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--- 19161434
garlic parm fries need to be a thing. And I'm tired of the fact that they aren't a thing.

In and Out: I'm looking at you.
--- 19161567
>a thing
>I'm looking at you
>>>/reddit/
--- 19161619
Truffle fries blow every other form of potato out of the water.
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>>19161434 (OP)
>a thing
They are. They exist. I've had them. I've made them.
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>>19161434 (OP)
Any good recipes for decent fries or even potatoes in some form that arent deep fried? I dont like adding oil its toxik
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>>19162015
Fry them in lard or tallow if you're concerned about the toxicity of vegetable oil. Saturated animal fats are much more stable at high temperatures.
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>>19162015
You can cut potatoes into strips or slices and cook them directly on the oven rack. They puff up, it’s good. Much better if you dip them in oil or butter when done, though.
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>>19162030
i'm vegan
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>>19162087
don’t worry no one will know
--- 19162097
Parmesan really isn't that good. Just get the garlic fries at wendy's
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>>19161434 (OP)
you really do talk like a faggot. please consider not posting to this board.
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>>19162104
can't I just not talk like a faggot then?
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>>19162087
My condolences.
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>>19162138
yes but it will take practice.
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>>19161434 (OP)
at least it's not sweet potato fries with a shitty truffle mayo
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>>19161567
based reddit expert keeping us up to date
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>>19162087
I mean, you don't have to kill a cow or a pig to get the lard, just buy it, stupid.
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>>19161434 (OP)
>garlic parm fries need to be a thing
They were, 15 years ago. All trends live, die, and come back later.
>>19162311
Sweet potato fries or chips are a sign of evil.
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>>19161567
Please stop letting a website you pretend to hate live rent free in your head.
--- 19162640
pub I frequent has those and they're so goddamn good it's like crack. I've seen marriages fall apart, patricide, gay stuff; all because of those fucking fries.

One fry to rule them all, One fry to find them,
One fry to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
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>>19162015
>cut potato
>boil in salted water
>enjoy
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>>19161434 (OP)
They usually suck because most places will use vegetable oil, garlic powder and powdered Kraft "parmesan" from a can.

You need to chop fresh garlic and parsley, simmer them in a 50/50 mix of good olive oil and good butter, pour that over the fries, then grate unpasteurized Italian parmesan over the fries. But pleb-tier bars and restaurants will never put in the effort or spare the expense to make them properly.
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>>19162640
>t.
--- 19164765
>claims garlic parm fries don't exist
>posts pic of them
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>>19161434 (OP)
Imagine putting something that smells like vomit and foot odor on your fries. I beat you dip them in jizz too.
--- 19165273
They are a thing, everywhere. Usually they're way too greasy and by the time you're done you can't taste anything else.
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>>19161434 (OP)
In n Out makes only one thing, and they somehow manage to do that slowly. You want to add more things? Fuggettaboutit
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>>19165636
>they somehow manage to do that slowly
I don't go there very often, but they're definitely one of the fastest fast food places. Usually there's a massive line around the entire building, but it's almost constantly moving and I've seen them go through 10 cars in the time it takes other places to serve 2. The only time I've ever felt like I was waiting was when I went inside.
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>>19165966
wrong
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>>19166520
They have three times the amount of people in the kitchen as any other fast food place and are usually busy from open to close. They've got their efficiency down to a science, which is also the reason they keep the menu so small. It's basically an assembly line. The idea that they're one of the slower places is absurd.
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>>19161567
BASED
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Truffle fries
*unsheathes mic drop*
--- 19167576
rent free 
more reddit
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>>19161434 (OP)
The sour cream fries from Potato Corner are the real deal.
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>>19167608
Potato corner? So people really pay premium prices for fries with Buffalo sauce on them now?

Fucking christ learn to cook.

Not even joking I bet half their business is from people who pay double/triple the already rediculous price to get buffalo fries doordashed to their house.

20+ bucks for fries that are soggy by the time they get to you that you could have made in 5 mins and for $1.50 in an air fryer.
--- 19167623
I never get tired of garlic. I could live off of garlic cheese bread if it weren't for the diarrhea.
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>>19167621
Slow down my man. All I am saying is that they taste good. I do agree they are expensive for fries.
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>>19161434 (OP)
Make them yourself, cooklet
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>>19161434 (OP)
I can literally walk up the road and get some of these at Goldstar Chili. While I do not like their 'chili' they sell banging double decker sandwiches and said parm fries.
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>>19167623
Just eat it with less cheese.
It buy some lactase pills.
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>>19161434 (OP)
Just go to a spangles faggot
Garlic parm
Ranch
Salt and vinegar
Plenty of great flavorings for your fries, and the fries are good too
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>>19162087
Use olive oil.
It's primarily """"vegetable""" oils and seed oils that are carincogenic, olive oil is fine
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>>19161567
get his cringe ass
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>>19161567
redditors HATE him
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>>19162087
refined coconut oil then?
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Just get a cutting device and you can make your fries easily. Don't forget to season immediately after frying.
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>>19162087
you need a psychiatrist for your mental disorder