402 +>>137025184 +How many catastrophes started with with words 'Think of yourself'? +--- 137033434 +>>137033375 +>offended by Family Guy of all things +ngmi +--- 137033514 +>>137033375 +This is the fourth time they did that specific joke +--- 137033522 +>>137024493 (OP) +I laughed at a joke. But I actually have a lot of examples in my life. +Friend put a gun to his head in front of gf +My cousin bf threatened to kill himself if she didn't marry him. She didn't and he didn't kill himself. +I once met a mechanic who seemed top of the world. Talking about going on a vacay. A year later tried to contact him only to learn he suicided apparently it was about a girlfriend. I think she cheated on him but don't know for sure. +--- 137033528 +>>137030631 +jennifer titty +--- 137033787 +mouse milk. +--- 137033910 +>>137028369 +cute feet +--- 137034056 +>>137024493 (OP) +everything about "modern" family guy feels cynical as shit. like the people working on it hate working on it and just put that energy into the show, just look at all the jabs at other shows like bobs burgers, crying about awards shows, etc. meanwhile american dad is somehow the complete opposite +--- 137034089 +>>137024493 (OP) +Usually, when Family Guy gets dark it's annoying because it's just darkness for the sake of it. But this is real so it hit differently. I liked it. So many people are like this. +--- 137034154 +>>137026845 +It's kind of fucked up but you should never try to help people who are fucked up. They will just make your life a part of their downward spiral. They can have dark sympathetic backstories but usually can not be redeemed. It's better to just move past these people and never look back. +--- 137034161 +>>137034056 +The writers are genuinely mysoginistic so they quite simply can't do any episodes about Lois or Bonnie that isn't just shitting on them for being women. This limits their writing potential because all the female characters are just props. +--- 137034183 +>>137033787 +Yiff in hell, tourist. +--- 137034185 +>>137034056 +The Emmy jokes really aren't as prevalent as you make them out to be. The show's humour in recent years has actually felt LESS cynical if you'd believe it. Way less resorting to gore as a punchline and more of amusing scenes like Stewie making conversation with Meg in the kitchen and noting they aren't usually paired in scenes together. +--- 137034207 +>>137025175 +This. I fucking hate when Family Guy even plays at a "serious" plot line because the "characters" are such utter garbage they don't even qualify as silly comedic "characters" any more they're just badly drawn blobs that screech and squawk repetitively. They will never make me feel a damn thing for or against them ever. They're barely servicale to tell quick cheap gags any more. Everything has just been as "edgy" as possible for decades and the result is that nothing is ever edgy anymore because they'vealready done all of that already and OVER AND OVER AGAIN. This show just needs to be put out of its misery. Even the people working on it seem to despise its continued existence although I guess a paycheck is a paycheck. But damn is this a black hole as entertainment now. +--- 137034263 +>>137034183 +What are you doing in a MacFarlane thread then? +--- 137034296 +i always find it humorous how people associate nihilism with rick and morty when the actual subtext always seems to indicate that rick's nihilistic outlook on life is a negative trait that prevents him from being truly happy and that by embracing his family's love and the absurd (aka through rejecting his nihilistic attitudes) meanwhile family guy exists and is the most tonally nihilist, spiritually dead corpse of a media franchise this side of the yellow guys +--- 137034378 +>>137026023 +>>137026023 +>it's been 10 years since fags cried about Brian (a literal bore) being killed off of a cartoon going to complete shit + +Lol. +--- 137034418 +>>137033910 +--- 137034451 +>>137025330 +What happened? +--- 137034880 +>>137024825 +> woke up with a huge headache that day +That explains the gf +--- 137035550 +>>137034418 +lmao +--- 137035589 +>>137024800 +>Lois your grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded... +--- 137035590 +>>137025330 +Good for her. +--- 137035834 +>>137024493 (OP) +Lmfao this is so real. +--- 137035889 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzJVwEQyWy4 [Embed] +--- 137036577 +>>137034183 +>Yiff in hell +>t. ED tourist +--- 137036776 +>>137036577 +>this is the best comeback the dogfucker could formulate +>a "no u" +It's nice to know zoophiles haven't gotten any smarter over the years. +--- 137037222 +Why would Lois ever want to leave THIS? +--- 137037258 +>>137033087 +If going by that scene is any idea, Meg and Chris were too. +--- 137037359 +>>137034296 +It's not even thoughtful nihilism it's what your creepy cousin who ended up in prison for life wrote when he was 7 years old and it's nothing but characters all raping young children and each other and killing and eating young children and each other as he giggles creepily because he thinks it is mindlessly hilarious for being obviously edgy. Fuck you Kevin. But somehow it's on TV and it's much less funny and much more boring. +--- 137037795 +>>137034296 +what the deuce? +--- 137038089 +>>137034185 +That's one thing I like about the "Disney" era, so to speak. I noticed less cutaway gags too, and it's nice to see more jokes that relate to the main storylines. + +I can see why some people still don't like the show, but it's not the same as it was a decade ago where gore was the bulk of the humor. +--- 137038117 +>>137033198 +I can't help but agree. I tried giving American Dad several chances in recent years, and I just can't get into it again. I loved the FOX episodes, but the TBS episodes don't do it for me. Did the writers or staff change? +--- 137038138 +>>137038089 +Yeah. Most of these comments apply to the show maybe a decade ago instead, maybe a little less. It's ironic but the edgelord got so dull and tedious the Disney could only improve it. There was nowhere else to go there and the over reliance on shock and guro made the show plain boring eventually. +--- 137038169 +>>137033375 +I agree. Not only funny, but sexy too. +--- 137038371 +>>137024825 +>i wouldn't have nothing +--- 137038689 +Hey Lois, remember that time I met White Diamond? diff --git a/co/137024565.txt b/co/137024565.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..42bd9ea99c97b1b3ac99e7050e69837f35aa2874 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137024565.txt @@ -0,0 +1,190 @@ +----- +--- 137024565 +My pass ends in June right in time for the Ultimate Universe to return. I figured what better way to to end my time on 4chan than with a redo of my first ever storytime. +>Ultimate Marvel, later known as Ultimate Comics, was an imprint started in 2000 of comic books published by Marvel Comics, featuring re-imagined and modernized versions of the company's superhero characters from the Ultimate Marvel Universe providing new origin stories for the characters. The reality of Ultimate Marvel is designated as Earth-1610 +>The Ultimate Universe, as a part of a large-scale reboot of the All-New, All-Different Marvel multiverse, ended at the conclusion of the 2015 "Secret Wars" storyline, when select characters from the Ultimate Universe moved to the mainstream universe, Earth-616. +>In June 2023 the Ultimate Universe is set to return in the four issue miniseries Ultimate Invasion by Jonathan Hickman and Bryan Hitch. +Previously: >>136236486 >>136244693 >>136269837 >>136289737 >>136317193 >>136327392 >>136346838 >>136363812 >>136386207 >>136408652 >>136429155 >>136448196 >>136468355 >>136484787 >>136505254 >>136531010 >>136563026 >>136580502 >>136602798 >>136627226 >>136644973 >>136666941 >>136686751 >>136718639 >>136738349 >>136758112 >>136799669 >>136823184 → >>136842657 → >>136863605 → >>136879862 → >>136897688 → >>136914211 → >>136935469 → >>136949653 → >>136957070 → >>136971612 → >>136997069 → >>137013352 → +--- 137024760 +Onky few more days for fcbd. +--- 137024816 +The Ultimates will replace the avengers in 616. +--- 137025206 +Good morning, OP...thanks +--- 137026003 +>>137024930 +O-oh. + +I remember now where this all led to. + +Who liked Europe anyway? +--- 137027357 +>>137026003 +I think that's the next Fantastic 4 plot, this one is like Fire Emblem Awakening(of the waifufags) minus the time travelling children +--- 137027414 +>>137025030 +OK, you found me masturb8ing. what nao??? +--- 137027559 +>>137025079 +At no point did knockoff integrahellsing end the transmission so the whole Triskelion saw her pee. Something to motivate the troops eh Carol? +--- 137027667 +>>137027237 +…but why? +--- 137027816 +>>137026020 +So...spidercest? +>>137026340 +And her eyes are back to brown now. I kinda liked green better ms. Porno previews. +--- 137028161 +Bumpin' +--- 137028741 +>>137027667 +Because FUCK ULTIMATE BEHEAD ULTIMATE LET BENDIS WRITE ULTIMATE SHOVEL ULTIMATE COMICS INTO AN OCEAN OF BOILING OIL AND FORCEFED THE CHARRED REMAINTS TO 616 -coming this summer- +--- 137028853 +>>137028740 +Fun Fact : spidey will not get to take another IQ test +also iq tests are only accurate the first time around since the puzzles and their rules are new to the tested +--- 137029843 +>>137029733 +Jewed. +--- 137029864 +>>137024816 +That's such a longshot I believe it. +Especially after Aaron and now that the Avengers have a crap roster post-Aaron. +--- 137029883 +>>137029864 +The solicts says what Maker is doing and previous plans. + +Just compile it all together. +--- 137029951 +>>137029914 +Ultimste Cap would be one of those old socially conservative democrats. +--- 137030132 +>>137030105 +Lol +--- 137030624 +Ultimate carol was neverr blacked eh? Modern writers love their blacked fetish. +--- 137030632 +>>137030557 +>Instantly insulted that he was taken to France +This Cap is great. Like most of the heroes in Ultimate, he's unfiltered +--- 137031247 +>>137029962 +Nanana battawarcrimes +--- 137031560 +>>137031145 +>nuke put a little hapa in all that vietcong poon +Based. +--- 137031690 +Tomorrow we'll do two threads for The Death of Spider-Man. +--- 137031706 +>>137031649 +>Sounds like things got pretty hairy + +Hawkeye is deaf +--- 137031737 +>>137031706 +Not in this universe he isn't. +--- 137031788 +>>137031552 +Dual wielding doesn’t outdamage two-handed in any sane universe +--- 137031856 +>>137026849 +>Nathaniel Essex +wat +--- 137031890 +>>137031856 +Phoenix reset the universe meaning Apocalypse never took over. This will actually pay off later. +--- 137032341 +Marvel shouda had went with 6161 and 1610 earth. +--- 137032381 +>>137032341 +I don't get it +--- 137032409 +>>137032381 +I meant merge of 616 and 1610 Earth post sw. +--- 137032461 +>>137031649 +why are they watching blurry real-life footage of boxing? +--- 137033277 +>>137032461 +It's a Betamax Sugar Ray Bill fight, what you think they had ultra1080hd imaxx definition back in the 70s? Kids these days... +--- 137034029 +Did ultimate marvel had sliding timescale? +--- 137034250 +>>137029773 +Fuck that. +--- 137034469 +>/co/ swore up and down that ultimatum killed the ultimate universe +>its stronger than ever +Even Bendis's shit is good. Why did /co/ lie and hide this kino from me? +--- 137035560 +>>137034469 +They were allowed to diverge somewhat from 616. +--- 137035643 +>>137024565 (OP) +Wow lots of deleted post +--- 137035714 +>>137034469 +>thinking /co/ reads comics +>>137035643 +Mods hate Ultimate. +--- 137036489 +is anyone else getting sick of the word ultimate? +--- 137036881 +>>137031455 +That's a good cover. +--- 137037155 +>>137031690 +>Tomorrow we'll do two threads for The Death of Spider-Man. +I can't believe it's time already. +--- 137037271 +>>137027317 +>>137027291 +So after everything the smartest man in the universe was just a school shooter, fantastic +--- 137037379 +>>137028572 +Wait, the fantastic four are all teenagers? Fuck man why did anybody ever think that the ultimate line was ever worth anything? Ten years of retelling stories and all of it gets condensed into a fucking year because no one has any forethought +--- 137037443 +>>137037379 +>>137027291 +Wow Reed must have been one annoying 7-year-old if he was already getting bullied by 5 high school bullies at once. +--- 137037462 +>>137034029 +Nope, it never had a time frame to bother scaling to, no time progression happens it’s just shitty people destroying themselves when the writers ran out of status quo and old stories to adapt +--- 137037492 +>>137037462 +Did Magneto really decide to genocide the world after 1 year? +--- 137037515 +>>137037492 +Pete getting his powers to dying happens in 9 months, so you have to cram the first ten or so years of the ultimate universe into that time frame +--- 137037575 +>>137037515 +I guess Pete dying in 9 months is realistic. +--- 137037585 +>>137037443 +He’s allegedly the smartest guy in the world, it’s weird he’s even in a regular high school +--- 137037608 +>>137037575 +There is no sense of progress in the ultimate books, just degradation. Pete becomes spidey in issue 6 then stops evolving as a character. It’s really interesting to see, I don’t really get the prize any of this gets +--- 137037758 +>>137037462 +Nice head Canon. +--- 137037779 +>>137037758 +At this point it’s just the writers doing whatever they want because the line failed but they won’t pull the plug, so you get some interesting ideas but nothing great or memorable +--- 137037895 +>>137037779 +Can u stop lying? +--- 137037963 +>>137037895 +An opinion isn’t lying dude, enjoy your bendis slop tomorrow maybe Pete’s bitch “death” will be better this time +--- 137038366 +>>137037963 +Nah enjoy your mentally illness. +--- 137039086 +>>137025030 +lol +--- 137039153 +>>137025956 +One of the coolest redesigns, if you ask me. diff --git a/co/137024629.txt b/co/137024629.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bdd64254cb2ee61b6abec68975d308d5d170c0bc --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137024629.txt @@ -0,0 +1,952 @@ +----- +--- 137024629 +Best scene in the film was Gamora toilet scene +--- 137024836 +>>137024629 (OP) +Even in heaven Rockets friends were still abominations +--- 137024853 +>>137024629 (OP) +C'mon man you barely see any of her in the loo, it's not like they do a close up of her BRAPping + +Real best scene was the kino fight with all the cybernetic hellbeasts with everyone flawlessly coordinating. Kind of funny how Peter Quill felt like he was getting shit on by absolutely everyone and everything for 3/4s of the movie, so in the last act him MacGuyvering through the High Evolutionary's forces effortlessly feels out of nowhere +--- 137024864 +>>137024629 (OP) +Peak society is apparently late 70s early 80s America +--- 137024894 +>>137024853 +Peter demonstrated his worth to Gamora early on when he manages to charm the pink girl enough to let him take control of the security system +--- 137024906 +Starlord solo movie apparently +--- 137024937 +I wish Judge Anon was still around to see MCU Phyla. +--- 137024949 +>>137024853 +After seeing Adam Warlock in action, I'm even more excited in seeing Superman Legacy +--- 137024987 +>>137024894 +Bullshit. Both the girl and Gamora were shittalking him for all the way, the only thing he did to "charm" her was that cheesy "let me win them over with the power of love!" spiel at the end that convinced her to unlock the console so he could fake her out and hack the guards into floating. And that only worked because they were all fucked otherwise + +>>137024937 +Eh, she's not that exciting. Pretty cool when she managed to tame the battery-eating interdimensional predators though + +>>137024949 +Seriously? Warlock was a fucking clown for the whole movie and a literal manchild. Lost Rocket with him literally in his arms. Knocked down by ONE of Gamora's shots. Left exhausted by the explosion that took out his ship on Counter-Earth. Held at bay for a while by DRAX of all people, the same Drax Ronan casually slapped down WITHOUT a Power Stone +--- 137024998 +Thoughts on the death tease fakeout? Instead the movie pulled an ROTK ending where most of the original Guardians seperated but went on to live happy lives +--- 137025012 +>>137024998 +I feel blueballed as hell. But I'm also not surprised when Guardians is such a moneymaker for the MCU. Didn't Gunn originally want to kill more people off? +--- 137025018 +>>137024987 +Just so you know why they made ADam a manchild. Its because Adam in his first appearance was nothing but a brute who knew nothing about anything and went so far as trying to breed Thors gf since she was the first female he saw. +Sucks that the MCU might keep him this way. +--- 137025036 +>>137024987 +>Seriously? Warlock was a fucking clown for the whole movie +I was referring more to how his fight scenes were shot with the camera although he was pretty formidable in the beginning, he mogged everyone and kickstarted the plot in the first place. Most of the jokes about him were that he was too sensitively immature and OP but he got that nice moment at the end when he saved Quill, joined in the group hug, and became a member of the Guardians at the end +--- 137025039 +>>137024836 +Floor the bunny was SO HIDEOUS AND SO CUTE +--- 137025047 +someone post the full movie spoilers please +--- 137025051 +>>137025018 +Oh I'm familiar with his origin story but they were decidedly a bit more literal with it in the movie. In the comics as I recall he had that POMPOUS DEMANDING STYLE OF SPEAKING lots of space characters did yeah, like you said was a brute but in the movie he's literally a toddler mentally who pouts when Mommy Ayesha won't let him keep pets, vaporises a guy to show "he means business" and is genuinely so lost when she dies that after sparing his life once the Guardians decide he deserves a second chance + +That part was really weird by the way. It felt like at one point the Guardians were supposed to know he was only doing what he did because the HE threatened to wipe out the Sovereign for failing to inform him about Rocket's whereabouts but I don't think they ever figured out what his deal was in the movie proper, and he literally did nothing but attack and attack them without a hint of remorse. Shit some of the mooks treated them better. It's like the Guardians read ahead of the plot and knew he was too plot important to kill. + +If you're there anon who leaked the movie: Let me just say know I finally understand the "Rocket doesn't kill HE" scene. Even if the ship wasn't blowing up Gamora got him with the knife she thought she'd killed Thanos with. That knife must be something special +--- 137025062 +>>137024987 +>>137025018 +Warlock needed just, like, 1-2 lines about how seeing his mother die fucked him up for a bit and he would have been a good character. Seriously, that would have changed so much. As it is he just bounces around fighting semi-randomly and we don't really care about his redemption[/.spoiler] +--- 137025070 +>>137025036 +Eh, fair enough his CGI was alright I guess. I really couldn't take him seriously after how badly he fucked any and all involvement, like you said he's a literal manchild and his sheer incompetence gets pretty handily exploited over and over. + +Also fuck, Drax and Groot were FUCKING buffed. Remember when Ronan dropped Drax easily without needing the Power Stone? Remember when Groot wasn't swole, and wasn't assumed to be able to live with most of his body destroyed as long as his head was intact? +--- 137025104 +>>137025062 +For what it's worth, I think his actor did the best with what he was given. He just wasn't given a lot. And speaking of arcs that didn't happen I felt Quill needed one good conversation with Gamora after she sees his photo and gives it back to him. Instead they just go from hating each other for literally the whole movie to being smiley and friendly at the end despite having said nothing to earn it + +The way the movie treats Quill in general is weird, and I think I kind of get it. I'm sure there's a lot of ragebaiting youtubers who will do the usual "white man bad yass kween good" spiel about how at the start Quill is a useless drunk who's still trying to hit on women/futilely rekindle his relationship with Gamora and Gamora and Nebula are the de facto team leaders who literally grunt at each other to assert dominance, but I do like how at the end Mantis' empath powers and Drax's dad powers are more useful than anything Nebula could bring to the table. And while he never gets as much of a direct take-that moment, suddenly at the end of the movie with Rocket as his MOTIVATION Quill just fucking bulldozes every goddamn thing the HE can throw at him like the space commando he is + +The Guardians are legitimately levelling up like videogame characters, they're noticeably more competent than they were in their debut when given a good reason to fight. +--- 137025149 +>>137025104 +In Vol. 3, they finally act like superheroes actively trying to help people. In the first film, they were ragtag misfits and in the second one, they were basically mercenaries. +--- 137025150 +>>137025104 +I did really like how the film took the Guardians seriously when they had to rise to the challenge, Quill included. I didn't overly mind him and Gamora not improving their relation - it seemed to happen through fighting together, like when they smiled at one another. + +I do wish the High Evolutionary came across as a more credible threat, though. I know he genocided a planet but his gravity powers just didn't do it for me and it was very unconvincing that Adam Warlock jobbed to him in an attempt to establish his strength + +For what it's worth I liked the movie way more than I thought I was gonna +--- 137025173 +>>137024998 +I didn't hate it. It was very anime. A lot of this movie was very anime, really. Especially the flashbacks of very cute kid characters suffering horrible things +--- 137025187 +>>137025104 +Peter has always been kind of a joke though, like his whole thing is that he tries to act cool but usually ends up failing and he makes up for it by having a big heart. +--- 137025213 +>>137025149 +Yeah, that's true. Which is weird because it feels like their STATED mission for forming in 1 was to be wandering adventurers righting wrongs across the universe, but by 2 they do feel more like merc buddies than anything. + +>>137025150 +>I liked the movie way more than I thought I was gonna +Same. + +High Evolutionary is weird for me. His threat level feels like it has a lot of the same problems as Kang, in that either the SFX budget isn't big enough for him to fight for long or the writing team couldn't think of a way for the Guardians to beat him in a marketable way without him being hilariously weak when fighting more than like 3 superhuman people taken off their guard. At the same time though I felt he worked mainly because they weren't trying to escalate above Thanos/Ego/Ronan, his sheer schizo autism gave him a pretty intimidating presence in Rocket's flashbacks, and his obsession with him made his incompetence in the final battle feel more like a deliberate writing decision. So the final fight was more catharsis for Rocket than a physical threat once the other Guardians caught up. +--- 137025222 +>>137025173 +This is probably the most harrowing MCU film for kids to watch. Leaving aside Rocket's origin, an entire planet and race literally die after we get a scene of them being humanized and helping out the Guardians +--- 137025240 +>>137025187 +I'd argue 2 and Infinity War were slowly edging him to be less of one. Slowly. But we were getting there, right up until he fucked up towards the end of Infinity War. + +It also makes it hard for me to figure out how dangerous he's actually supposed to be. One minute he's a retarded goof, the next he's somehow pulling off Arkham Aslyum shit on things that could break him in half. +--- 137025255 +>>137025222 +Don't forget Rocket having a whole sequence of clawing off HE's face, with the struggles and screams being audible even with the camera cutting away from the gore and at the end HE's flayed, ruined face exposed behind his fleshmask as he's wailing about how he just wanted to make everything perfect + +Man was literally so autistic about accelerating his genetic engineering experiments he didn't even spare the time to properly heal his space with all his space age tech lmao +--- 137025273 +>>137025255 +I broadly agree with his point, but c'mon it's not flaying. He was wearing a fleshy mask over his real face. Actual flaying is a lot, lot worse +--- 137025284 +>>137025273 +*this point +--- 137025291 +>>137025273 +I dunno about that, he didn't have a NOSE had a goddamn hole in his cheek. Shit was worse than the face Doom showed Sue that one time and the worst part was that it was all RAW. RED. Bloody miracle he didn't have gangrene +--- 137025308 +This is a very good "comic book" movie, the weird visuals of Orgocorp HQ, the designs of the High Evolutionary's creations, and the action scenes were great in comparison to Quantumania. +--- 137025333 +>>137025291 +Yeah but that's what Rocket did to him years and years before. It wasn't the result of peeling off his face there and then. Kids might not get that, of course +--- 137025388 +The romantic kiss between Rocket and Lyla in the afterlife kind of felt weird since I got the vibe they had more of a sibling/platonic relationship in the flashbacks +--- 137025395 +>>137025308 +Yeah, excellent visuals and action. Found it a bit odd HE's tech seems to be all over the place, with clunky cyborg animals still being used as his main muscle when he has the goddamn Sovereign as pets. +--- 137025410 +>>137025388 +Really? Felt pretty clear to me they were doing a girl next door thing with them. +--- 137025452 +>>137025410 +I may have been distracted by the freaky bunny +--- 137025497 +Rocket sparing the High Evolutionary because "he's a Guardian" felt weird because earlier in the climax, they had everyone go all out on the bad guys with Quill literally murdering a guy by jumping off a tower and then driving him straight into the ground +--- 137025514 +>>137024629 (OP) +So how was the film, worth watching? I've always liked the guardians films, i hope its good +--- 137025548 +>>137025514 +Definitely. It has its flaws but it's the best Marvel movie in a long time. None of its flaws are as big as how shitty Ego was so it's better than vol 2 +--- 137025612 +>>137025514 +This >>137025548. The worst thing I have to say is that the HEY YOU! SHUT UP and NO YOU, SHUT UP! "funny" moments are quite jarring with the rest of the story. Other than that the action and CGI are top notch, the story gets impressively darker than any MCU film before it, the villain is impressively unhinged and every single Guardian gets their time to show they've earned their stripes as a defender of the galaxy. + +>>137025497 +Agreed. I said this in another thread but it's really weird when the Guardians haven't regretted killing a villain before (remember when Ronan got blown up?) or gunning down/slicing up halls full of mooks although also as some anon posited then you could interpret it as Rocket refusing to give HE the satisfaction of dying vindicated about Rocket being his monster since on top of the ship exploding, HE was also stabbed right in the gut +--- 137025627 +I liked it emotionally but godamn so much stupid shit that you have to forget logic exists +--- 137025651 +>>137025627 +Gunn's writing style in general seems to assume the characters have to start every movie retarded before their character growth also returns them their IQ points. +--- 137025667 +>>137024864 +Unironically yes. +--- 137025681 +Unironically complete beastmen death +--- 137025682 +>>137025627 +What was illogical? At least, illogical in a way you wouldn't believe the characters would make that choice in the moment +--- 137025690 +>>137025612 +One complaint I do have is the pacing, the transitions sometimes happen too fast before you have anytime to process the scene and the third act on the cube dragged. +--- 137025696 +Is Gamora still a useless sack of shit who does nothing but play the boring "team mom" role? +--- 137025707 +>>137025696 +No +--- 137025710 +>>137025681 +Come to think of it it was just HE's albinos, that one squishy abomination and actual animals that were saved nothing quite like Rocket onscreen huh. HE really did turn all his cyborg animals into battle grunts. +--- 137025748 +>>137025696 +Mantis takes that role now, 2014 Gamora is basically pissed off and exasperated at the Guardians and arc is her coming to appreciate them like the original Gamora did during the course of their adventure. +--- 137025807 +>>137025696 +Gamora has now completely regressed to being a useless, violent sack of shit who hates everyone and cannot articulate any of her issues coherently. + +Except the last scene shows that instead of dominating the Ravagers by sheer aggression like her intro implied, they're actually super tight family with her even though she's a bitch to the rest of the universe lmao + +I don't want to harp on the MsheU bandwagon because God knows there's enough outrage farmers and schizos to do it for me and this movie definitely more than makes up for it especially by having Nebula eat crow at the end when the dumbasses she chews out prove critical to saving the children, but Gamora does get to have her cake and eat it pretty hard in this movie. +--- 137025879 +>>137025807 +>Except the last scene shows that instead of dominating the Ravagers by sheer aggression like her intro implied, they're actually super tight family with her even though she's a bitch to the rest of the universe lmao + +I thought that scene was meant to show that Gamora came to appreciate the Ravagers more and see them as her own family after her time with the Guardians? +--- 137025885 +>>137024629 (OP) +Not even Adam Warlock with James Gunn as Gamora can wear the leotard +--- 137025925 +>>137024949 +--- 137025952 +>>137025925 +It's the truth, it was a good movie with great action scenes. I wouldn't be saying the same thing if Peyton Reed was in charge to direct. +--- 137026091 +>>137025879 +I don't really get that impression because it shows all the Ravagers giving her a "welcome home" style greeting that doesn't make sense unless she's much more familiar with them off the clock than on the job although the movie spends so little time on their relationship I'm not sure if either of us has concrete evidence either way. It was just the impression I got because Gamora never seemed to make too many overtures towards them, they seemed to have taken the initiative to throw her that party, at least from how that scene was shown +--- 137026121 +>>137025062 +I'm still not sure if Ayesha saw him as an actual son or just a tool to ensure the Sovereign's survival at the very end. She just wasn't in the movie enough and didn't have enough dialogue with him that wasn't her being disappointed. +--- 137026185 +Do you think they ever met? +--- 137026216 +The timeline for this movie weird. You have Kraglin acting like he still just recently got Yondu's arrow passed down to him and the Ayasha saying that Adam was pulled out of his cocoon too soon but the events of Vol. 2 happened all the way back in 2014 whereas Vol. 3 takes place at around 2025-2026. +--- 137026248 +>>137026121 +Eh, I think we had enough of her +>>137026216 +He's been trying and failing to use the arrow for a long while, which is established in the Christmas Special +--- 137026263 +>>137026185 +I feel like the MCU has a bit of a problem with their higher stakes villains in which it feels like they should have met, but they just haven't for whatever reason. Take Ego. Thinks he's the only Celestial out there-oh wait, there are at least 2 Celestials literally just hanging out at Omnipotence City watching the god orgies. And multiple planetary populations, including Thanos' homeworld, have Eternals which acknowledge who their creators are. And frankly, the Eternals made everything Ego ever made look like shit. Did someone just forget to invite him? Oh and speaking of that, how the hell did Odin bury all evidence of Hela and his armies if the gods of Omnipotence City are immortal, numerous and presumably MUST have heard of the conquests before Odin presumably showed up the orgies one day and sheepishly announced the Asgardians are now nice? + +And so on that basis no. I don't think they ever met. Because if they had I'm pretty sure the High Evolutionary would have had such an autism meltdown at how much Thanos' tech outclasses his he'd have thrown everything he had at him. I mean the man was mindbroken from being outsmarted by a fucking raccoon +--- 137026363 +>>137026263 +I always thought that Ego was basically just a retarded Celestial in that his growth may have been stunted by the premature destruction of his planet (which is why he still forms a planet around his core) and he may have been abandoned by his kind because of that. Ego wasn't educated so he took it upon himself to explore the galaxy and found that he was too Celestial for mortals but too mortal for the Celestial and this resulted in an inferiority complex where he felt the need to spread himself to other planets so he won't feel alone, thus his name Ego. +--- 137026373 +Also there were, at one point, two Madame Hydras running around. There's the new one, who's the actual Madame Hydra and showed up in BP2. And there's Aida. +--- 137026396 +>>137026263 +High Revolutionary was mindbroken specifically because a creation of his managef to come up with a solution to something he himself couldn't figure out +--- 137026423 +>>137026363 +Ego is really weird in that the first Guardians movie SHOWED you what proper Celestials look like-and lo and behold, Arishem the Judge looks fairly comic book accurate. + +They really needed to add something like "And I was abandoned for being the Celestial equivalent of a special needs child stuffing crayons up my nose so now I'm doing my own thing instead of their stupid galaxy seed and feed shit" to let him make sense. It would've even added a new dimension to his plan to "see Eternity" (who also turned out to be a very literal guy that Gorr actually walked up to and saw, lmao) in that maybe he wanted to subsume the universe out of an inferiority complex at all the Celestials laughing for him LARPing as lesser species instead of making a giant robot body. +--- 137026438 +>>137026263 +Wakanda Forever is kind of funny if you take into account Love and Thunder, Shuri kept praying to Bast despite her atheism to help her brother but we know thanks to L&T that she may have been too busy attending Zeus' orgies. +--- 137026444 +>>137026396 +Given how quickly Thanos reverse engineered fucking Pym particles, I'm pretty sure he'd have figured out something HE couldn't pretty quickly if they'd ever met. +--- 137026468 +>>137026263 +You have like three international crime syndicates all secretly controlling the world (HYDRA, Red Room and Ten Rings. Oh and if you consider Netflix shows canon also The Hand which makes it four) +--- 137026503 +>>137026438 +I mean can you even blame Bast + +>Last BP, beloved by all, died wanting Wakanda to open up and engage more with the world +>His mother instead doubles down on it's isolation and covert ops, with the only shown instance of Wakandan charity being his baby mama +>Said baby mama also accidentally starts an international incident by shooting dead an Atlantean guard while rescuing Shuri +>His sister ends up devolving into a genocidal rage and nearly kills Namor in a deep fryer, after the fucking Heart-Shaped Herb itself shows her to be little different from Killmonger emotionally +>Bast COULD deal with all that absolute bullshit shitting all over T'challa's wishes +>OR she could continue getting doubleteamed by Zeus and Poseidon while blowing Hades +At least Hanuman seems to do his fucking job, considering while the plains Wakandans are in a constant state of political implosion the Jabbari can fend off Thanos' forces with big fucking sticks +--- 137026549 +>>137026468 +Ten Rings was a shadow of its former self, Hydra and the Red Room were rival organizations. +--- 137026559 +>>137024629 (OP) +Still undecided in seeing this, just a few questions to help me make up my mind +>is Quill portrayed as useless throughout the entire movie? +>is the humor more hit than miss? +>are any of the characters especially annoying? +--- 137026561 +>>137026468 +>Ten Rings +OH YEAH, and we had the fake Mandarin, the "Real" Mandarin and the not!Mandarin that the Shang-Chi movie made a point of having the fake Mandarin apologise to for doing a racist impersonation of. Nevermind that the Ten Rings is actually mainly concerned with Chinese mysticism despite having had a cell in the middle east that was apparently being manipulated by an unrelated white man who was a biochemist I'm pretty sure didn't even believe in magic. + +Also don't forget that SHIELD is nothing but a HYDRA front that just keeps continuously imploding until at this point HYDRA is probably just 15 guys desperately trying to pretend they've been SHIELD agents all along +--- 137026654 +>>137026559 +>Quill +He is very, very fucking useless for like 3/4s of the movie. Past Gamora in particular goes out of her way to absolutely shit on him to make clear they will never get back together and she can't imagine why they ever did. In the last quarter though, when they're on the cusp of resurrecting Rocket, he goes into full plot armoured action movie hero mode and blazes through armies of things that could have snapped him in half. He ends the movie having gotten basically all his mojo back, and going back to Earth to reconnect with his grandpa + +Side note: He has some weird...I'm not even sure if it's intentional chemistry, but some weird moments with Nebula where they bicker like an old married couple. Feels like something vague enough for them to ignore if they want, or come back to if they decide to ship him with her +>humor +When it's bad, it's really quite insufferable and jarring. Overall though I would say there are more hits than misses. +>annoying +Gamora has lost all her character development so she's utterly insufferable. Nebula gets quite a bit of it too because she's cracking under the stress of being the only competent adult in the Guardians and devolves into screaming at everyone else to cope, but she ends the movie in a pretty good place as the team mom for all the experimented lifeforms rescued from the High Evolutionary's chambers. + +I also found Adam Warlock utterly pointless, but the movie kicks the shit out of him so hard I can't really hate him. He is a literal, actual toddler in a grown man's body +--- 137026676 +>>137026559 +>annoying +Also Drax is still a dumb overly literal retard still retreading the joke of being smug and dumb, but you probably expected that. At the end of his movie, Nebula absolutely and rightfully unloads on him for overplaying the dumb bit, and in turn his parenting skills do let him help the guardians avoid accidentally catching some genetically enhanced children in friendly fire though +--- 137026836 +>>137026654 +>>137026676 +Doesn't sound too good, to be honest. I'd prefer Quill to be believably competent throughout, even if he was depressed at losing Gamora. +Also good that someone calls Drax out on his bs, i think even Dave Bautista is sick of playing the character because of how over the top he is, but again, i'd prefer it if they just gave him better writing. +Last one, would you say this is significantly worse than the previous two movies? +--- 137026869 +>>137026836 +Better than the first but not as good as the second one, which had better things to do for all the main characters and was more emotional. +--- 137026962 +>>137026869 +Well, alright. I think I'm in the minority when I say 2 is my favorite, but its good to hear its better than the first at least. +--- 137026968 +>>137025222 +Guardians 1 also had a scene with the villain murdering millions of Nova corp soldiers in that big explosive finale, and Guardians 2 revealed Ego had a bunch of children he killed. I never saw anybody complain that was too dark. +--- 137027068 +>>137026968 +Those were just soldiers and Ego murdering his children was after the fact. In Vol. 3, we actually do get to see stuff like Rocket being experimented on, his friends having sweet moments together before they die, the High Evolutionary getting mauled, and the albino family and their house suddenly getting blown up. +--- 137027210 +Any camrips of the movie out yet or do you have to wait for the US release? +--- 137027266 +>>137027210 +Worth seeing in the cinema. Great soundtrack on movie theater speakers and lots of eye candy +--- 137027279 +>>137024987 +I liked Adam Warlock now because he likes Adrian Belew +--- 137027308 +What's the postcredit scene? +--- 137027319 +>>137026836 +Just so you know >>137026869 is a different anon, personally I liked it better than both movies before it. I also think it's story has higher barriers to entry though, the shit with Rocket is brutal but he spends most of the movie unconscious, and it hits harder if you've seen him in the second one. +--- 137027347 +>>137027308 +Starlord having awkward conversation with his dad over breakfast. Caption says Starlord will return over this mundane scene. Disgusting sound of chewing cereal continues until fade to black +Not even trolling +--- 137027355 +>>137024629 (OP) +>imagine paying money and spending hours of your time to watch this schlock +--- 137027386 +>>137027355 +I don't have to imagine it, I did it today and it was very enjoyable +--- 137027437 +>>137025885 +Gunn managed to radically change the costume and visual appearance of all the Marvel Comics characters he brought into the MCU he seems to have a disdain for what Jim Starlin created +--- 137027455 +>>137027266 +>Worth seeing in the cinema. +Fuck you and your transgenda +--- 137027481 +>>137026836 +The issue with Quill's competence is that he's so laser focused on getting "Gamora" back it's stunting everything else about him. Every revolves around getting her back which is why he's useless. The reason he gets his grove back saving Rocket is because it's the first real moment where he isn't obsessing over what he lost and is instead trying to help someone. Which is exactly what got Gamora to like him the first movie. All his flirting fell flat with her until he actually showed his good side. It's a thematic circle, at the start of the film series his problem was taking people's hands, and at the end it was letting go. Both can ruin you as a person and you need to know the right place, right time +--- 137027485 +>>137027455 +Lol that's a biiiiig stretch +--- 137027571 +First F-bomb in the MCU and they kind of just casually dropped it +--- 137027795 +>>137027571 +I didn't even register it +--- 137027873 +>>137027455 +Based, these movies are woke trash +--- 137027897 +>>137024987 +|How do you feel about the new team? and why is the jub jub loli in it? +--- 137027938 +>>137027873 +Soe Saldana is old af-I don't want to see her wearing that +--- 137027985 +>>137027571 +Didn't Fury already say motherfucker before? +--- 137028307 +>>137024629 (OP) +do they actually show Gamora on the space toilet? +--- 137028343 +>>137028307 +You see from outside the stall. She's tapping her feet and is interrupted. The hygiene of what she does is dubious +I really really feel like Gunn wrote this while binging on Made in Abyss +--- 137029271 +>>137027938 +But I do +--- 137029295 +So is Hatsune Miku song in this flick or no +--- 137030179 +>>137026836 +Anon is missing a lot of stuff. Quill carries the team pretty hard in this one. +--- 137030190 +>>137027347 +Grandpa +--- 137030453 +>>137027897 +Checked the internet for that as soon as I got back from the cinema. +She's Phylla. Hence the glowy fists. +--- 137030519 +>>137029295 +Apparently yes. It was the one time my brother made a point to lean over and say something. +It's playing in the background of one of the idyllic-50s-nuclear-family-but-they're-furries homes. I guess cuz it sounds fuckin' weird and adds to the uncanny alien aspect. They all speak a unique untranslatable language as well. +--- 137030579 +>>137024998 +AFAIK everyone seemed to expect EVERYONE to die. So I'm pleasantly surprised at the total subversion of expectations. +Also: +>film OPENS with visual homage to The Death of Captain Marvel +He knew what he was fucking doing all along the cheeky sod. +--- 137030653 +>>137025410 +literally lmao +--- 137030728 +I made autistic notes. + +And this is the only one I haven't found closure to with a quick Google search. + +During the opening credits, following Rocket whilst the music plays; he passes a TV screen with a 3D model of a robotic head on it. + +It looked kind of like fucking ROM. Was that a cheeky little plausibly-deniable easter egg? Apparently Gunn DID really like his comic and badly wanted him in these movies. +--- 137030731 +Shit, I haven't seen a Marvel movie since Spider-Man 3 but this was amazing. Probably my favorite guardians movie. Should I watch the rest of the phase that I missed? + +>>137025388 +Gotta be a near-death hallucination, I mean, what kind of shitty afterlife has its inhabitants in the state they died in? Fucking cybernetics and all. She was like "it's great here, still miss my arms though, you know. I wonder what afterlife they went to?" +--- 137030817 +>>137025452 +What was the name of that comic with the cybernetic dog, cat and bunny? That's gotta be a reference to that, right? With the bunny gettings its face blown off? +--- 137030897 +>>137025173 +entire movie felt like James Gunn got wasted and marathoned Made in Abyss, pure kino +--- 137030916 +>>137030731 +I take it you mean No Way Home. +Cuz my brain short circuited a little there at why you'd like this so much having never seen an MCU movie. +--- 137030947 +>>137030916 +I saw half of Shang Chi and then No Way Home, but that's it. I saw Loki and Moon Knight but that doesn't count. + +I actually had to ask my friend if anything happened in Thor 4 regarding the guardians that I should know about, and he was like, not really. +--- 137031005 +>>137030731 +They were only sapient after they became augmented. It was actually a thoughtful touch. If she even remembered having forelimbs, they weren't used LIKE human arms. +If you had bitchin' Doc Ock spider legs grafted onto you shortly after birth and lived most of your life using them, you'd feel incomplete without them. +--- 137031014 +>>137025696 +She was fucking scary. I've read a bit of the comics and this seemed somewhat more in line but I'm not sure. +Also why is Cosmo not called Laika, is there a lore reason? +--- 137031031 +>>137031005 +Starlord made sure to grab his Zune in case he died so he could listen to the beastie boys in heaven. +--- 137031064 +>>137030947 +GotG3 was meant to come out before Thor 4, but then the /pol/ psyop happened so the schedule got all fucked up. Gunn probably had plans for Thor that he simply didn't get to make happen, cuz they needed to skip straight to his movie earlier than expected so split him back off on his own immediately. +--- 137031086 +>>137031014 +Cosmo is a comics character. Basically the exact same as in the movie except male. +Making him a her was explicitly a homage to Laika. +--- 137031105 +>AAAAAHHHHHHHH +>AAAAAHHHHHHHH + +They keep giving the most emotional scenes to the talking Raccoon for some reason. +--- 137031111 +>>137027985 +motherf-*dust* +--- 137031130 +>>137031105 +Reminds me of the console wars shitposting from before BvS had even come out lol +>DC: we can't make a Wonder Woman movie because it's too niche! +>mahvel: here's a funny talking racoon haha whee +--- 137031137 +>>137027571 +I heard some kids in the theatre, they're probably traumatized for life. The cute animals dying, that guy being turned to charcoal, the main villain's face, and the MC brutally killing a fat manw ith his own two hands. +--- 137031198 +>>137025395 +I don't remember the Sovereign being all that formidable in GotG2. If they were they wouldn't have needed to hire 5 hobos to run pest control. +Adam's the one exception and sure enough they started with him. Alas: +>oh no +>its retarded +--- 137031294 +>>137031198 +I really liked Adam. He reminds me a bit of the Sentry when he's not being insufferable, just this total pansy flying brick. +--- 137031404 +>>137030728 +I momentarily thought the floating robot head in the Stallone Ravager troop was a totally-not-ROM — but realised it was nothing like our boy once I got a better onscreen look at it. I also felt like there were nods to ROM and the Micronauts littered throughout Quantumania. On another note does anyone know who the magic portal opening naga-like snake alien with the Ravagers who threw an emoji-emote at one point was? +--- 137031406 +>>137031294 +I fucking love Sentry and kinda see what you mean in retrospect. Tho I guess I consider the insufferableness part of the point so the comparison flew over my head at the time. +--- 137031437 +>>137031404 +A viper from XCOM? +--- 137031503 +>>137025388 +>Cute sapient otter (female) +>Gets fridged in a flashback + +Damn it. I really hate the villain of this movie whose name I already forgot. The screaming looney tunes magneto. +--- 137031531 +>>137031404 +The naga was in the post-credit of GotG2, along with a bunch of other Ravager lieutenants. They're all drawn from the "original" GotG comic team/concept, that was set millennia in the future. Same as Yondu. +Granted I think the naga & the head are relatively obscure members from somewhere in the mid-90s GotG run that managed to last 60 fkn issues. Gunn just likes the designs I guess. Starhawk & the diamond man are long-time recognisable mainstays like Yondu. +In fact come to think of it they're missing a member. OG GotG had a THICC boi from Saturn or somesuch, and he was in that post-credit. Didn't see him here. And he's pretty fuckin' impossible to miss. +--- 137031545 +>>137030731 +>Should I watch the rest of the phase that I missed? +Quantumania hit some of the same notes as GG3 in terms of out-there high-comic Sci-Fi / Fantasy with a strong Kirbyesque aesthetic running through its core. Qmania was howeer strangely savaged by critics while GG3 has been widely praised from what I've seen so far. Eternals was garbage. Shang-Chi was surprisingly better than expected, had its moments for sure although not necessarily one of the greats. Multiverse of Madness has some neat visual sequences interspersed however it misses on many fronts. Black Widow pretty skippable. Wakanda Forever garbage. Love and Thunder has some entertainment value and elements of strong visual value but its also a trainwreck with little to no rewatch value. Then there's the TV shows… +--- 137031554 +>>137031503 +HE. +--- 137031642 +>>137031531 +>The naga was in the post-credit of GotG2, along with a bunch of other Ravager lieutenants. They're all drawn from the "original" GotG comic team/concept, that was set millennia in the future. Same as Yondu. +Yeah this much I'm aware of, they were a great postcredit tease and I've been stoked about seeing them onscreen, shame they didn't get more action in this flick really but hopefully some of them will get their own "will return" moments in the future +--- 137031664 +>>137031064 +Gunn said recently that shipping Thor off with the Guardians was a decision that he had no input on, and that Taika effectively took a bullet for him regarding what to do with it because Thor was never ever going to be in Guardians 3 no matter what. +>>137031404 +The snakeman is Krugarr from Jim Valentino's GOTG. He was a guest character a few times throughout the 90s series and the disciple of Dr Strange. FYI, Stallone and his crew are basically the original Guardians of the Galaxy. +--- 137031700 +were there any cool easter eggs this time around? not planning to see the movie for a bit, but i know easter eggs were a pretty big part of the last two movies +--- 137031710 +>>137031642 +kek I googled "gotg naga" to get an actual list of comic appearances for you and it turnsd out he diamond man's name is Martinex T'Naga. +--- 137031840 +>>137031642 +>>137031710 +K just 9 issues. and 3 Annuals (debuting in the 1st one). +https://comicvine.gamespot.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy/4050-4398/object-appearances/4005-25724/ +also BLOODY HELL HE NATTY +--- 137031935 +>>137031664 +>FYI, Stallone and his crew are basically the original Guardians of the Galaxy. +Yep, this is why they were such a based addition. Pretty sure they even say so in their first post-cred appearance afaik. My old man had a bunch of old GotG / Sentry / ROM / Micronauts strips lying around when I was growing up so I'm always looking out for obscure guys in the background when the new super heroes in space movies drop. +>>137031840 +Kek based magic moloid up front +--- 137032114 +Post yfw baby Rockets first sapient word was "Hurt..." +--- 137032122 +>>137031935 +>old GotG / Sentry / ROM / Micronauts strips +I was going to pull out a ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS meme. +But after some thought am wondering if this is some truly ingenious kayfabe you're running. +--- 137032173 +>Marvel is good again +>Zelda is good again +>DC is bad again + +It's like I'm really back 6 years. +--- 137032251 +How come nobody's talking about this movie? +--- 137032287 +>>137032251 +Its not out for Amercia till 5th of May +--- 137032320 +>>137032287 +What? Why not? Fuck, I should've spoilertagged my posts. +--- 137032534 +>>137032320 +Some movies come out earlier in UK then USA. Watched it in Edinburgh Imax. +--- 137032545 +>>137031700 +What's your standard for easter eggs? I'm enough layers of irony deep that I popped for a bit of subtle Jim Starlin cover-art imagery in the first few minutes but didn't even register references to Rocket's 80s miniseries. +--- 137032563 +>>137032122 +to me they're all alike because they were all in the same dog eared unorganised scatty stacks and piles. +--- 137032595 +>>137032545 +*react to, rather. It's a Gunn movie, he's a comic nerd, no shit he was gonna put it that stuff. It's essentially all Rocket even had before the DnA renaissance. +--- 137032630 +>>137032534 +Saw it in Sweden. Guess I found out why nobody was talking about this movie. +--- 137032700 +>>137024629 (OP) +Does Rocket die? I'm not watching this shitty movie anyway. +--- 137032811 +>>137032700 +He does an E.T. +--- 137032956 +>>137032700 +I'm sorry anon... +--- 137033003 +>>137032563 +Fair. Sentry's debut series was 1-2 decades after the other examples AND was marketed under the fancy shmancy /lit/bait imprint that wouldn't dare write as "comic booky" as they all did, so it just makes for notable whiplash. +I thought that maybe it was a sly reference to how his gimmick is literally self-inserting himself into past continuity. +--- 137033532 +>>137032595 +Speaking of, that ending title teasing The Legendary Star-Lord will return made me nervous. + +Gunn was the only person keeping the shit from the Bendis and Humphries era away from the MCU and it looks like that crap is going to come in full force without him. +--- 137033670 +>>137033532 +I really hope Gunn and the cast decide to make more movies even if they don't want to. Sometimes you gotta do work even when it's not exactly what you want to do. That's why it's called work. +--- 137033742 +>>137033532 +Anon pls. +It's just a marketable title. Avengers Age of Ultron didn't feature time travelling Wolverine. And Infinity War wasn't about the Magus collecting Cosmic Cubes. +You know what's kept the Bendis/Humphries material away? The fact that it was shit, didn't sell, wasn't memorable, and thus simply didn't warrant movie people wasting their time combing over. They'll just use the catchy adjective that already exists in Star-Lord font and make up their own shit. I'd bet money that "Legendary Star-Lord" is a Disney+ SoL miniseries about him just living on modern-day Earth and being cringe. +--- 137033770 +>>137033003 +I'm the dads dog eared old comics anon, I've just done a little wiki digging and turns out I'm getting Sentry's name mixed up with characters like Nova and Gladiator +--- 137033784 +Is it true that a third of the movie is animal torture scenes with flashbacks of Rocket in a lab? Is this movie designed to traumatize children like Bambi was? +--- 137033806 +>>137025388 +Wait so rocket dies? +--- 137033880 +>>137033784 +Yes this is pretty much true. It's basically Rockets Origin Story: THE MOVIE. +--- 137034003 +>>137033784 +I haven't seen this much animal torture and death in any other movie I think. A lot of innocent civilians die too, like A LOT, and you get to taste their despair. This movie is NOT for kids. +--- 137034019 +>>137024629 (OP) +>Finally gets a comic accurate costume +>Doesn't wear his mask once +Whose monkey's paw was this? +--- 137034048 +>>137033770 +KEK yeah Nova makes a LOT more sense. Gladiator's early appearances line up with that era too. +--- 137034065 +>>137034019 +I haven't seen the Mario movie but people seem to have backtracked on his voice acting from the trailers so I guess we don't hate Chris Pratt enough that he has to hide his face anymore. +--- 137034071 +>>137033806 +Have you seen the last Harry Potter movie? +--- 137034080 +>>137034003 +>and death +Infinity War +checkm8 athetits +--- 137034107 +>>137034080 +Oh these billions of people are not coming back. +--- 137034121 +>>137034107 +kek tru +--- 137034159 +>>137034121 +They were bred to be servile and peaceful, you see them just hugging each other in resignation as their existence comes to an end. +--- 137034235 +>>137034071 +Haha lol +--- 137034248 +>>137034159 +>peaceful +Like that guy beating up another guy with a bat? +--- 137034283 +>>137034248 +The movie never really bothered to explain how it came to that. +--- 137034312 +War Pig had a cute voice +--- 137034323 +>>137031105 +He's the real protagonist anon. They literally spelled it out for you +--- 137034327 +>>137034283 +Because the Scientist guy thought peak society was 80s America. Which is just plain silly +--- 137034339 +I found it funnier that Raccoon was incapacitated for 4/5th of the movie +--- 137034359 +>>137034003 +>I haven't seen this much animal torture and death in any other movie I think +wtf that sounds miserable. Is it Plague Dogs/ Ms Frisby and the Rats of NIMH level? +>>137033880 +Why did Gunn do this? +>A lot of innocent civilians die too, like A LOT, and you get to taste their despair +I guess this part is fair. Even in in Star Wars 1977 you have billions on Alderaan getting blown up+ the hundreds of thousands of people killed when the rebels blow up the death star. +--- 137034362 +>>137034339 +Yeah it's kind of amusing that he spent almost the entire movie out of it, but when he got back up he got up hard +--- 137034379 +>>137034071 +Oh so it's like the kings cross station scene? +--- 137034382 +>>137034312 +Judy Greer +--- 137034386 +>>137034327 +It's explained that he was disappointed with how the world turned out. I doubt he was expecting 80s suburbia +--- 137034415 +>they just fucking nuke all the animal people, who they just showed to help the Guardians and have cute little animal people kids, and move on +Movie went kind of hard +--- 137034428 +>>137034359 +Much worse. This is no cartoon. + +>Even in in Star Wars 1977 you have billions on Alderaan getting blown up+ the hundreds of thousands of people killed when the rebels blow up the death star. + +Yeah but you don't fucking see them cowering in fear. You don't spend half an hour in Alderaan getting to know the kind inhabitants before they all die. +--- 137034537 +>>137025627 +That's a lot of james junn's works +--- 137034825 +>>137027873 +>>137027938 +--- 137034948 +>>137026654 +the thing with Nebula is intentional, Gamora at some point even points out Nebula fits his description of her +--- 137034974 +>>137031014 +>She was fucking scary +Pussy +--- 137035002 +>>137030731 +Anon, hell no. This is a diamond in the muck. Especially don’t watch Quantumania, it’s hot garbage. +--- 137035022 +>>137032173 +DC never stopped being bad. +--- 137035121 +>>137024937 +HOLD THE FUCK UP JUDGE ANON IS DEAD? +--- 137035257 +>>137034948 +>Nebula bridal carries Drunk-Lord to bed and solemnly yet gently removes his arm after a sad quiet pause when he touches it and says "I love you, Gamora" +>Gets all embarrassed and tsun when Gamora points out Star-Lord's Gamora sounds like her +>Generally acts as Star-Lord's ride or die throughout the movie, saving him from Gamora's punch for example +No way she isn't crushing on him +--- 137035548 +>>137035257 +Nebula was very caring in general, quite the character arc across the movies +--- 137035595 +So how does Phyla Vell look? +--- 137035661 +>>137030731 +Typical faggot behavior. +>I liked one movie. This means I gotta watch all the other garbage +--- 137035691 +>>137035595 +White haired loli +--- 137035705 +>>137035022 +The Batman was good. It's not for everyone, but I enjoyed it greatly. +--- 137035729 +>>137033532 +>>137033742 +I thought the tease was for him returning in Kang Dynasty since he's now on Earth? +--- 137035803 +>>137035705 +It didn’t seem like my thing so I didn't see it, but honestly the rest of DC’s output doesn’t exactly inspire confidence. And after everything they’re still sticking with the violent faggot and Turd, while Marvel dropped Kang the moment his actor chimped out +--- 137035824 +>>137035803 +Wait, they dropped Kang? Why? I almost liked Loki, that's sad to hear. +--- 137035905 +>>137035824 +Literally arrested and charged for domestic abuse, Kang is apparently now going to be played by an "up and coming actor". +--- 137035907 +>>137035824 +Well not the character far as I know, but the actor beat his gf even though she tried to walk it back-and they let him go over it. + +S’okay, Kang has the ultimate built-in excuse for a recasting +--- 137035913 +>>137035824 +they dropped the current actor, gonna recast +--- 137035981 +>>137035548 +I love a good villain redemption. Nothing like seeing a total bitch/jerk transform into a true friend and softie through love. +--- 137036001 +So I guess this officially makes GOTG the best trilogy in the MCU over Captain America +--- 137036009 +>>137036001 +Spider-Man? +--- 137036023 +There. I liked it . +--- 137036025 +>>137035595 +She is literally a child anon +--- 137036028 +>>137035548 +I liked her acting like a bitch towards the dumbass duo of Mantis and Drax but then breaking down sobbing in relief when Rocket was confirmed to be okay. Our girl's just the big ol' mom friend now. +--- 137036036 +>>137036009 +Homecoming was the only one of those movies that was competent +--- 137036047 +>>137036009 +--- 137036061 +>>137036025 +The kid being Phylla actually caught me off guard, espe ially because I thought I heard Lylla and thought Rocket had named her after his dead waifu. +--- 137036070 +>>137036001 +Yes. 1 was always mid. Civil War was nowhere near this. + +>>137036009 +>Iron Boy +FTFY +--- 137036086 +The black guy in this one was a lot more menacing than Kang despite the 3rd rate goons and plans +--- 137036093 +>>137036001 +Spider-Man is better. +--- 137036117 +>>137036086 +His killcount is rather staggering despite not really being malicious. +--- 137036125 +>>137036086 +I found him menacing in a more autistic form. +--- 137036143 +>>137036086 +His autism and the animal abuse made him more serious, the movie does a good job of making so hateable thay it's cathartic when the Guardians gangs up on him. +--- 137036239 +>>137036086 +This. The actor wasn’t kidding when he said he set out to play High Evolutionary like Dr. Moreau IN SPACE! It’s also why I took his plans following apart better than when it happened for Kang. The movie did a good job establishing that being outsmarted by a fucking raccoon mindbroke him. +--- 137036383 +>>137036143 +Part of me feels he should have put up a better fight when he just wasted those guys that pointed guns at him in close range with a thought. Part of me is satisfied with the idea that when he said he only spared a TINY part of his thinking time to invent the gravity tech he wasn’t fucking kidding, and he was so autistic about creating the perfect society he couldn’t be bothered with distractions like actually learning to fight properly or combat stress testing his equipment. +--- 137036437 +>>137036093 +>OH MY HECKIN CROSSOVER :O +Uneraged b&d +--- 137036449 +I am the only one who found HE his entire ''I want to create a perfect world'' as a dig to marxism and socialism? +--- 137036461 +>>137036086 +Yeah he was actually pretty good and very different from his character in Peacemaker. I'd like to see him in more stuff. +--- 137036476 +>>137036449 +Unfortunately no you're probably not the only person brainwashed enough to think that +--- 137036501 +>>137036437 +I like the first movie and I wish the next movies would have been more about him dealing with supervillains and crime in NY but FFH was entertaining and NWH has some bittersweet moments. That being said, Tom Spider-Man was more Iron Boy than Spider-Man. +--- 137036540 +>>137035981 +Nebula convincing the other gamora and then having to shoot her past self in Endgame is one of the most underrated MCU moments +--- 137036555 +>>137036449 +>>137036476 +>Autistic +>Doesn't like society +>Wants to create his own utopia +>Doesn't care for anyone he sees beneath him and only use them for his own purposes +>When his little experiment fails his solution is to destroy everything +--- 137036572 +>>137036449 +I think you’re pretty mindbroken because c’mon, the whole Counter-Earth was totally a shout-out to some of the weirder music videos out there. Unless you’re trying for the most shallow, surface level Animal Farm comparisons sometimes a mad scientist with a perfectionist complex is just a mad scientist with a perfectionist complex. + +Watch less outrage farmer podcasts, etc +--- 137036578 +>>137036449 +Marxisms goal is utopianism +A doomed venture +--- 137036621 +>>137036555 +>Peaceful people +>Prosperous society +>Turkey's a little dry +>Welp, time for armageddon +--- 137036631 +>>137024629 (OP) +I just got back from it Superman is in safe hands +--- 137036654 +>>137036572 +Counter-Earth was something out of a Mars Volta conceptual album. +--- 137036675 +They cast the wrong negro as Kang. The dude playing the High Evolutionary would have been much better +--- 137036686 +>>137036631 +Anon, no. Don’t do this to yourself. Don’t have hope, it’ll make the letdown hurt all the more. Didn’t some say that about Returns? Didn’t some say that about Man of Steel? Hell if you go way back, who saw 4 coming from the classic series? + +I’m saying this for your own good. If you assume, based on past patterns, that the new Superman movie is going to be absolute hot garbage you’ll only be pleasantly surprised. +--- 137036694 +I think having Phyla being Drax replacement daughter was a nice detail. +--- 137036706 +>>137036675 +Could he have brought the same schizo energy though? I don’t know if the current guy could have done a good Kang with the shit material Kang had to work with in Quantumania, but I’m grateful we got a memorable HE out of this movie. +--- 137036707 +>>137036686 +>Didn’t some say that about Man of Steel? +it was easy to tell that a randian like Hack Snyder was a terrible fit for portraying Superman +--- 137036714 +>>137036009 +>>137036093 +Fuck no +--- 137036724 +>>137036686 +Returns wasn't bad. It wasn't like the first two Reeves movies but it has its charm. +--- 137036727 +>>137036707 +I think more people were hoping Nolan could rein him in. I’m not disagreeing with you, I’m just saying people can and have had hope for the dumbest of reasons-and each and every time, that hope has been let down. Consistently. +--- 137036735 +>>137035121 +yeah the Argentinian economy going to the shitter hit him real bad, his waifu dying in Judge Dredd was what made him finally do himself in. +--- 137036753 +>>137036724 +I agree but I also vividly remember a lot of complaints there were no good fights, and the end one was just Superman taking it like a chump from Luthor and his goons after landing on the kryptonite landmass. I just don’t have faith in Hollywood to make a Superman movie that will make everyone happy, and I think it’s a fool’s errand to given how each one in the last few decades has, at least, been controversial. +--- 137036755 +>>137036735 +>his waifu dying in Judge Dredd was what made him finally do himself in +Judge Hershey died again? +--- 137036823 +>>137036727 +You would have a point if Superman hadn't been adapted well in other mediums. Snyder and Singer are hacks +--- 137036863 +>>137036823 +>in other mediums +I am specifically stating that the FILM industry is full of people as fundamentally removed from Superman conceptually as hypothetical alien life on Europa, and asking them to make a good Superman movie is asking them to comprehend something totally alien to their worldview. +--- 137036882 +>>137036863 +Gunn can do it +--- 137036949 +>>137036882 +Gunn can do it if he has someone who can rein on his autism and edgyness. If you give him 100% freedom then he is going to do a lot of awful jokes about alien physiology. +--- 137037059 +>>137036555 +That literally sounds like it could be applied to either side of the political spectrum +--- 137037113 +>>137036949 +I mean he literally said that Legacy is going to be a much more serious film than anything he's worked on previously and Superman is going to straight man character because unlike most of the comic characters Gunn made movies about, he's already an iconic character. + +Though I wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy Olsen is turned into the comic relief/butt of the joke character of the film. +--- 137037185 +>>137037113 +I have the prognostication that Luthor is going to be the comic relief character. I mean, Eisenberg Luthor was. +--- 137037536 +>>137037113 +>Though I wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy Olsen is turned into the comic relief/butt of the joke +Isn't that like 90% of Jimmy's stories? +--- 137037561 +>>137027455 +I actually liked how Nebula's cyborg powers were depicted in the film, she gets pumelled and her neck was literally snapped at one point but she can just pop it all back in place and bend her limbs to shoot more guys +--- 137037578 +>>137037536 +I've noticed that more and more media have been killing off Jimmy, they did it in Batman V Superman and Injustice. +--- 137037673 +>>137037578 +Hack's kill him off for shock value +--- 137037738 +Pratt will have the 1 and 2 spot at the box office but the strangest thing is that No Sleep Till Brooklyn is in both +--- 137037826 +>>137036735 +Oh fuck Frankdraws is the only interminable Hersheyfaggot on social media now +--- 137037901 +>>137037578 +Nobody knows what to do with him, and more importantly nobody wants to pay an actor enough to actually sell the role as worthwhile and meaningful to a cast that is already obliged to include Lois, Perry and other non-fighting people. +--- 137037959 +>>137037561 +I talked about all the Guardians levelling up but I feel someone has been noticeably upgrading Gamora and Nebula's threat level across movies. From what she showed in the first movie, I wouldn't have believed she could survive the shit she did in the second-from turbocharging the ship to surviving a fucking spaceship crash. + +So I'm glad they're acknowledging it in 3 by straight up having Rocket turn her into Blue Iron Woman +--- 137037993 +>>137037561 +at first glance I thought she was carrying a box of Cheerios and a bottle of milk. Still, it's a cute photo +--- 137038806 +>>137024629 (OP) +10/10 +--- 137038952 +Well this fucking song is forever ruined for me +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoR7wEEvIuo [Embed] +--- 137038991 +>>137036009 +>Homecoming +Decent but bears too many MCU flaw +>Far From Home +A good movie in several ways but really bad as Spider-Man movie +>No Way Home +Kino. + +On the average GotG is truly GOAT compared to MCU Spider-Trilogy +--- 137039043 +>>137038991 +Vol. 2 kind of ruined it since Gunn added a ton of fucking unnecesary jokes. +--- 137039053 +>>137025925 +>if you like thing then you're a shill because... because you are shut up +Underage nigga gets the ban +--- 137039066 +>>137024949 +Visaually good but honestly I feel really disappointed since he barely does anything important in the movie. +--- 137039082 +>>137024998 +I'm glad there wasn't any death since it would've felt pretty forced and undeserving considering the way the plot plays out. Also there are three fake-outs in the whole movie so there is that. +--- 137039112 +>>137025104 +>they just go from hating each other for literally the whole movie to being smiley and friendly at the end despite having said nothing to earn it +--- 137039177 +>>137038952 +Why? diff --git a/co/137024660.txt b/co/137024660.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..329d46473d21ad35bfde72c9050bcefb364e20ce --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137024660.txt @@ -0,0 +1,689 @@ +----- +--- 137024660 +>What is this thread? +Every Wins'day at Win-O'-Clock we gather here and post links to the latest scans and rips of comic books. +Most links we uploaded ourselves, others we are sharing from elsewhere. +Some comics we've even purchased ourselves (but most we didn't). +If you'd like to help out, just ask and we would be delighted to tell you how. +Otherwise, be patient, be polite, and understand the simple concept behind these words: Not posted means not available yet. + +>Where can I find old Win-O'-Threads? +http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/Official%20Win-O'-Thread/ +http://boards.fireden.net/co/search/subject/Official%20Win-O'-Thread/ +(Note: This finds the OP for old threads. If you want to search for comics in the archive, clear the subject field!) + +>Where can I find downloads for other comics? +Warez forums/blogs, DDL-indexing search engines (like FilesLoop), torrent trackers (like 1337x) and other P2P networks (like DC++). +If a link has been posted on 4chan, you can search for it in the Desu archive (add "http*" to searches to return only posts with links). +If all else fails, just >buy it. + +>Where can I buy comics? +http://www.amazon.com/ +On the various publishers' webstores, and at your local comics shop. + +>Where can I find an LCS? +http://www.comicshoplocator.com/ + +>Where can I find out when new comics are released? +http://www.comiclist.com/index.php +http://www.previewsworld.com + +>How do I download from websites that only give me .exe files? +Untick the checkbox under the download button. + +>How can I find this thread every week? +If you are using the inline extension go to http://4chan.org/co/official or use the option under "Filters & Post Hiding". +If you have 4chanX go to Settings > Filter > Subject and add the following line: +/Official Win-O'-Thread/;highlight + +>And last but not least +I miss smut +--- 137024661 +A Condition Called Love v09 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!YLIx1R6T!gOzZ-WeYUNZOX1rTsdykrVCm4WLETNo9RJF2xj3b518 + +A Condition Called Love v10 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!sOgnECpL!0toFbAbIR09wLqVMMCeZDnDSIySofyIYrQIVmQ68cOE + +A Condition Called Love v11 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!IOJHhSxR!wcI0WUd971UigPi6z8LpJxf9Ooifzb1iQ-h6UllEZCI + +A Condition Called Love v12 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!FaIigD6R!4nam-u5MF2F9k1Ubpcc2BUq9m4Qi8OEONUCtpqT9oB4 + +Adventures of Superman - Jon Kent 002 (2023) (digital) (Son of Ultron-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!kKZQHQiB!0MSdFURCyswOi9Eujqv5NsWK7i2OCb3o3oHpVap0lGs + +Arifureta - From Commonplace to World's Strongest Zero v05 (2021) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!1LxyiSKB!1Zu0SNRRDpQFFZpXgJUIeMHHU7TpsTUMVvmERRV1mKY + +Arifureta - From Commonplace to World's Strongest Zero v06 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!gaBUgQDI!sCHcOSO9xEYplsRZbsTyoqkFD31NKiyK7tGe21FN1kY + +Arifureta - From Commonplace to World's Strongest Zero v07 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!tPpyFR7Y!xX3jVUhGcoehAvPRdbC16QpD01SI629O2z1GUG-_Ab8 + +Arifureta - From Commonplace to World's Strongest Zero v08 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!0aowmAga!ptL-085hZD44e6XjPJ7oJM6wvppt9qEGTKb5Jh6VsPU + +Batman & The Joker - The Deadly Duo 006 (2023) (Digital) (Zone-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!gToBjDiZ!jE935SVx8fXNi0V8NT9sMFf7m4GVOluSO-zSUYI8-NE + +Batman 134 (2023) (Digitial) (Zone-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!gT4VxADQ!IVZX7vNioxLH4f3MO56AJOxvbsOxbL0M82un33N1bWM + +Batman v3 135 (2023) (Webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP) +https://mega.nz/#!C98kEQBZ!5p8_X17R4C9s4CbevYFCk1-Q4jkkE3b8L1ljC3IoGeQ +https://www.mediafire.com/?q0q64qm4e0qul60 + +Burne Out (18+) (2022) (Scanlation) (phillywilly-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!EnIECaxJ!_aKsTA2igJzLugU-x8GELX-2aIjkWkO5STg3yv5VjDs +https://www.mediafire.com/?6wkq4g36lwvsemq +--- 137024669 +Creature Commandos 04 (of 08) (2000) (digital-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!wvoBnLaa!4MKHzvyn2g9SgSjx00Cr_oSeXQ9gVRSJvi_Nj8K6rVM + +Creature Commandos 05 (of 08) (2000) (digital-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!cLwGyZBL!nQAKIF1SHiDqzUsZlJ8M6BqMfatqBWivyOwi8k_7kfI + +Fables 158 (2023) (digital) (Son of Ultron-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!sSYGmZYZ!X1bRn7GQK-oqmQBUfhgNY-CIdtVlbUSnGR8RlNaG0mc + +How to Grill Our Love v01 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!0KoWTY6Q!E5W0XktWLQyqrD8hLFE2W21giPvHPeewcMLvyiwc-C4 + +Icon vs. Hardware 002 (2023) (digital) (Son of Ultron-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!4G4x1Crb!nH7K2w_3NIor7IdlJ8LA5G35J-ZslMi3yWcWLOwYbaM + +I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire! v01 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!tXJTEQbL!Mdwi1qqk2KyFAl7BkNdJ4hHLLtumRB2ppBcPCY7ZGmY + +I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire! v02 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!RDAxSbKI!fpV6n8ODoa351Jch-fG73bo-kVd1z11hDC4FxgTp2vA + +Life Lessons with Uramichi Oniisan v03 (2022) (Omnibus Edition) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!gPZ0UZ6K!Bfbvl2BxSzaSwW85V5c08v0Gcn3oaxF3yW-eawjwiSQ + +Life Lessons with Uramichi Oniisan v04 (2023) (Omnibus Edition) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!cOZEHCaQ!liwS7GcwFiilzDO1Q2jXRLo5WI1Mk_IaTRvaRsmu7QA + +Life v03 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!AbhSjIjD!672H2CczWKLPjlprzWo8U89VmQne9i16FMFEai1fGss + +Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid - Fafnir the Recluse v02 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!xSxgEY4K!TftlW8EsVETmeKnZ3m-Z7SZAtnjR_BgxRMO80dlsErM + +Mushoku Tensei - Roxy Gets Serious v07 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!IGhGFZoA!683WImAcFz-MxRFJnRH-v7m8OY-HJSVMuxVdvHHGxR8 + +Mushoku Tensei - Roxy Gets Serious v08 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!kWBARRSQ!we-NczL_2gh4BUGdUcrNKVnUxhyx-RBrKRUCZlVNj6M + +Mushoku Tensei - Roxy Gets Serious v09 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!pOoAHYCT!G37bcQQqRXQY9eMDY_np1aeA5-_bT0uYGw20gligME4 +--- 137024674 +My Stepmother and Stepsisters Aren't Wicked v01 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!hLZ3TL6K!bNFoGQyg0ZKZUYCrKGS86bJ4QxDB3-U1DjrRHk1H1R8 + +Nina the Starry Bride v06 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!BPZH2D4Z!O_pVfOf65ZF1lu4bnw-eaNkkMghIU5JVVAynbCX3ohE + +Nina the Starry Bride v07 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!ZCARiJ6b!17vqtCUHkYlMSqnd90HG2_FK8Eyui1pjY2InZYt-Z3E + +Nina the Starry Bride v08 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!BaRDnCCB!6YTMXzdgvo5sc_7ynBkjGhvjuZWpawWUf0kx7bf_-D8 + +Nina the Starry Bride v09 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!4WJG2Dza!X9BY_bUdb9ntoDDvFEe0e-zl72syzIXSvJ53fNT88mI + +Poison Ivy 011 (2023) (digital) (Son of Ultron-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!dX5wRTzA!ZtxG6N_UPIMElDAvEgY7i2S5Ofc4uI7qKHHDYYhsAuE + +Raised by the Demon Kings! 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001 (1973) (digital-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!gfQTjDCT!kD_dqzLOSfmUAsZlaZqV34orh7VFhcCJu9_eRn20T7k + +Stormwatch 049 (1997) (digital-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!F7QSRKZK!QHXsK0Epm9U-MQLdGerGY-Sx76C-rLWOIeZV-PlURgU + +Stormwatch 050 (1997) (digital-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!NTohHKja!Ftz3b46ddsn4YmRHMB8wUBpf7gkDXs6vlaYhw1LH_3k + +Superman - Day of Doom 04 (of 04) (2003) (digital-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!grJl0DJY!el22w0ntey-Bf5YohCssDijzSG5-DB3OUxYBwE2JmKg + +Tales of the Teen Titans 071 (1986) (digital-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!kGIkEbLS!e0lCwTlqZ_DavLWDTpQ3hiKCNLZ4KTruqXiaGC7BOJY + +The 3-D Zone 015 - 3-Dementia Comics (1988) (c2c) (Pyramid) +https://mega.nz/#!1ARBkTwL!FZs4WnKfF1mnuY5pOaPn_npU_AIqXguW2VbSIwxxsag + +The ACME Novelty Library 011 (1998) (c2c) (Pyramid) +https://mega.nz/#!YZADFbDR!g1zuQOYFkMVCg5HAYW-TO_Zd4r1_Y48R_dxoaYY6kTY + +The Afterlife Belongs to You v01 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!5Og1CJQQ!h-X2MMY6EDB7zk80OOyMP_DyXwP6f19O1TrdCujzTsM + +The Brave and the Bold 066 (1966) (digital-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!pKIGRA6S!fbkBkby-a96YOa7boFhkOiNX0SI19o59iWshZT6ZGmc + +The Flash 796 (2023) (digital) (Zone-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!QHZFXZ7a!UCf-NX6JFCSuRUzv3drQ80gFa_XnrfWayXsuCb8JdJQ + +The Joker - The Man Who Stopped Laughing 007 (2023) (Digital) (Zone-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!YGRXSRpC!NteHmwgZkDzNp8o-Z88dKfRtWntjyHydjgxCmAAEJqo + +The Saint's Magic Power Is Omnipotent - The Other Saint v01 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!RXQGyDjI!QTwmzN4ndC3RoRRwNfLK9woXTdTTpahczMUHXcJPPuk + +The Saint's Magic Power Is Omnipotent - The Other Saint v02 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!9eplgA5a!FGo1-GChzU_OE_uvmaEQUxf99aPI2D1IIA-gGGKFCGI + +Thrillkiller 03 (of 03) (1997) (digital-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!kygS1SyT!2MiM88R2P4BKNOlLY6KmGHWfa16sRkZ_m1dUTYv35AI + +Tying the Knot with an Amagami Sister v01 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!4PBWnDKK!1mnhmLk2AOUtbfmgtaWASStdwhJ3WvC9KWkerISJPTI +--- 137024690 +Tying the Knot with an Amagami Sister v02 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!YapTQIYC!ASrN_5WQNIHCvfkoJjT_jnCzMzTMOeCc24yYHBH0Q1A + +Tying the Knot with an Amagami Sister v03 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!we50CICI!9JdM2SjQatPsBBxnuggQBPSk5Xk7M5w_Qq7dMj1U3F8 + +Tying the Knot with an Amagami Sister v04 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!1PIBjT6J!o4eVvqEMrI4SL1P_XCikkuR1MFcBeyf5JEiNRgS3SRM + +Tying the Knot with an Amagami Sister v05 (2022) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!sbYRBYTb!Dvw5GGqtkWEQnqZZrPvg7lyJO9QTWxOTswFFCH8ShHM + +Tying the Knot with an Amagami Sister v06 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!ceJThKaJ!YHShSkgeg1bOuNE2oyxxSsU3d9Be3N4HhqvayEQYFJ8 + +Tying the Knot with an Amagami Sister v07 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!hKwAGJbS!Q3GOBpXUCWMimM2JmJz3Xrdv3OYVvvcr4qJOBRLjOxg + +Tying the Knot with an Amagami Sister v08 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!BLIGxLiL!XpP7N8QQfLx73OQ0i-4N4b7z4CRQ2qVHlfvYG-mw0B4 + +Who's Who in the DC Universe Update 1993 002 (1993) (digital-Empire) +https://mega.nz/#!F6w1jAqT!6G0if4xsAAyK0H2lqaQNxKcBtjJz9N7MHzALFOItEbY +--- 137024783 +>>137024674 +>My Stepmother and Stepsisters Aren't Wicked v01 (2023) (Digital) (danke-Empire) +This is kid of cute actually. Anyone know if there's a real story to this, or is it always just episodic little gag stuff? +--- 137024843 +anxious to spend the next few hours complaining about why it's taking so long for marvel books to be ripped +--- 137025219 +waiting on the post Sins of Sinister X-Men books +--- 137025234 +Waiting for +Loli Cavern Explorers #1 +Dick Zucker #1 +Opie the Faggot #69 +They Rape Dogs #3 +--- 137025334 +>>137024843 +just your regular Wednesday, anon. +--- 137025375 +New thread, just in time for the ‘Waiting For… faggots to turn up. +--- 137025453 +Waiting for the night to fall +I know that it will save us all +When everything's dark, keeps us from the stark +Reality +I'm waiting for the night to fall +When everything is bearable +And there in the still, all that you feel +Is tranquility +There is a star in the sky +Guiding my way with its light +And in the glow of the moon +Know my deliverance will come soon +I'm waiting for the night to fall +I know that it will save us all +When everything's dark, keeps us from the stark +Reality +I'm waiting for the night to fall +When everything is bearable +And there in the still, all that you feel +Is tranquility +There is a sound in the calm +Someone is coming to harm +I press my hands to my ears +It's easier here just to forget fear +And when I squinted, the world seemed rose-tinted +Angels appeared to descend +To my surprise, with half-closed eyes +Things looked even better than when they were opened +Been waiting for the night to fall (night to fall) +I knew that it would save us all (save us all) +Now everything's dark, keeps us from the stark +Reality +Been waiting for the night to fall (night to fall) +Now everything is bearable (bearable) +And here in the still, all that you feel +Is tranquility + + +--- 137025640 +>>137025453 +I prefer Waiting for Tonight by J-Lo or Waiting for a Star to Fall by Boy Meets Girl. +--- 137025794 +Anything from Dakota this week? +--- 137025858 +This week's shit anons. +Avengers Unlimited Infinity Comic #44 +Avengers: War Across Time #5 +Carnage Reigns Alpha #1 +Cult of Carnage: Misery #1 +Demon Wars: Scarlet Sin #1 +Edge of Spider-Verse #1 +Free Comic Book Day 2023: Avengers/X-Men #1 +Free Comic Book Day 2023: Marvel's Voices #1 +Free Comic Book Day 2023: Spider-Man/Venom #1 +Groot #1 +Immortal X-Men #11 +Joe Fixit #5 +Love Unlimited Infinity Comic #48 +Marvel Meow and Pizza Dog Infinity Comic #5 +Marvel's Voices Infinity Comic #51 +Moon Knight #23 +Scarlet Witch #5 +Spider-Man 2099: Dark Genesis #1 +Spider-Man #8 +Spider-Verse Unlimited Infinity Comic #48 +X-Men: Before The Fall - Sons of X #1 +X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic #85 +X-Men Before The Fall - Sons of X #1 +Star Wars #34 +Star Wars: Darth Vader #33 +Star Wars: Doctor Aphra #31 +Star Wars Return of the Jedi - Lando #1 +Star Wars: Yoda #7 +--- 137025947 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIm14neXssA [Embed] +--- 137026244 +>>137025858 +I don't care +--- 137026299 +>>137026244 +Then why the fuck did you reply in that case? you can't fools us anon. +--- 137026317 +whats that site to download comics other than Get Comics? +--- 137026428 +>>137026317 +It's called ComicsCodes but I really woudn't bother with them anon I prefer sites like kaskus, libgen and arrakis.evil.download myself. +--- 137026988 +>>137024683 +>Tying the Knot with an Amagami Sister +Incest? +--- 137027287 +A Very British Affair - The Best of Classic Romance Comics (2023) (Digital) (phillywilly-Empire) +https://mega.nz/file/oORiybxB#NvmdCb6xhTKt_ovfAMaUMfxmZC3-vIO8yS1aiyd9UXI + +>Rebellion is proud to present the finest romance comics in British history in one spectacular volume! + +>Curated by Eisner-nominated historian and artist David Roach, A Very British Affair charts the stratospheric rise of romance comics in postwar Britain with a selection of the greatest romance comics ever printed in the UK. Featuring an eclectic mix of artists from Spain, Italy, and the UK, this collection unearths the sensual art and emotional writing which delighted generations of comics readers. + +>Featuring over 50 comics stories – many of which have never been reprinted before – this lavish book is a stunning tribute to the often uncredited creators who crafted an industry of love. Roach shines a spotlight on the Spanish and Italian artists who dominated romance, as well as the genre's forgotten female contributors, like Jenny Butterworth, Pat Tourett and Diane Gabbott. Featuring art by comics icons like Shirley Bellwood (Misty), Jordi Badía Romero (Creepy) and Enrique Badía Romero (AXA), Mike Hubbard (Jane), Carlos Ezquerra (Judge Dredd), John M. Burns (Modesty Blaise), Purita Campos (Patty’s World), Jesus Blaco (Steel Claw), Pepe Gonzalez (Vampirella) Jesus Redondo (Kitty Pryde) and Blas Gallego (Black Beth). +--- 137027332 +The Dancing Plague (2021) (Digital) (phillywilly-Empire) +https://mega.nz/file/YT5kBTrR#rGAZoI3qP9fVCodob3QGOFwJTQDqGxK1TCoRp9rTtHA + +>The Dancing Plague tells a true story, from 1518, when hundreds of inhabitants of Strasbourg were suddenly seized by the strange and unstoppable compulsion to dance, from the imagined perspective of Mary, one of its witnesses. Prone to mystic visions as a child, betrayed in the convent to which she flees, then abused by her loutish husband, Mary endures her life as an oppressed and ultimately scapegoated woman with courage, strength, and inspiring beauty. As difficult to interpret now (as a psychological reaction to social injustice?) as it was then (as a collective demonic possession?), the story of the “Dancing Plague” finds suitably extraordinary expression in the utterly unique mixed-media style Gareth Brookes has devised to tell it. The pioneering blend of his trademark “pyrographic” technique with sumptuously colourful (and literal) embroidery perfectly reflects, in a beautiful work of art, the enduring fragility of our human condition – from “choreomania” to coronavirus. + +A really good book, done by a mixed media artist using embroidery and pyrography on calico, it wold be awesome if the actual physical book could be made tactile like the original art but then it'd obviously be impossible to mass produce, or insanely expensive. + +You can buy original art and lots more of his comics, some in digital, on https://www.gbrookes.com/ and here's a video overviw of some of his other works: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNgD3xgAZnw [Embed] +--- 137027383 +>>137026428 +What's wrong with it? +--- 137027427 +>>137027383 +I find them it to be a bit slow to the punch so to speak. +--- 137027440 +>lois i gotta fart superbad! +--- 137027458 +>>137027440 +Cat Shit One Omnibus (2022) (Digital) (phillywilly-Empire) +https://mega.nz/file/UTRXlS5D#KYGLqM0w_mdd-O1Etnhxy_IqudvmGcAP34mt0DSU8Gg + +>In this semi-fictionalized rendition of actual historical conflicts, Sergeants Perky, Rats and Botasky comprise the special forces unit named Cat Shit One, risking their lives for over 20 years in the jungles of Vietnam, the island tropics just off South America, and the mountain and desert wilds of Afghanistan. +All three volumes of Motofumi Kobayashi's renowned war manga, filled with intense action and painstaking detail, are now collected at full comic size for the first time ever! This hard-hitting collection is a bomb of battlefield action that'll set the combat manga world ablaze! + +Don't ask me why it doesn't include volume 0. +--- 137027548 +>>137027332 +Thank you for this one philly! +--- 137027555 +>>137027427 +Understandable. + +How is bookgn, newcomic.info? +--- 137027694 +>six SW releases +>5 marvel +and we complain about detective comics comics abusing Batman, holy shit +--- 137027773 +>>137027694 +at least it's not the same universe +--- 137027891 +Marvel Comics Of This Week: + +Avengers: War Across Time #5 +Carnage Reigns Alpha #1 +Cult of Carnage: Misery #1 +Demon Wars: Scarlet Sin #1 +Edge of Spider-Verse #1 +Groot #1 +Immortal X-Men #11 +Joe Fixit #5 +Moon Knight #23 +Scarlet Witch #5 +Spider-Man 2099: Dark Genesis #1 +Spider-Man #8 +X-Men: Before The Fall - Sons of X #1 +--- 137028011 +I've been waiting.....for a girl like you.....to come into my life..... +--- 137028235 +>>137024660 (OP) +Free Comic Book Day is this Saturday, May 6th! +Get your pull lists ready! +--- 137028319 +Anyone knows where nem43 is posting nowadays? +--- 137028459 +Truly this is /co/'s darkest hour. +--- 137028479 +>>137028319 +https://1337x.to/user/Nem43/ +--- 137028545 +>>137028319 +Onlyfans +--- 137028776 +>>137026428 +always wanted to know why are marvel comics not allowed on kaskus +--- 137028850 +>>137028776 +It's a rule of theres for some reason don't why thought it's always been a mystery to me. +--- 137028979 +>>137028850 +Can only be seen by Immortal members. +--- 137029004 +>>137028979 +Just what heck does that mean anon ????? +--- 137029057 +>>137028776 +>>137028850 +>>137028979 +>>137029004 +Marvel and Image sent out cease and desists and other legal threats 10 or so years ago, so a lot of forums keep them in donor only areas. +--- 137029063 +>>137028776 +MARVEL LINKS ARE NOT ALLOWED. +------------------------------------ +"For those of you that joined us recently, a while back we received a lawsuit letter from marvel requesting us to remove all of their comic links. Thus no marvel links are allowed anymore in here." +--- 137029142 +Marvel time you cunts +--- 137029158 +>>137029063 +Holy shit well that explains that I hope this never happens to 4chan. +--- 137029226 +>>137029158 +Probably fine since the website isn't dedicated piracy, hosting files, nor actively reuploading links. +--- 137029565 +>>137029158 +that are far worse things happening in 4chan +--- 137030153 +X BABY WAKE UP +--- 137030676 +Waiting for a star to fall +And carry your heart into my arms +That's where you belong +In my arms, baby, yeah +--- 137031217 +>>137027332 +Read the artist's name as Garth Brooks at first. +--- 137031299 +Early storytimes may help: +SHAZAM #1: +>>137006055 → +Annual Usagi Yojimbo Storytime 40: +>>137014950 → +Spider-Man #8 +>>137029857 → +Carnage Reigns Alpha +>>137030444 → +--- 137032182 +X IS DEAD +--- 137032232 +Just fucking storytime it +--- 137032291 +non-capeshit rippings are appreciated (excluding moeshit) sharing is caring. +--- 137032311 +2000AD 2330 (2023) (Digital-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!kDZBBBxY!gxLIaeC57xCpx1V3l_6F3xThaNSqrLLCMgkxmQ2r4gM + +Lamentation 001 (2023) (Digital) (Mephisto-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!MLBHwDCb!mrLxgOjco-ntA7AzXUbI3B7thQ-LgfZLdEmaDT2tgBI + +Star Wars 034 (2023) (Digital) (Kileko-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!MTJEmLxB!NEgNMiExARCrfHgzwoYXZVLTLK_Fj8Mtz4I0jGF_n7k + +Star Wars - Darth Vader 033 (2023) (Digital) (Kileko-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!8DYwHJDB!J6nQ62AlMnKMm1jo7TtostKM2S3xxcrDmNzmQ_DkgII + +Star Wars - Doctor Aphra 031 (2023) (Digital) (Kileko-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!tO4CxYhT!RbxcEpHYWYlheuOmwbWCzPbkSSGV1u2Sempo9o2YbY0 + +Star Wars - Return Of The Jedi - Lando 001 (2023) (Digital) (Kileko-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!hDpW3Jwb!bdzsaRyySwgOmBnasXjqFta69_RY5sMnQOzn_aDTmAk + +Star Wars - The High Republic Adventures 004 (2023) (Digital) (Kileko-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!VfIjALDB!Ti9lcdtF1W9uI_sqR4vR3OeCaxNePO-qirsA4Fd1c6Y + +Star Wars - Yoda 007 (2023) (Digital) (Kileko-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!tCJmBBKA!pSTU8n6UImiRapWweE7Q5-GHdGNdflEOVvGw-zNlduE + +A Very British Affair - The Best of Classic Romance Comics (2023) (Digital) (phillywilly-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!ZWIAVQYJ!hFOybzuEmmRZzbbrV9Q5ARZk7lDgR9XHpI-L-kw8F1E + +The Dancing Plague (2021) (Digital) (phillywilly-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!pTIiGa7I!z3fB2lxPeMovJH14FrHOYXVrOlYP8yZU6zPiHzY-UTM + +Star Wars - The High Republic Adventures - The Nameless Terror 003 (2023) (Digital) (Kileko-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!MKJlWDJK!jW3VjV-reQNkx_zcN9dxMGiY3kwljNBqW3xUVKIQGEQ + +Cat Shit One Omnibus (2022) (Digital) (phillywilly-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!9fhgEJ6b!PLWXEFIxx9ei77accD_uXEErnB_w1KDilDuqSHDav24 + +Almighty 004 (2023) (Digital) (Zone-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!1GJSHZIJ!vXd-ICFJocCCFG5R2ROZOgM9B7Ic28Wd8JoK54KvIB4 + +Animal Castle v2 001 (2023) (digital) (Son of Ultron-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!RWgi0K7I!D5Rpo52wcyqVWUFduiRmrLF9JasXP2mWSxs1858KVeI +--- 137032324 +Avengers - War Across Time 005 (2023) (Digital) (Zone-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!hL5ziBbJ!rDt_6BdCyVWNpI3FoSovUlL2p9dHK4xjjobbybW0svg + +Barbarella - The Center Cannot Hold 003 (2023) (5 covers) (Digital) (DR & Quinch-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!JChWHD5A!fNi5xRSjQV0KeXh59fsLyIFFmz9f9rUbKg6Wx2ekESI + +Blood Tree 004 (2023) (Digital) (Zone-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!MXZgWQrB!p9BKJ35aTEnRw93GHlLLE_93i_6ZEzQZvuv1Qhc2geE + +Breath of Shadows 004 (2023) (digital) (Son of Ultron-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!wGQhCQja!sbk8g5IBxAT4U6Kn4cjyT2F_-AonQzYRfrBOYTMJ6Ck + +Carnage Reigns Alpha 001 (2023) (Digital) (Zone-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!gbwHiCYQ!CLFWsgz98poB4CxbVCIFFohRTivMNmCowf4C4STWxoE + +Copra Versus 002 (2023) (Digital) (Zone-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!VeYlFa5J!KgJpv8Gmxvnmc8luGTO9mJ2eu5Y2EvzFed1iEA75mfg + +Cult of Carnage - Misery 001 (2023) (Digital) (Zone-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!kfRShBSD!GbMB6iWW84jCak6mYEzVQCR6YiiRiTjAS46C3SA2LvQ + +Demon Wars - Scarlet Sin 001 (2023) (Digital) (Zone-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!4TYEka4K!40ZKmpKXVBkDemm4Vl7EVsBehSm0Dk0d6Ru0OQPb0C4 + +Draculina - Blood Simple 003 (2023) (5 covers) (Digital) (DR & Quinch-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!YXJVRQoR!QjcX0bafqLGR8NtUAIH3pyOvxn71cXj_GQfUHXRwYkc + +Edge of Spider-Verse 001 (2023) (Digital) (Zone-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!dbAWQTKQ!v1Ce0eKhXRYSgWnmDUPc8r0W0kEm_eqijKGb9nCRcPI + +Godfell 003 (2023) (digital) (Son of Ultron-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!pGJR0CjJ!vXhdUpfh_CsZOtSqoR3QKqqSYx7Y6vzKFzrA8krGnTM + +Grimm Fairy Tales - 2023 May the 4th Cosplay Special (2023) (digital) (The Seeker-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!MCoiXDYA!gIrXOtEpaXMhJ2smDqMXOkErm44nNUYVfKxpvdutLTs + +Groot 001 (2023) (Digital) (Zone-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!MSoxDQQS!50uXRmDH9dwyfL_AFyzPyPq1jvjOF3jzel9i52WAIJ4 + +Hairball 002 (2023) (digital) (Son of Ultron-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!gaYEUSCb!6dfzC4EHtBRy8T79Hfg8ZDMoNwygCzR7jyAiuEtRkaQ +--- 137032336 +Hey Kids! Comics! v3 02 (of 06) - The Schlock of the New! 