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--- 19164489
>premium vodka is a meme
>filtering vodka is a meme
>it's diluted industrial alcohol
>it exist to add alcohol into your juice mix and fat into slavshit livers
>just buy the cheap shit or grain alcohol
>try vodka cocktails with other booze instead
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>>19164489 (OP)
Whatabout muh "mouthfeel"

Knew a guy who spent£3k on bottles of grey goose and irn-bru at a bar for his 30th birthday. He justified it by saying that every time they ordered a bottle a waitress in a bikini brought it out with sparklers and sung happy birthday to him.

Engagement premium vodkas give you less of a hangover.
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>>19164502
*engagement
Apparently
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>>19164502
>less of a hangover
Dehydration anon. Both sugar and booze are diuretics. Basically your body is trying it's darndest to piss out the excess sugar and booze as both are fairly toxic in excess. That's why you are hungover.
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Literally the only reason to drink premium vodka is to put it into cocktails. Why? The more it has been distilled, the less 'taste' it has
>b-b-but the tas-
Yeah, nah. Put that into a cocktail and you have a quality alcohol that will get you drunk without fucking the taste of other cocktail shit. That's it. No point drinking super premium vodka straight. It doesn't taste of anything and just gets you drunk.
>b-b-but smoothness...
Yeah sure. Better to drink vodka in a cocktail if you must drink vodka.
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>>19164489 (OP)
I always go with Smirnoff. Lower-middle shelf that wins blind taste tests and literally tastes like diluted rubbing alcohol, nothing more (like vodka is supposed to)
--- 19164582
you're literally just buying fancier bottles to create distance between yourself and the realiziation of what a poverty mode alcoholic you are
--- 19164611
It’s cool that rum doesn’t have this problem at all. People that worship really expensive liquor are always such fucking faggots
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>>19164489 (OP)
I didn't realize vodka drinkers were such princesses lmao just drink neat whiskey (scotch fags need not reply)
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>>19164502
>Engagement
>>19164503
>engagement
am i missing something? you spelled it the same way both times
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>>19164489 (OP)
for me its cheapest gin which i then flavour with fruit for 3-6 months i.e rhubarb, sloe, damson, green gage ect 
>>19164611
>It’s cool that rum doesn’t have this problem at all.
theres good and bad rums all at the same price point, just dont drink Captain 'spirit drink' Morgan
>>19164649
>not leap frogging between glasses of neat and watered
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>>19164489 (OP)
Is it that hard to understand some people want to drink alcohol that tastes like nothing? Not nail polish, not hand sanitizer, not some gay-ass "subtle notes of nigger ballsack", fucking nothing.
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>>19164671
do they still sell the Russian stuff by you? Haven't seen any in NY for over a year now
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>>19164576
>Smirnoff 100
>Diet Sprite

Done
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>>19164671
>Vodka
>No taste

Epic meme
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>>19164771
I live in Europe, Russian stuff is still available and cheaper than before, but idk if it's still being imported or just old stock getting cleared.
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>>19164649
>drink whiskey
Canadian, Irish, Tennessee or Kentucky?
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>>19164668
>not leap frogging between glasses of neat and watered
This is the way, still gets you drunk but less of a hangover the next day
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>>19164668
>>19165043
>not leap frogging between glasses of neat and watered
>>19165040
Usually Irish so Tullamore, Powers, Bushmills. Or I go bourbon and like Elijah craig small batch, 1792 small batch, or Bull's head from my local distillery
I usually do my first couple glasses on ice, then neat the rest of the night and just drink water every once in awhile
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>>19164502
>premium vodka + irn-bru
kino
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>>19165309
>Bushmills
Disgusting protestant piss
--- 19165580
Vodka is proof of the cultural inferiority of the slav
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>>19164666
Don't worry about it. Sometimes its better not to know.
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>>19165580
I find it interesting because normally I'm a total lightweight, but with vodka in particular I can usually drink my buddies under the table. I have no slavic genetics that I'm aware of, mostly scottish
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>>19164489 (OP)
Anyone that's had low quality vodka knows the difference
I prefer my vodka to taste like nothing as opposed to tasting the way isopropyl smells.
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>>19164517
>No point drinking super premium vodka straight. It doesn't taste of anything and just gets you drunk
You just described why I drink vodka straight.
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>>19164510
That's not the only thing. You're stupid. Stop being stupid. You're far too stupid.
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>>19165580
Cry some more, maybe have "a bud" to rehydrate your feeble fat body so you don't succumb to your fauci ouchie yet
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>>19164666
He's obviously phoneposting.
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>>19164992
clearly you haven't drank enough vodka
--- 19166411
>mouth feel
>buy Seagrams "extra smooth" vodka on sale
>it feels like drinking syrup
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>Cousin comes over with no warning
>Sees me drinking plastic bottle vodka
>Tries to shame me for not spending more on a name brand vodka
Normalfags are so dumb
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>>19164668
>theres good and bad rums all at the same price point, just dont drink Captain 'spirit drink' Morgan

