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--- 70635049
Sanpaku edition
--- 70635061
>>70635049 (OP)
Bump for motivation. Fuck the demoralizing bots and salty dyels.
--- 70635150
Daggummit another /fph/ thread... Ain't you sinful miscreants got nothin' better t'do?

Some folks is actively tryna lose weight, comin' to this here shindig for support. It's upsettin t'see a thread DEDUMCATED to SHAMIN OTHERS ACTIVELY TRYNA IMPROVE.

Again mods, cayn't we please for the love of the good Lord Jesus Christ move these over to /r9k/? They ain'ts got nothin a do with that them there health and fitness and whatnot, and actively promote hostilumaties and hate to plus sized peoples.

Give it a think, if ya would. Thank ya kindly.
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>>70635122
How do these people think thin folk stay thin?
They’re just born like that? With six pack abs?
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>>70635150
Anoth'r /fph/ thread. Thee not idiots has't aught bett'r to doth?

Some of us art actively trying to loseth weight and cometh to this subf'rum f'r supp'rt. T's upsetting to seeth a thread dedicatd'd to shaming others actively trying to improveth. 
 
Again mods, can we prithee f'r the loveth of god moveth these ov'r to /r9k? those gents has't nothing to doth with health and fitness and actively promoteth hostility and misprise to plus siz'd people. 
 
Prithee consid'r our requesteth. Thanketh thee
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>>70635301
what app is that? I want to send that thing a message
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>>70635450
Instagram
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>>70635521
--- 70635637
>>70635049 (OP)
>Sanpaku edition
For fatties, it should be the seppuku edition.
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>>70635176
The "go home and eat a couple of burgers" does indicate they're aware the amount of food the slim women eat plays into it. 

They're just super pissed some women actually are normalweight /slim, because their existence proves it's not "an unrealistic, impossible beauty standard", so they legit just get mad at these women for existing and having the audacity to be attractive and not fat
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>>70635637
No blade is long enough to reach in and disembowel most of these fatties posted
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>>70635310
> "Exercise" is weight-centric language
Maybe if you're a powerlifter, yes, but what's the purpose of treating "exercise" as some sort of boogeyman? If anything, exercise helps you be more hungry and eat more. A win-win situation, you'd think.
--- 70635842
Další /tlh/ vlákno... Nemáte vy idioti nic lepšího na práci?

Někteří z nás se aktivně snaží zhubnout a přišli do tohoto subfóra pro podporu. Je znepokojující vidět vlákno VĚNOVANÉ ZOSTUZOVÁNÍ OSTATNÍCH CO SE SNAŽÍ AKTIVNĚ ZHUBNOUT.

Opět, moderátoři, můžeme proboha přesunout tyto vlákna na /r9k/? Nemají nic společného se zdravím a fitness a aktivně podporují nepřítelství a nenávst k lidem s nadváhou.

Prosím, zvažte náš požadavek. Děkuji.
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>>70635049 (OP)
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>>70635111
>Get active, over there! 
>People need it!
Really is a comedy, huh.
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>>70635869

>hat says NYC
>shirt says Chicago
>clearly an English person

what gives
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>>70635301
What's the issue? She's right, that product is clearly not for her body.
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>>70635869
This video fills me with rage and disgust
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>>70635842
založený & plzňopilulkovaný
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>>70635101
>liberator wedge
never heard of it being called that LMAO but that thing is based, do not underestimate the power of a triangular stuff pillow. It's not just for the fatties.
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>>70635869
This is insane I could never eat that much in a day
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>>70636292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f7DvyBwgPo [Embed]
NGMI
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>>70635049 (OP)
Un autre fil /haineDesGroslard/ mais vous n'avez rien d'autre à foutre; bande de cons ? 

Il y en a ici qui essayent de perdre du poids et viennent sur ce sousforum pour trouver du soutien, c'est déprimant de voir un fil DEDIDE A SE FOUTRE DE LA GUEULE DES GENS QUI FONT DES EFFORTS.

Sérieux les modos, pour l'amour de Dieu, vous ne pouvez pas déplacer ce sujet sur /r9k ? Ca ne concerne ni la santé ni la forme physique, et c'est ouvertement hostile envers les gens en surpoids

Dans L'attente d'une réponse de votre part. Cordialement
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>>70635111
checked
there are plenty of fatsos in Europe, but it's rare you see someone that is morbidly obese
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70635150
Fake southern accent. I know its b8 but kys
--- 70636563
>>70636420
This. Plenty of fatties in Europe. I was comically obese at 265 lbs, but Americans really do take it to the next level.
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>>70635217
my favourite part of this is that she hides the paper under the couch. Dumb bitch can't even be bothered to find a reasonable hiding spot lol.
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>>70635364
That's what happened to my dad's foot. Didn't notice a small cut because he couldn't feel his feet anymore. Dead within two weeks after the infection got into his blood.
--- 70636899
>>70635903
Tourism, retard.
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>people
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>>70635087
I always wonder for people like this that drag others down if they have a moment of clarity what they've done when all their friends end up in the same miserable situation. Or if it's pure self-serving hedonism all the way down. Feel like even heroin users come to this realization when a most of their friends die from overdose. No one seems to recognize that they have the responsibility to be a positive influence on their friends and family if at all possible
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>>70635450
Be sure to report back with findings.
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>>70636819