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I'm specifically looking for the article titled "Angling on the Rivers Medway and Darenth, Kent" by T.R. Sachs, but if it's a problem to search for it then the entire book would be welcome. Many thanks for any help. + +(It doesn't seem to be available to read, but I can search within it and see snippets of text from my search. Hopefully somebody with more skills than I can grab it) + +https://www.google.com/books/edition/_/W7NQ-aqjFCQC?hl=en&gl=ca&kptab=overview diff --git a/co/137025458.txt b/co/137025458.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..57ca16a2866e7fad8a7fbadeb592a59f4b4f9b1a --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137025458.txt @@ -0,0 +1,381 @@ +----- +--- 137025458 +Are the artists who work on these ugly-ass modern cartoons even aware of how awful they look? Or do they actually think they look good? +--- 137025547 +>>137025458 (OP) +>It's another seething post of "OLD GOOD NEW BAD" +Kill yourself +--- 137025636 +>>137025547 +Now I'm curious about what awful cartoons you worked on. Was the pay at least good? +--- 137025637 +>>137025547 +But it's objectively true in the case of Animaniacs. The new series already aged much worse than the original + I mean look at OPs image, they are even starting to yellow while the originals are a clean white to this day. +--- 137025817 +>another post where OP fails to recognize the problem is bad writing +--- 137025830 +>>137025817 +Two things can be bad. +--- 137025846 +>>137025458 (OP) +They get paid for this and that's all what matters. +--- 137025863 +>>137025637 +>they are even starting to yellow +??? +--- 137025922 +>>137025547 +Old is generally better than new, yes. You should demand more from these corporations instead of just blindly lapping up the garbage they throw at you. +--- 137026109 +>>137025458 (OP) +They do know, but they can’t say anything negative about it because then they’ll get blacklisted. The animation landscape is a nightmare +--- 137026131 +>>137025458 (OP) +>using thin vector outlines as a selling point + +I can use the point to point line tool, too. I used to use it on MS Paint all the time when I was 11. Do you think Steven would hire me? +--- 137026253 +>>137025458 (OP) +I'm sure they genuinely think it looks good. They circlejerk on Twitter over how "good" their trash is all the time. +--- 137026323 +>>137026109 +>blacklisted +you don't work in animation +--- 137026329 +>>137025458 (OP) +only thing I hate is how thin the lines in so many cartoons are, it does nothing but remind you that it was all made in a computer +--- 137026359 +>>137025547 +You’re right, new Animaniacs is genuinely good and better than the old one. The political jokes had me dying since I gave it a try after realizing John K was an untalented hack. +--- 137026364 +They're cartoons, they all look bad. Do you think Garfield looks good or something? The flintstones? lmao +--- 137026720 +>>137025637 +Kek +--- 137026764 +>>137025547 +>OLD GOOD NEW BAD +This but unironically +--- 137026765 +>>137025458 (OP) +Flat out, they just don't hire the right people, and I'm not even saying these artists are bad. Even the best animators and designers of the current era may not necessarily have the right skillset to do oldschool drawing and animation. The job description and priorities are different. +We also need to acknowledge that our mental image of the original show is largely informed by the work of one particular studio, from one particular country, and it's generally hard to capture all of nuances of how they draw. Much of the show not done by the top studios were far worse than anything we saw in nuManiacs. The animation studio is most directly responsible for what we see on screen, all of the work done at WB gets filtered through them, and they've largely never done this style of drawing and animation either. +--- 137026818 +>>137026765 +It helps if they actually give the show a proper production budget, though. +--- 137026900 +>>137025458 (OP) +>Ugly +Yakko is so fucking hot here +--- 137027047 +>>137026818 +There aren't many good arguments against more money, but I will say this. The cumulative inflation from the 1990s to today is about 50%. But TV cartoon budgets have grown somewhere between 400% to 800%. Budgets in entertainment have far outpaced the rest of the country. Granted, not all of that growth was spread across all aspects of production. As for why that is, the current troubles we're seeing with writers should be instructive. +What I'm saying is, if one sees this problem solely as budget rather than budget allocation, we'd have to increase the budgets by several factors so as to make animation completely unfeasible. +--- 137027132 +>>137025547 +The original Animanics had far more SOVL than nu-Animanics. I haven't seen nu-Animanics, but I have the seen the clips. Yeah it's clean animation & appealing to the eyes, but something's off about it. Also Katie Rice learned from John K so that may or may not be a contributing factor to the lack-lustered animation. +--- 137027189 +>>137025863 +Compare Yakko's paws and face to his gloves. For some reason the new show has this weird rule of making the Warner's fur an off white. No idea why. +--- 137027354 +Animaniacs originally was supposed to have thick to thin lines but the top brass decided thin was easier and cheaper. All the things this board complained about the artists bumped back on. Even on how the Warners we're written. The production was a shit show. The character designs were originally closer to the original but Gabe Swarr made us change them. +--- 137027426 +>>137025458 (OP) +I just really hate these super thin lines cartoons do these days +--- 137027454 +>>137025458 (OP) +>clean outlines +Too bad they didn't take into account line weight. +--- 137027558 +>>137025817 +>>137025458 (OP) +I actually thought that the art and animation for the Animaniacs reboot were all fine and it's just that the scripts were so incredibly godawful they were too painful to sit through. The writing killed it. I will say that the sort of intentionally grotesquely ugly human designs seemed like a weird choice for this show since it wasn't like the original Animaniacs. For an original project it would be an interesting though probably love or hate choice but odd that the aesthetic was so completely different and then they were stuck needing to try to make the old characters still kind of in the style of the original though it clashed horribly. + +Everything about this reboot screamed "this should have been a brand new all new project with all new characters" it felt like the old characters and the whole "Animaniacs" angle was forced to be included at gunpoint. It's no wonder the writers hated the original characters so much they horribly killed them all off. What a truly bizarre experience. +--- 137027577 +>>137026364 +What kind of mental illness is this comment +--- 137027584 +>>137025817 +Trust me, you don't need to hear the dialogue for the ogre Trump scene. It's plenty shitty just by the visuals, and if you think otherwise you should watch real cartoons +--- 137027841 +>>137027558 +The animation is good, what frustrates me is the complete lack of shading. Everything looks more flat and less dynamic than the original because of it. +Not sure if that can be chalked up more to a lack of care or a lack of budget. +--- 137028219 +>>137027047 +>The cumulative inflation from the 1990s to today is about 50%. But TV cartoon budgets have grown somewhere between 400% to 800%. +Interesting. Do you have a source for those figures? +--- 137028242 +Do you think John K would like this version of Animaniacs? A lot of Spumco animators worked on it. +--- 137028399 +>>137027841 +>lack of care or a lack of budget. +I'd guess the latter. +Believe it or not, artists actually care about all of the details that people complain about and more. They dedicate their lives to geeking out over shit like this. But animating with shading and varied line weights takes more time which means more money. It's a job. You do what the boss tells you. + +Despite the shit that people like to give artists here, I think the much bigger problem is execs who lack any sort of vision or passion. Yes, they were always money people, but it seems like there was more of an agenda to actually create something aside from wealth 30 years ago. Then again it's easy to look back with rose colored glasses and it's possible 30 years from now people will think the same thing. +--- 137028632 +>>137028399 +I think the problem is that most companies were started by people who cared, then were passed on to their heirs, then were eventually taken over by people who joined just to make money. Its a pattern that crops up everywhere. +--- 137028911 +>>137025458 (OP) +I worked on awful ugly cartoons but I'll tell you what is way worse is all the bad fucking ideas you have to work on. Recognizability isn't the only reason all these new shows with old characters keep happening, its because all the people who get themselves into the position to pitch shows have the absolute worst ideas you'll ever come across and you'll end up working on their proof of concept short that'll get surefire rejected. +--- 137028966 +>>137028911 +Oh sounds like me working on print media in a company with a full retard boss who has the worst taste imaginable. + +When I put a futuristic looking hot girl on a flyer design he said it looked fucking gay. Then he asked me to use a photo which looks like the person is about to kill himself and is completely oblivious to it. +--- 137029247 +>>137028911 +And allow me to elaborate on the problems with pitching shows: + +- In order to pitch shows you both need to have gotten yourself into a good position within your studio and also have the time to produce a pitch document to present. This limits pitching to people who have already gotten themselves into cushy positions within the studio pipeline and who are also detached enough to ignore their work when possible and instead spend time putting together this pitch document of theirs. + +- These people tend to be softheaded, shiftless and much too invested into the media they consumed growing up. They don't have ideas, not real ideas. Their idea for a cartoon will invariably be a bunch of adventure time-looking designs but also the show is supposed to have a bunch of Dragon Ball and Sonic the Hedgehog influence. Nothing is nailed down about the idea, not once did they ever consider "how would someone relate to this? what is the show trying to say? how can I sum up the show's premise in one sentence? what does a typical episode involve?", nothing like that. It's just here's a couple of basic firstdraft character designs existing in the most vaguely defined environment you can image, and one of the characters has Goku's magic staff and his catchphrase is saying "Strange, isn't it?". Thankfully very few of these actually make it past the pilot stage, but a few do and end up wasting a lot of people's valuable time. (Pic related) + +- Even if you are somebody who does have a good show concept, you'll suffer an even worse fate. They'll look at your pitch, they'll tell you it has potential but ask for changes. And you'll find these changes seem to make it more and more like one of those show ideas I previously described. You'll get a second pitch meeting, and the same thing will happen again. You revise your pitch, it's getting further and further away from the original concept and it's starting to not make sense. And eventually.. you just get rejected too. +--- 137029350 +>>137028219 +It's difficult to give source-able examples, because budgets for modern cartoons are rarely made public officially. Anecdotally, most current shows for kids at one of the big networks is 1~1.5 million. Inside Job was rumored to have gone $5 million over budget for the original order of 20 episodes. You'll have to make a reasonable guess as to what percentage Netflix is willing to let a show go over its original budget. 15%? 20%? That would work out to be about $1.4M per episode at the end, because only 18 were produced. +The lower end shows we import from France or Canada can go as low as $300K per episode, but they're also heavily subsidized by their government, so it's hard to get an accurate number. +We usually only hear about the crazy expensive shows. Green Eggs and Ham is rumored to be $5-6 million per episode. +https://www.mtv.com/news/zea4a5/green-eggs-ham-budget +The Simpsons costs 5 million per, but we know where most of that money is going, and it's not the animation. +https://www.thethings.com/the-simpsons-cost-season-110-million/ +The original Tiny Toon Adventures had a budget of $25 million for a 65-episode first season, for $385K per episode. That's really good, in fact I believe it was the most expensive animated show of its time, and was double the average. +https://twitter.com/cartoonbrew/status/1305657543289643009 +I'm not here to rip on animators or writers or say anyone should be paid less. But, the idea that shows as a whole are doing more for less is wrong, and the idea that the networks funding these shows are paying less is wrong. They're paying way more. +--- 137029354 +>>137028911 +>>137029247 +So don't go into animation, got it. +--- 137029380 +>>137029247 +>>137028911 +I wish there was some kind of Love, Death and Robots just consisting of unsuccessful cartoon pitches. That would be awesome. +--- 137029437 +>>137025458 (OP) +what is wrong with his arm +--- 137029786 +>>137025547 +When has it not been true? +--- 137029832 +>>137025458 (OP) +>Are the artists who work on these ugly-ass modern cartoons even aware of how awful they look? Or do they actually think they look good? +No, they are nepotistic circlejerkers living in their little world where they and their buddies from the same animation schools are there to provide diverse and non toxic masterpieces to the masses. Of course there also those who simply cant give a fuck and want this job just so they can say they worked on Animaniacs. +--- 137029905 +>I refuse to understand you're justified criticism of this show! I like it solely to spite you and will suck the shit of the creators because I am desperate to think I actually made someone mad on the internet and had an effect on SOMETHING in my life +We all know this person. We all know he subsists entirely on (You)s. +Don't give him any. +Starve this faggot out for being a faggot, green text him to hell and back, or @ him to really show you're contempt. Just don't give him any real acknowledgement, because that's what his attention whoring ass wants. +--- 137030157 +>>137029832 +Don't speak for me. We are aware and we do complain and push back as much as possible. A lot of the decisions came from up top. Directors, designers, and board artist all complained but on Animaniacs the scripts were the law. Most of the writers didn't care about the characters are would rather be in live action. +--- 137030204 +>>137030157 +This board assumes artists and directors have power and control over the shows they are on. We don't unless we luck out and have a showrunner who puts art first and is willing to push against executives. Artists have little to no power on studio shows. Every executive has a say and most give notes for the sake of justifying their jobs. +--- 137030969 +>>137030157 +Yeah the artists animators and shit were fantastic passionate cared a lot and did fantastic work. The executives and writers were apathetic or disdainful of Animaniacs did not give a single shit about it or it's characters and all wanted to to be doing something, anything, else and holy fuck did it show. Art side music all was great writers producers hated and ruined the Animaniacs reboot and everybody knows it. +--- 137031027 +>>137025458 (OP) +Controversial take: there is no bad looking Yakko. He's perfect +--- 137031136 +>>137030969 +There are maybe five episodes that have been locked in a vault. The artists did the best they could but the writers didn't want the warners to act like the originals and the writers ruled how the show went. +--- 137031782 +>>137025547 +>>137025458 (OP) +The new art style is bad because... BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY? +--- 137033665 +>>137031136 +The writers had absolutely no idea what made the Warners and Pinky and the Brain work. But also their writing for all five characters was so bitter and mad. It was like og Animaniacs/og Pinky and the Brain killed their dog with how angry the scripts were. Imagine needing to have not one but three fucking episodes about all of the characters dying (the one with Chicken Boo killing everyone despite the last minute scene of them alive, then all of the characters got sucked into a hole and no scene showing them alive, then they got hit by a meteor and no scene alive just flat out telling the audience they were all fucking dying). +--- 137033789 +>>137027354 + +You mean this? +The concept art looks based. +--- 137033808 +>>137031136 +>the writers didn't want the warners to act like the originals +but WHY +--- 137034069 +>>137033808 + +I am also curious to know this but I assumed that the reason that Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Pinky, and Brain did not act like themselves in the reboot is because the writers didn't like any of the characters and wanted to change them into new characters. Or maybe they just didn't like the original shows' writers. We know they did not like the cast they cut. I assume that what the writers and producers really wanted to do was make their own all new characters and only write about them but just weren't allowed to. +--- 137034077 +>>137030157 +Wow Ik there’s cartoonists who browse this place but it’s interesting to hear someone talk about the way the art for animaniacs panned out and the process behind making a pitch and why animaniacs most likely was pitched as something else. Any other cool tidbits? +--- 137034145 +>>137033665 +They bought Slappy back just to make a joke about how everyone wanted Slappy back +--- 137034531 +>>137025458 (OP) +>Or do they actually think they look good? +What looks good is their paycheck. They don't give a flying fuck so long as they get paid. + +Also the 'artists' are a bunch of underpaid asian sweatshop workers who just follow a design sheet made by a bunch of retarded american teenagers so they don't give a shit either. Nobody gives a shit. In fact you're the only one who does give a shit and that's what makes this all so sad. +--- 137035154 +>>137025458 (OP) +As a hobbyist cartoonist myself, I'd like to think they are aware of it but have to deal with it because they don't have the budget or more importantly the time to do better. But seeing how some industry animators act on Twitter makes me think they completely lack self-awareness. That's one of the reasons why I'm just a hobbyist and not a professional, because I can't stand interacting with these people. +--- 137036210 +>>137035154 + +The art in this reboot was fine and only the writing was bad. + +Go ahead /co/, change my mind. +--- 137036496 +>>137036210 +Accpeting less over more because its not ouright terrible has to be one of the most irritating things I see people use to defend media their infatuated with but cannot bring themsleves to detach from because what they have now surpass their low expectations and thats all they will ever need. +--- 137036516 +>>137025458 (OP) +Speaking of crappy reboots. Anyone know where I can see the leaked Looniversity episodes? I'm a little late to the party. +--- 137036570 +>>137033665 +>>137033789 +>>137033808 +>>137034069 +>>137034077 +To start off we wanted Hello Nurse back. It was a frequent talking point during lunch. That was an executive decision. A lot of the things you hate came from Amblin and Hulu. They fucked around with the show constantly. The writers weren't interested in the characters as much as they were interested in shoehorning in their ideas. I listened to the directors and board artist complain about their struggles trying to make the Warners act like the Marxs brothers. They were told not to. When I came on a chunk of the staff already quit and I was a rehire. The artists did their best. + +As for the thick to thin line comment, we were told it wouldn't look good digitally and that thin lines are easier for over seas studios. +--- 137036613 +>>137025458 (OP) +it's the puppet rigs and tweening that make everything ugly, I didn't expect something I mostly saw in canuck and euro trash to become so widespread +--- 137036650 +>>137036210 +I've rarely run into people that act like some of the artists on twitter. Animation is big and small at the same time. Most of the artists are friendly and are there to work. +--- 137036791 +>>137036570 +>The writers weren't interested in the characters, just showhorning in their own unrelated random ideas +>"You're actually NOT ALLOWED to make the few cast you actually brought back act in character!" + +...this fucking explains everything. What the fuck. Holy shit, it makes so much sense now. + +I'm so sorry. I feel so much for you guys. You did your best. So sorry that happened that sounds like utter shit. It sounds like exactly what I figured from how off and OOC absolutely everything about this whole reboot was though...fucking sad. Good work though on you guys. +--- 137036878 +>>137036570 +you artists sound like heroes fighting a valiant battle against corporate bullshit and I salute you all sir +--- 137036890 +>>137036791 +No one will tell you but before I got there the show was being ran by a completely different showrunner. The first episode allegedly took a year. +--- 137036922 +>>137036878 +Thank you. The icing on the cake was Spielberg sent a video to thank us at the wrap party and his wife had to remind him to thank the animators. +--- 137036941 +If the Powers that Be hated all the characters and so would only let the 5 characters they brought back be in the show if they were written so Out Of Character and unlike the 1990s shows and 1990s characters that they were brand new characters + +Why didn't the Powers That Be just make a brand new show with all new characters instead? + +This whole reboot felt so OFF +--- 137036975 +>>137036922 +Good on Spielberg's wife but wtf. Go her. Based wife. So Spielberg is a fucking asshole sometimes at least about this particular matter anyway, so surprise at all honestly, I've heard the exact same thing about him before. +--- 137036995 +>>137036941 +They wanted new side characters that they could eventually make a spin off of. None stuck as far as I know. +--- 137037040 +Man. I was hoping for at least a Freakazoid cameo with a door open for him to return, and not by way of Teen Titans GO. but after hearing about this trainwreck of the Animaniacs revival I'm somewhat appreciative that TTG actually respectfully allowed Freakazoid to return briefly the way he did. +--- 137037041 +>>137036995 +Well at least this explains what the Hell was going on with a of Animaniacs 2020 in the first place but holy shit. I mean everything suddenly makes sense now. +--- 137037071 +>>137036975 +Warner Bros we're the easiest to appease from what I'm told. I mainly heard complaints about Amblin and Hulu. Before I arrived whole episodes had to be reboarded. I think the first four or five. +--- 137037130 +>>137037071 +>Before I arrived whole episodes had to be reboarded. +Kyle Carrozza innit? I think he was chief something at Animaniacs before getting fired early on. +--- 137037145 +>>137037041 +It was a notorious hard job. Everyone in the industry had heard how much of a pain it was. It's not uncommon for shows to be a trainwreck behind the scenes.tdsth0 +--- 137037168 +>>137037130 +No. Kyle was a regular board artist. +--- 137037256 +>>137037145 +this is just me but watching it I felt like the artists were pouring a lot of sweat and love into it and the orchestra and voice actors were all there pouring there hearts out then it felt like the scripts were shitting on me for ever liking the show and any of its characters a kid which yes okay those guys hated it maybe it was always terrible bit just leave it dead for good then? it was so unpleasant to watch because of the scripts and even as it's own thing none of the written jokes were funny at all like they only hired people who can't write +--- 137037267 +A funny side story. We had an in house animation team because things had to be fixed. We received dumpster fire quality animation from our overseas studio and at one point the showrunners were going to force the lead animation director to move his desk into the copy room and work near the machine. +We also shared one bathroom for almost one hundred employees. +--- 137037304 +>>137036570 +How much creative control did Gabe Swarr and Katie Rice have? +--- 137037320 +>>137037040 +Yeah, I'd rather Freakazoid not come back after this. Plus Ed Asner died a couple years ago, so no more Cosgrove. +--- 137037345 +>>137037320 +Best I could see for Freakazoid now is a comic. +--- 137037356 +>>137037256 +Some of my board artist friends complained about how the scripts came in too long and how they received pushback for cutting things. They worked hard to squeeze in moments of physical comedy. A couple board artists would go cube to cube gathering people for a “coffee break” and fuck off for an hour to walk and blow off steam. +--- 137037386 +>>137026359 +You are truly a fool losing out on the good stuff +--- 137037398 +>>137037304 +Katie Rice was a director she had no more control than the other directors did. Gabe had most of the control on the art side and he could be a bastard. Thank him for the ugly designs. I think because he knew Katie he was comfortable with being extra hard on her. Katie was overworked. +--- 137037425 +>>137037267 +Damn this is so sad. You probably won't believe me here on the shitshow that is 4chan but I'm genuinely really sorry you guys all had to put up with that bullshit and I genuinely thought you all somehow put in quality work despite it all. It's the script writers who shit the damn bed in my opinion with low as fuck possible effort I think you guys did everything that you could. +--- 137037463 +>>137037356 +I appreciate it a lot to be honest because just from this it sounds like you guys understood Animaniacs and all of these kinds of cartoons and they either had no goddamn idea, didn't care at all, or both. +--- 137037466 +>>137037425 +Yeah, seconding this. Sorry you had to put up with all that bullshit. I appreciate that you did the best you could given the situation. Thanks for sharing your experience too, it's rare for us to hear much about that side of things. +--- 137037498 +>>137037425 +The sad part is that this isn't out of the ordinary. So, I don't blame artists for shilling their shows online because that scene they are talking up could have a history behind it and they are just excited to see it made. +--- 137037551 +>>137037463 +I couldn't count the amount of times I've stood in a Starbucks and listened to one of my crewmembers complain how Wakko never uses his hammer or says faboo. +--- 137037620 +>>137036570 +Were you familiar with a storyboard artist named Andrew Scherman on the production? +--- 137037658 +>>137037551 +Hot damn that sounds just like me and my friends. I can't explain how obvious to us it felt that the reboot writers were not fans of any of this stuff at all but we all watched these shows together as kids. We could be wrong but we all wondered if they ever watched any of the old 1990s Amblin cartoons or just knew them from outlines they were given and YouTube memes of Yakko's World. +--- 137037680 +>>137028911 +>>137029247 +>>137029350 +Honesty, what is the appeal of getting into the mainstream animation industry? They work you like a dog on mediocre projects, most of which nobody will watch because nobody watches cable TV anymore. That, or working on shitty mainstream animated movies. + +CN and Nick have been treating their animators like shit forever and if you pitch them something you don't own it, so it's stuck in limbo forever. +--- 137037724 +>>137036570 +>That was an executive decision. +Well, imagine my shock. +--- 137037908 +>>137037620 +Yes. He worked on the third season. Giant tall guy. He checked in on our retakes team. +--- 137038026 +>>137033789 +Genevieve Tsai's art is very good. Too bad the actual show sucked the life out of these designs. +--- 137038027 +>>137028911 +Like most industries bit way moreso the entertainment industry has been about absolutely nothing but Nepotism several generations in and absolutely everybody knows it. The people with all the power have had four generations of Hollywood and the "best" you'll get is they went to the right private high schools in California and are in the right cliques at the right time. Otherwise they're braindead rich entrenched aristocracy who never had to develop any skills, a work eth8c, ideas, anything. Meanwhile the peasants who do all of the actual work work their goddman asses off fighting for scraps in an insanely competitive environment but at the end of the day, what they produce is failed bullshit that doesn't even make money, and do you know why? Because by design the people making all of the core decisions are utterly worthless and all the skilled people have to pay for their failures while they "succeed" personally no matter how badly they fail in reality, get promoted, and fuck up bigger and bigger things. +--- 137038067 +>>137038026 + +She deserves a better show than this one with better writingXMD0SA +--- 137038087 +>>137038067 +>typed captcha by accident + +damn sorry my point still stands though these drawings are more interesting than the show or characters you're right +--- 137038150 +>>137037991 +>the mouse girl actually fully goes werewolf in the concept art +>the show just has her cut off in the last moment and just in a offputting way, run away and thats it, HIJINKS LOL + +what the fuck happened? +--- 137038209 +>>137038150 +you could really tell someone thought of that mouse girl character but then had no idea what the fuck to even do with her and just flailed helplessly around without a real storyline until the show finally mercifully died it was so sad +--- 137039075 +bump diff --git a/co/137025484.txt b/co/137025484.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..79e0fd3ceed170b6c0b9c7a9a2bd714162ba7e1e --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137025484.txt @@ -0,0 +1,231 @@ +----- +--- 137025484 +New 'Theme Song Takeover'! +https://youtu.be/eGsJ4apSUjo [Embed] +--- 137025663 +>>137025484 (OP) +I like it, but I wish they changed it from a “takeover” to just make new songs for each individual character. A new theme song made specifically for Andrea, one for Libby, etc. Trying to make new lyrics for a theme song not planned for certain characters is gonna be somewhat awkward. +--- 137025708 +>>137025484 (OP) +Not as good as Andrea's, his song was better. +--- 137025808 +>>137025484 (OP) +You know, Libby and Molly being so touchy with each other is precisely why they got shipped so much +--- 137025901 +>>137025808 +S1 had too much Libby to be honest +--- 137025926 +>>137025901 +There’s never too much Libby. Quality dropped when she started appearing less. +--- 137025928 +I liked that they even broke the fourth wall and acknowledged the contradiction of Libby singing well despite having a whole episode in the show about her not being able to do it well. + +Although the non-canon comment was weird because I'm pretty sure Andrea's pony that got gifted to her in the show first appeared in her theme song takeover. +--- 137026062 +>>137025926 +Andrea episodes got the most views though, people like Andrea more +--- 137026286 +>>137025484 (OP) +Cute turtle skirt. +--- 137026330 +>>137025928 +It’s not canon until stated otherwise +--- 137026353 +>>137026062 +Pedophiles +--- 137026888 +>>137025484 (OP) +I'm not used to the word "canon" being used in kid's shows, but I guess any kid who has ever been on the internet these days knows what that means these days. +--- 137027053 +The animation was actually pretty good. Feels like a scene from the show. +--- 137027073 +>>137025663 +I'm not sure I understand what you're getting at, you just want the song to pretend to be an intro for the show of the takeover character instead of them acknowledging it's a takeover? +--- 137027093 +>>137027073 +What they mean is that they wish these Disney shows did a completely new theme song instead of taking an existing theme song and changing the lyrics. +--- 137027231 +>>137025928 +they should just say that Libby took singing classes and make her sing in the actual show +--- 137027264 +>>137027073 +What >>137027093 said. +I'd rather have characters with unique themes than just edit the opening lyrics. There's no point in calling them "takeovers" anymore either when the characters aren't hijacking anything. +--- 137027328 +>>137027264 +They're hijacking the melody of the theme song, though. +--- 137027377 +>>137026888 +Yeah, it's a word young people use quite often. The other day I had to explain to my Grandma what it meant when she overheard a conversation I was having. +--- 137027408 +>>137025484 (OP) +The turtle dress is cute +--- 137027774 +>>137025926 +My first expose to this how was libby clips and I thought she was the protagonist. +So dissapointing to learn the truth. +--- 137027826 +>>137026062 +I imagined that there were fans of Andrea AND people who hated her because she represents the popular girl that bullys them hoping Andrea would get BTFO again +Then they get cucked and find out Andrea is immediately forgiven and now has parent affection too +--- 137027831 +Is Ghost and Molly McGee any good? I like that Dana is getting work +--- 137027854 +>>137027093 +>>137027264 +I understand, coming up with an entirely new song sounds like a lot more work, though I don't know enough about music writing to say for sure +--- 137027858 +>>137027854 +the show gets a new song every episode +--- 137027925 +>>137027858 +Yeah but those are part of the episodes' production budgets and will permanently stay with them throughout airings, reruns, streaming, home media, etc don't these takeovers just appear for a limited time on the channel and then on YouTube? Like a quick and cheap promo thing like the CN bumpers that are nothing but scenes from their shows recut and collaged into something new. +--- 137027986 +>>137025484 (OP) +Libby upskirt scandal when? +--- 137028130 +>>137027925 +I think these takeovers go to streaming sites as well so I think maybe they should get more budget. +We also had that crossover with Libby, Marcy, Candance and Gloria some time ago, and that was an original song. +--- 137028153 +>>137028130 +Nah it parodied "Ways to be Wicked" by the Descendants show/movie whatever I don't know what it is or what its about +--- 137028308 +>Warrior Cats reference +--- 137028915 +>>137028888 +Chec-OH MY GOODNESS +--- 137029188 +>>137026888 +There was that episode of SU where they mention the word canon and ship, in the Uncle Grandpa crossover +--- 137029293 +>>137025484 (OP) + +I'm surprised she can sing pretty well in that voice +--- 137029612 +>>137026353 +I cannot tell a lie. I love me some underage influencer cunny with all my might. +--- 137029707 +>>137026353 + +I just like to draw things that make people outrage +--- 137029777 +>>137029707 +brother +--- 137029797 +Just give me the Casey theme song takeover already +--- 137029822 +>>137029707 +You know what would cause some outrage? Libby as a Raisins girl. +--- 137029877 +Friendly reminder to do your part and stream the series legally via Disney's streaming service if you have the money and want the show to have a chance at getting more seasons. You could also watch certain full episodes in Youtube to give notice. Watching it on tv is also an option, though I have no idea if tv ratings matter anymore. +--- 137029924 +>>137029822 + +It'll have to wait since I'm already doing something for /aco/ and I need to do something for Hailey's On It +--- 137029959 +>>137029924 +I can wait. But I'm telling ya, a lot of people, especially certain volunteer workers, would really hate it. +--- 137030016 +Lara knocked this one out of the park. I get the sense that Libby might be her favorite character she's ever played. +--- 137030102 +What's the best Tsto? + +Me it's Glomgold, the actor had so much fun with the character and seeing it fall apart is just wonderful. +--- 137030448 +>>137030016 +It is possibly her best role yet +--- 137031999 +>>137025663 +At least Andreas at least tried to mimic mollys theme intro +--- 137032435 +>>137025708 +>his +--- 137032514 +>>137032435 +trans-drea +--- 137032519 +>>137028308 +fuck I immediately love this show now +--- 137032661 +>>137029612 +Wheres the feminine penis? +--- 137032662 +>>137030448 +When will we get wraith libby? +--- 137032707 +>>137032662 +Never, because Jews don't have souls. +--- 137032746 +>>137032707 +isn't a demon just an evil/corrupted soul created by the devil? +--- 137032831 +>>137027826 +I always like the domineering girls, but I fucking hate everything involving influencers. +This character vexes me. +--- 137033555 +>>137027831 +I'd give it a chance. It's a perfectly fine comedy so far, and Dana is solid as Scratch. I don't believe there's an episode that he doesn't show up in, either. +--- 137033820 +>>137025484 (OP) +>My name is Libby and I'm here to say, +>turtles are amazing in a special way! +Yep, pretty much what I expected. +--- 137033843 +>>137028888 +--- 137034452 +>>137029877 +it just got 0.20+ on cable last week, the highest since S1, it would be hilarious if that ended up being higher than Disney+ views +--- 137034517 +>>137028153 +Parodying songs from shit the audience doesn't watch is better than redoing the opening. +--- 137034533 +>>137029877 +Speaking of, here's a clip to support the show +https://youtu.be/C1KA6wX5Lz0 [Embed] +--- 137034546 +>tfw Disney was so impressed by Lib that we're getting a cute Jewish main protagonist soon in return +--- 137034702 +>>137034546 +they like to celebrate religious holidays so maybe they will +--- 137034755 +>>137034702 +It is going to be their 100th animated series, after all +--- 137035148 +>>137033843 +Go on... +--- 137035383 +>>137026062 +Are you serious? +--- 137035410 +>>137035148 +If I had more, I would. +--- 137036310 +>>137026062 +OllieXMolly was also part of the episode with most views so not just Andrea +--- 137037679 +>>137035148 + +sorry anon that's all i ever did +--- 137037796 +>>137025484 (OP) +is it possible for one to be DOUBLE best girl? +--- 137038058 +>>137037953 +They figured that the Mayor's not going to be a very well-liked character after the reveal this season that he got his mommy to run Todd's "strawberry drank-chugging coon friend" out of town as revenge for getting cups as a birthday present. +--- 137038202 +>>137033843 +Now this is a realistic dream for her to have. +--- 137038220 +>>137037953 +They should have just hinted at the next one, which we know is Darryl's +--- 137038530 +>>137029797 +Is she even getting one? +--- 137039010 +>>137037953 + +They should've mentioned something along the lines about getting the logo to the Moongirl set +--- 137039029 +>>137038530 +It's listed on that copyright website, alongside one for Devil Dinosaur diff --git a/co/137025756.txt b/co/137025756.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bc1fc19de2765e22ea0f352d707b0afa831b57a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137025756.txt @@ -0,0 +1,190 @@ +----- +--- 137025896 +>>137025819 + How is Superman white when he's not even human? +--- 137025935 +>>137025896 +--- 137025983 +>>137025756 (OP) +The real answer is because the current state of the industry, especially with the big two, is not healthy. If it’s not Batman or Spider-Man odds are it’s not going to sell so any attempt to introduce new characters will inevitably fail. For some reason Marvel and DC have decided that the Twitter crowd, who are really the only people who still have a boner for race politics, is the crowd that will save them. So they’re trying really hard to appeal to that group while also trying to “trick” their current readership into supporting these black characters so they dress them up as the characters that they already buy. +--- 137026022 +Ebony and Ivory go together in perfect harmony. +--- 137026069 +>>137025756 (OP) +>>137025765 +>>137025782 +>>137025800 +>>137025935 +>>137025954 +--- 137026721 +>>137025756 (OP) +Every superhero has a black version and a child version and a female version and an evil version + +Because capeshit is autistic. +--- 137026778 +>>137026721 +But why though? +--- 137026853 +>>137026704 +Costumes weirdly cute. +--- 137026957 +>>137025819 +lol this one isn't even a real character its just ai art by a black nerd what are on about +--- 137026972 +>>137025756 (OP) +You know exactly why. +--- 137027000 +>>137026853 +Tiffany Fox +--- 137027020 +>>137025983 +Lois & Clark starred Dean Cain who's of Japanese descent +--- 137027046 +>>137026704 +She's currently Jace's Not-Robin. +--- 137027110 +>>137025756 (OP) +There aren't any major black superheroes to make white versions out of. +--- 137027162 +>>137025756 (OP) +>black manta hanging out with all these heroes +Top kek +--- 137027276 +>>137026069 +Mutts law +--- 137027602 +>>137025756 (OP) +One of the same old variants. + +Every hero that gets kind of famous gets a girl knockoff, teen knockoff and black knockoff. Sometimes they get a dog too. +--- 137027743 +>>137027602 +Not the Elongated Man. +--- 137027787 +>>137025825 +It’s this. They continue to steal culture everyday while complaining there’s is stolen +--- 137027818 +Here’s your black/Asian asexual Green Arrow +--- 137028198 +>>137025756 (OP) +Is there a #chart with names? +--- 137028866 +>>137027818 +>black/Asian asexual +>monks vow of celibacy? +>must mean you're asexual! +DC writers +--- 137028914 +>>137025756 (OP) +>Black Manta casually hanging with all the heroes +--- 137029436 +>>137025800 +>aqualad +>>>major superhero +--- 137030629 +>>137025983 +This. +>>137027020 +A quarter Japanese (Cain took more after his white European genetics) and a staunch Republican. +--- 137030787 +>>137026704 +Didn't knew Bendis did Batman recently. +--- 137030828 +>>137028866 +its like they wanted to check all the marks, i'm surprised he is not disabled. +--- 137030864 +ok so where's Black Thor? +>Miles +doesn't count +--- 137031667 +>>137026721 +Literally this. It's like getting mad at the sun for rising. +--- 137031762 +>>137027020 +And fantastic four had Jessica Alba, who’s like black and Latina. Yet she was white, the character was white and there was no first black yada yada garbage PR. + +She looked white and played white. Cain looked white and played white. +--- 137033713 +>>137027787 +Most of these are made by white people though. +--- 137034297 +>>137030864 +Beta Ray Bill +--- 137034367 +>>137029436 +He goes by Aquaman now so they can say they have a gay black Aquaman. +--- 137034564 +>>137025756 (OP) +Every hero has it's own shadow. +--- 137034819 +>>137025756 (OP) +>but why? +OP, the easy answer would be that Marvel and DC exist as IP mills for their megacorp owners. The more complex answer is that, well, the current crop of writers and artists feel vaguely ashamed at how most of their top heroes are white cis het males. Creators in comics are generally left wing, except for the odd freak like Chuck Dixon, and that’s where the left’s zeitgeist is right now. + +I expect it’s also a belated backlash to the Boomer-focused nostalgia of the 2000s and early 2010s, typified by bringing back Hal Jordan and Barry Allen. But that’s icing on the cake. +--- 137035037 +>>137030864 +Apparently it's Storm? +--- 137036112 +>>137034297 +This. Beta Ray Bill’s earth identity was Canadian black man in Omega Flight. + +Plus he has a horse cock +--- 137036141 +>>137025756 (OP) +>why do black people like seeing heroes who look like them in mainstream media? +--- 137036219 +>>137031667 +I hate that guy like you wouldn’t believe +--- 137036255 +>>137036219 +Who, the sun? Yeah, fuck that guy, he almost made me go blind in 2017 because the eclipse glasses I bought didn't work right +--- 137036854 +>>137025983 +>For some reason Marvel and DC have decided that the Twitter crowd, who are really the only people who still have a boner for race politics, is the crowd that will save them. So they’re trying really hard to appeal to that group while also trying to “trick” their current readership into supporting these black characters so they dress them up as the characters that they already buy. + +so why not push pre-existing black characters? +--- 137036867 +>>137036141 + +Black Panther, Luke Cage, Blade, Falcon, Storm, etc all existed for decades. +--- 137036939 +>>137036867 +Should Falcon really count on that list? You know, with him also being the black version of Captain America? +--- 137036962 +>>137036854 +Lazy and hack writers +--- 137036970 +>>137025756 (OP) +>Why does every major white superhero have a black version? +Same reason they have a teen version, and a chick version, and a teen chick version, and an Evil Alternate version, and a pet version ect. ect. + +Comic writers are low-effort hacks. +--- 137036992 +>>137036939 +>You know, with him also being the black version of Captain America? + +he was his own guy for a long time. At best you could say he was a corny sidekick, but he had his own identity. +--- 137037011 +>>137036992 +How is a winged hero who can talk to birds corny? +--- 137037109 +>>137025756 (OP) +all those characters and empress still didnt make the cut? dc is full of shit +--- 137037195 +>>137036854 +You think they don't? +>The aggressive marketing campaigns for Black Panther and Black Adam +>Falcon got a whole show and 6 MCU appearances, which is as much as Scarlet Witch +>Blade got a movie trilogy and a TV series and now he's getting an MCU movie too +>Luke Cage got 2 seasons and would've gotten more if it hadn't been interrupted by the Netflix/Disney war +--- 137037460 +>>137036255 +--- 137038758 +>>137025756 (OP) +Why not? +--- 137038827 +>>137030864 +--- 137038943 +>>137025756 (OP) +White fragility, obviously diff --git a/co/137025921.txt b/co/137025921.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3235e08bc8a78588219946225e4a9ab604c10a8c --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137025921.txt @@ -0,0 +1,197 @@ +----- +--- 137025921 +Especially if you get to have fun with this every night? +--- 137026057 +>>137025921 (OP) +I do not understand the question. +can you reformulate it? +--- 137026086 +>>137026057 +>>137025921 (OP) + Would you marry a female supervillain if you get to have sex with her at night and need to be a stay-at-home dad for the kids? +--- 137026110 +>>137026057 +Would you rather not work and clean the house while your big tiddy wife gets you a shitzillion money and lets you mating press her every night? +--- 137026278 +>>137025921 (OP) +If I recall from one of the older Batman movies, won't you die after kissing Poison Ivy? I'm pretty sure sticking your peepee inside her isn't a safe decision either. +--- 137026759 +>>137025921 (OP) +Buddy, Poison Ivy is practically guaranteed to be cheating on you with at least 5 other men. +--- 137026978 +>>137026759 +Women* +--- 137027009 +>>137026978 +Would Joker be upset with you if you were in a threesome with your wife poison ivy and Harley Quinn? +--- 137027084 +>>137025921 (OP) +How can you be a female husband-dad? I don't get it. +--- 137027092 +>>137027084 +See >>137026086 +>>137026110 +--- 137027100 +>>137027009 +Harley is a notorious polyamrous whore he doesn't care about her anymore +But if this is their DCAU versions your fucked, he'd definitely put a hit on your ass unless ivy cares enough to keep you alive +--- 137027145 +>>137025921 (OP) +Depends on how much time she spends in jail I am not limiting myself to under the table handies in the conjugal visit room every other year. +--- 137027647 +>>137025921 (OP) +So the scenario at the end of My Super Ex Girlfriend? +--- 137027664 +>>137025921 (OP) +It would be an interesting scenario if they FOR ONCE actually had a female villain actually be a fucking villain that is evil, and not someone the hero tries over and over and over again to reform, and consistently joins the hero side in big events all the damn time. +--- 137027683 +>>137025921 (OP) +>Would you be a house husband for a powerful woman +Yes. In a heartbeat. +--- 137027724 +>>137025921 (OP) +Sure +--- 137028218 +>>137025921 (OP) +no, i'm too old-fashioned for that. If i'm to marry a super-villainess, I'll be the one robbing banks and stealing priceless artifacts while she stays at home to construct traps and guard hostages. +--- 137028905 +>>137025921 (OP) +Did you have a stroke while writing this? +--- 137028928 +Godspeed you magnificent bastards. +--- 137029736 +>>137028928 +What? +--- 137029778 +Well, not for her. +--- 137029894 +>>137025921 (OP) +Pretty much, yeah. I'd have to be doing *something* or I'd lose my mind but I don't have to be the main breadwinner by any means and someone definitely has to take care of the kids. Might as well be me. +--- 137030648 +>>137029778 +>Well, not for her. +So who then? +--- 137030708 +>>137030648 + +Someone who isn't joined at the hip with that piece of shit Harley. +--- 137031223 +>>137028928 +I’m in that boat I married a vet. +--- 137031544 +>>137025921 (OP) +At first it was fine, but the problem will be when the children go through adolescence. + +>harley: anon, our kids hate me. +>anon: what...! no...they don't hate you, they're just mad at you. +>harley: but why? +>anon: well... maybe it's because you were absent most of their childhood... +>harley: my job is very demanding! +>anon: or maybe it's because you missed their birthdays. +>harley: that's batman's fault! +>anon: maybe because all the other children are afraid of them because they are your children. +>harley: that's discrimination! I'm going to rip the face off the school principal! +--- 137032062 +>>137031223 +Thank you for her service. +--- 137032964 +>>137031544 +That's discrimination! That is hilarious. +--- 137033018 +>>137025921 (OP) +>Ivy +My dude, at best she'll use you to incubate some odd plant babies that will rip you from the inside Xenomorph-style. +--- 137033306 +What is with these threads about Ivy being pregnant or a mom or a housewife or whatever. +--- 137033554 +>>137028928 +My wife is an exec and I'm freelance. This is us except I don't buy lego that's dumb. I buy videogames instead. +--- 137033637 +>>137030648 +Knowing Boco, Morrigan. +--- 137034373 +>>137033637 +Her? +--- 137034619 +>>137034373 +Well, it wouldn't be the one voiced by Claudia Black now would it? That's be too tasteful for Boco. +--- 137035016 +>>137034619 +What voiced is that? +--- 137035479 +>>137025921 (OP) + Who would be the best wife to be a stay-at-home dad for a female supervillain? +--- 137035498 +>>137025921 (OP) +>>137026086 +I'd kill myself before I ever had children. +--- 137035577 +>>137027009 +Like the anon from that one set of greentext? +--- 137035619 +>>137035016 +The Claudia Black Morrigan is the witch from Dragon Age. +>tfw imageposting is banned for the area +https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonage/images/f/f8/MorriganInquisition.png/revision/latest?cb=20141122220835 +--- 137036060 +>>137025921 (OP) +Sure. Is one of my many fantasies. +The problem are the kids. What would I tell them? "Hey buddies, mommy is killing and hunting the lives of inocents while breaking the law". I mean...I'll maybe go by the "She works hard to get us food on out table" metaphor or something +--- 137036116 +>>137026086 +>get hot loving wife +>get a stay at home job of just maintaining a house and spending time with the kids +Yes, 100% yes. +--- 137036772 +>>137036116 +GO ON? +--- 137037120 +>>137033637 +>>137034373 + +She's not evil. +--- 137037284 +>>137037120 +But what is she? +--- 137037316 +>>137037284 + +A...succubus? +--- 137037326 +>"Okay, I need some copper wire, there's probably some you can get from a construction site." +>"Alright" +>"Oh, and you still have the recipe for napalm, right?" +>"Got it right here." +>"Okay, just make a bit and plant it on some old building to cause a distraction." +>"Okay, there's that old book shop." +>"Perfect, ooh, and one more thing." +>"Yes?" +>"Dahlia said she wants her crust cut off." +>"Right, got it." +>"Thank you, love you so much!" +>"Love ya too, see you on the news." +--- 137037363 +>>137025921 (OP) +Does White Rabbit counts as 'super' villain? +--- 137037388 +>>137037363 +Marvel or DC White Rabbit? Both counts but one's way more psychotic but she's Rich so she didn't marry you for you money so she probably won't kill you like the first husband. +--- 137037421 +>>137037388 +Marvel one. +Vision of supporting her weird hobby and brainstorming ideas for heists sound pretty fun. +--- 137037533 +>>137025921 (OP) +>Extremely sadistic ball crushing super villainess +>Submissive and bashful around flirty trophy husband + +YES! YES! YES! +--- 137037579 +>>137037533 +Hard mode: reboot Dark Queen. +--- 137037943 +>>137037326 +He forget to revise her evil speech. Presentation is the key for all super villains +--- 137038494 +>>137037120 +She's just drawn that way diff --git a/co/137026123.txt b/co/137026123.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c08e29884fbbf3f7ce2f7e11ded2bbb2151bc2f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137026123.txt @@ -0,0 +1,264 @@ +----- +--- 137026123 +The last one - Closing Time part 1 of 8 +previous threads: +>>136841893 → +>>136880096 → +>>136891762 → +>>136916217 → +>>136938316 → +>>136953992 → +>>136974570 → +>>136990938 → +>>137009887 → +--- 137026659 +Part 2 +--- 137027052 +Part 3 +--- 137027587 +Bump +--- 137027737 +You're about to break my heart, Garth. +--- 137027771 +Part 4 +--- 137028084 +>>137026123 (OP) +bump +--- 137028143 +>>137026215 +so does Baytor own Noonan's now? +--- 137028245 +>>137028143 +he's the most qualified for it +--- 137028361 +Part 5 +--- 137028992 +reading bump +--- 137029021 +Part 6 +--- 137029100 +>>137028992 +thanks for a bump +--- 137029399 +>>137029381 +hay Baytor send something different than usual +--- 137029462 +Part 7 +--- 137029876 +Did you post JLA/Hitman already? If not you might want to post JLA #5 too. Tommy makes a cameo. +--- 137029935 +>>137029876 +Not yet, after Closing Time. I'll check out JLA #5 +--- 137030029 +Part 8 of 8 +--- 137030335 +this is it, lads +--- 137030505 +Thread theme +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RuylPp-uUE [Embed] +--- 137030526 +The End. +--- 137030593 +and what a ride it was +thanks again OP for the storytimes, i'm glad i was able to read-along with you all +--- 137030658 +>>137030593 +np, glad you enjoyed them +--- 137030707 +Now do Section Eight and Six-Pack & Dog Welder- Hard Travelin' Heroez. +--- 137030779 +Gonna post one last story to wrap it up, JLA-Hitman two parter. I won't be posting JLA #5, since Hitman only has a brief cameo, it's all in pic related. +I also won't be posting his cameos in Resurrection Man, Azrael and Sovereign Seven since those stories, in my humble opinion, suck. +--- 137030809 +JLA- Hitman, part 1 of 2 +--- 137030846 +>>137030707 +I didn't know that even existed until now, thanks for the info. But I'm done with storytimes, maybe one day in the future I'll do Section Eight.and The Demon. +--- 137030855 +>>137029771 +>Catalog +well that's horrifying +--- 137031032 +>>137030273 +Bye Baytor +--- 137031491 +>>137031444 +very meta Ennis +--- 137031724 +>>137031543 +>>137031520 +>>137031495 +God almighty there's just something about the way McRea draws Wonder Woman that drives me up the wall. +--- 137031830 +Part 2 of 2 +--- 137031845 +Thanks, OP +--- 137031878 +>>137031845 +np +--- 137031879 +>>137029826 +I always liked this bit, especially with the flashback to Tommy killing that guy when he was a teen +--- 137031916 +gonna have to merge a few pages due to the image limit +--- 137031979 +>>137031774 +>You wanna set those down before you put a Hydroshock through the window? +And here's where I come in with Gun knowledge, Hydra-shock bullets are a particular kind of self defense round, like a hollowpoint with a needle in the center. +More expensive to make, a .44 magnum round costs $3 each in that fashion, but it punches deeper than a normal hollowpoint. +--- 137032024 +>>137031569 +fucking kek +I wonder who changes the septic tank +--- 137032061 +bump +--- 137032082 +>>137031987 +heh +--- 137032096 +>>137032061 +appreciated +--- 137032176 +>>137032132 +The most sensible one is the guy who shoots people for a living +--- 137032359 +>>137032176 +well it's a garth ennis written comic that's always the case +--- 137032428 +gonna have to take a short break before finishing up +--- 137033451 +>>137032930 +tommy will never let an opportunity to look a wondy's ass go by +--- 137033490 +You gonna do the Six Pack minis that came out a few years ago? +--- 137033507 +>>137033490 +>>137030846 +--- 137033527 +The End. +--- 137033621 +>>137033527 +thanks for the storytime OP +surprised DC never tried to bring Tommy back +--- 137033635 +Well folks, that' it, after 10 threads, 73 chapters, 1937 pages, Hitman storytime is finally completed. It's a really fun but bittersweet series that I hope to revisit one day. My only problem with it is that Tommy didn't use his powers nor kill supervillains that often, but nothing is perfect. +Anyways, I hope you enjoyed it, I know I did, so see you some other time, stay safe. +--- 137033662 +>>137033621 +DC is creatively bankrupt and has been for years, I hope they'll never try doing anything with Tommy or the rest of the cast. +--- 137033677 +>>137033635 +>It's a really fun but bittersweet series +Probably the single best description you could give to this. You always knew it would never end well, but there was hope +--- 137033729 +>>137033662 +IIRC Tomasi had the Noonans and Hacken pop up every so often in his Batman and Superman runs. But thats as far as they've ever come to returning +--- 137033739 +>>137033729 +that makes some sense since he was the editor for the book wonder if Baytor ever showed up again +--- 137033778 +Anybody else surprised it's not been picked up as a show yet? Seems a perfect fit for it +--- 137033805 +>>137033778 +too obscure if I had to guess, also a bit to entrench in 90s milleu so it would be a bit hard to transfer it over to a present day setting +--- 137034213 +>>137033778 +after the success of The Boys, who knows? +--- 137034244 +>>137033527 +>>137030526 +This and the end of Punisher Max always get me. It just feels different when we lose the Anti-Hero. +--- 137034326 +>>137033805 +It's just a matter of time before 90's nostalgia becomes a thing in media. +But if Hitman ever gets adapted, I'd prefer that they do it animated, in the style of The Maxx or Spawn. +--- 137034364 +i'm completely fine with no continuation, callbacks or adaptation. the series is solid, and i wouldn't want it tarnished by any modern adaptation +--- 137034381 +>>137031520 +>>137031543 +What the fuck was her problem? +--- 137034394 +>>137031357 +>>137031275 +McCrea draws a good batman +--- 137034532 +>>137031491 +It is pretty funny how literally none of them ever really gained relevance outside of Tommy +--- 137034562 +>>137034364 +Callbacks I like, seeing Hacken and Baytor in Noonans anytime the story finds itself in the Cauldron. +The sort of sequels focused on Section 8 were great fun as well, but they were written by Ennis and he knows to leave Tommy well and dead. +--- 137034586 +>>137034532 +that generally the case when one of the big two make a bunch of new character most get forgotten about instantly with maybe one becoming a cult classic character,Hitman is an example of that +--- 137034600 +>>137034562 +so New 52 resurrected section eight? +--- 137034655 +>>137034600 +I think we were out of New 52 and into the DCYou thing by that time, but not quite to Rebirth, but yeah, Six-Pack came back, Baytor joined the team, some new guys including a love interest for Bueno, and Dog Welder got about the best damn race swapped re-imagining you'll ever see. +That last part sounds horrible, but read the comic and you'll understand. +--- 137034672 +>>137034655 +but why? +--- 137034705 +>>137033621 +No reason to, his story is done and Ennis would never want to bring him back. Same with Jack Knight. + +>>137033729 +Noonan's also pops up in the Harley Quinn show, no Hacken or photos or any real references to Hitman outside of the name of the bar so it might as well not be Noonan's. +--- 137034724 +>>137034672 +Ennis had a story he wanted to tell, someone gave him the thumbs up. Simple as. +--- 137034782 +>>137034724 +and what story was that? +--- 137034859 +>>137034705 + +>Tommy Monaghan is mentioned in the Justice League Unlimited episode "Double Date", where crime boss Steven Mandragora refers to him as a hired killer who "accidentally" fell onto a train track and was killed +--- 137034932 +>>137034782 +All Start Section 8, where they were trying to figure out which actual Superhero they could get to join the team, went through Batman, Wonder Woman, Martian Manhunter, Hal Jordan made an appearance, and probably one or two others I'm forgetting. +And Six-Pack & Dog Welder - Hard Travelin' Heroez, I forget everything but the very beginning and ending I admit. +--- 137034957 +>>137033635 +Thanks, OP. +--- 137035046 +>>137033381 +Another quality page +--- 137035168 +>>137026123 (OP) +Thanks for the storytime anon. Would you also storytime Kev too? +--- 137035472 +>>137034932 +its a nice read I'll say +--- 137036064 +>>137026123 (OP) +How many pages are these in all? It's like alot of them. +--- 137036227 +>>137034705 +No Baytor? What's the point of making it Noonan's without Baytor? +--- 137036738 +>>137036227 +They needed a grimey bar in Gotham and just used the name. Shame, would have been nice to have a little cameo or something. Now it's owned by Kiteman or some bullshit. +--- 137036802 +>>137036738 +Justice for Baytor. +--- 137036874 +>>137031979 +You're paying for the R&D and the brand. +--- 137037054 +>>137033621 +It's better that they don't. +--- 137037776 +thanks OP +--- 137037958 +Worst feeling in the world is wanting more of this but knowing it's better not to have it. And that even if we got a show it wouldn't compare. +--- 137038482 +hitbump +--- 137038571 +Great stories OP love this late 90s early 2000s era of DC +--- 137039084 +hate dogwelder so much diff --git a/co/137026303.txt b/co/137026303.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..997f6a5cbb36696a31f352c6207ae3bcc36d7e3f --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137026303.txt @@ -0,0 +1,134 @@ +----- +--- 137026303 +>You know who else uses 4channel regularly and doesn’t leave the house?! +--- 137026339 +>>137026303 (OP) +my mom +--- 137026369 +So... How does the show hold up? I remember e few episodes being pretty neat but I never bothered watching the whole thing in order to see how it ended. +--- 137026392 +>>137026369 +Pretty solid and funny, imo. I thought the ending was pretty good, even if it was kind of sad. +--- 137026395 +>>137026303 (OP) +--- 137026436 +>>137026303 (OP) +And you know who else constantly browsers /co/? +--- 137026455 +>>137026369 +Still good and White Elephant Christmas is probably the funniest cartoon episode from anything in a long time +--- 137026499 +>>137026395 +OH NO! +--- 137026631 +You know who else likes black people…? +NOT MY MOM! +--- 137026691 +Do you know who else has dementia? + + +Do you know who else has dementia? +--- 137026713 +>>137026499 +MY MOM +--- 137027902 +>>137026303 (OP) +Huh, that explains a lot of things dude... +--- 137028141 +>>137026303 (OP) +--- 137028640 +>>137026303 (OP) +your mom? +--- 137028669 +>>137026455 +The end of that Christmas episode is probably my favorite joke of the whole show. +--- 137028692 +>>137026303 (OP) +Your Mother? +--- 137028707 +>>137026303 (OP) +I used to watch Regular Show, but I never liked this fat fuck. +--- 137028934 +>>137028707 +What about that flashback where he got buff during the Power Tower episode? +--- 137030341 +>>137026369 +It holds better than both gumball and adventure time, gumball became shit when they went too overboard with memefaces and self-aware humor and AT became shit when they went full into melodrama with IK's le sad backstory and eps with Finn simping/being sad for Bubblecunt and Flame Princess with ZERO fun or adventure which are much worse than Mordecai's simp eps +--- 137030941 +>>137030423 +>Wh-What? +--- 137031547 +>>137030941 +--- 137032044 +>>137031547 +Dude, is that Wheezer? +--- 137032159 +Anons pls rate CJ +--- 137032302 +>>137030423 +SAY THE N WORD AND YOU'RE FIRED +--- 137032430 +>>137032159 +Female Benson/10 +--- 137033648 +>Who scratched off my post bro? I didn't use my profile pic I swear. Benson, was it you? I-I wasn't really going to say it bro? Benson? +--- 137034247 +>>137026369 +It's unironically even better in hindsight +--- 137034424 +>>137030423 +What did I miss? +--- 137034438 +>>137026499 +>not oh no bro +You had ONE job! +--- 137034502 +>>137034424 +Something that never came to be. +--- 137034578 +>>137026369 +I enjoy it way better now that I am older +--- 137034664 +>>137030941 +Yo is that a Colaws reference? +--- 137034682 +I wish someone would make a compilation of muscle man's squeals +--- 137034905 +>>137034664 +Colaws? Like, co-laws? Aw man, there's more laws in the laws we have here! Even the justice system is all out of order! Uuuuuuggggghhh no wonder some weird crap always happens at the park... +--- 137035078 +>>137034905 +Yo dude Rigby chill. Hit this shit +--- 137035187 +>>137035078 +>Nah, I already got REAL power in the palm of my hand. Go ahead and try to smite me with all that grass in your wimpy wimpy veins, *snicker*, unless you want to taste the Death ~Punch~. SUCKA!!! +--- 137036607 +>>137026303 (OP) +Was the show really that regular? +--- 137037248 +>>137036607 +"It's anything but." +--- 137038181 +>>137032159 +she was too good for mordecai /10 +--- 137038256 +>>137026369 +I'm rewatching the show. It's generally good but the romance triangle gets pretty irritating +--- 137038278 +>>137032159 +>>137038181 +CJ fucking sucks, she tried to kill Margaret's parents because she was so paranoid. Mordecai obviously did some missteps but honestly, CJ was a future domestic dispute waiting to happen. Like fuck. +--- 137038467 +>>137032159 +qt +--- 137038594 +>>137032159 +Best character in the show and too good for Mordecry. +--- 137038669 +>>137026455 +>Season 6, Episode 9 +--- 137038886 +Who would win, Benson wearing the Suit or Skips with his gauntlets of justice? +--- 137039042 +>>137038886 +An unstoppable force vs. an unmovable object. I'd go with Benson if the suit had a sprinkler option that could short-circuit the Fists of Justice, but then again, Skips has the superior tactics, (upper body) physicality, experience, and overall strength. Then again, Benson could just go full inferno ball (if he was mind controlled or had a legitimate gripe against Skips) which might give him the edge. diff --git a/co/137027272.txt b/co/137027272.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..41a5f7da529e92e2616690181f23286614b9eba3 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137027272.txt @@ -0,0 +1,184 @@ +----- +--- 137027272 +Got twice as old basically off screen and hasn't been heavily featured in any series yet.Why? + + +Let's also talk about children who got born after the parents were introduced in comics. +--- 137027298 +>>137027272 (OP) +OYAKODON +--- 137027360 +>>137027298 +>OYAKODON +What? +--- 137027840 +>>137027272 (OP) +Can Mutants ever not be the worst +--- 137027866 +>>137027840 +What are you talking about ever not being the worst? +--- 137027905 +>>137027360 +Mother-daughter. +--- 137027910 +>>137027298 +Agreed. The Quicksilver miniseries that came out a couple years after this showed a early teen Luna. +So by now Luna should be 16ish and fully developed. +--- 137027931 +>>137027272 (OP) +(TToTT) +--- 137028204 +>>137027272 (OP) +Why would Crystal say 'God'? I thought they worshiped Kree gods, Inhuman ancestors or Terrigen itself? +--- 137028390 +>>137028204 +It's probably just because it's a common English saying. By my understanding Crystal has spent the most time of any royal family member of the Inhumans in what would be considered normal American Society or at least american superhero society.Also I think it's been in at least implied before she's a fan of American television. +--- 137028907 +Older than Ahura. +--- 137029049 +>>137028907 + Was he ever cute? +--- 137030119 +>>137027298 +>>137027360 +>>137027905 + What do you mean by that? Do you want a sex parody comic up the two? +--- 137030292 +>>137028390 +>It's probably just because it's a common English saying. +This. +I've been in the vtuber rabbit hole for nearly 2 years. Every single one, no matter how non-existent their English literacy, knows & uses "OH MAI GAH". +--- 137030417 +>>137027272 (OP) +I use MC kids as the litmus test for how the sliding timeline's holding up lel. +The rule of thumb still seems pretty consistently 10-15 years since Fantastic Four #1. Last I checked the older Power Pack kids were looking at colleges and the OG New Warriors were legally adults. Granted I haven't read anything since before War of the Realms; is Franklin being portrayed as a proper teenager yet? That's the next big benchmark IMO. +>>137028907 +TBF rapid aging was part of Ahura's powerset or something. I remember that JRJR-Nocenti Daredevil run getting storytimed. With the goat & the hill. +--- 137030725 +>>137030417 +>TBF rapid aging was part of Ahura's powerset or somethin +Lolno. +--- 137030810 +>>137030725 +Closest explanation we got for him going from a baby to a six year old in his second appearance +--- 137030861 +>>137030725 +You sure? He went from babby to prepubescent in like 2 years IRL time. +Ah, fair enough: +>Ahura grew unnaturally quickly (due to the Terrigen Mist)[1] +[1] cites an issue of a mid-90s spin-off event tie-in lel. So no wonder it flew under the radar. Neat of a comic in that spot to actually give enough of a shit to try and answer old plot threads though. +--- 137030926 +>>137030417 +>I use MC kids as the litmus test for how the sliding timeline's holding up lel. +It isn't. The start of Krakoa was just dated as starting at 10 years from the formation of the X-Men. + +Good fucking luck making that shit work, lmao. +--- 137031603 +>>137030926 +So still with in that 10-15 year threshold since the Marvel Age started. +Sounds like a consistency to me. +--- 137031604 +>>137030926 +The start of Krakoa was never dated, X as ten was an approximate number +--- 137032063 +Oh OH funny little sliding timeline detail that I forgot to mention in >>137030417 + +"MC" is important. + +John Byrne talked about it in Sensational She Hulk with an old 50s character Blonde Phantom, but that was an openly shamelessly meta series so maybe doesn't count for much. + +It wasn't the first example of it happening though. I read every single Thor issue once and there's a 60s Lee/Kirby story where some thug goes to jail and Thor hypnotizes his poor gaslit ho' with Mjolnir it was a different time into forgetting all about him and going on to live her life. Which wouldn't be remotely memorable. Except that an issue 20 years LATER was about the thug getting OUT of jail, vowing revenge on Thor, going back to his ho'... and being shocked to find she was a fat middle-aged house wife. Funniest shit. +--- 137032084 +>>137032063 +Forgot to attach the She Hulk example Google turned up. +--- 137032139 +>>137027272 (OP) +She and Valeria could be a cute lesbian couple +--- 137032167 +>>137032139 +Sir those are children. +--- 137032225 +>>137027272 (OP) +She might come back when the Inhumans do. Writers tend to like writing teens more than they do kids. Part of the reason age ups are so common. +--- 137032328 +>>137032225 +This talk of Luna's age is just reminding me how fucking maddening it was that they officially explored Lockjaw's origin a few years ago and it WASN'T the kino option they'd implied in one of her first stories. +--- 137032351 +>>137027272 (OP) +When the inhumans relaunch come she should be a boy aka trans kid, really fit for the inhumane part or the america reality +--- 137032638 +>>137032139 +>Valeria +Who? +--- 137033076 +>>137032351 +Fuck's sake is this shit living in /co/'s head rent free too? I've homesteaded another board the past few years and they're goddamn obsessed. +--- 137033117 +>>137032638 +Luna's mother's first boyfriend's niece. Considering Luna shares nothing alike her father Pietro, they could even be secretly blood related... +--- 137033309 +>>137031603 +Not really. X-Men needs about 20 years for their chronology to work, and that's ignoring the necessary time crunches to make some characters fit. DPS through Inferno can't have lasted much longer than 3 years tops. But at the same time the O5 era needs to last at least 3 year and the reprint era needs to cover 4. +--- 137033448 +>>137033309 +X-Men worked pretty fine under the 4:1 timescale rule, it was even called Kitty Pryde scale back in the days because it was just so consistent whenever they mentioned her age once every a few years +--- 137033501 +>>137033309 +Eh granted I've steered far far away from X-Men since getting into actual comic continuity to avoid just killing myself. But this doesn't sound like anything too insurmountable. I'd presume you're basing the math off of the length of a school application X how many new classes there have been, but then why in the hell would the reprints "NEED" to be four? Since nothing happened I'd have thought you could squeeze that into a month. +--- 137033590 +>>137033448 +Actually yeah I'd meant to mention Kitty specifically but forgot. She debuted a 3rd of the way into current Marvel history at what, 14yo? And she's easily in her 20s now. +...nevermind the image said it for me kek +--- 137033788 +>>137033448 +Kitty is still on the Kitty Pryde timescale, as she debuted at 13 in 1980 and is currently in her early 20s in 2023. + +>>137033501 +Beast was on Avengers and Iceman on the Champions during that era. Bobby in particular needs it to span years as it's the time period he attended college and got his degree. +--- 137033798 +>>137031604 +>The start of Krakoa was never dated, +It was just recently. A book said 10 years into the timeline and then showed Xavier in his Krakoa design. I'm being generous by assuming that was the start of Krakoa and not just the current time. +--- 137033930 +>>137031603 +>So still with in that 10-15 year threshold since the Marvel Age started. +Firestar alone breaks that fucking timeline. +--- 137033960 +>>137033798 +The X-books can't decide how long Krakoa has lasted. +--- 137033969 +>>137033788 +See I figured it'd be something like that. Applying real-world logic to one detail of one character's (mostly) off-panel life. +Wasn't Champions only like 17 issues anyway? Was he even featured anywhere in the multiple years between that ending and his stint in the Defenders? ALL of which was after the reprint era had already ended. I dunno, it seems especially easy IMO to tweak the timeline of a character like Bobby. He graduates college while on a super team, or spedrun through some special cram course, or both. It'd be no less ridiculous than any serialized superhero's regular life. +--- 137034005 +>>137033930 +how so? Teen-to-legal seems perfectly plausible. Or do they cite specific ages that don't line up. +--- 137034176 +>>137033969 +The problem with that is there was no sliding timeline in early Marvel, and trying to apply that sort of ignoring contextual timespans completely breaks things apart. Under the shortest possible timeline, Kitty Pryde isn't old enough to drink and Karma is older than the O5 except for Beast. +--- 137034220 +>>137034005 +She literally has a fucking masters, despite taking time off school for hero shit. And it's been years since she graduated. + +She was 13 in the 80s. Not enough compression in the fucking world to account for her. +--- 137034553 +>>137033117 + I remember somebody saying they ageup her brother around the same time as Luna and it might have been to ship the two because it was the same comic book writer.What if all three of them got into a sexual relationship? +--- 137035575 +>>137034553 +>>137033117 +--- 137036737 +Bump +--- 137038516 +>>137027272 (OP) +Whatever happened with her? +--- 137039091 +>>137034553 +>>137034553 +Anon Franklin has always been older than Luna, he was born in 1968 and Luna in 1981, that's approximately 3 years apart in age by Marvel time. It was confirmed by Luna saying she's 6 in 2008. The gap is only much bigger now after Franklin's aging up +--- 137039220 +>>137030926 +Spider-Man and Cyclops were both said to be roughly 28, that makes it at least 13 years since it started. +--- 137039251 +>>137030417 +Franklin and everyone in the FF outside of Thing and Torch aged a lot outside of Earth’s flow of time, you can’t use him anymore. In any case he also aged so slowly compared to all the other kids. diff --git a/co/137027732.txt b/co/137027732.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1b872473742a00875c4e789e24b094c3028c2c09 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137027732.txt @@ -0,0 +1,753 @@ +----- +--- 137027732 +Are there any /co/ movies or comics inspired by Christianity? They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel. +--- 137027757 +>>137027732 (OP) +If you really believed he was God would you post him basedfacing? If you really believed he was God would you accept an actor who probably has bad morals like most actors and in any case is not a perfect god-man playing him? Cool idea though, that would really trigger the libs. I bet all the Jews would be like crying wojack and the leftist trannies would ack themselves. +--- 137027875 +>>137027757 +>trigger the libs +Please go back +--- 137027885 +>>137027875 +It's an accurate description of the motivations of 4chan Christians. +--- 137027907 +>>137027757 +Why are you so triggered by a funny art of Jesus and his bros? To answer your silly question, God is behind everything, meaning God is ultimately behind the selfie image of Jesus posted in the OP. +--- 137027955 +>>137027732 (OP) +Actual good media? Prince of Egypt and Veggie Tales. +--- 137027960 +>>137027732 (OP) +Dogma. +It is /co/ because Kevin Smith. Also it is just really good. +--- 137027980 +>>137027757 +I personally wouldn't post anyone retard dreamwork s o y based cringe jack facing but I don't think God or Jesus ever said they don't want depictions of them. +--- 137028025 +>>137027732 (OP) +There’s the action Bible +--- 137028028 +>>137027907 +>God is behind everything so I can do whatever I want +Not how it works. + +>>137027980 +>what is the second commandment +--- 137028074 +>>137028028 +"You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments” +--- 137028132 +>>137028074 +>for I the LORD your God am a jealous God +isn't envy one of the seven deadly sins? maybe this god guy should start practicing what he preaches +--- 137028151 +>>137027732 (OP) +--- 137028159 +>>137028132 +Holmie, little chief, chef man; the 7 deadly sins were made up by a dude named Dante to tell a cool story. Actually, I don't know if he made them up but I can say for certain he is the reason they are so well known now. +--- 137028209 +>>137028159 +yeah I know, the bible also doesn't actually mention hell, or satan, or half of the stuff people like about it. My point was that particular line comes across as strange from the moral barometer of the universe. +--- 137028215 +Reminder that tradlarping is antithetical to 4chan. +You cannot be a regular on this pedophile racist rage filled site and also pretend to be le based pious Christ warrior. +--- 137028222 +>>137028215 +show me the verse that says "no cunny" +--- 137028247 +>>137027732 (OP) +I can’t prove it, but I feel like Hilda was inspired by Christian values. +--- 137028255 +>>137028209 +Old Testament God was still working things out, given that His "chosen people" constantly went against His word, and decided that they could trick God. +--- 137028260 +>>137028215 +its just people who want attention. i don't believe anyone who frequents here is traditionally religious irl. i refuse to believe it. such a person would know this place is a lost cause and just not bother with bringing up their religion. +--- 137028263 +>>137027732 (OP) +>They should do a movie for each apostle writing their gospel +Anon...you don't know much about Christianity, do you? +Even if you accept that the gospels were written by the people with their names on them (and even the church admits that's probably not the case, it's just tradition) the gospels were written long LONG after the events they portray. Your series would be a sequence of old men writing alone in a dark room. +--- 137028282 +>>137028215 +>you can't be on my sekret le club 4chan and be a good person because...you just can't, okay! +--- 137028288 +>>137027907 +Where did matt dillahunty touch you? +Show me on the doll. +--- 137028314 +>>137028255 +>Old Testament God was still working things out +A fundamental feature of all three abrahamic gods is being unchanging and infallible. +--- 137028316 +>>137028282 +You can be a good person, but not a pious person. It's like going to pornhub everyday and virtue signaling about Jesus in the comments section. Makes no sense. +--- 137028321 +>>137028255 +I genuinely don't understand how anybody who ACTUALLY reads the bible can genuinely believe any of the wacky shit that happens in it. I get the why you would WANT to and I regularly larp as a believer online, but my god what were those ancient niggas smoking? +--- 137028357 +>>137028321 +part of me thinks the biggest religious larpers on this site were never raised religious and are doing it as a sort of born again thing. +--- 137028363 +>>137028321 +The key is not to read it. +You let someone else read it and then tell you what it means, no pesky thinking involved. Other than that you just presume that what you think is what god thinks. +By any strict reading of the bible abortion is A-OK and there's no way to claim that homosexuality is a sin at the same time as saying eating shellfish is ok. +--- 137028387 +>>137028314 +I mean the Old Testament and the New Testament kind of make a show of the change though, God comes down to Earth as a human, which He wasn't before, to live the life of a human, which He hadn't to that point, and then forgives the sins of all humanity by dying as a human Himself. +--- 137028401 +>>137028357 +bingo +--- 137028403 +>>137028387 +jesus was the son of god. he sent his only son to die for man's sin not himself. +--- 137028407 +>>137028282 +>>>he thinks he's a good person +--- 137028408 +>>137028387 +>But an unchanging god is inconsistent with scripture +Yeah. It is. +A lot of scripture is contradictory. +--- 137028418 +>>137028403 +He also didn't have a son before. +--- 137028435 +>>137028363 +no im not even talking about that shit. + +i mean bible niggas ACTUALLY believe people can get eaten by a whale and just be fine after. +also what the fuck was up with god telling that dude to kill his kid? +--- 137028440 +>>137028407 +>he thinks he isn't +>mfw no face +--- 137028452 +>>137027732 (OP) +all /co/ media is christian media, christianity is omnipresent in the west +--- 137028454 +>>137028435 +No, see, everything that sounds implausible is a metaphor. That way the bibble makes sense!! +--- 137028458 +>>137027732 (OP) + What about a animated series about all the number Crusades following a fictional family over generations of them including the stack of Constantinople. +--- 137028469 +>>137028440 +You clearly not if you're a larper and browse this site. +--- 137028470 +>>137028452 +I thought the meme was that /co/ media was satanic propaganda to make kids cut off their dicks? +--- 137028471 +>>137028321 +it's all alegories bro. +--- 137028474 +>>137028403 +No, anon, jesus is god in human form AND god's son. +It's very simple: +God created man without knowledge of good and evil and forbade him from eating the fruit of knowledge (of good and evil). Adam and Eve, not knowing right from wrong, were tricked by a snake into eating the fruit. This pissed off god who then doomed humanity to live without his grace forever. Also he ripped off the snake's arms and legs so hard that all snakes are limbless forever. +Later on he decided he needed to forgive humans, but just forgiving them wasn't an option because ??????? so he impregnated a woman with himself and then sacrificed himself to himself in order to forgive man. +--- 137028475 +>>137028454 +nah you're going full redditor now, im just goofin on the biblebros. +--- 137028486 +veggietales +--- 137028487 +>>137028435 +Through god all things are possible, even surviving in a whale +--- 137028490 +>>137028471 +>>137028475 +samefag pls +--- 137028495 +>>137027732 (OP) +I think the original Devilman manga is even more interesting if the reader has religious knowledge +--- 137028496 +>>137028288 +Who is Matt Dilahunty? +>>137028028 +>Not how it works. +The universe and all in it is God. Literally exactly how it works. The Kingdom of God is within all of us. +--- 137028519 +>>137028074 +It's not a carved image, it's a drawing. Does God want to strike down the Sistine Chapel too for artfully depicting Him and his works? Why does a simple artful drawing of Jesus trigger so many fedoratippers? Some anons react to images of Jesus the same way vampires react to garlic. +--- 137028522 +>>137028471 +>>137028487 +WHO DO I BELIEVE +I DON'T WANT TO BURN FOREVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH +--- 137028531 +>>137028496 +>The atheist experience sucks! +>Who's Matt Dilahunty? +Lmao +--- 137028544 +>>137027907 +>god is just santa for adults +This, but unironically. +--- 137028547 +Its the end of the world as we know it... +And I feel fine.... +--- 137028550 +>>137028522 +There's something like 200 different christian denominations +Hope you pick right, motherfucker +--- 137028577 +>>137028544 +god's my dad in a fake beard? +--- 137028593 +>>137028519 +Anon I was just answering the question the previous anon had asked. If you follow the line of thought you'd see that I actually agree with you. I mean not on the carved image or drawing part, I think the distinction is pointless to make, you just shouldn't make images of animals or people or things and start worshiping them like you would God. Worship God, not things, is the message. +--- 137028618 +mathematically speaking +you should believe +--- 137028623 +>>137028593 +Jesus was definitely not white, anon +You are, in fact, worshipping a false idol +--- 137028630 +>>137027732 (OP) +there was the hanna barbera vhs tapes that are adaptations of various books and theyre all on youtube i remember watching, i dont recall how good they are but they looked better than most of hb's output if i remember correctly, also rob paulsen's in it +--- 137028641 +>>137028618 +Pascal's wager breaks down very hard when you consider multiple and contradictory denominations and religions +--- 137028884 +>>137028623 +What are you even talking about? You're making leaps here. I can imagine God as anyone I want, but I don't pray or commit worship to those thoughts, I pray to God directly. +--- 137028912 +>>137028215 +I argue the true spirit of 4chan is contranism. This place has no principles aside from chaos and discord. In that regard, tradlarping is fitting, for the time anyway. Church attendance is down. More and more people are reporting to be "irreligious" in surveys. People barely care if the president is protestant or not. Don't mistake me for thinking this is genuine. I doubt much, if any of it is. It's merely another mask of Eris. +--- 137028975 +>>137028884 +> I can imagine God as anyone I want +Absolutely heretical. +--- 137028996 +>>137028912 +Ehhhh +It's more that this site has been flooded with outright antisocial people since moot put /pol/ back up for ad revenue and sold the site to hiro/nendoroid +--- 137029001 +>>137028618 +>>137028641 +I suppose it's still better than taking none? At least you'll have a chance instead of an absolute zero. +--- 137029007 +>>137028215 +You can't demoralize the autistic leftist, good try tho. +--- 137029008 +>>137028975 +Literally anyone that can think can do that though, if they are capable of visualizing things. It doesn't mean anything. +--- 137029040 +>>137029008 +Anon if you imagine god as something he isn't and then pray to what you imagined that is directly against commandments one and two +--- 137029054 +Prince of Egypt was and will forever remain the best religious film. +--- 137029099 +>>137029040 +The point is that you don't pray to the images, you can imagine for the sake of imagining anything, it isn't what you pray to though. You pray to God. +--- 137029112 +>>137028074 +It applies to art in general and you guys make carven images anyway, or at best don't treat it as a moral/religious issue when other people do. And you can't wave away the first part "thou shalt not make" with the second "thou shalt not bow down" if that's what you're trying to do. It doesn't say "thou shalt not make graven images that you bow down to" it says "thou shalt not make graven images...thou shalt not bow down to them". Making images is condemned and then bowing down to them is condemned. + +>Does God want to strike down the Sistine Chapel too for artfully depicting Him and his works? +If He wanted to strike it down it would be struck down but I'm sure He's not happy about it. The art in the Sistine Chapel doesn't even follow the standards Catholics demand of modern art, there's nudity in it and it literally depicts God the Father. And you guys literally do bow down to your images. +--- 137029130 +>>137029112 +>>137028519 +--- 137029145 +>>137029099 +>It doesn't count as long as I call what I pray to "God" +That is absolutely not how it works in any abrahamic denomination +By your logic praying to a golden calf you call god is not heretical +--- 137029177 +>>137029112 +The sistine chapel has one of the biggest "fuck you's" to religion in history. +It's safe to say that if the christian god exists he's not a fan. +--- 137029198 +>>137029145 +Anon I feel like there is some fundamental misunderstanding we are having, and I'm not really sure how to explain what I've tried to say better. I am going to try though. +So you know how sometimes a character from a cartoon will get re-imagined for the reboot? Okay well you wouldn't pray to either of those things, because they are a character from a cartoon, and not God. +Now, God has been depicted a lot of different ways, but you wouldn't pray to those depictions, because they are just depictions, not God. +--- 137029223 +>>137029177 +Even if it didn't that painting would be blasphemous. Can a perfect, transcendent Being who's ontologically superior to us and who deserves our worship and devotion be contained by the image of a bearded old man in the clouds (who looks suspiciously like Zeus and the other Dyeus Pater derived Indo-European gods btw)? No and it's self-evidently an insult to Him to try so why do it? Might as well paint God as a rat or a cockroach or a monkey. This kind of retardation fuels atheism too, people see this stuff and assume Christians are retards praying to an anthropomorphic old dude in the sky. +--- 137029236 +>>137028618 +what if God doesn't respect pascal's wager? +>My faith isn't from some deep rooted love for the life gifted to me from a higher power, I just don't want to be punished! +--- 137029238 +>>137029198 +You're praying to a god of your own invention. +--- 137029280 +>>137027732 (OP) +https://youtube.com/watch?v=pGgo31Z3CUM [Embed] +--- 137029450 +Keeping the thread on topic and ignoring the bitching faggots arguments, The Miracle Maker is underrated /co/ kino. