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Has anyone ever tried one of Mr Beast's feastable chocolate bars?
Are they good
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>>19160472 (OP)
we can see what you're trying to do. it's very obvious, it's hurtful, hateful and let's face it, plain ol' tired at this point. i know that you're a sheltered virgin. i know you don't meet too many people in your mother's basement. but out in the real world, theres a wide variety of people, and most of them are not nearly as intolerant and bigoted as you are. look at yourself. do you really think you're in a position to judge others? the amount of people who agree with you is getting increasingly smaller by the day. there were not that many in the first place. ask yourself, which side of history do you want to be in.
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>>19160472 (OP)
Begone, shill
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>>19160472 (OP)
Why does this guy always have the same wide grin / soulless eyes combo going on
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>>19160472 (OP)
more like "Mr. Breast" amirite? because his tranny co-star is developing breasts on hrt
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>>19160491
the side that gets the most (you)'s
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>>19160504
Pics?
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>>19160502
He's following the "how to fit in" handbook as best he can.
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>>19160502
psychopaths have no humanity in them.
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>>19160502
He's feeling intense pain all the time
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>>19160472 (OP)
Dude wants success but is regretting what he must do.
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>>19160927
>>19160929
Is this the tranny that raped a kid or something?
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>>19160929
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>>19160472 (OP)
Reminder he is owned by former Disney and Amazon employees and is the AntiChrist
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>>19160491
This is a chocolate thread ma'am
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>>19160491
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>no one answering the fucking question
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>>19160996
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>19160927
>>19160929
This Antichrist guy seems alright
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>>19160929
I like the trans person more than mr beast
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>>19160502
I just enlarged the OP pic and he looks like a fucking psychopath. Do zoomers really idolize this creep?
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>>19161144
Mr beast is cool but I find the trans person more relatable, maybe if I was normal I’d like mr beast more
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>>19160472 (OP)
>"LOOK MOMMY I POSTED IT AGAIN!"
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>>19161142
>>19161150
>trans
>people
Wewlad
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>>19160927
poor bastard
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>>19161159
Yes brother in Christ, trans person
--- 19161183
Had his cookies they suck
--- 19161203
The sea salt almond bar was so thin and had little bits of almond instead of whole almonds. Highly disappointed but really didn't expect much from something called Mr. Beast.
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>>19160502
Photoshopped to fuck for maximum profit. Apparently he's said on a podcast before that he spends $100,000 per thumbnail to look as plastic and advertisable as possible
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>>19161183
Describe the taste
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>>19160927
Never seen him so sad looking.
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This again?
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>>19160472 (OP)
RIP MrBeast's brand.
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>>19160472 (OP)
No, I've never tried the chocolate sold by a literally who and his Child Murdering Suicide Cult friend.
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>>19161059
its a shill thread that gets posted daily
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>>19160472 (OP)
Dude stop shilling this shit everywhere, no one wants your e celeb tranny goyslop
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>>19160472 (OP)
666Mr. BEAST666
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>>19161142
>trans
>person
Shut the fuck up. The fact that they managed to turn the most hated internet personality into a likeable one just by sitting a tranny next to them should tell you everything about how people actually feel about you pushy, bullying abominations
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Uhh
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>>19162487
It is only 10% of an average persons recommended daily intake
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>>19160472 (OP)
I've seen two different people review these and they both said the various flavors were all cheap quality, overpriced, subpar, but passable for grocery store chocolate. Not a glowing review in any way.
--- 19162630
What decades of soybean oil does to a populace
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>>19162487
Every damn baked good contains soi nowadays
--- 19162667
i had his chocolate and i can definitely say that it's chocolate. fuck trannies btw.

i'm trans btw idk if that matters.
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>>19162487
I thought the whole gimmick was that his chocolate was BS-free
literally just use sunflower lecithin
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>>19162487
>estrogen
Is that normal
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>>19160996
TOPKEK
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>>19160472 (OP)
they have tranny chemiclals in them
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>>19162487
>10g of trans fat
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>>19162487
fake but still funny
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>>19162487
>Total Fat: 6g
>Trans Fat: 10g
Trans fats will never, EVER be real fats.
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>>19160472 (OP)
They are dry and chalky in texture. It is average chocolate.
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>>19163527
Is this true
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>>19160929
That's wild. Is he still calling himself Chris or has he changed his name?
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>>19164923
He changed it to christina
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>>19164360
Why would anyone on 4channel lie?
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>>19160929
>those eternal seconds of disappointment sandwiched between a split second of rage
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>>19165287
i can't into english apparently
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>>19165152
You're right, I believe you
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>>19160472 (OP)
>buying food from anyone with a face that clearly untrustworthy
I'm good
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>>19165962
500 years of relatively modern civilization and that face is what happens after times of too much comfort. Majority of men are beta, 80% and chicks betabux marry them and these are the offspring.