Kek
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>>70635614
Saving this
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>>70635869
The thing that is truly unfathomable about this video is not that this disgusting fat pig eats so much food in a day, but that this creature actually feels compelled to video its behaviour and broadcast it for the entire world to see. I cannot for one second understand why it would do this.
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Cellulite ist normal
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>>70637310
No.
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>>70637310
this
--- 70637348
>>70637322
if you want to date a woman without cellulite, then welcome to jail, bro. cellulite is what happens as a result of female hormones after puberty. most women have at least a little cellulite. even skinny women get cellulite. if you want a woman with no cellulite whatsoever, then she is either underage, underdeveloped, or malnourished from an eating disorder.
cellulite is normal
--- 70637395
>>70637310
>>70637348
Cellulite isn't normal, it's a result of dietary deficiencies which is why "fit" women can have it since it isn't directly tied to body fat. Genetics only impacts the percentage of body fat needed for the appearance of cellulite. Cellulite didn't even exist prior to the 1800s.
--- 70637414
>>70635111
I believe body positivity is just as much of a cancer on the world as the next guy but being openly rude to people right to their faces is the reason why the movement exists in the first place.

>But the bullying I faced was what motivated me to be healthy in the first place.
Yeah but you weren't doing it to win the respect of your bullies now did you? You did it for yourself. Even if fat people are wrong to purposely self-destruct as a way of giving the middle finger to those that ridicule them, at least it makes sense on some level because negative reinforcement isn't always going to yield positive results and that's no matter the context. Have all the fph threads you want and by all means, continue to make jokes whenever fat people are genuinely acting like disgusting fools but it's wrong for men to treat women like that in public and little kids like that need to be taught some manners.
--- 70637437
>>70637395
>Cellulite didn't even exist prior to the 1800s.
Imagine being this ignorant. Cellulite occurs in 80 percent to 90 percent of post adolescent females. It's mostly a hormonal and genetic phenomenon -- and, no, it did not suddenly pop up during the industrial revolution. Bro science like this is just stupid misinformation.
--- 70637520
>>70637437
>80-90% of women
Yeah, of modern women. I didn't make it up, there is zero evidence of cellulite existing prior to modern times. Zero. Nothing. Not rare, it was nonexistent. If the frequency of cellulite in women was that high for all of human history It would be something that we have a least some documentation of, but it doesn't exist.

If you're into cellulite that's fine dude, no excuse for being ignorant though.
--- 70637566
>>70637520
>there is zero evidence of cellulite existing prior to modern times. Zero. Nothing. Not rare, it was nonexistent
I'm going to need some evidence for that claim. And, no, some schizo alt history or bro science bullshit explanation will suffice for me. I'm talking about a peer reviewed research paper on the matter.

I don't want to see either junk science/folk explanations or some shithead going off about Tartaria and Atlantis who blames the Jews for cellulite.
--- 70637584
>>70637348
cope. i underwent female puberty and have none. i'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that i ate healthy and exercised as a kid
--- 70637595
>>70637584
>t.
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>>70637023
Its normal fat woman behaviour
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>>70635079
this one disgusts me like no other greentext does
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>>70636819
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>>70637595
nice tranny brainrot you've got there
--- 70637724
>>70636397
No shit, the french word for fatty is "groslard"? Beautiful, just beautiful.
--- 70637733
>>70635521
GRIM if true but I doubt it, I've been watching my 600lbs life while I work out, even the giga obese "people" wash their folds, it's deadly if they don't, no way a 500lbs 5'4 woman was unaware of a fucking steak knife because of numb tissue
--- 70637786
>>70637733
story does seem a stretch but some people just really stop giving a shit. how different is it from some of these fatties letting their hoof rot off without noticing?
--- 70637823
>>70635869
What's with the retarded headbob I see fatties constantly do in these videos?
--- 70637858
>>70637595
No way this is a real person
--- 70637879
>>70635903
We're all loving in amerika, amerika
--- 70637892
>>70637862
strangely wholesome
--- 70637906
>>70635869
this video changed my life the first time i saw it and i'm not even fat
>head bobbing in happiness every time he took a bite
i now keep my head firmly still while i eat, i don't want to groove to the food
>begins scooping the next mouthful before he even gets to chewing the one he just dumped in his mouth
i now don't even move my fork around until after i've fully chewed and swallowed

