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How do I bury a Holy Bible in a way that it won't deteriorate and to keep it away from the US government?
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>>2591157 (OP)
Vacuum seal in plastic with dessicants, put in plastic bin, put bin in another bag, vacuum seal and bury.
God Bless brother.
Avoid the FEMA camps and vaxx.
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Do what dead sea Chad's did put it in a ceramic container and seal the container with beeswax or fat then leave it in a cave and pray
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>>2591166
Agree with dessicant bags in a vacuum seal. But then place in a Pelican case just large enough with more bags. Then put that in a mold big enough to cover it in resin a couple inches thick. Then mold/sand/grind the outside to mimic a natural rock or other subterranean object. If they use ground penetrating radar, a small box shaped object will look obvious. 
Godspeed on your righteous journey.
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contract it out to the church of scientology, no joke their archiving process is probably the best in the world
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>>2591157 (OP)
I applaud you OP
The separation of church and state is vital to the countries survival
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>>2591411
until they make a church and just don't call it one
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>>2591157 (OP)
you need to hide the words in your heart anon. God bless
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>>2591157 (OP)
Umm what's going on?
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Technician here.
You would need to weld an airtight box with a ball valve or something and flood it with helium of CO2.
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>>2591157 (OP)
Construct a bible made of engraved sheets of solid gold. It will never degrade and doubles as a store of value after societal collapse.
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>>2591166
>>2591328
You don't need to bury a literal book made out of paper. 
You could burn the entire contents of the bible onto 50 long-life CD-Rs that each hold 10,000 copies of the same data. Even with bit rot, decay, and water damage the redundancy would mean the entire book would be recoverable hundreds or thousands of years down the line. 
There are other digital storage mechanisms that are even more resilient.
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>>2592250
Just looked it up and the usual figure thrown around for the bible is 4 megabytes. So a 100 gigabyte BD-R XL could hold 25,000 copies of the bible.
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>>2591157 (OP)
Make sure it's the CORRECT Bible before you go and do this, none of that KJV revisionist BS. Douay-Rheims Bible preferably
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Burn an entire pack of M-discs with the bible data on it over and over.
Then vacuum seal said discs in an acid-free long-life storage container. 
Then encase those discs in a strong resin material like marine epoxy that will be waterproof for thousands of years. 
You'll have a brick you can bury and archeologists could dig up potentially 1000 years from now and still be able to recover the data.
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>>2591157 (OP)
>How do I preserve my copy of Jewish Fables Volume I and II?
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>>2592256
Just go with the scans of the codex vaticanus or codex sinaiticus. No need to restrict yourself to translations here. Or include lots of versions.
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>>2591157 (OP)
Obsessing over the exact wording of the Bible is an extreme Jewish thing to do. Just look at all the shit they do to get around Sabbath rules. Instead and still good moral fiber into your children and teach them to teach their children the same time. Not only does this follow the spirit of the word but could preserve the christian way of life better than any plastic wrapped book could. 

But who am I kidding, this is 4chan and your skitzo anyway. Best tip I can give YOU is to take care and leave guidance to find it yourself later. Don't expect to remember anything and landmarks can change. I recommend finding a big ass rock (bolder over 10 tons), carving an x in it, and then walking a set number of paces away before digging. Then write that shit down but swap the numbers in the number of paces and dig a dummy hole there. Put some silver in that hole and you'll put anyone else off the scent.
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>>2591157 (OP)
throw it away and buy Koran
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>>2592230
End times are coming, get ready for the camps and gulag lines
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Let it rot, the teachings of Jesus have been twisted and neglected by gospels to further god as some source of punishment against the romans for Israel. It was quite a bloodbath 2000 years ago and people needed something that could defeat death and create unity.
It’s all well and good but such things are irrelevant to today’s spiritual battles. You wouldn’t keep a 2000 year old DIY encyclopedia handy would you?
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>>2592258
Upvoted! I heckin' love science!
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>>2592247
Moroni of the 21st century
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>>2591157 (OP)
>>2591166
Oh good, schizos are here
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>>2591157 (OP)
>the holy bible
shouldnt that be "a holy bible"? because there's multiple variants of it?
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>>2598590
"the" refers to the text which is considered unique, not the book itself hence the definite article
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>>2598610
you misunderstand, i mean there's multiple different texts, so this would just be one of them, but they're call called bible, so this book would only contain "a" bible text, as it doesn't cover every version, no?
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Glowie here. We WILL find your bible. We always get our contraband.
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>>2591157 (OP)
Outdoor Waterproof Sealed Box Shockproof Plastic EDC Tools Storage Case
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>>2592250
Yes but then it requires the coordinating technology AND deciphering. If future archeologists discover a paper, it is easier than a USB drive perhaps.
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>>2598628
Oh glowie-san have you tried reading one?
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>>2591166
>>2591271
>>2591328
cave idea works well but hard to find a good cave,
depending how deep bedrock is you may want to attach your sealed container to it since boulders heave up through the ground over the years. They move even faster once they hit the frostline so keep that in mind if your site has frost.
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>>2598628
i haven't been on 4chan in like 6 years, wtf is a glowie
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>>2600588
Its a meme where they think anyone not loyal enough to their cause (or too loyal to their cause) is a federal agent. Coined by a mentally ill software genius he would go on rants about "CIA GLOWNIGGERS" Newfags and zoomers are scared of using racial slurs so we get the watered down "glowie". In the end they police themselves because any time someone shows enthusiasm they disrwgard them as a "fed". In this instance these anons are clearly just having some banter.
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>>2600691
gotcha, i appreciate the legit response. thanks and fuck you