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMyDAr7qoW0 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV8vb9svEW0 [Embed] +>Decent stop motion. +>Mixes in traditional animation throughout giving you both worlds. +>Gets a bunch of big British actors for the cast to give it some class. +>Starring Amon Goethe as Jesus. +--- 137029457 +>>137027732 (OP) +Plenty enough that you don't need to make a thread with AIslop that's for sure +--- 137029514 +>>137028403 +Do you not understand how the Trinity works? God is simultaneously the son, father, and the holy ghost. +--- 137029533 +>>137028593 +What if I am posting these jesus meme to prostheletize and spread the word? Then would God allow it? +--- 137029544 +>>137028314 +Is that why Jews still sacrifice animals in a temple? +--- 137029553 +>>137028623 +Looking at a meme isn't worshiping a false idol +--- 137029574 +>>137029223 +What if God is simply happy at the effort? He knows we are too weak and ignorant to fully comprehend Him, let alone paint an accurate image, but He appreciates the intent behind it. +--- 137029601 +>>137029544 +No temple, nowhere to sacrifice. If the temple is rebuilt, the blood sacrifice starts again. +--- 137029619 +>>137029533 +I mean God isn't going to come down and stop you. Plus, if you truly believe in God and Jesus, and believe He died for your sins, you're pretty set anyway as a Christian. +--- 137029652 +>>137029601 +You should not call killing animals blood sacrifice. +--- 137029670 +>>137029652 +>You should not call the definition of a blood sacrifice a blood sacrifice +Uhhhhh why +--- 137029671 +>>137029544 +>religion is contradictory! +What a revelation! +--- 137029692 +>>137029574 +What if god is a muskrat? What if god hates humans inherently? What if god is a fifth dimensional space elf? +You're just making shit up +--- 137029697 +>Its another gaytheists regurgitate points that were misinformed hundreds of years ago +Wow... it's almost like Jesus was the fulfillment of the law and made sacrifice unnecessary or something... +--- 137029725 +>>137029697 +Cool, so Leviticus is kaput and gays are ok to marry, right? +--- 137029728 +>>137027757 +>actor +That's an AI generated image lmao +--- 137029785 +>>137029725 +Well technically no, jesus defined new rules for marriage very explicitly into the gospels. However most churches don't even follow those that's closely so frankly getting up in arms about gays is kind of a lost battle tbqh. +--- 137029815 +>>137029725 +Anon they've been getting married for a while now. +--- 137029844 +>>137029785 +>Jesus defined rules of marriage +Not quite, he said a few things in response to pharisees, but in doing so he also pointed to the laws of genesis so that kind of fucks up your whole "he fulfilled the law" argument. +--- 137029906 +>>137029844 +No, in his sermons he talked at length about marriage and divorce. You'd know this if you had any idea what you were talking about. +>He proved he was proficient in the original laws when he was being questioned by the teachers of the law. This somehow undercuts one of the fundamental doctrines of christianity! +You are genuinely too stupid to continue talking to. Last (you) from me +--- 137029913 +>>137029725 +Nobody said that +--- 137029938 +>>137027907 +Pretty true though. +--- 137029940 +>>137029906 +>in his sermons he talked at length about marriage and divorce +it wasn't at length, and it was in response to the questioning of the pharisees +Don't throw stones in your glass house. +>ok he fulfilled the law so it doesn't count but also it does +nice doublethink +>>137029913 +>nobody ever said Jesus made the rules of leviticus no longer count +Except for most major christian denominations, but ok - good to know men and women aren't equal, a baby isn't a human until after a month of life, and slavery is super cool (unless the slave is a jew) +--- 137029985 +>>137028618 +You should believe me instead there's actually a giant goat in the sky that will punish you after death if you don't do the things I say are morally correct. +What now, Pascal faggot? +--- 137030045 +>>137029906 +>He proved he was proficient in the original laws when he was being questioned by the teachers of the law. This somehow undercuts one of the fundamental doctrines of christianity! +NTA but where does the original law say that man is the master of the Sabbath or that no food is unclean or that the punishment against fornicators and adulterers shouldn't be carried out except by sinless people? He actually didn't follow the original law if you're only going by the Bible we have today and he's shown to have preached a new law. And in the Protestant theology of substitutional atonement, he needs to have fulfilled the entire law perfectly to have been an umblemished scapegoat so this is a real problem for you. +--- 137030073 +>>137030045 +Yeah well he was popular so it's okay. +It's funny though that if he truly was god then that means god lied in the first place to the jews about their messiah. +--- 137030093 +>>137030073 +Given how Jews are depicted in the Bible I am pretty sure that if He had sent them a messiah they would have killed him. +--- 137030108 +>>137030093 +>Given how Jews are depicted in the Bible +As God's chosen people? +You may be confusing a Mel Gibson movie for the bible. +--- 137030122 +>>137030108 +They literally constantly break His commandments and laws through the entire Old Testament. The good ones are the exception to the rule in almost every story. +--- 137030164 +>>137030122 +Anon the old testament contains more than Moses and the desert. +--- 137030171 +>>137029692 +God created muskrats so in a way he is. +--- 137030173 +>>137030164 +Yeah. +--- 137030186 +>>137029652 +Killing animals is blood sacrifice. Judaism is built on blood sacrifice. The word blood is in the Torah more than any other word. The first Jew was instructed by God to sacrifice his own son. +--- 137030202 +>>137029938 +--- 137030213 +>>137030164 +>>137030122 +Solomon and David also broke commandments. Solomon even started worshiping pagan gods. All Jewish heroes in the Torah are flawed and tend to have tragic downfalls or die in misery +--- 137030220 +It's funny how most of the questions in this thread are easily answered by Islam +>>137029692 +because an animal or a human have those forms due to biological reasons, God is not like anything in this universe, we can't logically understand what is something that is outside the laws he created. +--- 137030229 +>>137030164 +Moses slaughtered 10k Hebrews in the desert when he came down from Sinai and saw them worshiping a golden cow statue. He also ordered the genocide of the midionites in the land of Canaan. +--- 137030237 +>>137029938 +I'm this anon >>137027757 and you're more deluded than he is. About "imaginary" things, by which you mean immaterial things or things that can't be proven by the material sciences, you believe in them too, everyone has to in order to engage with the world in a rational way. There's no way to empirically prove that our experience of the world or our rational faculties are reliable in the first place, you have faith in that. There's no such thing as a totally objective, empirical worldview that's free of epistemology, ontology and axioms which can't be proven via the scientific method or even via philosophy. +--- 137030243 +>>137030220 +All is God and All is One. Simple as. +--- 137030348 +>>137030229 +You think that's bad you should see how many died when God got pissed off. Moses was trying to fix the problem before God showed up. +--- 137030413 +>>137027955 + +There was also a prairie dog cartoon from the 00's that was weirdly good. +--- 137030476 +>>137030237 +>abstract concepts are the same as claims of an existing being +No. They aren't. +The concept of gods unquestionably exists. +God does not exist. +>but the scientific method assumes our senses and logic are not deceived! +Yep. So? +--- 137030525 +>>137030476 +In the beginning was the Word and God. So the Holy Spirit is basically just the laws of the universe, God is the force that enacts them, and Jesus was an update patch because we fucked up and the program wasn't working properly. +--- 137030559 +>>137030525 +cool headcanon bro +--- 137030733 +>>137030559 +God told it to me :^) +--- 137030918 +>>137027732 (OP) +Honestly I would watch a new Dreamworks style Bible story as long as it was well made and entertaining or moving before preachy. +--- 137030997 +>>137028531 +I don't know your retarded zoomer e-celebs on twitch, fedora-anon. +--- 137031016 +>>137027732 (OP) +One of my personal favorites is Hunchback of Notre Dame. It takes place in a cathedral, so there’s a lot of religious theming that some people might ignore or miss just because they have assumptions about Disney. + +There’s Prince of Egypt, if you’re okay with a strictly Old Testament story. Also I’m sure there are several Noah’s Arc cartoons out there. + +If you’re okay with anime, I recommend World Masterpiece Theater’s Sound of Music adaptation, Trapp Family Story. It’s not a story taken from the bible but imo it’s still very Christian. The main character is a former nun and that has a lot of bearing on her life’s story. Also anime is Osamu Tezuka’s In the Beginning: The Bible Stories. It’s another case of mainly Old Testament stories, but it does end with a Nativity episode. + +It’s not feature length, but one of my favorite Christmas shorts is Small One. It involves the Nativity without just being a straight Nativity story itself. + +And Don Bluth is Mormon, so if you look for it, you can probably see that having a certain impact on his work, though that of course is much more up for interpretation and not as overt. +--- 137031090 +>>137031016 +Oh and I forgot about Joseph King of Dreams. It’s kinda like Prince of Egypt’s unofficial direct to video prequel. +--- 137031348 +How 'bout the one where they scare the bejeesus out of your kids then show Chernabog crumple at the tolling of the morning church bells +--- 137031425 +>>137027757 +>hurr durr you can't draw/portray Jesus doing something mildly humorous +Sorry for my strawman, but it's not blasphemous after all. +--- 137031445 +>>137031348 +That’s a good one, and its entire second half that comes up after the monsters go away is severely underrated. +--- 137031461 +>>137030476 +>abstract concepts are the same as claims of an existing being +If by Being we specifically mean a Being like God then they are the same in the sense that both are beyond any kind of empirical verification. +>but the scientific method assumes our senses and logic are not deceived! +>adding exclamation marks to make your opponent look angry +So any insistence that every claim has to be empirically verifiable is hypocritical and retarded since the scientific method can't even verify itself via itself, it's built on philosophy. If we want to prove or disprove God, philosophy is the battleground that has to take place on. But 90% of atheists don't seem to understand that they use philosophy and faith too or that the material sciences don't have any applicability to metaphysical questions. You just keep asking for "proof" without defining what proof is and trotting out 20 year old snark like sky daddy and invisible friend. +--- 137031496 +>>137030879 +Wouldn't be technically heretical? +--- 137031548 +>>137028222 +Matthew 18:6 English Standard Version 2016 (ESV) +but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea. +--- 137032273 +>>137028321 +>larp +>online +Mutually exclusive terms. +--- 137032438 +>>137027732 (OP) +The Spectre +--- 137032791 +>>137031461 +>If by Being we specifically mean a Being like God then they are the same in the sense that both are beyond any kind of empirical verification. +This has nothing to do with the distinction between an abstract concept (the idea of a square) and instantiations of that concept (a square) +>Asking that claims be empirically verifiable is unfair because we could be brains in a jar +lol fuck off retard +--- 137033096 +>>137032438 +This, 100% unironically +Ostrander wanted to become a Catholic priest so it goes into secular beliefs and ideas that have been discussed for centuries, and not just the low hanging fruit of "if god real why bad thing happen?". +--- 137033140 +>>137030997 +woosh +--- 137033275 +I have never seen so many atheist nerdvirgins triggered by one /co thread. +--- 137033302 +>>137032246 +Is this comic about Jesus btfoing the other pantheons in hand to hand combat? What other pantheons does based Jesus beat down? +--- 137033430 +>>137032791 +>Asking that claims be empirically verifiable is unfair because we could be brains in a jar +Wasn't my point at all, my point is that the empirical sciences have nothing to say about what's fundamentally a philosophical question. +--- 137033453 +>>137032791 +Also God isn't an instantiation of a category called "being" that we also belong to, as usual you people know nothing about theology. +--- 137033459 +Christianity is just Messianic Judaism +--- 137033466 +>>137033459 +and? +--- 137033511 +>>137027732 (OP) +I'd love +>The Adventures of Noah +that covered all of his adventures of his 950 years of life. +--- 137033538 +>>137033466 +Christians are Jews. +--- 137033545 +>>137033538 +and? +--- 137033552 +>>137033430 +>Wasn't my point at all +But yes it is, it's the basis of your claim that empirical sciences aren't reliable and so philosophy must take over. +> God isn't an instantiation of a category called "being" +No, he's an instantiation of the concept of a god. You need to work on your reading comprehension. I already laid this out extremely plainly: +The concept of a god or gods indisputably exists. +The instantiation of that concept (ie an EXISTING god) does not. +I urge you to read Hume because you're stepping on his toes. +--- 137033691 +>>137029728 +Even more satanic +--- 137033720 +>>137033552 +>But yes it is, it's the basis of your claim that empirical sciences aren't reliable and so philosophy must take over. +Where did I say the empirical sciences aren't reliable? I said that we have to realize that they're based in philosophy and faith, that empiricism isn't empirically verifiable and I said that the empirical sciences have no place in metaphysical philosophy, they have nothing to tell us about it. I never said that they're worthless when it comes to the fields they're actually meant to work with. I'll defer to a chemist when I want to know about bases and acids but his chemistry degree doesn't qualify him to say a thing about ontology. +--- 137033853 +>>137033538 +Christians are Israelites, Jews are Muslims are Edomites, King James made them the same thing in his 1611 bible because he wanted to take the Spanish colonies and territories with his English bible targeting a largely new phenomenon, the printing press and educated masses (it didn't require being learned in God's language [Ancient Greek and occasionally Hebrew] that Catholics required); before then you would have to go to pastor to know what exactly you were worshiping and he would translate it into English/Spanish/German/etc. + +King James plan was to sew chaos in the Catholic Church (the KJV that the newly educated masses can read literally says different things than what the pastor says) to get the "smart" persons to denounce the Catholic Church and the Kingdom of Spain and join his, AND ALSO by making Jews and "Moors" (Muslims in Spanish territories) able to be saved under his bible to stop the whole "religious persecution" of them (he needs all citizens to work together of the good of his Kingdom and colonies, not killing one-another); Moors and Jews had been persecuted by the Catholics for a millennia or so and so King James thought it would be easy to convert them as part of his 2-fold attack to rule the world by conquering the Kingdom of Spain sneakily (use gaslight bible to trick "smart" Catholics into converting to his church and getting the Jews and Moors to rebel against Spain): it was a total failure, however, whomever happened to owned the printing presses for no reason at all decided it was best to mass produce the bible that said Christians = Jew and get it indoctrinated everywhere, despite there being other English bibles (notably the Geneva bible popular with early American settlers who fled for religious reasons before King James commissioned his Bible and split from Catholicism) to the point of this very day where the KJV is one of the most popular bibles in the world and found at every dollar store (with the NIV for similar reasons). +--- 137033863 +>>137033720 +>where did I say it's unreliable? +>empiricism isn't empirically verifiable +lmao you don't even understand the point you're trying to make, which isn't by any stretch of the imagination a new one. +You also seem to be assuming that an ontological proof of god wouldn't be convincing to an empiricist, which it would be. The problem is one doesn't exist. + +Again, I urge you to read Hume. You're treading ground that is centuries old. +--- 137034179 +>>137028209 +What in the world? Seriously, please read the Bible and stop being one of these people who say garbage like this just because they read about it in some /pol/ infographic. You don't even need to believe in it, just stop with this wilful ignorance. +Satan +>2 Corinthians 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. +>Romans 16:20 And the God of peace shall bruise Satan under your feet shortly. The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. Amen. +>Revelation 12:9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. +>Matthew 16:23 But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men. +>Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. +>Luke 10:18 And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven. +Hell +>Matthew 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell. +>Revelation 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. +>Luke 12:5 But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him. +>Mark 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched. +>Job 26:6 Hell is naked before him, and destruction hath no covering. +>Psalms 86:13 For great is thy mercy toward me: and thou hast delivered my soul from the lowest hell. +--- 137034241 +...anyways babygirl is so cute +--- 137034266 +>>137028316 +>>137028215 +--- 137035236 +>>137028469 +>>137028912 +>>137028215 +>larp +>online +Once again, these things are mutually exclusive. +--- 137035533 +>>137027732 (OP) +>They should do an MCU style series where each apostle gets a movie that focuses on their gospel. +What you gotta do is make a movie in a successful genre first, like horror. Let's make one about alien necromancers and we can use the money from that to fund the 12 apostles movie. +--- 137035678 +>>137034179 +Hell isn't eternal torment like fundies want you to believe. However, it's as important not to lose your soul because of who Jesus is and what he offers us. The gift of God is eternal life, sinners won't be given this gift just to be tortured forever. A loving God wouldn't do that and because of his love we don't need to be threatened to believe, but still urgently need to repent if we understand. +--- 137035841 +>>137029001 +Unless the REAL god only sends people that didn't believe in him to heaven and everyone else goes to hell +It's just as likely as any of the other options +--- 137035870 +>>137034179 +now read other translations and about why they use different words in the same passages + +>2 Corinthians 11:14 and no wonder -- for even the Adversary doth transform himself into a messenger of light; + +>Matthew 10:28 And be not afraid of those killing the body, and are not able to kill the soul, but fear rather Him who is able both soul and body to destroy in gehenna. +--- 137035881 +>>137035678 +>>137034179 +Satan is a title. It basically means prosecutor or accuser. It is not a name. +Hell is a purposeful mistranslation of Gehenna, an actual physical place the tribe outcast people to. +--- 137035944 +Can omniscient and free will coexist? +--- 137036075 +>>137035944 +If someone can see into the future but doesn't share it with anyone does that mean free will doesn't exist? +--- 137036153 +>>137035870 +No. This isn't going to work on me, because I know Koine Greek. +>καὶ οὐ θαυμαστόν· αὐτὸς γὰρ ὁ σατανᾶς μετασχηματίζεται εἰς ἄγγελον φωτός. +>καὶ μὴ φοβηθῆτε ἀπὸ τῶν ἀποκτεννόντων τὸ σῶμα, τὴν δὲ ψυχὴν μὴ δυναμένων ἀποκτεῖναι· φοβήθητε δὲ μᾶλλον τὸν δυνάμενον καὶ ψυχὴν καὶ σῶμα ἀπολέσαι ἐν γεέννῃ. +And for good measure... +>καὶ ἐβλήθη ὁ δράκων, – ὁ ὄφις ὁ μέγας ὁ ἀρχαῖος, ὁ καλούμενος Διάβολος καὶ ὁ Σατανᾶς, ὁ πλανῶν τὴν οἰκουμένην ὅλην, ἐβλήθη εἰς τὴν γῆν, καὶ οἱ ἄγγελοι αὐτοῦ μετ᾿ αὐτοῦ ἐβλήθησαν. +>>137035678 +>ΑΠΟΚΑΛΥΨΗ ΙΩΑΝΝΟΥ 21:8 τοῖς δὲ δειλοῖς καὶ ἀπίστοις καὶ ἐβδελυγμένοις καὶ φονεῦσι καὶ πόρνοις καὶ φαρμακοῖς καὶ εἰδωλολάτραις καὶ πᾶσι τοῖς ψευδέσι τὸ μέρος αὐτῶν ἐν τῇ λίμνῃ τῇ καιομένῃ ἐν πυρὶ καὶ θείῳ, ὅ ἐστιν ὁ θάνατος ὁ δεύτερος. +--- 137036218 +>>137035944 +No +>>137036075 +Yes + +If it's possible to see or know the future that means the future is determined, which means what appear to be choices are simply dominos falling in a line. An unbroken causal chain. + +A better question to mull over is what "free will" even entails. Where in the decision making process does it come up? There's the information you know about the two choices, the outcomes you foresee, maybe a moral judgement, but what part of it is "free will?" +--- 137036254 +>>137036226 +I'm not even a Christian, anon. Just a language nerd who gets annoyed when people say bald-faced lies about words written in old books because they don't line up with their views. +--- 137036270 +>>137036153 +>>137036254 +If you're such a language nerd why don't you know that it's Gehenna and not Hell +--- 137036296 +>>137036153 +Where in Revelation 21:8 does it say they burn forever consciously? Second death means their souls are annihilated. They die. They don't continue to be tortured. +Anyway, Revelation is debatable heresy. To me it reads like Quran on shrooms. It adds nothing to the bible and claiming to be a prophet of the future is a huge red flag, especially considering the context and political implications of the text in question. Only He knows the future. +--- 137036416 +>>137036218 +Free will isn't some Schrodinger's cat bullshit where the act of observation nullifies it. +--- 137036466 +>>137036416 +That's a total non-sequitur +I'm asking for a real description of what free will is. +When I make a decision by exercising my free will, what part of that process is it? +If you can't even describe something how am I to know whether it exists? +--- 137036469 +>>137036075 +Yes. Your actions are set in stone and you can't do a thing to against this absolute future. +--- 137036518 +>>137028623 +Levantines can be pale +--- 137036538 +>>137036270 +Alright. Since you want to split hairs so badly, let's look at what the Bible says of Gehenna. +>Jeremiah 7:30-31 For the children of Judah have done evil in my sight, saith the LORD: they have set their abominations in the house which is called by my name, to pollute it. And they have built the high places of Tophet, which is in the valley of the son of Hinnom, to burn their sons and their daughters in the fire; which I commanded them not, neither came it into my heart. +>Jeremiah 19:2-6 And go forth unto the valley of the son of Hinnom, which is by the entry of the east gate, and proclaim there the words that I shall tell thee, And say, Hear ye the word of the LORD, O kings of Judah, and inhabitants of Jerusalem; Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, the which whosoever heareth, his ears shall tingle. Because they have forsaken me, and have estranged this place, and have burned incense in it unto other gods, whom neither they nor their fathers have known, nor the kings of Judah, and have filled this place with the blood of innocents; They have built also the high places of Baal, to burn their sons with fire for burnt offerings unto Baal, which I commanded not, nor spake it, neither came it into my mind: Therefore, behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that this place shall no more be called Tophet, nor The valley of the son of Hinnom, but The valley of slaughter. +>Jeremiah 19:15 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will bring upon this city and upon all her towns all the evil that I have pronounced against it, because they have hardened their necks, that they might not hear my words. +What people should be getting up in arms about is the mistranslation of Hades and Sheol, which truly are different from Hell. Unlike those two, the translation of The Valley of Hinnom to Gehenna, and Gehenna to Hell is a natural one. +>>137036296 +Not in Revelation 21:8, but in Revelation 20:10. +--- 137036651 +>>137029236 +>bearded old man in the sky +how is this depiction any different to zeus or jupiter +--- 137036696 +>>137036469 +So what difference does it make from the present looking back at the past? +--- 137036788 +>>137036696 +The past already happened while the future hasn't happened yet. If an omniscient being exist then they would know every decision you'll make and every thought you'll have before your grandparents were even born. +--- 137036872 +>>137036788 +So what difference does it make to the non-omniscient? Time could just be another dimension, just one continuous motion. +--- 137036940 +>>137035944 +Better to read actual apologetics like the Summa Theologiae than to ask such a difficult question on /co/ of all places. That is if you're actually interested in getting an authentic, philosophically Christian (Aristotelian) view on things, and not just some random guy's takes. +https://drbo.org/summa/question/08301.htm +https://drbo.org/summa/question/08300.htm +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUNdssaYms0 [Embed] +--- 137037086 +>>137036872 +Doesn't matter if non omniscient beings are aware or not it won't change the fact that they do or think was predetermined, which means that they aren't carving out a future for themselves and are just walking down a path that was laid out for them. +--- 137037111 +>>137036940 +I'll take a look at this. I've already seen some Christian answers on this question before and non of them seemed to add up so I'll give this one a shot. +--- 137037170 +>>137027757 +>sees friends having fun +>thinks of soijaks +Actual mental illness +--- 137037192 +>>137036538 +>the translation of The Valley of Hinnom to Gehenna, and Gehenna to Hell is a natural one +No it isn't +The valley of hinnom is a physical place surrounding Jerusalem +--- 137037216 +>>137036940 +>apologetics +Or you could read actual philosophy +--- 137037243 +>>137028215 +That's why I'm not pretending +--- 137037282 +>>137036940 +>man must have free will, otherwise punishments or exaltations would have no effect +This is already absolute nonsense, an ancient conflation. They're essentially defining free will around the objections despite that definition of free will being neither satisfactory nor biblically accurate. Fucking crows have a capacity for logic but no Christian would say crows have free will. +--- 137037500 +>unironically debating philosophy +LMFAO. literally even conan the barbarian was smarter than you nerds. +"Let teachers and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content.” +--- 137037524 +>>137037500 +Excellent demonstration of why the argument posed in >>137033720 has no meaning Mr Conan. +--- 137037555 +>>137027742 +Actually we made him up to explain things we didn't understand. +--- 137037593 +>>137031548 +Genesis 1:28 reads, "And God blessed them. And God said to them, 'Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it, and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth. '" "Be fruitful and multiply." + +Not a sin. +--- 137037974 +So we just gonna forget HIM? +--- 137038200 +>>137027732 (OP) +>196 replies +>no one's mentioned christkino +--- 137038330 +>>137038069 +Keep laughing, motherfucker. +--- 137038556 +>>137038279 +this picture looks old and yet i have never seen it before. i havent laughed this hard in a very long time anon, thank you for sharing this. i will treasure it. diff --git a/co/137028021.txt b/co/137028021.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..492fd14548295a7b4ef934deec859d532cb11046 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137028021.txt @@ -0,0 +1,204 @@ +----- +--- 137028021 +I miss her so much bros +--- 137028099 +>>137028021 (OP) +She sometimes gets an arc in the online Spider-Verse Unlimited Infinity Comic. But I don't think its the MC2 version, especially after DeFalco's backup story from the 1st Spider-Verse differentiating MC2 and Spider-Verse Maydays. I say this because she has organic webshooters in the Infinity Comic. +--- 137028131 +>>137028099 +At least this Mayday's dad is alive. But after End of the Spider-Verse book, he should have been revived non-the-less. +--- 137028175 +>>137028131 +But the art does reference late MC2 lore with April and such +--- 137028196 +>>137028021 (OP) +Best to leave her in the past. It's a good thing Marvel wants nothing to do with her. What Slott did was merely a sample of what Marvel would do to her. +--- 137028290 +>>137028196 +>Best to leave her in the past +And that's why period piece Limited Series are better stories/depictions of characters compared to their contemporary released ongoings. Just look at: +DeMattis' Ben Reilly: Spider-Man compared to Wells' Beyond Arc +Marz' Silver Surfer Rebirth compared to what editorial did with Surfer during Annihilation Omega +Her arc from Infinity Comic feels closest to DeFalco/Frenz +--- 137028402 +>>137028290 +>period piece Limited Series are better stories/depictions of characters compared to their contemporary released ongoings +If Marvel wasn't run by pantsonthehead retards, it'd be the opposite. +--- 137028691 +>>137028402 +What's really retarded was that Wells got a ghostwriter to do the Ben Reilly scenes pre-Chasm turn. So there are new writers that understand these characters but editorial put asshats like Wells and Lowe in charge. +Pic Related: Look at these pages and ask yourself if Wells wrote this. Plus the little details like Ben taking off the Scarlet Spider colored blue sweater to reveal his Spider-man costume. +--- 137028715 +>>137028402 +>If Marvel wasn't run by pantsonthehead retards +I'll make a wish of equal likelihood: I want to have a trillion dollars and a pet dragon. +--- 137028743 +>>137028691 +>"I'm not a bad person" +>Turns into a bad person by arc's ending +--- 137028765 +>>137028743 +--- 137028803 +>>137028765 +--- 137028817 +>>137028021 (OP) +--- 137028823 +>>137028803 +The ghostwriter at least knew his Ben Reilly lore and did their best with the shit Wells served up +--- 137028838 +Ted Kord is technically a legacy character +--- 137028861 +>>137028402 +>If Marvel wasn't run by pantsonthehead retards +Reminder that editorial removed Ben from the Sin-Eater/Kindred arcs even though Norman's sins were a big factor in both Peter's and Ben's lives. +--- 137028878 +>>137028021 (OP) +We miss her because she wasn't run into the ground with shitty stories. +--- 137028891 +>>137028021 (OP) +Hope they reprint her omnibuses soon. I think volume 3 released recently this year +--- 137029795 +>>137028099 +Might be a case of writers fucking up and Editors not giving a shit. +>especially after DeFalco's backup story from the 1st Spider-Verse differentiating MC2 and Spider-Verse Maydays. + +Especially if you consider his Spider-Verse Mayday refers to her little brother as Benny instead of Benjy, she knows Darkdevil is Ben Reilly's son since she refers to him as "cuz". + +You can just chalk it up at this being yet another version of Mayday. if Defalco ever gets to write her again he'll probably ignore all this shit and just pick up were he left of. +--- 137029858 +>>137028196 +Maggs Visaggio was furiously pitching a comic with Mayday to Marvel Editors and they never accepted it so we dodged a bullet there. +>>137028290 +>compared to what editorial did with Surfer during Annihilation Omega +What did they do to him? +--- 137029920 +>>137028021 (OP) +>I miss her so much bros + +At least a version of her exists in Spider-verse + +With this, I suspect she'll gain a LOT of popularity and it'll eventually force Marvel to bring her back into the limelight +--- 137029963 +>>137029920 +>movies does not equal comic demand +Look at gotg and ironman, hell mile's book is already dropping from the top 20 in comic rankings +--- 137029974 +>>137028021 (OP) +Let her rest anon. Better to be buried on high note than brought back and raped by today's hacks. +--- 137029989 +>>137028021 (OP) +What were so great about these comics? Weren't they aimed at teen girls and contained no lewd fanservice? +--- 137030101 +>>137029989 +Batman Beyond type stuff: legacy hero who can stand apart from Peter Parker while still being connected to him, has her own rogues gallery with their own bullshit rather than recycling nothing but oldies. +--- 137030142 +>>137028175 +I mean, it's obvious a MC2-compatible alternate universe. + +Similar enough to sell it as "MC2" especially to the editors but different enough that it's easy to reveal the actual MC2 universe is still well and safe. + + +>>137028691 +>>137028765 +>>137028803 +those scenes REALLY made harder to swallow the whole Chasm turn. + +The writing wasn't the best in all issues, but they really GOT the key-scenes for the characters. + +coupled with >>137028861 I'm honestly thinking Editorial kept the whole Chasm thing a secret from at least some of the writers + +I can totally see them thinking "Let's have writers do their best to portray Ben in the best possible way so EVERYBODY will be surprised when he goes bad and the surprise will sell us SO MANY COPIES!" +--- 137030151 +>>137029963 +But don't forget that marvel does pull that shit from time to time. Look at when Winter Soldier & Falcon released, Marvel had a John Walker limited series. Look at Pic Related and tell me that there isn't attempts at MCU synergy with the comics. +--- 137030180 +>>137029989 +>>137030101 +Its more than that. DeFalco was EiC during Clone Saga but was fired 1 year into the story. MC2 was basically a continuation of the original planned idea of the event. +--- 137030197 +Second person narration is unreadable +--- 137030265 +>>137030151 +Why did he murder all those norwegians? +--- 137030269 +>>137029920 +wait is that supposed to be Mayday thought it was Annie +--- 137030285 +>>137030269 +I am so bored and sick of the multiverse in capeshit +--- 137030293 +>>137030269 +I ask this cause Mayday was always depicted with brown eyes like Peter while Anna was depicted with blue/green/turquoise eyes like MJ. +--- 137030298 +>>137030269 +Directly calls her Mayday. It's just Mayday in the main Marvel universe was always a redhead. +--- 137030324 +>>137030293 +yes, basically everybody did their best to SLIGHTLY differ Spiderverse Mayday from MC2 Madyday: +MC2 Mayday is USUALLY portrayed with clear eyes. +--- 137030403 +>>137030285 +>sick of the multiverse +Its kinda of part of Spider-Girl's lore though. With her starting out as an What-If character, getting the MC2 book, then having a version of her pop up in Paradise X (where she's Ben Reilly/MJ's daughter) +--- 137030426 +>>137030403 +she's not BEN's daughter. + +She's PETER-IS-THE-CLONE's Daughter. +--- 137030502 +>>137030426 +>Ben-Who-Was-Peter-All-Along lived +This is why I like multiverse BS sometimes. +--- 137031260 +>>137028021 (OP) +You are not the only one, my friend. +--- 137031617 +>>137028196 +This. +Sometimes dead is better. + +t. Pym fan. +--- 137032682 +*sigh* marywh0recucks... +--- 137032946 +>>137030269 +>>137030293 + +The one in Spider-Verse seems to combined the two somewhat + +Its confirmed her name is Mayday but she's clearly referencing Annie in her design +--- 137032988 +I'm going to kill him. +--- 137033040 +>>137030293 +>>137032946 + +Her early concept art looked way closer to the actual Mayday despite still being a redhead +--- 137033224 +>>137032682 +Butthurt ESL schizo still butthurt, I see. +--- 137033311 +>>137030293 +MC2 Mayday has been depicted with blue eyes most of the time. +--- 137033679 +Everyone else on \co hated her, but I liked her. +It might help that I only read her own series, and not Spider-Verse. +--- 137034812 +>>137028823 +God I'm still pissed Wells dragged a great scene through the mud to justify Chasm +--- 137034842 +>>137028861 +>Cut Ben, the only one of those pictured who actually knows Norman +>Also cut the scene where Peter goes and talks with Matt while he's in prison +--- 137034894 +>>137028021 (OP) +She was cool. +--- 137036419 +>>137028021 (OP) +I do miss her too. +--- 137038642 +>>137037306 +Does he count? +--- 137038649 +>>137028021 (OP) +Lmao, I thought this was Peter Parker serving cunt. diff --git a/co/137028574.txt b/co/137028574.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ecbb27be1b224cbe359ef5a1d9d2d1bf6e376598 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137028574.txt @@ -0,0 +1,134 @@ +----- +--- 137028574 +What's next for /co/'s favorite hmong heroine? +--- 137029119 +>>137028574 (OP) +If we're lucky, she'll stay out of Joshua Williamson's hands. +--- 137030023 +>>137028574 (OP) +She's in that new Stormwatch team. +--- 137030401 +>>137028574 (OP) +why is wyald behind her +--- 137030808 +>>137030023 +Doesnt Midnight and her basically have the same powerset? Enhanced physical attributes, healing and precognition. +--- 137031674 +>>137028574 (OP) +SHE'S HMONG???? +--- 137032623 +>>137030023 +>Eidetic Kinesthesia +what +--- 137033663 +Hmong people are disgusting monkeys +--- 137033668 +>>137031674 +OP's a mong +--- 137034363 +>>137028574 (OP) +i love Rose +--- 137034384 +>>137033638 +Who's the guy? +--- 137034573 +>>137034384 +isn't Bruce's gay best friend created by Tynion IV in his bad run on Batman? +--- 137034925 +>>137034384 +>>137034573 +Close, that's Phantom-One, Ghost-Maker's failed Robin experiment, he's kinda like his Jason in a way. +--- 137035392 +>>137028574 (OP) +Hot and sweaty sex with me in particular. +--- 137035406 +>>137028574 (OP) +My BWC so long as I don't get Slade coming after me +--- 137035669 +>>137035392 +what, is Damien gay now too? why else would he walk away from the opportunity to be hmonged +--- 137035697 +>>137035669 +>what, is Damien gay now too? +no, not yet anyway +--- 137035713 +>>137035669 +he had a crush on that zombie girl. +--- 137035745 +>>137035669 +He's not gay, just autistic like his father. +--- 137035778 +>>137035669 +Rose is in her early 20s while Damian is barely a teenager. He's looking at girls that are more age appropriate. And Rose can't decide if she wants Jason or Dick, it changes with every writer. +--- 137035825 +>>137031674 +I had no idea. If only someone had told me. +--- 137035845 +>>137035778 +Dick if written by Priest, Jason if written by Williamson and Tim if written by Johns +--- 137035893 +>>137035778 +>Rose can't decide if she wants Jason or Dick +I just assumed she wanted both, but Jason is more attainable, everyone wants Dick after all. +--- 137036087 +>>137035778 +and Tim +>oh, pussy, that's disgusting, get off of me +--- 137036750 +I wish she'd get hmong my dick +--- 137037833 +sex with rose +--- 137037865 +>>137035778 +>>137035893 +The entire point of Jason is that nobody would ever pick him as a first choice in his entire life, not even his own parents. He's supposed to be the substitute, Bruce never would have picked him off the streets if Dick hadn't left. Once Dick came back to the Batfamily, Bruce fully moved on from Jason. + +Which is supposed to make Jason a foil to Tim, who is supposed to be Dick's successor in every way, until fucking Damian came into the picture and overstayed his welcome. + +I think it'd be best to keep Rose carrying a torch for Dick. Female characters almost never benefit from a romantic relationship in the long run, so if she's just pining for Dick, then we don't have to worry about a shitty romance arc. Kinda like Katana. + +>>137036087 +Oh great. More rape. White dudes are like crack to Asian women in the DCU, if only real life were so. +--- 137038112 +>>137037865 +>until fucking Damian came into the picture and overstayed his welcome. +lmao seethe +--- 137038125 +>>137037865 +It's her way +--- 137038133 +>>137035845 +It's kinda funny how everyone jokes that Babs is the Bat-Family bicycle, when in reality it's Rose. +--- 137038283 +>>137037865 +Joke's on Rose, she wasn't Jason's first choice either. +--- 137038442 +>>137038283 +It's not like Jason is the one who choose, Barbara dumps him in this comic. +--- 137038475 +>>137037865 +Damian means absolutely nothing to Jason, and Dick would ruin Rose like he did before. +--- 137038520 +>>137035669 +His goth gf is Flatline. +--- 137038532 +>>137036087 +Haven't read this since it came out, but I thought Rose tried this because Cassie rejoined the Teen Titans and was going to kick her out. She grew up in her mom's brothel in NYC, securing her position through sex is on brand. +--- 137038832 +>>137038475 +Damian is the herald of the end times. If DC had competent editors, then Damian never would've been created. Or rather he'd be a fake out who turned out not to be Bruce's real son after all. Tim used to be the anchor of the Batsquad. When Dick and Damian exiled him, the Batsquad completely lost its direction. Damian murdered people as Robin too, yet Dick just forgave him for no reason. That garbage snowballed into the mess we have today, with Red Hood and Harley Quinn prancing around freely murdering dozens of people. + +Frankly Stephanie Brown is part of the problem, and she should've stayed dead too. Almost any fan back then would've told you that she was selfish, foolish, blundering idiot who got herself knocked up by some random guy. She was exactly the same as Jason. The Batsquad used to have standards, they used to be qualified professionals, everyone brought some skill or resource to the table, and now any thug or crackbaby can join them for "muh redemption". + +Rose Wilson is the "Jason" concept done right: she was a screw-up from a screwed-up family, she learned she was wrong, and she was taught to follow the rules the right way under the mentorship of Nightwing and Tim's Titans. She had an evil phase because she was brainwashed like Raven and Jericho were, not because she murders for fun like Damian and Jason. +--- 137038996 +>>137038832 +I agree with everything you said, but unfortunately DC makes mistakes, and by the way Rose will be another killer, just like Ghost Maker, Red Hood and others who live passing through Gotham and Batman doesn't arrest +--- 137039016 +>>137038832 +>Damian murdered people as Robin too, yet Dick just forgave him for no reason. +This literally never happened. +>Rose Wilson... was a screw-up from a screwed-up family +Rose was a victim. Rose was a perfectly normal girl. +Wade showed up and murdered her mom and her friends. +Then he showed up years later to murder her adopted family. Only it turned out he was hired by her dad who wanted to manipulate, drug, and brainwash her into becoming a little mini-me. diff --git a/co/137029133.txt b/co/137029133.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..04de185a2f1c6dd727bb6edbbf29d881a2dac492 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137029133.txt @@ -0,0 +1,785 @@ +----- +--- 137029133 +>Everyone is on model +>Miss Bellum is back +We're going to be eating good soon, PPGbros. +--- 137029189 +>>137029133 (OP) +that's a lot of mediocrity for one image. +--- 137029194 +>>137029133 (OP) +>We're going to be eating good soon +How soon tho? McCracken's PPG revival hasn't even been greenlit yet. +--- 137029203 +>>137029133 (OP) +>Madame Foster and the Mayor +Interesting +--- 137029212 +>>137029194 +It actually was greenlit like a month ago +--- 137029267 +>>137029212 +proof? +--- 137029273 +>>137029133 (OP) +Has anyone noticed how fluid and thin his art style has gotten since Wonder? So different from the PPG days. + +>tfw Craig went to Calarts +--- 137029494 +>>137029273 +Craig was definitely one of the stronger artist to come out of that whole UPA/HB-inspired cartoon movement of the Y2K period, at least when compared to guys like Butch Hartman, but it seems his style has only gotten better and more fluid as time went by. Not sure if Wonder Over Yonder caused this but Wonder's design seemed like it was almost made to be animated fluidly so maybe. +God, I love this image. Any of you Zoomers into the whole Y2K aesthetic/style study this. You can tell that there's a 3-dimensional shape in many of these flat designs. Look at Frankie and Ms Bellum. You can tell they are made of solid forms, same goes with the cat Cheese is holding onto +--- 137029552 +>>137029133 (OP) +This image makes me happe +--- 137029614 +>>137029494 +This is the absolute opposite to the Steven Universe's character design philosophy. You can apreciate the composition, the shapes, the volumes. +--- 137029928 +>>137029133 (OP) +I just hope the PPG revival doesn't look like 2009 PPG Rules. + +And it's nice to have confirmation that Bloo is the villain of its series. +--- 137029976 +>>137029133 (OP) +>Nucleus Exhibit +--- 137030039 +>>137029133 (OP) +Wait a minute is this a new ship? +--- 137030052 +>>137029203 +People always forget that the mayor is already married, the showrunners themselves also forgot. +--- 137030062 +>>137030052 +His flirting with Bellum was better anyway +--- 137030081 +>>137029133 (OP) +They better bring back Sedusa and the RowdyRuff Boys (aside from a 3 second cameo to mock them like the reboot did) this time, otherwise the anime version would be the only one aside from the OG series to have all the classic villains +--- 137030095 +>>137029133 (OP) +>>137030081 +--- 137030143 +>>137030081 +>>137030095 +--- 137030162 +What made the previous reboot so bad? +--- 137030172 +>>137030081 +People often forget that Sedusa doesn't appear much in the original series either. + +I hope the Boys stick with their redesign of the Savino seasons because the original sucks ass. +--- 137030221 +>>137029494 +tuna sandwich (the cat) is from kid cosmic +--- 137030234 +>>137030172 +She was the main villain of 3 episodes but shows up in a total of 11, mostly as cameos +That's more than the Amoeba Boys +--- 137030254 +>>137029133 (OP) +poor Tuna, constantly manhandled by annoying yellow spergs +--- 137030282 +>>137030234 +>That's more than the Amoeba Boys +The same amount actually, they are even the villains in one of the What a cartoon shorts. +--- 137030294 +>>137030234 +Meanwhile anime Sedusa is the main villain of 5 episodes (one teaming up with Princess) +--- 137030299 +>>137030062 +The only time I remember that was when it was actually Sedusa. +--- 137030304 +>>137029133 (OP) +> No Dominator + +ONE JOB, CRAIG +--- 137030334 +>>137030282 +They're only the main villains of 3 episodes tho, just like Sedusa but they do have more eps as main antagonist if you count Whoopass stew and crime 101 +--- 137030342 +>brownwashed Bellum +It's over +--- 137030346 +>>137029133 (OP) +So how about that new webm clip of the Teen Powerpuffs with no big lipstick that we have develop on. Is it ready? +--- 137030375 +>>137030304 +Yeah, he did that on purpose because she stinks :^) +--- 137030378 +>>137030162 +Animation errors, cringey humor, plotlines were weak, girls and everyone acted out of character/downgraded versions and a slew of other issues. +--- 137030389 +>>137029133 (OP) + +I thought he was making Christian Cartoons! Are the Power Puff Girls going to know save everyone by asking them to accept Jesus Christ into their hearts? +--- 137030398 +>>137030375 +Yeah, maybe he needs Ms Keane, to do the work for him. +--- 137030437 +>>137030304 +I'm glad she's gone, because she sucks. +--- 137030456 +>>137030389 +Yes +And if they don't accept then they'll beat Jesus into their hearts +Literally +--- 137030497 +>>137029133 (OP) +Madamme Foster giving bedroom eyes to the mayor +--- 137030500 +>>137029189 +That's your reflection on the screen, you retard. +--- 137030536 +>>137030304 +good, she's the worst main wander character +--- 137030537 +>>137029133 (OP) +Whats that brown thing at the top? +--- 137030539 +>>137030081 +Dance Pantsed was the last decent Powerpuff-related project. Fingers crossed Craig's new series makes it through development, and SOON. +--- 137030552 +>>137030294 +>>137030334 +--- 137030566 +>>137030143 +>>137030539 +>>137030552 +--- 137030625 +>>137030304 +Shit you're right. Disgraceful. + +And is it just me, or does Wander look a tad weird? He's not as cute as usual. +--- 137030686 +>>137029133 (OP) +I want to see some PPG 2016 villains drawn in the classic style to see if that'll improve their designs for me. I look at some of the characters and feel like the designs are workable, but maybe the current artists couldn't do it. +--- 137030736 +>>137030686 +Yeah, that's probably not happening. You can't just improve their designs and call it a day. You'd also have to make their characters actually likeable and good. Something which almost all the villains of the PPG 2016 are not. +--- 137030780 +>>137030736 +I liked the idea of a social media themed villain. I would have made her some tech inspired spider who's obsessed with getting people into her "Web" to use them as batteries to charge her electronics. +--- 137030797 +>>137030625 +The way his hat is drawn kinda reminds me of Craig's early sketches of the character. +--- 137030837 +>>137030052 +They never said the mayor wasn’t still married at least in the original series he didn’t care for his wife. Don’t know shit about that terrible reboot, but in the original he could’ve just not cared he was married. +--- 137030956 +>>137030686 +I can't find it, but there's definitely a redraw of a few 2016 villains that was floating around the threads back when the reboot was running. You might be able to find it in the archives. +--- 137030980 +>>137030162 +1) Shockingly stiff animation and designs (even more awkward than SU, which at the very least had the ingenuity to take inspiration from anime) +2) Total misuse of flat digital colors (you always have a unifying color palette for every major location in RS or AT) +3) It sounds obvious, but man oh man, the Plebbit humor. It also steals jokes from other CN shows like Apple & Onion, Uncle Grandpa -underrated- and Gumball. Plus it has this condescending “I’m better than thou” delivery that makes you wanna vomit +4) Why would you bring a superhero-themed comedy series back from the dead when TTG is already the most popular show on your network? +5) Speaking of TTG and the like, it makes zero sense for PPG to “deconstructs” itself because Townsville still operates under certain logical in-universe rules. It’s playful with the tropes it is using, sure, but it never gets fully parodic (unless I’m misremembering some episodes). +Same thing goes for Foster’s, it's a nice throwback to madcap WB/Merrie Melodies stuff -I know /co/ loves to dunk on it but hey the bus episode is comedy gold-, Wander often plays like a Hannah-Barbera/DePatie-Freleng episode, Kid Cosmic feels fresher than 90% of capeshit because it’s unapologetically fun, straight-forward, knows where to get emotional plus it successfully mixes other unsuspected outsider influences -Bagdad Café, The Last Starfighter, Tintin, etc.- +6) It’s a cartoon directly made for the adults who have grown up with PPG. They already expect the audience to get all the inside "jokes". +7) I could have forgiven all this shit if only Ms. Bellum appeared just once. The fact she was scrapped for PC reasons even though she was THE voice of reason is beyond infuriating. That’s gross incompetence. + +Besides, does anyone know if Craig has ever publicly talked about his feelings on the 2016 re-boot? If I were in his shoes, I would have looked for the nearest rope and chair +--- 137031022 +>>137030162 +Incompetence +--- 137031071 +So who'll voice Professor Utonium? Stroke destroyed Tom Kane something awful. +--- 137031072 +Bring back Paul Stec for the revival, cowards! +--- 137031109 +>>137030980 +>It sounds obvious, but man oh man, the Plebbit humor. It also steals jokes from other CN shows like Apple & Onion, Uncle Grandpa -underrated- and Gumball. Plus it has this condescending “I’m better than thou” delivery that makes you wanna vomit +Bubbles going YAAAAAAS should have totally been used ironically. Her sisters should have told her to stop after the first time, but she'd occasionally say it anyway as an intentionally annoying gag. Intentionally annoying like Spongebob or the main character from The Mighty B where its endearing. +--- 137031179 +>>137030980 +>Besides, does anyone know if Craig has ever publicly talked about his feelings on the 2016 re-boot? +Iir he merely said something along the lines of "I'm not responsible for this. That's all CN/WB." +--- 137031194 +>>137030162 +Quite literally everything, somehow. The whole thing was made by clueless people who managed to make the exact wrong decision every step of the way, from not rehiring a bunch of the original VAs to actual turbo retarded shit like getting rid of actual strong female role model Sara Bellum because she didn't fit their vision. +It's kind of rare for a show to have absolutely 0 redeeming factors, honestly. Most modern CN shows don't appeal to me like SU, Craig of the Creek, We Bare Bears, etc. but for all of those things, I'll still at least say that the background art is nicely done. I can't even say that about PPG2016. +--- 137031246 +>>137031194 +>The whole thing was made by clueless people who managed to make the exact wrong decision every step of the way, from not rehiring a bunch of the original VAs to actual turbo retarded shit like getting rid of actual strong female role model Sara Bellum because she didn't fit their vision. +Her name, and large hair, was a direct reference to the kind of role she played. She was the brain, the thinker in the dynamic of her and the mayor. + +And they did it in a way where she wasn't controlling or an asshole about it. She was just essential. + +You see how much the mayor cared for her and how much she cared for him. And they never made it seem like she was just tits and an ass. +--- 137031539 +>>137029189 +Kill yourself industryfag. +--- 137031634 +>>137030342 +>brownwashed +Her complexion in the show was always tanned orange/peach and neither are brown you goddamn idiot +--- 137031655 +>>137029494 +>Not sure if Wonder Over Yonder caused this +In a way, it might have. McCracken was already experimenting with a more 'comic strip' style long before that series went into development with Disney. It's only fitting that he went all in on the aesthetic with Kid Cosmic. Shit looked amazing and very different from his previous works. +--- 137031803 +The way how Craig draws the Fosters gang is so fucking SOULful, HOLY SHIT +--- 137031949 +>>137030566 +--- 137032017 +>>137029189 +Back in my day trolling meant something. +--- 137032047 +>>137029928 +Yeah, same. I just watched that special literally yesterday, and while I did enjoy it for what it is, the pacing and animation was not my cup of tea, and the art style was kinda off in a few situations + +I really miss the OG look of the cast, namely the girls, with the more lanky shapes to their design, made them look far more striking instead of the bigger headed, chibi like modern look. +--- 137032051 +kid cosmic moar liek mid cosmic +--- 137032101 +>>137032051 +Kid Cosmic was the cartoon ever. +--- 137032216 +>>137032051 +>>137032101 +Yeah it was pretty alright. Didn't dislike it but never really fell in love with it. All I can say for sure is that Craig learned from WOY and knew what the fuck he was doing when he made the deal for only 24 episodes, considering how Netflix animation started getting nuked around the time this show ended. I feel like it easily could've been another situation where the planned ending never made it in due to behind the scenes shit. +--- 137032255 +>>137031803 +I wish that show looked half as good as this drawing. + +>>137032047 +The humor in that special is also much more wacky than in the original series. I personally prefer the designs from the movie going forward, but I hope they can find a good balance in the designs, at least McCracken said he would do that with Mojo. +--- 137032369 +>>137030162 +Literal definition of soullessness. It might as well been entirely fabricated by AI. +>Outdated meta humor +>Removal of beloved characters because the show was "too woke" to use them +>While being hypocritical and having almost every female OC they introduce be as curvy or even more pear shaped than Ms Bellum and Sedusa combined. +>Self insertion everywhere, namely with "Jared" """Goldmen""" +>Shitty forced friends added to the PPG, namely that fucking tranny pony that is obnoxious anytime he's on screen. +>Animation is god awful. A complete shitting on the OG series, especially after the movie where the show's animation got better. +>All the OC villains hardly exist or is either a shell of their old selfs or just shit, while their OC villains get all the spotlight, despite being inferior clones of OG characters. +>Makes a black forth PPG that's purple theme when we already had a forth purple PPG in the original that's so OP it feels like a Sonic OC, even comparing her to Silver because of her random psychic powers. + +I could go on forever. It was just Velma tier bad before Velma happened, and most of the really shitty crap Velma got flack for in Season 1 happened in later seasons in nuPPG so people didn't realize it got far worse than it premiered. +--- 137032415 +>>137029133 (OP) +If Miss Bellum is black, then so is that guy who looks like an hippie, huggin' on Professor Uterus and Mister Herriman +--- 137032450 +>>137030980 +>7) I could have forgiven all this shit if only Ms. Bellum appeared just once. +She did show up, twice in the show, but once in the very episode she went on "vacation" then another episode in like Season 3 in a flashback from the Major. +--- 137032478 +>>137032216 +I liked Kid Cosmic a lot, it just never swept me off my feet and I'll remember its triumphs just as much as I'll remember its shortcomings. +--- 137032929 +>>137031648 +Chris Savino ruins everything he touches. +--- 137032983 +>>137032047 +It's pretty well documented that PPGR! was supposed to be a 44-minute special but that CN, somewhat late in its making, ordered the special be cut into half its length. I presume wasn't enough time to rework the plot while preserving a slower pace or to do a brand new plot that better fit the 22-minute run time better. + +As for the animation style, Criag was an early fan of puppet rig animation and if I remember correct, he said he would've done PPG puppet rigged from day one had the technology had been available back in the 90s. +--- 137033030 +>>137031648 +>>137032929 + +Was pathetic that he had to insert his own characters because the network kept rejecting his pitches in favor of him ruining Dexter and PPG. +--- 137033057 +>>137029133 (OP) + +Ms. Bellum face reveal soon? +--- 137033237 +>>137032983 +>As for the animation style, Criag was an early fan of puppet rig animation and if I remember correct, he said he would've done PPG puppet rigged from day one had the technology had been available back in the 90s. + +His early short series pre-PPG days, did look digitally animated so I can see where he's coming from. +--- 137033259 +>>137029133 (OP) + +Is Miss Bellum's ethnicity going to be retconned to being native american or latina? +--- 137033300 +>>137033259 +She looks the same. +--- 137033334 +>>137033237 +Puppet rigs for cartoons are great. You can do hybrid animation with a Toonboom rig, and 2D animation, so you can have the best of both worlds. + +>>137033259 +If she happened to mention some black/native/latina ancestry in an off hand comment, would that upset you? +--- 137033360 +>>137029133 (OP) + +Who's going to voice Professor and Mr Herrimen? +--- 137033383 +In case you missed out on his stylized pieces for the Gorillaz art book +--- 137033409 +>>137033383 +>stylized +polite way of saying lazily done. +--- 137033438 +>>137029133 (OP) +Extremely cringe OP +>It's on model!! +Pro tip, the way the PPG characters were drawn was impressive because what came before was mushy crap like GI Joe or the Carebears. There were rules for a cooler look, it wasn't just supposed to be on model for its own sake like previous shows. And the field should keep improving instead of applauding a single promotional image +--- 137033445 +let the dead stay dead. +at least the reboot strived to be different instead of trying to recapture the mediocrity that people got used to. +--- 137033483 +>>137033438 +boo boo, nigga +--- 137033484 +>>137033409 +More detail does not always mean better. It takes quite a bit of skill to make an appealing drawing using an economical amount of strokes +--- 137033502 +>>137032983 +Well, at least his work on Wander Over Yonder the tween animation at least looks smoothed and fluid, and not robotic and shit that most tweenshit looks like. So if he can mix that with PPG, I'll tolerate it. +--- 137033550 +>>137033438 +nice joke anon +--- 137033551 +#137033445 +>Defending nuPPG +Jared go and stay go, faggot +--- 137033580 +>>137033383 +I don't care for Noodlepuff, but everything else looks awesome. Did he really only do redraws for the book? Seems kinda uninspired desu +--- 137033583 +>>137029189 +SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE! +--- 137033666 +>>137029133 (OP) +Eh, the entire point of the exhibit is showcasing (and selling) some of the old art he did when he worked on those shows. It's very much all about the work he's done previously. That particular picture is just a poster they're handing out to people who go opening night. I wouldn't bother reading too much about what it could mean on how things will look for the upcoming reboot, especially with the consideration that if anything was done in a new style for the show and then shown off in the exhibit it probably would be breaching some NDAs. +--- 137033848 +>>137033666 +This. Still, it's nice to see *any* new art from Craig at all. And I'd like to believe the OP image in particular is the closest hint we have at how he'd approach his new PPG series stylistically should it go into production. +--- 137033940 +>>137029494 +>>137029614 +>flattened and flat are not the same thing +is this...art!? +--- 137033947 +>>137033848 +You know, it's kind of sad that these two are in this revival, since Lauren couldn't have her own show, she has to go back to her husband and Rob has already accepted that he doesn't want to do another show of his own. +--- 137033968 +>>137032415 +Anon... I admire the effort you put to compare Ms Bellum and Papa G skin color to prove she isn't black, but what made you do that unprompted? +--- 137034008 +>>137029133 (OP) +>no dominator +Bros.. +--- 137034023 +>>137030304 +You can't put everyone. Sedusa, HIM, and Stuck Chuck weren't there either. +--- 137034028 +>>137033947 +Yeah. I really hate that Lauren came so close to finally running an original show of her own, only for Netflix to pull the rug from right under her. The stuff we saw looked promising, too. + +>Rob has already accepted that he doesn't want to do another show of his own. +Really? +--- 137034053 +>>137029133 (OP) +>Hater imitating Mojo Jojo +>Sylvia and Peepers continue arguing +>Wander in the center of the entire image just vibing +All these years later and he still makes them so much fun +--- 137034082 +>>137032983 +>As for the animation style, Criag was an early fan of puppet rig animation and if I remember correct, he said he would've done PPG puppet rigged from day one had the technology had been available back in the 90s. +So he is basically George Lucas, has shit taste but the technology wasn't quite there yet to ruin his own work. +--- 137034108 +>>137034053 +I really fucking want to see if he was originally a space monkey or not +--- 137034150 +>>137034108 +That sequence showed scenarios that would occur in a Season 3? +--- 137034303 +>>137034150 +Yes, along with the ship. Which also made a tiny 2-second cameo in Future-Worm. I don't know what the context of this scene is because I haven't seen the show, but this is more or less the only glimpse of the third season (and whatever scenarios would've played out in it) we'll ever see. +--- 137034333 +>>137034303 +future worm was a fucking awful show. +--- 137034396 +>>137032255 +>>137032983 +The special almost came across as a throwback to how CMcC said he initially focused on gags and setpieces + +The race for key to the world plot was even recycled from a Whoopass Girls animatic + +https://youtu.be/y86M70etsEI?t=87 [Embed] +>>137033947 +>>137034028 +Faust has had so many chances for a long-lasting main project, I can't help but wonder if there's more to it +--- 137034885 +>>137033968 +The OP was gaslighting me. +--- 137034912 +>>137029133 (OP) +miss bellum’s half-face was craig's idea? +--- 137035020 +>>137029133 (OP) +Hey this seems like the go to Craig mckraken thread i have a question I’ve been wanting to ask but couldn’t find any info. Did Craig base the design/idea of wonder on Marvin Diggs, this 70s cartoon by Ralph bakshi. It might be me making a connection where there isn’t one but wonder and Harvey are both +>orange hairy hippies who like to make the world better +I’m not trying to say he stole anything but did he base the design or idea of wonder off Harvey? Here’s the link to the cartoon for anyone curious https://youtu.be/paA3d6pIwAk [Embed] +--- 137035077 +>>137030837 +he definitely hated his wife, he showed no hesitation in offering her to the criminals over miss bellum +--- 137035107 +>>137029133 (OP) +>cheese is there +it's over, craig is out of touch +--- 137035136 +>>137035020 +I've seen concept art iof Wander in some french blog. He looks much older and les innocent there, more a mellowed out hippie that I bright eyed happy guy +--- 137035172 +>>137034023 +>Stuck Chuck +He's currently Freed Sneed +--- 137035198 +I've been extremely disappointed in the professor and the girls for years now for doing what they did to Medusa since the day that unnecessary punishment first aired. Not only have I been disappointed but hurt as well since the professor used to be a huge role model for me. I hope this is mentioned sometime in the revival through an episode dedicated to her; she decides to go from evil to good after a particular thing happens, she tries and makes amends with society, the professor and girls see this, gradually they become friends, the professor and girls recall that one moment, they decide to make up for it on Medusa's birthday after seeing Medusa turned a new leaf by cutting their hairs and becoming bald, they show it to Medusa along with a birthday cake as a surprise while singing the birthday song, once they finish singing they tell her they're truly sorry for what they did that one time and that they decided to go bald in order to make up for it, specially after seeing how far Medusa had come. Dome thing Lika that would be nice. +--- 137035261 +>>137029133 (OP) +Didn’t one Wander episode state that Sylvia is 10 feet tall? unf +--- 137035363 +>>137035261 +Ten of whose feet? +--- 137035510 +>>137030686 +tried my hand at the gorilla +--- 137035563 +>>137035510 +Nice work man. +--- 137035650 +>>137029133 (OP) +This isn't character art for the new PPG. This is a promo image for Craig's upcoming gallery show. +--- 137035671 +>>137035510 +Damn you work quick! I was actually going to throw your name out as a suggestion for an artist definitely capable of doing it. Your redraws of the 2016 show were how I found your work. + +Your human, genderswapped design for Annoying Orange's Pear is still one of my fucking favorite things from you +--- 137035710 +>>137035510 +you are good at this. got somewhere I can follow your art? +--- 137035732 +>>137029133 (OP) +>That time cartoon network hired a homeless guy and a call girl +--- 137035765 +>>137035510 +Not bad. Do you plan on doing her sidekick? +I did one of Maylyn many years ago when the show was still new. +--- 137035769 +>>137035732 +I kind of love that McCracken goes to a red carpet event in jeans, untucked shirt, and unbuttoned top button. I wonder if he would have dressed down even further without Faust's prodding. +--- 137035772 +>>137034396 +I think Faust has just got a bad rep in the industry, desu and I think its because she abandons ALL of the series that she's the showrunner for. She abandoned horse show and Super Hero Girls after only 1 season each because she wanted to move onto other things, which isn't a problem in of itself, plenty of creators do that. But its that fact that it seemed like she was given two very good chances to prove her mettle and she just abandoned them that I think gives her a bad rep. +--- 137035781 +>>137035732 +>my feet hurt +>I wish I was at home drawing cartoons +--- 137035796 +>>137035772 +I dunno, by the mere fact that she made both those shows gigantic hits from day one kind of already proves her mettle. Her ideas are good too. It's honestly a crime that she's been working so long on so many high profile projects in the industry and has not had the opportunity to do her own thing yet. +--- 137035809 +>>137029133 (OP) +I don't believe Craig can do anything right after how much of a flop Kid Cosmic was. At least keep Faust away from any project if you don't want it ruined. +--- 137035831 +>>137035563 +thanks, if the thread is still up by tomorrow i might try redesigning other characters if anyone has any specific ones you'd like to see +>>137035671 +honestly yeah, that pear is one of my favorite designs of mine of all time, glad to know people like her too +>>137035710 +lolwutburger on deviantart and twitter (currently trying to catch up with the former since the latter is hell to navigate) +>>137035765 +maybe when I wake up because I lack sleep +--- 137035838 +>>137035809 +It wasn'y a flop. It was only ordered for 24 eps and was designed to be that length +--- 137035839 +>>137031803 +>>137029133 (OP) +I love the way he draws Madame Foster +Makes me wonder how did she look like when she was young +--- 137035851 +>>137035839 +--- 137035873 +>>137035809 +I know I'm in the minority, but I fucking loved Kid Cosmic. I think it could have benefited from more episodes. McCracken is really good at establishing relationships between characters and personalities through random non-big-plot hijinks episodes. Netflix only gave him so many episodes to tell his story so he kind of had to plow through it, but I think the show would have hit better if it had more room to breathe. The stakes would have felt higher because we would have cared more for the characters. + +Still, I love it and have watched it 3 times now. I'm still hoping they eventually release the soundtrack on vinyl. +--- 137035885 +>>137035873 +it was good, yeah +--- 137035906 +>>137030294 +>Sedusa pulls off a big heist +>Princess looks up to Sedusa +>they team up +>Ms Bellum thinks that Princess needs a positive female role model and tries to intervene +>Princess actually decides that Sedusa is too much of a poorfag and goes back to being a self-absorbed brat +We needed more villain team-up episodes. +--- 137035916 +>>137035172 +booo +--- 137036010 +>>137035851 +She was still old there +At least we know she wasn't a dwarf all her life +--- 137036043 +>I actually did 6 weeks of Daily and Sunday Foster's strips. I hope to get them all out there someday. This is one of the Sunday strips. +Sheeit, I remember seeing the two he posted to his DeviantArt years ago. Didn't know he made 42 of them. Wonder what's the hold up? Legal permission from CN to share? +--- 137036062 +>>137036043 +this is very calvin & hobbes-y +--- 137036103 +>>137036043 +--- 137036107 +>>137036043 +I hope he releases a giant art book someday, just full of sketches, concept art, comics, etc that he made throughout the years. So much of his art seems to be unreleased and just stuck in his file cabinet/hard drive/etc +--- 137036127 +>>137035838 +it's a flop because it failed to get any traction despite being his biggest project in years, but that's really par for the course for a lot of netflix shows +--- 137036155 +>>137031109 +sisters.... +--- 137036160 +>>137035873 +Cool you liked it but there is just too many elements that ruin it for me. +Specifically having loads of pointless cafe side characters that do basically nothing, half of second season that just feels like someone took over and fucked up with some ramdom ideas so second half had to retcon it and redo it. Then you sideline Kid and make Jo the main character. And then I know it's personal take but NotThanos was just incredibly not funny to me, if he at least had someone to bounce off he could be great. +--- 137036204 +>>137036127 +It flopped because it was a Netflix cartoon aired in the span of a year, it had minimal advertising in the months before it premiered, and people were more interested in roasting that CW Powerpuff reboot than paying attention at what the actual Powerpuff Girls creator was currently up to. This is why we keep getting reboots. It's SO much easier to get free advertising via outrage. Original cartoons don't have that same effect. They have to be attached to something people hold near & dear to their hearts. +--- 137036241 +>>137036127 +Netflix did a dog shit job of advertising it desu. I keep an eye out for animation and actively look for promo shit. I had no idea this was even happening until like a week or two before it came out. +--- 137036288 +>>137035873 +>Netflix only gave him so many episodes to tell his story so he kind of had to plow through it +Actually, I'm pretty sure he said that he was offered 30 episodes but decided that he could tell his story with less. +--- 137036289 +>>137036160 +I liked Jo taking the reigns. I know a lot of /co was reeeing over it, but it made more sense than Kid who constantly goes off half cocked. They were both still prominent characters, so it didn't really matter to me who was "leading". + +I also liked the random cafe side characters. It all seemed to be part of his world building. Again, I think the show would have benefit from more episodes so we could have spent more time with them, but it is what it is. NF seems to want to get in and get out these days. At least Craig told a whole story instead of crossing his fingers for a renewal and leaving us on a cliffhanger. +--- 137036293 +>>137029133 (OP) +I can see the face +--- 137036344 +>>137036043 +I can't believe he's never released these. I bet he did some for his other projects too, though maybe not as many. +--- 137036365 +>>137034108 +Considering he's imitating the only other monkey there, I think that's his cheeky way of hinting at that plot line +--- 137036720 +>>137036204 +>people were more interested in roasting that CW Powerpuff reboot than paying attention at what the actual Powerpuff Girls creator was currently up to. +This shit frustrates the hell out of me. I'd wager that out of all of the people causing the live action PPG to trend through falling for rage bait, maybe 4% is aware of what Craig worked on after Foster's, and even less people than that actually watched those shows. Everyone's always complaining about reboots, remakes and revivals, but barely anyone turns up to actually watch or talk about new original IPs coming out, it's fucking annoying. +I'm not acting like this horrendous trend is the audience's fault and not the retarded soulless androids in charge of the larger entertainment industry, but people sure as hell aren't sending the message that they actually want to see new shit. +This isn't even the first time this has happened. Everyone was shitting on PPG2016, nobody was talking about Wander which ended on an abrupt note that same year. +Say what you will about the quality of WOY and Kid Cosmic or whether these projects "deserved" praise, but there's something just inherently depressing about people feeling far more inclined to give attention to projects they already know are dogshit, than seeking out new things they don't know that might be good. +See also: the recent shining example Velma, and how that show continues to stay relevant purely from outrage farming rather than being good. +--- 137037174 +>>137036288 +>14 rejected pitches +Why is Netflix like this? +--- 137037211 +>>137037174 +maybe the pitches weren't very good, I mean if you can make that many, most would likely be crap +--- 137037497 +>>137033438 +>guy +--- 137037777 +>>137030686 +>>137030736 +>>137030956 +FOUND IT +--- 137037916 +I want Frankie +--- 137037931 +>>137037777 +dude nice 4 7s +--- 137037966 +>>137032101 +>>137032216 +>>137032478 +I loved the first season but it lost a lot of its charm with the bigger scale of S2/3 (and also completely neutering Chuck and buffing the cat) +--- 137037973 +>>137030039 +Yeah, I could see Madam Foster having the hots for The Mayor +--- 137038040 +>>137037966 +Oh definitely. Chuck's redemption did not need to also be a lobotomy, it was a bizarre choice. Actually would've loved for him to join the heroes' team but still be kind of an immoral dickhead and a bit of a devil on Kid's shoulder, with Papa G being the angel. +--- 137038068 +>>137037966 +Even so, I love when they make us believe at the end that Kid is going to save the villain (I don't even remember his name anymore) when in reality he is going for the gems. +--- 137038072 +one of the things that made PPG 2016 so tragic is that many of it's episodes had basic plot concepts that the original show would have executed much much better +--- 137038101 +>>137035769 +What are you talking about? He's dressed down at a red carpet event every night by Lauren's prodding +--- 137038142 +>>137030304 +No, no, no. That's a good thing. +--- 137038153 +>>137035772 +>She abandoned horse show and Super Hero Girls after only 1 season each because she wanted to move onto other things +I got more of the impression none of the higher-ups particularly wanted her around beyond development +--- 137038224 +I've seen all of Craig's shows except for Foster's (didn't have cable growing up), so my knowledge of that series goes as far as the toy I got from Burger King. Is Foster's any good? How's it compare to Craig's other works? +--- 137038235 +>>137038224 +it is his weakest show +--- 137038250 +>>137037777 +I've never seen that gator villain in the show before was he cut? +--- 137038252 +>>137036241 +The idea is promoting individual titles doesn't mean much when you're selling a buffet +--- 137038260 +>>137035873 +Blessed post, that show came out at the worst time for /co/ discussion. I feel like most normal people who saw it regard it as good. +--- 137038261 +>>137031803 +Bloo and his Big Bloo Bulge +--- 137038287 +>>137037777 +Quads checked. + +Also, this looks really nice. That monkey lady looks WAY better in the classic style, and its kind of funny. I guess that minimalist nu-cartoon art style does hurt a show's artistic quality after all. +--- 137038321 +>>137038224 +I kind of liked Foster's but to be honest I really only watched it because I was a fan of Craig's. I think CN also knew that people will watch it for that reason because they made him a big part of the advertising. +--- 137038339 +Kid Cosmic will probably be the most forgettable of all his shows (mainly because ran for a whopping one year), but the Earth Force Enforcement Force was fucking hilarious. S1 really did have a lot of the show's best comedic material. I'm def also thinking of Chuck when I say that. +--- 137038357 +>>137038250 +Gamer Gator, just /co/ meming about worst-case scenario strawman villains after the lumberjack episode. Didn't the unicorn episode cause some shit too? Man, 2016 PPG feels like a lifetime ago. +--- 137038360 +>>137029133 (OP) +Wander isn’t returning, right? +--- 137038370 +>>137038153 +not him but honestly with both MLP and SHG it comes off more that she's just not willing to compromise on her creative vision so she just leaves after the first season, so while there are aspects to that kind of integrity that is admirable it's also easy to see why the higher ups have come to view her as a flake, hence why she's had trouble finding work on her own + +>>137038224 +Foster's is a very mixed bag, it has an absolutely gorgeous art style but the writing is often not very good, has a tendency to write many of it's characters as insufferable jackasses + +>>137038250 +>I've never seen that gator villain in the show before was he cut? +before the show came out one of the rumored villains was one called "Gamer Gator", in all likelihood he was just something someone made up because it fit with some of the other announced villains like Manboy +--- 137038373 +>>137038339 +Yeah, dropped it in S2 (probably need to finish it at some point), but I really enjoyed the parts you mentioned in S1. Also Kid's dramatic backstory and how it mirrors Craig's life. +--- 137038375 +>>137032216 +WoY ending the way it didn't bother me so much, never really cared about the season arc(s) +--- 137038407 +>>137038375 +For what it's worth Wander's last episode is a really fitting end to the kind of show it was. Only disappointment is the tease for S3 was hype and they apparently had lots of story ideas. +--- 137038409 +>>137038370 +>not him but honestly with both MLP and SHG it comes off more that she's just not willing to compromise on her creative vision so she just leaves after the first season, so while there are aspects to that kind of integrity that is admirable it's also easy to see why the higher ups have come to view her as a flake, hence why she's had trouble finding work on her own +It probably wouldn't feel so off if they didn't hype up her involvement every time +--- 137038422 +>>137038339 +Pic related is probably the worst part for me. Chuck at least was an entertaining asshole for a few episodes, this guy just felt like an ancient joke stretched to its absolute limits. I also didn't like his design or voice, which is kind of rare for me. +--- 137038458 +>>137037211 +Craig is pretty fucking good. I'd wager they were reasonably good but who knows what flavor of the month NF is on the hunt for. +--- 137038490 +>>137038101 +>He's dressed down at a red carpet event every night by Lauren's prodding +fucking kek +touche. Brilliant turn of phrase. +--- 137038495 +>>137038422 +>ancient joke stretched to its absolute limits +Cosmic conqueror is really manchild? +--- 137038509 +>>137029133 (OP) +>Miss Bellum now has a head but still covered enough. + +Wow +--- 137038514 +>>137038458 +WoY and KC didn't really make him a brand outside his CN work +--- 137038589 +>>137037777 +JACKPOT! +--- 137038605 +>>137038514 +I think they're sleeper hits. Some people like the radio singles, and some of us prefer the b-sides. I think WoY and Kid Cosmic are brilliant. +--- 137038658 +>>137036288 +>>137037174 +>>137037211 +>>137038458 +>>137038514 +I think you guys are underestimating the capacity of Craig's imagination. Think about how wild and varied the tertiary casts of PPG, Fosters and WoY are, even among series in their field. Look how easily a lot of them are able to carry stories on their own. I'd wager Craig's the sort that comes up with characters and sees potential in them constantly. Whether they would all make great shows is up in the air though +--- 137038677 +>>137038287 +That's what I'VE been SAYING for YEARS now. >:^( +--- 137038694 +>>137038224 +Foster's would be 1000% better is Bloo died in the first 5 seconds in. +--- 137038735 +>>137034885 +It says back not black +--- 137038769 +>>137038658 +>Whether they would all make great shows is up in the air though +Yeah, that's the point. You can have good ideas but would they make good shows? +--- 137038778 +>>137038407 +Agreed. Had the writers never teased S3 or revealed how Disney shot their show dead, I'd have assumed The End of the Galaxy was always the intended ending. +--- 137038799 +>>137032929 +>its a CHRIS SAVINO IS TOTALLY A GUILTY CREEP BECAUSE, SHUT UP! +--- 137038830 +>>137038799 +Craig and Lauren have known Savino for years... and never noticed anything strange... +--- 137038867 +>>137038830 +well, 'knowing someone' isn't always 'knowing much', I've known my co-workers for years but I've never delved into their personal lives or what degenerate shit they do +--- 137038872 +>>137038769 +>You may have good ideas +>But does that mean they'll be good shows +Um, yes. That's generally how it goes. Otherwise they would be bad ideas. +--- 137038901 +>>137038867 +So most #MeToo'd cellbs +--- 137038926 +>>137038799 +i don't really care about him accidentally breathing into women's general direction too hard or whatever he did, but he is definitely shit at making cartoons. +two CN titans instantly became worse once he was put in charge of them, and his only notable work outside of those is mediocre nickelodeon trash that nobody would've paid attention to if there weren't 10+ main girls to make porn of +--- 137038931 +>>137038872 +He dropped out of pivoting to comics and movies since apparently he couldn't make it work +--- 137038941 +>>137038778 +That would give Hater the same Backstory as Simion from Dexter's lab. +--- 137038961 +>>137038926 +>*mediocre nickelodeon trash that nobody would've paid attention to if pedophiles hadn't made it their new obsession +ftfy +--- 137038983 +>>137038872 +Good ideas get butchered all the time. Look at what happened to Y: The Last Man. And IMO Crossed. + +Crossed is a dog shit comic series, but it was original in that it was riding the The Walking Dead wave with an original concept, and how is that not a good idea? I want more stories of deranged people in an apocalypse, but everything's always zombies. +--- 137039104 +Is this worth the $55? +--- 137039117 +>>137038872 +Execution is everything. That's why even the most rutted ideas can turn into great stories. +--- 137039133 +>>137039104 +>DVD instead of Bluray +No. +--- 137039200 +>>137035020 +I asked Craig about that a decade ago and he said he never saw it before. He definetely based the visual look of WOY on a another Bakshi project Wizards though +--- 137039223 +>>137038605 +KC had its issues (pacing, what happened to Chuck, etc.), but it will always hold a special place for me as a looked over gem. +--- 137039245 +>>137031803 +>Grandma gives you bedroom eyes +What did Craig mean by this? diff --git a/co/137029228.txt b/co/137029228.