this person is so disgusting it actually changed how i eat
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>>70637310
>Cellulite ist normal
kek yes on overweight women
--- 70637929
>>70635079
what was the outcome for the pt?
--- 70637938
>>70637892
>strangely wholesome
/fit/ edition
--- 70637961
>>70637823
Yeah something about that like they have to convince people around them ,"Yep this is normal, what i'm eating is a totally reasonable portion size." . I also hate that stupid fucking thing where they purse their lips out while their chewing especially after they take a stupidly large bite. I'm overweight but something about seeing the way these slobs eat fills me with a indescribable hate and I would love to see them choke to death on the slop the cram down their holes
--- 70637967
>>70635349
Why? She literally takes up 1.5 seats, round it up to 2. She is the size and weight of literally two passengers, therefore you don't get free shit besides complimentary peanuts.
--- 70637994
I'd sign the petition if I had it. Flying would become downright pleasant for normal people.
--- 70638086
>>70637595
This person disgusts me, both physically and metaphysically
--- 70638100
Pic related is the final solution.
--- 70638137
>>70637786
You make a fair point, for me it's the weight that makes me doubt it, 500lbs is unironically very little, I've seen a 700lbs woman drop to 500 lbs on my 600 lbs life and it was a massive difference, as in she had more mobility and more had an easier time reaching her folds, I can't remember her height but she seem short so somewhere between 5'0 to 5'6
--- 70638200
>>70638100
shits 2 expensive :(
--- 70638301
>>70637595
>you aren't ready to comprehend me
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>>70637733
>no way a 500lbs 5'4 woman was unaware of a fucking steak knife because of numb tissue
Diabetes causes nerve damage, which is why you see the Lovecraftian pics of the semi-sentient flesh masses not noticing their feet literally rotting off. 
It wouldn't surprise me if she accidentally lost the knife in her folds, and though the subsequent dull pain was just another rash.
--- 70638596
>>70637595
Is this based but bluepilled?
--- 70638635
>when "shocking" binge scene in schlock movie is tame compared to any clip from my 600 lb life
--- 70638670
>>70638301
top kek
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>>70637994
Question. What happens if you get on a plane and the person next to you is so obese that they actually consume part of your seat like in this pic? Do they tell you to deal with it? can you get reimbursed? Do they kick the fatty off for not paying for half of the other seat?
--- 70638858
>>70637566
Lmao peer reviewed
--- 70639004
>>70637733
You think everyone who tries to get onto that show succeeds?
That show is merely the tip of the fatberg.
--- 70639025
>>70638635
>schlock movie
Is it? I heard it's pretty good
--- 70639108
>>70639025
It is good but most of the cast is just fucking terrible. Only Frasier actually pulls off his character and the other actors really bog down every single scene.
--- 70639111
>>70637994
How fat do you have to be to not fit in plane seats? My dad is around like 38 BMI but he can still fit in plane seats comfortably. I can’t fathom the size you need to reach for this to be an issue.
--- 70639146
>>70638734
Depends on the airline but if the flight is not full most would be able to move you to a more suitable seat.
--- 70639177
>>70639004
This for sure some people are probably such disgusting pathetic degenerates they dont put them on TV because it would horrify people
--- 70639188
>>70637566
You're an idiot. Ancient medical texts have detailed descriptions of just about every medical condition that didn't require advanced technology to detect, and none of them describe anything resembling cellulite. The term itself only started being used to refer to herniated subcutaneous fat in females starting in the 1920s.
--- 70639217
>>70639188
I love history. Please more details
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>>70639188
I'm sure ancient texts do mention that old bitches are not as fly as young bitches.
--- 70639271
>>70639177
What they actually put on tv is bad enough.
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>>70637310
Don't know what she's talking about but I need her in my life
--- 70639290
I wanted to make a “if only you knew how bad things really were” with the strippers face but im lazy. Picture basically sums up /fit/ though.
--- 70639303
>>70639290
That nigger looks like he wants a piece.
--- 70639306
>>70635049 (OP)
I'd bang top left and basedface girl
--- 70639320
Just got back from a trip to biden's burger world™, and I gotta say, there was some good whale watching. No ocean in sight bonus edition. Slow night at work so thought my frens might enjoy some OC.

>Get off plane
>Doing cool airport stuff like trying to leave
>Security american sitting at the gate
>450lbs of grade A american freedom
>Can hear him wheezing, sweat stains on his uniform
>Keeping all the burgers safe from foreign consumption

>Theme parks! Every park is sea world of you're not used to the size of these
>People
>Ashamed leaflander here, it was about 50 degrees canadian warmer than where I left
> I am very warm, but it's tolerable. Light tank top and shorts, good to go
>See so many fats like they're about to drop dead from heat stroke
>I guess having a winters coat worth of fat on you makes the heat hit a little different

>Wifelady silently points out one in particular
>"WOAH!" 
>Get dirty looks from his family
>Don't care
>400ish, eyes closed, grimace of pain, trudging on a death march through the beautiful sunny day
>Absolutely drenched in sweat
>Stops at a bench, bends over a trash can, and throws up
>Literal heat stroke from being fat

>Walking around, there are rides and stuff I guess
>They have the seats before the lines so you can see if you got
>Makes the lines go quicker if they don't have to kick you off I guess
>More importantly, a source of amusement for passers by
>Almost every ride, see some trying who can't fit
>Just fun to watch
>Still see some get kicked off at the ride because they can't get in or close the restraints, didn't want to try in front of everyone
>Some rides kids need to be accompanied, they can't ride because of fat parents
>I support the shaming
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>>70639320
You sound like a fag
--- 70639395
>>70635869
>drinking not 1 but 2 sodas with breakfast 
nigger
--- 70639412
>>70639188
Probably wasnt seen as a medical condition prior to advertising exisisting retard
--- 70639432
>>70637595
Im gettin me mallet
--- 70639433
>>70639188
Posts texts 
You won't because you're embarrassed about pls respond.
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>>70639320 contd

>Go for lunch at a restaunt
>Feel like a fucking kid at this table it's so high from the chairs for extra space
>I am 6'1, 210lbs
>Family beside me can barely fit, all have guts against the table
>See them moving the table, sitting down, pulling it back to their squished bellies
>Holy fuck this is incredible
>Hear them complaining, confused over the "green stuff" on their plates
>I look over to see
>It's fucking steamed broccoli and carrots
>I wish I could tell you I was exaggerating
>Watch them order dessert, than more dessert
>Cake and ice cream and pie for each, on top of a place of fried food and potatoes
>They leave, not a single vegetable was touched

