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>this is a 10/10 in bongland
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mike joyce mogged him tbdesu
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>>115913720 (OP)
If he's so good looking, then why does he sleep alone at night?
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>>115913720 (OP)
Reminder that mozzy got his circ'ed cock sucked by a 16yo when he was 21. CANCELLED
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>>115913752
Everyone knows about the 16 year old writer he 'mentored' in the late 1980s 
(video of them getting ready to suck each other off right here: https://youtu.be/DfS3a_b5Pv4) [Embed] 

but this is news to me. 

Spill the tea, my man.
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>>115913720 (OP)
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>>115913752
>circ'ed cock
Proofs?
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>>115913720 (OP)
11/10 in Bongland, cos he's not a Bong.

He's 110% genetically Celtic, not a drop of weak-chinned Englishman in him. Show me a bong with a shovel of a jaw like that. 

Also very striking in an intellectual way, add the social status of being a lead singer/artist, the charisma, outspoken personality and the bright blue eyes and he was cleaning up after every gig.

Nobody was trying to fuck the jug eared caveman drummer, unless it was in the hopes of getting introduced to Morrissey

(Interestingly all 4 members of the Smiths were born in England to Irish immigrant parents. A 100% ethnically Irish band)
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>>115915214
Was he a virgin during his 20s though? Given his autistic disposition
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>>115913720 (OP)
Nice jawline sir morrissey
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>>115915143
Does he even have a cock
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>>115913752
i thought he was asexual?
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>>115915265
He spent the entire 90s and 2000s claiming he was single. Pic rel is an interview from 2006 where he denies being in a relationship.

But then when he published his memoirs in the 2010s, he names all the people he'd dated in the 90s/2000s, incuding an Italian guy he was dating at the time of that interview. 

(And then published a press statement after the book release denying he was gay)

He contradicts himself often in interviews. And deflection is his thing, it keeps people out of his private life and guessing/gossiping
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>>115915327
See >>115915558
Man was the opposite of asexual. Just likes being an 'enigma' and keeping people guessing
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>>115913720 (OP)
He's cute though
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>>115915214
>>115915276
>>115915835
>Anglo-Saxon beauty standards
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>>115916020
He's 100% celtic

No inbred soulless dysgenic beady eyed bong could ever compete
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>>115915214
>Show me a bong with a shovel of a jaw like that
with a hideous deformed underbite?
>A 100% ethnically Irish band
andy rourke is only half irish
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>>115915214
>>115916479
I'm not sure why you keep implying that Anglos aren't larping Celts in denial, which they are (most of the time). Irish? No. Extremely close. Yes.
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>>115916670
i didn't say anything like that
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>>115916479
> chavvy chinlet detected
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>>115916684
>cos he's not a Bong.
>He's 110% genetically Celtic
>not a drop of weak-chinned Englishman in him
>No inbred soulless dysgenic beady eyed bong
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>>115916772
yeah i didn't say any of that you retarded cunt. you replied to two posts that were obviously from two different people.
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>>115916772
That was me you're quoting there, not the Jeremy Kyle reject from a council estate in Grimsby who made the other posts