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..28bb1923d6d0379b0f177f08822e150ca618e7f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137029228.txt @@ -0,0 +1,436 @@ +----- +--- 137029228 +Now featuring beloved Symbiote porn featuring Liz. +--- 137029233 +>>137029228 (OP) +--- 137029249 +>>137029233 +--- 137029263 +>>137029249 +--- 137029284 +>>137029263 +--- 137029303 +>>137029284 +>Storytime +--- 137029318 +>>137029303 +--- 137029333 +>>137029318 +>Storytime +--- 137029345 +>>137029333 +--- 137029360 +>>137029345 +--- 137029388 +>>137029360 +--- 137029396 +>>137029303 +I didn't know you could still talk while lifting the glasses off of someone with your lips +--- 137029403 +>>137029388 +--- 137029415 +>>137029403 +--- 137029430 +>>137029415 +--- 137029444 +>>137029430 +--- 137029451 +>>137029228 (OP) +bump +--- 137029464 +>>137029444 +--- 137029485 +I hate what they have done to symbiotes. +--- 137029486 +>>137029464 +--- 137029502 +>>137029486 +--- 137029504 +>>137029333 +huh was not expecting that random goon from Ram V venom to show up in this +--- 137029522 +>>137029502 +--- 137029535 +>>137029522 +--- 137029551 +>>137029444 + +How did they acquire the Scream symbiote? Last I remember it was close to dying and injected with Anti-Venom symbiote cells to become Silence. Speaking of which what happened to Andy, the host of the Scream/Silence symbiote? +--- 137029557 +>>137029535 +--- 137029572 +>>137029557 +--- 137029588 +>>137029572 +--- 137029607 +>>137029588 +--- 137029622 +>>137029607 +--- 137029624 +>>137029444 +didn't scream die in that Extreme Carnage event though? +--- 137029628 +>>137029551 +silence is scream cells + anti venom cells making a new separate symbiote. no clue about andi +--- 137029633 +>>137029622 +--- 137029638 +>>137029588 +Whag the fuck are those glasses? Is this AI art? Feels like AI art +--- 137029649 +>>137029633 +--- 137029661 +>>137029649 +--- 137029686 +>>137029661 +--- 137029711 +>>137029444 +When did they capture Toxin? Last I remember, it was still bonded to that kid whose dad is a Guardsman. +--- 137029712 +>>137029686 +--- 137029718 +>>137029624 +These are all apparently just samples of each like how everyone seems to have a piece of Venom or Carnage. +--- 137029738 +>>137029712 +The big payoff meet the new Liz a creature of true symboite lust. +--- 137029765 +>>137029738 +--- 137029769 +>>137029711 +And was teaming with Flash, Silence and Sleeper, right? +--- 137029782 +>>137029738 +why haven't you killed yourself yet, gwentranny? +--- 137029788 +>>137029765 +--- 137029808 +>>137029782 +Fuck off Liz has NEVER had anything to with Gwen. +--- 137029821 +>>137029738 +>blood thirsty monster +>has huge tits +what Marvel mean by that +--- 137029837 +>>137029769 +That's right. +--- 137029842 +>>137029228 (OP) +Anybody else notice the face on that cover's ripped directly from the Spawn movie? +--- 137029887 +>>137029821 +being a coomer back on Marvels Menu it seems +--- 137029930 +>>137029233 +>>137029249 +>>137029263 +>>137029284 +>>137029303 +d'ya think Liz knows how Harry died or that he was a clone? Did Peter tell her that or did he make up some bullshit to avoid explaining the absolute retardation that went down? + +also very cute Harry/Liz stuff. Wish Harry wasn't ruined and Liz in the process of being ruined as well + +>captcha +>YAYX8 +what the fuck are you so happy about +--- 137029937 +>>137029887 +All the street level NY stuff has been coomer open season for a while. +--- 137029950 +>>137029808 +fair, but the OP is a notoriously retarded third worlder that keeps shitting up threads and doesn't belong here +--- 137030068 +I kinda like it, pretty character driven. Too bad it has to be symbioteshit, leading to event symbioteshit and diluting her son's gimmick. +--- 137030084 +>>137029388 +>other people need them and we don't +...Where are they taking that? +--- 137030369 +>>137029233 +Marvel really can't cope that Harry was never had swag. +--- 137030395 +>>137029284 +Ex-Wife. +--- 137030412 +>>137029360 +Stanley CAN TALK +--- 137030465 +>>137030369 +>spills his spaghetti +>still walks away with Liz while Flash silently seethes over two guys now stealing a girl he like(d) +I agree Harry was always very swagless, but still, he wasn't too bad with women. MJ was just too much for him. +>>137030412 +he talked a bit in Gold Goblin and Red Goblin. Side note, but I feel like he should be calling Liz his mother. She's raising him as her own anyway with no one wondering why his actual maternal grandparents - or at least grandfather - aren't doing so. +--- 137030574 +>>137029738 +hahah looks like she has a big cartoon mustache +--- 137030597 +>>137030412 +It's still surprising to me too. Stanley's first word was Jack O'Lantern and now he's on a roll. +--- 137030649 +Has this whole event actually justified its existence yet? Like we are clearly doing another Carnage event off the heels of a huge event with KiB. + +>>137029842 +Yup. +--- 137030675 +>>137030369 +I mean, he tries to have swag then the wind blows leaving them both wet and wetter. +--- 137030681 +>>137030465 +"Auntie Liz" is the first reference we've had to Stanley not being Liz's own kid and Harry and Liz's seperation since Harry died, so I'd prefer this. + +Stanley feels like he's ever only inches away from accidentally being soft-retconned into Liz's biological child by a writer who couldn't be bothered to open a wiki. + +Even this comic kind of sounds like they forgot that Harry and Liz where legally divorced, not just seperated after Harry came back untill they confirm they remarried again. + +It does make me curious if they'll ever address the clone thing, not that I know if they wanted too. +--- 137030758 +>>137030084 +A 2 parent house hold. +--- 137030783 +>>137030681 +>until they confirm they remarried again. +Do it, Marvel. +--- 137030899 +>>137030675 +I don't even buy that he'd ever get that far. + +It's actually weird, post-2000's it became a thing where Harry would brag or self-depricate being wealthy in that rich playboy way, which wasn't really present before dying. + +Outside of the Franco influence, I wonder if it's because the Osborn's kept being portrayed as richer and richer in line with the wealth gap. +--- 137031070 +>>137030899 +>Osborn's kept being portrayed as richer and richer in line with the wealth gap. +probably this as well. Some anon a while back had this comparison image of what the Harry and Peter shared apartment in college looked like during Romita versus what it looked like in flashbacks in the current century. Like night and day, the latter made the former look like a shitbox. + +It is also curious how the wealth gap has affected other characters. Recently-ish, the Gwen mini made the very bold claim that the Stacy's were middle-class, maybe even on the lower side. This very much smells like them trying to make the family more relatable - since people would find the struggling characters more appealing I guess - instead of acknowledging they seemed to be old money that lived very comfortably, even with George Stacy being a retired police officer. +--- 137031129 +>>137029444 +I thought Toxin was a good guy? +--- 137031153 +>>137029738 +This symbiote is by far one of the dumbest looking ones ever +--- 137031177 +>>137029228 (OP) +MISERY MISERY MISERY +--- 137031261 +>>137031177 +thats waht you've chosen +--- 137031411 +>>137031070 +I enjoyed the Gwen mini for the 60's throwback and Norman being fun, but pretending she wasn't the popular, temperamental uptown girl of that era was absolutely an attempt to make her more palatable. + +Unfortunate since a mystery solving Queen Bee is kind of a fun premise by itself. +--- 137031512 +>>137031129 +Writers don't read +--- 137031623 +>>137031512 +Pretty sure those are just sample of the symbiotes +--- 137031626 +>>137030899 +I think it's because Peter referred to the Osborns as one of the wealthiest chemical companies in the region or something. In the 60s that doesn't mean too much but now that's a big claim. + +The depreciation is what some of Harry's statements look like now through a modern lens. +--- 137031671 +>>137029712 +This is a dumb representation of how symbiotes work and completely ignores they let you see out of your entire body. +--- 137031893 +>>137029887 +How so, I don't see it. GodAWFUL color scheme, small booba that looks like it's fused with pauldrons abd the start of a cape. Admitedlly nice childbearing thighs guess I'll hold my vote until we get some ass shots. +--- 137032161 +>>137029738 +>hey guys i have a great idea for a new character you read ok say hello to symbiote no. 6743543252412!!1111 +--- 137032278 +>>137031671 +The visual images that brings up are unpleasant. +--- 137032583 +>>137031411 +I kind of like the possible psychological implication that Gwen's irrationally hated Spider-Man because she still blamed herself for getting her high school boyfriend killed. The earlier reasoning was kind of weak. +--- 137032657 +Is there another fucking Carnage event going on? +--- 137033010 +>>137030899 +Harry tried to get physical there. The powers that govern the universe decided to be merciful and let him finish his sentence before backhanding this time because he was only trying to be a lover rather than a fighter. +--- 137033021 +>>137032657 +Always. +--- 137033235 +>>137030681 +I'm glad this confirmed Marvel is still aware the littlest Osborn isn't Liz's kid but they should really decide how Stanley sees Liz. I thought he saw her as his mom. +--- 137033979 +>>137030068 +Why is it always the secondary books that are doing the character exploration now? +--- 137034086 +>>137029712 +...Are those her boobs? It's like a gooey sailor moon magical girl sequence. +--- 137034115 +>>137032278 +They also let you SMELL AND TASTE out of your entire body. + +Symbiote users are constantly eating their own ass. +--- 137034178 +>>137034086 +It's supposed to represent her PoV, so those would basically be goo lenses. + +Marvel forgot how symbiotes mimic spider-sense. +--- 137034298 +Who else is tired of symbiotes? This "hey lets combine carnage with anti-venom" shit is stupid +--- 137034370 +>>137034298 +I outgrew Symbiotes years ago +--- 137035032 +>>137031671 +not when it’s carnage. the world goes red +--- 137035982 +>>137029303 +>Harry: My goal is to bully my auditory hallucinations into submission! +>Liz: Does it work? +>Harry: Not usually, but that .5% keeps them respectful. +>Liz: ...Harry, you are listening to Dr. Kafka right? +>Liz: *Later* Ok, maybe my ex-husband was on to something. +--- 137036066 +>>137029661 +I wonder if this guy is the one who's getting the other new Symbiote +--- 137036165 +>>137036066 +Looks like he's getting all the symbionts +--- 137036195 +>>137036066 +Looks like a solid assumption. Man likes his Xs. He's going transformers combiner: goo-style. +--- 137036228 +>>137034115 +Ewww. Stay classy, comic writers. +--- 137036257 +Another Spider-Man character taken away. What're we at now? +--- 137036307 +>>137036257 +Liz might not be taken entirely away. There's always a chance ASM will do more with her and the Misery symbiote could be dying during that event. +--- 137036353 +Liz has had a really weird role in the books for a while now + +Remember when she set off Spider-Man's spider sense on purpose so that Norman could escape a very public fight? +--- 137036390 +>>137036307 +Between Normie being both Red Goblin and a friend of Dylan and now this I don't think she'll be a Spider-Man character again for a long time. That being said it's not like Wells has really bothered trying to use her or any of Peter's supporting cast, Spencer too to a lesser extent. +--- 137036479 +>>137036353 +>Pepperidge farms remembers +They really don't know how far to take Liz. She seems like they want her to be one of those extremist hell is paved with good intentions types but the writing hasn't been good enough to support it. +--- 137036524 +>>137036390 +Comic writers have really been slacking on supporting characters in general. It's kinda painful to watch because the Peter Parker side is supposed to be what drives Spider-Man and the book thrives on the strength of his supporting cast. +--- 137036552 +>>137029284 +then who was phone +--- 137036619 +>>137036524 +It's because current stories are so fucking decompressed that they don't have time to dedicate to Peter's personal life in any real way, and any time they do it has to tie into whatever Spider-Man thing is going on right now. +Like even though Peter doesn't work at the Bugle anymore we still literally haven't seen any of them except as background fodder in Dark Web. I genuinely can't remember the last time any real work was put into the supporting cast, I guess BND had a few stories with them. Waid wrote a pretty good issue about Betty, but really they haven't been relevant for a long time +--- 137036871 +>>137036552 +Peter. +--- 137036887 +>>137036619 +Curse you Bendis for successfully destroying compressed storytelling! +--- 137036944 +>>137036871 +>Peter is the other woman. +Parksborn real? +--- 137037067 +>>137036944 +No. Another phone for Peter so Harry can respond to him quicker if he needs help. +--- 137037190 +>>137037067 +This is homophobia. +--- 137037259 +>>137037190 +Welcome to 4chan. +--- 137037322 +>>137036619 +That's pretty depressing, man. Decompression storytelling is killing comics. +--- 137037385 +>>137036619 +>>137037322 +>No man, only spider. +:( +--- 137037441 +>>137029284 +>>137029303 +>waves AND implied curly hair +Nice. +--- 137037445 +>>137037385 +>decompressed story telling means you can't fit the life of Peter Parker into stories as they go +>and writers don't want to have even a single issue that focuses on just Peter +Literally the last time we had anything that was for Peter and not Spider-Man was ASM 900 for his birthday and we all know how that went +--- 137037464 +>>137037445 +Don't even get me started on how badly they ruined Flash in that issue too +--- 137037478 +>>137035032 +>not when it’s carnage +Yes when it's carnage. How the fuck did you think carnage mimics the spider-sense? + +Every molecule of a symbiote is a multisensory organ linked into the host. +--- 137037572 +>>137037464 +That WAS pretty bad. Flash has had his ups and downs as far as character development goes but that should have been a meaningful reunion moment between two friends +--- 137037633 +>>137037478 +>Every molecule of a symbiote is a multisensory organ linked into the host. +Is there something wrong with me if this sentence reads as kinda of pervy? +--- 137037651 +>>137037572 +It says something when Slott of all people wrote Peter and Flash's relationship better than Wells. I'm honestly still mad to this day about how much Wells dropped the ball with what should've been a heartfelt reunion for a meme panel of Flash being le bully again +--- 137037693 +>>137036619 +>It's because current stories are so fucking decompressed that they don't have time to dedicate to Peter's personal life in any real way +That's not a symptom of decompression. That's a symptom of bad writing. Decompression also lets you spread downtime out too. There is literally nothing stopping Marvel from doing a story where it's mostly Peter shit and it's just bookended by brief super punchups. Or hell, a super punchup and a villain entry. +--- 137037751 +>>137037633 +>Is there something wrong with me if this sentence reads as kinda of pervy? +Symbiote hosts effectively have tongues/noses/eyes shoved up their anuses and up/around their genitals constantly. Same goes for their pits. And their feet. + +It's pervy as fuck even before you get into the tentacles. +--- 137037764 +>>137037693 +>Decompression also lets you spread downtime out too +Sure but they'll never do that. At most you may get one issue dedicated to Peter's personal life, but they'll never do more than that +--- 137037813 +>>137037751 +Please get that thing off Normie. He needs an adult. +--- 137037862 +>>137037651 +Heck, Wells should have had Flash talk to Liz. Harry was one of his BFFs and he babysat baby Normie. +--- 137038211 +>>137037862 +It was said last Red Goblin thread but I'd love it if Flash and Peter could be Normie's mentor figures if this Red Goblin phase sticks. The boy needs it and as two of Harry's closest friends (one of whom is the kid's godfather), they should be keeping watch on the kid. +--- 137038255 +>>137037813 +Oh he's an adult at this point. Every time he transforms, he's giving himself head. Remember symbiotes are uniform in material. Venom's classic "tongue" is just a coloration trick. Every part of a symbiote is the same as the tongue which means Normie's got that shit wrapped around his dick constantly, complete with detailed sensory info. + +That shit is CANON. +--- 137038566 +>>137037862 +It's honestly amazing just how much ASM 900 got wrong +>All of Peter's friends hate him for some reason +>Bobbi there for some reason?? +>That weird little argument that Felicia and Bobbi get into +>Vin fucking Gonzales there for some reason (if you somehow forgot Wells was a BND writer) +>Anna Maria now only exists to simp for Otto +>None of the supporting cast even gets to do anything except be fodder +>Quentin, Otto, and Flint all ignore everything that's happened with them the few years so they can try to kill Spider-Man (except Flint sort of) +I literally can't think of anything good from the issue +--- 137038627 +>>137036552 +Lilly. +--- 137038917 +>>137038255 +I want this post deleted from my memory banks asap. +--- 137039141 +>>137038917 +I was more making a point about the fucked up implications of Marvel's used of Normie as a child hero (I don't like child heroes generally in settings where they won't be treated respectfully and want this case ended ASAP specifically) than being horny. + +Unfortunately my point about that being canon was very true. Marvel really doesn't think through their own bullshit. diff --git a/co/137029311.txt b/co/137029311.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..223a7523ce012ccf50a82df9ef31898973813126 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137029311.txt @@ -0,0 +1,228 @@ +----- +--- 137029311 +Ugly, stupid, loser, Neet with no redeeming qualities. I guess it's true girls like narcissists. +--- 137029389 +Are you projecting, OP? +--- 137029424 +>>137029311 (OP) +Bugs pays her well to act as a beard to hide why Daffy is really living with Bugs +--- 137029465 +>>137029311 (OP) +Chicks dig confidence. + +>>137029389 +No, probably just describing you Boco. +--- 137029587 +>>137029465 + +Eh, depends on how you define NEET. +--- 137029613 +>>137029311 (OP) +At some point in the Looney Tunes show he becomes a Marine. +--- 137029625 +>>137029311 (OP) +She likes a project. She says this to him. Also he's good with kids and hair. +--- 137029653 +In species dating preference means lack of competition. +--- 137029708 +>>137029613 +Yeah dude kicked a ton of ass when he was in the military +--- 137029824 +>>137029708 +Didn't he enlist for the sole purpose of getting bugs out of an albanian jail? +--- 137029860 +>>137029311 (OP) +Even Daffy is shocked by her willingness to date him, but she explains in her intro episode why she agreed + +She loves a project. Daffy is a wreck and fixing him up seems like a challenge +--- 137029896 +>>137029860 +https://youtu.be/MJq0SrEy-WM?t=81 [Embed] +--- 137029922 +>>137029896 +>>137029860 +Did she succeed by the end of the show? +--- 137029932 +>>137029824 +lol, no. He thought Bugs kicked him out of the house and he had no where else to go so he enlisted, did really well, and joined the special forces. He just happened to be the one to go into a POW camp and rescue Bugs where they worked out the misunderstanding and got back to their house together. +--- 137030025 +>>137029311 (OP) +Who can resist the Daffy Dick? +--- 137030053 +>>137029389 +I am literally him but alone. The show ain't realistic. There is no chance irl someone like that could get a gf. +--- 137030069 +>>137029922 +Not much because of her but turns out he's competent in some stuff. +--- 137030074 +>>137030053 + +There there Anon. +--- 137030110 +>>137029932 + +Should've known his role +--- 137030148 +>>137030074 +Kek. Maybe I should go try pick up local receptionist girls by telling them about my wizard business. Bitches fall for wizards these days. +--- 137030236 +>>137030053 +Okay then, let's do some troubleshooting. +You can't get a gf, why exactly do you think that is? +--- 137030311 +>>137030236 +I am not a Chad therefore I could only be beta bux +--- 137030364 +>>137030053 +Have you tried wearing nothing except for a white necklace? That's what Daffy does in the show. +--- 137030374 +>>137030236 +>>137030311 +Basically dating only works for the normies and people who are above average in attractivness. Everyone else gets nothing, sloppy seconds or whatever they can get. +--- 137030388 +>>137029311 (OP) +Losers get girlfriends all the time just not every loser +--- 137030428 +Daffy's had multiple girlfriends/wives. +--- 137030443 +>>137030428 +Daffy is a Morman? +--- 137030474 +>>137030443 +Not really. I assume they dumped/divorced him after a few weeks dealing with his bullshit. +--- 137030482 +>>137029311 (OP) +funny, confident, does his own thing +that's literally it +--- 137030657 +>>137030311 +Then stop being a beta +>>137030374 +I've seen borderline autists get girlfriends, I see normal looking people out on dates all the time. You think looks are a big reason for you, but have you tried actually grooming yourself or work on improving your appearance. +Also, just because you're dating someone. Idoesn't mean she's your girlfriend. +--- 137030789 +>>137030657 +Face and physical attraction is all that matters. Like you said dating doesn't mean anything. It's sex that matters and girls want to fuck chads and once they are done "exploring themselves" they settle down with a beta provider. +--- 137030859 +>>137030789 +If you truly believe that then you're not gonna make it. There's nothing stopping you from improving yourself. +--- 137030978 +>>137030859 +I can improve in terms of fitness and money. Improvement is good but no amount of self improvement will make up for your face and height. Just look at Bugs in that show how successful and lucky he is at everything. Chad like that just has to show up and exist and he will get your girl. +--- 137031062 +>>137030978 +>Improvement is good but no amount of self improvement will make up for your face +It won't be drastic, but losing weight does change your face a bit. And you keep going on about some imaginary Chad that's going to swoop in and fuck your girl or already has. Stop worry about that shit man. +--- 137031321 +>>137031062 +Watch the movie I posted. Chads are real. It's every womans erotic fantasy. I am in my early 20s and still a virgin while women my age have already been fucked and had multiple boyfriends. How can I feel when I know I can only be somebodys second choice only because they can't get Chad? Some used up whore who already saw dicks could never be satisfied or respect an inexperienced virgin. Even if you have a "happy marriage" she never got over her first true love that took her virginity and then left her. +--- 137031428 +>>137030978 +>>137031321 +I doubt your face can look as awful as you think, but your attitude is a genuine obstacle. +--- 137031508 +>>137031321 +I'm pretty fat and I had sex with a girl who turned down a chad because she thougjt they'd have nothing to talk about. Your method of thinking is toxic and you're only impeding yourself my dude. +--- 137031597 +>>137031428 +It's not that awful. That's the thing. I would like to think I am a 5/10 failed normie. Got rejected by my oneitis when I was 8 yo and later down the line got black pilled by experiencing how people treated me differently than my good looking friend. Everyone is cold and mean to me for no reason. +--- 137031643 +>>137031508 +Let me guess you are fat but your face is 8/10 and you are relatively tall? +--- 137031770 +>>137031643 +Nah, I have a male witchface akin to JonTron, but I am 6"2. Once again though, I know shorter men with better game than I. Please reconsider your sigma mindset. +--- 137031928 +>>137031597 +Being a sad sack is why people don't like you. I was in a similar situation and now I got a pretty solid life. +--- 137031965 +>>137031597 +Asa chad my advice is just be yourself always worked for me getting a gf is easy +--- 137031990 +>>137031928 +This is not how you pronounce life +--- 137031996 +>>137029311 (OP) +Lola Bunny was hand made to wrap around my cock +--- 137032059 +>>137031996 +I hated her in the show. Stupid, annoying woman. +--- 137032208 +>>137032059 +Stonehenge. +--- 137032280 +>>137032208 +Bugs is too good for the crazy bitch. +--- 137032419 +>Manlet +>Bald +>Nice guy +>No gf +>Nobody likes him +Remember when they didn't want his face in the comercial? Brutal. +--- 137033728 +>>137030053 +>The show ain't realistic +>Looney Tunes +--- 137034057 +>>137033728 +I watch cartoons for the realism +--- 137035470 +>>137029311 (OP) +I really did enjoy the Looney Tunes Show. It was great. +--- 137035540 +>>137029311 (OP) +it is the definition of 'look at this bad bitch i got for being autistic' +--- 137035585 +>>137035470 +It's good but I don't think I would enjoy it as a kid since most stuff would go over my head. As an adult this show slaps. +--- 137035704 +>>137032419 +He gets a gf +--- 137035787 +We need a full series box set for The Looney Tunes Show +--- 137036169 +>>137035787 +Agreed. +--- 137036351 +>>137029311 (OP) +Source on the ugly part? + +>>137029389 +>>137030110 +stop posting with a trip/name +--- 137036358 +>>137029311 (OP) +>>137030053 +>Looney Tunes +>realistic + +Everyone on earth has observed that every single character in these cartoons is a total homicidal psychopath by real world standards even the "nicest" ones and everyone and everything is utterly insane on purpose. It's in the brand name. + +If you are drawing any parallels between this of all things and real life you unironically need to be committed immediately for your safety and everyone else's because you are extremely sick. +--- 137036398 +How do they do it? +--- 137036761 +>>137036358 +Chill the fuck out I know it's just moving drawings on a screen I am just venting you retarded autist. +--- 137037152 +>>137036398 +Did Goofy's wife die or leave? He has an ugly son so she must have been ugly too. Probably got cucked for being too goofy. +--- 137038675 +>>137036398 +hubba hubba +--- 137038772 +>>137035704 +And then the show just ends before she has a chance to be an actual character. Porky had a hard life. +--- 137038838 +>>137031597 +Sounds to me like you have some trauma to work on more than anything before you can start a relationship. A lot of people in life are egocentric and superficial and will be shitty to you. Especially kids (because children are learning to socialize and tend to be blunt and if their parents are assholes they'll be worse) and NPC tier adults who are stuck in arrested development. + +If you don't have confidence in yourself and stand up for yourself most people will treat you like shit so you have to stop pitying yourself and work on your self-esteem and getting some confidence. Easier said than done and it takes a lot to build up confidence but it's something that you have to work on in therapy or a support group, whatever works for you. But do something. + +This is something I realized when I started noticing that my ugly as fuck cousin had constant game and amazed me how he managed to have women fighting over him considering he's ugly as fuck and he doesn't exactly have that much money either. + +Especially after my mother told me that his mother confessed to her that when he was born she saw that he was ugly and she worried that people were going to be mean and bully him about it. So my aunt really worked at raising and reinforcing his self-esteem and told him he was beautiful to the point when people did start treating him like shit he fought back and when he faced rejection it wasn't that hard on him. He believed he was hot shit and eventually others started treating him like he was hot shit. +--- 137039012 +>>137029922 +Kinda. The last episode has Daffy empathize with Porky and recognize him as his true best friend. But she wasn't involved in that episode, so it was a team effort with Porky and Bugs. diff --git a/co/137029817.txt b/co/137029817.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bdcc4267f9a08156b638603a86d5069faef5333b --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137029817.txt @@ -0,0 +1,370 @@ +----- +--- 137029817 +>TQ: Does your MC have a job? If so what is it and do they enjoy it? If not, why? + +>Current /hyw/ comics list +https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1BHWvGGdywh188DAo5Y9YywzSz4uyrAEt6ba19NQ50W8/edit?usp=drivesdk + +Where should I publish my webcomic? +https://www.webtoons.com/en/ +https://tapas.io/ +https://comicfury.com/ +https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/ +https://globalcomix.com/ + +BRUSH PACKS AND FONTS +CSP: https://rentry.org/CSP_Brushes +KRITA: https://conceptartempire.com/free-krita-brushes/ +FONTS: https://fontmeme.com/fonts/ + +ITT: Post your webcomics and comic-making related discussion. If you have a criticism, make it constructive. +Previous thread: >>136939986 → +--- 137030066 +Just let it go. The last one had five replies. +--- 137030096 +>>137030066 +I for one came seeking some minor advice on how to visually design an MC, if there’s anyone willing to share some wisdom +--- 137030550 +>>137029817 (OP) +I know I've been gone for a bit. Went on vacations and beyond that have been putting a bit more effort into my work. After hearing about how a regular everyone knows doesn't put their all into their work I wondered why don't they just put the effort in and make something nice looking. Then I thought hey why don't I do that. Pic related. + +>>137030096 +I'm always willing to help. What were you having trouble with? +--- 137030684 +>>137030550 +I have some sketches that me and my friend have been brainstorming, real rough stuff that could use refinement but I’ve a vision for most parts of the book so that’s not an issue +However, I am caught up on what to do with the primary three main characters, three retail employees, I need them looking normal yet visually appealing, cartoony but not otherworldly +Most of pic related is stuff made with my friends input in two days so it’s mostly going to be trashed and be refined, but they’re as stumped as I when it comes to designing everymen +I enjoy your linework by the way, very clean and thick, my personal favorite when it comes to drawing +--- 137030844 +>>137030066 +Seems like it’s because that one was made by a retarded tripfag +--- 137030863 +>>137029817 (OP) +>>137030066 + +thats not the last thread, thats the thread you made while the actual thread was still being posted in and i think hit bump limit with 500+ replies + +anyway, since the last ACTUAL thread ive made 8 new pages, the last 7 pages are Ladaria vs Deargdue, but ill start with this page showing Skag making her daring escape using pocket sand. + +more here: https://ubossdailies.thecomicseries.com/ +--- 137030893 +>>137030863 + +Ladaria vs Deargdue part 1/7 +--- 137030914 +>>137030893 + +Ladaria vs Deargdue part 2/7 +--- 137030933 +>>137030914 + +Ladaria vs Deargdue part 3/7 +--- 137030934 +>>137030863 +>>137030893 +>>137030914 +--- 137030950 +>>137030933 + +Ladaria vs Deargdue part 4/7 +--- 137030974 +>>137030950 + +Ladaria vs Deargdue part 5/7 + +>>137030934 + +nah. +--- 137030993 +>>137030974 + +Ladaria vs Deargdue part 6/7 +--- 137031008 +>>137030993 + +Ladaria vs Deargdue part 7/7 +--- 137031144 +>>137031008 + +daily reminder that i draw UBOSS DAILIES bad on purpose to add to the overall cartoon humor of the title, UBOSS NIGHTLIES however is a more serious comic and I will be drawing it a lot better than anything you have seen my draw in UBOSS DAILIES so far + +also UBOSS DAILIES is coming to an end, new webcomics from me are coming soon! + +the logo title for HERO HOUSE REMIX is still being designed, but THUMPERELLA and UBOSS NIGHTLIES title logo's are pretty much good to go. +--- 137031254 +>>137030993 +I feel as though I’m missing quite a bit of context for all of this, but I’m sure you’ve handled the build up, I am reading rather late into it +--- 137031258 +>>137029817 (OP) +>>137030863 +>>137031144 + +one last thing before I go, yesterday, UBOSS DAILIES hit over 20,000 page views on comics fury, and its double that on deviantart with over 40,000 views on deviantart! + +Tens of thousands of people love my webcomic and flock to it everyday since it launched in late october of last year, its only been up for 8 months so far and its already a cultural phenomenon! + +But sadly, I will be deleting it off tapas soon along with the rest of my comics and account because it barely has 100 views on tapas and theres literally no reason for me to have an account there, i never use it and i dont like reading comics there anyway to be honest. +--- 137031346 +>>137031258 +shut up, stop posting +--- 137031396 +>>137030684 +>Love the linework +Thanks I've been studied some more traditional works like Calvin and Hobbes while the style was still developing so that may have something to do with it. + +Your work is very expressive and you seem to have a handle on exaggeration. If you're looking to make a good everyman the trick is to put them between the fantasy elements of your world and reality. I would advise doing two sketches one version of your character that's as fantastic as the rest of your characters and the other as plain as possible before mixing the two experimentally until you find something that you like. Assuming that the three on the bottom right are your main characters I would leave two as they are, pick one to be your everyman, and use them as your POV character. The designs are really good and you only need one anchor. +--- 137031399 +>>137031254 + +if you have questions i can answer them. + +>>137031258 + +i will delete my tapas account before midnight tonight. I never promoted my comic EVER, i literally just upload it and hope for the best. So theres no reason for the views to be so low on tapas unless, AHEM, tin foil hat time, im actually getting millions of views on tapas but they dont like the idea of a 4chan artist like me, a rebel without a cause, that will write faggot in bold capitol letters in his webcomic, to rise up in the ranks amongst all the boy love and sjw comics there, and thats fine, thats fine, my webcomics are to wild crazy and free and anti sjw for tapas, i get it, they dont need to be there. see ya'! lol +--- 137031647 +>>137031396 +>Assuming that the three on the bottom right are your main characters I would leave two as they are +Nah those shits are chapter villains, grandkids of the Boss of the Gas Station, I’m formatting this like an Anthology Graphic Novel where each chapter is mostly different and disconnected from the rest, negative continuity, mostly horror and comedy focused, maybe a finale to have one gag tie everything together but I think I’ll avoid connections, implications and meta stuff +I suppose comparing it to Scooby Doo or Courage the Cowardly Dog is the visual tone I’m going for, writing-wise my ideas might be antiquated since I’m mostly familiar with only Wizard of Oz books as my favorite graphic novels +>the trick is to put them between the fantasy elements of your world and reality. I would advise doing two sketches one version of your character that's as fantastic as the rest of your characters and the other as plain as possible before mixing the two +Ah hell that’s actually good advice, I was just expecting someone to say to watch or read this one thing and try to take inspiration +Right, then I believe I’ve some ideas for one of the three lads +>Melting Love +for me it’s Big Bird +--- 137031665 +>>137031399 +based +>>137031258 +how does it feel to be an international smash hit webcomic artist? +--- 137031730 +>>137031258 +>Absurd amounts of views +>Fuck all subscribers +Huh. Anyway, based. Fuck Tapas. +--- 137031742 +Cover for a fancomic I made for a friend +--- 137031828 +>>137031399 + +I just deleted my tapas account and feel super good about it. + +>>137031665 + +it feels like shit anon, im doing this shit for free because i am completely and totally insane, i should be making millions of dollars off my art and ideas, but here i am, on 4chan having to deal with retards like: >>137031346 +and >>137030934 + +when im not even supposed to be here, by some cruel twist of fate im not working for marvel, dc, image, top cow, etc right now because i dont know how to get my billion dollar ideas published by a publisher, if i knew how to self publish and sell my shit myself i would, but im an artist, not a business man + +the second i figure out how kickstarter works im out of here anon! you wont see me again because i will just be to god damn famous for this place. + +facts. +--- 137031884 +>>137031647 +Your concept sounds really cool. You'll have to share it once you have a bit more. It's always good to have something new to read. + +>I was just expecting someone to say watch or read this one thing. +That advice is such a meme. If you're looking for something specific you shouldn't have to sift through an entire book to find the one thing that might help you if it even exists there in the first place. + +>Big Bird +You have excelent taste my friend. +--- 137031980 +>>137029817 (OP) +Thread Question: Puffer works as her mom's enforcer/heir to her robot army. Since she idolizes her mom she currently is invested in her role. That could change though... +--- 137032000 +>>137031980 +Here's the newest page btw: https://pufferandclarissa.com/ +--- 137032052 +>>137031742 +Nice design work. Are Sonic's closed eyes supposed to be flesh-tone colored or are they blue? Just curious. +--- 137032099 +>>137031884 +I should perhaps share some drafts on characters here later once I’m going full steam ahead, as I could use the critique of someone who isn’t my friend, we only have the characters of the Boss, the Narrator and like two groups of antagonists figured out +Assuming these threads aren’t dead again, took a while to find one +> If you're looking for something specific you shouldn't have to sift through an entire book to find the one thing that might help you +I can see the logic honestly, if you need inspiration here’s this one media that matches your proposed tone and vision, I’m no stranger to inspiration but I think it pays off more to go blindly and without references to avoid ripping things off +Case in point +>You have excelent taste my friend +I owe a lot to Project Moon and its sequels, I think its Abnormality designs and weird tones changed my idea on how a monster or wild antagonist should look and act - completely bizarre +--- 137032247 +>>137031828 +>it feels like shit anon, im doing this shit for free because i am completely and totally insane, i should be making millions of dollars off my art and ideas, but here i am, on 4chan having to deal with retards like: >>137031346 +thank you for being so generous with your art sempai +--- 137032332 +>>137032099 +Critique and advice is a skill all it's own. You have to be able to disassemble something and understand how it works on a fundamental level then you have to find the piece of that picture that is missing and lay it out in such a way that the person you're talking to understands it. Not very many people can do that. + +Also. I have run out of anomalies in my practice sketch folder. +--- 137032486 +>>137029817 (OP) +>Does your MC have a job? If so what is it and do they enjoy it? If not, why? +Ms. Aminah Is a magic teacher, she enjoys her job, even if she doesn't show strong emotions. + +Welp, I'm on hiatus. +--- 137032703 +>>137029817 (OP) +>>TQ: Does your MC have a job? If so what is it and do they enjoy it? If not, why? +Bryan the bard is a bard. He loves it, because it's the only thing he knows how to do, and what he was trained to do his entire life. He knows nothing else other than barding. Why did he get sent to be a bard at a village where music was banned, full of magical people whose magical aspects were only activated once they heard music? That remains a mystery. +Read Oi! Tales of Bardic Fury on Tapas and Webtoon. Website coming soon! +https://tapas.io/series/Oi +https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/oi-tales-of-bardic-fury/list?title_no=303092 + +>Oi Vol 3 update: The good news is that I have finished pencilling the end of the book finally. There are 24 more pages including epilogue. It will be 288 pages when it's done. The next Oi stories I draw will definitely be shorter and more episodic for awhile before I start drawing another long arc. I want to try drawing some non-Oi one shot comic projects this summer too. +--- 137032766 +>>137032052 +Classic Sonic has flesh eyelids, they become blue in the redesigns as he gets older +--- 137032804 +>>137032703 +I won't be able to ink and finish the pages until the last week of May because tomorrow I'm leaving with my wife on my honeymoon to Japan. We got married last August but delayed the honeymoon until now. For a weeb like me, going to Japan is the dream! I'm hoping to get some good inspiration from cool Japanese graphic design while over there which should help when I draw the new Vol 3 cover. Hopefully by the end of May, Oi 3: BURN YOUR IDOLS will be finished. I'd love to know what any anon thinks of it once it's done. Until next time, my message to HYW is to keep calm and draw webcomics. +--- 137032813 +>>137032332 +Well I still consider myself an amateur who is just now getting a grasp on body construction and environment, I haven’t had a formal class help me unfortunately, which in hindsight I really should have taken to make things easier, maybe that’s why I’m struggling to make original designs now that I’m on my own +Still, I think this trial by fire will work out one way or another, if just as a lesson before tackling the bigger stuff I had in mind +>I have run out of anomalies +Not to worry, I’ve drawn more +In fact, these border designs and captions may be what I go for once panels start going, but that is me thinking out loud, I shouldn’t think on 'what ifs' anymore and start executing things, hopefully we’ve a thread by then +Thank you for your help blondie, I feel like I’ve a much clearer direction for this part of the plan now +--- 137032989 +>>137032804 +That’s a hell of a style you’ve got with shadows and scratches, I’ll look forward to seeing your work once I’m free later +Enjoy your trip by the way +--- 137033052 +fellas i truly cannot be bothered to work on any aspect of my comic +--- 137033156 +>>137033052 +if you keep craving and do nothing to sate it, it’ll become too big and burst eventually +--- 137033673 +>>137032813 +Happy Hunting +--- 137033675 +This page is problematic. +--- 137033726 +>>137033675 +>Bum Muggery +--- 137034309 +bump +--- 137034406 +What are you reading currently? Comics, webcomics, anything from the /hyw/ list? Anything you would recommend to other comic creators? Reading is an important part of creating, after all. If I feel like I'm burning out, I put the comic aside for a bit and read- I think of it as filling my cup. +--- 137034582 +>>137033673 +Shucks man, thank you for the sketch too, the ayyliem came out great with that close up +They will be my first reference sheet, I owe you one fanart down the line +--- 137034609 +How did I do? +--- 137034907 +>>137034609 +I like it, I was amused enough to exhale at a somewhat faster pace than normal +--- 137035447 +a Rubi to bless this thread +--- 137035647 +>>137030863 +I made a thread for you to upload your stuff in there. So go and post before it dissapears and let the other kids talk in here. Jeez. +--- 137036077 +Would you accept flowers from Robin? +--- 137036098 +>>137035447 +Thread is saved! +--- 137036150 +>>137036077 +Those are some massive double D knockers. She is well endowed. +--- 137036253 +>>137036150 +Please I have G cups and hers look even bigger than mine +--- 137036301 +It’s an important page and I get bashful about drawing men. Progress is slow. +>>137034406 +Still reading Entangled Life whenever I remember to pick it back up. +>>137032804 +Have fuuuuuun! +--- 137036318 +>>137036301 +--- 137036357 +>>137036253 +>I have G cups +L O N D O N +O +N +D +O +N +--- 137036608 +>>137029817 (OP) +>>TQ: Does your MC have a job? If so what is it and do they enjoy it? If not, why? + +He does. He's an "exorcist" and, by far, is quite confusing for him. + +http://www.figliodargento.net +--- 137036826 +>>137032804 +Bless! Go to Ribera's steak house brother! I wanna see you in one of those jackets! Hahah +--- 137036848 +https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_mWUIztXI8o&pp=ygUdaGVybWl0aGVhZCBpIHdvbid0IGxldCBpdCBkaWU%3D [Embed] +--- 137036856 +>>137029817 (OP) +>tq +Bellboy does everything in the damn hotel and he silently resents that after 200 years, Andross hasn’t given him a promotion. +--- 137037091 +>>137036856 +You really aren't on twitter anymore! How am i supposed to subtlety hit on you!? Gaaahhh! +--- 137037127 +>>137037091 +Subtlely hit on her in Ardi's discord server that's where all the cool kids hang out nowadays +--- 137037149 +>>137037127 +I....I'm not cool enough ;( +--- 137037209 +>>137037127 +Are betz and bones banned? +--- 137037235 +>>137037209 +>obsessed +--- 137037287 +>>137037209 +Yes. +--- 137037341 +>>137037209 +None of the drama queens are in the server, it's nice +--- 137037565 +>>137037287 +>>137037341 +b-b-b-BASED +--- 137037765 +>>137030066 +I was wondering why they named it #904, I guess they looked at some archive? + +>>137030844 +>>137030863 +Not OP lol. + +See >>136945055 → +Also. +See >>136945402 → + +Clearly, I can't suck cocks in this thread because I'm not OP. +>Although, I'm obviously still a faggot anyway. So I'll suck cocks a second time, just for you. +>>137030844 + +>Regardless, here is todays page. +--- 137037946 +>>137034609 +I’m not sure what the joke about a pink sword is supposed to be, +--- 137037978 +>>137037946 +the knight wants the sword to match his outfit +--- 137038099 +>>137037978 +I get that part but the woman is asking why would anyone need a pink sword as if it is weaker or less effective at killing +I get why the knight wants it but I don’t get why she has a problem with it +--- 137038191 +>>137038099 +She's worried she'll mix it up with the one in her drawer. +--- 137038397 +just recieved the first 7 pages that my illustrator was drawing from the one-shot script I wrote. + +I was planning to release all the story at once but now I'm thinking if it would be better to divide it by issues +--- 137039129 +>>137036848 +I drew RoadKill reading the pages you drew him in! I'm still pretty honored being featured in the pages of Super J. +--- 137039213 +>>137038397 +cute frog diff --git a/co/137029857.txt b/co/137029857.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7dbc3e1a57b616a4f0a0163845b853a4b51d47be --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137029857.txt @@ -0,0 +1,439 @@ +----- +--- 137029857 +It's time to cringe at another slott book I really do think he is writing this book for himself. +--- 137029873 +>>137029857 (OP) +--- 137029900 +>>137029873 +--- 137029912 +>>137029900 +--- 137029925 +>>137029857 (OP) +Spider-man have the power of SHAZAM?! +--- 137029927 +>>137029912 +--- 137029944 +Eh its better than asm +--- 137029946 +>>137029927 +--- 137029947 +>>137029857 (OP) +>another slott book +Oh God +Oh no +Please +--- 137029967 +>>137029946 +--- 137029980 +>>137029967 +--- 137029982 +Bagley's art looks much better the moment he isn't being forced to draw page after page of soulless Spider-people +--- 137029994 +>>137029912 +>If I have Peter quote the power and responsibility line enough times, everyone will see that I understand Spider-Man better than anyone else. +--- 137030007 +>>137029980 +--- 137030019 +>>137029944 +its difficult to do worse than asm. +--- 137030020 +>>137030007 +--- 137030038 +>>137030020 +--- 137030059 +>>137030038 +--- 137030072 +>>137030059 +--- 137030077 +>>137030020 +>I didn't use my great power +This is not very good writing. +--- 137030090 +>>137030072 +--- 137030098 +>>137029967 +well that was fucking rude +--- 137030111 +>>137030090 +--- 137030124 +>>137030059 +did losing his sins remove Osborn's waves? +--- 137030129 +Bailey better be a bunch of spiders or I'll be mad +--- 137030134 +>>137030111 +--- 137030135 +>>137030038 +>talking about crimes in front of random strangers +>murdering a man in front of strangers, then declaring your name +--- 137030139 +>>137030059 +>>137030072 +I know Slott wouldn't have done a good job of it anyway, but I really want one of the Spider series to show more of the current Norman and Peter dynamic. They desperately need to spend more time with it and not have it come across as them being buddies instead of the more complicated issue it is +>>137030124 +Bagley has something against the Osborn 'do +--- 137030146 +>>137030090 +>Peter's going to fuck up and Bailey has to make things right +Sure, that'll make people like your new OC. +--- 137030154 +>>137030134 +--- 137030155 +>>137029857 (OP) +Better than the shit in the main book. +--- 137030178 +>>137030154 +--- 137030182 +>>137030135 +It's not like Max is some kind of stealthy super thief or particularly smart, he has a map of safe location he's gonna put on his dumb jumpsuit and smash and grab. +--- 137030191 +>>137030178 +--- 137030205 +>>137030191 +--- 137030216 +>>137030182 +Smart enough to be a top tier electrician before his accident, smart enough to plan and manage his own jobs, run crews, enhance his powers, etc +all that aside he's been doing this for decades, maybe lets not write him as some year 0 tier idiot rookie? +--- 137030218 +>>137030178 +I don't think any of those people are going to be very happy having dinner with Norman, Pete +--- 137030226 +>>137030205 +--- 137030230 +>>137030090 +Oh. This character wasn't a joke? He's actually using it? +--- 137030241 +>>137030230 +He wants Miles royalty money that Bendis has. +--- 137030242 +>>137030226 +--- 137030255 +>>137030242 +This city is the most dangerous place ever. +--- 137030256 +>>137030216 +He's the opposite, a year 10 veteran that cuts corners and doesnt really give a fuck. Hence >>137030191 blowing out the power grid and using the floor plans he got to grab whatever money he wants. Max has no secret identity, no address, and is already wanted having police not get there in time to grab him after he zaps a guy isn't gonna change anything in his day. +--- 137030259 +>>137030242 +--- 137030278 +>>137030178 +>people NEED me +Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't Peter had at least one stiff kick in the ass that taught him that he has limits, and he cannot be everywhere at once and solve all the problems? Like, something something, meeting Ben's ghost, and moving on from his guilt. Or even just basic maturity after burning his shit-synapses out for years by this point? + +Just leave it to Slott to exacerbate the most basic, bland, and shallow aspect of the character for a cheap storyline. +--- 137030291 +>>137030256 +Good point +--- 137030303 +Freaking poser. + +Anyway, is it me or Spider-Office is relegating actual Spider-Manning to Slott's book and keeping ASM as an outrage bait zombie with brief comedic intermissions from guest artists? + +>>137029980 +>the blonde is snapping.jpg + +>>137029982 +I think the flashback might have gotten him inspired. Or he just put in extra effort because of the collector speculative market, dunno. +--- 137030344 +>>137029946 +>>137029967 +>slott kills gerry conway in a fire +The fucking nerve of this dude. +--- 137030382 +>Peak into thread. +>Slott's still being a cultural vandal +You guys deserve this for saying his She-Hulk was good. +--- 137030400 +>>137029967 +Man, why make Spidey an asshole like that? +--- 137030420 +>>137030077 +You expected anything else from Slott? +Like another anon said, this is the guy who shoves in the "great power/great responsibility" line as often as he can. He's not exactly a creative genius with prose to rival James Joyce +--- 137030452 +If the next issue is gonna have a sex scene it will involve dubious consent & shame. +--- 137030472 +>>137030230 +Yup +Slott, and probably Nick Lowe, are the only two people in the world who seem to actually like the idea of ""Spider-Boy"". You should see Slott's hissy fits on Twitter about it, it's kinda funny. +--- 137030486 +>>137029946 +>"I was safe as houses" +I've never heard this expression before +--- 137030495 +>>137030226 +Spider-boy is just Peter as a kid sent from the past isn't he? +--- 137030510 +>>137029946 +>>137029980 +>You let my husband die! How do you sleep at night?! +>Like I'm a boxer +--- 137030530 +>>137030134 +"Not like this" might be my favorite comic quote before someone dies. Jack really sold me on it before blowing up infront of Avenger's Mansion +--- 137030540 +>>137030278 +Peter's not allowed to grow, remember? So Slott and co will only do rehashes, retcons, repeats, and resets. +There's your illusion of change +--- 137030576 +>>137030472 +I just saw an ebay auction that said this issue was "first full Spider-Boy" + +It's hilarious because he still only shows up for like two pages, and someone probably paid $14.99 thinking they were getting a comic with a first full appearance +--- 137030604 +Book might as well not be canon +--- 137030611 +>>137030242 +>I can sense the distress of EVERYONE in the whole city! + +Good job, Peter! Now you just need to learn to be like Superman and selectively ignore 99.999% of them. With great power there must always come great apathy. +--- 137030656 +This is the greatest Spider-Man writer of all time. +Kneel. +--- 137030669 +>>137030495 +STFU MAN +--- 137030701 +>>137030656 +>Waddling to a Blood Libel. +--- 137030738 +>>137030344 +Nah, it's Gerry Duggan. +--- 137030814 +>>137030020 +Jesus Christ can the fucker just evolve into something else than "MA UNCLE!!?" +--- 137030954 +Spider boy is a girl with boy pronouns. +--- 137030984 +>>137030954 +I know how Bagley draws gi- Wait. + +>Bagley +>Bailey +Bravo, Slott. +--- 137030995 +>>137030814 +>>137030540 +They need the character to be as unuanced and easy to process as a saturday morning cartoon character, the same with Slott's major ideas. All very toyetic and childish. Peter needs + +>BIG EVENTS (Spider island, spider verse, spider geddon, superior) +>MORE COSTUMES +>There needs to be MORE SPIDER-PEOPLE +And it all needs to fit neatly on a 30 minute block to get disseminated through multiple adaptations that solely focus on a younger version of the character, whom maturity and development would not have happened to, yet. + +God help us if that fucker gets to write a younger version of Peter. +--- 137031354 +>>137030072 +>This is actually pretty fun +Peter... As Osborn's unofficial parole officer, you're 90% of Norman's impulse control right now. The other 10% are his hallucinations. Please don't encourage the mostly former mad scientist to do mad scientist things. +--- 137031418 +>>137030090 +>>137030226 +Thanks Slott, I hate him already. And not even because it feels like those psychometry powers would be infinitely more useful on someone else. +--- 137031918 +>>137030090 +Those powers are neat, and I like the way he talks. That being said, +>Bailey-- *cut off suddenly* +>*hasn't removed his mask* +I'm going to guess Osborn. +--- 137031950 +>>137030242 +Deja vu +--- 137031959 +>>137030072 +>"Listen, I know a hard bump on the head and you could possibly turn back into my greatest enemy, but please help me mess around with my spider-sense." +This is good, this makes sense. +--- 137032029 +>>137030984 +Bailey is just short for Ben Reilly, obvs another clone +--- 137032034 +>>137031918 +>Osborn +you're the first I've seen suggest that. What Osborn would he be then? Harry's son? Norman's? One of the twins'? Not directly related to the main gang? +--- 137032110 +>>137030452 +Spider-Boy uses his powers to trick Peter into sucking him off? +--- 137032127 +>>137032029 +>clone +I'll do you one stupider. He's young Peter sent to the future. Slott's retconning Peter's origin. + +>But how +Getting stabbed in the future only erased his destiny to come to the future which effectively resulted in the original spider-timeline we were familiar with. +--- 137032143 +>>137029873 +bump +--- 137032236 +>>137030604 +Eh, I don't mind it too much now that it's not spider-verse. +--- 137032557 +>>137030072 +I really hate how Slott characterizes petee +--- 137032648 +>>137030090 +Is he not worried about his parents forgetting? His only concern in life is being a costume? So is he just an Epstein island sex slave that peter freed? +--- 137032686 +>>137031959 +No, that was the sixties. Now Norman's got to go evil the hard way. To return to his true self, Norman must resurrect queen goblin and merge with the sins the beyond company stuck inside the murdered clone of a murdered therapist. +--- 137032939 +>>137032034 +Norman would probably cause the most seething, so I would expect Slott to do that. I have no basis for that guess, I just think they're keeping his identity a secret so it can be some shocking reveal. +--- 137033011 +>>137032939 +No, this character exists solely for royalty purposes and so he can’t connect it to an established character for that to work. I don’t think Slott knows who the kid is, why do you think this child has no interest in how his life is completely gone? +--- 137033046 +>>137032557 +I think most everyone does, and if they don't they're either a kid or a manchild +--- 137033060 +>>137032648 +Orphan Bailey used to live inside Spider-Man's house and people thought he was MJ and Peter's son. +--- 137033179 +>>137033046 +>Define kid' +Could be they grew up on the BND era too. +--- 137033332 +>>137031950 +The white man with the dreadlocks is a whole ass mood. +--- 137033903 +>>137033046 +Slott's not on my top ten favorite list but this feels like an exaggeration. +--- 137034318 +>>137029946 +>I was safe as houses the whole time +What does that even mean? +That does not sound like a often used metaphor +--- 137034355 +>>137033903 +Name 5 worse. +--- 137034365 +>>137029857 (OP) +I liked this issue. +--- 137034387 +>>137030059 +>>137030072 +This is Ultimate Norman. +--- 137034435 +>>137034318 +> 'safe as houses' means 'secure; with no risk of failure'. +First time it was used in print was in Timour the Tartar. + +>Come, sacrifice your son and do what's right. +>No - I don't seem to see it in that light. +>Well then, I'll give my word that Timour's life +>Shall be safe as houses. For a wife +>Whom Timour's sword made widow lone and sad, +>I think my offer by no means bad. +--- 137034649 +>>137034355 +Zeb Wells, Terry Kavanaugh, Todd McFarlane(I like him but his style made for a worse Spider-Man writer than Slott), Howard Mackie, and Steve Orlando. +--- 137034689 +so what are Spider-Boys powers other than the typical Spider-Man powers?? the ability to see when peter is in danger or was in danger previously?? im so confused +--- 137034769 +>>137034689 +Seeing how he's bouncing around it doesn't look like he has webs. Seemed like he used some kind of psychometry on the building. +--- 137034802 +>>137029857 (OP) +>I really do think he is writing this book for himself +I don't even know if he's doing that. It's so dull and uninspired that he's clearly doing it for income. +--- 137034878 +>>137034689 +Something something new Madam Web (male). +--- 137034897 +>>137034689 +It's young peter duh. +--- 137034949 +>>137030486 +>>137030486 +>>137034318 +It comes from the mid-1800s. There was a railway speculation bubble in the UK which, like all bubbles, eventually burst and gave way to economic hardship. In response, people would look for safe, secure things to invest their money in and housing/land was seen as the obvious choice since it was finite and something that would always be in demand. So a perceived safe, risk-free investment was deemed to be "safe as houses" which then morphed into basically a general reassurance that something was basically just fine and risk free. + +So it's arguably being used wrong the way it's being used on that page. +--- 137035054 +>>137034649 +Nah zeb has done some decent work, Slott established the modern peter as a irrelevant coward who has no life beyond being a screw up both in and out of costume. +--- 137035106 +>>137035054 +I'm the guy who posted >>137033046 but I'd say that Wells' current run is possibly worse than what Slott did. +However, Slott definitely had a major impact (for the worse) on modern Spider-Man, whereas I doubt Wells will be at all remembered once he's finally off the book +--- 137035233 +>>137030134 +Everybody gets one +--- 137035374 +>>137035106 +Honestly zeb hasn’t done much worse than Slott in general though. Slott also ruined Ben by making him break bad, constantly had MJ shitting on pete by utilizing iconic imagery to do it, he did worse to Felicia than anything zeb has done in general. + +Zeb just hurst more because he seemed to have more of a back bone than Slott ever did, but he just seems to have given up in general. He’s just letting lowe shit on the character with impunity while only seeming to care about finishing his own boring story arcs from his collective time at the company. +--- 137036085 +>>137030242 +>Peter: *intentionally triggers his spider sense* +Be happy with what you have Parker, gosh darn it. +--- 137036268 +>>137035374 +Slott had the good sense to break up Peter and MJ before pairing her with another guy. I still hope Wells is planning to do a psyche out. +--- 137036564 +>>137034769 +I wish Slott had made him an something that fits the power. +--- 137036929 +>>137036564 +I'm not nearly as picky. +>Anything not a spider +would have sufficed +--- 137037208 +>>137034897 +If young Peter why called Bailey? +--- 137037299 +>>137037208 +Peter Benjamin Bailey's Irish cream Parker. +--- 137037370 +>>137035106 +Wells' run is awful but it's just an evolution of the Slott style "just do things to make people mad because mad people talk", it just feels like a C-list book instead of being pushed as an A-list one like under Slott. Seems to be the lesson that Lowe took from his time working with/editing Slott: thaat Spider-Man should be all about pissing off the fans so they talk about it. +--- 137037372 +>>137037208 +because he's a clone of young Peter so was given a different name, more specifically a Dr Doom created clone +--- 137037406 +>>137037372 +Why Doctor Doom? +--- 137037534 +>>137037370 +>just do things to make people mad because mad people talk +Isn't that the Breevort method? +--- 137037556 +>>137036268 +Slott didn’t do anything with the break up, it happens off screen. There isn’t anything redeemable about the last ten years of this book anon +--- 137037667 +>>137037556 +Slott was hit or miss and I liked some of his stuff. +--- 137037711 +>>137029946 +nigga what about your spider-sense? The fuck is this writing +--- 137037726 +>>137035374 +I'll go ahead and say that Chasm is far FAR worse than Jackal-Ben. At least Ben going crazy in that instance made some amount of sense, his goals were twisted but still altruistic. +Chasm is just crazy and has no real goals or concrete motivations. +Can't defend much else of Slott though (if you can even call that a defence) but the fact that Wells' 1 year of shit on the book is even being compared to Slott's 10 says a lot. +--- 137037741 +>>137037667 +Slott was passable before superior, then he just got bitter and tried to desperately make a mark on the character. I dunno man I’m just tired and it’s annoying to see things I did to de stress from my day just add more stress and depression, I can’t enjoy the story because there is none, I can’t enjoy the art because it’s boring and the same shot I’ve looked at for three decades and I can’t enjoy the idea of where it’s going because it’s designed to never go anywhere. All we seem to get are hollow pastiches connected by a mask shape. Fuck man when’s the last time we had some good character drama in any of these books? Or just an interesting story or a moral to think on? It’s just bitter propagandists who couldn’t hack it in television pushing an agenda based on hating the working class, and they don’t believe in it but they have nothing to say besides what they’re told to +--- 137037754 +Slott's best work (Spider-Man/Human Torch) is better than anything Wells' has put out for the character, regardless of how shit they both are now +--- 137037778 +>>137037711 +The spider-sense doesn't let Peter sense every person in a building? +--- 137037871 +>>137037778 +I don’t know why it would it’s just a danger sense +--- 137037889 +>>137037871 +That's kind of my point. I'm confused by the comment I quoted. +--- 137038047 +>>137037754 +No. +--- 137038244 +>>137038047 +To be fair, I don't know the specifics but Galactus would get most tongues wagging +--- 137038670 +>>137038244 +Planet eater swag. +--- 137038855 +>>137037406 +Web-Man reference, I believe. diff --git a/co/137029956.txt b/co/137029956.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..13818adc9806bcd7b095a9f2b9d29c4e17f6e0a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137029956.txt @@ -0,0 +1,180 @@ +----- +--- 137029956 +I'm in the middle of Season 4 and it's pretty great. What do you think of the simpsons, /co/? +--- 137030004 +>>137029956 (OP) +This artist draws Simpsons porn, don’t they? +--- 137030126 +>>137030004 +I know, right? You can tell. It's like when you see any art by Vee you can immediately tell what kind of sicko she is and I love it, whatever this artist draws it's gotta be bad. It's something about the line weight and the modeling or something. +--- 137030140 +>>137029956 (OP) +--- 137030167 +It was good until it wasnt, now people are giving it praise when its not completely terrible. +--- 137030257 +>>137030167 +Lady gag holds a special place of awful. I think just design wise it's trying to make Simpsons look as close to the celebrity as possible instead of Gaga just being a Simpson character, she's mot even the stock yellow they give to white people. But also that they aren't so much making fun of her as animating a music video inside a Simpsons episode. +--- 137030267 +>>137030257 +Hmm doesn't Gaga use her torch bra to cook her meat dress? +--- 137030377 +>>137030004 +Instantly reminded me of that artist that wants to rape Lisa too +--- 137030414 +>>137030377 +Hmm yeah I wonder why +--- 137030697 +>>137029956 (OP) +I sort of agree with the typical "classical" assessment, kind of. It took a little while to get going (a season or two, depending on who you ask) then started to jump the shark around maybe 9 or 10, as late as 12 or even later, eventually sliding in full-fledged terminal Flanderization. The best years are "The Golden Age if the Simpsons" or "Classic Simpsons" while Flanderized Simpsons is "Zombie Simpsons." Keep an eye out for the appearance of "Jerkass Homer" as a really regular common thing for where the show's Death Spiral starts. + +A lot of people consider Golden Age Simpsons some of the best and funniest television and even media ever created, period. Depending on who you ask, Zombie Simpsons is either just mediocre and a letdown after such impossible heights of greatness and understandable. Or it's some of the worst shit ever and set a standard for other sitcoms and cartoons to Flanderize into terrible television that limps on well past its expedition date until its truly unwatchable, a depressing dead husk of their former selves. You decide. + +I say I kind of agree because think people exaggerate the above a ton and greatly oversimply things. But on the other hand, I think contrarians who deny that some version of it did basically happen for whatever reason are full of shit. Personal taste can be whatever it is so preferring Zombie Simpsons to Classic definitely isn't "wrong" or anything, but yeah, it definitely hasn't been the same show in decades, either. +--- 137031007 +>>137030377 +its the same artist +--- 137031023 +>>137030004 +For sure ..... +Just a tiny change and it shows it all . +--- 137032493 +>>137029956 (OP) +Sneed +--- 137033427 +>>137030004 +>>137030377 + +Is he lolcow or horrorcow? + +Need a TLRD on him +--- 137033563 +>>137029956 (OP) +>OP’s pic +I’m cursed to know that artist unfortunately +--- 137033566 +>>137033427 +>he +She. +>TLRD +Genuinely good artist, draws her self insert molesting Lisa a lot. And I do say raping because she draws Lisa being uncomfortable, uneased with the whole thing. +Sometimes also draws Simpsons males getting on with Lisa too I think. +--- 137033622 +>>137033427 +You mean tbrainrot? She’s a lesbo fujo and I’m sure you don’t need me to say anything else for you to get the picture. Basically she made a self insert oc and draws her raping Lisa +--- 137033765 +>>137033566 +>>137033622 +I recognize her because she also drew Sophia the First smut +--- 137033792 +>>137033765 +I think my first exposure was all the Mission Hill incest +--- 137033986 +>>137029956 (OP) +I was watching season 30 and 31 and liked them quite a bit. +>>137030126 +>>137033622 +>>137033566 +Also the artist is good but is it just me, or are female artists more into the more disturbing, violent shit? Guys are "lol degenerate but horny" and whatever, but chicks are more often to draw this torture, abuse, snuff, blood, mindfuckery and all that dark shit. +--- 137034046 +>>137033986 +Not a surprise. The biggest horror fans are usually female after all. Similar to how dudes prefer sci-fi and fantasy, chicks prefer horror and romance. Everyone loves comedy though +--- 137034072 +>>137033566 +>>137033622 +Also this kind of weird world in which Lisa is kidnapped but is obviously never going to be rescued. Like how her self insert brought her to the doctor to do some weird science baby magic to get pregnant from Lisa. + +Also if anyone does want a happy ending. She's drawn her self insert bloody and dead with Lisa looking at her (giving her a chance to escape) +--- 137034098 +>>137034072 +To be fair, I can see that kind of thing happening in the world of the Simpsons. A lot of the professionals in that show are corrupt or stupid +--- 137034136 +I'm hearing all this cool shit, but no one is posting picture's +--- 137034175 +>>137034136 +All that needs to be said, really. +--- 137034307 +>>137034175 +the expressions really sell it +--- 137034442 +I'll spare everyone the monotony of posting the same lisa pictures that always get posted, but I think this much is at least needed +--- 137034466 +>>137034442 +There's something about the way she dresses that's way too real. +--- 137034478 +Once you get to the episode where it's clear where they have the teacher fake who he was the whole time that the writers stopped caring for the show and wanted to get buzz from being controversial +--- 137034493 +>>137029956 (OP) +>Sneed +>Homer creampies his own butthole +>homer get ipad +Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I think it's a good show. +--- 137034511 +>>137034455 +>>137034472 +>brat that insults you +Gotta be honest, this shit's leagues worse than NTR +--- 137034545 +>>137034442 +Thought that was Artie fucking Ziff lmao + +>>137034483 +>>137034472 +>>137034455 +Jokes aside, I love the expressiveness in the faces and the poses. What's a guy gotta study to draw like that? +--- 137034557 +>>137034545 +step 1, have an autistic obsession with a show/character +step 2, draw porn +--- 137034623 +>>137034466 +In relation to other designs on the show or to actual lesbian pedos? +--- 137034725 +>>137034557 +If it's that simple... maybe it really is that simple. + +Okay, I'll be drawing autistic Spider-Man art then. +--- 137034776 +>>137034623 +Well what I like is it's still simplistic almost like Lenny if he was a Lesbian. + +But I mean in general gives a this is what the artist would normally wear vibe that adds to the creepiness of it. +--- 137034834 +>>137034455 +>>137034472 +>>137034511 +It has a different meaning when you realize she's being a brat so she can get... well, you know. +--- 137035178 +>>137034834 +Playing hard to get or not, its still aids +--- 137035344 +>>137035178 +I understand where you're coming from, but to someone who appreciates tsunderes, I think a similar appeal is there +--- 137035997 +>>137035344 +NTA, but I consider bratty to be a significant improvement over the turbo-cunt, abusive tsundere. This is closer to Helga Pataki, but bratty, and I like that. +--- 137037476 +>>137035997 +Huh +--- 137038162 +>>137033566 +>>137033622 + +So Vee but a Simpsons fan +--- 137038299 +>>137034511 +Huh? How is it worse than ntr? + +>>137034834 +>... well, you know +I don't know. Is this some fetish thing? +Explain yourself sir +--- 137038841 +>>137038299 +OOOOUUUUUHHHH + +except that's what she's after, so it's not technically correct. +--- 137038883 +>>137033566 +>>137033622 +you forgot to mention the most important thing: +She's FRENCH! diff --git a/co/137030444.txt b/co/137030444.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c74c35c3e9aa81bb3fcaef2640d6693ec6369316 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137030444.txt @@ -0,0 +1,171 @@ +----- +--- 137030496 +Bump if you're reading. +--- 137030777 +>>137030444 (OP) +bump +--- 137031265 +And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever. +--- 137031303 +>>137031127 +>Gao +Missed opportunity to bring back Watanabe to be an off her rocker vigilante. +--- 137031326 +I constantly hope that the comic book industry completely goes under and all of these properties become public domain. +--- 137031390 +>>137031193 +When does Miles book drop? Next week? +--- 137031582 +>>137030509 +i guess calling Miles anything but the Skinny one would have been offensive +--- 137031628 +Kill him based Cletus. +--- 137031874 +>>137030818 +I don't know which is worse story-telling.. +The fact that, once again, Venom Blast was the answer to all of Miles' problems. Or than he waited till now to use it for no good reason. +--- 137031906 +Did Miles lose his spider-sense? What was this nonsense. He literally crawled across Carnage. +--- 137031962 +>>137031906 +the book stakes his Spider sense will be useless since he is dealing with symbiotes here >>137030518 but i don't know if that consistant with Miles Spider sense +--- 137032014 +>>137031962 +Didn't Peter not sense Venom because 'it's like being attacked by myself' or somesuch? +I don't think any symbiote had straight-up anti-Spider-sense. +That being said, I'm also pretty sure that Carnage gave no fucks about sonics... or was it heat? +--- 137032389 +>>137031874 +What's the difference between Miles using Venom Blast and other heroes just suddenly punching harder? +--- 137032402 +>>137032014 +sonics, though that was after his first power up iirc +I GUESS he won't have any effect on Miles because he was bonded to him at some point and it's all Carnage? +You can add to that, he didn't trigger Peters sense because his symbiote learned how to mimic whatever Venoms was doing or something, so maybe it's using what it learned there to deal with Miles? +--- 137032508 +Issue was all right. Kind of find it weird that Marvel is trying to make Carnage more of a Miles rogue, but that's how characters develop, I guess. Doesn't seem forced like some of Slott's shit. I'm sure /co is having Carnage fatigue, though. +--- 137032558 +>>137032402 +Carnage is born from Venom so it inherits the immunity of Peter's spider-sense. Carnage as the story states also bonded with Miles making it immune to his spider-sense. That's it. +--- 137032569 +>>137031028 +How the fuck did she capture Taskmaster? +--- 137032618 +>>137030518 +Peter's spider sense is useless against symbiote because he was bounded with one for so long, makes no sense as to why Miles would have the same weakness. +--- 137032641 +>>137032558 +>Carnage is born from Venom so it inherits the immunity of Peter's spider-sense. Carnage as the story states also bonded with Miles making it immune to his spider-sense. That's it. +--- 137032750 +>>137032618 +I thought it was only the Venom symbiote and its descendants that held that immunity. Though even if they wanted to go with that Carnage is immune to Miles’ spider sense because he became bonded to a symbiote spawned from Carnage, it doesn’t make any sense why it would be retained when the Extrembiote is an entirely different one +--- 137033606 +>>137031962 +>but i don't know if that consistant with Miles Spider sense +It fucking isn't. Miles is from a completely fucking different universe. Peter's spider-sense doesn't work *specifically* on symbiotes descended from Venom *specifically* because he personally was bonded to Venom and recognizes it as his "self" and Peter's sense doesn't work on himself. + +Miles wasn't ever bonded to Carnage. The only symbiote he's ever been bonded with was an offshoot that was fucking killed before it could reproduce. + +>>137032558 +>>137032641 +This is revisionist bullshit. We're now just inventing canon wholecloth. That shit didn't happen. + +Carnage doesn't get to be immune to spider-sense because his offshoot beamed cheat codes into him or some such bullshit. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. +--- 137035167 +>>137033606 +holy shit a dumbass. first he was bonded to carnage. secondly carnage can regen dumbass. finally could peter sense cletus during his debut if the answer is no shut the ever loving fuck up +--- 137035237 +>>137035167 +>first he was bonded to carnage +Fucking when. When specifically. Post pics. +>secondly carnage can regen dumbass. +Never said he couldn't +>finally could peter sense cletus during his debut if the answer is no shut the ever loving fuck up +>symbiotes descended from Venom +Eat a dick. +--- 137035258 +>>137032750 +dog first of all. carnage doesn’t spawn. he infects. anything infected is just an extented control. secondly the extrembiote is fused with a carnage piece isn’t it +--- 137035291 +>>137035237 +https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR1u-qDv_B6MsteghYE-0HQXHIiEcACVJH5-q0hqx6N3g&usqp=CAU&ec=48665701 + +dumbass. +--- 137035496 +>>137032389 +The difference between playing a mario game and playing a mario game with an infinite star cheat activated. +--- 137035677 +>>137035291 +That's not fuckin Carnage you fucking idiot. That's a Carnage offshoot that got incinerated...LIKE I FUCKING SAID +>Miles wasn't ever bonded to Carnage. The only symbiote he's ever been bonded with was an offshoot that was fucking killed before it could reproduce. +--- 137035786 +>>137035677 +are u stupid there is no such thing as a carnage offshoot out side of toxin. anything else is someone infected by carnage. oh wait ur probably are stupid, cause u keep calling it a fucking offshoot +--- 137036154 +>>137032389 +One comes from adrenaline and your body making the choice that a shattered arm from punching too hard is a worthwhile tradeoff for your life. The other is like having a loaded gun in your pocket and just neglecting to use it. +--- 137036450 +>>137035786 +1. The fucking points is none of the biological material got passed on. Cause it was incinerated. See fucking pic. +2. This Carnage isn't even the same damn carnage as the Carnage that "infected" Miles. This is the Extremebiote. +3. Carnage hasn't even been Carnage in years. It's fucking Grendel. +4. Carnage absolutely was reproducing like crazy during this bullshit event. Each of these was considered its own symbiote connected to his hivemind and therefore under his control. +--- 137036528 +>>137036450 +You people have probably read more of modern Carnage than I have (I really tuned out around Knull/cthulu nonsense... well I think he was trying to summon Cthulu once, on an island with a book) +Whats Carnage been up to recently? +Is it all nonsense? +And since when does Cletus not want to just kill people? The fuck is this bullshit? +--- 137036997 +>>137030509 +>Which one? +>They Skinny one! +You know, if you don’t want to call Miles the “Black Spider-Man” then maybe you shouldn’t have have him a black costume. +--- 137037137 +>>137032014 +Yeah that's exactly it. It's also why Ben Reilly beat Venom because he suffers from no such debilitation +--- 137037683 +>>137030496 +Carnage is doing bad stuff again. Fucking yawn. +--- 137037789 +>>137036997 +To be fair, "the black one" would also be very vague given Kaine exist and sometimes Spider-Man is in black just because. Like now with Spider-Boy being real, the skinny one is vague too. +--- 137037841 +>>137030677 +Okay. So how many Carnage are there and is this the one from the Carnage book? +--- 137038035 +>>137031063 +...is this like the second time Miles has been mind raped and broken? +--- 137038077 +>>137037789 +Kaine goes by Scarlet Spider. And his outfit's mostly red. Hence the name. + +Shift would be a bigger point of confusion. + +>>137037841 +>So how many Carnage are there +Legitimately too damn many to keep track once you include spawns and knock offs and carnagized bullshit. Carnage's history is an actual clusterfuck. This is one of the ones from the Carnage book but not the titular one. + +The original Carnage and its clone are both dead. Cletus and Carnage have at this point both Carnagized new symbiotes and are living on in their forms and they're the two main Carnages. This is Cletus Carnage. Carnage Carnage is off trying to destroy the multiverse or something. + +There's other "Carnages" floating around like MJ-65 is unknowingly infected with a Carnage remnant and Normie Osborn is using Rascal which seems Carnage connected and god knows there's probably other Carnage spawn floating about that weren't killed off or the two main Carnages might have done some more fuckery to make more of themselves somehow. It's a mess. Do not try to keep this shit straight. +--- 137038124 +>>137038035 +>...is this like the second time Miles has been mind raped and broken? +3rd +--- 137038311 +>>137030818 +>>137030832 +Is the venom blast the anit-penance stare? It always works even when it shouldn't. +--- 137038619 +>>137038311 +Yes. Remember when he used his ELECTRIC venom blast to take down ELECTRO +--- 137038828 +>>137030702 +>Kasady, Cletus. Kasady, Cletus. Kasad-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH +--- 137038839 +>>137038619 +That electro short circuits in water. I'd believe he eats absolute shit to basic bitch electricity manipulation powers. Seems to be more of a generator specialist. +--- 137038853 +>>137038839 +616 Electro short circuits in water too though, that doesn't stop him from absorbing electricity like it's nothing diff --git a/co/137030489.txt b/co/137030489.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..48c1b1cb9f04781a29ae42337b38006258d868af --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137030489.txt @@ -0,0 +1,59 @@ +----- +--- 137030489 +How/where exactly do Transformers see when they're in their alt modes? +--- 137030740 +Out da front. +--- 137030884 +>>137030740 +i always assumed that, but doesn't that seem like a massive design flaw? that they can only see what's directly in front of them when they're a vehicle? +--- 137031035 +>>137030884 +Vehicles are designed to be operated by humans who can only see out in the front. +--- 137031089 +They actually acknowledged it on a TFA Short way back when. Too bad the more recent transformers shows don’t have as much fun https://youtu.be/1dA0cIfPng8 [Embed] +--- 137031371 +>>137031035 +you still have to look at and be aware of your surroundings when you're operating a vehicle. that seems pretty difficult if your head is merged into said vehicle and your eyes are placed into a fixed position somewhere at the front? +--- 137031492 +>>137030489 (OP) +I always assume they have basic sensors in their vehicle alt-modes. +--- 137031622 +I bet you retards think NPCs have cameras in video games, too. +--- 137032525 +>>137031035 +Humans use mirrors to increase their range of view, are the transformers visual sensors located within their driver seat? +--- 137034133 +>>137031622 +huh +--- 137034239 +>>137031622 +they do actually, you have to specify all sorts of shit about head heights and eyelines and whatever just to get basic behaviors to work, otherwise everything has to be heavily reliant on animation and they can't react to things happening around them, or be easily interacted with by the player + +if nothing else it's worth doing to reduce CPU load +--- 137034608 +>>137030884 +Anon... WE can only see what's directly in front of us! +--- 137034740 +>>137034608 +sorry about your neck paralysis +--- 137036433 +>>137030489 (OP) +Their lights +--- 137036480 +>>137030489 (OP) +They don't see. They use echolocation like bats. +It's hell for the ones that exceed mach-1. That's why there's so few of those. +--- 137036559 +>>137030489 (OP) +I don't really think it's been properly explained. It' probably easier if we don't think about it +--- 137036599 +>>137034608 +You can turn your head and body much more easily than a vehicle +--- 137038636 +>>137036559 +Dont they have eys? +--- 137038770 +Visual sensors all over their alt mode. +--- 137038813 +>>137030489 (OP) +They don't actually 'see' like humans do, their senses are probably incomprehensible to us. diff --git a/co/137030971.txt b/co/137030971.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d85ee37a4618e9e30d958f91a6804418c307c0a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137030971.txt @@ -0,0 +1,66 @@ +----- +--- 137030971 +post your favourite /co/ tomboys +--- 137031213 +>>137030971 (OP) +Does she count? +>Likes to lift weights and is very strong +>Former Boxer and seems to have a background in fighting. +>Likes to embrace girly and cute things in private but keeps a stern and serious attitude around others +--- 137031309 +I see pits I post +--- 137031451 +>>137030971 (OP) +Handlebarb +--- 137031602 +>>137030971 (OP) +--- 137033390 +I'm not gonna let this thread die this short. +--- 137033439 +>>137033390 +Some of the best tomboys are short, though. +--- 137033557 +>>137033439 +Hey! +--- 137033634 +I never see Gosalyn mentioned. Honker's even the nerdy best friend that's oh so popular yet comparatively it's an untouched tomboy mine. +--- 137033899 +>>137030971 (OP) +>tomboys +You mean NON-BINARYs? +--- 137034983 +>>137034031 +Who? +--- 137035500 +>>137034983 +One of our own. + +https://the-conservatory.fandom.com/wiki/Lovely_Ladybug +--- 137035524 +>>137030971 (OP) +Those pits need fuzz +--- 137035735 +I thought these threads are more popular than this. +--- 137035756 +>>137033899 +No. He means the majority of western girls in 2023. +--- 137035947 +>>137031602 +--- 137036414 +>>137034983 +The Lovely Ladybug, heroine of the comic of the same name. +--- 137038506 +>>137034031 +Cute +--- 137038561 +>>137030971 (OP) +I will never forgive footfags for what they did to Toph. I can never look at her the same way again. +--- 137038851 +>>137035756 +This. "Tomboy" became a meaningless term as soon as it became normal for girls to wear pants, engage in physical activity, and enjoy much of the same media as boys. +--- 137038911 +>>137035880 +is sasha a tomboy? +--- 137039137 +>>137038911 +no she's an alpha bitch, anne is the closest to a tomboy diff --git a/co/137031169.txt b/co/137031169.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..225d2985a4ecec887c83674bb061d80ead92b59a --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137031169.txt @@ -0,0 +1,372 @@ +----- +--- 137031169 +Come and get your movie spoilers in this thread now so you don't have to watch this godawful thing when it comes out on the screens +--- 137031212 +>>137031183 +You just KNOW the water guy is gonna fuck up that blue flame. You just know. +--- 137031257 +>>137031212 +it'll be the overt “whiff of death” moment +--- 137031282 +Why are they releasing this before the movie? +--- 137031308 +>>137031241 +Really bizarre about how depsite how much of a ragebeast this girl is, the book is avoiding showing her genuinely angry +--- 137031384 +>>137031368 +lol third act break up +--- 137031414 +>>137031392 +rip wade you was a real one +--- 137031432 +The end +--- 137031501 +>>137031432 +A very inspiring story. I think I'm going to go out and racemix now! +--- 137031518 +I think the big twist for this one will be the reveal that they let ChatGPT write and design it at the end +--- 137031542 +>>137031169 (OP) +>so you don't have to watch this godawful thing when it comes out on the screens +>implying anyone would willingly watch this god awful trash in the first place +Lol, just lol... +--- 137031553 +>>137031368 +This is so unnecessary. + +>>137031241 +Gale looks cute. + +>>137031345 +So Ember is an immigrant allegory. +--- 137031614 +Making her conflict be about the shop and taking ownership of it seems a bit weak and anticlimatic. + +Maybe it'll play out differently in the film though, could be a lot more interesting when seeing all the characters and settings play out. +--- 137031615 +>>137031241 +Calling it now Gale is the twist villain and becomes a tumblr sexyman and gets hundreds of pictures of cloud tornado sex +--- 137031882 +>>137031219 +lol fag +--- 137032012 +>>137031241 +I'm not watching any movie with fart humor. +--- 137032036 +Ember just had jungle fever for the water guy. +Aqua fever. +--- 137032140 +>>137032012 +This. +--- 137032308 +this is so fucking boring. what were they thinking when they decided to make this movie +--- 137032348 +>>137032308 +pixar have been creatively bankrupt for a while now. all they can do is shit out low effort sequels and garbage like this. they'll get absorbed into disney by 2030. +--- 137032365 +This is just a generic hallmark movie with a wacky filter on it. +It's so basic it makes 00s romcoms seem fresh and original. +--- 137032405 +>>137031282 +They're always releasing merchandise before the movie gets released. Lots of Disney/Pixar movies have been spoiled by these kinds of storybooks in the past. +--- 137032441 +Ah, so it is interracial propaganda as i though +--- 137032447 +>>137032405 +Yea, Incredibles 2 leaked the Evil Endeavor thing pretty early I think and people hated that blatant spoiler pun in the name. +--- 137032500 +>>137031169 (OP) +I want this film to be Pixar's death knell. +I don't know why. +--- 137032582 +>>137031410 +>the shop was never the dream, Ember was the dream +Then why go through all of that bullshit drama in the first place? + +>>137032348 +>they'll get absorbed into disney by 2030. +Anon, that's been happening ever since they bought Pixar. They've been poaching so much of their talent to move them to the Disney Animated Studio proper that Pixar is a shell of its former self. +--- 137032649 +>>137031219 +>She falls in love with the person who tried to close down her family’s business +How romantic? +--- 137032721 +>the shop was never the dream, Ember was the dream +this is 'the real treasure was the friends we made along the way' tier +--- 137032788 +>>137031392 +>man made of water +>trapped in a small room due to the "dangerous waters" +This will only confuse the little kids reading this book. +--- 137032797 +>>137031368 +>>137031392 +>straight love in a current year animated movie +not even fucking Mario bros could do it, we are fucking back, Disneychads +--- 137032897 +>>137031200 +>exploded with anger +>shows state of panic +Wow... +--- 137032901 +>>137032797 +>*Insert conspiracy theory about associating boring shit with heterosexual here* +--- 137032947 +mom looks likes she's only wearing a bikini bottom. dad is also naked. + +fucking figgers I swear +--- 137032953 +>>137031241 +>Ukraine hair and foam hands +--- 137032981 +>earth people are a combination of dirt, grass and rocks +earth supremacy +--- 137033270 +>>137031330 +>elements can't mix +>Ember can somehow shed a tear and it doesn't phase her + +Pixar is fuckeen stoopid. +--- 137033290 +>>137031183 +Wha'chu run on, fat bitch? Lard? Hahahaha! +--- 137033335 +>>137031368 +>she ask Wade to LEAVE +She doesn't look like she asking, she demanding him to leave. Why do you have to lie? +--- 137033380 +>>137031432 +>no Dad +Damn Disney +--- 137033398 +>>137031392 +Nigga he's made of water lmao +He could survive, but Ember won't. +--- 137033449 +>>137031501 +I might do that too. The women in my race are complete bitches. +--- 137033470 +>>137033380 +at least he has siblings? +--- 137033471 +>>137033449 +you could be talking about literally any race because all women are bitches. +--- 137033619 +>>137031219 +>>137031330 +>>137031410 +>Main male cries constantly +>Crying brings him back to life +This is some Steven Universe shit. Man up, bubble bitch. +--- 137033773 +>>137031432 +Jeez this was so uninspired and boring. The really have to stop with the shitty Generational Trauma or at least they need better writers to make it more compelling +--- 137034260 +>>137031212 +>a scene where he disguises himself as it with his own body +--- 137034325 +>>137031241 +I take it Gale is this film's obligatory LGBT rep. +--- 137034515 +>>137032365 +It actually is, wtf lol +--- 137034556 +>>137031169 (OP) + +I’m already spoiled by the trailer. It already is going to look predictable. +--- 137034685 +>>137031241 +Disney teaching kids the goverment can forgive ''code violations'' if you are willing to do some dirty chores for them. +--- 137034719 +>>137031241 +So dirt and grass is earth and cloud is wind? +--- 137034729 +>>137032308 + +East Asian parents need to let their children do whatever the hell they want +--- 137034919 +>>137031410 +>the shop was never the dream, Ember was the dream +God damn it, Pixar. +--- 137034973 +this seems so dull +--- 137034995 +>tfw one of the trailers describes the brown-colored Earth elementals as "seedy" +--- 137035047 +Cute story. I enjoyed it. Not enough to go to the theaters for it, but I'll watch it when it comes out on Disney+. +--- 137035058 +That was so fucking lame, the most nothing, unimaginative premise. +'Gale'. 'Fern'. 'Bernie'. God, just shut the fuck up. +--- 137035094 +doomfags are so goddamn obnoxious +--- 137035112 +>>137035094 +why were you excited for a new pixar slopfest? +--- 137035135 +Pretty boring ultimately. Why does the dad care his daughter wrecked the shop in the first place +--- 137035219 +>>137035112 +>slop +opinion discarded +--- 137035267 +>>137031410 +>Ember's dad was cool with her leaving the shop and all the drama could have been avoided if she had just TALKED to him about it +Nice fucking movie Pixar. +--- 137035292 +>>137034729 +If this is the result of letting them do whatever they want… then no… no they don’t need to +--- 137035506 +>>137035219 +Why are you interested in this movie? +--- 137035536 +So what, the shop is just fucked when the dad retires now? +--- 137035544 +>>137031169 (OP) +>Little Goyslop book about blacks and Asians race mixing +--- 137035549 +>>137035219 +>dodges the question +lol even the shills can't pretend to be excited for his one. +--- 137036244 +They ripped off The Sea Prince and the Fire Child even more than I was expecting them to. +--- 137036299 +>>137034685 +This is the part that bothers me the most. + +Also the part where they need to convince the health and safety inspectors not to shut them down, instead of, just fixing the safety violations. +--- 137036834 +>>137035544 +>>book about blacks and Asians race mixing + +based, very underrated pairing +--- 137036994 +The story is weak, but some of these scenes seem like potentially good vehicles to cool visuals and animation. If they don’t live up to that then the movie has nothing. +--- 137037210 +If this does well then new Pixar found its niche: safe, bland, forgettable kids movies. Like woke Illumination. +--- 137037212 +If elements don't mix, why did they build a city together in the first place? +--- 137037245 +>>137037212 +Because the Jew-equivalent of the world told them that they will not survive unless they are diverse. +--- 137037279 +>>137031241 +This really doesn't feel like a story Pixar would tell. +--- 137037548 +>>137037212 + +Cause ethnostates are only allowed to exist for those who are "oppressed" +--- 137037891 +>>137031368 +>>137031392 +>>137031410 +>>137031432 +Is this going to be the worst Pixar movie? We JUST went through Lightyear. Holy shit. +--- 137038080 +>>137035536 +Yeah. Same message Strange World went with. + +>Fuck you loving parents offering me a chance to do something that actually helps people, It's MY life and I only care about what makes ME happy! +--- 137038364 +>>137031169 (OP) +Wow the style in 2ad actually looks nice (aside from water guy). Like holy shit the 3D version looks even worse in comparison +--- 137038395 +>>137031330 +>ember can cry +? +--- 137038411 +>>137031330 +>crying game +Holy shit this is so cringey +--- 137038432 +>>137031410 +>>137031392 +>>137031368 +Holy shit this is the most predictable shit Pixar could pull, it’s shocking how lazy they are now +--- 137038487 +>>137032308 +They were thinking they had no ideas from that lunch where all the good concepts were spawned left anymore so they leapt at this chance. +--- 137038507 +>>137038395 +Gasoline? +--- 137038513 +>>137031432 +Lots of style, next to no substance. No surprise here. + +How much are you willing to bet Wish will be the same way? +--- 137038582 +>paperwork the movie +Who really thought kids would be into this? +--- 137038624 +>>137038513 +I could care less what WDAS does, but Pixar continues to disappoint me like a friend I grew up with in high school now self-destructing and refusing any help. Christ, they've been on a "downard trend" for over a decade now? Pretty soon they'll be bad longer than they were good just like The Simpsons. +--- 137038654 +>>137031432 +Goddamn this was boring, like seriously who thought this would get people to pay for a ticket? +--- 137038682 +Who the fuck thought making a kid's movie about a bureaucratic process would be interesting? +--- 137038707 +>>137038582 +>Who really thought kids would be into this? +They probably didn't, this movie is made for college-aged women, kids and men would take Mario or PiB2 any day over this romcom +--- 137038880 +>>137031200 +Is her house made out of asbestos? +--- 137038890 +>>137031241 +Ok, so it looks like Joe Pera just has one scene. At least that means I can watch an isolated clip instead of having to sit through the whole movie. +--- 137038907 +>>137038624 +This. It’s sad that I’m just used to Pixar being shit at this point. After TS3 they weren’t the same +--- 137038918 +>>137031282 +It's a movie for kids, no one cares about plot for these. + +Maybe except for DreamWorks and Last Wish +--- 137038936 +>>137038890 +JOE PERA IS IN THIS?? +--- 137038966 +>>137038936 +he voices a plant so someone's a fan +--- 137039011 +>>137038936 +I'll try to watch the film at a later date to see his part. +--- 137039030 +>Main conflicts of the movie are safety regulations, nonsense questing, "le I wanna live MY life" and to top it all off a fake out death +God damn it Pixar. I would have given this movie points if they actually went with a proper death. +Nope. +--- 137039073 +>>137038624 +Where is this doomposting even coming from? Pixar's been on a roll ever since they finally stopped the sequels. Coco? Turning Red? Luca? Soul? Elemental is just a fluke because they made the mistake of giving Peter Sohn a second chance to direct a feature. His immigrant metaphor could've been a 5-minute short, not a whole fucking movie. + +Pixar's still got it. +--- 137039080 +>>137039073 +Lightyear. +--- 137039083 +>>137039073 +>Pixar's been on a roll +HAHAHAHAHAHA stfu nigga HAHAHAHA +--- 137039088 +>>137039073 +Coco doesn’t count because it’s been out longer then the rest whereas the other movies I can’t lie we’re kino +I’d rank them +Soul>>turning red>Luca +--- 137039099 +That's was boring. + +Who wrote this? An AI? +--- 137039128 +>heterosexual romance +>still get the gang of doomtards +what the fuck is wrong with you people? +--- 137039132 +>>137039073 +Twenty Something was also really cool +--- 137039179 +>>137031410 +Why isn't he naked in front of the family? +--- 137039240 +>>137031410 +>Betraying family for guy you met literally yesterday +At least it fits with the Disney brand. diff --git a/co/137031462.txt b/co/137031462.