>Dinner time, let's have a hamburger
>Get burger and fries, no salads available. Sure.
>Make a salad at the burger topping bar anyways
>Walk past a guy with so many ketchup packs
>So many. Like 30?
>Witness him put an entire packet on one fry, eat, repeat
>Holy fuck
>Look around, see many more similar occurances
>Very confused

>In line for a ride because whatever, I paid good shekels to be here
>One part of the wait is warm, I guess the fans weren't working
>Fats about to explode in rage and heat
>See kid complaining ahead of me
>5'2, maybe 250. Fucking huge
>His beefy mom hands him a 710ml sprite
>Little burger gremlin chugs the whole fucking thing
>Amazing, the different talents of wildlife further south 

>Same room, it's still warm
>Fats loudly complaining, wringing out sweat from clothes
>Pushing people out of the way for the water fountain, splashing and soaking themselves to cool down
>We were in the room for 10 mins
>How do you sweat that much in 10mins standing?
--- 70639454
>>70635111
>leave America 
>get ‘dishartened’
Pottery
--- 70639490
>>70639446
Ketchup packets are negative calories. 
You burn more energy opening and digesting them than they give you.
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>>70635079
chad surgeon
--- 70639509
>>70635869
>goyslop
You are what you eat I guess…
--- 70639527
>>70639446 contd

Final one that stuck out

>At a restaurant, all you can eat
>A group of 4 girls gets the table across from me
>One normal sized, one on her way out, one real big one, one behemoth
>Walk past them at the food tables
>Behemoth is repulsed at the normal ones food selection
>Tells her off for getting a plate of greens
>"Oh, it can be for the table!"
>Behemoth huffs and walks off
>See behemoth eating, whole plates of noodles
>Deep fried dumplings
>All carbs
>It's incredible, really. Probably 2k calories of noodles in 15mins
>Not even talking, just eating with an intense focus
>Big one is trying to match her
>Not sure if she did, left before they finished
>I've never seen people eat like that. Disgusting but incredible at the same time.
--- 70639644
>>70639527
Fellow leaf here, i will never forget seeing a fucking crane lift a fat on a mobility scooter onto disneys jungle cruise and the boat lock onto the scooter like the mech from pacific rim getting its head attached
--- 70639650
I'm less interested with the bullshitting and more concerned with the likes
--- 70639744
>>70635310
a presentation made by a bunch of fat faggots presented by some low-energy vegan bitch that probably eats her own vaginal yeast for breakfast with her 10 cats
--- 70639749
>>70635349
she should just walk to where she's going, she could definitely use the excersize.
--- 70639763
>>70635869
If it was just the full English, and the sprite was swapped out with a cup of tea, it'd be surprisingly based.
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>>70639303
pretty sure hes feeling the sensation of the blood flow being halted in his femoral artery
--- 70639811
>>70637873
what the fuck does any of that even mean?
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>>70639763
thats still so much food. you need only 3 choices on there max.
--- 70639823
>>70639650
because people legitimately think what they eat between meals doesn’t count, I’ve seen it in my grandma, she doesnt understand why she won’t lose weight but eats a bunch of cookies and toasts
--- 70639829
>>70639763
the Full English looks amazing save for the beans.
--- 70639847
>>70639763
What's that in the middle
--- 70639868
>>70639847
I'm guessing hash browns, unorthodox for a Full English and honestly excessive considering the toast on the side.
--- 70639913
>>70637437
>>70637566
>retarded chubby chaser coping
--- 70639941
>>70639823
I hit 190lbs at 5'6" only eating two regular sized meals a day purely because my snacking was out of control. I wasn’t retarded enough to think that snacks didn’t count, but I was surprised to learn just how fast they added up. Now that I know what regular eating is like and I’m no longer fat, it’s crazy to me seeing the misinformation and delusion surrounding nutrition that far surpasses my own at my worst. I’ve met people who think that calories consumed after 9pm won’t be absorbed by the body, people who think snacks don’t count, and so on. Health and nutrition education in first world countries is woefully inadequate, I had to learn all this stuff myself as an adult.
--- 70639949
>>70637906
> i now don't even move my fork around until after i've fully chewed and swallowed
I also noticed the speed with which he takes bites. It hurts my esophagus just looking at it. I can’t even really enjoy a bit if I have to get it down so quick. How is he even enjoying eating like that? He’s just shoveling it in and then swallowing.
--- 70639977
>>70639949
Addiction and habit/ritual at that point. They only think they’re enjoying it, but they aren’t. This compounds their depression and self-loathing because they aren’t enjoying it as much so they eat even more to try and chase the high, not realising that the reason they aren’t getting as much pleasure from food is because they’re not even tasting it much. And also the copious amounts of poison that comprises modern slop nuking their tastebuds. Obesity is a vicious, self-perpetuating cycle.
--- 70640057
>>70637414
The solution is not to make fat people thin. It’s to stop producing fat people to begin with. When that happens, normal healthy people will respond to seeing a fat person the way these Europeans did. This is not what creates the problem. Our food and transportation industries, zoning laws and cuisine culture all contribute.
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>>70635869
if only he starts to chew his food properly, then he may feel he's full
--- 70640104
>>70637395
Collagen. Or more specifically, glycine. We don’t get nearly enough in the American diet.
--- 70640429
>>70635310
I kinda agree with the "weight loss" vs "weight management" language. Fatties and anorexics both have fucked up emotional relationships with food instead of seeing it as a tool to control their weight and energy output.