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>>19160472 (OP)
>>19160927
>>19160929
>>19160996
Notice anything odd about the colouration of his chocolate bars' packaging?
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>>19160472 (OP)
He looks like something is being inserted into his anus as picture is taken
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>>19166047
syntwhave?
miami vice vibe?
cyberpunk colors?
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>>19160502
You can literally see his soul being eroded by the system. Also all the photoshop leaves it very uncanny looking.
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>>19166071
vaporwave colors. hes trying to tell us that vaporwave isnt dead.
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>>19166047
YBL?
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>>19160929
Its crazy to think I actually feel BAD for mr beast
Hes the king of youtube and that comes with a heavy crown. watching your friend troon the fuck out has to be crushing
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>>19166746
fucking shame the troons ruined pastel colours
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>>19160472 (OP)
I will never try anything related to my beast because in full honesty his smile and look on camera is so unnerving. I feel like I'm looking at a thing wearing human skin trying to imitate how we look when we smile.
Not saying that that's what it is, I don't browse x or anything but just looking at him makes my hair stand on end it's so bizarre. I refuse to deal with anything related to him.
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>>19167254
he hates making that face just as much as you do. he only does it to maximize revenue.
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>>19167244
who?
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>>19167239
>>19167364
naïve.
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>>19160472 (OP)
Theyr'e mediocre
They don't have the vomit taste that most American chocolate has and I have to give him props for the low ingredient list
But Aside from that they aren't creamy enough to be a good milk chocolate or strong enough to be a good dark chocolate
Texture's a bit off, too. Very crunchy
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>>19160472 (OP)
There's one with quinoa in it, seems kinda gross.
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>>19167239
It wouldn't be too bad to sell your soul to YouTube for a few years if you could put away enough money in that time to live like a king for the rest of your entire life. He could dissappear tomorrow and never want for anything until the day he dies.
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>>19160959
It's the tranny who said she (male) gets off to loli porn on Twitter a bunch of years ago.
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>>19160472 (OP)
I like the milk chocolate one the most
>>19168577
it's good tastes like a crunch bar
--- 19169381
No, just like every anglo food it has child-molesting tranie cum in it.
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>>19169381
I don't think this is literally true in the physical sense, but spiritually, it's undeniable.
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>>19160472 (OP)
>>19166047
Not eating the Bud Light chocolate, sorry
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>>19161412
it never left
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>>19164923
Hes still chris for now
>>19165146
No he didn't
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>>19169123
and broke up with his wife and put heels on his son
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>>19160472 (OP)
Buy an ad you faggot
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>>19169123
A heckin' troon is pedo adjacent? Wow that never happens!
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>>19169665
>put heels on his son
actually?
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>>19160927
Classic illuminati humiliation ritual
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>>19166047
easter colours?
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>DUDE MUH ECELEBS
>DUDE ZOOMIE DRAMA
>DUDE TRANNIES
why the fuck is this thread even here?? other eceleb threads at least try to pretend they arent just mindless /soc/ gossip, but this? Literally nothing to do with food or cooking, kys OP
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>>19160491
I saw a tranny sitting at a bus stop last month. That night I went by and smashed the bench. Now when I drive by they have to stand. It’s the little things that get me through my day :)
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>>19171251
You just upgraded your vandalism to a hate crime, chudster
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>>19160472 (OP)
has mr. beast ever bought an ad?
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>>19160927
Lmao he looks so intensely disgusted and uncomfortable
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>>19163612
I bet Nurse Ratched's tits were worth it
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Really liked his deez nuts
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>>19160472 (OP)
It's top tier shit for real!
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>>19171742
fr fr or only fr?
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>>19160927
>>19160929
he went from being the most normal, well adjusted looking one of Mr Beast's social parasite group, to trooning out?
Lmao.
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>>19166047
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>>19160472 (OP)
why does his face look like that
does he have some sort of disease?
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>>19172201
you could call it that. its the "news anchor stare". it appears when you become a husk, a puppet, who is nothing but a tool to control the population.
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>>19160491
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this is why i stick to other sources for reviews
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>>19172201
He has autism
It is autism face
Yes, that's a real thing with a collection of traits
Also why people are so put off by his seemingly blank expressions
It's just ableism
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>>19172707
t. autist face
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>>19172707
I don't think so man
He's just not contracting the small muscles near his eyes, and if he really spends that much money on being presentable he would have had someone tell him to do that by now
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>>19172707
Lol he is the most neurotypical dude ever
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>>19172201
He has Crohn's disease or something
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>>19169123
And had a poster with shadman """art""".