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5bad976fd0c10273fb0b15fd1be63ccf110f4cae --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137031462.txt @@ -0,0 +1,161 @@ +----- +--- 137031462 +Is going evil for female characters ever ok? +--- 137031522 +Where is the joke, Buckley? +--- 137031549 +that's only for pussy subs, real men dick the evil girls into being good +--- 137031564 +>>137031522 +She has a penis and she killed the Wizard by raping him to death. +--- 137031653 +>>137031462 (OP) +I KNOW SHE HAS A COCK +--- 137031660 +>>137031564 +What the hell are you talking about. +--- 137031679 +>>137031462 (OP) +Looks like it worked pretty good for that guy. +--- 137031701 +>>137031564 +>>137031653 +Fuck off porn addict loser. +--- 137031713 +>>137031660 +He just has a trans/futa fetish. +--- 137031725 +>>137031701 +what. no. I know. her cock.why +--- 137031773 +>>137031701 +how is this funny again? +--- 137031829 +>>137031549 +Gay, if my waifu can't be good on her own I'd rather join her in being evil instead. +--- 137031864 +>>137031462 (OP) +Does she have the power to make my mortgage unnecessary? +--- 137031904 +>>137031549 +Rape correction of evil babes is always morally right. +--- 137031922 +>>137031660 +>>137031701 +>>137031713 +He artist draws futa. I'm serious. +--- 137031937 +>>137031922 +This is a lie. +--- 137032040 +>>137031922 +Okay. So? +I do too. And sometimes I don't. Is that supposed to be a big deal nowadays? +--- 137032056 +>>137032040 +I made the futa comment because the artist is mostly known for his futa on male content. The pic in OP is an edit from one of the artist's alt accounts. +--- 137032093 +>>137031922 +Pretty sure this artist also draws loli. +--- 137032107 +>>137031462 (OP) +yes, and if it doesn't work you can just make a redemption arc and everything will be forgiven because she's a woman. +--- 137032262 +>>137031701 +There's still no joke +--- 137032853 +>>137032093 +Futa AND loli? At the same time, I hope? +--- 137033083 +>>137031922 +I thought he ONLY drew futa. +--- 137033101 +>>137031462 (OP) +This is really the thread of all time. +--- 137033161 +>>137031773 +Funny? +--- 137033202 +>>137031701 +Call me a simpleton but I like pointy hats +--- 137033211 +>>137031462 (OP) +No. Evil for the sake of evil is stupid and women will always bend for a worthy dude. She either gets on board or gets the holy sword +--- 137034566 +>>137033202 +Same +--- 137035149 +>>137031701 +>>137031922 +>>137032093 +Honestly, doesn't surprise me. +--- 137035229 +>>137031462 (OP) +>red7cat +--- 137035281 +>>137031549 +Pathetic. Evil women deserve strong evil men willing to rule alongside her equally. Get better taste. +--- 137035553 +Anyone mind giving me any of the creator's accounts? I can't seem to find him/her through twitter and his/her insta is dead. +--- 137035584 +>>137035281 +Unfathomably based +--- 137035867 +>>137031462 (OP) +>Not raping the evil out of them with justice cock +ngmi +--- 137036074 +>>137031522 +fpbp +>>137031549 +this +--- 137036187 +>>137035281 +>>137035584 +simps +--- 137036603 +>>137031462 (OP) +>Is going evil for female characters ever ok? +Going evil is never ok. +--- 137036669 +>>137035229 +Jesus christ what awful awful art. It's practically gay porn. Shit sucks +--- 137037132 +>>137031462 (OP) +Is that the futa artist +--- 137037201 +>>137036187 +You will be the first to die +--- 137037274 +>>137031462 (OP) +Morality is relative. Pussy is absolute. +--- 137037448 +>>137035867 +What's the best Rapeman story? +--- 137037504 +>>137035867 +I want rapeman and the booty warrior meeting +--- 137037990 +>>137037504 +How would you write it out? +--- 137038860 +>>137031701 +--- 137038979 +>>137031462 (OP) +>Be peasant +>Be nothing +>Work your ass off to pay tax +>No chance at social climbing +>One day, cute witch arrives +>She'll improve your life tenfold and you can strike back at society +>Only asks for your loyalty +>Yes +--- 137039068 +>>137038979 +>same argument as organized crime +--- 137039135 +>>137031462 (OP) +No, that's just simping. +--- 137039136 +>>137039068 +what's your point? diff --git a/co/137031488.txt b/co/137031488.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1195887eab3c01b1e6fd1bcc8eaaa0088d6f4443 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137031488.txt @@ -0,0 +1,472 @@ +----- +--- 137031546 +>>137031488 (OP) +--- 137031654 +>>137031488 (OP) +Damage control for what? Going down the tubes? If that were true they wouldn’t use the word diversity three or four times. +--- 137031931 +>>137031488 (OP) +I like how none of this actually addresses that they shitcanned a ton of people without warning and that their sales have ben declining. +--- 137031945 +>>137031488 (OP) +>>137031488 (OP) +meh, im still gonna buy the world war key books when they come out +--- 137031978 +>>137031546 +>diverse +>accepting +>socially engaged +these pieces of shit... +--- 137032013 +>>137031931 +>I like how none of this actually addresses that they shitcanned a ton of people without warning and that their sales have ben declining +This isn’t something exclusive to IDW, comics, or any industry. This is actually quite common. + +Also anyone working for or with IDW who wasn’t aware of this was being willfully ignorant. + +And finally, on a personal note, the people fired are all alphabet soup woke weirdos. Good riddance. +--- 137032035 +>>137031488 (OP) +Didn't these niggas file for bankruptcy? Is there a group of wokies who buy pallets worth of comics so they can own the "Chuds" cause I have not seen any of their comics in any store anymore. +--- 137032058 +>>137031654 +from me nigga +--- 137032065 +>>137031488 (OP) +>>137031546 +A bunch of words to say nothing. +--- 137032074 +IDW rejected Ian Flynn's comic Drogune +--- 137032243 +>>137031488 (OP) +>>137031546 + +Man. That's just sad. + +They never did recover from that whole Hasbroverse fiasco huh +--- 137032263 +>>137031546 +Alright, they're doubling down. +Just what I wanted, time for collapsekino. +--- 137032286 +>>137032035 +>Didn't these niggas file for bankruptcy? +Not yet, I don't think. +--- 137032293 +>>137032035 +>retard cries unprompted +wow what a surprise +--- 137032535 +>>137032013 +IDW comics isn't twitter or facebook. This isn't laying off 50,000 people and not even miss a beat. They might still be able to struggle along, but not only is that going to be a major productivity hit, it's going to destroy morale too. Anyone not fired is likely already looking for or being headhunted for a different job. +--- 137032604 +>>137032535 +Ian Flynn and Evan Stanley have Sega to fall back on, they've got no reason to worry. + +I wish they'd get shitcanned though. +--- 137032617 +>>137031488 (OP) +>our entertaining, engaging, and inspiring stories +We're going to lose all of our licenses, so please read our originals now. +>we are 1000% committed +We can't do math. +>fun and collaborative +We're run by women. +>from established veterans to the next generation of creators +We realize we let go of the wrong people, and our new hires couldn't do anything creative. +>we can delight and excite the imagination of our diverse audience +Despite that, we will double down. +>kinder, eclectic, accepting, and socially engaged +We promoted all the people who drove our business into the ground, because they're the only ones who stayed on this sinking ship. +>We are committed to delivering the best possible +Disclaimer: best possible with our current staff. +>comics and graphics novels +Disclaimer: manga are not comics. +>we can't wait to see what the future holds +Because it can't possibly be worse than the present. Right? Right?? Please, I can't hold on to all of these junk stocks forever! +--- 137032754 +>>137032035 +>>137032286 + +>Didn't these niggas file for bankruptcy? +No. Delisted from the NYSE. That's the stock market equivalent of not being available from Diamond, Scholastic and Barnes and Noble, and only available on Amazon digital. They have, maybe 9 months to pull their shit together or it's BK time. +--- 137032844 +>>137031488 (OP) +>IDW is attempting damage control +God damn it, I wish Marvel would stop licensing out their characters to other publishers. +--- 137032934 +>>137032074 +The internet as a whole rejected Ian Flynn's Drogune, and he released it for free. +--- 137032955 +You know, something just occurred to me. IDW is 20 times more fucked than they were than last week. + +Hollywood Writers Strike means all their TV live action productions are FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED. +>>137032844 +Hey, somebody's gotta clean this shit up. +--- 137033475 +>>137032535 +I don’t disagree but the idea that they deserve this remarkable scorn is absurd. Every tech giant is shedding thousands of jobs at a hat recently. Six figure positions. + +These are blue chip stock companies. + +Of course IDW which hasn’t been above a dollar valuation in months was going to lay off. Anyone claiming to be blindsided is a liar. +--- 137033506 +>>137032617 +This. I genuinely expect their new slate to be announced during pride month and just be flush with woke shit. +--- 137033535 +>>137031488 (OP) +What the fuck did I miss? +--- 137033686 +>>137033535 +IDW's stock fell below a dollar for too long and they got delisted from the NYSE. +Their response was to fire some 30%, if my memory is right, of their staff. +IDW is a sinking ship. +--- 137033690 +>>137033535 +IDW was delisted from the NYSE and the Writer's Guild strike means that their TV projects are on hold. +--- 137033730 +>>137032844 +IDW hasn't done Marvel stuff in well over a year +--- 137033751 +>>137033475 +If you can read a 10k, you should realize that IDW isn't just a victim of a downturn in the market. Compare Apple's cash reserves to IDWs, just for laughs. + +A bunch of it is leftover nerd rage from the hasbro days, where they went out of their way to shit on the autismo nerd traditionalists. + +>>137032013 +>This is actually quite common. +Common as in it's common for companies to go bankrupt. +--- 137033862 +>>137033690 +IDW had TV projects ? +--- 137033874 +>>137033862 +Anon, Locke & Key is an IDW property. +--- 137033915 +>>137033874 +That one seems to be cancelled though. +--- 137033985 +>>137033862 +it's something like 60 percent of their revenue. They are FUCKED +--- 137034010 +>>137031488 (OP) +>>137031546 +My nigga thats crazy but uhhhh I don't remember asking +--- 137034032 +>>137033475 +>I don’t disagree but the idea that they deserve this remarkable scorn is absurd. +>remarkable scorn +Lol what? Fuck off with this tone policing bullshit. +--- 137034059 +>>137034032 +I suspect he doesn't want us to blame the woke. +--- 137034087 +>>137034059 +Even if that's the case, this thread has been mild, at worst. Even calling it "scorn" is hyperbolic. +--- 137034095 +>>137032293 +It's pretty big you're admitting you're retarded, but I don't know why you made your admission in this thread, replying to a post that was commenting on OP's topic. +--- 137034124 +Where's Boco to give his piece on this ? +--- 137034221 +>>137032243 +>>137033751 +The Sitterson fiasco didn't even make them lose the licenses +Skybound offered a better deal +--- 137034225 +>>137034124 +More like Bocope +--- 137034265 +>>137034124 +I'll simulate a few of his thought provoking posts for you +>That's just what you think +>Calm your tits +>NUH UH +--- 137034281 +>>137032535 +>. They might still be able to struggle along, but not only is that going to be a major productivity hit, it's going to destroy morale too. +They only fired editors who are literally useless. IDW runs on freelancer blood sweat and tears. There will always be fresh meat for the grinder. +--- 137034282 +>>137034225 +He doesnt want to lose his MLP comics. +--- 137034301 +>>137034281 +They also laid off their whole marketing team +--- 137034302 +Thank God Stan Sakai owns Usagi Yojimbo himself and won't get dragged down by these clowns. +--- 137034313 +>>137034281 +>They only fired editors who are literally useless +If that were the case Heather Antos, one of the worst editors in Comics would have "left" IDW +--- 137034321 +>>137034302 +>Thank God Stan Sakai owns Usagi Yojimbo himself and won't get dragged down by these clowns. +Stan already bailed backed to Dark Horse who gave him his own imprint and now he's expanding the Usagi line with more books. Along with the Usagi cartoon getting a second season. He's doing better than ever. +--- 137034340 +>>137034301 +>They also laid off their whole marketing team +Oh no, who will write bad tweets and instagram posts now? +--- 137034351 +>>137034302 +>>137034321 +Stan went to IDW because one of their editors really wanted to work with him and offered him a better deal than he originally had at Dark Horse +IIRC that editor already left the company before shit hit the fan +--- 137034440 +Alright anons, predict the inevitable HOT SALE of IPs being gobbled up by Marvel and DC. We got: +>Transformers +>GI JOE +>Ghostbusters +>Dungeons & Dragons +>Back To The Future +>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles +>The Crow +>Doctor Who +>Godzilla +>Jem and The Holograms +>Mars Attacks +>The Rocketeer +>Rick & Morty +>Rom Space Knight +>Sonic The Hedgehog +>Star Trek +>Star Wars +>Tank Girl +--- 137034449 +>>137034351 +I assumed Stan jumped to IDW as a temporary measure to get a better deal out of DH and that he was being a shrewd businessman. Hearing that it's just that IDW is a shitshow makes more sense however. +--- 137034461 +>>137034440 +>Sonic The Hedgehog +sonic is likely gonna be the last ip to go away before they go bankrupt. +--- 137034465 +Why did Hasbro pull their licenses from IDW? +--- 137034468 +>>137034440 +>>Doctor Who +DW is Titan. +--- 137034492 +>reading american comics +--- 137034494 +>>137034461 +Imagine if Ken Penders bought the rights +--- 137034510 +What did they do this time? I've never heard anything good come from them as a company +--- 137034513 +>>137034440 +Transformers was already taken by someone like a year ago, we just don't know who. +Rumor has it it's Skybound. +--- 137034528 +>>137034440 +>star wars +IDW already lost this, Dark Horse has had the Star Wars Adventures license for several months now +--- 137034534 +>>137034440 +Anon, they've already lost most of those +The only ones they still have are the Rocketeer, Sonic, Star Trek, TMNT, Horses, Godzilla, and D&D + +>>137034461 +It's gonna be TMNT +It's their best seller +--- 137034560 +>>137034440 +>Not knowing they stopped making most of these already for years now +>Exposing yourself as a casual this badly +--- 137034577 +>>137034465 +Somebody (probably Skybound) just gave a better deal +If Hasbro was legit mad at them past the Sitterson disaster they would've revoked the remaining Hasbro licenses +--- 137034599 +>>137034440 +>Marvel and DC. +Anon, you're an idiot +--- 137034688 +>>137034468 +>>137034528 +>>137034534 +>>137034560 +Look I'll admit I don't read IDW and was cross referencing via Google. +>>137034599 +Yeah I'll take the hit. But you know damn well Marvel would buy back Transformers and GI JOE if they could +--- 137034718 +>>137034440 +What about the horse show? +--- 137034797 +>>137031654 +They might mean "diversity of books" this time. +I know, I know. +--- 137034820 +>>137034688 +Marvel seems pretty full right now +They have their own stuff, the Star Wars books, and now a 20th Century Fox imprint +--- 137034823 +>>137034797 +They ran this through no less than 40 people before putting it out. Every word was specific. That is absolutely not what they meant. +--- 137034864 +What's going on with the Saturday Morning D&D book? +--- 137034867 +>>137034823 +Well, if they still had a marketing department, they would have run it by several people and checked it for wording lmao +--- 137034873 +>>137034032 +Shut up faggot. I have no interest in eat the rich faggots turning this into le corpo ebils rants that’s all + +>>137034059 +No actually, I’d like you to blame exactly that as it’s what killed IDW who has produced some fairly awesome series here and there between the absolute fetid carrion they’ve produced otherwise. +--- 137034910 +>>137034465 +Because IDW filled every book with idpol bullshit? +--- 137034945 +>>137034873 +>Shut up faggot. I have no interest in eat the rich faggots turning this into le corpo ebils rants that’s all +What remarkable scorn you're displaying, you retarded faggot. +--- 137034966 +>>137034688 +>But you know damn well Marvel would buy back Transformers and GI JOE if they could +They're not the same company they were in the 80s, anon. They have no interest in licensed books anymore. +--- 137035019 +>>137034966 +>They have no interest in licensed books anymore. +Except for stuff their parent company owns +--- 137035070 +>>137034966 +>>137035019 +Isn't there some anymosity between the 2 companies anyway? +Hasbro took a bit of a hit on Star Wars toys due to the mess caused by the sequel trilogy. +--- 137035129 +>>137035070 +If they hate each other they wouldn't have kept the licenses +Petty grudges this small don't get in the way of doing business +--- 137035325 +>>137034910 +but don't they still have that shit in their shows? +--- 137035368 +>>137035325 +>nonbirany robot +shouldn't that be the default? +--- 137035403 +>>137034440 +Look, I need spectral Shenanigans Volume 3, I need them to get their shit together. + +If anything I expect Ghostcorps to buy up / back the rights to Ghostbusters and get that creative team with them. +--- 137035428 +>>137031488 (OP) +collapses in O/U:2.5 years +--- 137035435 +>>137035368 +No, because regardless of the gender identification of the robot, its software runs on code rooted in binary numbers. +--- 137035444 +>>137035403 +Dark Horse has the license +--- 137035458 +>>137031488 (OP) +What did they actually do? QRD? +--- 137035542 +>>137031488 (OP) +How does Dynamite Entertainment do it? Is it they utilize public domain heroes and exploit Alex Ross? Don't give some bullshit like The Boys kept them afloat. Is it really their comic book adaptations of licensed properties that save them? +--- 137035559 +>>137035458 +Over rely on licenseshit (which they've been bleeding) and couldn't get their /tv/ adaptations to work out for them +They had moderate successes but nothing like The Boys or Invincible carrying them during the pandemic +--- 137035602 +>>137035542 +Their licenses are nicher but also more appealing to audiences who already bought comics to begin with +--- 137035603 +>>137035542 +>How does Dynamite Entertainment do it? +What does Dynamite even make besides The Boys? +--- 137035632 +>>137035603 +Right now? +Red Sonja, James Bond, Vampirella, King Kong, Darkwing Duck, Gargoyles +--- 137035673 +>>137035603 +Tarzan, Barbarella, Garbage Pail Kids, Purgatori +--- 137035802 +>>137035368 +Then it should be an "it" +--- 137035891 +>>137035632 +>>137035673 +>Red Sonja, Vamparella, Barberella +So Coomers kept them afloat. How did super small time publishers like Avatar; Antarctic Press; Ahoy Comics; etc. survived the last 4 years? +--- 137036055 +>>137035325 +Well shit, you are absolutely correct anon. +I guess I scrubbed the new cartoon from my brain. +And the new film looks like an absolute headache as well. +--- 137036139 +>>137035891 +I'm gonna guess wealthy owners. +A million dollars a year to run your own comic book company might be a fun pastime for some rich dude. +--- 137036158 +>>137035891 +Simple, they're smaller publishers who don't need to sell as much as IDW who became a license whore and tried to expand too much +>Avatar +Hasn't been active in ages +--- 137036462 +>>137035673 +Those are all awful. +--- 137036592 +>>137035458 +Built an entire stable of comics that are just licensed properties (MLP, Sonic, GI Joe, Transformers, TMNT, etc) and then mishandled most of them by putting low talent or under-experience twitter shitters in charge. Their comics sold poorly, because many weren't very good and/or weren't made the appeal to the target demo of nostalgic 30-50 year old men. Others have been running too long and have become unappealing to new readers. +--- 137036763 +>>137032035 +I don't think so. I it's true that they are having trouble paying their debts, their creditors could force them into an involuntary bankruptcy. +--- 137036821 +>>137035802 +which is non binary +--- 137036866 +How did IDW get the license to release those colored version of the OG Rogue Trooper progs from 2000AD? They did the retarded thing and released them in floppy form, trying to milk the consumers. IDW could have done their own versions of Tales from Nu-Earth omnis but dropped the ball. +--- 137036913 +>>137031546 +>>137031488 (OP) +Ok, so they're double down. + +Ok, they'll keep shitting out Woke garbage and hope some other Blackrock company buys them when they can't independently operate anymore. +--- 137036933 +>>137031488 (OP) +>>137031546 +Did they just get ChatGPT to write this? +--- 137036974 +>>137031488 (OP) +>"We're all about strength through diversity" +>enacts Last Hired First Fired + +If you actually cared about minorities, you'd fire Potto and replace him with an Asian dude to write Sonic. +--- 137038149 +>>137031978 +Replace "were you looking for business or casual" with "we have a diverse selection" and this changes from a /v/ comic to a /co/ comic. +--- 137038301 +>>137035325 +Robots are non gendered by default, thats why we have android, gynoid and robot. Fuckin hell. +--- 137038323 +>>137035542 +>How does Dynamite Entertainment do it? +Prey on coomer whales buying every variant of redhead bikini warrior. +--- 137038706 +>>137036933 +Honestly, I'd believe it. It's such a sterile, formulaic message, that it could easily have come from ChatGPT. I could also see some overzealous executive thinking they could automate and replace the missing portion of their workforce with AI, and if that's the case and some employee leaks that, they're dead as fuck. +--- 137039034 +>>137032955 +Speaking of live action TV, something tells me this is also gonna happen to live action movies too + +>points finger at Disney with every ounce of anger +--- 137039052 +>>137031488 (OP) +>>137031546 +This is the most corpo-babble thing I have ever read. +--- 137039166 +>>137032955 +To be fair, the writers strike means that there is a literal army of two-bit TV hacks who would all love to deign pitching their weird hacky bullshit as comic books. This has been the case for years but it's gonna be exponentially worse until this strike is over. +--- 137039182 +>>137033862 +TV deals are literally how comic book publishers stay afloat these days. +--- 137039217 +>>137034440 +A bunch of this shit is literally owned by Disney or WBD anyway; why do they even need the middle-man? + +And wasn't Rick and Morty Oni's cash cow, not IDW's? either way Rick and Morty is fucked too because of Justin Roiland. +--- 137039231 +>>137039217 +>why do they even need the middle-man? +Because Marvel and DC wouldn't want to do them diff --git a/co/137031629.txt b/co/137031629.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..085469694defddb2525d46bbaac4818effd3222a --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137031629.txt @@ -0,0 +1,132 @@ +----- +--- 137031629 +Presenting the best Spider-Man book in years. +--- 137031672 +>>137031629 (OP) +why is there joe fixit again? i know the first hulk was greyish. is it an alter ego of bruce or the hulk or just another character? +--- 137031703 +>>137031629 (OP) +This shit has been pretty lackluster. You losers are just sad PAD is dying. He hasn’t written a good comic in over a decade. +--- 137031747 +>>137031672 +Alternate ego of Bruce. Hulk thought Bruce was gone for good and wanted to set up a new life for himself. +--- 137032207 +Bumping even though I read this issue. +--- 137032693 +Bump +--- 137032887 +That's the end, support your local comic store! +--- 137032933 +>>137031629 (OP) +Fun book. Great to see Spider-Man (and Peter) as he should be written. +--- 137032958 +fixit saving cops and stopping bank robbers? Gay +--- 137033108 +This last volume felt a bit rushed, but it was good nonetheless +--- 137033165 +>>137032128 +>that 100 dollar bill +--- 137033474 +Fun little read. Reminds me of a time books like this were commonplace as casual side stories and not a gold nugget you wish were the main book. +--- 137033579 +When did the idea of other versions of the Hulk start to become a thing? +--- 137033614 +>>137033579 +In the 80's +--- 137033856 +>>137032958 +Fixit always had a heart of gold. He's the most normal of all Bruce's personas including Bruce. +--- 137033873 +>>137032549 +holy shit, that's fucking amazing +--- 137034148 +>>137031827 +Ho-Lee Shit. Someone writing Peter with chops AND he's being drawn as handsome as heck? Color me surfuckingprised. +--- 137034149 +>>137031976 +if it was up to me, I'd rather be in the same room with darkseid than beeing in the same car with kingpin +--- 137034390 +>>137032640 +A shame it's nerfed Nefaria, a Nefaria vs Hulk fight would have been more interesting than this whole Electro thing. +--- 137034475 +This was nice. When do we get Fixit back in main continuity? He's easily the best version of Hulk, bar none. +--- 137034639 +>>137032128 +That was a great exchange. But Peter, you fucking idiot. + +I don't understand his principles at all. He'll sacrifice his personal life and the relationships others have with him for Spider-Man, He'll throw away free money that he can spend on himself. But he'll accept a retired mob boss's money to open a charity for a dead woman. + +I don't even know what to call that. Those aren't principles at that point, it's shortsightedness. That's self-flagellation masquerading as virtue, fresh off the back of a cereal box. +--- 137034745 +>>137034639 +Peter has always been a self-righteous prick. +--- 137034811 +>>137034745 +I miss Kaine. He would have used the money to buy a burger, at least. +--- 137034837 +Thread theme + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY2Ws_LjszI [Embed] +--- 137034865 +>>137034639 +>I don't understand his principles at all. He'll sacrifice his personal life and the relationships others have with him for Spider-Man, He'll throw away free money that he can spend on himself. But he'll accept a retired mob boss's money to open a charity for a dead woman. + +The "free money" is dirty money from a villain and a murderer who hasn't reformed. Peter is being written in character here. As for accepting money from a mob boss who's retired, that strikes me as the failing of a writer, and not the character who is being written poorly in that instance. + +>>137034811 +Kaine is a good guy but flawed. +--- 137034929 +>>137031932 +motherfucking spidey's reaction. this issue kicks so much ass. +--- 137035192 +>>137032549 +I feel like I committed a crime by not reading these before. Thanks OP Anon. +--- 137035276 +>>137034865 +>free money" is dirty money +I understand what you mean, and I agree. But this is where we could quibble about most if not all things being dirty, if you go up the chain of origin enough. But again, I understand. + +Still, Peter wouldn't even take monetary reward from the innocent people he helps. The guy's a flipping idiot. But he is being written well here and I genuinely enjoy it, my gripes aside. +--- 137035301 +>>137031765 +They give an excuse for his skin but not him being 12 feet tall? +--- 137035362 +>>137031827 +>I'm gonna fuck your ass in prison in 20-30 years, Fisk. +--- 137035743 +>>137035301 +He's a big guy. +--- 137035960 +>>137035301 +He's probably from up North. Got a relative like that. Guy can palm a watermelon and hunches over to enter the bathroom. + +>>137034837 +Now that's a ritzy swing. Ring-a-ding-ding, good choice anon. +--- 137037022 +>>137035362 +yikes +--- 137037344 +>The only way Spider-Man can be written well is if he isn't in his own fucking book +I laugh only because I should cry, good book though. +--- 137037580 +>>137034390 +Seconded. + +Don't show me Nefaria in that costume if he isn't ready to take on Hulk/Thor level heroes. + +Otherwise? Very fun read, PAD still has it. +--- 137037635 +>>137034639 +It's only a hundred bucks anon...in Vegas that won't go far. +--- 137037897 +>>137032887 +Thanks for the fun read +--- 137037979 +>>137037022 +I mean he does after Fisk shoots Aunt May. +--- 137038015 +>>137035276 +I just take it as he doesn’t want to think he owes Fisk anything since he has a personal hatred of the guy but he doesn’t really know the other guy only that a friend of his is working for him. +--- 137039090 +>>137031629 (OP) +bump diff --git a/co/137031723.txt b/co/137031723.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..89e8021394e890d94de9fab9b9846e26807259ac --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137031723.txt @@ -0,0 +1,79 @@ +----- +--- 137031723 +>Modern cartoons are the way they are because they're primarly aimed at struggling adults +>That's why they're always about feelings and panic attacks +>Somehow, we don't have "educational" cartons for adults that actually teach them helpful shit for adults like how to eat healthy or clean their room +>Cartoons will be stuck at being "therapy" safety blankets and pretending to address a problem than being the cure that this generation needs, let alone actually be entertaining and well animated +--- 137032553 +>Fatass mutts turning to tv to fix their problems instead of doing it themselves + +Do Americans really? +--- 137032594 +>>137031723 (OP) +Sure but Frog and Toad came out 3 days ago +--- 137032907 +the audiences of modern toons are irresponsible manchildren that prefer no development even though they want the respect adults get but not work for it +they just want to be told "ur valid" and that's it +modern toons enable manchildren to be worse it's fucking evil honestly +--- 137033009 +>>137031723 (OP) +Peak 'tism +--- 137034222 +>>137032907 +--- 137035836 +>>137032553 +Let us not pretend that this is just an American thing. +--- 137036562 +>>137031723 (OP) +despite what jordan peterson might tell you, no amount of bed-making is going to cure your depression or get you to finally quit your dead-end job. +lmao. +--- 137036709 +>>137031723 (OP) +Holy shit! B-b-b-b-based k-c-/co/ post!?!??!!!?? +--- 137038006 +>>137035836 +this +--- 137038489 +>>137034222 +Absolutely no reason to force an adult to do anything other than those things on a Saturday morning. +Nobody gives a fuck. +We are all going to die. Just do whatever. +--- 137038508 +>>137038489 +>we all die so fuck it time to fry my dopamine receptors +good call anon +--- 137038526 +>>137031723 (OP) +Watching old school slapstick is better theraphy than that. +--- 137038541 +>>137038508 +What, are you gonna marry the fag in your pic, why do you care so much about what he does to his body +--- 137038550 +>>137038508 +>fry my dopamine receptors +You still post on this site so it can't be that important +--- 137038580 +>>137032553 +>Do Americans really? +Well, I guess not. Considering OP is saying we don't have this. Unless cooking shows count, but I don't see what's wrong with learning from a cooking show. +--- 137038591 +>>137038541 +>>137038550 +lol I wonder why you didn't like me saying that +--- 137038655 +>>137038591 +Cope +--- 137038686 +>>137036562 +You present no actual alternative, you're just tearing at someone who presented a solution and received wild success for it. Like a parasite +>>137038489 +t. Atheist +--- 137038910 +>>137038686 +>Jordan Peterson +>successful +lmao. +Although I will give him credit where it's due: he's highly popular with the low-income, highly suggestible, Loser+Moron demographic +--- 137039148 +>>137038686 +What's your guide to a satisfying life, guy? You must have some pretty good wisdom diff --git a/co/137032150.txt b/co/137032150.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ecabc9e748ade3bee07deabcb879074d8c3cb5e5 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137032150.txt @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +----- +--- 137032150 +Can /co/ recommend any western comics/animation in the fantasy comedy genre with this feel? + +>Well defined memorable main and side characters +>Good worldbuilding +>Writers who actually researched the subject matter +>Soul +>Not dragged down by modern day identity politics +>Funny + +I just want Futurama-tier quality again bros. +--- 137032316 +>>137032150 (OP) +>Writers who actually researched the subject matter +Dude how can you research the future LOL +--- 137032542 +>>137032150 (OP) +>I just want Futurama-tier quality again bros. +Speaking of which, how do you feel about the upcoming episodes, Anon? I'm very scared. + +Futurama is my favorite cartoon ever since I started watching it nearly 20 years ago. I loved the original ending, I think it was just perfect. Then the show came back. Twice. Every time I was a little worried they'd fuck something up, yet even though the last seasons were weaker, I think the final-final ending was really beautiful and It's one of my all-time favorite episodes of the show, which is completely extraordinary all things considered. + +But in all honesty I don't think they can do it again. I don't care if any/some/most of the new episodes are weak, but it would be heartbreaking to me if the final-final-final ending was a letdown. I can't imagine it being anywhere near as good as the superb first and third endings. I don't know how I'd feel if the "true" ending of a show I loved so much for so long ended up being garbage. + +I'm scared, Anon. I'm absolutely terrified. How are you holding up? +--- 137033135 +>>137032542 +Different anon, but it's kind of hard for me to get upset by another revival ruining another ending at this point. They've had what, three going on four now? + +For me the movies and follow-up seasons were never as strong as the original run, but there were still new episodes here and there that I liked. You can still watch the upcoming stuff and just ignore the new finale if it's not as strong as the one you prefer. + +Or you know, ignore the revival altogether if you're worried it'll just tarnish your memories of the classics. +--- 137033204 +>>137032150 (OP) +>fantasy comedy +closest I can think of is Donjon (Dungeon) starting with Vol 1 - Duck Heart +Otherwise I've seen nothing like Futurama. +--- 137035089 +>>137032150 (OP) +Unironically Steven Universe +--- 137036642 +>>137033204 +Woah, this looks cool... +--- 137038659 +>>137032150 (OP) +Hasnt everyone seen futurama? diff --git a/co/137032174.txt b/co/137032174.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..db3f1570bff15f8e5eb8df1e3a4297c032be03a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137032174.txt @@ -0,0 +1,63 @@ +----- +--- 137032174 +>Oh my insanity>>>>>>>>>>Gear gas +--- 137033840 +based Joker. +--- 137034602 +by this point the penance stare is less threatening than ghost rider saying he'll call the cops on you +--- 137034659 +Imagine if he invented gasses for other emotions and sold them, he would be richer than Bruce. +--- 137034708 +imagine if they did something with him joining the sinestro corps instead of nothing +--- 137034717 +The Joker being so insane he fucks up someone like Martian Manhunter is dumb but I completely buy into the idea he could just no-sell fear gas. +--- 137034857 +>>137034659 +Wasn't there a story where he did just that? But he was still going for a mass turnaround where the emotions turn to fear. +--- 137034877 +>>137032174 (OP) +Honestly it makes sense not because of his insanity but because the joker is so hopped up on chemical sludge already that the fear gas wouldn't hit him like it should. +It's like giving coffee to a long term crack addict. +--- 137035879 +>>137032174 (OP) +Crane's been jobbing to Joker since the 60s or 70s. Though I think the story where it happens is one where Scarecrow makes him laugh uncontrollably after he scares him, so the two of them sort of cross countered each other into a draw. +--- 137036057 +>>137034877 +this +--- 137036894 +>>137032174 (OP) +Sorry if this is up my own ass but honestly I kind of imagined scarecrow as the meta aspect of batman +Like he's a nutcase scientist who came to Gotham because he thought he should really get in-depth into studying how villains, heroes and just regular ads people cope in living in not only a shit hole but probably the most bizarre shit hole in the world, and uses fear toxins and other items just to examine and more deeply interotrate people for research +Like he's someone who's happy even if batman ruins his plans just so he can continue to study what a unique personality he and all of the other people in the cells next to him are, so throwing him in Arkham is kind of pointless since you're still essentially doing what he wants + +Idk I think my headcannon is better than the usual "wuss's super strong when he gets you stoned" +--- 137037559 +>>137032174 (OP) +Gear gas sounds scary +--- 137037647 +Hate my stance if you want, but I believe Joker would've been one of the more interesting Batman rogues had they not made him into a giant mass murderer. Have him kidnap people, have him set up bombs that blow up and just rain down confetti and banana cream pies, have him be one of the biggest pains in the asses that Batman has to deal with, but don't make him a murderer. Have him legit be unable to stop doing this kind of and be a criminal mastermind too, but at the end of the day he's a sick man who Batman tries to help. +--- 137037672 +>>137036894 +I don't mind the take, Batman chose his costume as something to strike fear, having someone who wants to master what fear is (canon motivation IIRC) lets him have a rival for a specific aspect of his character. +--- 137038690 +>>137032174 (OP) +So does he get high? +--- 137038775 +>>137036894 +>Like he's someone who's happy even if batman ruins his plans just so he can continue to study what a unique personality he and all of the other people in the cells next to him are, so throwing him in Arkham is kind of pointless since you're still essentially doing what he wants +Studying Batman's Psychology is more of a Hugo Strange thing. Though him, Harley and Hugo debating about him is an amusing mental image. +--- 137038798 +>>137037647 +Anon, his first appearance has him kill people. The first thing he does is poison a man and he kills more before Batman brings him down. +For the genuinely disturbed person Bruce wants to save, you want Two-Face. +--- 137038843 +>>137034717 +It makes sense in a "immune to that chemical" thing, not in an "Immune to fear" thing. He's immune to his own joker gas for example, and its plausible for him to have immunity to a number of toxins due to this. + +Same rational as poison ivy being immune to Joker's gas basically. + +>>137032174 (OP) +See, this is why the villain should have a gun on them and go "Oh, my apologies. I'll shoot you instead" and drill the other guy. +--- 137039164 +>>137032174 (OP) +This is literally the only instance where this is OK. Joker's insane, insane people aren't generally afraid of things. diff --git a/co/137032183.txt b/co/137032183.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..65740e8c7f8f0eac67d9287782e51093252b9773 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137032183.txt @@ -0,0 +1,101 @@ +----- +--- 137032183 +How will Warner Bros ruin it? +--- 137032201 +>>137032183 (OP) +it won't include his boyfriend Michael Jordon +--- 137032213 +>another live-action cartoon hybrid +Can't wait for the scene with Bugs riding in the car with some guy. +--- 137032266 +>>137032213 +classic +--- 137032269 +>>137032183 (OP) +This is the thrid time now and 2/3 of them were shit. +The Brandon Fraiser one was alright. +--- 137032294 +>>137032213 +--- 137032313 +>>137032294 +that's a woman, it doesn't count +--- 137032397 +>>137032183 (OP) +Why are they so scared of doing a completely animated Looney Tunes/Bugs Bunny movie? Even a CG animated film would be better. The hybrid method peaked with Roger Rabbit and never recovered. +--- 137032423 +>>137032183 (OP) +Unneeded woke crap in 2023. +--- 137032457 +>>137032294 +I liked this movie +--- 137032470 +>>137032313 +--- 137032521 +>>137032470 +too many characters, it can only be 2 maximum +--- 137032532 +>>137032213 +Someone call James Marsden! +--- 137032537 +>>137032183 (OP) +Bugs is gonna dress up like a girl and someone will breed his bunpussy +--- 137032615 +>>137032521 +You got me there then. +--- 137032670 +>>137032183 (OP) +Can we get ONE fully animated Looney Tunes film. No live action shit +Just one. +--- 137032696 +>>137032183 (OP) +that's like asking how disney will ruin mickey mouse. what makes you think this literal corporate mascot has any soul left? +--- 137034209 +>>137032183 (OP) +This surprisingly would tie in well as a Space Jam 2 sequel, as Bugs gets stranded in the human world at the end because reasons +--- 137034627 +Isn't Warner Animation Group still looking for a new President? surprised they're commissioning a script when there's literally no one running the studio +--- 137034681 +>>137032670 +Tell the retards who watch live action adaptations to stop. Im sure they will listen. +--- 137034813 +>>137032670 +>Can we get ONE fully animated Looney Tunes film. +There's the direct-to-video movies. Cross your fingers if you want the Porky and Daffy movie and the other Bugs Bunny movie to be released. +--- 137034943 +>>137032183 (OP) +Wasn't this announced back in 2010? Or has it been in development hell this whole time? +--- 137034951 +By making it live action. +--- 137035087 +>>137032670 +Give me a plot that would be worth a theatrical scope and would be capable of including LT humor without interrupting the story. +--- 137035118 +>>137032183 (OP) +My love for newer Looney Tunes stuff just hasn't been the same since Joe Alaskey died. I get that he wasn't even the original voice for these characters, but he was the one *I* grew up with. + +I feel like there are probably younger Muppet/Sesame Street fans that felt the same way after Steve Whitmire was dismissed. +--- 137035390 +>>137034943 +Probably, that project was also supposed to be a live-action and CGI/animation movie. It takes 13 years to come up with a Bugs Bunny movie, y'know. +--- 137035801 +>>137035118 +You don't even need to be young to notice the massive downgrade of Matt Vogel's Kermit. +--- 137035842 +>>137032183 (OP) +As much as I disliked space jam 2, this new movie is a complete downgrade from that +--- 137035856 +>>137032183 (OP) +Weird that they didn't point out that was fanart. +--- 137035876 +>>137035118 +>>137035801 +For me, I like jeff bergman the best but I can understand preferring joe alaskey, as for matt vogel’s kermit, yeah, it’s a huge downgrade +--- 137036566 +>>137035087 +Just remake It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World with Looney Tunes characters, or some other really old comedy nobody watches +--- 137037292 +>>137035118 +>pretty sure me and every other zoomer who's ever cared about looney tunes is going to know this feeling once Jeff Bergman dies +--- 137038545 +>>137032183 (OP) +Stop with this shit diff --git a/co/137032282.txt b/co/137032282.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..563a599a9e5057d1f0299f0ec7558a3220c09fc6 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137032282.txt @@ -0,0 +1,594 @@ +----- +--- 137032282 +Sins of Sinister is over. The road to Fall of X begins... + +Comics in this thread: +>X-Men: Before the Fall - Sons of X +>Immortal X-Men #11 +--- 137032297 +Bump if you're reading. + + +Question of the week: So what's your thoughts on TV/movie writers working on comics? Because we'll be seeing more of them now with that strike happening. +--- 137032344 +Huh, so Xavier was infected by the DNA virus in the last LoX arc. +--- 137032368 +>>137032297 +I can’t read this just now so I’ll pretend to be creeching about Calarts and wokery. Someone please pretend to take umbrage. +--- 137032410 +Goddammit Legion +--- 137032442 +>>137032297 +>implying it'll be any different than what we're getting now + +>>137032357 +X-office, please stop trying to pretend Orchis is an actual threat, it's been four years now, nobody's buying it, you're just embarrassing yourself by this point +--- 137032443 +>>137032297 +Apparently the Fall begins with TERRIBLE ART +--- 137032499 +There goes Margali. +--- 137032511 +Honest question from a non-reader here: Does anyone actually care/understand what's going on anymore with the X-Men? Don't get me wrong, you can like whatever you want, but any time I take a cursory glance at the X-comics I see only dialogue, narration like there's no tomorrow. Barely any fight scenes, just council meetings, petty backstabbing, politics, deaths that don't matter etc. When will this change? Is this Fall of X thing the end of Krakao finally? +--- 137032513 +oof +--- 137032540 +Wait that's what happened to him in the SoS timeline? +--- 137032564 +>>137032297 +depends on the TV/movie writer honestly, some can do decent comics but others are piss poor +--- 137032584 +where did he go? +--- 137032613 +Did not expect Zsen's painting to look like that. +--- 137032622 +>>137032511 +Honest answer from a partial reader (Not a fan of the majority of the X-books, but the ones that take up less time on Krakoa are a lot more entertaining), most of why I keep on with this is to relay it to my friends for laughs. The key thing to note is that once you're out of the more ambitious books like Immortal X-men or X-Men Red, and you've decluttered all the boring chart pages and silly new-speak, the writers aren't actually doing anything different from the norm for the X-books. Most of it is completely irrelevant safe comic book antics save for the few plot points they try to tackle far later on for the event comics. So I imagine most people are still on this ride just for the spectacle and to watch their faves back in action, because the real stories are either too messy and self-referential to worry oneself over or just backdrops to watch old faves like Legion finally get time in the limelight after being shoved into the background for ages. + +And for what little it's worth, it seems that at the very least the Fall of X is going to decentralize a significant portion of the X-men from Krakoa itself if not remove it entirely. +--- 137032625 +Well uh...bye Kurt. +--- 137032635 +The story continues into Uncanny Spider-Man! + +And now for Immortal X-Men. +--- 137032651 +Time for Legion to disappear into obscurity again until Marvel gives Spurrier another X-book +--- 137032689 +>>137032368 +i wouldn't find Noto's art style cal arts per say but he can't draw fight scenes very well. +--- 137032692 +Gang is already out of the pit. Didn't take that long. +--- 137032713 +I didn't really keep up with Way of X and the related titles so I'm still not clear on who the fuck Mother Righteous is and why we're meant to care. Far as I can tell she's some practically-omnipotent magic user who is also somehow a Sinister clone that speaks exclusively in sassy clapbacks +--- 137032723 +Krakoan says DANGER +--- 137032732 +Wew, that's pretty complex. +--- 137032736 +>>137032380 +will Black Knight show up in Uncanny Avengers? +--- 137032765 +Surprised that Righteous actually gave them that. +--- 137032807 +>>137032765 +>I've prepared a presentation that shows what big shitlords you become in a thousand years and how awesome I become. Participation is mandatory. +--- 137032821 +>>137032431 +so the Bloom has pretty much replaced the Mother Mold station around Mercury and the phoebes base then? +--- 137032875 +I wonder, will Exodus rewrite the Bible again but remove all mentions of Hope because of this? +--- 137032902 +She has a point though. +--- 137032919 +>>137032885 +>>137032875 +>>137032864 +I'm not really understanding why Hope does this. She got jokerfied too in the 40k timeline so, even considering the fact that she was the only one dismembered and turned into relics, it's not like Exodus was particularly more atrocious than her or like he was any more in control of his actions. She was also super chill with being worshipped as a living god until this happened +--- 137032921 +>>137032765 +>>137032775 +Should they really feel bad about what alternate versions of themselves who were possessed by Sinister did? None of these guys would ever do what the Sinisters did, except maybe Exodus. Storm and the others are being really unfair. +--- 137032928 +>"I want to own Krakoa." +uh... +--- 137032948 +Oh god no. +--- 137032959 +Next week: Rogue & Gambit #3, Wolverine #33, X-Men Red #11, Captain Marvel #49, Invincible Iron Man #6. +And that's it! If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever. +--- 137032970 +>>137032540 +so Legion was consumed by a Dominion then? +--- 137033005 +>>137032689 +He's terribly stiff and boring. Also his art gets very simplistic when he's under time constraints. I'll never forgive, for instance, how he butchered Gorgon's final duel in XoS. The same sequence with the same actions could have been done so much better by almost anyone else. + +I get the feeling he tries to go for a style similar to some of Sienkiewicz's illustrations, but he just doesn't have a comparable talent. +--- 137033007 +>>137032775 +/musicbot -yt "sad violins fron the titanic" +for the exohope ship has sunk... +--- 137033029 +>>137032948 +Storm made her second mistake. Can't say I blame her, she has no idea Colossus is compromised. +--- 137033041 +>>137032297 +Well, currently comic writers are mostly aspiring TV show writers hiding their pitches in the funny books, now we'll have TV writers explicitly recycling their scripts into the funny books. + +What a time +--- 137033045 +>>137032591 +so which royals from the UK got killed by Kurt then? +--- 137033066 +>>137032921 +The Sinister thing wasn't really a full posession as much as it was just a corruption of their personalities to be more like Sinister. It makes sense that they're bothered by it if they can see even a faint reflection of themselves in it + +That said, I'm still kinda bothered by Storm being cast as the good guy here since she's ultimately still the one who took over Mars and practically declared herself God-Empress over the martian warmongers. That she was the "resistance" in the other timeline already felt like the writers just blatantly picking favorites; she really doesn't have the moral high ground on anything +--- 137033071 +>>137032613 +were is kurt's dick(s)? +--- 137033075 +>>137032393 +>>137032344 +the relation of the Legion/Kurt books with the Immortal/SOS books is really wonky. + +So what's this now, about Vox Ignis not actually having happened anymore? +--- 137033137 +>>137032511 +Yes. It's not that difficult. +--- 137033178 +>>137033066 +Writers just love banging on about her being a true ruler/goddess because not only was she one of Claremont's fave waifus, but because they love having her "prove" herself and her [s]Mandate of Heaven[/s] right to authority like when she and Cyclops fought over who got to lead the X-men or her and Marrow over who lead the Morlocks. Don't think of it as her being any more moral than the other choices, just think of it as her having the charisma to browbeat everyone into following her, up to and including the writers. +--- 137033194 +>>137032511 +>Honest question from a non-reader here +stopped reading right there +--- 137033217 +>>137033075 +I assume what happened is that the magic virus ended up killing the spirit of variance +--- 137033230 +>>137032948 +I haven't been reading X-Force, I know that Mikhail Rasputin is controlling his brother, but I have absolutely no idea what his goals are or why he is one of the few mutant villains who decided to be an enemy of Krakoa. +--- 137033249 +>>137033230 +Unless something changed, he basically just wants Krakoa but with more Communism in it +--- 137033252 +>>137032970 +presumably THE dominion that cockblocked Sinister. +--- 137033278 +>>137032584 +Not the first time he's retconned himself out of reality. He always finds his way back. +Took Blindfold with him this time, tho. +--- 137033313 +>>137032443 +Noto was a really bad fit for this one. +--- 137033323 +>>137032902 +>EWING'S GONNA FREAK +After all the Stormwank and seeing her being the perfect and unbeatable leader, warrior, mutant who is always right when everyone else is wrong it feels satisfying to see someone bringing Ororo down from her high horse. +--- 137033324 +>>137032625 +I'll say this: Kurt made the whole krakoa shebang worth it. + +He was the only one who was right from the start and kept being right by doubting himself and challenging his own notions all the while doing his best to help others. + +Marvelous portrayal of a true Catholic. +--- 137033344 +>>137032928 +But Krakoa is not a Democracy it's an oligarchy. +--- 137033359 +>>137032948 +So Colossus has 3 votes now, since Nightcrawler gave his vote to Storm? +--- 137033422 +>>137033324 +>Catalog +really kurt should have become Daredevil instead of Spider-man +--- 137033426 +>>137032297 +>So what's your thoughts on TV/movie writers working on comics? +Does nobody remember when Heroes was a popular show and a lot of writers for it ended up getting comics work, and Marvel signing up various other writers with TV and movie credits in the 2000s? Most of them sucked at writing comics, but they work in fields the comics industry looks up to. +--- 137033435 +>>137033217 +But there's more to it than that. + +Did Legion of X happen before or after Sins of Sinister? +Because if before, Kurt wouldn't be around, since he's captured by Orchis until he's rescued in this issue. +But if after, Xavier should have known Mother Righteous when she appears in LoX, and he doesn't. + +The only thing I can think of is that the stuff in LoX with Legion and Nimrod and the Spires happened before SOS, and the stuff with Kurt and the monsters happened after SOS, but that's not the impression the book gives. +--- 137033443 +>>137032454 +Every time I see David's hair I can't not hear the words, "ITTY BITTY BABY, ITTY BITTY BOAT," in my head. It's...vexing. +--- 137033500 +>>137033422 +You know what, you're right. Daredevil is presumed dead or at least missing as of his most recent issue. Spidey is around, and there's Miles Spidey, and that Spider-Boy crap if we count it as canon, so becoming yet another Spider is a bit redundant for Kurt. He can wall crawl, but that's really the only reason. + +Daredevil is a lot more thematically appropriate for him, and the position is vacant. +--- 137033513 +>>137032333 +weird that's only in that book that Nimrod is a threat +--- 137033518 +>>137033443 +I don't believe it. +--- 137033553 +>>137033249 +But Krakoa is already communist. +--- 137033643 +>>137033500 +I'd say "There's already two Daredevils", but considering Marvel is giving Miles the same billing as Peter Parker, and Matt's basically MIA due to his weirdass story, Kurt could probably do a lot more good in Hell's Kitchen than anyone else right now. + +>>137033553 +Oligarchy yo, not communist +--- 137033674 +>>137033518 +HABEEB IT +--- 137033694 +>>137033643 +Matt's missing, Elektra is arrested. + +There's functionally no Daredevil right now. +--- 137033714 +>>137032675 +SEXO CON RASPUTIN IV Y CON STORM! +--- 137033743 +>>137032357 +>When you subconsciously move your mouse over the redacted text to see the spoiler +--- 137033868 +>>137033435 +Legion of X happened before Sins of Sinister. +--- 137033886 +>>137032282 (OP) +Was really hoping for a Juggernaut/Nimrod rematch, I should know better at this point. +--- 137033907 +>>137032902 +>>137032892 +>Imagine being schooled by Emma "Colombian snow enjoyer" Frost on empathy and common sense. +--- 137033911 +>>137033868 +So how was Kurt in there? He would have been captive by Orchis. +--- 137033992 +>>137032576 +David screwing with the plans of others is always entertaining. Ilyana had the right idea when she had him nuke Limbo just point him at a problem and hope everything works out. +--- 137034073 +>>137033500 +They only made Kurt into spider-man because Spurrier's x-book sell only marginally better than Tini's and they hope that putting the spider-man name on the book will make it sell long enough for hi to conclude his storyline. +--- 137034090 +>>137033911 +the one on the council was a clone, he still was a monster during it. +--- 137034224 +>>137032821 +The Mother Mold base was destroyed in Judgement Day, but the Progenitor restored everything he had destroyed, so theoretically it should still be intact. And the Phobos base is still there, as of the most recent Iron Man issue. + +This is mostly Duggan's fault. He created the Phobos base AND the Bloom station, then did absolutely nothing with them. So now Orchis is kind of all over the place. +--- 137034278 +>>137034073 +least he is a better writer than tini +--- 137034345 +>>137032852 +>thank you + +The righteous harem grows +--- 137034398 +>>137032921 +This is perhaps one of the weakest X books I've read in awhile. Seems very much a stretch to have people mad to this degree on their alt-selves. Very shitty plot device. +--- 137034399 +>>137032540 +So she knew about the Dominion before Sinister and didn't think to share with the class? +--- 137034476 +>>137034090 +The clone Kurt was the one from the SoS timeline year 5, when Storm realized something was wrong. + +Remember SoS resets back to Immortal X-Men 9, and at that point, Kurt hadn't been replaced with a clone. We know it's the real Kurt because Sinister killed him in one of the attempts, which he wouldn't have done if he was already his clone. + +The point is, SOS starts at the time of Immortal 9, so that's either before Kurt gets captured at the end of LoX, or after he's rescued in Sons of X. The latter is impossible, because it's explicitly after the fallout of SOS, the former is impossible because if SOS happened before LoX, Xavier would have known who Righteous was when she showed up after he put the virus in Legion's head. + +So it can be neither. + +And then there's whatever happened with Vox Ignis getting retconned by the spell or whatever it was that happened. +--- 137034544 +>>137033230 +He basically wants to rule Russia and burn Krakoa to the ground. Classic villain shit. + +So here are all the threats currently about to fuck Krakoa in the ass: + +>One of three Sinisters about to ascend to a Dominion (my money's on none of them, probably a new Sinister is going to be born) +>Nimrod has hacked the Krakoan gates +>Beast has cloned himself an army and gone completely rogue +>Mother Righteous has basically claimed a sizable portion of the souls of every mutant on Krakoa, if not the island of Krakoa itself +>Moira is still doing vague villain shit with Orchis +>By everyone else being retarded, Mikhail's sleeper agent just became the single most politically influential person on Krakoa +>Sabretooth has an army of headless multiversal dopplegangers and a burning hatred of Krakoa + +What am I missing? +--- 137034574 +>>137032875 +>>137032885 +>>137032902 +Very weak plot point to get the plot moving, I guess. Gillen trying to stroke some House of M vibes, but by doing so, he's kind of ruining some of the more interesting aspects of this status quo, like Exodus not being written like a moron for example, and more like a zealot. +--- 137034621 +>>137033071 +>were is kurt's dick(s)? +Today we learned he has a tail instead of a penis. +--- 137034643 +>>137033252 +I'm not entirely convinced he didn't beat them all to it. Did he get consumed or did he get an invitation to join himself? +--- 137034651 +>>137032297 +>So what's your thoughts on TV/movie writers working on comics? Because we'll be seeing more of them now with that strike happening. +Cancer with few exceptions they have been known for some of the greatest acts of hackery +--- 137034663 +>>137034398 +It honestly reminds me more of the inversion spell during AXIS. Except that while the villains (and KLUH) were effectively brainwashed into thinking like they were good guys, the heroes weren't so much turned into straight up villains as it was their worst traits and personality flaws were amplified exponentially. So the X-men turned into racial supremacists to the point even Magneto was disgusted, most of the Avengers became corrupt intolerant lawbringers, Thor only cared to bludgeon shit to death for fun, and Tony became a slimy douchebag who used his smarts for progress at humanity's expense. The (somewhat half-baked) idea was that this was always what the heroes were capable of becoming if you stripped them of the moral standards they held themselves to and gave into their ids. Which is almost exactly what Sinister's dna corruption was like, where all the corrupted were in essence the same people but just without any empathy to hold them back from being the ruthless assholes they could be. Which I guess is why they all took it so hard, especially since Charles and Emma were already very acquainted with how much damage they could do by disregarding the consequences of their actions before they saw the sheer scope their dickbaggery caused THIS time. +--- 137034706 +>>137034663 +>KLUH +Kraise Le Upon Him? +--- 137034726 +>>137032613 +>How continent, she left out your dick +>I know, she got a good look at it from all sides too +>Guess she wanted an X instead of a pentagram +--- 137034736 +>>137034706 +The Hulk's Hulk +Who is inexplicably British because it's the most evil accent of all +--- 137034746 +>>137033422 +Kurt isn't gonna imped another Catholic on his own crusade, besides after all the bullshit in his book Spidey really needs some help +--- 137034881 +>>137034643 +Curiously whoever it was merely took the energy Sinister himself had stolen but left him alive - not that he lasted much longer. Surely they could have just crushed him like a bug. The AI Dominion seems like it would just crush him. There's surely nothing to be gained from taunting him. Makes more sense to just end him. Another Sinister might spare him for taunting purposes, but it's not like they were sparing each other in their race to the finish at least. Maybe they're more magnanimous in victory. But then they also don't have the greatest judgement, either. +--- 137034882 +>>137032444 +Damn. Wouldn't have expected Mother Righteous to take a swing at Nimrod like that. +--- 137034911 +>>137034882 +Nimrod is a punk bitch any time it deals with non mutants +--- 137034984 +>>137032333 +Legion winked a bunch of Elder Gods right out of existence. How the fuck does a robot defend against that? +Does he have Reality Stabilizers or something? Or is Legion reduced to just punching him? +Has Legion been nerfed or are the current Marvel editorial in disagreement on how he should work? +--- 137034992 +>>137034911 +The curious thing? This isn't quite how it went down in SoS >>137032476 + +Mister Fantastic, Tony, and Forge were present to deploy their virus, then Thor went in for the smashy smashy. It's generally there, except for the omission of Forge. Not sure what that means, if anything. +--- 137035029 +>>137032613 +>>137032625 +>Leaving his vote to Ororo +>Who left her vote to Colossus +That's not bound to end well. In fact with 4 members of the council having no vote and 3 in the hands of a traitor Shaw may be able to carry whatever motions he wants >>137032928 +--- 137035041 +>>137034992 +Nobody has more experience bashing Evil Robots than the Avengers cept for Magnus. +--- 137035051 +>>137034984 +Legion got nerfed because Xavier is a retard. +He was too worried about David being unstable, and put a debilitating virus in his head. Then immediately realized David was, in fact, more stable than ever, and he fucked that up just in time for a Nimrod attack on the astral plane. +--- 137035073 +>>137035051 +Screwing with other people's powers to disastrous effect is Classic Xavier so I accept it. +--- 137035080 +>>137034984 +the explanation given is that "he's too fast and adapts faster than Legion" which is stupid, since the same writer had David fight an eternal war agaisnt Uranos in the span of a few seconds, not that this made sense either as Uranos was made into a reality warper that issue when he was a punchy dude otherwise. +--- 137035085 +>>137032921 +Rationally, the Sinister infected council are not the same as the normal ones, but I imagine watching themselves ripped apart by each other with the possibility that the sinister genome may still linger would evoque a very strong emotional reaction. Hope's reaction makes sense. +>>137032796 +>>137032815 +Throw this bitch into the hole already +>>137032852 +>Breaking mystique and destiny apart +Fucking thank you, Mother Righteous +--- 137035111 +>>137032305 +Didn’t a literal Celestial say legion was its equal? +When the fuck did Nimrod become so strong? +--- 137035130 +>>137034544 +I don't think there's going to be a new Sinister. It's probably the original Sinister who split himself into Mother Righteous, Mr. Sinister, Orbis Stellaris and Dr. Stasis. +--- 137035134 +>>137034881 +The Sinister dominion is all knowing and wanted him to know he's a failure. +--- 137035153 +>>137035111 +It was just explained to me that Xavier used a Plot Contrivance Virus to nerf down Legion to manageable levels so Nimrod can beat him up. +--- 137035279 +At this rate David might challenge The Spectre for title of Jobber Supreme. +Has the Vengeance of God ever had his ass kicked by a robot? +--- 137035332 +>>137032892 +>>137032902 +Much needed callout. Storm has been such an insufferable, self righteous mary sue in the krakoa era. She has zero vulnerabilities, is always right, never loses, beat and humilliated a cosmic level mutant like Vulcan, basically became the god queen of the resistance, and now she's unjustly bitching at everyone for something they couldn't have foreseen and she didn't foresee herself. +--- 137035457 +>>137035134 +The problem is would Sinister just want another of himself to know he's a failure? Or would he gloat, flouncing around with his ribbon cape as he does so? The sheer lack of prancing makes it feel unlikely it's actually Sinister in there. +--- 137035461 +>>137032625 +Well, shit. I was thinking with Legion's resistance that he or Ruth would warn the Council of Mother Righteous. Tell them the pitfalls of thanking her. +Guess not. +Also, man, Ororo is pretty fucked if a single thanks is all thats needed for Righteous to dominate someone. I thought that was gonna take multiple thanks; the first a seed, then build up to critical mass with more over time. +--- 137035497 +>>137032297 +maybe we can John Rogers back on Blue Beetle +--- 137035501 +>>137032442 +They already showed that they've already win against Orchis once in this timeline A but Nimrod used his super computer brain to jump to Timeline B. Really dumb. +--- 137035513 +>>137032902 +Storm is the kind of character who likes to have her cake and eat it. She feeds off that metaphor. Fattening herself with arrogance. +--- 137035543 +>>137032736 +I doubt it, and if he does it'll be Jacks and not Dane +--- 137035551 +>>137032713 +You pretty much have it. +Back in the 1800s, the original Nathaniel Essex was dying, so he made four clones of himself. When he died, the four clones were released. Each clone's purpose is to achieve Dominion-hood a different way. Mother Righteous is simply one of those clones, her path to godhood being magic and presumably accumulating power/stories through this thanking mechanic. +--- 137035606 +>>137032732 +>We put a pocket dimension in the code of your dna +Goddman, I love how ludicrous comic science gets. +--- 137035738 +>>137032732 +Cutting a pocket dimension full of Sinister genes loose in spacetime doesn't sound like the best idea. +Also, there's a Dominion outside spacetime that seemed Sinister-ish. +But still, this seems like a bad idea. +--- 137035739 +>>137035606 +It’s basically magic +--- 137035740 +>>137035279 +Honestly, David's defeat here does feel pretty stupid. Ability to produce whatever power he wants and he can't whip up a time manipulator or speedster with accelerated thinking to keep up with Nimrod? +--- 137035760 +>>137035738 +Maybe it'll grow/evolve into a bunch of new Sinisters so he and Thanos can go on murderous time adventures together. +--- 137035797 +>>137032919 +Yeah, it's a pretty weak story beat. Hope was gleefully annihilating planets in that timeline, which obviously she would never do if not for being a Sinister. Yet Exodus is to blame for what he did? +--- 137035827 +>>137033252 +>presumably THE dominion that cockblocked Sinister. +Are there even any other Dominions left? By their very nature, Dominons are singularities across timelines (and maybe the multiverse). In the future Omega comes from, the mutants destroyed all the Dominions. Which means, there should be none left outside time/space, barring any NEW ascensions like this Sinister Dominion, right? +--- 137035837 +>>137032367 +>Takes place prior to Immortal X-men #11 +So Hope is still is The Pit + +>>137032584 +Oh look, Hope +--- 137035859 +>>137035740 +it doesn't help that the art is awful for action, I might have forgiven it if they fight at least looked cool or was just visually interesting. +Also it shows that this was rushed, legion of x was one of the worst selling x-men title so they didn't just restart the numbering post SoS like immortal or x-men red, just gave him a oneshot to conclude the current plotline before slapping the spider-man name on the relauch to boost its sales. +--- 137035866 +>>137035797 +Hope has always been a brat. +--- 137035887 +>>137035837 +Emma and Xavier are there too. Easy explanation, it takes place concurrently. +--- 137035967 +>>137032562 +Her power seems like it should be pretty easy to break, no? It’s all based on faith. Lots of magic should beagle to just flat out cancel her. +--- 137035988 +>>137032576 +Shouldn’t legion be able to just make a power to cancel her power too. +--- 137036000 +>>137032902 +> while we were being evil and mind-controlled, uh...you weren't! + +wow, sick comeback Emma, I'm really scared. +--- 137036003 +>>137035988 +Xavier infected him with a psychic virus that limits his power. +--- 137036027 +>>137036000 +Emma and some fans think it's Storm's duty to be a tard wrangler. +--- 137036242 +Is the Dominion the pocket dimension of genetic Sinister? +--- 137036283 +>>137034984 +I just always assumed Nimrod has some X-gene nullifier which is why he can punch out mutants above his weight class but jobs to non-mutants. He's too specialized for his own good but what he's good at he's unstoppable +--- 137036708 +>>137036000 +>We cannot be held responsible for our actions because we were being mind controlled, you were yourself the whole time and all you did was play hero and neglect your responsabilities until it was too late. +--- 137036796 +>>137032613 +>>137032625 +So Kurt just got his own special Soulsword a few months before becoming Spider-Man? +--- 137036809 +>>137032476 +>Nimrod the lesser +I wonder if this is just a play on words in regards to Nimrod losing Hunter's personality/soul... or if Mother Righteous actually has knowledge from Moira's past lives. +--- 137036840 +>>137036809 +>Hunter's personality/sou +Erasmus’ + +Who the fuck is Hunter? I'm losing the plot now. +--- 137036938 +>>137036809 +She probably does, her library room was full of books, and one book appeared when she sent back the memories of Sinister fucked up future. +I wouldn’t doubt she was sending back memories just like Sinister was. +--- 137037003 +>>137032511 +Yes, but this comic is right on the edge of my tolerance for all of it. +--- 137037020 +>>137036938 +>I wouldn’t doubt she was sending back memories just like Sinister was. +I wonder how, though. Unless Sinister had a Moira engine in Life 6/9 as well, and like here, she was using that? +--- 137037123 +>>137035461 +Maybe a thanks from David also counted all his alters so it was like over 9000 at once +--- 137037138 +>>137036809 +the thing that's always bothersome to me about secretly important character retconned in is how it messes with AU. +However, the nature of her activity she could have easily flown under the radar in previous moira lifeline and other similar stories like AoA +--- 137037164 +>>137032499 +very bad art +--- 137037303 +magneto is back in scarlet witch. and by magneto its most likely joseph +--- 137037525 +>>137034544 +Apocalypse and Genesys are returning too and they don't look happy +--- 137037600 +>>137035332 +Eh. I'm kinda fine with Storm being right most of the time. Like Scott, I like knowing sometimes that a character isn't going to make the worst decision and will actually try to do good. Besides, this is on of the few times she's being put in a extremely important position, higher that typical team leader. I assume she's just being treated as stressed for having to deal with everyone's bullshit. +--- 137037605 +>>137032775 +>>137032948 +So who is on the council at this point? Kitty, Colossus, Shaw, Mystique, and Destiny? What a world we live in where the team brat Kitty Pryde is the voice of reason. +--- 137037614 +>>137037525 +you would too if you managed to lose a social capital race to a bunch of genocidal freaks on the sun with Nimrod balloons. +--- 137037690 +>>137034621 +Vaginal is gonna be awkard as hell, but imagine the anal +or I guess he could hold them in full nelson and pierce then that way +--- 137037798 +>>137037690 +>Vaginal is gonna be awkard as hell, but imagine the anal +perfect for a priest +--- 137038084 +>>137032492 +>Storm offered Krakoa's thanks + +the bitch is already in + +it's curious, she doesn't view Sinister or Stasis as a threat, but she's never been able to touch Orbis, yet +--- 137038147 +>>137034399 +she just said she found out about it in the last panel +--- 137038358 +>>137032919 +I believe that they’re actually secretly fucking each other on the down-low, which is why this betrayal is so personal , girlboss gf got backstabbed by her simp bf who got sick and tired of his bratty waifu LOL +--- 137038457 +>>137033230 +Mikhail Rasputin = great grandson of Grigori Rasputin with the mindset of Vladimir Putin and with the combined powersets of Gabriel Summers & Absolom Mercator (but at most only half of their power-levels , which is why he isn’t an Omega Mutant , but was Alpha Mutant-enough to be part of Apocalypse’s Twelve mutant circuit, whose lifeforces he drained into himself, which, if it had been successful would have powered him up Dominio*-status) + +* of course there wasn’t the concept of Dominions yet in 1999 when the story was published , but Apocalypse did say that their combined bioessences would have made him even more powerful than the Celestials themselves +--- 137038464 +What are the best ongoing x-books at the moment? +--- 137038538 +>>137033643 +But isn’t Hells Kitchen already gentrified in 2023 AD * ? How much crime still remains in the present era ? + +* MCU HK was g’d by Wilson Fisk +--- 137038618 +>>137036000 +Makes sense. +Storm has no reason to call everyone out as if she could've done better when she was the only one with a chance and yet was none the wiser to it. +--- 137038635 +>>137034984 +That was Legion at the peak of his powers in the 00’s BEFORE his consciousness were later divided into a system of thousands of split-personalities with different powersets by Mike Carey , plus he recently burned-out fighting one-on-one the Eternal Ouranus during Judgement Day +--- 137038676 +>>137035738 +Crack Theory : What if the Pocket Dimension of Sinister Genes is what ultimately becomes the Dominion ?! +--- 137039173 +>>137035740 +I'm not really sure how his powers work at the moment. He can still warp reality, clearly, but at the same time his ability to generate powers still seems to be linked to split personalities. He mentioned how after he's resurrected it takes awhile for them to build up again, and we've also seen him with an internal containment for personalities, weirdly similar to shit done to him in the past (around the Inferno Babies bullshit). + +Pretty much why I doubt he's somehow become the Dominion, though I see why people would suggest that. He'd never have just himself and Blindfold, he'd have everyone else his brain continually generates and he doesn't even have the twins to serve as his failsafe. diff --git a/co/137032631.txt b/co/137032631.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..019aa7a831934aff94540d4a39c7f81bcb0e23e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137032631.txt @@ -0,0 +1,883 @@ +----- +--- 137032631 +>2015 +>Gwenpool comes out +>it's very comfy, has a lot of heart, lacks politics or any kind of discussion about sexual identity, or romance. +>Which right in the middle of 2015 - 2017 it's very impressive +>breath of fresh air +>2017, the original run ends. +>Ok, it wasn't that popular, it's gonna be a cult classic and normalfags will forget about her +>write most of the tvtropes ymmv page because autism +>write that something that fans liked was the lack of forced romance +>It isn't entirely forgotten +>They make more comics about her but she's more sexy and in romances with other characters +>This is completely out of character from her original run +>None of these runs is ever entirely liked or accepted +>jump to 2023 +>Confirmed asexual +These fucking sluts cannot comprehend a story not having sex or romance without needing an explanation that makes sense to them can't they? +Do they even have friends? +--- 137032677 +>>137032631 (OP) +Also, they really did this just to spite me, didn't they? +I know those hacks get their ideas from copying what they see on tvtropes. +--- 137032679 +>>137032631 (OP) +Gwen being asexual is fine. +--- 137032684 +>>137032631 (OP) +It's an Unlimited comic, Whitley is a terrible writer who shouldn't even still be getting work, and Gwenpool's nature means you can just ignore it and another writer can just write it off as a different interation/interpretation of the character like all the ones from Gwenpool Strikes Back. +--- 137032709 +>>137032679 +It's actually not when she's been shown in other comics being plenty horny and asexuality itself is a meme. +--- 137032711 +Oh yes you just remind me part 6 comes out in a few hours, should I keep storytiming? I feel it's really not welcomed +--- 137032720 +>>137032677 +They even changed the hyperlink on that "Gwen to be chaste or asexual" linking from Chaste Hero to Fanon. +Which wasn't, it was just an example, it was never fanon. +--- 137032761 +>>137032679 +>>137032709 +You both are wrong, the whole point is, not that she is asexual or not. +But that claiming that she's asexual to justify not having sex or romance in your plot, like the original run, is cheap. +In the original run, she didn't had sex, or romantic relationships but it was never needed for her to be asexual. +It is out of character that she's horny, and it's cheap to justify a lack of hornyness with asexuality. +Just let her have friends. +--- 137032769 +>>137032711 +You have opened Pandora's box. It's too late to close it now. +What you could do, however, is storytime Gwenpool's OG run as a final farewell, because let's be honest, she will never ever recover from this. +--- 137032829 +>>137032711 +>Oh yes you just remind me part 6 comes out in a few hours, +Part 6? +What the fuck happened? +I haven't read anything new about gwenpool since the original run. +--- 137032833 +>>137032631 (OP) +her comics didn’t sell well. +so they’re doin whatever they can to get more sales and that means making up fake woke points to attract headlines+twitter crowd +--- 137032842 +>>137032679 +ONE of the gwens being asexual is fine, but did you read that shitpile of a comic? + +>>137032684 +Asexual gwen vs X gonna give it to you gwen taking it from quentin. + +>>137032711 +It's a storytime of pain anon. Like Girls, or Our Love is Real, or Marville. +--- 137032877 +>>137032684 +In theory. I don't think Marvel will actually allow anyone to backpedal on it, for fear of backlash for "erasing bisexuals". +--- 137032879 +>>137032631 (OP) +Honestly, Gwenpool hasn’t had a single comic that I’ve hated so far. Even in comics other people hate, she still makes me laugh and smile. + +God, I love her +--- 137032884 +THIS IS GWENS PLAN ALONG SHE KNOWS THIS WILL KEEP HER RELAVENT TRUST THE PLAN! +--- 137032894 +>>137032631 (OP) +Isn't she bisexual though? I know that asexual can experience romance but having active sexual fantasy should be impossible. +--- 137032916 +>>137032631 (OP) +So she goes from asexual to incurably horny and back to asexual? +Also is Gwenpool a good read? +--- 137032926 +>>137032679 +Asexual literally isn't a thing, a human cannot be asexual, you can have a low sex drive but besides that it's not like being gay you physically are attracted to either something or you have a low sex drive. +--- 137032954 +>>137032894 +asexual just means they dont want to fuck, whatever else might still be in the table, from heavy cuddling to makeout sessions, it depends on the person. +--- 137032997 +>>137032916 +only these +--- 137033023 +>>137032916 +>Also is Gwenpool a good read? +The OG run is. +Also, don't pay attention to that asexual nonsense, is just the new writers being unable to grasp the concept of the original comic not talking about sex or romance, and instead just having fun, because they lack any non sexual real relationship, so if Gwen doesn't fucks she must be asexual, is the only option. +--- 137033025 +>>137032916 +you know what Gwen Strikes Back is also pretty good +--- 137033053 +>>137032677 +People didn't hate Gwen having romantic options, they hated Thompson trying to pair her up with Quire because Quire fucking sucks and she was written incredibly OOC to justify it. Nobody would have given a shit if she was put with Cecil or even Terrible Eye or whatever. +--- 137033070 +>>137032711 +Sure, I’m fine with it. I just hope that this doesn’t stop Gwednesday threads from happening because I love greentexting stories with you guys and Im sad that those days might end soon. +--- 137033090 +Hypothesis: Gwen now needs to be asexual because too lewd shit won't get published by marvel. And not getting published is DEATH. +--- 137033104 +>>137033053 +It was obvious it was going to be shit when she didn't squee being so close to many heroes. +--- 137033120 +>>137032631 (OP) +Zonepool anon gonna freak +--- 137033125 +>>137032790 +>>137032631 (OP) +>>137032894 +>>137032631 (OP) +>Being turbo slut now problematic for progressive white liberal Americans +At this rate the right will be more sex positive than the left in the anglo west. +--- 137033126 +>>137032679 +Gwen not being overly interested in romance or sex is fine + +Feeling the need to put a label on her that she'll be boxed into the rest of her life and treated differently because writers can't comprehend a person not actively seeking love over a twenty-comic arc without forcing their sexual identity on her is where issues arise +--- 137033127 +>>137033090 +canon +--- 137033132 +>>137032631 (OP) +>Jeremy Whitley +Has that faggot ever written anything even remotely good? +--- 137033138 +>>137033090 +>Hypothesis: Gwen now needs to be asexual because too lewd shit won't get published by marvel. And not getting published is DEATH. +I hate how this theory is being overused to rape Gwen's character every time. +At the end of the original run she learned to be glad if someone ever picks her up again. +But that she would always have the original run to enjoy forever. +Overcoming that fear of death was her character arc at the end of the OG run. +Her being a slut to get published again is OOC in itself. +--- 137033142 +>>137032631 (OP) +I thought Gwenpool was a gag on how Gwen Stacy was suddenly and "ironically" being forced into everything. How is she still a thing? +--- 137033155 +>>137033053 +>>137033104 +People complain about her not having her 4th wall powers in West Coast Avengers, but from the way she was talking, I think they were trying to set up a new storyline for Gwen while also providing an explanation for this, which ended up never happening because the series got cancelled, so it just looks really weird on a reread. +--- 137033163 +>>137033142 +>How is she still a thing? +Gwen Stacy "ironically" being forced into everything +--- 137033171 +Gwen becomes a cuckquean whose partner(s) fuck someone else whenever they want the sex that she can't give them. +--- 137033193 +>>137032997 +I liked the Superior Spider-Man and MODOK: Head Games appearances. +--- 137033195 +>>137032631 (OP) +doesn't mean she can't still tease Miles +>"neener-neener. you can't fuck me!" +these sites are just desperate for clicks that they'll report on minor things like this and give the reactionaries something to use for their 5 hour youtube videos +--- 137033216 +>>137032631 (OP) +So is that the excuse to ditch a BMWF relationship? +That is super not okay, and a mighty YIKES from. I want to see gwen BLACKED so CHUDS can seethe +--- 137033227 +>>137032631 (OP) +They're pretending that they give a fuck about Gwenpool, OP, of course they don't have friends +--- 137033240 +>>137033120 +Honestly, I’ve fallen so deeply in love with tulpa Gwen that I don’t mind if comics Gwen is asexual. Plus, look on the brightside Gwenbro, at least this means we’ll never be subjected to Gwenpool: Sins Past anytime soon. +--- 137033247 +>>137033132 +>Jeremy Whitley +Lets check. + +Unstoppable wasp. Even guhiru couldn't save that one. + +Princeless. SOP contender but I don't think it's ever been selected. EISNER NOMINATED FOR THIS SHIT. + +Marvel Action Chillers. Future foundation. Didn't read. + +Multiple MLP books. +--- 137033267 +>>137032761 +I think it comes down to how it's handled. If it's constantly a focus, sure, it would be obnoxious, but if it's just a thing where she's having adventures that don't involve fucking, it's not really a change from her original run. I'm not going to endorse Whitley for a new Gwenpool run, but the idea of her being asexual (in a vacuum) doesn't bother me. + +>>137032842 +>It's a storytime of pain +It's not that bad. It's not good, but it's sure as shit no Marville. +--- 137033314 +>>137033267 +What would happen if Gwenpool crossed over with Marville? +--- 137033318 +>>137032631 (OP) +I more hate what they did to Julie +--- 137033385 +>>137033267 +>It's not that bad. It's not good, but it's sure as shit no Marville. + +Fair enough, but pretty much NOTHING is in that class. I have faith in this author to crash this plane with no surviors, based on his track record. + +>>137033314 +I suspect it would resemble an episode of xavier, renegade angel, with extra action scenes, and no pants. + +>>137033318 +The haircut is atrocious. That creative team just decided to go full steam ahead into maximum stereotype, and did a shitty job at it. +--- 137033391 +>>137033314 +>We actually get to hear Gwenpool say nigger with the hard R +>Gwen comes face-to-face with God and he tells her that her womanchild status in her old world was because she’s actually a chosen one meant to lead everyone to greatness with her comics knowledge +>We find out that every single significant historical figure was actually a variant of Gwenpool +--- 137033403 +Making an asexual character is fine, but it feels like the writer saw that there were a bunch of stories that had no romantic elements, and decided to slap a label on there to get some extra publicity. +--- 137033405 +>>137032631 (OP) +immersion ruined +--- 137033420 +>>137032631 (OP) +well here's what we got acebros +>Yelena Belova +based character in the MCU but she's supposed to be aromantic and the MCU already set her up to be lesbos with Kate Bishop, also she hasn't done anything in the comics besides Marvel Knights which I didn't read and Kelly Thompson's Black Widow which was fine but Yelena was a side character +>Nadia van Dyne +I don't really care about the Ant/Wasp family unless Al Ewing is writing it, and even then Ewing's Wasp wasn't nearly as good as his Ant-Man. +>Gwenpool +meme character I've never once cared about +>Shatterstar +Marvel made him a gay who fucks against his creators' wishes for some reason what the fuck? I've never read (or at least remembered) anything with Shatterstar in it though. + +It's looking pretty grim acebros... +--- 137033452 +>>137032926 +>you're either attracted to something or you're not attracted to something + +Anon... +--- 137033468 +>>137032631 (OP) +>The asexual flag has Zone-Tan’s color scheme +Zone-Tan x Gwenpool fans are eating good tonight +--- 137033473 +>>137032631 (OP) +>Gwenpool 2015 +>Lacks politics +Wasn't there an issue that was pretty much a metaphor for how other races get discriminated against? The one with Blade where zombies were being used as a metaphor for different races. +--- 137033476 +>>137032631 (OP) +I thought she was a lesbian? +--- 137033493 +>>137032926 +I was never attracted to anybody in my life but I agree that it might simply be a low sex drive. attractiveness is felt because of the sex drive even if the person doesn't want to have sex. +I like series with no romances and the likes better but I prefer that they avoid calling the characters asexual since it attracts the wrong people and makes the wrong people mad and I want to discuss the series itself when I talk about it not sexuality. +--- 137033505 +>>137033473 +I mean, that comic ended with the zombies turning out to actually be utterly evil after all after a convincing façade because they maintained their afterlife by devouring the lifespan of their children + +So if that was the metaphor it's a pretty based analogy +--- 137033530 +>>137032631 (OP) +>He writes for TV Tropes +--- 137033536 +>>137033385 +>Marville Gwen is actually well liked among the heroes +>She spends the entire issue killing innocent people, making Holocaust jokes, and eventually gets a spot on the Avengers +>She becomes best friends with God and he tells her that she’s the second coming of Christ +>The final issue reveals this is all a fanfic Gwen made that she’s pitching as an actual comic to Marvel. They promptly toss her out and the rest of the issue is her saying that they don’t understand her genius +--- 137033564 +>>137033125 +Who edited heart eyes on to this? +--- 137033596 +What I dislike most about is the idea that Gwen is suddenly going to become openly accepted for 'coming out' as queer, and one of the things I like most about Gwen is that she isn't really accepted by the superhero community at large. It's a great subversion for Gwen self-inserting herself into Marvel in that rather than living out her wildest dreams playing hero with all her favorite characters, her own personality defects have burnt bridges with the majority of them and the closest friends Gwen's made are C-listers and people who didn't even exist in comics until her run. Gwen being on the outskirts of accepted company because of her manic tendencies is part of her charm + +Now she's gonna be immediately and unquestionably accepted by tons of people just for being asexual because God forbid anyone make a morally questionable irritant like Gwen feel unwelcomed now that she's on a Pride cover +--- 137033612 +>>137033132 +No, he's a holdover from the late Alonso era who somehow still has a job despite writing nothing but terrible books that don't sell. Even Tini Howard finally hit her limit of terrible books that don't sell with this latest failed Psylocke (sorry "Captain Britain") book and got run off to the shambling, zombified corpse of modern DC. +--- 137033646 +>>137033536 +>>137033391 +>Gwen reenacts pic related but the quote is changed to "so what if I got deviantart.com banned? You can commission indie artists for a dollar and they'll so much delicious child po-" +>"Careful!" says Black Panther +--- 137033655 +>>137033596 +Surprise, bad writers like Leah Williams, Kelly Thompson, and Jeremy Whitley are completely incapable of comprehending what better writers like Christopher Hastings were doing beyond the most basic, shallow, surface level observation. +--- 137033723 +>Gwenpool +>Asexual +Mmmmmhmmm... +--- 137033752 +>>137033723 +MMMMHMMMM...! +I have never read an actual Gwenpool comic before in my life lol +--- 137033776 +>>137032926 +That only applies to males. +--- 137033794 +>>137032684 +>Whitley is a terrible writer who shouldn't even still be getting work +How IS he still getting Marvel work? How many times can the same guy fail and keep getting more work? + +And >>137032877 is probably right, they won't be allowed to walk this back. +--- 137033813 +>>137033794 +He's got industry clout. Dude got a fucking Eisner nomination. +--- 137033832 +>>137033794 +He's likely very cheap since he's low on the totem pole. +--- 137033861 +>>137033493 +As a straight guy that just doesn;t care about sex that much, I find it odd how people seem to have forgot that is a possibility. +--- 137033916 +>>137033493 +>>137033861 +I’m a sex haver and I can tell you that having sex is just like any other hobby or pastime. It’s just that this one gets put on a pedestal for some reason. +--- 137034091 +>>137032631 (OP) +did the final issue come out yet I want this nightmare of a run to be over +--- 137034102 +>>137032631 (OP) +>make one of their most sexually appealing popular characters, asexual, to completely slash one of their great appeals +Now this is more retarded than even their usual retardations. +--- 137034123 +Hey guys, I’m probably gonna buy Gwen’s pride month comic when this is over. How do you think that’s gonna