If you know that a 1200cal full English breakfast isn't morally bad but also understand it's intended to power you for 12 hour shifts in an ironworks or behind a plough, you're less likely to eat it when you're not doing backbreaking physical labour.
--- 70640450
>>70640429
Even if you are doing a sedentary office job, that 1200kcal breakfast can be offset by just eating less for the rest of the day. While it’s probably not gonna have the perfect macros you aren’t gonna get fat if it’s under your TDEE and you try to at least walk around a little bit when you get the chance.
--- 70640545
>>70640450
That's the point. Food is a tool, and if you understand it and eat the right amount overall you can control your weight. If you consistently eat 1200kcal per meal for a total of 3600kcal a day when you're 5'11", you work an office job and you only do light exercise, you'll gain weight (excluding some really pedantic exceptions that apply to a fraction of the population).

Yeah, you can eat a 1200kcal meal and two 600kcal meals to get to 2400kcal/day, whatever; that's just knowing how to use the tools you're given.

The point is that when you see a meal as "1200kcal, 30% carb, 12% protein, 58% fat" (or you just think about it as high-fat with a bit of protein without too much precision, etc.) you're seeing it as a set of useful dietary building blocks. You're not seeing it as good or bad, and you're not seeing e.g. tomatoes as good but eggs as bad, you're seeing the bigger picture where you need a balance of fats, proteins, carbs, fibre, micronutrients, and so on. Fatties (and anorexics) tend to see things as absolutes, and so to them an 8 gram chocolate Easter egg feels worse than half a cup of oil in a salad dressing.
--- 70640744
>>70637310
It's weird how I can understand the general gist of german text without ever having studied the language. Why does the German language still need to exist?
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>>70639320
>>70639446
>>70639527
You wrote all that text that I'm not reading. Rent free, fuck off back to canada
--- 70640825
>>70639829
They’re probably the healthiest thing on there apart from the tomatoes and mushrooms
--- 70640894
>>70639320
>>70639446
>>70639527
Amusment parks are a fascinating environment. When you go to a store you see the local population and even then fatties can hide using Instacart but amusement parks pull from the whole surrounding area. I lived in LA for a while and I can tell you Six Flags with attract all manner of fats, blacks, and fat blacks and they will always gas themselves out because the park is built on top of a hill with a pretty steep grade. Best part is how the rides seats are rigid so they have an effective waist limit of 40. Always a fun time to see some heifer and her herd wait in line for an hour only to be turned away because they couldn't close the seatbelt
--- 70640917
>>70637724
>groslard
Truly the language of romance and war.
--- 70640920
>>70639949
You know how gum looses it's flavor as you chew it? That's how fatties feel chewing food, they want that constant stream of "flavor". It's almost an oral fixation of sorts
--- 70641129
>>70635842
Fatty detected
--- 70641235
>>70640104
The wonders of bone broth bro. Its something you can put on in the morning, leave on in a slow cooker while you're out/at work, come home and bang together a delicious drink/soup.

>don't get nearly enough in the American diet.
Processed convenience foods seem to be everywhere now. Obesity has become a major anglosphere issue.
--- 70641349
>>70635111
Holy shit this has to be satire, come on kek
--- 70641385
>>70639320
Did you atleast have your own plane seat?
Cant imagine the horror of being next to a Butter golem
--- 70641430
>>70635049 (OP)
The elephant question in the room is: will you touch their fupa?
--- 70641502
>>70641430
Absolutely not. I won’t engage in sexual activity with anyone over 20% body fat so fupas are completely off the menu. I’m at 12% body fat so I think I’m being pretty generous with that cutoff point.
--- 70641508
>>70637994
They already have that it's called upgrading your seat. You dumb fuck shut your pudgy little mouth and fucking think for once. Theyd have less seats, so theyd charge more per seat. You and everyone else on the plane would be paying more just so some fat fuck doesn't have to
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>>70635349
>“All plus-size passengers should be provided with an extra free seat, or even two or three seats depending on their size, to accommodate their needs and ensure their comfort during the flight,” the influencer wrote.
>For plus-size passengers who purchase extra seats on their own, Chaney wants the airlines to fully reimburse their additional seats, saying this process should be “straightforward.”
One of her many "demands." The fuckin' entitlement these disgusting fucks have is unbelievable.
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>>70635903
>NYC hat, Chicago shirt
That's just a non-US thing. I have a jersey with Cavaliers printed on it. Don't even know what team or sport that represents.
It just looks cool. Don't care for the sport.
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Hey so im 23F about 210-220lbs and my boyfriend is 20M 170lbs. I am bigger than my boyfriend like he wears a M to L and im usually ranges between XL-2X. Basically me and my boyfriend have been dating for a year now, we are sexually active but he has been asking to let him eat me out, and for me to sit on his face… im so insecure about that like as a female i know many people worry about smell and taste and i do worry about that but i also worry about being heavy or how i kinda have a fupa.. im just very self concious about it plus he would be my first every guy to go down on me. He say we can take it slow, just me on my back first and then when i get more comfortable i can sit on him, buttt even with me laying down i worry, like what if my thighs get in the way or what if it Doesnt look or taste or feel like the porn stars u see get oral. Like i do have a bit of darker inner thighs its not alot but its there and all of that makes me feel insecure and I know im very much overthinking all this. The reason im talking about it and kinda asking for advice we tried to do it last night but the moment he had me on my back and was about to go down i stopped him. And we decided to just finish up having sex rather than him giving me oral cause i got really nervous. Im not sure how to get out of my head about it.. Any advice? 