Hey, the captain isn't bad, he's got some cheap shit and some fancy shit that tastes good to. The private reserve stuff is nice and smooth. 

>>19164611
Nah, there are some high end rums out there that people are making, like the 12, 14, and 16 year aged blends from certain makers. But you are right there is no faggot worship culture like you see with Scotch and the like. It does help the cost of those high end rums are under the triple digit price point comparative scotches have.
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>>19164489 (OP)
>Cheapest shitty gasoline vodka is fucking $45 a bottle now
Fuck everything
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>>19166743
Costco sells 2 liter jugs for 12 dollars.
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>>19165805
>don't like this flavorless thing? here have another flavorless thing
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I shoot Smirnoff 100 to get where I wanna be and then sip whiskey for the rest of the night.
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There's a difference between absolute bargain bin vodka and stuff like Stoli.
--- 19168609
best vodka coming through
--- 19168868
I like Sobieski. Good ol' Polish rye vodka.
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>>19168609
i like this or Luksusowa
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You are a straight out alcoholic if you can't tell the difference between grey goose and bottom shelf
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>>19170216
yes we can dont slander us like this
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>>19164771
A lot of my local mom and pop stores still have it, its not like they had the money to just dump their stock.
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>>19170216
>You are a straight out alcoholic if you can't tell the difference
A straight up alcoholic would be able to tell you retard. Unless you're just that fucking stupid lmao.
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>>19164489 (OP)
>that mythbusters episode where Kari kept rating the cheapest stuff highest
>that ending where she tries to laugh it off calling herself a cheap date
Alcohol has its own flavor. Vodka tastes like alcohol unless there's other stuff in it. Refining vodka further means you're just trying to make everclear.
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>>19164489 (OP)
Is that why poorly made vodka makes me vomit and high end doesn't? Kys.
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Vodka is unfinished. It's supposed to become gin.
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>>19164489 (OP)
All flavored beverages or beverages offering some kind of effect are scams and profit off of selling water
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>>19164489 (OP)
I've vomited enough blood and had enough multiple day hangovers/seizure fits in my life to know that filtering can be a meme but not if done right. Most importantly you want multiple multiple distillation cycles to ensure you're getting pure ethanol blended with water. At least when it comes to swill. The proper method and someone controlling the cuts can get Hugh purity ethanol the first go. That means a higher price point too.
--- 19171221
Vodka for me the best is tasteless. You can get that with Titos and I haven't had anything more expensive that is any better. Make sure you do a blind taste test, you would be shocked how much the label affects your perception of something. Smirnoff deadass tastes like Grey Goose. A/Bing a bunch Titos always wins for me it is as close to tasteless as I can find.
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>>19164611
Based rum drinker. Stealing a line of thought from pic related, I think part of why rum doesn't really fall prey to that is because most people still view it as something you add to a drink rather than something you can drink by itself. Truth is as long as you avoid anything rail-tier or pre-spiced/flavored you can't really go wrong with rum.
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>>19170903
This guy gets it.
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>>19168868
Based. Blows Tito's out of the water for half the price.
--- 19172601
I used to drink cheap vodka like a fucking demon. Two half pints of skol for $4 at publix. I'd pick that up just about every day at noon as well as a double shot of 99 whatever.

God I am so glad I quit drinking.
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>>19164489 (OP)
Inclined to agree.
Whiskey has a ton of variation, different flavors, different smoothness.
Vodka (ideally) just tastes like any other vodka.
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>>19168609
this and skyy are the cleanest 
after that i just buy skol $12 a handle
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>>19165805
>BRAND BRAND BRAND I LOVE BRANDS ANTI VAX, TRUMP, TRANS BUD LIGHT, WOKE!!

Your brain must be a desolate place
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>>19171149
based, I grab one every time I'm at the 'co
they increased the price recently though
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>>19167411
Costco don't sell alcohol