be? +--- 137034134 +>>137032711 +Yeah, sorry you feel that way, I really appreciate it. I also enjoy the comic +--- 137034168 +>>137032684 +>Gwenpool's nature means you can just ignore it +Gwen will only exist as filler for Marvel's Pride anthologies now. There will never be a chance for a writer to ignore it, and Marvel would never allow them to ignore it anyway. +--- 137034233 +>>137034168 +Nothing ever lasts forever in comics. Just be patient Gwenfriend and she’ll soon be back to normal + +>>137034102 +You can have sexually appearing asexuals. Just have her be in sexy outfits without realizing that their sexy and you’re good. +--- 137034251 +>>137034233 +>Just have her be in sexy outfits without realizing that their sexy and you’re good. +This is the kind of wholesome naivete I can get behind for Gwen, that's adorable +--- 137034420 +>>137034251 +Of course. Gwenpool should be a character who always borders between being adorable and innocent, and completely psychotic. + +I feel like Vigilante on the Peacemaker show is the perfect Gwenpool characterization. If he were genderswapped, when that’s how I think she should be portrayed. +--- 137034436 +I know everyone hated it, but Gwen fucked Quentin. +--- 137034456 +>>137032631 (OP) +Is it me or are they starting make being asexual just basically a way of portraying anxiety issues in quirky characters in a 'deep' way. + +Most people who are asexual simply have no sexual desire, there's nothing complex about it +--- 137034460 +>>137034436 +And she probably only lasted 15 seconds +--- 137034728 +>>137033646 +>It’s revealed that her parents purposefully got her sent to the Marvel universe just so they wouldn’t have to put up with her anymore +>They had a party after she got isekai’d +--- 137034835 +>>137032761 +>Gwen in the original run wasn't interested in sex or romance +Anon, that's what being Ace is. You actually are strongly in favor of Gwen being Ace, you even went on a tvtropes edit spree about portrayals outside of that OOC, you just don't like the specific term "asexual" because , from what I can tell, you associate it with your political enemies. +It's like when people say they like the Affordable Care Act but hate Obamacare. +--- 137034888 +Didn't they try this with Jughead of all characters? +--- 137034889 +I swear acrophobia is on some other shit. +Like homosexuals get a lot of hate but Ace people have people denying their very existence. I don't get what's so hard to understand. So e people aren't into men, some people aren't into women, some people aren't into men, women or anyone else. + +People understand the concept of "not going that way" but when you apply it to everyone somehow it's treated like it's faerie dust. Ace people are real. I've met many of them . I'm friends with many of them. I might me ace myself. +--- 137034939 +>>137034233 +>You can have sexually appearing asexuals. +Yes. But you're missing the fact that asexuals simply aren't close to as sexually appealing on the mere premise alone that they're asexual. +Generally speaking, people who aren't even potential mates, come across as much less attractive. + +You can even see this in regards to gays like lesbians and whatnot. But with lesbians you have the added benefit of them appealing to lesbians. And then there is the subset of men who fetishize lesbians and woman on woman scenarios. +But most men actually score lesbians as less attractive. And most women score gay men as less attractive. + +But asexuals doesn't even get that. There is no demographic with a natural attraction towards asexuals. And they don't even get the fetishization that gays get. + +You can make a visually appealing asexual who might present a sexually attractive image. But the same visual design on a character who wasn't asexual would be found to be more attractive. +--- 137034953 +Gwen's lack of shown interest in romance during her initial runs can easily be explained as her being more invested in the fun, whacky comic-book antic side of things. Why would you bother with trying to find a boyfriend you could just as easily get at home when faced with the high of living in an exciting superhero setting? + +It didn't have to be interpreted as not being interested in romance at ALL +--- 137035015 +>>137034889 +As a guy who has sex regurarly, I can tell you that you aren’t any worse of a person for not having sex. Once you have it yourself you realize that it’s just like any other hobby, some people like it and some people don’t. It’s no different from being a fan of video games or religiously reading comic books. Anyone who says otherwise has probably never had sex before and is hyping it up in their head as something that will change their life, rather than it being a regular everyday thing. + +>>137034939 +Ok that makes sense. Her being asexual probably just means that self-inserters can’t pretend that they’re her object of desire. + +At least she’ll always live on in our fanfics, our fanart, and our greentexts +--- 137035160 +Hey guys, if you’re so mad about her being asexual, why don’t you just waifu the sexually active Gwen from the doujin AU instead? +--- 137035242 +>>137034939 +Anon fictional characters can't be potential mates to begin with, they're fictional, you can't physically interact with them. +--- 137035250 +>>137035160 +I'm not mad at her +I'm mad at her writers +--- 137035287 +>Gwenpool is aerodynamic +BULLSHIT +--- 137035299 +>>137035242 +>He doesn’t know +--- 137035349 +>>137033752 +how come she didn't notice until she was heavily pregnant? +--- 137035366 +>>137035349 +She just thought she was getting fat +--- 137035370 +>>137035349 +She’s not very smart +--- 137035576 +>>137032631 (OP) +>Horny as fuck during the Hastings run without every actually fucking +>Every single comic appearance post Hastings has been her acting like the biggest whore imaginable +>Asexual +What? +I don't give a shit about anything Gwenpool after the last issue of the Hastings run gave her the perfect ending but that is just wildly inconsistent. +--- 137035664 +>>137035576 +This is just further evidence that she’s exclusively into 2D. Either that, or she became so whorish, that she bounced back and became asexual. +--- 137035806 +>>137035287 +I can’t believe that Marvel made Gwenpool an amphibian. When are these aerobics going to understand that not everyone wants to see Aphrodites in comics? All of you acrobats should just keep to yourselves and quit trying to make Gwenpool into an aristocrat. +--- 137035935 +>>137034835 +No, it's because the lack of romance was just for fun, they turned it political and stripped the fun. +--- 137035937 +>>137035160 +This. If your waifu gets ruined, just waifu the version of her from a fanfiction, or a fancomic. +--- 137035952 +>>137035576 +>Horny as fuck during the Hastings run without every actually fucking +She was just happy, not horny. +--- 137036015 +>>137035952 +What’s the difference? +--- 137036052 +>>137032631 (OP) +Gwenpool canonically does what she needs to survive. Perfectly in character to change something about her so dhe doesn't get cancelled. +--- 137036079 +>>137036052 +I now want to see a storyline where she’s retconned so much of herself that she doesn’t even know who she is anymore and has an existential crisis +--- 137036100 +>Japanese artists leave +>comic turns to shit +The jokes write themselves. +--- 137036170 +>>137032631 (OP) +If its not written by Hastings, then it's a perverted Skrull. +Or, to put it in other words, don't bother reading any of her stories until other anons confirm it to be good. +I'm sure they'll be another author who can write some fun stories with her. But that author will ignore everything except Hastings run, so you're basically gorging on low-quality filler +--- 137036190 +>>137036100 +Hey anon, what do a Japanese person and meat have in common? + +I love beating them both +--- 137036212 +>>137035299 +But I do know Gwenpool, I'ma waifufag just like you, I just don't believe you can't physically interact with a waifu, outside of tulpa stuff. +--- 137036232 +Do they address in-universe at all how this is at odds with how horny she has acted in the past? She fucked Quentin immediately and in the original run she didn’t have sex but was drooling over a few characters like Miles. + +>>137036079 +Actually a neat idea. Wonder how long it’ll be before the marvel writers reading this thread use it. +--- 137036248 +>>137035937 +Or just disregard the shitty parts of canon, that works too. +--- 137036381 +>>137036212 +Oh, well that’s ok then. Also, it’s always a joy to see you Tiffanon. + +>>137036232 +Imagine if her original cast are the ones to point it out. Maybe Cecil or Batroc point out how Gwen has changed so much of her backstory and personality that she’s essentially become a different character entirely. + +>>137036248 +That also works. A headcanon is as valid as any other canon. +--- 137036491 +Why didn’t Gwenpool just snatch the pebble from master Kan’s hand? +--- 137036513 +>>137036381 +You too Gwenpool/Zone-Tan anon, glad to see that Gwenpool's comics getting worse and worse hasn't effected your love for her. +--- 137036605 +>>137036513 +Of course Tiffanon. I’ll always love her through the good times and bad. +--- 137036664 +>>137032631 (OP) +>asexual +Couldn't they just stated that she's a virgin? +--- 137036723 +>>137032631 (OP) +>A character isn't overly interested in sex or romance +>Well that because she's asexual +2023 folks, we've came a long way... +--- 137036742 +I think this does open a theme one can work on if she ever gets another story. +I would post it but i may just write a fanfic short instead. +--- 137036775 +>>137036742 +Write it. More Gwenpool fanfics are always welcome +--- 137036911 +I don't have a problem with Gwenpool not showing interest in romance or sex in her comics. While I do like the idea of her having a harem (Cecill, Eye, Kamala, Chavez) that's more shit I'd like to see in fanart and fanfics. She can work as a horny girl that never actually goes all the way, or as someone who values the idea of love moreso than actually being in love. I just want the shit that she's in to be good. There were parts of the Whitley comic that could be better utilized by better writers, but from the get-go this was always gonna be a Love Unlimited story about asexuality that just so happens to have Gwenpool as the main character. +--- 137036936 +Alright anons, for some god forsaken reason, you're tasked with writing some new Gwenpool comics. +Don't worry though, you're just the idea guy and someone else will do the actual work (hey, it worked for Slott) +So what type of stuff do you write? + +I move Gwenpool out to some practically-nonexistant-but-still-kinda-there area of the Marvel Universe (like Canada) and have her open a merc agency with her supporting cast where she has rotating group of D/C-listers show up in her adventures. +Then it's all sci-fi adventure schlock nonesense. +Mole people, underground biosphere with dinosaurs, underwater exploration in a super submaine, going to space, but unpopular planets, etc. until I get cancelled for low sales. +Woudln't do her any good, but I would try not to fuck it up by having her play to the camera for fans. +--- 137036961 +>>137035952 +Nah, she blatantly wanted to fuck Miles and Dr.Strange in that run and Daredevil in that one Venomverse story Hastings wrote. +She was fangirl horny though not the degenerate party slut kind of horny that she was in later appearances. +--- 137037006 +Gwen pool is one of the worst characters marvel has ever produced and only cheap waifu fags even pretend to like her. +--- 137037038 +>>137032631 (OP) +Y'all should be happy about this, it means she won't become a dyke +--- 137037052 +>>137034889 +Asexuality isn't a real thing you mongoloid. You're not special just because you have a low sex drive. +--- 137037063 +>>137036936 +I’d do a comic that has her getting transported back to the 1940s and being horrified because she doesn’t recognize anyone here (outside of guys like the Captain America and Namor). + +It would have her exploring the golden age Marvel universe, teaming up with heroes like The Black Widow, The Whizzer, and the Angel and eventually becoming a fan of those characters too while also becoming more knowledgeable on the golden age as a whole. +--- 137037069 +>>137035160 +Why don't you shove your laptop up your ass, Jeremy? +--- 137037078 +>>137037038 +I'd be happier if they just left her alone. +It's never been good since Hastings. +It hasn't even reached the dizzying heights of 'passable,' like she's actively given over to shit writers. +--- 137037082 +>>137036513 +Hey Tiffanon, what do you think of Gwenpool’s comics? +--- 137037094 +>>137037063 +That's a pretty neat concept. +Her trying to keep a straight face and the 1940's slang or the costumes. +--- 137037096 +>>137037069 +You first Arnold +--- 137037146 +>>137036232 +>Do they address in-universe at all how this is at odds with how horny she has acted in the past? +They'll do like they usually do and either ignore or handwave it away as her "overcompensating". And like all good kaleidoscope flag bullshit in comics, it happened because another character told her. + +>>137036723 +Like someone said, millennial writers are so obsessed with sex that they simply can't comprehend stories where characters aren't as obsessed with it as they are and if they're not then obviously it means they're some new kind of kaleidoscope flag person instead of the romance/sex elements just not being relevant to the story being told. Because for them, every story exists not to tell stories but to ship characters together. +--- 137037161 +>character had a small but dedicated fanbase, not big enough to carry a comic, but big enough to make merch profitable +>her ongoing ends and you follow it up by forcing her into a poorly written team book where her powers are nerfed and she is written completely out of character +>next you give her a mini-series full of whacky zoomer memes, but don't worry it was written obnoxiously on purpose by a hack writer trying to be clever +>not knowing what to do with her you retcon her into a mutant so she can be integrated into other x-books +>proceed to do nothing with her besides a few small cameos here and there for the next 4 years +>all of your poor decisions have chipped away at her fanbase to a point where barely any of them are left +>like with all characters you don't know what to do with you make her some made up sexuality in hopes that twitter users will pick up the slack of the previous fanbase you lost +>twitter doesn't care after a week and now you are left with a character with no fanbase and she has been put in such a small box that it is nearly impossible to make a good comic with her because of the baggage +Gwenpool is a really interesting look at how incompetent editorial can take a mild success and turn it into something nobody wants or cares about. +--- 137037163 +>>137037096 +What kind of an insult is that? God, your attempts at shitposting are almost as bad as your writing. +--- 137037167 +>>137037082 +I haven't read any other than one, I believe it was one that had MODOK, and one of her friends ends up getting killed by him, can't remember much aside from that but I remember liking her as a character, shame to see that she's been getting shat on ever since. +--- 137037194 +>>137032679 +she just got icemanned, anon. her entire character up to this point is now irrelevant and being asexual is going to be her entire personality for the rest of her existence. she's fucked. +--- 137037226 +>>137037163 +Well Jim maybe if you weren’t such a paint sniffer, I wouldn’t be so bad at writing +--- 137037298 +She fled into the world of Marvel Comics because she was so [NOT HORNY] and her parents didn't approve... +--- 137037321 +>>137037167 +Shame about that. I’d recommend you read her original series, it’s quite good. No pressure of course. +--- 137037327 +so this is going to sell more comics? +--- 137037335 +>>137036961 +Venomgwen was too good for this world. +Wasted on a shit event. + +>>137036936 +Not writing her FOR an event that is for sure. +she is a small character, so a small storyline fits her well, trying to put her on the same level as high tier character will only bring trouble, something in the level of runaways is fine, but helping with Dr. Strange or Spiderman constantly will put her on powerlevel radar so other writers will try to fuck her over. + +Meta stuff is a focus in each Gwenpool comic but people have become stuck with her "dying" if sales are low, exploring more is a must. +--- 137037347 +>>137032631 (OP) +isn't it canon that each writers version of gwenpool is a different one? +--- 137037362 +>>137037327 +sales? +--- 137037368 +>>137037321 +If I ever get into reading comics again I will, along with Scott Pilgrim, I have a lot more reason to be curious about something if someone I know is attached enough to it to have fallen in love with one of the characters. +--- 137037369 +>>137036936 +I’d pair her with Chavez briefly for the previously mentioned similarities between the two, and start it off as a typical fun adventure where Gwen tries to con America into letting her explore the cooler places in the Marvel multiverse, but then I’d have them actually enter a nicer setting with an emotion sensing hero, and hit them both with the big depression stick as it’s slowly revealed just how terrible of an environment 616 is for anyone suffering from trauma or mental illness. +As the issues go on, I’d have it emphasized how Gwen is essentially delusional and acting solely in self preservation instead of living life in a kinder fashion, which is slowly chipping away at her personality and memories and making her into a walking meme and shell of a human being who cannot relate to anyone due to her rampant bridge burning. Meanwhile America is forced to confront the fact that she has not had a single good nights rest since entering 616, as she is essentially a shell shocked veteran who has been thrust into an environment that enables her worst coping mechanisms and encourages her to throw herself into situations which worsen her trauma. +The series will follow the two as they travel through 5 separate dimensions representing the 5 stages of grief with an additional one representing loneliness before they face the final boss and move on to return home in the idea of acceptance and self improvement + +Also the whole thing is done in a Scott Pilgrim art style +--- 137037417 +>>137036723 +I'm starting to think asexual as an identity is just an offshoot of how hypersexualized things are now + +Like people are being convinced if you're not horny 24/7 apparently you don't feel sexual attraction +--- 137037422 +>>137036232 +I never interpreted her fangirling over characters as sexual. The only time she ever was horny under Hastings was in the Venomverse one-shot story, and that's easy enough to write-off as an AU. + +I think we're all better off disregarding the Quentin Quire shit. +--- 137037427 +>>137037094 +How would she react over the fact that she can’t kill Hitler no matter how hard she tries, because she has to wait for WWII to end in the real world? +--- 137037451 +>>137032631 (OP) +Gwen is a kid, why the fuck would I care about her sex life? +--- 137037461 +>>137032926 +>"asexuality" is just another way of saying you have autism and are unable to socially interact with other people on a romantic or sexual level either. +--- 137037473 +Consider angry Gwen +https://youtu.be/yvRMTQtvVII [Embed] +--- 137037495 +>>137037368 +Well thanks Tiffanon. If you ever read her comic, I hope you enjoy it greatly, along with Scott Pilgrim. + +I’d watch My Life As a Teenage Robot for you, but I’ve already watched every episode of that show. Fun cartoon and I personally like it more than Danny Phantom for not going through seasonal rot and maintaining a consistent quality all the way through. +--- 137037550 +>>137037495 +I'm sure I would for Gwenpool, if I can still remember anything from that one comic after all these years then I clearly liked it, dunno about Scott Pilgrim but the art style looks fun enough for me to get into if I ever get around to reading comics again, also, thanks, it means a lot that you'd be willing to watch MLAATR just for me if you already hadn't. You'd be willing to watch it for Jenny anon too right? +--- 137037558 +>>137037451 +She’s 19 anon. You can care all you want +--- 137037571 +>>137037052 +Literally nobody said asexuality makes you special. No need to get triggered by a label, cuck. +--- 137037592 +>>137037550 +Of course I would. I like both of you guys and I love splooging about our waifus together. Do you have a discord? +--- 137037601 +>>137037327 +comics? +--- 137037646 +>>137037592 +Aye, bit wary about posting it on 4chan though, if you're willing to post yours I'd be fine with adding you though. +--- 137037705 +>>137037327 +huh wat u mean? +--- 137037707 +>>137037052 +The fact that you hate people with low sex drives is what makes it special. +--- 137037729 +>>137037646 +Sure. My name is Headpat Giver #7856 +--- 137037757 +>>137037417 +No, you're right. It's the same as people who are convicned that having a good time when you're going out means getting hammered. People consume media and it warps their ideas as to how life and human interaction is and when they don't measure up to these fictional ideals they start to believe that there's something wrong with them. But nobody wants to think that there's something wrong with them so they try to put a positive spin on it and suddenly a whole new -sexuality or -romantic term is birthed. + +It's a way of coping with the negative feelings that come from not being able to measure up to a fake reality. +--- 137037775 +>>137037729 +Says it ain't working, shit, is that name right? +--- 137037792 +>>137037757 +The only people I'm convinced don't feel sexual attraction are people who have trauma in that area to where arousal either invokes shame or panic. Neither of which are natural responses +--- 137037882 +The only As I care about this bitch is the ass I'm gonna be beating into fearful submission +--- 137037892 +>>137037369 +So you're ignoring the changes to Chavez' origin for this work? Or retconning the retcon during it? +--- 137037924 +>>137037775 +Oh wait, I got the number wrong. It’s actually #7855 +--- 137037940 +>>137032631 (OP) +>These fucking sluts cannot comprehend a story not having sex or romance without needing an explanation that makes sense to them can't they? +I doubt that's it. These are professionals, the easiest explanation is that they're money-grubbing. True asexuals aren't anywhere near enough of a market to cater to, but it's a popular cope for virgins which happen to make up a significant fraction of comic audiences. +--- 137037951 +>>137037882 +Do you think this universe’s version of Gwenpool is asexual? +--- 137037956 +>>137037451 +I think she's intended to be a young adult. +--- 137038019 +>>137037882 +Delet this +--- 137038055 +>>137037882 +Ryona truly is the worst fetish. +--- 137038085 +>>137032631 (OP) +>lacks politics or any kind of discussion about sexual identity, or romance. +Muh apolitical +--- 137038123 +>>137038085 +Nigger, read that comic.>>137038085 +--- 137038172 +>>137032631 (OP) +I could never imagine that Disney would ruin Marvel comics so much, drove away its readers and every month they show that they hate Stan Lee's legacy and inject the ideology and only work with the worst writers and artists, it is the worst moment in the history of Marvel comics. +--- 137038257 +>>137037792 +You can easily have low libido to the point where sex or masturbation is no longer interesting which I think is what most "asexuals" are. It happens all the time to libidinous people, nobody wants to fuck with the flu. +--- 137038262 +>>137032631 (OP) +>lacks politics +but i thought any character who isn't a straight white man is political pandering. isn't that what you incels always cry about? +--- 137038272 +>>137038262 +dilate +--- 137038304 +>>137032926 +most people who identify as asexuals have had boyfriends. +--- 137038305 +>>137038262 +You clearly dislike /pol/tards, so why are you summoning them? Fuck off. +--- 137038327 +>>137036052 +Even that doesn’t work on a meta level beyond just desperately throwing shot at the wall hoping that something sells. Most of the time retconning a character’s sexuality torpedoes their market value since they end up being written by terrible writers with their sexuality at the forefront and their character an afterthought leading to readers not buying their books. It’s basically character suicide +--- 137038329 +>>137038305 +>why are you summoning them? +did you read the op? they're already here. +--- 137038348 +>>137038329 +You're right, no one should ever complain about writing or they're a /pol/tard +--- 137038376 +>>137038348 +crying about a fictional character being asexual is /pol/tard behavior +--- 137038388 +>>137038262 +Man, comic fans post shit like this and then wonder why no one reads comics. +--- 137038390 +>>137038376 +Nope. this terrible comic is worth complaining about +--- 137038419 +>>137038388 +i don't think that's why no one reads comics anymore. +--- 137038429 +>>137038329 +OP has a legitimate complaint and doesn't appear to have a stick up his arse about asexuals in particular. +--- 137038436 +>>137033125 +--- 137038460 +>>137038419 +The fandom being full of annoying cunts is definitely a big factor for why people don't read comics. +No one wants to interact with stuck-up American cunts who immediately assume anyone who doesn't like some shitty change is their ideological enemy. +--- 137038502 +>>137038460 +I dunno. I mean I browse 4chan which is nothing but stuck-up American cunts, but I could read comics without coming here. +--- 137038523 +>>137032761 +>She should act like asexual but YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY SHE’S ASEXUAL IT HURTS MY FEELINGS IF YOU DO + +You people are unreal +--- 137038536 +>>137038502 +>which is nothing but stuck-up American cunts, +No, that's actually just /co/. +Most of the rest of 4chan is full of non-Americans, especially boards like /int/, /a/, /tv/, and /sp/. You can tell because those boards are full of ESLs and don't immediately die in terms of posts when it's early-mid morning in America. +In fact, 4chan is probably one of the least-American sites for comic readers. +--- 137038563 +>>137038523 +What is "act like asexual"? I've turned down every offer of sex for years, I'm not asexual just busy and not particularly horny. +--- 137038565 +>>137034102 +>If you aren’t into having sex you can look sexy!!!! + +For fucks sake, you can’t be this stupid. +--- 137038601 +>>137035935 +>It’s political that she doesn’t want to fuck me! + +Don’t be an incel, dude. She’s a fucking comic character, she was never going to be able to fuck you. +--- 137038631 +Why is Gwenpool even a thing? +--- 137038646 +>>137037417 +No that’s just people having coomer brains and being unable to accept some people aren’t into having sex and it triggers them because it destroys their dick hard driven worldview +--- 137038656 +>>137038388 +Ah yes, comic fans get their feelings hurt so hard by random internet comments they can’t read comics anymore. +--- 137038681 +>>137038631 +She's a popular comic book character. +--- 137038685 +>>137038656 +>See that fandom is full of annoying retards +>See that content is shit or quickly goes to shit +>See that most arguments and postings within said fandom boil down to retarded Americans screeching about politics in said shit content +>Don't interact with fandom or read content +Pretty simple. +--- 137038688 +>>137038390 +You haven’t even read the comic where she’s said to be asexual but you’re already busy crying and acting like a five year old throwing a tantrum +--- 137038697 +>>137038646 +I'm not much into sex and I vaguely agree with him. +--- 137038704 +>>137038685 +tl;dr baaaaawwwwwww my feelings, they ache +--- 137038714 +>>137038688 +I did read it. +Now dilate +--- 137038718 +>>137038704 +Proving my point even further. +--- 137038723 +>>137038704 +See this wouldn't fly at the book club. +--- 137038730 +during Venomverse Gwen wanted Matt Murdock's dick and the symbiote was playing wingman I liked that +--- 137038763 +>>137038714 +>Now dilate +Not him but be clever and original. That's the whole point of being an asshole online. +--- 137038791 +>>137038085 +Make a bullshit political statement about pong then. +--- 137038810 +>>137038304 +So they're just asshurt then. +--- 137038815 +>>137038763 +he needs to dilate though +--- 137038833 +Name one time a sexuality retcon hasn't been garbage +--- 137038960 +>>137038815 +OK, dilator-in-chief. +--- 137038992 +>>137038833 +"Retcon" makes it hard, that implies it was contradicted before. Makes sense for an asexual I guess, but anyone can "go gay". +--- 137039032 +>>137038833 +Catwoman, Connor Hawke, Tim Drake, Harley and Ivy, Renee Montoya, Constantine, etc. +--- 137039045 +>>137038631 +Spider gwen and deadpool were popular and someone wanted a variant cover or something. +Editor liked it and asked for some more. +--- 137039070 +>>137038992 +>but anyone can "go gay" +Hiding behind "they could've been in the closet the whole time" doesn't make it not a retcon +--- 137039115 +>>137032769 +she won't, but she was always on the decline anon. at best this will at least make her more of a cult classic character which is her last hope. Maybe her being in pride and being a lgblt will give her more eyes *not likely*. +--- 137039156 +>>137039032 +>Harley and Ivy +I think a lot of people would argue with you on that one. +--- 137039163 +>>137032631 (OP) +They are robbing us a white bitch getting blacked. This is not progressive at all. +What gives? +--- 137039187 +>>137039032 +Literally all of them except Constantine are garbage +--- 137039225 +>>137039187 +Wrong +--- 137039229 +>>137039032 +damn man were you trying to prove his point? diff --git a/co/137032863.txt b/co/137032863.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ca276cf5bd0027ff389ad6fd1802a05fa4310ebd --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137032863.txt @@ -0,0 +1,154 @@ +----- +--- 137032863 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykx8fSM4dhk [Embed] +Please understand! +--- 137033292 +>>137032863 (OP) + +This is why Winsor McCay will always be a better animator than anyone afterwards. +He doesn't do cheap shortcuts, he just makes it. +--- 137033416 +Meanwhile 3Diggers make one model and then reuse it for every frame in the movie + sequels +--- 137033791 +>>137033416 +So sad he went the hack route in his later years, starting to use cels instead of redrawing the background art like any respectable artist would. +--- 137033807 +>>137033791 +meant for >>137033292 +--- 137033810 +>>137032863 (OP) +Those 70s movies were all crap honestly +--- 137033816 +>>137032863 (OP) +>>137033292 +Animation has gone downhill ever since cels were invented. +--- 137033821 +>>137033816 +lmao +--- 137033831 +>>137033816 +Animation was never good. It's a shit genre for mentally stunted adults. +--- 137033847 +>>137033810 +Eat shit +--- 137033859 +>>137033831 +This, so much this. +--- 137033866 +>>137032863 (OP) +These animators didn't nearly kill themselves only for a bunch of shithead kids 60 years later to punk on shortcuts the audiences didn't even notice back then because the internet and home releases didn't exist for people to nitpick every fucking frame. +--- 137033871 +>>137033847 +Yiff in hell +--- 137033927 +>>137032863 (OP) +IIRC one of the 9 old men said that this whole process was a waste of time and it would have been easier to just animate the scenes from scratch instead of searching old frames. They were just that good. +--- 137033976 +>>137033831 +>Matt Walsh post on /co/ +he's right tho +--- 137034349 +>>137033816 +>>137033831 +These 2 posts pretty much sum up /co/ in a nutshell. +--- 137034400 +>>137032863 (OP) +I'd argue that some of these, like Beauty in the Beast, are purposefully referencing famous scenes from earlier movies and recreating them. +--- 137034412 +>>137033831 +>>137033859 +>>137033976 +t. mentally stunted adults projecting +--- 137034416 +There's a FOURTH one?! +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCndxoYaJHk [Embed] +Again, please understand. +--- 137034489 +>>137032863 (OP) +At least it was Disney copying itself, unlike all those cartoons ripping off the Akira bike scene. +--- 137034603 +>>137033866 +>nearly kill themselves +Oh boo hoo, you shouldn't have gone into a creative field if drawing kills you. Quit projecting your own dysfunction on them + +And have you really never heard of the Disney Dark Age, and yet you bellow your mouth like you're an authority +>>137034349 +It's a fact that the Golden Age was doing many better things than today, most of the good things you would see come from technology and other sources that don't have to do with drawing ability +--- 137034606 +>>137032863 (OP) +Disney wasn't actually making any real money until the renaissance happened. They were going bankrupt after every movie since they kept wanting to push what they were doing beyond their limits to expand. +--- 137034613 +>>137032863 (OP) +>Animating is hard! +Yes? It is pretty fucking hard. +--- 137034678 +>>137034613 +Didn't say it wasn't. +--- 137034727 +>>137034603 +I'm almost convinced you're an ai engineered for sole purpose of being as annoying and retarded as possible. +--- 137034773 +>>137034727 +That's how you translate "I am focused on tearing down the current animation industry and replacing it with a real animation field" through your manchild brain. Instead of making excuses for bad animation, just make way for people who want to make real and good animation +--- 137034861 +>>137034773 +lol +lmao even +--- 137034875 +>>137033866 +/thread +Verification not required. +--- 137034987 +>>137032863 (OP) +>>137032863 (OP) +In all fairness I think the rescue rangers were showing Bambi on purpose and some of those are references and are meant to look exactly the same especially the sequels +--- 137035040 +>>137034773 +>I am focused on tearing down the current animation industry and replacing it with a real animation field +My, aren't we very important and influential today. +--- 137035419 +>>137034678 +Oh, I just thought you were being sarcastic. +--- 137035450 +>>137035040 +You're talking to someone who actually believes he's a messiah with reality warping powers. +--- 137035706 +>>137034861 +Enjoy your strike being ignored kid +>>137035040 +There's nothing here besides resentment at someone having a status that you don't have. People in the industry are interchangeable and have no real impact on the culture because they don't push themselves to contribute +--- 137035810 +Milt Kahl has said that reusing animation was a total disaster. Artists actually want to create something good, it's usually shitty business people holding things back. Something made by a budding trainee will always soul and creativity at the very least. Apparently it didn't even save time or money either. Total shitshow that it ever happened. That being said, people sure exaggerate how much it was done - I know a few seconds is bad, but it's not that long for a whole movie. +--- 137035874 +>>137035419 +Yeah, I wasn't being sarcastic :) +--- 137037176 +>>137032863 (OP) +I honestly think this is what Walt was terrified of with home video and VCRs +--- 137037249 +>>137037176 +Walt died in the 60s. Home media didn't even exist yet. +--- 137037717 +>>137032863 (OP) +Doth Bluth knew they were cutting corners in the animation process. That's why he started his own animation company & was able to rival them. +--- 137037801 +>>137032863 (OP) +Why did Baloo have to give me such confused daddy issues and gay feelings. +--- 137037926 +>>137037801 +one of the disney artists was a closest homosexual +--- 137037985 +>>137033847 +I can't eat 1970s Disney movies +--- 137038014 +>>137032863 (OP) +why does left have the rinnegan +--- 137038611 +>>137038014 +Bagheera's death was pretty hard on him. +--- 137038981 +>>137032863 (OP) +The animators didn't even want to do it. The suits upstairs forced it on them. +--- 137039027 +>>137037801 +why did the squirrel have to give me such confused feelings? diff --git a/co/137032896.txt b/co/137032896.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..56f7da7b8c8fcea8b79bab209b59de4ad44cbd79 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137032896.txt @@ -0,0 +1,118 @@ +----- +--- 137032896 +>Avengers: War Across Time #5 (final issue) +>Clobberin' Time #2 +>Mighty Morphin Power Rangers/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II #5 (final issue) +>Moon Knight #23 +>Strange Academy: Finals #6 (final issue) +>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Usagi Yojimbo: WhereWhen #2 +>The Riddler: Year One #4 +>The Walking Dead Deluxe #62 +>Thor #33 +>Vanish #6 +--- 137033197 +>>137032896 (OP) +I've been out of the loop a few years and have no idea what most of these are but that's a pretty neat cover. For autistic statistical reasons only I care about. +--- 137033213 +>>137033181 +ERIC MASTERSON LETS GOOOOOOOO +--- 137033241 +>>137033158 +>sees into the future +>"It's like a nightmare come alive!" +It gets much worse, Hank. +--- 137033284 +>>137033269 +ech +--- 137033321 +>>137033244 +>not showing the date +COWARDS +>alas poor Yorick I knew him slightly +heh ok you're forgiven +--- 137033356 +>>137033283 +FFS I actually went and checked if Tuvah Tu was some deep cut like that Rogue Watcher from the 90s who caused Marvel Time to fully take over. +--- 137033775 +>>137033429 +Oh no IT's A /TV/ POSTER! +--- 137033790 +>>137033656 +>Green Ranger Shredder +Don't get me wrong, I get that this is "fanservice the comic", but damn they're really going all out on this one. +Thanks for the storytime as well, OP. +--- 137033822 +>>137033790 +Happened in the previous crossover +--- 137033834 +>>137033822 +Really? Damn, guess I'll have to go back and read it, then. +--- 137033902 +>>137033876 +If they do a Part 3 I'm hoping we get to see Season 3 Ninjazords or at least Ninjor +--- 137033961 +>>137033133 +surprised seeing the avengers of 20XX again +--- 137034033 +>>137033919 +so when did Eddie and Marc team up? +--- 137034068 +>>137033902 +I truly hope so, pal. + +I mean, the Turtles, Casey and April and the X Rangers piloting the Ninjazords? I definitely need to see that!!! + +Also, I have to say, the alliance between Shredder and Lord Zedd was something I was expecting, since I saw that cover with Krang and Lord Zedd combined. +--- 137034422 +>>137034245 +The faces are stylised in a way that makes me uncomfortable looking at them. +--- 137034507 +>>137033571 +loving this book +--- 137034590 +>>137034583 +Oh, Yukichi's alive. +--- 137034647 +>>137033244 +>placeholder text on the newspaper +soulless. +--- 137034774 +>>137034690 +>Hikiji is a robot. +--- 137034896 +>>137034768 +>I could call it the kameyama +Deja vu +--- 137034902 +>>137034884 +>My wife, Kitsune +NOOOOO +--- 137035378 +>>137033785 +If the Zords have been ruined because of Krang and Shredder, then this could lead to the birth of the Thunderzords here? +--- 137035582 +>>137034022 +Man, Cappuccio's Venom looks spectacular. +--- 137035766 +>>137034215 +The weakest issue of the run, IMHO. +--- 137036006 +>>137033836 +Why their human form all black? +--- 137036285 +>>137034229 +I do enjoy that this book is proving that the school setting x-men has totally abandoned still works +--- 137036297 +>>137036006 +Because they're brothers +--- 137036606 +Support your local comic store! +--- 137037767 +>>137036606 +ok then +--- 137038765 +>>137032896 (OP) +bump +--- 137039017 +>>137036565 +Battle Rocket is gonna be the Kenny of this series diff --git a/co/137033413.txt b/co/137033413.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e242935dad5ea78296d131a30c477fe0e8443c03 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137033413.txt @@ -0,0 +1,156 @@ +----- +--- 137033413 +I miss OK KO! Do you miss it too? +--- 137033508 +>>137033413 (OP) +Always and forever. Could've been a huge hit for CN, but I'll always appreciate what we got. +--- 137033531 +>>137033413 (OP) +not really +--- 137033549 +>>137033508 +They wanted it to be a hit I think, I dont get what happened I remember that video of IJQ saying it was going to be a multimedia franchise being really excited for the future of OKKO +--- 137033558 +>>137033413 (OP) +What's to miss? +It sucked +--- 137033609 +>>137033413 (OP) +Yea it was fun. Also bringing the Ghoul School gals back was based +--- 137033615 +>>137033413 (OP) +>Red Action +--- 137033629 +>>137033413 (OP) +Yeah Ian, I miss it too. +--- 137033661 +>>137033413 (OP) +No +It was alright thoughie +--- 137033755 +>>137033615 +This. Dendy was RIGHT THERE +--- 137033779 +>>137033508 +nope, i miss Mighty Magiswords more than Ian. +--- 137033825 +>>137033413 (OP) +Eh, the comedy was a hit and miss for me +--- 137033881 +OK K.O.! was a blast, but I can live with the three seasons we have. I think Ian JQ said he'd love to make more, but I have no idea how that'd be possible. +--- 137033942 +Dendy is cute. CUTE! +--- 137033989 +>>137033413 (OP) +I miss everything except Enid and Red Action. +>but they're hot +Yeah, so what, there were plenty of other hot chicks in the show. They were still absolutely shitty characters and a waste of time. Can't believe Ian wanted to make a spinoff series of the worst aspect of his own show. +--- 137033991 +>>137033413 (OP) +I miss that little nigga like you wouldn't believe. I still haven't recovered, the extended theme song gets to me +--- 137034104 +>>137033989 +Just because Enid was a shitty character, doesn't mean her sex appeal wasn't still a welcome addition to the series. And for what it's worth, we at least got that road trip episode. +--- 137034116 +>>137033413 (OP) +Do you just make threads to spam your fanart here? This is like the third one. +--- 137034117 +>>137033413 (OP) +Nah, it was pretty terrible all things considered +--- 137034230 +>>137033881 +I feel like he should know by now that he’s got a better chance of working on a SU sequel series than he does his own characters. The OK KO fandom is deader than dead. +--- 137034347 +>>137033413 (OP) +Yeah it was a pretty enjoyable show overall. Also had some cute girls in it too so that helped. +--- 137034914 +>>137034104 +She 100% has a hairy asshole. +--- 137034980 +>>137033413 (OP) +No, the only thing carrying it was the waifus, which were mediocre to begin with. +--- 137035861 +>>137034914 +God PLEASE let this be the case! +--- 137036260 +>>137033942 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z3ra0CxCE0 [Embed] +--- 137036439 +>>137033413 (OP) +Yeah. +I wanted to see more about Shy Ninja and Succulentus +--- 137036470 +>>137035861 +>those feet +--- 137036488 +>It's only magic +--- 137036497 +>>137034980 +Say what you will about Ian, his team can create some high quality women. Even if most of them are just anime ripoffs. +--- 137036658 +>>137033413 (OP) +That mouse is cute and also funny. +--- 137036677 +>>137033755 +Dendy is shit and I won't apologise for thinking so. +--- 137037007 +>>137036470 +issa cartoon, get off yer high horse +--- 137037160 +>>137036677 +>Dendy is shit +Still leagues above Red Action. +--- 137037261 +>>137036488 +I can hear it so clearly… +--- 137037293 +>>137033413 (OP) +KO WILL be in Multiversus in 2024 and we WILL get a bit more content +--- 137037300 +>>137037261 +I only hear dick sucking from reddit +--- 137038182 +>>137033413 (OP) +One of my favourite 2010s cartoons alongside Clarence. Cartoon Network was on a roll there, and I'll never understand why they just threw it all away for preschool shit. +--- 137038201 +Threadly reminder that they killed (murdered) TKO with a retarded retcon +--- 137038207 +>>137034104 +Being eye candy only takes you so far. +--- 137038248 +>>137037293 +actually true +--- 137038417 +>>137038201 +how so? +--- 137038434 +>>137038207 +Still took her pretty far tho. +--- 137038759 +>>137033991 +This, honestly. I rewatched a bunch not long ago, I still love how comfy it is +--- 137038780 +I think last episode I watched was the crossover with Captain Planet. I was only in for the porn. Speaking of, I wanna draw some lewds. Any requests? +--- 137038803 +>>137038780 +Anything with Fink and …… ok, yeah, K.O. +--- 137038821 +>>137038780 +demon queenie pulling up her skirt showing that shes gone commando +--- 137038825 +>>137038780 +Please draw Dendy +--- 137038909 +>it's a short intro episode +--- 137039140 +>>137038434 +You missed one +--- 137039165 +>>137038780 +Enid and Red Action bound and gagged +--- 137039216 +>>137039140 +The show just has too many great Enid shots to keep track of. This is a good problem to have. +--- 137039259 +>>137038201 +He was always a repressed part of KO, splintered off into a pseudo personality. diff --git a/co/137033624.txt b/co/137033624.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a8b71f037509173261edd1dfec5779cf47f9af37 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137033624.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 137033624 +MST3K should have done/reviewed more animated content? +https://youtu.be/bfAQORlhEQg [Embed] + +https://youtu.be/TP0nIMKSTz0 [Embed] + +https://youtu.be/9NtRnGryjBY [Embed] +--- 137033650 +>>137033624 (OP) +>THEY HUNG HIS HEAD!! OHhh-! +I have no idea why, but I knew that one would be posted. +--- 137034804 +Aren't those the animated shorts made when Jim Mallon still had the rights? +--- 137035742 +>>137033624 (OP) +Robot + +RUMP +--- 137035770 +Jokes about the way the puppets are constructed don't work in animation. +--- 137037662 +>>137035742 +what? +>>137035770 +why +--- 137038318 +>>137037662 +Because the joke is his arms are just springs that wobble around when the puppet movies with non-articulated rubber hands on them. You can see it. In an animation they're just a drawing. They could be made to work if the animator chose. +--- 137038606 +>>137038318 +Even in the actual show, Tom's hands work when the joke needs them to just as much as they don't. +--- 137038620 +>>137038318 +they work fine offscreen like when he uses mike's credit card to order a bunch of shit +--- 137038651 +>>137033624 (OP) +You'll be the first to die! +--- 137039152 +>>137038651 +I OWN YOUR ASS FATBOY, GET BACK HERE +--- 137039161 +>>137033650 +>"This is worse than Se7en!" diff --git a/co/137033869.txt b/co/137033869.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..40258bd126fcbbcb27f55b7c84e9bf29728b3ea1 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137033869.txt @@ -0,0 +1,190 @@ +----- +--- 137033869 +Toughest school in England meets toughest school in 'Murica. +--- 137033870 +>>137033869 (OP) +--- 137033887 +do people find this dude's cringe ass tryhard writing funny or does everyone exclusively follow his stuff so they can fap to it. +--- 137033891 +>>137033870 +--- 137033908 +>>137033891 +AND THEN THEY FUCKED!!! +--- 137033932 +>>137033869 (OP) +Wow, she's ugly. +--- 137034006 +>>137033908 +YAY +--- 137034024 +Wholesomeness +https://www.deviantart.com/hellonearth-iii/art/SKYLA-954042100 +>>137033887 +>cringe ass tryhard writing +I don't know why you'd call it that, It's actually funny and entertaining. +--- 137034035 +Please stop advertising this guy's shit. Thank you. +--- 137034038 +>>137033887 +>do people find this dude's cringe ass tryhard writing funny +Yes. +>or does everyone exclusively follow his stuff so they can fap to it. +Follow? +--- 137034040 +>>137034024 +haven't laughed at a single thing this dude has done. only thing i've ever liked is the characters with huge tits. +--- 137034058 +>>137034035 +No. You're welcome. +--- 137034097 +>>137033869 (OP) +thats one ugly fucking Argintean. +--- 137034142 +>>137033887 +They get some kind of gratification. Audiences are simple and petty. Keep them happy, or else they'll turn on you for any reason. This shows one way you can have shit art and shit writing and still have a following. +And at least these retards enjoy this garbage, unlike the lolcow-tier Questionable Content readership, which seem to reading out of pure self-hatred and pettiness. +--- 137034205 +>>137033869 (OP) +Who cares? +I need more island ownership drama! +--- 137034216 +>>137034024 +oh man, this thing is pretty awesome. +--- 137034252 +>>137033869 (OP) +why is she so fucking ugly. skyla isn't even that ugly so its not just a racism thing. +--- 137034286 +>>137034252 +It's because of the mouth shape, sharp teeth, and her boobs are not curvy enough +--- 137034295 +>>137034252 +is the teeth and the nose for me +--- 137034315 +>>137034252 +i think she is cute. i have a thing for shark teeth girls though. +--- 137034350 +>>137033869 (OP) +hey its that one chick from the second hunger games book +--- 137034361 +>>137034252 +It's the nose and hair. +--- 137034383 +>>137033869 (OP) +>>137033908 +Primadonna Hodges? +--- 137034397 +>>137034315 +--- 137034401 +>>137033869 (OP) +Fuck that. What's merica's female wrestling captain Murray? +--- 137034541 +>>137033932 +Look dude, if you want to be gay, that's fine, just don't expose the rest of us to your prancing lala faggotry +--- 137034558 +>>137034397 +I'm gonna need to get me some of that. +--- 137034571 +>>137033869 (OP) +>Americans in private school uniform +The American equivalent of the British bully school would just be any average public school +--- 137034737 +>>137034571 +some American charter schools have uniforms +--- 137034751 +>>137033869 (OP) +>mahmapuu cameo +--- 137034771 +>>137033869 (OP) +This dude ruined nerd x tomboy +--- 137034793 +>>137034558 +--- 137034814 +>>137033869 (OP) +>/polco/ schizo makes a comic +shrug +--- 137035008 +>>137034814 +>Anon makes a post +>Reveals that he is, in fact, a cum guzzling queer. +Good to see something's never change. +--- 137035027 +>>137034793 +Most excellent +--- 137035042 +>>137034814 +go back +--- 137035207 +>>137035008 +>shills own book on /co/ +>gets assmad at the slightest negative response +Lol. +You're a few weeks away from a complete mental breakdown buddy. +We've all seen it so many times before. +You'll have a gigantic meltdown in public and everyone will forget about you the next day. +LOL. +--- 137035260 +>>137035207 +as long as he keeps drawing fappable girls he'll have a following. more big tit ladies. +--- 137035282 +>>137034252 +>why is she so fucking ugly +She's American +--- 137035360 +>>137034252 +i like her, her design is very unique +--- 137036378 +Sheesh that's a bad design. Like how you gonna look at that hair and 6head and say "yeah that's sexy" +--- 137036474 +>>137033869 (OP) +This dudes art is actually disgusting to look at and I can't imagine un-ironically enjoying it +--- 137036556 +>>137036474 +the art is the only good part. +--- 137036582 +>>137034252 +Skyla is mixed +--- 137036736 +>>137034040 +I miss the blonde in purgatory with giant tits +--- 137036797 +>>137036378 +--- 137036845 +>>137036797 +Goddamnit +--- 137037236 +>>137036797 +--- 137037317 +>>137033869 (OP) +Ugly art design. The girls aren't even attractive. +--- 137037355 +>>137037317 +They're not supposed to be. As in even in-universe. +--- 137037374 +>>137033869 (OP) +So where is Yank Argie from then? +--- 137037376 +>>137033870 +>hahahaha innit +--- 137037394 +>>137036797 +for some reason ponies always struck me as one of the biggest red flags above everything else +--- 137037395 +>>137037236 +>>137036797 +>>137036378 +>Blackwashing Nagatoro +Shame on you. No one likes this cuck shit. +--- 137038652 +>>137037395 +That's actually self-inserting, which is worse or better depending on your view point. +--- 137038783 +>>137033908 +Evil more realistic Skyla? +--- 137038817 +>>137034024 +>https://www.deviantart.com/hellonearth-iii/art/SKYLA-954042100 +It's just so amazing he made the original comic just more and more precious. + +The wholesomeness is just elevated by the fact he draws porn and has a somewhat edgy sense of humor. It's just pure comedy and feel goods and you just don't get that often anywhere. +--- 137039205 +I'm honestly amazed people here don't find a lot of this dudes stuff funny. Its concentrated memes for the most part and this page is hilarious. diff --git a/co/137033897.txt b/co/137033897.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..23735356fa2d7ab23238dba7fd3c821d27c737c9 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137033897.txt @@ -0,0 +1,39 @@ +----- +--- 137033897 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWkYrr3W3sY [Embed] + +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Pilgrim_The_Anime + +Why they call it "anime" when development stuff isn't Japanese? +--- 137033946 +>>137033897 (OP) +It's at least closer to anime than the powerhouse stuff since it's animated by a Japanese studio +--- 137033953 +>>137033897 (OP) +doesn't matter, just saying something is an anime will instantly get thousands of normies to check it out that otherwise wouldn't have even cared it existed +--- 137034011 +>>137033897 (OP) +>Why they call it "anime" when development stuff isn't Japanese? +For same reason all anime in Netflix are named "Netflix original" even if they're old anime that have been first aired way before Netflix and they're not even produced by Netflix. +--- 137034137 +>>137033897 (OP) +oh shit so this is legit happening. +>Didn't show off any animation +>Called it an anime +Instant huge red flag +--- 137034694 +More marketable for non-comedy/kids animation than "cartoon" +--- 137034741 +>>137034137 +I can't wait for high pilgrim spice +--- 137034874 +Because words are meaningless in an age of instant global transmission. Avatar is an anime, panty and stocking is a cartoon, none of this matters. +--- 137036446 +>>137033897 (OP) +Same as avatar +--- 137036757 +>>137034741 +Except this is animated by a Japanese studio +--- 137038527 +>>137036757 +Arent a lot of shows? And isnt anime animated in south korea like half the time? diff --git a/co/137033909.txt b/co/137033909.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d7a127569355e878f1d5cb3d4f4523d1003b1e6e --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137033909.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +----- +--- 137033909 +Thanks to StarKidd, this is the only version of Aladdin that I'm able to watch. +--- 137034990 +>>137034614 +Indeed. +--- 137035568 +>>137034614 +I was obsessed with this musical for a while +https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OWKCnA48mKU&pp=ygUQU3RhciBraWQgdHdpc3RlZA%3D%3D [Embed] +--- 137037179 +>>137035568 +It's a damn good show +--- 137038665 +>>137035568 +Its funny diff --git a/co/137034231.txt b/co/137034231.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..85fa0248a90b2f5d6d78b4ddfe2a00d907923d16 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137034231.txt @@ -0,0 +1,87 @@ +----- +--- 137034231 +Is this really the only anthology series for Batman (besides Black & White)? If so, then what a shame. This really is one of the best Batman runs. +>Different, interesting creative teams with each arc +>Self-contained, no drawn-out plot threads +>No Batfam baggage +>No stupid or meaningless status-quo changes +>Just Batman being Batman, with the occasional out there story to spice things up +I don't know why DC doesn't want to try this again. Unless the well of interesting creatives is a lot dryer now. Feel free to share some of your favorite LOTK stories, too. Mine are: Conspiracy, Heat, The Sleeping, and Clay +--- 137034317 +>>137034231 (OP) +There are no good writers left in the big two. +You do not want this to be brought back. +--- 137034462 +>>137034317 +I'd imagine the art would be complete shit, too. There are like modern versions of LOTK and almost all of the art was generic slop. No Russ Heath or P. Craig Russel for you +--- 137034942 +I should have bought the entire run on ebay when I wasn't broke. Omnibus when? +--- 137035265 +>>137034231 (OP) +There was also Batman confidential, and recently, Urban Legends(although a good deal of them were meant to be in continuity.) +--- 137035266 +>>137034231 (OP) +I like how in the 90s if Batman was wearing a costume without the yellow oval it meant you were getting a darker, more serious story. I wish they’d bring that back, have the yellow oval for super hero stories and just the bat symbol for darker stuff. I’m autistic I know I’ve just always liked that detail. +--- 137035380 +>>137034231 (OP) +They very recently had Urban Legends and they're starting a new one under the Brave and the Bold name soon. +--- 137035709 +they've shifted more to doing standalone/OoC stories in miniseries, which probably get more sales by having new #1s instead of being part of a series. +--- 137035800 +Infected is a good one, too. Sorta has Akira vibes +--- 137036083 +>hmmm... I wonder what "seminal" modern comic writer did this story again +--- 137036132 +>>137036083 +oh, and here's a schizo hallucination Catwoman for the road +--- 137036167 +>>137036132 +well this is getting too personal... :( +--- 137037262 +>>137034462 +>No Russ Heath or P. Craig Russel for you +Speaking of +--- 137037283 +>>137037262 +--- 137037309 +>>137034231 (OP) +I doubt another Batman title like that would work out. DC has been having more success with Batman Black Label stuff. +--- 137037568 +>>137037309 +They'll also just cannibalize each other, the Black Label stories are basically just LOTK stories but as their own series. Reptilian is the best example of this, probably because it literally was a shelved LOTK story lol. +--- 137037664 +>>137036083 +Are you referring to Morrison? +--- 137037722 +>>137037664 +synder, but him, too, I guess +--- 137038038 +>>137034231 (OP) +>>137034462 +I love Heat it's basically just Batman vs. an 80s slasher, not as violent, of course, but it does have just enough blood and t/a, especially for a 90s book. I don't usually care much for Moench but he did a good enough job with this story, and he's always paired with good artists, like Paul Gulacy or Kelley Jones, and as for this one, he gets paired with legendary silver-age artist Russ Heath. It's sorta sour knowing why, at his age, he was still doing comics, but the work still speaks for itself. You know it's fucking amazing. Probably wouldn't have gotten as much t/a without him, too. +--- 137038184 +>>137038038 +The killer's kinda like this crazy, Travis Bickle type chud, except he only goes after skimpy hoes, and he's got a loose sense of skimpy, so if you're just some chick changing in your own home then that still counts as being a whore to him. +>inshallah brother punish these whores +--- 137038306 +>>137038184 +Of course it's from the 90s, so there's this kinda forced racial tensions subplot going on. Apparently because the slasher's dressed in black, so people just assumed he literally was black lel, which means more racial profiling and over-policing in black neighborhoods. I think there's also a racist politician that's a minor antagonist, too. What's funny is that I think there was literally another police brutality, racial profiling, LA riots type story earlier in the run. In fact I think literally the arc before, too, but I forget. The more things change, the more some things stay the same, huh? +--- 137038426 +>>137038306 +Women being threatened also means Catwoman shows up for girl power's sake, so we get to see Heath do her, too. Coincidentally I think the first arc for the Brubaker Catwoman run was her dealing with a prostitute killer, too. +--- 137038562 +>>137038426 +Bonus material (hopefully this doesn't start a Catwoman theme for this thread) +--- 137038573 +>>137038562 +--- 137038630 +>>137038573 +There's even a part where Catwoman fights the killer in a skimpy outfit lel +--- 137038715 +>>137038573 +Is this Russ "squatted in the Playboy mansion for months" Heath? +--- 137038831 +>>137038715 +Yeah it is, how could you tell? +--- 137039007 +HOLY SHIT diff --git a/co/137034232.txt b/co/137034232.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..21f162164eb16c384ac7e99fcc19ed04ca31159e --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137034232.txt @@ -0,0 +1,818 @@ +----- +--- 137034232 +Previous Thread: >>137015874 → + +Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/CP3XHLar +Password: zCXhuqLwAv +Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Fancomic: https://mobiuscomics.com +Unofficial Ride Website: https://the-ride.neocities.org + +Thanks to the translator anon, we have another saga in Sonic Ball Z! Sonic just accepted the young Joy as his new son after defeating the Robotnik brothers but trouble some comes in the form of family drama and a suspicious new girl that arrives at their home. Can Sonic keep his family together? Let’s find out! + +https://www.deviantart.com/sockles + +Question: Do you like it that anyone can spin dash or should only certain characters be able to? What if Big could spin dash? + +Also, last thread had an update for Tails Gets Trolled Ultimate Alternate Reality and Sapphires of Reality Alternate. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it. +--- 137034258 +>>137034232 (OP) +Sonic and Amy be getting busy! +--- 137034259 +>>137034232 (OP) +>Question: Do you like it that anyone can spin dash or should only certain characters be able to? What if Big could spin dash? +If anyone can spindash, Robotnik can spindash. +--- 137034273 +>>137034258 +>son... you fucked up +Couldn't have said it better. +--- 137034284 +>>137034258 +They fucked +--- 137034292 +>>137034273 +We're getting a lot of visitors today. +>>137034259 +Terrifying. +--- 137034294 +>>137034273 +That nurse phrased that in the most vulgar way possible. +--- 137034308 +>>137034292 +Well, hello there! +>>137034284 +That explains where Junior came from. +--- 137034330 +>>137034308 +How come the Mario Bros., swollen from their box office earnings. +>>137034294 +A lot of people in this comic have that problem. +--- 137034335 +>>137034232 (OP) +>Sonic Ball Z +Bah, call me when get Yu Yu Yakuza or Shinobi Shippuden. +--- 137034346 +>>137034232 (OP) +>Question +I'm fine with Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Mighty, Ray and Shadow spindashing. It wouldn't really make sense +>>137034259 +lmao +--- 137034353 +>>137034330 +Sonic seems uneasy about this pregnancy. +--- 137034372 +>>137034330 +Ah yes, the CHADrio brothers +--- 137034375 +>>137034353 +King Sonic can't properly remember King James? BAKA +--- 137034392 +>>137034335 +I'm still annoyed that we haven't come across any Gundam Sonic comics. +--- 137034393 +>>137034375 +Uncles to the rescue. +>>137034346 +So just hedgehogs and Mania characters. +--- 137034405 +>>137034375 +>middle panel +There's the Amy we know. +--- 137034419 +>>137034393 +The OCs sensing wrong with the new OC. +>>137034372 +Only a matter of time until we get a Mario Bros Z and not the one that keeps getting cancelled. +--- 137034432 +>>137034273 +>"Oh, so I just don't count, huh? Cool." +This one is getting some use. +--- 137034433 +>>137034419 +>>137034405 +Something is indeed wrong with Amy. +--- 137034447 +>>137034433 +Food and you get to hear Sonic and Amy argue? What a great meal this is! +--- 137034464 +>>137034447 +>stopped arguing +>stayed in the room all day +And Sonic wonders how Amy got pregnant again. +>>137034432 +Nice. +--- 137034467 +>>137034232 (OP) +>Question: Do you like it that anyone can spin dash or should only certain characters be able to? What if Big could spin dash? +I think most can, but they either choose not to, or it's more of a liability for them than an advantage. + +Anyways IT RETURNS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 137034480 +>>137034464 +These kids need to make up and get over this. +--- 137034482 +>>137034273 +Does Slutnic not know how sex works? He really is the Goku of this series +>>137034330 +They're so fucking shredded +>>137034392 +Damn, now I really want to read that! +>>137034393 +>So just hedgehogs and Mania characters. +Not Silver or Amy though, they don't have the speed. Blaze pirouettes instead of spindashing +>>137034405 +Classic Amy! +--- 137034485 +>>137034258 +Already up to three kids. Chris approves. + +>>137034259 +How horrifying. +--- 137034495 +>>137034480 +Time for everyone to sleep. +>>137034467 +Everyone can put their own (lol) SPIN on it! Like reboot Antoine using his sword when he does it. +--- 137034499 +>>137034273 +That nurse really could have phrased that more pleasantly, jeez. +--- 137034509 +>>137034482 +>Damn, now I really want to read that! +Right? The "three times faster" joke is right there! +--- 137034521 +>>137034292 +>Joy using air quotes on "grandpa" +Guess he doesn't seem to be used to being part of the family yet. +--- 137034527 +>>137034495 +Not sure if blob feet or socks. +>>137034482 +>Not Silver or Amy though, they don't have the speed. Blaze pirouettes instead of spindashing +I think Amy did it one time in the Archie comic and was able to in some mobile game. +--- 137034539 +autism supernova +--- 137034543 +>>137034308 +ENTER A THOT + +>>137034330 +ENTER THE MARIO BROTHERS AND THEIR GODDAMN MUSCLES +--- 137034552 +>>137034527 +What's she doing? +>>137034485 +So much unprotected sex. It's a surprise the planet doesn't have a population problem. Probably because of all the murdering. +--- 137034561 +>>137034353 +If this goes the way of An Unexpected Baby, I'm booking it. +--- 137034576 +>>137034552 +>still alive +>seem to be disney fans +I'm not surprised with either. +>>137034499 +She's just like everyone else. +--- 137034595 +>>137034576 +Seems she's having second thoughts about this. Then again, it seems she didn't have much choice to begin with. +>>137034521 +He's just mad and questioning if he's really part of the hedgehog family. +--- 137034601 +>>137034273 +Junior, you retard. + +>>137034393 +Saved by the cool uncle and the child-abusing uncle. +--- 137034615 +>>137034595 +Dad has seen better days. +>>137034543 +That's the spaghetti and deadlift diet for you. +>>137034561 +Baby electrocuting doesn't seem too off brand for this AU. +--- 137034618 +>>137034433 +Amy? You okay? I know Sonic put too much chili on the food, but it can't be THAT bad. +--- 137034628 +>>137034615 +Well at least it'll be easy to keep track of which Sonic lookalike this is, he's the one with no legs. +--- 137034631 +>>137034615 +Well, damn. +--- 137034632 +>>137034433 +>Carlos is wearing a leather bondage harness +Finally something relatable after all this talk of babymaking! +>>137034447 +lmao, Amy's not happy +>>137034509 +And the drama's already there in most fancomics! +>>137034527 +>I think Amy did it one time in the Archie comic and was able to in some mobile game. +Yeah, and she probably will in Origins Plus too. I still think a hammer-based spinning attack would be better for her though +--- 137034640 +>>137034595 +>"That's right Sonic I might not be able to destroy you but I can still destroy your marriage" +Fucking Eggman +--- 137034641 +>>137034447 +>Joy is ignoring him +Big oof. And Amy is fucking pissed. +--- 137034650 +>>137034631 +Things seem to be somewhat back to normal. +--- 137034661 +>>137034464 +>they're constantly fucking and nobody cares +They truly ended up embracing the Redfield method. +--- 137034677 +>>137034650 +Sonic, please stop talking about how you fuck Amy everyday. +>>137034632 +>Yeah, and she probably will in Origins Plus too. I still think a hammer-based spinning attack would be better for her though +Integrating her hammer would make it better. +--- 137034692 +>>137034677 +Sibling bickering has reached a critical point. +>>137034640 +The pettiest of villains. +>>137034641 +Lot of tension. +--- 137034698 +>>137034527 +Could be either. Also, she's acting sus. + +>>137034552 +Summoning demons, probably. +--- 137034707 +>>137034692 +Junior is a dick. I'm blaming Tails for this. +--- 137034712 +>>137034692 +Grandma doesn't want another day of spousal fighting followed by fucking. +>>137034661 +That's just how mobians in general are. +--- 137034715 +>>137034576 +HOW ARE YOU STILL FUCKING ALIVE +--- 137034721 +>>137034632 +>And the drama's already there in most fancomics! +It's not even much of a stretch to put a WAR IS BAD theme in a Sonic story. And you can already see retarded secondaries saying "Sieg Eggman". +--- 137034732 +>>137034595 +>intentionally trying to sabotage their marriage because he can't win in a straight fight +This has to be one of the most petty Eggmen yet. + +>captcha: PRN4D +Captcha pls. +--- 137034734 +>>137034712 +Looks like she's made her decision. +>>137034698 +>gurthrath has entered the chat +--- 137034753 +>>137034615 +Jesus. + +>>137034631 +What a pair of dicks. +--- 137034754 +>>137034734 +And she's off! +>>137034707 +They're all dicks. Joy is one of the lesser dicks so Junior is in the wrong. +--- 137034761 +>>137034576 +I ship them! +>>137034615 +Fucking hell, it's even worse than Sad Sausage Sonic from Curse of the Cross-eyed Moose +>>137034677 +Poor Tails, I'll keep you company! +>Integrating her hammer would make it better. +Yeah, that would be cool +>>137034721 +>And you can already see retarded secondaries saying "Sieg Eggman". +lmao, I'm surprised they never snuck that into Archie +--- 137034775 +>>137034754 +Pretty easy to fool these two "geniuses." +>>137034715 +Being hard to kill is a Robotnik trait. Sadly Maria and Gerald didn't have that. +--- 137034777 +>>137034677 +Sonic, I know you love fucking your wife, but please stop boasting about it to everybody - even your son. +--- 137034791 +>>137034761 +>lmao, I'm surprised they never snuck that into Archie +Flynn would if he had thought of it. +--- 137034795 +>>137034692 +Tails, get your ass over here. You're the reason Junior is like this. +--- 137034805 +>>137034775 +I almost feel bad for that badnik. +>>137034732 +>This has to be one of the most petty Eggmen yet. +You'd think they'd wait until they had something better to terrorize everyone with but they went this route. +--- 137034822 +>>137034805 +Intruder be intrudin'! +>>137034777 +>guess who has two thumbs and had them in his wife? +>this guy! +--- 137034840 +>>137034712 +Mae is sick of this bullshit already. + +>>137034734 +Oh wow, she's actually doing the good thing and not fucking everyone over for the sake of the people who ruined her life. She has better morals than I thought. + +>gurthrath has entered the chat +It would genuinely be a massacre if Gurthrath showed up in this. +--- 137034853 +>>137034822 +She's pretty good at this. +>>137034795 +Tails already sulked a bit earlier when he was blamed. +--- 137034860 +>>137034775 +They're Disney fans. Of course they're dumbasses. +--- 137034871 +>>137034853 +She's been found out! +>>137034840 +>It would genuinely be a massacre if Gurthrath showed up in this. +He'd make for a great ultimate villain, killing everyone and bringing them back to life so he could do it again. +--- 137034872 +>>137034805 +Badniks don't have feelings. All Eggman robots must be destroyed. +--- 137034886 +>>137034791 +Come on Flynn, do it to it! +>>137034860 +Oooooh, shot's fired! +--- 137034892 +>>137034871 +RIP +>>137034860 +Damn! +--- 137034900 +>>137034692 +>>137034640 +>Somewhere AoSTH Robotnik & Archie Eggman are smiling at this level of petty +--- 137034913 +>>137034892 +The countdown has begun. 8 hours is pretty generous though. +--- 137034917 +>>137034892 +F +--- 137034924 +>>137034822 +>Intruder be intrudin'! +Curse you for making me think of this, Conductor. +--- 137034931 +>>137034913 +These badniks are pretty pathetic. You'd think Robotniks would have made better ones for grunts. +--- 137034934 +>>137034860 +laughing_mario.jpg +--- 137034946 +>>137034871 +Well shit. + +>>137034892 +Honestly, it was probably a mercy. +--- 137034955 +>>137034931 +>future eggmanland +Never going to work out. +--- 137034969 +>>137034931 +Well, the Bros. Botnik DID say they're "fixed-rate" badniks... +--- 137034970 +>>137034913 +8 hours is tons of time to do what she has to. The Robotniks probably could have afforded to make the countdown shorter. +--- 137034971 +>>137034913 +It's pretty fucked up, even for Ehhman +>>137034955 +lmao, they're having a lover's quarrel! +--- 137034972 +>>137034955 +Who's that? +--- 137034986 +>>137034931 +They did admit they're pretty garbage. +--- 137034996 +>>137034972 +Still can't get over Carlos and his BDSM suit. Imagine if the chest under the belts was exposed. +--- 137034998 +>>137034955 +How are these two threats to the planet again? +--- 137035013 +>>137034996 +About time they got to the bottom of this. +>>137034969 +>>137034986 +This is why they always lose. Need to hire/build better help. +--- 137035035 +>>137034996 +Carlos and his gimp suit really does end up being very distracting. Almost enough to overlook these two bonding over the Mario Brothers almost killing Junior's family. +--- 137035038 +>>137035013 +>tails: oh it's eggman... meh... +>>137034998 +They used to be before everyone got power ups and their big laser cannon was destroyed. Now their big plan is to ruin Sonic's marriage. +--- 137035053 +>>137035013 +Took you long enough, Tails you shit. +--- 137035059 +>>137035013 +>I'm glad your dad and uncle almost murdered my parents! +True Dragonball bonding. +--- 137035060 +>>137035038 +Turns out Amy was just jealous of that swaggin' earring. +--- 137035075 +>>137035060 +Everything has now been explained. For the second time. +--- 137035086 +>>137035075 +WORDS +--- 137035090 +>>137035038 +Tails, you need to use your tails more. Just because you can fly with ki (autism) now doesn't mean you should get sloppy. + +And I like that they don't even give Eggman any gravitas as a threat any more. +--- 137035100 +>>137035075 +Heading out! +>>137035035 +>>137035059 +That's how it be in Dragon Ball. +--- 137035117 +>>137035100 +How long is Amy planning on hiding this illness? +--- 137035119 +>>137035060 +Amy can sense the ugly bastard coming off of them. + +>>137035075 +>her family was happy and loaded +>then the Robotniks came +It's like a fucking doujin plot. +--- 137035144 +>>137035117 +>inae tells sonic everything that he already learned a while ago +--- 137035150 +>>137034996 +>Imagine if the chest under the belts was exposed. +But what if it is, and Carlos is actually wearing elbow-length gloves instead of an undershirt? +>>137035035 +It's a bondage suit not a gimp suit you pleb! For that it'd need a hood since the whole point's to dehumanize the wearer +>>137035086 +I can see why it took translator-bro this long, there's a mountain of dialogue +--- 137035155 +>>137035117 +As long as possible, probably. More importantly -Have they considered getting a blood transfusion from Shadow to deal with Amy's obvious NIDS? +--- 137035169 +>>137035144 +>mario is to blame +Mama mia! +--- 137035183 +>>137035053 +Tails did nothing wrong. (This time.) +--- 137035188 +>>137035169 +Give Tails a chance to prove he can! +--- 137035189 +>>137035169 +MARIO YOU CUNT ARSE FUCK +--- 137035201 +>>137035188 +Oh no! +--- 137035218 +>>137035188 +>Inae indirectly giving him the cure for Amy's disease +What a good friend. +--- 137035225 +>>137035169 +Mario really fucked up this time +>>137035189 +What a jerk +--- 137035232 +>>137035201 +RIP again! +--- 137035244 +>>137035201 +>meanwhile, the Robotniks are partying +--- 137035253 +>>137035232 +That sucks. +--- 137035262 +>>137035232 +Brutal as hell. RIP +--- 137035271 +>>137035253 +That's that. +--- 137035298 +>>137035271 +>knuckles: still fighting? geez, you two are more like a married couple than siblings +--- 137035309 +>>137035271 +Now we wait a couple months. Assuming Amy lasts that long +--- 137035321 +>>137035298 +Daddy's home. +--- 137035336 +>>137035232 +F +--- 137035337 +>>137035321 +This whole thing reminds me of an anime movie based on a series. New girl, some plot that needs to be fixed, girl either dies or goes away and never mentioned in the series afterwards. Only thing missing is some large castle where most of the action takes place and that castle is destroyed. +--- 137035361 +>>137035337 +One more conflict that needs to be resolved. +--- 137035379 +>>137035361 +Finally! +--- 137035401 +>>137035379 +What's this? A DBZ-style comic with a surprisingly low amount of fighting? We can't have that! +--- 137035407 +>>137035361 +>>137035379 +Now kiss +--- 137035415 +>>137034258 +>Amy is Chi-Chi and not Sally whom is objectively better for sonic, is a princess, and had a son with Sonic named Manic +Dead on arrival. +--- 137035418 +>>137035401 +I wonder what a hyper equivalent for Mario would be. +--- 137035425 +>>137035321 +Poor Inae. + +>>137035337 +Sonic looks like he's disassociating and his parents talking about his dad offing himself if he didn't get the girl like some tragic figure from myth probably isn't helping. + +>This whole thing reminds me of an anime movie based on a series. New girl, some plot that needs to be fixed, girl either dies or goes away and never mentioned in the series afterwards. Only thing missing is some large castle where most of the action takes place and that castle is destroyed. +Yeah, it really is an anime-inspired plotline. +--- 137035436 +>>137035418 +>PAF! +Sonic got Phineas and Ferb'd! +>>137035407 +Something something but they're brothers. +--- 137035453 +>>137035401 +It's you dumbasses fighting that caused all this, you pasta-eating hypermuscled fuck. +--- 137035456 +>>137035436 +What caught Sonic's attention? +>>137035425 +>Poor Inae. +At least she made things right in the end. But it wall downhill the moment the Robotniks came to her village. +--- 137035466 +>>137035418 +Reminder that Sonic's dad is orders of magnitude stronger than all these people here. +--- 137035468 +>>137035456 +What is it? I must know! +>>137035453 +But... but... WAKU WAKU! +--- 137035480 +>>137035468 +ENTER PRINCESS PEACH AND PRINCESS DAISY AND YOSHI AND TOADSTOOL +--- 137035486 +>>137035337 +...how did she know which cliff Sonic was at? +--- 137035491 +>>137035480 +>ENTER PRINCESS PEACH AND PRINCESS DAISY +Don't mind if I do +--- 137035504 +>>137035480 +>mario ditching his wife for a year +>carlos ditching school for a year +>luigi ducking his fiancee for a year +--- 137035508 +>>137035407 +Pic related! +>>137035491 +lmao, enjoy your cooties! +--- 137035516 +>>137035480 +Those are some pretty good Dragonballifications of the princesses. +--- 137035519 +>>137035504 +My heroes +--- 137035520 +>>137035480 +ENTER THE WIVES + +>>137035504 +They are all going to die. +--- 137035528 +>>137035504 +The two families getting along... in a way. +>>137035486 +She just do. +--- 137035541 +>>137035508 +>making the brother's fuck +Does your degeneracy know no bounds, Thirstposter?! +--- 137035569 +>>137035541 +But they're not technically related! +--- 137035571 +>>137035528 +Jobkles... + +And lmao at Junior and Joy bullying Yoshi. +--- 137035573 +>>137035528 +Of course Carlos the aspiring prodigy doctor knows. +>>137035516 +They do look good. +>>137035519 +Sonic and his family are so close and here we have these plumbers ditching their wives for so long. +--- 137035604 +>>137035528 +>AAIIEEEE TOAD-SAMA +--- 137035610 +>>137035573 +And there they go! +>>137035520 +>They are all going to die. +After they make up for a year's worth of missing sex. +--- 137035617 +>>137035573 +Of course he knows, Amy. Not everyone is as ignorant as 80% of your family. +--- 137035626 +>>137035528 +Todd is the Mr. Popo of this comic, I see. +--- 137035638 +>>137035610 +And that wraps up the tragic Inae Saga! What awaits our heroes in the future? Find out in the next thread of Sonic Ball Z! Tomorrow at 7pm EST we'll do other comics. But before I go, it's that day again. +--- 137035656 +>>137034232 (OP) +Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Issue 3 Page 7 +https://mobiuscomics.com + +Haha, time for swatbot abuse! +--- 137035659 +>>137035638 +Damn, I'm already wanting more. +--- 137035667 +>>137035610 +>Tails was a better mentor for Carlos than for Junior. +Lmao +--- 137035687 +>>137035656 +Swatbots don't have souls, so bullying them is fine. +--- 137035696 +>>137035656 +ACK! +--- 137035722 +>>137035656 +So much destruction. A wrench is a pretty useful tool when it comes to practical problems. +--- 137035731 +>>137035722 +I still can't get over how Tails in this continuity just wacks shit in the face with a big wrench. +--- 137035750 +>>137035667 +He never beat Carlos nearly to death like he did with Junior regularly. +--- 137035773 +>>137035573 +>Knuckles got his fucking ass beat by a TOAD in the background +Completely embarrassing. +--- 137035818 +>>137035731 +Yeah that's really great, used to do the same in some Boom scenes. +--- 137035846 +>>137035638 +Thanks Konductor! +>>137035656 +Bonk'd! +--- 137035939 +>>137035638 +Damn, forgot to say "rate it." Feel free to do so. +--- 137036004 +>>137035656 +Is there anything more cool then a robot being perfectly cut like it's Samurai Jack +--- 137036005 +>>137035939 +Either a 9 or a 10/10. This was great, even with Carlos' BDSM outfit. +--- 137036122 +>>137035480 +If the Mario movie is any indication, Peach solo clears all of these bitch scrubs, and it's not even close. +--- 137036134 +>>137036004 +Them being diced to bits whilst their opponent doesn't even seem to move. +--- 137036192 +>>137036122 +I kneel +--- 137036366 +>>137036122 +>If the Mario movie is any indication +There's your problem. +--- 137036404 +>>137035939 +Soap opera plus shonen autism /10. It was fun. +--- 137036557 +>>137036366 +>crying_mouseketeer.jpg +--- 137036575 +https://studioboner.tumblr.com/post/716304595063832576/means-theyre-a-family +--- 137036591 +>>137036557 +Sir, this is a Sonic thread. +--- 137036673 +>>137036575 +So that's where Tails comes from, makes sense. +--- 137036688 +>>137035656 +I like the use of satam badniks here. Good job and commend the artist too. +--- 137036718 +>>137036591 +Furries with low standards are major components of both groups, after all. +--- 137036819 +>>137036575 +>Tails was born from a Xenomorph Queen +How? WHY? +--- 137036910 +>>137036819 +And not just one Tails! +--- 137037187 +>>137034259 +Sonic, Tails, Knux and some others. +With Amy having a variation that has her swimming her hammer overhead as she spins. +--- 137037535 +>>137036575 +>>137036819 +>>137036910 +Does this mean Tails has acid blood? Do they all have a second mouth inside their mouth? +--- 137037569 +https://www.deviantart.com/lanzo000/art/pancakes-960898428 +--- 137037586 +>>137036575 +Unironically wholesome +>>137036591 +>Sonic +Who? This is a thread for lusting over Mobian twinks +>>137037569 +Love lanzo's art +--- 137037618 +>>137037586 +>Who? This is a thread for lusting over Mobian twinks +Thirstposter, put Joy and Junior down right now. +--- 137037649 +>>137037569 +Don't touch those pancakes you two. You're hyper enough WITHOUT that added sugar. +--- 137037666 +>>137037618 +No! They're going in that DBZ time chamber thing to age them up! +--- 137037691 +https://www.deviantart.com/lanzo000/art/Salty-960888118 +--- 137037706 +>>137037666 +>Satan Trips +YOUR DEVILRY CANNOT BE ALLOWED +BACK TO THE PIT WITH YOU +--- 137037710 +>>137037691 +Oh my! +--- 137037718 +>>137037691 +Claiming this pirate so I can lick the salt from his fur. +--- 137037737 +>>137035638 +Happy to translate it, Conductor and thanks for the storytime. +--- 137037773 +>>137037737 +Thanks, Translator-anon! +--- 137037786 +>>137037706 +lmao, I probably deserved that. Fine, I'll wait for the inevitable timeskip +>>137037737 +Not the Konductor, but thanks for all your hard work translator bro! +--- 137037914 +>>137037535 +>Two tails +>Two mouths +The math checks out +--- 137037937 +I know that Vanilla is doing the Alucard Backdash but the fighting game fan in me makes me think she's doing a sway step before a punch or kick. +--- 137038064 +>>137037937 +She is gonna do a shun Goku satsu, also this artists Vanilla stuff is rad +--- 137038435 +https://tatck.tumblr.com/post/716234361398329344 +--- 137038700 +Tails if he Goku +--- 137039009 +>>137038700 +Cute but deadly. diff --git a/co/137034430.txt b/co/137034430.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b0080f1fc06cd307ccf814616d0cb79624bb930c --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137034430.txt @@ -0,0 +1,233 @@ +----- +--- 137034430 +Why is people mad about felicia being the next romantic partner of spider-man. +marvel had being preparing the ground for this +for a long time and we know shes better than MJ. +--- 137034470 +>>137034430 (OP) +Because, you idiot, it doesn't matter who Peter is with. Marvel will milk cheap drama and pointless suffering for all it is worth. They'll do the same thing with Felicia that they did with MJ. Because at the Spidey office/editorial, it's all about creating situations Peter shouldn't be in +--- 137034555 +Didnt peter get back together with MJ or did they break up again? +--- 137034594 +>>137034470 +This is the spammer, ignore him +--- 137034630 +>>137034430 (OP) +>Peter and Felicia are back on +Okay now I will read your comic. +--- 137034671 +Yeah Black Cat already slept with the rest of the Marvel Universe. Time to settle down and get with Peter. +--- 137034686 +>>137034430 (OP) +Look man, I want Peter to actually be happy with Felicia if MJ is actually a lost cause, but you and I both know Marvel won't ever let Peter be happy, they'll kill Felicia or make her evil or gay or throw her into the past or the future or make her a schizo, whatever to make sure she's not actually with Peter. +--- 137034701 +>>137034555 +he was cucked by paul not the best way to end mj and peter relationship but i chuckled really hard +--- 137034711 +There is WAY too many Soider-Man threads. +--- 137034722 +>>137034430 (OP) +mj-fags are very loud and very salty, especially after Spencer baited them for years, only for him to fix Gwen instead. +--- 137034766 +>>137034671 +Mj slept waith all peter friends and his bully flash +--- 137034809 +>>137034766 +Felicia almost married flash and MJ never slept with him +--- 137034826 +>>137034671 +Yeah, that's the problem with the Black Cat now, during the decades when Peter and MJ were an item, and even after OMD, Marvel practically whored Felicia around the whole MU since she wasn't tied to Peter anymore. The whole relationship is tainted, Peter comes off looking like a cuck getting back together with her. +I know Peter's had a few relationships since OMD too, but still. +--- 137034839 +>>137034809 +Cute shirt +--- 137034855 +>>137034686 +This is true, Marvel just want to make peter suffer and us too, but im going to enjoy this as long as it last. +--- 137034869 +>>137034701 +>by paul +Who? + +Also context please? Seems pretty abrupt for MJ to do that +--- 137034883 +>>137034430 (OP) +Cause once they get rid of MJ, Felicia's just going to be the next love interest they use to yank Peter by the balls. Even if we get 20 years of Felicia, that shit's going to be filled with enough "will they/won't they settle down" to be as unbearable as shit was with MJ. And it'll be the same no matter what waifu they shack Peter up with. At this point, you might as well just pair him up with Black Widow and have her cannibalize him so that his suffering's over for a year or two. +--- 137034989 +>>137034869 +Random oc and has been the mystery box for this run. So far from what we know he and MJ were trapped in a post apocalyptic universe for years where time moves differently and Peter took about a week to get there while for them it was years. They seem to have kids but we don't know the full story yet. It's all just bullshit because the writer is from brand new day +--- 137035093 +>>137034809 +you remember her ex pedro the firefighte +btw felicia was going to marry flash just to make peter jealous +--- 137035126 +>>137035093 +No she was dating Flash to make Peter jealous. She fell in love with Flash and wanted to marry him before finding out that Flash was only dating her to get close to Spider-Man +--- 137035131 +>>137034869 +you should read it is a shitshow but is really funny in my opinion +--- 137035184 +>>137035093 +She had a short lived bf? Wow what a slut. Peter had 3 gfs in that time frame. And one fuck buddy. +--- 137035280 +>>137034989 +>from what we know he and MJ were trapped in a post apocalyptic universe for years where time moves differently and Peter took about a week to get there while for them it was years +Well thats fucking cheap + +I remember MJ being a pretty sweet person in this run, so thats also a letdown. What did she even say when Peter found out? + +>because the writer is from brand new day + +Fucking slott strikes again? +--- 137035329 +>>137035280 +We just got to that part because this has all been told backwards to get people angry. Mj in the present just acts sad and like she's with the kids out of obligation while looking at Peter sadly. It can still be a bullshit retcon answer like the run has done before however. + +Wells. But slott is doing a side book. +--- 137035348 +>>137034430 (OP) +Only retards could be mad. + +They are the definition of cute and canon +--- 137035384 +>>137034430 (OP) +that pic an edit? her tiddies are huge +--- 137035387 +>>137035348 +You do know that version was confirmed to end with peter and mj marrying no? + +And that by season 2 felicia hated him due to the stuff with her dad. +--- 137035494 +>>137035329 +>It can still be a bullshit retcon answer like the run has done before however +In what regard? + + +>Mj in the present just acts sad and like she's with the kids out of obligation while looking at Peter sadly. +Well screw her desu. I always thought Peter was an idiot whenever he fucked up, so its only fair i paint her with the same brush + + +>>137035131 +Okay fuck it, give me the deets, where does this shithow start, im mordbily curious now and want to know where to look +--- 137035546 +>>137035494 +But it's not a character thing? This is pretty transparently just shitty writing putting characters in a position to be split up because they don't learn shit since 2008. Same with peter in this run working for norman Osborn with every other hero hating him. +--- 137035597 +>>137034430 (OP) +I love Felicia/Peter. It has always been my OTP. I love it so much. + +And that's why I hate this so much. Because this isn't my first rodeo. I know that +>canon==ruining the pairing forever. +For comic book shippers, the biggest nightmare ever is that your OTP becomes canon. +--- 137035639 +>>137035384 +Marvel has like no editorial at the moment, so big tits are allowed again. A step in the right direction, even if so many books are literally cucked now. +--- 137035681 +>>137035384 +its real. spider verse unlimited 37 really good if you want to read it +--- 137035717 +>>137035494 +Amazing spiderman 1, good luck my friend +--- 137035794 +>>137035597 +True, im afraid some MJ fan cucks peter again just to get revenge. +--- 137035817 +>>137035794 +Play a stupid game win stupid prizes +--- 137036229 +>>137035546 +Well yes out of universe obviously the writers are hacks and im going to bleach this from my mind like i usually do with Peter making a deal with the devil and Gwen fucking Norman Osborn of all people + +But in universe whenever i read Spiderman in the future this is probably going to be brought up again and remind me. Like why the fuck would someone have *more than one* child but if they only care to stay out of obligation and why the fuck would someone be sad about not being with their previous relationship they were willing to have **more than one** child with the new one. Its not even about Peter at that point + +Like maybe if you told me it was just one itd probably feel the way the writers probably want the reader to feel, but more than that then deliberately she made her bed, let her lie on it + +It unironically makes MJ go from the sweet person she was last time i read Spiderman to bitch + +Well at least until i forget about this desu +--- 137036304 +>>137036229 +Well we've barely seen MJ in this run. Tho she does seem to like the kids. It's more that she seems to only be with Paul out of responsibility to them. Expressed myself poorly. + +And the thing is that this isn't about any character choice. Peter and MJ were moving together and out of the blue the other dimension stuff happened. It's all very retarded because this isn't a breakup in a natural way its yet another demonius ex machina only Mayan themed +--- 137036421 +>>137036229 +>But in universe whenever i read Spiderman in the future this is probably going to be brought up again and remind me + +If these are MJ's naturally conceived biological children its going to ruin MJ's character permanently, they'll stick around unless they kill thr kids and Peter will ALWAYS be a cuck in relation to MJ +--- 137036459 +>>137036421 +Unless they retcon it like they did last time. And this is "I kill kids" wells writing. +--- 137036478 +>>137034430 (OP) +It's funny because you're so obsessed you made your own fanfic comic page with Pete bitching out MJ and saying Black Cat is better +--- 137036506 +Why are all the Spider-Man shipperfags ESLs? +--- 137036530 +>>137036421 +lest be honest, the thing moving this shit is money, black cat comics sold really well if you make black cat and spider man a couple and make the relationship something worthy is going to sell really well +--- 137036571 +>>137036478 +my god you are a retard this page comes from "Spider-Verse Unlimited: Infinity Comic" chapter 37, btw i wish i could draw +--- 137036574 +>>137035597 +It's not like she was safe before. Slott tried to fuck her even when she wasn't a love interest. +--- 137036629 +>>137034430 (OP) +Because it's based on the nonsense that is OMD and no one should ever applaud anything related to OMD and the continual character assassination that followed. +If Pete and MJ got divorced? Fine +But OoC nonsense because of editorial mandates? No, it can fuck right off along with everything to come after it. +The character assassination I mentioned was Pete's. Maybe MJ had some too, I don't care as much. +--- 137036667 +>>137034430 (OP) +I'm not mad about that since I like Felicia. +I'm mad that they're going to fuck it up and so far it hasn't been given any depth and Felicia seems to be just there. + +Peter is not going to be allowed to be happy under the current Marvel regime. +--- 137036670 +>>137034826 +This is pretty much the reason why it will never work. The relationship is tainted and only Peter loses. +--- 137036749 +>>137036629 +it's insanely ironic that the guy who got divorced thought "nobody who gets a divorce can be a hero" when most people would have preferred a divorce to fucking selling the marriage to not-Satan +--- 137036805 +>>137036749 +He thought it would age Peter, which upset him because he wanted Pete to be an eternal manchild instead of grown ass man. +--- 137037709 +>>137034989 +>So far from what we know he and MJ were trapped in a post apocalyptic universe for years where time moves differently and Peter took about a week to get there while for them it was years. They seem to have kids but we don't know the full story yet. +Were they the only two people at all in that dimension? I could vaguely see a case for sheer desperation for human contact after years in isolation driving them to fuck and ended up with twins on the first try. +--- 137038048 +>>137035546 +>>137036304 +>>137035717 +okay so i speed read the entire run, mostly the parts about relating to this so it was fast. + +Yeah its obviously some writer bullshit specifically made to get people angry and bait them into reading the next issues to find out MJ and Paul at Norman's company telegraphed it super fucking hard + +surprised the FF and the Avengers got so mad at him. Obviously they would be upset given that Peter fucked with them, but he specifically said that MJ is in danger and is pretty desperate and in a mad fucking dash to save her. You'd assume they'd know how much of a big deal this was for Peter and wouldnt hold a big grudge about it. + +the scythe in the limbo arc was cool + +issue 19 was good SpiderXCat, and page 5 was a good spread- both on aesthetics and what was it talking about. + +*most* of what i said here >>137036229 still applies tho + +Fuck the writers, they're hacks. Fuck MJ, shes a bitch (in this run). Like i said before, this in on the level of Peter making a deal with the devil and Gwen fucking Norman Osborn of all people + +Im gonna try to forget this happened and not read this trash bait going forward. Thanks for putting up with me anons. +--- 137038801 +>>137038048 +>surprised the FF and the Avengers got so mad at him +I'm not, they were completely fair and reasonable with Peter and he lashed out at them like a retard +>Ben and Johnny say that Peter can't have unrestricted access to Reed's lab because of the explosion he's implicated in +>ask him to wait +>he runs off +>Cap asks him to come with him to calm everyone done and assures him that he believes Peter's innocence +>Peter throws him against a wall and runs off +>Then he robs the FF, Moon Girl, and Tony Stark +--- 137038999 +>>137038801 +yeah of course they're entitled to be pissed at him, obviously. + +But they've know Peter long enough that they should know he wouldnt do all of that just because. Hell, its not uncommon for a friend to say or do something they wouldnt normally do/say if they're in the middle of a crisis related to their loved ones. Yeah sure its understandable to be upset at them but you tend to let them off the hook easier than you would otherwise diff --git a/co/137034501.txt b/co/137034501.