P.s ive only ever mention to him feeling heavy for him and he has reassured me that im not. That for him he has always been attracted to bigger girls and that pleasuring me very much turns him on, but he wont force me to do anything im not comfortable with but he would really like to show me what it feels like, since he knows it would be my first time doing this
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>>70639433
>post text when they claim there was no text
Post proof that cellulite existed in ancient time, fatty. I never saw any sign of it on the women I spend time with
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>>70637854
Surely this is tongue-in-cheek. Nobody is that oblivious.
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>>70635869
WHY IS HE EATING HIS MOMS LEFTOVERS IN A RESTAURANT
WHY DOES THIS NEVER BOTHER ANYONE ELSE AAAAAAH
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>>70637873
This is too American for me to understand.
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>>70635842
>lidem
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>>70641753
The lie of egalitarianism rots everything it touches, we are not equals.
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>>70641817
It's strange where we are in peak individualism. Where everything is personal responsibility. 
But same time we act like equality this and that. Shouldn't it be we aren't equal. Some people have worked hard to be more equal then other
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>>70641805
it's an edit
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>>70641828
Who the fuck talks to random strangers in a shop?
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>>70641850
I do. To make them uncomfortable
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>>70641828
I know for sure that no one ever bothered the faggot who made this drawibg
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>>70641873
Shit, that would make me uncomfortable. Maybe it's a cultural thing. Chatting people up in public is considered very odd here.
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>>70641887
Same here. That's why it's so funny. I also yell at people who walk/run behind me too long. Asking if they are stalking me and what is wrong with them.
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>>70641753
>average american weight reaches 800lbs
>cattle tickets cost 5x what they do now
>4x weight plus their own bodyweight in snacks
>few remaining human beings form private flying cartels
>rent learjets for a fraction of the price
>monkeybars over a 15ft drop at all the gates
>if you can't board you can't fly, and will also break your legs
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>>70641753
>we deserve free seats
Fuck off, Jelly Chimney.
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>>70641900
lmao. Annoying, but based nonetheless.
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>>70641878
I have no problem with this
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>>70635217
Women will cry for the dumbest shit, Jesus Christ, these "people" would implode if a real problem ever happened in their lives
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>>70635087
I have fat friends and I love them and all that but sometimes I wonder if they secretly think that about me. About how I'm think and they're not and they imagine I'm judging them. What's funny is that yes I'm judging them now, but only after receiving too many weird, passive-aggressive comments from them about me and about fatphobia, and after hearing way too many lies about their diet and about how they definitely eat normal quantities of food.
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>>70641926
Females are no diffrent from children.
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>>70637916
the two women I've been with who had it were 5'1 40kg and 5'5 55kg respectively.
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>>70639392
Cope and seethe harder, fatty
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>>70641736
You're fat. Fatties like you shouldn't be allowed to have sex. It should be a criminal offense and you should be locked up. Chubby chasers like your bf should be executed in public.
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>>70635869
I'd get it if the food was good, but it looks nasty. People eat that shit willingly?
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>>70642182
It's very difficult to become morbidly obese on real food. Overweight, sure, but if you want to transcend the human form you need industrial help.
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>>70636397
Pardon? On dit "grossophobie" ici, pas "haine des gros lards".
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>>70642055
I was with a 5'4 43kg girl and she had none at her healthy weight
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I am 5’9 ~150# and self identify as an infinifat. The fatphobic clothing industry does not recognize my completely normal slim infinifat body shape. I go to the men’s big and tall shop and am left fuming when these bigots tell me they have nothing in my size. “Have you tried J Crew?” they spew viley while the coworkers behind them chuckle. I AM A MAN! I tell them I AM A SMALL INFINIFAT YOUR CONCEPTIONS OF WHAT A BODY EVEN MEANS IS BOTH SHALLOW AND PEDANTIC. LOOK UPON WHAT A REAL BODY LOOKS LIKE AND KNOW YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY! I exclaim. The there is at first silence from the other customers, but a dull hum begins to fill the air. Before the fatphobic (and probably Trump supporting) employees know what has happened the store is a deafening applause with a chorus of hoots and hollers. I am a small infinifat and I am just as our God, Science, made me.
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>>70641828
I never understood this shit
>go to a busy place where people go to meet others 
>go there only to ‘work’
If you need to work why not go to a library? You can still look like a self-important faggot and show off how busy you look there
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>>70640744
Because other than the stupid gendered words, it makes more sense than English and has less stupid French and Latin influences. Consider German as a backup English.
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>>70636819
Who are you kidding? She’s unable to bend over to pick it up ever again so it’s as good as destroyed
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>>70637938
Wtf man, i thought this was the original, and >>70637862 this one was the edit
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>>70639763
I thought a full English had some fish thing too.
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>>70639913
Yeah, but I probably would too with that particular fatty if those pics aren’t photoshopped. She’s got a really pretty face and looks feminine. I am sorry though.
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>>70636228
No i normalnie twarda poduszka do seksu
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>>70635217
god what a beatiful poem kek
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>>70635310
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>>70639650
>womanlet goblin thinks eating slightly less than her 6'4" chad lord numenorean bf
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>>70642196
ok tas de graisse
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>>70641878
he's...right ?
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>>70636099
lmao roasted
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>>70635139
>terminal extubation
good.
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>>70635229
Many /fph/ thread. You people obsessed.

Grug try lose fat. Come to autist cave for help. Only see thread shame Grug, ME WORKING ON IT.

People who work for no rocks need to move thread to wizard cave. This thread not dedicated to health, thread only make hate.

Stop thread or Grug club.
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>>70641901
Dyel, but pull ups are the only thing I'm good at.
I'm on board with this plan
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>>70639650
>eats less, exercises, still fat
>takes team of 5 doctors to treat her lardosis
>lying through (what's left of) her teeth
Worse is all the faggots who liked her post.
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>>70639644
Those who enable this shit need the rope as well.
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>>70640787
Seethe, faggot mutt.
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>get fat due to new medication slowing my metabolism
>fix my diet and start exercising to compensate
>no longer fat
>now all I notice in public is just how fat everyone is
It was truly eye-opening. I only hit a BMI of like 29 but I was massive, and a huge portion of the people I see are even bigger than that.
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>>70641615
My argument would be they're the size and weight of 3 people so they pay for three seats
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>>70641804
Man this is sad. She got roped in by the cult because they promised her she finally would be happy if she would follow their dogma. Only to become more miserable than ever. Clearly she isn't that smart because if she was she would have noticed all the prominent fat acceptance people are miserable, unhappy goblins.
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>>70638100
>not eating is too hard
>I’ll just inject myself with dangerous chemicals that have no long term data on their use!
>still fat, now also full of mystery chemicals 
fats are hopeless, useless, and stupid. fuck biggers.
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>>70642897
I like this idea, since I’m 5'6" and 115lbs so I should get a discount. Fats having to pay more is a bonus.
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>>70637873
>fat braphog

jej
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>>70641826
It's amazing how it's individualism wrapped in marxist wrappings.
You see these commies posting shit on tiktok to justify their fast fashion consumption that works using sweatshops in cambodia where people get paid $1 an hour.
Big business has pulled a massive one managing to make consoomers feel left wing
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>>70635364
Not quite that extreme, but my dad's got diabetes, peripheral nueropathy, can't feel his feet. The joint that attaches his pinky toe to his foot completely disintegrated and he didn't notice. The first thing he felt in his feet in years was a deep dull pain in his toe, he got a wound that wouldn't heal without surgery, and now he always has to wear a boot because the wound comes back from the bones rubbing together if he doesn't. Don't get fat bros.
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>>70639527
>>70639446
>>70639320
>Canadian
>look at how fat this other country is!
>2/3rds of Canada is overweight 
>1/3rd of Canada is obese
Lol, okay
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>>70642368
What?
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>>70642877
My BMI was 41. It's now 27.5 and dropping further.
I now hate unrepentant fats more than anyone
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>>70642957
Not charging extra for height and the like, since that's largely genetic. 
But there have been crashes of small regional aircraft now, since the average american is fatter than the 1970s weight estimates airlines used to use.
https://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/18/us/crash-that-killed-21-appears-tied-excess-weight-maintenance-error-officials-say.html

>the F.A.A. ordered the operators of small planes to conduct a survey of the weight of passengers and their bags, and adjust their assumptions accordingly
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>>70643016
I’ve noticed that the fatter someone was before losing weight and getting fit, the more they hate fat people after the fact.
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>>70643035
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>>70641826
>intuitive eating
lol
Provide any animal with unlimited food and it will get morbidly obese.
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>>70642368
never, you confusing it with fish and chips
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>>70637595
Weirdly enough, I see ppl like this only in one place in the world: Walgreens and CVS's. Of which there are many. No idea why.
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>>70637595
God I hate those short video things with the gay dance moves.
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>>70641838
The trick is: I don't consider them real food and throw away without any remorse any candy leftovers i hapen to have
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>>70638100
>getting thyroid cancer to own the thins
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>>70638635
>Diet pepsi
Those mother fuckers really did their homework
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>>70642795
grug rike rift
grug rike kami way
grug die with honour
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>>70635217
Does anybody remember a comic about a fat woman saying she wanted to lose weight and then her young son says some fat acceptance cope to her to make her feel better and she doesn't?
Then somebody added another frame where she died
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>>70643100
interresting fact, obeses animals are domestic ones or living near humans ( like bears or racoon are notorious dumpster divers) wild animal cannot become obese, it's impossible to get enough food for them to be overweight and it will make them an easier prey or a bad predator
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>>70635049 (OP)
There's no way I could help but burst out laughing if this happened to me
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>>70643065
Who made this WebM and cut off half the captions?
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>>70643364
I’d think she was about to eat me if I saw that.
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>>70643364
Same, then laugh about it with the qt.
Why is it these disgusting fat cunts always try to insert themselves unsolicited into stranger's social interactions?
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>>70639650
>paging Dr. Pepper we need you in the break room stat
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>>70643364
Does she think this is some sort of victory on her part? Of course he left. His transaction was over.
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>>70641777
She claims she was dieting, but if she really had been she wouldn't have continued to be fat.
Dumb bitch.
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>>70642328
They do it for the attention, so they can pretend that everyone just wants to talk to them or be around them despite their wishes. 
So a performative cope I guess, but like others have said I doubt anyone has ever struck up a conversation with that fat goblin anyway.