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b36a3c778e80f5387418d5c9840639c9c54f962e --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137034501.txt @@ -0,0 +1,95 @@ +----- +--- 137034501 +where my lurkers @? + +Here’s what we know about the film so far. + +The Babylon 5 animated movie is already “finished and in the can” according to Straczynski, who says that it will be coming out very soon although no specific date has been announced just yet. +No plot details for the film have been released yet, but in his tweet, Straczynski promised: “Classic B5: raucous, heartfelt, nonstop, a ton of fun through time and space & a love letter to the fans.” + The film’s title, release date, and more details will be released next Wednesday. + The original Babylon 5 was produced by Warner Bros. Television and ran for five seasons, totaling 110 episodes and seven TV films. The show is considered one of the greatest science fiction series by fans and many critics and won numerous awards throughout its run, including two Emmys, two Hugo Awards, and a Saturn Award. + In 2021, a Babylon 5 reboot was announced at the CW, but there have been no updates on the project since. How this project may be related to a live-action series reboot is unclear. + +https://www.cartoonbrew.com/series/babylon-5-animated-film-warner-bros-228483.html +--- 137034598 +>>137034501 (OP) +>animated B5 revival +Bizarre, yet somehow still less outlandish than the aborted CW reboot series. +--- 137035138 +>Gremlins cartoon +>Lord of the Rings anime +>Babylon 5 animated movie +What live-action IP will WB animate next? +--- 137035263 +>>137034501 (OP) +Huh. It could be interesting. +--- 137035340 +>>137035138 +Big Bang Theory +--- 137035826 +>>137034501 (OP) +Well, I've needed an excuse to watch more science fiction +--- 137035890 +>>137034501 (OP) +Shame it didn't come out closer to Lower Decks so we could argue over who copied whom. +--- 137035898 +>>137035890 +I do not know what you mean. +--- 137035942 +>>137034501 (OP) +Realizing how many they'll have to recast due to the actor passing away makes me very sad. +--- 137035948 +>>137034501 (OP) + +This is like going "I know what the kids want, an in universe animated sequel to Alien Nation!" + +>"Guys, we did it, we finally got our canon Seaquest graphic novel that everyone was clamoring for." + +>"Okay guys... it's an X-Files reboot... but only the characters that replaced Mulder and Scully when they left the show!" + +>"Fuck you! Just because the show has been off the air for 20 years doesn't mean this Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda MMO is doomed to fail! Kevin Sorbo himself is back... for some of it!" + +>"The time is now to release our The Adventures of Briscoe County, Jr trading cards!" + +>"Our M.A.N.T.I.S. radio show will dominate the airwaves!" + +>"I am proud to announce we have acquired the rights to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures.... the TV show." +--- 137036037 +>>137035948 +Nobody expects a B5 revival from this, but it's a nice thing to have and it's written by JMS +--- 137036076 +>>137036037 +>Nobody expects a B5 revival from this +actually, he did say the success of this could lead to a line of animated movies that get released regularly, like the DTV DC and Mortal Kombat Legends movies +--- 137036152 +>>137036076 +That's neat. +--- 137036208 +>>137034501 (OP) +Wasn't Straczynski the one who wanted more gay shit? +--- 137036223 +>>137035948 +>"I am proud to announce we have acquired the rights to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures.... the TV show." +Excellent +--- 137036342 +>>137034501 (OP) +Kind of neat that JMS is returning to his animation roots. +--- 137036425 +>>137036223 + +>"Oh. Right, No. No. Not the cartoon show." +--- 137036588 +>>137036425 +Bogus. +--- 137038284 +>>137034501 (OP) +Nah. Leave the franchise alone. I love B5, I damn near wore out my DVDs of the series. Fuck, I learned so much listening to JMS's episodic commentaries. The show, as a show and with the commentaries, are the comfiest way to learn the basics of storytelling and 5 act structure you'll find. It's a different time, though, and I do not trust the show to have the originals insight, honesty, and bite. +--- 137038296 +>>137035138 +harry potter +--- 137038394 +>>137035138 +don't forget the Family Matters/Steve Urkel animated movie +--- 137038492 +>>137034501 (OP) +Fuck yeah! I am so hyped! However what story would they do? Something with the Centauri still reeling with deviststion? diff --git a/co/137034611.txt b/co/137034611.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1dae6cc94985d14e15e76bd52c0d04213fdcf7bb --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137034611.txt @@ -0,0 +1,95 @@ +----- +--- 137034611 +HEYOOOO +--- 137034653 +>>137034611 (OP) +>large italian family +>everyone is happy +lol +--- 137034749 +>>137034611 (OP) +HEYOOOO +--- 137034762 +>>137034611 (OP) +HEYOO! +--- 137034798 +>>137034653 +they shit all over Mario and he leaves the table in anger right after this +--- 137034961 +>>137034798 +Now that was a true Italian family dinner experience, believe me. +--- 137034981 +>everyone in the family has a thick italian accent except Mario and Luigi +Don't you just love celebrity voice actors +--- 137034997 +>>137034611 (OP) +HEYO FOR YAYO +https://youtu.be/Yc-de_RSxHM [Embed] +--- 137035024 +Love seeing non-white families in mainstream movies. Diversity is cool. +--- 137035174 +>>137034611 (OP) +The guy on the far right is literally Weird Al +--- 137035235 +>>137034981 +They’re Italian immigrants, and Mario and Luigi were born and raised in Brooklyn, NY. There, I fixed it for you ya big crybaby. +--- 137035273 +>>137035235 +Not that Anon but you don't have to be a dick about it. +--- 137035288 +>>137034981 +That makes perfect sense if the family moved from Italy and the younger members (Mario, Luigi, and the kid at the table) grew up in America. +--- 137035296 +>>137035235 +Ah yes, because they TOTALLY wouldn't have at least a strong guido accent given they grew up in 80s Brooklyn in a working-class Italian family. +--- 137035328 +>>137035235 +>>137035288 +Have you ever actually met any second generation immigrants? They'll still have heavy accents. +--- 137035434 +>>137035328 +My parents came from Ireland, I was born and raised here in America. +I don’t have an accent. I didn’t even bother learning any Irish. +--- 137035438 +>>137035328 +my mexican american gf speaks perfect english despite her parents being mexicans. She speaks 0 spanish tho +--- 137035492 +Anyone has a higj quality rip of the movie? I only one recorded from the cinema +--- 137035509 +>>137035492 +Honestly dude at this point, you might as well just rent it. Only like $5 bucks max +--- 137036576 +>>137035296 +Actually Mario and Luigi a like 25 meaning they grew up in the 00s +--- 137036850 +>white family +>hateful and laughs at their children's dreams +--- 137036979 +>>137035235 +>my headcano- +nobody cares +--- 137037028 +>>137036979 +You certainly did. +--- 137037092 +>>137036979 +>Headcanon + +Are you retarded? +--- 137037375 +>>137034611 (OP) +>the Uncle steals Luigi's food +So that's why he is scrawnier. +--- 137037486 +>>137034611 (OP) +>Fuck you Santa +OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH +https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rj_zv8IuP1Y&pp=ygUSU29wcmFub3MgY2hyaXN0bWFz [Embed] +--- 137038083 +Paper Mario has better writing. +--- 137038515 +>>137036850 +>Son graduated medical school and becomes a plumber instead. I'd be mad too +--- 137038598 +>>137034611 (OP) +loli diff --git a/co/137035193.txt b/co/137035193.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..adf38848351862fcfb6c86bc6625221ffa8a3075 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035193.txt @@ -0,0 +1,54 @@ +----- +--- 137035193 +Was it good? +--- 137035205 +>>137035193 (OP) +It helped JG Quintel. +--- 137035311 +>>137035193 (OP) +It was a pretty generic Spongebob-Lite type show, and only starting finding a unique tone and sense of humor in its last season +--- 137035314 +>>137035193 (OP) +i liked it as a kid, haven't watched it in over a decade though. Dunno why /co/ hates it so much +--- 137035526 +The only worthwhile parts about it were Lumpus and Slinkman. +--- 137035565 +>>137035193 (OP) +Rewatched it recently, it's an imperfect yet fun show. +>>137035526 +Lumpus and Slinkman are great but I also liked Squirrel Scouts and Edward episodes. Clam was pretty fun too. +--- 137035607 +>>137035193 (OP) +I think the first season’s a fine 6/10, then they amped up the toilet humor and forgot about Lazlo for some fucking reason. +--- 137036306 +>>137035193 (OP) +Reminder that Joe Murray refused to appear in a McDonald's commercial and it made CN so assmad they cancelled camp lazlo +--- 137036343 +>>137036306 +What? +--- 137036396 +>>137036343 +https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/11/inside-rockos-modern-life-nickelodeon-cartoon + +>In the years since Rocko’s heyday, Murray has drawn children’s picture books and created just one other animated series: Camp Lazlo for Cartoon Network. He says his relationship with Cartoon Network soured after he refused to appear in a McDonald’s commercial. “They were really pissed. ‘How dare you? You work for us. This is a major sponsor.’ And then oddly enough right afterwards, the show got canceled. There were a few times I didn’t play the game and they didn’t like it.” +--- 137037834 +>>137036396 +It was just a McDonalds commercial man, couldn't be less humiliating than digging up Rocko's corpse twenty years later just to use it as a mouthpiece for your tranny agenda. +--- 137037903 +>>137037834 +He just didn't support the meat industry. Even Joe is a buzzkill, can't blame him for being him. As for the tranny shit, yeah... Dunno why he did that. +--- 137038097 +>>137037903 +I thought the trans thing was funny because frogs by nature can swap their own sex and because retards are dumb and don't know they couldn't laugh their asses off since that's what it was going for. +--- 137038241 +>>137035193 (OP) +Yes, loved it as a kid, but it's just that: a kiddy show. Not enough jokes for my grown ass now. Gym Partner's still funny after all these years, though, idgaf. +--- 137038413 +>>137038097 +People really overreacted to that whole debacle. I thought the Rocko special was fine. +--- 137038446 +>>137035193 (OP) +A little overhated imo. Design-wise it's beautiful and the concept is really comfy. A perfectly serviceable non-existing IP cartoon. Lame stock music though. +--- 137038472 +>>137038097 +That actually is pretty funny. Old Rocko would have made that joke. My issue with the new special is how much is played for drama. It feels like a "very special episode of" for a show that had only ever been cynical. diff --git a/co/137035194.txt b/co/137035194.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..40fbe3129f9d5ed6fcaddf46ca03f1e9c50d971b --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035194.txt @@ -0,0 +1,106 @@ +----- +--- 137035194 +Get in, it's go time! + +>S9 E10 · A New World, Part One +>As Iris receives word of a career milestone, Barry is suddenly nowhere to be found; Barry runs across many familiar faces; Khione continues to figure out her powers; Chester works on a suit for Allegra. + +>Stream: +https://ustvgo.tv/the-cw-live-streaming-free/ +--- 137035212 +Sup Eddie. +--- 137035234 +>>137035194 (OP) +Actually forget that link, try this one: +https://em.tgo-tv.co/streams/tv/cw/link1.php +--- 137035240 +>Eddie is back for the last arc +Oh hey Joe +--- 137035302 +What the fuck was that cinematography on the Frost scene? +--- 137035316 +>>137035302 +It's le art +--- 137035326 +>Time travels +>Immediately blames self +At least Barry learned something after 9 years +--- 137035369 +>>137035326 +And during the ONE time it isn't his fault. Amazing. +--- 137035377 +>Gambi Cleaners +kek +--- 137035451 +>They got Victor Garber back for a Stein cameo +Nice. +--- 137035574 +>Zatara sold out and got his name on a pizza chain +--- 137035616 +>>137035574 +Why didn't they get Zatanna or Zatara in these shows again? Rights issues? +--- 137035636 +Okay, that speech from his mom was way too on the nose. +--- 137035649 +>OG Thawne +Based + +>>137035616 +I think they were trying to make a movie with Zatanna for a long time so no Zatanna anywhere else +--- 137035675 +How many episodes left? I kinda wanna see the last few episodes. +--- 137035708 +>>137035675 +3 after this. +--- 137035726 +They really use that bar as much as they can. +--- 137035736 +Oh this is the way in the past Thawne, before all the shit happens +--- 137035753 +This is some Beast War Megatron level of being a dickhead +--- 137035780 +>>137035708 +Wait the TV show ends right before the Flash movie comes out? +--- 137035789 +>>137035780 +Yep. Crazy planning, isn't it? +--- 137035815 +>I've been waiting for it since the dawn of time +I still can't believe they're connecting Cobalt Blue to fucking Deathstorm of all things. +--- 137035816 +>>137035789 +Considering how long that movie has been delayed, it's probably the least they can do +--- 137035918 +>Rachel Rosso +kek she's related to Ramsey? +--- 137035924 +>>137035918 +I think it's his mom. +--- 137035993 +It's called the American dream because you gotta be asleep to believe it +--- 137036039 +>>137035993 +George Carlin? We really are back in the year 2000! +--- 137036088 +THEY'RE FUCKING DOING IT! +--- 137036089 +>There were three fucking Barry in that house that night +Jesus fuck +--- 137036091 +>Stop, my invincible past self +--- 137036138 +kek Thawnes gets cucked one last time +--- 137036196 +>>137036089 +And two Thawnes, technically. +--- 137036220 +So that scientist is Malcolm instead of Eddie, then? +--- 137036236 +>>137036220 +Probably? Unless he decides to go back in time and becomes Eddie or something silly +--- 137036946 +We finally got the true house scene, but I wonder if we'll ever get the Barry ruins Thawne's life scene they've only been telling us about. +--- 137038428 +>>137035918 +>>137035924 +Yeah. It's his mom diff --git a/co/137035312.txt b/co/137035312.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c059052331a3056df1406479b5ae811a699c8dfe --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035312.txt @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +----- +--- 137035312 +Get in here and post that last /co/ thing that made you laugh. +--- 137035484 +>>137035388 +Everyday i worry this will be me +--- 137035527 +>>137035312 (OP) +--- 137035556 +>>137035484 +Are you in the military, and do you date? +--- 137035771 +>>137035388 +There’s worse things to jack off to than HQ porn +--- 137036400 +GET DOWN! +--- 137038750 +>>137035388 +Kek diff --git a/co/137035354.txt b/co/137035354.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..833054833170508fe039735c3ae3a80450aadd03 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035354.txt @@ -0,0 +1,194 @@ +----- +--- 137035354 +I like Ghostmaker. +--- 137035386 +Shit character. +--- 137035389 +>>137035354 (OP) +Gay +--- 137035427 +>>137035354 (OP) +>>137035386 +>>137035389 +I like him +--- 137035507 +>>137035354 (OP) +>i am bruce wayne's homosexual childhood friend who is also a vigilante who uses extreme force to fight bad guys +Who comes up with this stuff +--- 137035578 +>>137035354 (OP) +He's Ghost-Maker, not Ghostmaker, his name has a hyphen you fake fucking fan. +--- 137035622 +what do i read if i want to learn about him +--- 137035685 +>>137035354 (OP) +Ghostmaker is the worst addition to the Batman family in the past 20 years. Literally worse than Fan Favorite Harper Row. +--- 137035701 +>>137035685 +>Batman family +You guys will call literally anyone Batman ever works with part of the family, he's not even close. +--- 137035852 +I hate his baggy pants but he should be how Jon acts +--- 137035853 +I remember when he was first introduced and /co/ actually liked him because it gave Bruce a friend, not sure exactly when he became hated tho. +--- 137035991 +>>137035354 (OP) +>Ghostbusters' arch nemesis +--- 137036051 +>>137035354 (OP) +Weird pants. +--- 137036063 +>>137035354 (OP) +Same. +--- 137036130 +I think he'll crack and kill someone soon. +--- 137037929 +>>137035354 (OP) +Silly pants, clunky name. Why not Ghoster, Ghost Miester, Poltergeist, Geister, Mr. Undertaker, Killer King, Pawntaker, or Ghostreaper? +--- 137038206 +>>137035622 +Batman: The Knight +Batman #100-121; not 100% sure he appears in every issue here, it leads up to Batman Inc. +Batman 2021 & 2022 Annual +Batman Inc. (2022) if you're not sick of him by then. +He appears in more stuff but I don't remember. +--- 137038216 +>>137037929 +>"Ghost-Maker is bad" +>"Here's a bunch of way worse names" +--- 137038227 +>>137035389 +Bisexual actually. +--- 137038229 +>>137037929 +I assumed he's called Ghost-Maker because he kills people, you know, makes them ghosts. +--- 137038231 +>>137035853 +He kinda sucks without Bruce to bantz with. Now he's just stuck with Clownboy and batman inc mooks. +--- 137038267 +>>137038227 +Same thing +--- 137038325 +>>137036130 +It will never end. +--- 137038512 +>>137038267 +Wrong. +--- 137038546 +>>137038512 +>*sucks dicks* +>"guys i'm not gay lol' +Whatever makes you feel better, homo. +--- 137038588 +>>137038227 +Would they get along? I know for sure he'd call Jason a whiny bitch. +--- 137038632 +>>137038546 +Must I hand you a dictionary? You were incorrect that's all, no need to be hung up about it. +--- 137038650 +>>137035701 +Ghostmaker appeared in basically every issue of both the Tynion and Williamson Batman runs. He featured heavily in the last big Batman group event (Fear State). He's featured in Zdarsky's Bruce Wayne origins mini from last year. He's leading Batman Incorporated. He has cave privileges. + +He's closer to Batman than characters like Duke or Huntress, and they rank, right? So yeah, Batman Family. +--- 137038667 +>>137038588 +I am not sure, with what little I know of Ghost-Maker he kills his enemies. Sure he is reluctantly following Bruce's orders, but I wonder if he might get in some kind of conflict if he and Tim worked together. Tim seems to be an idealistic figure of justice in the Batfamily, also isn't Ghost-Maker a psychopath? +--- 137038691 +>>137038650 +Why is Grifter there again? +--- 137038740 +>>137038632 +You could. Everyone would still see you as a homo. +--- 137038745 +>>137038691 +He was briefly Lucius' bodyguard. +--- 137038756 +>>137038691 +Jim Lee's latest scheme to make people care about this Deadpool-looking motherfucker. +--- 137038776 +>>137038650 +He's just Batman's friend, you wouldn't count Superman part of the family, or any of the Batman Inc. people either, he's an ally, but he's most definitely not part of the family, not yet at least. +--- 137038819 +>>137038588 +>I know for sure he'd call Jason a whiny bitch. +Why would he? They're both pro-killing unless Batman they promise they won't for Batman. +--- 137038850 +>>137038740 +Still on this? +--- 137038866 +>>137038819 +Well it's just my headcanon or whatever but since he's a psycho he probably wouldn't understand why Jason is so emotional over Bruce. Nothing to do with killing or his morals, just his emotional state and GM doesn't get it. +--- 137038896 +>>137038850 +Take the hint, sis. +--- 137038921 +>>137038776 +Holy False Equivalencies, Batman! +50+ appearances and every single one of them is in a Batman title. Yes, that's exactly like Superman. +--- 137038927 +>>137038896 +You're the one that's keeping this one up. Calling people bundles of sticks isn't exactly a productive pastime. +--- 137038942 +>>137038588 +>try to make his own Robin to pwn Bruce +>sidekick gets exploded a la Jason +>welp that was a fucking failure +>leaves him there to die +What did he mean by this? +--- 137038945 +There's a connection between being bisexual and being a massive antidraw. +--- 137038955 +>>137038945 +>antidraw +What's that? +--- 137038974 +>>137038942 +He decided having a cute AI pet is a better sidekick. +--- 137038987 +>>137038955 +When you're the equivalent of Triple H. +--- 137039037 +>>137038987 +Still doesn't ring a bell. Correct me if I am wrong, does it simply mean they are just unpopular or uninteresting? +--- 137039047 +>>137039037 +>does it simply mean they are just unpopular or uninteresting? +Yeah, just like Triple H who also just happens to be bisexual. +--- 137039054 +>>137038866 +He should be used to that by now given how Bruce still get get over his parents' death. +--- 137039061 +>>137039047 +Getting pegged by Chyna doesn't make him bisexual, Anon. +--- 137039103 +>>137038588 +>Dick: no +>Jason: maybe? +>Tim: probably not, but there's a a chance +>Damian: yes +>Barbara: no +Too bad he never met Alfred before he died. i'd like to think they would have been friendly. +--- 137039119 +>>137039061 +He confirmed it live +https://twitter.com/wrestlelamia/status/1239176490400522240?lang=en +Also Bret Hart called him and Shawn Michaels homos, and Bret's a shooter and you really can't deny it. +--- 137039130 +>>137038945 +What about John Constantine? +--- 137039158 +>>137039130 +John's bisexuality was buried and forgotten about for a decade before a sleazy, nasty, perverted Italian remembered and created one of, if not THE, most despised Hellblazer runs in history. +--- 137039178 +"bi" people fightan +--- 137039212 +Alright I'm going to say it: Tynion's OC looks like a Destiny reject. +--- 137039234 +>>137039212 +Well it's kind of obvious, but Ghost-Maker still looks neat in my eyes. He looks no worse than the other recent characters that have debuted over the last few years. +--- 137039249 +>>137038896 +holy based almighty +--- 137039250 +>>137039178 +I wonder if Catman and Ghost-Maker will get together? diff --git a/co/137035408.txt b/co/137035408.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..abfe6021e6edbf2d10d2170a9109dce2b744151d --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035408.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 137035408 +>In the arms of the angel... +--- 137036857 +He's dead jim +--- 137038313 +Give me mao mao now now! diff --git a/co/137035416.txt b/co/137035416.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b4a7838d0695cc8c439aada43b6f0bb98b02be4f --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035416.txt @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +----- +--- 137035416 +Why is he in so many episodes all of a sudden? He was a minor side character for 20 years who got like one or two episodes that heavily featured him. Now he's the co-star in multiple episodes per season. Is it because of Trey's ex-wife's black son or something? +--- 137035651 +>>137035416 (OP) +Well he is the Token bla.. eh never mind +--- 137035670 +>>137035416 (OP) +muh diversity +--- 137035682 +He's the only black kid so he has to be there for black jokes +--- 137035700 +>>137035416 (OP) +>Is it because of Trey's ex-wife's black son or something? + +If it was Trey missing the kid that would be pretty depressing really. +--- 137035703 +>>137035416 (OP) +Were there any complaints when Tweek or Butters were used in a lot of episodes? +--- 137035720 +>>137035703 +Yes actually people love Kenny. +--- 137035723 +>>137035416 (OP) +Remember when they started using Butters more than Kenny? Token is the new Butters. This is a bait thread. +--- 137035764 +>>137035703 +At least they had a justification for that because they'd killed off Kenny in the previous season and needed to replace him. +>>137035723 +I'm not baiting, I genuinely don't understand why they're giving Token so much screentime now when they spent 20+ years barely acknowledging his existence. +--- 137036756 +>>137035416 (OP) +His character started as a parody of the token black character, hence the name. So he was always used when they needed something involving black people and that was the end of his "character". That was the joke. +But now in nu-South Park they backpedaled about his name and now they genuinely give him character development beyond the black jokes, even to the point where he becomes a more important character than many. South Park has come full circle and become what they used to mock. +--- 137038045 +>>137035416 (OP) +Cause he's the new Tweek/Butters, besides he's a decent enough friend for Stan to survive his lame life on that crap farm +--- 137038540 +>>137036756 +They make references to fucking fan fictions and make a conscious effort not to offend people. You’d never get an episode like Ass Burgers nowadays because it’s “ableist” for example. +--- 137038671 +>>137038540 +>They make references to fucking fan fictions +What? +--- 137038701 +>>137036756 +>>137038540 +>Noooooooo you can't grow up and mature, you need to be transphobic, racist and ableist until you die. +--- 137038738 +>>137038701 +“Ableism” doesn’t even exist, that’s what I don’t get with wokeoids, they made it up. +--- 137038796 +>>137038738 +>It's okay to mock handicap people +Try growing up dude. There's nothing funny about somebody having a difficult life. +--- 137038800 +>>137038671 +The gay episode with Craig and the other kid, that was based on some fanart. +--- 137038878 +I don't care, I mostly watch the show for Stan. +--- 137038935 +>>137038738 +>“Ableism” doesn’t even exist +So making fun of cripples and disabled people was never a thing then? +--- 137038980 +>>137038935 +No, but it was never “ableism”. It was a bit edgy, but normal, expected, socially acceptable. +--- 137039134 +>>137038701 +>>137038796 +Will you people fuck off and stop ruining everything funny with your whiny oversensitive bullshit? Kill yourselves, maybe? +--- 137039239 +>>137038738 +Dude, the word is older then most posters here, it only now more socially known and used. diff --git a/co/137035442.txt b/co/137035442.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a587c04b12fe4bf68ea71527c34641961cf08b5a --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035442.txt @@ -0,0 +1,149 @@ +----- +--- 137035442 +Now the dust has settled, whoch one was the superior Mario Movie? +--- 137035467 +>>137035442 (OP) +2023, followed by the anime, and the live action in last +--- 137035518 +People don't appreciate how good the 1993 movie is. It was an Academy Award nominee and a pioneer in visual effects techniques that are still in use today. And the story is actually pretty strong. And it has just as many references as the Illumination one, it just doesn't linger on them and you have to use your brain to recognize them so naturally it gets flack for being inaccurate. +--- 137035547 +These days I sadly have to wonder if the reason people hate the live action is because it was bad or if it was because the villain's performance was based on Trump. +--- 137035608 +>>137035518 +People would have liked it more if the brothers wore overalls instead of whatever the fuck they are wearing in the film. Looks like clown jumpsuits. +--- 137035748 +>>137035608 +I still like the trope of them discovering their iconic outfits in the middle of the movie. It probably hurt the movie's marketability though which is why the new one had them wear their suits from the start. +--- 137035788 +>>137035442 (OP) +I like the live action movie +--- 137035886 +>>137035442 (OP) +Anyone who says anything other than the new one or the old anime movie are lying. No one legitimately likes the ‘93 movie, they just think being a contrarian is a personality trait. +--- 137035897 +>>137035608 +They're called coveralls. And they're what working men wore in the 90s. +--- 137036355 +>>137035897 +I have never seen them with blue arms, collars, and pockets like that. It looks goofy. Would have honestly looked better if they were solid colors. Don't think it matters though. My point is they would have benefited from looking closer to the game art. Just think about that first Sonic movie. That shit has nothing to do with Sonic but people like it because Sonic looks and acts like Sonic. That's all these stupid ass movies usually need to be successful. I just know the Orginal movie would have been loved if Mario and Luigi looked closer to the official art. So overalls, gloves, and Luigi really needed a mustache. That shit would have gotten like 8 sequels. +--- 137036382 +>>137035442 (OP) +80s OVA > 2023 Illuimination Film > 1993 live-action +--- 137036408 +>>137035518 +1993 film sucked. It was nothing like a Super Mario movie & felt more like a Jurassic Park movie. +--- 137036637 +>>137035442 (OP) +2023 > anime > live-action (although live-action is okay if you pretend it's not a Mario movie). Flipnote Mario mogs all of them anyway + +https://youtu.be/01ylb5fRxV0 [Embed] +--- 137036831 +one has Mario getting cucked by a dog +another has Mario get a fat black chick +the other has Mario get the main girl interested in him +--- 137036864 +>>137035442 (OP) +2023, 1993, Anime. How anyone can say the Anime is superior to the 93 movie with an ending like that is beyond me +--- 137036907 +>>137036831 +Mario gets with a black chick in the new movie? +--- 137036921 +>>137036907 +They’re talking about Big Bertha, in the 1993 movie. Mario did have a big tit girlfriend named Daniella in that movie too though. +--- 137036968 +>>137035495 +There's truth to this. The super mario is pretty generic. It's good but it's nothing special or unique. +The 1993 is so insane and still pretty enjoyable. I've seen it so many times. It has its issues but it's good still. +--- 137036986 +>>137036831 +>gets a big fat black woman +That's based as fuck. +--- 137037002 +>>137035442 (OP) +>Bluigi +--- 137037023 +>>137035442 (OP) +I can’t tell if people are saying the 93 movie is good because they genuinely like it or because they want to be contrarian +--- 137037036 +>>137037023 + +it's 4chan. Of course it's the latter. +--- 137037057 +>>137035495 +--- 137037076 +>>137036408 +Which is ironic, considering how despite the 1993 Mario movie being heavily promoted at the time, Jurassic Park would come out two weeks later and was a phenomenon critics, box offices and the general public while people have forgotten about the former until its subsequent home video releases and television airings. +--- 137037100 +>>137037036 +>>137037023 +Nah, /tv/ had been positive about it for years. +And personally, Rifftrax makes the entire viewing pleasant. +--- 137037105 +>>137035442 (OP) +While I enjoyed both animated movies, the 90s movie is still koopa kino at the end of the day. +--- 137037125 +>>137037023 +It's an actual movie with a plot, unlike the new one which is just series of disjointed references +--- 137037136 +>>137035442 (OP) +>Left has the best peach +>Center has the best Brothers +>Has the best Bowser +--- 137037139 +>>137037023 +The 1993 movie is so insane, it's hard not to love it. Amazing music too. +--- 137037157 +>>137037136 +I can agree with that. +Did middle even HAVE a Peach? +--- 137037264 +>>137037157 +Nope. Strangely they didn't even make Peach the name of the regular girl Mario's dating. +--- 137037305 +>>137037264 +Eh, it's fine honestly. + +But yea, the 1993 had the best brothers. Luigi is shit on in the 2023 movie.... +--- 137037373 +>>137037305 +They made Luigi the princess +--- 137037404 +>>137037373 +...yea +--- 137037407 +>>137037264 + +The Peach name didn't exist in 1993 America. Just Toadstool and Daisy. +--- 137038134 +>>137037157 +Daisy is the princess in that movie. +--- 137038167 +>>137036382 +>OVA + +Hey dipshit, it was a theatrical movie, as in released on japanese theaters! +--- 137038174 +Never seen the live action one. Is it any good if I ignore the fact that it's based off of Mario? +--- 137038276 +>>137038174 +In the same way the Street Fighter movie is: so bad its good. +--- 137038286 +>>137036986 +Mario's a pimp in the 93 movie. +>>137037157 +Peach in everything but name, as she was called Daisy (the two names were kind of interchangeable back then and she was "Princess Toadstool most often) +>>137037264 +According to the script the name of the woman Mario is dating in the movie is Daniella Pauline Verducci +>>137038174 +It's kind of Baby's First Cyberpunk. It's this dystopian city run by an authoritarian regime that two guys come in and turn upside down and start a revolution. +--- 137038483 +>>137035518 +This is true. Came out the same year as Jurassic Park which had the highest demand top notch special and practical effects for their dinosaurs, and given what SMB had to work with it's pretty impressive they have fx guys of their own whose work could easy go to toe and rival JP's. +--- 137038842 +>>137035788 +Dubs and Same, unironically one of my all-time favorite movies. +It is a Horrible adaptation but it's entertaining and memorable. +--- 137038965 +>>137037057 +1. Although i don't remember really anything about it, i'm pretty sure Theodore Rex didn't have any other dinos in it and i don't think it was gritty. +2. Adventures in Dinosaur City was Straight Fuckin' Kino. diff --git a/co/137035531.txt b/co/137035531.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c219dd8078d37ec1fd3685424ed16a35070a5f0c --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035531.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +----- +--- 137035531 +A thread for Bones, the webcomic author, to post his stuff so he stops spamming the HYW thread. +Post your mice here. +--- 137035555 +>>137035531 (OP) +--- 137035580 +>>137035555 +--- 137035605 +>>137035580 +--- 137035628 +>>137035605 +--- 137035668 +>>137035628 +--- 137035883 +>>137035668 +--- 137036329 +Your guess is as good as mine +--- 137038159 +>>137035531 (OP) +LMAO Rent Free. +--- 137038308 +I can see why they are desperate enough to resort to spamming. +--- 137038344 +>>137038308 +I've seen enough of bones to know exactly how they will react to this. +>"OH MY GOD Thank you. I can't believe you like my work enough to start a thread for it. You must be a huge fan of mine" diff --git a/co/137035601.txt b/co/137035601.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f5a1ceb8f4cf338921214706cb5518a2c834c1a6 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035601.txt @@ -0,0 +1,210 @@ +----- +--- 137035601 +Why do so many kids cartoons nowadays promote death and darkness? What’s their endgame? +--- 137035641 +>>137035601 (OP) +what did Shiggy mean by this? +--- 137035695 +>>137035601 (OP) +>promote +Making jokes about something is not "promoting" it you fucking retarded /pol/ tourist. The movie never once portrayed the star as being objectively correct or morally right, in fact multiple characters call it out for being depressing. +--- 137035734 +>>137035601 (OP) +This was the most awkward humor to sit with someone in the theater over. The childish voice but morbid dialogue comedy is so annoying. I can't believe they ended the fucking movie on it so you couldn't just have a refreshed ending experience and ended up having to walk out feeling embarrassed you indeed did watch a child movie. +--- 137035746 +>>137035601 (OP) +You do realize like everyone was a cages and they were still basically telling him to shut up? +--- 137035805 +>>137035734 +>why does watching a movie for children make me feel like i watched a movie for children +This movie was not made for 35 year old manchildren, it was made for actual children and you shouldn't delude yourself into thinking it was made for you because it fucking wasn't. +--- 137035843 +>>137035601 (OP) +So people can feel justified in like a kids thing + +>>137035695 +>muh pol +jesus fucking christ go outside and breath in some fresh air +--- 137035860 +>>137035843 +*liking +--- 137035864 +>>137035695 +>Animation student goes rabid trying to tell people how to see the products +Jokes like that don't belong in children's media. They're nihilistic, atheistic, a reflection of people wasting away spiritually in their empty careers making corporate entertainment. +>>137035805 +Lmao it only appealed to kids because kids like Mario and Nintendo had the makers on a leash, as you should be. Otherwise they would have gone all out on the girlboss crap, etc +--- 137035877 +>>137035734 +no joke i think you should actually kill yourself if you’re this pathetic and insecure +--- 137035878 +>>137035843 +Whenever someone makes a post whining about "why are they promoting [thing] to children!?!??!?" it's always a /pol/tard. +--- 137035901 +>>137035864 +>Jokes like that don't belong in children's media. They're nihilistic, atheistic, a reflection of people wasting away spiritually in their empty careers making corporate entertainment. +Oh look, a christfag. +>Lmao it only appealed to kids because kids like Mario and Nintendo had the makers on a leash, as you should be. Otherwise they would have gone all out on the girlboss crap, etc +>it only appealed to kids because of the entire premise of the movie +>also obligatory whining about a hypothetical scenario +/pol/tards are so predictable. +--- 137035902 +>>137035864 +Cope. Mario is a Buddhist. +--- 137035903 +>>137035877 +>>137035878 +Obvious projection, pathetic and insecure animation student. Go ahead and do so instead of ruining stuff for kids, they deserve better +--- 137035923 +>>137035903 +I'm not an animation student lmao +I'm just not a /pol/tard who whines about "atheistic" jokes in children's cartoons. Guess what, Christianity is a dying religion, and there's nothing you can do about it. Every year less and less Western people worship your dead Jew. +--- 137035936 +>>137035864 +>atheistic +nothing wrong with that +--- 137035938 +>>137035901 +>Waahh I don't like Jesus +Yes that's the entire reason you like and defend the atheist nihilistic jokes. You proved my point +--- 137035949 +>>137035938 +Your religion is dying, and like the dead Jew on a stick that you worship, it won't come back to life. +--- 137035951 +>>137035938 +>>137035936 +>>137035923 +How was the guy wanted to die from the cage and everyone telling you to shut up an atheist joke? +--- 137035953 +>>137035695 +You must be blind to the fact that death and the devil have been promoted to kids since the dawn of time. +--- 137035970 +>>137035953 +>unironic boomerschizo satanic panic bullshit +--- 137035974 +>>137035951 +that is another issue all together +--- 137035977 +>>137035953 +I expect this level of schizo shit from Kingdom Hearts. Oh, wait. +--- 137035996 +>>137035695 +Well well well, what do we have here? A cereal targeted to children that features the letter X and the symbol of death, plus a cartoon character symbolizing death. +--- 137036007 +>>137035996 +You are over 50 years old. Kill yourself. +--- 137036029 +>>137035734 +It's Horvath and Jelenic's shtick. They ended the Teen Titans Go Movie by having Robin tell kids to ask adults where babies come from. They enjoy pissing people off. +--- 137036031 +>>137035996 +> +X is not satanic you need to type into Google Images anime XXX and you see it's all about life and love and making children. +--- 137036034 +>>137035601 (OP) +Dying is funny +--- 137036040 +>Hey, Death is pretty hot tho +--- 137036065 +>>137035996 +--- 137036072 +>>137036040 +Yiff in hell furfag +--- 137036073 +>>137035923 +>>137035936 +>>137035949 +You've already conceded my point, now you're just spewing vulgar crap that shows the spirit of people behind these movies. +>>137036029 +No they hate innocence and want to sexualize children's entertainment, it's a fake joke. It's the same mentality as the dude spewing crap about Christianity +--- 137036094 +>>137036073 +Boomers really need to be forcibly euthanized, jesus fucking christ. +--- 137036104 +>>137036073 +> +>>137036073 +>>137036094 +>>137036094 +>>137035949 +>>137035949 +>>137035953 +>>137035953 +I remember watching a video about a guy talking about the minions and they called Scarlett Overkill the w**** of Babylon and the man dressed up as her being transgender. +--- 137036133 +>>137036073 +>You've already conceded my point +Nope I was just responding to an unstated assumption in your argument. +--- 137036173 +>>137036094 +>>137036104 +Nonsense +>>137036133 +My whole point was that this is a joke that comes from atheists, you just recognize that atheism is shameful and inappropriate for kids so you won't just own up to your religion commitments. +--- 137036194 +>>137035695 +You had me then you went schizo and mentioned /pol/ + +/co/ is plenty politcal without the influence of /pol/ +--- 137036199 +>>137036173 +>you just recognize that atheism is shameful and inappropriate for kids +Atheism is the default state of all human beings. Kids only believe in god because their parents let them get groomed, indoctrinated, and raped by priests. +--- 137036214 +>>137036194 +There are people in this thread talking about how X is a secret Satanic symbol and whining about atheism. This is all textbook /pol/tard shit. +--- 137036282 +>>137035601 (OP) +it's a psyops to brainwash the children into yielding to the new world order created by our Jewish antichrist overlords +fuck off, retard. +--- 137036349 +>>137036214 +You are on a board that consumes Media that has become a soapbox for people to spread their retarded political beliefs. Do you really expect the people here NOT to be political as a result? +--- 137036427 +>>137035996 +>the skull and bones guy looks like Mickey Mouse +Wonder why, do they want to attract little kids to the concept of death? +--- 137036493 +>>137035996 +Horror characters with x eyes (deceased): a ghost (spirit of a dead person), a vampire (satanic blood rituals), Frankenstein (creating life = playing God), and a werewolf (night, darkness, unholy transformation) +--- 137036509 +This has to be the worst thread in this board right now. guy is insufferable, but the retards replying to him are just as bad. +--- 137036551 +>>137035953 +>treehouse of horror as an example +Nigga, you know what Roman numerals are, right? +--- 137036569 +>>137035996 +>>137036493 +Kids love spooky shit, there's a reason Halloween is the favorite holiday of many. +--- 137036602 +>>137035953 +--- 137036622 +>>137035601 (OP) +Lumale was so unfunny and it's such an over done trope that I genuinely think Lumale should be used as a litmus test for IQ. If you laughed, you get executed on the spot. +--- 137036676 +>>137036569 +He probably thinks Halloween summons demons or some shit. Only full on schizos get this deep into obscure symbolism shit. +--- 137036711 +>>137036569 +Kids love horror games and cartoons +--- 137036785 +>>137035864 +>atheistic +ah +Thread over. + +You think telling children about eternal hellfire is a good thing. +--- 137038158 +>>137036173 +why does an almighty being need someone to defend him on a message board? +--- 137038288 +>>137035601 (OP) +Their endgame is resonating with a generation of depressed doomers who'll never own anything +--- 137038443 +>>137035843 +>jesus fucking christ go outside and breath in some fresh air +Fuck off, /pol/. +--- 137039252 +>>137036065 +I dont like that his eyes are static... diff --git a/co/137035747.txt b/co/137035747.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..59abf693f229fc9d5f1f913b504f1b65b05ffceb --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035747.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 137035747 +Have a date night +--- 137036914 +>>137035747 (OP) +Truly made for each other. +--- 137036927 +>>137035747 (OP) +She's only doing this because she wants to fuck again. +--- 137036942 +What is the appeal when it comes to giant women? You can't even fuck them. +--- 137037009 +>>137036942 +Homosexuals. +--- 137037049 +>>137036942 +I've been crushed by something like pic related. +It's my kink, so yeah you can fuck them. +--- 137038347 +>>137035747 (OP) +So what’s their dynamic? Why would Lucia go along with the date when she very clearly hates/resents Dave? Is it just to fuck? If so, *why* Dave in particular?! +--- 137038352 +>>137037049 +Of course you can fuck fat chicks. I'm talking about 100 feet talk giant chicks that people like drawing. You can't fuck that dragon in the OP for obvious reasons. +--- 137038427 +>>137038347 + +Do we even know how they met or if Satina was conceived on purpose? +--- 137038437 +>>137036942 +to crawl inside their vagina and suffocate +--- 137038459 +>>137035747 (OP) +Based demon fucker. +--- 137038474 +>>137036942 +Getting a big woman is a Gigachad move. Dominating her is a Sigmachad move. +--- 137038517 +>>137036942 +>can't fuck them +Well definitely not with that attitude. Look, some people want sexual encounters to be like a lion eating a a gazelle, and others, like OP, would prefer it to be like that of slaying a dragon. For some, the conquest of successfully having intercourse with a being physically larger on an enormous scale only makes the experience better because it's a testament to your own strength, like Moby Dick spearing the whale. +--- 137038554 +>>137035747 (OP) +>Have a date night +can't +single diff --git a/co/137035792.txt b/co/137035792.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0f7f50e4740f09f79b990a684789da1cf901c382 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035792.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 137035792 +Molly McGee is having a heart attack. +--- 137035857 +>>137035792 (OP) +Don’t worry, she’ll die a quick yet painful death and Godomino will make Molly 2 and nobody will ever address it +--- 137036245 +>>137035792 (OP) +vaxxed +--- 137036392 +>>137035792 (OP) +Godzilla can fix that for her. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4KqdntZjOg&pp=ygURbW9udHkgcHl0aG9uIGZvb3Q%3D [Embed] +--- 137036663 +>>137035792 (OP) +--- 137037124 +>>137035792 (OP) +Her in the finale of season 2. +--- 137037328 +>>137035792 (OP) +Poor Molly, tragically died after getting vaccinated against COVID 2 weeks ago. + +Please mask up and get vaccinated. +--- 137037352 +seems to be happening a lot lately +--- 137037387 +>>137037328 +I only got one booster and I feel mildly shitty with chest pains, though I am also morbidly obese so that doesn't help. Hoping running fixes my shitty shitty cardiovascular health. +--- 137037860 +>>137036663 +Kek +--- 137037987 +>>137036392 +Oh god what the fuck are those bumps on his foot +--- 137038208 +>>137035792 (OP) +*walks by her* +--- 137038338 +>>137037987 +His scales. +--- 137038380 +molly mcgee has a hyperrealistic panic attack +--- 137038391 +>>137035857 +Seething owlfag diff --git a/co/137035793.txt b/co/137035793.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..40fd8b05678aa899c47474d03eb35e144e789bb1 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035793.txt @@ -0,0 +1,124 @@ +----- +--- 137035793 +Where are her parents? +How come she has secret technology, such as the book? +--- 137035828 +>>137035793 (OP) +I've been in love with her for 30+ years help +--- 137035847 +a) Dead, I guess. She certainly acts like Gadget is her father at times. + +b) She built it herself. She's a genius. +--- 137035850 +I like to imagine Gadget is like Robocop where he got all that stuff after a bad accident. +--- 137035911 +>>137035828 +Nothing can help you. Just enjoy it. +--- 137036240 +>>137035793 (OP) +Penny built Gadget. +He's full robot. +--- 137036274 +For a Western cartoon girl she looks awfully Japanese designed. +--- 137036300 +>>137035793 (OP) +Penny has a dick. She uses it to primarily fuck and punish male criminals. She's actually really dominant towards them. + +Of course, she still uses it to pee while standing up, and to masturbate. +--- 137036326 +>>137036274 +That's because she is. The same studio that animated Lupin the 3rd animated Inspector Gadget +--- 137036361 +Why won't that guy get back to me I want more Penny comms +--- 137036377 +>>137035793 (OP) +I'm going to put these pennies in my ears. +--- 137036431 +>>137036361 +Eh? +--- 137036447 +>>137036431 +That guy! +--- 137036684 +>>137035793 (OP) +If I could draw, I would do a series of images where she dies based on several instances where she almost died in the show. +--- 137036716 +>>137036684 +Thankfully for everyone out there you can not in fact draw. +--- 137037189 +>>137035793 (OP) +I was trying to figure out who was the actress behind her trademark scratchy voice. It turns out Penny has had A LOT of voice actors. +--- 137037206 +>>137035793 (OP) +If they brought Inspector Gadget back or did a spinoff with Penny, they should get Maya Hawke to do her voice. +--- 137037401 +She's 9. Why was she always wearing a tiny bikini? 0nkht +--- 137037430 +>>137037401 +Because Japanese men designed her… +IN THE EIGHTIES +AKA +THE GOLDEN AGE OF LOLICON + +https://gonzobrigadoon.wordpress.com/2020/05/03/article-the-castle-of-doom-and-the-lolicon-boom/ + +aaaaah +--- 137037628 +>>137037401 +kek +https://archive.org/details/inspector-gadget-1983-penny-gadgets-bikini-scenes +--- 137037656 +>>137036274 +A lot of 80s cartoons were outsourced to Japanese companies. +--- 137037668 +>>137037656 +They don't usually look the part this much though. +--- 137037723 +>>137037628 +Any Maisie fans notice how smoky her voice is? +--- 137037770 +>>137037723 +Maisie? +--- 137037814 +>>137037770 +nvm +--- 137037846 +>>137035793 (OP) +I have a better question. +How the fuck did Cree Summer go from playing the whitest white girl to becoming to the go-to voice actress for female black characters? +Seriously, her voice when she did Penny is so unlike anything else she ever did. What exactly changed with her voice that made it go from Penny to her trademark sound (for example Susie Carmichael) in about ten years? +IIRC she voiced Penny in some Robot Chicken skit and she didn't sound the same. +--- 137037858 +>>137035793 (OP) +Don't ask questions. Just enjoy. +--- 137037880 +>>137037846 +Of course she wouldn't sound the same she's like 30 years older by then. +--- 137037909 +>>137037880 +No see that's the thing, I don't hear her trademark voice in Penny. You'd think I hear it a bit, a young version of it cause she's be like 14 around the time of doing IG, but it just doesn't exist - it doesn't sound like standard Cree Summer. +--- 137037938 +>>137037909 +That gravelly voice? +Dunno. But, I do know that aside from voice over work she's also a singer. +--- 137037970 +>>137037858 +That body is too curvy and adult for her. I like her flat and child-like. +--- 137038022 +>>137037938 +>she's also a singer. +Is she any good? I thought she was married to Lenny Kravitz. +--- 137038031 +>>137037970 +--- 137038042 +>>137038022 +I wouldn't know and never heard of her being married to Lenny Kravitz. +--- 137038195 +>>137038022 +You're mixing up black actresses. Lenny Kravitz was married to Lisa Bonet who played Denise Huxtable in the Cosby Show. Cree Summer was married to record producer Angelo Pullen. Both divorced pretty recently. +--- 137038925 +>>137037846 +Well she voiced Elmyra Duff too in case you dont remember, and she was actually a kid/teen when she did Penny after that other girl in the moustache gadget pilot +--- 137039018 +>>137037189 +In English it was Cree Summer. It was her first role and she wasn't very good. Her voice has a nice sound to it but she hasn't become decent at acting yet. The bland performance disguises how emotive the animation for her expression sometimes is. diff --git a/co/137035954.txt b/co/137035954.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ac441238dc5ba0584a9d86396edcee1bd978125f --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035954.txt @@ -0,0 +1,292 @@ +----- +--- 137035954 +Why the inconsistency +--- 137035999 +>>137035954 (OP) +Undertale is most popular for its genocide route and the biggest criticism of Avatar is that Aang didn't kill Ozai. +--- 137036002 +>>137035954 (OP) +Imagine if instead of being imprisoned, Ozai was asked to join the Aang Gang and go on adventures. +--- 137036123 +>>137035954 (OP) +Gems ain't people. +--- 137036156 +>>137035999 +Also didn't Undertale get criticism for promoting pacifism at the cost of self defense and that's why Deltarune has a more nuanced take? +--- 137036179 +>>137035999 +More like memes and furry porn. +--- 137036189 +>>137035954 (OP) +Susan is so cute. +--- 137036206 +>>137035954 (OP) +> Avatar: killing is wrong +All his friends and the other avatars told him to kill Ozai. +--- 137036230 +>>137035999 +the biggest critism of avatar isn't that aang didn't kill ozai, it's that the solution to aang's problem of needing to stop ozai but not wanting to kill him was just handed to him for free by a deus ex machina lion turtle instead of somthing that he either figured out himself or was built up over more time. +--- 137036264 +>>137035954 (OP) +The first two are good. +--- 137036633 +>>137036179 +Furfags and their ilk love "le scary face lanky man licking le bloody knife," plus the main meme is the Sans fight and Megalovania, which are Genocide-only events. +>>137036230 +Nah people get mad about Aang not killing Ozai, not just the asspull. +--- 137036816 +>>137035954 (OP) +Because Steven Universe was overt with it's LGBTQ+WTFBBQROFLCOPTER themes and a lot of /pol/tard types piled on it enough to get normies involved in the pile on. +--- 137036844 +>>137035954 (OP) +>Tyrannical leader who was practically made disabled (technically worse than death since he's at a disadvantage compared to even weaker fire benders. Nothing is stopping one from just killing him in prison) +>Most every monster was pathetic compared to a human with some exceptions being more powerful through magic. Which even then took nothing more than a child to beat single-handedly +>Gems were superior in every physical and mental capacity that wasn't human traditions and customs. They are purely emotion driven and flip-flop between functioning and psychopathic. If Steven wasn't around most humans would be dead. Most gems deserved death if not for war, it'd be because of how dangerous one would be if they ever went mad. +--- 137036965 +>>137036844 +>If Steven wasn't around most humans would be dead +Correction: All humans would be dead. The Cluster would have emerged and cracked the planet into a new asteroid belt. +--- 137037392 +>>137036816 +This. +--- 137037429 +>>137036816 +>normies naturally align with /pol/chuds against enlightened socialist themes [socialists historically love genderspecials, ask China and the USSR!] +No... election tourist sisters... how could this happen.... +--- 137037442 +>>137036965 +But it's okay because the person trying to genocide the planet with the screaming remains of murdered and shattered gems felt really bad and just happened to be related to the main character so she stopped when she was obviously trying to murder them and for only that reason period if Steven just happened to not be related to her she would've killed them dead and happily so. + +But yeah naw "Hurr durr double standards cause this is same somehow" +--- 137037450 +>>137035954 (OP) +This is just SU fans having a persecution complex + +Eeeeh I have seem Aang being criticized aaaall the time for it + +Tho I think that the idea behind it is more interesting in Avatar than on most other examples (even tho they didn't delve into it, its implicit) that Aang killing Ozai is the final nail on the coffin of the "airbenders" as a culture + +Aang is the sole living representative of his people, being forced to kill Ozai vindicates the notion that his people, keeping their beliefs, couldn't really "survive" on the world + + +This said I think SU not killing its villains is very ballsy. Its really easy to say "kill and destroy the people who you think are on the wrong side of history", but the show decided to humanize those people. +--- 137037520 +>>137035954 (OP) +Steven universe failed because they have to actively avoid that the diamonds killed a shitload of humans as well when Greg mentioned that rose was only able to save a few people. Or the fact that the ending for Steven universe just puts the most sour taste in most people's mouths +--- 137037553 +>>137037450 +It's not really ballsy there's plenty of shows that have done the same thing and have handled it leagues better +--- 137037625 +>>137036633 +>>137036230 +To be fair the not killing goes hand in hand with the solution. Had spirit bending not been such an asspull and better elaborated on people woldn't have an issue. +Though I also feel the dilemma was forced in the first place. Both the whole Burnt Earth reveal and Aang NEEDING to kill Ozai when we already know that there's means of keeping Ozai imprisoned indefinitely. Ontop of it ultimately solving nothing unless Azula accepts the agni kai/the fire nation recognizing new management. +>>137037450 +The issue is the show did it badly, not that they did it. They took more care in dismantling the worldveiw of what was ultimately a naive nobody within the Gem Heirarchy and it took three episodes to win her over and more episodes yet for her to learn more about being a person. Now you have the three leaders of a timeless brutal empire and two are undone by "Actually I was only doing it because I thought YOU were cool with it" and "Immature Much?" in the span of two episodes. +--- 137037730 +>>137037625 +>when we already know that there's means of keeping Ozai imprisoned indefinitely. +Well they actually did bring up a good point that, if he was still alive, those loyal to him might break him out and with him empowered he'd be a real threat that will never give up and never go away, Firebenders aren't going to rally around a guy who lost the ability to firebend because the kid who's supposed to be a universal constant apparently deemed him unworthy. In that way, yeah, the only answer is 'Remove him permanently', but ironically not killing him was way more effective. +--- 137037732 +>>137035954 (OP) +Gee, it's almost as if execution and nuance is what matters, not the concept boiled down to the bare essentials. +--- 137037771 +>>137035954 (OP) +they kill a lot of people in avatar, the death of the mute fire girl was specially brutal. +I really have no idea what is undertale even about but for the constant furry porn I guess it's some kind of furry porn game so I don't give a fuck and I hope they die +steven universe is garbage +--- 137037774 +>>137035954 (OP) +I dunno, what leads someone to post the same thread on 4chan over and over? It's one of those mysteries. +--- 137037802 +The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra would've been much, much, MUCH better shows if they swapped places +--- 137037849 +>>137036264 +It's because SU was good in the beginning it catches so much shit. There are far worse shows, people aren't mad at it they're disappointed. +--- 137037878 +>>137037849 +Can confirm I used to love it but then it severely disappointed me +--- 137037920 +>>137037429 +>how could this thing that didn't happen happen +it is a mystery +--- 137037944 +>>137036156 +How nuanced is Deltarune's take? I'd find out, but I fucking hated susie, so I stopped playing. +--- 137037949 +spin +--- 137037977 +>>137037944 +its not out yet, tho snowgrave was some fucked up shit +--- 137038007 +>>137035954 (OP) +I honestly think the main difference is that despite not wanting to kill him, Aang never forgave Ozai for his crimes while Steven forgave the Diamonds for theirs. + +Now, you can make the argument that since the Diamonds had redeeming qualities and Ozai doesn’t, having the Diamonds be forgiven is a sensible conclusion, but that sort of thing is a fine line for writers to walk and SU seems to have failed that. +--- 137038036 +>>137038007 +>diamonds have redeeming qualities +they're an interplanetary menace that turned earth into a zoo on a whim of one, and she was considered a weirdo for appreciating non-gem life. if you thought ozai wasn't redeemable, consider that the diamonds are basically ozais who had already won +--- 137038039 +>>137035954 (OP) +Because of how they went about it + +Aang +>totals the Fire Nation's military infrastructure at every opportunity +>leaves their tryannical leader utterly powerless and presumably to be imprisoned or executed by legal authorities once a new government has been set up + +Frisk +>Asgore just wanted to do the right thing for his people and hated himself for what he did +>undoes his mistakes +>magically purifies Asriel so that he's no longer evil and now in a weakened form + +Steven +>Let's intergalactic genocidal maniacs and war criminals go off Scot free at full power +>because they're "sorry" and promise to be good + +Not really the same +--- 137038063 +Why do people forget the diamonds canonically killed a bunch of humans when they did their huge blast and actually thinking about it why weren't the gems questioning how rose quartz was able to combat the power of the diamonds +--- 137038086 +>>137037944 +>got filtered by a bully girl character who just wants friends deep down + +But anyway, Deltarune seems to put far less emphasis on fighting vs pacifism. It can effect the story and outcomes, but to what degree we haven't fully seen yet since only the first two chapters are released. + +Going full genocide is an option too but it requires you to manipulate another character to kill for you, since otherwise enemies will flea when defeated through violence. +--- 137038106 +>>137035954 (OP) +I remember people shitting on ATLA for the total asspull of an ending +--- 137038113 +>>137035954 (OP) +Ozai was punished. Simple as. +--- 137038121 +>>137038086 +>>got filtered by a bully girl character who just wants friends deep down +Got filtered by the tired "I'm an asshole, but I'm sad inside, so I don't have any consequences for my actions" trope. + +>>137038086 +>Going full genocide is an option too but it requires you to manipulate another character to kill for you + +Okay, that sounds pretty interesting. I'm actually happy Toby's still making Undertale content, but I don't think he's a great writer at all. Actually, Undertale's writing was shockingly poor, but just about everything else was fantastic. +--- 137038140 +>>137038121 +I don't know if Deltrarune is going to have better writing than Undertale, but I can tell you the mechanism by which you unlock the "hidden" route is already interesting, which means it will probably at least be playable on a mechanical basis (just like Undertale) +--- 137038141 +>>137038039 +>>137035999 +Aangs pacifism is more nuanced than a lot of people give credit for. It wasn't just Aang going "if i kill you im as bad as you!", it's Aang taking a stand for his people's values. +Recall Ozai's words to Aang during their fight +>"You're weak, just like the rest of your people! they did not deserve to live in this world, in MY world!" +If Aang said "fuck it", and forsook his people's adherence to pacifism to kill Ozai, what kind of message would that convey? That Ozai was right, that Pacifism is weakness and deserves to be snuffed out, and only if you're willing to take lives, do you deserve to live? + +Aang found another way, and that was important, both for him, and for his People's legacy. +--- 137038160 +>>137038141 +That's a fair point, but also they needed better buildup to spiritbending. +--- 137038171 +>>137038063 +I don't think the blast killed humans. I think the blast was supposed to kill Gems (and maybe humans), but it reverberated off of Rose's shield and only corrupted Gems. + +But, looking at Rose's armory, I think humans fought and died against Homeworld during the war. I'm pretty sure all those newly corrupted Gems probably killed their fair share of humans... if not immediately then over the years of them rampaging everywhere. +--- 137038176 +>>137037944 +For example in chapter one if you do the whole sparing thing on the final boss he just calls you an idiot and immediately tries killing you again. +--- 137038213 +>>137038160 +I agree, that was a deus ex machina. If spirit bending had been elaborated on or discussed at all at any point in the series that would be one thing. Like if Aang in the Library when holding up the lion turtle book had said "it's said that the lion turtles first gave people the ability to bend", that would be all it needed. +--- 137038225 +>>137038141 +>If Aang said "fuck it", and forsook his people's adherence to pacifism to kill Ozai, what kind of message would that convey? That Ozai was right, that Pacifism is weakness and deserves to be snuffed out, and only if you're willing to take lives, do you deserve to live? +They could have said that though. In fact, why have spirit bending. Just have Aang fight and win, and when Ozai goes "Do it, then! Kill me!" Aang would have some hero moment where he goes "No! For the sake of my people, and this world, I will give you something you don't deserve: mercy." and lock him up. + +You could ask "Yeah, but he could bend still", but I figure we can solve that with better writing then "He used the power that was given to him by a magic turtle he randomly encountered while masturbating. +--- 137038226 +>>137038171 +It's implied by what Greg said that the blast killed some humans at least because he says they lost a lot of people not just gems that's why beach city has such a small population +--- 137038243 +>>137038176 +That's nuanced, but its more like subverting expectations. Like "haha, you thought this was Undertale, but it isn't!". I'm talking about things like "because you spared this one guy, he killed everyone you know and raped your mom and dad". +--- 137038270 +the diamonds have technology far surpassing anything on earth and were willing to wipe it out just because it left a bad taste in their mouth. + +in future Steven hasn't exactly forgiven them. he barely keeps them at arms length, likely only for the sake of preventing another war/them killing all his friends. + +that seems like the conclusion the series has come to but since the writers can't fucking help themselves making genocidal colonizing dictators into cute quirky fun aunts it muddies the waters on how we're supposed to view them + +not that I mind. I love me some big crazy bitches +--- 137038282 +>>137038243 +Because this is a toby fox joint, people have gone off the deep end with the >implications of the game so far. A brief recap of what we ((think we) know: +>Kris can't kill anyone directly +>Kris can command other people to do things +>Kris has already manipulated Noelle into killing a classmate of theirs +>When you die in the Dark World you are at least comatose for real +>Determination is back and Dark Worlders really fucking want a piece +>Kris convinces one of the bosses to mutilate himself +>SPAMTON G. SPAMTON +--- 137038295 +>>137038226 +What? How is beach city having a low population connected to event from thousands of years ago? Humans just live everywhere else. +--- 137038309 +>>137038282 +As I said, I've never completed deltarune, but Spamton is such a great fucking character design that I'm upset I didn't think of it first. +--- 137038317 +>>137038282 +You forgot the most important part. +"You" aren't Kris. You're piloting their body and they are NOT okay with it. +--- 137038334 +>>137038309 +I'm not a fan of toby's writing, but even that's just like a 6/10 and I'll overlook it for the 9s and 10s his ass has in every other creative stat. Fuck me, Big Shot is such a banger. +>>137038317 +Fuck, I knew I forgot something. +--- 137038389 +>>137036965 +>the Cluster is a planet-sized Frankenstein's monster, but since EVERY gem that makes it up is fine to be together for eternity, there's no problem and no one should pay to create it. +--- 137038424 +if you kill your enemies they win +--- 137038433 +>>137038295 +Sorry about that I made a reach in that post but the main point is that humans were definitely killed during all of this +--- 137038468 +>>137035954 (OP) +>inconsistency +Gems didn't just suddenly say "gonna turn Earth into a Kindergarten", they've been doing widespread cleansings for millions of years. They shouldn't have gotten redemption. +--- 137038488 +Allow me to summarize why SU fucking sucks compared to others +- Steven starts out a fat retard +- Steven gradually learns that he has to fight back and man up as he gets kidnapped by enemy lesbians and they explode his friends +- Steven then goes right back to being a fat retard except this time he spends more time dicking around with townies than doing anything cool +>There's literally a whole episode where a fat doughnut bitch has stage anxiety and so Steven instead cross-dresses and dances on stage + +Then in SU Future +- Steven has PTSD: the series +--- 137038499 +>>137038389 +To be honest the fact every shattered gem are completely a okay with being permanently stuck together is extremely fucked +--- 137038542 +>>137038499 +You should read up on Eldar Craftworld ships from Warhammer 40k. Think of the Cluster as the same thing. It's basically like living in the Matrix. To the inhabitants, it's as big as living in the real world, except they're all semi-lobotomized. +--- 137038568 +>>137038542 +>I will never impregnate lapis lazuli +its over, bros... +--- 137038626 +>>137038568 +I'd sooner fuck a man than sleep with that blue cunt. Now PERIDOT on the other hand... +--- 137038660 +>>137038141 +>If Aang said "fuck it", and forsook his people's adherence to pacifism to kill Ozai, what kind of message would that convey? That Ozai was right, that Pacifism is weakness and deserves to be snuffed out, and only if you're willing to take lives, do you deserve to live? +I think the Air Nomads did a pretty good job conveying that message. +--- 137038807 +>>137037429 +>>137037920 +I'm actually more surprised how you can easily convince normies into joining your political side, just show some propaganda telling them how bad the other side is, and you literally got your personal foot soldiers to do all your bidding +--- 137038834 +>>137036156 +Deltarune was planned before undertale +--- 137038879 +>>137038807 +>I'm actually more surprised how you can easily convince normies into joining your political side +It only works if you control the media and entertainment so they can't hear any dissident voices. +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asch_conformity_experiments diff --git a/co/137035976.txt b/co/137035976.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..54b00918e688edbfa70d5ccdb4ab05ce5660af76 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035976.txt @@ -0,0 +1,278 @@ +----- +--- 137035976 +I'm glad the turtles are here to say that representation matters and that we are valid! +--- 137036008 +Bait thread aside it wouldn't feel natural to see the turtles a white guys. +--- 137036059 +>>137035976 (OP) +--- 137036071 +So just out of curiosity I counted and this makes 7 threads currently on the board with OP race baiting about the crime of having to see blacks. +--- 137036119 +>Ninjas +>not asian +>the IDW turtles were literally japanese kids reborn as turtles +I know blacks and asians hate each other but wow +--- 137036137 +>>137035976 (OP) +Ughlefties are mentally ill. +--- 137036184 +>>137036119 +Hashtag asian erasure or something, start something faggot +--- 137036302 +>>137035976 (OP) +It makes more sense for 4 teens that live in the slums of NYC, who carry around weapons, and wear gang affiliated colors be black. What, did you expect 4 pasty Irish looking dudes? +--- 137036325 +>>137036071 +Okay. +--- 137036348 +>>137036302 +>What, did you expect 4 pasty Irish looking dudes? +>>137036119 +--- 137036364 +>>137035976 (OP) +So if Splinter humanized, he'd be black too? +I mean, they all swam in the same ooze, right? +--- 137036367 +>>137035976 (OP) +So the TMNT are just black people now? + +Christ. +--- 137036379 +>>137036364 +Splinter is Asian and I won't accept anything else +--- 137036426 +>>137036367 +which is an improvement. I have cracker fatigue +--- 137036441 +>>137036379 +Come to think of it, how does the ooze work in that universe? +Last other-species touched (so a human touching it wouldn't turn into a human human), inherent humanizing qualities? +--- 137036514 +>>137035976 (OP) +Considering how fucking dweebish their human disguises look, I'd feel insulted, but that's why I'm not working in comic books +--- 137036553 +>>137035976 (OP) +>>137036008 +>>137036071 +>>137036119 +>>137036137 +>>137036302 +>>137036348 +>>137036364 +>>137036367 +>>137036379 +>>137036426 +>>137036441 +>>137036514 +They've been white and Japanese before +--- 137036583 +>>137036119 +The TMNT/Power Rangers Turtles are not canon to the mainline IDW ones who were actually Asian. + +One is an image inducer and the other were Asians reborn as turtles. + +Can't fucking believe I typed those words. +--- 137036586 +>>137036367 +Context is that they're using Morphin Grid tech to holographically create a disguise so they can blend in among people +--- 137036600 +>>137035976 (OP) +Oh no, the turtles went WOKE +--- 137036628 +>>137035976 (OP) +So they're blackwashing 4 Asian kids who reincarnated into mutant turtles? +--- 137036640 +>>137036583 +It's funny how while people go nuts about the Turtles having black disguises, the MMPR crossover comics also brought back white Baxter Stockman of all things +--- 137036659 +>>137036628 +Anon, reincarnation isn't tied to race +--- 137036666 +>>137036553 +I think what's annoying is you can't even point something like this out anymore without being blasted by fuckers on the other side of the internet. + +It's like when Velma recently showed she wanted to smash cunts with that one chick, every one on twitter acted like that was canon now instead of just accepting that THAT version of Velma was gay and ignored all the previous times that Velma has lusted over cock throughout the cartoon's history. +--- 137036671 +>>137035976 (OP) +>Big Ralph +>Small Mikey +Can they fucking stop doing this shit already? +--- 137036699 +>>137036583 +>it's just a standalone crossover +So the person in the OP is being misleading. +--- 137036730 +>>137036666 +Pretty much quad Satan +I'll admit I like the MMPR human designs the most of the bunch but I'm just anticipating people demanding the Turtles only be drawn in that race like the shitstorm involving Knuckles +That said, I like my Turtles staying Turtles, reincarnation and disguises are fine though +--- 137036744 +>>137036553 +There was also that episode of the 87 show where Mikey ate a cookie laced with retro-mutagen and turned into a white guy +--- 137036748 +>>137035976 (OP) +They should be Sicilian Brooklynites. That would make everyone happy. +--- 137036764 +>>137036744 +Alfred E Neuman? +--- 137036780 +>>137035976 (OP) +>>hella dope +What sixty year old jew wrote this +--- 137036786 +>>137035976 (OP) +>Holograms +So a bunch of reptiles are doing blackface? +--- 137036852 +>>137036786 +Does that make Martian Manhunter blackface? +--- 137036862 +>>137036553 +Ah, so they look dweebish no matter what race they are. Alright, I guess that's fair. +--- 137036895 +OP lives in flyover state, USA +--- 137036898 +>>137036008 +They should be asian. Because their entire backstory is the Mutagen mingled with Splinter's DNA and did a human/Turtle hybrid, it would only make sense for them to take after him. + +Course this is IDW and we're all laughing as it dies so whatever. Go ahead, do what you want, it won't save you. +--- 137036916 +>>137036898 +>Because their entire backstory is the Mutagen mingled with Splinter's DNA and did a human/Turtle hybrid, it would only make sense for them to take after him. +Splinter isn't always Hamato Yoshi +The first Power Rangers crossover even gave a non-answer when Billy asked him about it in reference to how it always changes +Also, technically BOOM published this +--- 137036957 +Who cares? If anyone was actually reading this, IDW might not be falling apart right now. +--- 137036996 +>>137035976 (OP) +Ask him if that makes the incest porn hotter. +--- 137037012 +>>137036699 +Yes this is a thread seething about one guy's opinion on twitter. What did you expect from /co/? +--- 137037026 +>>137036984 +--- 137037065 +>>137036895 +I live in the best state in the union. +Captcha:TX2YS +--- 137037072 +Imagine their fat black dicks slapping against each other while Afro Splinter watches on with pride. +--- 137037102 +>>137037072 +>fat black dicks +Considering they're Turtles, proportional human black dicks would be a downgrade +Then again, this is only a hologram disguise +--- 137037150 +>>137036984 +See it's funny because if you put the black April's there you just feel bad for the guys. +--- 137037151 +>>137036957 +Turtle comics actually are IDW's best seller +The Last Ronin especially +That said and while I did enjoy reading this miniseries, more people are gonna cosplay and make fanart than actually read it +--- 137037169 +>>137037102 +>turtles having gay turtle sex, making gay turtle noises while looking like black teenagers +--- 137037191 +WE WUZ TUR TOLS +--- 137037225 +Man, they better make toys of the Mutant Rangers... +--- 137037310 +>>137035976 (OP) +>human forms +its made up disguises for them in a spinoff written by boom, who also made the first ranger team have a female leader and any oc they create is gay or non binary +--- 137037540 +>>137035976 (OP) +I think the designs look pretty nice. I'm a bit ambivalent to the idea of them being Asian instead though. On one hand, it sorta fits some previously established stuff >>137036119 . On the other hand, I see Splinter as more Asian than the turtles, so them being a different race sorta makes sense, if you get me. +--- 137037589 +>>137037310 +Matt's literally a straight white man and Yale's a cat +--- 137037657 +>>137037589 +exceptions prove the rule +--- 137037728 +>>137037657 +None of the 60's Rangers were ever shown to be gay +The Death Ranger's teammates weren't shown to be queer either +Supersonic Rangers, Drakkon, Ranger Slayer, Yale, Mathew Cook, the Red & Blue replacement Rangers in the Pink miniseries and 4/6 of the Squadron Rangers, 4/6 the In Space team before Andros don't fit your criteria +At worst it's 6 out of 20 +--- 137037745 +>>137036852 +Yes. +--- 137037752 +genuinely who fucking gives a shit. their race is turtles. they're not humans. this is absolutely fucking retarded. +--- 137037756 +>>137037728 +the writer said they knew from the very beginning they wanted the 60s pink ranger to be male because they wanted to break gender norms. + +Don't act like that isn't an example of them doing something just for brownie points +--- 137037763 +>>137037752 +>this is absolutely fucking retarded. +Anon, if they used image inducers they have to have some sort of race +--- 137037781 +>>137037763 +that doesn't make them black still. they're still mutant turtles. who CARES. +--- 137037791 +>>137037756 +>they wanted the 60s pink ranger to be male because they wanted to break gender norms. +The scene is literally portrayed as a fucking joke where he complains about it since he didn't get to choose his color +It's a joke Robot Chicken did and even Super Sentai did a male Pink Ranger eventually +--- 137037805 +>fictional new york nigga turtles can't be black because... THEY JUST CANT OKAY?! +--- 137037815 +>>137037781 +Sure I agree that it's overhyped (they've been white and asian before after all) but complaining they look black is stupid as well +It's a disguise, that's it and isn't gonna have overbearing influences on the rest of the series anyways +If it makes people happy so be it but people shouldn't harp it as the definitive race for the TMNT +--- 137037825 +>>137037540 +>On the other hand, I see Splinter as more Asian than the turtles, so them being a different race sorta makes sense, if you get me. +I don't, in most continuities where Splinter is asian then he's the one who donates the DNA that mutates them into turtles. Them being different makes the exact opposite of sense in that context. +--- 137037832 +>>137036071 +If a board's focus is on western media then it's automatically /pol/ adjacent. Welcome to the current year on this hellhole of a website. +--- 137037844 +>>137035976 (OP) +Honestly Raphael and Mike always sounded nigger to me. It makes sense they're. Donatello was the one that sounded white and Leonardo sounded more like Asian. +--- 137037874 +>>137035976 (OP) +Didn't the power rangers x turtle crossover happen a year ago? Why are you bringing up old bait from a non canon crossover? + +Also did you make this tweet op? Kinda silly using a panel that say that the human forms are holograms. +--- 137037879 +>>137036553 +The point is they're brown for points now. +--- 137037887 +>>137037825 +--- 137037922 +>>137037874 +This is from the second crossover +Last issue of it came out today + +>>137037879 +Anon this is the same crossover canon that brought back white Baxter Stockman +--- 137037984 +Instead of race baiting, lets all agree this is the hottest April has looked in a long time +--- 137038029 +>>137035976 (OP) +With all the rap, pizza, new york and street culture. yeah i always asume they where black. + +Except Raphael something in the guy struck me as white +--- 137038054 +>>137037752 +>>137037781 +Apparently, you. +--- 137038070 +>>137038054 +they're still turtles. they don't have a "canon" human form. this isn't some sort of alternate reality. +--- 137038122 +>>137036553 +Every humanoid Turtle design besides the IDW reincarnation kids looks fucking horrible +--- 137038297 +>>137036744 +Same energy +--- 137038345 +>>137035976 (OP) +they're new york sewer children, do you expect them to be asian, it was black or irish if 1800's. diff --git a/co/137035978.txt b/co/137035978.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5fa55c413897351de688646ce84a503c18455f05 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137035978.txt @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +----- +--- 137035978 +All I want in life is an Eileen gf. Do girls like this exist? Where do they hang out? +--- 137035994 +>>137035978 (OP) +They are one of the most common types of girl. The book store, book clubs, coffee shops, yoga classes, charities. +--- 137036172 +>>137035978 (OP) +>Where do they hang out? +At their Rigby bf's house? Are you a Rigby, anon? If not, just forget about it. +--- 137036209 +>>137036172 +>Are you a Rigby, anon? +In some ways, yes. I am an idiot, a lazy piece of shit, and a terrible friend. +--- 137036328 +>>137036209 +>I am an idiot, a lazy piece of shit, and a terrible friend. +You sound like a Mordecai bf +--- 137036332 +>>137036209 +just be a little patient, anon. they all gravitate to rigbys +--- 137037051 +>>137035994 +pretty much this. even in the comics, her day was shown to be fairly unremarkable. she's a down-to-earth girl that's good at grounding people, which makes her perfect for Rigby +--- 137037135 +What did she see in Rigby? +--- 137037218 +>>137037135 +cute, he's kinda funny even when he's spazzing out, he's really sweet when he mellows out. +--- 137037340 +>>137035978 (OP) +I want Rigby to walk in on me matting pressing her +--- 137037456 +>>137037135 +Well, other than just finding him hot (as shown by her going googly eyes when he was cooling himself) she probably saw his potential, per sa + +Rigby was kind of a loser at the start, but whanever he actually tried he was pretty determined in achieving his goals. It just took the right motivation for him to turn his life around. +--- 137037509 +>>137037135 +Pretty much this >>137037456 +But Rigby is also funny and confident, even if acting over-confident and unserious gets him in trouble often. He's a fun guy to hang around with. +--- 137037529 +>>137035994 +Oh also cultural clubs and hiking clubs come to think of it. +--- 137037877 +>>137037218 +C-cute and funny you say..? +--- 137038544 +>>137035978 (OP) +The coffee shop and cheesers. Try looking there. diff --git a/co/137036271.txt b/co/137036271.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..735e1a1c0d8f596ac5384b34565c0fbae1f8345c --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137036271.txt @@ -0,0 +1,80 @@ +----- +--- 137036271 +why are most cartoon moms redheads? +--- 137036295 +>>137036271 (OP) +Redheads are the best which is why they try to remove them the most. +--- 137036324 +>>137036271 (OP) +Your mom isn't a sexy redhead? +I feel bad for you OP. +--- 137036330 +>>137036271 (OP) +They don't believe in birth control. +--- 137036331 +>>137036271 (OP) +Everyone wants to put babies in them +--- 137036338 +>>137036271 (OP) +It's a fetish, really +--- 137036354 +>>137036271 (OP) +Madeline Fenton is a brunette + +>>137036295 +FPBP +--- 137036415 +>>137036271 (OP) +None of these are redheads +--- 137036429 +This is a redhead mom +--- 137036455 +>>137036415 +Ann Possible & Helen Parr are definitely redheads. Helen just happens to have a darker hue of red hair than Ann +--- 137036463 +>>137036455 +>Helen Parr +>redhead +lol +--- 137036955 +>>137036463 +The algorithm says otherwise. +--- 137037361 +>>137036429 +I love moth girls +--- 137037391 +>>137036271 (OP) +why is the slingkini literally the most perfect outfit for a milf to wear +--- 137037470 +>>137036463 +Pic-rel is from the 1st movie. She was always a redhead. +--- 137037472 +>>137037391 +>slingkini +Now I know what to get my mom for her birthday. +--- 137037482 +>>137037470 +>sunset lighting +--- 137037532 +>>137036955 +kys AI troon +--- 137037582 +>>137037532 +Literally libs are the most vocal against AI. I guess your chud discord isn't aware meaning you're probably underage. +--- 137037622 +>>137036271 (OP) +>bare ass +MODDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS +--- 137037701 +>>137036271 (OP) +Because blondes are associated with airhead stereotypes and black hair doesn't translate on animated white women too well +--- 137038497 +>>137037361 +Mothra, air strike! +--- 137038603 +>>137036955 +>muh algorithm +Faggot +--- 137039193 +>>137037582 +and a lib chud troon scord to you, too, fellow growed up! diff --git a/co/137036341.txt b/co/137036341.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d319711722841cf2589649dc484d1cfcc0d36f49 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137036341.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 137036341 +. +--- 137036465 +Hell yeah +--- 137036649 +>>137036341 (OP) +Fat +--- 137038549 +>>137036341 (OP) +Fat +--- 137038928 +>>137036341 (OP) +Fat diff --git a/co/137036499.txt b/co/137036499.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e28a14b197767fc0d00d81d4b69c94a0b4a23638 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137036499.txt @@ -0,0 +1,61 @@ +----- +--- 137036523 +>>137036499 (OP) +And deviantart hasn't been the same since +--- 137036561 +>7 years +--- 137036580 +>>137036561 +>tfw this show is older than half of /co/ browsers +--- 137036643 +Why did the last thread get deleted? +--- 137036784 +>7 years +MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP +Why is time moving so fast +--- 137036812 +>7 years +--- 137036841 +>>137036499 (OP) +Happy anniversary!! +--- 137036966 +7 years... 7 fucking years. It's really been that long? I still remember the early days of the show and the fandom, all the hype surrounding it, still fresh in my mind. I want to go back to before everything went wrong +--- 137037058 +>>137036966 +>has nostalgia for 20 fucking 16 +--- 137037128 +>>137037058 +>recall all the A:TLA threads when the show was originally premiering +>Original Release: Feb. 21, 2005 +--- 137037238 +>>137036643 +Probably didn’t want a coomer thread, this should contain it. +--- 137037296 +>>137036499 (OP) +So is it officially stale or does it still have some gas in the tank? +--- 137037399 +>>137037296 +It’ll last, I see a few more years. The live action show will run for a few years yet and the movies will help too. + +>>137037128 +I remember only being able to watch a few re run episodes at my grandparents house in late 2009 because only they had cable. +--- 137037431 +7 Years and we've yet to conclude on who is best sister. +--- 137037449 +>SPONGEBOB PREMIERED 24 YEARS AGO +Holy... Motherfucking... SHIT +--- 137037455 +>>137037431 +>It's Lucy by the way +--- 137037510 +>>137037431 +Luna, it’s not even close. I like her accent imitation, similar to mine. +--- 137038002 +>>137037449 +>You’re as old as SpongeBob +--- 137038836 +>>137037510 +Luna has the gay +--- 137039228 +>>137037431 +The one whose boyfriend got a spin-off. diff --git a/co/137036510.txt b/co/137036510.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..11fb635b2fee42bdb53e09591010c7ad920d041d --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137036510.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 137036510 +You five will be Discord. +And you twelve will be Reddit. +--- 137038136 +>>137036510 (OP) +This is how it all happens. +But why twelve for Reddit and only five for Discord? +--- 137038307 +>>137038136 +Those are the same numbers they used in the movie. +--- 137039036 +>>137036510 (OP) + +Terry is /co/ or /pol/? diff --git a/co/137036610.txt b/co/137036610.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bf6834f85801b6855210675e156406f9556fc9bd --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137036610.txt @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +----- +--- 137036610 +>Mr Squidward stop being gay during your shift, you're driving away all me religious customers +--- 137036648 +>>137036610 (OP) +Well stop having OCD episodes over money you crustaceous cheapskate +--- 137036652 +>I'll gladly take over for him, Mr. Krabs sir. +--- 137037198 +> a straight angel enters +--- 137037389 +>>137036610 (OP) +You know Mr. Krabs, they say it isn't gay as long as the balls don't touch. +--- 137037508 +>>137037198 +seraphimon? +--- 137038608 +>>137036652 +Why is she working at fast food? What did Roosterteeth do? WHAT DID ROOSTERTEETH DO? +--- 137038645 +>>137036610 (OP) +For the last time Mr. Krabs, jacking off to Squiliam femboy hentai isn't gay because he looks like a girl and that's good enough for me. +--- 137039019 +>>137037508 +>I AM GABRIEL YOU diff --git a/co/137036657.txt b/co/137036657.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..12f5427fdc886d2fd57c57533970bad30fd97015 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137036657.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 137036657 +Lobo +--- 137036689 +>>137036657 (OP) +More like Hobo! +--- 137036690 +>>137036657 (OP) +"Lobo" means "Wolf" in Spanish. (Whistling) +--- 137036988 +>>137036657 (OP) +bring back L.E.G.I.O.N. +--- 137037015 +>>137036657 (OP) +The etymology from Lobo comes from the root word 'lob' meaning "throw or hit (a ball or missile) in a high arc", and the 'o' to signify dirty beaner speak +--- 137038093 +>>137036657 (OP) +Dear god! +--- 137038584 +>>137036657 (OP) +i did not care for paul dini lobo +--- 137038657 +>>137036657 (OP) +He's sexy diff --git a/co/137036704.txt b/co/137036704.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0aacf0e8adf9c550c8c4534aa0aa6f801c6ac274 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137036704.