>>70641850
Normal, not socially retarded people? Do you just avoid other people and stare at the ground in public? Shit just yesterday I was chatting up a cute milf at the grocery store. No intention it going anywhere, but why not?
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>>70643485
This, the only reason he would have turned around is to leave. And then had a weird fat chick creepily staring at him
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>>70643539
you just have to remember what is the reality about ''dieting since i was 9''

first they aren't always on a diet since 9, they regularly think about going on a diet but eat whatever they want to with no restriction.
then they decide one day usually a few month before beach season, they will go on a diet, so they start a healthy breakfast of a perfectly weighted portion of 30gr of special k cereral and low fat milk, and are totaly absolutly sure that this time,they are gonna make it
but thing is, special k is a trash cereal like any other trash cereal and wont fill you up for long and they start getting hungrier and hungrier 
so they linger till lunch, and instead of eating something filling with high protein and fiber, they eat a fucking salad with no dressing ...because that's what skinny bitches eat, and maybe a low fat yougourt 
they hold this for a couple of days, until one days, one fatefull day when something is wrong at work, somebody said something hurtfull to them, or just the lack of proper nutrition , or maybe out of boredom and frustration, , they just snap and since food is a great way to confort yourself and they did so well, they allow themselves a cookie, but cookies aren't sold by units, and it's one cookie, and another one cookie, and the whole box of cookie, and them ordering pizza, and just forgot about the whole diet while we are at it

rince repeat every couple of month, and thats how you prouve that '' diet don't work, i've being dieting since i'm 9 and i'm still a fat girl ''
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>>70642368
Kippers, they're a smoked fish very common in a full English.
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>>70641430
I was okay with living in the pod, I was okay with eating the bugs, I was even okay with owning nothing and being happy, but this is a bridge too far,

I WILL NOT TOUCH THE FUPA
I WILL NOT TOUCH THE FUPA
I WILL NOT TOUCH THE FUPA
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>>70641873
I so goddamn despise when people say “its hard” and act like its a genuine argument I should be sympathetic towards.
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>>70643364
"Ma'am why are you looking at me like a cartoon character?"
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>>70642795
Kek
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>>70641791
>THE THIRD GATE, SUGAR... RELEASE!
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>>70635869
His mom is a feeder. She ate none of her chicken & waffles, fully intending watch her sweet little hog maul that entire table of food. Hang them both with him hanging off her legs.
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>>70643065
>I need a trainer who will specialize in fat gay retards
if you're just dancing around with 20 lb kettlebells, why have a trainer? unless you swing that into your nose, there's no way you could hurt yourself.
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>>70643385
I have the original and unfortunately that's what's the troons made it like.
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>>70643364
>Then everyone clapped.jpg
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>>70641850
It's very common where I'm from. We're small-town friendly.
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>>70641947
I have fat friends and judge the fuck out of one in particular. She constantly asks me for advice and support but gets mad at me for pushing her when I give her what she asks for. She's 5'2" and 60" around (had to measure her for a bridesmaid dress).
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>>70643817
u vill tuch ze fupa
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>>70643109
>>70643792
Soooo…it does or not?
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>>70637414
Good.
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>>70641947
I almost lost it at my kid's birthday party with this shit
>was morbidly obese from the ages of 9-25
>something finally fucking clicked and I began to slowly and surely lose the weight
>still have 20 pounds to go but I went from morbid, to obese to just regular old fat
>siblings are brother- size of a small car and sister-size of a small house 
>mom's always been thin, shoved food down our throats whenever she saw us being sad because comforting us in a normal way would have been "icky" or some shit
>got over it because excuses are for fags
>having a party with the full family
>son's trying some spanakopita
>mom says "oh good- eat lots of that Anon jr. it's good for you"
>laugh and say "spanakoptia isn't good for anybody"
>she gets dead serious and tells me that I'm going to make my son "anorexic" like me
>see red for a half second
>think about my entire youth lost to hamboigahs and how easily I could end this twisted old hag
>get myself a coffee instead
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>>70637967
She actually takes up two hole seats. 
She also has some kind of oxygen device because she is so fucking fat she can't breathe properly. 
Not even kidding, you can see its tube clipped on her shirt there.
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>>70641189
lmfao
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>>70644563
I'm so glad that my brother and his wife are raising my nieces right, avoiding fast food and making healthy homecooked meals for them. They took them both for a checkup with the pediatrician, and as it turns out they're on the lower end for body weight for their age.
However, the doc quickly clarified that this isn't bad, in fact it's quite good. It's not that they have an unhealthy low body weight, it's that all of their peers are overweight and obese fatfucks due to their parents not raising them with good eating habits, and the nieces are what SHOULD be considered normal.
>mfw my nieces are gonna be okay
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>>70643904
Kek
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>>70643904
Now I wanna take >>70641791
This text and post it over rock lee picture
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>>70643344
Excess food in wild mean higher population. Higher population means less food. Even if there were enough food to get fat. There won't be enough time for get fat until population grows.
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>>70642992
It's easy when big chunk of those people just want absolution for their sins. They don't want better world. They want to consume quilt free. 
Modern green movment is peak this. Its not about lowering your consumption. It's not even lowering your energy use. Only real solution They offer is solar panels and wind Mills. Becouse that dosent affect their high lifestyle. I have cousins who are poster green movment females. They think you should be allowed to chop down trees in cities. Becouse global warming. 
They also have favorite restaurant in forgein country. I'm not smart man. But its pretty easy to count how much carbon one trip to another country creates. And how much one tree eats it.