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 137036704 +Hahahahahahaha. + +*Manly tears intensify* +--- 137036880 +>>137036704 (OP) +>te lo juro por dieguito maradona +--- 137037156 +>>137036880 +He went up with the Diego. R. I. P. Argie fish +--- 137037528 +>>137036704 (OP) +I never some concepts of this episode. If the fish was always dead (because Muriel was cooking him), why is he stil alive in the bathtub scene while giving encouragement words to Courage?. Was Courage having an hallucination?. Did the fish came back as ghost and decided to help him? +--- 137037623 +>>137037528 +it was the last episode of the show and just said fuck it, it'd be funny +--- 137039004 +>>137037528 +I always had suspicion on Muriel's vinegar recipes diff --git a/co/137036740.txt b/co/137036740.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..010e84d754066e7b9cd6bcdefebffc6683a8710b --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137036740.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 137036740 +Who would win? +--- 137036762 +let him cook +--- 137036928 +The one that fuck pokemons +--- 137036950 +It'd be a hundred asspulls a minute on how the other one survived the other's attack. +--- 137036954 +>>137036740 (OP) +Op hxh is cool and all, it really is I love it but remember this is /co/ and the Jannies are human too +--- 137037703 +>>137036740 (OP) +I thought he was based off DIO. +--- 137038104 +>>137036740 (OP) +‘O, MY CLOWNLY NEN!!!’ +--- 137038889 +>>137036740 (OP) +this should be an obv win for Hisoka, but knowing comic there's probably that one issue no one heard of where the joker acts out of character and ends up having strong powers out of nowhere that lets him to easily solo hisoka only for that same power to never be addressed again. +So probably joker +--- 137038963 +Has Joker ever done anything that would land him on a sex offender registry? +--- 137039077 +by normal standards hisoka would kill joker effortlessly. if anyone was to actually write a story about it though joker's plot armor would be impenetrable +--- 137039085 +>>137036740 (OP) +It would actually be justified for Batman to rape Hisoka +--- 137039125 +>>137036740 (OP) +if you have to ask this question you've never seen hxh +--- 137039246 +>>137036740 (OP) +>>137038889 +>>137039077 +Exactly. This kind of thing with Joker is especially stupid because he has plot armor. Realistically Joker is weak as shit because he's a lanky crazy guy and could be killed by most people but Joker wank and plot armor always makes it so he survives because he's Batman's main bad guy and they can't actually let anything happen to him in the long run. +Same could arguably be said that Hisoka also has plot armor, but at least he actually has strong power and fighting experience to back up how he hasn't been killed, including the infamous asspull here >>137036964 diff --git a/co/137036777.txt b/co/137036777.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b55053a6c389ee7262b7dd30488142a44619b97f --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137036777.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1498 @@ +----- +--- 137036777 +>1. Love RWBY, hate RWBY, just don't tell us it's good +>2. Read the Pastebin: http://rwbyg.com/ +>3. Arguing about the thread isn’t discussion +>4. Arguing about E-Celeb garbage isn’t discussion +>5. Don't believe their lies + +RECENT RWBY EVENTS: +Volume 9 Chapter Chapter 10 - Of Solitude and Self, Out Now on Crunchyroll +Volume 9 Opening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TnLt2OIFME [Embed] +RWBY Arrowfell Trailer (Out Now): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBtc7gWpOHE [Embed] +RWBY ANIME SERIES “RWBY: Ice Queendom” by studio SHAFT out now in both Sub and Dub +Previous thread: >>137032196 → +--- 137036794 +>>137036777 (OP) +I can fix him. +--- 137036807 +>>137036794 +I don't want him fixed. +--- 137036808 +>>137036777 (OP) +I LOVE WOOBY! +--- 137036814 +They won +--- 137036825 +Cinder ai opinion on Jaune ai +"I think you look absolutely wonderful." Cinder breathes, and a blush covers her face at her honesty. Her expression grows a bit warmer as she continues. "...and I think you're perfect to me. You're kind and gentle, and you always know how to tell me what I want to hear. You're perfect for me." She says softly with a gentle smile on her lips. Her eyes meet his, and a soft look of love and adoration fill them. It was all so genuine, and it made the woman seem so real. The mask she usually puts up was gone completely. +--- 137036828 +>>137036777 (OP) +>777 +These threads catch GETs like they're nothing + +Also Cinder WhatsApp inclusion when? +--- 137036829 +>Jess deputizes Jaune with a copy of her own ring +>9 months later +--- 137036830 +>>137036777 (OP) +What if everyone called Ruby, Goby? +--- 137036838 +Bnuuy. +--- 137036868 +>>137036838 +>NEVER EVER THE 6 GORILLION VICTIMS OF THE BNUUCAUST BY THE RHODESIAN +--- 137036870 +>He was a CONSUL OF ROME! +--- 137036875 +>>137036777 (OP) +You goobers are still here? Well then I'll give you a piece of my mind! Jessica x Jaune is cute. That is all. +--- 137036886 +With how many waifufags hating Jaune for being near their waifus, if there any fujos and yumes that dont like Jaune if he gets paired up with their husbando? Just a curiosity. +--- 137036889 +>>137036558 → # +>>137036641 → (You) # +Ok I'm feeling guilty her fucking your day I know some photoshop so maybe I can do something with the rubes? I can do simple edits if you want something please tell me +--- 137036893 +>>137036875 +KnightLight the cutest! +--- 137036902 +Why does everyone hate Neptune? Even the Japanese VAs hate him +--- 137036905 +It do be Ruckus time tho + +“Uncle” Ruckus D.Taupe +>Fairytale inspiration: King Louie from The Jungle Book (Mainly just to make his monkey jokes about Sun be extra ironic). +>Colour: Deep Taupe (It's the colour of his iconic jacket). +>Species: Dark-skinned human with a "unique condition" on his arms that resulted in them being proportionally bigger and hairier than a normal human (totally not a gorilla faunus). +>Semblance: Concrete King. Gives Ruckus the ability to freely manipulate concrete, allowing him to make structures, repair damages by “no good Fauner students with no respect for human property” with ease, and create bricks to throw at Faunus protesters with deadly accuracy. +>Weapon: “Dreams of Dixie”, a whip, nunchuck and police baton hybrid that Ruckus claims “strikes fear in all Faunus who see it” (this is false). He can also use it to traverse environments via swinging on the whip like a vine (because he's a gorilla). +>Fighting Style: Since he lacks any real ranged attacks beyond generating and throwing bricks, Ruckus instead uses his semblance to force opponents into CQC, wherein the inhuman strength from his “unique condition”, mastery of Aura martial arts (the thing Ren did to that King Taijutsu) and his weapon’s three modes make him an absolute monster. His actual Aura level is on the lower side however, which when combined with his egotistic nature, often results in him underestimating his opponents and paying the price. +1/2 +--- 137036906 +>>137036858 → +>>137036885 → +Here's how Arkos can still happen! +--- 137036908 +>>137036829 +For real though, the ring subplot between the is some Freudian kino when you think about it. +--- 137036919 +He is coming . . . +--- 137036948 +>>137036919 +Do I have to correct your english again? +--- 137036951 +>>137036905 +>Works as a janitor in Beacon, Ozpin can't fire him for his comedic level of bigotry due to a certain unnamed clause in his contract (definitely not because he’s Beacon's only Faunus employee) and the fact that he saves Beacon a fortune on repairs and rennovations. +>Hates the shit out of Fauners, the White Fang, and especially Blake after she outs herself as a Faunus, practically jumped for joy when the WF invaded Beacon since he got to legally crack Fauner skulls. +>Valliantly defends the SDC from all criticism and worships the Schnees (particularly Jacques) like gods. +>Serves as one of Blake’s supporting characters alongside Sun, chases her back to Menagerie to give her the talking to of a lifetime since her past with the WF directed them towards attacking Beacon, and accidentally helps give her the conviction she needs to stop running away from her problems and face them head on. +>Gave Ghira multiple migraines during the first few WF rallies back in the day, with his constant brick-throwing being a major contributor to the WF's violent turn. You could practically see the delight on Ghira’s face when the old coot barged in looking for his daughter and rambling about the savagery surrounding him. +>Sees himself as Cardin’s friend through their shared views on the Faunus. Even Cardin’s smart enough to see through Ruckus’s “unique condition”, but he puts up with his rambling anyways. +>Has a near endless barrage of monkey-based insults to throw at Sun, which is highly ironic given his own "unique condition" manifesting in a highly primate-like fashion. +2/2 +--- 137036969 +>>137036908 +Who seethes most during the ceremony? +--- 137036971 +>>137036969 +Critics +--- 137036978 +>>137036886 +The only "plausible" gay ship for Jaune would be Jaune x Neptune (as an in-joke with the voice actors of the two), and hardcore Neptune fans that care about him outside of shipping are nonexistent. +--- 137036980 +>Best Ship +--- 137036982 +>>137036906 +Nikomom sees RK Jaune and finally realizes why her daughter was so obsessed with him. She starts growing her hair and wearing ponytails near him. +--- 137036983 +I really have a negative view on Jaune Arc +--- 137036987 +>>137036889 +>>137036641 → +>>137036729 → +It's ok, just stressed out. My boss's business has an upcoming anniversary of opening & I'm going to have to work on Saturday (my Birthday too), playing nice with every customer coming for the free food & other shit. The job isn't bad but I'm one of 3 employees that isn't part-time (& by that I mean everyone else literally comes in 1 day a week because they're in high school, & create more work for me to fix because they're inattentive shits). Shift's been so bad I broke up with my GF, (31 year old, almost 5 years more than me). My brain is so fried from both grunt work & making like 3 presentations in 1 week that I'm out of gas. + +I am going to make the ArcFurnace fic, I like the unconventional ship & I like Jaune, so I'm enjoying making them, so that IS habbening. I'm just relaxing ITG by shitposting a little before I get back to making another presentation. + +As for Rube edits I'll let you know in a bit. +--- 137036991 +>>137036905 +>>137036951 +https://youtu.be/suT6CVSr3qM [Embed] +>Uncle Ruckus roasted the Belladonna family in Mistrial, V5 +--- 137036999 +>>137036902 +This fandom/hatedom is basically 99% incels so they get intimidated by a chad like Neptune (also the reason for the Jaune self-inserting) +--- 137037001 +>>137036774 → +They could fucking bring back Tolkien from the dead and have him write the most fulfilling, well-written arc for the members of team RWBY and Jaune while not having Jaune step on any of team RWBY's toes and critics will still shit on it for Jaune having any level of importance. +--- 137037013 +>>137036902 +>faggy k-pop character design +>flirts with any girl he finds cute, even if he's already dating one (Weiss) +>skip out of dancing with Weiss because he couldn't dance, prioritising his own reputation over Weiss. +>meets up with the main cast again, however instead of talking to Weiss he flirts with Illia instead. +>wasted weapon design. +>has a crippling phobia for water, to the loint where it affects him in a fight. +Gee, anon, I wonder why people hate him. +--- 137037024 +>>137036908 +>>137036829 +Kek this reminds me of the (short) Greentext about the CC stealing Jess's ring to use as a cockring. +--- 137037029 +>>137036983 +Shut up CC +--- 137037032 +>>137036870 +>et tu, Summer? +--- 137037037 +>>137036999 +>Neptune +>chad +kek +--- 137037039 +>>137036987 +So is Cinder the feudal lord or the handmaiden in this relationship? +--- 137037043 +Really Japan? You're trying to sell arrowfell as well? +--- 137037045 +>>137036902 +Real talk, his character didn't added anything to the story other than shipping drama with Weiss, and not the good kind. Like he literally comes out of nowhere, makes everything around him about cool he looks and nothing else to flesh his character. Which doesn't help his case when you remember he was Kerry's attempt at a self-insert. No wonder Yoko had that reaction at knowing that. +--- 137037060 +>>137036999 +>Neptune +>Chad +You could have picked anyone else. Sun, Mercury, Qrow, Ironwood, even Cardin would have been more believable. +--- 137037066 +>>137036999 +>(self-inserting) +And that's what makes the two the perfect couple +--- 137037070 +>>137036987 +Im gonna be here for the next few hours so dont worry about taking your time if you really wan mt to think about it. I hope that atleast one my stupid Rubes edits may make you a bit happy. +--- 137037074 +>>137037001 +>critics will still shit on it for Jaune having any level of importance. +So they want him to end up like Finn? +--- 137037079 +>>137036829 +>>137036908 +And the honeymoon. +--- 137037081 +>>137037045 +Hes Suns bestie thats all he is +--- 137037088 +>>137036999 +>"intimidated" by Neptune +>The guy with the entire gag of never scoring with the girls in the actual show +Seriously, that low we are getting now? +--- 137037097 +>>137037074 +>Finn +Almost a decade later, /tv/ still can't make up its mind about him. +--- 137037099 +>>137037001 +Tolkien was such a wholeosme man... Remenber when he gifted his whole collection of books to any because he had the same name as a character? He was so amusdd by it! We need more suthirs like this man +--- 137037104 +>>137037037 +>>137037060 +Weiss cocklusted for him. Undisputable gigachad. +--- 137037106 +>>137037039 +You referring to the fanfic or the pic? +--- 137037108 +>>137037088 +God damn it now I’m picturing Neptune and Pyrrha as Beavis and Butthead. +--- 137037112 +>>137037081 +Yeah but doesn't change his introduction was pretty stupid, that's the point. +--- 137037115 +>>137036829 +>>137037079 +>>137036829 +>C-Can I joined T-too Jaun- I MEAN Jesse +--- 137037126 +>>137037081 +>bestie +Yup. +--- 137037129 +>>137037045 +>makes everything around him about cool he looks and nothing else to flesh his character +Yang in a nutshell +--- 137037133 +>>137037115 +>Of course! +>We were planning on hiring a photographer for our honeymoon! +--- 137037134 +>>137037126 +>Tumblr +--- 137037141 +>>137037115 +Jesse we have to cook +--- 137037153 +>>137034343 → +>>137035074 → +>>137035987 → +>>137034950 → +A greentext from last thread. +--- 137037158 +>>137037074 +Funny thing is someone in a shitpost made an excellent method of changing the sequels & fixing at least some problems - make Finn a stormtrooper of a returning Imperial faction that deserted over his disillusionment, finds out he has force sensitivity & ends up being chased by the nu-Sith, ending up in Lukes small convent of nu-Jedi, being trained to make his difference. +--- 137037162 +Ren rice catapulted into yangs womb so hard shes straight again +--- 137037165 +>>137037129 +But Yang WAS cool. Neptune never was. +--- 137037166 +>>137037104 +>Weiss cocklusting after you is an accomplishment. +She is so easy that Jaune getting a beard is enough to make her soaking wet. +--- 137037171 +>>137037106 +Your fix. +>>137037115 +>>137037133 +Can ghosts operate cameras? +--- 137037172 +>>137037074 +From Adventure Time? I have no idea what happened to him, can you explain? +--- 137037175 +>>137037129 +*gets up and stretches* Alright, time to shank a bitch . . . again. +--- 137037180 +>>137037070 +Thanks m8. +--- 137037182 +>>137037162 +Winter and Yang, Nora your cuck fantasies are getting too out there now +--- 137037184 +>>137037153 +>Rapist Jaune +Immediately killed my interest +--- 137037186 +>>137037166 +--- 137037197 +>Why isnt this ship just called Rice. Wasted opportunity +--- 137037200 +>>137037172 +All the girls in his life basically fuck each other and he ends up alone. +--- 137037215 +>>137037186 +Who is the more shameless slut, Weiss or Nora? +--- 137037219 +>>137037197 +WKCucks and ReNcels.. . . .not like this +--- 137037221 +>>137037182 +>Winter and Yang +Hello, Based Department? +--- 137037223 +>>137037153 +I really wanted another part :( We where just getting to the good stuff +--- 137037224 +>>137037200 +Ah, I see. Yeah probably, or just write him out of the story entirely. +--- 137037228 +Why did Jaune become so popular while Ren might as well not exist for many people? +--- 137037229 +>>137037215 +Nora feels shame, but only when no one is looking +--- 137037241 +>>137037200 +The ending the Critics fapped to everyday. +--- 137037246 +>>137037221 +I see Blake started posting her cuck fantasies now +--- 137037250 +>>137037180 +No problem, Imma watch Pirates of the Cribbean for a while. I made this yesterday +--- 137037252 +>>137037153 +Fuck. It didn't compress properly. Here's one without the image. +--- 137037255 +>>137037221 +>Gay +>Based +Choose 1 +--- 137037265 +>>137037252 +--- 137037266 +>>137037228 +Ren is boring, Jaune is pathetic and adorable cute sexy I want him to rape me so much eeeeee +--- 137037277 +>>137037045 +Tbf, he made jaune a better character by having jaune force the guy to take Weiss out on a date, even though jaune coulda used the opportunity to mack on weiss. It proved he cared more about her happiness even if it wasn't him making jaune that much more genuine and a great guy anyone would be happy to have as a friend or lover. +--- 137037280 +>>137037266 +t. Neopet +--- 137037285 +kek seethe +--- 137037288 +>>137037266 +Cinder, please control yourself. +--- 137037295 +>>137037266 +>>137037280 +Jaunpet ENTER +--- 137037308 +>>137037266 +You'll never get RUSTED, Cinder. +--- 137037311 +>Reminder that she immediately assumed that Jaune only flirted with her for her money. +>Reminder that she chose that faggot Neptune despite the guy not being any better. +>Reminder that she only showed interest in Jaune after he became an old man on the verge of insanity. +>Reminder that she talk shit about RK Jaune behind his back. +>Reminder that she literally KILLED him in the fight with Neocat. +>REMINDER THAT SHE STILL HAS THAT UGLY FUCKING BRAID. +I don't care how Weiss is at least better than her shitty teammates, she is still a shallow useless cunt. I will forever hate Whiteknight alone even when it becomes canon. I wouldn't mind Winter Knight however +--- 137037313 +>>137037285 +The audacity of him/her to criticize other ships when he/she supports Noah Arc and actually believes it can happen is fucking unbelievable. +--- 137037319 +>>137037266 +He was interesting but the writers are too scared to have him do anything other than stand there. Hes a classic case of wasted potential, but fortunately the only canon I care about is whats canon to my shitposts +--- 137037325 +>>137036905 +>>137036951 +Ruckusposter here, so continuing with that topic from last time, assuming I end up making the Ruckus in RWBY fic, what would you guys like to see, should I have stick with slice of life comedy or try to rearrange the events of the show? I already have ideas for him from Beacon all he way up to the Even After. and I'm considering adding some other boondocks side-characters like Booty warrior +--- 137037330 +>>137037171 +In the fanfic it's gonna basically follow canon thrugh V1-3 BUT Cinder is gonna seduce Jaune to spy on JNPR & RWBY (yeah cliche I kno), leading to RAW SEXO. At this point she's the dominant one. +Fall of Beacon bla bla bla -> RNJR forms Jaune finds consolation over both his heartbreak & Pyrrha's killing in Ruby. Cinder is in the meantime recovering & going on other missions. +RNJR & Cinder collide in her early 3rd trimester, the pregnancy makes her weak & she gets captured. Jaune's time with Ruby has healed his heart & his kind heart means he can't kill Cinder like this, let alone the baby. The latter is essentially under his control, so needless to say he's the dominant force here. From there I'm still vague on continuing but obviously Salem is going to try to regain her Fall Maiden so things aren't just going to be relationship drama +--- 137037334 +>>137037285 +>Believer of Arc +>Not believing that Jesse is a perfect waifu and wife to Jaune +--- 137037338 +>>137037166 +Its fucking hilarious that weiss refused to date jaune because she thought he was shallow in it for her looks or money and it turns out she was the shallow one. Then again, people think people act the way they would act. Weiss would go after someone for looks and status (pyrha) so clearly jaune would too. +--- 137037343 +>>137037229 +Whora belongs to the street! She got some mad nasty bugs too, don't ever accept any ass she toss your way! +--- 137037346 +>>137037315 +>Reminder that this kiss happens immediately after Blakes gives head to Jaune +--- 137037353 +>>137037250 +>Pirates of the Cribbean +Which one? +>pic +Nice lol +--- 137037354 +>>137037313 +Is that the person that went wild with commissioning an NTR comic for Jaune and Nora? +--- 137037358 +>>137037315 +YOU TAKE THAT DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW! +--- 137037360 +>>137037319 +What can Ren do? He Nora and Pyrrha literally exist just give Jaune a team they are filler because this is the RWBY show not JNPR even though JNPR has better interactions +--- 137037364 +>>137037104 +Weiiss is very superficial so of course fancy looks would woo her, but once she saw how actually he is, she didn't wanted t deal with him. +--- 137037377 +>>137037285 +The Jaune rizz is unmatched. Twitterfags just can't see it. +--- 137037378 +>>137037175 +You don't get to talk Sasuke, you also lost an arm as well. +--- 137037380 +>>137037325 +Add Ren hooking up with winter that would be so funny haha +--- 137037381 +>>137037354 +No. That one was a femcel, in her own words. +--- 137037382 +>>137037325 +On one hand, SoL is always good for just plain comedy, on the other, I wanna see Ruckus and Ghira have a fauner moment +--- 137037384 +>>137037360 +>What can Ren do? +The rice catapult once it works on someone that isn't a mindless grimm. +--- 137037390 +>>137037358 +Ruby WILL be forced into dykeness against her will. +--- 137037400 +>>137037354 +It's Noah's Arc (Jaune x Neptune), not Nora's Arc (Jaune x Nora). +--- 137037403 +>>137037390 +--- 137037408 +>>137037315 +Now show them gangraping Ruby or Weiss +--- 137037409 +Yellow Lantern Jessica in part 2 +--- 137037410 +>>137037377 +>Can gangsign. +>Can finger gun. +>Defeated Flynt for the n-word pass. +Who can stop him? +--- 137037411 +>>137037346 +>Yang kissing Jaune's cock by proxy. +Hot +--- 137037412 +>>137037390 +Penny please +--- 137037415 +>>137037353 +I'm kida watching one movie each day. So I'm at wolrd's end right now. Havent watched the movies since I saw them on the cinema. They gave a few good chuckles. +--- 137037420 +i want willow to sit on my face +--- 137037423 +>>137037400 +Wow, what a crazy fucker +--- 137037424 +>>137037360 +In the first season and promo matierial he was a competent fighter, with a specialization in hand to hand combat. Aura kungfu is criminally under utilized, IMO its one of the coolest things ever shown. And they fucking squandered it +Captcha: JHAWN +--- 137037428 +>>137037410 +She can. +--- 137037433 +>>137037228 +>Irrelevant until V4 while Jaune has been a significant character in every volume aside from 6 and 7 +>Doesn't have much of a connection to any of team Ruby +>Has been paired with Nora since his introduction meaning there isn't much discussion for potential ships +>Generally stoic and reserved, which can be compelling but usually not on a side character +>Has always lacked controversy whereas Jaune throughout the history of the show has been the most controversial character +--- 137037434 +>>137037380 +I don't mind doing that sort of shit, i'm mostly aiming for the comedy there, heck I would probably have him in the JL crossover as well. + +>>137037382 +The ideas I have for Ruckus in the Menagerie arc would be have him unhinged, that's for sure. +--- 137037436 +>>137037381 +>>137037354 +Further context. +--- 137037438 +>>137037381 +He later admitted he wasnt a femcel>>137037354 +But i dont think its the same guy. He later decided to make a Jessica comic instead +--- 137037440 +>>137037390 +>ENTER +--- 137037446 +>>137037415 +Oh so you're in the 3rd one. Yeah I love those movies, I remember seeing the original in theatres with my hip-as-fuck aunt. + +The special effects & story still hold up, silly as it is. +--- 137037452 +>>137037420 +How often did she sit on the Mansion workers' faces? +--- 137037453 +>>137037338 +>weiss refused to date jaune because she thought he was shallow in it for her looks or money and it turns out she was the shallow one. +This is why I unironically ship Knightfall and want it to be canon. At least Cinder sees Jaune for what he truly is. +--- 137037457 +>>137037424 +I meant plot wise you retard I kmow Ren isnt a bad fighter +--- 137037458 +>>137037315 +--- 137037465 +>>137037129 +Seethe, jabroni. +--- 137037467 +>>137037434 +Y’know what, SoL during the RWBY plot, each chapter is disconnected and just whatever the fuck Ruckus would do during that section of the plot. +--- 137037471 +>>137037436 +see >>137037438 +--- 137037474 +>>137037428 +>In a fight, right? +--- 137037477 +>>137037452 +whenever she needed to get rid of her needs since Jacques wasnt doing anything, so it's sporadic and depends on how much she drinks. +--- 137037480 +Those plushies better arrive by the end of the week. +Also PlushWeiss says... +I luv u all anons OK bye bye!!!!! +--- 137037481 +>>137037311 +Weiss will get that rusted cock one way or another. She's doing everything she can to secure it. +--- 137037484 +>>137037480 +I’m gonna steal her slushie +--- 137037487 +>>137037481 +>blocks Weiss's path +--- 137037488 +>>137037474 +--- 137037489 +>Yang and Ren have wonderful childeren and Raven babysits them sometimes :) +--- 137037491 +>>137037480 +Bye bye! Have a good night +--- 137037494 +>>137037409 +Yellow Lantern Jess got retcon'd +--- 137037496 +>>137037484 +You wouldn't dare +--- 137037499 +>>137037330 +Huh, neat. Don't think I've seen Cinder get pregnant before. Wonder how the Grimm arm would impact that? +--- 137037501 +>>137037465 +>jabroni +I don't get it. +--- 137037502 +>>137037452 +Kiein is Winter, Weiss and Whiteley real dad reality and metaphorically +--- 137037505 +>>137037489 +>Raven babysits them sometimes +Yang wakes up: Hmm that was a nice dream... oh well, back to rugs! +--- 137037506 +>>137037457 +Not shit, obviously. +--- 137037516 +>>137037480 +Goodbye! +--- 137037517 +>>137037496 +You're too late! +--- 137037523 +>>137037481 +Hugs are nice +--- 137037530 +What are some yuri ships for Yang that are worse than Bumbleby? +--- 137037537 +>>137037523 +>JON NIKOS DID NOTHING WRONG ABOUT FAUNCAUST +--- 137037541 +>>137037523 +>yfw fauner genocide +--- 137037542 +>>137037499 +>how the Grimm arm would impact that? +That is a plotpoint that other anons brought up since I got stuck on the fight (a la pic rel in canon) getting Fall to lose. Essentially she can't use it or risk it reaching the child (more than it already may have) so she's hampered, & Jaune's beatdown resulting in it acting out, forcing her to surrender & get it removed +--- 137037544 +>>137037467 +That's what I will most likely going to do, Beacon arc will get the most focus with Ruckus working there between all the important events and the one-off episodes like the Booty warrior escaping from Prison when Roman gets out so he can look for Ozpin's ass. +Ruckus will also end up messing most of Cinder's plan with his interference, but mostly expecting Blake to be bigger menace. +--- 137037547 +>>137037530 +Yang x Raven +--- 137037549 +>>137037481 +>Literally sniffing Jaunes neck +--- 137037554 +>>137037446 +I love how silly Jack can be. He actually have ,e a lot of the mannerism I had as kid and some I still have. Lol. >>137037446 +The effects are definetly top nocth Davy Jones and his crew still looks amazing 17 years later. Imma watch the movie now, will come back once it ends. +--- 137037567 +>>137037487 +--- 137037570 +>>137037530 +Yang x Ruby + +>>137037542 +>pic rel in canon +Fucking image got eaten +--- 137037574 +>>137037544 +Also would be better to have main events to happen for the Menagerie shit with the Belladonas, and of course working in the Schnee manor during the Atlas arc. +--- 137037577 +>>137036777 (OP) +suffering from success. +--- 137037581 +>>137037560 +Is that Tai? Weiss, you really do go for any old men, huh? +--- 137037597 +https://youtu.be/B_JC3iSVAbU [Embed] +Based Ruby +--- 137037598 +>>137037285 +I agree, but surely they're aware of the absolute irony from their profile name? +--- 137037599 +>>137037153 +So I guess we dont get anymore? I was really excited about it +--- 137037602 +>>137037560 +Ok but why? +--- 137037603 +>Weiss Schnee sleeps with old men for money! +--- 137037604 +>>137037494 +Did it? Genuinely asking. I saw it was a thing a while ago but don't know where it went. +--- 137037612 +>>137037547 +>>137037570 +>Only incest is worse +kek +--- 137037616 +>>137037602 +>Weiss +>older man +Geez, I don't know... +--- 137037617 +JAUNES SPERM BELONGS IN MY WOMB! +--- 137037619 +>>137037599 +I didn't make it. I just screencapped it. I don't if anon is still working on it. +--- 137037621 +>>137037598 +What even is Noah’s Arc? +--- 137037624 +>>137037603 +WEISSISTERS HOLD ME!!!!! +--- 137037626 +>>137037603 +>and cinder does it for free +--- 137037630 +>>137037530 +None. + +Not because of anything related to shipping, I just want Bumblebyfags to suffer harder than Jaune ever has or ever could. +--- 137037632 +Why is weiss plushie so fucking cute aaa +--- 137037634 +>>137037621 +Jaune x Neptune +--- 137037637 +>>137037621 +Neptune x Jaune +--- 137037638 +>>137037542 +That tracks yeah. Yang is gonna be weirded out by the whole thing when she gets to Mystral. Jaune's a daddy and his evil baby mama is on their side now. +--- 137037639 +I'm back from the dead. Balls ache from rubbing it out to Cinder lol +--- 137037640 +>>137037603 +>for money +Weiss does it for free. +--- 137037642 +>>137037617 +Calm down Blake +--- 137037644 +>>137037617 +CC please, you have no womb. You have no eggs. +--- 137037645 +>>137037602 +>He expects his porn to make sense +--- 137037648 +>>137037617 +Jessica Arc please +--- 137037650 +>>137037621 +Jaune x Neptune +--- 137037660 +>>137037624 +Oooh, now I get it! so that's why the loli Weiss gang loved Jaune so much... +--- 137037676 +>>137037626 +>N-No I don't. I'm saving myself for someone dear to me my dear prince... +--- 137037678 +>>137037648 +kek, even his last name fits so much with her. +--- 137037685 +>>137037642 +Nah she doubles down +--- 137037686 +>>137037634 +>>137037637 +>>137037650 +…some fuckin’ people. +--- 137037697 +>>137037678 +if Jaune took her surname, he would be Jaune Cruz or, even better, Juane Cruz +all those fanfics that misspell his name have been vindicated +--- 137037702 +>>137037153 +>Olivia feels Jaune's teeth sink into the crook where her neck meets her shoulder +>He bites down a moment before moving onto her neck and other shoulder, pistoning in and out of her all the while +>Seeing her cry gives him a perverse strenght to keep going +>For a moment he pulls away to put of her tits in her mouth +>He gnaws on a rock-hard chocolate nipple for a moment before locking her body back onto his +>His hands lock behind her, his nails digging into her sides and back +>The dull stab of pleasure sends roots throughout her body, growing and growing +>Jaune's lips meet hers again +>Almost against her will her own lips part +>Their tongues wrestle for dominance +>The taste of Jaune's mouth makes her heady +>She feels it coming on, and she doesn't want it to +By around this point the realization that I was writing RWBY rape fanfiction on a yoruba eyebrow creaming forum set in +>Jaune's pace begins to speed up, the sound of their wet bodies slapping and schlorping together creating a rhythm +>Jaune's left hand creeps up her back to her neck, eventually coming to rest upon the back of her head, forcing it towards him +>Their bodies inch closer and closer, the blonde's wiry form and Livvy's broken body +>Reaching her crescendo Olivia throws her head back as the heat in her loins explodes outward, causing her body to shake in a full-body orgasm +>Jaune thrusts for only a few more moments inside of her tightened walls, the pressure milking him of his sperm +>His balls depressurize and spray Olivia's innards with his thick white splooge +>He holds onto her for a few seconds, enjoying her warmth +>Jaune realizes what he just did +>Slower, now, he throws Livvy's body onto the sofa +>Her face is a rictus of pain and pleasure, her eyes wet with tears +--- 137037712 +>>137037686 +This fandom ships anyone with anything. Is it really surprising at this point? +--- 137037721 +>>137037697 +I thought we'd go with Jaune's British cousin John +--- 137037727 +>After at least two weeks, my username change on ff.net finally goes through +Jesus christ, I thought it was just broken. +--- 137037733 +>>137036919 +This Unicron is way too small. His mouth alone should be the size of the Earth. +--- 137037740 +>>137037702 +Tell me how I did anons +This is my second time writing anything +--- 137037772 +>>137037676 +Don’t lie Cinder, we all know what a whore you are and how you fucked your entire faction. +--- 137037782 +>>137037153 +I had to make something of this girl. + +Also if anyone has a RWBY OC they want me to gen some art of feel free to lemme know +--- 137037784 +>>137037772 +Who needs those traitors? +--- 137037793 +>>137037740 +Welp, another part to add to the screencap +--- 137037794 +>>137037740 +breddy guud +solid foundations +--- 137037799 +Let's be honest, Raven is a better mother than Summer and her taking care of Ruby and Yang is a positive. I don't know why Tai is so ungrateful +--- 137037803 +>>137037505 +>Yang dreams about being a mother and actually having meaningful interactions with her mom +The ultimate cuck +--- 137037817 +>>137037702 +Cont +>Ozpin in Livvy's head +>Just a bedroom that's absolutely filled with cum and blood +>Livvy crying on the bed +>Ozma jerking off violently, his body spasming +>"shieeeet," he cries out, "i havent nutted that hard since i convinced glynda that anal was an integral part of any schoolteacher's job" +--- 137037835 +>>137037487 +Blake really was the mastermind. She gaslit everyone to make sure they were sabotaged away from her RUSTED COCK. Mind broke Weiss by playing into her insecurities of jaune being shallow. Mind broke yang by turning her into illia. Is there anything she won't do. +--- 137037839 +>>137037799 +>Ravenfags actually cope like this +--- 137037847 +I was going to write a jacques x blake green but it was too long +spend like 3000 characters setting it up before any sex happened +--- 137037848 +>>137037602 +--- 137037851 +>>137037530 +I think that's the worst one, yes +Not only homotrash, but the worst of the bunch +--- 137037863 +>>137037772 +>Roman & Neo +I'm not a homewrecker. If I want to fuck either of them, I would have killed the other first on principle. +>Mercury & Emerald +Same as above. Is it really that hard to believe that I'm a pure virgin? +--- 137037890 +>>137037863 +>I'm not a homewrecker. +Are you sure? +--- 137037896 +Ren has a cute and small penis +--- 137037902 +>>137036777 (OP) +Jaune's destiny is to have gentle, passionate, affectionate and emotionally vindicating baby-making sex with Jess, Ruby, Weiss and Blake (While Yang Watches*) +*Only with Blake +--- 137037904 +>>137037839 +>Summeretard actually cops like this +--- 137037921 +>>137037782 +more +--- 137037923 +>>137037904 +I want someone to make this image but with Jaune Weiss and Ruby. +--- 137037925 +>>137037603 +Anon this isnt fgoalter go back to /v/ +--- 137037927 +>>137037904 +Would you guys read a green about raven cucking summer? +Gibsmeideas n shiet +--- 137037935 +>Jaune didn’t keep his armor upgrades +So another redesign again? +--- 137037948 +>>137036808 +WOOBY! +--- 137037952 +>>137037935 +>Rusted/deteriorated armor +>Upgrades +The only actual upgrade he got was Juniper for mobility. +--- 137037955 +>>137037740 +For your second writing it was pretty good! Im happy you made it! +--- 137037957 +>>137037948 +>WOOKEK +--- 137037965 +>>137037863 +You didn’t deny fucking Adam. +--- 137037969 +>>137037948 +I miss her smile bros +--- 137037975 +>>137037935 +I really hope he gets some bunny motif going on or adds some rust colour to his kit somewhere. +--- 137037976 +>Ren and Yangs retard daughter almost strangles Raven because she has lenny strength +--- 137037982 +>>137037311 +>Reminder that she immediately assumed that Jaune only flirted with her for her money. +Didn’t Blake plant that idea? +--- 137037986 +>>137037923 +Expand it +>Ruby, Weiss and the ghost of Pyrrha all crying +>Jaune is embarrassed as he’s proposing without a ring +>Jess has a teary-eyed smile as she uses the deputy ring as a stand in +--- 137037996 +>>137037890 +Being a cocktease is more in line with Cinder's character. She'd enjoy the power trip of tempting someone, then denying them. +--- 137037998 +>>137037957 +Wookeks... not like this... +--- 137038001 +>>137037921 +My god Olivia is so adorable! Love the little farmgirl +--- 137038004 +>>137037948 +>>137037957 +>WOLOLOLO +--- 137038008 +>>137037976 +Forgot picture +>verification not required +--- 137038009 +>>137038004 +>WOOBITCH +--- 137038010 +>>137038004 +RGB RUBES +--- 137038011 +>>137037986 +>Jess uses the deputy ring as a stand in +Fuckin' adorable +--- 137038012 +>>137037863 +>I'm not a homewrecker. +Stop trying to pretend you’re not a homewrecking slut, Cinder. +--- 137038018 +>>137037740 +All good things must come to an end huh? I wanted to see what thier thoughts afterwards would be, but it was great. Thanks a ton! +--- 137038024 +>>137037965 +>Because Adam is mine or did you forget how gleefully he penetrated me? +--- 137038033 +>>137037453 +A nobody? +--- 137038034 +>>137037793 +>>137037740 +And capped. +https://files.catbox.moe/j67dqg.png +Nice job anon. +--- 137038051 +>>137037104 +Korean k-pop twinks are considered the sexiest men in the world according to women and they are about as far removed from chads as you can be. +--- 137038052 +>>137037799 +I hate that this makes my heart flutter. Intellectually I know such a scenario is an absolute nightmare. But a woman treating me like this just does things to my brain. Another fucked up fantasy, just like bussy roulette. +--- 137038091 +>>137037927 +Yes cuckqeen is always welcome. And knowing that there's an inevitable reversal is also good if its happening during their beacon days. +--- 137038098 +>>137037982 +>Blake has been aiming for the Rusted Knight since the very beginning of the series, she sabotaged any potential WK could have. +I applaud you, MK. +--- 137038105 +I want to see Jaune play guitar again. +--- 137038119 +>>137038033 +Not nobody enough if Cinder ignored Ruby for Jaune. +--- 137038129 +>>137036902 +I liked him as a comedic character. I thought he shined in the chibiverse. He was also kind of a lowkey powerhouse when he solo'd 3 huntresses by himself in the tournament. +--- 137038148 +I'm going to sleep, Anons. Have a good night, day, or whatever in that wherever place you are in. +--- 137038152 +>>137038105 +I want Jaune to get possessed by the ghost of Jimmi Hendrix and bring rock to the world like that one manga. +--- 137038156 +>>137038098 +All according to plan. +--- 137038173 +>>137037904 +Raven truly did win didn't she. Sure she got mind broken into a survival of the fittest faggot. But before then she got both summer and tai to simp for her hot ass. Hell I bet even qrow was thirsting for that and only held back cause of incest. +--- 137038177 +>Two voices cry out "Mommy's here!" +>Tiny feet slapping against the floor as two girls run up, each hugging one of yangs legs +>she smiles and ruffles the dark haired ones hair and says "Were you good for gramma!" +>"Uh huh! She can be a bird!" +>"Thats great sweety, lets head home, your daddy should be getting home soon" +>They begin walking home, one daughter on her shoulders +>The other one holding her hand excitedly telling her everything they had done that day +>Suddenly Yang wakes up to Blake snoring extremely loudly +>starts crying silently +--- 137038199 +>>137038148 +Good night anon. +--- 137038212 +>>137038177 +It's fine Remnant is full of orphans she and Blake can pick from. +--- 137038223 +>>137038105 +What song will he play? I suggest +https://youtu.be/Hf5UvKjCDUU [Embed] +--- 137038234 +Playing as Wingman Ren for Jaune in the RWBY RPG chat thing is kinda addicting. +--- 137038264 +Never forget: +--- 137038277 +>>137038264 +this is the most braindead take ever, he was literally fighting before that punch against the clones and got teamkilled by weiss +--- 137038280 +>>137038264 +Reminder that Jaune is super broken in Grimm Eclipse. +--- 137038292 +>>137037252 +/co/ used to be good at this. +--- 137038315 +Blake is just an anagram of Bleak +--- 137038316 +>>137038277 +This is a braindead response. Not at any point did he even attempt to use his Semblance for any situation. Seems like MKEK forgot he knew it existed. +--- 137038320 +>Cucked? I lost? You dont understand, Qrow. I got to see Yang grow up. Im the only mother shes ever known. She calls my daughter her baby sister. I got to see her first steps, I got to hear her speak her first word. She said her first full sentence the other day, Qrow. You know what she said? "I love you, Mommy". Raven will never know that joy. Raven will never experience a fraction of the elation I felt in that moment. She will live a cold and empty life because she didnt know how good she had it and ran away. Yang loves me Qrow, she always will. So tell me, Who REALLY lost? +>Raven lead Summer to die because Yang loved Summer more. +--- 137038328 +>>137038264 +This is more a feat for the Cat (appropriate given its semi-divine nature) than an anti-feat for Jaune. He took the hit & got back up. +--- 137038333 +>>137038280 +He is? Damn I never finished it but now I'm gonna replay it as best boy +--- 137038336 +>>137038316 +NTA but Aura Amp isn't instant, and requires focus +--- 137038353 +>>137038264 +>could've used his Semblance on Weiss so she can summon a huge ass Arma Gigas to fuck CC up +>could've used his Semblance on himself to enhance his physical capabilities +>doesn't +--- 137038355 +>>137038316 +To be fair, it took like seven years before they remembered Weiss could time dilate. +--- 137038383 +>>137038177 +This was wholesome until it was sad... Thanks anon! +--- 137038396 +>>137038177 +>Yang dreams of having a husband and children, and a normal life where Raven is a good parent +>Stuck with shitty kitty, and a cowardly absentee mother +Poor girl. +--- 137038401 +>>137038264 +He wasn't one shot though. He tank a lance to the back from clone Pyrrha and fell a great distance after getting hit by a fireball. Falling from heights has consistently been shown to greatly weaken auras. The fact that he even still could fight is a testament to his abilities and he even figured out how to separate Neo and CC. + +All in all a respectable showing, even if I wished he got a longer fight scene with CC. There's a lot of history between the two. What little dialogue we got between the two was interesting and I wish there was more. +--- 137038403 +>>137038264 +>The first panel is already full of headcanon bullshit +lol +--- 137038410 +Guts would do a better job of saving Remnant than RWBY and he wouldn't have sacrificed Atlas +--- 137038414 +>>137038177 +>Just break up with that fauner and get a man. +--- 137038416 +>>137038383 +My aim is to make you sad. +--- 137038431 +>>137038403 +Pyrrha implied that his aura reserves are big, and how often did we see his aura broke again compared to everyone else? +--- 137038448 +>>137038431 +>how often do we see the guy who avoids direct combat more than anyone have his aura break +anon pls +--- 137038463 +>>137038448 +We really do need an actual Jaune fight... +--- 137038471 +>>137037927 +Do it +--- 137038473 +>>137038336 +Seemed pretty instant when he got punched by Cardin and bitch slapped by the giant mech. +--- 137038485 +>>137038431 +So what? We have absolutely zero concrete metrics to compare Pyrrha's statement with. Not to mention >>137038448 Jaune having a lot of Aura is fine, but changing that up to "the most in the entire cast" is nothing but headcanon wank and why should I take you seriously because of it? +--- 137038493 +>>137038473 +>split it off to buff Nora +>his own still didn’t even break from that +Definitely the most Aura of the main cast. +--- 137038496 +>>137037315 + +I wonder if Blake has a Cat tongue. +--- 137038525 +>>137037799 +This is why Raven is the better wife. She knows how to control Tai from doing stupid decisions and Ruby and Yang loves her. +--- 137038534 +>>137038448 +>avoids direct combat +>assuming that he chose not to fight directly and not because CRWBY refused to allow him important fights. +Don't be retarded, anon. +--- 137038547 +>>137038485 +NTA, but if your special power is to share your energy with others while still having enough to continue to fight on your own, then that implies you have a vast reserve. Not being in the top tier would undermine the power set. +--- 137038551 +>>137038485 +>but changing that up to "the most in the entire cast" is nothing but headcanon wank +Fans perception of this show is 90% headcanon wank, yet Jaunewank is the one people have issue with. +--- 137038557 +>>137038534 +I can't believe these niggas cut Jaune's fights but kept that red faggot in +--- 137038570 +>>137038525 +Raven can't bake cookies. That's an instant mom card confiscation right there. +--- 137038583 +>>137037409 +Naw man Orange ring. She’s wants Jaune all to her self +--- 137038593 +>>137037969 +She got it back. She learned she's just going to have to tolerate the gay. +--- 137038599 +>>137038264 +>one-shotted +nigga what? +--- 137038602 +>>137038570 +Who says she can't? Ruby loves her so its implied that she does bake. +--- 137038610 +>>137038599 +I swear some people don't watch shit and just repost shitty maymays from the critics subreddit +--- 137038615 +>>137038593 +How can Ruby live in the home of phobia when she is a dyke for a washing machine? +--- 137038617 +>>137038557 +>red faggot +Adam? He only remained strong to prove that the power of luv is superior to discount Vergil. +--- 137038633 +>>137038615 +maschines have no sex so it's not gay, plus it's a man's soul/aura +--- 137038639 +>>137038617 +I meant the Red Prince +--- 137038644 +>Yang wakes up to tiny hands shaking her awake +>Momma I had an ni- uh nye- a uhh bad dweam +>Yang picks her daughter up and smothers her in a hug, rocking her gently back and forth +>Its okay sweety, your safe. Mommy's here and no ones gonna hurt you +>She puts her youngest daughter in between her and the sleeping form of her husband +>You can sleep in here with us tonight, okay? +>Cheering up almost instantly the small blond lets out an enthusiastic "YUP!" Before snuggling up to yangs stump arm, soon her falling into soft snores +>Yang closes her eyes and falls into a blissful sleep +--- 137038663 +>>137038633 +>Gynoids aren't gay. +Truly the level of cope is exceeding expectations. +--- 137038664 +>>137038639 +Well, I don't know what they were thinking with that guy. He's worse than filler. +--- 137038668 +>>137038177 +>JAUNE! YOU NEED TO FUCK MY SISTER! +>SHE CALLED ME IN TEARS YESTERDAY TELLING ME SHE REALISED HOW BADLY SHE FUCKED UP BY CHOOSING THAT DYKE FAUNER! +>SHE WANTS CHILDREN, JAUNE! +>SHE FEELS TRAPPED WITH THAT FUCKING LESBIAN WHEN ALL SHE WANTS IS A LOVING HUSBAND AND BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN! +--- 137038673 +>>137038663 +hey I'm just saying how she justifies it to herself, plenty of homophobes are raging hypocrites +--- 137038680 +>>137038644 +>Raven picks her daughter up and smothers her in a hug, rocking her gently back and forth +fix that for you. +--- 137038683 +>>137038668 +>I'll do it on one condition, Ruby. +--- 137038711 +>>137038683 +>Get your dirty hands off my man, you sluts! +--- 137038719 +>>137038668 + that greentext was inspired by a picture of yang and rens hypothetical kids smothering Crow!Raven in a hug. I ship jaune with suffering. +--- 137038721 +>>137038644 +How would you actually write Ren x Yang? Bonding over not having moms? +--- 137038725 +>>137038473 +Cordovin was a horrific detour. I'd prefer them wanking Adam for the finale over that shit +--- 137038726 +>>137038673 +Ruby could have powered Atlas' escape with that. +>>137038668 +She can just adopt an orphan. You've certainly created enough she won't be short on choice. +--- 137038733 +>>137038721 +Bonding over both being cucks +--- 137038734 +>>137038547 +Again, nothing wrong with having a lot. Nothing wrong with being high-tier in that regard. But there are several characters who should logically have enormous Aura reserves; Yang, Adam, Weiss probably. Although her being a glass-canon could also be chalked up to her being kind of a chump. Nobody is trying to say they have it when the only evidence is a throw away comment in-universe. +>>137038551 +Jaune is the only character this general likes and thus wanks, thus when his wankery is brought up, it seems like it's the only one anyone takes issue with because it only happens to him. Except maybe Neo, plenty of people point out how she's a villain sue whenever she's brought up in a narrative/combat capacity. +--- 137038736 +>>137038721 +Nora fucking dies and Ren realizes he likes insane energetic women. Yang realizes that Ren is asian like her dad and wants that d +--- 137038748 +>>137038711 +>Perra, ¿a quién llamas a tu hombre? +>¡Voy a TERMINAR contigo! +--- 137038757 +>>137038734 +None of them have any durability feats on part with>>137038473 +--- 137038760 +>>137038719 +>Lie Ren +>Race mixing +The blonde haired whites must stick together, anon + unless Ruby realises her and Jaune are meant to be together +--- 137038768 +>>137038760 +>xiaolong +>white +Anon I... +--- 137038784 +>>137038760 +Ruby is more or less in perpetual suffering, Im down. +--- 137038788 +>>137038768 +>Jaune falls for the hapa's ruse +--- 137038789 +James, I don't think you quite understand my perogative. Every I action I take is governed by one simple principle: mechanized fauner death. I have gone towards great lengths to ensure this happens. Decades I have spent shattering the spirits of the Atlesian faunus, even longer I have moved wealth around to weaken their image. Do you know who popularized rabbit and bunny faunus in porn? Twas me, James. I have weakened them at every turn, demoralized them where I could, and when the shadow could be cast I killed them. The White Fang are literally sucking the succulent titty of the SDC at all times, from their weapons to their equipment to the numerous officers in their ranks whom I have blackmailed and bribed. + +Mechanized Fauner Genocide is less a belief of mine and more an integral part of my being. Jacques is MFG, MFG is Jacques. Who do you think forced fauner sterilization in the 80s? Who gave fauner men syphilis via medical testing? It was me, James. It's always me. +--- 137038790 +>>137038768 +TAI WAS A WHITE ORPHAN ADOPTED BY ASIANS! NOTHING IN LORE HAS STATED OTHERWISE! +--- 137038812 +>>137038734 +>only evidence is a throw away comment in-universe +A throw away comment from a four time tournament champion so skilled she earned the title of Invincible. Also, she isn't in love with him yet at that moment so that didn't clouded her judgement. +--- 137038818 +>>137038790 +Nothing in the lore states he isnt asian either wooby coper +--- 137038820 +>>137038789 +James, I need to fucking rape a faunus girl once every 24 hours simply to LIVE. Such is my hatred for them. Do you remember that 'business trip' I took to Kuo Kuana? My urges were suppressed for a solid decade, so much animalian pussy I slew. +--- 137038856 +made one of these for monochrome though my image editing skills are ass sadly +--- 137038857 +>>137038790 +>Tai is literally not even white he's brown +--- 137038858 +Will we ever see a reality bending semblance? +--- 137038873 +>>137038721 +>Ren spends all his time taking care of Nora +>Literally doesnt know how to deal with a woman who isnt hyperactive and retardedly strong +>I dont know man I just like writing cute shit for ships that are nonexistent +--- 137038893 +>>137038034 +>>137037740 +A catbox with the photo included. + +https://files.catbox.moe/sasqlw.png +--- 137038913 +>>137038784 +>Jaune and Ruby hold hands overlooking the vast destruction caused by their final battle +>they think back to when they first met at Beacon +>"Jaune, remember when you faked your way into Beacon and puked all over yourself?" +>"Ruby, you met me at a very strange time in my life." + + lmao China changed the ending of fight club to a wall of text that says the police foiled the plan and arrested everyone +--- 137038916 +>>137038683 +>>137038711 +>>137038748 +Best ships vying over Jaune +--- 137038920 +>>137038790 +>>137038760 +Isn't Raven also asian? she's from mistral, the very asian inspired continent and has an asian aesthetic and weapon. So yeah if Tai is meant to be asian then Yang is straight up asian, not even mixed like Ruby would be. +--- 137038947 +>>137038916 +A Jaunebowl with all canon and fanon Jaune ships would be another Great War waiting to happen. + Who would you side with? +--- 137038954 +>>137038916 +>Aren't you forgetting about someone??? +--- 137038959 +Imagine meeting the one guy who gets you, is comforting, cute, tall, blonde, blue eyes, Aryan….and then you have to wake up and deal with Wonder Woman talking about the trickery of men and how woman have to be strong on their own +--- 137038962 +>>137038856 +Weiss is definitely more horny than Blake. Getting wet for Neptune, Batman, and DILF Jaune. +--- 137038970 +>>137038920 +>Raven Branwen +>Welsh surname +>Asian +She's an edgy weeaboo at best +--- 137038972 +>>137038947 +>Who would you side with? +Fuck my wholesome side leans to Ruby or Jess +My Horny side says Yang (Booba) +& My love of star-crossed enemies-lovers is for Fall + +YOU'RE TEARING ME APART JAUNE! +--- 137038976 +>>137038947 +Best girl. +>>137038959 +Wonder Woman is a dick. It is known. +--- 137038978 +>>137038920 +People usually base it off of their names and general appearance, rather than the characters' actual aesthetic so Raven is usually actually Welsh/Celtic. +--- 137038986 +>>137038959 +>Wonder Woman talking about the trickery of men and how woman have to be strong on their own +Big talk from some bitch that is weak to bondage. +--- 137038997 +Is Ruby that much of a sperg to where she didn't remember which glass was hers seconds after grabbing Jaune's glass, or did the Xiao-Long sisters share drinks? +--- 137038998 +>>137038959 +Wonder Woman is a massive cunt and needs her pilot boy toy to resemble anything human. +--- 137039006 +>>137038978 +Raven and crow are Hugin and Munin Odins birds. Except that would make Oz Odin which is fucking hilarious cause Odin wouldn’t digest his own power into 4 woman who have a randomization successor policy like a schizo +--- 137039014 +>>137038997 +I'm willing to believe that she forgot because that seems like the kinda mild airhead type thing she'd do +--- 137039021 +>>137038986 +I love informing people Wonder Woman was just a bondage porn comic for soldiers to jerk it to +--- 137039024 +>>137039006 +No but he would hang himself for knowledge and drink horse cum because he was a dumbass that got easily tricked. +--- 137039025 +>>137038959 +Wonder Whore as usual +--- 137039035 +>>137038416 +Then you did a magnificent job anon.. what's with sad fics recently? +--- 137039039 +>>137038997 +She just got handed a drink from her home boy, free drink means she now doesn't have to go mingle to get more. +--- 137039041 +Time to make some semblances + +Laser Eyes +Petrification Eyes +Mind Control +Tactile Telekinesis +Aura Negation +Semblance Shift-Turn one semblance into another +Shadow Intangibility +Make atoms unstable in matter to cause it to explode +Mutation-Can mutate living beings into various stuff +Plant Manipulation +Grimm Absorption and Infusion +Teleportation +Telepathy +Memory Manipulation +Emotion Manipulation +Super Intelligence +Sixth Sense +Vibration Generation +Shapeshifting +Self Multiplication +Fluid Body +Termperature Manipulation +Ice Manipulation not Schnee Glyphs +--- 137039050 +>>137038959 +>Jaune and Jess get married +>at the reception everyone gives a speech +>Wonder Woman gets up, half empty wine glass in hand +>drunkenly rambles about how men are only useful for reproduction and only women can truly satisfy the pleasures of the flesh +>breaks the heel on her shoe drunkenly stumbling back to her seat +>Ruby loudly whispers under her breath that they never should have invited the mednoid dyke +--- 137039059 +>>137039006 +>Hugin and Munin +Huh. Just realized Ozpin would be a Runick Stun player. +--- 137039060 +>>137039025 +“Wonder Woman, I appreciate all your fighting prowess and help with knowing where the tampon dispenser is on our stupid floating satellite base, but….your a worthless neadrathal when it comes to relationships with men. Please stay in your own lane. +--- 137039072 +>>137039050 +This premise needs to be expanded upon right now! +--- 137039076 +>>137038644 +Why do I feel this go dark pretty fast? +--- 137039081 +>>137038997 +she knew what she was doing +--- 137039087 +>>137038997 +>>137039014 +Being in a stressful situation its understandable +--- 137039092 +>>137039041 +Most of these already exist to an extent +--- 137039093 +>>137039087 +She has her ticket for the long way round +--- 137039100 +>>137038959 +>that scared little "..what?" when Diana says she should go off alone to find her ring +man fuck wonder-woman, she's a bitch. +--- 137039106 +>>137039059 +Fuck Ozpin then. +--- 137039114 +>>137039050 +>Ruby loudly whispers under her breath that they never should have invited the mednoid dyke +I spat my milk out at that. +--- 137039116 +>>137039100 +Ruby has the same look in your eyes that someone has when they're staying over at a friends house and see them arguing with their parents +--- 137039118 +>>137038683 +I like this idea +--- 137039120 +>Yang wakes up and slides out of bed +>makes her way to the kitchen to see her Husband wearing just his boxers, cooking breakfast on the stove +>Ren? What are you wearing? What if the kids- +>Already dropped them off with Auntie Ruby for the day +>She walks up behind her husband, he turns around wrapping his arms around her mid riff and smiling softly. +>"Is that so?" She mumurs into her ear as she turns her head to give him a quick peck on the lips. +>Yeah, we haven't had much alone time since the rugrats came along, between work and parenting, I figured we needed a day to ourselves. +--- 137039127 +>>137039100 +“What do you mean you have to find your mental aid to deal with your crippling issues! It’s MEN THAT ARE THE ISSUE! LISTEN TO ME! +--- 137039138 +>>137037793 +>>137037740 +Finally managed to shrink the damn greentext. +--- 137039139 +>>137038264 +It really feels like the writers just want to write about a diferent character and story sometimes. Why were CC and Jaune so much better than the main antagonists and heroes? +--- 137039142 +>>137038913 +Man I would love to see a jaune and ruby version of flight club +--- 137039144 +>>137037250 +Got a request for a Jess Rube & a Curious Cat Rube. + +That is all. +--- 137039146 +>>137039035 +Suffering builds charector +--- 137039147 +>>137039127 +>Who killed all your friends? +>Well a man but... +>Exactly. Now go alone to find your virgin ring +>But Jaune said he'd go with me +>He's a man? Huh +--- 137039150 +>>137037311 +WHY DON'T YA FORGET ABOUT THE LITTLE CHICK IN WHITE? +SHE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND SHE'S SO UPTIGHT +--- 137039154 +Super Mode-A semblance where every physical aspect is greatly enhanced +--- 137039155 +>>137039144 +jessrube you say? +--- 137039160 +>>137039139 +>It really feels like the writers just want to write about a different character and story sometimes. +Because they do. Eddy already said that they had to cut scenes between Alyx and Jaune so that Barb could jam in her Bumblebee self-insert. +--- 137039162 +>>137039081 +Rwby would have been better if it had stayed as a school setting. +--- 137039167 +>>137039150 +KIlla Bee where did you come from? +--- 137039170 +>>137039162 +WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN SOL/MOTW +--- 137039183 +>>137039050 +>Nora, Pyrrha, Diana, Weiss and Willow are completely hogging the open bar +>Nora keeps switching between watching Ren and Winter dance +>and demanding more from the exhausted bar tender +>Pyrrha’s trying to keep a strong face but even just glancing Jaune and Jess’ way makes her tear up +>Diana is annoyed because she feels like this is all a waste of time +>Willow is telling Weiss she messed up big time while Weiss is just jealous that Winter got out of mother-sitting duty for the night +--- 137039195 +>>137039139 +>>137039160 +Its so fucking weird how they can do such great writing when it comes to Jaune, but when it comes to the actual MCs they fail so hard. +He honestly could have been the MC of his own spinoff, but then they'd have to worry about the spinoff being more popular than the main show. +--- 137039204 +>>137039160 +>Barb again +I hope her OF tanks. +--- 137039206 +>>137039076 +I guess because alot of people on here would turn this into some kind of wierd perverted schlock. +--- 137039210 +>>137039204 +She's not even cute/hot, why the fuck would anyone sub to it +--- 137039211 +>>137039072 +>guests are mingling +>Weiss is making small talk with Bruce portrayed by Battinson +>Diana stumbles towards them, grasping a wine bottle by the neck +>"Get your claws off my man, snow slut!" +>Bruce pinches the bridge of his nose, "Diana, you're drunk." +>She goes to slap Weiss +>The slap is countered by Ruby who materialises in a blur of rose petals +>"Keep your fucking hands off my friend, Wonder Whore!" +>dead silence as everyone else has stopped talking and is now staring in their direction +>the spottify account hooked up to the speaker system randomly shuffles to Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys +--- 137039218 +>>137039144 +Ok I'll get on it! It'll probably not be ready today but I'll post it as soon as I'm done! +--- 137039224 +>>137039160 +>Barb could jam in her Bumblebee self-insert. +I always thought it was Arryn who pushed for BB the most, but I guess Barb gave in and fell for it too. +--- 137039233 +>>137039206 +I dont mean in a perverted way, but in a horror story kind of way. +--- 137039235 +>>137039160 +Provide a source or quit making shit up. +--- 137039237 +>>137039183 +Renterchads... we won! +--- 137039247 +>>137038264 +It's bullshit knowing that he canonically tanked a blast from Salem while literally previously using his Aura to amp Ren who was masking and tracking at the same time. +--- 137039253 +>>137039160 +>Yang gets to lead her own team without any other members of RWBY in V8 +>Kiss scene that was likely one of the most expensive scenes to make in V9 +>By far the strongest member of RWBY if she actually receives the Spring Maiden powers in V10 +When did RWBY become Barbara's power fantasy? diff --git a/co/137036877.txt b/co/137036877.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b7dfbb58e8f6fc68ac5ab9bc641329dc6436cdf1 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137036877.txt @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ +----- +--- 137036877 +Provide for me the best cartoons the Philippines has to offer. +--- 137036888 +>>137036877 (OP) +IT'S +--- 137036899 +https://youtu.be/cY0oWd7xQLw [Embed] +--- 137036990 +>>137036888 +THE +--- 137036998 +>>137036877 (OP) +--- 137037046 +Should have been a cartoon +--- 137037047 +>>137036990 +NUTSHACK +--- 137037077 +I want to fuck cherry pie +--- 137037196 +>>137036877 (OP) +The nutshack walked so Steven universe could run +--- 137037268 +>>137036877 (OP) +I don't think the Philippines has anything to offer other than doing grunt work for bigger studios. All countries that did outsourced animation work post war eventually produced their own content except the Philippines. +--- 137037867 +>>137037268 +There's some very rare examples of animators like Van Partible or Dino Ignacio, but otherwise The Nutshack is as close they've gotten. + +This is probably the best Filipino cartoon however +https://youtu.be/tQCpyHmvB6Q [Embed] +--- 137038531 +RPG Metanoia was a thing, don't remember much from it though other than it being a big deal at the time since it was the first cg Filipino movie +--- 137038574 +>filipino culture +>just act like american blacks +Why are all brown people like this +--- 137038666 +>>137038574 +Hey, I don't act like that. +--- 137038702 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IhCjxVjM-A [Embed] +What about Trese? +--- 137038708 +>>137038574 +Jake shouldve said ; "nigga," in his show +https://youtu.be/8o3JrdPMNdQ [Embed] +--- 137038731 +>>137038531 +>RPG Metanoia +I saw that in an empty theater, it was okay. They had kids do the voices, with predictable results. +--- 137038743 +>>137037867 +>Van Partible (born Efrem Giovanni Bravo Partible;[1] December 13, 1971) is a Filipino-born American animator, screenwriter, storyboard artist, director and producer best known for creating the animated television series Johnny Bravo. +>Efrem Giovanni Bravo Partible +>Bravo +Never knew that he had Bravo in his name, cool. +--- 137038744 +>>137038574 +blacks have lowered the bar to being american which every filipino dreams of +--- 137038845 +>>137036998 +The lack of tits was very disappointing. diff --git a/co/137036904.txt b/co/137036904.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fd29f80a737e330d5fbd9fc677da7bf9f47ab41f --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137036904.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 137038616 +>>137036904 (OP) +What happened to these? +--- 137038637 +>>137038616 +After the dick pic fiasco updates have been spotty and anons lost interest because it got too serious and boring. diff --git a/co/137036912.txt b/co/137036912.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9bfdcb343b606d18631029b061c33e75ed3e5d74 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137036912.txt @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +----- +--- 137036912 +Why is he such a douche? +--- 137036972 +>>137036912 (OP) +Shits and giggles +--- 137037004 +>>137036912 (OP) +someone's gotta do it +--- 137037033 +Because he's pure evil. He shows no remorse, and he has problems. +--- 137037075 +He's based and redpilled. You wouldn't understand. +--- 137037090 +>>137036912 (OP) +Bad writing. +--- 137037514 +>>137036912 (OP) +Good writing. +--- 137037538 +>>137036912 (OP) +He's the ultimate fanboy stalker mad he can't be friends with his obsession, or be them. So instead autism forces Thawne to ruin Barry's day +--- 137037545 +he's not in the new flash movie +--- 137037564 +>>137037538 +I was just about to post this exact thing. +>>137037545 +He kind of is. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1JlqsN3TMs [Embed] +--- 137038453 +Picture a mid-30s Gen alpha who really likes David Bowie. But he REALLY likea David Bowie. So he emulates his music style and can do everything Bowie can. Imagine that Gen Alpha becomes infatuated to the point he wants to be Bowie. So he goes back in time to ensure that Bowie's life is the worst so that nuBowie can be the best Bowie. Give or take a few moments. diff --git a/co/137037016.txt b/co/137037016.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..045476ed2b01f821cacfd8f830f27752856dca4b --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137037016.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 137037016 +https://strawpoll.com/polls/YVyPmlmKonN + +Also Thor Thread! +> Most underrated Thor run/arc? +> Thoughts on the current run? +> What writer & artist do you want to take over next? +--- 137037324 +Wish Thor was on the upcoming Uncanny Avengers book with Steve. +--- 137038647 +>>137037016 (OP) +19A +--- 137038794 +>>137037016 (OP) +11 no contest +--- 137039215 +>>137038794 +>>137038647 +>>137037324 +>>137037048 +>>137037016 (OP) +Bump diff --git a/co/137037042.txt b/co/137037042.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9aa12ea760080af6774cf0d17592880e94b00045 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137037042.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 137037042 +https://voca.ro/1baAbLZzflGc +https://voca.ro/1aStmzTYYUv4 +--- 137038814 +>>137037042 (OP) +AI voices sound off. +--- 137039122 +Gavin? diff --git a/co/137037233.txt b/co/137037233.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b83aea250cbe3627d137461cc9e7afe7b0a8ec79 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137037233.txt @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +----- +--- 137037233 +Hey /co/! Do you need another robot girl or alien girl? +--- 137037260 +>>137037233 (OP) +--- 137037272 +>>137037233 (OP) +>>137037260 +--- 137037339 +Cute designs +--- 137037393 +>>137037350 +We're all getting MLaaTR Jenny vibes from her, aren't we? +--- 137037432 +>>137037393 +i don't like clown noses on any character +--- 137037739 +>>137037393 +It's a very clear inspiration +--- 137037766 +>>137037233 (OP) +>Do you need another ___ girl? +As long as she's cute, the answer is always yes. +--- 137037888 +>>137037432 +I agree but I think that it is supposed to be a puppy nose. +--- 137038164 +>>137037233 (OP) +Smells like lgbt even the logo has the colors of the bisexual flag +--- 137038198 +>>137038164 +This. I hope LGBT shit dies soon. A lot of people are turning against it, and I couldn't be any happier. Just look at the Bud Light shit. +--- 137038222 +>>137037233 (OP) +No I do not need another generic brown dyke cartoon +--- 137038387 +>>137038164 +Obsessed +--- 137038840 +>>137037260 +these designs are way too fucking busy and gay. diff --git a/co/137037242.txt b/co/137037242.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5faa39037a59de0c17fdd6ed15a55ed26d76497e --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137037242.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 137037242 +Message good point +--- 137037663 +Where is the joke, Buckley? +--- 137037894 +I don't get it, is there something I'm missing? +--- 137037911 +>>137037242 (OP) +Who are these characters? +--- 137038729 +Huh? diff --git a/co/137037396.txt b/co/137037396.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fa9490f6ce9563b760856551802e567df6634e90 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137037396.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 137037396 +Who's your favorite not-Superman? +--- 137037546 +>>137037396 (OP) +--- 137037563 +> Hickman's Hyperion +> Mr Majestic +> Blue Marvel +> The High +--- 137037576 +>>137037396 (OP) +Waku waku! +--- 137037677 +>>137037546 +This one too. +--- 137038016 +>>137037396 (OP) +Respectfully, sir, you forgot one. +--- 137038524 +>>137037396 (OP) +Superman +OG Superman > Superman post crisis > Superman post Flashpoint +--- 137039151 +>>137038016 +What is going on in here? diff --git a/co/137037552.txt b/co/137037552.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..738c8b19bf538ee7a328425cea118673b0cdc1fc --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137037552.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 137037552 +ACK +--- 137037594 +>>137037552 (OP) +--- 137037670 +>>137037552 (OP) +--- 137037689 +Good ol Cathy +I always skipped her comics, they were gay as hell +Not as gay as Hagar THOUGH +--- 137037720 +>>137037689 +>Not as gay as Hagar THOUGH +sucks that the creator recently died +--- 137038535 +>>137038450 +--- 137038597 +>>137038450 +Look up quasimaddi on google, weird that she draws fat fetish stuff and tried to hide her identity but never bothered to alter her art style to better hide it. diff --git a/co/137037692.txt b/co/137037692.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bfe4a13a69a9ad0217d3f964702904bf613f6415 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137037692.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 137037692 +>What DID we learn /co/? +--- 137037715 +if you drink bleach by accident all you have to do is eat a mint, it will completely neutralize the bleach. +--- 137038324 +>>137037692 (OP) +When in a pickle just ask yourself, what would Gradient Joe do? +--- 137038456 +>>137038324 +>make a deal +--- 137038720 +>>137038456 +>a deal +--- 137039243 +>>137038720 +Yes, a deal diff --git a/co/137037748.txt b/co/137037748.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0bc06a3c6c22b77d9bf3bc4597e990d50579aa3a --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137037748.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 137037748 +Season two is already out +--- 137037760 +>no bunny waifu +pass. +--- 137037855 +>>137037748 (OP) +Neat, which ones are actually worthwhile? +They didn't have a lot of good ones last time. +--- 137038049 +>>137037748 (OP) +>All the leads are strong diverse female characters who are, of course, better than Luke ever could be. +It’s trash. +--- 137038115 +>>137038049 +The last set of episodes actually did right by it's female cast and leads. Though I don't trust lighting to strike twice. I feel like the first time was probably incidental rather than intentional. +--- 137038128 +Any anime or just cartoon shit? +--- 137038186 +>>137038128 +I think one of them is a co-production between a Japanese studio and Lucasfilm. They wanted this one to be a bunch of different countries. +--- 137038196 +>>137038186 +Disgusting +So i will watch just one episode this time +--- 137038239 +>>137038049 +>>137038196 +retarded incels +--- 137038258 +>>137038239 +U mad bro? +--- 137038438 +This and Kizazi Moto are the only Disney stuff I can appreciate currently +--- 137038451 +I couldn't even finish the first one. +--- 137038870 +>>137038451 +Why? +Is it bad? +--- 137039015 +>>137037748 (OP) +How many don't involve jedis, sith, lightsabers, or the force? diff --git a/co/137037780.txt b/co/137037780.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b6d90ac56d2620c4761aea352e1d2cba60558af3 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137037780.txt @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ +----- +--- 137037780 +Read Where Monsters Lie. +--- 137037804 +>>137037780 (OP) +Looks gay. +--- 137037820 +>>137037804 +There's nothing gay about buck breaking. +--- 137037828 +>>137037804 +Looks like a gay SAW wannabe +--- 137037856 +>>137037828 +That's the joke. The killers are parodies of horror movie villains. Michael, Leatherface, Chucky etc. +--- 137037885 +>>137037780 (OP) +this has to be written by a woman for they don't know the legendary hidden turtle technique passed down for generations of men. +--- 137037945 +>>137037780 (OP) +No, thank you. +--- 137037980 +>>137037915 +this could've been way better if it was either his dick or both of his hands. +--- 137038017 +>>137037980 +He needs the other hand to use the flamethrower. +--- 137038023 +>>137037915 +>right hand +--- 137038043 +>>137037915 +I mean +i feel like you can get your dick out the way of that dumb set up +also that a gravity powered blade isn't going to cut through that much with so little room to drop even if its sharp as hell, it'd have to be shot by an explosive +--- 137038053 +>>137037885 +Psh. Women can never learn such a thing. +--- 137038060 +>>137038023 +That's probably intentional, the killer is incompetent. +--- 137038061 +I feel like you could wiggle around and get your dick out of that trap +--- 137038165 +>>137038061 + +not mine. +too large. +--- 137038183 +I hate comics. +--- 137038266 +>>137037856 +still gay +--- 137038314 +>>137037915 +How did he get his pants back up? +--- 137038342 +>>137037915 +>Not taking the hand with you so the doctors can reattach it + +Retard. +--- 137038367 +>>137037915 +He can't see the labels from where he's sitting. diff --git a/co/137037912.txt b/co/137037912.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c9af8d88537637b8df54e5fba33cf89901734d0c --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137037912.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 137037912 +Same character. +--- 137037962 +>>137037912 (OP) +How? +--- 137038050 +>>137037912 (OP) +Not true. I always wanted to fuck Sam but I've never wanted to fuck Helga +--- 137038090 +SAME SHOW! +--- 137038108 +>>137037912 (OP) +Sam is more overtly violent and Helga is more overtly emotional (at least when she's alone) +--- 137038465 +>>137037912 (OP) +Sam wanted to secretly fuck Carly? +--- 137038477 +>>137037912 (OP) +Helga is not a whore +--- 137039189 +Bump +--- 137039230 +>>137037912 (OP) +Did you read her book? It's pretty fucking good and I didn't even watch iCarly. +She talks about Dan Schneider. I think there's a lot of legal shit going on with that because she only refers to him as "the creator" but she also alludes to his creepy behavior. diff --git a/co/137038092.txt b/co/137038092.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ed7d01af24315c75d75469ce24a04756bd35ff45 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038092.txt @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +----- +--- 137038092 +Why did Chowder have such big nipples? +--- 137038102 +>>137038092 (OP) +Because he's fuckin fat +--- 137038107 +>>137038092 (OP) +Like seriously dude had some honkers on him. +--- 137038110 +>>137038092 (OP) +Those are areolas you stupid ass. Plus he's a fat kid, fat kids tend to have those. +--- 137038146 +>>137038102 +I know a ton of fat guys, that don't have big nipples. Well, areolas. + +Look, Schnitzel's fat too but his are basically non-existent. +--- 137038246 +>>137038107 +>>137038092 (OP) +Apparently it was actually a joke by the artists/animators to keep making them bigger each time chowder was shirtless. Eventually the network told them to stop +--- 137038251 +>>137038146 +It's probably because he's an obese child, as opposed to a fat adult. +--- 137038275 +>>137038246 +That's legitimately hilarious. Based animators. +--- 137038289 +>>137038092 (OP) +--- 137038290 +>>137038251 +Do people's + nipples stop growing during puberty or something? +--- 137038354 +>>137038275 +>>137038246 +From Greenblat's tumblr +--- 137038365 +>>137038092 (OP) +Me and my cousin thought he was a girl +--- 137038537 +>>137038092 (OP) +Well, he's a big boy. +>>137038102 +this and thread diff --git a/co/137038154.txt b/co/137038154.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7d82902a11a16a59a0aa23acc6556539049cfc6f --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038154.txt @@ -0,0 +1,31 @@ +----- +--- 137038154 +Real talk, is this actually good? +--- 137038163 +only season 1 +--- 137038192 +no +--- 137038205 +Watch it yourself and draw your own conclusions, retard. +--- 137038236 +>>137038205 +best reply +I personally enjoyed the first two seasons the most +--- 137038240 +>>137038154 (OP) +Season 1 isn't bad, season 2 also had some good stuff, but no, don't waste your time. Be warned it T-Totally shits the bed in the final season, I mean just the dumbest possible plotpoints, the most lackluster endings to a lot of buildup, and ultimately just a plain wet fart of a conclusion where everything is resolved in literal minutes and just swept under the rug. Then Future comes along and jams in even dumber plotpoints that weren't there and ends them just as anticlimactically and just as badly done. And in between those two ending is the most plothole ridden writing of a movie you will ever see, I'm not joking when I say it's so badly made it could've been solved within 5 minutes of the main villain arriving and it only didn't because of the dumbest possible reasoning. +--- 137038461 +>>137038154 (OP) +Woke/tranny propaganda so no +--- 137038484 +never watched it never will it always looked cringe +--- 137038739 +>>137038154 (OP) +Very hit or miss. Changed tone after S1. Designs are often great, but animation is usually bad. Sometimes funny. Sometimes clever. Overstays its welcome, but dramatic payoffs work better when you're watching the story all at once instead of waiting months between Steven Bombs of townie episodes. + +For all its flaws, Steven Universe is a unique creative vision that was kind of innovative. If you stop at the movie it has a satisfying end. Now I hope I never have to see it again, lol. +--- 137038854 +>>137038154 (OP) +Yes +--- 137038885 +Adventure Time is probably better diff --git a/co/137038253.txt b/co/137038253.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ade4767b39ab5964a5bc212ed0b0be7e0462935c --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038253.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 137038253 +What would it be about? +--- 137038351 +Drug dealing +--- 137038368 +>>137038253 (OP) +It'd basically be capeshit, but instead of traditional heroes, every character is dance themed. There'd be one mad scientist who isn't dance themed, but his main gadget would be a giant disco ball that shoots a bajillion rays. +--- 137038385 +I feel like David Bowie and Freddie Mercury would want a word with him. +--- 137038470 +That's the guy from Jackie Chan Adventures +--- 137038478 +>>137038385 +Hiro-Kun is one of a kind. Those gay brits don’t hold a candle to him. +--- 137038486 +>>137038253 (OP) +--- 137038968 +>>137038486 +Oof +--- 137039074 +>>137038253 (OP) +Sushi chef raising his two bosses's teenage pregnancy baby diff --git a/co/137038302.txt b/co/137038302.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..dbe146472a5ecddfc3dca75a815e5b253ce3b039 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038302.txt @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +----- +--- 137038302 +1- Batman Ninja +2- Batman: Gotham Knight +3- Catwoman: Hunted +--- 137038674 +I'd put Catwoman on top, she seduced Kate, and she's got the sexiest voice. +--- 137038732 +>>137038302 (OP) +Catwoman was pure shit. +--- 137038887 +>>137038302 (OP) +1. Dark Knight Returns +2. Justice League Dark: Apokolips War +3. Under the Red Hood +--- 137039020 +1. Under the Red Hood +2. Crisis on Two Earths +3. JL Gods and Monsters diff --git a/co/137038349.txt b/co/137038349.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..424b94b0861062bfe651e1201cf244287847d49c --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038349.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 137038349 +How is Lucifer so stylish? +--- 137038404 +>>137038349 (OP) +By being gay +--- 137038445 +>>137038404 +/thread +--- 137038871 +>>137038404 +>>137038445 +He has a wife. +--- 137039005 +Style is taking pride in your appearance. He's the lord of pride. It just makes sense. diff --git a/co/137038402.txt b/co/137038402.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..14b35eadd3065dea4eb4b962e256695afd61e779 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038402.txt @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +----- +--- 137038402 +Or do you settle for DVD? +--- 137038430 +Is it worth importing German BDs? +--- 137038447 +Even if the visual quality is the same you're gonna' end up with better sound quality. So yeah if I had to choose between DVD and SD Blu Ray I'll choose the later. +--- 137038449 +>>137038430 +>Is it worth importing German BDs? +Yes. They have English and look better than the DVDs we get here. +https://imgsli.com/MTEwNzU4 +--- 137039028 +>>137038449 +>bds are cropped +no thanks +--- 137039063 +>>137038449 +>cropped + artificial edge enhancement +no bueno +--- 137039094 +>>137038449 +Aren't they PAL sped up +--- 137039096 +>>137038402 (OP) +>>137038449 +>still no kim possible bd +Nervt mich unglaublich man. Und Deutschland hat die Serie vergöttert +--- 137039109 +>>137038402 (OP) +I'd go for it if these were actually ideal versions of the concept but they all have multiple things wrong with them IIRC +--- 137039111 +>>137038402 (OP) +I take whatever i can which is usually dvds (and with my luck there's almost always at least 1 disc loose in a brand new set) i'd give every cent i have to have a pirate friend in my life. +--- 137039197 +>>137039028 +Are you retarded? None of the blu ray is cropped. Go ahead, show me where it's cropped at. +--- 137039242 +>>137039197 +I'm sorry you're blind and autistic. diff --git a/co/137038479.txt b/co/137038479.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d31feba99c0d6e308941fc1317fea398d6b60649 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038479.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 137038479 +I'll start: + +Doom VS Thanos War. + +Basically Doom and Thanos are chasing after some cosmic artifact that's allegedly capable of granting absolute power to whoever wields it. They both throwdown each other in an intergalactic universe spanning war that pulls all the Marvel heroes into it who has to stop BOTH of them from getting it. + +Well, that's just my rough draft of it anyway. I'm just surprised that Doom and Thanos haven't thrown down in some huge event by now. +--- 137039219 +Thanos vs. Doom is happening in Thor right now +--- 137039232 +>>137038479 (OP) +Doom beats them all with FOOTDIVE spam. diff --git a/co/137038481.txt b/co/137038481.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1eca49341ee1b3b53aa89c9a4beea3711b7c692e --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038481.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 137038481 +ZAMN! Homer really said I'm serving cunt today. +--- 137038510 +You already made this thread. +--- 137038559 +>>137038510 +Nuh uh! diff --git a/co/137038529.txt b/co/137038529.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..38ea6ff718521aac72f9cf4f5707d0d7644966c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038529.txt @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +----- +--- 137038529 +>bobby is unemployed +>Hank is still selling propane after gas grilling became illegal +>Peggy is exactly the same, didn't even age +>Dale is strapped Hannibal lecter style +>Boomhawar is now a woman but still behaves exactly the same as if nothing changed at all +>Bill is extremely obese and had heart surgery +>Cotton is now a robot +>Doesn't have legs, has wheels instead +>Buck Strickland is gone, could be dead, could be pretending to be dead +>Joseph is now a deadbeat dad of two working under the table to avoid paying child support +>Nancy is married to John redcorn but cheats on him with dale +>Connie figured out how to completely automatize her job and has nothing to do all day +>Luanne is in prison for fraud because she never paid taxes since she didn't know what taxes are +>Lucky is a guru +--- 137038539 +>>137038529 (OP) +>>Cotton is now a robot +he died you retard +--- 137038572 +>>137038529 (OP) +>>Cotton is now a robot +maybe bill gets a cell phone +has bobby ever owned a bear? +--- 137038575 +>Cotton is now a robot +amazing inclusion, now he can live forever +--- 137039188 +>>137038529 (OP) +>Dale is strapped Hannibal lecter style +What broke him? Is he putting on an act? Did he inhale too much pesticides? +--- 137039238 +>>137039188 +Dale didn't change, society did. diff --git a/co/137038613.txt b/co/137038613.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..13a40930e2e53c94a78f802bc2e582c899d42eb9 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038613.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 137038613 +What /co/ character helps you get through this clown world? +--- 137038684 +>>137038613 (OP) +kys OP +--- 137038692 +>>137038613 (OP) +Passing a u +--- 137038722 +>>137038613 (OP) +Kill yourself troon. +--- 137038742 +>>137038684 +>>137038722 +this isnt a chud thread +--- 137038755 +>>137038613 (OP) +OP’s mom +--- 137038995 +>>137038613 (OP) +I love clowns so much +I want to hug and kiss a clown girl +--- 137039209 +>>137038613 (OP) +>clissy diff --git a/co/137038741.txt b/co/137038741.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6e947533f3d377704e941a88e0cce607e2651d55 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038741.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +----- +--- 137038741 +>It’s real +https://twitter.com/sketchycamel/status/1653494311869378560?s=46&t=Je462NQwzmpgAvP4VAlw8Q diff --git a/co/137038766.txt b/co/137038766.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c549341b12ef84059fccfdaa6de86fe2499b38fa --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038766.txt @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +----- +--- 137038766 +What am I in for? +--- 137038773 +Fates worse than death. +--- 137038777 +>>137038766 (OP) +A strong first season, a second season that's almost totally filler, and a third that tries to make up for the second. +--- 137038779 +Kino. +--- 137038781 +>>137038766 (OP) +Kino at first, disappointment by the end +--- 137038786 +>>137038766 (OP) +a pretty shway late-golden era WB action cartoon. +--- 137038809 +>>137038766 (OP) +Killer soundtrack. +--- 137038876 +>>137038766 (OP) +Your average teen superhero show. Execution is great, but it's nothing you haven't seen before. diff --git a/co/137038804.txt b/co/137038804.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f05f14ed1e3abcae248de26e4e3a7e2aa5cc7241 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038804.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 137038804 +Buttons diff --git a/co/137038953.txt b/co/137038953.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..09b1141966e5163b4abce0c431b2c7ca34b4d968 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038953.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 137038953 +Who was in the wrong here? +--- 137038982 +>>137038953 (OP) +Flairs, for making such a boring Synthpop song while french. How's that even fucking possible? +--- 137039097 +>>137038953 (OP) +OH N- diff --git a/co/137038967.txt b/co/137038967.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..87845d84a5bda5a7add7bc492e1459176af76d6d --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137038967.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 137038967 +Who’s the most evil character here? +--- 137039089 +>>137038967 (OP) +I saw your Grindr selfie on /toy/. You look like you suck a mean cock. +--- 137039108 +>>137038967 (OP) +The wife beater diff --git a/co/137039023.txt b/co/137039023.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6546d5bee6a2432209894d82ff72f3bedbf59756 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137039023.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 137039023 +Baton Rouge, Louisiana +--- 137039067 +Indianapolis, Indiana diff --git a/co/137039049.txt b/co/137039049.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..85bb8248d053411fd5ef051ddd6559cb363632b6 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137039049.txt @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +----- +--- 137039058 +send requests or browse the mega +--- 137039143 +New Yates track. (Rimuru Tempest [Slime Reincarnation] vs Key [Vtuber]) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76DMRYKYH7M [Embed] +Look, I try to be unbiased when I post these but the fact that someone was willing to sink several hundred dollars for a death battle commission track featuring some random indie vtuber is actually depressing. +--- 137039157 +>>137039058 +Ah, hell, why not. Requesting John Matrix vs Bryan Mills. +--- 137039169 +>>137039143 +Man, that shit about quality control for the matchups he's taking requests for was an outright lie, huh? +--- 137039191 +>>137039143 +The funniest part about the track is the half assed titling (Yates didn't even bother to close the bracket or include the actual name for that slime anime) and the fact that the franchise is just called "VTuber" +--- 137039192 +>>137039169 +If you saw the last half dozen or so commissions he's done, you'd know it was a flat out lie +--- 137039201 +>>137038521 → +Any matchup with kirby losing is gonna cause a massive shitstorm, twitter/reddit/resetera trannies will absolutely fucking lose their shit if death battle lets kirby or meta knight lose, they think kirby is on par with arceus and the one above all, some poor guy even called them out on this and he had a whole hivemind of trannies spamming that one meta knight render as a reply +--- 137039226 +>>137039192 +Well, I wouldn't say they're all bad. Blade Wolf vs Omega was at least decent. +--- 137039236 +>>137039192 +Well, he's taking pedo money, so I guess he's not going to be too scrupulous about things. Another for the "Luan Loud vs Muscle Man" and "Riddler vs Super Why" pile, I guess. diff --git a/co/137039051.txt b/co/137039051.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..02e8d19c41a9ec4d113136b7a8336dba9bd93eb5 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137039051.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 137039051 +How can he hope to compete with anime? +--- 137039105 +draw better. +--- 137039222 +>>137039051 (OP) + +Join them. diff --git a/co/137039174.txt b/co/137039174.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..67b242ae4cb219de814432ff08a1efb05ed5aea3 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137039174.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 137039174 +Terrible +--- 137039190 +>>137039174 (OP) +inb4 drunk Liz kisses him. +--- 137039214 +>>137039190 +Were Moray's tits always that big? diff --git a/co/137039196.txt b/co/137039196.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..557b3b2c484b2f9c107af79b223a59c0fd7871f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137039196.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 137039196 +Marvel won +--- 137039227 +>>137039196 (OP) +Flash will be higher rated and make more And I actually really liked this movie diff --git a/co/137039202.txt b/co/137039202.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d795b0dddbe5994f78e3f9033a5e853c6439889c --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137039202.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 137039202 +A zelda movie is basically guaranteed. What should it be like/about?